1 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,023 I never want to see you again, asshole. - Then get lost. 2 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:09,662 Go to hell, selfish fucking bitch. - Shut up. You should talk. 3 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,699 Hi, I'm Max. The white one. 4 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:17,290 That brown peanut next to me is called Jules. Yep, he was adopted. 5 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,334 Stupid cunt. 6 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:24,343 Not that it matters. He's my brother. Homies for life. 7 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:28,802 Go fuck other guys, why don't you. Goddammit. 8 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,012 My little guys, he)'- 9 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:35,475 Just abandon your kids. They'll raise themselves. Goddammit. 10 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,607 God... goddammit. 11 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,697 Guys, listen carefully. 12 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:50,077 Never ever, I mean never ever, have a relationship. 13 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,363 OK? Never. 14 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,540 Right? All women are fucking whores. 15 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:59,036 They're only useful for fucking. 16 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:04,379 Other than that have nothing to do with them. Got that? OK. 17 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,176 Hey, whore! 18 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,514 You're forgetting your motherfucking kitchen machine. 19 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:14,803 Max, swear that you'll never have a girlfriend. 20 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,804 I swear. 21 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,931 Me too. 22 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,076 Right. So this is me today. 23 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,741 Successful and everything. Good job, nice house. 24 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,831 And I can sleep in every day. 25 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:45,215 Whoa, two fatalities, thirty injured and a traffic jam of over 60 km. 26 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,923 Who cares? I always walk to work. 27 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,757 10 DAY FILMS FOR 10 28 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:40,805 Yep, I work in the video store, right below my home. 29 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:44,066 Living the dream. Getting paid for watching movies all day. 30 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,477 And hoping I don't get any customers. 31 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,739 Fuck. 32 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,157 Ouch, my elbow. - Sorry. 33 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,489 Thanks a lot. - I said sorry, didn't I? 34 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,450 The Big Lebowski. What a piece of shit. 35 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,133 Costa. 36 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,970 Isn't that the one in the snow with all the skiing? 37 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:20,762 Definitely. Best Dutch movie ever. 38 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,993 You know what you can do? 39 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,830 You can put every bottle in those crates. 40 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,291 And sweep up the glass, by the way. 41 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,048 Good luck. 42 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,219 There he is. My brother Jules. 43 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,596 Yep, he has people working underneath him. 44 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,508 Assistant branch manager of the stipmarket. 45 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:03,349 Free snacking all day, phoning and slacking. 46 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,947 Niggaaaaah. - Niggaaaaaaaaaaah. 47 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:19,077 Who would you bang? Doutzen Kroes with full-blown AIDS, without a condom? 48 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:25,960 Or Viola Holt from the 1984 Playboy, just hit by a truck... 49 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:30,497 ...and dragged along for a mile, but down there she's still perfect. 50 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:34,294 Is it really full-blown AIDS? Or is Doutzen still at the HIV stage? 51 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:38,555 Jules, this isn't the deal. You know that. Out of my office, OK? 52 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,099 Yes, full-blown AIDS. 53 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,729 But... how did she get it? 54 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,640 Unprotected butt sex with a hobo. 55 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:53,404 But Viola Holt is still completely undamaged down there. 56 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,735 Nothing wrong with it. - I'll do Doutzen. 57 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,821 Without a condom? That's gross, you know. 58 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:03,831 So I was thinking, let's party our asses off tonight, bitch. 59 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:07,869 No man, I'd planned to take it easy this weekend. 60 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,120 No bitch, let's go. 61 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:16,210 Chicks are usually with a friend who's less attractive. 62 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,878 Makes them feel good, I guess. 63 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,388 They always look better next to the ugly one. 64 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,472 I bet that if you ran into a pretty girl on her own, you wouldn't notice her. 65 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:29,811 Ugly chicks have to try harder, so they're smarter, funnier and a better lay. 66 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:33,648 But what it comes down to: chicks are always in pairs. Fucking perfect. 67 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,988 It'll be fine. 68 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,158 She's not worth it. - Are you OK? 69 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,036 What's wrong? - His girlfriend just broke up with him. 70 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,868 Oh, dear. - On our birthday, of all things. 71 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,251 You're both having a birthday? - Yeah, we're twins. 72 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,707 But he's imported from Mongolia. 73 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,793 Our birthdays happen to be on the same day. 74 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:57,050 Well, happy birthday. - Congratulations. 75 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,801 Can I get you a drink? 76 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,806 Yes, water, please. I just started on antibiotics... 77 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:06,389 Really? Bartender, four Long Island Iced Teas, please. 78 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:10,556 The Long Island Iced Tea. It starts with ice in a long drink glass. 79 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:15,444 This cocktail contains four shots: gin, vodka, white rum and tequila. 80 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,900 It's finished with a bit of cola. 81 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,773 Connoisseurs say it's about balance. 82 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,910 For us it's about the enormous amount of alcohol. 83 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,156 Did you know we grew up without a mother? 84 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,074 Oh, no. - Jesus. 85 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,242 I say: Cheers. - Cheers. 86 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,564 What? - Don't tell anyone else, OK? 87 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,851 No, of course not. 88 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,654 A boiling hot beam of water on her snatch? 89 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:00,818 Yeah, man. 90 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,913 It's not as if I deliberately pick the less attractive ones. 91 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,120 But the pretty ones always like my brother. 92 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,205 Maybe it's his color, I don't know. 93 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:16,963 Ah well, it makes for interesting situations. 94 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,968 Gotcha niggah. 95 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,607 René? 96 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,693 No thanks. - Gay. 97 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,663 Check it out. 98 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,795 Nola. From yesterday. - Hi, Jules. 99 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,251 Jules, can you hear me? - Bye. 100 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:03,718 That Nola had some beef sandwich, man. 101 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,720 A poorly packed suitcase. 102 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,174 What? Bad breath? 103 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,636 No, gay. Long pussy lips. - Oh. 104 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:17,148 You know, as if she had an upside-down rooster up her snatch. 105 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,897 Gross. 106 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,607 Suzanne has that too. 107 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:26,529 Hold on. Check it out. 108 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:32,118 Oh, man. Is that Suus? - I filmed it. Secretly. 109 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,535 OK, is that your dick or not? - Say what! 110 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:38,912 Say what. 111 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,798 Imagine you have to screw that every day. 112 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,584 Every day the same fucking pussy. 113 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,218 You're right, man. Fuck that relationship shit. 114 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,850 What do you mean? Fuck you and your gay pact. 115 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:56,388 There's nothing wrong with a relationship. You just have to... 116 00:09:56,554 --> 00:10:00,309 ...make sure you've got your bitch under control. That's all. 117 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,570 Control your bitch is what I'm saying. 