So tell me. How was Hawaii?
- It was unbelievable. - Oh, yeah?
- Well, what happened? - I met this guy.
It was the best week of my life.
It was just a little vacation romance.
But he was so sweet.
He took me to all these cool local places.
We went scuba diving...
- Snorkeling. - Mountain climbing.
We went cliff diving.
Well, we got a little drunk.
- He gave me... - A back rub.
We slow danced...
- in the rain.
But it wasn't just about the sex.
He pounded me like a mallard duck.
It ended kind of weird, though.
When I asked for his number, he said he's...
- Married. - Gay.
- Entering the priesthood. - He doesn't believe in phones.
He just kind of ran away.
You know, it was just a little fling, but...
I won't forget my week...
- with Henry Roth.
- Henry Roth. - Harry.
Harry Paratesticles.
- Henry Roth. - Henry Roth.
Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me you were a secret agent?
I prefer intelligence operative, and I couldn't tell you until I knew you.
Well, can I call you when I land?
You can call me, but I' II be in Peru. I said that a little loud.
Come on, that's a 187, code blue. We got the wolf sleeping at night.
He's slipping his arm in the drawer and out comes the cookie jar. All clear.
Got it?
Well, maybe when you get back from Peru.
- I don't think that's an option, Lisa. - Linda.
I know. I changed your name for your protection.
We have to go our separate ways now.
Well, goodbye.
Got it! Moving out!
- What the hell is your problem? - Just keep going, I' II give you $20.
- You got it. How's your balls? - Killing me. Hit it.
Easy, Honah Lee.
Hey, I' m a person, not a seal
Well, I am a vet, not a doctor. So just hold still, or I won't give you a treat.
I know, it's okay. You see that, kids?
You see what happens when you play with sharks?
Now, why you gotta spread those lies? Sharks are like dogs.
They only bite when you touch their private parts.
That's a good title for my documentary.
Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.
Or you could call it, Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney.
All right, enough already. You too, Willie.
All of you.
He just cast a spell on us.
All right. Put this on four times a day for two weeks.
- You can handle that. - What's wrong with that turtle?
Lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed...
...which is bad for you. Right, Ula?
What? I don't smoke weed.
Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot wahine nympho from Ohio?
Great. I dropped her off at the airport this morning.
Come on, I need some details.
You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.
Daddy, what's a nympho?
Oh. The nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
You're the state idiot of Hawaii.
Here you go. Bite the fish, chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.
- You crack me up, kamaaina. - Oh, yeah?
- One of these days... - Yeah?
...you'll show one of those tourists such a good time...
...she'll wanna stay on the island.
Why do you say mean things like that...
...and why is your foot on my pillow?
I don't want your ass on it, either. Get up! Get up!
It could happen.
Then you won't be able to go on your boat trip to Alaska.
You'll be stuck here, waking up next to the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.
- Just kidding, guys. - About the old part or the ugly part?
Henry, come quickly! It's Jocko!
Jocko! What's going on with you, buddy?
Don't be scared. Everything's gonna be fine.
Just stay calm. All right.
Willie, I don't need you to see this. Get out of here, now!
Okay, check the temperature of the pool Go! Hurry!
What are you doing? I meant check the thermometer!
Give me a hand. Let's go!
Get me two fish from the barrel Now.
- Okay. - Just hang in there.
- Here. - It 's gonna be all right.
That's a little warm. Go to the bottom of the barrel, please.
Okay, there. That's good. Thank you.
Come on, buddy, take it. Take it.
- He's not responding! - I know, Alexa!
Sorry, I smacked you. You needed the fish-slap to calm down.
- Do you understand? Are you calm? - Yes. Fish-slap calm me.
I'm gonna try to get him breathing manually...
...so I need your face next to his mouth to see if it's working.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- One, two, three! - Nothing, nothing!
All right! Try it again. If it doesn't work we'll perform a tracheotomy.
We don't wanna do that, so let's pray this works. One more time.
One, two...
That's a lot of vomit.
This is why I got into this business.
To save sea animals.
You should go wash yourself off, okay?
Maybe try some turpentine. That might take the stink away.
Yeah, high-five is right, buddy.
I knew you were gonna burp, but the vomit thing was awesome!
That's what she gets for eating my roast beef sandwich.
Willie, did you see that?
Captain's log: November 5th, 6:45 a.m.
I've taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around the island of Oahu.
It is by far the longest voyage she has yet underaken...
...and its completion will signal that she's ready...
...for our great journey to Bristol Bay...
...whose unspoiled walus habitat will yield an abundance of...
Damn it!
Are you kidding me?
Aloha, honey. What can I get for you?
I guess I' II take a cup of coffee.
- You guess? - Yeah, I already ate breakfast.
I need to kill some time before the Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat.
What did you eat?
I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and some Gatorade.
They're not breakfast. I get you Spam and eggs.
Nick, I need Spam and eggs.
Hey.
- You like the peanut butter cups? - Yes.
Want me to put peanut butter cups in your eggs?
No, that's okay.
Peanut butter cups.
- Hey, Sue, nice haircut. - Mahalo, Lucy.
Are you staring at me or her?
Because you're starting to freak me out.
Settle down and eat your pancakes.
I think she's a local girl I wanted to go up to her...
...but I was kind of off my game. But, man, was she cute, though.
I thought you liked your bitches from out of state.
Yeah, that's usually my policy. Make sure I don't get tied down.
Freeze that image right there.
There's the little fella. Congratulations, Mommy.
Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commitment.
Let me guess.
Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party...
...then cheated on you with whole wrestling team.
Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend Tracy.
And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor.
- Oh, she liked the older man. - Older women. About 50 years older.
I hope you shot the stupid tramp.
What's with the "tramp" and the "bitches" talk?
- Are you drunk or something? - I apologize for nasty talk.
I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy.
Shut up, because here comes one-time-only opportunity.
What I will do now is go into your office and become naked.
Next move is up to you.
I may not be as limber as I once was...
...but I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment.
I don't know if you realize, I'm not into guys.
Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups.
Hey, Mr. Could -Kill -Me-in-One-Punch. How you doing?
- You're back. - Couldn't get enough of that Spam.
Fry some up and throw some eggs on it.
- You got it. - All right, mahalo.
- Hi, Lucy. - Hi, Nick.
You know, why don't you try this?
It's kind of a hinge.
- Now, why didn't I think of that? - Well, you're too close to the project.
Don't be hard on yourself.
Right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective.
Fresh eye never hurts.
I'm Lucy.
Yes. I' m Henry Roth.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
It's pretty. Keep up the good work.
Wait. I see you're sitting there alone. Do you wanna come and sit down?
- Sure, that'd be great, if that's all right. - Okay.
- So are you an architect? - I am not. I' m in fish.
Oh, that's where the smell is coming from.
Yeah, yeah, I was feeding a walrus this morning...
...and I thought I got most of it off of me, but guess I didn't.
- I love that smell. - No, you don't.
- Fish don't even like that smell. - No, I do. My dad's a fisherman.
He and my brother Doug, they go out to sea for months at a time.
And I miss them so much while they're gone that when they come back...
...I just hold on to them for five minutes each.
And they smell just like your hands. It's the best smell in the world.
Well, my fingers are available...
...for your sniffing pleasure anytime you need them.
- Wanna? - Okay.
Sea lions are known for their athleticism...
...and dolphins are known for their intelligence.
- Walruses are known for their... - Tusks?
Their tusks. Also their male parts can get pretty gigantic.
Yeah, yeah, it's the second biggest out of all the mammals.
- What's the first? - I think Tattoo-Face.
Ilike your laugh.
Ilike you making me laugh.
I hate to break this up, but we're setting up for lunch.
Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue.
And the real cool thing about walruses is they're very mysterious.
- Mysterious? - Yeah, yeah.
We don't really know what they're like in the wild.
Don't they just sleep on icebergs and yawn all the time?
All we really see is what they do outside of the water...
...but who knows what they do under the ice...
...where they spend two-thirds of their lives.
Well, maybe they're intimidating the other creatures with their big winkies.
That is one theory.
- I have to go. - Where you going?
It's my dad's birthday, and we go every year and we pick a pineapple.
- It 's a tradition. - That sounds nice. Okay, well...
...I had a great time.
- Me too. - Okay.
Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time?
- Because I teach an art class at 10. - Really?
- Yeah. - I wish I could make it...
...but, yes, I will be there.
- Take care. - Okay.
- One for the road. It is fishy. - Got you good.
- Aloha. - Aloha!
See you tomorrow.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
Shit.
I had a bee on me.
- All right. - He was a big one.
Which means "look at those two shitheads."
That was the stupidest-looking swing I' ve ever seen.
I'm gonna take a Molokai on that one.
No throwing. Come on.
Stop laughing, you hyenas. Let's see what you get.
Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!
Show papa what you got.
- You suck, you're good at everything. - Father of the Year strikes again.
By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond tax attorney at Starbucks today.
I told her you the kahuna she wanna have fun on this island.
You want her number?
You pimping tourists for me again?
Yes! I live vicariously through you, remember?
My life sucks.
Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky.
Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then I can get through another weekend.
I'm staying in. Sorry. Thank you, though.
- What? - Hey, Dad!
Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.
But your stitches are bleeding.
It must've been my huge back-swing.
You think you can stitch me up after I get back from surfing?
- Yeah, looking forward to it. - I wouldn't surf with a wound like that.
You might attract a shark.
What's wrong with that? Sharks are naturally peaceful
Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut, anyway?
A shark bit me.
Nice.
Go smoke another one, bro.
That shark theory's starting to catch on.
Now, will everybody keep it down...
...while I whack the crap out of this thing?
Sit! Stay! Shit! No!
Where the hell is it?
Looking for something?
Oh, my God! What are you doing here?
The same thing you are. Looking for my ball.
This is weird. I' ve been thinking about you all morning, all day.
Can't wait to have breakfast with you again.
I know. And I just wanna eat you up.
- Really? - Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day...
...and the next day and the next day. - All right. Okay.
Oh, my.
Oh, Lucy, that feels so good.
No, my nipples are too sensitive. Stop that.
- What happened? - Your ball hooked into that cart...
...bounced back and hit you in the head. It was freaking hilarious.
- What? - Who's Lucy?
And what's up with your nipples?
I can't be falling for a local I ain't ever going back to that diner.
- This where you got hit? - Yes!
You're so lucky you're a professional cliff diver in Hawaii.
- Yeah, well, it's a living. - I' m a tax attorney.
- We never get to have any fun. - Is that right?
I'd like to do something extra fun tonight.
Taking it deep, aren't you?
How about another fishbowl for the lady?
- Why don't I just tap a keg for her? - Okay.
I think I' m getting kind of drunk.
- Are you getting drunk? - Getting there.
So, what are you thinking?
What am I thinking?
Actually, I' m not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you...
...because there's no alcohol in these drinks.
Sadly, I' ve used this technique many times.
It helps lovely tourists, such as yourself...
...loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake...
...and have guilt -free, vigorous sex with me.
- Wow. - I' m sorry.
I'm not a cliff diver, either. I'm afraid of heights.
Well, since it's my last night in town...
...can I pretend you didn't just say that and still have sex with you anyway?
I can't do it. I' m sorry.
Well, can you at least point me in the direction of someone who can?
That guy over there could help you out.
- Isn't that a woman? - Jeez, I' m not really sure.
But you're too drunk to notice, remember? Take care.
- Hey, you. Aloha. - Aloha.
Not aloha, "hello," aloha, "goodbye." We're closed today. Go away.
- What are you talking about? - Order up!
- Don't move. I have to talk to you. - Okay.
- Hey! Tattoo-Face! - Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!
Hi.
My fingers are extra fishy today, if you care to take a whiff.
What was that?
I was petting my walrus all morning and thinking of you the whole time.
Okay, pervert. I think that you should leave.
What? I was joking because of what we talked about yesterday.
Yesterday?
I've never even met you.
- Nick! I need help! - Coming, Lucy.
Nick, put that down. I'll handle it.
- You, follow me. - Wait a... What's going on?
I was kidding around with you!
What's happening here? Is she crazy or something?
Lucy is a very special person. Very different from other people.
Okay.
About a year ago, Lucy was in a terrible car accident.
She and her father went up North Shore to get a pineapple.
Her father broke some ribs, but Lucy suffered a serious head injury.
She lost her short-term memory.
So she can't remember anything?
No, no, no, she has all of her long-term memory.
That's a different part of the brain.
