♪ I'm Craig ♪
♪ 我是克雷格 ♪
♪ And I'm walking along ♪
♪ 我正走在路上 ♪
♪ And I got some stuff for my wife ♪
♪ 给老婆买了点东西 ♪
Cora? Thaddeus?
科拉？撒迪厄斯？
I don't know what to say.
我不知道该说什么
You could say this isn't what it looks like.
你可以说这不是你想的那样
But it is what it looks like.
但这就是我想的那样
I called it!
我说中了！
I knew he'd catch her.
我就知道他会抓到她
Oh, that hurts.
哦，真伤人
Hey, the good news is you found a woman
嘿，好消息是你找到了一个
who will never lie to you.
永远不会对你撒谎的女人
My wife, she lies to me all the time.
我老婆，她天天对我撒谎
What a great idea, Athena,
雅典娜，这主意真不错，
betting on the mundane everyday decisions of mortals.
赌凡人那些平凡的日常决定
They're just the right amount of stupidly unpredictable.
他们恰到好处的愚蠢和不可预测
Wait, wait, it's not over.
等等，还没完呢
This is... I just...
这是……我只是……
I had "storms out"!
我下注“愤然离去”！
Oh, this is fun.
哦，这真好玩
Damn! I had "kills everybody."
该死！我下注“杀死所有人”
Oopsie, that's for the house.
哎呀，庄家通吃
I had "offers himself sexually."
我下注“献上自己的身体”
Ooh, tough break.
哦，真倒霉
That's more for the house.
庄家又赢了
It really is good to be the house.
当庄家真好
All right, next up is...
好了，下一个是……
Ted, who just found something, like, super weird in his salad.
泰德，他刚在沙拉里发现了点特别怪的东西
He's gonna eat it. He's gonna eat that thing!
他要吃了 他要吃掉那玩意儿！
Ah! I've got this one.
啊！这把我赢定了
Um, haven't you already lost everything?
嗯，你不是已经输光所有东西了吗？
Not everything.
还没输光
Do it!
吃吧！
No, he's gonna eat it!
不，他要吃了！
Baby, you know you want to!
宝贝，你知道你想吃的！
Eat it! Just put it in your num-num box.
吃掉！把它放进你的嘴嘴里
There you go. Eat it!
这就对了 吃掉！
Yes!
好！
Yes, Ted, yes!
好样的，泰德，好样的！
I had "eats it, likes it, and digs around for more."
我下注“吃掉它，喜欢它，然后找更多来吃 ”
Trifecta!
连中三元！
I had "goes to the other guy's place
我下注“去另一个男的那里”
"and offers himself sexually."
“然后献上自己的身体 ”
The other guy from the other bet?
另一场赌局里的另一个男的？
Apollo, shut up.
阿波罗，闭嘴
Oh, so sorry, Shlub.
哦，真抱歉，傻老波
Looks like I've totally cleaned you out... again.
看来我又把你赢了个精光
No, no, no, let me stay in.
不，不，不，让我继续玩
I'm happy to let you stay in,
我很乐意让你继续玩，
but what have you got to bet?
但你拿什么来赌？
What do I have to bet?
我拿什么赌？
One night with me.
和我共度一晚
I would have to compromise my morals,
我得牺牲我的道德，
but that only makes it hotter.
但这只会让我更兴奋
Shlub, you know you'd give me that for free.
傻老波，你知道你免费都会给我的
Want to bet? If I lose, you get to sleep with me again.
要赌吗？如果我输了，你就可以再和我睡一次
I'm not interested in something
我才没兴趣呢，
everyone in the world can have for nothing.
全世界的人都能免费得到的东西
I say walk away now, dude.
我说，老兄，现在收手吧
You do not want to do something stupid
你不会想做傻事的，
like betting away your uncle's trident.
比如把你叔叔的三叉戟给输掉
He's gonna be so mad at me.
他会气死我的
That's the one bad thing about gambling.
赌博就这一点不好
It destroys families.
它会毁掉家庭
We can bet family members' stuff?
我们可以拿家人的东西来赌？
Opa!
好耶！
Dad, what are you doing?
爸，你在干嘛？
Just having some fun doing a little rummaging, that's all.
就是找点乐子，随便翻翻，就这样
Hey, don't you have a bunch of highly valuable items
嘿，你不是有一堆 很有价值的东西
you stole from Hades?
是从哈迪斯那偷来的吗？
Don't you have multiple treasure chests of your own?
你不是自己也有好几个宝箱吗？
Not anymore, and there's no explanation for that,
现在没了，而且这事没法解释，
so don't even think about digging.
