每个人的一生中 都会有这样的时刻 他会问自己... There comes a time in every man's life when he asks himself...
(纽约州 布法罗市)
“这是我应该过的生活吗?” "Am I living the life I should be?"
“或者我能做更伟大的事吗?” "Or am I capable of something greater?"
“现在我能改变我的生活 "Is there a change that I can make in my life right now
成为更好的自己吗? to become the best version of myself?
我想成为谁?” Who do I wanna be?"
我想要什么样的生活? What is the life that I wanna have?
我想以何种面目示人呢? What is the face that I wanna present to the world?
这些都是让你夜不能寐的问题 These are the kinds of questions that keep you up at night.
当你驾驶着像这样的高性能汽车时 And when you're behind the wheel of a high-performance automobile like this,
没人会问那些问题 no one asks those questions.
他们知道你是个大人物 They know you are that guy.
你拥有了想要的生活 You have that life.
也许我该找一台没这么酷炫的车 Maybe I should look for something less cool.
我能说实话吗? Can I be honest?
那是你前妻说的话 That's your ex talking.
我们得让你重拾信心 We gotta get your confidence back.
如果说我学到了什么 If there's one thing I've learned,
那就是 要成为 你一直想成为的那个人 永远都不算晚 it is never too late to become the man that you've always wanted to be.
丹 真不知道你是怎么做到的 Dan! I don't know how you do it.
像他这样的家伙 居然给自己买了台兰博基尼 Guy looks like he just got himself a Lambo.
嘿 甲之砒霜 乙之蜜糖 Hey, one man's lemon is another man's lemonade.
他只是需要点鼓励 He just needed a squeeze.
你又获得了月度最佳销售员称号 Well, it's earned you Salesman of the Month again.
太棒了 Nice!
嘿 黛比 你能帮丹拍张照片 放到网站上吗? Hey, Deb. Can you take a photo of Dan for the website, please?
你知道吗?我其实...抱歉 我得回家了 You know what? I actually-- I'm sorry, I gotta get home.
- 今天是我的结婚纪念日 - 得了吧 丹 你每次都这样 - It's my anniversary. - Oh, come on, Dan. You do this every time.
把称号给哈尔吧 Give it to Hal.
嗨 失败者们 What's up, losers?
哈尔 我跟你说过多少次 不要在停车场里这样开车了? Hal, how many times have I told you about driving on the lot like that?
豪尔赫 汽车就像小妞 总想要跑快点 Cars are like chicks, Jorge. They wanna go fast.
你的拉链开了 Your fly's open.
丹...拜托 不要让我把称号给这个家伙 Dan-- Come on. Don't make me give it to this guy.
好啦 他刚整完牙齿 Oh, come on. I mean, he's just got his teeth done.
哈尔 去争取 Go get 'em, Hal.
...路...家... ...road ...home...
嗨 丹 Hey, Dan.
嗨 奥弗梅耶太太 Hi, Mrs. Overmeyer.
嗨 丹尼尔 Hey, Daniel.
...布法罗 ...Buffalo
- 嗨 鲍尔 - 嗨 - Hey, Beau. - Hey!
(摩根家的一周 周三 墨西哥卷饼夜)
尼娜 我早就跟你说了 斯坦福大学是限制性提前申请院校 I told you already, Nina. Stanford is restrictive early action.
现在申请南艾奥瓦大学 会把一切都搞砸的 If you apply to Iowa now, you could mess it all up.
我心理有数 I know what I'm doing.
是吗?我看完全不像 Do you? It certainly doesn't look like it from here.
- 结婚周年快乐 - 亲爱的 - Happy anniversary! - Aw, baby.
- 你居然记得 - 嘿 你以为我忘了 - You remembered. - Hey. You thought I forgot.
你能告诉尼娜我们是不会支付她学费 让她跟着特雷弗去南艾奥瓦大学吗? Can you please tell Nina that we're not paying for her to follow Trevor to Iowa?
别那样叫他的名字 Don't say his name like that.
- 哪样了? - 拜托 - Like what? - Come on.
马克斯 在吃豆豆呢 Max! Crushing the peas.
真是乖孩子 That's a good boy.
嘿 老兄 Hey, buddy.
今天过得怎么样? How was your day?
这个周末有什么安排吗? You got any plans this weekend?
别这样 我们一起去院子里投几个球 Come on. We'll go in the yard, throw a few pitches,
看看你体力如何 see if you got any gas left in this cannon.
一起玩吧 老兄 Come on, bud.
你要去哪里? Where you going?
- 萨米尔家 - 又去? - Samir's. - Again?
是你让我戒掉游戏去交朋友的 You made me quit gaming so I'd make friends.
我让你戒掉游戏是因为整天打爆别人的头 I made you quit gaming because blowing people's heads off 24-7
不利于身心健康 isn't exactly healthy.
你今晚要照看孩子 因为今天是我们的结婚纪念日 You know, you're meant to be babysitting tonight. It's our anniversary.
什么?为什么不让她干? What? Why can't she?
- 什么 就因为我是女人? - 我不是这个意思 - What, because I'm a woman? - That is not what I'm saying.
- 你就是这个意思 - 才不是 - That's what you're saying to me. - It's not.
- 你有毛病啊? - 你说什么? - What is wrong with you? - Are you kidding?
- 特雷弗在说话? - 认真? - Is this Trevor? Who's talking now? - Really?
除了惹毛我 你就没别的事干了吗? Do you have a life other than just freaking pissing me off?
- 尼娜还是特雷弗? - 我认真的... - Is it Nina or Trevor? - I'm serious--
好了 别吵了 停止 好吗?拜托 All right. Come on. Stop it, okay? Please.
尼娜 你今晚能替一下你弟弟吗? Look, Nina. Can you cover for your brother tonight?
他终于走出房子 也许会对他有好处 It might be good for him to finally get out of the house,
你可以填写申请表 and you can work on your application.
好吧 Fine.
- 说谢谢啊 - 谢谢 - You're welcome. - Thank you.
嘿 你能... Look, can you just--
你能跟妈妈谈谈 让她别再干涉我吗? Can you talk to Mom and ask her to, like, lay off of me?
因为我是个成年女性 Because I'm a grown woman.
尼娜 我听见了 I heard that, Nina.
我会跟她说的 但说实在的 豆宝... I'll talk to her. But seriously, Beans--
- 别那样叫我 - 不是 - No, don't call me that. - No.
斯坦福新闻专业不好吗? What happened to journalism at Stanford?
- 那不是你的梦想吗? - 爸 新闻业不香了 - Wasn't that the dream? - Journalism is dead, Dad.
没错 Yeah, right.
- 是特雷弗说的 还是... - 真是的 - Is that something that Trevor said, or-- - Yeah, really.
- 他不该这么说 - 是吗?对 - He shouldn't say that. - Really? Yes.
他不该让你产生这样的念头 He shouldn't be putting ideas in your head.
- 我被洗脑了 - 天啊 宝贝 - I'm brainwashed. - My God. Honey,
我很高兴不只是我这么觉得 I am so glad it's not just me.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
- 好了 马克西 - 可以了 - All right, Maxie. - Okay.
我去哄他睡觉 I'm gonna put him to bed.
然后呢? And then?
- 我们还要这样做吗? - 还要做 - Are we still doing this? - Oh, we're doing it.
好极了 Awesome.
(斯坦福大学)
(SIU 南艾奥瓦大学)
嘿 萨米尔 Hey, Samir.
大家还好吗? Sup, y'all?
宝贝 凯利男孩回归了 Kyllboi's back, baby.
(超级诺托:凯利男孩 冲啊)
(丝绒龙虾:凯利男孩太牛了)
好了 开打吧 All right. Here we go.
来 给你们展示一下怎么打 看好了 Come on. Let me show you how it's done. Watch this.
伙计们 最后的给我 快点... Give me the last one, guys. Come on. Come on.
赢了 Boom!
太棒了 Yes!
- 天啊 凯利男孩太厉害了 - 凯利男孩太牛了 - Oh, man. Kyllboi's awesome. - Kyllboi's sick.
我们要一起进去 你们可以先上去 We're actually gonna go as a group, so you can go ahead.
好的 Oh, yeah.
- 18年了 你能相信吗? - 太疯狂了 我们一直回来 - Eighteen years. Can you believe it? - It's nuts we keep coming back here
每年如此 就为了玩旋转旋风 every year for Twisted Cyclone.
什么?不是 我是说我们已经结婚18年了 What? No. I meant 18 years married.
我以为你喜欢这个传统项目 And I thought you loved this tradition.
- 我喜欢 - 你确定? - I do! - Are you sure?
确定 I did.
只是...我不知道 你是生活极有规律的人 I just-- I don't know, you're such a creature of habit.
我很喜欢你这一点 I love that about you.
我们在周三做墨西哥卷饼... You know, we make tacos on Wednesdays--
- 大家周二都做这个 - 然后我们周四做爱 - Well, Tuesday, everybody's doing it. - And we have sex on Thursdays.
若我们能让孩子们离开家 If we can get the kids out of the house.
- 了解 - 得让他们多出去... - I know. - We gotta get them out more...
- 了解 没人... - 若想要更多时间 - I know. No one makes a better... - ...if we want more time.
比你更会做周计划了 但我不知道 ...weekly planner than you do, but I don't know.
也许我只是想更随性一些 出去旅行 Maybe I just wanna be a little bit more spontaneous and travel,
或者...好像我们老是宅在家 or-- I kind of feel like we don't really go anywhere.
我们有孩子 他们要上学 Well, I mean-- Well, we got the kids, and they got school,
他们生活有规律 还有朋友... they got routines and friends--
- 什么朋友? - 诸如此类的事 - What friends? - And just all that type of stuff.
顺便说一句 凯尔只有一个朋友 却从没请人家来家里玩过 Kyle has one friend which, by the way, he never even invites over.
是的 但他至少是个活人 Yeah, but he's a human with a pulse.
- 我认了 - 天啊 - I'll take it. - God.
- 我担心的是尼娜 - 我知道 - Nina's the one I'm worried about. - I know.
她太反对权威当局了 She's so anti-establishment.
- 她反对体制 她反对... - 反对我 - She's anti the system. She's anti-- - Anti me.
拜托 你知道这是事实 Oh, come on. You know it's true.
- 对不起 - 没有 - I'm sorry. - No.
现在不该说这个 Now's not the time.
你说得对 You're right.
现在是时候鼓足勇气 准备迎接 1998年在布法罗拿下第四名的 Now is the time to nut up and get ready for the near-death adrenaline rush
超酷过山车带来的 濒死肾上腺素激增的刺激感啦 of Buffalo's 1998 winner of the fourth-finest roller coaster.
- 我知道 太好了 - 你觉得你能行吗? - I know. It's good. - Do you think you can handle it?
你觉得我还行吗? Do you think I can still handle it?
宝贝 Baby!
- 你太疯狂了 - 你知道我爱你 - You're so crazy! - You know I love you!
- 我爱你 - 太棒了 - I love you! - Yeah!
我保证 明年我们会去别的地方庆祝 I promise, next year, we'll go somewhere else.
- 不用 我们要一直玩旋转旋风 - 不是 听我说 我不需要回到这 - No. We'll always have Twisted Cyclone. - No, look. I don't need to come back here
来记起这是我们第一次约会的地方 to remember that this is where I fell in love with you
我在这爱上了你 on our very first date,
你呕吐时我挽起你的秀发 holding your hair back while you barfed.
我还是不敢相信你居然想吻我 I still can't believe you wanted to kiss me.
我一直都想吻你 I'll always wanna kiss you.
没错 Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
你刚才拍的那张照片是我们的私人时刻 That picture you just took, it was kind of a private moment.
- 介意删掉吗? - 介意 - You mind deleting it? - Yeah, I do.
嘿 兄弟 拜托 别这样 Hey, come on, man. Don't.
不要这样 Don't do that.
嘿 别这样 删掉 Hey, come on. Take it down.
快删掉 Take it down.
看你本事 Make me.
嘿 丹 算了 我们... Hey, Dan. Leave it. Let's--
是啊 丹 听你女人的话 Yeah. Listen to your lady, Dan.
丹 你有硬汉的一面吗? Is there a tough guy in there, Dan?
你是个硬汉吗? Are you a tough guy?
嘿 告诉我 Hey, tell me.
像他这样的废物 怎么追到像你这么美的女孩? How'd a loser like him get a girl as fine as you...
可惜现在人老珠黄了 probably were?
- 再见 丹 - 再见 丹 - Bye, Dan. - Bye, Dan.
我不想让你和他打架 I didn't want you to fight him.
如果我想嫁个能打架的人 我早就找了 If I wanted to marry a brawler, I would've.
我知道你不喜欢暴力行为 I know you don't like violence.
我又不在乎他说了什么 It's not like I care what he said.
你怎么还没睡? What are you doing up?
你想让我干那件事 是吧? You want me to do the thing, huh?
等等 开始 Wait. Go.
擦一擦... Wipey, wipey.
新纪录 New record!
- 天啊 - 嘿 - Oh, shit. - Hey.
结婚纪念日要爱爱 Anniversary sex.
我醒了 I'm awake.
我完全醒了 I'm totally awake.
非常抱歉 今晚糟透了 I'm so sorry tonight was a bust.
- 我保证会补偿你的 - 没关系 - I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise. - Oh, it's okay.
没关系 It's okay.
你知道吗? You know what?
就冲着那家伙对你说的话 我真该揍他一顿 I should have kicked that guy's ass for what he said to you.
天啊 Oh, God.
亲爱的 你完全可以打倒他 You totally could've taken him, honey.
宝贝 Oh, babe.
对不起 我不应该笑的 Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed.
我们能周四做吗? Can we do this on Thursday?
我太累了 I'm so tired.
当然可以 Yeah, sure.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
记住挡住你的脸 你可不想脸被揍烂 Remember to block your faces. You don't wanna lose them.
丈夫还是男朋友? Husband or boyfriend?
十几岁的女儿 Teenage daughter.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
好了 各位 两人组队练习 Okay, guys. Partner up.
- 我们组队? - 好的 - You? - Okay.
真好 Cool.
