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No, no, no. No. Come on. Come on. 不…… 谢啦 谢啦
No, no, no. I can't. I gotta go! 不…… 我不喝了 我得走了！
All right. All right. Cheers. Come on. 好吧 好吧 干杯 来吧
- Mary! Come on! - Come back. - 玛丽！ 来啦！ - 回来
带上我 带上我 带我坐翻滚过山车 Take me on a, take me on a Take me on a roller coaster
Oh! Mary, what's this? You slipping out on me? 噢！ 玛丽 怎么回事？ 你在躲我？
No. I was looking for you. I just... I have to go home, Rick. I'm exhausted. 不 我正找你 我……我必须回家 瑞克 我已经筋疲力尽了
Come on, Mary. It's fucking spring break. 玛丽 来嘛 春假耶
No, Rick. I'm wiped, okay? I have to go home. I'm sorry. 不 瑞克 我不行了 好吗？ 我必须回家 对不起
You can watch me dance. 你可以看我跳舞耶
I got a new move. 我学了新舞步
Oh! 哦！
Yeah, that's funny. 是的 那挺有趣
Get out of the fucking road! 他妈的给我滚出马路去！
Hey, learn how to drive, you fucking prick! 嘿 刚学开车 你去死吧！
Fuck you! 去你的！
Hey. Hey! Forgetting something? 嘿 嘿！ 忘记什么了？
Okay, Rick, I really have to go. 好了 瑞克 我真的得走了
- What's with you tonight? - Rick... - 今晚你和谁在一起？ - 瑞克……
Look at me, I'm exhausted. I just... I have to go home, okay? 你看 我已经筋疲力尽了 我只是……我想回家 好吗？
I'll call you. I promise. 我答应你 我会给你打电话的
- Sure you're good to drive? - Yeah. - 你确定自己可以开车吗？ - 是的
Yes. I'm fine. 是的 我很好
All right. 好吧
Take care. 小心点
Okay. 好啦
WNPC, New Jersey. WNPC 纽泽西
Hey, you kids out there on joyrides, spring break is here! 喂 孩子们 兜兜风吧 春假到了！
This is Eddie the Spaz coming to you this Friday night, 我是艾迪 星期五晚上 笨蛋们 我与你一起
and the countdown begins right now to a nonstop weekend Spaz-a-thon, 倒数计时 现在开始 “笨蛋一族”周末不休息
with me, the Super Spaz. 和我一起来 超级笨蛋
No sleep, no breaks, just me and you, my little rodents. 没有睡眠 没有休息 就我和你 小鬼
Meanwhile, the weather just in from Mexico City, 同时 墨西哥城的天气
chilly tonight, hot tamale. 今晚天气冷飕飕 塔马利热呼呼 （译者注：塔马利，一种墨西哥烹调）
- Yeah, baby. - Oh, dear God. - 是的 宝贝 - 哦 我的上帝
Yes. 这个不错
（ 译者注： 原唱：modest mouse 组合 歌曲名称：float on ）
I drove my car into a cop car the other day 那天开车时不小心撞了警察的车
Well, he just drove off whatever, it's okay 嘿 那家伙停下车 说我没事
I ran my mouth off a bit too much ...a bit too much 我满嘴的油腔滑调 说得太多 只是说得有点太多
Oh, what did I say? 哦 我刚才说了什么？
Well, you just laughed it off it was all okay 喂 你就笑吧 大家都还好
影片：【肇事逃逸】 movie：hit and run
And we'll all float on okay 我们漂浮不定
And we'll all float on anyway 我们仍然漂浮不定
Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam 假牙买加人骗走了所有的钱
It was worth it just to see that sleight of hand 那就当做花钱买个教训
Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands 坏消息来了 但不必担心
Good news will work its way to all them plans 好消息可以有办法与之为敌
We both got fired 我们都被开除
on exactly the same day ...exactly the same day 而且都在同一天 在同一天
Well, we'll float on 我们仍然漂浮不定
Good news is on the way ...is on the way 好消息就要来了 就要来了
And we'll all float on okay 我们仍然漂浮不定……
Shit! 见鬼!
Damn. 该死
Shit. Come on. 真该死 别这样
Shit! 见鬼!
