1 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:09,333 - Good morning. - Good morning, Mr. Williams. 2 00:02:09,368 --> 00:02:11,298 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning. 3 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:14,834 - Morning, Mrs. Wilberforce. - Good morning, Mr. Brown. 4 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:17,834 - Morning, madam. - Good morning. 5 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:24,295 Fetch the superintendent. Tell him it's Mrs. Wilberforce. 6 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:39,088 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning, sergeant. 7 00:02:39,547 --> 00:02:41,553 Ah, good morning, Mrs. Wilberforce. 8 00:02:41,588 --> 00:02:45,589 Very nice to see you again. Good morning, superintendent. 9 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:50,590 It's about my friend Amelia and the spaceship... 10 00:02:51,090 --> 00:02:55,591 - Spaceship? - That she saw in her garden last Wednesday afternoon. 11 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:58,556 She hasn't seen it again? 12 00:02:58,591 --> 00:03:01,091 She never saw it in the first place. 13 00:03:01,591 --> 00:03:03,556 Oh, I'm very relieved to hear that. 14 00:03:03,591 --> 00:03:08,592 On Wednesday in children's hour, they were doing a little play called... 15 00:03:08,627 --> 00:03:11,592 visitors from other worlds. 16 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,093 Amelia had her wireless on. 17 00:03:16,094 --> 00:03:18,094 It's obvious. She dropped off to sleep. 18 00:03:18,594 --> 00:03:21,094 The whole thing was just a dream. 19 00:03:21,594 --> 00:03:23,559 Amelia was so embarrassed. 20 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:26,845 She quite refused to come here to tell you herself. 21 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,061 Well. I do hope all sorts of official wheels... 22 00:03:30,096 --> 00:03:33,596 haven't been set in motion. Now, you mustn't worry about that, ma'am. 23 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:36,096 I'm very grateful to you for this additional information. 24 00:03:36,131 --> 00:03:38,614 Now, if you'll allow me, I'll see you to the door. 25 00:03:38,649 --> 00:03:41,063 But as I was with her when she came to report it, 26 00:03:41,098 --> 00:03:45,098 I thought it no more than my duty to come here and explain. 27 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:49,064 I must say, if there are any beings on other worlds, 28 00:03:49,099 --> 00:03:53,099 I can't think why they'd want to come to our world, can you? 29 00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:55,064 Now you mention it, ma'am, I can't either. 30 00:03:55,099 --> 00:03:58,600 We seem so terribly overcrowded already, don't we? 31 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:02,100 It was different when I was a girl, quite different. 32 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:06,351 Superintendent. Ah, your umbrella, ma'am. You left it behind. 33 00:04:06,386 --> 00:04:08,316 I'm always leaving it. 34 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:10,852 I don't like it very much, really. Perhaps that's the reason. 35 00:04:10,887 --> 00:04:13,817 Well, I won't keep you, superintendent. 36 00:04:13,852 --> 00:04:16,603 Thank you very much for being so understanding. 37 00:04:16,638 --> 00:04:19,354 Thank you, Mrs. Wilberforce, for being so helpful. 38 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,854 We're always more than pleased to see you. 39 00:04:21,889 --> 00:04:23,854 Thank you. 40 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:38,940 Miss Whipple, has there been anyone about the advertisement? 41 00:04:47,816 --> 00:04:49,357 Never mind. 42 00:04:54,817 --> 00:04:57,858 Thank you all the same, miss Whipple. 43 00:05:15,362 --> 00:05:20,446 Here we are. Come on then. Come on. Here we are. 44 00:05:20,481 --> 00:05:23,988 All right. All right. Pretty Polly. 45 00:05:24,447 --> 00:05:27,413 All right, my dear. 46 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:29,948 I haven't been gone so very long, have I? Pretty Polly. 47 00:05:29,983 --> 00:05:31,948 Oh, darling. Water. 48 00:05:34,449 --> 00:05:37,990 Help, help! 49 00:05:38,449 --> 00:05:42,115 "That's the time they long for" 50 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,085 help! 51 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,120 Hey, over here. 52 00:06:26,207 --> 00:06:28,707 Mrs. Wilberforce? Yes? 53 00:06:28,873 --> 00:06:32,838 I understand you have rooms to let. 54 00:06:32,873 --> 00:06:36,373 Oh, the rooms, yes. Won't you come in, please? Thank you. 55 00:06:36,408 --> 00:06:38,874 My name's Marcus. How do you do, Mr. Marcus? 56 00:06:39,374 --> 00:06:41,874 Professor Marcus. Oh, how do you do, professor? 57 00:06:41,909 --> 00:06:44,374 Yes, I have two, right back... yes. 58 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:47,876 Would you excuse me a moment while I put this away, please? 59 00:07:04,212 --> 00:07:08,713 I'm afraid it's quite impossible to make it hang evenly, professor Marcus. 60 00:07:08,748 --> 00:07:10,713 Because of the subsidence. 61 00:07:11,214 --> 00:07:12,714 Subsidence? From the bombing. 62 00:07:13,214 --> 00:07:16,179 None of the pictures will. You have no other lodgers? 63 00:07:16,214 --> 00:07:19,464 Oh, no. The upper floors are no longer structurally sound. 64 00:07:19,499 --> 00:07:22,715 But the two rooms at the rear, they're quite all right. 65 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:25,680 Then you live here all alone? Yes. 66 00:07:25,715 --> 00:07:30,716 I think I should tell you, professor, I'm unable to provide breakfast or early morning tea. 67 00:07:31,216 --> 00:07:32,716 This is the sitting room. 68 00:07:33,216 --> 00:07:35,181 And the bedroom is just down here. 69 00:07:35,216 --> 00:07:37,717 These rooms do need an airing, don't they? 70 00:07:38,217 --> 00:07:40,683 I'm afraid there's no proper service. 71 00:07:40,718 --> 00:07:45,634 And the view is, well... 72 00:07:45,669 --> 00:07:48,933 Most exhilarating. 73 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:52,220 The rooms will suit me admirably, Mrs. Wilberforce. 74 00:07:52,255 --> 00:07:54,185 Oh. 75 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:59,220 I shall move in tomorrow if that is convenient to you. Tomorrow? 76 00:07:59,255 --> 00:08:01,101 Oh. Hello. 77 00:08:01,136 --> 00:08:03,637 What's that? Who's talking? 78 00:08:04,138 --> 00:08:06,638 It's only general Gordon. He belonged to my late husband. 79 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:08,638 I had four. Husbands? 80 00:08:09,138 --> 00:08:11,888 No, parrots. And now I've only three. Parrots. 81 00:08:11,923 --> 00:08:14,604 Of course, one small point, Mrs. Wilberforce. 82 00:08:14,639 --> 00:08:18,639 Some friends and I have formed a small musical group. 83 00:08:18,674 --> 00:08:20,604 A string quintet, in fact. 84 00:08:20,639 --> 00:08:23,139 Then you're a musician, a professor of music? 85 00:08:23,174 --> 00:08:25,605 No, no, no. Merely an amateur, you understand. 86 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,605 But we have been looking for somewhere to practice. 87 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:32,141 Now, would it be agreeable to you if... if you were to practice here? 88 00:08:32,641 --> 00:08:35,642 Oh, professor Marcus, I should be delighted. 89 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:38,607 I've always loved music. 90 00:08:38,642 --> 00:08:42,142 Now, if you'll come into my sitting room, I'll find you a key. 91 00:08:42,177 --> 00:08:45,109 I've got a spare one here somewhere in my desk. 92 00:08:45,144 --> 00:08:47,644 I'll let you have it. Then you can let yourself in... 93 00:08:48,144 --> 00:08:50,609 should I happen to be out when you arrive. 94 00:08:50,644 --> 00:08:53,144 You know, I shall be able to let my friends in of an evening. 95 00:08:53,179 --> 00:08:56,145 They can come and go without disturbing you. 96 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:59,111 Oh, it wouldn't disturb me in the least. 97 00:08:59,146 --> 00:09:04,646 I have very few friends. It'll be very pleasant having someone in the house again. 98 00:09:04,681 --> 00:09:08,147 These are my three little companions. 99 00:09:08,647 --> 00:09:11,112 You see? This is general Gordon, 100 00:09:11,147 --> 00:09:13,647 that's admiral Beatty and this one is called... 101 00:09:13,856 --> 00:09:15,863 Mildred. 102 00:09:15,898 --> 00:09:17,863 I should like to pay a few weeks in advance. 103 00:09:17,898 --> 00:09:21,898 Three guineas, I think the... no, please. That will do quite well when you come tomorrow. 104 00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:24,858 I shall have the rooms aired. If there's anything I can do, 105 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,484 I do hope you won't hesitate to ask. 106 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,984 You are most kind. And if I may say so, 107 00:09:31,484 --> 00:09:33,984 you have a very curious and charming house. 108 00:09:34,019 --> 00:09:36,449 Such pretty windows. 109 00:09:36,484 --> 00:09:38,451 Thank you. I'm rather afraid the position... 110 00:09:38,486 --> 00:09:41,951 I always think the windows are the eyes of a house. 111 00:09:41,986 --> 00:09:47,487 And didn't someone say, "the eyes are the windows of the soul"? 112 00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:50,488 I don't really know, but it's such a charming thought. 113 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,988 I do hope someone expressed it. 114 00:09:53,023 --> 00:09:55,453 Well, au revoir. 115 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:59,530 Good morning, professor Marcus. Till tomorrow. 116 00:10:04,739 --> 00:10:06,704 Did you understand all that? 117 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:09,240 We're going to have a guest in the house. 