Her whole life, up to the night before the accident, she remembers.
She just can't retain any new information.
It's like her slate gets wiped clean every night while she sleeps.
Hold on. This sounds like something I would tell a psycho girl...
...so she'd stop calling me. Am I the psycho girl
I wish I was making this up!
She has no memory that she ever met you.
What about the pineapple -picking thing?
She says that every day, because each morning...
...she wakes up thinking it's October 13th of last year.
She comes for breakfast because that's what she did on Sundays...
...and October 13th was a Sunday.
She has no idea it's more than a year later.
She reads the newspaper.
It's a special paper her father puts on their porch.
It's from the day of her accident. He got hundreds of them printed.
Lucy does the same thing every day.
- Hello! - Back here.
- Hi, Dad! - Oh, hi, sweetie.
You got one without me.
The lady at the farmers' market gave it to me as a birthday present.
I didn't wanna hurt her feelings.
I think she likes you.
- Yeah, what's not to like? - What about our tradition?
Well, I have another idea. I painted my workshop yesterday.
White.
Now it's too white. Gives me a headache.
Oh, yeah, you definitely need some color in here.
Well, you know, that's what I was thinking.
- Really? - Yeah. Go nuts.
- Paint me something for my birthday. - I will.
And promise that we can pick a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay?
- Sounds great. - Okay, good.
Hey, you should watch the Vikings game while I' m painting.
Good idea.
- Yeah, baby. Isolate. - What are we eating tonight, Doug?
- Spaghetti, Pop. - Try not to sweat in the sauce.
Sorry, Pop.
Go Vikings.
Seven hundred and five. Seven hundred and six.
- Seven hundred and seven. - Hey, you guys.
Hey, sweetie. How's the painting coming?
- You'll see. - Cool
- Oh. What's the score? - The Vikings are on the two-yard line.
- Lf they score, they bring it to 14-10. - Maybe they'll win for your birthday.
And I' II bet Culpepper runs it in.
I'll bet he fakes a handoff to Williams, throws to Kleinsasser in the end zone.
- Loser does the dishes? - You're on.
- Keep the offense on the field.
Culpepper fakes a handoff to Williams. He will throw.
He's got Kleinsasser in the end zone! Touchdown, Minnesota.
Doug, you're good.
Maybe you should be a coach.
- Dad. - Moron!
That hurt.
And you don't look a day over 25.
Yeah, right, and Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced.
What? I use an herb supplement...
...that can be purchased at any health-food store. Check this out.
Check out these glutes. Rock-hard, baby.
Pretty sweet, huh?
Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake.
Okay, just open your present.
Okay. Let's see what we've got here.
The Sixth Sense.
Hey! When I' m done doing the dishes, do you guys wanna watch it?
- Sure. - Sure.
Ben Friedkin?
Some people, they call me freak.
- Ronald Sumner? - I am. I am a freak. Look at me.
Just give me a chance...
I can't believe it. Bruce Willis is a ghost.
I'm shocked. Did you see that coming?
- No. - Not a clue.
- Shocked as hell. - Anyway, it was awesome.
- Happy birthday. - Love you, Sis.
Your muscles are getting so big, I can barely wrap my arms around you.
You like that? Check this out.
Okay, okay! Enough with the titty dance! Let your sister go to sleep.
- I like it. - Sweet dreams, Lucy.
- Good night. - Good night.
Hey, Tracy, how you doing?
Yeah?
Well, things changed a little bit since high school
And this is what happens every single day.
How long it gonna take for her memory to come back?
Her doctors say it may never come back.
So, basically, what you're saying is...
...she's perfect for you. - What do you mean?
You can hang out all day with no attachment, because...
Her plane leaves every night? There's a problem with that.
- What is? - It 's evil
No, it isn't.
You meet her, hang out, flirt, no commitment, nobody gets hurt.
- She's got brain damage, you psycho. - Okay, I' II give you that one.
But I think it'd be healthy for you.
You haven't allowed yourself to connect with a girl
I appreciate your interest, but leave me alone.
Hey, you'd be doing exactly what her father does:
Giving her a wonderful day.
When it's time for you to go on your big boat trip, poof, you just leave.
She'll never even know you're gone.
I'm not sure about the "poofing" part, because I' m not a good poofer.
Demonstrate a good poof for me?
Quit busting my coconuts for five seconds.
All right. Would you stop poofing on that joint and do some work?
Okay. Let's get this sucker ready.
Then we're gonna take her out for a spin.
Captain's log: November 7 th. Nearly midnight.
The Sea Serpent is fully recovered from her mishap...
...and ready to once again brave the open ocean.
I think my stitches opened up again, cuz.
You got a cat? Because I feel something licking me.
How is it?
Peanut Butter Cups. What are you doing here?
I just wanted to say hi to Lucy.
I promise you I' m not gonna do anything wrong.
What did Sue say?
She said that if I talk to Lucy, you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.
She's the boss, cuz. But don't worry.
Lucy probably didn't wanna talk to you anyway.
- What does that mean? - This ain't a disco.
She doesn't want guys hitting on her during her breakfast.
She does if it's Henry Roth.
- Who that? - Who that? Me that.
I bet you 20 bucks I can get her to have breakfast with me again.
- You're on. - I love it.
- How you doing, honey? - Hey, Sue. Nice haircut.
Oh, mahalo. See you in a bit.
Nick and I have an arrangement. You can trust me.
Don't worry.
You should try this out. Put it in there.
Swivelly door.
Waffleonians can come in and out now.
Are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers...
...all over someone else's food?
No, I' m from this country.
Why? Were you gonna eat that? Oh.
All right, well, have a good meal
- Yeah. - That was pathetic.
Yeah? Why don't you choke on your Spam?
Double or nothing tomorrow.
Hey. I' m sorry to bother you...
...but you look like a person who appreciates fine art...
...so I wanted your opinion.
I drew this. It 's a picture of a father and son fishing off a fishing boat.
There's a walrus right there...
Oh, you don't speak English. Okay.
Doesn't look Chinese.
Forty.
Can I have that?
I need something to wipe my ass with.
Shut up.
I wonder what's the matter with him.
Looks like a stupid asshole to me.
Excuse me. Okay. I didn't mean to startle you.
- No, that's all right. L- - - Are you okay?
Yeah, I' m fine. I' m having a problem with something...
Something that I could help you with?
No, no, no. I just...
...can't read.
You gotta be kidding me.
- I can read that for you. - No. Thank you.
I can do this on my own.
Appreciate the sentiment.
I'm gonna get an order of the...
Pan...
Panku...
Ca...
Panclocks.
- Pancakes. - Okay, I' II have pancake.
- Pancakes. - Pancah... Pancakes! Pancakes!
- I' m so stupid! - Oh, don't cry.
- Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. - Don't cry.
- I don't know anything! - What a loser.
I'll tell you what. Why don't you sit with me?
You can have some breakfast and I'll help teach you some of the words.
- Okay. - All right.
- That sounds nice. - Come on over.
- Okay, thank you. - All right.
So I comes before the E?
- Except after C? - Yes.
Okay, and C is that little half a squiggly one, right?
- Yes. - I think I' m getting it.
- How'd you get so good at teaching? - I' m a teacher. I do it all the time.
I'm an art teacher at the Haluki-liki Junior High.
Well, you Haluki-liki the kind of teacher all the kids have crushes on.
I know I would if I was in your class.
Okay.
Oh, boy, do my... My fingers smell like fish.
That doesn't gross you out, does it?
No, not at all.
Really?
If Lucy gets hurt, I' m gonna chop you with the meat cleaver.
Okay, okay.
So I had a nice time.
- Yeah, me too. - Thank you very much.
- Let me get it for you. - Thank you.
Sure.
Okay.
I just want to eat you up, tomorrow and the next day, next day, next day...
I'll see you around.
Okay.
Really? That's it?
- That's what? - All that flirting...
...and phony "I can't read" stuff, and you're not gonna ask me out...
...or for my phone number?
- I can't read. - Oh, shut up.
That was one of the goofiest things I've ever seen, but I thought:
"Hey, if this guy is so desperate to meet me...
...he might be worth talking to."
But then I get stiffed.
No, no, no, this is what happened. I...
Mahalo for the ego boost.
- You're right. You're right. I feel like... - No worries.
I gotta... I can read a little!
I didn't know I came before E! That one I didn't know, I swear.
Oh, you idiot.
I hope you're happy, Shamu.
Marlin. It 's Sue.
- Oh, aloha, sir. My name's Henry... - I know who you are.
- I want to apologize to your daughter. - Not gonna happen.
She's inside. We're gonna straighten things out.
Dad, the damn mongoose got in the garbage again!
- Is this the guy? - Yeah.
Mr. Roth, I have one simple request:
Stay away from my daughter.
Absolutely. I hurt her feelings and don't want it to end like that.
It's gonna end like this.
Calm down, little fellow.
I'm gonna kill you! You're a dead man. Okay, I' m calm.
I'm calm.
- Let me help you up. - I got it! I got it.
It's just Dad and I work too hard to protect Lucy to let some idiot ruin it.
I know what you guys do and I totally respect that.
If you know her condition, you know she can't have a normal relationship.
The next morning, she won't know who he is.
And any guy who's okay with that...
...ain't okay with me.
- I' m not looking for a one-night stand. - Anything with Lucy is, numb-nuts.
Give us a break. Just stay away from the Hukilau Cafe.
My daughter's been through enough.
Okay. I' m sorry.
I could have whooped his ass, but this gravel, I slipped on it...
Yeah, well, maybe you need to do a few more butt flexes.
Cheap shot, Dad.
So fresh and so clean.
Hey, Alexa, did you hook up with that girl from the bar?
- I chickened out. - Really?
Yeah, I don't know. I guess I prefer sausage to taco.
- What? - Yeah. No, I agree, buddy.
Get out of here. Run for the hills.
Let me ask you something, Alexa.
If you promised a girl' s dad that you wouldn't see her...
...would you consider that a binding promise?
- Absolutely. - Yeah?
Then again, there are always ways around such things.
- Like? - For example...
...if I promised a woman's father I would not see her...
...I would simply shut my eyes while she serviced my manhood.
That's actually a cool way to look at it.
And a very gross way.
He asked me not to go to the Hukilau. I'm not going there.
I'm not doing anything wrong.
Sorry to bother you. I'm kind of stuck here.
- Car trouble? - Yeah. You mind giving me a jump?
Okay.
Appreciate your time.
Not everybody would have stopped.
- You're real sweet. - Oh, yeah. Thank you.
I can't believe you fell for that.
Well, my grandfather died trying to jump-start a car.
I'm sorry. I was just joking around.
I can't believe you fell for that!
Oh, my God.
That was very good.
- My name's Henry. - I' m Lucy.
Nice to meet you. You look like a nice...
Hi. Sorry for the delay. Should be a few minutes.
- No problem. No worries. - Where you coming from?
Breakfast?
- Yeah. - How was it?
I had waffles. They were delicious.
Ilike making little houses out of waffles.
- You do? - That's my thing.
- What's your name? - Lucy.
Hi, I' m Henry.
Okay, pal When she stops, just let her pet you. Look cute.
Go to the middle of the road. Thank you. Right there. Perfect.
- Oh, shit. - Here she comes. Smile.
Where is she?
Oh, my God. Oh, no!
Okay. That didn't work.
Shit your pants? So did I
Okay, this is her. Start beating me up.
Make it look good.
Give me your wallet!
Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island...
...eat our pineapple... - Help me! Not so hard.
- Take it easy. - Try to bang our women.
Making my sister clean your hotel room.
Okay. What's that have to do with this? Relax.
- Hey! Hey! Help me, please! - Stupid haole!
Yeah, that's right. Take that! And that! And that!
You got him. You got him. Enough. Enough.
- Are you okay? - Yes, yes...
Okay, I' II be back. Come here!
No, no! I think he's had enough.
I'm sorry.
My eye!
- You got him! - Not good enough!
Oh, Kamehameha!
He learned his lesson!
- What's your name? - My name's Henry.
- You did good. - Hi. Sorry.
I'm in a community-watch program...
Oh, you crazy bitch!
Yeah, keep running!
Okay, okay, he's... He's gone now.
Not her. False alarm.
Don't worry, I called the cops already. I'm all set.
Yeah? You all set for this, Mr. Smarty?
- Oh, shit. - Yeah.
When you're finished playing your kidnap-victim crap on my daughter...
...come by the house.
Okay.
Oh, boy.
