嘿 Hey!
我在跟你说话，过来一下 l'm talking to you, come over here.
- 你能等一下吗？ - 当然可以 - Can you hold it for a minute? - Sure, gladly.
你真漂亮 How beautiful you are!
- 好点了吗？ - 还没 - Better now? - Not really.
曾经在威斯特伐利亚 雷腾-特朗克男爵的城堡里... There was once in Westphalia in the castle of Baron Thunder-ten-Tronckh...
......一个年轻人 天性赋予了他非常温和的性格 ... a young man whom nature had endowed with a very gentle character.
他善良、明智、单纯 He was good, judicious and simple.
你可以从他的眼睛里读出他的灵魂 You could read his soul in his eyes.
也许这就是他们叫他坎迪德的原因。 Maybe that's why they called him Candide.
从那时起，他就成了康迪德。 And he's been Candide ever since.
再见 Bye!
男爵夫人虽然只有350磅... The Baroness, though she weighed a mere 350 lbs...
......却散发着一种高贵的气质 让她看起来更加魁梧可敬 ... radiated a dignity that made her seem even stouter and more respectable.
男爵喜欢美食 The Baron loved good food...
- 还是个业余天文学家 - 爱笑 - ... and was an amateur astronomer. - Laugh!
每个人都被他的轶事逗笑了，而这些轶事每个人都烂熟于心... Everyone laughed at his anecdotes which everybody knew by heart...
......大家都叫他 "阁下"。 ... and they called him,''Monsignor''.
潘格洛斯是城堡里的预言家 Pangloss, the preceptor, was the castle soothsayer.
他是个杰出的哲学家，他总是能很好地证明... Brilliant philosopher that he was, he could always ably demonstrate...
世界上没有无缘无故的结果 ... that there was no effect without cause in the world...
......一切总是美好的、完美的 ... that everything is always fine, perfect...
......我们生活在最美好的世界里。 ... and that we live in the best of all possible worlds.
男爵和男爵夫人有个女儿，名叫库内贡达。 The Baron and the Baroness had a daughter called Cunegonda.
她的一言一行、所思所想都是那么天真无邪...... The sublime innocence of everything she said, thought and did...
让她变得更加可爱和漂亮 ... made her even more adorable and pretty...
大自然赋予她的...... ... and it wasn't by chance that nature had bestowed...
她的手上有一个玫瑰胎记 ... a rose-shaped birthmark on her hand.
今天，我们将一如既往地享用最好的美食... And today, as always, we'll have the best of all possible meals...
......这些都是我们用最好的方式赚来的 ... that we have all earned in the best of all possible ways.
事实上，事情不可能有什么不同 lndeed it is a fact that things can't be any different to what they actually are.
既然万事万物的产生都是有原因的... Since everything is created for a reason...
......那么一切都会朝着最好的方向发展。 ... it follows that everything tends towards the best end.
例如，鼻子就是为了装眼镜而生的...... Note for example that noses were made to hold glasses...
......所以眼镜存在。 ... and therefore glasses exist.
以猪为例。 Take pigs, for example.
有多少猪存在？ How many pigs exist?
大量的猪被创造出来...... A great number of them was created...
......它们唯一的用途就是被吃掉，而事实上我们也吃了它们。 ... whose only scope is to be eaten, and in fact we eat them.
那么鸟呢？ And the birds?
生活在天空中的鸟儿又是为了什么呢？ What are the birds for, who live in the sky...
......不过是为了给像我们这样的生物带来食物和欢乐吧？ ... but to give food and joy to creatures like us, huh?
因此，我们的宴会因这些长着羽毛的生物而丰富多彩。 Therefore our banquets are enriched by these feathered creatures.
因此，学者、哲学家和政治家... Consequently, scholars, philosophers and politicians...
......他们暗示这个世界一切都好...... ... who insinuate that all is well with the world...
......告诉了我们一个可怕的谎言。 ... have told us a terrible lie.
他们应该说... They should have said instead...
......一切都是最好的...... ... that everything is always for the best...
......在最美好的世界里。 ... in the best of all possible worlds.
好极了好极了好极了 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
下巴... Jaws...
......是用来磨碎食物的 所以食物存在 ... are made to grind food and therefore food exists.
胃是用来填饱的 所以我们从不让它空着 The stomach is made to be filled and so we never leave it empty.
肠子是用来排空的...... Bowels are made to be evacuated...
......因此，我们从不让肠子空着。 ... and thus we never leave them full.
填满肠子的东西是为了滋养大地... That which fills the bowels is made to nourish the earth...
......这样它就能为我们带来新的花果。 ... so it can delight us with fruit and flowers anew.
康迪德 Candide...
......之后我们能在花园里见面吗？ ... can we meet in the garden afterwards?
我想让你看看我的玫瑰 l want to show you my roses.
一切都很完美 因为它是圆的 Everything is perfect because it is round.
因为世界是圆的 所以世间万物都是美好的 Everything is fine in this world because the world is round.
天空是圆的 连太阳也是圆的 The sky is round, even the sun itself is round.
是的，圆的...为什么？为什么？ Yes, round... Why? Well...
太阳也是圆的是的，圆的... Even the sun is round. Yes, round...
为什么？ Why?
为什么？ Why...?
为什么太阳是圆的？ Why is the sun round?
太阳之所以是圆的 是因为一种叫做圆周率的东西 The sun is round on account of something called circumference.
没有什么比这个宏伟的球体更圆了 Nothing is rounder than this magnificent sphere.
圆圆的 Round and around!
圆... Round...
圆 Round...
树干的灵魂也是圆的 Trunks too, have a round soul.
圆圆 Round! Round!
树被创造出来... And trees were created...
......让圆圆的农家女靠着 ... for round peasant girls to lean against.
而潘格拉斯就是为了这些树而生的 And Pangloss was made to use these trees.
或者更妙的是，摘下它们美味的果实 那是圆的 Or better still, to pluck their delicious fruit, which is round!
圆圆的......圆圆的又圆又可爱 So round... round... Lovely and round.
又圆又绕 Round and around.
小心点 Careful!
你在看哪里？ Where are you looking?
- 没有啊 - 小心，库内冈达 - No! - Careful, Cunegonda.
天啊，我要掉下去了 Oh, my God! l'm falling!
到我这儿来卫兵和仆人到我这来到我这儿来 Come to me! Guards and servants to me! To me!
她不该这么做她不该这样对我 She shouldn't have done it! She shouldn't have done it to me!
卫兵和仆人到我这来到我这儿来 Guards and servants to me! Come to me!
快来为我报仇 Quick! Avenge me!
跟我来快，快点 Follow me! Quickly, hurry up!
杀了叛徒！ Death to the traitor!
杀了叛徒！ Kill the traitor!
复仇！报仇！ Revenge! Revenge!
抓住他把他拉出来拉他出来 Grab him! Pull him out! Pull him out!
叛徒血流成河血流成河！ The traitor! Blood will flow! Blood!
血流成河血流成河！ A river of blood! Gallons and gallons of blood!
- 拉住我拉住我 - 是的 是的 我的男爵 - Hold me back! Hold me back! - Yes, yes, my Baron!
- 她真可耻她真可耻 - 坏女孩坏女孩坏女孩 - Shame on her! Shame on her! - Bad girl! Bad girl! Bad girl!
让我挥舞宝剑 Let me brandish a sword!
以剑而生，以剑而死 He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword!
- 不发发慈悲吧 - 闭嘴，你这狗东西 - No! Have mercy! - Shut up, you dog!
为什么？原谅我 Why? Forgive me!
打她屁股真丢人这个畜生 Spank her! What a shame! That animal!
肮脏的罪人打她屁股打她屁股！ The filthy sinner! Spank her! Spank her!
- 坎迪德！坎迪德 - 库内冈达 - Candide! Candide! - Cunegonda!
库内冈达 Cunegonda!
- 你怎么敢罪犯！ - 康迪德 - How did you dare! Criminal! - Candide!
库内刚达 Cunegonda!
- 康迪德 - 库内刚达 - Candide! - Cunegonda!
背叛了我的信任 Betraying my trust!
侵犯了这朵美德之花 这朵曾经的美德之花 Violating this flower of virtue, this former flower of virtue!
库内冈达 Cunegonda!
从现在起，你要用你的汗水赚取你的面包。 From now on you shall earn your bread by the sweat of your brow！ From now on you shall earn your bread by the sweat of your brow!
滚开！滚开！ Away with you! Away with you!
你被驱逐了！ You're banished! l abjure you!
你再也不能在我的餐桌上吃饭了 You will no longer eat at my table!
滚！ Be gone!
就这样，康迪德，被赶出了雷电城堡... Thus Candide, kicked out of the castle of Thunder-ten-Tronckh...
因为他胆敢向美丽的库内冈达示爱 ... for having dared to show his love for the beautiful Cunegonda...
