♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
♪ And school comes along just to end it
♪ So the annual problem for our generation
♪ is finding a good way to spend it
♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower
♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain
♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent
♪ Or driving our sister insane
♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do
♪ before school starts this fall
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
ANNOUNCER: From the PFT studios in still
moderately charming and majestic downtown Danville.
It's... Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know the drill.
We've hosted before.
He's good, I'm evil, blah, blah, blah.
I, for one, am excited to be here.
And I'm all tingly! I've actually got butterflies in my stomach.
ANNOUNCER: Let me finish my introduction!
Welcome to Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown,
hosted by Kelly Osbourne!
And now here's our host.
She's a singer, an actor, a fashionista du jour.
Kelly Osbourne!
Hi, everybody! What you doing?
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
I have always wanted to say that.
I am so excited to be here!
I promise you guys it's gonna be a rockin' show
full of surprises.
And anyone who knows anything about me,
they know that I absolutely love Phineas and Ferb.
And being a singer myself,
I love, love, love the songs!
Wait, wait, wait. What's going on here?
Yeah. And aren't you a little too three dimensional
to host an animated show, young lady?
Yes, yes, I am.
But I'm doing it anyway so just deal with it.
But we have hosting contracts and everything.
Did you read your contracts?
Nobody reads 'em, they're like a hundred pages long.
And pages two through 99 are useless.
Like parsley on a dinner plate. Nobody eats it.
You know, if they're gonna put stuff on your plate
that you're not gonna eat, why not make it something useful,
like a key chain, or gold doubloons.
Dude, why are you rambling on about parsley?
You're bringing the entire energy of the show down!
Maybe you guys can be my co-hosts!
Co-hosts! I don't like the sound of that.
Sounds like a demotion.
Enough of you two.
You guys ready? Let's get this party started!
There were so many songs to pick from.
I mean, just take a look at all of them.
Wow, that is a lot of songs.
You guys voted and now we're gonna rock the top 10.
Here's number 10!
Is this the Phineas and Ferb party?
Sure is.
Phineas and Ferb's parties rule!
(ALL CHEERING)
It's not their party, it's my party!
And it's not a party. It's an intimate get-together.
(SHATTERING) (GASPS) What was that?
Put that down! Pardon me! Use a napkin.
What is my science teacher doing here?
I never miss a Phineas and Ferb party.
But if it were a party, it would not be their party! It would be my party!
ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
(RAPPING) ♪ It's not a party It's an intimate get-together
ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
♪ Don't call it that It's just a get-together
ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
♪ Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food
♪ Don't make the music in the house go "boom"
♪ Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors
♪ And please stay out of my room
♪ Take your feet off the chair
♪ Put a coaster under that drink
♪ Hey, these chotchkes aren't for juggling
♪ And that's a toilet, not a sink
♪ It's not a party It's an intimate get-together
ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
♪ Don't call it that It's just a get-together
ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
(PHONE RINGING)
Hi, Mom. What? What?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get-together.
JEREMY: ♪ Candace party
♪ Hey, what's this in this fishbowl?
♪ I said don't play with the remote
♪ Hey, close the door Were you born in a barn?
♪ Which one of you brought this goat?
♪ It's not a party It's an intimate get-together
ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
♪ Don't call it that It's just a get-together
ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
♪ Talkin' I, to the N To the T, I, M, A, T, E get-together
♪ I, to the N To the T, I, M, A, T, E get-together ♪
ALL: That's right!
It's not a party.
(SIGHS) Demoted to co-host.
I've been a co-host before, and had a blast doing it!
Well, goody gumdrops for you.
Don't worry, Kelly.
I am totally down for being second banana.
And second of all, technically you would be third banana.
It would go Kelly and then me, and then you.
I would be second banana.
Nobody is a banana because there are no bananas!
Yes, we have no bananas.
Here's the song rolling in at number nine.
Excellent. From the top of this building,
everyone in the tri-state area should be able to hear us.
