我无法形容在瓦达洛斯 的这段时光对我们意义有多重大 I can't express just how much this time in Vardaros has meant to us.
我们来的时候只是他乡之客 We may have come here as strangers,
但我觉得这时候我们已经是朋友了 but I like to think we're leaving as friends.
为了发扬友谊精神 So, in the spirit of that friendship,
我们想与你们分享科罗纳的传统 we would like to share a Corona tradition with all of you.
我自豪地宣布 I am proud to announce
第一届瓦达洛斯友好节 the First Annual Vardaros Goodwill Festival!
嘘 Boo!
我去年过节的时候也被嘘过 Yeah, I got booed at last year's festival, too.
没事儿 会非常好玩的 Don't worry. This is gonna be fantastic.
你办这个的用意是不错的 乐乐 It's great that you wanna do this, Raps,
但这里和科罗纳不一样字幕 but this town isn't like Corona.
他们觉得每六秒就庆祝一些有的没的 They don't feel the need
很没必要 to celebrate something every six seconds.
你确实该听听卡桑的话 You should really listen to Cass.
瓦达洛斯人不是动不动就办“友好节”的那种人 Vardarans aren't really the "Goodwill" Kind of crowd.
我不喜欢友好，你们这群蠢货 I hate goodwill, ya clod!
我知道这里的人们略微有点儿粗犷 I know people here are a little rougher around the edges,
但他们也值得拥有美好的时光 but they deserve to have a good time.
你觉得人人都是你这样 Are you sure everyone shares your idea
定义美好时光的吗 of what makes a good time?
看 Look.
根本没有人报名玩抓金花鼠的游戏 Not one person has signed up for the Gopher Grab.
当然了也不一定是坏事儿 因为我们没有金花鼠 Which might not be a bad thing, since we don't have a gopher.
这方面不用担心啦 Hey, hey, don't worry about that.
我的两位最好的金花鼠猎人正在当值呢 I've got my two best gopher hunters on the job.
你别拉了 你别拉了 Ow! Oh! Aah! You're pulling. You're pulling.
你知道我有多 你别拉了 You know how much I... Aah! Aah! You're pulling!
我确信我们说话间他们已经捉住一只了 I'm sure they're out there snaggin' a gopher as we speak.
应该吧 Probably.
其实吧 我们可能还是得取消这个游戏了 You know, we may actually wanna cancel the Gopher Grab?
这里找金花鼠很难的 It'll be tough finding a gopher out here.
这里是喷嚏鼬的国度 This is sneezeweasel country.
不好意思 喷嚏鼬是什么 I'm so sorry. What's a sneezeweasel?
是一种哺乳类的杂食性动物 这一块儿的土著 It's a mammalian omnivore, indigenous to this region,
以吃金花鼠 狐狸 和田鼠 whose primary diet is gophers, foxes...
为生 ...and voles.
你怎么知道这么多喷嚏鼬的事儿 Um, Shorty, how do you know so much about sneezeweasels?
我以前就是一只喷嚏鼬 I used to be one.
难怪嘛 Oh. That's better.
快看 有人在抓金花鼠的游戏上报名了 Look! Someone's signing up for the Gopher Grab!
你还觉得友好在这儿不通用呢 And you thought the good cheer wouldn't catch on.
他其实是来偷你的羽毛笔的 Actually, he's stealing your quill.
你这么想要这支笔 You want the pen so bad...
那就给我报名 ...then sign up.
行 行 Okay, okay,
我报名 I'll sign up!
这是什么 What is this?
卡桑 我们是在庆祝友好节 Uh, Cass, we're celebrating goodwill?
你还记得吧 Remember?
还有谁想跟我摔跤来赢得这支笔的吗 Anyone else wanna wrestle me for the pen?
输了就滚去报名 You lose, you sign up!
我 Me!
-来吧 -好的 - Let's do this! - Okay, then.
下一个谁来 Who's next?
警长 我知道您想请我们来喝茶 Captain, I know why you wanna see us,
卡桑也肯定不是故意要伤16个人的 and I'm sure it wasn't Cass' intention to injure 16 people...
-23个人 -这只是因为 - Uh, it was 23. - It's just that...
乐佩 我好几年没见过人民们那么兴致勃勃了 Rapunzel, I haven't seen folks that excited in years.
做得好 Nice job.
你跟我胡扯什么友好节的时候 When you told me about this goodwill nonsense,
我还觉得这个感觉良好的垃圾 I thought there's no way
在这儿不可能流行呢 that this feel-good garbage is gonna fly here.
当然了 这是在我看见卡桑卷起袖子来之前的想法了 But that's before I saw what Cass had up her sleeve.
声明一下哈 To be clear,
这其实不是传统的节日习俗 that wasn't an official festival event.
这可以是啊 Well, it should've been!
你应该让卡桑一手策划这个活动 You should have Cass plan all of your events.
也确实不是个坏主意 Huh. Actually, that's not such a bad idea.
派对类的玩意儿确实是不适合你们 I mean, I know this party stuff isn't your strong suit,
但互帮互助肯定还是很有意思的 but it would be fun to work together.
你怎么看 What do you say?
你想当我的搭档吗 You wanna be my co-planner?
我 合作举办节日吗 Ha! Me? Co-planning a festival?
-为什么不呢 -太好了 - Hmm, why not? - Great!
-我能帮忙吗 -你当然可以 - Can I help? - Of course you can.
我问的是卡桑 I was actually asking Cass.
来这儿 金花鼠鼠 Here, gophy-gophy!
这儿 金花鼠 Here, gophy!
金花鼠 Gophy!
这根本毫无意义 Aah! This is pointless!