好了 All right.
我很不擅长这个 我通常是参加扶手杠健身班的 I'm so bad at this. I usually take barre,
但我在布法罗没找到 but I couldn't find one in Buffalo.
不会 你打得很好 只要举起你的拳头就行 No, you're doing great. Just keep your fists up.
- 你家在哪? - 漂泊不定 四处为家 - Where's home? - Nowhere, everywhere.
- 我从事旅游业工作 - 听起来很不错 - I'm in the travel business. - Sounds so nice.
你是来这工作的吗? Are you here for work?
不是 我来这看我的前任 No, I'm here to see my ex.
现在交换练习 Now swap.
抱歉 我话说多了 Sorry, TMI.
没事 把气撒在沙袋上就行 Don't worry about it. Just take it out on the bag. That's what I do.
你女儿多大了? - How old is your daughter? - Seventeen.
天啊 Oh, my God.
对此我再次 I am so sorry
表示歉意 感觉怎么样了? about that again. How's it feeling?
感觉... It's--
不 没事了 有故事可说了 No, it's fine. It's a story.
我在健身房被理疗师揍了一顿 I got beat up by a physical therapist at the gym.
天啊 God.
顺便说一句 你的右勾拳很厉害 You have a mean right hook, by the way.
谢谢 Thanks.
天啊 Gosh.
好了 我们说到哪了? Okay. So, where were we?
三个孩子... Three kids...
三个孩子 是的 Three kids. Yeah.
没错 就在我以为要送一个 去上大学时 马克斯就降临了 Yeah. Just when I thought I was sending one off to college, along came Max.
好可爱... Adorable...
怎么了? What?
我不知道 有时我觉得自己有点... I don't know. Sometimes I guess I just feel like I'm a little...
怎么说呢 被困住了? I don't know, trapped?
我知道这听起来很糟糕 I know that sounds so awful.
只是我的丈夫丹 It's just that, Dan, my husband,
他是个非常棒的爸爸 I mean, he's an amazing dad, you know?
我想他只是满足于待在这里 I guess he's just so content being here.
在布法罗? In Buffalo?
天啊 不好意思 Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
- 我不是有意要... - 没事 - I didn't mean to... - No.
- 这么说的 - 这是事实 - ...say it like that. - That's true.
我们相遇时 我想去旅行 我想去看看这个世界 I mean, when we met, I wanted to travel. I wanted to see the world.
但丹是个...他就是个十足的宅男 But Dan's-- He's just a total homebody, you know?
他和我一样很顾家 我喜欢他这点 他人很好 He's so focused on the family, and I do, I love that about him. He's amazing.
我只是希望我们的生活... I just wish our lives were...
更充实 就是... bigger, you know? Just...
我明白 I get it.
抱歉 我话说多了 I'm sorry. Talk about TMI.
不会 我得去赶飞机了 像往常一样 No, I've got to catch a flight, as always.
但 听我说 如果你能说服你丈夫去旅行... But, listen. If you ever do convince your husband to travel,
(州际旅行解决方案) I promise you, I'm better at my job than I am at kickboxing.
我向你保证 相较自由搏击 我更擅长我的工作
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
好消息 Great news.
- 今天是周三半价日... - 你差不多可以穿4S码了 嗯? - Today is Half-Price Wednesday... - You're about to go to size 4S,huh?
你现在这么大个了 嗯? 马克西有多大呢? Are you so big now, huh? How big is Maxie?
这么大个 So big.
看看这大“肌肉” Look at the big muscles.
好的 稍等 Okay, hold on.
我们买这个给妈妈 还有那个 We're gonna get this for Mama. And that. And that.
你想吃冰淇淋吗? You wanna get ice cream?
没问题 我给你拿冰淇淋 Yeah, I'm gonna get you ice cream.
好吗? Yeah?
好了 就在这里 Yeah. There it is.
你想要这个吗? You want this one?
我给你拿薯条 I'll get you french fries.
该死的 Oh, shit.
哥们儿 抱歉了 I'm so sorry about this, pal.
不是吧? Really?
嘿 混蛋 Hey, asshole.
至少让我把孩子放下来 At least let me put my kid down.
该死的 Oh, shit.
- 丹尼尔 - 奥弗梅耶太太 很抱歉 - Daniel. - I'm so sorry, Mrs. Overmeyer.
糟糕 Uh-oh.
天啊 Oh, my God!
嘿 Hey!
我跟你说了 让我先把孩子放下来 I told you to let me put my kid down!
我拿到了 I got 'em.
清洁组 请去3号过道 Cleaning team to aisle three, please.
弄乱了 抱歉 Sorry about the mess.
谢谢光临无敌新鲜超市 Thank you for shopping at Fresh, Fresh, Fresh.
抓紧 Hold on.
嗨 鲍尔 Hey, Beau.
- 嗨 丹 - 祝你度过愉快的一天 - Hey, Dan. - Have a good one.
好了 All right.
(姓氏:摩根 名字:凯尔)
该死的 护照都过期了 Shit. The passports are out of date.
(公主)
马克西 从现在起 爸爸要用现金付款了 From here on in, Daddy's paying in cash, Maxie.
喂? Hello?
嘿 别挂断 Hey, don't hang up.
你怎么还活着? How are you still alive?
是的 我也很高兴听到你的声音 Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice too.
听着 我需要新的身份 我暴露了 给我准备全套身份证件 Look, I need new identities. I'm burned. Full packets.
我、我妻子和三个孩子 Me, my wife, and three kids.
三个?这是怎么回事? Three? How did that happen?
奥吉 现在是真要我解释交配的事 Do I really need to explain the birds and the bees right now, Augie,
还是谈谈正事? or can we talk business?
天啊 Oh, God.
你居然敢联系我 You've got some nerve calling me.
麦卡弗瑞满世界的在找你 McCaffrey scorched the earth looking for you.
是的 看来他找到我了 Yep. Looks like he's found me.
- 怎么找到的? - 不知 - How? - I don't know.
我猜是通过社交媒体吧 Social media, I guess.
你这个笨蛋 You idiot.
之前我不得不放弃我的生活 I had to leave my life behind.
现在我被困在亚利桑那州的坦佩 给有权的混蛋大学生伪造身份证 Now I'm stuck in Tempe, Arizona, making fake IDs for entitled college pricks.
- 我要离开吗? - 不用 你可以留下来 - Should I go? - Oh, no. You can stay.
但考虑到你不想让自己看起来像在上大学 But given you're trying to look like you're not in college,
也许可以脱掉连帽衫? maybe try losing the hoodie?
听着 我会付你五十万现金 Look, I'll pay you a half a million in cash.
你可以给多莉丝在那些养老社区买间公寓 And you get Doris a condo in one of those retirement places.
那些地方有高尔夫球车 美酒和芝士的欢乐时光 You know, the ones with the golf carts, the wine and cheese happy hour,
还有6点钟麻将可以打 mah-jongg at six o'clock?
别把我妈扯进来 Leave my mom out of this.
- 她一定会喜欢的 - 我能以两倍的价格出卖你 - She'll love it. - I can sell you out for twice that.
18年了 你都没这么做 Well, you haven't in 18 years.
三天后维加斯见 Meet me in Vegas in three days.
(亚利桑那州立大学)
我上路后会给你时间和地点 I'll give you a time and a place once I'm on the road.
维加斯?为什么去维加斯? Vegas? Why Vegas?
我不能告诉妻子 要带她去亚利桑那州的坦佩度假 I can't tell my wife I'm taking her on vacation to Tempe, Arizona.
维加斯 能说服她 Vegas, I can sell.
你没告诉他们吗?你疯了吗? You haven't told them? Are you mental?
你以为这很容易吗?我该怎么做? What, do you think it's that easy? What am I meant to do?
让他们坐下 吃着法式吐司听我说整个故事? Sit them down and tell them the whole story over French toast?
嘿 孩子们 你们知道吗? 递一下枫糖浆 对了 Oh, hey, kids. You know what? Pass the maple syrup. By the way,
你爸爸以前是个政府杀手 your dad was a government assassin.
等我安全上路了 我会告诉他们 奥吉 三天后见 I'll tell them when I'm on the road and safe. Three days, Augie.
国际象棋俱乐部 Chess club.
好了 走吧 All right, come on.
尼娜在哪里? Where's Nina?
尼娜不再是编辑了 她退出了 Nina's not the editor anymore. She quit.
什么?什么时候? What? When?
三个月前 Three months ago.
她现在在哪? So, where is she now?
我不知道 I don't know.
好的 听我说 All right, look.
你告诉我尼娜最有可能在哪 我就给你50美金 I'll give you 50 bucks for your best guess of where Nina is.
我是记者 不会泄露他人位置 I'm a journalist. I don't give people up.
100美金 100.
去露天看台下面找找 Try under the bleachers.
和我想的一样 That's what I thought.
我的大学申请论文是关于 大学如何宣传系统性种族主义的 I wrote my college essay on how universities propagate systemic racism,
但被我妈否定了 and my mom shot it down.
我说:“拜托 I was like, "Hello,
这样才会有所改变” that's how change happens."
她说:“不行 这样会导致你去社区大学” And she goes, "No, that's how community college happens."
尼娜 Nina.
爸 你来这干吗? Dad, what are you doing here?
这里是安全空间 他不能就这么进来 This is a safe space. He can't just come in here.
你爸好性感 Your dad's hot.
好了 凯莉 有点恶心 Okay, Kelly. That's gross.
你本该在开编辑会议的 You're meant to be in an editorial meeting.
是的 我刚才在开 Yeah, I am. I was.
- 我... - 你三个月前就退出了 - I-- - You quit three months ago.
你怎么能这样做? 你这么努力学习才当上编辑 How could you do that? You worked so hard to become editor.
- 你连我写的东西都不看 - 我当然看了 - You don't even read my stuff. - Of course I do.
- 我一直都看 - 是的 胡说 - I always do. - Yeah. Bullshit.
我没时间跟你争这个 国际象棋俱乐部在哪? You know what? I don't have time for this. Where's the chess club?
- 我们得找你弟 - 不先告诉我发生了什么事? - We need to find your brother. - Can't you tell me what's going on?
没什么事 我给大家准备了惊喜 好吗? Nothing. I have a surprise for the family, okay?
- 什么惊喜? - 国际象棋俱乐部在哪? - What's the surprise? - Where is the chess club?
在数学楼里 It's in the math building.
谢谢 凯莉 Thank you, Kelly.
- 爸 等等 - 又怎么了? - Dad, wait. - What now?
他不在那 He's not there.
待在车里 Stay in the car.
不行 绝对不行 我不想错过 Oh, no. Forget it. I am not missing this.
- 错过什么? - 没什么 - Missing what? - Nothing.
快上... Go, go, go, go, go.
(凯利男孩)
(尼娜 大块头 老爸雷霆震怒了)
- 该死的 - 你是萨米尔吗? - Shit. - Are you Samir?
- 是的 - 我是凯尔的爸爸 他在这里吗? - Yeah. - I'm Kyle's dad. Is he here?
你没去国际象棋俱乐部? What happened to chess club?
今天取消了 It was canceled today.
- 对吧 萨米尔? - 你付钱不是让我撒谎的 - Right, Samir? - You don't pay me to lie.
- 你给他钱? - 没有 我... - You pay him? - No, I--
你不必...这... You don't need to-- It's--
- 我可以解释 - 上车 - I can explain. - Get in the car.
- 我... - 上车 - I-- - Get in the car.
现在就走 Let's go now.
叛徒 Traitor.
- 巨大的惊喜是什么? - 我们要去旅行 - So, what's the big surprise? - We're going on a trip.
其实我这周末有安排 所以 我... I actually have plans this weekend, so I--
你们俩都被禁足了 You're very grounded, both of you.
听着 我们上楼去接你们的妈妈 Look, we're going up there to get your mom.
你们俩要向她表现出 对这次旅行的兴奋之情 You two are gonna show her nothing but excitement for this trip,
否则我要告诉她你们一直在骗我们 or I'm gonna tell her that you've been lying to us,
你们知道后果会如何 and you know how that's gonna go down.
我们到底要去哪里? Where are we even going?
维加斯? Vegas?
- 我们今天要去拉斯维加斯? - 你说你想... - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted...
- 现在? - 更随性些 - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous.
我明白 豪尔赫说我可以请几天假 I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off.
豪尔赫是周二... Is Jorge the one that does...
- 做水疗的那个吗? - 不是的 凯斯勒太太 豪尔赫是丹的上司 - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss.
- 丹要给我做水疗吗? - 不是的 凯斯勒太太 - Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? - No, Mrs. Kessler.
今天不用做按摩 There's no massages today.
不 孩子们有个长周末 他们都很兴奋 是吧? No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys?
伙计们 告诉妈妈 你们对这次旅行感到多兴奋 Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip.
- 太棒了 - 太兴奋了 - Yes! - So pumped.
丹 我们不能就这么离开前往维加斯 Dan, we can't just up and go to Vegas.
我的意思是...为什么去维加斯? I mean-- And why Vegas?
我知道那里不是欧洲 但那里有威尼斯和埃菲尔铁塔 I know it's not Europe, but there's a Venice and an Eiffel Tower.
我敢打赌我们一定能 在最后一刻弄到阿黛尔的票 You know what? I bet you we can get last-minute Adele tickets.
- 你喜欢阿黛尔 - 是你喜欢 - You love Adele. - You love Adele.
我当然喜欢阿黛尔 谁会不喜欢呢? Of course I love Adele. Who doesn't love Adele?
- 我喜欢阿黛尔 - 大家都喜欢阿黛尔 - I love Adele. - Everybody loves Adele.
她有一副天使般的嗓音 She's got the voice of a freaking angel.
好啦 杰茜 你为什么不想去呢? Come on, Jess. What is holding us back?
你是谁?我都不认识你了 Who are you? I mean, I don't even recognize you.
你会爱上他的 他在床上很疯狂 Well, you're gonna love him. He's crazy in bed.
你确定今天不是周二吗? Are you sure it's not Tuesday?
你应该休息一下 我觉得旅行对我们全家都有好处 You deserve a break. And I think this could be really good for us as a family.
