(Comedians' World)
Hello, everyone.
I'm Jeong Beomgyun of Comedian's World.
There are many types of comedians in Korea.
What kind of world do handsome
and pretty comedians live in?
Let's see the world of attractive comedians.
Princess, the wind is cold.
Go back to your bedroom.
I heard assassins are after me.
I'm too afraid to sleep.
I'll protect you forever.
Then let me see how good you are.
I'll show you my skills.
Who are you?
I'm the princess!
I'm sorry, princess!
It's an assassin!
Stand back, bald princess.
Bring it on!
I'll get you for this...
Are you okay?
Where did you get hurt?
Princess...
I'm Eunuch Ryu now.
We've both lost many things.
Let's go in.
Those were the attractive comedians.
How about ambiguous comedians
who aren't too attractive or ugly?
It is all about effort, effort and more effort.
World of comedians that try hard.
The moon sure is bright tonight.
Princess.
We don't know when assassins will show up.
It's dangerous to be by yourself.
It's boring just staying in the palace.
Then can I teach you self-defense?
Just try defending.
Only defend!
What the...
Hand over the princess!
So many of you just to get one girl.
Come at me all at once!
You jerks...
- Anyone there? / - Take this...
Somebody help!
Hold it! Hold it!
It's not him.
Boss, I'll find him.
Isn't it you?
Oh, no...
Those were the comedians that try hard.
Lastly, we have large comedians.
What if they acted out the same situation?
Let's see the world of large comedians.
That sadly crying bird tonight....
Wonder what it tastes like.
Princess.
You seem very concerned.
What do the people think of me?
They are grateful for you
but they think you're no good.
They like me that much?
This isn't the time for this.
There are rumors that assassins
are trying to kill you.
You must train so that
you can protect yourself.
Alright.
Let's stop here for today.
Princess.
You shouldn't lose focus during training!
You...
This finger.
Amazing!
I got it right?
I'm sleepy since it's so late.
So...
Will you go to your bedroom?
Bring me food.
Good.
Princess.
It might be poisoned, so I'll taste it first.
That's okay.
Princess!
The silver spoon turned black!
That's okay.
Since it's my duty...
I'll taste it.
Off with this man's head!
Just eat! Just eat!
These drums...
The assassins are invading!
You must run!
No.
You must get away!
I can't leave this table of food behind!
You have to survive to eat more!
Look here!
Yes!
Carry her!
Carry the princess out of here!
Excuse me?
(Reserved)
Fine, fine.
I'll pay you double, no four times more!
Get on, princess.
Okay.
I'll open up a path for you!
Follow me!
Yes!
(Let It Be)
They did a survey for office workers asking
their least favorite season to work in.
Let me try too.
You feel sluggish in spring.
Summer is too hot.
You feel restless in fall.
And winter is cold.
The least favorite season to work in...
Four seasons, four seasons...
You don't feel like working
every day.
Look here.
Mr. Song, you do this.
Eunyoung, do this.
It's not because I don't feel like doing it.
Listen up.
This is training.
Just think of it as seeds
for your future success.
This is to benefit you guys.
Okay.
He just doesn't want to work.
Training? Give me a break...
Seeds for our success? Please...
Crafty, crafty...
The crafty guy is...
Lee Dongyun.
Assistant Manager No, listen.
Do you know what your flaw is?
- I talk back. / - So you know.
- So... / - I'll keep working on trying to fix it.
Yeah, that's a bad habit.
- When your higher-up... / - I won't do it again...
Stop it! I said not to do this!
Incurable, incurable...
How do I fix this?
I'll help you.
To get promoted at work,
it's important to work well
but you also need many skills.
You have to be able to convince people
and be tactful according to the situation.
But there's something that's more important.
More important than being convincing and tactful...
Drinking, drinking...
I'll definitely get promoted.
I'm a heavy drinker.
I can drink all night.
We had an idea contest at work.
I won 1st place and got a prize.
Wow! $1,000.
Should I buy that bag I wanted
or a pair of designer shoes?
I'm really happy to get a prize like this.
Time to get home.
I got Eunyoung!
- She got a prize! / - Let's get Korean beef!
Let's get tuna!
- Grab her so she can't leave! / - Grab her!
This isn't a cash prize, it's a...
Price on my head, price on my head...
I bought dinner and all I have left is...
$17.
Just enough for cab fare.
Why is life so hard?
My subordinates keep moving up...
I think it's time to plan
for my old age.
Sign up for pension insurance.
Don't invest in stocks.
Right.
- Now... / - Get pension insurance...
Stop it!
Incurable, incurable...
- Chief... / - You're killing me.
This has to be fixed.
You need to be fixed first!
Everyone, hang in there.
Everyone, smile.
Even if you're tired and down, smile.
(Bad Mothers)
These brats rode motorcycles without licenses.
The mothers should be here soon.
Teacher, are you there?
Hello, Sangeun's mom.
- Have a seat. / - Hello.
Good to see you.
Sorry to call you in when you're so busy.
- It's okay. / - The drama shoot...
Manager Yu.
So why did you call me in?
Sangeun rode a motorcycle without license.
Teacher, Sangeun wouldn't do that.
That's not true.
The stationary store owner saw him.
Teacher.
Is what that owner says
more important than what I say?
Tell me.
Is it me or the stationary store owner?
Of course it's you.
Then is it me or Kim Taehee?
That's so different.
Just pick one person!
What are you doing?
This is the ideal type World Cup.
Why would you do that here?
Method!
Go sit over there.
Kiyul, I'm here.
Gosh...
You used to tutor me as a kid. Stop it.
This is a public setting, Yungi's mom!
I have a girlfriend!
What? You have a girlfriend?
- Yes. / - It doesn't matter.
You're going to break up with her.
Why? We're just fine right now.
I'll tell you!
You'll go in front of your girlfriend's house
and call her to surprise her.
"Honey, I'm in front of your place.
Can you come out?"
Then your girlfriend will say...
"Let's break up!"
Why so suddenly?
You didn't give her time to transform.
My girlfriend doesn't wear makeup.
- But you'll still break up. / - Why?
You'd yell to her window.
"Hu Anna, hurry on out! I want to see you!"
Then your girlfriend will open her window...
"Let's break up!"
Why?
Because you said her surname too!
- What? / - Hu Anna.
Is this roll call?
I don't do that stuff. We go on dates
and have a lot of fun.
But you'll still break up.
Why?
On your way walking her home,
a motorcycle zooms by and you quickly
grab your girlfriend by the waist and say,
"Careful!"
Then your girlfriend says,
"Let's break up!"
Why would she say that when I save her?
Because you grabbed her belly fat
before she could flex!
What is that?
You know what they say.
I should've been born as tuna
if I was going to have this much belly fat!
That's nonsense!
- Let's break up! / - Just go sit over there!
Such nonsense...
- Next is Hyeoncheol's mom. / - Teacher!