所以想都别想深究
Where's your crown?
你的王冠呢？
I lent it to a dying kid.
我借给一个快死的小孩了
It was his last wish.
那是他的遗愿
What's this thing?
这是什么？
A truth-telling gem. Very rare.
吐真宝石 很稀有
Ah, well, when you're not looking,
啊，那好，趁你不注意，
I'm going to steal it from you
我就把它偷走，
to pay off my massive gambling debt.
用来还我巨额的赌债
Damn it!
该死！
You're gambling again!
你又赌博了！
Yes, to relieve the stress of being king.
是啊，为了缓解当国王的压力
It takes such a toll on you eating all those glitzy meats.
吃那些花里胡哨的肉食对你来说真是太辛苦了
You're not built for gambling.
你天生就不适合赌博
You have no impulse control.
你毫无自制力
Ha, well, if you believe that,
哈，如果你这么想，
you've underestimated
你就低估了
both the force and breadth of my impulses.
我冲动的强度和广度
Look, I'll prove it to you.
看，我证明给你看
Here's a piece of baklava.
这是一块果仁蜜饼
You can have two pieces of baklava if you--
如果你能…就能得到两块果仁蜜饼
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
嗯！嗯！嗯！
Well, I could have proved you wrong,
好吧，我本可以证明你错了，
but then I'd be playing your game and not mine.
但那样我就上了你的套，而不是按我的规矩来
Dad, how much do you owe?
爸，你欠了多少钱？
Not much. In fact, this little gem should cover it.
不多 实际上，这块小宝石就够还了
Also, I didn't give my crown to a dying kid.
还有，我没把王冠给快死的小孩
I lost it at the casino.
我是在赌场输掉的
And that kid wasn't ill.
而且那小孩没病
He was just very drunk.
他只是喝多了
Ah, double damn it!
啊，双倍该死！
This tricked me again!
我又被这玩意儿骗了！
Does Mom know?
妈知道吗？
No, I can't let her see me in this state.
不，我不能让她看到我这副样子
Besides, if she can spend all day at the spa,
再说，如果她能花一整天在水疗馆，
why can't I spend it at the casino?
我为什么不能花一整天在赌场？
Ugh, what a mess.
唉，真是一团糟
All right, we're going to fix this right now.
好吧，我们现在就解决这个问题
Where's Ty when you need him?
需要泰的时候他人呢？
Rhetorical question.
自问自答
He's on a boat for some reason.
他因为某些原因在船上
What do you need all this rope for anyway?
你到底需要这么多绳子干嘛？
Today's the day I finally do it.
今天我终于要做了
Yes! You're getting into macrame.
太棒了！你要开始玩花边结了
No, I'm finally setting sail
不，我终于要启航
on my maiden voyage.
进行我的处女航了
What is this, to impress Viscera or something?
这是为了什么，想给维瑟拉留下好印象？
Impress--? Pfft! Viscera? Come on.
留下好印象？噗！维瑟拉？得了吧
Hey, Ty. Oh, hey, Viscera.
嘿，泰 哦，嘿，维瑟拉
Just loading up here to go sailing,
我正在装船，准备出海，
which is something I do in my blood, really.
这事儿真的流淌在我的血液里
Um, OK, well, that's kind of weird.
嗯，好吧，那还挺怪的
Wait, this doesn't have anything to do
等等，这跟
with the sex dream I told you about
我跟你说过的那个春梦没关系吧
with the sailor. Sex dre--?
跟那个水手的 春梦？
I sort of remember that, maybe.
我好像有点印象，也许吧
No, I planned this trip
不，我计划这次旅行
long before you told me about the sexy dream sailor.
早于你告诉我那个性感水手的春梦
All right, whatever.
好吧，随便你
Well, good luck.
祝你好运
You know what? I'm realizing...
你知道吗？我意识到…
I hope you don't die.
我希望你别死
Aw. So, it's not about her, huh?
噢 所以，不是为了她，嗯？
Yes, it's about her. Of course it is.
是，就是为了她 当然是
There are these flowers that only grow
有一种花只生长在
on the peak of Gavdos Island,
加夫多斯岛的山顶上，
and some say you're not a true seaman until you've picked one.
有人说，没摘过这种花就算不上真正的海员
And, I don't know, I just have this fantasy
而且，我不知道，我就是幻想着
of pulling into port with one of those flowers
我带着一朵那种花驶入港口
and Viscera's waiting for me proudly and...
而维瑟拉骄傲地等着我…
You stopped listening after seaman, didn't you?
你听到“海员”之后就没在听了吧？
Yeah.
