Justin! 贾斯丁!
Quick,honey,take my picture.I got the pyramid in my hand. 快,亲爱的,快给我照张相.我把金字塔放在手里了.
Justin,you get back here right now! 贾斯丁,快给我回来!
No,stop! 停下!
No,no!Stop him! 停下来!
Wait, wait. 等等.
Hold on.Easy,little boy. 小朋友,别乱来.
Okay,stop,child!Stop right there.No! 快停下来,站在那里别动.不!
No,no,no! Oh. 不!噢!
There he goes. 他掉下去了.
Justin! 贾斯丁!
I got him!I got him! 我要接住他了!
Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered 由于吉萨金子塔发现被盗.
that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen. 导致引发埃及当晚民众的公愤.
and replaced by a giant inflatable replica. 换之取代的是可充气复制品.
There is panic throughout the globe as countries 这在全球引发了恐慌,并导致所有人员.
and citizens try to protect their beloved landmarks. 起来保卫他们挚爱的土地.
Law enforcement still has no leads 司法部门目前并未查明
leaving everyone to wonder 哪个组织应对本次
which of the world's villains is responsible for this heinous crime? 恶性犯罪事件负责.
And where will he strike next? 以及他的下一个目标是?
Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! 冷冻光线!冷冻光线!
Ha Ha Ha~ 哈哈~
Morning, Gru! 早安,格鲁!
How you doing? 最近如何?
Hello, Fred. 早上好,弗莱德
FIY,your dog has been leaving little bones 你的狗老是在我花园里啃骨头
all over my yard and l don't appreciate it. 我不喜欢它这样.
Sorry.You know dogs. 不好意思.你知道的
They go wherever they want to go. 狗喜欢到处乱跑
Unless they're dead. 除非它们死了
l'm joking! 我开玩笑的!
Although, it is true. 虽然这是真的
Anyway, have a good one. 祝你一天愉快
Oh.Okay.Yeah. 厄,好吧
Oh,you've got to be pulling on my leg! 噢,这又是谁啊!
Hello! 你好!
Cookies for sale. 买曲奇饼
Go away. l'm not home. 快走,我不在家
Yes, you are. l heard you. 你在,我听到你了
No, you didn't. This is a recording. 不是,这是录音
No, it isn't. 不,这不是
Yes, it is. 是录音
Watch this. Leave a message, beep. 听着.请留言,哔~~~
Goodbye, recorded message. 再见,录音
Agnes, come on. 阿格蕾丝,走吧
Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit.My muffin. 坏狗!不!坐下!我的松饼
Gru! 格鲁!
Ah!Dr Nefario. 啊!内法里奥博士
I know how you must be feeling.I, too 我知道,你和我一样
have encountered great disappointment,but 都感到非常失望,但是
in my eyes, you will always be 在我眼中,你一直都是
one of the greats. 最棒中的一个
What?What happened? 什么?发生了什么?
It's all over the news!Some fella just stole a pyramid. 全是那个新闻!有个家伙偷了金字塔
They're saying he makes all other villains look lame. 这让其他的帮会都无能像白痴一样
Assemble the minions! 召集弟兄们!
密室? 地下保护伞公司?
冏~~
Minions, assemble! 兄弟们,集合!
Okay. Okay. 好,好（好阔爱）~
Looking good, Kevin! 气色不错,凯文!
How is the family? Good? All right. 家里如何?很好?不错
That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry? 这才是好孩子!怎么了,拉里?
Hello, everybody! 大家好!
Yeah, all right! Simmer down. Simmer down! 好，大家安静!安静!
Thank you, okay. 谢谢~
Now, l realise that you guys probably heard about 现在,我想你们大概都听说了
this other villain who stole the pyramids.Apparently 有其他的帮会偷了金字塔,很明显
it's a big deal. 这是大事件
People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. 大家认为这是本世纪最大的偷窃
But! 但是!
Am l upset? 我感到不安吗?
No, l am not! 不，我不觉得!
A little 有一点
but we have had a pretty good year ourselves 但是,我们曾经也辉煌过
and you guys are all right in my book. 而且你们表现不错
No,no raises! 不,不涨工资!
You're not going to get any raises. 你们工资不会涨
What did we do? 我们都干了什么?
Well,we stole the Times Square Jumbotron! 我们偷了时代广场的大屏幕!
Nice! 太好了!
That's how I roll. 这就是我们的成就
Yeah,you all like watching football on that,huh? 你们都喜欢在那个上看足球赛，对吧?
But that's not all. 但这不是全部
We stole the Statue of Liberty 我们偷了自由女神像
the small one from Las Vegas. 拉斯维加斯最小的一个（冏~~）
And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! 我都不想说这个尔菲尔铁塔!
Also Vegas. 也是维加斯的
Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet 好了,不说这些了
but I have been working on something very big! 但是我又一个非常大的目标!
Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water! 大的让金字塔也变成儿戏!
And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr Nefario. 并且感谢内法里奥博士的帮助
Thank you! 谢谢!
Oh~ There he is.He's styling. 他在那里.看他的造型
Now, we have located a shrink ray in a secret lab 现在,我们发现了一个秘密实验室里的缩小光线枪
and once we take this shrink ray 如果我们偷走了它
we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century. 我们就能创造本世纪最大的犯罪
We are going to steal 我们打算去偷
Wait,wait! 等等,等等!
I haven't told you what it is yet. 我还没告诉你们我的计划
Hey. 嗨
Dave,listen up,please. 大卫,注意听讲
Next,we are going to steal 下面,我们打算偷
pause for effect 你们即将看到
The Moon! 月球!
And once the moon is mine 一旦我得到了月球
the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! 世界会给我任何东西
And I will be the greatest villain of all time! 我将永远成为最强大的罪犯！
That's what I'm talking about. 这就是我的计划
Yes? 喂?