118 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:13,740 "But I saw them last night having, oh, such a time" 119 00:10:13,775 --> 00:10:16,741 "in the twilight" 120 00:10:30,952 --> 00:10:33,952 All right, Mrs. Wilberforce. I'll answer it. 121 00:10:33,987 --> 00:10:36,994 It must be my friends. 122 00:10:42,996 --> 00:10:45,996 Ah, good evening, major Courtney. 123 00:10:46,996 --> 00:10:49,461 Good evening, professor. 124 00:10:49,496 --> 00:10:52,725 I hope I'm not too early. Not at all. Not at all. 125 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,955 Mrs. Wilberforce, may I present major Courtney? 126 00:10:56,497 --> 00:10:59,497 How do you do, Mrs. Wilberforce? I'm honored. 127 00:11:02,498 --> 00:11:04,498 Come in, gentlemen. Come in. 128 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:09,499 May I introduce Mr. Lawson? How do you do, gentlemen? Mr. Lawson. 129 00:11:09,957 --> 00:11:12,965 And Mr. Robinson. Mrs. Wilberforce. 130 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000 - Mr. Robinson. - All right. Thank you. 131 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:20,000 - You're the cellist, Mr. Lawson? - Uh, what, ma'am? 132 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,967 He's the cellist. Yeah. I'm the, uh... 133 00:11:24,002 --> 00:11:28,002 there's only Mr. Harvey to come. I think perhaps we might, uh, 134 00:11:28,037 --> 00:11:31,002 go upstairs. Yes. Yes. 135 00:11:33,002 --> 00:11:35,503 Excuse me, Mrs. Wilberforce. Oh, I'm so sorry, major. 136 00:11:40,754 --> 00:11:42,719 Here. What's all this about, doc? 137 00:11:42,754 --> 00:11:47,255 Take out your instruments. Not "doc" this time, Harry. 138 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,255 Professor. 139 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:59,256 Good evening, Mr. Harvey. It is Mr. Harvey, isn't it? 140 00:11:59,506 --> 00:12:01,471 Yes, it is Mr. Harvey. 141 00:12:01,506 --> 00:12:03,472 Come in. Come in. 142 00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:06,008 The others are all here. 143 00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:12,508 Our Mrs. Wilberforce. 144 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:15,510 The temperamental one. Oh. 145 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:19,010 I do hope you'll be comfortable, gentlemen. Upstairs. 146 00:12:19,045 --> 00:12:22,010 And I do wish you well with your efforts. 147 00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:26,011 Professor Marcus has told me so much about you. 148 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:29,512 I really must just tell you how very happy I am... 149 00:12:29,547 --> 00:12:33,012 - to have you all here. - Thank you. 150 00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:39,228 Who's she? 151 00:12:39,263 --> 00:12:41,513 What does she mean you told her so much about us? 152 00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:43,763 We supposed to make noises with these things? 153 00:12:43,798 --> 00:12:46,031 What kind of noises? Who is she? 154 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,229 Not noises, one round, music. 155 00:12:48,264 --> 00:12:50,764 I said, what does she mean, you... shh. 156 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,319 I tell you, it makes no sense. 157 00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:37,354 If we have to have someone to bring out the money, let's get a professional. 158 00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:39,854 We'll bring it out ourselves. Make a spectacular getaway, you mean. 159 00:13:39,889 --> 00:13:44,855 At 70 miles an hour in the heart of London in broad daylight. 160 00:13:45,105 --> 00:13:48,606 We'll take it back into the station... and send it out by train. 161 00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:51,607 What any intelligent policeman would expect us to do. 162 00:13:51,642 --> 00:13:53,572 You've quite a flair, Louis, for the obvious. 163 00:13:53,607 --> 00:13:58,357 Can't you appreciate that Mrs. Wilberforce is not a mere appendage to my plan, 164 00:13:58,392 --> 00:14:01,375 she's the very core of it. 165 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:04,324 A lopsided old grandma. Yeah. 166 00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:09,026 How do we know we can trust her to do it right if she don't even know what she's doing? 167 00:14:09,061 --> 00:14:11,109 One round? 168 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:14,611 Sweet little old lady like her, it just don't seem right... 169 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,576 for her to be working with us on a stickup caper. 170 00:14:17,611 --> 00:14:21,861 I tell you, I don't like old ladies. I don't like having them around. 171 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,362 I can't stand them. 172 00:14:53,365 --> 00:14:56,367 I thought perhaps before you've all become too absorbed, 173 00:14:56,402 --> 00:14:58,367 you and your guests might like a cup of tea. 174 00:14:58,402 --> 00:15:02,832 Oh, you shouldn't. You know, professor, 175 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:06,368 you didn't tell me the truth about yourself... 176 00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:08,869 and these other gentlemen. 177 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:12,334 You're not the least bit like amateurs. 178 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:16,870 You really must be professionals. You're every bit as good. 179 00:15:16,905 --> 00:15:20,370 Not quite. Though we are rather proud... 180 00:15:20,405 --> 00:15:22,835 of Mr. Harvey's timbre. 181 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:26,871 And that pizzicato passage, Mr. Lawson... quite delightful. 182 00:15:26,906 --> 00:15:30,836 May I ask you where you studied? 183 00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:35,122 Well, I didn't really study anyplace, lady. I just picked it up. 184 00:15:35,157 --> 00:15:39,338 You know, I was so surprised when I heard what you were playing. 185 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:44,873 It brought back something that really I'd completely forgotten all about. 186 00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:46,873 My 21st birthday party. 187 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:50,875 You see, my father had engaged a string quintet... 188 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,392 to come in and play in the evening. 189 00:15:53,427 --> 00:15:55,840 And while they were playing Boccherini, 190 00:15:55,875 --> 00:16:00,877 someone came in and said the old queen had passed away. 191 00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:02,842 Then everyone went home. 192 00:16:02,877 --> 00:16:06,377 And that was the end of my party. 193 00:16:06,412 --> 00:16:09,878 All that time ago in pang Bourne. 194 00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:12,545 Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll run and make the tea. 195 00:16:13,045 --> 00:16:15,045 The kettle must be nearly on the boil. 196 00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:21,344 Who's she talking about? Old queen who? 197 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:24,879 Look, I don't care how we do this job, but let's leave her out of it. 198 00:16:24,914 --> 00:16:26,880 I say, hadn't we better discuss it later? 199 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:29,881 I don't want to discuss it. I want it settled here and now. 200 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:34,346 All right, Louis. I'll put it to the vote. 201 00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:39,381 But understand this: No one is indispensable, and certainly not you, Louis. 202 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,883 Only the plan is essential, the plan, my plan. 203 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:47,598 Major, if we don't use Mrs. "w", 204 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:50,634 if we call in someone else, we'll each have to take a smaller cut. 205 00:16:50,669 --> 00:16:53,099 Yes. Good, we see eye-to-eye. 206 00:16:53,134 --> 00:16:56,635 I don't care what it means, I want her out of it. Two for her, one against. 207 00:16:57,135 --> 00:17:02,303 Harry? I just don't think we can depend on a screwy old dame like that. 208 00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:04,803 It's up to you, one round. 209 00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,768 Uh. 210 00:17:09,803 --> 00:17:13,804 You going to leave a decision like this to a thick-eared muscle man like him? 211 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:17,269 How would he know? What do you mean? I got a vote too, ain't I? 212 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:21,055 It's a democracy, ain't it? And what's the matter with muscle anyway? 213 00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:24,806 Okay, I'm with you and the major. Mrs. Lopsided just got elected. 214 00:17:25,306 --> 00:17:27,306 Of all the stupid ways to decide. Bravo. 215 00:17:27,806 --> 00:17:31,271 A majority decision to do the intelligent thing. 216 00:17:31,306 --> 00:17:35,808 Louis, you accept that decision, or you pack up your fiddle and play elsewhere. 217 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,773 All right. But there's just one thing. 218 00:17:41,808 --> 00:17:45,809 I've never worked with you before, and I don't know anything about you. 219 00:17:45,844 --> 00:17:49,806 But major has, and he says you've got quite a reputation as a master brain. 220 00:17:49,841 --> 00:17:53,768 He'd better be right. If you do your job as well as Mrs. "w" will do hers, 221 00:17:53,803 --> 00:17:57,276 I shall be well satisfied. You just worry about your plan. 222 00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:02,394 'Cause her part sounds like something somebody dreamt up in the booby hatch to while away... 223 00:18:08,812 --> 00:18:11,812 Well, now. Shall I be mother? 