是的
But, Ty, Gavdos is a really tough sail,
但是，泰，去加夫多斯岛航行很难，
and you are not a sailor.
而且你不是个水手
Sailing isn't just for sailors and criminals anymore.
航海不再是水手和罪犯的专属了
Children of wealth and privilege can do it, too.
富人和权贵的孩子也可以
What, you don't think I can make it?
怎么，你觉得我到不了？
No, I mean, I'm sure you could do anything,
不，我的意思是，我相信你能做任何事，
but this houseboat, uh, the railings are splintery,
但这艘船屋，呃，栏杆都是木刺，
that rudder seems too, uh, ruddery.
那个舵看起来太，呃，有舵感了
And look at the weak spot on the deck.
而且你看甲板上那个薄弱点
Man, I love how strong I am.
天，我真爱我这身力气
I know you don't think I can do it,
我知道你觉得我做不到，
but this is important to me, Stupe.
但这对我很重要，Stupe
Then, why don't I come along?
那，我跟你一起去怎么样？
I don't need a babysitter.
我不需要保姆
Not to babysit.
不是当保姆
It's not like I think you'll 100% definitely drown
又不是说我觉得你百分之百肯定会淹死
if I don't go with you.
如果我没跟你去的话
I just think you could use a first mate.
我只是觉得你需要一个大副
Chicks love a captain who's got a first mate.
妞们都喜欢有大副的船长
Ew, now he has something weird in his chicken.
呃，现在他鸡肉里也有怪东西了
Oh, it's a worm. I think it's a worm!
哦，是条虫子 我想是条虫子！
Oh, he's gonna eat that, too.
哦，他也要吃那个了
You're betting on people?
你在拿人下注？
Of course you're betting on people.
当然你在拿人下注
I've got a system,
我有一套系统，
and if you would lend me your trinkets,
如果你肯把你的小玩意儿借给我，
I'll pay you back and then some.
我会连本带利还给你
You're betting on everyone to have sex, aren't you?
你赌所有人都去做爱，是吧？
It's where everything is headed.
万物皆归于此
Athena, clearly my dad has a problem.
雅典娜，我爸明显有问题
Don't you have a thing
你难道没有那种规定
where if people get in huge enough trouble,
如果人们惹上足够大的麻烦，
you go, "Hey, maybe gambling's not for you?"
你就会说，“嘿，也许赌博不适合你？”
I want them in trouble.
我就是想让他们惹麻烦
Do you not understand how this works?
你难道不明白这是怎么运作的？
Yeah, sure, but at a certain point,
是，当然，但到了一定程度，
shouldn't you be like, "All right,
你难道不应该说，“好了，”
"this has gone too far, let's call it even"?
“这太过火了，我们就算两清吧”？
So, you don't understand how this works.
所以，你就是不明白这是怎么运作的
Just give him his crown back, and we'll leave.
把他的王冠还给他，我们就走
Athena don't give back bets.
雅典娜从不退还赌注
When I ran out of money,
当我钱用光了，
she started taking fingers, then legs.
她开始拿我的手指，然后是腿
I bet all 20 legs and lost them.
我把20条腿全赌上了，全输了
Why didn't you stop at, like, 9?
你为什么没在输到第9条腿的时候停手？
It's called having a winner's spirit.
这叫做赢家的精神
He wouldn't understand that.
他不会懂的
How much is a finger worth?
一根手指值多少钱？
What exactly does he owe you?
他到底欠你多少？
We'll settle up and get out of here.
我们结清账然后离开这里
Oh, we're settling up. Let me see.
哦，是要结清 让我看看
He lost his entire treasury, this braid.
他输掉了他整个国库，这根辫子
Ah! And...
啊！还有……
Oh, right, your palace.
哦，对了，你的宫殿
Still want to settle up?
还想结清吗？
Oh, you don't know who you're toying with.
哦，你不知道你在跟谁玩
I'll play your silly games, Athena,
我会玩你这无聊的游戏，雅典娜，
and I'll win it all back, fair and square.
然后我会把一切都赢回来，公平公正地
How fun.
多有趣
That's the spirit, son. I'll chip in.
儿子，有这精神就对了 我来凑份子
No, Dad, stop!
不，爸，住手！
I'll be the one gambling, on one condition.
由我来赌，但有一个条件
I choose who we bet on next.
我来选我们下一个赌谁
Click over to the docks.
切换到码头
I'm not usually in the business
我通常不做
of letting the players set the terms here,
让玩家来定规矩的生意，
but I'll make an exception if it means
但如果这意味着
I can bankrupt Deliria's whole family.