Mary, honey, it's Mom. 玛丽 亲爱的 是妈妈
Dad's boss invited us to his boathouse for the weekend. Couldn't say no. 爸爸的老板邀请我们参加周末派对 总不好意思说不去
We'll be back on Monday. Have a great weekend. Love you. 我们星期一回来 好好的过个周末 爱你
Honey, parrots? 亲爱的 别忘了鹦鹉
Oh, don't forget to pick up the parrots tomorrow. 哦 忘了明天别去拿鹦鹉
Hello? 有人吗？
Shit. 见鬼
Hello? 你好
Hi. 嗨
I'm going to help you. 我会帮助你的
Can you hear me? 听得见我说话吗？
Can you hear me? 听得到吗？
What? 什么？
Yes? Yes? You can hear me? 什么？你说什么？能听见我说的吗？
I'm going to help you, okay? 我会帮助你 好吗？
Get off me. 放开我
Lover Road 椰林情人路
Shit. 见鬼
Ladies and gentlemen... 女士们 先生们……
This morning, the town of Baltimore is trying to come to terms 今天早晨 巴尔的摩镇将要开学……
with 24 hours of... 有24小时的……
What the hell? All right... 什么玩意？ 好的……
Murder, mayhem 谋杀 蓄意破坏
and aliens... 以及外星人……
Now here's Dick with the sports. 现在由狄克播报运动节目……
Morning, ma'am. 早安 女士
Can I help you? 要我帮忙吗？
My bumper's dented, can you check it? 我的保险杆凹进去了 你能检查一下吗？
Sure. 当然
Let me guess. Cell phone. 让我猜猜 留下个电话
That's quite a bit of work there. Can you leave it overnight? 这情况有点严重 可以把它放在这里一晚吗？
No, no, overnight, that doesn't work. 不 不行 过夜 那我就无法工作了
Well, there's a garage over on First Street. You could try them. 那…… 第一条街上有个车厂 你可以碰碰运气
They're not gonna tell you nothing new, though. 虽然他们也会像我这样说的
So, you want me to fix it or not? 那么 你还是让我帮你修理吗？
Listen, why don't you get out and just leave it to me? 听着 你为什么把它交给我？
You know what, I'm gonna come back later. 你等等 我晚点过来
- Hi, Mom. - Mary? - 嗨 妈妈 - 玛丽
I've been trying to get you all morning. Is everything okay? 我已经找了你一个早上 你没事吧？
Yeah, I'm fine. Everything's good. Why? 耶 我很好 我没事 为什么这样说？
- You sound a little funny. - Mom, I'm fine. - 你的声音听起来有点奇怪 - 妈妈 我很好
Did you pick up Grandma 's parrots at the airport? 你不是要去飞机场 接奶奶的鹦鹉吗？
Uh, no, it's not a good day. I'll do it Monday, okay? 啊 不 今天不是幸运日 我星期一去 好吗？
Sweetheart, no, no, no, you really need to pick them up today. 甜心 不…… 你今天真的需要去接他们
Right, yeah, okay. I'll go. 好吧 那么 我去
I need you to pick them up right now, as a matter of fact. 我要你现在去接他们
It's Saturday, and the place shuts at 1:00. 今天是星期六 机场一点钟关闭
Right, Mom, I know. Okay. I'll drop everything. I'm going, okay? 好吧 妈妈 我知道 好 我会放下一切事情 我会去 好吗？
Mary, you sure you're okay? 玛丽 你确定你还好吗？
Yeah. 是的
Sorry, it's just... 对不起 只是……
It was a late night. 现在是深夜
All right, sweetheart, I love you. 好 甜心 爱你
Love you, too. 我也爱你
Fuck. 妈的
Five more minutes 只有5分多钟
and these babies were on their way to the tweet-tweet orphanage. 这些宝贝们正在往小鸟教育学院的路上
Nice talking to you, too! 很高兴与你聊天！
Come on, come on, come on. 快点……
- Sorry, my nerves are just a little raw. - Okay, sugar. - 对不起 我的神经有点太敏感了 - 好的 糖糖
Fuck. Come on. 妈的 快点
What's the best way to cover a small dent? 填补凹痕最好的方法是什么？
Make a bigger one, right? Cover the first collision? 把它弄得更大 对吗？ 掩饰原来的凹痕？
Okay, Mary, 好了 玛丽
you're losing it. 你失忆了
You're losing it, okay? 你失忆了 好吗？
You're losing it, okay? Just... 你失忆了 好吗？只是……
Fuck. Okay, just... 该死的 好的 只是……
Stop, Mary, just think. Think, okay? Okay? 停下来 玛丽 回想一下 好吗？好吗？