Goodness...
Schools are well-built these days.
Nice needlework.
My girlfriend made it for me.
I've turned myself in before.
Guard.
Take these off while I get counseling.
You'll only get longer sentence if you try anything.
Don't worry.
- Go ahead. / - The thing is...
Hyeoncheol rode a motorcycle without a license.
What? Did you see him do it?
Don't just say anything
because you have a mouth!
That's 2 years extra...
For the flowers...
This isn't the time for this.
The boys keep causing trouble together.
I can't take this anymore.
To prevent them from causing trouble,
I'm going to check cell phones every day.
What? Check their cell phones?
You know, regulations for private life are
made with individual's freedom to express
and nation's authority do not interfere in this.
That is the principle of private autonomy.
You know what happens if you don't do this?
What?
You'll become number 2694.
Stop talking about your world. That's scary.
This is a very serious situation.
Sangeun even got into an accident
while riding a motorcycle.
I knew he was up to no good.
That's it. I'm going to go yell at him myself.
Where are you, Sangeun?
Where are you going?
What was that?
This was a stunt double.
What?
It's so hard to counsel!
(Nami and Bungbung)
They're back in 2015.
Nami and Bungbung!
When it's night again...
I don't want to be alone.
- Hey, Bungbung. / - What?
I was eating chips in the park yesterday.
But dozens of pigeons...
- Flew to me. / - Really?
Yeah. I was so scared that I screamed.
Then what?
Some handsome guy passing by
chased the pigeons away.
- Really? / - Yeah.
So I was really thankful.
I bowed to him and said, "Thank you."
What he say?
Get away! Get away!
He wasn't doing that to me, right?
Get away! Get away!
- What the... / - Get away! Get away!
You jerks!
- Sangho. / - What?
I got into another fight with Somi.
You always fight!
I want to break up with her but I can't.
I'll do it for you.
How?
She can't tell us apart.
You'll tell her for me?
- I will. / - Sangmin.
- She's coming! / - Don't worry.
- Somi. / - What do you want to say?
Somi.
Let's break up.
What? Come on...
I'm sorry! It was my fault!
It was my fault!
Hey.
This won't help. We're breaking up!
I'm sorry.
Let's start over again.
Should we?
You jerk!
Somi, I'm Sangmin. I'm Sangmin.
What? How dare you fool me?
We're breaking up.
Hey... She hit me more.
Shut it!
Hey! Don't fight!
It's the time you love! Bungbung time!
Couples check if they love each other.
Singles check if they're still alive.
Hey! Hey!
Where are you?
- Hey. / - What?
It's not the time for songs like this.
Why not?
Actually...
A guy I like is here today.
- Really? / - I'm going to tell him.
That you like him?
- Who? Where is he? / - Where?
- Where? / - Front row in the white t-shirt.
Hold on... Please stand up, sir.
You must've done something wrong in your past life.
- He's handsome. / - You prepared something?
He's really handsome.
Hey...
I really like you a lot.
- Don't panic. / - Don't laugh.
Take this seriously.
So I brought this teddy bear for you.
I'll throw it to you.
If you accept my feelings, throw it back.
If you don't accept,
then just keep it.
Make your choice.
- I'm nervous too. / - If you accept...
Throw it back. If not,
just keep it.
Okay.
1...
2...
3!
Please accept my feelings.
We're a couple now!
Stop him!
(Atomic Pride)
Hello, viewers. I'm Kim Kiyul of Atomic Pride.
Our skit isn't on the search engines
these days. So some people
think our popularity dropped.
That's only because
I blocked us from the portal sites in case
the other skits would get jealous.
I'll unblock Atomic Pride
starting now.
Search for Atomic Pride.
Fine...
1st place Atomic Pride. 2nd Wiggle Wiggle.
Go!
It'll go as I planned.
This kind of pointless men's pride show up
differently before and after marriage.
We'll show you when a man is dating.
Congratulations. As our 100th customer,
you won a 5-day trip to Jeju-do.
- Really? Thank you. / - Congratulations.
Honey!
Hey. Honey.
- Yeah? / - Let's go on a 5-day trip.
Huh?
I won a free trip!
Wow! Awesome!
Next is for a married man.
Congratulations. As our 100th customer,
you won a 5-day trip to Jeju-do. Congratulations!
Really? Thank you.
Congratulations!
Honey, I'm here.
- Hey. / - Hey.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
- For 5 days... / - Yeah?
I have a business trip.
What?
To Jeju-do.
A business trip all of a sudden?
I'm not going there for fun!
A man has to work!
It's common when you work at a company.
Are you feeling sick?
No. I don't have enough makeup on.
You look prettier without makeup.
Just be comfortable around me.
There's no need for that between us.
What is it?
Are you feeling sick?
- I'm not wearing makeup. / - Wear some!
Please!
Are you that comfortable around me?
You have no manners!
Honey, try this.
Is it good?
It's delicious since you fed it to me.
Hey.
Try this.
What's with you?
Did it go bad?
I knew it! It's bad!
- Ma'am! Exchange this! / - Stop it.
I'm so full.
Honey, can you come over today?
I have to meet my friends.
I went grocery shopping
so I could cook for you.
Then I'll meet my friends another time.
Let's go eat.
- Really? Let's go to my house. / - Let's go.
- Honey. / - Yeah.
Are you going to eat out for dinner?
I'm supposed to meet my friends.
But I'll come home for dinner.
- Eat out! / - What?
Why are you trying to eat 2 meals at home?
You have no manners.
This is what I meant.
A married man's pointless pride.
They say you'll regret whether
you get married or not.
But for Atomic Pride, you'll definitely regret
if you don't watch it.
Because you'll have nothing to talk about
when you go to school or work tomorrow.
Isn't that right, everyone?
Moving on, a man's atomic pride
shows up more clearly when we see the
difference between men and women.
First, this is for women.
- Somi. / - Yeah?
- The movie's about to begin, let's go. / - Already?
Are you okay?
- Hold on... / - It really hurts.
Put a band-aid on.
- Let's get you to a hospital. / - It hurts...
Next is for men.
- Movie? / - Sounds good.
It really hurts!
It really hurts...
Hey!
Yeah?
- Is it funny? / - Really funny.
Post it on SNS.
I'll tag you.
This is a woman after breaking up.
Goodness... Somi.
Why are you drinking?
I broke up with my boyfriend.
He was a good guy.
I don't know...
Hey.
Drink and cheer up.
It's okay. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Thanks.
Yeah...
Next is for men.
Why are you drinking?
I broke up.
Really?
She was a good girl.
It just happened.
So it's really over?
Yeah.
- Are you okay? / - Yeah.
- You're over her? / - Yeah.
- Can I date her? / - Yeah.
- Huh? / - Thanks.
Scumbag.
(Stubborn)
Why are you eating that like a little kid?
I felt like eating something.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - What? What? What?
Don't eat chips in the apartment complex.