......伤心地踏上了被抛弃的流亡之路。 ... set out, sad and forsaken, in exile.
"哦，潘格洛斯主人"，可怜的孩子自言自语道... ''Oh, Master Pangloss'', the poor boy said to himself...
..."'你为什么教我这是最好的世界？ ... ''why did you teach me that this is the best of all possible worlds...
......一切都是有原因的--... ... and that everything was created for a reason -
......所有可能的原因中最好的原因--... ... the best of all possible reasons -
......如果我被创造的原因是被人一脚踢开屁股？ ... if the reason for which l was created is to be driven off with a kick in the arse?''
- 双倍 - 一 二 一 二 One, two.一 二 - On the double! - One, two. One, two.
快走膝盖抬起来 Quick march! Knees up!
步调一致，你们这些落伍者 ln step, you laggards!
挺胸收腹 Chest out, stomach in!
快点，快点 Come on, come on!
列队！散开 Form up! Break ranks!
站起来，白痴 On your feet, idiots!
立正！稍息立正！稍息 Attention! At ease! Attention! At ease!
看看那个 Now look at that!
那家伙比五尺五寸还高 That guy there is taller than five feet five inches!
靠近点，我们马上让你入伍 Come closer, we'll enlist you at once.
过来，过来 Come along, come along.
我们这桌非常荣幸... Our table would be terribly honored...
......如果我的主人愿意和我们一起填饱肚子的话 ... if my lord would care to stuff his guts with us.
你很友好，也很慷慨 但幸运的是，我手头宽裕 You are very friendly and charitable, but luckily l'm well supplied with cash.
如果您允许我招待您... lf you'd allow me to treat you...
我们什么时候会让一个五英尺五英寸高的人 给我们治病呢？ And whenever would we allow a man of five feet five inches to treat us, huh?
你有五英尺五英寸高吧，大人？ You're five feet five inches tall, aren't you, my lord?
当然，先生们 Sure, gentlemen!
看，我告诉过你们 See, l told you.
给你面包等一下 Here, you've got bread. Wait!
现在，还得配点东西 And now, something to go with it.
和我们一起填饱肚子吧吃吧 Stuff your guts with us! Eat up!
继续吃 Go on!
你怕什么？吃吧 What are you afraid of? Eat!
别退缩别客气，吃吧 Don't hang back. Don't stand on ceremony, eat!
- 好好样的 - 吃！ - Good! Bravo! - Eat.
- 吃吧 - 填饱肚子 - Eat! - Fill your guts!
给你的骨头加点肉 Put some flesh on your bones!
填饱肚子，祝你健康 Fill up, to your best health!
- 还要喝 - 来吧，喝 - Drink as well. - Come on, drink!
喝一点 Drink a little!
一 二 一 二 One, two.一 二 一 二 One, two.一 二一，二... One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two...
你在看什么？吃啊吃 What are you staring at? Eat! Eat!
前进，你们这些无赖撕！撕！ Forward, you scoundrels! Tear! Tear it!
- 拔牙，伸舌头 - 来啊用牙咬 - Teeth out, tongues in! - Come on! Get your teeth into it!
撕！撕！撕！ Tear away! Tear! Tear!
用你的牙齿牙齿牙齿，牙齿，牙齿 Use your teeth! Teeth! Teeth, teeth, teeth!
炮击队准备 Battering brigade! Ready!
用你们的脑袋 笨蛋下一个 Use your heads, idiots! Next!
用力，你们这些娘娘腔 Harder, you sissies!
突破... Break...
.. 分开 ... away!
耳朵下巴 Ear! Jaw!
下巴！髋关节 Jaw! Hip!
下巴用力 Jaw! Harder!
瞄准！ Aim!
扔！ Throw!
- 吃饱了吗？ - 感觉好点了吗？ - So, are you full up? - You feel better?
好点了 Yes.
- 我现在只需要休息一下 - 休息？ - All l need now is a little rest. - Rest?
休息？ Rest?
- 那你就没有奉献 - 是的，先生们 - Then you're not devoted! - Oh yes, gentlemen!
我忠于库内冈达小姐 l'm devoted to the damsel Cunegonda.
那么你对保加利亚国王不忠？ So you're not devoted to the King of Bulgaria?
是的现在站起来 Oh yes! Well now, on your feet!
举杯举杯！ Raise your glass! Come on!
预备！预备！ Ready! Ready!
保加利亚国王万岁最高贵的国王 Long live the King of Bulgaria! The noblest of kings!
保加利亚国王万岁！ Long live the King of Bulgaria!
- 保加利亚国王万岁！ - 国王万岁 - Long live the King of Bulgaria! - Long live the King!
国王万岁 Long live the King!
太棒了 Bravo!
从现在起学会爱保加利亚国王 From now on learn to love the King of Bulgaria!
前进... 小跑你们这些娘娘腔 Forward... trot! You sissies!
跳！跳！ Jump! Jump!
- 胸板 - 胸板 - Breast plate. - Breast plate.
- 胸板 - 绑腿 - Breast plate. - Legging.
- 绑腿 - 绑腿 - Legging. - Legging.
- 腹甲 - 腹甲 - Abdominal armour. - Abdominal armour.
- 腹甲 - 护膝 - Abdominal armour. - Knee piece.
- 护膝 - 护膝 - Knee piece. - Knee piece.
- 护臀板 - 护臀板 - Buttock plate. - Buttock plate.
- 护臀板 - 背盾 - Buttock plate. - Back shield.
- 背盾 - 背盾 - Back shield. - Back shield.
- 腹股沟盾牌 - 腹股沟护板 - Groin shield. - Groin shield.
- 裆盾 - 头盔 - Groin shield. - Helmet.
- 头盔 - 头盔 - Helmet. - Helmet.
确保大人你一动不动 Make sure, my lord, you don't move.
很好 就这样 Very good, just like that.
背挺直 头抬起 胳膊伸出来 Back straight, head up... arm out.
手臂伸直再来一下就一会儿 Very good. A little more. Just a moment.
就这样轻敲 Just like that. Tap!
好极了 Perfect！太完美了 Perfect! Perfect!
现在完全吻合了 Now it's a perfect fit.
- 密码 - 战争是美丽的 - Password! - War is beautiful!
进入 Enter.
醒醒 Wake up!
志愿兵，长官 A volunteer, sir.
一袋土豆 A sack of potatoes.
他会飞吗？他飞过吗？ Can he fly? Has he ever flown?
- 还没有，长官 - 还等什么？ - Not yet, sir. - What are you waiting for?
来吧，你们这些小丑 把他招进空军吧 Come on, you clowns, enlist him in the Air Force.
- 我想重新组织第四飞行队 - 请允许我，长官... - l want to re-organize the 4th flight. - Please allow me, sir...
- 这一定是个误会 - 什么误会？什么误会？ - There must be a misunderstanding! - Shut up! What misunderstanding?
- 当兵的一说话就闭嘴 - 停下，停下 - A soldier shuts up when he's spoken to! - Stop, stop.
是，大统领 Yes, Grand lnquisitor!
- 让他说 - 父亲，我出生在威斯特伐利亚 - Let him speak. - Father, l was born in Westphalia.
我从未被教导过战争和暴力的方式. l was never taught the ways of war and violence.
你确定他是个男人？看看他 Are you sure he's a man? Check him out.
他是，指挥官 He is, commander!
你是怎么来到这个泪谷的？ How did you come to this valley of tears?
我冒犯了男爵 他把我赶出了城堡 l offended the Baron, who kicked me out of the castle.
你冒犯了你的主人？ You offended your lord?
这是最严重的罪过 That's the worst of sins.
你必须弥补 You must make amends.
每场战争都是得罪领主的忏悔之举 Every war is an act of contrition for offended lords.
去吧，我祝福你 Go, l bless you.
- 但是父亲 - 安静 - But father! - Silence!
快点，笨蛋 Hurry up, dolts.
把他带到只有风声的地方 Take him to where only the wind speaks.
去4号斜坡 To ramp number 4.
把他交给第一个找到的自由妈妈 And hand him over to the first free mama you find.
给你在这等着 Here you are. Wait here.
把他治好，妈妈动作快点 Fix him up, mother. And be quick about it.
站直了 Stand up straight.
我可怜可爱的小鸡鸡 Oh my poor, lovely, little willy.
很漂亮，不是吗？ Beautiful, isn't it?
- 我们该怎么办？ - 为保加利亚国王而死 - What do we have to do? - Die, for the King of the Bulgarians.
为什么？ Why?
因为它没用 Because it's useless.
在最美好的世界里 没用的东西难道不是最美的吗？ And aren't useless things the most beautiful things in the best of all possible worlds?
你是谁？ Who are you?
不 不是这个 No... Not this.
我是个英雄 l'm a hero.
我爱荣耀，你呢？ l love glory, do you?
我爱库内冈达 l love Cunegonda.
