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铃响了,大家坐好 Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell.
上个礼拜 You know what it means. Last week,
布置的作业是写一篇关于自己家庭的作文 the assignment was to write an essay about your family.
- 他们是...- 什么人! - Who they... - Are!
他们对我们而言...... And what they...
意味着什么! Mean to us!
很好,那么就请拿出你们的作文 Excellent droning. So I want everyone to take out their essays.
在全班面前大声朗读出来 We're going to read them aloud to the class right up here.
我娘说我和我爹特能吃 My mom says that me and my dad have very healthy appetites.
我爸我妈是虔诚的教徒. My mom and dad are very religious.
每晚总能听到他们在睡房里,呼喊, "天哪!" When they're in their bedroom at night, I always hear them yelling, "Jesus!"
我妈妈说我爸爸的眼睛是褐色的因为他浑身上下都是大... My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he is so full of sh...
布赖恩! Brian!
我哥杰克上八年级了. My brother Jack is in eighth grade.
他叫我去问爹... He told me to ask my dad who he voted for...
选总统的时候投谁的票. for... for President.
我问了，我爹说他支持布什. I did and my Dad said he's a total Bush-man.
我哥听了几乎笑死. That made my brother laugh really hard.
每次司徒舅舅来找我爹玩撞球, Whenever my Uncle Stu comes over to play pool with my dad,
我妈说地下室闻上去就好像在上演奇奇和阿冲的闹剧. my mom says the basement smells like a Cheech and Chong movie.
就象那样. Well... it's like this.
我家的狗把作业给吃了 My dog ate my paper.
我阻止来着, 可它就是不听. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.
很有趣，埃瑟瑞德先生 What a lovely sentiment, Mr. Etheridge.
恐怕你家的狗要吃零蛋了而你也跑不掉哦. Maybe your dog can eat the zero you'll be receiving too.
糟了 - Aw, man! - Harsh.
特里克小姐，轮到你了 Miss Trinke? It's your turn now.
我爸爸说生活可一分为二 My dad says life can be split into two categories:
新泽西... 和纽约. New Jersey... and New York.
他曾是个泽西男孩，而后来 My dad was a Jersey boy who became the youngest
他成为纽约最年轻有为的音乐发行人 and most successful music publicist in New York City.
27岁时，他手下雇员达100人 By the time he was 27, he had 1 00 people working for him.
他们都喜欢他,而他，更爱他们. And even though they all loved him, he loved them even more.
伙计们宣传干将们. My fellow flacks and spin doctors.
干杯. Salud.
虽说我爸爸是个工作狂，但还远不及他对我妈妈的疯狂 Daddy loved his job, but not as much as he loved my mom.
当他们相识时，我妈在正纽约当编辑. Mommy was a book editor in New York City when her and Daddy met.
爸爸说他们俩的工作有些相似... Daddy said their jobs were kind of the same...
为他们的客户纠正小错误 they made slight corrections for their clients.
我的朋友，乔治麦克就是个拉皮条的.总是离不开女人 Because George Michael is a pimp who is all about the ladies, my friend.
"我要你"? 这是对男人唱的歌吗? Come on, "l Want Your Sex"? That sound like he's singing to a guy?
爸爸的工作太忙，有时妈妈要等很晚了才能见到他 Daddy worked so much that sometimes Mommy could only see him late at night.
爸爸说这是他们深爱那座城市的原因 Daddy says that's why they both loved the city so much -
那是一座不夜城 it never went to sleep.
而对于我的父母来说，更是如此 And neither did him and Mommy.
经过在纽约浪漫的一年时光 But after a year of romance in New York City,
爸爸说到了该让妈妈瞧瞧他的故乡的时候啦 Daddy said it was time to show Mommy where he came from.
于是带着她回到新泽西，置身于他所向她讲述过的地方 So he took her home to New Jersey and put her through what he said
这是爱情所面对的最大一次考验 was the biggest test their love would ever face :
"带她去见爷爷. " "Introducing her to my pop. "
- 嗨, 您好吗?- 你好? - Hey, how are ya? - How're ya doin'?
这是格特鲁德. - How're ya doin' yourself? - This is Gertrude.
嗨.圣诞快乐. Hi. Merry Christmas.
- 特里克先生，您从事哪一行?- "特里克先生"太见外了. 叫我巴特. - And what do you do, Mr. Trinke? - Easy on the "Mr. Trinke". It's Bart.
30年来，我一直为镇政府工作 I work for the borough, for 30 years now.
他是这里唯一的持证清道车驾驶员 He's the only man in Highlands licensed to operate the street sweeper.
我一直都盼望着有一天能坐上那个呐 Oh, man, I always wanted to ride in one of those things.
如果你不把我儿子甩了,我就带你坐上它兜风去. Well, you continue seeing my son, I can probably get you a turn at the wheel.
我原本呢，只想和他度几个良宵然后就一脚蹬了 I was only gonna sleep with him a few more times and then dump him,
但现在, 既然有这好处... but now, after an offer like that...
真不赖.听听着张利嘴! Holy shit. Listen to the mouth on this one!
哦，现在的姑娘可和妈那时不一样了,对吧，老爸? Oh, yeah, they don't make 'em like Mom anymore, do they, Dad?
- 现在, 我要去酒吧.- 难得啊 - Now, listen, I'm goin' to the bar. - What a shock.
如果你们要趁我不在做点什么,别在我床上哦. If you guys are gonna do anything while I'm gone, stay the hell off of my bed.
- 您要去酒吧?- 他没告诉你么? 我可是酒鬼呢. - You're going to a bar? - Didn't he tell ya? I'm an alcoholic.
- 好啊, 我也想去酒吧呢.- 不，你不会喜欢那种地方的. - Well, I wanna go to the bar too. - No, you don't wanna go to this bar.
那里到处都是一帮喜欢谈陈年旧事的家伙. It's a bunch of old guys talkin' about how good they had it under Kennedy.
这小子还是个圣人呢. The man was a goddamn saint.
那我和你爸去，你若愿意也可来 I'm goin' to the bar with your dad. You can come if you want.
我才不去，好吧，我就留在这儿洗盘子 No, that's OK. I'll stay here and do the dishes.
既然我能做饭，为何不能洗盘子？ I only cooked. Why shouldn't I clean?
请自便，但别洗这一碟 Suit yourself. But don't wash that pan.
我留了一层酱汁准备烧猪肉卷的，别让你给冲掉了 I got a layer of juice built up for the pork roll, and I don't want you scrubbin' it off.
爸爸，这些"酱汁" 都是脂肪啊 That "juice" is called grease, Dad.
对您有害，它会堵塞血管的 It's bad for you. It clogs your arteries.
这叫做酱汁. 正是它滋润了你父亲的肠胃 It's called juice. And it greases a father's insides
这样在他的儿子不辞辛劳的来探望他的时候 so that he can better swallow the shit his son feeds him twice a year
他才能享受儿子一年两次的奉养 when he can be bothered coming to visit him.
于是那晚,爸爸带着妈妈去了爷爷的酒吧 So that night, Daddy took Mommy to Pop's bar,
在那儿她遇上爷爷的另一些孩子, where she got to meet Pop's other children,
他最好的朋友格林和布洛克. his best friends Greenie and Block.
嘿，你家的小子在跳摇摆呢. Hey, your kid's cuttin' a rug.
你以为自己是谁啊, 康妮 钟吗? Who are you, Connie Chung?
爸爸说，妈妈搞定了这次泽西之旅, Daddy said, because Mommy survived her first trip to Jersey,
他们将厮守终生. he knew she was a keeper.
他们出去吃了顿匹萨，作为庆祝订婚. He said they celebrated their engagement by going out for pizza.
于是后来就有了我. And that's how I got here.
要不要偷一些充足家用? Do we have enough of these at home, or should I steal some?
如果要偷点什么,就弄些橡胶手套吧. If you're gonna steal something, steal some rubber gloves.
- 谢谢!- 别客气! - Thank you! - You're welcome!
如此看来，后来每个人都过上幸福的生活 And with that, everyone lived happily ever after.
几乎如此. Almost.
两分钟后我们就出发，行不？ Look, you've got two minutes, and then we have to go, OK?
- 我得走了.- 别催了，行吗? - Or I'm gonna leave. - Would you stop rushing me?
弄不懂怎么会有人用一整天的时光坐在那里准备 I don't understand how somebody who had all day sitting around to get ready
直到我们出发前20分钟! waits till 20 minutes before we have to leave!
你想让每件事都照你的方式完成么! You try getting anything accomplished with this big gut in your way!
一年中就这么几天，如果我迟到就会被解雇! This is one of the few days of the year that I can be fired for being late!
奥利,你想要生孩子的话,就该和我打个招呼! Anytime that you wanna carry this baby, Ollie, you let me know! OK?
我也愿意穿着正常的礼服，而不是这顶帐篷! I would be glad to go back to wearing regular dresses instead of this tent!
衣服看上去够好了，挺华丽的，美极了 The dress looks fine. It's gorgeous, OK? It's beautiful.
哼, 当我站到珍妮杰克逊和雪莉克罗边上时. Yeah, until I'm standing next to Janet Jackson or Sheryl Crow.
你就会发现这有多“好”. Then you'll see how not fine it looks.
格蒂, 求你了, 用你自己的梳子,好么? Gertie, I asked you, please, to use your own brush, OK?
- 你能用你自己的梳子么?- 别这样. - Can you just not use my brush? - Don't start.
每当我要梳头发 It's just that every time I wanna comb my hair
都要用15分钟从梳子上清理这些长长的头发. I spend 1 5 minutes taking these long, bushy hairs out of my brush.
我是说, 你要我... And I mean, you ask me to...
对不起. I'm sorry.
宝贝, 对不起. Baby, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
你都不明白胖成这样是什么滋味! You don't understand what it's like to be this fat!
以前我很苗条的,而现在成了一头令人恶心的猪! I've always been thin, and now I'm a disgusting pig!
这还是我初次参加音乐电视颁奖典礼呢 And it's my first time going to the Video Music Awards
所有姑娘都纤细可人而我却象头鲸鱼! and all the other girls are gonna be skinny, and I'm gonna look like a whale!
宝贝, 宝贝, 随她们纤细可人去吧她们都是磕药的骚货. Baby, baby, they're just skinny 'cause they're all coked-out whores.
我也要做磕药的骚货! I wanna be a coked-out whore!
好吧, 你也能做磕药的骚货. OK, you can be a coked-out whore too.
你也能做磕药的, 磕药的骚货. You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore.
- 对不起.- 我该更细心些. 对不起 - I'm sorry. - I should be more sensitive. I'm sorry.
我该更细心些, 甜心 I should be more sensitive, honey. I know.
- 是的.- 我晓得. - Yes. - I know.
- 宝贝,现在我们得走了，好么?- 好的. - Baby, we have to go now, OK? - OK.
- 我爱你. 我们走吧.- 好的. - I love you. We have to go now. - OK.
- 我也爱你.- 好的, 咱们走吧? - I love you too. - All right, let's go. OK?
再等两分钟. Just give me two minutes.
- 几点了?- 过了20分钟. - What time is it? - 20 after.
- 她会杀了我的!- 我需要引用玛当娜那一段. - She's gonna kill me! - I need the quote for the Madonna release.
"玛当娜相信公众会有自己的判断... OK. "Madonna trusts the public will judge for itself that...
最近在音乐电视中的重大突破 this latest in a long line of breakthrough music videos
并非像他们所指责的是低俗的色情场面." is not the tasteless sexploitation it's accused of being."
- "而是表现艺术."- 关于什么的? - "It's artistic expression." - Of what?
关于女性向世界展示她的... .她的阴唇的永恒需要 Of one woman's constant need to show the world... her labia.
嘿，在新闻稿里能用"阴唇"一词么? Hey, can I use the word "labia" in a press release?
下周见. See you next week.
总有一天，我要去找一个能参加心理助产课的老公. One of these days, I'll get me one of those husbands that show up for Lamaze.
对不起，宝贝. 是因为玛当娜. I'm sorry, babe. It was Madonna.
这么说你是由于另一个女人而迟到的.真不错啊. So you were late because of another woman. That's nice.
- 别这样.我还要工作呀.- 我也有我的工作呢. - Come on. I still gotta do my job. - And I still gotta do mine too.
但我还是及时参加心理助产课了. But I was at Lamaze on time.
瞧，我是说 Look, all I'm saying is
你这个整夜在办公室很少在家里出现的家伙 that guy who used to spend all night at the office and barely live in his apartment?
已经不能再这样下去了. That's not you anymore.
现在的你该在六点下班 Now you have to be the guy who's done by six
立刻回家并以家庭为中心. and comes home and hangs out with his family.
只有这样才行得通. That's the only way we're gonna work.
行吗? OK?
行. OK.
- OK.- 好吧. - OK.- 好吧.
好吧! OK!
- OK.- 好吧. - OK.- 好吧.
- 有何贵干?- 有. - Can I help you? - Yes.
我妻子的羊水破了.她要生小孩了. My wife's water broke. She's gonna have a baby.
- 你先登记一下.- 登记?! - You're gonna have to check in, hon. - Check in?!
哪里, 门房的台子上?! 你干嘛找麻烦?! Where, at the concierge desk?! Why are you being so combative with me?!
首先,把你的手从我身上拿开. First of all, take your hands off my uniform.
其次,病人在哪里呢？ And second, I'm gonna need a patient here.
这是我妻子.这是爱找麻烦的护士 This is my wife. This is the belligerent nurse
对人很不友善,找我的碴儿 that's being so difficult with me, giving me such a hard time.
- 真抱歉. 他有点儿惊慌失措.- 要轮椅么? - I'm sorry. He's a little panicky. - Can I get a wheelchair?
- 我们送你去分娩室...- 好的. - Let's get you up to delivery... - OK.
-...让他把表填好.- 好的. -...and let him fill out the paperwork. - OK.
- 但愿他拿着笔能让人少操点儿心.- 这儿, 甜心. - If we can trust him with a pen. - Here, sweetie.