♪ Perry You know, you are a boy's best friend
♪ You're more than just a passing trend
♪ You're like a treat from a candy store
♪ Oh, Perry
♪ We love you more than ice cream cakes
♪ We love you more than bugs and snakes
♪ We love you more than all things mentioned before
♪ Oh, Perry You're extraordinary
♪ You're kind of short and hairy The color of a blueberry
♪ Yes, Perry
♪ So come home, Perry
♪ Come home, Perry Come home
Hey, Candace. Why don't you sing one?
Um...
♪ Oh, Perry I think it's kind of scary
♪ I can't find you anywhere-y It fills me with despair-y?
♪ Oh, Perry I'm allergic to dairy
♪ I'm gonna move to the prairie
♪ And change my name to Larry
Larry?
I ran out of rhymes, all right?
ALL: ♪ She'll change her name to Larry
♪ So come home, Perry
♪ Come home, Perry, come home
♪ So come home, Perry
♪ Come home, Perry, come home
♪ Come home, Perry, come home ♪
(CHATTERING)
There you are, Perry.
Perry.
(ALL CHEERING)
(APPLAUSE)
Good job, Larry.
Welcome home.
This is going to be a fantastic countdown!
Just one thing, you guys.
We seriously have to do something about your fashion.
It's just not working.
You look a bit, like, stiff and uniform-y.
Right guys? "Uniform-y"?
Yeah, "uniform-y." If you look it up, there's a picture of you.
You're one to talk. What?
I mean that whole laboratory look was never in,
even if you are an "evil scientist."
You should try a cape.
A cape. Where am I going to get a cape at this hour?
You could try a Nehru jacket.
If I could get a Nehru jacket, I could get a cape.
Men.
While my co-hosts go backstage
and bring their fashions into this century,
here's song eight.
VANESSA: ♪ I can do it, I can run
♪ I can hunt you down
♪ 'Cause I'm gainin' ground I'm light on my feet
♪ And I'm quick to the punch I had a heavy breakfast
♪ But a real light lunch I'm a ragin' bonfire
♪ A cherry bomb I'm me
♪ I'm rough and tumble I'm the one to beat
♪ I'm a fresh coat of blacktop burnin' up your feet
♪ I got a poisonous sting When I rain, I pour
♪ I'm the best of the best I'm the soup du jour
♪ I'm smooth as glass and sharp as a tack
♪ I'm me
♪ I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack
♪ I'm me
♪ I'm a strong woman, fast talkin' Big bad-dog walkin'
♪ High-falutin', drum-beatin' Foot-stompin', corn-poppin'
♪ Speedin' locomotive that just won't stop
♪ I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top
♪ I'm a crowd-pleasin' head-spinnin'
♪ Winnin' in the ninth inning Whip-lashin', record-smashing
♪ Black-tie-party-crashing cyclone of fun
♪ I'm an army of one
♪ I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot-cross bun
♪ I'm a big hay-maker in a title fight
♪ I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite
♪ I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night
♪ I'm me
Okay, let's keep rocking and get right...
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Wait, wait, wait. Wait for us!
Yeah, hold the boat! (CROWD CHEERING)
Mind you, this does not mean in any way,
shape or hair color, that I am your co-host.
I'm just saying. Wow!
Now I know what I would look like
if I had middle-aged male clones.
Oh, I can't believe I let myself get talked into this.
It's embarrassing and if I'm being honest a bit drafty.
Ah, just go with it, Frances.
Hey look at this, strike a pose!
Look, look, look... I'm vogueing... Vogueing?
I love vogueing. It's so '90s.
I was a bit of a secret voguer myself.
Really? It wasn't a secret.
You know what we should do then?
Strike a pose.
(CROWD WHISTLING)
Vogue. Vogueing? That's it.
Look it up, kids. That's what the Internet is for.
That was fun. Great idea, Kelly. Thank you.