Hello,Gru? I've been crunching some numbers 格鲁,我在琢磨一些数字
and I really don't see how we can afford this. 而且我实在不知道我们要怎么支付这些
It can't be done.I'm not a miracle worker. 这些做不到.我不是万能的
Hey,just relax.I'll just get another loan from the bank. 嘿,放松.我会从银行再贷一笔款的
They love me! 他们爱我!
Edith,stop it! 伊迪丝,别这样!
What?I'm just walking. 怎么?我只是在走路而已
Hi,Miss Hattie.We've back. 嗨,哈蒂小姐.我们回来了
Hello,girls. 嗨,女士们
Anybody come to adopt us while we were out? 我们出去的时候,有人来领养我们吗?
Let me think. 让我想想
No! 没有!
Edith!What did you put on my desk? 伊迪丝!你把什么放在我的桌子上了?
A mud pie. 泥做的派
You're never gonna get adopted,Edith.You know that,don't you? 你们不会被领养了,伊迪丝.你知道的吧?
Yeah, I know. 是,我知道
Good. 好
So,how did it go,girls?Did we meet our quotas? 那今天分配给你们的东西卖的如何?
Em,sorter. 一部分吧
We sold 43 mini-mints,30 choco-swirlies 我们卖了43块薄荷的,30巧克力棒棒糖
and 18 coco-nutties. 和18个水果糖
Okay. 好的
Well,you say that like it's a great sale day. 你说的好像今天买的很好一样
Look at my face! 看着我的脸!
Do you still think it's a great sale day? 你还觉得今天买的很好吗?
18 coco-nutties. 18个水果糖
I think we can do a little better than that,don't you? 我觉得我们能做的更好,不是吗?
Yeah.We wouldn't want to spend the 是.我们不打算周末都呆在
weekend in the Box of Shame,would we?No. 耻辱盒子里吧？都不想?
No,Miss Hattie. 不想,哈蒂小姐
Okay,good.Off you go. 好,很好.走吧
Go clean something of mine. 把自己弄干净
Hi,Penny.Hi,guys. 嗨,潘尼.嗨,大家
Hello,Mom.Sorry,I meant to call,but 喂,妈妈.我本来想给你打电话的,但是
I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. 祝贺你偷了金字塔
That was you,wasn't it? 你干的,不是吗?
Or was it a villain who's actually successful? 或者是另一个成功的大盗?
Just so you know,Mom,I am about to do something 告诉你,妈,我正要去干
that's very,very big,very important. 非常大,非常重要的事
When you hear about it,you're going to be very proud. 你听到以后一定会十分骄傲的
Good luck with that.Okay,I'm out of here. 祝你好运。我挂电话了
这货不是老太太~
Gru to see Mr Perkins. 格鲁要见帕金斯先生
Yes, please have a seat. 好,请坐等片刻
Ma,someday I'm going to go to the moon. 妈,有一天我要上月球
I'm afraid you're too late,Son. 恐怕你太晚了,儿子
NASA isn't sending the monkeys any more. NASA 已经不送猴子上去了
Hey~ 嗨~
I'm applying for a new villain loan.Go by the name of Vector. 我正在申请罪恶贷款.以维克多的名义
It's a mathematical term 这是个数学术语
a quantity represented by an arrow 用箭头代表
with both direction and magnitude. 指向两个方向
Vector!That's me 维克多!就是我
cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. 犯下过无数伟大的罪行
Oh yeah~ 哦耶~
Check out my new weapon.Piranha gun! 看我的新武器.食人鱼强!
Oh yes~ 哦 太好了
Fires live piranhas.Ever seen one before?No,you haven't.I invented it. 威力无穷,没见过吧?绝对没有.我发明的
Do you want a demonstration? 想看看示范?
Shoot!So difficult,sometimes,to get the piranha back inside of my 妈的!有时候很难把食人鱼抓回来
Mr Gru,Mr Perkins will see you now. 格鲁先生,帕金斯先生可以见你了
So, all I need is money from the bank to build a rocket. 我需要钱来造一个火箭
And then,the moon is ours. 然后，月球就是我们的了
Wow 哇
Well, very nice presentation.I'd like to see this shrink ray. 很好的开场白。我想看看这缩小光线
Absolutely!Will do.Soon as I have it. 当然!我拿到以后,就能看到了
You don't have it? 你没有?
And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? 就这样你就敢直接问银行拿钱?
Apparently. 明显的
Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you,Gru? 你有什么资本让这家银行投资你?
With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit. 把你的邪恶计划变成利润
How can I put it?Let's say this apple is you. 怎么说呢?你就像这个苹果
If we don't start getting our money back 如果没我们不能把钱收回来
Get the picture? 明白?
Look, Gru, the point is,there are a lot of new villains out there 听着,格鲁,问题是现在有很多新小偷
younger than you,hungrier than you,younger than you. 比你年轻,贪婪,比你年轻
Like that young fellow out there named Vector.He just stole a pyramid! 例如外面那个叫维克多小子,他就刚刚偷了金字塔!
I've got it.I've got it. 我知道了,我知道了
So,as far as getting money for the rocket 至于我们造火箭的钱
Get the shrink ray,then we'll talk. 拿到缩小光线,我们再谈
Suckers! 升高!
Ah ha~ We got it! 哈~ 我们拿到了!
What? 怎么了?
Hey! Hey! 嘿!嘿!
No,no,no! 不!不!不!
You! 你!
Now,maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! 现在,也许下次你冷冻别人脑袋前要三思啊!
So long,Gru! 就这样吧,格鲁!
Quick!We can't let him get away! 快!我们不能让他跑了!
Up ahead!Up ahead! 前面!前面!
Fire!Fire,now! 开火!快,开火!
You missed me! 没打到!
Come to papa! 到爸爸这里来!