我们要开车去吗? And we're driving there?
公路旅行的家庭凝聚力最强了 Well, nothing brings a family together like a road trip.
但我们现在就得走 不然该堵车了 But we gotta go now. Before the traffic gets bad.
凯斯勒太太 非常抱歉 你继续练习三角肌 好吗? And Mrs. Kessler, I'm so sorry. You keep working on those deltoids, okay?
- 谢谢 豪尔赫 - 我们的东西呢? - Thanks, Jorge. - What about our stuff?
- 我要打包行李 婴儿的东西 这... - 不用 - I mean, I need to pack, the baby. It's-- - Oh, no.
我把基本用品都打包好了 是的 我们到那后 I got all the basics packed already. Yeah. When we get there,
就用机票省下的钱 到那些高级酒店精品店疯狂购物 we're gonna use the money that we saved on flights to go all Pretty Woman
像《漂亮女人》一样... in those fancy hotel boutiques...
- 那里的气味闻着像皮革和广藿香 - 停 - ...that smell like leather and patchouli. - Stop.
猜猜看是谁没有购物预算? 你想买什么就买什么 And guess who's got no budget? You get whatever you want.
好啦 这太疯狂了 Okay. This is totally crazy.
- 丹 这太疯狂了 - 我知道 很疯狂 - Dan, this is crazy. - I know. It's crazy.
- 天啊 - 我们要疯了 - Oh, my God. - We're gonna get crazy.
我们要去维加斯了 We're going to Vegas!
我们有零食吗? Do we have snacks?
先开上路 Let's just get out there on the road,
然后可以停一下 去... and then we can make a stop and--
我想我还是抄近路节省点时间吧 I think I'm gonna take a shortcut. Save us a little bit of time.
什么? What?
开车... Go, go, go!
- 天啊 - 这是近路 你没走过埃尔伍德大道吗? - Shit. - It's a shortcut. You never take Elmwood?
天啊 Shit.
好了 我们出发 All right. We're off.
嘿 马克西 Hey, Maxie.
- 第一次公路旅行 - 是的 - First road trip. - Yeah.
马克斯 你兴奋吗? Max, you excited?
是乘五个小时的飞机 还是33个小时的车? Five hours on a plane, or 33 hours in a car?
我选择乘33小时的车 I choose 33 hours.
爸 Da!
亲爱的 你还记得带我的靴子 Honey, you remembered my boots!
- 是的 - 宝贝 - Yeah. - Baby!
我真不敢相信 I can't believe that.
- 天啊...爸 - 天啊 - Oh, my God. Jesus. Dad. - Jesus.
- 慢点 别飙车 - 抱歉 - Easy there, lead-foot. - Sorry about that.
我以为是松鼠或什么跳到了车前面 Think a squirrel or something jumped out in front of me.
天啊 Oh, my God.
- 你到底要把我们带去哪? - 什么?不是 亲爱的 这是近路 - Where on earth are you taking us? - What? Oh, no. This is a shortcut, honey.
你从没走过吗? You never take it?
该死的 Shit.
他在跟踪我们 He's tracking us.
没什么 Oh, nothing.
亲爱的 没事 Nothing, honey.
其实 我要停下 快速去一下车行 工作的事 You know what? Actually, I gotta stop and check something at work real quick.
- 那是哈尔吗? - 是的 他留了新胡子 - Is that Hal? - Yeah. He's got a new mustache.
- 你跟那家伙共事? - 马上就好 - You work with that guy? - It will just be a second.
我觉得右边有个服务区 I think there's a service area to the right.
好了 给我点时间 我马上回来 All right. If you guys just give me a second, I'll be right there.
- 爸 你在搞什么鬼? - 尼娜 好好说话 - Dad, what the hell? - Language, Nina.
丹 你在搞什么鬼? Dan, what the hell?
我们要开三千多公里的路 Oh, well, we're driving 2,000 miles.
我们得给车换油 检查冷却剂 We've gotta change the oil, check the coolant,
给轮胎打点气 pop a little extra air in the tires.
我不想穿越大半个沙漠 然后后悔没检查冷却剂 对吧? I'd hate to be halfway across the desert and wish we'd checked that coolant, right?
检查时 我们能不在车里吗? Can we not be in the car for it?
好了 他停下来了 就在我们前面 Okay, he's stopped. He's right ahead of us.
他应该在这的 He should be here.
嘿 大家就在上面多坚持一会儿 Hey, guys. Just hang in there for a minute.
丹? Dan?
妈妈 到了维加斯 Mom, when we're in Vegas,
- 我能去趟骇客旋风店吗? - 不行 你不能去脱衣舞俱乐部 - can I go to HyperX? - No, you're not going to a strip club.
- 那不是脱衣舞俱乐部 - 笑什么? - It's not a strip club. - Why are you laughing?
尼娜 不能赌博 You're not gambling, Nina.
- 你有假身份证吗? - 我没有 - Do you have a fake ID? - I'm not being-- No.
丹 Dan!
嘿 哈尔 车子不错 Hey, Hal. Nice wheels.
- 新车吗? - 是的 - She just come in? - Yeah.
我想飙一下车 I was thinking about opening her up a little bit.
天啊 我跟你说它想跑快点 Oh, man. I tell you what. She wants to go fast.
兄弟 车就像小妞一样 Cars are like chicks, man.
- 是的 没错 - 把它开上高速 - Yes! Right. - Get her on the freeway.
全速开跑 开了罚单 算我的 You open her up. And you get a ticket, it's on me.
找到他了 他在移动 往西走了 I got him. He's on the move. He's heading west.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys.
- 怎么了? - 准备好了 - Yes? - We're ready.
我们是去维加斯 还是就住在这里? Are we going to Vegas, or are we just gonna live up here?
我们在路上了 亲爱的 We're on our way, honey.
(布法罗)
(维加斯)
- 亲爱的 你的脚不冷吗? - 不在乎 我在度假 - Honey, aren't your feet cold? - I don't care. I am on vacation.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
我在发我们的旅行帖子 I'm posting about our trip.
嘿 我们真的要发帖子 发推特、玩抖音吗? Look, do we really need to be posting and tweeting and TikToking?
我那年代的自驾游都在互动 In my day, road trips were all about interaction.
爸 别说了 拜托 我现在不想听你说教 No, Dad. Please. I can't deal with a dad lecture right now.
你连短息都不知道怎么发 所以你的意见不算数 You literally don't even know how to text, so your opinion doesn't count.
我认真的 这个假期该关掉手机 好吗? I'm serious. This should be a device-free vacation, okay?
交出来 马上 Give them up, now.
- 什么? - 我认真的 - What? - Seriously.
- 什么? - 交上来 马上 - What? - Give it up. Now.
- 杰茜 帮下忙? - 好了 你们听到他说的了 交上来 - Jess, a little help? - Okay, you heard him. Hand 'em over.
你的也要上交 Yours too.
好了 我的也上交 大家的手机都在这 好吗?为了团结 再见 All right. Mine too. All of us, okay? Solidarity! Bye!
不要 No!
爸 不要... No, no, no. Dad.
- 你怎么可以那么做 什么鬼? - 天啊 爸 - No way you just did that. What? - Oh, my God, Dad.
我刚把我们家从科技的桎梏中解放出来了 I've just freed our family from the shackles of technology
- 我的手腕轻轻一挥 就这样 - 停车 - with a flick of my wrist. Just like that. - Stop the car.
相信我 这会让我们更亲近 等着看吧 And trust me, it's gonna bring us all closer together. Just you wait.
你疯了 You've lost your mind.
- 天啊 - 无所谓 我会给自己买个新的 - Oh, my God. - Whatever. I'll just buy myself a new one.
像你用钱买朋友一样? What, like you buy your friends?
- 听着 萨米尔是我的商业伙伴 - 没错 - Look, Samir is a business associate. - Oh, yeah.
- 看 至少他们聊天了 - 想跟爸妈说说 - Look. At least they're talking. - Do you wanna tell Mom and Dad
- 你努力创业事? - 我不在... - about all your business endeavors? - I don't give a--
随性先生 我有问题要问你 I've got a question for you, Mr. Spontaneous.
没有手机 我们怎么知道要去哪? Without our phones, how are we gonna know where we're going?
(美国汽车协会)
若是个笑话 一点都不好笑 If this is a joke, it's not funny.
没开玩笑 我们要开始 家庭公路旅行 需要地图 It's not a joke. We're going on a family road trip. We need maps.
老兄 为什么你们不直接... Dude, why don't you just, like, you know--
对啊 爸 为什么不呢? Yeah, Dad. Why?
因为他想增进家庭成员间的关系 Because he was trying to promote familial bonding
通过强制移除科技产品 through the forcible removal of technology.
我需要旅行帮助 这不就是你的工作吗? Look, I need travel help. Isn't this what you do?
很久没提供这种帮助了 Not for a long time.
你们的 目的地是哪里? What's your destination?
拉斯维加斯 Las Vegas.
如果不会给你带来太多不便的话 I'm also going to need help with some reservations,
我还需要你帮忙订房 if that's not too much of an inconvenience for you.
好的 给你 Okay. Here you go.
好了 All right.
- 我需要你提供信用卡 - 是这样 这是我的会员卡 - I'm gonna need a credit card. - You know what? Here's my membership card.
你会看到我有一些奖励积分 I think you'll see I've got a few rewards points there.
这样可办不了 That's not really how it works.
- 有点麻烦 - 我明白 - It's like a whole thing. - I get it.
也许有了这些积分 我甚至都不需要信用卡了 Maybe with all those points, I don't even need a credit card.
莱文 你觉得呢?可以了吗? What do you think, Levon? Are we good?
我们有多少积分? How many points do we have?
看来你们是白金高级钻石会员 Looks like you are platinum elite superior diamond members.
今天我很乐意帮你们 And I would love to help you today.
停下 合作并倾听 Stop, collaborate and listen
冰哥带着新发明回归 Ice is back with a brand-new invention
有什么东西紧紧地抓住了我 像鱼叉一样日夜流动 Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
它会停下吗?哟 Will it ever stop? Yo
我不知道 把灯关掉 然后...我就会发光 I don't know Turn off the lights and-- and I'll glow
极致下 我如破坏者般飙唱 To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
- 请别唱了 谁能把车门打开一下吗? - 像蜡烛一样的树木 - Please stop. Can someone unlock the car? - A chump like a candle
无敌致命 Deadly
说:“噢” Say, "Ooh."
该死的 Damn.
非常出色吧? It's pretty impressive, huh?
妈妈唱得有多好? How good is Mom?
...问题 哟 我会解决 ...problem, yo, I'll solve it
DJ打碟时 聆听那勾人的旋律 Check out the hook While the DJ revolves it
冰冰宝贝 Ice, ice, baby
大伙儿 唱起来 Come on, guys.
- 冰冰宝贝 - 什么是“冰冰宝贝”? - Ice, ice, baby - What is "ice, ice, baby"?
召集所有人 Call in everybody.
瑞典人冈瑟和斯皮罗斯 The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros.
- 我要找到他们 - 他们的卡没有使用记录 - I want 'em found. - Well, there's no hits on their cards.
一定是用了现金 Must be using cash.
我一直在追踪他们的社交账号 但目前一无所获 I've been tracking their socials, but nothing so far.
一定是把手机都关了 Must have turned their phones off.
(凯利男孩)
嘿 他的孩子是个 名叫“凯利男孩”的游戏玩家 Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi.
他玩得相当不错 He's pretty good.
盯着道路 找到那辆面包车 Get eyes on the road, and find that minivan.
没问题 老大 You got it, boss.
在不让家人知道自己秘密的情况下 他很难换车的 Be tough for him to switch cars without tipping off the family.
- 你为何觉得他们不知道? - 他们还和他在一起 - What makes you think they don't know? - They're still with him.
(炙热河旅馆 有空房)
瞧你那样 你在脱瘾期 Look at you. You're in withdrawal.
你就不能忍着一天不去打爆别人的头吗? Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out?
我有品牌要管理 I have a brand to manage.
暴力无限的资本机器里 A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed
麻木不仁的小人物是一个品牌? capitalist machine is a brand?
很好 特雷弗出现了 Oh, good. Trevor's here.
你还记得你自己的性格吗? Do you even remember what your own personality is like?
不记得 No.
你以前很酷的 You used to be cool.
- 我认识你吗? - 不认识吧 - Do I know you? - I don't think so.
没错 我在推趣上见过你 Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch.
你就是那个在“突触”直播中打败他的人 You're the guy who took down Synapse live on his own stream!
你是凯利男孩 对吗? You're Kyllboi. Right?
你知道这件事? You know about that?
当然 老兄 你打得棒极了 Yeah. Dude, that was badass.
能拍张照吗? Can I get a picture?
可以 Sure.
杰茜 我不知道要怎么跟你说这件事 Jess, I don't know how to tell you this,
但我们到达维加斯后就不回家了 but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home.
事实上 我没有完全坦... The truth is, I haven't been completely hon--
事实上 我们相遇时... The truth is, when we met--
在我们相遇前... Before I met--
好了 给你 房间号是152和153 All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153.
能给我四台那种一次性相机吗? Can I get four of those disposable cameras too, please?
可以 Yeah.
给你 Here you go.
- 谢谢 不用找了 - 谢谢 - Thank you. Keep the change. - Thank you.
老兄 你真的很厉害 You're awesome, dude. For real.
谢谢 I mean, thank you.
这简直是有史以来最糟糕... I mean, this is literally the worst ever--
我来抓你了 I'm gonna get you.
我来抓你了 I'm gonna get you!
好了 嘿 年轻人 拍照留下回忆吧 All right. Here, kiddo. Go make some memories.
是的 我...不知道 这...对我来说是个奇怪的经历 Yeah, I'm-- I don't know, this is-- It's just a weird experience for me.
- 我居然能遇见你 真是太酷了 - 看看你弟弟 他交朋友了 - That's so cool I ran into you. - Look at your brother. He's made a friend.
- 你能做那个手势吗? - 行 - Can you do the thing? - Yeah.
- 太棒了 谢谢 凯利男孩 - 谢谢 - Awesome. Thanks, Kyllboi. - Thank you.