But, but... Vogueing was my idea.
I started to say vogueing and you just cut me off
right before when I just got "vo" out, you know.
What did you think I was going to say?
Vociferous? What other words start with "vo"?
Give it a rest, Heinz. He's always like this.
That's it. That is it!
You will rue the day that you demoted Heinz Doofenshmirtz to co-host!
Hmm.
You know what that means? I think I do.
More hosting for us!
All right! Here's a little ditty
I like to call song number seven!
♪ Through the eye of a needle
♪ Time to loosen your tongue
♪ Got a tip how to make ends meet
♪ A-G-L-E-T Don't forget it
♪ Gets us all up on our feet Yeah, yeah, yeah!
♪ A-G-L-E-T
♪ Aglet! ♪ Don't forget it
♪ A-G-L-E-T
♪ Aglet! ♪ Don't forget it
♪ A-G-L-E-T
♪ Aglet! ♪ Don't forget it
♪ A-G-L-E-T
♪ Aglet! ♪ Don't forget it
♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪ We're tying the world together
♪ Aglet! ♪ Don't forget it
♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪ We're tying the world together
♪ Aglet! ♪ Don't forget it
♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪ We're gonna tie the world together
♪ Aglet! ♪ Don't forget it
♪ A-G-L-E-T ♪ We're gonna tie the world together
♪ Aglet! ♪ Don't forget it
♪ One word at a time
PHINEAS: Ladies and gentlemen, my sister,
Candace Flynn!
♪ And in the end the most important thing
♪ Is that we never forget
♪ The end of a shoelace is called the...
The, uh...
Wait a minute!
It doesn't matter!
I can't believe I was almost sucked into this.
Are you guys having as much fun as I am? (CROWD CHEERING)
Yes! Now that I'm back in my old clothes... "Uniformy" or not.
I predict the Nehru jacket will make a comeback.
Mmm. Not gonna happen. No?
But you know what is gonna happen?
Song number six!
So, Phineas, what do you think of the City of Love?
I wish it was the city of airplane parts.
You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it.
♪ We could share a crepe sucree at this Parisian cafe
Huh! That awning could be used as a sail,
or, you know, a parachute, depending on how things go.
♪ Take a break and smell these flowers underneath the Eiffel Tower
I wonder if they still got pieces of that hanging around.
The rivets would come in handy. Oh, Phineas.
♪ Won't you share a creme brulee with me?
Hey, look at that nifty little blow-torch!
♪ How perfect could this be
♪ In the City of Love
♪ In the City of Love ♪ In the City of Love
♪ In the City of Love
♪ We could try some fancy cheese
♪ Or peruse the galleries
I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible, as a rocket fuel.
♪ Isn't this a perfect day
♪ How do I look in this beret?
Oh, that reminds me, we might need helmets.
♪ Oh, how can he not feel the same way
♪ When we're strolling down the Champs-Elysees
♪ In the City of Love
♪ In the City of Love ♪ In the City of Love
♪ I wish that he would whisper, "Ma cherie, je t'aime"
♪ But all he wants to do is try to fix that plane
♪ In the City of Love ♪ In the City of Love
♪ In the City of Love
BALLOON SELLER: Hey, you! (GASPS)
Stop letting my balloons go!
Okay, little Miss Osbourne,
prepare to say hello to your doom
or I guess in this case, at the head of the man
who is not your co-host!
Wow. That was close!
Wait. Was that Perry the Platypus?
Great. They're probably letting him host the show.
CHORUS: ♪ Perry
Oh, my gosh, this day just keeps getting better and better!
You know I was hoping you'd stop by.
Do you... Do you want to introduce the next song?
(CHATTERING)
Let me translate for you guys.
What I believe he just said was,
"Swinging in at song number five is..."
Summer. It sounds dangerous yet oddly compelling. What is it?
What is summer? Man, where do I begin?