The trout season officially opened this weekend in Colombo. 科伦波鳟鱼季周末正式开幕
All the old hands will try their luck 所有的老手将会挑战他们的运气
hooking a trophy specimen again this year. 今年将会再次钓起一件奖品
Me? I guess about the only thing I'll catch is the cold. 我？ 我猜我会感冒
Thanks, Julia. Speaking of cold, John, what's the weekend weather forecast? 谢谢 朱丽叶 谈到寒冷 约翰 周末天气情况怎样？
Sadly, the kindergarten teacher was reported missing by his wife Friday night. 糟糕的是 星期五晚上 幼稚园老师的报告 他妻子走失了
I gave him a kiss good night, and the next thing I know, he's gone. 我亲了他一下 互道晚安 接下来的事我知道 他走了
His cell phone, his watch, his shoes are still by the bed. 他的手机 他的手表 他的鞋 仍在床边
Timothy, if you're out there, please come back, please. 提摩西 如果你在外面 请快点回来 求你
I love you. Andy misses you. 我爱你 安迪很想你
We both miss you so, so much. 我们两个非常的相爱
Detectives were canvassing hospitals last night, 探长昨晚在检查医院
providing Mr. Emser's description. 根据安瑟先生的描述
Emser is a well-respected teacher 安瑟是一名值得尊重的好老师
for the past five years at the Colombo Elementary County School. 在科伦波初等学校教书已经有5年了
... little lamb, little lamb ……小羔羊 小羔羊
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow 玛丽有一只小羔羊 它的羊毛像雪一样白
And everywhere that Mary went... 玛丽去的地方……
Hey, where you been, man? You've been raging since last night, huh? 嘿 你一直在那里 老兄？ 你昨晚一直吵个不停 哈？
Why didn't you call me? 你昨晚怎么没打电话给我？
What's wrong with you? What, you got another guy in here? Huh? 你很不对劲哦？ 什么 你又找了个小白脸？ 哈？
Yo, asshole, show your face! 混蛋 快出来让我看看！
You wouldn't be that stupid. 你不会那么蠢
Look at you. 看看你
- What? - Well, you look like shit. - 什么？ - 嗯 你看起来很倒霉哦
What's up with you? 你怎么了？
Nothing. 没事
What do you mean, nothing? I know you. Something's up. What... 什么意思？没事？ 我知道的…… 发生什么事了。那个……
Nothing. 没有发生什么
- Where'd you go last night? - Nowhere, nothing. It's just... - 昨晚你去哪里了？ - 没去哪里 真的没事 只是……
- So you came back home? - Yes, I was at home. - 你回家了吗？ - 是的 我在家
Okay, then why didn't you answer my calls? 好 那么你为什么没接我的电话？
I just... I was just... I was... 我只……我只……我……
- Who were you with? - Stop it. Nothing. - 那个时候你那里还有谁？ - 闭嘴 真的没事
- Okay, so then why didn't you call me? - Nothing! Okay, I killed a man! - 好 那你为什么没打电话给我？ - 没什么事！ 好吧 我杀死了一个人！
All right, well, if it's just that, 好吧 嗯 如果只是这样
I know a great place upstate where we can go and no one will find him. 我知道郊区一个很大地方 我们去那里 没有人会发现他的
I'm not joking. 我没开玩笑
- Not a joke. - Enough, all right? It's not funny anymore. - 不是一个玩笑 - 够了 好吗？ 这一点都不好笑
The schoolteacher, the... 那个学校的老师……
What are you talking about? 你到底在说什么？
The fucking... The schoolteacher! Why aren't you listening? 那个该死的……老师！ 你为什么不听说？
I am listening to you. You're not making any fucking sense. 我正在听 你没做出任何该死的表情
The schoolteacher! His wife is, like, all over the news, 老师！他的妻子好像就是新闻里的那个
like Elmer, Ester, I don't know, just someone! 像艾尔玛一样 艾斯特 我不知道 就是其中的一个人！
You're talking about the guy on TV, 你是说电视上的那个
singing with the kids and the nursery rhymes and shit? 和那些该死的孩子们唱儿歌的那个？
- Huh? - Yes, I... - 哈？ - 是的 我……