224 00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:22,147 Train now arriving at platform one... 225 00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:25,689 is the one-five from Cambridge. 226 00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:34,448 Excuse me, major Courtney, 227 00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:37,025 I wonder if perhaps you'd like some tea? 228 00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:40,023 I wonder if perhaps you'd like some tea, major Courtney? 229 00:19:40,523 --> 00:19:45,523 No, thank you, Mrs. Wilberforce. Please don't bother. 230 00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:54,520 I could make some coffee if you'd prefer. 231 00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:58,019 No, thank you. You're very kind. Thank you. 232 00:20:06,393 --> 00:20:09,358 - Yes, Mrs. Wilberforce? - So sorry to bother you, major. 233 00:20:09,393 --> 00:20:13,371 But before you start again, would one of you hold general Gordon for me? 234 00:20:13,406 --> 00:20:17,350 I have to give him his medicine, you see. I can't quite manage by myself. 235 00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:20,348 Mr. Robinson, would you mind giving Mrs. Wilberforce a hand? 236 00:20:20,383 --> 00:20:22,813 It's a pleasure, Mrs. Wilberforce, I assure you. 237 00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,814 I hope that all you gentlemen will excuse me. Extremely kind, Mr. Robinson. 238 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:29,348 He does dislike taking his medicine, but if somebody... I'll do it right away for you. 239 00:20:29,383 --> 00:20:31,354 I'm afraid it's rather nasty. 240 00:20:31,389 --> 00:20:34,812 I'd better ask the vet to make it a little more palatable. 241 00:20:34,847 --> 00:20:38,345 You leave it to me, ma'am. I'm very good with birds. Oh, really? 242 00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:43,886 Tea, coffee, mend the plumbing, give the parrot his medicine. 243 00:20:43,921 --> 00:20:46,344 Give the parrot his medicine? 244 00:20:51,842 --> 00:20:56,350 - Ow! - Oh, I'm so sorry. I do apologize. 245 00:20:56,385 --> 00:21:00,342 No, no, no. I assure you, he's never bitten anyone before. 246 00:21:00,377 --> 00:21:02,841 Hasn't he? 247 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:05,473 I wonder how we're to get him down. 248 00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:08,257 I am so sorry, Mr. Robinson. I'll get a bandage. 249 00:21:08,292 --> 00:21:11,007 No, don't bother, Mrs. Wilberforce. It's all right. 250 00:21:11,215 --> 00:21:15,130 - Swab the decks. - swab the decks yourself, you filthy-looking... 251 00:21:16,339 --> 00:21:20,339 oh, dear. Oh, dear. Poor Mr. Robinson. 252 00:21:22,338 --> 00:21:24,344 I'm so sorry, major Courtney, 253 00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:27,837 but I'm afraid general Gordon has bitten Mr. Robinson's finger. 254 00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:31,336 Now he's on top of the cabinet and refuses to come down. 255 00:21:31,835 --> 00:21:35,834 Mr. Robinson is on top of the cabinet? No, Mr. Harvey. General Gordon. 256 00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:37,800 Mr. Lawson, you're the tallest. 257 00:21:37,835 --> 00:21:40,334 Do you think you could try to get him down for us? 258 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,374 Sure, I'll get him, ma'am. 259 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:47,332 I feel I'm being such a bother. How could you possibly think a thing like that? 260 00:21:47,367 --> 00:21:49,339 Oh, you are kind. 261 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:53,832 ...very fond of parrots, and they were at sea for many years with my husband. 262 00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:56,296 Here, I'll do it. 263 00:21:56,331 --> 00:21:59,832 - All right, Pavlova. - Captain Wilberforce was in the mercantile marines. 264 00:22:00,331 --> 00:22:03,829 Oh, be quiet, you naughty bird. 265 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,293 Hello. Come here, birdie. 266 00:22:07,328 --> 00:22:09,294 Do be careful, Mr. Lawson. 267 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,829 General Gordon, general Gordon. 268 00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:15,293 Mr. Robinson, do catch him. 269 00:22:15,328 --> 00:22:17,828 Do catch him. Mr. Lawson, it's all right. He'll help you in a minute. 270 00:22:17,863 --> 00:22:23,326 General Gordon. Don't open the door, major. He mustn't get out. 271 00:22:23,361 --> 00:22:25,290 Oh, major, could you help... 272 00:22:25,325 --> 00:22:27,595 Mr. Lawson... no, you're in the chair. 273 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:30,560 Mr. Robinson. Give us a hand, will you? 274 00:22:30,595 --> 00:22:33,491 ...in the conservatory. 275 00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:51,037 I'll get him for you. 276 00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:54,071 Yes, he'll get him. Here, general. Nice birdie. 277 00:23:10,068 --> 00:23:13,533 What are you doing? Him. 278 00:23:13,568 --> 00:23:16,067 Steady, steady. No violence. What are you doing? 279 00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:19,565 - There he goes. - Surely the three of you can catch a parrot. 280 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,564 But there's no ladder. Somebody has to go out of the window. 281 00:23:22,599 --> 00:23:24,529 Go on, then. 282 00:23:24,564 --> 00:23:28,063 Lend him a hand. Get him. I'm wounded in the hand. Get him yourself. 283 00:23:28,098 --> 00:23:30,580 Oh, I do apologize for the disturbance. 284 00:23:30,615 --> 00:23:33,028 Now, you really mustn't trouble anymore. 285 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:35,528 You know, the last time I just phoned the police. 286 00:23:35,563 --> 00:23:38,562 And they came round with the fire brigade and long ladders. 287 00:23:38,597 --> 00:23:41,026 Oh, the wicked, wicked bird. 288 00:23:41,061 --> 00:23:43,560 It's always general Gordon too. He's the naughty one. That's right. 289 00:23:43,595 --> 00:23:45,527 Don't worry about the police or the fire brigade. 290 00:23:45,562 --> 00:23:48,560 I'm not chasing any parrot. I don't care if he's a field marshal. 291 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,060 Land ahoy! 292 00:23:51,227 --> 00:23:54,225 Oh, dear. General Gordon. 293 00:23:54,727 --> 00:23:56,476 I'm not too keen on heights, you know. 294 00:23:56,511 --> 00:23:58,368 Never mind. You stay where you are. 295 00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:00,225 I'll get him. All aboard. 296 00:24:00,726 --> 00:24:04,307 - Sorry, ma'am... - it's all right. You couldn't help it. 297 00:24:05,808 --> 00:24:09,806 Oh, Mr. Lawson. That's great. Now he's flown off again. 298 00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:18,555 Major, was that your nose? Are you all right? 299 00:24:21,054 --> 00:24:23,553 Pretty Polly. 300 00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:30,553 Good morning, Louis. 301 00:24:32,552 --> 00:24:37,552 Why, there he is. I am so sorry you've been disturbed. 302 00:24:38,052 --> 00:24:41,051 Poor darling, he does so dislike taking his medicine. 303 00:24:41,086 --> 00:24:44,050 I think that he's been so upset... 304 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:46,549 I'll leave it until tomorrow. 305 00:24:46,584 --> 00:24:48,515 Right, tomorrow. 306 00:24:48,550 --> 00:24:52,514 Oh, professor, as the practice has already been interrupted, 307 00:24:52,549 --> 00:24:56,048 are you quite sure you wouldn't like any... no, thank you, Mrs. Wilberforce. 308 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:58,513 No tea. Thank you all the same. 309 00:24:58,548 --> 00:25:03,047 Oh, well. I'll make quite sure you're not disturbed again. 310 00:25:03,546 --> 00:25:05,046 I'm ashamed of you. 311 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:09,545 Ashamed of you causing all this... 312 00:25:09,712 --> 00:25:12,212 Such a disturbance. I'm going to shut you in. 313 00:25:12,247 --> 00:25:14,978 But you were a good little girl. 314 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,710 Naughty Polly. Naughty Polly. 315 00:25:35,624 --> 00:25:38,255 Nervous, Louis? 316 00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:41,289 Let's get started. Yeah. 317 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,784 Now, Harry. The gun. 318 00:26:11,284 --> 00:26:13,784 Right. Thank you. 319 00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:37,352 Hey, what do you think you're trying to do? Hey, move on. 320 00:27:41,350 --> 00:27:43,315 Go on, get a move on. We want to get past here. 321 00:27:43,350 --> 00:27:45,849 What's the big idea? You're in our way. 322 00:27:45,884 --> 00:27:48,849 Get out of here, will you? Oh. 323 00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:28,758 There's no driver here. Now, what's all this about? 324 00:28:46,754 --> 00:28:50,254 Take the hand brake off, will you? 325 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:28,830 Disturbance at King's Cross. 326 00:29:51,918 --> 00:29:56,170 The train now arriving at platform one... 327 00:29:56,205 --> 00:30:00,003 is the one-five from Cambridge. 328 00:30:07,922 --> 00:30:10,922 - Here, Charlie. Take this lot up to parcels. - Yeah, all right. 329 00:30:26,924 --> 00:30:30,924 Hello, M-2.G.W., from H.P.C. Urgent message. Begins... 330 00:30:31,424 --> 00:30:34,925 car believed concerned in armed robbery, King's Cross area, found abandoned in field street. 331 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:39,426 It's the one, hmm? There is no trace of stolen property. 332 00:30:50,511 --> 00:30:53,476 It'll disorganize the entire running of the trains. 333 00:30:53,511 --> 00:30:56,011 We know, but we've gotta check all luggage going out of here. 334 00:30:56,046 --> 00:30:57,977 You can't hold up traffic on a mainline station. 335 00:30:58,012 --> 00:31:01,513 We're sure the stuff was brought in here. They'll try and ship it out under our noses. 