♪ The days are longer The nights are shorter
♪ The sun is shining
♪ It's noticeably warmer
♪ Summer
♪ Every single moment is Worth its weight in gold
♪ It's like the world's best story And it's waiting to be told
♪ It's ice cream cones and cherry soda Dripping down your chin
♪ It's summer! Man, where do we begin
♪ It's ponds and pools and garden hoses Trying to beat the heat
♪ Bicycles and roller skates And even just bare feet
♪ It's also surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots
♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain
♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent
♪ Or driving our sister in...
Wait, maybe we're going too fast.
♪ It's crickets and cicadas And a glass of lemonade
♪ Summer It's sitting with your brother
♪ In the back yard Under the shade of a big tree
♪ That's what it means to me
♪ The days are longer The nights are shorter
♪ The sun is shining
♪ It's noticeably warmer
♪ Every single moment is Worth its weight in gold
♪ It's like the world's best story And it's waiting to be told
♪ It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin
♪ It's summer Man, where do we begin
♪ It's summer Man, where do we begin ♪
That last song just makes me we want to move and groove,
but enough about me!
Because I have a surprise for everyone.
A friend of mine wanted to stop by and say "Hi."
So please put your hands together
and give a warm welcome to Maia Mitchell!
Hi. Hello.
I was uh... I was watching from backstage
and could not wait to get out here.
I love all the songs so far.
I know, right? Aren't they fun?
Yeah! They're amazing.
And Kelly, you're doing an awesome job of hosting!
Isn't she? I was a little bit nervous.
MAIA: No. no, you're great.
And Major Monogram. I'm Maia.
Pleasure to meet you, young lady.
And Perry! I love you.
You're my favorite, actually.
Because we have something in common.
What's that? We're both from Australia.
(GASPS) Didn't even think of that.
That's so cool!
That is so cool. (CHUCKLES)
Maia, why don't you introduce the next song?
I was actually waiting for you to ask me to do that.
Check it out. It's number four!
Yeah! I'm you from another dimension!
Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
Right back at you, big guy.
Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
I suppose so.
♪ Do you want some rice pudding?
♪ Ick, no, that's gross
♪ It was a test. Almond brittle?
♪ Oh, I love it the most ♪ Me, too
♪ Do you collect coins?
♪ Yeah, just in case
♪ Vending machines become the dominant race
♪ I've been alone all these years
♪ With my irrational fears
But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
♪ But now before me, I see
♪ Someone with whom I agree
♪ I've found a brand new best friend And it's me
♪ I thought I'd be taller
♪ I've been told I slouch
♪ I thought I'd have both my eyes You know
♪ It's in this pouch
Ouch! You know, I can't help but notice
that your scar goes over your eye patch.
Yeah?
Nothing.
♪ Do llamas weird you out?
♪ Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
♪ No, no, I meant Lorenzo
♪ That's right He played Meap
♪ Now I know all about you
♪ And you know all about me
♪ Oh-wee-ooh!
♪ And now before me I see
♪ Someone with whom I agree
♪ I've found a brand new best friend And it's me
♪ Now that I found you
♪ We can be a duo
♪ Twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz
♪ Coming at you Fridays
What's that? I mean, are we doing a TV show together?
No. It just sort of sounded like...
I mean, we could. We should!
Hmm. Maybe we're not so much alike.
That can be our catch phrase.
You're the grumpy one.
Wow, there are so many great songs!
I know! What did you think about that last song, Perry?
(CHATTERING)
I have a confession. What's that?
I might uh, make Perry noises when no one's looking.
(GASPS) You're kidding, me too!
You do? All the time!
Sir, I just wanted to check and see if you need anyth...
Maia Mitchell!
I'm your biggest fan!
Love your voice and your work!
Thank you so much, you're really sweet.
Hey, you know what? I've got an idea.
Why don't we all make Perry noises together?
Yeah! You ready?
Yeah. You ready?
Okay.
(ALL CHATTERING)
Nobody does it better than Perry.