Take that. 接招
How adorable. 多让人敬佩啊
Got you in our sights!Like taking candy from a 锁定你了！就像那糖果
What? 什么?
Ha~ Hey, Gru! 哈~ 嘿,格鲁!
Try this on for size! 试试这个大小!
That's weird. What is going on? 奇怪.发生了什么事?
This is claustrophobic! 这是幽闭恐怖症!
Too small!This is too small for me! 太小了!空间变得太小了!
I hate that guy! 我讨厌那家伙!
and please watch over us,and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep. 并请保佑我们.祝我们能睡个好觉
And bless that while we're sleeping,no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains. 祝我们睡觉时没有虫子从耳朵里爬进大脑然后下蛋
Great.Thanks for that image,Edith. 好,谢谢你想出这个,伊迪丝
And please bless that someone will adopt us soon,and that the mommy and daddy will be nice 然后祝我们早日被领养,继父继母人也不错
and have a pet unicorn. 有个宠物独角兽
Amen. 阿门
Unicorns,I Iove them 独角兽,我爱他们
Uni, uni, unicorns I Iove them 独角,独角,独角兽我爱他们
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维克多的要塞
Good luck,little girls! 祝你们好运,小女孩!
Wow,Cool! 哇,酷!
Hi!We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for girls. 嗨,我们是哈蒂孤儿院的孤儿
I don't care.Beat it! 我不管.滚!
Come on!We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future. 我们在卖曲奇,这样我们能过得更好
Wait,wait!Do you have coco-nutties? 等等,你那里有水果糖吗?
Yeah 有
light bulb. 我有主意了
Dr. Nefario! 内法里奥博士!
Ah? 啊?
I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies! 我要一打伪装成曲奇的机器人!
What? 什么?
Cookies robots! 曲奇机器人!
Who is this? 你是谁?
Cook...Oh,forget it. 曲..噢,算了.
Well,it appears you have cleared our background check 好,似乎您的背景不错.
Dr.Gru. 格鲁医生.
And I see you have made a list of some of your personal achievements. 而且我看到您列出了一些您的个人成就.
Thank you for that.I love reading. 谢谢.我喜欢阅读.
And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor and a knighthood. 我还看到您被授予荣誉勋章和骑士身份.
You had your own cooking show and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds? 您有您自己的厨艺秀而且您能憋气30秒?
It's not that impressive. 这个没什么了不起.
What in the name of... What? 这是什么? 什么?
Well,here's the dealio. 事实上是
Things have been so lonely since my wife 我一直感到孤独
Debbie,passed on. 自从我妻子,戴碧,去世以后.
It's like my heart is a tooth 就像我的心变成了一颗牙齿
and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children 上面蛀的洞只有孩子们能填补.
You are a beautiful woman.Do you speak Spanish? 你长得很漂亮.你说西班牙语吗?
Do I look like I speak Spanish? 我看起来像说西班牙语的吗?
You have a face como un burro. 你的脸真"科莫咕噜".(不懂西班牙语)
Well,thank you! 噢,谢谢!
Anyway,can we proceed with this adoption?So,so excited! 总之,我们可以继续我的收养了吗?我多么,多么兴奋啊!
Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby. 告诉马格,伊迪丝和阿格蕾丝到大厅来.
I bet the mom is beautiful! 我打赌妈妈一定很漂亮!
I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. 我打赌爸爸的眼睛会闪光.
I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears. 我打赌他们的房子里到处都是妙妙熊.
I'm just saying it'd be nice. 我只是说那样很棒.
My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. 我的毛毛虫从不变成蝴蝶.
That's a Cheeto. 那时奇多.
Well,Debbie was a very lucky woman. 戴碧真是个幸运的女人.
Who's Debbie? 谁是戴碧?
Your wife. 你妻子.
Hi,girls. 嗨,姑娘们.
Girls,I want you to meet Mr.Gru. 姑娘们,我想让你们认识下格鲁先生.
He is going to adopt you. 他打算收养你们.
And he's a dentist! 而且他是个牙医!
Hi,I'm Margo.This is Edith. 嗨,我是玛格.这是伊迪丝.
And that's Agnes. 那是阿格雷斯.
I got your leg,I got your leg! 我抓住你的腿了,我抓住你的腿了!
Okay,that is enough,little girl. 好了,姑娘们.
Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it. 放开我的腿.
Higher! 再高点!
Just release your grip. Wow! 放开你的手.哇!
How do you remove them? Is there a command? 我怎么拿开它们?听话点好不?
Some nonstick spray? 要我用除粘喷剂?
Crowbar? 用铁锹?
Okay,girls,let's go. 好吧,姑娘们,走吧.
哈哈~~
Pretty impressive! 真完美!
What are you looking at? 你在看什么?
You got shrunk,tiny mouthwash! 你变小了,小牙刷!
You done been shrunk! 你变小了!
Hello? 喂?
I got the shrink ray,all right. 对,我拿到缩小光线了.
No,I'm not playing with it. 我没玩这光线.
Gru? 格鲁?
Don't make me laugh!No. 别说笑了!不.
P.S:he is not getting the moon 顺便,他拿不到月球的.
and P.P.S.:by the time I'm done with him,he's gonna be begging for mercy. 再顺便,我作了他,让他求我吧.
Okay,bye. 行了,再见.
Look at you,a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby 看你,小马桶,小宝贝
Curse you,tiny toilet! 诅咒你,小马桶!
Okay, here we are.Home sweet home. 好,我们到了.温暖的家.
So,this is,like,your house? 那么,这个,或许是你家?
Wait a sec..You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 等..你就是装作录音的那个人!
No,that was someone else. 不,那是别人.
Can l hold your hand? 我能拉你的手吗?
Er~~No. 厄~ 不.
When we got adopted by a bald guy 如果我们被华人收养了
I thought this'd be more like Annie. 我觉得这个安妮差不了多少.