336 00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:07,263 We've gotta check all the exits. They must be inside. 337 00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:09,264 Yes, all right. I'll phone the yard. 338 00:31:19,515 --> 00:31:22,765 But in broad daylight? I mind me own business. 339 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,015 If you don't mind, just open up. Excuse me. 340 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,981 Sure. It belongs to me aunt Kate. 341 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:31,017 She's just after dying and leaving me a few old knickknacks. 342 00:31:31,052 --> 00:31:34,482 Family items. Keepsakes, you might... 343 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:38,268 excuse me. Could you tell me where I'd go to collect a trunk? 344 00:31:38,303 --> 00:31:42,019 Just over there, madam, where it says "parcels." thank you. 345 00:31:46,019 --> 00:31:50,270 Now, how many pieces of luggage have you booked in in the last 10 to 15 minutes? 346 00:31:50,305 --> 00:31:52,770 Excuse me. Just a minute, lady. 347 00:31:53,271 --> 00:31:56,271 You mean going out or coming in? Going out, leaving the station! 348 00:31:56,306 --> 00:31:59,236 How many? I'll have to check. 349 00:31:59,271 --> 00:32:02,271 It's a trunk. Professor Marcus, who lodges with me, 350 00:32:02,306 --> 00:32:05,272 is having a trunk sent up from... where was it? 351 00:32:05,307 --> 00:32:07,737 Cambridge. He's leaving today. 352 00:32:07,772 --> 00:32:11,440 Coming in from Cambridge for Marcus. Right. 353 00:32:11,475 --> 00:32:13,940 Will you sign for it, please, ma'am? 354 00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:16,708 There it is, right... 355 00:32:16,743 --> 00:32:19,441 going out, how many? 356 00:32:20,941 --> 00:32:23,442 Let me look at the list, will you? 357 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:44,861 Now, major, before we start, let's press button "a," shall we? 358 00:32:46,862 --> 00:32:50,362 It's the police. That's better. 359 00:32:50,397 --> 00:32:53,863 Major, I want you to keep calm, 360 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,863 speak quietly and concentrate. 361 00:32:57,363 --> 00:33:00,328 Have you got that? Splendid. 362 00:33:00,363 --> 00:33:04,864 Mrs. "w" should be coming into view just about... 363 00:33:06,764 --> 00:33:08,564 now. 364 00:33:16,866 --> 00:33:19,866 Now she's driving away. 365 00:33:58,789 --> 00:34:02,081 Major, major, major. 366 00:34:02,116 --> 00:34:05,338 Relax! Calm down! 367 00:34:05,373 --> 00:34:10,374 Back to the station. She's come back to the station. 368 00:34:13,541 --> 00:34:17,791 What's wrong? Major, major, what's happening? Louis, Louis, Louis. 369 00:34:17,826 --> 00:34:19,793 Major? Louis, will you mind your own business, please? 370 00:34:23,793 --> 00:34:28,793 Louis, Louis. Hello, major? 371 00:34:28,828 --> 00:34:30,759 Get out. You get out. 372 00:34:30,794 --> 00:34:32,795 Major, tell me what's happening. 373 00:34:39,128 --> 00:34:40,629 I'm always leaving it. 374 00:34:43,629 --> 00:34:45,594 Tell me, what's she doing? 375 00:34:45,629 --> 00:34:48,629 What's going on here? It's all right. 376 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:53,130 It's just that she went back to get her umbrella. 377 00:35:14,801 --> 00:35:17,766 She could've shocked us all. The silly old... 378 00:35:17,801 --> 00:35:20,301 what you knocking her for? She done it, didn't she? 379 00:35:20,801 --> 00:35:24,302 We're nearly home, Louis. What can possibly go wrong now? 380 00:35:24,337 --> 00:35:26,303 Driver, stop at once! 381 00:35:26,553 --> 00:35:30,553 Don't do that again! I say! 382 00:35:31,053 --> 00:35:34,554 Young man, stop that. Young man, did you hear me? 383 00:35:34,589 --> 00:35:37,054 What are you doing to that horse? 384 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,554 Get out of here. Is this your horse? 385 00:35:41,589 --> 00:35:44,305 Go on, get out of here! Go on, get out! 386 00:35:44,805 --> 00:35:48,805 Shoo! Go on. Get out of it. 387 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,271 Young man. 388 00:35:51,306 --> 00:35:53,848 Do you mind? Now, go on, get out of it. 389 00:35:53,883 --> 00:35:56,390 Get this horse out of the way there. 390 00:35:56,890 --> 00:35:58,432 Whose horse is it? You leave that horse alone! 391 00:35:58,932 --> 00:36:01,390 Look, missus, will you mind your own business? And don't prod. 392 00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:03,390 Get out of here! The poor, defenseless animal. 393 00:36:03,890 --> 00:36:05,857 But, missus, you don't understand. 394 00:36:05,892 --> 00:36:07,892 He's been following me all the way down from Burton Street. 395 00:36:08,392 --> 00:36:09,892 He's had three pounds of my best pippins. 396 00:36:10,392 --> 00:36:12,392 Let's see, that's one in six... he's at it again. 397 00:36:12,427 --> 00:36:14,357 Go on, get out of here. 398 00:36:14,392 --> 00:36:17,894 No, now stop it this instant or I shall report you to the authorities. 399 00:36:18,394 --> 00:36:22,359 Look, missus, will you mind your own business? Driver, driver. 400 00:36:22,394 --> 00:36:25,895 Look, if you like the horse, if you don't want me to break all four of its legs, 401 00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:27,860 get him out of here! 402 00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:31,395 Driver, I insist that you do something to stop this vicious brute. 403 00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:34,395 Listen, lady, this is no business of ours. Keep out of this. 404 00:36:34,562 --> 00:36:37,028 I'm warning you! Keep out! 405 00:36:37,063 --> 00:36:40,028 Keep out! Now get the old witch out of here! 406 00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:43,563 The poor, innocent animal. He's hungry. You don't feed him enough. 407 00:36:44,022 --> 00:36:49,065 Are you going to stand there while this hooligan... look, he's at it again! 408 00:36:49,565 --> 00:36:53,065 Boy, go for a constable. No, lady, please. 409 00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:02,067 Now, listen... 410 00:37:04,567 --> 00:37:07,532 Now, steady on. 411 00:37:07,567 --> 00:37:10,569 Stop it, I say. How disgr... 412 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:22,278 Bogies, I knew it. Let's get out of here. 413 00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:26,320 No, slowly. Drive round the corner and come back. 414 00:37:28,153 --> 00:37:34,029 Constable. This ruffian has been behaving disgracefully. 415 00:37:34,064 --> 00:37:36,071 What's all this about? 416 00:37:38,072 --> 00:37:41,031 What about my barrow? 417 00:37:48,156 --> 00:37:51,658 - Where's my horse? - Stop that! 418 00:37:55,658 --> 00:37:59,123 Where's my horse? 419 00:37:59,158 --> 00:38:02,291 Where's my horse? All right, what's going on here? 420 00:38:02,326 --> 00:38:06,327 How did all this get started? Constable. I can explain. 421 00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:09,827 Officer, he started it. Look what he's done to my cab. I started it? 422 00:38:09,862 --> 00:38:11,786 Your cab? What about my barrow? 423 00:38:12,286 --> 00:38:14,828 What about my wagon? And where's my horse? 424 00:38:28,496 --> 00:38:32,498 I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Shut up! 425 00:38:32,998 --> 00:38:35,463 It's just sitting there. Look, couldn't we... 426 00:38:35,498 --> 00:38:38,998 no one, I hope, is going to suggest that we steal it. 427 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:47,166 Quiet, quiet! 428 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,000 What's going on, sergeant? There's been a fight in the street, sir. 429 00:38:50,035 --> 00:38:52,500 I'm so glad you're here. Mrs. Wilberforce, what are you doing here? 430 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,042 This lout has been behaving... you know her and you let her walk around loose? 431 00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,467 Now, none of that! Don't you distress yourself, ma'am. 432 00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:01,002 You don't know what she's done. Be quiet or I'll have you put in charge. 433 00:39:01,037 --> 00:39:02,967 Look what she did... be quiet! 434 00:39:03,002 --> 00:39:07,003 You better go home, ma'am. If we need a statement, we'll call on you. 435 00:39:07,038 --> 00:39:09,468 Wilson, take this lady home. Use my car. 436 00:39:09,503 --> 00:39:15,004 And it's a brown horse, 11 years old and answers to the name of Dennis. 437 00:39:37,424 --> 00:39:39,924 This way, please. 438 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,884 Could you put it there? 439 00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:51,391 That's right. Ah. 440 00:39:51,426 --> 00:39:54,385 It's so good of you. I do hope I haven't been a bother. 441 00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:56,926 No, ma'am. It's all right. 442 00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:59,886 Good afternoon. 443 00:40:17,513 --> 00:40:20,514 Harry, the police. They're at the house. They're actually in the house. 444 00:40:20,549 --> 00:40:23,520 But where are the others? 445 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:26,514 The bogies brought it home for her. What did you expect? 446 00:40:39,517 --> 00:40:41,523 "In the twilight" 447 00:40:41,558 --> 00:40:45,018 "in the beautiful twilight" 448 00:40:45,053 --> 00:40:47,518 "they all go out" 449 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:57,519 ah, professor. Good afternoon, gentlemen. 450 00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:59,484 Your last rehearsal. 451 00:40:59,519 --> 00:41:03,520 Ah, professor, I must give you back your ten shillings. 452 00:41:03,555 --> 00:41:05,985 Thank you. The cab man wouldn't take any money... 453 00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:09,521 because he said he was going into some other business. 