我能让德利里亚全家破产，我就破例一次
That poor sap looks like my son.
那个可怜的家伙看起来像我儿子
Dad, it is your son,
爸，他就是你儿子，
and I think I know him well enough
而且我想我足够了解他
to get our money back. Let's find out.
能把我们的钱赢回来 我们拭目以待
Damn, every time I think I'm out,
该死，每次我以为我出坑了，
they reel me back in.
他们又把我拉回来
I'm betting my uncle Poseidon's favorite dolphin!
我押我叔叔波塞冬最喜欢的海豚！
Do not ask me why it's his favorite.
别问我为什么是它最喜欢的
What do you think about these conditions?
你觉得这条件怎么样？
You don't think today might be a bad day to set off?
你不觉得今天可能不是出发的好日子吗？
- Huh? In what way? - Weather's not the best.
- 哈？哪方面？ - 天气不太好
Water looks especially wet today,
今天的水看起来特别湿，
and we're basically surrounded by sharks.
而且我们基本上被鲨鱼包围了
They say the big ones are the most aggressive.
他们说大个的攻击性最强
Oh, that dude isn't leaving the dock. No way.
哦，那家伙绝对不会离开码头 不可能
Well, of course he's not leaving the dock,
当然他不会离开码头，
but what's his final excuse gonna be?
但他最后的借口会是什么？
My money's on "bad knee."
我赌是“膝盖不好”
Guys are always talking about bad knees.
男人总是谈论膝盖不好
Hippo, I've got a strong feeling about this.
海马，我对此有强烈的预感
Whatever the excuse is, it will be genital-related.
不管借口是什么，肯定跟生殖器有关
Dad! I know Ty better than you.
爸！我比你了解泰
Let me concentrate.
让我专心
Even though he's really good at it,
尽管他很擅长，
Ty hates failing,
但泰讨厌失败，
but Stupe is there, and that works for us
但Stupe 在那，这对我们有利
because Ty will want to appear strong,
因为泰会想表现得强大，
and sure, he'll probably die out in the water
而且，他很可能会死在海上
after saying something dumb
在说了些蠢话之后，
like, "Upward, onward, and all aboard,"
比如，“向上，向前，全体登船”，
but Ty needs to win, so...
但泰需要赢，所以…
Ty's leaving that dock.
泰会离开那个码头
Upward, onward, downward, sideward, and away we go.
向上，向前，向下，向旁，我们出发
Doo-doo-doo.
嘟-嘟-嘟
Hmm, I was close.
嗯，我猜得差不多
Give us a push, Stupe. Aye-aye, Captain.
推我们一把，Stupe 遵命，船长
All right.
好的
Gonna be a long night.
这将是个漫长的夜晚
We hit big when Ty didn't throw up,
泰没吐的时候我们赢了一大笔，
took a small loss on not stubbing his toe,
他没踢到脚趾让我们小输了一点，
but made it back
但又赢回来了
on him not hitting a big wave while picking his nose,
赌他挖鼻孔时没撞上大浪，
which shoves his finger into his brain.
导致手指插进大脑
Would have paid huge!
那个赔率本来会很高！
Let's put it all on agonizing shin splint
我们把赌注都押在“胫骨剧痛”上，
he relieves the pain of with self-pleasure.
然后他通过自我安慰来缓解疼痛
Dad, no.
爸，不要
We make small, realistic bets,
我们下小额、现实的赌注，
play the probabilities, and manage the risk.
根据概率来玩，管理风险
That's how we chip away at this debt.
这样我们才能一点点还清这笔债
Like, for example, he's got to tie off that rudder,
比如，他得把那个舵绑好，
but that rope looks pretty gnarly,
但那根绳子看起来很粗糙，
so I'm gonna play the odds on rope burn.
所以我要赌绳子会磨伤手
Ow! You first got to invent something to protect hands.
嗷！你得先发明能保护手的东西
This can't go on.
这不能再继续下去了
Bingo! And hand pants is brilliant.
答对了！而且“手裤”这个主意太棒了
Note to self, invent hand pants.
备忘：发明手裤
You're pretty good at this, huh?
你还挺擅长这个的，哈？
Just simple odds. And betting without emotion.
就是简单的概率 和不带感情的下注
Sure. It's easy when the stakes are so low.
当然 赌注这么小的时候很容易
Oh, there it is. Yeah, trying to suck me
哦，来了 是啊，想引诱我
into a bigger bet is not gonna work. Sorry.
下更大的赌注是行不通的 抱歉
I was trying to suck you into more fun, but whatever.