我不认识她，但如果你真的爱她 你会死得很开心的 l don't know her, but if you really love her, you'll be happy to die.
我们所爱的总是理想 What we love is always the ideal.
- 为理想而死是美好的 - 为了理想 - And it's beautiful to die for an ideal! - For an ideal!
准备好了吗？我们飞吧 Are you ready? Let's fly.
和我们一起飞飞翔很美 Fly with us. Flying is beautiful.
- 太美了 - 不 不 跟妈妈在一起 No！不，留在妈妈身边 - So beautiful. - No! No, stay with your mama!
留下来 Stay！留下来 Stay！留下来留下来，我的儿子 Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay, my son!
我在飞...飞... ..！ l'm flying... Flying...!
保加利亚人的历史 第一卷 History of the Bulgarians, Volume l.
没有什么比我们光荣的军队 更壮丽，更灵活，更机敏了 There was nothing so splendid, so nimble, so adroit as our glorious army.
机关枪和大炮形成了如此美妙的和谐... Organs and cannons formed a harmony of such beauty...
......你在地狱里也找不到这样的东西。 ... you wouldn't find its like in Hell.
冲锋胜利属于我们 Charge! Victory is ours!
可以吗？ Was that alright?
开火 Fire.
我说''火''！ l said ''fire''!
首先，一万个灵魂以最好的方式得到了解放 To begin with, 10,000 souls were liberated in the best way possible.
然后炮火从最好的世界... Then cannon fire removed from the best of all possible worlds...
......另一万名英雄... ... another 10,000 heroes...
......他们使世界变得更加美好，总共有两万人，然后是三万人...... ... who had ennobled its surface, for a total of 20,000, then 30,000...
... 200,000...
...一百万 ... 1 million.
你在受苦吗？ Are you suffering?
你看不见吗？ Can't you see?
我要死了 l'm dying.
太美了 lt's beautiful.
死亡是......美丽的。 Dying is... beautiful.
一颗金牙 A gold tooth!
可爱，美丽，漂亮 Lovely, beautiful, beautiful!
- 不，她死了，可怜的家伙 - 怎么了？ - No, she's dead, the poor thing! - What?
你见过活的吗？ Have you seen any living ones around?
没有，别说了 No, stop!
混蛋！混蛋！ Bastard! Bastard!
潘格拉斯主人 Master Pangloss!
你为什么要骗我？这就是最好的世界？ Why did you lie to me? So this is the best of all possible worlds?
- 混蛋！混蛋！混蛋！ - 当然... - Bastard! Bastard! Bastard! - Sure...
一切都是最好的更好的是 Everything is for the best. Better still:
一切都是最好的结果 Everything turns out in the best possible way.
哦，主人哦，潘格洛斯 Oh, Master! Oh, Pangloss!
- 潘格洛斯 - 康迪德 - Pangloss! - Candide!
- 库内冈达，她在哪儿？在哪儿？ - 冷静点等一下 - Cunegonda, where is she? Where? - Calm down! Just a minute.
你没看见吗？ Can't you see?
你让我掉了一只耳朵 You made me drop an ear.
鼻子也差点掉了 And nearly my nose.
- 库内冈达，她怎么样了？ But Cunegonda, how is she? - 一切都好，我的孩子 - But Cunegonda, how is she? - Everything's fine, my boy.
甚至非常好 Excellent, even!
你走后，那些恶魔来了 烧掉了一切... After you left, those demons came along, burned down everything...
还强奸了库内冈达127次 ... and raped Cunegonda 127 times, to be precise.
- 哦，不！ - Oh, no! - Oh, yes.
然后他们把她开膛破肚 把男爵的头打成两半 Then they disembowelled her, they smashed the Baron's head in two...
把可怜的男爵夫人碎尸十四块 ... and cut the poor Baroness up in 14 pieces.
- 库内冈达被强奸了126次... - 七次 - Cunegonda was raped 126 times... - Seven.
27...
可怜的男爵被劈成两半 可怜的男爵夫人被劈成14块 The poor Baron in two, the poor Baroness in 14 bits...
还有你，潘格洛斯博士 ... and you, Doctor Pangloss...
......沦落到这步田地 ... reduced to this awful state...
- 都是为了世间的仇恨 - 不，不是为了仇恨是为了爱 - ... all for the hatred in the world. - No, not for hatred. For love.
- 为了爱？ - 为了爱 - For love? - For love.
如此崇高的事业怎么会产生如此恶劣的影响？ How could such a noble cause have such an abominable effect?
让我们从头开始 Let's begin at the beginning.
很简单 lt's all very simple.
你还记得帕奎特吗 男爵夫人的女仆... Do you remember Paquette, the Baronesses maid...
- ...我经常品尝她的美味？ - 记得 - ... whose graces l often savoured? - Yes.
还有那诱人的乳房？ With those delectable mammaries?
但她得了梅毒这世上谁没有过错呢？ But she had syphilis. But who's without fault in this world?
她从一个修道士那里染上的 又从一个公爵夫人那里染上的 She caught it from a friar, who contracted it from a dowager duchess...
......又从一个公证人和一个耶稣会士那里染上的 可怜的人儿... ... who got it both from a notary and a Jesuit, who, poor thing...
从克里斯托弗-哥伦布船上的一个水手那里染上的 ... caught it from a sailor on one of Christopher Columbus' ships.
你还说一切都是最好的？ And you still say that everything's been the best?
当然了，孩子因为没有梅毒... But of course, my boy! Because without syphilis...
没有梅毒 我们就不会有美国 ... without syphilis we wouldn't have had America.
没有美国，我们就不会有马铃薯 西红柿和胭脂虫 Without America we wouldn't have potatoes or tomatoes or cochineal.
而且，如果没有梅毒 我也不会... Furthermore, without syphilis l would never have been graced...
.....也不会有这张令人讨厌的脸 那些恶魔会把我... ... with this repellent face either, and those demons would have cut me...
至少会把我切成四块... ... in at least four pieces...
而不是一看到我就吓得屁滚尿流 ... instead of running off, scared to death at the sight of me.
不，不，不，不，不... No, no, no, no, no...
因此，如你所见 梅毒保护了哲学家 Consequently, as you can see, syphilis protects the philosopher.
况且这只是个人的痛苦 我一直教导你... Moreover it's but an individual affliction, and l always taught you...
......个人的疾病有助于集体的利益 ... that the individual ill contributes to the collective benefit.
够了 Enough!
如果我没理解错的话... lf l understand you correctly...
我们相信他们的主人不相信原罪 ... we are led to believe their lordships don't believe in original sin.
不... 是的，裁判官大人. No... Yes, my lord lnquisitor.
如果你确信一切都是最好的. lf you're so sure that all is for the best...
......你就不会相信罪恶或惩罚. ... you can't believe in sin or punishment.
请原谅，阁下. l beg your pardon, Eminence...
即使是原罪和惩罚 也是最好的世界的一部分 ... even original sin and its punishment are part of the best of all possible worlds.
所以你甚至不相信自由意志？ So you don't even believe in free will?
自由可以与必然共存... Freedom can coexist with necessity...
... 因为我们......自由是必要的...... ... since it is necessary that we... be free...
... 或者... ... or...
自由是必要的 ... freely necessary.
以神圣审判的名义 把这些异教徒绑在火刑柱上 ln the name of the Holy lnquisition, bind these heretics to the stake!
把这些异教徒绑到火刑柱上 The heretics to the stake!
一个都不能少 Come one, come all!
即使是那些最挑剔的土耳其人和中国人. Even those most demanding punters, Turks and Chinamen.
这场演出是最特别、最完整的展览之一... This show is one of the most extraordinary and complete exhibitions...
......在成千上万的展览中 是为了你们的利益而举办的 ... of the thousands presented by the lnquisition for your benefit.
看看这些奇妙的工具 用来惩罚这些不幸的罪人 Behold the marvellous instruments with which these hapless sinners are punished.
看那可怜的不幸者的尸体... Behold the body of the poor unfortunate...
......特别准备好并被放入神圣的装置... ... specially prepared and introduced into the sacred device...
......被称为 "异教徒压榨机 "或 "异教徒绞肉机"。 ... called the ''pagan press'' or ''heretic hasher''.
请看，这具躯体正准备好被后人享用。 Behold the same body as it exits ready for consumption by posterity.
女士们，先生们，请欣赏这种对真理的绝对尊重...... Ladies and gentlemen, admire this absolute respect for truth...
......宗教裁判所的圣父们一页一页地讲述...... ... with which the holy fathers of the lnquisition related, page by page...
......全人类的历史 ... the entire history of all humanity.
大家一起来 Come one, come all!
主人... Master...
- 主人，他们要带我们去哪里？ - 冷静，孩子，一切都好 - Master, where are they taking us? - Calm down, my boy, everything's alright.
一切都好 Everything's fine.
一个上绞架 另一个归你了给你 One for the gallows, the other one's yours. Here!
