1 00:00:00,215 --> 00:00:01,495 You're going home tomorrow. 2 00:00:01,529 --> 00:00:02,040 Hot dog! 3 00:00:02,105 --> 00:00:05,597 Because we don't know what's wrong with you and you're gonna die. 4 00:00:05,629 --> 00:00:07,519 Mama mia. 5 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:09,378 I got a 10-year-old down! 6 00:00:11,172 --> 00:00:12,132 What do we got? 7 00:00:12,165 --> 00:00:14,471 This kid works at a knife factory after school. 8 00:00:14,504 --> 00:00:15,560 Boss says he's all thumbs. 9 00:00:15,593 --> 00:00:18,701 Hey, Owen, it turns out that Blake here never went to medical school. 10 00:00:18,766 --> 00:00:21,295 We're just gonna add him to your interns today and call it even. 11 00:00:21,328 --> 00:00:22,832 Fine. Welcome to the team. 12 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,019 Blood pressure... 50 over 80. 13 00:00:24,052 --> 00:00:25,845 White-blood-cell count elevated, slight fever. 14 00:00:25,909 --> 00:00:27,606 - What's the call? - Too soon to tell. 15 00:00:27,703 --> 00:00:28,728 God, you are good. 16 00:00:28,793 --> 00:00:31,066 Look, I don't want to interrupt here, and you're one 17 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:33,085 of our best, but isn't this clearly a knife wound? 18 00:00:33,118 --> 00:00:34,847 Hey, suit, you stay out of my way! 19 00:00:34,879 --> 00:00:36,672 The knife is just a small piece of the puzzle. 20 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,850 We got to figure out what's really wrong with this kid. 21 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:40,516 Nidhi, am I pronouncing that correctly? 22 00:00:40,548 --> 00:00:42,309 - It's Nidhi. - I do not care. 23 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,447 I need you to interview everyone he's come in contact with in the last 40 days. 24 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:46,185 Go to his school. 25 00:00:46,251 --> 00:00:48,524 So what you're telling me is that outside of being 26 00:00:48,589 --> 00:00:50,958 punctured by a large knife, Noah's had no unusual symptoms. 27 00:00:50,991 --> 00:00:52,464 Go to the knife factory. 28 00:00:52,528 --> 00:00:55,218 So what you're telling me is that he walked out of here 29 00:00:55,251 --> 00:00:57,684 with no sign of anything wrong at all? 30 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:02,745 - No, I'm telling you he had a knife in his stomach. - Go to his mother's hair stylist. 31 00:01:02,779 --> 00:01:05,437 So what you're telling me is it'll cost more to get 32 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:07,519 highlights than it will to dye all my hair? 33 00:01:07,553 --> 00:01:09,441 Blake, I want you to get down to the library. 34 00:01:09,475 --> 00:01:11,908 Get on the Internet, find out everything you can about young boys. 35 00:01:11,973 --> 00:01:13,284 I know just where to go. 36 00:01:13,318 --> 00:01:16,168 Oh. 37 00:01:16,232 --> 00:01:17,898 Park, am I pronouncing that correctly? 38 00:01:17,932 --> 00:01:18,442 Yes. 39 00:01:18,476 --> 00:01:20,204 I want you with this kid night and day. 40 00:01:20,238 --> 00:01:21,902 I think he's only got three days to live tops. 41 00:01:21,935 --> 00:01:22,896 I'm gonna need four. 42 00:01:22,928 --> 00:01:24,177 You got it, mister. 43 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,939 Chet, this is your big moment, buddy. 44 00:01:25,972 --> 00:01:26,804 I'm on it! 45 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:27,573 Excuse me. 46 00:01:27,606 --> 00:01:29,334 Aren't we just gonna take the knife out? 47 00:01:29,367 --> 00:01:29,975 Hey! 48 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:34,172 You did not go to medical school, and until you do, you will take a chill pill. 49 00:01:34,237 --> 00:01:36,733 Now, everybody know your assignments. Get it in here. 50 00:01:36,832 --> 00:01:37,984 "Childrens Hospital" on 3. 51 00:01:38,049 --> 00:01:39,874 - 1, 2, 3... - Childrens Hospital! 52 00:01:41,029 --> 00:01:42,085 Attention, staff. 53 00:01:42,150 --> 00:01:45,224 Cheetos flamin' hot crunchy snacks are dangerously cheesy. 54 00:01:45,258 --> 00:01:48,011 We're all like worker bees here, each of us 55 00:01:48,077 --> 00:01:49,518 running around, bringing honey 56 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:51,087 from one place to another, never 57 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,353 really knowing what the others are thinking or feeling or dreaming. 58 00:01:54,452 --> 00:01:56,405 A hospital really is like a beehive. 59 00:01:56,437 --> 00:01:58,935 I'd say a hospital is more like a prison. 