Frankie：暑假，无法比拟 Frankie: Ah, summer. There's nothing like it.
有生之年最美好的时光 And this was the best one we had in ages.
又或者是因为我们无处可去 Maybe it was 'cause we had nowhere to go.
又或者我们无所事事 Maybe it was 'cause we had nothing to do.
搞不懂，反正是轻松写意的暑假 I don't know. It was just a nice, relaxing summer.
Boss Co.三人协会的休闲活动延伸至园艺修剪 Boss Co. branched out into landscaping.
Brick竟然放下书，找到一个新玩意 Brick actually put down his book and picked up a new hobby.
Sue整个暑假在准备高三生活... Sue spent her summer getting ready for her senior year...
【铅笔刀转动】并把此年命为“苏年” - [pencil sharpener whirs] - A year she dubbed "The Year of Sue."
【铅笔刀转动】 [Pencil sharpener whirs]
[Exhales forcefully]
[Air hisses]
Mike的健身器材摆满屋 Mike WD-40'd everything in the house.
我也最终翻转了床垫 And I finally got around to flipping our mattress.
经过多年折腾，我们终于可以消停下来 Yep. After all these years, we finally got it down.
这才是暑假本来的意义所在 It was summer the way it was meant to be...
感觉美美的，懒懒的 nice and lazy.
感觉这是最长的一个暑假 It felt like the longest summer ever.
【树枝沙沙响】 [Branches rustle]
就想过有东西在这搞着什么 I thought I heard something going on back here.
你们大中午在泳池搞啥？ What are you guys doing in the pool in the middle of the day?
你懂的，享受开学前 Oh, you know, just enjoying the last Friday of summer
最后的暑假 before school starts.
Frankie,本周一就开学啦 Frankie, school started on Monday.
-什么？！什么？！ -Axl: 经典~ - What?! What?! - Axl: Classic.
且慢，怎会这样？ Wait, how could this happen?
为什么没人告诉我家？！ Why didn't anybody tell us?!
在学校网站上有通知 It was posted right on the school website.
顶爆，老妈，你没上网看？！ Oh, my God, mom. You didn't check the website?!
顶咯，为啥不check一下？！ Oh, my God. Why didn't you check the website?!
-密码我老忘记了！ -啊！ - I can never remember my password! - Aah!
本该是俺的“苏年” This was supposed to be The Year of Sue.
【深深呼吸】我错过所有东西 [Breathing heavily] I'm missing everything.
我错过高三第一个周一上课 I missed my first last Monday of my senior year.
错过高三第一个周一上课 I missed my first last Tuesday of my senior year.
-我错过第一... -一周七日鬼都知道 - I missed my first... - We know how a calendar works, Sue.
- 很明显我们还不懂 - 只想指出一点 - Apparently, we don't. - I would just like to point out
我高三第一周没逃课 I didn't get to miss a week of school my senior year.
所有人欠我一周休闲时光 You people owe me a full week of leisure time.
Brick：我呢？！被人称为“怪儿童”本来就不好受 Brick: What about me?! It's hard enough being the weird kid.
这次旷课一周，怪儿童的昵称逃不了了 Try being the weird kid who shows up a week late.
【咕噜咕噜】旷课一周 [Gurgling] Week late.
好了，听着，还有半天时间去上课 All right. Listen. We can still make part of the day.
走起，走起，同志们。Alx，滚粗 Come on. Come on, people. Axl, get out of the way.
哎！老板拿健身器当梯子！ Ugh! Dad WD-40'd the ladder!
嘿 Hey.
跟老头子玩两盘 Take another shot at the old man
趁你还没开学？ before you head back to school?
-你还没开学，是吧？ -还没，但你的开了 - Your school didn't start already, did it? - No, but yours did,
因为我Axl大爷会狠狠地 'cause you just got into the school of Axl
将你打得屎滚尿流 where you'll be majoring in getting your butt kicked
夹着尾巴逃得远远的 with a minor in humiliation.
呃哦！ Uh-oh!
- [Chuckles] - [Ball bouncing]
暑假末才来开街区（盖球）舞会，会不会迟了点？ ‘Little late in the summer for a block party, isn't it?
-去捡球 - [Chuckles] - Go.
Mike不是那种 Mike wasn't the kind of dad
什么都让孩子赢的老爸 who'd let his kids win at anything.