There's something I wanna show you.
We figured it out. She only sings on days she meets you.
You're kidding me. That song?
That's Mom and Dad's song.
When her mom was alive, Lucy would have me take that tape...
...on every fishing trip I went on. - Oh, yeah?
Yeah, she knew it would make me miss her mom...
...and want to come home sooner.
I'm seeing a new side to you, sir. I gotta tell you, it's grossing me out.
Let me ask you something.
What's in it for you? What do you get out of this?
I don't know.
Wouldn't you want to spend an hour a day with that?
Actually, no. She sings like shit.
- What? - Can I ask you guys something?
What'll happen down the line? Someday she'll wake up...
...look in the mirror and notice she aged 10 years overnight.
You know something, Henry?
I worry about that every damn day of my life.
Pardon me.
Sorry to interrupt, but I noticed we were both eating alone...
...and I thought I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi...
...for your waffle house? - Oh, that would be nice...
...but I have a boyfriend.
So I' m sorry.
You're making up a boyfriend to get rid of me?
No, I' m not.
What's his name, then?
Ringo.
Is his last name Starr?
- No. McCartney. - McCartney, okay.
- Oh, no. - All right. I' m sorry.
No! This cop is writing me a ticket!
Oh, whoa, whoa. I wouldn't go out there.
- Wait, wait, wait! - Go on!
I'm coming.
The tags don't expire for seven months.
- They expired May of this year. - No! No, no!
They expire May of next year.
I think there's been a misunderstanding.
- I don't. - This is ridiculous.
I'm not paying for this! It's October!
Excuse me. Can I borrow this? Look, October!
Lucy, let's go back inside.
What?
Having a bad day, Doug!
Sweetheart...
...these are from the accident.
Oh, no!
I can feel it.
You were in the hospital for three months, sweetheart.
I have to talk to this doctor. I need to hear it from him.
You have heard it, sweetie. Many times.
I have?
I'll take her.
I have to hear for myself too.
Doug, just take this, okay? I can't...
I can't look at it anymore.
- It 's gonna be all right, Luce. - Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.
Sweetie, you're sort of dating him.
Sorry I' m not better-looking.
What else happened since last October?
- What about my students? - Miss Campbell took over your class.
- Did Alicia marry that guy? - Yeah.
Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaii contest?
I didn't know there was gonna be a urine test.
Wow.
Do we have sex?
No, we don't. Just so everybody knows that.
We want to.
Just kidding.
So you guys have to just lie to me every day.
Hey, Lucy. Good to see you again.
What the hell 's her problem?
She doesn't remember who you are, brah.
Oh, yeah.
I suck at this job.
Lucy, these are your brain scans here.
I'm afraid they show no improvement.
The temporal lobe was severely damaged.
What we believe is scar tissue here is impairing your ability...
...to convert short-term memory into long-term memory while you sleep.
The condition's come to be known as Goldfield Syndrome.
- Who's Goldfield? - A brilliant Lithuanian psychiatrist.
He himself suffered temporal-lobe damage.
Took him four years to publish his findings...
...because he had to keep starting over from scratch.
Obviously, your sense of humor is still intact, and that's here.
Magnificent amygdala as well.
- Doctor, I have a question. - I' d be happy to answer it...
...but as I' ve told you before, this is a hygienic facility. Shirts are required.
- Oh, okay. - Nice move.
Listen, doctor, this...
...friend of mine's been experimenting a little with steroids.
He's been having a lot of wet dreams.
Could there be a connection between them?
Douglas, get off the juice.
As for the nocturnal emissions, why don't you take a swim...
...buy a shirt with no holes, find a wahine and take her to dinner.
I'll tell my friend you said so.
In any case, Lucy, your condition is stable...
...but most likely permanent.
I'm so sorry, dear.
But it could be worse.
Yeah? How?
I think you should meet Ten Second Tom.
Callahan Institute is the leading brain-injury clinic in the Pacific Rim.
We are funded out of Sandusky, Ohio by T.B. Callahan...
...the automotive-components tycoon and philanthropist.
And now, I would like to introduce to you...
...our most distinguished clinical subject...
...Tom.
- Hi. I' m Tom. - Henry.
- Marlin. - Doug.
- Lucy. - Hi.
Cool flip-flops. Where'd you get them?
You like those? It 's interesting. I was on the North Shore...
Hi, I' m Tom.
- Henry. - Hi.
- Marlin. - Tom lost part of his brain...
...in a hunting accident. His memory lasts 10 seconds.
I was in an accident? That's terrible.
Don't worry. You'll get over it in seconds.
Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain?
- Hi, I' m Tom. - Hi, I' m Lucy.
- Hi. - Doug.
- Hey. - Marlin.
Hey, Tom, can I tell you a secret?
Don't you think you're a little old to still have wet dreams?
- They liked that. - Hi, I' m Tom.
- Yeah, watch yourself, Tom. - Easy.
- I' m gonna go to sleep. - All right. Good night.
Good night, you guys. I'll see you tomorrow.
- And I guess I' II see you too? - Oh, yeah.
You had a rough day today. I'm sorry.
I hope you get some rest tonight.
Okay.
Good night.
So how you getting home?
- You gonna take the Likelike or... - Hey.
Thank you for being so nice to me today.
- Sure. - I don't want you to...
...strike out tomorrow.
So maybe you could talk to me about...
...lilies.
Lilies?
I'm a sucker for lilies.
Thanks for the tip.
Good night.
My, oh, my.
- Lover-boy. - Yes, sir.
You don't have to rush off. Stick around.
You've earned yourself a couple beers.
So what'll you do when you finish the boat?
Actually, I' m going on a trip soon...
...to study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors.
Sounds kind of fruity.
- Thank you. - How long is it gonna take?
About a year.
Guess you won't miss days like this.
Well, maybe days like this don't have to be so bad.
What are you trying to say?
When you guys tell her...
...she's not just finding out about the accident.
She's finding out that her life is basically a setup.
I think that freaks her out the most.
- You're an expert now? - No.
I'm saying I wish there was another way besides:
"Sorry we couldn't trick you today. Here's pictures of your broken head."
- You want a broken head? - You'll give him one?
No, Daddy, I thought you was gonna do it.
Nobody's gotta break my head. I'm gonna split anyways.
Oh, don't go just because my son is psychotic.
Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep them dry there, Doug.
Very funny.
- Excuse me. Lucy Whitmore? - Yes?
I have a delivery for you.
- A delivery for me? - Yes.
Oh, they're beautiful
- Who are they from? - That I can't tell you.
It's a secret admirer. He also wants you to have this.
- Who's your friend, Lucy? - Oh, well, I mean, I don't know.
We just met, but look.
I have a secret admirer.
Oh, really? What's this?
It's a videotape.
A videotape of what?
I have no idea.
But I have to find out.
Happy birthday, Daddy.
- Thank you, sweetie. - That's right. Happy birthday, sir.
- What are you, 200 today? - That's cute.
- What are you doing? - I wanted to try something different.
If it doesn't work, we've only wasted one day.
Marha Stewar faced charges...
Oh, God!
Okay, I think it's on. Go. Go.
Aloha! I'm Henry Roth.
We met here at the Hukilau Cafe about a year after your accident.
I like you and you like me, most days.
Every day is different, but basically this is what happens, Lucy.
Kikikoloko, take the camera.
- I got it. - Don't drop it.
Okay, all right. Here we are, right here.
The par of you in this reenactment...
...will be played by my good friend, Ula.
Aloha. Sorry about your brain.
I had a accident too.
Believe it or not, this my good eye.
- We ready? - Yeah.
Hi. I like that waffle teepee that you have built.
Oh! So nice of you to notice. Please, sit down.
I would love to.
My name is Henry, by the way.
My name is Lucy.
Smell my fingers?
Fish. Right on.
So, Lucy, I work at an aquarium.
Aquariums make me super horny.
That's not funny. Don't rub those.
Sorry, Mr. Whitmore, if you're watching.
It's very late, and my friend's unstable.
Come on, stop with the licking! You're making me sick.
Lucy, I'm sorry.
Anyways, I know you wish I was making all this stuff up.
I wish I was too.
But the good news is...
...so many people out there care about you:
Your dad and Doug and a couple of your friends here at the Hukilau...
...who have a message for you.
Lucy, as you know, your mother and I were best friends.
That's why I promised her that I would always help look after you.
Sometimes life isn't very fair...
...but we still have you.
Oh, and if you're wondering about this guy who's making this tape...
...he's okay.
Hey, Lucy. Just so you know, since you lost your memory...
...I became governor of Hawaii.
No, just kidding. I'm too smar.
Kualaliku! Get your brother off the dishwasher!
So whenever you're ready, we'd all love to talk to you...
...and answer any questions you have...
...and you're the best, Lucy. Aloha.
How many times have I watched this?
This is the first time.
Okay, she cried for about an hour. That's not too bad.
I bet in another hour she'll be ready to see her friends, have lunch...
...get her life back.
We could do this every day.
We'll leave it up to her.
All right.
So how's the cow?
Same as you. Every day they have to convince her she's a cow.
Wow, look. The bark is healing.
You're gonna get there.
I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this.
In this lighting, man, oh, man, you look...
...disgusting.
Yeah.
I don't know how you get me to fall for that egg-shaped head every morning.
All I have to do is slide on my designer jeans...
...and just kind of wiggle in front of you. You go nuts.
Why couldn't I have met you one day before the accident?
Don't worry, because if you hung out with me for more than one day...
...you'd realize I' m a bore.
- Oh, well, I have news for you. - Yes?
It takes less than one day.
You know something? That hurt.
Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain...
...and I' m gonna get you for that.
Now you're dead!
- I can't believe you're pregnant. - I know.
- And I got her on the first try. - Yeah. Easy.
And, Tammy, you are so thin.
Thanks, Luce.
And I' m so glad you finally got...
...that gender-reassignment surgery, Jennifer. I mean, Jonathan.
Mahalo.
- Here you go, Lucy. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. - You must be Lucy's friend.
- The one who made the tape. - I think he's more than my friend.
- You're my boyfriend, right? - Yes, ma'am.
So every day you help her to realize what happened...
...and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it...
...then get her to fall in love with you again?
Yes, ma'am.
You asshole!
You don't even open the fricking car door for me anymore.
You're in trouble.
I gotta go tinkle.
Okay, so tell me a little bit more about yourself.
Okay. Well, I' ve...
...won over seven all -you-can-eat chicken-wing contests.
- Really? - Yes.
And I' m a ballet dancer, but only in my bathroom.
No, what do you want to know?
Do you love me?
I didn't mean to put you on the spot.
I was just asking more for informational purposes.
It's to keep the video as up-to-date as possible.
Sure.
Well, love is a very loaded word.
Let's see. I...
I go to this restaurant every morning, and I see you there, reading.
And...
Ilove you very much.
Probably more than anybody could love another person.
And how do I feel about you?
You're excited about the chicken-wing thing.
And...
...you've been dying to make out with me for some time now.
Feeling better now?
Nothing beats a first kiss.
There's nothing like a first kiss.
Nothing beats a first kiss.
That's what I' ve heard.
Nothing beats a first...
What are you doing?
Nothing. I was just getting some lint off for you.
You were going for a feelski!
All right, I' m sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already...
...and they're getting blue.
I know. I know.
I mean, I really don't know.
For me, it still feels like the first time.
Okay, let's average it out then.
It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you.
- That's about our 12th time. - Yeah?
Now, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date...
...I' m entitled to unlimited boob access.
Why didn't I meet you one day before the accident?
You say that all the time.
You want to meet a friend of mine?
All right.
Jocko, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Jocko.
Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you.
He is awesome! He is so smart.
Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready?
- Very good. - Can I ask him a question?
Go ahead.
Jocko...
...do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship...
...to the next level
You sure about that?
Do you think I should bring him into the other room...
...and take advantage of him?
I saw that hand gesture.
- And I' m glad you did it. - Really?
- Use that. - Oh, wow. Look!
- Yeah. - They're...
They're nodding in approval, I hope.
They like you. Let me get them out of there.
Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry.
- Oh, they're very nice, though. - Yeah, so are you.
Let me get you down slow.
- Thank you. - My pleasure.
All right, I just wrote this, so go easy on me.
The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me The very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboose-y
I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
And we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko the Walus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss
Can't fall asleep.
I'm not sleeping.
I'm just closing my eyes.
Well, I' m gonna go downstairs then.
No, no. I' m just resting.