好的，放松, 吸气.记得, 别紧张. OK, just relax, breathe. Remember, take it easy.
我爱你. 马上就过来, 行么? 我爱你 I love you. I'll be right there, OK? I love you.
- 我也爱你.- 好的，我爱你. - I love you too. - OK, I love you.
我们已经演习过1,000 次了.会顺利的. 能怎样呢? We've practiced this 1,000 times. It'll be great. How hard can it be?
- 用力! 做得很好.- 你很棒. - Push! You're doing good. - You're doing real good.
- 不行了! 我做不到!- 深呼吸 - No, I can't! I can't do it! - Take a breath.
- 痛死了!- 我知道会痛的. - It hurts! - I know it hurts.
好了, 宝贝.用力. 你能做到. It's OK, baby. Push. You can do it.
深呼吸. 五, 四... Take a deep breath. In five, four...
- 你能行-...三, 二, 一. - OK? Here you go. -...three, two, one.
用力. 再用力, 格蒂.再用力. Push. Push harder, Gertie. Push harder.
我已经瞧见宝宝的脑袋顶.再需要使把力就好 The baby's crowning. I can see her. I just need one more push.
- 看见她了?- 棒极了! 我瞧见脑袋了! - Can you see her? - Holy shit! I can see the head!
- 再坚持. 呼吸.- 用力! 宝贝，几乎出来了. - One more. Breathe. - Push! It's almost there, baby.
用力! 你做的很好，用力! Push! You're doing it. Push!
用力! Push!
她出来啦! Here she comes! Here she comes!
她出来啦. Here she is.
- 当爸爸的，要来剪断脐带么?- 是的. - Do you wanna cut the cord, Dad? - Yeah.
请递给我剪刀. Scissors, please.
没错! 她有十个手指头,十个脚趾头. Yes! And she's got all ten fingers, ten toes.
我们去给她洗个澡，做些检查... We'll get her all cleaned up and then we're gonna check...
格蒂? Gertie?
- 宝贝, 瞧.- 格蒂? - Baby, look. - Gertie?
格蒂! Gertie!
格蒂, 听得见么? Gertie, can you hear me?
- 她还好么. 甜心?- 护士, 快叫莫蒂默医生来! - She's OK. Sweetheart? - Nurse, get Dr. Mortimer right away!
她休息呢. 谁是莫蒂默医生? She's resting. Who's Dr. Mortimer?
莫蒂默医生! Dr. Mortimer!
- 怎么了?- 她没有反应了. - What's happening? - She's unresponsive.
- 格蒂!- 格蒂! 格蒂! - Gertie! - Gertie! Gertie!
格蒂, 是我!格蒂? Gertie, it's me! Gertie?
健康的婴儿. Healthy baby. Unresponsive.
- 呼吸停止.- 转过来! - Respiratory arrest. - Turn it around!
- 我妻子怎么了? - What's happening to my wife? - Let's open that lV, please.
宝贝, 你还好么?甜心, 甜心, 醒醒! Baby, are you OK? Sweetheart, sweetheart, wake up!
谁来把特里克先生带出去. Please, someone take Mr. Trinke outside. Please!
我要插管了. I'm gonna have to intubate.
格蒂, 醒醒, 我的挚爱.醒醒. Gertie, wake up, my love. Wake up.
格蒂, 求你 醒醒. Gertie, please. Wake up.
放开我! 格蒂! Get off me! Gertie!
我要和我妻子在一起!格蒂! 格蒂! I wanna stay with my wife! Gertie! Gertie!
出什么事了?! What's happening?!
- 奥利...- 如果不马上让我进去... - Ollie... - If I don't get to go in there right now...
- 我向上帝发誓!- 奥利... 奥利, 冷静. - I swear to God! - Ollie... Ollie, calm down.
去你的, 冷静!行不?! Fuck you, calm down! OK?!
我被拉出来, 我还没看见我的宝宝呢! I got dragged out of there, I haven't got to see my baby!
你的宝宝很好，健康，正常 Your baby is fine. She's healthy, she's normal.
- 格蒂怎么了?- 我要你先冷静下来... - What's wrong with Gertie? - I need you to calm down before l...
瞧, 我很冷静!行么?! Look, I'm calm! OK?!
我很冷静. I'm calm.
我们认为格蒂有一个动脉瘤 We think Gertie had an aneurysm.
她没事吧? Is she OK?
奥利，她已经走了. We lost her, Ollie.
过度的用力导致动脉瘤破裂. The strain of the contractions and the pushing caused the aneurysm to rupture.
动脉瘤几乎没有症状... There are rarely symptoms for aneurysms...
我为你画了张素描 ♪ I drew a picture of you
你和你的烙印 ♪ You and your anchor tattoo
看那熟悉的面容 ♪ And saw the face that I knew
满怀歉疚 ♪ Covered in shame
你画过的那只鸟儿 ♪ You drew the bird that was here
曾经的气宇轩昂 ♪ The kind of sweet chanticleer
却深陷恐惧 ♪ But with a terrible fear
鸟笼也无法驯服 ♪ That the cage couldn't tame
这就是令人心碎的故事 ♪ That's how I knew the story would break my heart
当你长大 ♪ When you're older
这就是令人心碎的故事 ♪ That's how I knew the story would break my heart
老爸，你肯定你能行? You sure you're OK with this, Dad?
什么啊? 她可是我的孙女. What, OK? She's my granddaughter.
任何时候都欢迎,不是么? Yeah, you can stay with me anytime, can't you?
是啊. Yes, you can.
直到你亭亭玉立,被男孩子和追求者包围. Until you're a teenager, with the boys and a reefer.
那时我就不晓得了. Then I don't wanna know about you.
我不想强迫你. I wouldn't impose on you, you know.
但有太多工作...堆积如山... I just got a lot of work... piled up from before and...
- 今晚我回来得会很晚, 成吗?- 你去干你的吧. - I'll be back late tonight, OK? - Yeah, take your time.
你的爸爸太思念你的妈咪了,小丫头. 我也好想她. Your daddy really misses your mommy, kid. I miss her too.
尤其现在. Especially right now.
哦，上帝! - - Oh, Jesus!
请进 Yeah.
- 奥利，你找我?- 对，进来. - You wanted to see me, Ollie? - Yeah, come on in.
我以为你这周不过来了. 还好吧? I didn't think you were gonna be in this week. How you doin'?
- 你还好?- 我很好. - You all right? - I'm fine.
看这则宣传. 出了问题为何不告诉我? Look, this piece in the Post. Why didn't you call me when this broke?
- 我还是从新泽西了解到的- 很酷吧. 那护士是个狂热的追星族. - I had to read about it in New Jersey. - It's cool. The nurse is a fan.
等《探究者》杂志的人拿着大把的钞票在她面前晃的时候，他还会那么狂热吗? Will she still be a fan when the Enquirer flashes a stack of 50s in her face?
听着, 当我不在的时候,出了类似问题的话, Listen, something like this breaks, I'm not in the city,
要么你找到我，要么就走人 you find me or you find another job.
好吧. Yeah, OK.
好吧. OK.
还有什么其它的? What else do we got?
威尔 史密斯. Um, Will Smith.
- 谁?- 新鲜王子? - Who? - The Fresh Prince?
"杰兹杰弗和 新鲜王子"新鲜王子? "DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince" Fresh Prince?
- 是的.- 他怎么了? - Yeah. - What about him?
还记得第一张专辑 "女孩不... You remember the first album, the one with "Girls Ain't...
- 摇滚之家. 对么?- 没错 - Rock the House. Yeah? - Rock the House, right.
还记得那张专辑的封面有杰兹杰弗举着一个房子的模型? You remember on the cover of the album Jazzy Jeff is holding a model of a house?
有点儿印象. Vaguely.
威尔 史密斯捐赠这所房子作为摇滚乐咖啡馆. Will Smith is donating that house to the Hard Rock Cafe.
好，就用这条来代替.你把文字部分准备好了? Well, stop the presses. You put the word out yet?
- 是的，日期待定.- 有人感兴趣么? - Date pending, yeah. - Anybody give a shit?
- 简直挤破门槛- 你在开玩笑吧? - Every outlet wants in. - You're kidding me?
不是玩笑. 甚至《美国新闻》和《世界报道》. No. Even US News and World Report.
为何? 这张专辑是八年前的. Why? It's an eight-year-old album.
没关系. 人人都爱电视剧<新鲜王子>. Doesn't matter. Everyone loves that Fresh Prince TV show.
几周前他的电影公映了, 《独立日》 He's got that movie coming out in a couple of weeks, Independence Day.
- 用电影来带动这个.- 不行，做不到. - Let the film division handle it. - No, we can't.
威尔要求把他的电影和音乐分开处置. Will wants to keep his music career separate from his movie career.
如同在《贝莱尔的新鲜王子》,他要进军电影业时一样. Like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is ever gonna have a movie career.
把你能找到的都拿给我.捏到一起我凑篇报道出来我们就搞定了. Get me everything you can. I'll put together a press kit on him, and we'll just do it.
好的. OK.
- 帕蒂, 给我接柯尔什.- 好的, 奥利. - Patty, get me Kirsch. - Sure, Ollie.
我可以处理新鲜王子的材料如果你需要几天的时间来... I can handle this Fresh Prince stuff if you wanna take a couple of days...
亚瑟, 我可以做我的工作.我没问题, 明白么? 你去干你的. 走吧. Hey, Arthur, I can do my job. I'm all set, OK? You do your job. Go ahead.
帕蒂, 你听我说了吗?请让柯尔什接电话好么. Patty, did you not hear me? I asked you to please get Kirsch on the phone.
- 奥利?- 我在找. - Ollie? - I'm trying.
什么,伙计? What, man?
虽然在葬礼上已经说过,但我还是感到相当的遗憾... I know I told you at the funeral, but I'm really sorry...
我很好. 亚瑟? 我很好! I'm fine. OK, Arthur? I am fine!
请你现在就按我说的去做. Please go do what I asked you to do now.
- 柯尔什在一号线.- 好，快接过来! - Kirschner on one. - OK! Put him on the phone then!
- 孩子怎么样?- 孩子很好, 亚瑟! - How's the baby? - The baby is fine, Arthur!
别提孩子了!我只是需要工作! Forget about the baby! I just wanna do my job!
上帝啊, 奥利!你激动什么啊? Jesus Christ, Ollie! What the hell you screamin' about?
- 帕蒂, 那是... - Patty, was that... -
别担心，我立刻就能做好. I'm working on that right now. Don't worry.
你只要早些到，安排一下菜单，行吗? Just get there early and deal with the menu. OK?
嘿! 你耳聋了么?小家伙在哭呢. Hey! Are you deaf? The kid is cryin' up there.
你不能处理一下么?我现在做的事情很重要. 行吗? 多谢了. Can you deal with that? I'm doing something important. OK? Thanks.
什么该死的事情能比自己的孩子还重要? What the hell could be more important than your kid crying?
早上我有一个宣传品捐赠典礼 I have a memorabilia donation ceremony in the morning
对公司来说如同皇家婚礼般隆重 that my company is treating like a royal wedding
因为这些客户是自猫王以来最受美国人民欢迎的..... 'cause apparently the client's the most beloved American musician since Elvis.
小家伙已经叫了10分钟了. The kid's been screaming for the last ten minutes.
如果这让你那么心烦,就过去拿奶瓶喂她. 不行么? If it bothers you so much, go up there and give her a bottle. OK?
抱歉. 在这所房子里工作简直如噩梦般. Sorry. It's a nightmare trying to work at this house.
天哪! 等会打给你? Jesus! Let me call you back, OK?
- 什么, 爸爸?- 听着, 孩子. - What, Dad? - Listen, kid.
我也失去了妻子，你不记得么?所以我能体会你的感觉. 但是快恢复吧 I lost a wife too, remember? So I get how you're feelin'. But come on.
您们结婚了多少年, 20年?我只有20分钟 You were married for what, 20 years? I got about 20 minutes.
所以您根本体会不到我的感觉, 不是么? So you don't "get" how I'm feeling at all, OK?
我很遗憾, 奥利弗,但这并不能改变天杀的事实，那就是你已经是父亲了 I'm sorry, Oliver, but that don't change the fact that you're a goddamn father now
自从孩子从医院抱回来，你就该做得像个父亲! and you haven't acted like it since that kid got home from the hospital!
这一个月来我做这本该你来做的事情实在太难受了! I been calling in sick for a month to do the things you're supposed to be doin'!
天哪, 如果格蒂能看到你现在变成这个鬼样... Jesus Christ, if Gertie could see the shit you've been pulling...
格蒂已经什么都看不到了,爸. 她死了. Gertie doesn't see anything anymore, Dad. She's dead.
是啊，她死了 Yeah, she's dead.
但你还活着.还有这个孩子. But you ain't. And neither is that kid.
没事儿. Yeah. It's nothin'.
呃... Uh...
好的, 我来准备介绍.基本上已经做好了. All right, so I'm gonna do the kit. It's almost finished.
你来负责菜单.什么时候到? You can deal with the menu. What time's Will getting there?
爸,宝宝醒了! Dad, the baby's up!
爸! 宝宝饿了! Dad! The baby needs to be fed!
爸! Dad!
见鬼怎么回事...?! What the hell...?!
你疯了? 想被碾死?! Are you nuts? What, are you trying to get killed?!
- 你在做什么?- 见鬼. 你看我在干嘛? - What are you doing? - Searching for Christ. What's it look like?
你出门的时候该告诉我一声! It would have been nice if you'd told me you were leaving the house!
那样我就可以让你带着孩子而不是开着车到处找你! That way, I could've given you the baby instead of driving all the way down here!
- 现在我要碰上塞车了!- 不行，孩子不能给我. - Now I'm gonna hit traffic! - No, you ain't giving me the baby.
嘿! 我不明白? Hey! Excuse me?
今天早上我要四处巡视一番. I got uptown and downtown to do this morning.
- 今天你自己带孩子吧.- 什么?! 别! - You're on your own with the kid today. - What?! No!