You'll get crumbs everywhere.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not just tears that
a man shouldn't shed.
What are you talking about?
You can't eat chips.
Another person spilled crumbs while eating
chips before and we got ants.
We got ants.
You're really ugly.
I won't spill crumbs.
- I don't know about that! / - Yeah.
You can't. We'll get ants.
We'll get ants, I get work...
My earphones in my pocket get tangled.
You don't get any girls.
What?
- Only flies. / - What are you saying?
I'll just eat a little.
- I don't know about that! / - Yeah.
You can't.
That was a great impression.
One guy spilled crumbs while eating chips
at a playground and he's been looking for
them for 3 years. Look.
Where?
I don't know about that!
You can't. Think about it.
Let's say if you spilled crumbs.
If it gets on the wind, they'll think it's yellow dust.
They'll think it's yellow dust.
- They'll think crumbs are yellow dust? / - Yes.
So just because I spill some crumbs,
kids on the way to school tomorrow
will be like, "Yellow dust!
Wait...
This yellow dust tastes like chips."
Word will spread and all the kids will
swarm in front of our apartment.
"Shrimp flavor yellow dust!
This is that ultra rare...
Honey butter flavor yellow dust!"
Yum yum, yum, yum.
Are you insane?
- Yeah. / - You're as stubborn as a mule!
- You were being ridiculous! / - Stop it!
Do you think I lived to be 100 to see this?
I'm sick to death of stopping you guys
from fighting.
Someone's here.
What are you talking about?
You don't? I can't either. I won't look back.
He must be here for me.
No, no! I'm not sick of it.
I love things that are a hassle.
I'm totally lazy.
I'm so lazy that when I drink coffee mix...
Look.
- You're drinking the water first. / - Water first.
Just take the coffee mix...
What are you doing?
This is how I have coffee.
- You got it everywhere. / - I'm really lazy.
I don't use my hands when I put on pants.
How do you do that without your hands?
I can do it.
Just like that?
What's with the music?
What are you doing?
- How'd you do that? / - What's he doing?
This is what I do...
There. They're on.
Sir, but your butt is showing.
It's hip hop style.
I say, "Go!"
You say, "Away!"
- Go! / - Away!
- Bye! / - What the...
Why did he put his pants on without hands?
If his pants didn't go up he would've
gone up to heaven.
What does that mean?
I don't know about that!
- You can't eat chips here. / - Yeah.
- How many times must I say? / - Wooil!
- Seongdong! / - Goodness...
Time sure flies.
Yeah. It seems like only yesterday
when we fought each other.
It really was yesterday.
They were at the police station this morning.
They haven't even settled yet.
Anyway, what are you doing?
I think it's my age.
I keep forgetting where I live.
So I'm leaving a trail behind
so I can find my way back.
Very good.
- Our memories fade with age. / - Yeah.
I'll watch them for you.
Thanks.
Go ahead.
Bye.
- Make a good trail. / - What was that?
- What? / - Look at that guy!
He can leave a trail and I can't even eat?
- His memory isn't so good. / - Yeah.
Then you get older. I'll let you eat chips.
That's ridiculous!
Don't just say no.
- Hear me out. / - Go ahead.
Listen...
- This is because of the crumbs. / - Right.
So I'll eat over my hand like this.
- Great idea! / - Right?
That's what I'll do.
What will you do about this?
You brushed your hands!
What should I do? I want to eat chips!
- You want some that badly? / - Yes!
- You should've said so sooner. / - He did.
- What the... / - Okay, okay.
Go eat your chips.
- Thank you! / - But!
Go eat them in an ant hole so that
we don't get ants.
- Geez... / - Very reasonable.
Who goes into an ant hole
just to eat chips?
- You can't. / - Wooil!
- Seongdong. / - What is that?
Wooil...
Where'd you go?
To eat chips.
I should go into an ant hole to eat chips.
What is this?
See? You go into an ant hole too.
- What? I don't want any! / - Or eat these.
Stop it! Stop it already!
Fighting all the time...
If I see this again, I'm going to di...
That was a close one.
I'd better just go home early.
What times is it? Going home already?
The time is... 4:44.
Come on! You can't show up for this!
Go! This is going too far.
Why'd you ask me the time?
My hand is killing me.
No, no! My hand doesn't hurt.
Grab my hands.
I can escape from anything.
No matter how hard you grab me...
You're very weak.
- See? I escaped. / - Gross.
No, no. Watch this. An apple...
Have some apple.
And that's not all.
- A bucket! / - What will you do?
I can take a bucket...
- Goodness... / - That?
Wow!
He tore it!
See?
Why is everyone so stubborn?
(Tour Guides)
What did the guides do to get
so many complaints?
- Geez... / - Where's the owner?
I'm the owner.
I'm angry! I want a refund!
- Why are you so angry? / - Listen.
- Yes. / - The guide was kind.
Good at greetings. But...
That's why I'm angry! I want a refund!
I'll ask my employee when he gets here.
Come here!
I'm sorry.
That's not what's important.
What did you do to make
that tourist so angry?
I got angry at Gyeongbokgung!
How did you make him angry when
you took a photo at Gyeongbokgung?
I took a good photo.
How did you take it?
1, 2, 3.
It came out like this!
Like this!
What is this! I'm angry!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't have a single proper guide.
Eunyoung.
It's nice you're making an effort by
wearing Chinese clothes.
But where did you go after lunch when you
were to take them to the next destination?
What is she doing?
What are you doing?
Friends?
Family?
Smoke after eating!
Why'd you go smoke after eating?
You think people will like the smell of cigarettes?
What is she doing now? What is it?
You feel bad?
So you feel bad?
Menthol!
Menthol cigarettes are still cigarettes!
You look like a nice girl.
Why do you smoke?
What is it?
Excuse me?
- W. / - W.
- D. / - D.
- S. / - S.
- T. / - T.
Withdrawal symptoms!
Go have a smoke!
Geez! Not a single proper guide!
This is nuts...
What the...
What's this sound?
What's with this music?
Are you hiring guides?
We're not. Get out.
It took me 3 hours to do my makeup
for this interview.
Okay, so go.
Let me talk!
Sir!
Go ahead and talk.
For this interview
an actual Beijing opera makeup artist
from China did my makeup.
She went back to China 2 days ago.
So who did your makeup today?
I lived like this for 2 days.
Just leave if you're going to lie.
For real.
An actual makeup artist
from Jilin, China
did my makeup.
And for 2 days...
At home...
I lived like this.
Really?
I even fed my baby like this.
If you lived like this for 2 days,
you probably couldn't bathe.
I bathed.
Nice and clean.
Now I just need to become a guide.
So you tried this hard for 2 days
to become a guide?
Yes.
I get it! Now go!
How futile!
Not a single normal person!
(Wiggle Wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey.
We got so many commercial deals
after being on only 2 episodes.
If they want us so bad we'll be in them.
But...