60 00:01:58,968 --> 00:02:00,857 Beehive is more poetic. 61 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:02,842 Mmm, he's cute. 62 00:02:02,876 --> 00:02:04,091 No way. He's gross. 63 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:06,686 Do you have to disagree with everything I... 64 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:08,160 Wait, can you hear my thoughts? 65 00:02:08,192 --> 00:02:09,761 - Yeah. - Wow. 66 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:10,946 What an amazing gift. 67 00:02:10,979 --> 00:02:12,419 It's awful, actually. 68 00:02:12,452 --> 00:02:14,982 I can hear all the horrible things people think of me. 69 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,551 Geez, what a whiner. 70 00:02:16,585 --> 00:02:17,865 Oops. 71 00:02:41,665 --> 00:02:42,785 Wait a second. 72 00:02:42,818 --> 00:02:44,548 Have you been here this whole time? 73 00:02:44,613 --> 00:02:47,430 I've been spending many hours in this hospital, Dr. Richie. 74 00:02:47,463 --> 00:02:49,160 How do you know my name? 75 00:02:49,194 --> 00:02:50,667 I know a great many things. 76 00:02:50,699 --> 00:02:53,678 For example, I understand that you've discovered a cure for a 77 00:02:53,711 --> 00:02:57,201 certain... Heretofore uncurable disease. 78 00:02:57,267 --> 00:02:58,515 Incurable. 79 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,149 No such word as uncurable. 80 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,462 Who are you, anyway? 81 00:03:01,527 --> 00:03:04,953 I represent an organization that has a special request. 82 00:03:04,987 --> 00:03:14,019 Drop the cancer cure... Or else. 83 00:03:14,052 --> 00:03:15,588 Wait. I'm sorry. 84 00:03:15,621 --> 00:03:17,414 I wasn't listening. What? 85 00:03:20,554 --> 00:03:22,314 This information is no good. 86 00:03:22,379 --> 00:03:23,723 Don't make me let this kid die. 87 00:03:23,789 --> 00:03:24,557 Hey! 88 00:03:24,589 --> 00:03:26,831 I bet you guys 50 bucks I can guess your weight. 89 00:03:26,863 --> 00:03:28,656 I bet you 50 bucks you can't. 90 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:29,297 Yeah. 91 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:30,674 What's up with that, Valerie? 92 00:03:30,707 --> 00:03:32,501 170. 93 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:34,103 She got that right on the nose. 94 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:36,089 Haley here can read minds, everybody. 95 00:03:36,122 --> 00:03:38,011 So what are we all thinking right now? 96 00:03:38,044 --> 00:03:42,368 Frankfurters... The Allman brothers... death... 97 00:03:42,401 --> 00:03:43,617 Also frankfurters. 98 00:03:43,651 --> 00:03:44,899 Fascinating. 99 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,885 You have got a gift, young lady. 100 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,666 Would it kill you to make a decent cup of coffee? 101 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:51,979 What a whiner. 102 00:03:52,012 --> 00:03:53,868 I know, right? Wait. 103 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,117 All right. 104 00:03:55,182 --> 00:03:58,160 Listen, I've got a patient I need you to meet. 105 00:03:58,226 --> 00:04:00,499 Come on. 106 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:03,927 I get the sense that I'm not quite getting through to you, 107 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:04,471 Dr. Richie. 108 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:05,336 No, no, no. 109 00:04:05,401 --> 00:04:07,929 I heard you say something about stopping my research. Or else. 110 00:04:08,027 --> 00:04:09,725 Right. And then you said "or else." 111 00:04:09,822 --> 00:04:10,109 Right. 112 00:04:10,142 --> 00:04:12,480 Yeah, but I didn't say it like that... "or else." 113 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:13,664 I said it menacingly. 114 00:04:13,698 --> 00:04:14,498 Wow. 115 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:17,541 I mean, if I'm being honest, it didn't sound very menacing. 116 00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:21,256 That's because you weren't paying attention. 117 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:22,217 What did you say? 118 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:22,698 I'm so sorry. 119 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,332 I said you weren't paying attention to me. 120 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,037 I wasn't. 121 00:04:25,069 --> 00:04:26,542 I'm guilty. Guilty, your honor. 122 00:04:26,607 --> 00:04:29,585 Now, do you think you can read the mind of someone who's 123 00:04:29,650 --> 00:04:31,411 been in a coma for about 40 years? 