今天早上我有个记者招待会呢,爸爸! 你很清楚! I have this press conference I have to do this morning, Dad! You know that!
- 我也有工作要做.- 如果我不马上出发... - I got a job to do too. - If I don't leave right now...
- 那就去!- 孩子怎么办?! - So leave! - And do what with the baby?!
- 带着她!- 天啊! 我... - Take her with you! - Goddamn it! I...
我知道对这孩子来说我没帮上多大忙... Look, I know I haven't been helping out that much with the baby...
听听, "对这孩子来说没帮上多大忙." Listen to you, "Helping out that much with the baby."
看在上帝的份上!她是你的女儿 She's your daughter, for Christ's sakes!
- 我能为她做些什么?!- 猪头，做的像一个父亲! - What am I supposed to do with her?! - Try acting like her father, shithead!
天杀的! Goddamn it!
伙计们, 抱歉. Folks, I'm sorry.
- 对不起. 斯蒂文.- 什么啊...?! - Sorry. Steve. - What the...?!
- 我订了尿布. 送来了么?- 你是说婴儿尿布? - I ordered diapers. Did they get here yet? - You mean baby diapers?
半小时前你们干吗不开始呢?不该等我的! Why didn't you start half an hour ago? You shouldn't have waited for me!
- 我们在等威尔.- 威尔没到?! - We're waiting for Will. - Will's not here?!
- 是的.- 有叫特里克的么? - No. - Are either of you guys Trinket?
- 我就是，他在哪里?- 我们不清楚 - Close enough. Where is he? - We're not sure.
见鬼! 闻上去这小孩好像拉了.你知道吧? Damn! That baby smells like shit. You know that, right?
伙计，还好你终于出现了. It's a good thing you finally showed up, man.
- 外面那帮人已经不耐烦了.- 哦，圣母啊! - They're gettin' all rowdy out there. - Oh, Mother of God!
- 什么? 上帝..- 奥利! - What? Jesus... - Ollie!
奥利, 从滚石来的人...见鬼! 什么味道? Ollie, the guy from Rolling Stone... Holy shit! What is that smell?
苏珊! 这是脏的尿布.滚石的人说什么? Grow up, Susan! It's a dirty diaper. What did the Rolling Stone guy say?
如果5分钟内不开始的话,他们要走了 If we don't start in five minutes, they're leaving
去参加布鲁斯旅行者乐队的签名会. to go cover the Blues Traveler signing at Tower.
- 上帝啊!- 嘿，你做错了. - Jesus Christ! - Hey, you're doing that wrong.
- 什么?- 你做错了. - What? - You're doing that wrong.
应该从前面擦到后面，而你却从后面擦到前面了. You're supposed to wipe front to back. You're wiping back to front.
你这样会, 会把脏的弄进她的... You do that, you're just wiping the poop into her...
..开口. ..crevice.
走开!一边去! Get outta here! Beat it!
记得我的话,你会让她的屁股感染的. Mark my words, you're gonna give her the crotch-rot.
- 你们能否来... 你来干这个.- 哦，我不行. - Would one of you do... You do this. - Oh, not me. No.
你能不能来干这个，我好出去让他们安静? Will you do this so I can go out there and calm them down?
为何,因为我是女孩?我从未见过一个光溜溜的婴儿. 不干! Why, because I'm a girl? I've never even seen a naked baby. No!
好吧. 万分感激你.我会记得的. Fine. Thank you very much. I'm gonna remember this.
- 我该用多少呢?- 我应该请他们回来么? - How much of this am I supposed to use? - Should I get that guy back?
如果想要掩盖气味的话,我建议你多用些. If it's for the smell, I suggest you use a lot.
哦! 你要拧...拧开.从顶部拧开! Ooh! You gotta turn... turn it. You gotta turn the top!
对准孩子. Oh! Direct it at the baby.
谢谢! 请离开这里,告诉他们马上就开始! Thank you! Go out there, please, and tell them we're about to start!
我觉得还少. I'd say more.
太多了. That's a lot.
新鲜王子马上就要到了. All right, the Fresh Prince is almost here.
你衬衫上是什么啊? Is that blow on your shirt?
想什么呢，你?这是娱乐事业，对吗? What do you think, Stretch? This is show business, right?
- 那是一个玩笑.- 新鲜王子在哪里? - That was a joke, people. - Where's the Fresh Prince?
- 新鲜王子正在途中. - The Fresh Prince is on his way. -
- 她哭了. 你能抱一下么?- 别! 不要. - It's crying. Will you take it? - No! No.
- 那是杰兹杰弗? - Is that Jazzy Jeff? -
一派胡言!新鲜王子在哪里? This is bullshit! Where's the Fresh Prince?
谁去让那个女孩闭嘴? Will someone please shut that girl up?
伙计，咱们可受够了!让新鲜王子出来! Enough with the Romper Room, man! Bring out the Fresh Prince!
新鲜王子! 新鲜王子! Fresh Prince! Fresh Prince!
请抱着她. - Please take her. -
我, 呃... I, uh...
天啊!上帝!把她给我! 给我孩子. Goddamn it! Christ! Give her to me! Give me the baby.
你们这帮人能闭上“新鲜王子”的鸟嘴么?! Would you people just shut the hell up with the "Fresh Prince" already?!
他是个一文不值的电视演员罢了... He's a two-bit TV actor...
转瞬即会被人遗忘 who won't be around any longer than it takes for the ink to dry
你们在一堆废纸中胡拍滥吹! on the pages of the worthless rags you jerk-offs write for!
遭了. Shit.
- 这小子完了.- 那是什么鬼腔调啊. - That guy's toast. - That's a hell of a quote.
我在约旦河上下求索 ♪ Well, I looked over Jordan
- 我看到了什么? ♪ And what did I see?
没事的, 亚瑟. It's all right, Arthur.
请来带我回家 ♪ Comin' for to carry me home
一群天使们 ♪ A band of angels
随我而来 ♪ Coming after me
请来带我回家 ♪ Coming for to carry me home
慢慢摇动, 美丽的车舆 ♪ Swing low, sweet chariot
来带我回家 ♪ Coming for to carry me home
慢慢摇动, 美丽的车舆 ♪ Swing low, sweet chariot
来带我回家 ♪ Coming for to carry me home
我们不会呆太久. We won't be here too long, Dad.
只要我找到另一份工作，就马上搬出去. We'll be out of your hair as soon as I get another job.
很快其他公司就会来找我. I have some feelers out to the other firms right now.
等到这件事被淡忘后... As soon as this whole thing blows over...
想呆多久就呆多久,直到你重新站起来. It's OK to stay here as long as you need to, till you get back on your feet.
- 太感激了.- 有一个条件. - I appreciate that. - On one condition.
- 每天晚上，你要哄孩子睡觉. - Here we go. - You put the kid to bed every night.
- 就这样?- 还有. - That's it? - For starters.
不要招妓.别把妓女带到我家来. And no whores. I don't want no whores in my house.
老爸，我又不是拉皮条的. I'm not really a whoremonger, Dad.
这个, 去喂她. Here, the kid gets this.
好玩. 到了八点钟，你们两个都需要来一瓶. That's cute. 8:00, you both get a bottle.
闭上嘴上楼去做父亲该做的, 行么? Just shut the hell up and go be a father, would ya, please?
不要? No?
只是暂时的, 我们... 你瞧... Yeah, this is only temporary, us... you know...
和你的爷爷在一起. Iiving with your grandfather here.
那么... So...
新鲜王子是怎么档子事啊? how about that Fresh Prince thing, huh?
真是个大洋相. It was quite a show.
你爸爸是个大蠢蛋. Your dad's one big horse's ass.
爸爸的老板说，给希特勒做新闻稿的人 Daddy's ex-bosses said the guys who did PR for Hitler
也比你爸爸强啊. have a better chance of working in this business again than Daddy does.
这样, 好吧... So, OK...
你好吗? How're you doin'?
啊... 你瞧,你长得有几分像你妈咪呢. Yeah... You know, you kinda look like your mom.
黏糊糊的，秃头版的妈咪 Like a squishier, balder version of your mom.
天啊... Man...
我好希望你能看见你的妈妈啊. I just wish you could've gotten to meet your mom.
我想她也好想见你的...非常，非常. I know she wanted to meet you... in a big, bad way.
非常，非常. In a big, bad way.
有时候, 爸爸好希望能替妈咪去死. Sometimes, Daddy wishes he'd have died instead of Mommy.
因为妈咪不会让... Because Mommy never would've...
事情发展到这个地步...你也瞧见, Iet work get in the way of... getting to know you,
向最近一个月来爸爸的作为. Iike Daddy has for the last... month or so.
只不过是爸爸...实在不希望妈咪... It's just that Daddy... he didn't expect Mommy...
就这样离开 to leave the way she did.
对爸爸来说太难了,他试图用工作填满日子, It's just really hard on Daddy, who's been trying to fill up his days with work,
这样才能忘记妈妈不在的事实. so he wouldn't have to think about Mommy never being around again.
我只是爱你妈妈太深. I just loved your mom so much.
你知道么? You know?
她已将我的世界一把火点燃. She really lit my world on fire.
当那发生时... When that happens...
时间好像停止了 you kinda think it'll go on like that until one of you dies. You know?
你毫无心理准备... You just don't expect...
我如此思念着她. 至深,至深. I miss her so much. So, so much.
你就是你妈妈的小化身.所以对爸爸来说你尤为重要. And you're a little piece of Mommy. And that makes you really special to Daddy.
不要离开我. Just don't go anywhere.
'你是你妈妈以后最美的事物, 我爱你至深 'Cause you're the next best thing to Mommy, and I love you so much.
我将在这里守候你. And I'll always be here for you.
我为以前所作的深感抱歉. And I'm sorry about the way I've been acting.
向你发誓...从此我将做的更好. I promise you... I'll be better now.
我将是全世界最好的父亲. I'm gonna be the best daddy in the world.
'只因这是你妈妈所期望的.也是你应得的. 'Cause that's what Mommy wanted. And that's what you deserve.
这就是现在我所要做的. And that's all I am now.
我是你的父亲，仅此而已. I'm just your dad.
爸爸有时会信口开河 Your dad likes to run off at the mouth sometimes, I know.
你妈也不是歌迷 Your mother wasn't a fan, either.
你想看看妈妈的照片么? 我有一张. You wanna see a picture of your mom? I have one.
这是你的妈妈.她可真是个美人. This was your mommy. She was really pretty.
好吧. 你可以留着. OK. You can keep it.
爸爸还有一堆呢. Daddy's got a bunch.
就这样. There you go.
晚安, 格蒂. Goodnight, Gertie.
世界... ♪ Worlds...
升起又落下 ♪ They rise and fall
格蒂! Gertie!
在她眼中 ♪ Within her eyes
公主，你的座驾到了. Your chariot awaits, Princess.
咱们走! Let's go!
我们出发! We gotta go! Argh!
飞向空中 ♪ To fly in the sky
- 学校如何, 还行?- 恩. - How was school, good? - Mm-hm.
- 今天过的好么?- 好. - You have a nice time? - Yep.
记得把安全带系好?知道在哪里么? Remember to put your seat belt on? Know where to find it?
知道. Yep.
扣好坐稳.准备好. Lock and load. Comin' around. Get ready.
- 好了?- 走吧! - Ready? - Punch it, Chewy!
- 我们去看《猫》吧?- 绝对不可能. - Can we go see Cats? - Absolutely not.
为何? Why?
《猫》是纽约发生过的第二大糟糕事儿. Cats was the second-worst thing that ever happened to New York City.
- 再说，三年前《猫》就落幕了.- 我们从来没做过什么够酷的事儿呢. - Besides, Cats closed three years ago. - We never do anything cool.
你正坐在蝙蝠车里,不是么? 还不够酷吗? You're ridin' in the Batmobile, aren't ya? How cool is that?
哦，上帝. Oh, my God.
瞧, 当我开着这辆清扫车时，没有人比我更沮丧了 Look, no one's more depressed than me that driving the street sweeper
想想我生命中那些辉煌时刻. is considered the height of excitement in my life.
我曾经生活在纽约. I used to live in New York City.
一天里面可以去看三场《猫》. I could've gone to see Cats three times a day.
- 我可没有要求过你这么做哦-呵-呵-呵! - It's not like I ever ask for anything. - Oh-ho-ho!
"奥斯卡授予 格蒂 特里克, "And the Oscar goes to Gertie Trinke,
为她在《苛责老爹》中的出色表演" for her performance in Laying It On Thick For My Old Man. "
你怎么会突然想起《猫》的? What is it with you and Cats all of a sudden?
和大家一样，我想在一个大型演出中唱猫的歌. I wanna sing a Cats song in the big show, like everybody else.
- 大型演出?- 学校要举行一场大型演出. - What big show? - There's gonna be this big show at school.
所有人都要和家人一起唱首歌. All the people have to sing a song with people from their family.
- 那你要邀请我参加大型演出么?- 是的, 你，还有爷爷. - Are you inviting me to this big show? - Duh! Yeah, you and Pop too.
呵呵! 我猜你爷爷会很高兴的. Oh-ho! I'm sure that'll go over huge with your pop.
那格林叔叔和 布洛克叔叔也能参加么? Can Uncle Greenie and Uncle Block be in it too?
他们可不是你的叔叔.他们和你不属同一个阶级. Those men are not your uncles. They're barely even your peers.
街鸡? Pee-ers?
- 演出是什么时候?- 就在感恩节前夕. - When is this big show? - Right before Thanksgiving break.
和圣经有关? Does it have to be something from the Bible?
我想不是. 圣经里有猫? I don't think so. Is Cats in the Bible?
在撒旦的圣经里有. The Satanic Bible, yes.
- 什么?- 你什么时候带她去看猫? - What? - When you taking her to see the cats?
上帝, 你也? Jesus, you too?
格蒂! Gertie!
老爸，你知道猫是什么吗? Do you even know what Cats is, Dad?
- 什么, 难道我不看报么?- 你不看那些报纸 - What, I don't read the papers? - You don't read that paper.
你看《纽约时报》干什么? What are you doing with a New York Times?