I don't want to a do a suit commercial.
Why not?
Zo Insung has to make a living too.
Hey.
With a face like this,
you don't have to be so nice.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Sanghun.
What's your blood type?
Me?
Let me guess.
You're...
Handsome.
Nope.
Then what's your type?
Me?
Barbie doll.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow.
Sanghun.
What was hardest for you in the army?
Me?
For me it was crawling.
What about you?
Me too.
Crawling.
But...
Weren't you happier in the army?
Why?
There were no girls to bother us.
Bingo!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
(I'm a Killer)
- Mr. Song. / - Yes, sir.
I heard that the people after my position
have hired killers.
Don't worry, sir. I'll protect you.
I trust you, Mr. Song.
Yes.
I'm a killer.
There's the target.
To hit him I've shot at a target
over 15,000 times as practice.
Now he's the target.
What's wrong with me?
Excuse me.
- Yes? / - I'm sorry but...
Please hold still.
- Why? / - Hold on...
That's it. Good.
Now just...
Goodness... A dot right here. There.
What are you doing?
- I failed. / - Hey!
What's with that guy?
Mr. Song.
Wasn't he trying to shoot me with a crossbow?
It's just your imagination.
I see.
We're...
Brothers...
And killers.
Red, Yellow and Blue.
- We have... / - The best...
Teamwork.
A biochemical that paralyzes the body...
Is in this capsule.
We'll spray some on him and finish him.
Let's do this.
Why'd you squeeze it so tight?
Geez...
We failed.
- Geez... / - It works well.
Mr. Song, a person just got stiff.
It's a mannequin.
- Very well-made. / - Yes.
I thought it was a person.
I'm also a killer.
My mission today is to
pretend to test his hearing
and finish him off.
Here I go.
- Mr. Yu Minsang. / - Yes.
How about a hearing test since you're hospitalized?
Sure.
I got him.
Here.
Raise your hand on the side you hear from.
Here I go.
Hold it!
- Not yet. / - Not yet?
Raise your hand when you hear a sound.
Wait. I feel like if I hear something
I won't be able to raise my hand.
You'll hear a beep now.
No, no, no!
I think you'll hear me screaming.
Get this off me!
I failed.
What is this?
Why are you glaring?
- Mr. Song. / - Yes.
What kind of hearing test is that?
You pig.
What did you say?
- You can hear. / - Really?
What a relief.
I'm a killer.
I'll inject poison in him
and finish him. Here I go.
- Mr. Yu Minsang. / - Yes.
I'll inject you with this pain reliever.
Can you please exchange my
IV first? It's all out.
- After the shot. / - No, it really hurts.
Please exchange that.
I've never done this before.
Please hurry.
Please exchange it.
- Goodness... / - Hey!
That hurts!
What are you doing?
- Please help me. / - Hey!
Why would I help you?
- Please... / - Hey!
No!
I failed.
What are you doing?
Just a moment...
- Goodness... / - What's with you?
I need some of this.
Why would you take that?
I think I need it.
Mr. Song.
Are you doing your job properly?
Did you see that woman?
Do your job right!
I'm Byungchul.
Yeah? That's pretty funny.
That fatty sure is fussy.
I'll pretend to do a blood test this time
and finish him for sure.
- Mr. Yu Minsang. / - Yes.
How about a blood test?
- Yes. / - I got him.
- Mr. Song, I'm going to take a nap. / - Yes.
During my blood test...
- I'll take a nap. / - Here.
I'll take some of your blood.
Wait, wait...
Why are you taking so much blood?
You're a big guy.
But still. That's too much.
It'll be over soon.
I think I'll be the one who will be finished.
Go to sleep.
What is this?
The current time is 19:50.
What does that mean?
Get rid of that!
I failed.
What is all that?
Mr. Song.
What would've happened if
he took that much blood?
- You'd eat that much more. / - Really?
I should've let him took more.
I won't fail twice.
This time I'll pretend to be a sexy nutritionist
and finish him off.
Here I go.
- Mr. Yu Minsang. / - Why are you staggering?
You were the woman from before.
I have hemorrhoids.
- Really? / - Yes.
I'm sorry.
- Don't make fun of me. / - Okay.
Time to eat.
Today...
It's spicy beef stew for a healthy meal.
That's a healthy meal?
Yes.
I didn't know.
Her hair smells nice.
- Here you go. / - Thank you.
I didn't give you chopsticks.
Goodness...
Hey! Hey!
Not in there!
What's wrong?
What is it?
You got your hair in the stew!
Goodness! Goodness!
You're doing that on purpose, aren't you?
- Yes. / - Hey!
I failed.
Look at all this!
Mr. Song, look at this! My clothes are all dirty!
- I'll wash them for you. / - Really?
Hey!
No!
- I'll wash them. / - Hey!
- Mr. Song! / - Excuse me.
Please wear this.
Wait... This is...
- I'm not wearing this! / - Just once.
Mr. Song!
Geez...
We failed yet again.
(Stockholm Syndrome)
Yunho, wasn't lunch delicious?
- Hey... / - Mouth wash...
What isn't delicious to you?
You think everything is delicious.
Geez...
Don't clean your mouth out.
Clean the bank, you freeloaders.
- Start cleaning! Move it! / - Freeze!
- What are you doing? / - Save me! Save me!
Money in the bag!
She'll get suspicious if I don't pick up.
Keep your mouths shut!
Hey, mom.
Yeah.
I'm not causing trouble.
Where am I? At a fast food restaurant
eating a hamburger.
Can I get a bulgogi burger set?
Yeah...
You don't think so?
I'll try my best to serve you.
May I take your order?
Do you have any kind of discount card?
I'll swipe your card...
Mom... Hold it, hold it...
I got to go, mom. Hey.
Where were you running off to?
- I wasn't running away. / - Then what?
I was pretending to get my order to-go.
Why would you pretend to do that?
And you.
- Your acting was great. / - Excuse me?
Thank you. My acting as a part-timer?
No. When you were standing still.
When I was standing still?
You looked just like the old man
in front of the fast food chicken chain!
Very good.
Amazing.
How are you so good at standing like a statue?
I'm heavy so I don't move around much.
Amazing.
- Thank you. / - Don't worry today.
You won't be hearing your name on the news.
Thank you!
She'll go nuts if I don't pick up.
Another call...
Hey, honey.
Where am I?
An amusement park with my nephews.
It's going down!
You don't believe me?
Welcome to the haunted house!
A bat!
Got to go.
Hey.
You were just frowning and standing still.
I'm sorry!
- That was great! / - What?
Me?
A dad forced to come to a theme park!
That was great!
When my dad put me on a ride
he waved at me like this but
his face was frowning like this.
He was dragged there.
Your dad went too far.
- Down on all fours. / - What? Why?
- Did you bad-mouth my dad? / - Me?
Leave families out of this!
- And you. Haunted house. / - Yes?
- Was it you? / - Yes.