- 嘿 这个手势是什么意思? - 这个问题问得好 - Hey, what was all this about? - That's a really good question.
- 这个手势是什么意思? - 对 还有 谁是凯利男孩? - What was that about? - Yeah, and who's Kyllboi?
听着有点耳熟 我感觉我知道他是谁了 You know, that sounds familiar. I feel like I know who that is.
- 那是... - 没谁 - That's-- - No one.
- 谁也不是 - 天啊 - It's nothing. - Oh, my God.
- 不重要 - 他就是凯利男孩 - It's not important. - He's Kyllboi.
这是他的游戏名 他从没戒掉游戏 It's his gamer tag. He never quit gaming.
他以为自己现在很有名或什么的 He thinks he's, like, famous or something now.
真的吗? Really?
- 大男孩 - 爸 - Big boy! - Da.
- 爸? - 她会发布那张照片吗? - Da? - Is she gonna post that picture?
- 可能吧 会发 - 嘿 - Probably, yeah. - Hey!
订到房了吗? Did you get some rooms?
没有 都订满了 我们得继续上路 No. They're all booked. We gotta keep going.
- 是吗? - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
是他们 It's them.
(威斯康辛 艾奥瓦 丹维尔 芝加哥)
(160号出口 南 丹维尔 西 芝加哥)
我们走 Let's go.
(连接耳机)
(耳机连接中...)
(摔伤?败诉不收钱)
- 刚才怎么回事? - 嘿 亲爱的 - What was that? - Hey, honey.
只是一个小坑 Just a little bit of a pothole there.
马克斯 你看到了吗?那个家伙飞起来了 Max, did you see that? That guy was flying.
(车上有婴儿)
天啊 Oh, my God.
- 天啊 - 天啊 - Jesus. - Oh, my God.
- 我们在哪里? - 艾奥瓦 - Where are we? - Iowa.
- 艾奥瓦? - 是的 - Iowa? - Yeah.
等等 你一整晚都在开车? Wait. Did you drive all night?
我还能说什么呢? Well, what can I say?
我实在太兴奋了 睡不着 I was so damn excited I couldn't sleep.
我越来越兴奋 兴奋到不行 I mean, I kept getting second winds. More like fifth winds.
- 然后 不知不觉间就到这了 - 天啊 - And then, before you know it, bam. - God.
我们在艾奥瓦市 We're in Iowa City.
亲爱的 那不是真的奶牛 That's not a real cow, honey.
- 好吗? - 天啊 - Okay? - Oh, my God.
天啊 你刚是不是说我们在艾奥瓦市? Oh, my God. Did you just say we're in Iowa City?
- 天啊 - 是的 亲爱的 - Oh, my God. - Yes, honey.
这就意味着我们真的离南艾奥瓦大学超近 That means we're literally, like, half an inch from SIU.
我们可以停下来... We can stop and--
我们不会停下来去看特雷弗 好吗? We are not gonna stop and see Trevor, okay?
其实 我的意思是 我想看看校园 但无所谓了 Actually, I meant that I wanted to see campus, but whatever.
是的 因为你对校园设施很感兴趣 Right. 'Cause you're really interested in seeing the facilities.
- 我确实感兴趣 - 你是认真的吗? - Yeah. Actually, I am. - Are you serious?
真要为此争论吗? 争论你跟随一个男孩上大学? Are we gonna argue about this? About you following a boy to college?
- 我没有跟随男孩上大... - 各位 - I'm not following a boy to col-- - Guys.
你要去三个月... You're gonna go for three months--
- 各位 - 这是我想上的大学 - Guys. - It's the college that I want to go to.
很明显 我想去看看校园 Obviously, I would want to go see the campus.
- 你为什么想去? - 我们离家太远了 - Why do you wanna go? - We're so far from home.
这地方太漂亮了 This place is gorgeous.
你怎么就不想让我来呢? How could you not want me to come here?
真不敢相信你居然同意来看 I cannot believe that you are encouraging this.
旅途暂停一会对我们也没什么坏处 Look, it wouldn't hurt for us to be off the road for a bit.
另外 如果我们想让她听我们的 Besides, I mean, maybe if we want her to listen to us,
也许我们得开始多听听她的 we gotta start listening to her more.
让她到处看看 这里很安全 也很不错 Let her look around. It's safe, nice.
另外 这样我们就有机会谈谈了 And besides, it'll give us a chance to talk.
好吧 你想知道 大学生活到底是什么样的吗? Okay. You wanna find out what college life is really about?
跟我走 Follow me.
这场景让我想到了过去 This takes me back.
- 这就像是场有毒的男性集会 - 尼娜 这叫大学精神 - It's like a toxic masculinity convention. - It's called school spirit, Nina.
是啊 有人来把移动厕所推翻时 里面的人又不是你 Yeah, okay. You're not the one who's gonna get flipped over in a porta-potty.
挺有节日气氛的 你喜欢吗? Well, it's pretty festive. Do you like it?
- 喜欢 挺好的 - 是的 - Yeah. It's cool. - Yes.
嘿 美女 想让我教你 怎么倒立在酒桶上吗? Hey, sexy. You want me to show you how to do a keg stand?
抱歉 我不知道你已经... Sorry. I didn't realize you were...
是当妈的人了 a mom.
尼娜 Nina.
你介意抱一下吗? Do you mind?
好了 给你 Okay. Here you go.
好了 Yep.
天啊 Oh, my God.
- 喂 过来 她要倒立酒桶了 - 妈妈... - Yo! Come through. She's gonna do it. - Mom!
妈妈 Mom!
我不能... I can't--
- 上啤酒 - 加油 喝 - Beer me! - Come on! Yeah!
一口饮... Chug! Chug! Chug!
- 永远不要尝试这样的事 - 妈妈 这... - Don't you ever try anything like that. - Mom, that was--
这简直酷毙了 我... that was awesome, actually. I--
“上啤酒”? "Beer me"?
我们离开这吧 免得我好胜心膨胀 Let's get out of here before I get too competitive
- 开始在啤酒乒乓游戏中大杀四方 - 天啊 - and start kicking ass at beer pong. - Oh, my God.
我想知道那是什么样 I wonder what that looks like.
我希望你们都喜欢参观这个图书馆 I hope you all enjoyed seeing the library.
我也是第一次 First time for me too.
- 嘿 各位 那有个游览团 - 所以你们知道... - Hey, guys. Look. There's a tour. - And you know...
我们溜到后面去 假装一直都是团员 Let's slip in the back and pretend like we were a part of the group all along.
- 一定要这样吗? - 是的 - Do we have to? - Yeah.
我们是来支持你姐姐的 We're here to support your sister.
如果你质疑的话 你来背马克斯 If you're questioning that, you get to strap on Max.
- 我们走吧 - 接下来 - Let's go. - Next up,
我们将去参观最先进的体育设施 we'll head on over to visit our state-of-the-art athletic facilities.
很抱歉我出卖了你 I'm sorry that I ratted you out.
只是你多次逃脱惩罚让我很抓狂 It's just, it drives me crazy that you get away with so much,
我经常被骂就是因为你们不懂特雷弗 and I get yelled at constantly just because you guys don't get Trevor.
我们懂特雷弗 We get Trevor.
- 我们不喜欢特雷弗 - 为什么? - We don't like Trevor. - Why?
自从你跟他交往后 你完全变了个人 Ever since you've been dating him, you've been like a completely different person.
我更喜欢以前的你 I liked you better before.
还有 他对你很差 你值得更好的 Plus, he treats you like shit. You deserve more.
你这是真心实意地在乎我的感受吗? Is that, like, genuine concern for my feelings?
没有 天啊 没有 好恶心 No. God, no. Gross.
我想知道你在想什么 I wonder what's going on in your mind.
只是...我不知道 It's just-- I don't know.
过去的另一段回忆 Another blast from the past.
你觉得你还能做吗? You think you can still do it?
不能了 除非我想进医院 No. Not unless I wanted to end up in the hospital.
只是...想起来挺有趣的 我的生活会有多不一样 It's just-- It's funny to think how different my life would be
如果我的前交叉韧带没撕裂的话 if I hadn't torn my ACL.
- 你想要不一样的生活吗? - 不 天啊 不想 - Well, do you want it to be different? - No. God, no.
只是...很奇怪 It's just-- You know, it's just strange.
你从没见过那个样子的我 You've never even met that version of me.
你只认识理疗师杰茜卡 You just know Jessica, the physical therapist.
我喜欢你所有的样子 Well, I love every version of you.
- 是吗? - 是啊 特别是倒立在酒桶上的样子 - Yeah? - Yeah. Especially that keg stand one.
实在是太性感了 It was so freaking hot.
- 是吗? - 天啊 - Yeah? - Oh, my God.
你在撑杆跳垫子上做过爱吗? Did you ever have sex on the pole-vault mat?
- 别回答 天啊 - 天啊 - Don't answer that. Oh, my. - God.
你整个旅途中一直表现得很奇怪 You have been acting so weird this whole trip.
但我得告诉你 我有点喜欢随性的丹了 But I gotta tell you, I'm kind of into spontaneous Dan.
杰茜 我们都有很多面 Well, you know, Jess. I mean, we all have different versions of ourselves.
- 有时候 你只是... - 是的 - And sometimes, you just-- - Yeah.
那个戴金链子的男人 That guy with the gold chain.
他之前不在这个团里 He wasn't with the group before.
- 好吧 - 他在干什么? - Okay. - What's he doing?
他们长得可真快 是吧?谁是你的孩子? Well, they grow up fast, huh? Which one is yours?
我女儿回斯图加特了 My daughter is back in Stuttgart.
- 我替她来看看学校 - 天啊 还挺远的 - I look at school for her. - Wow. That's a hike.
我在这有生意 I have business here.
化学、天文学、天体物理学... Chemistry, astronomy, astrophysics...
嘿 你提到你在艾奥瓦州做生意 Hey, you mentioned having business in Iowa.
是什么生意呢? What business would that be?
- 玉米 - 是吗? - Corn. - Yeah?
箱子里装的是玉米吗? That's what's in the case?
当然 Of course.
- 女士们 - 谢谢 - Ladies. - Thanks.
- 你先请 - 不 听我的 - After you. - No, I insist.
- 丹? - 嘿 亲爱的 - Dan? - Hey, honey.
- 要过来吗? - 好 - Coming? - Yeah.
我刚开始了解这哥们 他一路从德国斯图加特过来的 I'm just getting to know this fella here. All the way from Stuttgart, Germany.
我在高中有个来自斯图加特的笔友 You know, I had a pen pal from Stuttgart back in high school.
我甚至学了点德语 I even learned a little German.
谁也不会知道的 Nobody needs to know.
如果你想谈谈箱子里装的东西 If you want to speak about what's in the case,
我会保守秘密 it will stay between us.
你刚说了什么? What did you just say?
“迪斯科舞厅在哪儿?” "Where's the discotheque?"
好吧... Right. Okay.
宝贝 别担心 我们会跟上 好吗? Don't worry, honey. We'll catch up, okay?
- 好的 宝贝 - 再见 亲爱的 - All right, honey. - Goodbye, my love.
好吧 你想跳舞 Fine. You wanna dance.
让我们看看箱子里装的什么 Let's see what's in the case.
(弗里茨希林 传家宝玉米种子)
- 这到底是什么东西? - 传家宝玉米 - What the hell is that? - Heirloom corn.
一切都清楚了吧 I thought I made this clear.
所以 你只是个德国人? So, you're just German?
没错 Yes, exactly.
该死的 Oh, shit.
- 生物实验室在那边 - 爸爸去哪了? - Biology labs are over there. - Where's Dad?
- 物理实验室在下面 - 他在和一个德国人聊天 - Physics labs are down there. - He's talking to some German guy.
我们的化学实验室就在这里 We have our chemistry labs right here.
在实验室里永不无聊 继续往前走 Never a dull moment in the labs. Moving on.
让我带你们看看 Let me show you
中西部最大的范德格拉夫发电机 the biggest Van de Graaff generator in the Midwest.
希望你们都喜欢参观我们美好的校园 So, I hope you've all enjoyed this tour of our wonderful campus.
我确实喜欢 I know I have.
- 嘿 时间不早了 - 嘿 - Hey. It's getting late. - Hey.
- 我们该上路了 - 好的 - We should probably get back on the road. - Yeah.
- 尼娜去哪了? - 我说她可以去跟特雷弗打个招呼 - Where's Nina? - I said she could go say hi to Trevor.
拒绝她就有点残忍了 It felt cruel to deny her.
没事的 她很快就回来 It's okay. She'll be back soon.
是的 没有 我一点也不担心 Yeah. No. I'm not worried at all.
好了 Okay.
乔什 走开 Go away, Josh.
是我 It's me.
你是谁? Me who?
尼娜 Nina.
嘿 你来这干什么? Hey. What are you doing here?
说来话长 It's, like, a really long story.
但我能进去吗? But, can I come in?
你知道吗? You know what?
稍等一下 我去穿条裤子 Give me just one sec, and I'll throw on some pants,
然后我们一起去喝杯抹茶 and me and you can grab a matcha.
天啊 Oh, my God.
- 天啊 - 等等 - Oh, my God. - Hang on a second.
天啊 你居然对我不忠 Oh, my God. You're cheating on me.
一夫一妻制 只是我们西方压抑性文明的一种构想 Monogamy is just a construct of our Western repressive civilization.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我还以为我们在这个问题上想法一致 I thought we were on the same page on that.
好的 All right.
宝贝 发生什么事了? Honey, what happened?
他是个混蛋 事情就是这样 He's an asshole. That's what happened.
“一夫一妻制只是一种构想...” 谁会这么说? "Monogamy is just a construct"-- Who even says that?
- 特雷弗 - 宝贝 真抱歉 - Trevor. - Oh, baby. I'm so sorry.
我们可以走了吗? Can we just go?
好主意 亲爱的 我们走吧 That's a great idea, honey. Let's go.
嘿 豆宝 Hey, Beans.
抱歉 我在你这个年纪时 我... Look, I'm sorry. You know, when I was your age, I--
你不需要父亲再对你说教 对吗? You don't need another dad lecture, do you?
