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Ha-ha-ha!
Ladies and gentlemen...
welcome to Mrs Brown's Boys.
# She's Mrs Brown
# That's Mrs Brown
# Oh, Mrs Brown. #
Hello! Ha-ha-ha!
Well, it's my son Dermot and Maria's wedding this week...
Everybody's so excited.
Cathy is worried about fitting into that dress so she's going to her aerobics.
Yeah, aero... that's a made-up name.
I think the gym owners said, "We'd better call it something fancy,
"cos they won't pay if we just call it feckin' jumping up and down."
LAUGHTER
Ow!
Sorry...a bit distracted, it's not just the wedding,
it's Dermot's reaction to it.
Dermot doesn't take stress well.
When his father died, he went into the wardrobe in his bedroom and didn't come out for two weeks!
Hiya, Mammy.
Hello, son. Would you like a cup of tea?
Yeah, Mammy.
A penny for your thoughts, love. Just thinking about me getting married!
Do you see what I mean?
My God, it's hard to believe you'll soon have children of your own to worry about.
And after the way you treated me, I hope they break your feckin' heart!
Do you remember being pregnant on me?
Ha-ha. Do I remember?
I'll never forget it, son.
Me arse was as wide as the arrivals gate in Dublin Airport!
LAUGHTER
What were you hoping I'd be? Your father's! LAUGHTER
Seriously?
Don't be a feckin' idiot, of course not!
Your arrival was a big event in my life. I'll never forget it...
12 pounds, 8 ounces you were.
They couldn't even get you with the forceps.
At one point I thought they were going for a tow truck and a rope!
22 stitches I had.
I could walk down both sides of Grafton Street at the same time.
LAUGHTER
I'll never forget it.
A beautiful, sunny Tuesday! Saturday!
Saturday! Saturday, yeah!
In July.
September. September, yeah!
Which feckin' one are you? LAUGHTER
No, it was lovely and the nurses in Galway were so nice. I thought I was born in Dublin.
No, Galway. It would have been Dublin only your father wanted to stay for the last race!
I don't think I'm ready to be a parent.
For feck's sake, son, 19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,760 LAUGHTER
Dermot, love...
your wedding suit is here. I don't care!
You should go up and have a bath for the big day tomorrow.
No. Go away.
Cathy, what are we going to do?
The wedding's tomorrow and we won't all fit in that fuckin' cupboard!
Mrs Brown, I think I have it this time...
Lovely. Leave it on the table, Buster. I'll read it later.
God, Buster, you look exhausted!
I am, Cathy, I haven't slept for two days.
Well, you want to sleep tonight. We need you fresh tomorrow!
Don't worry.
Hold on, Buster. Yeah? Read this to Mammy and see what she thinks.
Leave it there. I'll read it later. No, Mammy. Listen now. Sit down.
Here, Buster...
Read!
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
"Ladies and gentlemen and the Reverend Father."
Yeah, very well done, well done.
"Can you believe that Dermot Brown is married?
"And to such a beautiful girl."
From there.
But you're skipping me joke about the camel, the nun and the coconut!
We'll live... read!
Let's hope the camel does.
"I don't know why Dermo picked me to be his best friend...
"but I'm really glad he did.
"All I ever wanted to be when I grew up was Dermot Brown.
"He's the one who makes you laugh
"even when you're in prison."
I'll take that out.
"I don't know why, but someone, somewhere looked down on me and thought...
"'that eejit needs a guardian angel'...
"..and they sent Dermot Brown."
I'm going up for me bath!
So, what do you want changed?
Nothing. I think it's absolutely perfect, Buster.
Oh, yes!
HE SNORES
LAUGHTER
So, Winnie, Jacko's blind now, is he?
It was his own fault, Agnes.
He was dying for a cigarette as soon as he got out of that hospital!
If only he'd taken off the oxygen mask!
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
Whooooo! Wah-hey!
God, I'd nearly go straight myself!
Really?! No!
Not even Father Quinn will be safe today!
Shag off!
Well, well, Cathy.
You look different!
So what do you think, Mammy? I think you've never looked more beautiful.
Mammy, th