- That was great! / - What?
You have so many faces.
How are you so good at acting shocked?
I'm shocked every morning, on the scale.
Amazing!
You went on the ride, right?
- Yes... / - The rollercoaster.
- Yes. / - That was terrible!
Why are you so bad?
Make it more believable.
What do you do when it goes up?
You're scared... But when it goes down...
And that's not all!
The air goes into your mouth!
And then... Cheese!
This is where they take the photo.
And then lastly...
Done!
You look 10 years older.
You should do it like this!
Geez...
That was great acting!
I thought I was really at a theme park
and bought tickets.
You are here because of your kids.
- Down on all fours. / - What?
I'm a bachelor! Get down!
- I'm sorry! / - You're with me until the end.
On the news this week...
9 out of 10 stories will be about your death!
That's too much!
I'm sorry...
- Who is it? / - This is bad...
Who is it?
My girlfriend wants to video chat.
Video chat!
- Amusement park! / - How do we do this?
Hey, honey.
I'm at the amusement park. What?
Where is my nephew?
- Oh, no... / - Of course he's here.
- He's right next to me. / - Cute.
Here.
- Here he is. / - Hello.
My nephew.
Why does he look so old?
He's a victim of environmental pollution.
Of course there are rides here.
Merry-go-round! Merry-go-round!
- There are rides... / - Merry-go-round!
- Honey! / - It's a merry-go-round!
So much fun.
What?
The horse...
Why does the horse look like my nephew?
No! What are you talking about?
My nephew and I are on the log flume.
It's going up... Hold on...
It's scary... It's going up...
It's going down!
Things are crazy! I got to go.
That was great!
- Thank you! / - Thank you!
Not you two.
You.
You were great getting hit by water!
- Me? / - Hey.
How are you so good at getting hit by water?
I get water thrown at me a lot
when I go on blind dates.
Really?
"I can't believe I got set up with you!"
Incredible.
Hey.
Show me that acting again.
Again? Okay...
Getting hit by water.
Don't gargle!
Amazing.
You really helped me out.
I should do something.
I'll grant you all a wish.
You first.
I want to see my mom. Let me go to her.
Where is your mom?
- Yangju, Gyeonggi-do. / - Yangju? Go!
- Thank you! / - And you?
I want to go to my mom too.
- Where is she? / - She's sick in the hospital.
The hospital? Go!
- And you? / - Let me go to my mom too.
- Where is she? / - She passed away.
No! Wait!
- I don't want to see her! / - You don't?
- No! / - Then you and I...
Are together until the end!
(Say It! Yes or No)
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
Hurray, Korea!
As you can see, we're all one.
Though, we grew up in different environments
we share the same memories, experiences
and we've done the same things in our lives.
Now we will prove here that we are all one.
If you feel what we say is...
- Oh, that's true. / - Then it's yes.
- Come on. No way. / - Then it's no.
Say it. Yes or no.
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
First, we'll go back to our school days.
When we were at the snack bar.
Mister.
How much for that bread?
$1.10.
Hey, let me get 10 cents.
Were there kids like this? Yes or no?
It's actually pretty annoying.
I feel like I gave this kid like $11 like this.
- It's actually $9. / - This happens.
- Okay, okay. / - I kept track.
What's even worse is...
Mister, how much for that bread?
It's $1.10.
Let me get $1.
Just ask me to buy it for you!
Yes or no?
Just ask me to buy it for you.
Calm down.
- This happens. / - There are kids like this.
So you're enjoying a beverage
at the snack bar.
So hot...
Hey! Let me get a sip!
What's your blood type?
Have you asked this?
Why would you ask that?
But strangely, if they said type O...
- You just gave them some. / - It happened.
- Type O is okay. / - I didn't get any since...
I'm type A.
- This happens. / - Yes.
This time when you're eating a corn dog...
A corn dog...
Wait up!
Let me get a bite.
- Okay. / - Nice.
- What is it? / - I only got bread!
- This kid only got bread. / - It happens.
- There are kids like this. / - Let me get a bite.
Okay.
And there's another one.
When you're sharing bread with your friends.
It's different for a friend and a good friend.
This is for a friend.
- Want some? / - That looks good. Thanks.
Sure.
This is for a good friend.
Sungwon, want some?
Did you drop it?
Has this happened? Yes or no?
Why?
I was just being nice!
They always got suspicious.
- This happened. / - Yeah.
Now you're trying to eat some bread...
Hey. Can I get some?
Here.
Forget it!
He ate that!
Were there kids like this? Yes or no?
Yes or no?
And...
You get back to class without getting
to eat anything from the snack bar.
You wait for the next break time.
You run as soon as the bell rings. Ding-dong.
Run!
I'm first!
I'm first to the snack bar!
You open the door to the snack bar and...
I ordered first!
What is this?
When did they get here?
When?
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
This time we'll make you agree
about walking the street.
When you're out walking...
You may run into someone in front of you.
- Go ahead. / - Yes.
Yes...
Has this happened? Yes or no?
- You're so in-synch. / - It happens.
Okay.
Now...
Hello.
- Yes... Hello... / - Long time no see.
- Hello. / - How have you been?
How are you?
Good.
Has this happened? Yes or no?
You keep bowing since you're embarrassed.
- What are you doing? / - You keep bowing...
I have to at least do this.
- It's awkward. / - This happens.
- Yeah. / - For couples...
They're walking the street.
Honey, wasn't the movie great?
- Yeah. Let's go eat. / - What should we get?
Today...
How about spaghetti?
Has this happened? Yes or no?
Someone always walks between you.
Now you're going home with your friend.
Hey.
- Stop singing that song. / - I like it.
Stop it! Come on, man.
Why are you getting mad? I'm home. Bye.
Later.
This!
- Has this happened? / - Yes or no?
I got brainwashed...
- This happens... / - I got it stuck in my head...
- This happens. / - Yes.
And for guys...
When you're walking
sometimes your underwear starts to ride up.
- Yeah. / - When that happens...
Have you done this?
- Yes! / - Yes or no?
- Yes. / - Until the day all of Korea is one!
Say it! Yes or no!
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
Wiggle Wiggle 2
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Sanghun.
What did you do this weekend?
Me?
I went on a date with IU.
Hey.
Why would a guy like you
date someone like her?
Community service?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
I'm so stressed out these days.
Why?
You know Won Bin who married Lee Nayoung?
Won Bin?
That average looking guy?
I know I'm trendy but Won Bin just had to
copy my hairstyle!
So that's why people call you,
"The Man From Nowhere."
I just thought of something
that I want to do.
What is it?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow.
Yeonggil.
Yeah?
It's hot out now.
Let's go to a valley.
Where?
Baemsagol, Jirisan?
No.
Dongmakgol, Gangwon-do?
No.
Then where?
The valley between your chest.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Let's have some fun.
Hold it!
Something is missing.
What?