《记录报》卖完了 They ran out of the Ledger.
《纽约时报》里面可以没有你要看的东西 They don't have the Jumble in the Times, Dad.
真糟. Shit.
- 刚才你在哪儿?- 卫生间. - Where were you? - I was in the bathroom.
- 怎么没听到抽水声音?- 哦，我忘了. - Why didn't I hear the toilet flush? - Oh. I forgot.
赶快回去把厕所冲干净. OK, march your butt back upstairs and flush that toilet.
当我不同意做某些事情, And when I say no about something,
比如说, 《猫》, 意思就是不行 Iike, I don't know, Cats, maybe, I mean no.
明白? OK?
- 爷爷，你该更圆滑些!- 你怎么教她说这些? - Pop, you were supposed to be subtle! - Why do you teach her words like that?
明天你得替我收拾公园.我做不了. You're gonna have to mow the park for me tomorrow. I can't do it.
- 为啥做不了?- 1 1 点我在城里有个约会. - Why the hell not? - I have an appointment in the city at 1 1 :00.
上帝啊, 孩子,你怎么还没放弃呢? Jesus, kid, why do you keep doin' it to yourself?
你还要参加多少次面试， How many of these interviews you gotta go on
才能彻底想明白 before you get it through your thick head
那一行再也不需要你了? they don't want you in that business anymore?
看在上帝的份上, 你捉弄了查尔斯王子 For Christ's sakes, you made fun of that Prince Charles guy.
谢谢. - - Thank you.
首先, 我没有 "捉弄" 任何人. First of all, Dad, I didn't "make fun" of anybody.
我对新鲜王子,威尔 史密斯做了些评论而已. I made one remark about Will Smith, the Fresh Prince.
早晚他们都会忘掉那些 Sooner or later, everyone's gonna forget about that
我就可以回去干我擅长做的了 and I'm gonna go back to doing what I'm really good at,
而不是在这儿扫大街，铲雪，清理垃圾 instead of sweeping streets and plowing snow and picking up garbage.
如何? OK?
不管怎么说，如果你要进城的话,就带小丫头去看《猫》. If you're going into the city anyway, at least take the kid to see the cats.
哦, 上帝... Oh, God...
我来告诉你吧,已经不再上演《猫》了, I'll tell you what, since there is no more Cats,
格蒂, 干嘛不过来挑一出别的想看的剧? Gertie, why don't you come over here and pick out another play that you wanna see?
瞧这儿. 任何你想看的 Look through here. Anything you want. Go nuts.
- 猫是一出剧?- 是啊, 你不是看过报纸吗. - Cats is a show? - Yeah, you read the papers.
你以为自己很聪明,是吗? You think you're slick, don't ya, young lady?
下次你要找同案犯的话, Next time you're lookin' for a partner in crime,
你该找个比你爷爷更高明些的. you're gonna have to aim higher than your grandfather.
- 他老糊涂了.- 我听到了! - He's soft in the head. - I heard that!
这个. 我们能看这一出么? Here. Can we go see this show?
《恶魔理发师》? 你认为这里面有很多歌儿听? Sweeney Todd? Do you know that this has a lot of singing?
- 它是一部音乐剧啊.- 好.我只是问问. - It's still a play. - OK. I'm just checking.
这次你爸爸可要在工作上失约了, Your dad one time lost a bet with someone at his work,
为了去看穿着溜冰鞋的人演出的音乐剧. and he had to go see a singing play, done by people on roller skates.
- 酷!- 我可不这么想. - Cool! - Your dad didn't think so.
以前我做的基本是唱片发行方面 I handled primarily recording artists
但最初, 我学过影片发行，所以这方面也可以胜任. but when I initially trained, I trained in film PR, so I can do that too.
我，恩，最近六七年不做了.在新泽西抚养我的女儿. I, uh... took the last six or seven years off. I was raising my daughter in New Jersey.
但我没有落伍, 所以...重拾旧业毫无问题. But I kept abreast, so... I'm pretty comfortable jumping back in.
你们还想知道什么? 呃... What else can I tell you guys? Uh...
就这样，你们看，我立刻就能开始. That's it. I can start, you know, right away.
- 你们没问题吧? - You guys all right? -
你是奥利 特里克?曾经在 曼德尔/柯尔什公司就职的那位? Are you the Ollie Trinke? The one who used to work at Mandel/Kirschner?
是. Yeah.
- 太棒了!- 就像我告诉你的, 雷诺兹! 付钱吧! - Son of a bitch! - Yes! I told you, Reynolds! Pay up!
- 我给你.- 我不懂? - I got it. - Am I missin' somethin'?
哈, 我们刚才打赌你是不是奥利 特里克, Nah, nah, he just bet me you were the Ollie Trinke,
贬低"新鲜王子"的人. the one who pulled "The Fresh Prince".
- 他们这么讲?- 当然! - They named it? - Of course!
你开玩笑吧?伙计，你已经是传奇人物了! Are you kidding? You're a legend, man!
你做了所有广告人梦想的事情! You did what every flack only dreams about doing!
- 那是啥?- 你做的太绝了! - Which was what? - You went apeshit!
把你的客户丢回了石器时代. You trashed your client back to the Stone Age.
- 没错.- 伙计，向你表示敬意. - Yeah. - We bow to you, man.
- 在这里你就象神一样.- 是的, 完全正确. - You're like a god around here. - Yep, exactly.
- 神到可以获得职位?- 不. - God enough to get a job? - No.
- 什么, 你疯了?- 没机会的, 特里克! - What, are you insane? - No chance, Trinke!
- 爸, 我回来了!- 好像我说中了. - Pop, I'm home! - Yeah, like I give a shit.
多谢了! You know, thanks a lot, Pop!
- 就是这样的?- 我猜. - That's what it looks like? - I guess.
- 你的是啥样?- 和你的不一样. - What does yours look like? - Not like that.
是吗? 让我瞧瞧. Yeah? Let me see.
好吧. All right.
格蒂! 布赖恩该回家了. Gertie! It's time for Bryan to go home.
好吧... OK...
- 你有什么目的?- 啊? - What are your intentions? - Huh?
你对我的女儿有什么企图? What are your intentions with my daughter?
- 你打算娶她?- 我不知道. - Do you plan on marrying her? - I don't know.
只有结了婚的男孩和女孩... Well, only married boys and girls, ahem...
才互相给看他们的, 呃... show each other their, uh...
他们的, 呃... their, you know, uh...
..私处 ..parts.
明白? OK?
布赖恩, 你可以走了.如果你还要来, 就带枚戒指. OK, Bryan, you can go now. If you come back, come back with a ring.
好的, 特里克先生. Yes, Mr. Trinke.
- 再见, 格蒂.- 再见. - Bye, Gertie. - Bye.
再见, 布赖恩. Goodbye, Bryan.
那么. OK.
你有什么, 呃... Do you have any, uh...
问题，关于你的... questions about what you...
你的... you know...
无论什么, 明白? you know, whatever, saw?
你也有布赖恩的那个? Do you have what Bryan has?
是的, 我也有... Yes, I have one... too.
你的也和他一样大么? Is yours as big as his?
很不幸,是的. Sadly, yes.
- 我们去租个电影看吧?- 好的. - Can we rent a movie? - Yes.
- 那么说他们不给你个职位?- 是的. 不过很显然，爸爸是传奇人物了. - So they wouldn't give you a job, huh? - No. But apparently, Daddy's a legend.
你不需要职位.你已经有一个了. You don't need that job anyway. You already got a job.
没错, 爸爸曾经有一个 Yes, well, Daddy used to have a job
忙到晚上连洗澡的时间都不能保证 where a nightly shower was an option, not a necessity.
- 你知道什么工作适合你么?- 什么? - You know what job you should do? - What's that?
你应该当舞蹈老师,就像《辣身舞》里的强尼. You should be a dance teacher, like Johnny in Dirty Dancing.
是吗? 我该说,"不许把婴儿放在角落里"? I should? Should I say, "Nobody puts Baby in a corner"?
哦,我们可以再租一次《辣身舞》吗? Oh, can we rent Dirty Dancing again?
噢...《辣身舞》的纪录要赶上《猫》了. Ohh... Dirty Dancing ranks one notch below Cats in my book.
能否挑点儿别的? Can you pick out something else?
这个? Can we rent this?
别想.去儿童区找找看. Absolutely not. Go pick out something from the children's section.
- 那都是很没劲的.- 注意你的语言. - All those movies suck. - Watch your language.
那是... Nah, that's...
打赌这个是. 对, 对, 就是它. No, I guess that's it. Yep, yep, that's it.
不管孩子挑什么，我就要这个了. I'll just take this and whatever the kid's getting.
直接过去放在包里，全搞定. Just go ahead and put it in the bag. I'm all set.
很好. It's good.
"一凤双龙 好奇的乔迪主演"? "Bi-Bi Guys, featuring Curious Jordie"?
兴趣独特. 你老婆知道吗? Interesting choice. Does the wife know you're looking into your options?
我... 我拿... It's... I got the...
- 不巧我拿错了.- 好吧. - I got the wrong box by accident. - Oh, right.
你介意, 呃...帮我去换一盘... Would you mind, uh... exchanging that for me for something...
任何你觉得可以的... anything you can get your hands on that's, you know...
- 那么你是要...-...不是一对二的那种 - So, then you want something... -...that's non-bi.
请出示会员卡，好么? Can I have your membership card, please?
好，当然. Yeah, sure.
我可以问一下关于你的租带的历史纪录? Do you mind if I asked you a few questions about your renting practices?
呃... 当然. Uh... sure.
真的? ... Really? Uh...
你经常带着女儿一起来借成人片, 还是初次? Do you always rent adult titles with your daughter in tow, or is this the first time?
什么? Excuse me?
当你借A片时, 总是和家人一起么, When you rent porn, do you usually do it with family around,
或者说, 特别的嗜好? or is this like a, you know, special occasion?
- 我非回答不可么?- 我是一名临毕业的学生,正在写一篇论文. - Do I have to answer this? - I'm a grad student, writing a thesis paper.
"掌中小鸟: 有家室的人与色情影像". "A Bird in the Hand: The Family Man and the Pornographic Fixation".
我可不想参与. OK. I would rather not take part.
真的么? Really?
弗兰克, 一凤双龙是一天还是两天还的? Frank, is Bi-Bi Guys a one or a two-night rental?
- 爸爸，你找好了么?- 哈, 让我们看看爸爸借了什么... - What are you getting, Daddy? - Yeah, Daddy. Let's just take a look...
别看了, 行么? Let's not, OK?
别在我女儿面前问那种问题，行吗? Would you mind not asking me those questions when my daughter's with me?
你把它放回去如何? How about when you bring these back?
那... 好 That's... Yeah.
为了获得诚实的回答,请把妻子和孩子留在家中. In an effort to get honest feedback, leave the kid and the wife at home.
我妈妈死了. 在生我的时候. My mom's dead. She died when I was born.
噢，上帝. Oh, Jesus.
先生, 对不起. 我不是... Man, I'm sorry. I didn't...
不,你没有. No, you didn't.
咱们走. Let's go.
对不起. I'm sorry.
- 我去开. - - I'll get it.
别去. 这么晚，你都该上床睡觉了. You will not. You're not even supposed to be up this late.
看你的碟吧. Watch your video.
嗨. Hi.
嗨! 你是影碟店的女士. Hey! You're the lady from the video store.
别太放松了, 回去看你的碟吧. Let's not use that term too loosely, OK? Go back and watch your video.
什么? Yes?
我想来这儿 I just wanted to come here
对刚才发生的事情向你道歉. and tell you that I'm really sorry about earlier tonight.
我感到自己所说的对你女儿对各方面都是糟透了. I feel like shit about what I said and your daughter and everything.
你是该. Well... you should.
你知道么，回来路上那孩子一直在哭? You know that kid was crying in the car the whole way home?
- 噢, 不会...- 我才没有. - Oh, no... - No, I wasn't.
- 进屋去看你的影碟!- 好! 太好了. - Get back inside and watch your video! - Nice! Real nice.
让我来向你解释一下我的论文吧. See, now you have to let me interview you for my paper.
这就是你来的目的? Is that why you're here?
我只是觉得你实在是个有趣的案例. I just think you'd make one hell of an interesting case study.
因为要抚养孩子，这可怜的鳏夫没有时间去约会, The sympathetic widower who doesn't have time to date 'cause he's raising a kid,
只好租A片. 非常生动的材料. so he rents porn instead. I mean, I think that's very interesting stuff.
上帝啊! 女士，你真是够骇人的 Jesus Christ! You've got some nerve, lady.
另外, 我确实想与你和解. And besides, I'd really like to make it up to you.
为我所说的,为此前让你尴尬而道歉. For what I said, and for embarrassing you before that.
今晚可真够你忙的，收获颇丰啊 You're really having a banner evening. You're batting a thousand tonight.
你叫奥利, 对吗?我是米娅 哈丁. You're Ollie, right? I'm Maya Harding.
"嗨, 米娅. 高兴认识你." "Hi, Maya. Nice to meet you."
嗨. Hi.
本周内让我带你出去一次吧? Come on, why don't you let me take you out one day this week?
你不看A片的时候，也要进午餐, 对不? You do eat lunch when you're not knee-deep in adult movies, right?
我很感激, 可是...不必了. I appreciate it, but, uh... no thanks.
奥利, 答应吧,你会让我遭报应的. Ollie, come on, you're ruining my karma level here.
什么, 请我吃顿午餐就不会有恶报了? What, buying me one lunch is gonna square you with Krishna?
是啊! Hare Hare!
周一如何?行吗? Is Monday OK? Sound good?
我可没有想其他的，只是吃顿饭 I mean, I was thinking nothing fancy. I was thinking maybe, like, the diner.
- 中午前后?- 不要! - Around noon? - No!
那就中午吧! Noon it is!
噢... Oh...
到时见! See you there. Bye!
不可思议的奇女子. An incredibly strange woman.
我没有听到抽水声. I did not hear the toilet flush.
谢谢. Thank you.