-Mike：7比0 - [Ball clattering] - Mike: 7-0.
这叫完败，朋友 That's called a skunk, my friend.
嘿，笨笨，我赢了，见到没？ Hey, dummy, I win. See?
这里 Right here.
这就是为什么会如此奇怪当... Which is why it was so strange when...
[Ball bouncing]
顶咯 Oh, my God.
我做到了，我击败老爸 I did it. I beat my dad.
我打篮球打过了老爸 I just beat my dad in basketball!
-你 - [Laughs] - You won one game.
将猴子放打字机前面打字 （牛屎运这东西总会偶然发生） Put a monkey in front of a typewriter,
它最终会打出一行字 he'll eventually type a sentence.
猴子打得这行字就是 Well, the sentence that monkey typed was
“我打篮球打过了老爸” [inhales deeply] "I beat my dad at basketball!"
-别得意这么早！ - [Laughs] - Keep your pants on.
-再来一局 -行，跟你再玩一局 - Let's go again. - All right. I'll play you again.
但想你明白如果... But I want you to know if...
或者说，我再打败你后 or should I say when I beat you again,
我会低调点 I will be the perfect gentleman.
老子站朗玛峰之巅了！ I'm the king of the world!
呜！ Whoo!
【键盘声】“Frankie1234”（账户名） [Keyboard clacking] "Frankie1234."
【叹气】 [Sighs]
“Colinfirth”（密码） "Colinfirth."
Hmm【舌头声】 Hmm. [Clicks tongue]
“Mrs. Frankiefirth？” （奇葩的密码） "Mrs. Frankiefirth?"
密码正确！要记下好了 Yes! I should write that down.
-呃，娜，能记住不用抄了 【叹气】 - Eh. Nah, I'll remember. - [Sighs]
有生之年最难熬的一天 That was the longest day of my life.
讽刺的是，今天我只上了47分钟课 Which is ironic, seeing as I was only there for 47 minutes.
噢，可怜，什么事了？ Oh, no. What happened?
因为前四天没上课 Well, because I missed the first four days of school,
我根本不懂在学什么 I have no idea what we're studying,
更死的是，跟我坐后排的那帮 and neither do the assorted ne'er-do-wells
儿童都是无心向学的饭桶 who share the back row with me.
而上体育课我要穿的服装不是 My options for gym shorts
过大就是过小 were either adult large or a youth extra-small.
噢，还有我还要在学校 戏剧中扮希特勒 Oh, and I have to play Hitler in the school play.
Brick，知你开学不那么理想 Listen, Brick, I know you didn't get off to the best start,
但你应该向你姐学一下 but you should take a lesson from your sister.
当事情处在最困难时期， When things are the toughest,
你就得保持积极思考 that's when you got to stay positive.
【大声呻吟】“苏年”搞砸了！ [Groans loudly] The Year of Sue is ruined!
我错过所有事 I missed everything.
错过所有协会的报名 I missed all the sign-ups for all the committees.
错过高级图像处理课 I missed the senior panoramic picture.
错过为新生 I missed the candlelight ceremony
点亮蜡烛的典礼 where the seniors light the candles for the juniors.
错过“备战高三动员会”与 “高三鸡血动员会” I missed the senior pep rally and the senior spirit rally,
我知这两个会大同小异， 但他们是不一样的 and I know those sound like the same thing, but they are not.
宝贝，我知情况不太理想 Honey, I know it's not an ideal situation.
且慢，你还没听到最坏部分 Oh, no. And you haven't even heard the worst of it.
-还有？ -Christine Feltkelner， - I haven't? - Christine Feltkelner,
毕业班最后另一个戴牙套的 the only other person in the senior class with braces,
暑假也把牙套拿掉了 got her braces off over the summer,
这让我成了全校唯一 which makes me the only senior in the whole school
还戴牙套的 who still has braces.
别告诉我是唯一的 And don't tell me if I am the only one,
这让我成了奇葩 that is what makes me special.
外婆给做的留绒穗牛仔裤让我已经很奇葩 That worked with the Terry-cloth pants grandma made me,
但戴牙套不能让我奇葩 but not with this.
Sue，我知你不能将它脱掉 Sue, I know it seems like you're never gonna get them off,
而我也不能 and I don't get it, either.
我感觉很好 They look perfect to me.