No,hey! 不,嘿!
Kyle,these are not treats.These are guests. 凯尔,不能这样,这些是客人.
Girls,this is Kyle,my dog. 姑娘们,这是凯尔,我的狗.
Fluffy doggy! 毛茸茸的狗狗!
What kind of dog is that?He is a...I don't know. 那是什么品种的狗?他是..我不知道.
Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 你真的觉得这里适合小朋友?
Cause it's not. 我觉得不是.
No! No! 不!不!
Stay away from there!It's fragile. 远离那个!它很脆弱.
Well,I suppose the plan will work with two. 好吧,我的计划只能两个人完成了.
Hey!It's dark in here. 嘿!这里很黑.
It poked a hole in my juice box. 它在我的饮料盒上扎了个洞.
As you can see,I have provided everything a child might need. 如你们所见,我这里小孩需要的都有.
All right. 好.
Okay.As I was saying...Hey! 好.如果所说...嘿!
Somebody broke that. 别人弄倒的.
Okay,okay.Clearly,we need to set some rules. 好了.明显地,我们要设一些规定.
Rule number one.You will not touch anything. 第一,什么都不能碰.
What about the floor? 那地板呢?
Yes,you may touch the floor. 可以碰地板.
What about the air? 那空气呢?
Yes,you may touch the air! 可以碰空气!
What about this? 那这个呢?
Where did you get that? 你哪里弄到的?
Found it. 找到的.
Okay.Rule number two.You will not bother me while I'm working. 规定二:我工作的时候,你们不能打扰我.
Rule number three. 规定三:
You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 你们不能哭,或者发牢骚或者笑.
or sneeze or burp or fart!So,no,no,no annoying sounds.All right? 或者打喷嚏,打嗝,放屁!所以,不能发出讨厌的声音.好吗?
Does this count as annoying? 这个算打扰吗?
Very! 非常!
I will see you in six hours. 我6小时后见你们.
Okey. 好吧.
Okay,don't worry.Everything's going to be fine. 没关系.一切都会好起来的.
We're gonna be really happy here.Right?Agnes? 我们在这会很开心的.对吧?阿格蕾斯?
Question.What are these? 问题.这些是?
A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! 一打跳舞机器人!动起来!
Look at this.Watch me! 看这些.看我的!
Cookie robots.I said cookie robots. 曲奇机器人.我说曲奇机器人.
Why are you so old? 唉~你怎么这么老?
Okay.I'm on it. 好吧.我承认.
Hello? 有人吗?
TV! 电视!
What is that? 那是什么?
Look at that! 看啊!
That is cool! 太酷了!
Come on! 跟我来!
I don't think he's a dentist. 我觉得他不是个牙医.
We've been working on this for a while. 我们研究这个有一阵子了.
It's a anti-gravity serum. 这是反重力药水.
I meant to close that.He'll be all right,I'm sure. 我的意思是接近反重力.他没事的,我确定.
Do the effects wear off? 效果会慢慢消失吗?
So far,no.No,they don't. 目前为止,不会.不会消失.
And here,of course,is the new weapon you ordered. 然后,这里有你要的新武器.
No..I said dart gun. 我说的是飞镖枪.
not... Okay. 不是..算了.
Oh,yes.Cause I was wondering 哦,是这样.我还在想
under what circumstances would we use this?But,anyway. 什么情况下我们需要这样的武器.反正.
What I really wanted to show you was this. 我真正想给你看的是这些.
Now those are cookie robots! 这才是曲奇机器人!
La,La,La,La I Iove unicorns. 啦啦啦~我喜欢独角兽.
What are you doing here?I told you to stay in the kitchen! 你们在这里做什么?我告诉你们呆在厨房里!
We got bored.What is this place? 那里很无聊啊.这里是什么地方?
Can I drink this? 可以喝吗?
Do you want to explode? 你想爆炸?
Gru! 格鲁!
Get back in the kitchen! 回到厨房里去!
Will you play with us? 你会和我们玩吗?
No! 不会!
Why? 为什么?
Because I'm busy.
Doing what? 忙什么?
Okay,okay,you got me. 好吧.告诉你.
The dentist thing is more of a hobby. 牙医只是我的爱好.
In real life,I am a spy. 我真实身份,是特工.
And it is top secret,and you may not tell anybody,because if you do... 这是最高机密.不要说出去.否则..
What does this do? 这个可以做什么?
Hey! 嘿!
My unicorn! 我的独角兽!
You have to fix it. 你要修好.
Fix it?Look,it has been disintegrated.By definition,it cannot be fixed. 修好?它被分解了.不能修好了.
That's freaking me out.What is she doing? 我要崩溃了.她在做什么?
She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one. 她在憋气.直道拿到一个新的为止.
It is just a toy.Now stop it! 那只是个玩具.快停下来!
Okay,okay!I'll fix it! 好,好!我把它修好!
Tim!Mark!Phil! 蒂姆!马克!希尔!
This is very important.You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy. 这很重要.你们要给小女孩弄个新独角兽.
Hey,hey,hey!A toy! 嘿!一个玩具!
Go,and hurry! 快去!
What are those? 那些是什么?
They are my cousins. 那些是我的表兄弟.
Jerry!Stuart!Watch them,and keep them away from me,please. 杰里!斯图尔特!看着她们,别让她们靠近我.
It was your cousin's idea. 这时你表弟的注意.
Okay,bedtime. 好.去睡觉.
Not you two! 不是你们两个!
Okey-dokey.Beddie-bye.All tucked in.Sweet dreams. 好.再见.做个好梦.
Just so you know,you're never gonna be my dad. 你知道的,你永远不会成为我爸爸.
I think I can live with that. 我觉得那样我才能活.
Are these beds made out of bombs? 这些床是用炸弹做的吗?