- 买点儿爆米花吧?- 甜心，这不是电影. - Can we get popcorn? - This isn't the movies, sweetheart.
这里不卖爆米花.这是百老汇. 是正式场合. They don't sell popcorn here. This is Broadway. This is class.
如果你美丽动人 ♪ And if you're beautiful
那又如何? ♪ What then?
如稻穗般金黄的发丝 ♪ With yellow hair like wheat
我的小鸽子，此后再无相见之日 ♪ I think we shall not meet again, my little dove
我可爱的乔安娜 ♪ My sweet Johanna
永别, 乔安娜 ♪ Goodbye, Johanna
虽然离开，但你仍属于我 ♪ You're gone and yet you're mine
我很好, 乔安娜 ♪ I'm fine, Johanna
我很好 ♪ I'm fine
你看那一层楼从右边数第三个窗户. OK. You see that floor. Now look three windows in from the right.
看见了吗? 那是我们搬到爷爷家前住过的地方 See that window? That's where we used to live before we lived with Pop.
如果我们还在这个城市的话也还会住在那儿. We'd still live there if we lived in the city.
- 如果妈咪还活着?- 是的. - If Mommy was still alive? - Yep.
- 爸爸...- 怎么? - Dad... - Yes?
你想念妈咪么? Do you miss Mommy?
每天都想. I do. Every day.
- 她什么样子?- 我给你讲过无数次了. - What was she like? - I've told you a million times.
- 我知道，但是忘了.- 我不认为你忘了. - I know, but I forget. - No, I don't think you forget.
你只是想再听一遍.这没关系，很好. I think you just like to hear me tell you. Which is OK. It's all right.
你想听多少次都可以. You can ask about your mommy as much as you want.
只要告诉我. So tell me already.
像你一样，她热情洋溢. Well, she was pushy, like you were right there.
像你一样，她美丽动人. She was beautiful, like you are right now.
而且她... 聪明... And she was... smart...
而且坚强，你长大了也会和她一样 and strong, like you'll grow up to be one day.
我现在就很聪明 I'm smart now.
我知道，我并不是指责你不聪明 I know. I wasn't impugning your intelligence or anything.
“指责”是什么意思? What's "impugning" mean?
哦，不聪明了吧? Oh, not so smart now, are you?
- 那是个大词- 嗯，没错 - That's a big word. - Yes, you're right, it is.
“指责”是指批评 Let's see. To impugn means to criticize.
那，爷爷总是指责你，对吗? So... Pop's always impugning you, right?
嗯，他自己觉得是 Well, he thinks he is.
他不停说话，只是在证明自己还活着 But he's just talking to make sure he's still alive.
爷爷已经很老很老了 Pop is a very, very old man.
你喜欢这个城市吗? What do you think? You like the city?
还可以，但我更喜欢高地 It's OK. But I like Highlands better.
- 是吗?- 是的 - You do? - Yeah.
我在那儿上学，朋友也在那里，在那里能租到影碟 My school's there, and my friends... And we can rent movies there.
如果我没记错的话，这里也有影碟出租 Well, if memory serves, you can rent movies here too.
是的，但那里碟屋的女店员很漂亮 Yeah, but not from that pretty lady at the video store.
- 你觉得她漂亮吗?- 你不觉得吗? - Oh, you think she's pretty, do you? - Don't you?
所以你才和他约会，不是吗? Isn't that why you're taking her on a date?
那不算约会，和我约会过的女孩子只有你 It's not a date. The only girl I take on dates is you, OK?
是约会，我们正在约会 This is a date. We're on a date.
- 我们?- 嗯哼 - We are? - Mm-hm.
- 我怎么没感觉到是约会啊- 没感觉到? - It doesn't feel like a date. - It doesn't?
好吧，我来搞定 Well, I can fix that.
先生! Sir!
第一个问题，你租成人电影的频率是多少? So, uh, question one: How often do you rent adult movies?
- 非答不可?- 这又没什么丢人的 - Do I really have to do this? - You have nothing to be ashamed about.
对成人电影感兴趣也不是下流的事情，只要不上瘾 Interest in adult film can be healthy, as long as it's not habitual.
- 说吧- 每周三到四次 - So come on, how often? - Three or four times a week.
哦，也许我说错了，你应该觉得丢人 OK, maybe I was wrong. You should be ashamed.
你有一种在安全的情况下让谈话对象 You have a real talent for making the subject feel open
感觉坦诚和舒适的本领 and comfortable in a safe environment.
那么你借这些片子是为了手淫，是吗? So you're renting it presumably to masturbate to, right?
- 天哪!- 说吧，别羞羞答答的了 - Good God! - Come on, don't be such a tight-ass.
我们都是成年人 We're all adults here.
我知道我是成年人，你多大了? I know I'm an adult. How old are you, exactly?
- 三月份就26了 - I'll be 26 in March. - 26?- 26?
难道你还没学会有些事情公开谈论是不礼貌的吗? You still haven't learned some things aren't polite to talk about in public?
如果说了让你高兴的话，好吧，我自己大约一天两次 If it makes you feel any better, I do it, like, twice a day.
- 老天!- 怎么说呢， 我很容易觉得无聊 - Good God! - What can I tell ya? I get bored easily.
你会得腕管综合症的 You're gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome.
别对我说三道四的，你也不是省油的灯 Don't get all judgmental with me. You're no slouch yourself.
- 呃，不，我...- 我的性爱好非常健康 - Well, no, l... - I just have a healthy sexual appetite.
你为什么不去找个男朋友?? Why don't you go out and get yourself a boyfriend?
你为什么不去找个女朋友?? Why don't you just go out and get yourself a girlfriend?
我整天要工作，晚上还要陪孩子 I work all day, I hang out with my kid all night.
那么说你宁愿陪孩子也不愿意跟女人睡觉? So you'd rather hang out with your kid than get laid?
- 是的- 呃... 真不错 - Yeah. - Aw... that's kinda sweet.
我现在有点喜欢你了, 特里克. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.
我现在可以回家了吗? OK. Can I go home now?
不行，你上次做爱是什么时候? No. When was the last time you had sex?
还是不说的好 I would rather not disclose that information.
拜托，别卖关子了 Oh, come on, don't clam up on me now.
我写论文不会用你的真名的 You're gonna remain anonymous in my paper.
哈! 用不用真名倒没什么只是觉得尴尬 Ha! Anonymity doesn't concern me. Embarrassment does.
- 为什么会尴尬?- 因为时间很长了 - Why would you be embarrassed? - Because it's been a long time.
- 多长?- 很长很长 - How long? - A long time.
哦，拜托，说吧 Come on, champ. Own it. Just put it out there.
我发誓我写的时候不会揶揄你的 I swear I won't make any editorial cracks about it.
起码不当你的面 Not in front of you, at least.
- Seven years.- 7年 - Seven years?- 7年?
我妻子死了之后 Since my wife died, yeah.
你这付目瞪口呆的样子 You know, a dumbfounded, mouth-agape look of shock
也可以认为是在取笑我 might be construed by some as an editorial crack too.
- 对不起- 没问题 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. It's fine.
不，有问题，有大问题 No, it's not. I mean, it's not at all.
我没有冒犯你妻子的意思,你应该重新过性生活 With all due respect to your wife, you've gotta get back on the horse, man.
- 不，时间上不是的- 不，应该的 - No, I don't, actually. - Yes, you do.
- 不应该- 应该，你... 起来吧 - No, I don't. - Yes, you... Get up.
- 说完了吗?- 这个话题暂时说完了，但请你跟我来 - Are we done? - With this, for now. But come with me.
饶了我吧 Lord have mercy.
- 去哪里?- 你家 - Where are we going? - To your place.
我们去做爱 We're gonna have some sex.
- 怎么，你丢东西了?- 不，我很感谢你的提议 - What, did you forget something? - No. Look, I appreciate the offer.
我很荣幸，但不能这么做 I'm very flattered. But I can't do this.
怎么了?你觉得我不好看? What's the matter? Don't you think I'm cute?
- 你当然很漂亮- 那为什么? - Of course I think you're cute. - Well, then?
听着，我并不是因为女儿才独身的 Look, I'm not just celibate because of my daughter.
还有很多感情因素 There are a lot of emotional issues in it too.
我意思是，我妻子虽然死了但我仍然很爱她 I mean, my wife may be dead. I'm still very much in love with her.
我很尊重你，我不是让你爱上我 Hey, I respect that. I'm not telling you to fall in love with me here,
不是想替代你妻子 and I'm not trying to replace your wife.
我说的是两个成年人你情我愿在一起做爱 I'm just talking about two consenting adults having some casual sex.
你疏于练习，也许不会太满意 Probably some really short casual sex, with you being a little out of practice.
- 不行，抱歉- 你是和尚吗? - I can't do it, I'm sorry. - What are you, a monk?
上帝，我们来梳理清楚，好吗? God! Let's look at this logically, OK?
- 你能小点声吗? - You rent porn and touch yourself, right? - Would you lower your voice?- 你租A片手淫，对吗?
如果你不担心你妻子对A片的看法 If you're not sweating how your wife would feel about you and porn,
你也不应该害怕我的建议，因为根本就是一回事 then you shouldn't sweat what I'm proposing 'cause it's the same thing.
区别是别人帮你，而且你还省了两美元的租金 Only somebody else is doing the touching and you're saving a $2 rental fee.
拜托，男人可不能靠A片活着 Come on, stud. Man cannot live on porn alone.
哦，上帝... Oh, God...
我回来了! I'm home!
爸爸?! Pop?!
- 天哪，怎么办?- 躲到浴室去! - Oh, my God... What do I do? - Get in the bathroom!
- 爸爸?- 不，宝贝，是我 - Pop? - Uh, no, honey, it's me.
爷爷? 你怎么没上班? Daddy? Why aren't you at work?
因为我得回家做...做... Uh, because I had to come home and do... I had to...
回家洗澡 come home and take a shower.
- 我们可以去租碟吗?- 当然,当然 - Can we rent a movie? - Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
等我洗好了,把身子擦干就下去 As soon as I get done up here and dry off, I'll come down.
好的 OK.
老天,好险啊 Oh, my God. That was so close.
现在怎么办?我都湿了 What do we do now? I'm wet.
抱歉,爸爸,我又忘了 Sorry, Dad, I forgot again.
嘘! Shh!
嗨,宝贝 Hi, honey.
认识米娅吧,碟屋的那个 You remember Maya. From the video store.
- 你有什么目的?- 什么? - What are your intentions? - Excuse me?
你和我爸爸在一起有什么企图? What are your intentions with my father?
比如说,是不是想和他结婚? Like, do you plan on marrying him?
呃... 没有... Uh... I don't...
只有结过婚的女孩才能把私处给男孩看 Because I was taught that only married girls show their girl parts to boys.
- 是不是,爸爸?- 呃... 是的 - Right, Daddy? - Uh... right. Yes.
我们可以免费租我们想看的片子吗? Can we rent all the movies we want for free?
什么? What?
我们可以免费租我们想看的片子吗? Can we rent all the movies we want for free?
可以,天哪,当然可以 Yes! Yes, yes. For God's sake, yes.
如果不行的话，我们就不会有麻烦了 If it means we're not, you know, that we're not in trouble anymore.
... 对不对, 米娅? And... Right, Maya? Yes!
呃...可以，随便你，免费 Uh... whatever you want. It's on the house.
《辣身舞》都可以吗? Even Dirty Dancing?
是啊 Yeah.
我们也可以在学校演《恶魔理发师》? And we can do Sweeney Todd for the show at school?
什么? What?
我们也可以在学校演《恶魔理发师》吗? We can do Sweeney Todd for the show at school?
- 不行，宝贝，那个不适合孩子- 真的吗? - No, honey, that's too grown-up. - Really?
哦，你们的事情，我怎么和爷爷说呢? Oh man, what am I gonna tell Pop about you guys?
好吧，可以在学校演《恶魔理发师》 Fine. We can do Sweeney Todd for the show at school.
太好了! OK!
你就不能闭嘴吗?老天, 格里, 你总是... Would you shut the hell up already? Christ, Greenie, you're always...
- 老天- 哦! - Oh, Jesus. - Oh!
天哪，你是只披了浴巾吗? Christ Almighty. You wearin' a... wearin' a towel?
只要不在我床上做就可以 Just as long as you didn't do it on my bed.
老天，那是高中的事情了! 你还耿耿于怀? Oh, Jesus Christ, it was one time in high school! You wanna let it go already?
我在我老爸的床上做过一回，很美妙 I banged a broad in my parents' bed once. It was nice.
很好，但是我们还没“做” Terrific. Just so you know, we didn't "bang".
- 什么？你还没进港?- 没有! - What, did ya get to third base? - No!
虽然和你们无关，但我告诉你，我们还没做 Not that it's any of your business, but we didn't do anything.
一时昏了头，但很快就冷静下来了 We lost our heads for a second, then cooler heads prevailed
在做后悔事情之前就停了 and we stopped before we did anything we'd both regret.
- 被孩子撞破了- 哦 - The kid busted in on 'em. - Oh.
说点别的吧，比如这下水道 Let's talk about something else for a second, like this water main.
- 有多糟糕?- 需要更换 - How bad is it? - Definitely needs to be replaced.
天哪，如果要因此关闭海湾街 Jesus Christ. If we gotta shut down Bay Avenue for that,
整个镇子都要闹翻天了 this town is gonna throw a shit fit.
肯定的 I'm sure.
没有必要给纳税人造成麻烦 Hey, kid, you haven't had to inconvenience the taxpayers on the job yet.
他们会大发雷霆的还记得88年吗? They get like animals. Remember back in '88?
南山街 South Peak Street.
他们差点要把我们倒钉在十字架上 Holy shit, I thought they were gonna crucify us upside down.
- 像圣彼得一样- 你是圣父吗? - Like St Peter. - Who are you, the Holy Father?
所有人都知道我说的是圣彼得要你来画蛇添足 Everybody knows I meant St Peter. You don't have to explain my shit.
我只是说... I'm just saying...