但只要坚持一下，你很快就能 But you just have to hang in there. You're so close.
是吗？是吗？ Am I? Am I?
因为每次去看Niler医生， Because every time I go to Dr. Niller,
他总说,“再过三个月” he says, "three more months."
三月去，他又说：“再过三个月” I go in March, and he says, "three more months."
六月，“再过三个月” I go in June, and he says, "three more months."
九月，“再过三个月” I go in September, and he says, "three more months."
看到没？我都圈上日期 See? Look, I circled it on the calendar.
你有这闲情圈日历， While you were circling things on the calendar,
干嘛不圈一圈开学日期 maybe you could have circled the first day of school.
【弄东西声响】 -Axl：Brick - [Objects rattling] - Axl: [Muffled] Brick!
我整周在踢足球，上课 I got one week off between football and classes.
需要足够的睡眠 I'm trying to get some sleep.
你有三套衬衫 You own three shirts.
选上一套，然后滚蛋 Pick one and hit the road.
抱歉，只是 Sorry. It's just
做初一生比我想象中更难搞 seventh grade is a little more challenging than I thought it'd be.
顶，我不关心 Oh, my God. I don't care.
为什么你老跟着我？ Why are you trying to get close to me?
我死了，老兄，去凉快吧！ I'm gone, man. Move on!
同学越来越成熟 My classmates are definitely getting more mature.
男生跟女生开始坐一起 Boys are sitting with girls now.
在储物室见到有个 家伙长胡子了 There's a kid in the locker room with a beard.
如果我不装装X，我就太落后 If I don't act, I could get left behind,
我在深挖，甚至挖到 灵魂深处 so I dug deep and really did some soul searching,
终于悟出了问题之所在 and I figured out what my problem is.
我需要一个新背包 I need a new backpack.
啊-哈 Uh-huh.
现在用着“Shaq-will”欧尼尔牌 I'm using my "Shaq-will" O'Neal one,
根据上体育课一个家伙 and according to a guy on a sports team,
他已经不开始用了， 所以我也要换了 he's not even playing anymore. So I'm changing it up.
今年Brick会有新玩法 It's a whole new Brick this year.
全新的Brick会戴... And the new Brick carries...
一个邮包 A messenger bag.
你的第一封信...没人会留心 Here's your first message... no one cares.
噢-吼，我想会有的 Oh-ho, I think they will.
想象，邮包的魅力在于 See, the beauty of a messenger bag
你能随心情做出调整 is you can adjust it to your mood.
左背，右背，经过肩膀， 经过胸部 Left, right, over the shoulder, over the chest.
Hmm.
或者微调就好 Maybe with just a slight adjustment.
我想今年流行这个戴法 I think this is how they're wearing it these days.
Niller医生：我司尊贵客户 Dr. Niller: There's my star patient.
你好吗，Sue？ How you doing, Sue?
还行，除了... Pretty good, except...
妈也来了，好吗？ And there's mom. How's mom doing?
-好，我看看 - Well... - Okay. Let's take a look.
张开 Open for me.
还不错 Uh-huh. Looks very good.
-我认真的 - Uh-huh. - No, I mean it.
正是我今天想看到的情况 This is exactly what I've been hoping to see today.
切牙最后都归正了 The incisors are finally in the right place,
前磨牙归位得很漂亮 the premolars are rotated beautifully.
我已经戴了很久橡胶牙套。 [Muffled] Well, I have been wearing my rubber bands.
得告诉你了，Sue I've got to tell you, Sue,
这正是我们等待已久的 this is precisely what we've been waiting for.
只有一事要说 There's only one thing left to say.
-三个月后见 - [Squealing] - I'll see you in three months.
[Screeches]
不 No.
-不？ -不 - No? - No.
不需再等了 No more months.
我支持你观点，但已经足够了 You know, I've been on your side, but enough is enough.
看着她。看着这幅牙样 Look at her. Look at this bite.
Niller医生，这幅牙样还有问题吗？ What is wrong with this bite, Dr. Niller? Hmm?
这些牙齿很好了！ These teeth are perfect!
肉眼看是很好 They may look good to the naked eye,
-但更久一点地拧住牙... -不，不需再拧住牙 - but with a few more tweaks... - No. No more tweaks.
都拧了八年牙了 It's been eight years, for God's sakes.