118 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,571 Control your ho. 119 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,028 If Suzanne would ever... 120 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,912 Hi, sweetie pie. - I thought we agreed you'd come by. 121 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,033 I was on my way, but... - Bullshit! 122 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,534 What was that? - Nothing. 123 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,580 I'll be right there. - I'll be right there, OK? 124 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:26,217 OK, see you soon, babe. - See you soon, babe. I'm a faggot. 125 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,587 See you soon. - Whore! 126 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,220 Losers. 127 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,760 Dude! 128 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,849 Bro's before ho's, man. 129 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,661 She's not worth it. It'll be fine. 130 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,758 Is he all right? - His girlfriend just broke up with him. 131 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,343 On our birthday, of all things. 132 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:16,222 You're both having your birthday? - I'm adopted, dear boy. 133 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,432 He's from Turkey. - Botswana. 134 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,268 Djibouti. - He's an aboriginal. 135 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,479 Well, happy birthday. - What? 136 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,234 Happy birthday! 137 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,818 Four Long Island Iced Teas, please. 138 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,363 Cheers. - Cheers. 139 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:50,343 Max and Jules, happy birthday! - Happy birthday. 140 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,803 Put it in my ass! 141 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:49,228 Any awesome movies released, recently? 142 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,652 Yes, some have been released a while ago. 143 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,158 Django is awesome. 144 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,661 Casa de mi Padre, abstract shit with Will Ferrell. 145 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,833 And Ted from Seth MacFarlane. 146 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,993 It's awesome too. - Ted. 147 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,787 Cool. We'll download them at home. 148 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:12,550 Sure. Fucking loser. Who the fuck still rents movies at the video store? 149 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,425 See ya. 150 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:26,353 Anyway, I asked Suzanne... I'm like: want something to eat too? 151 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,141 She said: No, I'm not hungry. 152 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,152 So I get a Serrano ham sandwich. I was starving. 153 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:35,032 She's like: Can I take a bite? I said: Sure, no problem. 154 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,908 Then that bitch eats half of my sandwich. 155 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,910 Otherwise I would have ordered two sandwiches! 156 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,073 So when I said something about it, she's like... 157 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,743 Check this out. 158 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,333 What the fuck? 159 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,422 It's that Forrest Gump. 160 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,337 I told you about him before. 161 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,260 And usually he also... 162 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,230 There he goes. - Oh, shit. 163 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:43,971 Hello. 164 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,355 Hello. 165 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,654 Did you happen to see a guy who's not all there? 166 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,449 Shit. 167 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,039 Coming? 168 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:17,338 Sorry. Sometimes he loses control. Right, Jordy? 169 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,798 Shall we take these two? 170 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,467 These two, please. 171 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,435 40 days in her hole... 172 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,637 Good choice. 173 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,856 You can take all of them. 174 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:37,361 No one ever rents them anyway. - Really? That's so sweet. Thanks. 175 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,198 Thanks. 176 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,118 Bye. 177 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,912 Hold on. 178 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,705 Phone number? 179 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,176 Sorry. Jordy doesn't just give his number to anyone. 180 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,883 And he's not attracted to guys, so... 181 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,850 Oh shit. Yes, I can tell. 182 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:11,809 What did we agree on? - Sorry. Sure. 183 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,566 I need your number for the movies. 184 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,857 Or your customer card number, but... 185 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:23,070 Your number would be easier. - Right. Hand me your phone. 186 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,076 What's your name, by the way? - Anna. 187 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,833 I'm Max. 188 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,750 I got her number, bitch. 189 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:52,137 Sorry. I'll be done in a minute. - That's OK. 190 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:10,196 Jesus. Sorry. Are you OK? - Sure. 191 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,247 Max. - What are you doing here? 192 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,873 What the fuck are you doing? 193 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,463 106... 194 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,970 I was checking out the carpet. 195 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:30,053 It's quite worn out, guys. We should put some money together. 196 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,520 But you two...? - Yeah, sorry. 197 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,523 Anna. Max, my brother. 198 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,401 We know each other. - What'? 199 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,733 Did you two ever...? 200 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:44,988 Yes. 201 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,446 Kidding, sweetie. 202 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,458 I got her number yesterday. - What the fuck? 203 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,041 For a couple of DVDs she got, but still... - Too late, bitch. 204 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,298 Where did you meet her? - Right here. 205 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,709 That bitch was looking for rice cakes, or something. 206 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:09,346 That chick is fucking horny, man. Really fucking horny. 207 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,758 Unbelievable. Every time. 208 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,643 Every time? - A couple of times. 209 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:18,852 I know what you're thinking, but don't worry. Everything's under control. 210 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,268 I'm actually done with her. 211 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,780 Niggah what! 212 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,993 Yo, motherfucking niggah whaddup? 213 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,120 Hey, Max. 214 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,039 Hey. 215 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,461 Dude, what are you doing? I thought you were done with her. 216 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:47,002 True, but I want to fuck her one more time. Just once. 217 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,548 Get a Golden Retriever and a mini van while you're at it. 218 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,138 What are you talking about? Come on. 219 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,976 It's not a relationship. Farewell sex. That's it. 220 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,560 Barn. 221 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,199 What are you doing? I barely know you. 222 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,610 Seriously. 223 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,034 Are we doing something tonight or are you and her...? 224 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,075 Well, I... Oh shit, man. 225 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,992 I have to... 226 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,505 Be right back. 227 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,962 Where's he going? - Something at the supermarket. Dunno. 228 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,567 Sorry. 229 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,571 A chunk came up. 230 00:19:56,612 --> 00:20:01,413 That's easy. First Blood. - What? Seriously? 231 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,579 Rambo Pan' I, is my favorite movie too. 232 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,214 What? No way. - Best film ever. 233 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,125 So fucking bad. 234 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:15,264 He just wanted something to eat. - They drew first blood, not me. 235 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,597 Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy... 236 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,636 ...is a no-win situation for us? 237 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,273 You send that many, don't forget one thing. 