- 把他带过来 - 你要去哪儿？ - Bring him over here! - Where are you off to?
把他脱光全部脱光 Strip him! Everything off!
- 脱啊 - 脱光赤身裸体 - Come on! - Naked! Naked!
我们把你从火焰中救了出来... We saved you from the flames...
.. 但不是从这个神圣的惩罚！ ... but not from this holy punishment!
- 一个，两个，三个... - 不，不，两千 - One, two, three... - No, no, 2,000!
- 3,000! - 一、二、三... - 3,000! - One, two, three...
... 四 五 六 七 八100! ... four, five, six, seven, eight! 100!
停，不，两千 Stop! No! 2,000!
我的天啊 Oh, my God！ Oh, my God!
是坎迪德 lt's Candide!
什么？ Stop!
什么？ What? ls it all over?
我们只需要绞死一个不相信原罪的哲学家。 We just need to hang a philosopher who didn't believe in original sin.
走吧 Go!
- 快点！ - 就一分钟就一分钟 - Come on, move! - Just one minute! Just one minute!
让我走！让我走！ Let me go! Let me go!
我主人在那儿看，我的主人在那儿 My master's there! Look, my master's there!
主人 主人 是我 卡森博你的仆人 Master, master! lt's me, Cacambo! Your servant!
主人 他们要吊死我 Master, they want to hang me!
做点什么说话啊主人主人，还记得我吗？ Do something! Say something! Master! Master, remember me?
我是Cacambo别烦我，该死的 l'm Cacambo! Leave me alone, damn it!
不要只是盯着我，说点什么！ Don't just stare at me, say something!
- 告诉他们我是你的仆人 - 快走快走 - Tell them l'm your servant! - Come on, move! Move!
该死 做点什么 我是你的仆人 卡森博 Damn it, do something! l'm your servant, Cacambo!
你明白吗？Cacambo说你认得我 Do you understand? Cacambo! Say you recognise me!
你还在等什么？该死的来啊 What are you waiting for? Damn it! Come on!
你，你屁股上画着红色的东西！ You, you with that red thing painted on your ass!
你，盯着我看 You, staring at me!
你有东西... 我不知道是什么... 在后面。 You've got something... l don't know what... behind.
- 这杂种是不是你的? - 不是... - So is this mongrel yours or not? - No...
我真的不认识这个黑色的怪物 l really don't think l know that black creature.
你说不认识是什么意思？ What do you mean, no?
你为什么要吊死他？ Why do you want to hang him?
它没有主人，在街上游荡 He was roaming the streets without his master.
流浪狗，你知道什么意思 Stray dogs, you know the meaning!
你知道法律流浪狗，灭亡吧 You know the law! Stray dogs, perish!
不，不，等等他是我的主人 No, no, wait! He is my master!
我偷了他的裤子，他就不认我了 He refuses to recognize me because l stole his pants.
救救我，主人，求求你，救救我 Save me, master! l'm begging you, save me!
是的，当然，我认识你，可恶的小偷 Yes, sure, l know you, wretched thief!
我想你已经得到教训了放了他他属于我 l think you've learned your lesson. Let him loose. He belongs to me.
是，是，是，对不起，对不起，好吗？ Yes, yes, yes! l'm sorry! l'm sorry, alright?
下次把他绑起来 Next time keep him tied up.
谢谢主人谢谢你，主人 Thank you, master. Thank you, my master.
谢谢主人谢谢主人 Thank you, master. Thank you, master.
那条手帕是...她叫什么名字？ That handkerchief is... What's her name?
库内冈达的，嗯？ Cunegonda's, huh?
- 但你确定她还爱着你吗？ - 绝对确定 - But are you sure she's still in love with you? - Absolutely!
- 为什么这么说？你怀疑吗？ - 我？ - 我对白人女人了解多少？ - Why? Do you doubt it? - Me? What do l know about white women?
我只知道我的主人常说她们都是妓女 l only know, my master used to say they're all whores.
听我说所有的女人都是可爱忠贞的 Well, listen to me. All women are sweet, faithful creatures.
- 没错，没错 - 库内冈达是最可爱的... - Yes, yes! - And Cunegonda is the sweetest...
最忠诚的女人 ... and most faithful of them all.
- 记住这一点 - 是的，是的，我当然会记住 - Remember that! - Yes, yes, sure l will.
她们都是妓女？ They're all whores?
他说，她们都是妓女？ He said, they're all whores?
拿着这个，绑在后面 Take this and tie it in the back.
是的，他说她们都是妓女 除了他妈妈和他妹妹 Yeah, he said they're all whores, except his mother and his sister.
对不起，先生 Excuse me, sir...
...你能把那个橘子递给我吗？ ... would you mind passing me that orange, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
还有他妻子，他怎么说他妻子的？ And his wife, what did he say about his wife?
他什么也没说，只是打了她一顿 He said nothing about his wife, he just beat her up.
- 无赖 - 你知道，我的主人常说... - Scoundrel! - You know, my master used to say...
......女人并不低人一等不，她们比男人优越 ... it's not true that women are inferior. No, they're superior to men.
甚至在体力上所以她们更能挨打 Even physically. That's why they can take beatings better.
- 发发慈悲吧饶命 - 真是个混蛋 - Have mercy! Mercy! - What a bastard!
- 现在我明白你为什么逃跑了 - 我没有逃跑 - Now l understand why you ran away. - l didn't run away.
有一天我主人醒来说： One day my master woke up and said:
"因为你，我昨晚一夜没睡 ''l didn't sleep at all last night because of you.''
我说："为什么，我又没叫 And l said: ''Why? lt's not as if l was barking.''
他说："不，是我的良心在折磨我 And he said: ''No, it's my conscience that's torturing me.''
他的良心，你知道吗？ His conscience, you know?
然后他解开我的手铐，说： Then he unchained me, and said:
"走吧，你现在自由了 我终于可以睡觉了 ''Go, you're free now, and l'll be able to sleep at last.''
那混蛋就是这么说的 That's what the bastard said.
- 还给我还给我 - 你知道吗？ - Give it back! Give it back! - You know what?
如果我见到他 我会让那个狗娘养的在释放奴隶之前三思而后行 lf l meet him l'll make that son of a bitch think twice before he frees slaves.
要不是你... lf it wasn't for you...
干得好 Well done!
- 这上面有库内冈达的味道？ - 是的，怎么了？ - On this there's the smell of Cunegonda? - Yes, why?
- 来吧，我们走 - 去哪儿？ - Come on, let's go! - Where to?
- 打猎 - 猎什么？ - Hunting. - For what?
- 库内贡达 - 库内冈达？但是库内冈达不见了 - Cunegonda. - Cunegonda? But Cunegonda's gone!
- 来吧来吧 - 等等，你去哪儿？ - Come on! Come on! - Wait! Where are you going?
等等 卡森博你要带我去哪？ Wait, Cacambo! Where are you taking me?
等等 该死 Wait!
- 该死的..！ - Damn... - Let's go!
她在那边 She's over there.
- 你确定？ - 是的，她在那边 - Are you sure? - Yes, she's over there.
- 这不可能 - 走吧 - lt's not possible. - Go on.
- 在那里等我 - 好，我等你 - Wait for me there. - Yes, l'll wait.
我能去哪儿呢？ Where could l go anyway?
鬼魂... A ghost...
我爱人的鬼魂 The ghost of my love.
纯洁的处女，纯洁的处女纯洁的... A pure virgin, virgin pure. A pure...
- 纯洁的处女 - 唉，我不再是处女了 - ... virgin. - Alas, l'm no virgin anymore.
恶魔没有杀你？ The demons didn't kill you?
没有，他们只是强奸了我这种行为不一定致命 No, they just raped me. Such acts aren't necessarily lethal.
我可怜的爱人 My poor love.
来，我解释给你听 Come, l'll explain everything.
- 哦，请原谅这里一团糟 - 你有爱人吗？ - Oh, please excuse the mess. - Do you have a lover?
没有，亲爱的，我有两个 No, my love. l have two.
两个？他们是谁？ Two? Who are they?
一个把我从恶魔手中买下的犹太人... A Jew who bought me from the demons...
...和一个把他送上火刑柱的宗教裁判官. ... and a holy inquisitor who sent him to the stake.
- 那么其中一个死了？ - 不 - So one of them is dead? - No...
犹太人为了自保 同意分一半的钱 ... the Jew agreed, to save himself, to share half and half.
- 什么的一半一半？ - Half and half of what? - Of me.
你看到那个沙漏了吗 Do you see that hourglass?
当一半空了 就轮到审问者了 When one half empties, it's the inquisitor's turn...
另一半空了就轮到犹太人了 ... and when the other's empty it's the Jew's.
- 轮到什么？ - Turn for what? - Oh, Candide...
- 为我 - 但...库内贡达... - ... for me. - But... Cunegonda...