终归你得说一次 There comes a time when you have to say,
“蛋糕烘好了”，需要取出烤箱了 "the cake is done," and take it out of the oven.
理解你的抓狂 I know you're frustrated,
但牙根还是很松散的 but the bone is just a little spongy.
海绵骨而已 Spongy bone.
告诉你什么是“海绵的”...你的银行账户 I'll tell you what's spongy... your bank account,
因为你在吸干我们的钱 'cause it's sucking up all our money.
别以为我们不知道你买的近湖豪宅 And don't think we don't know about the lake house you bought,
因为都有记录的 'cause it was in the paper.
下次，可能，当你上了头条就不这么吹了 Maybe next time, you don't brag about it on the front page.
我懂这会闹情绪的 I know this is an emotional time,
但是，Sue，你这情况很难搞 but, Sue, you're a very difficult case.
你前磨牙长错方向 Your premolars were literally facing the wrong direction.
她上颚长了一颗牙 She had a tooth growing out of the roof of her mouth!
是教科书上说得牙齿异常生长 She's in a book of dental abnormalities!
你懂她该进什么书吗？ You know what book she should be in?
指南书，因为她戴牙套 The Guinness book, because she's had braces longer
时间史上最久 than any human being in history.
放过我们吧，Niller医生 你的任务完成了 Let us go, Dr. Niller. Your work here is done.
而且我懂，因为我上过6.5个月 And I know because I went to six and a half months
牙科助理课程 of dental-assistant school,
旷过请过一些课和假， 但校方很仁慈 give or take a few absences, but they were excused.
今年是“苏年” This is The Year of Sue,
不是三个月后的 and it's not starting in three months.
现在就是 It's starting now.
Sue Heck需要下一城! Sue Heck needs a win.
搞不懂信差如何做到的 I don't know how messengers do it.
[Whistles]
- Okay. - Hey.
-嘿，你们去哪爽了？ -看牙科 - Hey. Where were you guys? - Orthodontist.
Mike：结果如何？ Mike: Yeah? How did it go?
[Humming]
[Squealing]
-Mike：哇哈哈~ - Whoo-hoo! - Mike: Look at that!
她看起来行吧？ Doesn't she look great?
- Hey, hey! - Wow!
-同志们，都在盯着我 - Oh, my God. Wow! - Guys, you're staring at me.
抱歉，但上一次见你没戴牙套 Sorry, but the last time I saw you without braces,
是你9岁那年。 你现在漂亮极了 you were 9 years old. You're just so beautiful.
别这样说，老爸， 还是那个Sue嘛 Oh, dad. [Chuckles] I'm just the same old Sue.
本想给你个下马威，但哥屈服了 I'm trying to think of an insult, and I-I can't.
好了。扔开你们要吃的 Okay. Throw out whatever you got for dinner,
因为我们要搞个特别餐来庆祝 'cause we are having a special meal to celebrate.
我们给Sue买了Sue想吃的... We got whatever Sue wanted...
太妃糖，焦糖，焦糖果糖，软糖 Taffy, caramel, caramel apples, jelly beans.
玉米麻花糖，玉米糖果 Oh, kettle corn, candy corn,
当然还少不了bit-o-honey糖 and last but not least [Singsong voice] bit-o-honey.
而且记住，你的吃点植物类的 And remember, you got to have some greens,
因此所有人要吃Jolly Rancher so everybody take a jolly rancher.
[Laughs]
这些食品不是让你戴回牙套吗？ Did they let you keep the braces?
什么？理性的问题而已 What? It's a legitimate question.
Sue,
告诉大家车上你说了什么？ why don't you tell everybody what you told me in the car?
在我拿掉牙套之前 [Normal voice] Mm! Well, before I got my braces off,
我还没勇气去竞选 I would have never had the nerve to run for this office.
顶炸！玉米汁液好棒！ Holy crap! Kettle corn is amazing!
但我真觉得好事情正朝我走来 But I really feel like things are going my way,
因为“苏年”正在回归 and since The Year of Sue is back on track,
我决定了要竞逐... I have decided to run for...
(会议、法庭等处的)警卫官 Sergeant at arms!
更像是“靓牙妹警官”！ More like sergeant of pretty teeth!
有完没完啊！ It can't be done!
这个好吗？所有东西都装下了... Isn't this great? It fits everything...