124 00:04:31,476 --> 00:04:34,005 I'll give it a try, but it sounds boring. 125 00:04:34,038 --> 00:04:35,510 All right, now, listen. 126 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,080 Only you can get the information 127 00:04:37,145 --> 00:04:39,963 from him, and only he can fill in the blanks. 128 00:04:40,028 --> 00:04:43,422 Go get him, killer! 129 00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:46,914 I wish I could wake up, but I think it smells in here... Or is 130 00:04:46,947 --> 00:04:48,995 that just the inside of my nose? 131 00:04:52,072 --> 00:04:53,128 I have to pee-pee. 132 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,402 When am I gonna find out who shot J.R.? 133 00:04:55,435 --> 00:04:56,780 I miss walking. 134 00:04:56,813 --> 00:04:58,254 I'm still hungry. 135 00:04:58,286 --> 00:05:01,040 They didn't feed me enough. 136 00:05:01,074 --> 00:05:06,614 I wish I had a book. 137 00:05:06,647 --> 00:05:07,158 Oh. 138 00:05:07,191 --> 00:05:10,490 Hey, this might be a little confusing for you, but you've 139 00:05:10,555 --> 00:05:12,220 been in a coma for 40 years. 140 00:05:12,252 --> 00:05:13,437 I'm not really here. 141 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:16,383 I'm communicating with you via mental telepathy. 142 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:17,184 Wow. 143 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:18,080 So many questions. 144 00:05:18,146 --> 00:05:21,410 Hey, did they ever finish building that world trade center in New York? 145 00:05:21,476 --> 00:05:22,404 Well, yes. 146 00:05:22,437 --> 00:05:23,364 Hot dog! 147 00:05:23,398 --> 00:05:26,503 How do you think it's going in there? 148 00:05:26,537 --> 00:05:27,496 Mama mia! 149 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,225 Those pricks. One more random thing. 150 00:05:29,323 --> 00:05:31,148 How did that challenger flight go? 151 00:05:31,213 --> 00:05:34,639 Yeah... So they want me to ask you some questions. 152 00:05:34,672 --> 00:05:36,401 All right. 153 00:05:36,434 --> 00:05:39,411 Is Aetna your primary carrier or are you being covered by another plan? 154 00:05:39,477 --> 00:05:41,076 Gee whiz, I really don't know. 155 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:43,447 Do you have any other conditions we didn't know about? 156 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,689 I went into the coma when I was like 2 or 3 years 157 00:05:45,723 --> 00:05:47,260 old, so you probably have to ask my mom. 158 00:05:47,292 --> 00:05:50,174 Okay, but still, this is kind of important. 159 00:06:15,738 --> 00:06:17,659 Let me get this straight. 160 00:06:17,724 --> 00:06:20,926 You're trying to convince me to forget that I cured cancer and 161 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:24,194 allow countless people to die as a result? 162 00:06:24,226 --> 00:06:25,443 - Yes. - Oh. 163 00:06:25,572 --> 00:06:26,789 In that case, no, thank you. 164 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,038 I'd, uh, rather just cure it. 165 00:06:28,102 --> 00:06:29,767 Do you have a niece, Dr. Richie? 166 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:31,433 Who doesn't? 167 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:34,284 Does she live in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Foxgrove Court? 168 00:06:34,317 --> 00:06:36,942 Yeah, 2134 Foxgrove Court, first bedroom on the right. 169 00:06:37,008 --> 00:06:38,672 She doesn't even have a lock on the door. 170 00:06:38,706 --> 00:06:40,562 And what if something happened to her? 171 00:06:40,595 --> 00:06:42,932 - I'm not saying it's going to, but... - Oh, good. 172 00:06:42,966 --> 00:06:44,502 One less thing for me to worry about. 173 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:45,014 Thank you. 174 00:06:45,047 --> 00:06:48,440 And is your bank account 89598292? 175 00:06:48,506 --> 00:06:50,074 Yeah, but that's nothing. 176 00:06:50,107 --> 00:06:53,085 You should hear my pin number... 2115... what would happen if all the 177 00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:56,639 money in your account just simply disappeared? 178 00:06:56,672 --> 00:06:59,169 You are like my ex-wife, always worrying about 179 00:06:59,203 --> 00:07:00,451 something that might happen. 180 00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:01,348 "This might happen. 181 00:07:01,412 --> 00:07:02,501 That might happen. Aah!" 182 00:07:02,533 --> 00:07:04,391 Three days, you guys got nothing. 183 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,762 Uh, I wouldn't call these highlights nothing. 