238 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,060 A good supply of body bags- 239 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:32,573 Look, I'm not really anti-relationships or something, but... 240 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:37,033 ...I'd never really want one myself. 241 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,701 It always ends in trouble. 242 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,575 I hate that claiming stuff. 243 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:47,088 You know. They always want to hold you and touch you and shit. 244 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,882 Just give me space. 245 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,882 Most chicks are either annoying... 246 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,095 ...or not that hot. 247 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,812 It's true. 248 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,838 Sorry. 249 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,350 What's keeping Jules? He's been gone for a long time. 250 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,345 No idea. 251 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:49,608 I'm going up. Lie in his bed. - Yeah, me too. 252 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,313 Not in his bed, of course, but... 253 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,028 ...in my own bed where I also... 254 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,451 So... 255 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,748 Good ni... 256 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,255 Sorry. 257 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,122 Anna, what is this? 258 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,246 Porn, Mieke. 259 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,583 It's the only thing that calms him down. - Don't treat me like a fool. 260 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,839 You know the rules. - So what should I do'? 261 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:57,673 He loses it all the time. - So give them sex movies and ideas? 262 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,714 What if they get babies? - When did you take those from him? 263 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,508 Two days ago, but this is hardly the time... 264 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:06,348 No, no, no! 265 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:15,986 No, no! 266 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,736 Go to sleep. 267 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,947 Can someone give me a hand? 268 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,449 Jordy, don't! 269 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,955 No! 270 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,700 Fuck! 271 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:33,667 Bart, you're not attending staff. Let go of Jordy! 272 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,238 Hi. - Hi. 273 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,911 Everything OK? - Not really. 274 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,287 How come? 275 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,416 Jordy can't watch porn. They'd rather put him in isolation. 276 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,118 Fucked up. - Yeah. 277 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,754 He's so sweet, but he transforms completely. 278 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,505 Empty the register, motherfucker . - What the fuck are you doing? 279 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,261 Empty the register! 280 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,852 What? Is this it? Is this it? - Calm down, man. 281 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:43,900 Jesus, what the fuck were you doing? - Saving your life. 282 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,239 Oh, right. Thank you. 283 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,081 Rambo shit. 284 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,881 It was small, like a Nazi gun. 285 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,215 A Luger. 286 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,304 What happened? - Your store was robbed, man. 287 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,595 By a junkie. - Goddammit. 288 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,981 For how much? - There was hardly anything in the register. 289 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,234 How much? - I don't know. 290 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:21,771 Three hundred or something. - Goddammit. 291 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,611 I think those Chinese have the money. - Pardon? 292 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,322 Over there. I don't know what goes on in there. 293 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:31,455 Shady, depressed characters enter and walk out happy. 294 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,538 We've been watching them for a while, but no proof yet. 295 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,749 But a lot of money flows into that place. 296 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:52,510 I wonder how Anna's doing. - Doing well, I heard. 297 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:56,522 Her arm's almost healed. - How do you know? 298 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,772 Jules told me. Just talked to him. 299 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,942 He's hanging out with her. That's why he couldn't make it. 300 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:13,114 He told me he wasn't doing anything, because he has to get up early. Fuck. 301 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,624 He's having a relationship with that Anna. 302 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:23,841 I smoked up with her all of last night on the balcony. 303 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,047 She really is a relaxed chick. 304 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:29,885 And fucking hot. - Sounds like you like her. 305 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:34,143 No man, but Jules should just stick to the pact. 306 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,762 Ah, fuck it. 307 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,899 I'm whining. It's Jules. Jules. 308 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,899 That shit will pass. 309 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,735 Yeah bitch, it'll pass. 310 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:57,287 I recognize the wrapping paper. So I think I know... 311 00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,248 Look at that. Looks exactly like Misty. 312 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:06,087 Whaddup, bitches. - Hos. 313 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,880 Thirty. 314 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,468 Menopause. - Westside. 315 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,435 Happy birthday. - Yeah, happy birthday, dude. 316 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,056 Good outfit, man. Faggot. 317 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,567 Why are Dumb and Dumber here? 318 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,359 I thought you'd like it as well, since you know them. 319 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:32,822 Higher. 320 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,322 I'm warning you: If those two ruin my evening... 321 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,992 ...you sleep on the couch for two weeks. - What? 322 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:45,207 Make some Long Island Iced Teas, faggot. And have one yourself. 323 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,795 No, we all know what happens when René drinks. 324 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,585 Right, sweetie pie? 325 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:53,676 Did you know that his chick broke up with him today? 326 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,968 Really? - And on our birthday, of all things. 327 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,140 Your birthday? 328 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,980 Hold me tight 329 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:06,064 gently put my head on your shoulder 330 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,984 Need to take a leak. - Sit down, OK? 331 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,528 My mother was suddenly in front of me. 332 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:19,790 She stared at me for a long time. Very weird. 333 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,833 And then I woke up. 334 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,002 Hey, man. 335 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,799 Oh, who's back? - Yeah, bitch. 336 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,755 Bye. 337 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:36,800 How about tomorrow we...? - No way. 338 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,893 Where's my coat? 339 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,521 Ladies, thanks for your stupid party. 340 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:49,145 Why are you so quiet? - I'm not really a morning person. 341 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:53,157 Are you a Leo? I'm a Libra. We're a perfect match. 342 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:56,701 Whaddup? 343 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,613 Everything all right? - We had a great time. 344 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:03,034 Sadly, Charlotte has to leave. - My name is Eefje. 345 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,418 That's what I said. 346 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,126 Anyway, I have to leave. I have to pick up Noah. 347 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:11,758 Who? - Noah, my son. I told you, silly. 348 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,170 Ah, look at him. 349 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,591 Well, he's not going to be a model, is he? 350 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,804 OK, go and pick up Noah. 351 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:24,563 Bye. I had fun. 352 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,440 Bye, Charlotte. 353 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,820 Where's the towel? 354 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,319 See that pile of towels? 355 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:39,407 There's one in the middle. - Got it. 356 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,863 Dude, I thought you were back. 357 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,577 Hey, Max. 358 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,788 Nice evening last night, right? 359 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:52,838 Put it in at the bottom. - That's what your mom said last night. 