嘿 豆宝 Hey, Beans.
你听说过急所术吗? You ever hear of Kyusho Jitsu?
- 急所什么? - 急所术 - Kyusho what? - Kyusho Jitsu.
这是一种13世纪的武术 通过压力点按压 It's a 13th-century martial art that uses pressure points
让人体感到极度疼痛 而不会造成永久性伤害 to inflict extreme pain without permanent damage.
你怎么会知道这个? How do you even know about that?
也许你老爸我懂的比你以为的还多 Well, maybe there's more to your old man than you thought.
尼娜 你得摆脱这些老套的... Nina, you gotta let go of these stereotypical--
这样的“老套”怎么样? How was that for "stereotypical,"
你这个自以为是、夸夸其谈 道貌岸然的让人受不了的混蛋 you unbearably pompous, bloviating piece of sanctimonious shit?
笑一个 Smile.
你值得更好的 You deserve more.
- 你跟她说了什么? - 只是一个父亲的说教 - What did you say to her? - It was just a dad lecture.
天啊 God.
(维加斯)
(艾奥瓦)
(布法罗)
后视镜怎么这样了? What happened to the mirror?
后视镜 The mirror.
- 你没听见吗? - 没有 - You didn't hear that? - No.
是一辆半挂卡车从旁边疾驰而过 那家伙肯定开到了时速160公里 It was a semi. It went flying by. The guy must have been doing a hundred.
轮胎溅起了 And rocks just come
- 石头 - 天啊 - spitting out of the tire. - Jesus.
一个砸到了那 差点砸到了挡风玻璃 One hit there. It almost hit the windshield.
(内布拉斯加 艾奥瓦 堪萨斯 密苏里 伊利诺斯)
什么鬼... What the--
我们吓到他了 We got him.
我们真的吓到你了 We really got you.
你好害怕啊 You were so scared.
(犹他州 科罗拉多州)
你告诉妈妈我退出报社了吗? So, did you tell Mom that I quit the paper?
没有 你想让我说吗? No. Did you want me to?
我开玩笑的 I was kidding.
不是 我... No. I--
我只是想也许我会拿回那份工作的 I was just kind of thinking about maybe getting my position back.
是吗?太好了 Yeah? That's cool.
要想做才去做 Only do it if you want to.
豆宝 我得告诉你 I gotta tell you, Beans.
你发表的言论很赞 值得被大家听到 You've got a hell of a voice, and it deserves to be heard.
嘿 我可没胡说 好吗? Hey. No BS. All right?
我认真的 你写的那篇关于教育委员会 I'm serious. That piece you wrote about pervasive corruption
存在普遍腐败现象的文章... 天啊 我都起鸡皮疙瘩了 in the Board of Education-- My God. I got chills.
你真的看了? You actually read that?
当然看了 Of course I did.
拜托 豆宝 我是你最忠实的粉丝 Come on. I'm your biggest fan, Beans.
一直都是 以后也一直都是 Always have been, and I always will be.
你妈妈也是 And so is your mom.
你的弟弟们也是 And so are your brothers.
马克斯只是还没告诉你而已 Max just hasn't told you yet.
你笑了 Oh, a smile.
天啊 Wow. Holy shit.
- 天啊 - 我没笑 - Oh, my God. - No, I didn't.
那是...我没笑 That was-- No.
说真的 我为你感到骄傲 I mean it. I'm proud of you.
谢谢 Thanks.
已经喂饱马克斯 把他放到孩子们的房里了 Max is fed and settled in the kids' room.
我真想到真正的床上睡一觉 I am so ready for a real bed.
怎么了? What?
没什么 Nothing.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey now. - Hey.
你要不要吐掉这个? You wanna lose that?
等等 Wait.
今天不是周四 It's not Thursday.
好吧 Okay.
该死的 Fuck.
太棒了 Wow.
这是怎么回事? What was that?
这感觉就像... That felt like-- That felt--
早就该这么做了 That was long overdue.
这... That was--
- 就是这种感觉 - 这感觉... - That's what that was. - That felt--
感觉很不一样 That felt different.
- 我希望是不一样的棒 - 不一样的就像 - Different good, I hope. - Different like--
我背着丹和另一个丹在一起 I was cheating on Dan with other Dan.
- 是这样的不同 - 不是 我的意思是...不是 这... - That different. - No. I mean-- No. It was--
不要误会我 你那样太性感了 就好像... Don't get me wrong. That was so hot. That was like...
你怎么了? What got into you?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许是因为离开家或者... Maybe it's being away, or...
可能是因为看到 你倒立在酒桶上大喊:“上啤酒” maybe it was seeing you upside-down on that keg shouting, "Beer me!"
你以前是这样的吗? Is this what you used to be like?
另一个丹 Other Dan.
你是因为我改变的吗? Did you change because of me?
不是 No.
我之所以改变 是因为我不喜欢以前的自己 Look, I changed because I didn't like who I was back then.
然后我遇见了你 Then I met you.
之后成为了父亲 Then I became a dad.
那是长时间以来 我第一次感觉这么好 And for the first time in a long time, I felt good.
我只是做过了头 I just took it too far.
变得过于安逸和谨慎 I got too comfortable. Too safe.
- 给人的印象可能会很无聊... - 好吧... - And that probably came across as boring... - Well...
- 可能会很马虎... - 无论如何... - ...and maybe neglectful... - ...for what it's worth...
- 我再也不会那样做了 - 两个丹我都很喜欢 - ...and I'll never do that again. - ...I really like both Dans.
- 真的吗? - 真的 - Do you? - Yeah.
我已经在这了 所以... Well, I'm already here, so...
- 多方便啊 - 是的 - How convenient. - Yeah.
- 喂? - 奥吉?我们将于今晚顺利到达 - Hello? - Augie? We're on track tonight.
艾莉亚酒吧 下午6点 东西都备齐了吗? Aria bar, 6:00 p.m. Do you have everything?
我觉得这是我做过的最好的证件了 Some of my finest work. If I may say so.
比导致我在波哥大 接受腔内检查的护照还要好吗? What, better than that passport that got me cavity searched in Bogotá?
你是想要我永远都记住这事 是吧? You're never gonna let me forget that, are you?
当然 除非有一天 我忘了乳胶手套的啪嗒声 Yeah, sure. The day I forget the snap of that latex glove.
你跟他们说了吗? Have you told them yet?
我在努力中 好吧? I'm working on it, all right?
要进行一场对话可没那么容易 It's not exactly easy to work into a conversation.
当他们得改名离开这个国家时 You know, they might think that something is up
可能会觉得是不是出了什么事 when they have to change their name and leave the country.
你在等什么? What are you waiting for?
奥吉 我说了我在努力中 好吗?别烦我 I said I'm working on it, Augie. All right? Give me a break.
杰茜 听我说 Look, Jess.
有件事我要告诉你 There's something that I need to tell you.
是关于另一个丹的 About the other Dan.
我们遇见前的那个丹 The Dan I was before we met.
爸?你在跟谁说话? Dad? Who you talking to?
没谁 坐下 Nobody. Sit down.
女孩们还没好 Girls aren't ready yet.
凯利男孩 是吧? So, Kyllboi, huh?
你为什么不告诉我们? Why didn't you tell us?
我知道你们永远都理解不了 I knew you'd never get it,
你们会生气 然后禁止我玩游戏的时间会更长 that you'd just freak out and ban me for even longer.
- 这是菜单 - 我不是想惩罚你 - Here you go. - I wasn't trying to punish you, you know.
我们只是想让你有别的兴趣 We just wanted you to have other interests.
交些朋友 变得再正常点 Make some friends. Be a little bit more normal.
我有朋友的 好吗?成千上万的朋友 I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them.
当我是凯利男孩时 大家都喜欢我 好吗? People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay?
我也喜欢我自己 I like me.
但当我是凯尔时 我很腼腆 不敢跟女孩说话 But when I'm Kyle, I'm too shy to talk to girls.
我打得不够好 进不了棒球队 You know, I'm not good enough to make the baseball team.
我就是个小人物 I'm a nobody.
但当我是凯利男孩时 爸爸 我很厉害 But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad.
如专业水平般厉害 Like pro-level good.
听我说 好吧 Look, okay.
我知道你认为玩这个就是在浪费时间 I know you think it's all just a waste of time,
但这是需要运用到大脑和反应能力的 but it takes brains and reflexes.
空军还招募游戏玩家呢 The Air Force recruits gamers.
是的 也许这就是我担心的事 Yeah. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.
- 我给你展示一下 - 给我展示什么? - Let me show you. - Show me what?
(雷泽闪电)
- 展示我能做的事 - 激光枪战? - What I can do. - Laser tag?
你不是认真的吧 You can't be serious.
单人战斗 好吗? 如果我赢了 我就可以再玩游戏 Single combat, okay? If I win, I get to start gaming again.
如果你赢了 禁令不变 If you win, the ban remains.
什么 我赢了什么奖励都没有? What, I don't get anything?
好吧 你想要什么? Okay, fine. What do you want?
接投球 就像我们以前一样 A catch. Like we used to.
我和你在后院天天投球 持续六个月 You and me in the backyard, throwing a ball every day for six months.
爸 我不再是12岁了 Dad, I'm not 12.
拥有大脑和反应能力的先生 反正你都会赢我 对吧? Well, you're gonna smoke me anyway. Right, Mr. Brains and Reflexes?
好吧 祝你好运 Fine. Good luck.
你完蛋了 You are so screwed.
我们走吧 Let's go.
你是绿色 你是蓝色 You're green. You're blue.
一旦被击中就会出局五秒 Once you're hit, you're out for five seconds.
先击中对方三次者获胜 First one to three kills, wins.
扣扳机就行吗? You just pull the trigger?
死亡比赛 请做好准备 Death match.
请做好准备 Prepare yourself.
三、二、一 战斗 Three, two, one, fight.
伙计 下手别太狠 Go easy on me, buddy.
爸 来吧 我让你一分 好吗? Dad. Come on. I'll give you a free one, yeah?
好的 All right.
- 第一滴血 - 走运而已 - First blood. - I got lucky there.
好了 击中一次 All right. That's one.
你是怎么做到的? How are you doing this?
不要...别... No. No, don't--
嘿 凯利男孩 我以为你想玩的是激光枪战 不是捉迷藏 Hey, Kyllboi. I thought you wanted to play laser tag, not hide-and-seek.
你这个卑鄙的小混蛋 凯尔 你越来越擅长玩这个了 You sneaky little shit. You're getting pretty good at this, Kyle.
至少我不需要去做DNA测试 Well, at least I don't need a DNA test.
一枪定胜负 Sudden death.
游戏结束 Game over.
凯尔 拜托 别生气 Kyle, come on. Don't be mad.
你骗我 You conned me.
你是激光枪战的老手 You're a laser tag savant.
没有 1980年代的我还是孩子 No. I was a kid in the '80s.
对 说得好像那时有激光一样 Yeah, like there were lasers back then.
哥们 拜托 你刚才表现得很好 Come on, pal. You were good in there.
你很快就适应了 还很有创造力 You adapted quickly. You got creative.
你差点就击败我了 You almost had me.
我得承认 我真的很喜欢跟你玩这个游戏 And I gotta admit, I really enjoyed doing that with you.
这对我来说意义重大 I mean, it meant a lot to me.
我们没事了吧? Are we good?
来吧 给我些爱 Come on. Give me some love.
真正的爱 太好了 Real love. Yeah.
- 对一个大龄男人来说 还不错吧? - 是的 毫无疑问 - Not bad for an old man, huh? - Yeah. For sure.
嘿 美女 怎么说? Hey. What do you say, mamacita?
最后一段路了 准备好了吗? Home stretch. You ready?
- 维加斯 - 准备好了? - Vegas! - Are you ready?
马克西 Maxie.
(犹他州)
- 我爱你 - 我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
太壮观了 It's amazing.
家啊 Oh, home
让我回家吧 Let me come home
和你在一起的地方都是家 Home is wherever I'm with you
家啊 让我回家吧 Oh, home, let me come home
和你在一起的地方都是家 Home is wherever I'm with you
维加斯 Vegas!
太棒了 Yeah!
唐尼奥斯蒙德 Donny Osmond.
阿黛尔 Adele!
(欢迎来到艾莉亚赌场度假酒店)
- 天啊 - 看看这 有个位置 - Oh, my gosh. - Well, look at this. We got a spot.
不错吧? How about that?
太赞了 Wow!
实在是太棒了 This is so cool.
- 看看这个地方 - 丹 地板好亮啊 - Dan, the floors are so shiny. - Look at this place!
这都是我们的吗? This is all ours?
天啊 Oh, my God.
好漂亮啊 Oh, wow.
“已使用所有升级选项 请尽情享受套房服务 "Enjoy the suite for which every possible promotion has been applied.
您在图瑟宅邸的金球餐厅 订了晚上7点的位子 You have a 7:00 p.m. reservation at La Maison D'Or.
感谢您成为 我们特殊的会员 莱文” 太好了 Thank you for being exceptional members. Levon." How nice.
什么? What?
- 尼娜? - 在这儿呢 - Nina? - Yep.
你必须来看看这个浴缸 You have to look at this tub.
我得下楼一会儿 别让他们扫荡那个小酒吧 好吗? I gotta run downstairs for a sec. Don't let them raid the minibar, okay?
那个酒吧可不小 That is not mini.
天啊 Oh, my God.
天啊 太棒了 Oh, my God. Yes!
嗨 Hey.
看看你 扮演居家好男人 Look at you, playing the family man.
我没有演 这是我的生活 I'm not playing. This is my life.
进来时有看到任何麻烦的迹象吗? You see any sign of trouble on your way in?
- 没有 - 我也没有 - Uh-uh. - Me neither.
我把事搞砸了 在艾奥瓦停了下来 但我想我们安全了 I mean, I messed up, stopping in Iowa, but I think we're in the clear.
朋友 那就好好享受 你作为丹摩根的最后一晚吧 Well, then enjoy your last night as Dan Morgan, my friend.
我用你的新身份 帮你订了明早飞温哥华的航班 I've got you on a flight to Vancouver in the morning under your new identities.