我在下面的时候，有多少车经过? When I was down there, how many cars did you wave around?
三，四辆吧 Three or four.
整整半个小时就三四辆? Three or four cars for the whole half hour I was down there?
嗯，现在是高峰时间 Well, it was rush hour.
我不认为新泽西高地上下班的洪流 Yeah, I don't think the legion of commuters in the Highlands of New Jersey
会对我们关闭海湾街的一小段几天会有什么意见 are gonna object to us closing down a small portion of Bay Avenue for a few days.
每次一位, 每次一位! - - One at a time, please! One at a time!
- 我们已经在尽力- 真的吗? - We're doing the best we can. - You were saying?
怎么没人上去解释一下? Why doesn't somebody just go up there and explain to them what's happening?
你为什么不去, 爸爸?你以前不就是干这个的吗? Why don't you do it, Daddy? Wasn't that your old job?
给歌星说好话，替他们造势? Making people like singers by saying nice things about 'em?
- 是的，宝贝，不过...- 这孩子说得有点道理 - Yes, baby, but... - No, the kid's got a point there.
你以前就是靠嘴吃饭的 As a guy who used to sling bullshit for a living,
我提名你上去 I nominate you to go up there and say something.
- 哦，是吗?- 是的 - Oh, you do, huh? - Yeah.
- 不会有事的- 去吧 - It can't hurt. - Go ahead.
谢谢，爷爷 Thanks, Pop.
管好自己! Control yourselves!
他上去了 He's goin' up there.
大家伙儿，请听我一言 Folks, one second. Please. Folks.
我叫奥利弗 特里克我是替政府做事的 My name's Oliver Trinke and I'm with the borough.
我想因此大家不是太喜欢我吧 So I guess that makes me the least popular guy in the room.
我向你们保证，呃... I want to assure you that, uh...
海湾街的工程不会给你们带来很大麻烦 this Bay Avenue job will be a very minimal inconvenience.
最多只要三天 It'll only take three days at the most.
狗屁! 狗屁! Bullshit! Bullshit!
请大家文明点! Folks, a little decorum! A little decorum!
再听我一言 Folks, one second.
我还有一句话 I just have one more thing that I just want to add.
我住在这里，我看见大家每天上下班 I live in this town. I see you guys headin' to work every day.
哦，太棒了! I'm telling you, it was amazing!
我走上去，说了一番蛊惑人心的话 And I get up there and I weave this web of bullshit so profoundly mesmerizing,
- 我把他们都震住了!- 你这个能说会道的家伙 - I turn the entire place around! - You silver-tongued devil, you.
我每句话都说到了点子上 Everything I was saying was just right on the money, you know?
也许是因为你把你那些鬼话都当真话说了 Maybe that's 'cause you weren't actually slinging as much bullshit as you thought.
"上街玩泥巴"?我是说... 是我编出来的! "Get out there and play in the dirt"? I mean, what... I made that up!
很有意思，嘿, 格蒂 Sounds pretty good to me. Hey, Gert.
遗憾的是，我做掏水管这工作 The sad thing is, I had a greater sense of accomplishment from the water-main thing
比我过去7年做其他事情都有成就感 than anything else I've done in the past seven years.
我明白，你安下心来做一件事情，你成功了 I get it. I mean, you set out to do something and you did it.
现在自我感觉特别好，有道理 So you feel drunk with power now. Makes sense.
我是曼德尔/柯什历来掌管整个地区最年轻的... That's just it. I was the youngest flack ever put in charge of its entire division...
宣传发行人 ...in the history of Mandel/Kirschner.
- 我知道- 那也是一种成绩 - I know. - That's an accomplishment.
说服市民批准一件对他们有利的事情? Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest?
- 迟到的常识而已- 是啊，这就是你现在的生活 - That's just delayed common sense. - Yeah, but that's your life now.
做一个最年轻的宣传发行人... I mean, being the youngest flack in the history of blah, blah, blah...
这不像是你，你从来就不是这样的 that's not you anymore. I mean, that might never have been you.
我以前就是这样的，有自己的公寓 Oh, it was me. It was me with my own apartment,
比现在更有钱，更自信 me richer, me with more self-respect.
不管你喜欢不喜欢，这就是你 Like it or not, this is you.
我意思是，忘了过去，接受现实吧 I mean, forget about what you thought you were and just accept who you are.
- 我要这个- 格蒂, 你做什么啊? - I guess I'll just get this. - Gert, what are you doing?
我记得很清楚，你爸爸说你可以借《辣身舞》. I distinctly remember your father telling you you could get Dirty Dancing.
- 哦，是的!- 嗯 - Oh, yeah! He did! - Yeah.
真是多谢了 Thanks for that, by the way.
随便说一句，她问我什么时候才能拥有像你一样的胸部 Incidentally, she's been asking me when she's gonna grow boobies like yours.
- 天哪!- 她7岁了 - Oh, my God! - She's seven, OK?
如果你不反对，我可以给她讲我小时候妈妈跟我说的那些“胸部”的事情 If you want, I can give her the old "boobie" talk my mom gave me when I was a kid.
包括“奶子”这说法吗？ Does that talk include using the word "knockers"?
我很高兴发生了上周那事以后 I'm glad there's no, you know, awkwardness between us.
你我之间没有觉得尴尬... After the... well, the thing that happened last week with...
奥利, 我是打算布施你一次 Ollie, I was gonna give you a mercy jump.
过去了，没什么大不了的 The moment passed. It's no big deal.
- 只是朋友，对吗?- 是的，朋友 - Just friends, right? - Yeah, friends.
"布施"，你离我孩子远点 "Mercy jump." Stay away from my kid.
- 不对，太圆了- 闭嘴 - No, that's too round. - Shut up.
- 闭嘴! 闭嘴!- 只要... - Shut up! Shut up! - Just make it...
- 你他妈的不能闭嘴吗?!- 好吧! - Would you shut the hell up?! - All right!
这里面有割喉咙的戏啊 There's people gettin' their throats cut in this thing.
是 Yep.
你爸爸同意你演这个? And your father said you could do this for the show?
是 Yep.
他怎么会同意的? Why the hell would he OK you singing this shit?
因为我看见他和米娅光屁股 Because I saw him and Maya naked in the shower.
哦，是啊 Oh, yeah.
呵呵! 难怪 Heh-heh! That'll do it.
能帮我接亚瑟 布里克曼吗? Can I speak with an Arthur Brickman, please?
- 奥利.- 亚瑟. - Ollie. - Arthur.
- 嗨- 你好吗？ - Hey, man. - How're you doin'?
- 很好，你呢?- 也很好，见到你很高兴 - Good. How are you? - Good. Good to see you.
市民全体同意更换下水管道的事情... You know, the town voted unanimously, approved the water main, so...
你一直很会说服人 You were always great with a crowd.
除了那次... Well, except that... that once, of course.
这次和新鲜王子那件事情完全不同 But that's it. It was the polar opposite of the Fresh Prince incident.
我感觉有恢复了状态，所以来找你 It was like I was on the top of my game. Which is why I wanted to see ya.
- 帮我个忙好吗？- 说把，什么? - Uh, I wanna ask you a favor. - Anything, man. What?
能不能安排你的公司给我面试? Is there any way that you could get me an interview with your firm?
你说真的? You're serious?
你说在这里吃饭，我还觉得奇怪呢 I thought it was weird that you wanted to eat here.
- 我知道很难...- 难? - Oh, I know it's gonna be tough... - Tough?
奥利, 你把一屋子的记者称作混蛋, Ollie, you called a roomful of press a bunch of jerk-offs,
还说最红的影星是垃圾 and trashed a client who's one of the biggest movie stars on the planet.
- 那时候他还没这么红- 是的，但他现在很红 - He wasn't big then. - No, but he is now.
你知道有多严重吗?我离开曼德尔/柯什后, You wanna know how big? When I left Mandel/Kirschner,
有些公司根本都不愿意看我的简历，因为我... there were some firms that wouldn't even look at my resume because l...
别介意，因为我在你手下干活 No offense, but because I worked under you.
我在这家公司才干了一年... I've only been at Angellotti a year now...
算了，就当我没说，真的 You know what, man? Forget I asked. Don't worry about it. Seriously.
- 我很蠢，我失去了控制...- 不，让我说完 - It was stupid. I got carried away... - No, let me finish.
我要说的是... What I was gonna say was...
我等了这么多年，就是为了有机会能帮你现在机会来了 I've been waiting years to be in a position to be able to help you out, and now I am.
虽然不容易... It's not gonna be an easy sell, but...
但我可以安排你和安切洛蒂见面 I think I can get you in a room with Angellotti himself.
- 太感谢了- 当然 - Thank you so much. - Of course.
你比我记忆中更友善 You know, you're a lot more affectionate than I remember.
我很怀念过去 Ah, it's just... I miss it so much, you know?
那是我唯一擅长的事情 It's the only thing I was ever any good at.
太好了，我可以搬回来... Oh, this is great. I can move back here...
帮格蒂找一间私立学校.. I can put Gertie in a really good, expensive private school...
还可以帮她雇个保姆 I can get her a nanny, you know?
就像新鲜王子这件事情从没有发生过 It'll be like that whole Fresh Prince thing never even happened.
我回去做老板的工作，如果OK的话，晚上给你电话 I'll work on the old man when I get back to the office and call you tonight if it's a go.
太好了 Oh, great.
♪ Excuse me
♪ Psst ♪ Dear, see to the customers
♪ Psst ♪ Guess what's the...
♪ Quick now! ♪ My heart's a-flutter
♪ When I pound the floor
♪ It's a signal to show that I'm ready to go
♪ When I pound the floor... I have to get the phone.
来啊，爷爷!你唱爸爸的部分 Come on, Pop! Do Dad's part.
- 我?- 嗯 - Me? - Yeah.
上啊 Yeah, go do that.
喂? 嘿, 亚瑟. Hello? Hey, Arthur.
你开玩笑? You're kidding?
♪ I'll pound three times Three times...
我为什么要唱你爸的部分?我应该唱那个死掉的家伙 Why do I have to sing your dad's part? I'm supposed to be the guy who gets clipped.
- 是的，但你是爸爸的板凳演员- 什么意思? - You are, but you're Dad's understudy too. - What the hell is that?
我是说，如果爸爸摔断了腿，你就要顶替他 It means if Daddy breaks a leg, then you do his part for him.
来啊，试试看， 你唱得很好 - So, come on, try it again. - You're doin' good.
♪ I'll pound three times...
♪ Three times!
等等，我现在正顶替你呢 Wait, wait, wait! I'm supposed to be the understudy now.
这样可不行 I cannot work like this. I'm sorry.
- 这样可演不好- 你很不错 - This is no way to run a show. - You were good.
你可以在包厢里面看汤米 透. You can go back to waiting in the wings, Tommy Tune.
以后我会自己唱了 I'll be doin' my own singing henceforth.
- 汤米 透是谁?- 汤米 透是个男人 - Who's Tommy Tune? - Tommy Tune is a man
你可以百老汇看他的现场 that you can get a chance to see live and on Broadway
等我们搬回纽约! when we move back to New York City!
- What?- 什么? - What?- 什么?
什么? Yeah, what?
我刚和以前曼德尔/柯什的同事通过话 I was just on the phone with an old friend that I worked with at Mandel/Kirschner.
我问他是否能帮我安排他的公司给我面试 I had lunch with him and I asked him if he'd get me an interview with his new firm.
又面试, 奥利?你什么时候才会放弃? Jesus, another interview, Ollie? Come on, when are you gonna learn?
他刚才给我打电话 Well, smart guy, he just called me, said he sat down with his boss,
他把我推荐给他老板，把我吹得天花乱坠 sold me to his boss like I was the cure for cancer.
就这么音乐部有了个空缺 It just so happens that a little spot has opened up in their music department.
做了6年的贱民之后 Boom! After six years of being a pariah,
我要回来了! I'm gonna get back in!
不再扫马路 I'm talkin' about no more street sweeper,
不再拣垃圾，不再掏管道! no more picking up garbage, and no more water main!
新闻发布会，晚会! I'm talking press lines, I'm talking about parties!
西区的公寓 I'm talking about a Westside address,
给格蒂找个好学校! I'm talkin' about a good school for Gertie!
我现在的学校就很好 But I already go to a good school.
但我们要去纽约比这儿好得多的学校 Yes, honey, but you're gonna go to a way, way better school in New York City.
你可以坐地铁上学 You're gonna be able to take the subway to school. Won't that be fun?
但地铁里都是吸毒的和小偷 But the subway's full of junkies and mole-men.
- 没错- 别听你爷爷的 - Well, they are. - Don't listen to Pop.
我怎么跟你说的，他爱编故事! What do I tell you? He makes things up!
- 你会发现地铁很棒- 我不要 - You'll see. The subways are great. - I don't wanna see.
我不要上城里的学校，我要上这里的 I don't wanna go to a school up in the city. I wanna go to my school.
宝贝，那我每天往返新泽西 Honey, it's gonna be too far of a drive for me to come back down here
和纽约送你上学太远了 to take you to school in New Jersey every morning.
那我们就不去纽约，就在这里和爷爷住 So let's not move to the city. Let's stay here with Pop.
宝贝，爸爸已经很大了，不能再和爷爷住了 Sweetheart, I'm too old to be living with my father.
我应该有自己的房子 I need to get my own place.
你看看爷爷，他爱发脾气 And Pop... I mean, look at him, he's a mad-dog.
他不想我们住在这里妨碍他... He doesn't want us around here getting in his way, crampin' his style...
- 是吗，爷爷?- 胡说八道 - Do you, Pop? - That's all horseshit.
谢谢 You know... thanks, Pop.
我不想去纽约，就要在这里 I don't wanna move to the city. I like it here.
你想住多久就住多久 Pop says you can live here as long as you want.
宝贝，还记得我带你去看《恶魔理发师》吗? Baby, remember when I took you to see Sweeney Todd?
多有趣啊?我们玩得很开心，不是吗? How much fun was that? We had a good time, right?