我的书，运动服 my books, my gym clothes,
还有昨晚吃剩的糖果 some candy from last night's dinner,
万一发型乱了可以用的风筒 a hairdryer in case someone gives me a swirly.
[Sighs]
老妈，觉得如何？我行吧？ So, what do you think, mom? Did I nail it?
-很好 - Yeah, it's fine. - Yep.
这包太配我了 It's the perfect bag for me.
[Squealing]
嘿！雄起！走起！ Hey! Come on! Let's go!
我得带着喜悦上学！ [Singsong voice] I got to get this to school!
Sue知当她回到学校 Sue knew when she got to school
所有人会留意到她没戴牙套 everyone would notice she got her braces off,
但是，以防万一他们没留意... but just in case they didn't...
我没戴牙套了！ I got my braces off! [Chuckles]
嘿，我没戴牙套了！ Hey, I just got my braces off.
我没戴牙套了！ I got my braces off.
狂欢吧，同志们！她美爆了！ Soak it in, people. She's gorgeous!
[Laughs]
-走起！ - [TV chatter] - Let's go.
你确定要这样做？ You sure you want to do this?
你已经输我三次 I already beat you three times.
是，而我会赢你300回合 Yeah, and I beat you 300 times.
屁股滚出沙发 [Sighs] Off the couch.
这样，别想偏了 Look [Scoffs] don't take this the wrong way,
但这已经没什么乐趣了 but it's not that fun anymore.
运动不在于有趣与否 Sports aren't about fun.
在于决出胜负 They're about having a clear winner.
走起 - [TV shuts off] - Let's go.
[Grunts]
[Groans]
-你没事吧？ -嗯，没事 - You all right? - Yeah. Fine.
要歇一下吗？ Do you want to stop?
为啥要歇呢？ Why would I want to stop?
因为你刚才痛苦得像要生 'Cause you just made a noise like you were having a baby.
别忘了我们在决斗！ What are we doing here?
我们在听声还是打篮球呢？ Are we tracking each other's noises or are we playing basketball?
老板，如果想歇，我会告诉别人你赢的 Dad, if you want to stop, I'll just tell people you beat me.
你要跟他们说的是 That's what you're gonna have to tell them,
我会打败你 'cause I'm gonna beat you.
又死了 Damn it.
【翻箱倒柜中】 [Objects rattling]
Brick！你可以睡了吗？ Brick! Will you please go to bed?
我还要睡到明天中午? I have to be up by noon tomorrow.
意下如何?小时候老妈背我的包 What do you think? Mom carried me in this.
其实是Ferguson的孩子,但是... Well, actually, it was the Fergusons' baby, but...
我可以从伸腿的洞里拿零食 I can access my snacks through the leg holes.
你不是用吉他盒吗？ I thought you were using the guitar case.
用吉他盒出现了一些状况 Actually, there was a slight snag with the guitar case.
[Yawning] Hey, Brick.
[Clears throat]
我想今天我伤了老爸 I think I broke dad today.
有注意到他动作慢下来了吗？ Have you noticed he's been, like, slowing down a little lately?
不太清楚 Hmm. I don't know.
我意思是 I mean,
现在他一坐下来，更唠叨了 he does seem to moan more when he sits down.
上周，他给我加零用钱 And last week, he increased my allowance
我给他系鞋带了 so I would tie his shoes.
[Inhales sharply]
早几天，第一次打篮球赢了他 I beat him for the first time in basketball the other day,
还有，感觉很好 and, uh, it felt so good.
但随后再赢两城后 But then I beat him two more times,
就不这么好了 and it didn't feel as good.
会不会觉得奇怪？ Do you think that's weird?
知你对我爱理不理 I know you don't pay that much attention to me,
但我是运动白痴 but I'm not really a sports person.
Brick，无关体育问题 [Scoffs] It's not just a sports thing, Brick.
我没意什么都赢过老爸 I-I'm not supposed to beat dad at anything.
为什么？ Why?
因为老爸就是老爸 'Cause dad's dad.
给我感觉总是那么有力量之类 He's like, you know, all powerful and stuff.
这样为什么你不让他赢呢？ So why don't you just let him win?
因为如果让他赢 Well, 'cause if I let him win,
会给他感觉我不好意思赢他 he'll think I feel sorry for him,
他会感觉更差 and he'll feel even worse.