360 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,335 My mother is dead. 361 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,394 Thanks. 362 00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:10,438 Sorry. 363 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:18,529 You have to eat Jenna Jameson pussy after she's been raped... 364 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:22,242 ...and left for dead in broken glass by three seropositive Zimbabwaneans. 365 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:27,501 Or you have to French-kiss Ron Brandsteder for 20 minutes... 366 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,833 ...after he's performed oral sex on a turd. And you have to choose. 367 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,249 What would you do? - Dude, I don't know. 368 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:37,261 I'm seriously considering kissing Ron Brandsteder. 369 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,638 But... a problem. 370 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:43,308 I was just talking to Anna... - Such fun. 371 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,391 Discussing names for your future kids? 372 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:52,818 No, gay. She mentioned a Jordy. 373 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,900 Some sort of retard. - Rainman. Autistic. 374 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,489 Yeah, whatever. 375 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:01,197 He just beat the fucking crap out of someone. 376 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,489 Real Badr Hari shit. - So? 377 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,703 Apparently she needs porn for that. - And? 378 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:11,496 Can you bring her some. - You do it. 379 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:16,792 I promised I'd drop by, but I really can't leave now. 380 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,007 Dude, cut the crap. You were going to dump her. 381 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:24,676 Why does she keep coming back? And why do I have to play the whiner? 382 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:26,684 Relationship, bitch. 383 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:42,485 Those cupcakes? Did you check the stockroom? 384 00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:53,249 Package for Anna. 385 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:57,545 Leave it with me. - I have to give it to her personally. 386 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,380 Is that right? 387 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,341 Show me your visitor's badge. 388 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:05,098 Visitor's badge? - Yes, visitor's badge. 389 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,514 A visitor's badge. - A visitor's badge, yes. 390 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,805 Without one you can't go in. 391 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:14,817 Well, then can I please get a visitor's badge. 392 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,397 Certainly. 393 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,195 You have to request one in writing. 394 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:22,858 Fuck, dude, I just have to give this package to Anna. 395 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,618 What are you going to do about it? - What about you? 396 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,747 Shine a light in my eyes? You don't even have a gun. 397 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,249 I thought Jules... 398 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:34,628 Bart, Max is helping me with something. - That's fine. 399 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:41,051 I really have to go soon, you know. 400 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,634 Jordy grabbed Jeffrey's hair and dragged him through the room. 401 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,800 When we tried to calm him down he bit off a piece of Jeffrey's ear. 402 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,718 And swallowed it. 403 00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,638 Eventually, they put him in the time-out. 404 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:02,610 Intense. 405 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,703 No! 406 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,041 LOOK. 407 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:19,505 Nice, huh? 408 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,257 Why's he wearing a bear suit? - We're working on a play. 409 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,471 Goldilocks and the Three Bears. 410 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,352 It's a big deal around here. 411 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:35,685 Each year we enter the national contest for the mentally disabled. 412 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,474 Plays and stuff. 413 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,235 They think it's awesome. So do I. 414 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:43,363 We've been rehearsing all year. - OK. 415 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,115 Anna... 416 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:48,197 Make sure Rico is on time for occupational therapy. 417 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,613 I'm taking him there in a minute. 418 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,411 What was that? - It's Jordy. 419 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,582 He's singing. 420 00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,417 Metallica. 421 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:05,131 OK, don't forget Rico. - I'll take care of it. 422 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,131 I have to come up with something to replace that porn. 423 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,160 Are you OK? 424 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:41,921 Max? 425 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,346 Whaddup bitch? Niggah. 426 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,761 I can't do this anymore. 427 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,056 What? - What? 428 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:03,193 What did you say? - Every time I see her, it goes wrong. 429 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,228 I shouldn't see her anymore. 430 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:09,275 Just ignore her. - Ignore? Good idea. 431 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,159 My parents did that with me. 432 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,490 Do you happen to have Ass Eaters Unanimous 19? 433 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:20,206 With Sasha Grey. Where she stink-fingers that guy's ass. 434 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:21,874 He likes it a lot. 435 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,262 Whaddup bitch? - Hi. 436 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,233 I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. 437 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,420 Goddammit. 438 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:06,832 There's a bunch of movies missing, dammit. 439 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,380 One moment, please. 440 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,836 Which movies? - Here. 441 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,300 Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II, Stink... 442 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:16,467 That whole bunch. Haven't you seen them? 443 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:18,886 No. - Jesus Christ, someone reserved them. 444 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:22,226 He's picking them up soon, goddammit. - Who the fuck reserves porn? 445 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:26,235 I don't give a shit. Just find them. Money is money. Goddammit. 446 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:28,896 One moment. 447 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,487 Fucking hell. 448 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:48,416 Anna speaking. - Good afternoon, this is Videocorner. 449 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:52,503 I see that you still have a number of our videos. 450 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,504 What? - It concerns... 451 00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:59,768 Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II, Stinky Fingers, HIV Spreaders... 452 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:04,181 ...Ass to Ass, Rimming Racists, Dogs on Negro Hos IIII... 453 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,692 ...Poop Shooters VII, This Whore Sees a Doctor... 454 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:12,152 ...Drunk Anal Squirters II, Raw Dawgz, Scissoring Grannies... 455 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:15,567 ...There's a Black Man in My Wife's Ass, Schindler's Fist... 456 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:19,955 ...and Two In the Pink and a Group of Boyscouts in the Stink. 457 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,832 Jeffrey? Yuck, that's dirty. Give them to me. 458 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,163 Licorice. - It's not. 459 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:28,000 Licorice. - Look at me. It's not licorice. Come on. 460 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,380 Very good. 461 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:32,759 Can you return them as soon as possible? They have been reserved. 462 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,716 Max? - Today, please, if that's possible. 463 00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:38,549 We're having an outside day and we're going... 464 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,639 Fine, thank you. See you soon. 465 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:55,156 The movies! - Just leave them there, OK? 466 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,485 Max? - Thank you. 467 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:02,781 I can see your knee. 468 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,580 Bye.bye. 469 00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:17,341 Whaddup? 470 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:22,180 Hey, man. Let's hang out tonight. - I can't. 471 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:25,061 I'm training a new team. 472 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:30,147 I miss you, dude. - You miss me? Wow. OK. 473 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:33,858 Did anyone help you unpack those boxes? 474 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,694 What? When? - Let's see... 475 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:40,406 After you moved to the country of Gaylordia. 