A valley needs to have flowing water!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
(Minsang Debate)
Hello, viewers.
This is Park Yeongjin of Minsang Debate.
Korea's leading opposition the NPAD is
having a tough time with consecutive losses
in the elections and conflicts.
People are concerned that they
won't be able to get out of trouble without
a huge reformation.
We have comedians Yu Minsang
and Kim Daesung here to talk about what
the problem is for the NPAD,
the leading opposition.
Minsang, what do you think?
What? What did you say?
I asked you about the divide in the NPAD.
If you can't answer, you don't have to.
Really?
Then thank you!
- Thank you? / - Sure.
You're thankful for the division in the NPAD?
What?
You didn't have to say anything but you did.
I knew it...
You knew it?
You knew there would be a division?
No! It's not like that... What are you doing?
What's with this division?
What are they doing?
What's with the division?
It's not like that.
I should just go outside.
Outside?
A place?
- What? / - They're fighting for placement?
So they're fighting to get nominated
for next year's general election?
I said that?
I can't believe this!
One?
They shouldn't fight for the nomination
and become one?
- I said that? / - You're not holding back.
- Really? / - Yes.
I'll ask Daesung now.
What do you think of the conflict with
the opposing party?
Well... I...
Rather than that conflict...
There's conflict with my mom and grandma.
My mom and grandma haven't spoken in 20 years.
I see.
What?
- The division of the NPAD... / - What?
We'll start the debate about
what exactly is the problem.
Start!
He startled me.
- Daesung. / - Goodness!
What do you think is the cause for
the opposing party's conflict?
Don't ask me.
What?
- Don't ask me. / - Moon Jaein.
Moon Jaein!
What did party leader Moon Jaein do?
I did not say Moon Jaein! You misheard!
I said don't ask!
Don't ask Moon Jaein what he did wrong?
He did nothing wrong?
No...
No?
It's all Moon Jaein's fault?
I don't know!
Leave?
Moon Jaein should leave?
He should leave?
Did you just say Moon Jaein should leave?
- More, more, more... / - Hold on, Minsang.
Do you mean, the opposing party
should have more conflicts?
No!
Come on...
What?
Museong.
Kim Museong?
The head of Saenuri party Kim Museong?
Geez... You win.
Kim Museong won?
The winner of the conflict in the
opposing party is Kim Museong?
No!
Daesung, let's stop this skit.
Let's make a new one and leave.
Make a new one and leave?
You mean establishing a new party?
Come on...
I mean we're going to leave!
So you'll leave and establish a new party so
whoever is unhappy should follow you?
What?
Viewers, Minsang has sent a love call...
To the politicians of the NPAD.
I did?
A love call!
He sent love calls to 50 girls
but nobody got back to him!
Shut it!
- Was it 52 girls? / - Okay, okay.
It's getting heated up in here.
We'll take a question from the audience now.
Anyone?
Go ahead.
I'm a university student in Incheon.
I'm Kim Seunghye.
Minsang.
I'm a big fan.
- Really? / - I brought a gift for you.
Goodness! A gift?
What is this?
Which party do you want to
wipe out with that?
What kind of question was that?
Answer her.
Which party do you want to wipe out?
Hey!
- The opposing party? / - No, no!
No!
Why do you keep saying opposing party?
Why do I keep talking about the opposing party?
The ruling party has problems too?
No... He got me again.
Congratulations.
What?
The ruling party?
Daesung, are you talking about the conflict
with the ruling party that started with the
revision of the National Assembly Law?
No...
This is dangerous.
What?
The National Assembly Law revision is unconstitutional?
I can't accept a question like this.
It's unacceptable?
The president should definitely veto it?
Let me ask Minsang now.
- No, no. / - What do you think?
Don't attack me. Just skip me.
Don't attack the revisions of
the National Assembly Law and skip over it?
No, it's not like that. I lose.
Should I raise my hands?
Congressmen are yes men that just
raise their hands?
What?
What is he saying?
I can't understand a thing.
It's the separation of the 3 powers
according to the constitution.
You should study!
See? Nobody here knows!
Let's talk about something easy and fun
that everyone knows.
Alright, as Minsang wanted
we'll do something easy and fun.
Good.
We'll play darts.
I love darts.
We have darts prepared.
Take this, Minsang.
- Politics is really big. / - Politics, name game...
And gourd smashing.
- Go. / - I can do it.
- Go ahead! / - Anything but politics.
Go ahead.
Go.
Move!
Yes.
Out of the way!
I am.
No. Move out of the way.
- I've been on stage. / - No...
Hold still.
- You go first. / - No.
You throw first.
Go ahead if you're ready, Daesung.
- Go! / - Yes.
- Name game. / - Yeah!
We'll start right away.
- I am ground... My name is... / - Hold it.
Hold it!
King Kong shower.
Hold it!
- Piggy oink-oink! / - Wait! Wait!
- Hey! / - Yes?
Piggy?
Why is he allowed to stick it here?
He's supposed to throw it.
You were going to throw it?
- No... / - I was standing right here!
- You were trying to hit me? / - No!
- That's dangerous! / - No... Okay...
I said to stick it on one of these.
Okay, I will.
Go ahead.
Gourd smashing.
Gourd smashing?
Take this.
Now...
- The gourd will come up. / - Yes.
Throw the stone at the party you dislike.
Smash it!
Destroy it!
No! I can't!
- Smash one. / - No!
- It's a bit too... / - I won't!
- I'll change gourds. / - Yeah. Different ones.
Throw the stone at the gourd you dislike.
Hey!
I can't!
- You can't do this either? / - No!
- You can't? / - No, no, no.
Then there's only politics left.
Politics...
Moving on...
We'll talk about the conflict of the
- Opposing party... / - Excuse me.
Why are you asking me things like this?
If you go over there,
there are plenty of congressmen.
What are you doing?
There are plenty of congressmen but
what are they all doing?
They should do their jobs properly?
No. I'm saying there are many congressmen.
There are too many congressmen?
- Geez... / - How many should be cut?
- I can't talk to him. / - Well?
Go ahead...
All of them?
Get rid of all the congressmen?
Viewers, Yu Minsang's opinion regarding
getting rid of all the congressmen does not
reflect the opinions of Gag Concert's director
Jo Junhui at all. I just want to emphasize
that these are Minsang's personal opinions.
All will be aired as this is a filmed broadcast.
- Please understand. / - That's ridiculous!
This isn't a live broadcast!
- Alright. / - That makes no sense!
Moving on...
That's nonsense...
- Hold it! / - Here...
Why are you not debating properly?
Let me say a few words.
This congressman has received all sorts of
bribes and has done nothing for the people.
I took a photo of this congressman!
Pathetically playing golf when he should be working.
Take a look at this.
It's this person!
Where?
Doesn't he look like a lazy bum?
Come on...
He's not qualified to be a congressman.
All I can see is his hat.
Look...
- Brush this dust off. / - Now...