(CHATTERING)
I'll never get tired of that! Me neither.
Well sadly, I have to go.
No! Really? Yeah, but thank you so much for having me.
Thank you so much for stopping by!
Of course, my pleasure. (CHUCKLES)
Maia Mitchell, everyone! Bye!
Hey! I'll walk you out!
(CHUCKLES) Looks like someone's got a schoolboy crush.
Anyway, let's get back to the countdown.
Here's number three.
(CHUCKLING) Who's up for charades?
Perry the Platypus, what are you doing down here?
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Dad?
Oh, hi, Vanessa.
Dad, what are you doing?
♪ Well, I'll be honest I don't really understand
♪ But I fell down this hill Now I got glue on my hands
♪ And I've got records on my fingers
ALL: ♪ What? ♪ Records on my fingers
♪ I've got records on my fingers
ALL: ♪ Don't stop! ♪ I can't stop
♪ I've got a platypus controlling me
♪ It was a strange set of circumstances
♪ I fell down the hill I got glue on my hands
♪ Now I've got records on my fingers
♪ And I just can't stop
ALL: ♪ Don't stop, don't stop
♪ There's a platypus controlling me
ALL: ♪ There's a platypus controlling him
♪ What?
Platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down.
♪ The corporations are a platypus
ALL: ♪ The government's a platypus
♪ Your teacher is a platypus
My teacher is a panda.
ALL: ♪ The society is a platypus
♪ My parents are a platypus
♪ The media is a platypus
♪ Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us
♪ Just me
♪ We all got a platypus controlling us
HEINZ: ♪ I'd stop if I was able
♪ We all got a platypus controlling us
♪ The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Wait! Oh, wait, no, he's gone!
♪ Hey, there's no platypus controlling me
♪ There's no platypus controlling me ♪
Your dad's kinda cool.
You're my punk rock boyfriend,
you're not supposed to think my dad is cool.
It only matters that I think he's cool.
She thinks I'm cool.
(ALL CHEERING)
You know what would be really cool?
To write a song.
So next year the song can be on the countdown!
Well, as a fellow musician, I heartily agree.
Oh, you're a musician?
Well, yes, from time to time
I like to strum the ukulele...
Ah! (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
Uh, did I miss Maia Mitchell?
I'm afraid so. Ah, bummer.
Anyway, as a musician, not as a co-host, mind you
I'd like to get in on this little song-writing thing you're about to do.
Oh, several things, but my instrument of choice
is the kazoo.
You rock the kaz? I do.
Fine! Let's start with the lyrics then.
Maybe we can do some sort of a round robin kinda thing
and write a line, and the next person can rhyme it.
Oh, good idea. (CLEARS THROAT) Me first, me first.
Uh, let's see. "When I wake up in the morning sun."
"I realize you're the only one."
Oh, now it's me.
"And by the moon that's oh so silver."
Dude, really?
What? What?
There's no rhyme for the word silver.
She's right. No. No, look...
Bilver and, and, there's... (SCOFFS)
What, what? What is a bilver?
It's a... Water moving thingy.
I believe what you're thinking of is a bilge pump.
Oh, I've always called it a bilver.
Okay. How about this?
"And by the moon that's oh so orange."
Oy. Is that better?
See how I just rolled my eyes?
Please roll clip number two!
♪ It's been a long, long day
♪ And there were moments when I doubted
♪ That we'd ever reach the point
♪ Where we could laugh and sing about it
BOTH: ♪ Now the sun is set on this, another extraordinary day
♪ And when it comes around again You know I'll say
♪ Tell me what you wanna do today
♪ All we need is a place to start
♪ If we have heart, we'll make it
♪ 'Cause we're not messin' around
♪ Yes, we can dream it, do it, build it, make it
♪ I know we can really take it to the limit
♪ Before the sun goes down
♪ As soon as you wake up, you gotta make your move
♪ Don't miss a beat, just get into the groove
♪ The sun is shining There's a lot that you can do ♪ A lot that you can do
♪ There's a world of possibilities outside your door
♪ Why settle for a little? You can get much more
♪ Don't need an invitation Every day is new
♪ Yes, it's true Summer belongs to you ♪ Ooh, summer belongs to you
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you
♪ Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun
♪ There's nothin' better to do Summer belongs to you
All right, I'm takin' a verse. Be my guest!