如果跟他打，得全力玩 If I'm gonna play him, I got to try my hardest,
如果全力玩，又会赢他，看到没 and if I try my hardest, I will beat him. See,
这就是我的强大与内心的冲突 this is where my awesomeness works against me.
我不会太担心这些 I wouldn't worry about it too much.
这是自然法则使然 It's the natural order of things.
啥意思？ What do you mean?
成年后发展会走下坡 [Sighs] Adults are supposed to slow down.
我们终究会接替他们位置 We were put here on earth to replace them.
你接替老爸，Sue接替老妈 You replace dad, Sue replaces mom,
因我是一个意外，不用接替任何人 and since I was a mistake, I don't replace anybody.
我自由选择我的生活 I'm free to live my life as I choose.
因此，Sue不用戴牙套的第一天最后一晚 So, the night of Sue's last first day without braces...
意思是第二次（9岁那次）最后一天 I mean her second last first day...
都说不正了 I can't keep it straight.
但事情本就不会向好方面发展 But things couldn't have been going better.
我想它们以后会变好一点的 Well, I guess they could have been going a little better.
老妈，可以说两句吗？ [Muffled] Mom, can I have a word with you?
现在有点忙，Sue，能等会嘛？ Little hectic right now, Sue. Can it wait?
不能，我想该现在谈 No, I think we should talk right now.
好的，什么事？ [Sighs] Okay. What is it?
[Gasps]
天呀 Oh, my God.
发生什么事？ What happened?!
不知道，不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
牙齿在移位 Things are shifting, mom.
开始一颗，现在变成两颗 It started with one tooth, and now it's two.
Niller医生说得对 Dr. Niller was right.
我还不到时间拿下牙套 I wasn't ready to get my braces off.
我是有海绵牙 I do have spongy bones!
-我该怎么办？ -好的，给我想一想 - What am I gonna do? - Okay. All right. Give me a second.
我需要思考 I got to think.
我不能这样去上课 I can't go to school like this.
我不能！ I can't!
冷静，Sue。没这么严重 Calm down, Sue. It's not that bad.
什么没这么严重？涡~！ What's not that bad? Whoa!
你觉得如何？ Can you tell?
你有三颗牙歪了 You got three teeth going all over the place.
3颗？！ Three?!
Frankie，发生什么事了？ Frankie, what the hell is going on?
为什么Niller医生如果知道 还没好，怎么还要拿掉？ Why did Niller take them off if he knew she wasn't ready?
他建议的吗？！ Wh... he recommended this?!
是被推荐的！ Recommended-ish.
是疯了吗！ This is nuts!
这家伙用我们钱在湖边建了洋房 The guy's building a lake house with our money,
而我们女儿却落此下场？ and our daughter ends up like this?
我要去跟他死过~ I'm going down there.
-你不能冲动 -为什么不能？ - You can't. - Why can't I?
是老妈逼他这样做的！ Mom forced him to take them off!
什么？！ What?!
（他）被强迫的 Forced-ish.
Niller医生说我牙床松软 Dr. Niller said that my bones are spongy
这样还需要等多三个月 so I was gonna have to wait another three months,
然后老妈冲了他几句， 所以他照办了 and then mom yelled at him, so he took them off anyway.
我在尝试让你过“苏年” Well, I was trying to get you your Year of Sue.
这回好了，每个人都吃果 Oh, sure, everybody wants their year,
却没人想去摘 but nobody wants to get their hands dirty.
你们能静一下吗？ Could you guys keep it down?
我还要连续睡6个小时 I'm not getting up for another six hours.
Whoa.
你的牙什么事了？ What's happening to your mouth?
你有，看起来，有四颗牙歪了 You got, like, four teeth going all over the place.
四颗？！ Four?!
顶咯，杯具~ Oh, my God. This is a nightmare.
我不能给警卫官吻别了 I can just kiss sergeant at arms goodbye.
这张嘴肯定不行啦 Not with that mouth you can't.
补鸭！落井下石的我回来了！ Boo-yah! I'm back, baby.
-我想不通啊 - Whoo! - I just don't get it.
本该是我的“苏年”！ This was supposed to be The Year of Sue!
你知吗，Sue？或许该停止标签化事情 You know what, Sue? Maybe stop labeling things.
或者只是静候事情发生 然后再做定夺 Maybe just see what happens, and then give it a name.