454 00:41:42,192 --> 00:41:45,193 How about that, eh? 455 00:41:46,652 --> 00:41:49,693 How about that? 456 00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:12,113 Right. Got it? 457 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,282 You know, I was even hoping you'd be able to play for them. 458 00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:22,747 Oh, yes, Boccherini. 459 00:42:22,782 --> 00:42:27,783 You know, if only you could have stayed just a few minutes longer. 460 00:42:27,818 --> 00:42:31,284 They will be so disappointed to have missed you. 461 00:42:31,319 --> 00:42:34,284 And as for me, well, I'm sad to see you go. 462 00:42:37,785 --> 00:42:40,785 Gotta get my cello upstairs. 463 00:42:41,035 --> 00:42:43,285 I only hope you've enjoyed it as much as I have. 464 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,535 Indeed we have, madam, thank you, thank you. 465 00:42:45,570 --> 00:42:47,501 Good-bye, major Courtney. 466 00:42:47,536 --> 00:42:50,994 And I do wish you good fortune in your travels. 467 00:42:51,494 --> 00:42:55,537 Thank you very much. Oh, indeed, I do. Oh, I'm so sorry. 468 00:42:59,871 --> 00:43:03,871 Good-bye, professor Marcus. Good-bye, gentlemen. 469 00:43:04,371 --> 00:43:07,915 Good-bye. Tootle-oo. 470 00:43:12,873 --> 00:43:14,415 Mr. Lawson, I must tell you, 471 00:43:14,873 --> 00:43:18,374 when I was listening to your playing of that andante passage a while ago, 472 00:43:18,409 --> 00:43:22,875 I thought it the most sensitive playing I'd ever heard. 473 00:43:22,910 --> 00:43:25,375 You thought it was good, eh? Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. 474 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:29,876 Bye-bye, missus, luv. Bye-bye, Mrs. Wilberforce. 475 00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:31,876 Thanks for the nice tea and everything. 476 00:43:31,911 --> 00:43:33,876 Not at all. Good-bye. Good-bye. 477 00:43:42,627 --> 00:43:45,669 What is that moron playing at? 478 00:43:47,628 --> 00:43:50,094 It's stuck in the door. The case is stuck... 479 00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:53,629 well, ring the bell, brains. Don't just stand there. 480 00:43:55,629 --> 00:43:57,671 Thank you. 481 00:44:17,383 --> 00:44:22,426 It's all right, Mrs. Wilberforce. Everything's under control. Good-bye. 482 00:44:31,801 --> 00:44:33,767 Good-bye. 483 00:44:33,802 --> 00:44:38,135 Get over in the car there. Hey, that's my money. 484 00:44:58,556 --> 00:45:00,271 Go on. Wait a minute. Stop and think. 485 00:45:00,306 --> 00:45:03,306 We haven't the time. Drive on. I said wait a minute! 486 00:45:03,341 --> 00:45:05,307 What are we going to do about her? 487 00:45:09,641 --> 00:45:12,933 Make your mind up. 488 00:45:16,392 --> 00:45:18,357 I tell you, we must do something. She knows. 489 00:45:18,392 --> 00:45:22,892 She saw the money. She'll talk. And my picture's on file and so is Harry�s and yours. 490 00:45:22,927 --> 00:45:27,393 If they take her down to the gallery, she'll shop us. They've got our fingers and thumbs. 491 00:45:59,899 --> 00:46:02,864 Professor Marcus, I don't quite know how to say this... 492 00:46:02,899 --> 00:46:05,899 I suppose you're wondering about the money in Mr. Lawson's cello case. 493 00:46:06,399 --> 00:46:07,900 Why, it's only natural that you should. 494 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,400 I don't think we told you that Mr. Lawson sold his butcher shop in Hammersmith. 495 00:46:12,435 --> 00:46:15,400 That's right, I did. Yes, yes. He got the cash for it... 496 00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:18,901 'cause there wasn't time to, uh, write a check. 497 00:46:18,936 --> 00:46:21,168 I still don't quite understand. 498 00:46:21,203 --> 00:46:24,052 You're wondering about the music. 499 00:46:24,087 --> 00:46:27,745 You're wondering how Mr. Lawson... 500 00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:31,368 uh, is able to play... 501 00:46:31,403 --> 00:46:34,403 Without a cello. Yes, but... 502 00:46:34,438 --> 00:46:37,368 yes, he's going on this tour, 503 00:46:37,403 --> 00:46:41,905 and all he's got in there is... and no cello. 504 00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:44,422 We must get her out of here. A snatch? 505 00:46:44,457 --> 00:46:46,905 Get her into the car. 506 00:46:51,989 --> 00:46:56,407 - Good afternoon, Louisa. - Afternoon, Amelia. 507 00:46:56,442 --> 00:46:59,372 Do come in. These are... 508 00:46:59,407 --> 00:47:03,157 oh, then you were able to stay to tea after all. 509 00:47:03,192 --> 00:47:06,873 How very, very nice. What an exciting surprise. 510 00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:10,408 We'll have to take them both. We've got to get away. 511 00:47:10,443 --> 00:47:13,374 Excuse me, won't you? 512 00:47:13,409 --> 00:47:19,410 Professor Marcus... Constance, good afternoon. And Hypatia. How are you? 513 00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:22,376 Let me present these gentlemen. 514 00:47:22,411 --> 00:47:24,911 Amelia, you've met professor Marcus and this is major Courtney. 515 00:47:24,946 --> 00:47:28,376 Hypatia, have you met major Courtney? 516 00:47:28,411 --> 00:47:33,413 What do you think we should do, charter a bus? 517 00:47:33,448 --> 00:47:36,913 Mr. Robinson and Mr. Harvey. 518 00:47:46,915 --> 00:47:51,415 Lettice, oh, dear. Oh, Louisa, I'm so sorry I'm late. 519 00:47:51,450 --> 00:47:53,416 Ladies, ladies. 520 00:47:53,916 --> 00:47:56,916 Would you all please step into my sitting room? 521 00:47:56,951 --> 00:47:59,381 Ladies, ladies. 522 00:47:59,416 --> 00:48:01,916 There's been a terrible robbery at King's Cross station... 523 00:48:02,416 --> 00:48:04,965 at 1:00 this afternoon. 524 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Oh, have you a paper? May I see the latest test score? 525 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,466 A robbery? At king's cross station? 526 00:48:12,501 --> 00:48:14,467 Yes, it must have been terribly exciting. 527 00:48:14,502 --> 00:48:16,502 The paper says the gangsters... what is the score? 528 00:48:17,002 --> 00:48:19,967 Australia all out for 60,000. 1:00? 529 00:48:20,002 --> 00:48:24,002 Yes. The papers say that the police are not certain... three hundred and ten. 530 00:48:24,037 --> 00:48:25,969 They're out for 310. 531 00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:29,004 They're not certain how the money was brought from the station. 532 00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:33,004 Sixty thousand pounds, they say it is. 533 00:48:50,257 --> 00:48:53,222 Ladies, ladies, please. Do you mind? 534 00:48:53,257 --> 00:48:57,258 You'll step into the sitting room for a few minutes. I'll be with you in a moment, 535 00:48:57,293 --> 00:49:01,258 but I've something of a very private nature to say to these gentlemen. 536 00:49:01,293 --> 00:49:04,223 Constance, I can't help it. I'm very sorry. 537 00:49:04,258 --> 00:49:06,724 Hypatia, I was asking you to step into the sitting room. 538 00:49:06,759 --> 00:49:09,760 Oh, but I want to talk to major Courtney. I can't help it, my dear. 539 00:49:09,795 --> 00:49:14,760 Slip out, move the car into the next row. All right. 540 00:49:14,795 --> 00:49:17,225 Uh-uh. 541 00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:19,262 Leave that here. 542 00:49:29,763 --> 00:49:34,264 Professor Marcus, I take it there's no need for me to look at the newspaper. 543 00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:36,764 Indeed, I thought not. 544 00:49:37,264 --> 00:49:40,265 I am shocked by this revelation. 545 00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:42,230 Shocked and appalled. 546 00:49:42,265 --> 00:49:44,765 And I must tell you, all of you... 547 00:49:45,265 --> 00:49:48,765 where's Mr. Robinson gone? He'll, uh... he'll be back in a moment. 548 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,266 Oh. Now, look, missus, we haven't got much time. 549 00:49:51,301 --> 00:49:55,731 Louisa, you've only laid five places. 550 00:49:55,766 --> 00:49:57,767 Surely these gentlemen are staying for tea. 551 00:50:00,768 --> 00:50:04,233 They want to play to us. No, I don't... 552 00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:08,768 oh, no. I'm sorry, but we mustn't press them. 553 00:50:08,803 --> 00:50:10,733 Oh, let them play, Louisa. 554 00:50:10,768 --> 00:50:13,270 We can't press them, Lettice, I'm sorry. They must hurry. 555 00:50:13,770 --> 00:50:16,270 It'd be nice when we're having our teas. Come, dear. 556 00:50:16,770 --> 00:50:19,020 Yes, we will have them by and by. 557 00:50:19,055 --> 00:50:21,163 Now, Amelia, if you don't mind. 558 00:50:21,198 --> 00:50:23,271 They'll all come. I assure you. 559 00:50:23,306 --> 00:50:25,237 Yes, I do assure you. 560 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:28,522 You know, at the bottom of the garden there's a most jolly little... 561 00:50:28,557 --> 00:50:31,772 Hypatia, didn't you hear me say we'll just go in the sitting room? 562 00:50:32,273 --> 00:50:35,023 Yes, go in. I'm sure they'll come by and by. 563 00:50:35,058 --> 00:50:37,773 Louisa, I think it's very unfair. 564 00:50:37,808 --> 00:50:39,773 Well, there's nothing for it. 565 00:50:39,808 --> 00:50:42,155 You'll have to come in. 566 00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:46,691 But please remember this, these are some of my oldest and closest friends. 567 00:50:46,726 --> 00:50:50,692 They mustn't get the slightest inkling of this disgraceful affair. 568 00:50:50,727 --> 00:50:54,943 Oh, really. This is the most embarrassing position. 569 00:50:54,978 --> 00:50:57,908 Embarrassing and humiliating. 570 00:50:57,943 --> 00:51:01,693 Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen. 571 00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:04,028 All right, ma'am. 572 00:51:11,028 --> 00:51:13,028 No, please. 