嘿 奥格斯 你真是我的救星 谢谢 Hey. You're a lifesaver, Augs. Thank you.
别输光 留点钱离开维加斯 好吗? Try to get out of Vegas with some of it, huh?
我什么也保证不了 I promise nothing.
你家人对这个消息有什么反应? How did the family take the news?
我还没跟他们说 我会在晚餐时告诉杰茜 I haven't told them yet. I'm telling Jess at dinner.
- 我建议去一家日本餐厅 - 为什么? - I suggest a Japanese restaurant. - Why?
没有刀 No knives.
天啊 你看起来美极了 Wow. You look incredible.
我知道 I know.
天啊 我真是个幸运的男人 Wow! What a lucky guy I am.
太美了 Wow!
走吧 Come on.
嘿 好了 你们俩看着马克斯 Hey. All right. You two are on Max.
无论如何你们都不能离开这间套房 You're not to leave this suite under any circumstance.
超大的迷你酒吧里有食物 谁来了都不能开门 There's food in the supersized minibar. You do not open that door for anyone.
- 听明白了吗? - 明白了 - You got it? - Got it.
马克西 你呢? What about you, Maxie?
- 听明白了吗? - 明白了?好了 玩得开心 乖乖的 - You got it? - Yeah? All right. Have fun. Be good.
- 管他的 对吧? - 是的 - Screw that, right? - Oh, yeah.
准备好了吗? Ready?
我们走 Let's go.
没错 Yeah.
好兴奋啊 Excited.
好棒哦 Wow.
嘿 我们去骇客旋风吧 我想去看电子竞技场 Hey, let's go to HyperX. I wanna see the esports arena.
不可能 不行 我不想把时间花在 满是电竞玩家的竞技场里 我不去 No way. No, I'm not spending my time in an arena full of Kyles. I'm not going.
拒绝无聊 我和马克斯要去 Sucks to suck. Me and Max are going.
- 嗨 埃尔维斯 - 嗨 - Hello, Elvis. - Uh-huh.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
好了 我想电竞场就在下面 你会喜欢的 All right. I think it's just down here. You're gonna love it.
我已经讨厌它了 I already hate it.
(瓦尔基里队 伊斯蒂米队) 欢迎来到骇客旋风电竞场 距离决赛轮还有五分钟 Welcome to the HyperX Arena. Five minutes until our final round.
太牛了 This is sick.
闻起来像你房间味道的加量版 Smells like your room on steroids.
谢谢 Thanks.
那是任 That's Ren.
嗨 抱歉 我是你的铁杆粉丝 Hi. Sorry. Big fan.
谢谢 等等 你是... Thanks. Wait. You're...
- 凯利男孩 - 是的 我看过你的直播 - Kyllboi. - Yeah. I've seen your streams.
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 Hey.
你想见一见瓦尔基里和其他人吗? Do you wanna meet Valkyrae and the others?
当然 Hell yeah.
对了 我有个礼物送给你 Okay. I have a gift for you.
- 好的 - 抱住他 - Okay. - Take him.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
- 敬我们 - 好的 - To us. - Yeah.
真不敢相信我们做到了 I can't believe we actually did it.
- 我们在这里 - 没错 - We're here. - Yep.
我们在这里 We're here.
杰茜 听我说 Look, Jess,
- 有件事我要告诉你 - 等一下 - There's something I need to tell you. - Hang on.
- 过来 - 怎么了? - Come here. - What?
天啊 Oh, my God.
- 谢谢 - 你不用谢我 - Thank you. - You don't have to thank me.
抱歉 我打断你了 Sorry. I interrupted.
不会 没关系 只是我们这次旅行的原因是... No, it's okay. It's just-- The reason that we came on this trip--
我刚才说的是... What I was saying was--
想要点胡椒粉吗? Would you like some pepper?
我不想要胡椒粉 I don't want pepper.
我想和我妻子独处 I want to be alone with my wife.
其实我不会说法语 I don't actually speak French.
他们只教我们说些足够显得高级的话 They just teach us enough to sound fancy.
我稍后再来 I'll give you a minute.
你还会说法语? You speak French too?
我过去学了点法语 I took some French back in the day.
这真的有点奇怪 你从没跟我提过 It's literally kind of weird that you've never mentioned to me
你会说两门外语 that you speak two foreign languages.
你说得有多好? How good are you?
我不知道 有段时间没说了 I don't know, it has been a while.
我去过世界很多地方 I have traveled around the world.
尽管如此 我还是很难告诉你真相 Despite that, it's hard to tell you the truth.
我害怕你会伤心 I'm afraid to break your heart.
我不知道你知道我的真实身份后 I don't know if you will still love me...
是否还会爱我 once you know who I truly am.
我很抱歉将你卷入其中 I'm sorry that you're being pulled into this...
但我以生命起誓 but I swear on my life...
我永远都不会让任何人 that I'll never let any person...
伤害你或孩子们 hurt you or the kids.
这也太性感了 That was crazy sexy.
为什么所有的话 用法语说听起来会更悦耳呢? Why does everything sound so much better in French?
法语本就是一种有旋律的语言 Well, it's an innately melodic language.
之后你和我得谈谈 At some point, you and I are gonna have to talk
为什么你从没告诉我你会说法语 about why you never told me you can do that.
你居然没告诉我 太不可思议了 I mean, it's crazy you didn't tell me.
我们也该谈谈你一出现 就立马带我们到维加斯 We should also talk about how insane you've been acting
之后你的表现是有多疯狂 ever since you showed up and whisked us off to Vegas.
但现在 我只想和你待在这里 But right now, I just wanna be here with you.
我想吃这些美味的食物 I wanna be eating this amazing food,
喝点我们付不起的香槟酒 and drinking this champagne we can't afford,
享受彼此的陪伴 然后也许... and enjoying each other's company, and just maybe...
我们还可以在这贵得离谱的酒店套房里 做一些别人从未做过的动作 showing that ridiculous hotel suite some moves it has never seen before.
我不知道你怎么想 但这听起来是个非常完美的夜晚 I don't know about you, but that sounds like a pretty perfect night.
- 你是什么等级? - 上升者3级 - What rank are you? - Ascendant 3.
天啊 真的吗?比他还厉害 Damn. Really? That's better than him.
太不可思议了 That's incredible.
- 天啊 - 你玩了多久? - Oh, my. - How long you been playing for?
这款游戏一出来就玩了 I mean, since the game came out.
你弟弟是凯利男孩 还挺酷的 It's cool your brother's Kyllboi.
- 是吗? - 是啊 他是真的很厉害 - Is it? - Yeah. He's the real deal.
这是你的... So, is this your...
不是 天啊 不是 No. Oh, God. No.
- 我捡的 就在那边 - 那边? - I found him. Just over there. - Over there?
- 对 - 在那边待着? - Yeah. - Just hanging out?
决赛时间到了 It's time for the finals.
瓦尔基里队和伊斯蒂米队 请登台 Team Valkyrae and Team iiTzTimmy onto the stage!
嘿 我们走吧 Hey, let's go.
让凯利男孩上 Use Kyllboi.
你准备好了吗? Are you up for it?
决赛? The finals?
是啊 哥们儿 这就是梦想成真的时刻 参加吗? Yeah, this is one of those moments, man. Are you in or out?
- 参加 - 我们上台吧 太好了 - In. - Let's go. Yeah.
- 好的 - 别紧张 - Okay. - Don't be nervous.
- 就是小菜一碟 - 谢谢 - It'll be a piece of cake. - Thanks.
嘿 你这么做挺酷的 Hey, that was kind of cool of you.
没有啦 他们会被完爆 Not really. They're gonna get destroyed.
大家好吗? What's up, everyone?
凯利男孩 坐下吧 就在我旁边 Take a seat, Kyllboi, right next to me.
你有弹药吗? Do you have ammo?
我要试着快速将我们挡住 I'm gonna try and block us off real quick.
在这上面 Above here.
好样的 Let's go.
- 干得好 - 是的 下一局 - Good job. - Okay. Next.
停止下注 No more bets.
- 太倒霉了 - 我去给孩子们打个电话 - Oh, shoot! - I'm gonna call the kids.
好的... Okay. Yeah.
(瓦尔基里6 伊斯蒂米3)
马上查看B点主路 Check B Main right now.
- 打得好 - 他们剩的最后那人在这儿 - Nice shot. - Here's the last one.
他用超级跳跳进来了 He satcheled in.
(瓦尔基里7 伊斯蒂米3)
- 不是吧?那是什么操作? - 太爽了 - Are you serious? What was that? - Nice!
简直酷毙了 That was so sick!
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
嘿 孩子们没接电话 你想回去吗? Hey, the kids aren't answering. You wanna head back up?
好 我们回去吧 好的 Yeah. Let's do it. Okay.
杰茜 等一下... Jess. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
他们没事吧? They okay?
没事 They're good.
很抱歉 我过早的结束了这一晚 我不是... Look, I'm so sorry we cut the night short. I didn't--
谁说这一晚结束了? Who says we did?
给我30秒梳洗一下 然后我们床上见 Give me 30 seconds to freshen up, and then meet me in bed.
好的 Okay.
好了 Okay.
心情 Mood.
(浪漫的)
情雾 Love mist.
杰茜 Jess!
丹? Dan?
- 天啊 - 他在这 - Oh, my God. - There he is.
丹? Dan?
- 我一直在找你 - 丹 - I've been looking for you. - Dan.
丹 Dan.
库根 放轻松 Easy, Coogan.
你抓到我了 你赢了 You got me. You win.
放她走 Just let her go.
- 她什么也不知道 - 她现在知道了 肖恩 - She doesn't know anything. - Well, I'd say she does now, Sean.
对 接下来事情会这样发展 Yeah. So here's how this is gonna go.
我会先杀了你 First, I'm gonna kill you.
再杀了她 And then I'm gonna kill her.
然后我会让我在骇客旋风的同党们 杀了你的孩子们 And then I'm gonna have my associate at HyperX kill your kids.
听起来怎么样? How's that sound?
我可以解释 I can explain.
亲爱的 这很正常 谁第一次经历这事都会吐的 That's normal, honey. Everybody barfs their first time.
稍等片刻 Give me one second.
怎么会这样? What?
天啊 Oh, my God.
杰茜 等等 你要去哪? Jess, wait. Where are you going?
骇客旋风 HyperX.
你是想让我说 还是你有话要说? So, do you want me to talk, or do you have things to say?
- 我是否有话要说? - 对 抱歉 - Do I have things to say? - Right. Sorry.
肖恩 眼珠子掉在了我身上 I have eyeball on me, Sean.
该死的眼珠子 Fucking eyeball.
- 杰茜 - 闭嘴... - Jess. - Shut up. Shut up!
我不想听 连看都不想看你 I don't wanna hear it. I don't even wanna look at you.
我只想找我的孩子们 I just wanna find my kids,
就因为你把手机都丢了 他们才没有那该死的手机 who don't have their goddamn phones because you threw them away!
(瓦尔基里队12 伊斯蒂米队11)
凯利男孩 只有你和我了 Kyllboi, it's just you and me.
干掉这个家伙 攻破 Take this guy. Breach.
小心 Watch out!
我有一次复活机会 - I have a rez. - Okay.
不 Oh, no.
- 手下败将 - 天啊 - Shit on! - Oh, my God.
哥们儿 全靠你了 It's all on you, man.
左边 打得好 To the left. Nice shot.
- 不错 还有一个 - 来了 - Nice. One more. - Coming.
- 太炫了 - 赢了... - Let's go! - Yes! Yes!
(瓦尔基里队13 伊斯蒂米11)
赢家产生了 We have a winner!
(胜利)
- 瓦尔基里队获胜 - 太棒了 - Team Valkyrae wins! - Yes!
(最佳玩家 凯利男孩)
真是险胜啊 Doesn't get much closer than that.
凯利男孩...没错 Kyllboi! Kyllboi! That's right.
- 凯利男孩 - 热烈欢呼吧 - Kyllboi! - Give it up!
- 是凯利男孩 - 谁是凯利男孩? - It's Kyllboi. - Who's Kyllboi?
凯利男孩 Kyllboi!
凯尔? Kyle?
糟了 凯尔 Oh, shit. Kyle!
- 嘿 - 你弟弟呢? - Hey! - Where's your brother?
说来就有趣了 他就在那边 That's a funny story. He's literally right there.
- 不是 是另一个弟弟 - 好 他没事 - No. Your other brother. - Okay, yeah. He's fine.
他很好 他跟任在一起 He's good. He's with Ren.
- 什么? - 借过 - What? - Excuse me.
看到了? See?
- 他没事 马克斯棒极了 嘿 - 嘿 - He's fine. Max is great. Heya. - Hey.
- 好 打给我 - 听我说 - Okay. Call me. - Listen.
我知道你们很生气... I know you guys are mad--
听 他们在为我欢呼 Listen, that's me they're cheering for.
- 你到底在想什么? - 马克斯没事 - What were you thinking? - Well, Max is fine.
各位 我们没时间为此争吵了 好吗? Okay, look. Guys, we don't have time for this, okay?
我们得离开这座城市 We need to get out of this city.
反应过度了吧? Overreact much?
等等 我们为什么得离开? Wait. Why do we have to leave?
因为 Because.
- 杰茜 告诉他们 拜托 - 这都怪你 - Jess, tell them, please. - This is all on you.
我们必须离开 是因为我的前同事想杀了我们 We have to leave because my former coworkers are trying to kill us.
什么?行星汽车交易公司的? What? From Planet Car Deals?
我没开玩笑 问问马克斯 I'm not kidding around. Ask Max.
我遇见你们的妈妈之前是个秘密杀手 Before I met your mom, I was a covert assassin.
我逃离了那生活 但我们被找到了 I escaped that life, and now they've found us.
爸 你可是这个星球上最懦弱的人 Dad, you are, like, the biggest wimp on the planet.
谢谢 快走...马上 Thank you. Move. Go! Now!
快走... Go, go.
快找出口 Find an exit.
- 大伙儿 快走 快点 - 快走... - Move, guys. Come on. - Go. Go.