如果我搬到纽约，我们每天都可以去看! I mean, if we move to New York City, we can do that every night!
当然，除了你工作的时候 Except for the nights you're working, of course.
你能不能不说话? You know what? Why don't you shut up for a second, OK?
我在和我女儿说话呢 I'm trying to talk to my daughter.
你喜欢纽约，你不是说过吗 You love New York City. You told me you loved the city.
- 不，没有- 哦！ - No, I didn't. - Oh!
- 我说过还行- 天哪! - I said it was OK. - Jesus Christ!
我说过我更喜欢高地你为什么不找份其他工作？ I said I like Highlands better. Why would you want some other job anyway, Dad?
你可以去开蝙蝠车! You get to ride the Batmobile!
宝贝, 爸爸不想开蝙蝠车! Baby, Daddy doesn't wanna drive the Batmobile!
爸爸想吃寿司!想打的! Daddy wants to eat sushi! Daddy wants to hail cabs!
爸爸想要有个门童! Daddy wants to have a doorman!
爸爸想对杂志记者颐指气使! Daddy wants to lord it over magazine editors!
爸爸喜欢原来的工作，每天都在怀念过去 Daddy loved his old job, and he's missed it every day since he's been gone.
爸爸想要那工作， 爸爸不想永远拣垃圾! Daddy wants to do that job. Daddy doesn't wanna pick up garbage forever!
但上次开会的时候，你对大家说你的工作很好 But you told everybody at the meeting that your job's good
因为不必穿西服 because you don't have to wear a suit.
是的，爸爸那么说是为了让他们同意我们的工程 Yes, but Daddy was just saying that to get them to say yes to a water main.
那你是在说谎? So you were just lying to everybody?
好吧，我去面试 Look, OK, I'll tell you what. I'll go to the meeting, all right?
如果我不喜欢那人说的，我就不接受那工作 If I don't like what the man says, then I won't take the job.
你撒谎! Now you're lying to me!
好吧，我星期一去面试 All right, look, young lady! I'm gonna go to this job interview on Monday,
不管你喜欢不喜欢 whether you like it or not.
等等，这个星期一? Wait, this Monday?
- 是- 奥利, 这个星期一不行 - Yes. - Ollie, you can't go on Monday.
- 为什么?- 那天是演出的日子! - Why? - Because that's the day of my show!
哦，该死，真的? Oh, shit. It is, isn't it?
面试是4点，我来得及赶回来 Well, it's at four, so I can, you know, make it back in time.
演出是5点 But my show's at five!
如果面试时间是4点 On what planet are you gonna get back here by five
坐飞机你也赶不回来 if you've got a meeting in the city at four?
别再添乱了，我忘记演出的事了 Just lay off me for a second! I forgot about the show.
你怎么能忘记?你很蠢吗? How could you forget? What, are you stupid?
格蒂,这个工作对爸爸很重要 Gertie, this job is very important to Daddy.
那我的演出呢?对你不重要? What about my show? Isn't that important to you?
宝贝，对我来说比对你更重要 Yes, honey, that's even more important to me.
那你就不要去面试，不要做那份愚蠢的工作! Then don't go to your stupid meeting about your stupid new job in the stupid city!
- 够了，小家伙!- 我根本不想你去参加我的演出! - That's enough, young lady! - I don't even want you in the show!
你演出的《恶魔理发师》一点都不好 You're not even a good Sweeney Todd anyway.
爷爷比你好多了，格里叔叔和布洛克叔叔也比你好 Pop's way better. Even Uncle Greenie and Uncle Block are better than you.
他们不是你叔叔 Those men are not your uncles!
但我们还知道替她做布景 Oh, no, but we're good enough to build sets for her show, right?
抱歉，我不是那意思，你去哪里? Sorry, I didn't mean that. Where are you going?
我不想见到你! 我不想你去看我的演出 I don't wanna be around you! I don't even want you to come to the show to watch it.
- 哦!- 我再也不喜欢你了! - Oh, come on! - I don't! I don't even like you anymore!
回来，我在和你说话呢! Get back here, young lady! Hey! I'm talkin' to you!
嘿，回来! Hey, young lady! Get back here, young lady!
你没资格告诉我做什么!我没必要听你的！ No! You can't tell me what to do! I don't have to do anything you say!
- 不对!- 为什么? - Yes, you do! - Why?
因为我是你爸爸! Because I'm your father, that's why!
- 那又怎么样?- 别对我大喊大叫, 格特鲁德! - So what? - Don't you yell at me, Gertrude!
我想喊就喊! I'll yell at you all I want!
我不会搬到愚蠢的纽约! Blah, blah, blah! I'm not moving to the stupid city!
够了，不管你喜欢不喜欢我们都要搬，到此为止 All right, that's it! You are moving to the city and you're gonna like it, and that's the end.
我恨你!我希望是你而不是妈妈死了! I hate you! I wish you'd died, not Mommy!
我一直都恨你! I hate you right back, you little shit!
你和你妈妈夺走了我的生活，我要夺回来! You and your mother took my life away and I just want it back!
哦，对不起，宝贝，我不是故意的... God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sweetheart. I didn't mean...
- 走开!- 对不起... - Get off me! - I'm sorry...
走开! Get off of me!
你这是怎么了? What the hell's the matter with you?
♪ I took my love and I took it down
♪ I climbed a mountain and I turned around
♪ And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
♪ Till the landslide brought me down
♪ Oh, mirror in the sky what is love?
♪ Can the child within my heart rise above?
♪ Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?
♪ Can I handle the seasons of my life?
♪ Mm-mm... I don't know
♪ Well, I've been afraid of changing
♪ 'Cause I've built my life around you
♪ But time makes you bolder
♪ Children get older
♪ And I'm getting older too
- Hey.- 嗨 - Hey.- 嗨
你那晚怎么了?不辞而别 What happened to you the other night? You just sort of took off.
我不想打扰你们 It looked to me like you guys needed a little privacy.
我需要你的支持 What I really needed was a little backup.
她还是个孩子, 奥利.孩子不太适应变化 She's a kid, Ollie. Kids don't weather change well.
我是说，再过几年你赶她出曼哈顿她都不会走 I mean, in a few years, you won't be able to keep her out of Manhattan.
但现在，她只想要她熟悉的 But for now, she just wants what she knows.
我也是 So do l.
是啊，但是否还和你了解的一样呢? Yeah, but is that even what you know anymore?
老天，你也是? Oh, Jesus. You too?
你想过以前的生活，要挣大钱的工作想搬出你爸爸家... You want your old life back. Big-money job, out of your old man's house...
你这么想也不无道理 It's not like it doesn't make any sense.
还有呢? Yeah. So?
你想要回你的生活，不是他们的 That's your life that you want back, not theirs.
这是他们的生活，你对那些爱你的人说 I mean, this is their life. What you're sort of saying to everybody who loves you
你所拥有的还不够好 is that what we have isn't good enough for you.
这让每个人都难过 So it's just upsetting everybody, you know?
- 每个人?- 哦... 我吗? - Everybody? - Oh... What, me?
我们俩的关系还没那么深 I mean, it's not like we've got some big romance going on or anything.
只是朋友，对吗? We're just friends, right?
你有没有想过，...也许有一天... Did you ever wonder if... maybe someday it might...
我们会更进一步? be more than that?
在你把我藏到浴室前，有那么两秒钟 For about two seconds, before you had me hiding in the shower from your kid.
听着, 奥利, 我喜欢你，但... Look, Ollie, I like you, but...
我可以不想伤害自己，因为你要离开了 I'm not gonna be all heartbroken 'cause you're leaving town.
我知道 I know.
即使我到城里工作 Even if I took this job in the city,
我还会回来看我爸爸和你的 I'd still come back down here and visit my old man. And you.
为什么？你认为我会在这里待很久? Why? I mean, you think I'm gonna stick around here for much longer?
- 米娅...- 奥利... - Maya... - Ollie...
我要回去工作了 I gotta get back to work.
如果，如果你不去参加演出 If... if I don't... if I don't see you at the show,
那你在纽约安顿好了以后给我打个电话吧 give me a call sometime when you get all settled up in the big city.
拜托... Come on...
该死 Shit.
♪ Now there's tears on the pillow
♪ Darling where we slept
♪ And you took my heart when you left
♪ Without your sweet kiss my soul is lost, my friend
♪ Tell me, how do I begin again?
♪ My city's in ruins
♪ Now with these hands
♪ With these hands
♪ I pray, Lord
♪ With these hands
♪ With these hands ♪ I pray for the strength, Lord
♪ With these hands With these hands
♪ I pray for the faith, Lord
嗨, 爸爸. Hi, Daddy.
宝贝，我不是故意吵醒你 Hey, baby. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you up.
没关系 It's OK.
听着，那天我对你嚷嚷了，对不起 Listen. I'm sorry - for yelling at you the other night.
我错了，我说的那些话都不是真心的 I was wrong. And I didn't mean any of the things that I said.
我知道，我也不是 I know. Neither did l.
- 爸爸?- 嗯? - Daddy? - Yeah?
妈妈喜欢住在纽约吗? Did Mommy like living in the city?
是的，她喜欢 Yeah, she did. She loved it.
那我猜我也会喜欢的 Then I guess I'll love it too.
谢谢，宝贝 Thanks, sweetheart.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果交通还好的话，我还是可以赶得上看你的演出的 You know, I still might make it to your show tomorrow, if the traffic's not too bad.
你不去我也不会生气的，我理解 I won't be mad if you miss it. I understand.
好的，宝贝，继续睡觉吧，我爱你 OK, sweetie. Go back to sleep. I love you.
晚安, 爸爸. Good night, Daddy.
晚安 Good night.
♪ With these hands ♪ I pray for my strength, Lord
♪ With these hands With these hands
♪ Come on, rise up
乔治克鲁尼办公室找托尼，一号线 George Clooney's office for T ony on line one.
安切洛蒂公司，请稍候 The Angellotti Company. One moment, please.
- 需要帮忙吗?- 是的 - Can I help you? - Yes.
我是奥利弗 特里克我来见亚瑟 布里克曼和安切洛蒂先生 My name's Oliver Trinke and I'm here to see Arthur Brickman and Mr. Angellotti.
好的 OK.
特里克先生来了 Mr. Trinke is here.
好的 OK, I will.
- 他们10分钟后见您- 好的 - They'll be about ten more minutes. - OK.
- 您坐那儿等一下吧- 好，好的... - You can have a seat. - Right, right...
你好 Hello.
哦，老天，嗨! Oh, my God... Hi!
我来见布拉德 I'm here to see Brad.
他正等您呢，先生 Yes! He's expecting you, sir.
他很抱歉，交通不好，他还有几个街区就到了 He apologizes, but he's stuck in traffic He's just a few blocks away.
您在那儿坐一会儿，我告诉他您来了 Why don't you just have a seat and I'll let him know that you've arrived.
多谢 Thank you very much.
他们总是让你等，不是吗? They love to keep you waiting, don't they?
- 对不起?- 我说他们总是让你等 - Excuse me? - They love to keep you waiting.
是啊，是啊 Right. Yeah, yeah, they do.
他们觉得这样会给他们以心理上的优势? I think they think it gives them a psychological edge, you know?
我给他们我屁股的优势 Well, it's about to give 'em the edge of my ass,
因为如果我拔腿就走，他们就只能看见我屁股了 'cause that's all they're gonna see when I'm walkin' out that door.
你了解这些家伙吗? You know anything about these guys?
只知道他们是这一行... Only that they're the fastest-growing...
"...成长最快的公司"是的，我也读过这篇文章 "...firm in the business." Yes, I read that article too.
好吧，你知道的和我一样多 All right, well... You know as much as I do.
那么说他们知道自己做的事情 I guess that means they know what they're doing.
应该是的，除非这些发行人雇用其他发行人替他们传话 I suppose. Unless these publicists hire other publicists to get the word out for 'em.
没错，然后那些发行人就雇用自己的发行人 Right. And then those publicists hire their own publicists
来替他们做宣传 to help spin the good publicity they created for these publicists.
当然，他们熟悉发行人他们也许会雇发行人 Of course, knowing publicists, they probably hire publicists
来宣传他们雇用其他发行人 to promote the fact that they spun the publicity
做宣传这件事情... that they hired the other publicists to spin. So...
- 伙计，你是做哪行的?- 我就是发行人 - Oh man! So what do you do? - I'm a publicist.
没想到我坐在安切洛蒂公司的人旁边 I didn't realize I was sitting here talking to an Angellotti man.
其实我还不是安切洛蒂公司的 Well, to tell you the truth, I'm not an Angellotti man.
我来这儿应聘的 At least not yet. I'm here trying to get a job.
这些家伙在我拍完上一部片子以后就想把我挖过来 These guys have been tryin' to steal me from my publicist since my last flick.
- 是机器人那部，对吗?- 哦，是的，你看过了? - Oh, the robot movie, right? - Oh, yeah, you saw it?
还没机会看，我打算... I haven't gotten around to it yet. I'm gonna...
哦，你可真够支持我的 Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot for the support though, man.
- 我打算...- 其实那部片子也不怎么样 - I wanna see it... - You know what? It's not that good.
我有孩子，没机会出去看电影 I have a kid. I don't get a chance to get out and see movies
除非里面有唱歌的螃蟹 unless they have singing crabs in 'em.
唱歌的螃蟹？我知道那个，那么说你有个女儿 Singing crabs? I saw that one. That means you have a girl.
没错 That's right.
- 多大了?- 7岁 - How old is she? - She's seven.
是吗？我有一丫头俩小子 Yeah? Cool. I got a girl and two boys.
3个孩子? Three kids?
那你怎么还有时间拍电影? God. How do you find time to make all those blockbusters?
妈的，如果没那些孩子, Shoot, if I didn't have all them damn kids,
我也不用去拍电影了 I wouldn't have to make these blockbusters.
没错 Right.
伙计 Oh, man.
- 很酷，对不对?- 拍电影? - It's cool, though, isn't it? - Making blockbusters?
- 应该你告诉我- 是做父母，有趣的家伙 - You tell me. - Bein' a parent, funny man.