我是想引诱你玩得更开心，但随便吧
I'm also not worried about being perceived
我也不担心被看作
as a stick in the mud.
一个扫兴的家伙
Oh, so you're just chicken.
哦，所以你就是个胆小鬼
Nobody calls me a chicken!
没人能叫我胆小鬼！
Ah, his old weakness, which he's always had.
啊，他一贯的老毛病，一直都有
All in on Ty making it to that island.
全部押在泰能到达那座岛上
Hippo, you said realistic bets.
海马，你说过下现实的赌注
Well, how about something like "Ty eats falafel"?
那，不如赌点像“泰吃沙拉三明治”之类的？
Ty's committed to this,
泰对这件事很执着，
and when something is important to Ty,
而当某件事对泰很重要时，
he'll move mountains to get it. I hope.
他会移山填海去完成它 我希望如此
Then I'll put something on "Ty moves a mountain."
那我就押点“泰会移山”
Dad... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your horses.
爸… 哇，哇，哇 慢着点
Sexually.
用性方面的方式
Ah, it's nice to see fellow sailors.
啊，很高兴见到同行的水手
Makes you feel less alone out on the open seas.
让在茫茫大海上的人感觉不那么孤单
You have supplies in this houseboat, correct?
你这艘船屋里有补给，对吧？
Correct.
没错
Would any of those supplies
那些补给里有没有
happen to be a trained navy?
训练有素的海军？
Aside from me.
除了我之外
I've got a bottle opener that's shaped like a lobster.
我有个龙虾形状的开瓶器
Okay, well, I'm gonna stretch,
好吧，那我要拉伸一下了，
because that ship full of pirates
因为那艘满是海盗的船
is definitely gonna try to kill us.
肯定会想杀了我们
Pirates? Pirates?
海盗？海盗？
There's no pirates in that part of the sea.
那片海域没有海盗
I know, right?
我知道，对吧？
Crazy.
真疯狂
Hope your guy can get through this one.
希望你的小伙子能挺过这一关
They won't kill him with Stupe there.
有Stupe 在，他们不会杀他的
Falling overboard while trying to stab a guy
赌他想用龙虾开瓶器刺人的时候
with his lobster bottle opener is tempting.
掉下船，这赌注很诱人
Everyone! Place your bets.
各位！下注了
Okay, OK!
好的，好的！
I'm going for "gets kidnapped, makes friends with a parrot,
我押“被绑架，和一只鹦鹉交上朋友，
"everyone gets so annoyed hearing them talk to each other,
“每个人都受不了听他们俩聊天，
"they give him back."
“就把他送回来了 ”
Excuse you?
借过一下？
Ahoy!
啊嘿！
Ahoy! Dreaded Captain Blobbo here
啊嘿！我是恐怖的斑点船长，
to do the typical pirate stuff.
来干点海盗的常规活儿
Take your things, sink your boat.
拿走你们的东西，凿沉你们的船
This is rum, you get it.
这是朗姆酒，你懂的
Mr. Blobbo, captain to captain,
斑点先生，船长对船长，
this is my first time out in this boat,
这是我第一次开这艘船出海，
so could you possibly come back another time?
所以你能不能下次再来？
This journey is really important to me.
这次航行对我真的很重要
Give me!
给我！
My lobster!
我的龙虾！
Thanks.
谢谢
I deserve that!
我活该！
Go and sail us out of here
去开船带我们离开这里，
while I kick some bony pirate ass.
我去教训这些骷髅海盗
Aw, man, she noticed.
哦，天，她注意到了
Ah!
啊！
I bet those muscles sink!
我赌那些肌肉会沉下去！
Toss her overboard!
把她扔下船！
Hey, you guys like booty?
嘿，你们喜欢“宝藏”吗？
That's kind of your whole thing, right?
那是你们的拿手好戏，对吧？
Booty? We love booty!
宝藏？我们爱宝藏！
Whoa.
哇哦
Looks like you don't know him
看来你并不像
as well as you thought.
你想象中那么了解他
You win some, you lose some.
有赢就有输
That's what makes gambling fun.
这就是赌博的乐趣
You think the losing part is fun?
你觉得输的部分也有趣？
Oh, like you've never got off from being punished.
哦，说得好像你没从被惩罚中获得过快感一样
Yeah, the psychology of this addiction is nuts!
是啊，这种成瘾的心理学真是疯狂！
Maybe if I lose enough of my uncle's stuff,
也许如果我把我叔叔的东西输得够多，
he'll, like, you know, pay attention to me.