I killed him. 我把他杀了
Okay. Okay, cut it out, all right? You know... 好 好 戏演完了 好吗？ 你知道……
What's the matter with you? That's not funny. 你出了什么事？ 那一点都不好玩
I'm not... He was... 我不是……他是……
He was in the garage 他在车库里
and stuck to the car, and I hit him and I... 在汽车旁边 我撞到了他 我……
I killed him. 我把他杀了
You hit him? 你把他撞了？
Look at me. 看着我
You're not fucking around with me, right? 该死的 你没骗我 是吧？
That's some heavy shit, Mary. 事情严重了 玛丽
I killed him. 我把他杀了
All right, just... Just... 好吧 只是……只是……
- I killed him. - Okay, okay, all right. - 我把他杀了 - 好了 好了 好吧
Okay, okay. 行了 行了
- I didn't see him and I killed him. - Okay, all right, all right. - 我没看见他 我把他杀了 - 行了 好吧 没事
- Stop. Stop. Okay, okay. - I killed him! - 停止来 停下来 行了 行了 - 我把他杀了！
- I know, I know. - I killed him. - 我知道 我知道 - 我把他杀了！
- I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. - I know. Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. - 我不是故意的 我不是故意的 - 我知道 好了 没事了
I just... 我只是……
I told him I was gonna help him, and then he just... 我告诉他我会帮助他的 然后他就……
He started attacking me, so I just... I hit him with a golf club. 他开始攻击我 我……我用一根高尔夫球杆敲他头
You hit him with a golf club? 你用一根高尔夫球杆敲他头？
Oh, my God. You're fucking nuts. 噢 我的上帝 你真傻得可以
Don't yell at me. 不要对我大喊大叫
I'm not yelling at you, but I need to know what happened. 我没对你大喊大叫 但是我需要知道发生些什么事情
All right, Mary? You want to know why? 好吧 玛丽？ 你想要知道为什么吗？
'Cause you're gonna need my help. 因为你会需要我的帮助
Trust me on that. 就这样 相信我
I just... 我只是……
I just panicked. 我只是很害怕
He was just lying on the bumper like some 他就那么的躺在保险杆上
demented, dying animal, 疯狂得就像将要死去的动物一样
and he was just screaming at me, and he just... 他对我大喊大叫 他就那样的……
He started to, like, attack me, and he just wouldn't stop, and so, 他开始攻击我 这样 他不停地攻击 他不会停下来的 还有
I just grabbed the first thing I saw and it was a golf club, 我抓住我看见的第一个东西 它是一根高尔夫球杆
and I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. 我说的是真话 我不是故意的
You have to believe me. I did not mean it. I didn't mean it. 你必须相信我 我不是故意的 我不是故意的
Mary, of course I believe you. 玛丽 我当然相信你
Okay? How long have we been going out? Two years, right? 是吗？ 我们交往多久？ 两年了 是吗？
I believe every word that comes out of your mouth, okay? 我相信从你的嘴里出来每句话 好吗？
Okay? 好吗？
All right, so, what, this dude's still in the garage? 好的 那么 这个人还在车库吗？
Mary, if I'm gonna help you, you're gonna have to talk to me, okay? 玛丽 如果要我帮助你 你必须对我说实话 好吗？
I buried him. 我把他给埋了
You buried him? 你把他给埋了？
No, please. You have to understand, I was... I was so scared. I was so... 不 请别这样 你应该理解 我当时……很害怕 我只能那样……
I know I probably should have called the cops, but I didn't... 我知道 也许应该叫警察 但是我没有……
I didn't know what to do. Please, Rick. 我不知道该做什么 求你 瑞克
- Please, just help me, just help me. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - 请帮帮我 请帮帮我 - 好……
Okay, I just need to think, all right? 好的 我需要想想 好吗？
We need a plan. 我们需要有个计划
- What kind of plan? - One that works. - 什么计划？ - 一个像工作那样的计划
Okay? One that we've gotta stick to, and it's gotta be rock solid. 好的 我们没办法不做 而且必须是可靠的