Yes,but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. 是,但是这些都太旧了而且也不太可能爆炸.
But try not to toss and turn. 但别在上面打滚.
Will you read us a bedtime story? 你能读个睡前故事吗?
No! 不能!
But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story. 但没有睡前故事我们睡不着.
Well,then it's going to be a long night for you,isn't it? 那就过个漫长的深夜吧.
So,good night,sleep tight,and don't let the bed bugs bite. 好,睡个好觉,别让床上的虫子咬了.
Because there are literally thousands of them. 因为理论上它们有成千上万个.
And there's probably something in your closet. 而且,你们的房间里就可能有什么奇怪的东西
He's just kidding,Agnes. 他开玩笑的,阿格雷丝.
It's beautiful. 好漂亮.
Girls,let's go.Time to deliver the cookies! 姑娘们,是时候去卖曲奇了.
Okay.But first,we're going to dance class. 好.但我们要先去上舞蹈课.
Actually,we're going to have to skip the dance class today. 事实上,我们今天要逃课.
Actually,we can't skip the dance class today. 事实上,我们今天不能逃课.
We have a big recital coming up. 我们今天有一场表演会.
We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. 我们今天要表演天鹅湖.
Yeah,Swan Lake! 对!天鹅湖!
That's fantastic.Wonderful.But we're going to deliver cookies! 这真美妙.但是,我们现在要去送曲奇!
Come on! 快来!
No! 不去!
No? 不去?
We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class. 除非我们去上舞蹈课,否则不去送曲奇.
Really? 真的?
I am not driving you to dance class.So if you want to go,you are going to have to walk yourselves. 我不开车送你们,你们要去就自己走着去吧.
What are you doing? 你们在做什么?
Walking to dance class. 去上舞蹈课.
Ya?Okay, fine.You just keep walking,because I'm really not driving you! 啊?好.你们走着去吧.我真的不开车送你们.
Ok! 好的!
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru! 我要生气了!
Seriously,I'm going to count to three! 说真的我只数到3!
And you had better be in this car!Here we go! 你们做好进车里去!我们现在就要走!
One!Two!three,four and five. 1!2!3.4.和5.
And lift,and stretch.And 1,and 2 然后转身,然后伸展.接着1,2.
Here you go. What is it? 给你. 这是什么?
Your ticket to the dance recital.You are coming,right? 去看舞蹈表演的票.你会去吧?
Of course,of course.I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on. 当然,当然.我屁股钉在椅子上了.
Pinkie promise? 勾手指?
Oh,yes.My pinkie promises. 好,勾手指保证.
All right.Our first customer is a man named Vector. 好.我们的第一个顾客是一个叫维克多的人.
But he's a V. 但他的名字开头是V.
You know,we're supposed to start with the A's.Then we go to the B's.Then we 知道吗,我们应该先从A的开始,然后是B,然后
Yes,yes!I went to kindergarten.I know how the alphabet works! 知道,知道!我上过幼儿园.我知道字母表.
I was just thinking that it might be nice to deliver Mr Vector's first. 我只是觉得,先从维克多先生开始比较好.
Almost over.It's almost over. 一切就要结束了.快结束了.
Girls,welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude! 姑娘们,欢迎回到维克多城堡!
Do you have my cookies for me? 你们准备好曲奇了?
Four boxes of mini-mints,two toffee totes,two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties. 4盒综合,2盒小甜点,2盒苺子卷心酥和15盒椰子的.
Exactly.I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies.Not likely. 很好.我觉得其他人会订的曲奇和我一样多.不像.
Name one person who ordered more cookies than me. 说一个比我订的更多的人.
That'll be $52. 总共52美元.
Right. 好的.
Seven, eight, nine...Tic Tacs! 7,8,9...小意思!
Where was I? Seven, eight, nine... 我数到哪儿?7,8,9..
Why are you wearing pyjamas? 你为什么穿睡衣?
These aren't pyjamas!This is a warm-up suit. 这不是睡衣!这是保暖服.
What are you warming up for? 你为什么要保暖?
Stuff. 工作.
What sort of stuff? 什么工作?
Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. 非常酷的工作.你不明白的.
Like sleeping? 例如睡觉?
They are not pyjamas! 这不是睡衣!
Here you go,52 big ones. 给你,52大钞.
Quiet down,fish! 安静,大鱼!
Down,boy! 下去,大鱼!
We did it!Come on,girls,let's go! 办到了!姑娘们,我们走!
But what about the other people who ordered cookies? 其他订曲奇的人怎么办?
Life is full of disappointments. 生命总是充满失望.
for some people. 尤其是某些人.
Don't do that! 别这样!
Super Silly Fun Land!Can we go?Please! 超级欢乐大陆!我们可以去吗?求你了!
No! 不能!
But we've never been.And it's the funnest place on earth! 但我们从来没去过.那里是地球上最有意思的地方!
Don't care. 想都别想.
Please?We'll never ask for anything else,ever again!Pretty please?Please? 摆脱?我们以后不要其他的了!摆脱?
Come on! 摆脱!
Light bulb. 我有主意了.
Goodbye,have fun. 再见,玩得开心.
Sorry,dude.They can't ride without an adult. 麻烦,兄弟.她们必须由成年人陪同.
What? 什么?
Oh, my gosh!Look at that fluffy unicorn! 天啊!看那个毛茸茸的独角兽!
He's so fluffy,I'm gonna die! 好可爱,我要死了!
You've gotta let us play for it! 你要买下来!
No,no,no. 不,不,不.
Come on! 买吧!
How much for the fluffy unicorn? 这个毛茸茸的独角兽多少钱?
Well,it is not for sale.But all you gotta do to win it is knock down that little spaceship there. 这个是非卖品.不过你打败那个飞船就可以赢得这个奖品.