Let's wrap this up.
Minsang has gave us his long and
moving opinion on
the conflict of the opposing party and
how a true politician should act.
I almost cried after hearing Minsang today.
Stop lying!
I'll give you one last question.
Tell us how the ruling and opposing parties
should proceed.
- Geez... / - Excuse me?
Why are you talking about this with me?
Talk about that with the party leaders.
You'll talk about it with the party leaders?
Viewers, Minsang has just called out the
ruling and opposing party leaders.
What?
He wants to meet them quickly. Please hurry.
What restaurant did you reserve?
- Somewhere with a room? / - Shut it!
In the next episode
we'll have the big figure in politics that stands
shoulder to shoulder with both party leaders,
king-maker Yu Minsang...
Me?
And debate about what the
sanitation authority
was doing about the spread of MERS.
Thank you.
(No Big Difference)
No big difference. No big difference.
50 steps, 100 steps.
This, that.
Basically, it's the same.
No big difference. No big difference.
Son Heungmin.
Hong Jingyeong.
No big difference. No big difference.
This soccer player.
Jeon Sugyeong.
No big difference. No big difference.
This soccer player.
Oh Jimyeong.
No big difference. No big difference.
But not everything is so similar.
Park Seongho's one step back!
- One step back! / - One step back!
Worse than before. One step back!
One step back!
- One step back! / - One step back!
When celebrities these days act cute,
Krystal is adorable
and Kim Taehee is pretty
but Park Wankyu is one step back!
One step back!
Even after 1,000 years...
One step back!
No big difference.
Internet user agreements.
Group chat messages. No big difference.
Nobody reads them.
No big difference. No big difference.
Men talking about cars.
Women talking about makeup.
No big difference.
What are they talking about?
No big difference. No big difference.
Bulls.
Office workers.
No big difference.
Red makes them crazy!
No big difference. No big difference.
No big difference. Going on outings.
The weather is so nice these days
so people make rice rolls,
slice fruit
and put on makeup to go on outings.
But?
It takes half a day to get ready!
- No big difference. / - Hurry up!
You left in a good mood...
But there's traffic as soon as you leave!
No big difference. No big difference.
You stopped at a rest area for a short break.
But there's traffic at the entrance!
No big difference. No big difference.
You should've got ready faster!
I was moving fast!
That wasn't fast!
Fighting like this is...
No big difference. No big difference.
You finally arrive at your destination...
Why are there so many people?
I said let's just stay home and sleep!
- Why'd we come out! / - I didn't know!
Fighting like this is...
No big difference. No big difference.
Anyway...
To the families...
- That go on outings... / - Since it's nice out...
Listen up.
If you leave your house...
It's a huge hassle!
No big difference. No big difference.
(Fools in Space)
Byungchul, get ready for docking.
- Must we do it like this? / - Start.
Got it.
Glasses docking start.
Captain, you're too fast!
Controlling speed...
Checking location.
Docking!
Docking failed!
Dock again!
Checking location!
Docking!
Dock again!
Stop it!
You can't put glasses on my face?
Why would you dock your glasses?
Just trying to get in the mood.
Delta, Delta. Come in. Come in.
This is the control center...
I'm Jung...
It's disconnected because of the reception.
Control center.
I told you so many times to fix the reception.
Are you guys doing your jobs?
Don't be mad, professor.
- I have some good news. / - What is it?
There are new dishes in the space cafeteria.
Really?
Your favorite dish, bibimbap.
- I love bibimbap! / - And pork cutlets.
And dough soup...
- Poop, poop... / - I love that stuff!
- Sounds great! / - Poop, poop...
- Just thinking about it... / - Poop, poop...
- Poop... / - That sounds weird.
Enjoy eating it.
How can I eat that?
You're laughing? Get him back.
Dough soup is good.
I bet you're all hungry.
Have a late night snack.
A late night snack.
What are we having?
Chicken... Chicken.
This is marinated, this is fried chicken.
This is not fried chicken.
What is this?
Just trying to get in the mood.
It doesn't feel real at all.
Don't you have the real stuff?
You know what I mean. At 10 p.m.
you're thirsty so you open the fridge.
There's a chicken delivery menu
on your fridge door.
Should I order some or not?
Whatever. I'm going to order some. You call...
- Where? / - Where will you order from?
I know a place.
Let me get half marinated and half fried.
The chicken gets here. You open the lid...
Two drumsticks. One fried, one marinated.
Sounds great!
That's my hand!
Geez...
I'll have some cola...
Why do you drink the pickled radish water?
That's the radish water!
Here is the cola.
Chicken goes great with cola.
You shouldn't have fried chicken with cola.
You should have it with beer.
What kind of beer?
On a hot summer night...
The male lead has sweat
only on his uvula.
He opens a can of beer and...
Uvula showing off!
Showing off!
Some beer...
And a drumstick.
Crunchy, chewy...
Drink some beer... It stings your throat.
This.
Can't we get something like this?
I asked the space station to send us fried chicken.
Okay, okay.
- They're bringing fried chicken? / - Good job.
This is Gamma.
I'm coming with your supplies.
Did you bring chicken?
Yes, I have half marinated and half fried.
Hurry up!
Delicious fried chicken!
That sure looks good.
Put the radish in a bowl.
Yes.
Throw out the water.
- I like the water. / - Throw it out.
Goodness...
The door was stuck.
Bring the chicken back!
Fried chicken!
He had his thruster.
Goodness...
- Come further inside. / - Yeah.
We don't want you flying out again.
- Fried chicken. / - Be careful.
Why is this so heavy?
I brought half a bird more.
So thoughtful!
Good job.
Be careful...
Grab him! Grab him!
- I got it! / - Got it!
Got it!
This is just the flyer!
- At least I got a coupon. / - Move it!
We lost the fried chicken!
Delta, Delta. Come in. Come in.
- Professor. / - Yeah.
Your wife is here because she misses you.
- My wife? / - Yes.
- Honey! / - Yeah.
Goodness...
Why is the screen so blurred today?
Byungchul.
It's not blurred.
- Go ahead. / - I can talk now?
- Yes. / - It's me, honey!
Hey. How are you?
- I've been good. / - Good.
Seunghwan is so good to me...
- Good, good, good... / - He's a good guy.
- Good, good, good... / - He's a nice guy.
- Good, good... / - What is this? Go home!
That was fun, Seung... Honey!
He's acting again!
- You're laughing? / - She's doing well.
This is Gamma.
Professor, I'm back with the chicken.
- Be careful and hurry! / - Yes, sir.
- Hey. / - Here.
- We can't have you flying away. / - Yeah.
Fasten this on.
- There. / - I'm secure now.
I got fried chicken and beer.
Beer too?
He's so thoughtful! Chicken and beer.
- Looks good. / - Let's have some.
Don't worry!
- I'll go get him! / - Hurry!
I can't fasten it!
Lose weight!