Lucy.
Yeah.
Will you marry me?
- Of course. - Good.
Don't forget about me.
Never.
Good morning.
Oh, shit!
- Help! Help! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lucy.
Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey.
I know this is hard for you to understand...
...but we are actually seeing each other.
We have been for a while now.
Oh! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
If I was lying, how would I know this?
You're an art teacher and you go to the Hukilau every Sunday...
...and you make waffle houses and you like Casablanca lilies.
- Stalker! - No, don't you remember me a little?
I may not be able to kick your ass, but my sister can.
Thanks, buddy.
Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay.
She's watching the tape as we speak.
How's my temporal lobe looking there, doc?
Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short-term memory loss.
But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
Don't make fun of Henry. It's not his fault it's shaped like that.
Note the intense overreaction. That's the "roids" talking.
- Doug, once again, off the juice. - It 's not juice.
It's a protein shake.
Henry, the boys tell me you're setting sail for Alaska to study walruses.
- When does that adventure begin? - That actually began...
...ten years ago. That's when I started planning and building my boat.
All I know is, out of all mammals, they have the second-largest penis.
I have the first.
That's my joke.
Did you tell Lucy about this trip?
Well...
...actually, there's nothing to tell because I decided not to go.
I mean, Lucy needs me here.
I'm just worried about going away for a year...
...and ruining all the progress she's made.
I know you think I' m crazy...
...but I think deep down inside...
...she's starting to remember me. - No, Henry.
That's what you want to believe. It's what we all want to believe.
But it's never gonna happen.
Okay. I gotta go to work.
Will you tell her I' II be back later to pick her up?
See you, guys. Don't tell anyone your sister beat me up.
He could go to the moon and back and Lucy would never even know he left.
Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome.
That way she wouldn't remember when I called her mother...
...a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.
All right. There's your medicine, little fellow.
Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool
If that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that.
How do you think I get them to double flip and play with white kids?
Okay, Willie, that's it.
This time try to stay clean for more than a day.
I made you a nice anchovy sundae.
Okay, enjoy that.
Henry?
- Hey! - How's your head?
- Oh, it's fine. Don't worry. - Good.
What brings your royal cuteness out here?
I needed to see you.
Okay. What you got there?
It's my journal I write in it every night.
- Oh, you don't like the video? - No, I love it.
It's just sometimes when I watch it, I feel like I' m being told about my life...
...from someone else. And when I read this...
...it's like I' m telling myself.
When did you start this up?
Right after you gave me the video.
- Really? - I was so nervous to come here...
...and meet the guy that makes me fall in love with him every day.
Well, you probably thought I couldn't live up to the hype.
No. I was nervous because...
Because I came here to break up with you.
You had plans and a life...
...before you met me and now all you have time for...
...is to make me fall in love with you.
That's not all I do. I gave a penguin a bath today.
Which I' II have to do again tomorrow.
Ilook at my dad and my brother's lives and I won't do that to you.
What do you want me to do? Be some chapter in your scrapbook and go?
No.
My plan is to erase you completely, so it's as if you never existed.
Why are you doing this?
Because you have to understand that there is no future with me.
Don't you want to have a career and marriage and children?
I asked you to marry me. You said yes.
Kids? Yeah, I' d love to do it.
But how is that going to work?
I'm gonna wake up every morning with an enormous belly and no memory...
...of how it happened?
I have to make a new journal that doesn't have you in it.
But before I do...
...I really want you to read what I wrote about you.
I will read about it tomorrow...
...when you forget about all this breaking up stuff, okay?
I'm not going to forget it. I wrote it down. I won't let myself.
And I' m gonna do it whether you want me to or not.
I'll be at my house.
Okay, type this one in there.
Saturday, November 25th.
I drove out to Callahan Institute today and had a talk with Dr. Keats.
There's one about me.
Reminder: He makes funny noises when I kiss his neck.
I'm gonna miss that.
You sure you don't want me to put that in?
- We can skip that one. - No, let me read it.
We made love tonight! It didn't last long, but it was incredible.
It's not all about how long you go. It 's... There was a connection, I thought.
Actually, let's just rip that out.
Well, that's that.
Henry, wait!
Could I have one last first kiss?
- I ain't gonna do this, Marlin. - You have to, Henry.
I'm gonna miss you, but I gotta get the hell off this island.
I'm sorry I can't take you...
...but you've lived here so long you're too big of a pansy to defend yourself.
I don't feel bad for you. I know you got a thing going on with Candace.
Candace and Bernice?
Candace, Bernice and Rose?
Yeah. I fell for one chick and I' m losing my mind. Good luck with that.
Okay, baby.
Ilove you.
Thanks, buddy. Remember to use a condom.
Or in your case, a Hefty bag.
Well...
Okay, you guys. Thanks for coming to say goodbye.
Be careful
You make sure your father doesn't get eaten by a shark.
Thank you, buddy. What does that mean again?
Bring me back a T-shirt.
Oh, okay. You got it.
Come here. All right. Love you guys.
My shirt size is medium husky.
Hey! Kikikuloa!
No flippies off the dock! You could get hurt!
No! All right. Let the master show you how to get it done.
Now you kids go down there and find my nuts.
Sure you don't want to take Doug?
Hey! What the heck are you guys doing here?
I spoke to the harbormaster and he said you were setting sail today...
...so we thought we'd wish you bon voyage.
This is from Nick and Sue. They send their best wishes.
That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
Ilove Spam and Reese's. Can I have it?
I guess.
- Doug! - That's all right.
- I' m sorry. - So...
...how's Lucy?
Actually, she's living at the institute.
- When did that happen? - Three weeks ago.
Said she didn't want to be a burden to me and Doug anymore. I don't know.
I couldn't talk her out of it. You know what?
She's doing really great up there.
She's teaching an art class and she gets to paint every day.
In fact, she's even singing again.
Hey, look, I got a little gift for you too.
It's just a little something from one sailor to another one.
You take care of yourself out there.
- I will. - Okay.
Henry did not tell me about you.
Your fisherman muscles.
Can I touch?
Sure.
Yes.
The Beach Boys?
How nice of him to give me a CD that will remind me...
...of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter.
What an asshole!
Oh, why?
Why would you do this to me?
You sick bastard!
Oh, my God.
Is he trying to tell me something?
She only sings on days she meets you.
She remembers me?
Holy shit!
She remembers me!
Julia, that looks great.
Excuse me. What am I doing?
You're painting a picture. And you're doing an excellent job.
Oh.
Holy crap! I suck.
Hey, hey, hey.
- Can we help you, sir? - Yes. I have an appointment.
- What's your name? - My name?
Dude, he forgot his name. I feel bad for him.
Just go on up. And good luck with that memory problem.
Yeah. Thank you.
What?
Lucy!
- Hi, I' m Tom. - Hey, I met you before. I' m Henry.
Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for Lucy Whitmore.
Any idea where I can find her?
Hi, I' m Tom.
Oh. Thanks anyways.
Lucy!
Lucy Whitmore...
...can I ask you a question?
Do you have any idea who I am?
- No. - No?
That sucks.
- What's your name? - I' m Henry.
Henry.
I want to show you something. Will you come with me?
Well, yeah.
Hey. Do you know who that guy is?
Dude, I don't even know who I am.
Oh, well, you're Pablo Picasso.
- Really? - No. Not really.
This is my studio.
I don't know who you are, Henry...
...but I dream about you almost every night.
Why?
What would you say if I told you that notebook you read every day...
...used to have a lot of stuff about me in it?
I would say that that makes a lot of sense.
You erased me from your memories...
...because you thought you were holding me back from having...
...a full and happy life.
But you made a mistake.
Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life.
You're the girl of my dreams...
...and apparently I' m the man of yours.
Henry.
It's nice to meet you.
Lucy, it's nice to meet you too.
Hi, I' m Tom.
Henry, Lucy. Nice to meet you, Tom.
Now why don't you come back in ten seconds so we can meet again?
Do you, Honah Lee, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife...
...to have and to hold from this day forh...
...as long as you both shall live?
- I do. - Really?
Even though in, like, 10, 15 years...
...she could possibly let herself go and then, like...
...sex could be, like, nauseating for you?
What are you, nuts? Your wife's right over there.
I'm just kidding, Muumuu!
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Mazel tov!
It's very cold, so when you're ready...
...put on a jacket and come have breakfast with me. Love you.
Hey, hey! Good morning, Mrs. Roth. Would you like to meet your daughter?
Go say hello to Mommy.
Hi, Mommy.
That's right.
Good morning.
Oh, my goodness!
- Grandpa's here. - Hi, Dad.
谈谈吧，你对夏威夷印象如何?
- 简直是棒极了 - 哦，是吗?
- 是怎么回事? - 我遇上了一个男人
这是我人生中过得最美妙的一周了
虽然这只是假期中的一段罗曼史
但他的魅力难以抗拒
他带我畅游了当地所有胜景
我们去潜水...
- 潜泳 - 爬山
你知道我们去什么地方去? 悬崖跳水，我很喜欢他
然后，我们带着微醉
- 他给我... - 搓背
我们缓缓起舞...
雨中舞
而那不只是性爱那么简单
我们俩没有别的关系 我们俩的关系只是性的关系，对啊
只是结局有点不合情理
当我问他要电话号码时 他说他....
- 已经结婚了 - 是同性恋
- 做了教士 - 他信不过电话
他就是那么...跑掉了
要知道, 那可有点讽刺意味, 但是...
我依然难忘那美妙的一周...
与亨利·罗斯共度的一周
- 亨利·罗斯 - 哈利
哈利·"副睾丸"
- 亨利·罗斯 - 亨利·罗斯
亨利·罗斯，为什么你不告诉我 你是个特工?
我宁可被称为"高级智囊" 除非我对你非常了解，否则不能告诉你
好吧，那我下飞机后 能给你打电话吗?
可以，但我要去秘鲁了 我已经说过好多次了
收到, 187号，蓝色代码 今晚趁其不备进行偷袭
他现在把手伸到抽屉里 取出了一个饼干筒，听清楚了吧
（继续胡言乱语一番）收到了吗?
哦，那等你从秘鲁回来再说吧
- 我觉得那不是个好主意，莉萨 - 我叫琳达
我知道，换个名字称呼你 只是为了安全起见
现在我们得分道扬镳了
好的，再见
收到! 出发!
- 你这是搞什么鬼? - 继续开，我会给你20块钱作为答谢的
- 好吧，不过你没碰坏睾丸吧? - 饶了我吧，快走吧
下手轻点, 伙计
喂，我是人，不是海豹
喂，我只是兽医，不给人治病 别动，要不我就不给你做手术了
我知道，没关系的 你们说呢，孩子们?
与鲨鱼一起玩耍时 需要注意些什么?
为什么你就喜欢散布那些谎言? 鲨鱼和狗一个德行
除非你抚弄它的阳具 否则它们是不会咬人的
这倒是拍自传记录片的好题材
除非你抚弄它的阳具 否则鲨鱼是不会咬人的
你也可以这么说 鲨鱼企图吃掉我的腰子
好了，够了吧 还有你，威利
你们也都闭嘴
他只是拍了我们一小会儿
好了，一天用4次，连用2周
- 你自己就能做 - 那只海龟生什么毛病了?
因为吸了太多大麻 所以生了肺病...
那对你们也不好 对吧，乌拉?
什么? 我从不抽大麻
喂，伙计? 那个俄亥俄州来的 热辣花痴你摆平了吗?
当然了，今天早晨 我刚在机场甩了她
别这样，我要听详细点的
你摸过她乳房还是屁股 你们到底干过没有? 说来听听嘛
爸爸，花痴是什么意思?
哦，花痴是俄亥俄州 公认的州鸟
而你是夏威夷州公认的白痴
给你，咬碎了，嚼烂了 享用这些鱼吧，会对你口味的
- 你要把我逼疯了，夏威夷人 - 哦，是吗?
- 总有一天... - 怎么?
你会和一个女游客尽情享乐一番后...
她决定在岛上定居
你老是说这些庸俗的事有什么意思...
你怎么把脚丫子放到我枕头上了?
你也别一屁股坐在那儿 起来! 起来!
这完全有可能
到那时你就再也不能驾船 巡游阿拉斯加了
你将会困在这里，一觉醒来面对着 同一个又老又丑的大屁股女人，就像我一样
- 我只是开个玩笑 - 又老又丑的什么?
亨利，快来啊! 乔科出事了!
乔科! 你怎么了，老伙计?