573 00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:20,030 Now we will go in. 574 00:51:55,534 --> 00:52:00,536 "Darling, I am growing old" 575 00:52:02,036 --> 00:52:07,036 "silver threads among the gold" 576 00:52:08,537 --> 00:52:14,038 "shine upon my brow today" 577 00:52:15,538 --> 00:52:20,039 "life is fading fast away" 578 00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:26,539 but, my darling, you will be 579 00:52:26,574 --> 00:52:28,505 "will be" 580 00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:33,540 "ever as young and fair to me" 581 00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:42,542 good-bye, ladies. Good-bye. 582 00:52:45,542 --> 00:52:50,009 I thought they'd never go home. 583 00:52:50,044 --> 00:52:53,294 Mrs. Wilberforce, I don't think you quite understand... 584 00:52:53,329 --> 00:52:56,294 the intricacies of this particular situation. 585 00:52:56,329 --> 00:52:58,759 Let me try to explain, Mrs. Wilberforce. 586 00:52:58,794 --> 00:53:02,795 You see, in this case, it would do no good to take the money back. 587 00:53:02,830 --> 00:53:06,796 Strange as it may seem to you, nobody wants the money back. 588 00:53:07,296 --> 00:53:10,046 Don't expect me to believe that. 589 00:53:10,081 --> 00:53:12,762 But it's true, Mrs. Wilberforce. 590 00:53:12,797 --> 00:53:16,512 You see, this particular shipment of money was insured. 591 00:53:16,547 --> 00:53:21,548 So now the insurance company simply pays to the factory 60,000 pounds, 592 00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:24,513 and then, in order to recover its money, 593 00:53:24,548 --> 00:53:30,049 it puts one farthing on all the premiums, on all the policies... 594 00:53:30,084 --> 00:53:32,050 for all the next year. 595 00:53:32,085 --> 00:53:34,015 You see? 596 00:53:34,050 --> 00:53:36,550 So how much real harm have we done anybody? 597 00:53:36,585 --> 00:53:39,515 One farthing's worth, Mrs. Wilberforce. 598 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,550 You hadn't thought of it like that, had you? 599 00:53:41,717 --> 00:53:44,719 Hey, you know what? I never thought of it like that either. 600 00:53:44,754 --> 00:53:47,517 Surely it isn't as simple as all that. 601 00:53:47,552 --> 00:53:49,552 I assure you, if we tried to take the money back now, 602 00:53:49,587 --> 00:53:52,017 it would simply confuse the whole issue. 603 00:53:52,052 --> 00:53:55,053 They wouldn't even take it back. That's perfectly true. 604 00:53:57,054 --> 00:53:59,519 Oh, but it's quite ridiculous. 605 00:53:59,554 --> 00:54:01,554 Before you speak, Mrs. Wilberforce, 606 00:54:01,589 --> 00:54:03,519 has it occurred to you to wonder... 607 00:54:03,554 --> 00:54:08,054 why five such men as ourselves should have been driven to this? 608 00:54:08,089 --> 00:54:12,555 Why we should risk apprehension, public humiliation, disgrace? 609 00:54:13,055 --> 00:54:14,556 There is not one amongst us... 610 00:54:15,056 --> 00:54:18,556 who is not burdened with responsibilities to others. 611 00:54:18,591 --> 00:54:21,556 Major, tell her. 612 00:54:22,056 --> 00:54:24,022 Tell her your own story. 613 00:54:24,057 --> 00:54:29,023 No, no, I... oh, please, Claude. Tell her. 614 00:54:29,058 --> 00:54:34,058 Well, it's just that... well, at this very moment, Mrs. Wilberforce, 615 00:54:34,093 --> 00:54:37,560 there is waiting an invalid, a dear, sweet, little old lady... 616 00:54:37,595 --> 00:54:40,702 not, may heaven bless her, not unlike yourself... 617 00:54:40,737 --> 00:54:43,810 waiting with patient serenity, but with high hope... 618 00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:46,561 that she has nothing more to fear. 619 00:54:48,061 --> 00:54:50,812 My mother. 620 00:54:52,312 --> 00:54:56,062 Each of them could tell a similar story. 621 00:54:56,097 --> 00:54:59,813 I planned the robbery, Mrs. Wilberforce. 622 00:55:01,313 --> 00:55:03,313 I wanted to help them. 623 00:55:11,314 --> 00:55:17,315 No, I don't think, even if what you say is true, 624 00:55:17,350 --> 00:55:20,316 I still don't think it can be said... 625 00:55:20,816 --> 00:55:23,781 to be enough justification... 626 00:55:23,816 --> 00:55:27,067 Madam, how can you be so heartless? You're a cruel woman. 627 00:55:27,102 --> 00:55:30,318 But to sit in judgment on your fellow creatures. I'm sorry. 628 00:55:30,353 --> 00:55:33,085 This is getting us nowhere. We must do something. 629 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:35,594 Quite right, Mr. Harvey, we've got to tell her. 630 00:55:35,629 --> 00:55:38,349 Mrs. Wilberforce, I wanted to spare you this, 631 00:55:38,384 --> 00:55:41,034 but I'm afraid the police are after you too. 632 00:55:41,069 --> 00:55:44,570 That's right, you're as hot as the rest of us, ma'am. 633 00:55:44,605 --> 00:55:46,535 As hot? 634 00:55:46,570 --> 00:55:48,570 If they pick her up, there's no saying what they may do to her. 635 00:55:49,070 --> 00:55:52,988 - Pick me up? Would you mind explaining... - job was planned in her house. 636 00:55:53,023 --> 00:55:57,488 She carried the lolly for us. Yes, I know I carried the lolly, but... 637 00:55:57,523 --> 00:55:59,756 but she was ignorant of the plan, of course. 638 00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:01,989 Ignorance in the sight of the law is no excuse. 639 00:56:02,072 --> 00:56:04,572 Even if we swear that she didn't know what she was doing. 640 00:56:04,607 --> 00:56:06,787 They'd never believe us. Yeah. 641 00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:08,823 Who would believe anything we said? 642 00:56:08,858 --> 00:56:11,789 Oh, but this is ridiculous. 643 00:56:11,824 --> 00:56:13,824 I know the superintendent. I shall deny any knowledge. 644 00:56:14,324 --> 00:56:17,789 She'll never stand up to it, of course. 645 00:56:17,824 --> 00:56:21,324 The grilling, the rubber hoses. The rest of her life sewing mail bags. 646 00:56:21,359 --> 00:56:23,291 Mail bags? 647 00:56:23,326 --> 00:56:26,451 And no one to look after the parrots. Oh. 648 00:56:26,486 --> 00:56:29,576 We won't let them get you, Mrs. Wilberforce. 649 00:56:30,076 --> 00:56:32,542 Why not? What's she ever done for us? 650 00:56:32,577 --> 00:56:35,078 If they get us, I'll tell them she planned the job. 651 00:56:35,328 --> 00:56:38,328 I'll tell them she planned the big one. Oh. 652 00:56:38,745 --> 00:56:43,246 The east castle street job. 653 00:56:50,329 --> 00:56:52,746 Oh. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 654 00:56:53,247 --> 00:56:56,747 What am I going to do? What am I going to do? 655 00:56:56,782 --> 00:56:59,712 It's a bogey. A bogey. Oh, no. 656 00:56:59,747 --> 00:57:02,713 Look, out the back way. Stay where you are. 657 00:57:02,748 --> 00:57:05,714 Don't answer it. We must answer it. The light's on. 658 00:57:05,749 --> 00:57:07,749 When you were at the station with the trunk, what did you say to them? 659 00:57:08,249 --> 00:57:10,249 Nothing. I've no idea. I don't remember. 660 00:57:10,284 --> 00:57:12,249 Let's get out of here. Where do we go? 661 00:57:12,749 --> 00:57:15,751 No one's going anywhere. Mrs. Wilberforce, listen to me. 662 00:57:15,786 --> 00:57:18,251 Go to the door. Ask him what he wants. 663 00:57:18,751 --> 00:57:21,751 Say you're going to bed early. Yes. 664 00:57:23,251 --> 00:57:27,252 If he asks about me, say I left this afternoon for Manchester. 665 00:57:27,287 --> 00:57:29,218 Manchester. 666 00:57:29,253 --> 00:57:33,718 Don't let him in, you understand? No. 667 00:57:33,753 --> 00:57:37,754 He can't come in without a search warrant. Not without a search warrant. 668 00:57:38,254 --> 00:57:42,837 You don't want to rot in stir the rest of your life. Be sensible. Stay buttoned up. 669 00:57:43,337 --> 00:57:45,004 Buttoned up? 670 00:57:50,255 --> 00:57:53,255 Yes? 671 00:57:53,338 --> 00:57:56,339 Uh, good evening, Mrs. Wilberforce. What do you want? 672 00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:01,840 It's sergeant McDonald. Yes, I know who it is. What do you want? 673 00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:04,858 The superintendent asked me to call in on the way back. 674 00:58:04,893 --> 00:58:08,367 What about? What's the matter? Oh, it's nothing, ma'am. 675 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:11,842 Just to let you know, we've sorted out all that rumpus. 676 00:58:11,877 --> 00:58:14,307 - You'll not be wanted. - I won't be wanted? 677 00:58:14,342 --> 00:58:18,308 - I won't come in. I'm all wet. - Y-you can't come in! 678 00:58:18,343 --> 00:58:21,809 I'm going to bed early. Professor Marcus left this afternoon. 679 00:58:21,844 --> 00:58:26,844 You can't come in without a search warrant. A search warrant? 680 00:58:27,344 --> 00:58:30,928 What would I be wanting with a search warrant? 681 00:58:30,963 --> 00:58:34,512 You haven't got a search warrant, have you? 682 00:58:34,547 --> 00:58:37,512 No, ma'am. Then good night. 683 00:58:48,264 --> 00:58:52,730 He... c- coming. 684 00:58:52,765 --> 00:58:57,765 Oh, dear. Don't let him in. Whatever he says, just tell him to buzz off. 685 00:59:01,267 --> 00:59:05,767 - You're quite sure you're all right, Mrs. Wilber... - of course I'm all right. 686 00:59:05,802 --> 00:59:08,767 Now, will you please buzz off? 687 00:59:13,769 --> 00:59:17,317 He's going off. He's going away. Was that all right? 688 00:59:17,352 --> 00:59:21,353 Fine. Give him time to move on. Now, now, Mrs. Wilberforce. In here. 689 00:59:21,388 --> 00:59:24,485 - The cases. - Let me give you a piece of advice. 690 00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:29,985 Don't go near a police station again, any police station. 691 00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:35,486 And don't speak to a police constable again, under any circumstances. 692 00:59:35,521 --> 00:59:40,022 Just lie low and stay buttoned up, you understand? Don't talk to anybody about anything. 693 00:59:40,057 --> 00:59:45,023 Surely you don't intend to take the money. Surely we must send back the money. 694 00:59:45,058 --> 00:59:49,988 I agree that we must stay low and... and buttoned up. 695 00:59:50,023 --> 00:59:55,025 It wouldn't be right to keep the money. Now, listen with both ears. 696 00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:57,990 We've had about all we're going to take from you. 697 00:59:58,025 --> 01:00:03,525 You don't seem to realize what this situation means. No. No. 698 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,527 I was quite wrong. Doesn't she understand? 