It's easy! 这很容易!
Again!Wait!Come on.One more time! 再来!等等!再来一次嘛!
Just one more.I accidentally closed my eyes. 就再来一次.我刚才不小心闭眼了.
I hit it!I hit it!That was cool. 打到了!打到了!好酷.
What was that?She hit that.I saw that with my own eyes. 怎么回事?我看到她打到了.
Hey, buddy,let me explain something to you.You see that little tin spaceship? 嘿,老弟,我解释一下.你看到那个小飞船了吗?
You see how it's not knocked over?Do you know what that means, professor? 你看到她没打到那个吧?你知道这什么意思吗,高手?
It means you don't get the unicorn! 这表示你那么不到独角兽!
Somebody's got a frowny face. 有人皱眉头了.
Better luck next time! 祝你下次好运!
Okay,my turn. 好吧,我来.
Knocked over! 打到了!
It's so fluffy! 毛茸茸的!
That was awesome! 这很了不起!
You blew up the whole thing! 你把整个屋子给炸了!
Let's go.Let's try another game! 咱们走.试试别的游戏!
Gru,do you mind if I have a quick word? 格鲁,你不介意我说点东西吧?
Okay,girls,go play. 好吧,孩子们,去玩吧.
I got the shrink ray! 我拿到缩小光线了!
Cotton candy! 棉花糖!
We have 1 2 days until the moon is in optimum position.We can't afford any distractions! 我们还有一两天月亮就到最佳位置了.我们不能分心!
Get me Perkins. 给我接帕金斯.
Sorry to bother you,Mr Perkins,but I figured that you would want to see this! 不好意思,打扰您,帕金斯先生,但我觉得你可能想看看这个!
What? 什么?
Well done,Gru.Rather impressive. 干得好,格鲁.让人难忘.
Now,the rest of the plan is simple. 接下来,剩下的就简单了.
I fly to the moon.I shrink the moon.I grab the moon. 我飞向月球.我缩小月球.我抢到月球.
I sit on the toilet.What? 我坐在马桶上.什么?
Sorry! 不好意思.
Sorry!CouId you excuse me for just one second?I told you not to touch my things. 你能等我一下吗?我告诉过你们不要碰我的东西.
Hey,can we order pizza?Pizza?You just had lunch. 嘿,我们可以订皮萨吗?皮萨?你们刚吃了饭.
Not now,for dinner.Dinner? 不是现在,是晚餐.晚餐?
Sorry about that.Where were we? 不好意思.我们说到哪儿了?
You were sitting on the toilet. 你坐在马桶上.
No, no, no! No, I'm sorry.It was a little attempt at humour. 不,不,不!不好意思.那只是个玩笑.
I know how much you like to laugh. 我知道你有多爱笑.
inside.Now,I was saying.. 在内心.现在,我要说..
You don't seem terribly focused,Gru. 你很不专心,格鲁.
Believe me,I am completely focused. 相信我,我绝对专心.
Hello! What? 你好! 什么?
That guy is huge! 那家伙好大!
What are those?Children? 这些是什么?孩子?
What are you doing?I told you to stay out of here! 你们在做什么?我说过呆在外面!
Mr Gru? 格鲁先生?
As I was saying... 就像我说的...
No need to continue.I've seen quite enough. 没必要继续了.我已经看够了.
But my plan... 但我的计划...
Is a great plan.I Iove everything about your plan,except for one thing. 那很伟大.我喜欢你计划的所有东西.除了一样.
You! 你!
Look,Mom,I drew a picture of me landing on the moon! 看,妈妈,我画了我在月球上的画.
Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! 看,妈,我用通心粉做的火箭模型.
Look,Mom,I made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype! 看,妈,我根据通心粉的原形做出的真火箭.
I don't understand. 我不明白.
Let's face reality, Gru.You've been at this for far too long with far too little success. 面对现实吧,格鲁.你做这行太久,功绩太少.
We're gonna put our faith,our money, into a...Well, a younger villain. 我们打算把信念,钱,放在...另一个更年轻的神偷上.
It's over.Goodbye,Gru. 结束了.再见,格鲁.
Now,I know there have been some rumours going around that the bank is no longer funding us. 现在,我知道有谣言说银行不再资助我们了.
Well,I am here to put those rumours to rest. 我现在来澄清一下.
They are true. 那些都是真的.
In terms of money,we have no money. 至于钱,我们没有了.
So how will we get to the moon?The answer is clear.We won't. 所以我们会去月球吗?答案很明确.不会了.
We are doomed.Now would probably be a good time to look for other employment options. 我们完了.现在,你们最好另某出路吧.
I know.I have fired up my resume as I suggest that all of you do,as well. 我知道.我结束了一切.我也建议你们这样.
What is it? 这是什么?
Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk? 你不知道我在演讲吗?
Yes,we will build our own rocket using this and whatever else we can find! 是的,我们会建造火箭的,用这个和所有我们能找到的!
Grab everything!Hit the junkyards!Take apart the cars!Who needs the bank? 抢走所有东西!突袭汽车废料场!把车卸了!谁需要银行?
Let's go.Let's go! 我们走!
Mom! What are you doing here?And here he is in the bathtub. 妈!你在这里做什么? 他在浴缸里.
Look at his little buns. 看他的小屁股.
And here,he's all dressed up in his Sunday best.He looks like a girl! 这里,他穿这礼拜服. 他看起来像女孩!
Yes,he does.An ugly girl! 是的.像丑姑娘!
Mr.Perkins,your son is here. 帕金斯先生,你的儿子.
Send him in.Hey,Dad. 叫他进来. 嘿,老爸.
Yes,I did,Victor.I am not Victor any more.Victor was my nerd name.Now I am Vector!Sit down! 是的,维克多.哦,我不是维克多了.那个太土了.我是维卡多.坐下!