别害怕，一切都会好的
冷静点，没事的
威利，我不想让你看到这些 快离开这里，听到了吗!
检查一下水池里的温度，快去!
你在干什么? 我是说让你去检查一下温度计!
帮我一把，快点!
从桶里拿两条鱼出来，快
- 好的 - 放在这里
- 给你 - 你会没事的
这些鱼温度高点了 拜托从桶底拿两只出来
好了，很好，谢谢你
来吧，老伙计 吃下去，吃下去
- 它没反应! - 我看到了，亚历克斯!
对不起，我给了你一巴掌 用鱼拍你两下才能让你清醒下来
- 明白吗? 清醒了吗? - 是的，鱼拍两下确实让我清醒了
我想试试手动人工呼吸...
你把脸对准它的嘴巴 看看是不是有反应
- 准备好了吗? - 是的
- 1，2，3! - 没反应，没反应!
好了! 再试一次，如果还没反应 我就要给它气管切开了
不过最好别那么做 只好祈祷这次成功了，再来
1，2...
你吐得可真猛啊
献身于这项事业就要付出代价
一切为了拯救海洋动物
你还是先洗洗干净吧，好吗?
或许你该用点松节油 那玩意可以除臭
来，拍掌庆祝一下，老伙计
我知道你只是想打个饱嗝而已 没想到你吐得这么猛!
看她再敢偷吃我的牛排三明治
威利, 你也看到了吗?
船长日志: 11月5日，早晨6:45
我现在正驾驶"海蛇号"环绕瓦胡岛航行
迄今为止，这次航程是最长的一次
这次航行的结束标志着 本舰已经准备好进行...
伟大的布里斯托海湾之旅... （阿拉斯加一处海产丰富之港湾）
那里未经破坏的海象栖居地 将会有大量的...
真见鬼!
这不是耍我吗?
欢迎你，小帅哥 想吃点什么吗?
我想来杯咖啡
- 你想? - 是的，我已经吃过早饭了
在海岸巡逻队过来拖走我的船之前 我得在这里消磨点时间
你吃过什么了?
我吃了块里斯牌的花生酱点心 还喝了些"佳得乐"饮料
那不是早饭，我去给你做点火腿煎蛋
尼克，来份火腿煎蛋
喂
- 你喜欢吃花生酱点心吗? - 是的
你想让我把花生酱塞到你的"蛋"里去吗?
不，不用了
花生酱点心
- 嗨，休，发型很不错 - 谢谢你，露西
你是在看我还是看她?
你目不转睛的，看得我心里直发毛
安心吃你的烤饼吧
她看起来象个当地姑娘 我想和她交往一下...
但我不想玩我那套把戏了 知道吗，她真的很可爱
我还以为你只喜欢别的州来的骚货呢
是的，我一向如此 只因我不愿受到束缚
就这个影像，暂停别动
是个小宝宝，恭喜 你要做妈妈了
我觉得那只是你害怕承担责任而已
让我来猜猜
你高中时的恋人在一次聚会上喝醉了...
于是背叛了你 和整个摔跤队的运动员胡搞
行了，实际上让我伤心的是 我大学时的女友特蕾西
也不是和什么摔跤队 而是和她的导师
- 啊，原来她喜欢更老的男人 - 是老女人啊，得50多岁了吧
我觉得你该打死那个婊子
什么婊子，骚货的 你都说什么呀?
- 你是喝醉了还是怎么着? - 很抱歉用词比较粗鲁
最近因为缺少性生活 我感到非常饥渴
别吭声，这可是个千载难逢的好机会
现在我想走进你的办公室 然后脱得光溜溜的
下一步就看你的了
虽然我已经不似以往那样绵软柔滑...
但我愿意投入热情 积极主动地补偿这一点
我想你应该感觉到了吧 我对男人不感兴趣
嗨，花生酱点心
嗨，你这个一拳就能打死我的家伙 你怎么样了?
- 你又回来了 - 火腿我还没吃够呢
给我弄点火腿煎蛋吧
- 没问题 - 好的，谢谢了
- 嗨，露西 - 嗨，尼克
知道吗，为什么你不试试这样?
这就象铰链一样
- 哦，我怎么没想到可以这样? - 只是当局者迷而已
别太难为自己了
是的，有时真的要多听听局外人的观点
旁观者清嘛
我叫露西
我叫亨利·罗斯
- 很高兴见到你 - 很高兴见到你
那很漂亮，继续搭建这项"工程"吧
等等，我看到你一个人坐在那儿 愿意过来坐一会儿吗?
- 当然了，那很好，如果不妨碍你的话 - 好的
- 那你是个建筑师了? - 不是的，我和鱼打交道
哦，我知道那味道是从哪儿来的了
是的，是的，我今天早晨还喂过一头海象呢
我还以为我把那味道都洗掉了呢 看来我没有
- 我喜欢那味道 - 不会吧
- 就算是鱼都不喜欢那味道的 - 不，我喜欢，因为我爸爸是个渔夫
他和我弟弟道格 每次出海打渔都要几个月
他俩出海的时候我非常想念他们 当他们回来时...
我就会抱着他们不放 每个人抱5分钟
那时候他们闻起来就像你的手一样 那是世界上最美妙的味道了
那好，只要你有所需要
我的手指随时都可以让你闻到
- 现在想吗? - 是的
海狮以其运动天赋而闻名...
海豚以其智慧而闻名
- 而海象以其... - 以其长牙而闻名?
对，长牙，还有他们的阳具巨大无比
是的，据说在所有哺乳动物中排名第二
- 第一是谁? - 我想是那个"大花脸"吧
我喜欢看你笑
我喜欢让你逗我笑
我不想坏了你们的兴致 但我们要开始准备午餐了
哦，好的，对不起了，休
海象最酷的一点是 他们非常神秘
- 神秘? - 是，是的
我们真的猜不出 它们在户外是如何生活的
它们不是终日睡在冰山上，哈欠连天吗?
我们所了解的只是它们在水面以外的...
可谁又知道它们在冰面下做些什么呢...
它们生命中的2/3时间在冰面下度过
哦，也许它们是想用自己那大"家伙" 来吓唬其他动物吧
这是解释之一
- 我得走了 - 你要去哪儿?
今天是我爸爸的生日 我们每年都要去采一个菠萝来庆祝
- 已经形成惯例了 - 听上去不错，好的，那么...
和你在一起很开心
- 我也是 - 那好
明天早晨，还是这个时候 你愿意和我共进早餐吗?
- 因为我10点钟要教美术课 - 真的吗?
- 是的 - 希望我能来...
没问题，我会来的
- 路上小心 - 好的
- 上路前再闻一下，鱼腥味真好闻 - 乐意为您效劳
- 再见 - 再见!
明天见
哦，天哪
哦，我的天
真是糗大了
刚才有只蜜蜂叮我
- 是这样啊 - 是只大个的蜜蜂
这些土话的意思是 "瞧这一对狗男女"
这是我所见过的 最愚蠢的一次挥杆
这一杆我本想打到莫洛凯岛上去
别扔啊，算了吧
别笑了，你们这些小兔崽子 看看你们能打成什么样子吧
好了，你们听到我的话了，去! 快去!
给爸爸看看你们打得怎么样
- 你们这群家伙还真是什么都行 - 年度最佳父亲再度挥杆
顺便说一句，我今天在星巴克遇到了 一个金发碧眼的性感税务律师
我告诉她你本事很大 她说想在这岛上好好玩玩
你想要她的电话吗?
你又想给我拉皮条了?
是的! 我得靠你这么做才能活下去，知道吗?
我的生活是一团糟
行了，去吧，带她去怀基基海滩玩玩 跟她好好爽一把
我需要你这样，我可以想象成自己去 这样才能熬过一周
可我得呆在这儿，不好意思 不过还是要谢谢你
- 什么? - 喂，爸爸!
别多嘴，基努·莫可可卡考
可是你缝针的地方正在流血
一定是因为我的大力挥杆才弄成这样的
我冲浪回来后 你能再帮我缝上吗?
- 好吧，希望我能 - 伤口还在流血怎么能冲浪
你会招来鲨鱼的
那有什么问题? 鲨鱼天性是和平的
是吗? 那你的伤口是谁弄的?
鲨鱼咬的
很好
再去抽根烟吧，兄弟
又要来那套鲨鱼论了
现在，大家都就地卧倒...
我要猛力挥出致命一击了
停下! 别动了! 该死! 不!
到底打到哪里去了?
你在找什么吗?
哦，天哪! 你怎么会在这儿?
和你一样，在找我的球
真是不可思议，我整整一上午都在想着你
我简直等不及再次与你共进早餐了
我知道，可我只想把你"吃掉"
- 真的吗? - 是的，明天，后天...
- 大后天，一天又一天 - 好的，没问题
哦，天哪
哦，露西，感觉真是棒极了
不，我的乳头非常敏感，别这样
- 怎么了? - 你的球打进了手推车...
然后反弹回来打中了你的头 真是滑稽透顶
- 什么? - 露西是谁?
你的乳头怎么了?
我不能爱上一个当地姑娘 我决不会再去那家小饭馆了
- 是打中了这里吧? - 哦，对!
能成为夏威夷的悬崖跳水职业运动员 你可真够幸运的
- 是的，哦，那只是谋生的手段而已 - 我是个税务律师
- 我的工作没有任何乐趣 - 是吗?
今晚我想找些额外的乐趣
你要一吸到底吗?
再给这位小姐来上一鱼缸行吗?
- 那我给她倒一桶怎么样? - 也可以
我感觉自己有点醉了
- 你也醉了吗? - 快了
那你在想什么?
我在想什么?
实际上，我一点也没醉 诺琳，你也没醉
因为这些饮料里根本不含酒精
不幸的是，我耍这种花招已经很多次了
那会使一些可爱的游客 比如说你吧...
可以松弛下来 但却仍然保持清醒
得以毫无负疚感的 和我疯狂做爱
- 哇噢 - 对不起
我也不是什么悬崖跳水运动员 我有恐高症
哦，既然这是我在镇上呆的最后一夜
我就当你没说这些话好了 你还愿意和我上床吗?
我办不到，不好意思
那么，你至少可以给我介绍个人吧?
那边的家伙或许能帮你解困
- 那不是个女人吗? - 呀，我也无法肯定
可你既然喝醉了，那也就不会在乎了 不是吗? 保重吧
- 喂，再见了 - 你好
不是"你好"，我的意思是"再见" 我们今天歇业，快走吧
- 你在说什么? - 上菜了!
- 你别动，我有话跟你说 - 好的
- 嗨! 大花脸! - 嗨，花生酱点心!
嗨
今天我手指上的鱼腥味特重 你愿意好好闻一下吗?
什么?
我整个上午都在和海象一起玩 同时也在想着你
够了，你这个变态 我想你还是快滚吧
怎么了? 我只是拿这开个玩笑而已 我们昨天还交谈过的
昨天?
我从来没见过你
- 尼克! 来帮帮我! - 来了，露西
尼克，放下刀 我来处理这事
- 你跟我来 - 等等，这是怎么回事?
我只是跟你开玩笑的!
到底怎么回事? 她是疯了还是怎么着了?
露西是个非常特别的人 她和其他人不一样
哦
大约1年前，露西在车祸中受了重伤
她和她父亲一起去北海岸采菠萝
她父亲只摔断了几根肋骨 可是露西的头部却受了重伤
她失去了短期记忆
那么她什么都不记得了吗?
不，不是的，她的长期记忆完好无缺
因为那是大脑另一部分的功能
到事故发生前的那一晚为止 她什么都记得
她只是记不住新近发生的任何事情
每晚当她睡着后 她会把当天发生的事全部忘光
别说了，听起来我和 一个患神经病的女孩说过话...
然后她就不记得我了 难道她真是神经病不成?
但愿这故事是我编出来的!
她根本不记得曾经遇见过你
那采菠萝的事她怎么记得?
她每天都那么说 因为每天早晨...
她一醒来就想着今天是去年10月13日
她就会来我这里吃早餐 因为她习惯星期天过来吃早餐...
而10月13日恰好是星期天
她不知道已经过了有一年多了
可她会读报纸的
她父亲每天都把特制的报纸放到门廊里
从她出事那天起 他就把那报纸印了几百份
露西每天都做同样的事
- 你好! - 回来了
- 嗨，爸爸! - 哦，嗨，宝贝
你没带我去，自己偷偷采了一只
我在市场上遇到一位女士 她送给我作生日礼物的
这份心意我不能不领
我猜她喜欢你
- 是的，还能怎么样呢? - 那我们的惯例怎么办?