476 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:42,662 Faggot - Your mother is a faggot. 477 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:43,947 Sure. OK. 478 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,119 Bitch niggah! 479 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,339 Want to have some fun? 480 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:01,590 Seriously? I said 'fun'. - Yes. 481 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:03,474 This is fun to you? 482 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,260 A fair. 483 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,096 How old are you? 484 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,641 Yes! Max! 485 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,272 Fuck! 486 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,069 Thanks, retard. 487 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:16,984 Max! 488 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,742 Again with that sweater? You were going to throw it out. 489 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,779 I think about you all day long. - What? 490 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:27,449 We're going on the bumper cars. See ya. - Be careful. 491 00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:32,291 I want to drive. Move. 492 00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:37,543 Where's the gas pedal? Ouch! 493 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,177 Jerk! 494 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,723 Don't sit there laughing. Do something. 495 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,764 It's so great that you don't get involved. 496 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:53,683 Just walk away and show who's the most mature. 497 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,103 That's great. You're great. 498 00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:59,489 Go away. - No, come here. Kisses. 499 00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:04,573 Kisses. 500 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,158 Help. 501 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,578 Hey, sweetie. 502 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,081 Hi, honey. 503 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,589 We're back together. This is Eefje, a coworker. 504 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,170 Prick! 505 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,178 Whoa. You fucking saved me. 506 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,973 You're talking to me again. - What'? 507 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:28,351 You're talking to me again. - Yeah, well... 508 00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:31,854 I wasn't feeling well. A bit sick, so... 509 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:37,815 I didn't want you to get sick too. - Yeah, right. Thanks so much. 510 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,239 Candy cane? 511 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,141 Come on. - No. 512 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:02,108 Wimp. - I don't do that kind of shit. 513 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:03,647 Why not? 514 00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:09,866 When I was 12 I entered a talent show at school. 515 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,549 He's got a boner. 516 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:35,853 That's why I'll never ever go in front of an audience again. 517 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,407 Get AIDS! 518 00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:16,018 Robin Hood! 519 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:19,685 Shit. 520 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:22,605 Jordy, let go. 521 00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:41,290 It was awesome last night. - Yeah. 522 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,796 It was a lot of fun. 523 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,466 I really like you. 524 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,629 That kiss wasn't a good idea, was it? 525 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,472 It was just the moment. 526 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,433 Of course, the moment. - And... 527 00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,315 The situation. - The situation. 528 00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:07,274 It's getting more serious with your brother. - Yeah, same here. 529 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:13,152 It was a mistake. - I think so too. A mistake. 530 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:17,743 I mean, we're not really a perfect match. 531 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,954 And I didn't find your kissing all that great. 532 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,253 I expected something better. 533 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:26,711 And it didn't smell all that fresh. 534 00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:28,090 Foul. 535 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:31,970 Nothing personal or anything, but I agree. 536 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,881 Clear. - Yes. 537 00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:37,300 Well, then... 538 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:39,594 ...I'll see you soon, probably. 539 00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:44,853 Thanks for everything, OK? - Yes, OK. 540 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,359 Kissed? 541 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,778 The whore. - Shut up. 542 00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,571 She's a ho. 543 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,866 I went too far. 544 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:08,956 Niggah! 545 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:14,254 Hey, man. We need to talk. I have to... - Sure, tonight. I'll get some shrooms. 546 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,639 What? - Shrooms, bitch. 547 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,699 I have to tell you something. - I'm just going to do it. 548 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:46,915 What? - Living together with Anna. 549 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:52,466 It's become a relationship, anyway. 550 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:55,424 So we might as well live together. 551 00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:59,511 She makes classic quesadillas. Shrimp. 552 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,184 I'm going to eat that all the time. 553 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:07,182 And... 554 00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:08,600 ...living together. 555 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:15,523 The baby elephant is cast out by its family. 556 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:19,987 The calf doesn't know what to do when the herd moves on. 557 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:24,408 A cry of despair, but his call isn't answered. 558 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:29,579 Hey, be careful, goddammit, that's a classic. 559 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:37,762 Sorry, I'm taking this one too. - You're such a faggot. 560 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,389 I paid for it, you know. 561 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:41,925 You can have the car. 562 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:44,719 I'm not talking about that stupid TV or car. 563 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:49,732 I'm talking about our pact, godda... - Oh, right. That stupid pact. 564 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:54,441 We couldn't stick to it forever. It had to happen some day. Look... 565 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:59,283 I didn't expect this either, but it just feels right. I think. 566 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:03,200 And maybe it's time... 567 00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:05,364 ---you grow up too. 568 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,370 Let's do this one together, honey. 569 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:38,439 Fuck. 570 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:53,166 This is one of the Chinese. - You're kidding. 571 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:55,840 Great deduction. 572 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,673 What happened? - What? 573 00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,428 What happened? 574 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:04,557 We're very busy investigating that. 575 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:08,436 So if you can step behind the tape like everyone else... 576 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:11,313 Yes but, I work here. 577 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,480 Oh, you work here. 578 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,520 Allow me to congratulate you. 579 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:21,778 You're unemployed. - What? 580 00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:24,535 Your boss committed armed robbery here last night. 581 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:26,741 What? - Poor Chinese family. 582 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,372 Didn't know what was coming. 583 00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:31,330 Did you know they gave free meals to addicts? 584 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:33,540 At least they fought back. 585 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,755 Hey... 586 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:42,924 ...just leave it. 587 00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:46,932 He was bankrupt. 588 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:50,345 Not surprisingly. Who still rents movies at a video store'? 589 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:54,982 I download them. Why pay for something you can get for free online? 590 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,358 Right? 591 00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:22,342 Could you give these to Jordy, please? 592 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:23,673 No. 593 00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:49,453 Really? 594 00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:51,034 You too? 595 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,959 She wouldn't mind getting together with me. 596 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:57,620 But she knows I'm married. 597 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,378 And she's not the type to stir up trouble... 598 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,588 ...in a so-so marriage. 