他就会，你知道，关注我一下
Wait, isn't it weird
等等，这不奇怪吗
that as soon as we locked in our bet
我们刚下好赌注
for Ty to make it to the island, pirates showed up?
赌泰能到那座岛，海盗就出现了？
Must be pirate season.
肯定是海盗季
That's not a thing! I think she's cheating.
没这回事！我觉得她在作弊
Yeah, of course she's cheating.
是啊，她当然在作弊
But I wouldn't say anything if I were you.
但如果我是你，我什么都不会说
I once accused her of cheating, and this happened.
我曾经指控她作弊，然后就发生了这个
What happened?
发生了什么？
Used to have a second head.
我曾经有两个头
The guy was a real jerk,
那家伙是个十足的混蛋，
but I loved him like a brother who is also myself.
但我爱他如同兄弟，也是我自己
Leave it to Athena to ruin the opportunity
让雅典娜毁掉一次健康三人行的机会，
for a wholesome threesome.
真是可惜
I don't like this. Ty got lucky with those pirates,
我不喜欢这样 泰对付那些海盗是运气好，
but she'll kill him for that money.
但她会为了那些钱杀了他
That sounds bad when you describe it that way.
你这么一说听起来很糟糕
I'm describing it the way it is.
我只是在描述事实
Ah, yes, that's why it sounds so bad.
啊，是的，所以听起来才那么糟糕
But how do we beat a goddess?
但我们怎么打败一个女神？
We know a goddess, too.
我们也认识一个女神
No, we are not telling your mother.
不，我们不能告诉你妈
Why? Because she'd fly into a rage?
为什么？因为她会勃然大怒？
Yes. Thank you, stranger.
是的 谢谢你，陌生人
Deliria? Mom!
德利里亚？妈！
But I thought you were at the spa.
但我以为你在水疗馆
This place has a spa.
这地方有水疗馆
Never been, but it's got one.
从没去过，但确实有
Athena's always up to some little scheme,
雅典娜总是搞些小把戏，
and I intend to bankrupt this one.
而我打算让这次的把戏破产
Also, I'm a slut for roulette.
而且，我玩轮盘赌根本停不下来
You're not mad I've been hiding
你不生气我一直瞒着
a debilitating gambling problem?
一个严重的赌博问题？
Oh, Shlub, please. It's adorable!
哦，傻老波，拜托 这太可爱了！
Like when a baby tries a lemon for the first time
就像婴儿第一次尝柠檬
but keeps taking bites.
却还不停地咬一样
Why didn't you help us out sooner?
你为什么不早点帮我们？
Because I was busy playing roulette in disguise,
因为我正忙着伪装玩轮盘赌，
quietly snapping up all of Athena's bracelets.
悄悄地赢走雅典娜所有的手镯
But now it's time for Momma to take out her teat.
但现在，是老娘我该露一手了
I am so aroused, I can hardly...
我兴奋得都快……
Ah! There it is after all.
啊！结果还是来了
Goddess Queen Deliria.
女神女王德利里亚
I know you've been coming in secret for the past few months.
我知道过去几个月你一直偷偷来
I could smell your cheap perfume.
我能闻到你那廉价香水的味道
Just had to see my dear friend's new gig.
只是想来看看我亲爱的朋友的新营生
Bit of a downgrade from being the god of war.
跟战神比起来，这工作有点掉价啊
Anything can be a war, bitch.
任何事都可以是战争，贱人
Then grab a white flag,
那就举起白旗吧，
because my children will make it to that island.
因为我的孩子们会到达那座岛
No, Mom. You got to fight Athena.
不，妈 你得跟雅典娜打
Do magic. Emulate the concept of caring. Anything!
用魔法 模仿一下“关爱”这个概念 什么都行！
But then I wouldn't be beating her
但那样的话，我就不是
at her own game.
在她的游戏里打败她了
Deal me in.
给我发牌
So, what do we all promise?
所以，我们都保证什么？
No more pirating.
不再当海盗
Can we do a little bit of pirating?
我们可以当一点点海盗吗？
No. What about during pirate season?
不行 那海盗季的时候呢？
That's not a thing.
没这回事
And make sure you thank this nice boat
还有，要确保你们感谢这艘好船
of vacationing bankers
上的度假银行家们，
who have agreed to take you to the nearest port.
他们同意带你们去最近的港口
I got to admit, you're pretty good
我得承认，你挺厉害的，
on the high seas.
在公海上
All it takes is motivation.
只要有动力就行
Ty! Oh, no.
泰！哦，不
I'm not saying anyone who doesn't make it
我不是说任何没能成功的人
on the high seas isn't motivated enough.
在公海上是动力不足
I'm just... No! Ty! Look!