哦，我又想了个主意 昨天我刚刚粉刷了我的工作室
刷成了白色的
可我觉得太苍白了 简直让我头痛
哦，看来需要点颜色来搭配一下
哦，知道吗，我也正有此意
- 真的吗? - 是的，好好发挥一下吧
- 为了庆祝我生日，好好点缀一下墙面 - 我会的
你得答应我感恩节再去采菠萝，好吗?
- 这想法不错 - 那好
嗨，我粉刷的时候 你该去看海盗队的比赛
好主意
- 来吧，宝贝，鼓出来吧 - 我们今晚吃什么，道格?
- 意大利面条 - 小心别把汗水滴到调味汁里去
对不起，爸爸
又要看海盗队比赛了
705，706
- 707 - 嗨，你们好
嗨，宝贝，墙面刷好了吗?
- 你可以去看看 - 太好了
- 哦，比分怎样了? - 海盗队位于两码线上
- 如果能够得分，他们就会以14-10领先了 - 也许他们会为你的生日而获胜的
我打赌库尔派普会达阵
我打赌他会假装传球给威廉姆斯 其实却扔给克伦塞斯，后者达阵
- 输了的洗碗怎么样? - 说定了
继续进攻
库尔派普假装传球给威廉姆斯 他要扔出去了
传给克伦塞斯，达阵了! 明尼苏达队，触地得分
道格，你猜得真准
也许你该去做教练
- 老爸 - 你这白痴!
打得很疼的
你看起来还不到25岁
是吗，那道格的肌肉也不是药物打出来的了
怎么样? 我用了特制的药草...
它可以在任何保健品商店买到 来摸摸
看看这些肉疙瘩，像石头一样硬
很不错吧?
别搞了! 再说我就把蛋糕扔到你身上
好了，可以看生日礼物了
哦，看看礼物是什么
"第六感"
嗨! 我洗完碗后，大家一起看电影怎么样?
- 当然可以 - 当然可以
本·弗莱肯?
有些人说我是疯子
- 是罗纳德·萨姆纳吗? - 是的，我是个疯子，看着我
只要给我一个机会...
真不敢相信 布鲁斯·威利斯竟然演个鬼
我也很惊奇 你们都看出来了吗?
- 没有 - 根本看不出
- 真是想不到 - 无论如何，这片子太棒了
- 生日快乐 - 我爱你，姐姐
你一身肌肉真是很健美 我伸长胳膊都搂不过你来了
你喜欢吗? 来摸摸看
好了! 真受不了你那对"会跳舞的乳房"了 快让你姐姐睡觉吧
- 我觉得挺好的 - 做个好梦，露西
- 晚安 - 晚安
嗨，特蕾西，你过得怎么样?
看到了吧?
比起高中来，我还是有点变化的吧
她每天都做同样的事情
还要多久她才能恢复记忆力?
医生说她的记忆力永远不会恢复了
那按你所说的，基本上...
- 她非常适合你 - 你什么意思?
那你就可以整天无牵无挂的 在外面鬼混了，因为...
她每晚都会"乘飞机"离开? 别忘了还有个问题
- 什么? - 这非常过分
不会的
你遇见他，出来玩乐，调情 不负责任，也没有人受伤害
- 可她脑部受过伤，你这个神经病 - 好吧，那我再给你找个妞
可我觉得这对你大有好处
你不会想让自己长时间 和同一个姑娘厮守在一起的
你的好意我心领了 可你就别管我了
喂，你完全可以象她父亲那样做
让她快乐每一天
当你认为出海航行的时机已到 只需"噗哧"一下，你就走了
她肯定不会知道你就这么走了
我不清楚你那"噗哧"一下是什么意思 我可不是那样的人
那你先"噗哧"一下给我看看吧?
别对我嬉皮笑脸的
好吧，这关头你就别"噗哧""噗哧"的了 赶快干活吧
那好，让我们先把这些烂事搞定
然后我们就带着那妞出去兜一圈
船长日志: 11月7日，将近子夜
海蛇号已经从上次事故中完全复原了...
面对广袤的海洋 准备再次英勇出航
我觉得我的缝针处又裂开了
你是不是养了只猫? 我感觉有东西正在舔我
你好吗?
花生酱点心 你又来干什么?
我只想过来跟露西问声好
我保证不会再做错事了
知道休怎么说吗?
她说如果我再跟露西讲话 就让你用切肉刀砍了我
她可是老板，伙计 不过你也不必担心
也许露西根本就不想跟你讲话
- 你什么意思? - 这里可不是迪斯科舞厅
在用早餐的时候 她可不愿意有人上来勾勾搭搭的
除非是亨利·罗斯出马
- 那是谁? - 那是谁? 就是我呀
我和你赌20块钱 我会再次与她共进早餐
- 说定了 - 我喜欢这样
- 你好吗，宝贝? - 嗨，休，发型很不错
哦，谢谢，一会儿见
尼克和我已经商量好了 你就相信我吧
别担心
你应当这样试试 把它插在这儿
就成了一扇会动的门
这些华芙饼干就可以从这里进进出出
你是不是来自某个国家 那里就算把手指...
伸到别人的食物中去也没关系?
对，我正是这个国家来的
怎么? 你本来还想吃的是吧? 哦
哦，好吧，用餐愉快
- 好的 - 真是个倒霉蛋
什么? 你怎么不让火腿给噎死?
明天赌注翻番
喂，我很抱歉打扰你...
你看来象是个懂得欣赏艺术的人
我想征求一下你的意见
这是我画的，画了一对父子 乘船出海打渔
这里还有一头海象
哦，原来你不会说英语
戏演得还不够像
赢了40块了
能把这个给我吗?
我正巧需要一张擦屁股纸
闭嘴吧
不知道那家伙出什么事了
我看他是个大傻瓜
打扰一下，我不想吓到你
- 不，没关系，我... - 你没事吧?
是的，我很好，我只是遇上了麻烦...
有什么我可以帮你的吗?
不，不，不，我只是...
不会念
真会开玩笑
- 我可以帮你念 - 不了，谢谢你
我可以自己来
谢谢你的好意
我想要一份...
烤...
饼...
烤"钟表"
- 烤饼 - 对，我要烤饼
- 烤饼 - 烤...烤饼! 烤饼!
-我真笨! - 哦，别哭了
- 真笨，真笨，真笨 - 别哭了
- 我什么都不会! - 真是个失败者
我来教你，为什么你不坐在我那边呢?
你可以一边吃早餐 我一边教你念一些单词
- 好的 - 好吧
- 这听起来不错 - 过来吧
- 好的，谢谢你 - 好
那么字母I是在E的前面?
- 在C的后面? - 是的
哦，C是一个圆圈的一半，对吗?
- 是的 - 我想我懂了
- 你怎么这么会讲课? - 我是个老师，我一直讲课的
我在哈路基-里奇初中教美术
哦，你是哈路基-里奇初中的老师 孩子们一定对你服服贴贴的
要是我能在你班上上课就好了
好啊
哦，不好意思 我的手指有股鱼腥味
那一定熏得你够呛，是吧?
不，一点也不
真的吗?
如果露西受到伤害 我就用切肉刀把你给砍了
好，好的
今天我很开心
- 是的，我也是 - 非常感谢
- 让我为你开门吧 - 谢谢
乐意效劳
好
我只想把你"吃掉"，明天 后天，大后天，一天又一天...
那再见了
好的
你真的走了? 就这么完了?
- 什么这么完了? - 你跟我调情...
冒充"我不会念"什么的 你不想约我出来...
或者要我的电话吗?
- 我真不会念 - 哦，闭嘴吧
这真是我所见过最蠢的事之一 可我还是想
"如果这家伙真的非常想和我交往"
"那还值得和他聊聊"
原来我看错人了
不，不不不，事情是这样的...
再见了，你这个自以为是的家伙
- 你说得对，说得对，我很想... - 别想了
我只是...其实我能念一点的!
我不知道字母I在E前面! 我发誓我不知道
哦，我真是个大白痴
你现在开心了吧，山姆
马林，我是休
- 哦，你好，先生，我叫亨利 - 我知道你是谁
- 我是来向你女儿道歉的 - 别找麻烦了
她在屋里呢 我们出来把事情彻底讲清楚
老爸，那只该死的猫鼬 又钻进垃圾箱里去了!
- 就是这家伙吗? - 是的
罗斯先生，我有个简单的请求
离我女儿远点
那当然，只是我伤害了她的感情 我不想就这么算了
还是就这么算了吧
冷静点，小伙子
我要杀了你! 你死定了 好吧，我冷静了
我冷静了
- 让我扶你起来 - 我自己来! 自己来
老爸和我费尽心机的保护露西 结果全让你这个白痴给毁了
我知道你们所做的努力 我对此非常尊重
如果你了解她的情况 你该知道她不会象正常人那样恋爱
因为第二天早晨 她就什么都不记得了
就算有人受得了这个...
我还受不了呢
- 我可不是来找一夜情的 - 别再想着露西了
别给我们找麻烦了 也别再去拉网咖啡馆了
我女儿已经吃过很多苦头了
好吧，对不起
我本想把他的屁股揍成两半 可是这些沙子，让我滑倒了
是的，也许你得再多活动活动屁股
这很容易，老爸
又清新，又干净
喂，亚历克斯，那天在酒吧里 你搭上那马子了吗?
- 我挺害怕的，就走了 - 真的吗?
是的，我也不知道为什么 我想我更喜欢"香肠"，而不是"面圈"吧
- 怎么了? - 是的，咱们意见一致，老伙计
快离开这里 去假山那边吧
让我来问问你，亚历克斯
如果你答应了一个女孩的爸爸 你不会再见她...
你会受这承诺约束吗?
- 那当然 - 是吗?
话又说回来，总有办法避开这些承诺的
- 比如说? - 比如说...
如果我答应了一个女孩的爸爸 不会再见她...
当她与我亲热时 我只需"简单"地闭上双眼
这个办法虽然很酷
可也够下流的
既然她父亲不让我去拉网咖啡馆 那我就不去
我没做错什么
抱歉打搅你，我被困在这里了
- 车子出毛病了? - 是啊，你能帮我打下火吗?
好了
占用你的时间真不好意思
不是每个人都会停车的
- 你真好 - 哦，是吗，谢谢你
没想到你还真上当了!
我的爷爷就是帮人家车 打火的时候这么死的
对不起，我只是开个玩笑
没想到你也上当了!
哦，天啊
你装的可真像
- 我叫亨利 - 我叫露西
很高兴碰到你，你看起来真...
嗨，对不起，要耽误你一下了 几分钟就好了
- 没事，别担心 - 你从哪来?
刚吃完早餐
- 没错 - 好吃吗?
我吃了些华芙饼干，很好吃
我喜欢用那些华芙饼干造小房子
- 真的? - 这是我最喜欢的了
- 你叫什么? - 露西
你好，我叫亨利
好，伙计，当她停下来的时候 让她抱抱你，装可爱点
到路中去，谢谢你 对，就是那里，太好了
- 哦，糟糕 - 她来了，笑一下
她在哪儿呢?
噢，天啊，糟了
好吧，这招没成功
拉裤子了?我也一样
好啦，这就是她 开始打我
装的像一点
把钱包给我!
白鬼，你想的很美啊? 跑到我们岛上来
- 吃我们的菠萝 - 救命啊，别这么狠!
- 轻点! - 玩我们的女人
让我的姐妹帮你打扫房间
好啦，干嘛打这么狠，轻点
- 嘿! 嘿! 救命啊，救救我! - 愚蠢的白鬼!
没错，这下怎么样! 这下呢! 这下呢!
还有这下! 这下!
他已经还不了手了，够了，够了
- 你还好吗? - 我没事...
好，我马上回来，别跑!
别这样，别打了，我看他挨了不少揍了
对不起啦
我的眼睛!
- 他已经被制服了! - 还没呢!
喔，我的天啊!
他该能接受这个教训了
- 你叫什么? - 我叫亨利
- 你真能打 - 嗨，对不起
我是社区治安联防队的
你个疯婆娘!
继续跑啊，不然还得挨揍!
好啦，好啦，他逃了
这不是她，错误警报
别担心，我给警察打电话了，没问题了
是吗? 你没问题了? 聪明鬼先生?