184 00:07:07,436 --> 00:07:09,101 Noah, do you have any pets? 185 00:07:09,134 --> 00:07:10,062 I have a fish. 186 00:07:10,095 --> 00:07:12,785 Do you know what part of the world your fish is from? 187 00:07:12,818 --> 00:07:14,611 Can you just tell me the answer? 188 00:07:14,676 --> 00:07:17,142 He's an Ecuadorian calico fantail from the Amazon 189 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:22,396 river basin, a breeding ground for a parasite called leptospira. 190 00:07:22,461 --> 00:07:23,164 Alex. 191 00:07:23,229 --> 00:07:24,573 Take this to the lab. 192 00:07:24,638 --> 00:07:26,046 Cut his legs off, dissect him. 193 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,033 I'm willing to wager that it's a carrier. 194 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:31,075 Fortunately for you, young sportsman, leptospira isn't fatal. 195 00:07:31,108 --> 00:07:33,862 Couple of days' bed rest, you'll be up and around in no time. 196 00:07:33,894 --> 00:07:34,918 See that, everybody? 197 00:07:34,951 --> 00:07:38,216 Despite initial impressions, Noah's medical problems had 198 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,914 nothing to do with this. 199 00:07:39,947 --> 00:07:40,683 Oh! 200 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:42,669 Code blue! 201 00:07:42,702 --> 00:07:43,918 He's going into a coma! 202 00:07:43,951 --> 00:07:45,136 Oh. Is he? 203 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,666 I could be wrong about all that other stuff. 204 00:07:48,532 --> 00:07:50,454 Hey, where are you taking me, anyway? 205 00:07:50,486 --> 00:07:51,414 I'll give you a hint. 206 00:07:51,479 --> 00:07:53,496 It's the most important thing in the world to you. 207 00:07:53,528 --> 00:07:55,354 Are you taking me to my dog, Sadie? 208 00:07:55,419 --> 00:07:58,236 Okay, what's the second-most important thing in the world to you? 209 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,318 Well, my personal relationship with g-o-d. 210 00:08:00,384 --> 00:08:00,831 Third? 211 00:08:00,865 --> 00:08:01,984 My glass menagerie? 212 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:02,561 Fourth? 213 00:08:02,594 --> 00:08:03,522 Banana bread? 214 00:08:03,555 --> 00:08:03,970 Fifth? 215 00:08:04,036 --> 00:08:05,540 Billy Barty's fingertips? 216 00:08:05,573 --> 00:08:05,988 Sixth? 217 00:08:06,054 --> 00:08:07,814 Uh... Oh, that's it. Come on. 218 00:08:07,847 --> 00:08:10,601 Banana bread? 219 00:08:10,665 --> 00:08:12,459 Oh, my God. 220 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:14,893 They finally trimmed the bushes! 221 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:17,488 Not the bushes, you idiot, the car! 222 00:08:17,521 --> 00:08:19,218 Your car... it's gone. See? 223 00:08:19,251 --> 00:08:20,563 Oh, right! 224 00:08:20,597 --> 00:08:21,428 Weird. Huh. 225 00:08:21,493 --> 00:08:22,838 Well, you know what? 226 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:25,881 My lease is up next week anyway, so no biggie. 227 00:08:25,947 --> 00:08:27,452 No big... wait a minute. 228 00:08:27,485 --> 00:08:31,456 Hey, I could be totally reading into this wrong, but I feel like 229 00:08:31,521 --> 00:08:35,109 you stole my car to get me to cooperate with you. 230 00:08:35,142 --> 00:08:39,977 My organization has a very large stake in the revenues from cancer treatment. 231 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:43,596 A cure is not in our best interests. 232 00:08:43,662 --> 00:08:44,718 Don't mess with us. 233 00:08:44,751 --> 00:08:45,999 Wait a minute. 234 00:08:46,032 --> 00:08:47,088 Who do you work for? 235 00:08:47,153 --> 00:08:48,785 How can I get in touch with you? 236 00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:51,315 We'll get in touch with you, Dr. Richie. 237 00:08:51,348 --> 00:08:56,119 You don't need to know who we are. 238 00:09:02,496 --> 00:09:05,730 Wait. My car's gone. 239 00:09:05,731 --> 00:09:15,331 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 240 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:24,567 You went into a coma when Dr. Maestro pulled the knife out of you. 241 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:28,156 By the way, how does a 10-year-old get a job at a knife factory? 242 00:09:28,221 --> 00:09:29,470 I don't know. 243 00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:31,395 That definitely does not make sense. 244 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:35,716 Attention. 245 00:09:36,197 --> 00:09:40,037 What is the difference between a friend and having nobody to talk to?