什么事，坎迪德？ Yes, Candide?
审问者六小时 犹太人六小时 Six hours for the inquisitor, six for the Jew.
那是沙漏计算的时间。 That's the time the hourglass counts.
- 一天12小时？ - 不，亲爱的... - 12 hours a day? - No, love...
... 24.
- 12加12等于多少？ - But l don't get it... - How much is 12 plus 12?
- 我想是24小时 - 很好 - 24, l think. - Very good.
6乘以24有多少次？ And how many times does 6 go into 24?
- 我想是4 - 一天有多少小时？ - 4, l think. - And how many hours in a day?
- 24. - 是的，没错 - 24. - Yes, exactly.
如果12小时内我有两个情人 24小时内我有几个情人？ And if l have two lovers in 12 hours, how many do l have in 24?
库内冈达别告诉我你有4个情人！ Cunegonda! Don't tell me you have 4 lovers!
是的，坎迪6乘以4等于24 Yes, Candide. 6 times 4 is 24.
- 24个情人！ - 4，不是24。 - 24 lovers! - 4, not 24.
事实上，4乘以6是24。对不对？ ln fact, 4 times 6 is 24. Right?
对，但6乘以4也是24 Yes, but 6 times 4 is 24 as well.
听着，库内刚达，在我看来... Listen, Cunegonda, at this point, in my opinion...
数学不是观点，坎迪德。 Maths isn't an opinion, Candide.
只有4乘以6才是24。 lt's only 4 times 6 that's 24.
我发誓。 Swear it.
当然，我发誓。 Of course, l do.
- 为你的爱。 - 是的，为了你的爱。 - On your love. - Yes, on your love.
你吓到我了 You frightened me.
我可怜的爱人 你不该把我想得那么坏 My poor love, you shouldn't think so badly of me.
其他人是谁？ Who are... the others?
在我父亲城堡里强奸我的吉他手 A guitarist who raped me in my father's castle...
还有一个南美州长 他是宗教裁判官的朋友 ... and a South American governor who's a friend of the inquisitor...
- 犹太人和吉他手的朋友 - 什么？ - ... of the Jew and of the guitarist. - What?
冷静 亲爱的别搞混了 Calm down, my love. Don't get mixed up.
让我从头说起 Let me start from the beginning.
你离开的那天... 那个可怕的日子... The day you left... that same awful day...
我一个人在房间里... ... l was alone in my room...
像往常一样缝缝补补，想着你 ... sewing and thinking of you, as always...
......我最喜欢的乐队的甜美音乐抚慰着我的心灵 ... whilst sweet music by my favourite group soothed my soul.
所以我听不到城堡里恶魔们的喧闹声 So l couldn't hear the racket the demons were making in the castle.
好极了 Bravo!
一个人必须拆除重建... One must demolish to build anew...
......革命才能复兴 ... revolutionize to restore!
摧毁地基 Destroy the foundations!
男爵夫人... Baroness...
别担心 男爵夫人 这只是坨屎 Don't worry, Baroness, it's only shit.最好的屎 Don't worry, Baroness, it's only shit. The best of all possible shit.
不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no!
别拿望远镜不 不要 Not the spyglass! No!
不 不 不要 我不想知道 我不想知道 No! No, don't... l don't want to know! l don't want to know!
你必须知道 Yes, yes, you must.
你不能忽视它 You can't ignore it.
别堵住耳朵你必须了解我的一切 Don't block your ears. You have to know all about me.
但别那样看我 But don't look at me that way.
我不会说实话的 l won't be able to tell the truth.
一个野蛮的男人闯进了我的房间 A brute, wild man burst into my room.
阿提拉阿提拉 Attila! Attila!
阿提拉 Attila!
又一个 Another!
再来 More!
再来！再来 More! More!
然后其他人也来了 And then the others came.
这么多... So many...
- 这么多... - 什么？ - So many... - What?
- 还有其他人？ - 还有 - There were others? - Yes.
很多... 还有很多 Many... many more.
- 我不记得有多少了 - 也许127个？ - l can't remember how many. - Maybe 127?
别看我 Don't look at me.
是的，还有很多 Yes, many others.
很多... So many...
我记不清了 ... l can't remember them all.
我晕倒了... l fainted...
就像现在... 我晕倒了 ... and like now... l fainted!
我来了 l'm coming!
我来了！ l'm coming!
我来了 l'm coming!
那个恶魔... That demon...
...老板,把我带走了, 但我没待多久. ... the boss, took me away with him, but l didn't stay long.
- 事实上，他把我租给了犹太人 - 不，别动...不要动 - ln fact, he rented me out to the Jew. - No, be still... Be still.
但是坎迪 But Candide!
- 我们还没有正式订婚。 We're not even officially engaged. - 是的，但是... Yes, but... - We're not even officially engaged. - Yes, but...
- 事情就是这样！ - 谁在那儿？ Who's there? - That's the way it is! - Who's there?
- 轮到我了，总督！ - 天啊，快跑 - lt's my turn, Governor! - Oh God, run!
- 在哪儿？ - 那边 - Where? - Over there.
- 是谁？ - 不，那边 - Who is it? - No, over there!
- 发生什么事了？ - 这边 - What's happening? - Over here!
- 但那不是真的今天轮到我了 - 库内贡达 - But that's not true! Today's my turn! - Cunegonda!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
- 这家伙是谁？ - 他是... 我的音乐老师 - And who is this muchacho? - He's... my music teacher.
- 吉他还是口琴？ - 好吧，你为什么不弹点什么呢？ - Guitar or harmonica? - Alright, why don't you play us something?
- 不，我讨厌音乐 - 等等，你会听到我的和弦的 - No, l detest music. - Wait, you'll get an earful of my chords!
什么都别做 Don't do anything!
- 过来，狗娘养的 - 你在哪儿？你在哪儿？ - Come here, son of a bitch! - Where are you? Where are you?
救命！ Help!
求你了，坎迪德，救救我！ Please, Candide, save me!
不！ No! No!
你穿得像个妓女！ No!
- 你穿得像个妓女 - 坎迪德求求你 - You're dressed like a whore! - Candide! Please!
你不能带我走 You can't take me away!
- 你不能把我带走！坎迪德 - 你在哪儿？ - No! Candide! - Where are you?
- 帮帮我，康迪德 - 库内冈达 - Help me, Candide! - Cunegonda!
库内冈达 Cunegonda!
放开我，我求你了我求求你！ Let go of me! l'm begging you! No!
我求你了 l'm begging you!
- 求求你！ - 不！不！ - No! No! - Cunegonda!
- 放开我 - 快点去港口 - Let me go! - Quick! To the harbour!
- 让我走！ - 你闭嘴 - Let me go! - You shut up!
- 我不想闭嘴坎迪 - 让开，你这个恶魔 - l don't want to! Candide! - Move, you diabolical creature!
坎迪德不！ Candide! No!
坎迪德！ Candide!
康迪德 Candide!
终于... At last...
库内贡达... Cunegonda...
嘿... Hey...嘿，罗密欧，你想让我找到你的库内冈达，对吗？ Hey Romeo, you want me to find your Cunegonda, right? Hey... Hey Romeo, you want me to find your Cunegonda, right?
好吧... Okay...
坎迪德 Candide！坎迪德 Candide！ Candide! Candide!
库内冈达 Cunegonda！库内冈达 Cunegonda! Cunegonda!
坎迪德！康迪德 Candide! Candide!
哦，我的康迪德，再见了 Oh, my Candide, farewell!
库内冈达库内... Cunegonda! Cune...
- 前进！前进！ - 吊起缆绳 - Move! Move forward! - Hoist the cables!
- 系好安全带 - 桶子再快点 - Batten the hold! - Faster with those barrels!
快点装货我们走 Hurry up with the load! Let's move!
塔斯到前面来 Tars to the fore!
清空甲板 Clear the deck!
- 快走，你们这些无赖！快走 - Move! - Get going, you scoundrels! Move!
快点装货 Hurry up with the load!
清理桥面 Clear the bridge!
- 嘿，你想干什么？ - 跟着那艘船 - Hey you, what do you want? - Follow that ship.
对，但不是跟你我们满员了 Yes, but not with you. We're full up.
你确定？ - 嗯？ - Are you sure?确定？ Are you sure? Huh?
好吧 Okay.所有人上船，我们走 Okay. Everyone on board, let's go!
放开缆绳 Let go of the moorings!
每个人都想去新世界，每个人 Everyone wants to go to the New World, everyone.
为什么？ Why?
因为钱在新世界不值钱 Because money has no value in the New World.
那里没有不公正 没有奴隶 没有主人 There's no injustice, no slaves, no masters...
没有骗子，没有圣人 没有处女，也没有妓女 ... no crooks, no saints, no virgins and no whores.
因为民主，那里人人平等 People are all equal there because of democracy.
他会习惯一切的，甚至是民主 He'll get used to anything, even democracy.