听着 我们答应过要找一只金花鼠的 Listen. We promised to find a gopher,
我不想违背诺言 and I don't like breaking promises.
得了吧 你一天到晚反悔 Oh, come on, you break promises all the time!
我是反悔 我也不喜欢反悔啊 I do it, I just don't like it.
那是什么 What is it?
我才没有害怕 I'm not scared.
铁钩脚 这是金花鼠吗 Hey, yo, Foot, is this a gopher?
不知道 和图片对照一下 I don't know. Check the picture.
不是 太可爱了 Nope, too cute.
我竟然会觉得那是个金花鼠 I can't believe I thought that was a gopher.
太搞笑了 真是个笨蛋 Much too fancy. Such a knucklehead.
好的 搭档 这里是活动列表 Okay, partner, here is the list of events.
这是第五稿 应该离最终稿很近了 It's a fifth draft, so it should be pretty close to final.
好吧 来看看 Hmm, okay, let's see.
咬苹果 掷圆环 玩杂技 Bobbing for apples... ring toss... juggling?
乐乐 你确定这里的人们喜欢 骑小马吗 Raps, are you sure people here are into... pony rides?
谁不喜欢骑小马啊 Who doesn't love pony rides?
我就不喜欢 I hate pony rides!
蠢货 Ya clod!
我说了啊 不是最终稿 Like I said... not final.
你有没有活动的想法了 Okay. Um, did you have any ideas for events?
人塔 吐口水打靶 Human Pinata? Spit Target Practice?
我都不知道这是啥 Okay, I-I don't even know what this is!
你说的应该是虎皮鱼水箱 That would be Piranha Dunk Tank, Rapunzel.
我不太确定这些惊险项目很友好 Um, I'm not quite sure these scream goodwill.
友好惊叫比赛 好主意 Goodwill Scream Contest! Great idea!
我们可以看看谁尖叫更大声 We can see who can scream the loudest!
别挡道 Outta my way!
这个人就是个种子选手 And there's the guy to beat!
卡桑 别会错我的意思 Cass, uh, don't get me wrong,
我喜欢你的主意 I love your ideas,
但活动策划需要一定的 but event planning takes a certain...
技能组合 skill set.
技能组合 Skill set?
你是在说我不知道怎么让人们开心起来吗 Are you suggesting I don't know how to help people have fun?
不是 不 不 不 No! No, no, no, no...
不是啦 No!
可能也是的 Maybe?
我也不想你搞错了 乐佩 Well, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, Rapunzel,
但可能威克斯建议我来当合作伙伴 but maybe the reason Vex suggested I be co-planner
是因为你缺乏这样的技能 is because you lack a certain skill set.
那好吧 卡桑德拉 如果是这样的话 Well, then, Cassandra, if that's the case,
可能你应该去策划你自己的节日活动 maybe you should host your own events for the Goodwill Festival.
可能真是吧 谢谢你哈 Maybe I should! Thank you!
不管怎样 两倍的活动就意味着两倍的节日嘛 After all, twice as many events means twice as much festival!
我同意 真是个双赢计划 I agree! That way, everybody wins!
是啊 就这么解决了 Well, then it's settled.
能和平处理争端我还挺高兴的 I'm glad we could work this disagreement out without arguing!
朋友就该这样嘛 It's what friends do!
金发美人 一切都还好吗 Hey, Blondie. Everything all right?
是呢 我和我的朋友正在进行一场友好的谈话 Yes! My friend and I were just making polite conversation!
走吧 准备过节啦 Here we go. Festival time.
让我们把友好填满整座小镇吧 Yep! Let's cram some goodwill down this town's throat!
当然了 Uh, sure.
记得哈 卡桑 如果人们不喜欢你的活动 别太沮丧了 Now, remember, Cass, if people don't like your events, don't get upset.
我不担心这个 I'm not worried about it.
那就好 我真的希望你的活动一切顺利的 Good! And I really hope your events go well.
毕竟 如果友好节成功了 After all, if this Goodwill Festival is a success,
-我们就都赢了 -是的 - we all win. - Totally.
而且 这也不是个竞赛或者别的什么 And besides, it's not like it's a competition or anything.
是的 是的 这是为了展示瓦达洛斯人也可以很有趣 Right. Right, of course. It's about showing the Vardarans as much fun as possible.
我都咬到65个苹果了 Whew! That's 65 apples for me.
字幕 Yes! Yes!
打扰一下 Excuse me.
好吧 好歹看起来是那么回事儿 Well, at least you got your looks.
等一下 不是那么回事儿 Oops! No, you don't!
嘘 Boo!
蜂蜜墙 蜂蜜墙 Honey Wall! Honey Wall!
蜂蜜墙 Honey Wall!
能让矮子粘在队长的蜂蜜墙上 All right, whoever makes Shorty stick
时间最长的人获胜 to Captain Quaid's Honey Wall the longest is our winner!
准备 Ready?
这是我被扔上蜂蜜墙期间耗时最长的了 It's been a long time since i've been thrown into a good wall of honey.
蜂蜜墙 蜂蜜墙 蜂蜜墙 Honey Wall! Honey Wall! Honey Wall!
好吧 所以她的活动更吸引人 Okay, so her events are getting a lot more attention.
但那也不证明我的活动很差 对吧 But that doesn't mean mine are bad, right?
尤金 卡桑德拉的活动比我的更有趣吗 Eugene, are Cassandra's events more fun than mine?
卡桑德拉的活动比你的更有趣吗 Are Cassandra's events more fun than yours?
卡桑德拉的活动比你的 Uh, uh. Are Cassandra's events more fun...
更有趣吗 than... yours?