♪ I traveled halfway round the world
♪ And almost turned and ran away
♪ But you helped me get my courage back
♪ So now I've got to say
♪ That though I've often thought of you as just a nuisance and a bother
♪ Today I can't imagine having better little brothers
♪ And you've gotta believe in somethin'
♪ So today I believed in you
♪ And you came through We made it
♪ I've never been so proud ♪ Never been so proud
♪ I know at first it seemed implausible
♪ But we accomplished the impossible
♪ Now there's somethin' that I've gotta say aloud
♪ Time is what you make of it, so take a chance That's it.
♪ Life is full of music, so you ought to dance
♪ The world's a stage, and it is time for your debut
By jove, I think she's got it!
♪ Don't waste a minute sitting on that chair Yeah!
♪ The world is calling So just get out there
♪ You can sing forever So your dreams are all in view
♪ Yes, it's true
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you
♪ Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun
♪ There's nothin' better to do
Hey, Candace! Jeremy!
You came back early!
Well, I missed my girlfriend.
Ooh, I like the sound of that!
Besides, you forgot something in France!
I did? What?
This. Hmm?
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby
♪ Summer belongs to you
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you
♪ Whatever you want to do You make the rules
♪ You've got the tools to see it through
♪ Summer belongs to you ♪ Summer belongs to you
♪ Just remember that you can do it And when you're through
♪ It will change your point of view
♪ Summer belongs to you
Right, guys. Before we roll our last clip,
I have to know something.
Well, I'm particularly partial to number three.
And I like number seven, that's my lucky number.
It all started when I was seven years old... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
...back in Druselstein.
You're doing a flashback?
Well, yeah, it's kinda my thing.
I do a lot of these. I... It's...
I'm really sorry but we can't fit that in.
Well, what if I make it short?
Because it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
But you all picked my favorite song as the number one song.
You guys have fabulous taste, I'm just saying...
You guys ready? It's... (CROWD CHEERING)
Everything's Better With Perry.
(CHATTERING)
Good morning, Perry.
Now that's the way to wake up.
This is gonna be the best day ever.
♪ We consider every day a plus
♪ To spend it with a platypus
♪ We're always so ecstatic 'Cause he's semi-aquatic
♪ Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
♪ Brings smiles to the both of us
♪ Life's never fuddy-duddy With our web-footed buddy
♪ When we're brushing our teeth It's better
♪ Tying our shoes It's better
♪ Combing our hair It's better
♪ Like we're a cheese sandwich And he's the cheddar
♪ Blinking our eyes It's better
♪ Breathing in and out So much better
♪ Sitting in a chair It's better
♪ And taking a bath Just a little bit wetter
♪ Every day is such a dream When it's started with a monotreme
♪ He's duck-billed and he's beaver-tailed and hairy
♪ You know that he's hairy
♪ Everything's better with Perry
♪ Everything's better with Perry Everything's better with Perry
♪ It's better And we just want to tell you, Perry
♪ Everything's better with you
♪ Better with you
Well, this has been the most amazing day!
And to quote my favorites, Phineas and Ferb,
"The best day ever!"
I completely concur.
Okay. Okay. I've been reconsidering
I'm totally going to be your co-host.
That's great. But...
What's next on the old co-hosting train I've jumped aboard?
What do I do?
Say goodbye Dr. D.
That's it? Goodbye, Dr. D! Goodbye.
Thank you so much everybody, that was so much fun!
I'm going to be singing these songs all day!
See ya next time!