599 00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,258 That's been a while. 600 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,058 It's good. 601 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:24,568 I don't mind at all that security isn't allowed guns. 602 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,359 I mean... 603 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:31,780 ...it isn't as if I don't want to fire a gun some day. 604 00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,157 A Glock. 605 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:39,666 Super reliable. A Magnum .44 Colt Anaconda. 606 00:50:53,092 --> 00:50:54,514 It's for Jordy. 607 00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:57,555 No one has to know. 608 00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:02,605 Jules, register 1. 609 00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,816 Jules, register 1, please. 610 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,316 Well... 611 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:11,239 What do you think? 612 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,154 Hello? Jules? 613 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:14,746 Jules, register 1. 614 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,327 Hey, man. 615 00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:21,454 I'm in love with Anna, man. 616 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:27,881 Yeah, right. 617 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:33,516 And this is my new fag buddy. He's got a pretty pink pooper. 618 00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,176 Seriously. 619 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:37,891 Sorry, sir, are these shrimp chips on sale? 620 00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:42,187 I can't help it. I know it's fucked up, but I think she's... 621 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:45,023 ...awesome and hot. 622 00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:49,235 We hung out a few times and I liked here more and more. 623 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,776 I tried to stop it, but... 624 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,407 We kissed. 625 00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:59,413 Dude, what the fuck...? - Motherfucker! 626 00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:02,670 First you're whining like a bitch when I move in with her. 627 00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:06,423 "Our pact, our pact!" Our fucking pact. 628 00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:09,927 And then kissing with my chick. You filthy... 629 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,931 Fag! You have no right to speak anyway. 630 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:36,696 Stop, stop. 631 00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:40,119 Stop. 632 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:52,962 You can't do that shit. I'm your brother, dude. 633 00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:54,971 I'm your fucking brother. - Fuck you. 634 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:59,601 You're not even my real brother. A fucking adoptee. You were bought. 635 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:05,229 Fuck you, faggot! - Fuck you. 636 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:09,191 Oh God, lmca Marina. You're still here? 637 00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:13,824 What did you think? That peanut must know about shrimp chips? 638 00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:25,536 Oh, shit. 639 00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:27,171 So you told him? 640 00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:33,003 You've got the chicken's anus exactly... 641 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,933 What's that stupid dog doing here? - Well... 642 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,514 Since Jules has moved... 643 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:45,477 ...and we still have to pay my father the rent... 644 00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:47,937 ...and I talked to Suus about it... 645 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,024 ...we felt... she felt it was a good idea... - Seriously? 646 00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,360 I don't want to bring it up all the time... 647 00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:57,322 ...but you pee on it and I have to sit on it. Get it? 648 00:53:57,484 --> 00:54:01,660 Max, can you make sure you put the toilet seat up when you pee? 649 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:03,950 Fuck this shit. 650 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:28,728 Digital? Digital, my ass. 651 00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:31,064 There's nothing but static. 652 00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:34,981 Is that so? Just take care of it. Mongoloid bitch. 653 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,232 Hi, dad. - What happened to you? 654 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:42,655 Thank you for watching Lingo. An S. 655 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:45,825 S, T, I, N, K. 656 00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:47,959 It's 'stoma', stupid dick. 657 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:51,543 Stem. S, T, A... 658 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:53,332 But... 659 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:57,173 What happened? Between you. 660 00:54:57,878 --> 00:55:00,722 Did your brother... Right, of course. 661 00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:01,928 Fucking TV. 662 00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:04,722 God... goddammit. 663 00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:54,435 Hi, sweetheart. 664 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:03,489 Am I as good a kisser as my brother, or not? 665 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:07,993 Sorry, sweetie. 666 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,498 I understand if you're angry. 667 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:15,289 I'd go nuts if you'd do something like that. 668 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:17,757 If I'd do what? 669 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,965 I wouldn't be able to handle it. 670 00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:23,551 No, no, fuck it. 671 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:27,469 I'm not super angry. I'm not like: 672 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:30,387 "Whoa, slut. What the hell are you doing?" 673 00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:32,682 "You're causing me pain." 674 00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:35,897 Hey, he's my brother. That's it. - I know. 675 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,437 I'm really very sorry. - Forget it. 676 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:05,427 The vole will stay forever with the female he lost his virginity to. 677 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:07,933 Honeybun, what's your password? 678 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:13,105 Password? Why? - My computer is still in a box. 679 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:18,315 I need to e-mail something. - I could enter it myself. 680 00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:21,526 Why? Don't you trust me? - Sure I do. 681 00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:24,157 But it's just... 682 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,324 OK, it's: RENE... 683 00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:32,449 ...6969. 684 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,910 Thank you. - OK. 685 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,507 Who is this? - Who? 686 00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,091 Who is this? - Huh? 687 00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:49,883 That's Sasha Grey. 688 00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:53,850 She's a porn star. It's not her real name. 689 00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,891 She's actually called... - Why do you watch porn? 690 00:57:58,225 --> 00:58:00,523 Why do I watch porn? 691 00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:06,526 Why the fuck are you interrogating me? - Sorry, I... 692 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:10,993 I just have to get used to that living together. 693 00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:15,334 You're right. I'm nagging. 694 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:18,621 Let's stop talking about it. - No, let's... 695 00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:21,381 Seriously? - I'm going to ride Misty. 696 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:25,294 Have fun riding Misty. 697 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,145 Get lost. 698 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:47,399 Do you still find me attractive? - Of course. 699 00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:51,949 I just don't know. 700 00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:55,825 I used to be enough and now you need that filthy broad... 701 00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:58,877 ...and filthy porn. 702 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,830 I can't do this anymore. - What are you talking about? 703 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,508 It's over. 704 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,009 What? 705 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:10,673 Come on out. How much longer are you staying in there? 706 00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:14,389 Just put it down. I'll get it in a minute. 707 00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:25,654 Well, happy birthday, OK? 708 00:59:26,354 --> 00:59:27,947 You and your brother. 709 00:59:39,451 --> 00:59:41,169 I'm in love. 710 00:59:41,328 --> 00:59:42,420 $0? 711 00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:48,419 It's Jules chick and I know what you used to say about relationships. 712 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,883 Yes, never have one. 713 00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:53,469 Nothing but trouble. See? 714 00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:03,275 Well, as Rick James used to say: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. 715 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:08,565 Especially in combination with strippers and so on. 716 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:11,824 Not as if they were super hot, though. 717 01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:15,237 The mood lights they usually shine on them... 718 01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:17,826 ...does those girls a lot of good. 719 01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:23,246 It gave me a fright when the work lights went on at the end of the evening. 