Do you know where the shrink ray is?Duh!Back at my place. 你知道缩小光线在哪儿? 厄,在我那儿.
Oh,is that right?Back at your place?That's cool.I guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it! 哦?是吗?在你那.很酷啊.我猜格鲁也有一个一样的!
What the... Those girls sold me cookies! 怎么...那些女孩卖了曲奇给我!
Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? 你知道抢月球有多划算吗?
I give you the opportunity of a lifetime,and you just blow it! 我给了你一辈子时间的机会,而你却毁了它!
No,I didn't. 不,我没有.
Oh,really? 噢,真的?
You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon.Squid-launcher! 你只要等格鲁看到我的新武器.鱿鱼枪!
Don't worry.The moon is as good as ours. 别急.月球一定是我们的.
Come on now,it's bedtime.Did you brush your teeth?Let me smell.Let me smell. 好了,该睡觉了.刷牙了吗?让我闻闻.我闻闻.
You did not! 你没有!
Put on your PGs.Hold still.Okay,seriously!Seriously!This is beddie-bye time 穿上睡衣.我说正经的.该睡觉了.
right now.I'm not kidding around.I mean it! 马上.我不是开玩笑的.认真的!
But we're not tired!Well,I am tired. 但我们不累!是,我累了.
Will you read us a bedtime story? 你可以给我们读睡前故事吗?
No. 不.
The physical appearance of the ''please'' makes "请"也没用.
no difference.It is still no,so go to sleep. 还是不行.去睡觉.
But we can't.We're all hyper!And without a bedtime 但是我们还是很兴奋!而且没有睡前故事
story,we'll just keep getting up and bugging you.All night long. 我们还是会醒着然后烦你.一晚上.
All right,all right.Sleepy Kittens.Sleepy Kittens? 好吧.小睡猫.小睡猫?
What are these?Puppets.You use them when you tell the story. 这些是什么?木偶.你用这个讲故事.
let's get this over with.Three little kittens loved to play,they had fun in the sun all day. 就用这个吧.三只爱玩的小猫,它们每天都很开心.
Then their mother came out and said,Time for kittens to go to bed. 然后它们的妈妈出来说,小猫该睡觉了.
Wow! This is garbage.You actually like this? 哇!这真垃圾.你们喜欢看这些?
Keep reading! 继续读嘛!
Three little kittens started to bawl,Mommy,we're not tired at all.Their mother smiled and said with a purr, 三只小猫开始大哭,妈妈,我们一点也不困.妈妈微笑咕噜到
Fine,but at least you should brush your fur. 好,但你们至少要刷毛.
Now you brush the fur. 现在,你刷毛.
This is literature?A 2-year-old could have written this.All right. 这哪是文学?两岁孩子也能写出来.好吧.
Three little kittens with fur all brushed said,We can't sleep,we feel too rushed! 三只小猫耍了毛后说我们还是睡不着.觉得太快了!
Their mother replied,with a voice like silk,Fine 它们妈妈用像丝一样的声音回答道.好
but at least you should drink your milk. 但至少你们要喝牛奶.
Now make them drink the milk. 现在给它们喝牛奶.
I don't like this book.This is going on forever. 我讨厌这本书.没完没了的.
Three little kittens,with milk all gone,rubbed their eyes and started to yawn. 三只小猫喝了牛奶,开始眼睛犯困,并打哈欠.
We can't sleep,we can't even try.Then their mother sang a lullaby. 我们睡不着.然后妈妈就唱摇篮曲给它们.
Good night kittens,close your eyes.Sleep in peace until you rise. 晚安,闭上你们的眼睛.安睡知道醒过来.
Though while you sleep, we are apart,your mommy loves you with all her heart. 你们睡着时,你们还在一起.妈妈全心地爱你们.
The end.Okay,good night. 结束.好,晚安.
Wait! 等等!
What about good night kisses? 晚安前的吻呢?
No,no.There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing. 不.没有吻或者拥抱.
He is not gonna kiss us good night,Agnes. 他不会吻我们的,阿格雷丝.
I like him.He's nice. 我喜欢他.他很棒的.
But scary. 但很可怕.
Like Santa! 像圣诞老人!
Only 48 hours till the launch,and all systems are go. 只剩48小时了,明天午餐后,所有系统都将启动.
About that,I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist. 关于那个,我在想也许我们该天再抢.
Please tell me this is not as a result of the girls'dance recital,is it? 请告诉我这不是因为那些女孩的舞蹈表演会吧?
No,no,no!The recital?Don't...That's stupid!I just think 不是,不,不!表演会?不..那个太傻了!我只是想
it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday. 周六作那个太奇怪了.
I was thinking,maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing,right? 我觉得抢劫应该周二做,不是吗?
Gru, you and I have been working on this for years.It's everything we've dreamed of. 格鲁!你我努力多年了,这一切都是你梦想的.
Your chance to make history,become the man who stole the moon! 偷走月球!在历史上留名.
But these girls are becoming a major distraction! 但这些女孩是你分心的主要原因!
They need to go. 她们必须走.
If you don't do something about it,then I will. 如果你不赶她们,那我来.
I understand. Good. 我明白了. 很好
All right.Now,when we put our cups together,we will make the'clink'sound with our mouths. 好,如果我们乔舌头,我们就能发出清晰的"克里"的音.
Ready?Edith?Clink.There we go.And now we drink. 准备好了?伊迪丝?干杯.然后我们开始喝.
And Agnes?Clink.Very good! 阿格雷丝?干杯.很好!
Excuse me,girls.Come on!Don't worry,I'll be back.Keep clinking. 稍等,姑娘们.摆脱! 别着急,我很快回来.你们继续干杯.
Miss Hattie,what are you doing here? 海蒂女士,你在这座什么?
I'm here for the girls.I received a call that you wanted to return them. 我来接那些女孩.我接到电话说她们想回来.