我只是…… 不！泰！看！
A storm?
暴风雨？
Oh, bummer.
哦，真倒霉
I kind of liked Ty.
我还挺喜欢泰的
He had good taste in music.
他的音乐品味不错
Not a bummer at all.
一点也不倒霉
Finally some excitement.
终于有点刺激的了
And he has terrible taste in music.
而且他的音乐品味很差
Do you two not care that your children
你们俩难道不关心你们的孩子
are about to die?
快要死了吗？
Do you not care that your mother
你难道不关心你妈
was about to die of boredom?
快要无聊死了吗？
This is real, Mom.
妈，这是真的
If Athena keeps winning, she's going to get the city.
如果雅典娜一直赢，她会得到这座城市
And then it's bye-bye, Goddess Queen.
然后就得跟女神女王说再见了
Stupe, my silly little fantasy
Stupe，我那愚蠢的小幻想
is going to get us both drowned.
会让我们俩都淹死的
It could be worse. See?
可能会更糟 看？
This boat is too strong for me.
这艘船对我来说太强了
I'll place it over here near this island.
我把它放在这座岛附近吧
We made it?
我们到了？
What a turn of luck. Interesting.
运气真好 有意思
The Kraken doesn't live in that part of the sea.
北海巨妖不住在那片海域
Almost as interesting
几乎和
as a sudden storm in the middle of summer.
夏天突如其来的暴风雨一样有意思
And if you ever mess with my family again,
如果你再敢惹我的家人，
you'll be found in a very interesting way.
你的死状会非常有意思
Goodbye.
再见
Finally.
终于
One final bet.
最后一局
Your son is heading up that mountain
你儿子正上那座山
to pick some dumb flower.
去摘什么傻花
If he succeeds, I'll give you Athens.
如果他成功了，我把雅典给你
And if he fails, I'm Goddess Queen of Krapopolis.
如果他失败了，我就是烂人邦的女神女王
Double your cities.
赌注加倍，两座城市
Nope. Nice try. But we're done here.
不行 想得美 我们到此为止了
You know what's better than a vacation home?
你知道什么比度假屋更好吗？
A vacation city.
一个度假城市
What? No! Are you serious?
什么？不！你认真的吗？
We're in. We're in.
我们赌了 我们赌了
You're really bad parents.
你们真是糟糕的父母
Ty, you told me how important this is to you.
泰，你告诉过我这事对你多重要
And I'd be a bad sister
如果我让你现在停下，
if I let you stop now.
我就是个坏姐姐
But what if I can't do it?
但如果我做不到呢？
When you said you were gonna sail today,
当你说你今天要去航海时，
I thought I was going to have to plan your funeral.
我以为我得给你筹办葬礼了
But you proved me wrong.
但你证明我错了
And as mad as being wrong makes me,
虽然犯错让我很生气，
it would make me even madder if you quit.
但如果你放弃，会让我更生气
And I hate getting madder.
我讨厌变得更生气
It makes me so much more mad!
这会让我气上加气！
I don't know if you were pumping me up
我不知道你是在给我打气
or threatening me, but it worked.
还是在威胁我，但很有效
Thanks, Stupe. I'm getting that flower.
谢谢，Stupe 我要去摘那朵花了
And shortly after, Viscera's respect.
然后很快，得到维瑟拉的尊重
Great! I'll just toss you up there.
太好了！我直接把你扔上去
Thanks. What are you gonna do?
谢谢 你准备干嘛？
I don't know. I guess I could use a little break.
我不知道 我想我可以休息一下
Maybe chum the water. Fight a shark.
也许在水里撒点鱼饵 跟鲨鱼打一架
Fun. Now, when you said
好玩 那么，当你说
"toss me up there," did you mean...
“把我扔上去”时，你的意思是……
Ah!
啊！
Oh! Damn it!
哦！该死！
What are we doing here, Mom?
我们在这儿干嘛呢，妈？
Bees!
蜜蜂！
Cute. I thought so.
可爱 我也是这么想的
A hive of butterflies.
一群蝴蝶
OK...
好的…
He's almost there.
他快到了
I can't wait to use your city as a junk drawer.
我等不及要把你的城市当杂物抽屉用了
Ah!
啊！
Come on, Ty. What's he going to do?
加油，泰 他要做什么？
Huh?
哈？
I know you gods are up to something,
我知道你们这些神在搞鬼，
and I refuse to be part of it.
我拒绝参与
The pirates, the kraken, that very helpful snake,
海盗，北海巨妖，那条很有帮助的蛇，
the fart that turned out to be a little more than just a fart.