所有人都是自由的 All free at the fore!
等等，等等，不是所有人都同意了 Wait, wait, not everyone's on board.
我们走排好队 Let's go! Get in the queue!
我们走一个一个来 Let's go! One at a time!
名字？ Name?
哥伦布 克里斯托弗 Columbus, Christopher.
名字？ Name?
维斯普奇，亚美利哥 Vespucci, Amerigo.
- 姓名？ - 克罗基特，戴维。 - Name? - Crockett, Davy.
- 姓名？ - 水牛比尔 - Name? - Bill, Buffalo.
姓名？ Name?
玛丽莲-梦露 Monroe, Marilyn.
姓名？ Name?
阿尔-卡彭 Capone, Al.
- 姓名？ - 山姆大叔 - Name? - Sam, Uncle.
- 姓名？ - 巴兹-奥尔德林 - Name? - Buzz Aldrin.
- 姓名？ - 小艾格林 - Name? - Aldrin Junior.
- 姓名？ - 麦克唐纳 - Name? - MacDonald.
- 名字？ - 基辛格，亨利 - Name? - Kissinger, Henry.
起锚 Hoist the anchor!
前方安全 All clear fore!
我们正在直播哥伦布日庆典... We're here live at the Columbus Day celebration...
这一历史性事件提醒我们 没有无缘无故的结果 ... an historic event that reminds us that there's no effect without cause...
......一切都会以最好的方式达到最好的目的 ... and that everything works out in the best possible way for the best possible ends.
既然新世界已经诞生 Since a New World was created...
......如果不是通过发现它，还有什么可能是最好的了解方式呢？ ... what could have been the best possible way of knowing if not by discovering it?
感谢哥伦布发现了这个新世界... Thank you, Columbus, for discovering this New World...
......这显然是最好的世界。 ... which is obviously the best of all possible worlds.
谢谢你 克里斯托弗 我的朋友 Thank you, Christopher, my friend.
博士潘格洛斯医生 Doctor! Doctor Pangloss!
- 康迪德见到你真好 - 你在纽约做什么？ - Candide! How good to see you! - What are you doing in New York?
- 放松，放松 - 真高兴 - Easy, easy! - What a joy!
- 你打断节目了！ - 广告时间 - You're interrupting the program! - Commercial break!
直播 On air!
把瓶子举起来别这么不高兴 Hold the bottle up. Don't look so unhappy.
- 就这样很好 - 队长，看看纸箱来吧 - That's it! Good. - Captain, look at the carton! Come on!
克里斯托弗，拿可乐去别这样！别这样笑一个 Christopher, go with the Coke. No! Not like that! Smile!
- 我以为他们会... - 哦，那个... 嗯... - l thought they'd... - Oh, that... well...
说来话长 lt's a long story.
起初他们想烧死我 但上帝不同意... At first they wanted to burn me, but God didn't agree...
降下大雨浇灭了火焰 ... and poured down rain, which doused the flames.
然后他们决定吊死我 Then they decided to hang me...
因为无论刮风下雨 你都可以吊死任何人 ... because you can hang anyone in any weather, rain or shine.
老实说，在大雨中吊死过不少人 And truth to tell, there have been some elegant hangings in a downpour.
它增添了一丝适合此时此刻的忧郁。 lt adds a touch of melancholy that befits the moment.
你不觉得吗？ Don't you think?
总之，我的刽子手在火刑柱上是专业的... Anyway, my hangman was a professional at the stake...
......但在绞刑架上却是业余的 - 他有很多不足之处。 ... but an amateur at the gallows - he left a lot to be desired.
他绞刑绞得很差 He hanged poorly.
是的，但是... 你的鼻子，耳朵，梅毒... ？ Yes, but... your nose, your ear, the syphilis...?
我还有梅毒每个人都有缺点 Oh, l still have syphilis. Everyone has his flaws.
但我的鼻子，耳朵，牙齿 现在都是塑料做的了 But my nose, my ears, my teeth are made of plastic now.
哦，潘格拉斯医生... Oh, Doctor Pangloss...
你为什么说以前的世界是最好的？ ... why did you say the old one was the best of all possible worlds?
我只对你说过，所以伤害很小 l only said it to you, so the damage was minimal.
现在我可以对数百万观众说了 -说什么？ Now l can say it to millions and millions of viewers.
- 说什么？ - Say what? - That all's well, my boy, all's swell...
.. 一切都以最好的方式结合在一起 ... that everything's combined in the best of all possible ways.
如果新世界从未被发现 旧世界也不会存在 lf the New World had never been discovered, the old one would not have existed.
另一方面，如果旧世界从未存在过... On the other hand, if the Old World had never existed...
我们就不会有克里斯托弗-哥伦布... ... we wouldn't have had,Christopher Columbus...
也不会有意大利面 披萨和...林肯 ... nor spaghetti, nor pizza, nor... Lincoln!
对了，林肯......专业的链条破坏者。 Oh yes, Lincoln... the professional chain breaker.
亚伯拉罕 Well, Abraham...?
好极了好极了 Bravo! Bravo!
- 你来这里做什么？ - 我来找库内冈达 - But what are you here for? - l'm looking for Cunegonda.
等一下 Wait!
太好了，你为什么不告诉大家？ Great, why don't you tell everyone?
我在找库内冈达 l'm looking for Cunegonda.
她被绑架了，被强行带到这里来 She was kidnapped and brought here against her will.
但她仍然爱我我爱她胜过我自己的生命 But she still loves me. And l love her more than my own life.
谁不爱库内冈达，珍珠中的珍珠？ And who doesn't love Cunegonda, that pearl among pearls?
全美国都爱库内冈达 All America loves Cunegonda!
读一读吧 Read all about it!
关于库内冈达高潮的一切 All about,Cunegonda's orgasm!
地球上最伟大的表演 The greatest show on Earth!
该死的恶魔 Damned demon!
你会为这种暴行付出代价的你真可耻 You'll pay for this outrage! Shame on you!
马上掩盖你的猥亵行为 Cover up this indecency at once!
别这样，孩子你不能把他怎么样 Don't do that, my boy. You can't do anything to him.
他已经用吉他弦上吊了 He already hanged himself with his guitar strings.
库内冈达怎么了？告诉我，她在哪里？ What happened to Cunegonda? Tell me, where is she?
- 她在爱尔兰 - 爱尔兰？ - She's in lreland. - lreland?
爱尔兰？所以他上吊自杀了 Yes! That's why he hanged himself.
当库涅贡达跑去爱尔兰 和新教徒战斗的时候... When Cunegonda ran off to lreland to fight the protestants...
和那个驼背的天主教神父一起 ... with the hunchback,Catholic priest.
- 等等，你们去哪？ - 混蛋 - Wait! Wait! Where are you going? - Bastards!
- 你们要去哪里？ - 爱尔兰，爱尔兰，爱尔兰 - Hey! Where are you going? - To lreland! lreland! lreland!
我还没说完 l haven't finished!
掩盖这个耻辱 Cover up this disgrace!
那个该死的审问官在哪里？ But where's that goddamned inquisitor?
我想是在圣帕特里克教堂吧 ln a church, St. Patrick's, l think.
在教堂里，圣帕特里克教堂，我想 我们快点吧，免得那教堂也爆炸了 Let's hurry up before that one blows up, too.
- 你还完好无损吗？ - 不知道 - Are you still in one piece? - No idea!
该死的！ Damn it!
我想是的...你呢？ l think so... And you?
暂时没事 For now.
但如果我们继续追库内冈达 你就会知道... But you'll see if we keep running after Cunegonda...
来吧 Cacambo 我确定她还在那里 Come on, Cacambo, l feel sure she's still there.
是的，是的，也许你是对的她到哪里，哪里就有麻烦 Yes, yes, maybe you're right. Wherever she goes, there's trouble.
但战争在她出现之前就已经存在了 But the war was here before she was.
除了这里的爆炸和那里的大火... Apart from an explosion here and a conflagration there...
......一切都很好，亲爱的观众们，非常好。 ... everything's fine, my dear viewers, very fine.
每天上班的市民们似乎都相信... The citizens who go to work each day seem convinced...
......这是实现和平的最佳方式。 ... that this is the best possible way to arrive at the best possible peace.
另一方面，非暴力的暴力...... On the other hand, it is evident that the violence of non-violence...
......有时也是暴力。 ... is sometimes violent.
但我们要记住，非暴力的暴力...... But let's remember that the violence of non-violence...
......当然往往比暴力本身更暴力。 ... is of course often more violent than violence itself.
现在，让我们看看这个城市平常的一天。 Now, let's look at this city on a typical day.
车水马龙，市民遵守交通信号灯。 Traffic is light, the citizens respect the traffic lights.
绿灯亮之前，没有人横穿马路。 No-one crosses the road before the light turns green.
来吧继续走快点 Come on! Keep moving! Hurry up!