很好的家教，老妈 这样事怎么会发生？ Nice parenting, mom. How did this even happen?
你不是上过牙科课程吗？ I thought you went to dental school.
只上过6个月 I only went for six months,
还逃过很多课，懂了吗？ and I missed a lot of days, all right?
这样，同志们 Okay, people.
我需要弄清楚这背包 I really need help figuring out this backpack situation.
不是时候，Brick。我们在 集中火力在Sue身上了 Not now, Brick. We're focusing all our attention on Sue.
为什么？ Why?
Whoa.
希望他不再收我们医药费 I hope he's not gonna charge us to do the whole thing again.
这样下去迟早破产。 看她这样子 It's gonna put us in the poor house. Look at her.
里面像是进行拆迁工程 It's like a demolition derby going on in there.
她6年内都要跟牙套做朋友 She's gonna have braces on for six more years.
-婚礼那天都要戴着了 -什么？！ - She'll have them on at her wedding. - What?!
带他上法国钟楼，然后就搞定了 Just move her to a bell tower in Paris and call it a day.
-不好意思？ - [Air hisses] - Hello?
没人注意我呢 No one's concentrating on me.
我需要帮忙 I need help here.
初一是影响一个人发展 Seventh grade is a very formative year.
昨天，一个家伙给我一个 Yesterday, I was offered something
投石器的东东 by a guy called a stoner.
没人在乎你那白痴背包，Brick！ Nobody cares about your stupid backpack, Brick!
老妈，是你的错。 是你给我错误建议 This is your fault, mom. You gave me bad advice.
你说吉他盒行的 You said the guitar case was fine.
Brick，你做我儿子多久了？ How long have you been my kid, Brick?
我说“行”，意思是我没去留意 You should know when I say "fine" I'm not paying attention.
Sue：Darrin明天回来 Sue: Darrin's coming back tomorrow,
而我这样的牙齿 and I didn't even get to kiss him
更加吻不到他 with my straight teeth.
Sue，会没事的 Sue, everything's gonna be fine,
这里没“我没留意”的意思 and not the "I'm not listening" fine,
我们会想办法的 the "we'll figure it out" fine.
难以置信还在说这个话题 Oh, I can't believe we're still talking about this!
很清楚了，上帝要她丑 God clearly wants her to be ugly.
为什么我们要违抗他旨意？ Why are we fighting his plan?
- Mike. - Axl.
没有，你们懂吗？Axl说得对 No. You know what? Axl's right.
很清楚了，宇宙尝试告诉我一些东西 Clearly, the universe is trying to tell me something.
无论我做什么，都不会成 Whenever I try to do anything, it gets undone.
而我知受挫后恢复原状，但是或许我不该 And I know I always bounce back, but maybe I shouldn't.
或者宇宙在给信号要我放弃 Maybe the universe is sending me a message to give up!
短信已收，宇宙大人！ Well, message received, universe!
懂了！ Got it!
- [Sighs] - [Door slams]
好，她没事了 Okay, she's fine.
现在，回到我背包的事情上 Now, about my backpack situation.
在避我吗？ Sneaking out on me?
来，再来一场比赛 Let's go. One more game.
我真的不能 I really can't.
什么事？害怕我？ What's wrong? You afraid of me?
[Grunts]
Bill：嘿，同志们！ Bill: Hey, guys!
Hi, Bill.
嘿，今天在清理车库 Hey, I was cleaning out my garage today
才记得忘了还充气筒 and realized I never returned your ball pump.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
嘿，这位是我侄子，A.J. Hey, this is my nephew, A.J.
他过来探访我们几天 He's up visiting us for a few days.
嘿，A.J. 我儿子，Axl Hey, A.J. here's my son Axl.
看起来你们在玩球！ Looks like you guys are playing some hoops!
来个2对2，怎么样？ How about a little, uh, two on two?
哦，我刚好正想搓一下Alx Oh, well, I was just about to kick Axl's butt,
但想想可以等等 but I guess that can wait.
[Grunts]
好球，老爸！ Nice shot, dad!
好的 [Panting] All right.
Ooh. Hey!
Ah!
-这两分志在必得 - [Clapping] - That's two for the good guys.