那个结果不只是个屁的屁
I did this for my own reasons
我做这些是出于我自己的原因，
and, as such, I can also not do it for my own reasons.
因此，我也可以出于我自己的原因而不做
Good-bye.
再见
Oh, what the hell?
哦，搞什么鬼？
He didn't do it. I win.
他没做 我赢了
Oh, come on. He chose not to do it.
哦，拜托 他是选择不做的
We win. You all lose!
我们赢了 你们都输了！
Because we treated our own son as a puppet to make petty bets?
因为我们把自己的儿子当成下小赌注的木偶？
No! Well, yes. That, too.
不！嗯，是的 那也是
But mostly because earlier I placed this bet.
但主要是因为早些时候我下了这个赌注
I bet that Ty would figure out
我赌泰会发现
that you all were messing with him
你们都在耍他
and do something pointless and crazy.
然后做些毫无意义又疯狂的事
Whoa. The odds on that one.
哇哦 那个的赔率
Yep. I know, my brother.
是的 我知道，我哥们
That's why I picked him in the first place.
所以我一开始就选了他
Athena, time to cash out.
雅典娜，该兑现了
I'm only honoring this because I want Shlub
我只认这笔账是因为我想让傻老波
to come back and destroy your lives again.
再回来毁掉你们的生活
Fat chance, cheater.
想得美，骗子
Did I mention high rollers
我有没有提过豪赌客
get two free tickets to the buffet?
可以得到两张免费的自助餐券？
There's lobster tail.
有龙虾尾
Well, I'm in.
好吧，我加入
After all, we're rich now.
毕竟，我们现在有钱了
Did you just say we?
你刚才说我们？
Congrats, Ty. You're a real sailor.
恭喜，泰 你是个真正的水手了
No, I'm not.
不，我不是
All I did was get batted around by gods,
我做的只是被神们玩弄，
and I didn't even get the flower.
而且我连花都没拿到
Batted around by gods
被神们玩弄
is what sailing's all about.
就是航海的全部意义
And as for the flower...
至于那朵花…
You picked me one? Yeah.
你帮我摘了一朵？是啊
While you were making your way down the mountain,
在你下山的时候，
I went up and grabbed it for you.
我上去帮你摘了
Lot easier to climb that thing
爬那东西容易多了，
when stuff isn't turning into each other
当东西不会变来变去
all willy-nilly-nilly-willy-dilly.
全都乱七八糟的时候
And if you're me, obviously. Thanks, Stupe.
而且当然，如果你是我 谢谢，Stupe
Ty. Viscera.
泰 维瑟拉
Is this you?
是你吗？
What?
什么？
Just a standard thing sailors say.
就是水手们的标准说法
Is this you?
是你吗？
Sailor stuff.
水手的事
So, how did it go? Ah, it was nothing.
所以，进行得怎么样？啊，没什么
Pirates, storm, kraken, the uzhe.
海盗、风暴、北海巨妖，老一套了
And I did it all for this.
我做这一切都是为了这个
Is that a Gavdos flower?
那是加夫多斯之花吗？
Yes. And I want you to have it.
是的 我希望你收下
No. Seriously?
不 真的吗？
Aw, thanks, friend.
噢，谢谢你，朋友
Enjoy the kebab.
烤肉串慢慢享用
Friend. Could be worse.
朋友 也可能更糟
I have sex with a lot of my friends.
我跟我的很多朋友都上床
And a lot of my enemies.
还有很多我的敌人
I'm doing all right.
我过得还不错
Come here often?
常来吗？
Oh, definitely.
哦，当然
Though I don't want everyone to know.
虽然我不想让所有人都知道
I like to keep a low profile.
我喜欢保持低调
Oh, yes. I can do that.
哦，是的 我能做到
Hmm. I'm going to grab us some drinks.
嗯 我去给我们拿点喝的
Care to watch my stack?
介意帮我看一下筹码吗？
I would be honored.
我的荣幸
Ooh, you dirty devil.
哦，你这个坏家伙
Mm-mm-mm.
嗯-嗯-嗯
You're a lucky man, Shlub.
你真是个幸运的男人，傻老波
Can I get you a drink?
要我给你拿杯喝的吗？
No, thank you. My wife is grabbing some.
不，谢谢 我妻子正在拿
I beg your pardon?
恕我直言？
You don't think we're getting too complicated
你不觉得 我们的这些小性爱游戏
with these little sex games, do you?
变得太复杂了吗？
Hey, less talking, more...
嘿，少说话，多……
Did you get any of that?
你听懂了吗？
Bento.
便当