在他们亲密无间的家中... ln the intimacy of their homes...
......战争使他们的家变得更加通风明亮... ... which the war has rendered even more airy and luminous...
......市民们准备开始他们的日常工作... ... citizens prepare to go about their daily business...
......沉浸在清晨的消遣中 ... indulge in their morning pastimes...
......或在电视机前喝第一杯咖啡。 ... or sip their first cup of coffee in front of the telly.
你甚至不能安静地看场电影！ You can't even watch a film in peace!
- 安静别闹了 - 不许动 - Silence! Stop that! - Freeze!
- 肃静 - 不许动！ - Silence! - Freeze!
不许动 Freeze!
除了喧闹声，一些恼怒，或者一点不耐烦，一切都很好。 Apart from the din, some aggravation, or a little intemperance, all's well.
商店照常营业 The shops are open...
店主们像往常一样，对顾客耐心而体谅 The shopkeepers are patient and understanding with their customers, as usual.
混蛋拿着这个 Bastard! Take this!
- 你到底能不能帮我？ - 当然，夫人 - Can you help me or not? - Sure, madame.
- 我要一磅麦德拉尔。 - 马上来，夫人 - l'd like a pound of medlars. - Coming up, madame.
令人钦佩的是 这些和平的基督教理想 可以相互对抗... lt's admirable that these peaceful, Christian ideals can confront each other...
......因为这样的交锋 - ... because this is an encounter that -
......允许一点误解 ... allowing for a little misunderstanding -
......个人的不幸会带来更大的集体利益 ... individual ill will lead to a greater collective good.
开火 Fire!
把头低下趴下 Keep your head down! Down!
趴下趴下 Down! Down.
- 让开 Move. - 嘿，这跟我们没关系 - Move. - Hey, we've got nothing to do with it.
- 我们只是路过 - 当然，我知道。 - We were just passing by. - Sure, l know.
让开 Move.
别动你的手你们藏了什么？ Don't move your hands. What are you hiding there?
- 没什么没什么 - 我们走着瞧 - Nothing. Nothing. - We'll see.
你比五英尺五英寸还高 You're taller than five feet five inches.
你为什么不入伍？你不爱你的女王吗？ Why haven't you enlisted? Don't you love your Queen?
- 哦，爱 - 那就说 "女王万岁 - Oh, yes. - Then say ''Long live the Queen''.
- 大声说 "女王万岁 - 女王万岁 - Say ''Long live the Queen'' out loud. - Long live the Queen.
下一个你们两个，别再亲热了 Next! And you two, stop snogging!
下一个继续没时间了 Next. Move on. We've no time to lose.
快点 Quick.别动 Don't move. Quick. Don't move.
让我看看，手靠在墙上。别动 Don't move！ Let me see, hands against the wall. Don't move!
来吧，下一个 Come on, next!
动...让开 Move... Move!
给我，该我了 Give it to me! lt's my turn.
让我来来吧 Let me take a shot. Come on!
- 看，多可爱 - Hey! - Look, how lovely!
下一个 Next one.
我什么都没做 我只是在找一个女孩 l didn't do anything, l'm just looking for a girl.
没有，没有你在干什么？ No, no. What are you doing?
住手！ Stop! Stop it!
- 现在让我们听听 "女王万岁 - 但我从没见过那个女人 - Now let's hear ''Long live the Queen''. - But l never met the woman!
什么？ What?
你在对他做什么？放开他 What are you doing to him? Leave him alone!
你到底想干什么？你在找什么？ What the hell do you want? What are you looking for?
这个 This!
不许动，否则我废了你 Freeze, or l'll waste you!
当然，当然，女王万岁 Sure, sure, long live the Queen.
站住 站住 Stop! Halt! Halt!
站住 Halt!
我叫你回来站住 Come back here, l said! Stop!
两个二号 Two! Two!
- 二号 - 看看你干的好事 - Two! - Look what you've done.
你的手都脏了回家吧我们走吧 Your hands are all dirty. Come along home. Let's go.
圣帕特里克教堂就在这条路上我们得走那条路 St. Patrick's church is down the road. We have to go that way.
这些孩子在干什么？ What are these kids up to now?
小心 到处都是地雷 Careful, there are mines all over!
我们还是去那里吧？ Shall we go there anyway?
那边...那边... Over there... Over there...
下面...到下面去 Down there... Go down there.
是空的 lt's empty.
教堂空了 The church is empty.
它不再统治... lt rules no more...
它不再谴责... ... it condemns no longer...
它不再有任何意义 ... it means nothing anymore.
它被摧毁了，结束了 lt's destroyed, finished.
一切都烧毁了，碎裂了，结束了 Everything burns, crumbles to bits, ends.
天使、处女... 消失了 Gone are the angels, the virgins...
圣徒 ... the saints.
是她... ..！ lt's her...!
她..！她..！ Her...! Her...!
不忠... Unfaithful...
虚伪...骗子... False... Liar...
我知道你在找谁 l know who you're looking for.
她 She.
被诅咒的女人 Cursed among all women.
但你在浪费时间 But you're wasting your time.
她也背叛了我，你知道吗？ She betrayed me too, you know?
你想知道她和谁在一起吗？ And do you want to know with whom?
和那些... With one of those...
......被钉在十字架上的... ... who crucified...
...他 ... Him.
和一个犹太人... With a Jew...
和一个犹太人 With a Jew.
和一个犹太人和一个犹太人 With a Jew. With a Jew!
和一个犹太人和一个犹太人 With a Jew! With a Jew!
她和一个犹太人跑去了圣地 She ran off with a Jew to the Holy Land!
去圣地去圣地 To the Holy Land! To the Holy Land!
对不起，你认识库内冈达吗？ Excuse me, do you know Cunegonda?
你认识这个女孩吗？ Do you know this girl?
她是你的同志之一，不是吗？ She's one of your comrades. lsn't she?
你为什么要拆掉它？你为什么要拆毁它？ Why are you tearing it down? Hey!
你为什么要毁掉库内冈达？ Why are you tearing,Cunegonda down?
你到底认不认识她？你到底认不认识她？ Do you know her, or don't you? Hey!
嘿，嘿你认识这个女孩吗？ Hey, hey! Do you know this girl?
你认识她吗？ Do you know this girl?
你能告诉我她在哪儿吗 我的小金发女郎？ So won't you tell me where she is, my little blondie?
再见 - 再见！ - Bye.
再见 Bye!
不，等等...不 等等不！ 等等 No, wait... No! Wait!
嘿，你怎么了？你疯了吗？ Hey, what's up with you? Are you crazy?
你在干什么？你疯了吗？ Hey! What are you doing? Are you crazy?
你是什么样的女人？你找我干什么？ What kind of women are you? What do you want with me?
我在找库内冈达，我不认识你 l'm looking for Cunegonda! l don't know you!
嘿！ Hey! Hey!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
那是我的库内刚达 But that's my Cunegonda!
你认识库内冈达吗？ Do you know Cunegonda?
你认识她吗？ Do you know her?
她就是库内冈达 She's Cunegonda.
你能告诉我她在哪儿吗？ Can you tell me where she is?
你认识她吗？ Do you know her?
你认识她吗？ What about you?
你认识她吗？你认识这个女孩吗？ Do you know her? Do you know this girl?
嘿 你想干嘛 Hey！ Hey!
- 你想干嘛？ - 你认识她吧？ - What do you want? - You know her alright, don't you?
来吧，亲爱的，告诉你的小Cacambo。 Come on, sweetie, tell your little Cacambo.
谁？ Who?
库内冈达？我认识她 Cunegonda? Oh, l know her.
她不仅当了逃兵 还和一个肮脏的Fedayin跑了 Not only did she desert, she ran off with a dirty fedayin.
那另一个人呢？ And what happened to the other guy?
什么另一个人？帮我擦背 What other guy? Rub my back.
那个带她来的犹太人 The Jew who brought her here.
那个家伙... ..！那个呻吟的白痴 That guy...! That moaning moron.
他整天都在哭整天待在哭墙那里 He just cries all day. Spends all day at the Wailing Wall.
现在我们失去了她的踪迹我们现在去哪儿？ Now we lost all trace of her. Where do we go now?
由你决定我们可以去这里... lt's up to you. We can go here...
或那里... 或任何地方！你想去哪儿就去哪儿 ... or there... or anywhere! Wherever you want!
- 这些是什么？ - 没什么 - What's all this stuff? - Nothing.
什么都没有 Nothing.
- 什么叫没什么？ - 没什么... - What do you mean, nothing? - Nothing...
那是原罪的苹果 从牙印上就能看出来 That's the apple of original sin, you can tell by the teeth marks.
那是律法的左手... That's the left hand of the Law...
这是埃及艳后的双左乳 ... and this is,Cleopatra's double left breast.
那边是阿提拉的右脚......不，左脚。 Over there that's Attila's right... no, left foot.