有时候是的 It has its moments.
- 你女儿叫什么?- 格特鲁德（婴儿内衣） - What's your daughter's name? - Gertrude.
哎呀!怎么取这么个名字? Damn! Why'd you do that to that girl, man?
- 你是不是打赌输了?- 不是 - Did you lose a bet? - No.
- 不，是我原来妻子的名字- "原来"? 我猜猜 - No, it was my wife's name. - "Was"? OK, let me guess.
她给孩子起了格蒂这名字后就和你离婚带走了你一半财产? She took you for half after she saddled the kid with the name Gert?
不能怪她，是我给孩子起名叫格蒂的 I can't blame it on her. I saddled the kid with the name Gert.
她难产死了... She died in childbirth. So...
- 不，不...- 真不好意思 - No, no, no, it's... - I feel like an asshole, man.
- 别担心- 不，听着，真的很抱歉 - Don't worry about it. - No, listen, I'm really sorry about that.
我也没去看你的电影，我们扯平了，相信我 I didn't see your movie, so we're even. Trust me.
就因为这个才没人在等候室聊天，对吗? This is exactly why people don't talk to each other in waiting rooms, right?
也许吧，我告诉你... Probably. Although, I gotta tell ya...
那些写“父母并不理解”的家伙根本就没孩子 the fact that the guy who wrote "Parents Just Don't Understand" is now a parent
都是编出来的 completely makes up for it.
我们也是这样，对吗? Oh, man. We don't though, do we?
- 什么?- 理解 - What's that? - Understand.
我是说，现在的孩子，比我们懂得多 I mean, these kids today. From the door, man, they got it all over us.
我女儿就比我懂得多 My daughter has it all over me, I can tell you that.
是的，我家老二，我儿子 Yeah, my middle one, my son?
每天早上我出门的时候 Every time I walk out of the house in the morning
他就说"爸爸, 你对我的爱有多远?" he says, "Daddy, how far you love me?"
我总是挑一个近的东西"到桌子那么远" I always pick somewhere close. "l love you to that table, man."
"不，有到月亮一个来回那么远." "No, you don't. You love me all the way to the moon and back down to the dirt."
真不错 That's great.
我每次都舍不得走 It take everything I got to walk out of that house.
你拍片的时候也要抽时候和他们在一起，是吗? You get to spend time with them on the set though, right?
是的，但如果我聪明的话，就不会坐在这里了 Oh, yeah. But if I was a smart man, I wouldn't be sittin' here right now.
我会在家里和孩子玩泥巴 I'd be at home playing in the dirt with my kids.
但你知道，我不是以脑袋好出名的 But we all know that I'm not famous 'cause of my brains.
是因为我英俊，性感 It's 'cause I'm, like, strikingly handsome, crazy sexy.
是因为我那玩意儿大得吓人，呵呵 And I'm, like, hung like it's ridiculous.
哦，伙计，我肯定不能算是个聪明人 Oh, man! But I'm definitely not the sharpest spoon in the shed.
跟你说... You know...
- 很高兴和你聊天- 我也是 - It was really nice talking to you. - Oh, hey, you too, man.
- 你走了?- 走了 - You out? - I'm out.
有什么人可以推荐吗? Hey, you recommend these guys?
只有一个叫亚瑟 布里克曼的 Uh... only guy I can recommend is named Arthur Brickman.
其他人我可不能担保 Other than that, I can't vouch for anybody.
等等，你就是布里克曼? Whoa, whoa, hold on. You Brickman?
不，我是要回家和孩子玩泥巴的那个 No. I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid.
-托比!-来了! 失陪一下... ♪ Toby! ♪ Coming! 'Scuse me
-拿麦酒来!-好的,妈! ♪ Ale there! ♪ Right, mum!
动作快点! ♪ Quick now!
老天,太好吃了! ♪ God, that's good!
要抹粉吗，还是捏你的脸（让它变红）? You want some rouge, or should I just pinch your cheeks?
你要是敢捏我的脸，我可不管什么孩子的演出也要把你揍扁 Pinch my cheeks, kids' show or not, I'll put you through the wall.
欢迎大家来到圣玛丽亚学校 I'd like to welcome everyone to Saint Maria Goretti's
学生/亲属秋季表演 Student/Family Fall Pageant.
祝贺你的孩子出色的才能 This is a celebration of your children and their talents,
好好欣赏吧 so we hope you enjoy the show.
第一个节目是一年级的辛西娅 波德那和她妈妈简表演的 Our first act is first-grader Cynthia Bodnar and her mother Jane,
音乐剧《猫》里面的歌曲《回忆》 performing the song "Memory" from the Broadway show Cats.
下面是安修女幼儿园的翠西科莱里, And now Tracy Colelli, from Sister Ann's kindergarten class,
和她父母表演的音乐剧《猫》里面的歌曲《回忆》 will perform with her parents "Memory" from Cats.
下面是一年级的马丁托拜厄斯和他妈妈表演的... And now, first-grader Martin Tobias and his mother will perform...
哦，这歌真流行 Oh, boy, this is a popular song.
...《猫》里面的歌曲《回忆》 ..."Memory" from Cats.
开玩笑! You gotta be kidding me!
你就不能让我轻松点吗, 格蒂? You couldn't make it easy on me, could you, Gert?
宝贝，会没事的 Honey, it's gonna be OK.
你是下一个, 格蒂.祝你成功 You're next, Gertie. Break a leg.
感谢上帝，终于有不是《猫》里面的了 And now, we have something not from Cats. Thank God.
一年级的格特鲁德 特里克和他的父亲, 奥利弗... First-grader Gertrude Trinke and her father, Oliver...
- 是我的爷爷- 哦 - Just my grandfather. - Oh.
对不起，一年级的格特鲁德 特里克和他的爷爷表演的 I'm sorry. First-grader Gertrude Trinke and her grandfather
我猜是感恩歌吧 will be performing what I can only assume is a hymn,
音乐剧《《恶魔理发师》》中的《上帝啊，太棒了》 entitled "God, That's Good", from the musical Sweeney Todd.
女士们,先生们,请注意 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
闻到那香浓可口、美味动人的味道 ♪ Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling as well
你们的鼻孔是否同样蠢蠢欲动? ♪ At that delicate, luscious, ambrosial smell?
对,的确如此,我看的出来 ♪ Yes, they are, I can tell
女士们,先生们,微风中芳香四溢 ♪ Well, ladies and gentlemen, that aroma enriching the breeze
松脆多汁、无与伦比 ♪ Is like nothing compared to its succulent source
当然啰,就像美食家所说的一样 ♪ As the gourmets among you will tell you, of course
女士们,先生们,简直无法想像这种雀跃和兴奋 ♪ Ladies and gentlemen, you can't imagine the rapture and star
就在这扇门内 ♪ Just inside of this door
来尝尝看洛薇特太太的鲜肉派 ♪ There you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
就像外表一样风味甜美的派 ♪ Savory and sweet pies, as you see
吃了洛薇特太太的鲜肉派 ♪ You who eats pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
包准你回味无穷 ♪ Conjure up the treat pies used to be
-托比!-来了! 失陪一下... ♪ Toby! ♪ Coming! 'Scuse me...
-拿麦酒来!-好的,妈! ♪ Ale there! ♪ Right, mum!
-动作快点!-老天,太好吃了! ♪ Quick now! ♪ God, that's good!
幸会了,小亲亲 ♪ Nice to see you, dearie
你怎么还没走呀? ♪ How have you been keeping?
我忙得筋疲力尽托比! 给这位先生一杯 ♪ Cor, me bones is weary Toby! One for the gentleman
倾听小鸟鸣叫有助心情快活 ♪ Hear the birdies cheeping? Helps to keep it cheery
托比! 把那老女人赶出去! ♪ Toby! Throw the old woman out!
老天,太好吃了! ♪ God, that's good!
你身上有多少钱啊,小亲亲?不行,小店谢绝赊欠 ♪ What's your budget, dearie? No, we don't cut slices
衣服脱下 Take this off.
...我的价钱,我是个小鬼灵精 ♪...me prices I'm a little leery
生意实在好的不得了 ♪ Business couldn't be better, though
老天,太好吃了! ♪ God, that's good!
老天保佑 ♪ Knock on wood
对不起 ♪ Psst! ♪ Excuse me
亲爱的,招呼客人 ♪ Psst! ♪ Dear, see to the customers
好的,什么事,亲爱的? ♪ Psst! ♪ Yes, what, love?
-动作快点!-我的心悸动不已 ♪ Quick now! ♪ Me heart's a-flutter
-当我跺地板...-当你跺地板 ♪ When I pound the floor... ♪ When you pound the floor
表示我准备离开了 ♪ It's a signal to show that I'm ready to go
-当我跺地板...-当你跺地板 ♪ When I pound the floor... ♪ When you pound the floor
-你信任我吗?-我只想确定一下 ♪ Will you trust me? ♪ I just want to be sure
当我确定你就序,我会跺三下 ♪ When I'm certain that you're in place I'll pound three times
三下 ♪ Three times
然后换你! ♪ And then you!
三下! ♪ Three times!
如果你... ♪ If you...
没错! ♪ Exactly!
-再来更多热腾腾的派!-老天! ♪ More hot pies! ♪ God!
-更多热腾腾的派!-对! ♪ More hot! ♪ Right!
更多派! 更多! ♪ More pies! More!
等一下! ♪ Wait!
老天,太好吃了! ♪ God, that's good!
糟糕 Shit.
- 我爱你, 爸爸.- 我也爱你 - I love you, Daddy. - I love you too.
我太爱你了 I love you so much.
- 你太棒了- 你也是 - You were great. - You too.
你... 们... You... guys...
太... 棒了! - were... great! - Ooh!
上帝! Oh, God!
格蒂!跟我来跳舞 Hey, Gertie! Come dance with me.
- 再见， 格里叔叔. 再见 布洛克叔叔- 再见，宝贝 - Bye, Uncle Greenie. Bye, Uncle Block. - Bye, sweetheart.
- 我开始喜欢演戏了- 是啊 - I'm startin' to like show business. - Yeah.
别做美梦了，明天你还要去挖大便呢 Well, don't get caught up in the glory. Tomorrow you're on shithouse duty.
有时候我想... - You know, sometimes I just wanna... - Uh-huh.
我再也不想唱给你听了 I'm so tired of being your little geisha.
我有一阵子挺担心的 You had me worried there for a minute.
是啊，我也担心你会怯场 Yeah, who knew all those years you were nursing a case of stage fright.
不是那个，是其他事情 Not about that, smart ass. About the other thing.
- 关于搬走的事情- 拜托，爸爸 - About moving away. - Come on, Dad.
你不想一个人住了? Don't you wanna live alone again?
我更不想一个人死 Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.
我们哪儿也不去，爸爸 We're not going anywhere, Pop.
你不去安慰一下爷爷? You wanna go over there and cheer up your pop?
他没能唱上两句，正不高兴呢 He's devastated about missing his big singing debut.
爷爷! Pop!
小公主! Hey, Princess!
看看你，大英雄 Look at you. Mr. Big Hero of the Night.
嗯，也许要花我更长的时间，呃... Yeah, well, it might take me longer than some, but l, uh...
可以吗? - May l? - Uh...
好的 OK.
很高兴我终于赶上了 I like to think I come around eventually.
嗯，你就这么冷不丁出现了? Well, you showing up when you did like that?
真是太浪漫了 That was just about the most romantic thing I've ever seen.
说真的 Honestly.
呃，留下来吧 Well... stick around.
也许更浪漫 It may get even more romantic than that.
- 真的吗?- 真的 - Really? - Yeah.
浪漫吧? See? How was that for romance?
我会考虑的 I'll think about it.
好好考虑 Do that.
奥利 特里克... Ollie Trinke...
嘿 Hey.
你儿子和那个米娅舞跳得不错啊 Your kid's cuttin' a rug with that Maya.
呃... Uh...
咸鱼也有翻身日 The sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
你有咸鱼? You getting a dog?
米娅? Maya?
- 我可以和爸爸跳舞吗?- 那好吧 - Can I dance with my dad now? - If you must.
别让他溜走了, 格蒂.他是独一无二的 Don't let him go, though, Gert. He's one of a kind.
我知道 I know.
过来 Come here.
- 想跳舞吗?- 不去纽约了? - You wanna dance? - So, no city?
- 不去了- 和爷爷待在一起? - No. No city. - We're staying here with Pop?
是的，和爷爷待在一起 God help us, yes, we're staying with Pop.
- 你会带我去看《猫》吗?- 哦，很会利用机会啊，不行 - And you're taking me to see Cats? - Oh-ho! Nice try, but no.
- 谢谢, 爸爸.- 我愿意为你做任何事情, 格蒂. - Thank you, Daddy. - Anything for you, Gert.
- 知道为什么吗?- 为什么? - You know why? - Why?
因为你是我的唯一 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.
♪ I got no time for the corner boys
♪ Down in the street making all that noise
♪ Or the girls out on the avenue
♪ 'Cause tonight I wanna be with you
♪ Tonight I'm gonna take that ride
♪ Across the river to the Jersey side
♪ Take my baby to the carnival
♪ Then I'll take her on all the rides
♪ 'Cause down the shore everything's all right
♪ You and your baby on a Saturday night
♪ You know all my dreams come true
♪ When I'm walking down the street with you
♪ Sing sha la la la la la la
♪ Sha la la la la la la la
♪ Sha la la Well, I'm in love with a Jersey girl
♪ Sha la la la la la la la
♪ Sha la la la la la
♪ You know she thrills me with all her charms
♪ When I'm wrapped up in my baby's arms
♪ My little girl gives me everything
♪ I know someday that she 'll wear my ring
♪ So don 't bother me, man, I ain't got no time
♪ I'm on my way to see that girl of mine
♪ 'Cause nothing matters in this whole wide world
♪ When you're in love with a Jersey girl
♪ Sha la la la la la la
♪ Sha la la la la la la la la la la la
♪ Sha la la la la la la la
♪ Sha la la Well, I'm in love with a Jersey girl