- 爸? - 搞什么鬼? - Dad? - What the fuck?
我去吸引她的火力 好吗? I'm gonna draw her fire, okay?
我开始后 你就带着孩子们走那边 我会紧跟你们的 好吗? When I do, take the kids that way. I'll be right behind you, okay?
快走 Go.
杰茜 她来了 在这等着 Jess, she's coming. Wait here.
- 好的 - 在这等着 - Okay. - Wait right here.
亲爱的 没事 It's okay, honey.
谁第一次经历这事都会吐的 Everyone barfs the first time.
快点 我们得走了 快点 我们走 Come on, we gotta go. Come on. Let's go.
大伙儿 快走... Move, guys. Go.
我的真名是肖恩 My real name is Sean.
我母亲在我四岁时就去世了 My mother died when I was four.
我父亲有暴力倾向 My father was prone to violence.
一到18岁我就参军了 When I turned 18, it was straight into the army.
不知为何 也许是他的基因显现 但我表现得很出色 I dunno. Maybe it was his genes coming out, but I thrived.
入过绿色贝雷帽和三角洲特种部队 I was a Green Beret. I was a Delta.
然后一个叫麦卡弗瑞的来找我 And then I was approached by a man named McCaffrey.
他曾服役于特种空勤团 Former SAS.
他大幅度提升了我的训练水平 并招募我加入一个特殊的项目 He took my training to a whole other level and recruited me into a special program.
- 这是个能真正做好事的机会 - 什么特殊项目? - It was a chance to do some real good. - What kind of special program?
我们干掉坏透了的人 We took out the worst of the worst.
世界各地的恐怖分子、军阀和绑匪 Terrorists, warlords, kidnappers all over the world.
那些政府不能合法打击的人 Ones the government couldn't legally touch.
干掉的意思是... Took out, as in...
- 多少个? - 26个 - Well, how many? - Twenty-six.
- 你杀了26个... - 不是 - You've killed 26 pe-- - No.
不是 我参加了26个行动 No, I went on 26 operations.
天啊 Oh, God.
- 杀了39人 - 更多了 - Thirty-nine people. - That's more!
- 这次旅行的也算吗? - 丹 我问的是总数 - Are we including this trip? - Total dead people, Dan!
- 爸 - 43人 - Dad. - Forty-three.
他们都是坏人 They were all bad.
- 你可真是个伪君子 - 都是坏人 - You are such a hypocrite. - All bad people.
你夺走了我唯一擅长做的事 就因为里面充斥着虚拟暴力 You took away the one thing I'm good at because there's fake violence,
而你是个连环杀手? and you're a serial killer?
爸 你之前是为好人卖命的 对吧? Dad, you were working for the good guys, right?
麦卡弗瑞是个父亲般的人物 McCaffrey was a father figure.
我相信他 但我太天真了 I trusted him, but I was naive.
一开始都是合法的 I mean, it started out legit.
但他变得贪婪起来 开始把我们当雇佣兵一样 But he got greedy and began farming us out as mercenaries
外包给价高者 to the highest bidder.
我知道后就离开了 好吗? And as soon as I found out, I left. All right?
我拼了命逃出来 但这意味着我背叛了我的朋友 I fought my way out, but that meant turning against my friends,
我的导师和我所认识的唯一真正的家人 my mentor, against the only real family that I'd ever known.
所以 从那时起他们就一直追捕你 So they've been hunting you ever since.
- 是的 - 我真是个笨蛋 - Yeah. - I am such an idiot.
所以你才这么讳莫如深 哪儿都不想去 This is why you're so secretive, why you never wanna go anywhere.
所以你对社交媒体的态度这么奇怪 Why you're so weird about social media.
所以你才这么反对科技产品 Why you're so anti-technology.
面部识别软件的存在让我别无选择 Well, with facial recognition software, I had no choice.
另外 我确实觉得 社交媒体从根本上是令人厌恶的 Plus, I really do think that social media is fundamentally disgusting and gross.
- 天啊 - 但现在他们找到了我们 之后怎么办? - God. - But now that they found us, what happens?
我已经安排好了 I got it figured out.
我们没事的 We're good.
这是你的 That's yours.
这是你的 然后这是你的 And that's yours. And that's yours.
“莫莉安德森”? "Molly Anderson"?
至少你有真名 At least you got a real name.
我叫范 I'm Van.
我是一辆车 I'm a vehicle.
范? Van?
听着 我们不能回布法罗了 好吗? Look, we can't go back to Buffalo, all right?
在那边的生活都结束了 对不起 Those lives are over. I'm sorry.
我终于有了自己的生活 而你要毁了它 I finally have a life, and you're ruining it.
- 爸 我谢谢你啊 - 凯尔 回来 - Thanks, Dad. - Kyle, come back.
爸 不行 你再也不能对我们指手画脚了 Dad, no. You don't get to tell us what to do anymore.
- 再也不能了 - 回... - Ever. - Come--
- 18年的谎言 - 我还是那个你嫁给的男人 - Eighteen years of lies. - I'm still the man you married.
- 只是我以前有点不一样而已 - 有点不一样? - I was just something different before. - Something different?
丹 你之前不是乐队成员 也不是素食主义者 You weren't in a band or vegan, Dan.
这才是有点不一样 That would be something different.
你可是个雇佣杀手 You were an assassin for hire.
我瞒着你是为了保护你 好吗? I kept the truth from you to protect you, okay?
- 但我们的爱是真的 - 真的?你有没有搞错? - But our love was real. - Real? Are you serious?
是不是真到即便知道 What, was it so real that you couldn't trust me
我们身处险境都不能相信我? with knowing how much danger we were in?
你是怎么想的? What did you think?
觉得我会在妈妈们的 学校短信群里大肆宣传这事? That I'd go blabbing about it on the moms' school text chain?
- 没有 我... - 或者你是担心我知道 - No. I-- - Or were you afraid I'd leave you,
你的真实身份后离开你? knowing who you really are?
我们只是你的一些伪装品 We were just some disguise for you,
只是你伪装成郊区废物身份的一部分? just some part of your cover as a suburban schlub?
- 什么?不是 - 该死的 你一定恨过我们 对吧? - What? No. - Fuck, you must have resented us. Right?
每天勉强维持生计 给孩子们擦屁股 开着面包车 Every single day, eking out a living, wiping kids' asses, driving a minivan.
我喜欢那辆面包车 I love that minivan.
突然间你就像是詹姆斯邦德 现在你是什么样? I mean, all of a sudden you're, like, what, James Bond, and now you're what?
普通的样子 Normal.
一个普通人过着平凡、美好和完美的生活 A normal guy with a normal, wonderful, perfect life.
这是我一直想要的 That's all I've ever wanted.
你是十项全能运动员 I mean, you were a decathlete.
你应该在雅典赢得奖牌 You should've medaled in Athens.
你厌恶作为母亲的生活吗? Do you resent your life as a mom?
有时候会 Sometimes.
是的 Yes.
我不想成为那个人 I don't wanna be that guy.
我希望我能相信你 I wish I could believe you.
我真的希望我能 I really do.
但说实话 But to be honest,
这是我多年来见到你最快乐的一次旅行 this trip is the happiest that I have seen you in years.
这趟旅行中你杀了四个人 A trip in which you have killed four people.
这真的是你吗? I mean, is this really you?
你是个名叫肖恩的陌生人 You're a stranger named Sean.
“阿奇博尔德安德森” "Archibald Anderson."
该死的 奥吉 Oh, damn it, Augie.
明天一早 我就带着孩子们离开 You know, first thing in the morning, I am taking the kids and I am leaving.
- 杰茜 这样不安全 - 和你在一起才不安全 - Jess, it's not safe. - It's not safe with you.
他们在追捕你 不是我们 They're after you, not us.
从现在开始 我和孩子们的事都由我来做决定 And from now on, I'm making the decisions about me and the kids.
杰茜 Jess.
是的 嗨 感谢你接电话 Yeah. Hi. Thanks for picking up.
我知道现在很晚了 I know it's late.
我想知道你是否 能为我的家人提供些旅行帮助 I was wondering if you could help with some travel for my family, please.
(州际旅行解决方案)
- 你要去哪? - 远离这里 远离你 - Where are you going? - Far from here, far from you.
- 去哪里? - 不关你的事 - Where? - It's none of your business.
什么?当然关我的事 What? Like hell it isn't.
嘿 你不能去机场 他们会在那里等着的 Hey, you cannot go to the airport, you know. They're gonna be waiting there.
我们不去机场 我们已经做了别的安排 Well, we're not. We've made other arrangements.
什么别的安排? What other arrangements?
丹 抱歉 我不能说 这是为了保护你 Sorry, Dan. Can't say. It's to protect you.
杰茜...是吗?拜托 别... Jess-- Oh, really? Come on. Don't--
杰茜 别走 这样不安全 Jess. Please. It's not safe.
那就把事情处理了 让我们变安全 Then handle it. Make it safe.
等你搞定了 离我们远点 And when you're done with it, stay away from us.
这是来接我们的吗? Is this for us?
不是吧 不可能的 No, I don't think so. Couldn't be.
- 嗨 - 格温 - Hi. - Gwen.
你在这做什么?这一切让我有点意外 What are you doing here? I wasn't expecting all this.
我在附近转机 然后我就想干脆我自己来接你吧 I was on a layover nearby, and I thought, I'll just come get you myself.
好的 Okay.
嗨 你们一定是莫莉和范 Hi. You must be Molly and Van.
我是格温 嗨 小家伙 如果你们想吃早餐的话 飞机上有 I'm Gwen. Hi, little one. There's breakfast on board, if you'd like it.
当然 Sure.
- 谢谢 - 杰茜卡 怎么了?你还好吗? - Thanks. - Jessica, what is wrong? Are you okay?
发生什么事了?你丈夫呢? What happened? Where's your husband?
我们吵架了 We had a fight.
天啊 Oh, boy.
嘿 也许你能帮我解决我的情感问题 Hey, maybe you can help me with my guy problems then.
- 怎么样? - 乐意至极 - How about that? - I'd love to.
还记得我跟你说过我在布法罗的前任吗? Remember that ex I told you about in Buffalo?
- 记得 - 我们之前在一起很多年了 - Yeah. - We were together for years.
我们感情很好 真的很好 It was good. I mean, it was really good.
你知道吗? 就是双方在肉体上怎么要都不够 You know when you just can't get enough of each other physically?
我以为他就是我的真命天子 然而他却抛弃了一切 I thought he was the one, and then he just threw it all away.
娶了一个和我完全不同的女人 Married some other woman who was the complete opposite of me.
最糟糕的是... And the worst part...
她令人难以忍受 she's insufferable.
- 等等 你见过她了? - 必须的 - Wait. You met her? - I had to.
他和这个女人打造了全新的生活 He created this whole life with this woman,
我想看看她有什么是我没有的 and I needed to see what she had that I didn't.
你做了什么? What did you do?
我做了我最擅长的事 我接近她 I did what I do best. I got in close,
赢得了她的信任 然后耐心地等着她走进我的陷阱 I won her trust, and then I just waited patiently for her to walk into my trap.
我想我把东西落在德士上了 You know, I think I left something in the taxi.
嘿 莫莉? Hey, Molly?
- 怎么了? - 把你弟弟带过来好吗? - Yeah? - You wanna bring your brother?
我们走吧 我们要离开了 Let's go. We're leaving.
我告诉过你别插手这次行动 I told you to stay off this op.
但又是谁把他们作为礼物 带来送给你的呢? And yet, who brought them to you in a big, fat bow?
你需要我 You needed me.
我永远都比你更了解肖恩 I know Sean better than you ever will.
你想怎么处理这家人都行 我不在乎 Do whatever you want with the family. I don't care.
我只想要肖恩 他是我的送货报酬 I just want Sean. He's my payment for delivery.
(麦卡弗瑞)
你就是不放手 是吧? You couldn't let it go, could you?
你知道我不会的 You know me better than that.
听着 你可以带我走 Look, you can have me,
但我要你保证你不会追杀我的家人 but I want your word that you won't go after my family.
“追杀”? "Go after"?
伙计 你晚一步了 You're a little behind, buddy boy.
- 我对天发誓 如果你伤害他们... - 过来带他们走 - I swear to God, if you hurt them-- - Come and get 'em.
找个公共地方 Somewhere public.
我想你搞错了是谁掌握着主动权 I think you're mistaking who holds the cards here.
30分钟后到城北的旧波塞冬赌场 Be at the old Poseidon Casino north of the city in 30 minutes...
独自一人 alone.
出来吧 Come on out!
你好 老朋友 Hello, old friend.
斯皮罗斯 他让你加入了这次行动啊? He brought you in for this, huh, Spiros?
他让所有人都加入了 He brought everybody.
跟我走 Follow me.
他自己来的 He's alone.
多甜蜜啊 Well, well. How sweet.
到现在 他本可以跨越半个地球 He could have been halfway around the world by now,
然而他却在这 用他的生命来换取抛弃他的家人 and yet here he is, trading his life for the family that abandoned him.
我在摩洛哥 借给你的五千块还能要回来吗? So, am I ever getting back that five grand I lent you in Morocco?
听着 I'll tell you what.
如果你十分钟后还活着 我会连本带利还给你 If you're still alive in ten minutes, I'll pay you back with interest.
可惜了 这是个漂亮的地方 Oh, shame. It's a beautiful place.
他们将在十天后拆除它 They're demolishing it in ten days.
都是为我准备的?真让我受宠若惊 All this for me? I'm flattered.
我家人怎么样了? How's the family?
哪一个? Which one?
我们上来了 We're coming up.
他来了 There he is.
你们没事吧? Are you okay?
不给你老爸一个拥抱吗? No hug for your old man?
爸 现在做这个有什么意义? Why start now, Dad?
不好意思 你说什么? I'm sorry, what?
凯尔 我是你的爷爷 I'm your grandfather, Kyle.
天啊 我们是英国人 Oh, my God. We're British.
他没告诉你们吗? He didn't tell ya?
没有 他在自己“不再说谎”的演讲中 省略了这部分 No. He left that part out of his no-more-lies speech.