And also,I did purchase a Spanish dictionary. 还有,我买了本西班牙语字典.
I didn't like what you said.But... 我不喜欢的说过的话. 但是...
I will get the girls ready. 我会让她们准备好的.
Don't let her take us,Mr Gru!Tell her you wanna keep us. 别让她带走我们,格鲁!告诉她你要我们.
All right,girls.Come on,let's go. 好了,姑娘们.我们走了.
Goodbye,Mr Gru.Thanks for everything. 再见,格鲁.谢谢你做的一且.
I did it for your own good.Come on,let's go get that moon. 我这么做是为你好.来,我们去拿到那月球.
What is this for?The recital? 这是什么?表演会?
I am the greatest criminal mind of the century.I don't go to little girls'dance recitals! 我是本世纪最伟大的罪犯.我才不去什么小女孩的表演会!
Opening launch bay doors.Commencing launch sequence. 打开发射窗口.开始倒数.
And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds. 10秒后发射.
Nice work,Doctor.All systems go. 干得好,博士.一切系统正常.
I've got it!I've got the moon!I've got the moon! 我做到了!我得到月球了!
I can make it! 我赶得及!
He's still not here.Why would he come? He gave us up.But he pinkie promised! 他还没来.他为什么要来?他放弃我们了.但他拉手指了.
Girls,girls,places! 姑娘们,站好了!
No,we can't start yet!We're still expecting someone.Can we just wait a few more minutes? 还不行,我们在等某人.我们能在稍等一下吗?
All right.But just a few more minutes. 好吧.就一会儿.
He's not coming,guys. 他不来了,大伙们.
Gru!Gru,can you hear me? 格鲁!你能听到我吗?
Quick,we have to warn him,and fast! 快!我们要警告他,而且要快!
Okay,okay.There's the library.That's Third Street. 好!那是图书馆,那是三号大街.
The dance studio...There!There!There it is! 舞蹈馆...那里,在那里!
Sorry,buddy.Show's over.Over? 不好意思,老弟,表演结束了?
Vector,open up! 开门,维克多!
First give me the moon.Then we'll talk. 先给我月球.我们再谈.
Mr Gru! Zip it,Happy Meal. 格鲁先生! 闭嘴.
Now,the girls.Actually, I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer. 现在放她们走. 事实上,我打算再关她们一段时间.
Listen close,you little punk.When I get in there,you are in for a world of pain! 听着,你个小混蛋.等我进去以后你会很痛苦!
I'm really scared! 我真害怕!
He is gonna kick your butt. 他会揍死你的.
黑客帝国四!!!!!!!!
What?He punched my shark! 什么?他打了我的鲨鱼!
原来金字塔在这里...
There he is! 他在那里!
Hang on,Gru. 坚持住,格鲁.
Vector has the girls.Go! 维克多抓了那些女孩,快追!
What happened to the ship?It's big again!Not as big as the moon is going to be! 我的飞船怎么了?又变大了! 所以月球也马上要变大了!
The larger the mass of an object,the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! 物体越大,缩小光线的效果消失越快!
I call it the Nefario Principle.I just came up with it now,actually. 我叫他内法里奥定理.其实我刚想到的.
Did you see that?Vector!Help!Vector!Over here! 你看到了吗?维克多!快帮忙!这里!
What are you girls doing back there? 你们在后面做什么?
Margo, I will catch you. 玛格,我会接住你的.
And I will never let you go again. 我不会再丢下你了.
Not so fast! 没那么快!
Let me go! 放开我!
I'm coming,Margo.Hang on! 我来了,玛格.坚持住!
I got you. 我抓到你了.
This time,good triumphs,and the moon has been returned to its rightful place in the sky. 这次,好消息,月球又回到了自己在天上的位置.
But once again,law enforcement is baffled,leaving everyone to wonder,who is this mysterious hero? 再一次,法律事实会又困惑了.让每一个人不解,究竟谁是这次的英雄?
And what will he do next? 而且他接下来会做什么?
Okay,girls.Time for bed.Come on!We want a story.Three sleepy kittens! 好了,孩子们.该睡觉了.我们想听故事. 三只小睡猫!
Oh,no!Sorry.That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously. 哦,不.那本书不小心弄没了.
Tonight we are going to read a new book.This one is called One Big Unicorn by... 今晚我们要读新书.这本一个大独角兽...
Who wrote this?Me!l wrote it.Look,it's a puppet book!Here,watch this. 谁写的这个? 是我! 我写的. 看,这是木偶书,看这个.
That's the horn! 这就是独角兽!
This is gonna be the best book ever! 这是最好的书!
Not to pat myself on the back,but,yes,it probably will be.Here we go. 不是我自己吹,但确实,可能是.我们开始吧.
One big unicorn,strong and free thought he was happy as he could be. 一批大独角兽,自由而强壮,但他不再快乐.
Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. 三只小猫来到他身边,让他的生活变得快乐起来.
Hey,that one looks like me! 那看起来像我!
No,what are you talking about?These are kittens!Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental. 你再说什么?这些是猫咪! 和人长得像只是巧合.
They made him laugh.They made him cry. 她们让他笑.让他哭.
He never should have said goodbye. 他不应该说再见.
And now he knows he could never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart 现在他知道了,这三只小猫改变了他的心,他再也离不开她们了.
The End. 结束.
Okay,all right.Good night. 好,晚安.
I love you.I love you,too. 我爱你.我也爱你.
Didn't I get you already? 我不是亲过你了吗?
They're very good!I'm so proud of you,Son.You've turned out to be a great parent! 她们不错!我真为你感到骄傲,儿子.你做了一个好家长!
Just like me. 就像我一样.
Maybe even better. 也许更好.
No,I'm fine.Go ahead. 不,我很好.你们继续.