- 噢，糟糕! - 没错
等你和我女儿玩完了英雄救美的游戏
到我家来一趟
好的
老天保佑!
我想先让你过来看看
我们想通了，她只有在碰到你 的日子里才会唱歌
你开玩笑吧，那首歌?
那是"老爸老妈之歌"
当她妈妈还在世的时候 每次我出去打渔...
- 露西都会让我带上那歌的磁带 - 哦，是吗?
是的，她知道这样会让我想念她的母亲
然后能早点回家
我没发现你还有这一面呢，先生 不过我必须得告诉你，这让我有点恶心
我问你个问题
你心里怎么想的? 看到这些你感觉如何?
我不知道
你难道不希望每天她都这个样子吗?
说实话，最好不要，她唱歌根本没调
- 怎么了? - 我能问你们点事情吗?
最后会怎么样? 某天，她可能会清醒过来
看到镜子里面的自己 发现自己一夜之间长了十岁
你知道吗，亨利?
我每天都担心这事
对不起
不好意思打搅一下，不过我 发现我们都是一个人在吃东西
我想我是不是能坐你这里 给你的华芙房...
- 造个果汁浴缸什么的 - 哦，这主意真不错
不过我已经有男朋友了
所以，对不起了
你是为了打发我 才编出来个男朋友的吧?
我不是编的
好，那他名叫什么?
林高
那他是不是姓斯塔尔? （林高·斯塔尔:甲壳虫乐队鼓手）
- 不是，麦卡尼（甲壳虫乐队吉他手的姓） - 麦卡尼，好吧
- 喔，糟糕 - 不好意思
不是你! 警察在给我开罚单!
哦，我要是你就不会出去
- 等等! 等等! - 快去啊!
我来了
这执照要再过7个月才会过期
- 这今年5月就过期了 - 不是的!
明年5月才会过期
我觉得这有点误会
- 我可不觉得 - 这太可笑了
我不会付的! 这才是10月!
对不起，能借我看一下吗? 看看，10月!
露西，我们回里面去吧
怎么回事?
今天要麻烦了，道格!
宝贝...
这些是那次事故留下的
噢，天啊
我能感觉到那时的痛苦
你在医院里住了3个月，宝贝
我想和这位医生谈谈 我得听听他怎么说
你听他说过了，宝贝，好多次了
我听他说过?
我带她去
我还得听听我自己怎么说呢
道格，把它收起来好吗? 我实在...
我实在不能再看了
- 会没事的，露西 - 别叫我露西，我都不怎么认识你
亲爱的，你差不多是和他在约会
对不起，我长的不怎么帅
从去年10月到现在还发生了什么?
- 我的学生们怎么样了? - 坎贝尔小姐接管了你的班
- 艾丽西娅嫁给那家伙了? - 是的
道格，你当上夏威夷先生了吗?
我不知道那居然还需要尿检
哇噢
我们做爱了吗?
我们还没有，正如大家所知道的
不过我们想要做来着
开玩笑而已
就是说你们每天都得骗我
嘿，露西，很高兴又见到你了
她到底怎么回事?
她记不住你是谁，兄弟
哦，没错
我真受够了这份工作了
露西，这是你的大脑扫描图像
我看恐怕没什么进展
车祸使得你的颞叶受损很严重
我们认为这些瘢痕组织削弱了
睡眠期间把短期记忆 转变为长期记忆的能力
这种病候被称为古德菲尔德综合征
- 谁是古德菲尔德? - 一个杰出的立陶宛精神病学家
他自己的颞叶就受损了
他花了4年的时间 才发表了他的研究成果
因为他总是得从头开始
很明显，你的幽默感似乎无损 而那是这个区控制的
你的脑杏仁核，没受伤
- 医生，我有个问题 - 我很乐意回答...
不过我以前就告诉过你的 这是医疗机构，你至少要穿衬衫
- 哦，好吧 - 干的不错
我说，医生
我有个朋友服用了一点类固醇
然后他就有了遗精的习惯
这两者之间可能会有什么联系吗?
道格拉斯，不用编谎话了
至于遗精的问题，你干嘛不去游个泳
买件没窟窿的衬衫 找个漂亮姑娘，然后带她吃顿晚餐呢?
我会把你说的这些告诉我朋友的
不管怎么样，露西，你的状况很稳定
不过很可能永远都是如此
我很抱歉，亲爱的
不过还有比你更糟的
是吗，还能怎么糟?
我觉得你该去见见"记10秒"汤姆
卡拉汉学院是环太平洋地区 最好的脑科医疗中心
我们由俄亥俄州 桑达斯基的T·B·卡拉汉赞助的
他是个汽车配件大亨，也是个慈善家
现在，我想介绍你们认识...
我们最著名的临床病例
汤姆
- 嗨，我是汤姆 - 亨利
- 马林 - 道格
- 露西 - 嗨
凉鞋不错啊，哪弄的?
你喜欢吗? 真有趣 我曾经在北海岸...
嗨，我是汤姆
- 亨利 - 嗨
- 马林 - 在一次狩猎事故中
汤姆失去了部分脑组织 他的记忆只能持续10秒钟
我经历了一场事故吗? 太糟糕了
别担心，几秒钟以后你就会忘了的
忘了? 我是说，发生什么了? 我脑袋被打中还是...?
- 嗨，我是汤姆 - 嗨，我是露西
- 嗨 - 道格
- 嘿 - 马林
嘿，汤姆我能告诉你个秘密吗?
你这么大了还尿床啊?
- 他们都喜欢听这个呢 - 嗨，我是汤姆
- 好的，说话小心点，汤姆 - 别这样
- 我要去睡了 - 好的，晚安
晚安，明天见
- 我想我明天也会见到你的吧? - 嗯，是的
很抱歉，让你今天过的这么累
希望你今晚能好好休息一下
好的
晚安
那你打算怎么回家呢?
- 走里奇里奇路还是... - 嘿
谢谢你对我这么好
- 不谢 - 我不想让你
明天早上受到"挫败"
或许你可以和我谈谈
百合花
百合花?
我对百合花可着迷了
谢谢你的提示
晚安
天啊
- 痴心小子 - 怎么了，先生
别着急走，待一会儿
和我们喝几瓶啤酒吧
等你造好船以后打算干什么?
说实话，我马上就要去旅行了
我准备研究一下太平洋海象的水下行为
听起来真怪啊
- 是吗，谢谢你 - 你打算去多长时间?
大约一年吧
我猜你不会想念现在这些日子的
这个嘛，也许日子可以过得 不用这么糟糕
你想说什么?
当你们告诉她实情时
她不仅仅发现了那场车祸
她还发现她整个一生 基本上就是个骗局
我想这是最让她痛心的
- 你现在是专家了是吧? - 不是
我只是说我希望还有其他解决方法 而不仅是:
"对不起，我们今天没法骗你了 这是你头部受伤的照片"
- 你也想在头上弄点伤吗? - 你打算把他头打伤吗?
不，爸爸，我还以为你想这么做呢
打伤我头做什么，我反正要离开的
我儿子是个神经病，别理他
晚安啊，做个好梦 不过别再尿床了，道格
真好笑
- 对不起，你是露西·威尔特默吗? - 什么事?
有人要送点东西给你
- 送我的东西? - 是的
哦，真漂亮
- 谁送的? - 这我不能告诉你
是个暗恋你的人 他还希望你收下这个
- 你这位朋友是谁啊，露西? - 哦，他啊，我也不认识
我们刚刚碰见，不过，看哪
有人暗恋我呢
哦，真的吗? 这是什么?
一盘录像带
录的是什么?
我不知道
不过我会看看的
生日快乐，爸爸
- 谢谢你，亲爱的 - 没错，生日快乐啊，先生
- 您今天高寿啊，有200岁了吧? - 真好笑
- 你打算干嘛? - 试试别的办法
如果这不起作用，我们 只不过浪费了一天而已
早上好，露西
每件事都会顺利的
不过今年你错过了一些事情
玛莎·斯图尔特面临指控 （美国商界女强人）
4月：说唱乐队Snoopy Doggy Dog 戒除了大麻
哦，天啊
5月：Snoopy Doggy Dog 又开始吸大麻了
红袜队赢得职棒大联盟总冠军
开个玩笑
施瓦辛格当选州长
不是开玩笑
威尔特默因服用类固醇被取消资格
你无法记住这些的原因是...
迷路奶牛酿成车祸
渔夫马林·威尔特默因为躲避奶牛而撞树 其女露西在车祸中受伤，车祸未涉及其他车辆
好啦，我想这已经在拍了，快说话啊
你好啊! 我叫亨利·罗斯
在你发生车祸大约1年后 我在拉网咖啡馆遇见了你
大多数日子，我们彼此喜欢对方
每天都可能有所不同 但基本上差不多，露西
奇奇科鲁科，拿摄像机来
- 我拿到了 - 小心，别摔了
好的，就这样，照这里，好的
这个戏里面你的角色
将由我的好友乌拉扮演
你好啊，听说你脑部受伤我很难过
我也遇到一场事故
不管你相信不相信，这是我的好眼
- 准备好了吗? - 好了
嗨，我喜欢你用华芙饼干造的这个小房子
哦，你会注意到真好，请坐啊
我很荣幸
顺便说一下，我名叫亨利
我叫露西
要闻闻我的手指吗?
鱼腥味真好闻
露西，我在一家水族馆工作
水族馆让我非常兴奋
这一点都不好笑，别揉那个
不好意思，威尔特默先生 如果你也在观看的话
太迟了，我朋友又开始疯疯癫癫的了
我说，别再舔啦! 我都恶心的要吐了
露西，对不起
无论如何，我知道你希望 这些都是我编出来的
但愿这故事是我编出来的
但是，有个好消息
这里很多人都很关心你
比如你爸爸，还有道格 拉网咖啡馆这里也有很多你的朋友
他们想让你知道
露西，你知道，你妈妈和我是最好的朋友
所以我答应她会一直帮着照看你
有时命运不是很公平...
但是你还有我们陪伴着你
哦，如果你想了解关于 拍录像带的这个家伙
他还算个好人
嘿，露西，我想让你知道 自从你丧失了记忆
我成了夏威夷的州长
我只是开玩笑而已 我太聪明了，所以当不了
夸拉立库! 把你兄弟从洗碗机里面弄出来!
所以，不管什么时候，只要你准备好了 我们会很高兴和你聊天
回答你的一切问题
你是最棒的，露西，再见
我看过这个多少次了?
这是第一次
好了，她哭了大概一个小时 还不算太糟
我想再过一个小时，她应该可以 去见她的朋友，吃顿午饭
寻回她失去的生活
我们可以每天都这么做
我们该让她决定是不是这么做
好的
那头牛怎么样了?
和你差不多，每天他们 都得劝她相信她是头奶牛
哇，看，树皮都要长好了
你也会好的
我从来没有像今天这样 在下午和你一起出来
这种光线下，天啊
你看起来真恶心
是嘛
我不知道每天早上我怎么 都会上你这个鸭蛋脸的当
我要做的就只是穿着牛仔裤
在你面前摇来晃去，你就疯狂啦
为什么我就不能在车祸前一天碰见你呢?
别担这个心啦，要是你和我 多出去几天的话
你会发现我无聊的很
- 哦，我有个消息要告诉你 - 什么?
用不了一天我就会觉得你很无聊
你知不知道? 这话很伤人啊!
你受损的颞叶让我痛苦万分
现在我要报复你
你死定啦!
- 我不能相信你竟然怀孕了 - 我知道
- 我第一次就让她怀上了 - 好啦，别吹了
还有，塔米，你真苗条
谢谢你，露西
我真高兴你最后还是做了
变性手术，珍妮弗，我是说，乔纳森
谢谢
- 给你，露西 - 谢谢你
- 不客气 - 你一定是露西的朋友
- 那个拍了那盘带子的人 - 我想他不只是我的朋友
- 你是我的男朋友，对吧? - 是的
就是说你每天帮她想起发生过什么
耐心等待她习惯了这些
然后让她重新爱上你?
是的
你个混蛋!
你甚至都再不帮我开车门了
你有麻烦了
我得去撒尿了
好吧，多告诉我一点关于你的事情
好多，我...
赢得过七次吃鸡翅大赛的冠军
- 真的? - 是的
我还是个芭蕾舞演员 不过我只在我的浴室表演
你还想知道什么?
你爱我吗?
我不是让你立刻做出回答
我只是想了解一下
让录像带能尽量更新
当然
这个，爱这个字代表的责任很大
我...