(R-Point)
This is R-Point.
154th day of isolation.
Our platoon is starting to go crazy.
Commander, your condition is much worse.
- I'm fine. / - No...
Medic! Medic!
Salute.
He hasn't gone crazy, right?
Yes. He graduated at the top of his class
in medical school. He's a true elite.
Take a look at me.
Where does it hurt?
- My condition... / - Yes.
What is it? My condition...
My head really hurts and
sometimes you can get this when
you're faced with a troubling situation.
What is this again?
A headache?
Yes, I have a bad headache.
Why do I feel like I've been had?
- So treat me. / - Before I treat you...
Yeah.
Why are you laughing?
I'm going to crack your head.
I don't want treatment from you. Leave.
- If you don't get treatment from me / - What?
That...
I wanted to change my hair color...
What's that thing called?
- Dye. / - What?
- Dye! / - Yeah, you're going to die.
That wouldn't be good!
I'm so angry...
When is the rescue team getting here?
Are you boys okay?
Who are you?
I've never failed a rescue mission during my
30 years of service. I'm Colonel Yun Hanmin.
Colonel Yun, what do we do?
We can't get in touch with headquarters.
I think we're going to die.
Don't worry.
That's why I brought a high-tech computer.
Look.
This has 32 gigabytes of ram,
USB 4.0,
and SSD of 1,000 terabytes.
It's the latest computer.
Wow!
We'll disturb the enemy's network
and let headquarters know our location.
We can live!
What's the Wi-Fi password?
Do we have Wi-Fi here?
- Then plug in the LAN. / - This doesn't work!
We're going to die.
Come on!
Take this with you!
Save me!
Who are you?
I was captured by the enemy and I escaped.
What a relief.
The enemy post is here.
We never know when they'll attack.
Right.
We could end this if we could burn down
their food storage.
But there's no way.
I'll burn it.
How?
This burns all fat.
It's the diet pill.
Come down from your treadmills.
This is the same as running 300 hours.
With just one pill
you'll become Jun Jihyun right away.
With two, you'll be Jun Jihyun after a diet.
This doesn't just burn fat.
Women, I'm sure your boyfriends
complimented you that you're pretty.
It's because of this.
I gave my 100kg boyfriend this and...
- Lifted him on my shoulders. / - This works?
Excuse me?
- How do I always have boyfriends? / - What?
- I'm pretty and have a great body... / - Huh?
I don't know if I should reveal this...
Come on!
Tell us!
I can make a man's heart burn with this.
Please give me 2 pills.
- Why? / - 2 pills?
- So I can burn it up in the club. / - Shut it!
We're not buying.
I hope you're waiting for "Music Bank" to
come on in the barracks to watch
the girl bands but it's a boy band special.
I must be too tired.
We should attack the enemy first.
There is one way.
If we capture the enemy leader, this war is over.
But we have no way.
- I'll catch him. / - How?
This is when you need
this electric mosquito swatter.
You can catch all mosquitoes and flies.
Also, it's hard to catch a cab at night.
- Just wave this once. / - Why?
100 cabs will line up in front of you.
100?
And this will make unfunny comedians...
- Funny again. / - He needs that.
It can get you rooms during the busy season.
Women, keep this in mind.
If you think you can get Kim Soohyun with this
and set a wedding date...
Keep dreaming.
So that's impossible.
- Let me borrow that. / - To do what?
Cameraman 1, get me in a one-shot.
- Can you see me? / - What are you saying?
We're not buying.
This is a long one so listen carefully.
It's long?
I hope you get a terrible cold for 4 days
as soon as you go on your 5-day leave
and then you suddenly feel better
as soon as you're back.
Why right after coming back?
(Chicken High School)
Welcome, students of Chicken High School!
I'm the smartest one here.
I'm Teacher Ticktock.
Let me check your homework.
Okay.
I didn't do my homework. Oh, no.
- You didn't do your homework? / - I'm sorry.
- Go outside and raise your arms. / - Okay.
- Take your chair! / - Yes.
Whose seat is this?
There is no seat.
Then take the desk out.
Geez...
I'll check your homework.
- Yes. / - Teacher, I did my homework.
Very good.
I didn't do my homework. Better run away.
Where are you going?
- Get him! / - Yes!
Got you!
What are you doing?
Yoga!
Are you okay?
Surprised you, teacher!
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
You startled me!
- Have a seat. / - Yes.
We'll start class now.
The first class is English.
To move forward is to go.
Then how do you say go back?
Back up.
Good job!
It's time for science now.
What is the name of these brothers
that invented the airplane?
Biological brothers?
Good job!
The next class is history.
What's the name of the Japanese general
that lost to Yi Sunsin during the Japanese invasion?
Loser, outcast, a coward
that pretended to be strong.
Good job!
The next class is P.E.
- Let's all do group jump rope. / - Yes.
Teacher Ticktock!
What are you doing?
Group jump rope.
Let me join you.
Okay. Fire Chicken first.
Jump rope!
That's it!
- You're next, principal. / - Jump!
That's it!
What are you doing?
Tug-of-war!
Principal, what's wrong?
I dreamed I lost something precious.
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
We'll all do group jump rope!
- Teacher Ticktock. / - Yes?
What are you doing?
Why are you crying?
- I have to use the bathroom. / - I see.
We're doing group jump rope. Want to join us?
Sure! I'll turn the rope.
Jump!
- Jump, Fire Chicken. / - Got it.
Start.
Principal, what are you doing?
Tug-of-war!
What are you guys doing?
Tug-of-war!
Principal!
What's wrong?
The next skit to be dropped
is Chicken High School.
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
Have a seat and we'll continue class.
- Teacher Ticktock! / - This time...
Teacher Ticktock!
- Vice principal. / - I'm Half-and-half Chicken.
Many students in school want to be a model.
- So I brought a model teacher. / - Great.
When is the model teacher getting here?
Hello, I'm super model Bansun.
- Show us your walking. / - It's very natural.
Walking, walking, walking...
- Walking. / - Why are you walking like that?
It's because I'm old.
I can walk with a stoop at my age.
- Why are you pointing that out? / - I'm sorry.
Teacher, show us a pose.
- Let's do the pose in this photo. / - Okay.
- What is it a photo of? / - A funeral photo.
Everyone takes one when they get old.
- Why do you ask? / - I'm sorry.
Let's make a pose together, teacher.
- Let's pose together. / - Yes.
Be bold.
- Bolder. / - Bold.
You should be bold like this!
A bold pose!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Looks like I'll need a funeral photo.
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
We'll all do group jump rope.
Yes!
Teacher Ticktock!
I want to jump rope...
But my legs are too short for it.
I see.
I can't do it.
- How cute. / - Cut, cut, cut.
A blooper.
Junho's mic... It's a blooper...
We'll exchange the mic and continue.
Mistakes can happen sometimes.
Please be understanding.
What are you doing with the staff?
Tug-of-war!