Okay, but what do we do? 好 但是我们怎么做？
Okay, okay. 好的……
No one, nowhere, no how, can know about this, okay? 没有一个人 没有一个地方 没人看见事情发生的经过 是吗？
I know you want to vent right now, but the most important thing you can do 我知道你现在想要发泄 但是你能做的最重要的事情
- is keep your mouth shut. - I don't think I can. - 就是保持缄默 - 我想我做不到
And then we move on one day at a time. 然后我们选择一天来行动
No mouthing off, no loose ends, no haircuts, 不能唱衰 不许草草结束 不要气馁
nothing that brings attention to yourself, Mary, and I mean nothing. 别吓自己 玛丽 我说过会没事的
This will pass, okay? I promise. 会过去的 好吗？ 我保证
This guy will get his 15 minutes of fame and then bam, he ain't shit no more. 那个家伙只会短暂出名然后就销声匿迹 不会长久的
They'll find someone else to talk about. 人们改天就会改谈论别人了
That's the plan. 这就是计划
You on board? 这个计划好吗？
Okay, come here. 好的 过来
You feeling better now? Huh? 你现在感觉好点了没有？ 哈？
Come on. Come on. 来吧……
What? 什么？
I heard something. 我听到什么声音
- What? - Just go check it out. - 什么？ - 快点去看看
- I will, in a sec. Come on. - No, now. - 我等下去 - 不 现在
It's probably not... 可能不是……
Fuck. 妈的
- It's probably nothing. - Just check it. - 也许什么都没有 - 去看一下
Rick? 瑞克
Fucking jerk, you're lucky I didn't stab you with this! 你他妈的混蛋 算你运气好 我没把你刺伤！
Whoa! 喔！
Whoa! Easy there, girl. 喔！ 放轻松 女孩
That would be murder, Mary. 这可能会犯谋杀案耶 玛丽
Oh, fuck off. 哦 该死的
Come on. 拜托
Hey, little fucker, what's up? Huh? 嘿 小杂种 怎么回事？ 哈？
Hey... Jesus! 嘿……天啊！
Little bitch. 小婊子
I'm sorry. 对不起
Just relax, all right? 请放松点 好吗？
Take some of your dad's meds, it'll take the edge off, and just go to bed. 服些你爸爸的药 会让你舒服一点的 然后上床睡觉
- I'll see you later. - Where are you going? - 我等会看你 - 你去哪儿？
I gotta go, Mary. 我必须走了 玛丽
You know, my head is pounding, 你知道的 我有头疼病
I got to be up in, fuck, like, four hours. 我要在4个小时内
You know, I can't think straight. 你知道 我无法直接思考
I gotta get some sleep. 我必须睡会儿觉
So do you, okay? 去睡吧 好吗？
Hello? 你好
Hello? 听见了吗？
Rick? 瑞克
MISSING 想你
- Mary? - Rick, I'm scared. - 玛丽 - 瑞克 我被吓了一跳
- It's 3:30 in the fucking morning. - I can't help it, Rick. They know. - 现在是三点半耶 - 我没有办法 瑞克 他们知道了
There's a flyer. 有张传单
- A flyer? - Yes. It has his face and everything. - 传单？ - 是的 传单上有照片和说明了事情发生的经过
They know. 他们知道
Mary, it's probably just a cop or a volunteer or something, all right? 玛丽 也许只是警察或者是一些义工 还是其他人 好吗？
- That's what they do. - At 3:30 in the morning? - 那是他们做的 - 在三点半做这些吗？
Okay. These guys work around the fucking clock, all right? 好吧 这些人是轮班工作 好吗？
There's probably one under my door right now. 或许现在我门口就有一张
Can't you come over? 你能不能过来？
And do what, huh? 做些事 哈？
What are we gonna do? Sit around and worry? 我们要做什么？ 坐着担心吗？
Trust me, it's only gonna make things worse. 相信我 这只会使事情变得更糟
Listen, Mary, all right? I'm counting on you. 听着 玛丽 好吗？ 我期望着你
You need to calm yourself down. All right, sweetie? 你要使你自己平静下来 好吗 甜心？
Yeah, I know, I know. 是的 我知道 我知道
You're probably thinking, "That's easy for you to say." 你或许正在想 “对你来说那很容易”
Fuck me, right? Yeah, but... 我的天啊 是的 但是……