我每天早上去那个餐馆 看到你在那里读书
还有
我非常爱你
可能没有一个人 像我爱你这样爱一个人
那我对你感觉如何呢?
你对我吃鸡翅的事情非常兴奋
还有
有些时候你非常想要了解我
感觉好点啦?
没什么比得上初吻
什么也比不上初吻
没什么比得上初吻
这我听过了
没什么比得上初...
你在干嘛?
没什么啊，我只是帮你 拍掉衣服上的绒毛
你做的有点过了!
好吧，我道歉，不过 这是我们第23次出来约会了
而且我都没怎么样
我知道，我知道
我的意思是，其实我不知道
对我来说这仍然好像第一次
好吧，那我们取个平均值好了
这对我来说是第23次 对你来说是第一次
- 因此对我们俩来说是第12次 - 那又怎么样?
而且，夏威夷法律明文规定 在12次约会以后
我就有权随便摸你的胸部了
为什么我就不能在车祸前一天遇见你呢?
你每次都说这个
你想见见我的一个朋友吗?
好的
乔科，这是露西 露西，这是乔科
哇，谢谢你，很高兴见到你
他太棒了，他真聪明!
看这个，乔科，当茶壶里的 水开的时候会怎么样?
- 真棒 - 我能问他个问题吗?
问啊
乔科...
你认为亨利和我的关系
可以发展到下一步了吗?
你肯定吗?
你认为我该把他带到另一间房
"欺负"他吗?
我看见你对它做手势了
- 不过我很高兴你这么做 - 真的?
- 用那个 - 哇，看!
- 是啊 - 他们
他们在点头呢，我想他们是表示赞成
他们喜欢你，让我把他们赶走
玛丽凯特，艾什莉，走开吧 谢谢你，对不起
- 不过他们真可爱 - 是啊，你也一样可爱
让我帮你慢慢躺下
- 谢谢 - 很荣幸
这个是我刚写完的，别太挑剔啊
就在拉网咖啡馆
我第一次见到你
我们一见钟情
可惜你第二天就忘了我
善忘的露西啊
开着一辆漂亮的小货车
我经常骗你停车和我聊天
我最高兴的一刻 是你用球棒痛扁乌拉的时候
还有我们去见基茨医生
明白为何道格总换床单
善忘的露西啊
像加里·布西一样撞坏了头 （著名演员，曾遇车祸）
但是我还是爱她
我永远不愿离她而去
即使当我唱这首歌的时候
她还在希望我有海豹乔科的阳具
善忘的露西啊
她的嘴唇那么甜美
再来一次初吻如何
睡不着
我没有睡
我只是合上眼而已
那我还是到楼下去吧
不要，我只是休息一下
露西
怎么了
你愿意嫁给我吗?
- 当然愿意 - 太好了
别忘了我
永远不会
早安
哦，糟糕!
- 救命! 救命! - 哇噢，哇噢，露西
露西! 露西! 嘿，嘿
我知道你很难理解这些
但是我们的确见过对方
我们在一起已经有一阵了
哦! 露西! 露西! 露西!
如果我在说谎，我怎么可能知道这些?
你是个教美术的老师 你每周日去拉网咖啡馆
你用华芙饼干造小房子 你还喜欢卡萨布兰卡百合
- 偷窥狂! - 不! 你一点都不记得我吗?
我可能打不倒你，但我姐姐肯定行
谢谢你，老兄
强棒索萨有点震惊，不过她会没事的 （职棒联盟超级明星）
现在她正在看那带子呢
我的颞叶看起来如何，医生?
别担心，你不会有短期失忆的
但在她打你之前 你的头就像个蛋一样吗?
别拿亨利开玩笑 长这样又不是他的错
看见这种过度反应没有? 这就是类固醇的作用
- 道格，再说一次，别那么激动 - 这不是激动
是蛋白质失衡
亨利，那些孩子告诉我 你要去阿拉斯加研究海豹去了
- 你的冒险旅行什么时候开始? - 事实上，它开始于...
10年前，那时我刚开始计划 然后造了这条船
我所知道的就是，它们的阳具 在所有哺乳动物中排名第二
我的排第一
这是我说过的笑话
你对露西说起过你的旅行吗?
这个...
事实上，没什么好说的 因为我决定不走了
我是说，露西需要我在这
我害怕我要是走了一年
现有的这些进展就前功尽弃了
我知道你会觉得我疯了
但是我认为她的深层意识里...
- 已经开始记得我是谁了 - 你错了，亨利
那只是你想要相信的 也是我们想要相信的
但这永远不会成为现实
好啦，我得去工作了
你能告诉她，我晚些会来接她的吗?
待会见，各位，别告诉别人，你姐姐揍了我
他就算往返一次月球 露西都不会知道他离开过
有时候，我真希望我老婆 也有古德菲尔德综合征
这样她就不会记得昨晚 我说她妈是个
又吵又讨厌的醉鬼，脸长得像 小埃德加·胡佛（FBI前局长）的屁股一样
好，来吃药啦，小家伙
乌拉! 回去打扫池子!
还有如果那是你的蛋糕 别让海豚吃了
那你认为我是怎么让他们翻跟头 还和白人小孩玩的?
好啦，威利，洗干净了
这次努力保持几天清洁
我给你弄了个好吃的凤尾鱼圣代
好啦，享用吧
亨利?
- 嗨! - 你的头怎么样?
- 哦，没事，别担心 - 那就好
什么风把你这个小公主吹来啦?
我要见你
好啊，你拿的是什么?
这是我的日记，我每天晚上都写
- 哦，你不喜欢那个录像带? - 不，我喜欢
只不过有的时候我看那个 我觉得是别人...
在讲述我的生活 而当我读这个的时候...
好像是我自己在告诉我自己一样
你什么时候开始写日记的?
就在你给我那盘带子以后
- 真的? - 我非常紧张，不敢来这里....
见这个每天让我爱上他的男人
你可能在想我万一骗不了你怎么办
不是，我非常紧张，是因为...
因为我来是为了和你分手
认识我之前，你有你的计划，你的生活
而现在你所有时间
都用来让我爱你
我做的不只这些 今天我还给企鹅洗了澡
看来我明天还得给它洗
我知道我爸爸和弟弟过的是怎样的日子 我不希望你的生活也是如此
那你希望我怎么做? 在你的日记里留下一些片段就离开吗?
不
我打算把你彻底抹掉 就像你从未出现过一样
你干嘛要这么做?
因为你必须要知道 和我在一起没有未来
你难道不希望有自己的事业 娶妻生子吗?
我昨晚向你求婚了啊，你答应了
孩子? 好啊，我喜欢孩子
但这怎么可能办得到呢?
我每天早上醒来，挺着个大肚子 记忆里却是一片空白
不知道发生了什么
我要写一本新的日记 没有你的日记
但是在我这么做之前
我真心希望你能看看 我是怎么写你的
等你明天忘掉这些分手的事
我就看你的日记，好不好?
我不会忘记的，我已经记下来了 我不会让自己忘记的
不管你愿不愿意 我都要这么做
我在家等你
好，把这个打进去
11月25日，星期六
今天我开车去卡拉汉学院 和基茨医生谈了谈
这有一条关于我的
备忘录：我亲他脖子的时候 他会发出有趣的声音
我会怀念这些的
你肯定不愿意我把这些输入吗?
- 我们可以略过这一页 - 不，让我读一下
我们今晚做爱了! 时间不长 但是感觉妙不可言
其实不在于时间有多长 而在于两人关系如何
好啦，我们还是撕掉它算了
好了，就是这样了
亨利，等一下!
最后再来一次初吻好吗?
- 我不会这么做的，马林 - 你必须这么做，亨利
我会想念你的，老伙计 不过我要离开这个岛了
抱歉我不能带上你
你在这里住的太久了 在野外你没法保护自己
我不会为你难过的，我知道 你会和坎迪丝相处的很好的
坎迪丝和伯妮斯?
坎迪丝，伯妮斯再加上罗丝?
好啦，我爱上一个女孩就忘乎所以了 也祝你好运吧
好啦，老伙计
我爱你
谢啦，老伙计 记着要用避孕套
对你来说，那得用个大袋子
哦
谢谢你们能来和我告别
保重
要当心啊，别让你们的爸爸被鲨鱼吃了
谢谢你，老兄，不过你说的什么意思?
给我弄件T恤回来
哦，好的，我会记住的
到这来，我爱你们
我衬衫的要中号，但是一定要结实的
嘿! 奇奇科鲁阿!
别从码头往下翻跟头 你们会受伤的!
不要! 好吧，让大师来告诉你们该怎么跳!
现在你们这群小子可以 学学我的勇气了
肯定你不想带道格一起走吗?
嘿! 你们这些家伙怎么也来了?
我问过港口管理员了，他说你今天起航
所以我们来祝你一帆风顺
这事尼克和休给你的 他们祝你万事如意
太感动了，火腿罐头和里斯牌点心
我喜欢火腿罐头和里斯牌点心 能送给我吗?
行啊
- 道格! - 没关系
- 对不起 - 那...
露西怎样了?
事实上，她现在住在那个医学研究所
- 她什么时候去的? - 3星期前
她说她不想再做我和道格的负担了
我怎么也劝服不了她，不过你知道吗?
她在那过的不错
她在教绘画班，而且她每天都在画画
而且，她又开始唱歌了
嘿，看，我给你带来一份小礼物
就当是一个水手送给另一个水手的吧
- 谢谢你 - 你要自己保重
- 我会的 - 好
亨利没和我谈过你
你打渔练出的肌肉
我可以摸一下吗?
当然
真棒
"沙滩男孩"乐队?
他给我这张CD，是要让我想念
和她女儿一起共度的美妙时光吗? 真他妈的棒啊!
混蛋!
为什么?
为什么你要这样对我?
你这个变态的混蛋!
哦，天啊
他是不是想告诉我些什么?
她只有在碰到你的日子里才会唱歌
她记得我了?
天啊!
她记得我了!
朱莉娅，你画的真漂亮
对不起，我在干嘛?
你在画画，而且你画的不错
哦
天啊! 我画了些什么东西!
嘿，嘿，嘿
- 有什么我能帮你的吗?先生? - 是的，我有预约
- 你叫什么名字? - 我的名字?
老兄，他都忘了他的名字了 我真为他难过
上去吧，祝你运气好 能恢复你的记忆
好的，谢啦
怎么了?
露西!
- 嗨，我是汤姆 - 嘿，我以前见过你，我是亨利
说不定你能帮我 我正在找露西·威尔特默
你知道我在哪能找到她吗?
嗨，我是汤姆
哦，好吧，不管怎样，谢了
露西!
露西·威尔特默...
我可以问你个问题吗?
你有没有什么印象，我是谁?
- 没有 - 没有?
真差劲
- 你叫什么? - 我叫亨利
亨利
我想给你看些东西，你能跟我来吗?
这个，好啊
嘿，你知道这家伙是谁吗?
老兄，我都不知道我自己是谁
哦，你是巴勃罗·毕加索
- 真的? - 不，假的
这是我的画室
我不知道你是谁，亨利...
但是我几乎每晚都梦到你
为什么?
如果我告诉你 你每天都读的那个日记本
以前记了很多关于我的事，你会信吗?
我觉得这解释很有道理
你试图把我从你记忆中彻底抹去
就因为你觉得你耽误了我
让我无法过上充实快乐的生活
但是你错了
只有和你在一起 我才会觉得充实和快乐
你是我的梦中情人
而很明显，我也是你命中注定的另一半
亨利
很高兴见到你
露西，我也很高兴见到你
嗨，我是汤姆
我们是亨利和露西 很高兴见到你，汤姆
现在你干嘛不过10秒钟再回来 让我们能再打个招呼呢?
早安，露西
你，我的朋友，你愿意接受 这个女人为你合法妻子
从今往后，不离不弃
和她共度一生吗?
- 我愿意 - 真的?
即使过了10年，15年
她可能老的不像样了
那时，做爱可能会让你恶心也不怕?
傻瓜，你在干嘛? 你老婆可就在那边
我只是开玩笑，穆穆!
现在我宣布你们结为夫妻
祝你们好运!
外面很冷，所以当你看完以后
穿上大衣出来与我共进早餐吧 我爱你
嘿，嘿! 早上好啊，罗斯太太 想不想见见你的女儿?
问妈妈好
嗨，妈咪
很好
早上好!
哦，我的天!
- 外公在那边 - 嗨，爸爸