699 01:00:07,027 --> 01:00:11,027 No, it isn't any good. I know what we must do. 700 01:00:11,527 --> 01:00:16,028 I know I carried the lolly for you, but even if they do... 701 01:00:16,063 --> 01:00:18,993 make me sew mail bags, 702 01:00:19,028 --> 01:00:23,528 I would rather... rather go to the police station... 703 01:00:23,563 --> 01:00:27,529 and give myself up. 704 01:00:44,114 --> 01:00:48,115 It ought to look like an accident. 705 01:00:48,150 --> 01:00:52,081 How about suicide? What do you mean? 706 01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:55,616 Well, get her to write a note, you know. "I just couldn't stand it no more. 707 01:00:56,116 --> 01:00:59,618 Signed, Mrs. Wilberforce. " and then somebody goes down and hangs her. 708 01:00:59,653 --> 01:01:02,618 Hmm? Very funny. 709 01:01:06,618 --> 01:01:09,619 You got a better idea? 710 01:01:12,119 --> 01:01:14,619 Who's gonna do it? 711 01:01:14,654 --> 01:01:16,584 I couldn't. 712 01:01:16,619 --> 01:01:19,620 I should be terrified of... muffing it. 713 01:01:19,655 --> 01:01:23,120 I mean to say... well. 714 01:01:26,121 --> 01:01:30,122 It ought to be someone experienced in... 715 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:35,122 why look at me? Why should I... 716 01:01:35,622 --> 01:01:38,122 we know how you feel about her. You've told us so often... 717 01:01:38,157 --> 01:01:40,589 that you hate little old ladies. 718 01:01:40,624 --> 01:01:44,124 And why not you? You are the one who masterminded this mess. 719 01:01:44,624 --> 01:01:47,589 I... I'm not... 720 01:01:47,624 --> 01:01:51,625 Professor, if we're going to the police station, we ought to go now. Hmm? 721 01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:55,126 Well, we'd sooner not go now, ma'am, not in this rain. 722 01:01:55,161 --> 01:01:58,091 Uh, Mr. Lawson here's got a bad cold. 723 01:01:58,126 --> 01:02:01,592 Oh, very well. As soon as the rain stops. 724 01:02:01,627 --> 01:02:05,127 I think, meanwhile, I had better lock these away... 725 01:02:05,162 --> 01:02:08,127 out of temptation. 726 01:02:18,128 --> 01:02:20,129 Thank you. 727 01:03:56,227 --> 01:04:01,228 No, no. I... I won't. I can't. Come, now, major. 728 01:04:01,263 --> 01:04:04,193 Enough of that. 729 01:04:04,228 --> 01:04:06,729 No, no, no. I can't. 730 01:04:14,730 --> 01:04:17,732 All right, Louis. 731 01:04:17,767 --> 01:04:19,732 I lost. 732 01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:22,732 I'll do it. 733 01:04:41,235 --> 01:04:44,735 No, no. Not down there. Not in her own room. 734 01:04:44,770 --> 01:04:48,003 Not in front of the parrots. 735 01:04:48,038 --> 01:04:51,236 Send her up here afterwards. 736 01:05:04,821 --> 01:05:07,321 Ah, good. Mrs. Wilberforce, 737 01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:11,822 major Courtney would like to speak to you privately, if you don't mind. 738 01:05:11,857 --> 01:05:15,823 Upstairs. Major Courtney? But what can he... just a moment, please. 739 01:05:20,823 --> 01:05:24,825 If you wouldn't mind just going upstairs, I think you'll find... 740 01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:28,325 he has the solution to all our problems. 741 01:05:28,825 --> 01:05:31,325 It won't take a minute. 742 01:05:50,077 --> 01:05:52,578 Yes, major Courtney? 743 01:05:59,579 --> 01:06:02,544 She had to go. She asked for it. 744 01:06:02,579 --> 01:06:06,081 She's probably been asking for it all her life. Yeah. 745 01:06:06,581 --> 01:06:09,081 Look what she done to that barrow boy and the cabby and the junk man. 746 01:06:09,581 --> 01:06:11,581 All of 'em out of business in ten minutes. 747 01:06:12,081 --> 01:06:16,082 I promise you, Mrs. Wilberforce, they've no intention of letting you take them to the police. 748 01:06:16,117 --> 01:06:19,083 But professor Marcus said... he was lying. 749 01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:24,583 At this very moment, they believe me to be... to be bargaining for your silence. 750 01:06:25,084 --> 01:06:27,584 These men are criminals, 751 01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:31,584 and I, too, am one of them. 752 01:06:31,619 --> 01:06:35,049 All the same, I don't like it. 753 01:06:35,084 --> 01:06:39,085 Shut up, will ya? Shut up! Please, please. 754 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,085 Let us try to be patient. 755 01:06:57,089 --> 01:07:00,589 All I ask you is to believe me when I say, well, 756 01:07:00,624 --> 01:07:04,054 a spark of decency remains. 757 01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:07,090 I was moved, madam, by your appeal. 758 01:07:07,590 --> 01:07:11,591 I shall go to the police, even if the others do not. 759 01:07:11,626 --> 01:07:14,859 But I... I need your help. 760 01:07:14,894 --> 01:07:18,057 Stay here. Guard the money. 761 01:07:18,092 --> 01:07:22,842 Give me time to reach the officers of the law... 762 01:07:23,342 --> 01:07:25,342 and bring them back with me. 763 01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:28,843 - Uh, you do trust me, don't you? - Yes, but, uh... 764 01:08:06,266 --> 01:08:10,064 Major. Major? 765 01:08:10,099 --> 01:08:14,349 What's taking him so long? What's taking him so... 766 01:08:14,384 --> 01:08:18,600 Be quiet. I am still talking to major Courtney. 767 01:08:18,635 --> 01:08:21,101 Wait downstairs. 768 01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:27,601 He's gone. The major's gone. He's crossed us. 769 01:08:28,101 --> 01:08:30,102 Mrs. Wilberforce. 770 01:08:31,853 --> 01:08:34,853 It's gone. The lolly's gone! 771 01:08:38,353 --> 01:08:41,853 He didn't go the back way. He's done it. He's took the lot! 772 01:08:41,888 --> 01:08:45,855 I've nothing to say! I'm going to stay buttoned up. 773 01:09:02,190 --> 01:09:05,691 Louis! On the roof! 774 01:09:11,191 --> 01:09:14,192 On the roof, quickly! Cover the back! 775 01:09:33,944 --> 01:09:36,946 Now, now, Louis. Well, don't get excited. 776 01:09:42,446 --> 01:09:44,946 Oh, my word! 777 01:09:52,948 --> 01:09:56,949 Professor, may I ask you... no, thank you, Mrs. Wilberforce. No tea. Thank you. 778 01:09:58,949 --> 01:10:03,449 What are you all doing? Professor! Where did you get that cello case? 779 01:10:03,484 --> 01:10:07,950 I'll have that, Mr. Robinson. I gave Mrs. Wilberforce our word... 780 01:10:07,985 --> 01:10:10,450 that no attempt would be made to remove the money. 781 01:10:10,485 --> 01:10:12,950 Thank you. Thank you! 782 01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:20,452 Be sensible, old man. You don't think I'd walk out on you? 783 01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:23,452 The idea is preposterous. 784 01:10:23,952 --> 01:10:26,917 You know me better than that. 785 01:10:26,952 --> 01:10:29,954 Louis! Oh, no. Louis, old chap. Please. 786 01:10:30,454 --> 01:10:35,419 No. Don't. No. Louis, Louis! No. Louis, Louis! 787 01:10:35,454 --> 01:10:40,955 It won't do any harm to tell you now. Major Courtney has gone for the police. 788 01:10:41,456 --> 01:10:44,456 They'll be here shortly. Oh, whatever's that? 789 01:10:44,956 --> 01:10:47,956 I expect something fell off the roof. Maybe a chimney pot. The roof! 790 01:10:47,991 --> 01:10:49,957 A chimney pot. See who it is, Harry. 791 01:10:55,374 --> 01:10:58,839 We'll talk about this when the police get here. 792 01:10:58,874 --> 01:11:03,875 It's long past my bedtime, and I've had a most exhausting day. 793 01:11:11,877 --> 01:11:16,335 Well, where is he? Where is the major? Is he up there still? 794 01:11:16,370 --> 01:11:18,842 No, no. He, uh... he come down. 795 01:11:18,877 --> 01:11:23,879 - Well, bring him here. - He come down with the chimney pot. 796 01:11:23,914 --> 01:11:26,844 The chimney... is he hurt? 797 01:11:26,879 --> 01:11:29,879 I shouldn't think he felt a thing. 798 01:11:49,465 --> 01:11:51,930 I just decided something. 799 01:11:51,965 --> 01:11:55,966 I decided I changed my mind. I ain't gonna do it. 800 01:11:56,383 --> 01:11:58,348 What? What are you saying? Why not? 801 01:11:58,383 --> 01:12:00,884 You're in this as much as we are. It's too late now, 802 01:12:01,384 --> 01:12:03,885 one round, to have a mind to change. 803 01:12:04,385 --> 01:12:08,635 - This is a hanging matter, one round. - Why is it a hanging matter... 804 01:12:08,670 --> 01:12:12,885 for doing the major any more than it is for doing Mrs. Lopsided, eh? 805 01:12:13,385 --> 01:12:15,852 - That's not the point. - Come on. 806 01:12:15,887 --> 01:12:19,887 Listen, I drew the match last time, didn't I? I took my chances, didn't I? 807 01:12:19,922 --> 01:12:23,387 I sat there when we thought the major was doing it, okay? 808 01:12:23,887 --> 01:12:27,389 I've had enough. If we were gonna do it, we should have done it and got it over with. 809 01:12:27,424 --> 01:12:31,407 Ahh, you're being stupid. Okay, I'm stupid, 810 01:12:31,442 --> 01:12:35,390 but nobody touches Mrs. Lopsided, nobody. 811 01:12:38,390 --> 01:12:39,890 I see. 812 01:12:43,348 --> 01:12:46,224 - Maybe one round is right. - What? 813 01:12:46,724 --> 01:12:49,189 As one round says, 814 01:12:49,224 --> 01:12:53,189 the first thing to do is to lose the poor old major. 815 01:12:53,224 --> 01:12:55,767 There's a wheelbarrow out there. Would you mind fetching it, please? 816 01:12:55,802 --> 01:12:58,726 What for? The major has a train to catch. 817 01:13:06,143 --> 01:13:10,645 Harry and Louis are desperate men. We must be careful. 818 01:13:15,895 --> 01:13:18,896 Let's get this clear. No one is running out now. That goose head is... 819 01:13:18,931 --> 01:13:22,862 Unreliable... and dangerous. 820 01:13:22,897 --> 01:13:27,897 I had to sweeten him. That leaves the three of us. 821 01:13:32,398 --> 01:13:34,356 All right. 822 01:14:23,156 --> 01:14:26,621 Stop the clowning, will ya? 823 01:14:26,656 --> 01:14:30,114 Come on. All right, Harry. I'll give one round a hand. 824 01:14:30,614 --> 01:14:34,157 You stay with Louis. 