Look, I'm in this with you now, all right? All the way. 看 我现在和你在一起 对吗？ 一直都是如此
So go take another downer, you know? 继续做下去 你知道了吗？
And if they're fives, take two, 如果他们出布 你就出剪刀
wash it down with some booze and get some sleep. All right? 喝点酒 睡一会儿觉 好吗？
Now, I need you to hold yourself together for the next couple of days, all right? 现在 我要你在今后几天里 好好控制自己的情绪 好吗？
And don't let this flyer thing fuck with your mind, all right? 不要让传单影响你 好吗？
It's just routine. Okay? 这只是例行公事 好吗？
Oh, yeah, and another thing, don't drink and dial, all right? 哦 对了 还有一件事 不要喝酒后打电话 好吗？
That's how you get snared, talking shit on the phone. All right? 不要在电话上面说 好吗？
- Hey. - Thanks. - 嘿 - 谢谢
Hey, there, you children of the night, 嘿 夜晚的孩子们
almost 36 straight hours into the Spaz-a-thon, “笨蛋一族” 将持续近36小时
and I'm feeling like a dead rat slept in my mouth. 我感觉到好像 一只死老鼠睡在我嘴里
It's 3:45 EST. I'm not talking Eastern Standard Time, 现在是东部标准时间三点四十五分 我没说是美国东部标准时间
I'm talking Eddie the Spaz Time. 我是说艾迪笨蛋时间
Step out. （鹦鹉）快走
You scared the shit out of me. 你吓死我了
Step out. Step out. （鹦鹉）快走 快走
Who taught you that? Grandma? 谁教你的？ 奶奶吗？
Smart birds. 好漂亮的鸟
- Mary, don't go crazy. - Crazy. - 玛丽 别发疯 - （鹦鹉）发疯
- Shut up! - Crazy. Crazy. - 闭嘴！ - （鹦鹉）发疯 发疯
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 闭嘴！ 闭嘴！ 闭嘴！
Today, police divers searched the waters of Spring Lake without success 今天 警方潜水员搜寻春季湖 没有斩获
for the kindergarten teacher who mysteriously vanished 神秘消失的幼稚园老师
from his home, late Friday night. 上个星期五晚上 从他的家
Police now believe his fragile mental state may be behind his disappearance. 警方现在相信 他脆弱的心理状态 可能是导致他失踪的原因
Emser was recently diagnosed with bipolar... 安瑟最近被诊断患有躁郁症……
Hear about the two kids who kissed in the fog? 听说过在雾里相吻的两个孩子吗？
They missed. 他们失踪了
Oh, yeah! 哦 耶！
Whoo! Suffering from some serious sleep deprivation here, man, 喔！ 严重失眠 老兄
so don't hold me accountable for my actions. 不要管我
Stepped out of the studio for a little air intake. 走出工作室 呼吸点新鲜空气
Ooh! Tell you, man, it is a real blanket of fog out there. 喔！ 告诉你 老兄 这毯子都有雾了
Fuck! 混蛋！
Fuck. 混蛋
Fuck! 混蛋！
Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. 哦 你竟然敢跟我开这该死的玩笑
- Mary, go back to bed. Fuck. - Rick. - 玛丽 回去睡觉 拜 - 瑞克
- Rick, the blanket. - What blanket? - 瑞克 毯子 - 什么毯子？
The blanket. I wrapped the body in a blanket, 毯子 我把尸体用一条毯子包起来
and if they find that, the fibers... They're gonna be on me in a second. 如果他们找到那种……纤维…… 他们会怀疑在我身上
I'm fucked. Rick! 真该死 瑞克！
- You wrapped him in a blanket? - Yes! - 你用一条毯子把他包起来吗？ - 是的！
That was a dumb thing to do. 你又做了一件蠢事
- You gotta go back there and get it. - No. - 你必须回去那里拿走它 - 不
Uh-uh. No. No. I can't go back there. I can't. 啊哦 不 不 我不能回到那里 我不行
I get it. You want me to go back there with you, right? 我明白 你要我与你一起回到那里 是吗？
Yeah, well, right now I'd rather cut off a nut. 是的 很好 我宁可阉割也不去
Please, Rick. Please. 拜托 瑞克 拜托
- Where? - Okay. Right on Clover Road, - 在那里？ - 好 就在椰林情人路
all the way until you hit the woods. I will be there in 20. 一直往前走 直到你看到树林 我在二十分钟之内到
What? 什么？