720 01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:27,420 Difficult skin, you know. Pits all over the place. 721 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,630 Yeah, so? - Huh? 722 01:00:30,836 --> 01:00:34,136 Right. Well, despite everything... 723 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:37,221 ...your mother tried to keep things together. 724 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:40,387 For you and your brother. It's because... 725 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:45,560 ...I literally never opened the door again that you didn't see her anymore. 726 01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:49,233 Listen, Max... 727 01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,736 ...I was just an asshole. 728 01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:57,279 Your mother was the nicest woman in the world. 729 01:00:57,612 --> 01:01:01,492 It's just that it took a few years before I realized that. 730 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:05,288 Once she was in the hospital and I wanted to tell her that... 731 01:01:05,453 --> 01:01:10,084 ...she never wanted to see me again. I was simply much too late. 732 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:23,222 But that Anne or Anna...? 733 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:25,315 Anna. 734 01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,274 Is she the one? 735 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,819 Then what are you still doing here with your dad? 736 01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:36,656 You turned 30 today, goddammit. 737 01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:38,616 Better go and fight for her. 738 01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,873 You don't get a second chance that easily. Look at me. 739 01:01:43,158 --> 01:01:46,253 Even better: talk to your brother first. 740 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:52,301 No, even better: Shave off that gnome beard first. 741 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:02,685 Happy... 742 01:02:08,850 --> 01:02:11,820 Shit, honey. This is not... it's not... 743 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,275 How are you? 744 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,702 Can I go home now? 745 01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:26,372 Anna, wait! 746 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:30,171 She was the last one. The very last one. 747 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:33,049 She wasn't the only one? - Yes. 748 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:34,967 No. 749 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:41,967 What the fuck are you doing here? Get lost, bitch 750 01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:44,852 Anna just dumped me. Happy now? 751 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:48,766 If you hadn't kissed her, everything would be fine. 752 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:53,062 Dude, bro's before ho's. - Bro's before ho's. Just shut up. 753 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:56,026 Hey! I can see your dick. 754 01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:05,282 Happy birthday. 755 01:03:07,075 --> 01:03:08,452 Same to you, man. 756 01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,579 It'll be fine. It will. 757 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:17,010 Are you OK? - His girlfriend just broke up with him. 758 01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:18,715 And it's our birthday. 759 01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:21,681 I'm giving you a free show. 760 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:30,269 I missed you, man. - And I you. 761 01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:34,436 I fucked everything up. With Anna, with you. 762 01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:39,233 Anna is fucking incredible, but relationships aren't my thing. 763 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,618 Maybe she deserves... 764 01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:51,290 Maybe she deserves someone... 765 01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:53,129 ...like... 766 01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,257 What? 767 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,090 Thanks. 768 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:03,969 There you go. 769 01:04:04,132 --> 01:04:07,762 Happy birthday! Big kiss, Mercedes. 770 01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:15,811 Happy birthday. 771 01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:28,202 Niggah what! - How the fuck did you get here? 772 01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:30,124 I do not know. 773 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:33,207 I have no idea how I got here. 774 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:36,749 I just came from... - It's over with Suzanne, bitch. 775 01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,794 Fuck that, ho. Fuck the ho. 776 01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:43,217 Really? - Yeah, man. 777 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:46,179 Where are you going? Can I come'? 778 01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,260 Enter, Jordy, Jeffrey. 779 01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:50,979 Jordy, Jeffrey? 780 01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:53,015 Where are Jordy and Jeffrey? 781 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,108 And Paula? 782 01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,572 We'll have a five-minute break. 783 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:02,903 Hey Anna, I have to tell you something. 784 01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:05,698 Hold on. 785 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,665 Jordy, stop. 786 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,581 Guys, stop. 787 01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:21,217 Say What? 788 01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,924 Towerbridge. Classic. 789 01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,464 Hi, Anna. 790 01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:31,011 What is this? - Sorry, I meant well. 791 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,646 You did it too. - "You did it too“? 792 01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:36,058 My choice. My responsibility. 793 01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:37,271 What's going... 794 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:40,653 Get your stuff. - This isn't my fault. 795 01:05:40,812 --> 01:05:42,189 Never mind. You're fired. 796 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,359 And the contest? - You should have thought of that sooner. 797 01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,027 You can't do this to them. - Sure I can. 798 01:05:47,193 --> 01:05:50,663 You have five minutes to get your stuff. End of discussion. 799 01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:54,417 I just wanted to help. 800 01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:58,372 Fuck you and your fucked up family. 801 01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:02,755 You expect me to help you again? 802 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:06,046 With those sexually frustrated autistic freaks. 803 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:14,103 Hey, Max. 804 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,310 Sure. 805 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:19,563 You told her. You told her, niggah. 806 01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:24,739 You told her. 807 01:07:34,425 --> 01:07:36,098 Hey, bitches. 808 01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:38,304 Wake up. 809 01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:56,198 Yo, Bart. Think we can sneak them out for a day? 810 01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:33,947 Step on it. 811 01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:45,046 Yes ma'am, I know it's tomorrow, but I... 812 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:48,333 Yes, I know it's short notice, but... 813 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,216 Fuck, fuck! 814 01:08:57,592 --> 01:08:59,390 Ma'am...? 815 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:03,932 Could I enter one more group for tomorrow, please? 816 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,526 Good. 817 01:09:06,684 --> 01:09:07,810 Thank you. 818 01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,397 Sleep well, son. 819 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:53,819 Hands on top of the blankets, OK? - I know. 820 01:09:58,486 --> 01:10:01,285 Where were you guys? - Going for ice cream. 821 01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:03,575 Ice cream? - Ice cream. 822 01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:06,661 Ice cream? - Ice cream, yes. 823 01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:09,547 You can't just disappear with them, darn it. 824 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:14,052 You are completely right, for the entire 100 percent. 825 01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:20,175 We can't take them out again tomorrow. 826 01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:22,848 Shit. 827 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,974 Know that movie Escape from Alcatraz? 828 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:31,236 Do I know it? It's my favorite movie. With Whoopi Goldberg. 829 01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:34,113 No, with Clint Eastwood. 830 01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:36,070 Clint Eastwood! 831 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:44,040 René, are you OK? - Yeah. 832 01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:47,748 I jumped off the balcony. - That's pretty high, dude. 833 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:52,882 Two storeys, niggah. Absinthe. - One storey, you know. 834 01:10:56,335 --> 01:10:59,430 In that movie these guys escape from prison. 835 01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:02,593 The Alcatraz guys don't find out until it's too late. 836 01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,526 Jordy, wake up. 837 01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,235 Jordy? 838 01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:39,595 Bart, is it going to work out? - We'll be fine. 839 01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:43,057 Let's go, bitch. - Yeah. 840 01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:51,850 Why the fuck are you driving, you drunk faggot? 841 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:55,611 I'll walk, OK? With my broken foot. 842 01:11:56,103 --> 01:11:59,073 Does one of you know where they went? 843 01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:01,943 Jeffrey was talking... - Yes, hello? 844 01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:04,032 Good morning. - Police? 845 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:23,551 Great job with the parking. 