那是听不见的耳朵 和不会说话的嘴 That's the ear that doesn't hear, and the mouth that doesn't speak.
嗨，温妮 Hi Wynne.
所有这些虚无都是我们创造的 All of this nothingness was created by us.
我们，花季少年，非暴力的和平与爱的青年。 We, the flower children, the non-violent youth of peace and love.
我们我们创造了这里的一切，我们过去的理想和旧的希望在这里消亡。 Us. We made it all here, where our past ideals and old hopes came to die.
所有这些无用的东西都是我们亲手创造的。 All this useless stuff was created by us with our own hands.
- 但这些东西有什么用呢？ - Hey! - But what are all these things for?
没什么用 Nothing.
我们只制造完全无用的东西 We only make totally useless things.
既然都是无用之物，我们也不在乎失去它们。 And since they're all useless, we don't care if we lose them.
苦行僧也是这么说的，我们的苦行僧 That's what the dervish says, too, our dervish.
- 那你做这些干什么？ - 我说过了 - But then, what do you make them for? - l told you.
因为它们没用，我们可以扔掉它们 Because they're useless and we can throw them away.
- 那你把它们扔到哪里？ - 扔到河里 - And where do you throw them? - Well, in the river.
- 那是什么？ - 这个？这是造梦机 - And what's that? - This? That's a dream machine.
你也把梦扔进河里？ And you throw dreams in the river, too?
不，不，只是机器我们保留的梦想 No, no, only the machine. The dreams we keep.
我们需要梦 We need dreams.
有了梦，我们睡觉才不会无聊 We need them not to get bored when we sleep.
- 苦行僧也这么说 - 苦行僧？ - The dervish says that too. - The dervish?
- 这个苦行僧是谁？ - 对，这个苦行僧是谁？ - And who's this dervish? - Yeah, who's this dervish, huh?
什么？ What?
你不知道苦行僧是谁吗？ You don't know who the dervish is?
他是个喇嘛，喇嘛，喇嘛... He's a,Lama, Lama, Lama...
...瑜伽士，瑜伽士，瑜伽士... ... Yogi, Yogi, Yogi...
...大师，大师，大师... ... Guru, Guru, Guru...
...佛，佛，佛 ... Buddha, Buddha, Buddha.
但如果你不知道苦行僧是谁... But if you don't know who the dervish is...
- 你为什么来这里？ - 我来找一个女人 - ... why are you here? - l came looking for a woman.
- 但我甚至不知道她在哪儿 - 如果你找不到她... - But l don't even know where. - lf you can't find her...
问问苦行僧苦行僧什么都知道 ... ask the dervish. The dervish knows everything.
真的吗？他在哪儿？ Really? Where is he?
看到这面石墙了吗？ See this wall of rock?
爬上去，苦行僧就在另一边 Climb to the top, The dervish is on the other side.
来吧我们走快点快点！ Come on! Let's go! Quick! Come on!
听我说，年轻人 我会回来的，你知道吗？ Listen to me, young man, l'll be back, you know?
你确定苦行僧什么都知道？ Are you sure the dervish knows everything?
当然，苦行僧什么都知道 Sure the dervish knows everything.
- 只是... - Only... - Only what?
只是他几乎从不回答问题 lt's just that he almost never gives an answer.
有人说他成了聋子... Some say he became deaf...
或哑巴 ... or mute...
或者他死了... ... or that he died...
- 就像上帝一样 - 像上帝一样快点！快点 - ... like God. - Come on! Come on! Quickly!
快点！快点！ Come on! Come on!
看，那边 Look, over there!
那边，你看到了吗？ Over there, can you see?
- 你笑什么？ - 我需要铁石心肠... - What are you laughing for? - l'd need a heart of stone...
才不会嘲笑你的厄运看，是她 ... not to laugh at your bad luck! Look, it's her!
你没看见她吗？ Don't you see her?
我们找了她很久了 We've been looking for her for so long!
你们看 Look!
库内贡达... Cunegonda...
坎迪德！坎迪德 Candide! Candide!
我的儿子！坎迪德 My son! Candide!
等等！ Wait! Wait!
一切都好，我的孩子一切都好，我的孩子 All's well, my son! All's well, my boy!
康迪德 Candide!
坎迪德！ Candide!
坎迪德 Candide!
- 现在就看你的了 - 去吧，坎迪德！ - lt's up to you now! - Go, Candide.
走，坎迪德，走！ Go, Candide, go!
- 冲啊！去吧！ - 主人... - Go! Go! - Master...
... 我想问为什么... ... l'd like to ask why...
人类这种奇怪的动物会被创造出来 ... such a strange animal as man was created.
关你什么事？ What do you care? lt's none of your business.
- 他说话了 - 第一次这是第一次 - He spoke! - For the first time! That's the first time!
他回答了他回答了 He answered! He answered!
尊敬的神父... Reverend Father...
......这世上有太多的邪恶 ... there's so much evil in this world.
你在乎善恶吗？ And what do you care about good and evil?
当你抓头皮时，你关心过虱子的安危吗？ Do you care about your lice's welfare when you scratch your scalp?
那你还能做什么？ So what's there left to do?
挠挠头皮，然后闭嘴 Scratch yourself and shut up.
师父，我真的希望我们能讨论原因... Master, l truly hoped we could discuss causes...
以及它们的影响 在最好的情况下... ... and their effects in the best of all poss...
为什么青春这么快就消失了... Why does youth vanish so soon...
......皮肤起皱，美丽消失？ ... skin get wrinkled, beauty disappear?
这就是丑比美最大的优势 That's the great advantage ugliness has over beauty:
持久 lt's lasting.
我的脚，我可怜的小脚 My feet, my poor little feet.
感觉我这一生都在走啊走 lt feels like all l've done in my whole life is walk and walk.
关键不在于走，而在于为什么走 lt's not about the walking, but why.
我们从哪里开始无关紧要... And it's irrelevant to know where we started...
而是我们的方向 ... but rather, where we're heading.
毫无疑问我们行走是因为我们有双脚... There's no question. We walk because we have feet...
... 黑色或白色，都是为行走而生... ... black or white, which are made to walk...
......毫无疑问，我们要走一条路或另一条路。 ... and there's no question we go one way or the other.
因此，我们的自然方向总是另一个...... Therefore our natural direction is always the other...
很明显，总是另一个方向 ... always the other, obviously.
我可能告诉过你，我的孩子... l may have told you, my son...
......这个世界是所有可能的世界中最好的一个... ... in this world, which is the best of all possible worlds...
......万物皆为目的而生 所有可能的目的中最好的目的 ... everything was created for an end, the best of all possible ends.
看到河里漂浮的徽章了吗？它们是年轻人扔进去的。 See those emblems floating in the river? They were thrown in there by young people.
因此，年轻人被创造出来就是为了向河里扔徽章的。 Therefore young people were created to throw emblems in the river.
它们为什么会漂向那边而不是另一边呢？ And why do they go that way instead of the other?
因为水流。 Because of the current.
所以水流被创造出来，把它们拉向那边，而不是另一边。 So the current was created to pull them that way and not the other.
如果没有水流，它们就会漂回对岸... Without the current, they would float back to the other bank...
......年轻人会把它们捡起来 再扔回河里去 ... where young people would pick them up and throw them back in the river again.
这是命运，我的孩子，你无法逃避 lt's fate, my son, you can't escape it.
望远镜... The spyglass...
是我的望远镜 都是我的 都是我的 lt's my spyglass! lt's all mine! lt's all mine!
我的... 是我的 是我的 是我的 Mine... lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine!
是我的 是我的 是我的 是我的 是我的 是我的 是我的 lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine! lt's mine!
是我的 lt's mine!
不... No...
不 No!
不！ Stop!
别走那边 Don't go that way!
我已经去过了 l've already been there!
别走别走 Stop! Don't go!
你会被踢到屁股的 You'll only get kicked in the bottom!
为什么他听不见？ Why can't he hear me?
被踢了你只会被踢 Kicked! You'll only get kicked!
只会被踢 Only kicks!
放开他，坎迪谁在乎？ Let him go, Candide. Who cares?
你什么也做不了他跟你一样 There's nothing you can do. He's just like you.
他喜欢被踢。让他去得到它。 He likes getting kicked. Let him go and get it.
就像你一样 Like you did.
再见，坎迪，我很了解你。 Bye, bye, Candide. l know you well.
也许我错了。谁知道呢？ Maybe l'm wrong. Who knows?
但我觉得你想重新开始。 But l think you feel like starting all over again.
但这次，我的朋友，没有我。 But this time, my friend, without me.
祝你好运，多生孩子！ Good luck and lots of children!
我已经能看到一大群小坎迪德了， 和你一样快乐。 l can already see a whole bunch of little Candides, just as happy as you are.
再见，坎迪德！再见 Goodbye, Candide! Goodbye!