对，他们或者在这接替我们 Yep, they may be here to replace us,
但等上他们这样 but until they do,
我们不妨拼了老骨头送他们上位 we might as well hitch our old, rusty wagons to their stars.
好球，Axl！ Good shot, Axl!
上，Axl！ Go get it, Axl!
嘿！漂亮！ Hey! Nice job!
[Grunts]
- Yes! - Oh-ho!
好样的，Axl Attaboy, Axl.
Hey.
这才像打球！ That's the ballgame.
Whew!
你们还想来一局吗，或者... You guys want to play again, or...
难道你们没气力了吗? Do you not have three minutes?
[Laughter]
你们父子今天厉害 [Panting] You guys were good today.
要回去重新回血才行 I think we're gonna go home and lick our wounds.
下次 Later.
好极了 Ooh. That was awesome.
我们完胜他们 We totally destroyed those guys.
单单是我，还是Bill也退步了？ Is it just me, or has Bill lost a step?
不，他动作快，你更快 Oh, no, he's quick. You're quicker.
可能你转向那一下，他膝盖伤了 I think you might have broken his ankle on that crossover.
[Chuckles]
你本可以盖他帽子，有三次都可以 Hey, you must have picked his pocket like three times.
对，我猜是 Yeah, I guess.
你懂的 You know,
那个动作的关键在于 the key to that move is,
-假动作骗他们到右边 - you got to shade 'em to the right. - Oh.
有留意到了吗？ Yeah. Did you notice that?
没有，你有空得教教我 Yeah, no, you got to teach me that sometime.
行 All right.
Sue，听说出了状况 Sue, heard we had a little problem.
有一点移位了 There may have been some slight shifting.
相信不会太坏 I'm sure it's not that bad.
让我看看 Let's take a little look, here.
Whoa.
Sue，想你明白这根本 不是为了证明我赢了 Sue, I want you to know that this is not a victory for me.
尽管我外母说过的 Despite what my mother-in-law says,
不会因为我正确，就沾沾自喜 I don't enjoy being right.
但你在奥森不会成为 最优秀牙科医生 But you don't become the best ortho in Orson
如在一群牙腔病人面前 不知道你的立场 without knowing your way around a set of chompers.
因此，让我看看能干点什么 So, let's see what we can do here.
-你懂吗？ -我懂，我懂 - You know what? - I know, I know.
我得戴回牙套 I have to get my braces back on.
尽管做就好，我罪有应得 Just go ahead and do it. I deserve it.
实际上，我要说的是 Actually, what I was going to say was
或者能够处理好这个 I think I might be able to take care of this
而根本不需戴回牙套 without putting braces back on at all.
真的吗？！ Really?!
问你些问题 Let me ask you something.
戴“牙齿固位体”一年如何？ what would you say to wearing a retainer for a year?
名副其实的“苏年”？ A Year of Sue?
一个月后，Sue真的当上警卫官 And a month later, Sue did win sergeant at arms.
升国旗，行注目礼 Please rise and face the flag.
脱帽子 Remove all hats.
[Clears throat]
我对着国旗保证效忠... I pledge allegiance to the flag...
或者是因为她拿掉了牙套 Maybe it was because she got her braces off.
或者她真得开始认可自己 Or maybe she really was coming into her own.
我们无从得知 I guess we'll never know.
但万事万物在变化中 But things were changing.
或者这会成为... Maybe it really was gonna be...
...人人公正 ...“苏年” - ... and justice for all. - ... The Year of Sue.
顶爆，Sue。我们带你出去庆祝 Damn it, Sue. We try to take you out to celebrate,
却最后却沦落垃圾堆 we end up in a dumpster.
谁这么白痴把牙齿固体位放纸巾上？ Who the hell puts their retainer in a napkin?
都说了不好意思了 I'm sorry! I said I'm sorry.
你们可以走，我自己找就好 You guys go. I'll... I'll find it myself.
好主意 Good idea.
我们给她盖盖子，送她去垃圾场 Let's just close the lid and let 'em take her to the dump.
现在成了城市问题 City's problem now.
-等一下 -你找到了吗？ - Wiat a minute. - Did you find it?
不是，但我想找到解决背包问题的答案 No. But I think I found the answer for all my backpacks problems.
-意下如何？ -行 - What do you think? - It's fine.
-找到了！呸！ - Found it! Phew! - Whoo!
不是我的！ Yep, not mine!
Eww.