这将是一个糟糕的夜晚
哇哦 刚是什么动静? wow what was that?
怪兽杀过来了 快跑啊 the beast is attacking run
你以为你长了2只眼睛就比我厉害了吗? you think your better than i was your two eyes
我来教教你 啊... i'll show you ah...
你叫这点动静是地震? 我来教你什么是地震 you call that earthshake?i'll show you earthshake
你弄洒了我的苏打水 you spilled my soda
现在我要让你洒泪 哈 now i'm gonna spill your,your tears ha
耶 懂我的梗不? 因为怪兽是...眼睛 yeah get it?because eyes
等一下 特别为你准备定时炸弹 免费的喔 wait,a setting explosions,free of charge
啵若波罗蜜 嘛咪嘛咪哄 蛤.... *（&……&%……%￥￥%#
糖 辣椒 所有东西都毁了 啊 sugar spice everything destructed ah
哦天啊 我眼睛里都是眼睛 oh god no there's eyes in my eyes
你有...稍微安静一点的桌子吗? do you have a quieter table?
天王盖地虎 宝塔镇河妖... %#$#$&^&^()*
哎 好的吧 sgh...fine
我恨你 我恨我 i hate you i hate me
我恨一切 i hate everything
哦 知道不 老子真受够了 oh you know what i've had enough
哦 这俩货是原装的 oh not those ones
一闪一闪亮晶晶 i don't i don't tingle for nothing
搞定 done
克忙 就差那么一点 c'mon nearly there
哦 快开炮 oh shoot it already