825 01:15:01,869 --> 01:15:04,294 Too noisy, eh? 826 01:15:04,329 --> 01:15:08,330 No, no, no, no. No, I can manage all right. Thank you. 827 01:15:11,330 --> 01:15:13,872 Yeah. 828 01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:32,499 Hello, madam. We're in a tough spot. 829 01:15:32,534 --> 01:15:36,000 Don't shout out or any... 830 01:16:49,345 --> 01:16:52,846 I think, one round, you'd better fetch the car. Here is the key. 831 01:16:53,346 --> 01:16:55,846 There's no need to go through the house. 832 01:16:56,346 --> 01:17:00,347 Hey, professor. You wouldn't be trying to get me out of the way, would you? 833 01:17:00,382 --> 01:17:04,312 Don't be stupid, one round. Don't call me that. 834 01:17:04,347 --> 01:17:08,847 Just don't call me stupid. Just tell me what's going on! 835 01:17:09,347 --> 01:17:11,848 Hey! Hey, what are they doin' in there? 836 01:17:21,266 --> 01:17:24,766 No, no. It wasn't me. You done her! You done her! You... 837 01:17:25,266 --> 01:17:28,766 - No, look! It was Harry! He's got the money. He's gone! - Why, you... 838 01:18:02,105 --> 01:18:05,106 You done her! No, I never... 839 01:18:12,107 --> 01:18:15,114 Aah! You done her! 840 01:18:15,149 --> 01:18:18,608 No, I never! Where's your sense of humor, one round? 841 01:18:26,068 --> 01:18:30,526 Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! 842 01:18:34,986 --> 01:18:38,028 I said nobody was to do her! 843 01:18:40,528 --> 01:18:45,362 I said... I said... I said nobody was to do Mrs. Lopsided! Mr. Harvey! 844 01:18:45,397 --> 01:18:47,904 Stop that! 845 01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:54,863 What are you doing? And who is Mrs. Lopsided, may I ask? 846 01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:59,405 Where's Mr. Robinson? He's... 847 01:18:59,905 --> 01:19:02,864 he's... he's outside. 848 01:19:03,114 --> 01:19:06,657 Somebody took the key. The cello case has gone. 849 01:19:06,692 --> 01:19:09,532 It's, uh, out there too. 850 01:19:10,032 --> 01:19:12,616 Well, bring it in. 851 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:16,581 I fell asleep. 852 01:19:16,616 --> 01:19:20,583 Somebody took the key out of my pocket. 853 01:19:20,618 --> 01:19:24,083 I'm very angry. As you have every right to be. 854 01:19:24,118 --> 01:19:29,619 It's disgraceful, Mrs. Wilberforce. Shameful. Mr. Robinson will answer for it. 855 01:19:35,286 --> 01:19:38,752 I'll take that, thank you. 856 01:19:38,787 --> 01:19:42,287 Professor Marcus, this is another black mark against you. 857 01:19:42,322 --> 01:19:45,246 I shall certainly tell the police. 858 01:19:48,287 --> 01:19:53,788 - What happened? - Why, uh, I thought they done her in. 859 01:19:53,823 --> 01:19:56,247 I thought Harry done her. 860 01:19:56,282 --> 01:19:58,754 So? 861 01:19:58,789 --> 01:20:01,790 So all right. I made a mistake. 862 01:20:06,124 --> 01:20:09,040 - Put him in the barrow. - No. 863 01:20:10,792 --> 01:20:13,757 What? What are you saying? 864 01:20:13,792 --> 01:20:17,792 You lose Harry. I'm staying with mum. 865 01:20:22,543 --> 01:20:26,009 Have you any idea... 866 01:20:26,044 --> 01:20:29,003 what's making those officers so long in coming? 867 01:20:29,378 --> 01:20:34,879 All right. But afterwards, before we do her, we have to take care of him. 868 01:20:34,914 --> 01:20:39,420 What my husband would have said about all this if he were alive! 869 01:20:39,455 --> 01:20:44,417 Captain Wilberforce was in the mercantile marines. 870 01:20:44,452 --> 01:20:49,380 He went down with his ship, oh, 29 years ago... 871 01:20:49,415 --> 01:20:52,888 in a typhoon in the china sea. 872 01:20:52,923 --> 01:20:56,847 These three little creatures were with him. 873 01:20:56,882 --> 01:21:00,882 He kept them in his cabin. Captain Wilberforce... 874 01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:04,890 made sure they were safely on the last boat. 875 01:21:04,925 --> 01:21:10,384 But he himself remained at the salute on the bridge. 876 01:21:12,384 --> 01:21:14,343 Look, uh, I make a proposition to you. 877 01:21:14,718 --> 01:21:17,719 I'll take care of him if you take care of her. 878 01:21:18,136 --> 01:21:22,969 - That's a straight 50-50 split, huh? - No, no. 879 01:21:23,469 --> 01:21:27,470 I would rather it was the other way about. Let me have one round. 880 01:21:27,887 --> 01:21:30,970 You take care of Mrs. "w." wait. 881 01:21:45,222 --> 01:21:48,223 Guess who's next. 882 01:21:53,223 --> 01:21:56,190 Wait a minute, one round. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 883 01:21:56,225 --> 01:21:59,746 Look. We can make a deal. You'll never get away by yourself. 884 01:21:59,781 --> 01:22:03,267 I'll help you. Do him. He's the one who got you into this. 885 01:22:03,302 --> 01:22:06,190 Do him. I heard ya, both of ya. 886 01:22:06,225 --> 01:22:10,727 I been standing here all the time. Sure, you two were gonna put me on the train. 887 01:22:11,227 --> 01:22:14,769 And all the time you been telling me how stupid I am. 888 01:22:14,804 --> 01:22:18,728 Okay. So who looks stupid now, eh? 889 01:22:38,398 --> 01:22:41,356 The safety catch was on. 890 01:22:59,025 --> 01:23:02,367 It was a good plan, you know. 891 01:23:02,402 --> 01:23:06,860 I've worked on so many plans, and they were all good, but this was the best. 892 01:23:06,895 --> 01:23:09,867 Except for the human element. 893 01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:13,903 All good plans include the human element, but then, I admit you were right. 894 01:23:13,938 --> 01:23:18,361 No really good plan could include Mrs. Wilberforce, 895 01:23:18,861 --> 01:23:22,369 unless, of course, we had more men. 896 01:23:22,404 --> 01:23:26,369 There were only five of us.? 897 01:23:26,404 --> 01:23:30,405 What's the matter? What's the matter with you? Take it easy, will you? 898 01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:33,406 But it would take 20 or 30 or 40, perhaps, to deal with her, 899 01:23:33,441 --> 01:23:36,371 because we'll never be able to kill her, Louis. 900 01:23:36,406 --> 01:23:41,908 She'll always be with us, forever and ever and ever. 901 01:23:41,943 --> 01:23:45,873 And there's nothing we can do. You're crazy! 902 01:23:45,908 --> 01:23:49,908 You mustn't say things like that, Louis, because I told you... 903 01:23:49,943 --> 01:23:52,909 you mustn't make me angry! 904 01:24:42,166 --> 01:24:44,666 Over here, Louis. 905 01:25:03,544 --> 01:25:07,086 Seven gone, Louis. One more to go. 906 01:25:48,592 --> 01:25:50,593 Louis. 907 01:25:53,552 --> 01:25:56,093 Louis. 908 01:26:14,096 --> 01:26:16,596 Oh-hoo! 909 01:26:19,055 --> 01:26:21,063 What are you doing? 910 01:26:21,098 --> 01:26:24,063 I won't keep you, Louis. 911 01:26:24,098 --> 01:26:29,182 There'll be another train soon. 912 01:27:36,943 --> 01:27:40,943 But I do hope you'll believe me. It's true I carried the lolly, 913 01:27:40,978 --> 01:27:44,449 but I wasn't really one of the gang. 914 01:27:44,484 --> 01:27:47,944 I admit the caper was planned in my house, 915 01:27:47,979 --> 01:27:50,409 but it wasn't I who planned it. 916 01:27:50,444 --> 01:27:53,945 And I did not plan or have anything to do... 917 01:27:54,445 --> 01:27:56,952 with the east castle street job. 918 01:27:56,987 --> 01:28:01,946 - Didn't you, ma'am? - I don't even know where east castle street is. 919 01:28:02,946 --> 01:28:05,911 Oh, good morning, superintendent. 920 01:28:05,946 --> 01:28:08,448 I was just telling the sergeant... morning. If you'll forgive me, 921 01:28:08,483 --> 01:28:10,913 I'm rather late for an important conference. 922 01:28:10,948 --> 01:28:14,448 I'm sure sergeant Harris'll look after you all right. Oh, but, superintendent, 923 01:28:14,483 --> 01:28:17,414 I did want to ask your advice about some things... 924 01:28:17,449 --> 01:28:21,991 Wat happened to the rest of the gang, ma'am? Well, that's the funny thing. 925 01:28:22,491 --> 01:28:25,915 They all disappeared during the night. 926 01:28:25,950 --> 01:28:29,971 But I have all the lolly... oh, I beg your pardon. I'm so confused. 927 01:28:30,006 --> 01:28:33,992 I have all the money back at the house. You see, I took charge of it. 928 01:28:34,027 --> 01:28:37,451 And they were so alarmed, they simply disappeared. 929 01:28:37,486 --> 01:28:41,219 They didn't have a spaceship, did they? 930 01:28:41,254 --> 01:28:44,917 You're not suggesting I imagined all this? 931 01:28:44,952 --> 01:28:48,954 - No, no, ma'am. - Really, sergeant, you must think my mind is wandering. 932 01:28:48,989 --> 01:28:52,721 No, no, Mrs. Wilberforce. It's just that, uh, well, 933 01:28:52,756 --> 01:28:56,454 for various reasons, we want you to oblige us... 934 01:28:56,489 --> 01:28:59,472 by forgetting all about the matter. 935 01:28:59,507 --> 01:29:02,421 And don't mention it to anyone. Oh! 936 01:29:02,456 --> 01:29:06,456 Oh, I won't mention it, of course. But you'll send someone for the money? 937 01:29:06,956 --> 01:29:11,998 Oh, I think as far as we're concerned, ma'am, why don't you just keep the money? 938 01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:18,923 Keep the money? I can't believe... 939 01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:22,959 oh, I know it's only a farthing on everybody's policies, but, uh... 940 01:29:25,959 --> 01:29:29,459 they said you wouldn't want the money back, 941 01:29:29,494 --> 01:29:32,425 that it would only confuse the issue. 942 01:29:32,460 --> 01:29:35,460 That's right, Mrs. Wilberforce. Now, if you don't mind, 943 01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:38,001 I've got some very pressing business to attend to. 944 01:29:38,036 --> 01:29:40,961 Oh, yes, of course. Good morning. 945 01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:48,712 Mrs. Wilberforce, wait! 946 01:29:48,747 --> 01:29:51,677 Just a moment! 947 01:29:51,712 --> 01:29:55,755 - You forgot it, ma'am. - Oh. No, I don't think I want it. 948 01:29:55,790 --> 01:29:59,214 I never liked it. Now I can buy a dozen new ones. 949 01:29:59,249 --> 01:30:02,714 Oh, uh, good morning, sergeant. 950 01:30:06,716 --> 01:30:09,716 Oh. They're very good, very good. 951 01:30:10,216 --> 01:30:14,217 Turned out nice, hasn't it? Yes, it has. 952 01:30:14,717 --> 01:30:18,217 Oh, hey, look! Lady! 953 01:30:18,717 --> 01:30:20,258 Look!