846 01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:28,769 The Dandelion? - Yes. 847 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:30,145 Thank God. 848 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,979 Hey, Duo Penotti. 849 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:37,737 Nice to see you again. - Nice to see you again. 850 01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:43,740 Where do you know her from? - She wrote that card with her pussy. 851 01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:48,039 What are you doing here? - I help here every year. 852 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,824 Snow White is my brother. 853 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,212 What are we doing here? - Just sit down. It's a surprise. 854 01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:07,971 Dudes, hurry. We only have... 855 01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:09,931 René? 856 01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:14,682 What the fuck? 857 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:16,396 You can't do this shit. 858 01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:20,483 Autistic. 859 01:13:47,798 --> 01:13:49,721 Prettiest Snow White I've ever seen. 860 01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:54,264 It's time for the final performance of this beautiful afternoon. 861 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:57,434 Here are the boys and girls from the Dandelion. 862 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,147 Give them a big hand. 863 01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:22,963 Hey, drifter. Get the hell out of our village. 864 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:26,800 I'm looking for something to eat. - Get lost. 865 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,341 We don't need your kind here. 866 01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:11,386 Oh, no. He's dead. 867 01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:13,266 Over there. 868 01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:19,519 Shit. 869 01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:22,105 What's going on? 870 01:15:22,268 --> 01:15:24,817 Hey, come on, man! Goddam... 871 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:30,531 Hey, come on! Goddammit, filthy pig. 872 01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:32,070 Sir, stay where you are. 873 01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:44,377 Hello son, you have to stop killing police officers. 874 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:47,919 They drew first blood, not me. 875 01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:49,844 Sure. 876 01:15:54,175 --> 01:15:55,347 Put it down. 877 01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:02,855 Don't panic, people. I'm security. 878 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:04,769 And let him go. 879 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,622 Whisky. 880 01:16:23,788 --> 01:16:24,880 Anna. 881 01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,467 Max. 882 01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,344 Sure. 883 01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:21,683 Sorry, I'm a bit nervous. 884 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:26,149 It will probably sound gay, but... 885 01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:29,987 Dear Anna, first off I want to say sorry. 886 01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:33,240 For the porn DVDs and everything. 887 01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:38,997 Well, I wanted to help Jordy and you. 888 01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:43,580 Anna, wait. 889 01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:51,627 I get that you're angry, but at me. Don't be angry at him. 890 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:57,890 I'm not made for that relationship shit with only one chick forever. 891 01:17:58,132 --> 01:18:01,181 I'm not made for romantic dates. 892 01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:05,393 I'm not a buddy for life you can share everything with. 893 01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:08,059 I don't consider you in bed. 894 01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:13,239 I'm not made for eternal faithfulness and growing old together. 895 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:17,493 I'm not that kind of dude. But he... 896 01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:19,953 ...he is. 897 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:28,916 Anna, I mean... 898 01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:32,166 ...I want... - What did you think? 899 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:36,758 That you could use them to get me here? 900 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,429 Those sexually frustrated autistic freaks? 901 01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:52,483 Walther P5, motherfuckers! 902 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,325 Fuck the police. Fuck the police. 903 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,536 I was born in jail, you don't know me. 904 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,626 I love open relationships. 905 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,421 Good. 906 01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,725 You're under arrest for suspected kidnapping. 907 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:31,649 Oh, sorry. 908 01:19:32,059 --> 01:19:33,606 Are you OK? 909 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:36,234 Oh man, I shot your leg. 910 01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:37,694 Fuck! 911 01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:43,116 6 WEEKS LATER 912 01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:05,268 Yeah, niggahs. We did our time. 913 01:20:05,426 --> 01:20:07,520 Thuglife. 914 01:20:09,221 --> 01:20:10,643 Now what? 915 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:16,191 Shit, out of juice. - Mine too. 916 01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:22,448 Sorry, may we use your phone? 917 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:28,494 Max! 918 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:30,876 Max! 919 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:37,295 Hey, Jordy. Everything OK? 920 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,379 Bro's before ho's. 921 01:20:43,630 --> 01:20:45,052 Sure. 922 01:21:05,152 --> 01:21:07,701 Those dudes did nothing but talk about you. 923 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:16,254 I thought you should hear this from me... 924 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:20,881 While you were in prison I fell in love. 925 01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:23,549 With Rick. 926 01:21:25,589 --> 01:21:28,433 Rick? - Rick Brandsteder. 927 01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:33,518 The son of that turd licker? 928 01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:40,528 Of course not. - Fucking bitch. 929 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:11,053 Who do you think you're fucking with? Say hello to the friend. 930 01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:14,973 Jordy, it's: Say hello to my little friend. 931 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:19,895 Stay hello with the little friend, Tony Montana! 932 01:22:22,020 --> 01:22:23,272 Perfect. 933 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:24,656 Sure. 934 01:22:25,899 --> 01:22:29,699 Who'd have thought that would work. All that movie violence. 935 01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:42,462 Shit, go. They'll be right here. 936 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,890 Ladies, could you start the show? 937 01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:10,236 Shit, man. Fucking 30. The beginning of the end. 938 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:13,622 I'll probably be a yes-nodding stay-at-home dad in a few years. 939 01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:14,997 Cheers. 940 01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:19,583 I'll have two kids, a mini van and a gay-looking Golden Retriever. 941 01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:23,466 But fuck it. With Anna, I don't give a shit. 942 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,356 Hold me tight 943 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:51,903 gently put my head on your shoulder. 944 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,326 Hold me tight 945 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:58,584 and softly caress my hair 946 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:01,420 hold me tight 947 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:07,802 sometimes it all gets a bit too much 948 01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,837 then all I want 949 01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:14,759 is your gentle touch. 950 01:24:23,684 --> 01:24:26,984 René, do you want to marry me? 951 01:24:28,564 --> 01:24:29,907 Yes. 952 01:24:52,796 --> 01:24:54,423 Suppose you have to choose: 953 01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:57,594 Those mud flaps of Suzanne's in your face, or... 954 01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:00,262 The horse. - Me too. 955 01:25:03,807 --> 01:25:07,027 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... 956 01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,483 ...by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. 957 01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:29,504 Jaws. Yay. 958 01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:31,335 Sure. 959 01:25:50,854 --> 01:25:52,982 Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will... 960 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:54,695 ...shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. 961 01:25:54,858 --> 01:25:56,701 For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. 962 01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,362 And fight. 963 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:18,217 Adrian! - Rocky. 964 01:26:18,382 --> 01:26:23,104 They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! 965 01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:40,117 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger... 966 01:26:40,278 --> 01:26:42,531 ...those who try to poison and destroy my brothers. 967 01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:05,521 This one is for Gradje cunt! 968 01:27:10,475 --> 01:27:12,352 No one touches Maaskantje. 969 01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:18,609 Fucking retard! 970 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:20,368 This big an explosion. 971 01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:23,997 OK, put your mouth on the curb. 972 01:27:24,156 --> 01:27:25,908 Put your mouth on the curb. 973 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,837 OK and now say good night. 974 01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:41,715 And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.