- Don't leave me hanging, all right, Mary? - Yeah, I won't. Promise. - 不要离开我的手 好吗 玛丽？ - 好的 我不会 我保证
Fuck. 真该死
Where is he? 他在那里？
Rick, it's me. Where the hell are you? 瑞克 是我 你到底在那里？
I can't believe this. 我不相信
Rick? 瑞克
Come on. Just fucking call. 拜托 给我打个电话
Fuck. 妈的
Rick? Rick? 瑞克 瑞克
Oh, fuck, Rick. Rick! 哦 真该死 瑞克 瑞克！
Rick. 瑞克
This isn't... 这不是……
Rick. 瑞克
Rick, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. 瑞克 对不起 对不起 哦 我的上帝
Hello? 你好
Bloody Mary. 血腥玛丽
Hello? 你好
Who is this? 你是谁？
I'm gonna call the cops. 我要打电话给警察
Mary had a little lamb 玛丽有一只小羔羊
Stop it, please. Just... 停止它 求你……
Little lamb 小羔羊
Stop it. Just stop it. 停下来 停下来
Oh, fuck! 哦 妈的
Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. 血腥玛丽 血腥玛丽 血腥玛丽
Hey, hey! This is full service only. 嘿 嘿！ 这只是所有的服务而已
Hey, fella. 嘿 你这个家伙
Hey, wait a second. 嘿 稍等一下
I know you. 我认识你
Aren't you that teacher on TV? The missing guy? 你不是在电视上那个老师吗？ 那个很想你的家伙？
Emser. 安瑟
Hey, it's okay now. It's okay now. I'll get cops, okay? 嘿 现在好了 现在好了 我叫警察来 好吗？
Tim? Tim? Oh, my God. 提姆？ 提姆？ 哦 我的上帝
Oh, my God. Thank you. 哦 我的上帝 谢谢
Oh my... Jesus Christ. 哦 我……耶稣基督
What happened? Look at you. 怎么回事？ 看看你
I thought you were dead. Oh, my God. 我认为你已经死了 哦 我的上帝
You need to get to a hospital. 你需要被送到到医院去
Tim, do you hear me? 提姆 你听得见吗？
Why don't you let me help you? 你为什么不让我帮助你？
I don't understand. What is going on? 我不明白 发生了什么事？
Why can't you tell me what happened? 你为什么不告诉我发生了什么事？
Please talk to me. 请告诉我
Andy, do not come in here. Go to sleep. 安迪 不要来这里 去睡觉
I'm not sleepy. 我不想睡
Dad, can I stay up, please? Just a little bit longer, I'm not that tired. 爸爸 我能晚点睡吗 拜托？ 只是晚一点 我不困的
Can I go to the garage and get my laser gun? 我能去车库拿我的光线枪吗？
- No. - Daddy said no, now go to bed. - 不行 - 爸爸说不行 现在上床睡觉
- Did you brush your teeth? - Yes. - 你刷牙了吗？ - 刷了
Mom, is Dad gonna be okay? 妈妈 爸爸还好吗？
Yes, honey, now close your eyes. 是的 宝贝 现在闭上你的眼睛
Please, Tim, take your medication. 拜托 提姆 拿药来
Why are you doing this to me? 你为什么对我这样做？
Fuck! 混蛋！
All right, fine, be that way. 好吧 好极了 就这样
It's because you didn't take it, this whole thing happened. 因为你没有想仔细 整个事情就这样就发生了
God damn it. I can't stand it anymore. 讨厌 我无法忍受了
You don't want me to take you to a hospital, you're covered in blood, 你不想要我带你到医院吗？ 你浑身都是血
you disappear from the face of the earth, and you expect me to act normal? 你从地球上消失了 你还期望我冷静吗？
I saw you send the letter to the school. 我看见你把信寄到学校去了
What are you talking about? 你在说什么？
I saw you fucking send it. 我看见你那样做了
Tim, you're imagining all this. 提姆 你想像这一切
It's in your head, Tim. 在你的脑袋里 提姆
What must they be thinking now? 现在他们会怎么想？
That I'm gonna come down there and slash their throats from ear to ear. 我要从他的两只耳朵之间切下去 割掉他们的喉咙
I'll bet that's what they're thinking. 我打赌他们正在那样想
That bitch couldn't kill me. 那婊子不能够杀死我
Kill you? Who? 杀你？ 谁？
That bitch. 那个婊子
I'm calling the police. 我要叫警察来
Andy? Andy, are you in there? 安迪？ 安迪 你在里面吗？
Hello, this is 911 operator. 你好 这是911接线员
Hello? 你好
Are you okay? Hello? 你还好吗？ 喂？
Hello? 喂？
Okay, we're sending the police. 好的 我们交给警方
Mom! 妈妈！
Andy, are you in there? 安迪 你在里面吗？
Oh, my God. 噢 我的天？
Who are you? 你是谁？
My husband did this to you? 我的丈夫对你做的吗？
Thank you. Thank you. Could you please untie me? 谢谢 谢谢 你能帮我解开吗？
- Yeah, yeah. I will. I will. - I'm really hurt. - 是的 是的 我会的 我会的 - 我真的受伤了
- Please, just... It really hurts. It hurts. - Okay, it's all right. - 拜托 只是……真的受伤了 好疼 - 好的 快好了
- All right. Here, here. - Thank you. Thank you. - 好的 这里 这里 - 谢谢 谢谢
You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay. 你会好的 你会好的
My husband, he's not well. It's his head. 我的丈夫 他不太好 他的头部
I'm gonna call the police. 我要打电话给警察
No! 不！
Please. 求你
No, no! Don't! 不 不！ 不要！
Could you hear the bones breaking when you hit me? 当你撞到我时 你能听到骨头断了的声音吗？
Could you? 能吗？
- Could you? - No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - 能吗？ - 没有 对不起 对不起
I'm sorry I didn't see you. I didn't see you. 对不起 我没看见你 我没看见你
- It was an accident? - Yeah. - 它是意外吗？ - 是意外
- It was no accident. - It was. - 它不是意外 - 是意外
- It was. I'm sorry. - You... - 是意外 对不起 - 你……
When you found me in your garage... 当你在你的车库发现我时……
When you found me in your garage, 当你在你的车库发现我时
you stank. You stank. 你好臭 你好臭
I'm sorry. 对不起
You stank like alcohol. 你有酒臭味
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. I'm so sorry. No. 非常抱歉 我不是故意的 非常抱歉 不！
I'm gonna do something really, really bad to you. 我真的想做些事 真的、真的对不起
No, please. 不要 求你了
No! 不！
I'm sorry! Stop it! 对不起！ 住手！
Hail Mary. Say "Hail Mary." 圣母玛丽 说 “圣母玛丽”
Hail Mary. Hail Mary. 圣母玛丽 圣母玛丽
Full of grace... 充满恩宠……
You don't even know it. 你甚至不知道它
You don't even know it! You don't even know it! 你甚至不知道它！ 你甚至不知道它！
Because you don't believe. You don't believe. 因为你不相信 你不相信
You don't believe in anything. 你不相信任何事情
It's time to go. 时间到了
Fuck. 妈的
Son of a bitch. 你这个婊子养的
Get the fuck off me! 给我下去！
Get off me! 给我下去！
Fuck you! 去你的！
Oh, my... 哦 我的……
Fuck you! 去死吧！
WNPC, New Jersey. WNPC 纽泽西
It's 7:00 a.m. on a perky Sunday morning. 星期日早上七点钟 一个充满朝气的早晨
We did it, my little rodents, 我们开始吧 我的小鬼们
the weekend Spaz-a-thon is done. 周末“笨蛋一族”派对结束
History! We made it in one piece, baby! 历史性一刻！ 我们一直在一起 宝贝！
We did it. 我们做到了
Next stop, home, sweet home. 下一站 家 甜蜜的家
You kids out there, Eddie the Super Spaz, signing off. 开玩笑到外面去 艾迪 超级笨蛋 派对结束
Stay out of trouble. 不要惹事生非
Have yourselves a great day. 你们有一个伟大的日子
Excuse me. 打扰一下
Can you take a look at my car? I think the bumper is... 你能看一下我的车吗？ 我觉得保险杆……
Gone? 没救了？
Let me guess. Cell phone? 让我猜猜 可以留下你的电话号码吗？
Can you fix it or do I have to find somebody else? 你能修好它吗 还是我得找别人？
Yeah, I can fix it. If I find the right match, I'll have it ready today. 是的 我可以修好它 如果我能找到 匹配的零件 我今天会将它准备好的
- Come back at 3:00. - Okay. - 三点钟回来 - 好的
Is there somewhere I can wash my hands? 有什么可以洗手的地方吗？
To the left. 在左边
Hey, you okay? 嘿 你还好吧？
We're almost there. 我们已完成了
I don't think I need that bumper anymore. 我想我再也不需要那个保险杆了
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