- 我说了他是父亲般的人物 - 丹 这不是同一个意思 - Well, I said he was a father figure. - Not quite the same, Dan.
这样不是很好吗?他不会杀掉自己的孙辈 This is good, right? He's not gonna kill his own grandkids.
听着 你想怎么处置我都行 放他们走 Look, do whatever you want with me. Let them go.
肖恩 你觉得我想要什么? What is it you think I want, Sean?
杀了我 Kill me.
在那堕落的灵魂深处 你真的觉得我冤枉了你 In that spider's nest of a heart, you actually think that I wronged you.
你曾是我的儿子 You were my son.
我的后代 My legacy.
我把我的一切都倾注在你身上 可你却抛弃了所有 I poured everything I am into you. You threw it all away.
你抛弃了我 伤了我的心 You abandoned me. You broke my heart.
没错 我之前是想杀了你 So, yeah. I wanted you dead.
但最近几天发生了一些事 But then something happened over these past few days.
你干掉了我派去找你的每一个人 所有人 You wasted every single guy I sent at you. Every goddamn one.
从头到尾 你表现得都跟我教你成为的杀手一样 You are every bit the killer I taught you to be.
不是 我已经不是杀手了 No. It's not who I am anymore.
胡说 Bullshit.
告诉我 与过去多年相比 这三天 Tell me you didn't feel more alive the past three days
没让你觉得更加充满活力 than you have done in years.
当你干掉我的每一个手下时 And as you smoked each of my men,
我感受到了缺失已久的感觉 I felt something that I haven't felt in a very long time.
为我的儿子感到骄傲 Pride in my son.
什么?那你什么意思? What? So, what is this?
现在你不想杀我了?你到底想要什么? Now you don't wanna kill me? What the hell do you want?
我想要你回来 I want you back.
什么? What?
你离开后一切都不如从前了 Things were never as good after you left.
对我们所有人来说 For any of us.
所以 我想让我的儿子回来 在家族事业中与我并肩作战 So, I want my son back, working by my side in the family business.
爸 你不会真的考虑这事的 You're not seriously considering this,
- 对吧? - 凯尔 别说话 - are you, Dad? - Quiet, Kyle.
这是个双赢局 你回到属于你的地方 Everybody wins. You come back where you belong.
做你注定要做的人 Be who you were born to be.
杰茜和孩子们安全回到布法罗 Jess and the kids go safely back to Buffalo.
反正这也是他们想要的 It's what they want anyway.
回来肯定比卖车强多了 Sure beats the shit out of selling cars.
但不能联系 我不能再让你在我手下心软了 But no contact. Can't have you going soft on me again.
我是他们的父亲 不联系是不可能的 I'm their father. There's no way this is gonna happen.
听你这么说 我深感遗憾 I'm sorry to hear that.
先杀了他妻子 Start with the wife.
- 等等 不要 我... - 没有第三种选择 - Wait, no! I-- - There's no third option!
要么一切都在此刻结束 Either it all ends here and now,
要么给你家人他们想要的 和其它更多的东西 or you give your family exactly what they want and then some!
我照做 I'll do it.
好的 Okay.
斯皮罗斯 带着我们的祝福送家属们去机场 Spiros, see the family to the airport with our blessing.
爸 Dad.
爸 不要 Dad, please.
我爱你们 一直都会爱你们 I love you. I'll always love you.
我们不能就这么丢下爸爸 Look, we can't just abandon Dad.
我该怎么办? What am I supposed to do?
我的责任是保护你们的安全 It's my job to keep you safe.
我是一个母亲 I'm a mom.
好吧 那就做个徒手抬车的母亲 Okay, then be the mom that lifts the car.
- 什么? - 就是那个母亲 - What? - You know, the mom.
她有个宝宝 然后徒手把车抬了起来 She has the baby, and she lifts the car.
对 那个汽车妈妈 Yeah. You know. Car mom.
我不知道你们在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
摩根太太 那是个都市传奇故事 It's an urban legend, Mrs. Morgan.
一个婴儿被困在汽车下面 A baby is trapped under a car.
他的母亲肾上腺素爆发 徒手把车抬起 His mother gets a burst of adrenaline and lifts the car up with her bare hands.
你的孩子们建议你制服我 然后去救他们的父亲 Your children are suggesting you overpower me to rescue their father.
是的 谢谢 完全正确 Yeah. Thank you. Exactly.
我建议你们不要这么做 I would advise against it.
现在说这废话 Now. Duh.
你们的父亲做出了他的选择 Your father made his choice.
你觉得他想要这样吗? I mean, do you think he wants this?
我们说的可是爸爸 It's Dad that we're talking about.
是那个特雷弗没出现 便带我去参加高三舞会的人 The guy that took me to junior prom when Trevor didn't show up.
是那个每个周三都用蹩脚的说唱 叫我们起床上学的人 The guy that wakes us up for school with shitty raps about Wednesdays.
真美好 我父亲从没这么做过 That's beautiful. My father never did that.
斯皮罗斯 抱歉 你能闭嘴吗? I'm sorry. Can you shut up, Spiros?
嘿 别按了 Hey. Stop.
孩子啊 Children.
妈 没有爸爸的家是不完整的 Mom, we're not a family without Dad.
要让爸爸知道我们不想这样 Dad needs to know that we don't want this.
我知道我们昨晚说过不需要他 但 妈妈 我不想没有他 I know we said we did last night, but, Mom, I don't.
如果他仍选择回去 那就随他的便好了 If he still chooses to do it, then so be it.
但他需要知道 But he needs to know.
妈妈 他觉得我们不再爱他了 I mean, he thinks that we don't love him anymore, Mom.
我们不能以这样的方式结束这件事 We can't just let things end like that.
马克斯 Oh, Max.
我还没给你换尿布呢 I haven't changed you.
我们得在你出疹子前把这个脱掉 We have to get this off of you before you get a rash.
你忘拿婴儿用品袋了 You forgot the diaper bag.
天啊 真的好脏啊 Oh, my gosh.
Ooh, gosh. It's a real messy one.
糟糕 Oh, crap.
也许他会没事的 Maybe he'll be all right.
或者不会 Or not.
我们现在该做什么? What do we do now?
我们要去找你们的爸爸 We're gonna go find your dad.
能让我跟他单独聊聊吗? Give me a minute alone with him, would you?
十分钟后出发 I wanna be wheels up in ten minutes.
我以为再见到你的话 我会杀了你 I thought if I ever saw you again, I'd kill you.
但既然我们都在这里... But since we're here...
好多了 Better.
当然可以 假装我不在这就好 Oh, sure. Pretend I'm not here.
这事不会发生的 我有妻子 This isn't gonna happen. I have a wife.
你曾经有个妻子 You had a wife.
现在你自由了 Now you're free.
回到属于你的地方 是不是感觉很好? Doesn't it feel good to be back where you belong?
格温 好久不见了 It's been a long time, Gwen.
你以为我忘了你的小把戏吗? You think I forgot your little tricks?
你以为我忘了这个? You think I forgot this?
我知道你没有变 I knew you hadn't changed.
你永远都无法抗拒我 You could never resist me.
瓦肯人的掐脖术 Vulcan neck pinch.
急所术 Kyusho Jitsu.
嘿 我只是个搞技术的 Hey. I'm just the tech guy.
大伙儿 对此我深感歉意 I'm so sorry for this, you guys.
是为了抓屁股的部分道歉 还是骗了我们18年的事 For the ass-grabbing part or the 18-years-of-deception thing?
两个都有 所有的事 Both. All of it.
嘿 把他绑起来 Hey. Tie him up.
- 对 你去 - 快点 - Yeah. You. - Come on.
我想把一切都告诉你们 但一直没有合适的时机 I wanted to tell you about everything, but there was never a good time.
- 一直没有合适的时机? - 我要什么时候告诉你? - Never a good time? - When was I gonna tell you?
我们第一次约会?第二次约会? On our first date? Our second?
你怀尼娜时 还是第四个孩子时? When you were pregnant with Nina or by our fourth?
- 什么? - 尼娜 好好算算 - What? - Do the math, Nina.
这些时间里的任何一个都合适 Any of those times would have been a better time.
你应该告诉我真相 这样我就可以自己做决定了 You should have told me the truth, and I could have made up my own mind.
你说得对 抱歉 我既愚蠢又自私 You're right. I'm sorry. I was stupid and selfish.
但我爱上了你 But I was in love with you.
从我们相遇的那一刻起 你就是我的全部 I mean, you've been my whole world since the moment we met.
做你的丈夫和他们的父亲 这才是真实的我 Being your husband and their father, that's the real me.
对我来说 这才是最重要的 That's all that matters to me.
我以生命起誓 我再也不会对你隐瞒任何事了 All right. I swear on my life, I'll never keep anything from you again.
斯皮罗斯在哪? Where's Spiros?
我以为他和你在一起 Thought they were with you.
嗨 兄弟 Hey, bro.
我认识的每一个人都在讨论 昨晚凯利男孩在骇客旋风打的比赛 Everyone I know is talking about what Kyllboi did at HyperX last night.
- 真的吗? - 当然 - Really? - Yeah.
凯尔 少说话 多打结 好吗? Kyle. Less talking, more tying, okay?
抱歉 Sorry.
不是吧 天鸦无人机 No way. A Sky Raven drone?
太棒了 Awesome.
小心点 Just, careful with it.
- 嘿 老兄 你有个不错的孩子 - 我需要你的通讯设备 - Hey, man. You got a great kid. - I need your comms.
哥们儿 Dude!
嘿 凯尔 把那个给我 Hey, Kyle. Give me that.
你根本就不反对科技 你... You're not anti-technology. You're--
你很厉害 You're awesome.
(飞行模式:手动)
- 他们来了 - 什么? - They're coming. - What?
去屋顶找个地方和孩子们躲起来 好吗? Go up to the roof and find somewhere to hide with the kids, okay?
不行 你不能下去 No, you're not going down there.
这是结束这一切、让我们回家的唯一方法 It's the only way to end this. This is the only way we go home.
我们不想回家 我们可以去加拿大做安德森一家 We don't have to go home. We can just go to Canada and be the Andersons.
- 爸 拜托了 - 豆宝 太迟了 - Please, Dad. - It's too late for that, Beans.
不 你不能把自己交给他们 No. You're not giving yourself up to them.
不是 我要带大家回家 No. I'm getting us home.
好了 Okay.
(危险 爆炸物)
我有个计划 I got a plan.
为了我们 我要最后一次做回那个人 Look, I need to be that guy one last time for us.
爸 他们人太多了 Dad. There's too many of 'em.
我有他们没有的人 Well, I have something they don't have.
凯利男孩 Kyllboi.
你的通讯设备 做我的眼睛和耳朵 好吗?我就靠你了 That's your comms. You're my eyes and my ears, okay? I'm counting on you.
走吧 Let's go.
凯利男孩 开始行动 Move out, Kyllboi.
嘿 凯尔 你和我在同一个频道 Hey, Kyle, you're on the same channel as me.
中庭的每一寸地都给我守好了 I want every inch of this atrium covered.
(波塞冬赌场酒店)
电梯在动 Movement on the elevator!
快去电梯门那 The elevator door. Now!
看到目标就开枪 相信我 因为他就会这样 You see a shot, you take it, because, believe me, he will.
看到目标了吗? You got a shot?
还没看到他 Negative. I don't see him yet.
他不在这 He's not here.
等一下 Wait.
有什么发现? What do ya got?
找掩体 Take cover!
天啊 Holy shit.
嘿 看到谁了吗? Hey. See anybody?
他在上面 He's up there!
该死的 Shit.
凯尔 说话 Talk to me, Kyle.
你是我的眼睛 You're my eyes.
你右边没人 现在就走 You're clear on your right. Go now.
爸 有人在你左边 Dad, man on your left.
爸 你没事吧?前面有人 Dad, are you okay? Man ahead.
后面有人 Man on your six.
凯尔 干得好 Great job, Kyle.
爸 我盯着呢 I'm on it, Dad.
凯尔 说话 Talk to me, Kyle.
他们拿到了无人机 They've got the drone.
小心 帘子后面 Look out. Behind the curtain.
爸 快点 拿下他 Come on, Dad. Get him.
又是你 You again.
被人用拖把从3号过道清走了? They mopped your ass up off aisle three, huh?
又得需要那把拖把了 Gonna need that mop again.
格温 你到底在哪? Gwen, where the hell are you?
格温? Gwen?
- 格温? - 麦卡弗瑞? - Gwen? - McCaffrey?
发生什么事了? What's going on?
那孩子拿到了无人机 Kid's got the drone.
找到他 Find him.
爸 撤回命令 Call it off, Dad!
别开枪 Hold your fire!
肖恩 你改变主意了? Change your mind, Sean?
没有 但现在给你机会改变主意 No. But here's your chance to.
撤回命令 Call it off now.
你不会杀死自己的血亲的 You don't have it in you to kill your own flesh and blood.
而我会 I, on the other hand, do have it in me.
干掉他 Let him have it!
快走 藏到下面去 快走 Go. Underneath. Go.
等等 不要 Wait. No.
照顾好弟弟们 别出声 Look after your brothers. Don't make a sound.
无论发生什么事 都不要离开麦克斯 Do not leave Max, whatever happens.
杰茜卡 Jessica.
是你吗? Is that you?
凯尔 说话 Talk to me, Kyle.
格温上来了 Gwen's up here.
亲爱的 我一听就知道是空枪 I know the sound of an empty gun when I hear one, sweetie.
为什么我们不让事情变得简单点呢? So why don't we make this real easy, shall we?
除非你觉得自己能打败我 Unless you think you can take me.
我觉得妈妈会跟她干一架 I think Mom's gonna fight her.
就因为你在Y俱乐部 You think you can beat me
穿上露露乐蒙的运动服 上了几节 自由搏击课 你就觉得能打败我了? because you took some kickboxing classes at the Y and wear Lululemon?
不行 Ooh, no.
在课堂上学的? Learn that in class?
没错 Yeah.
你知道我是以这个为生的吧? You know I do this for a living, right?
当你在生孩子、剪优惠券时 While you were popping out brats and clipping coupons,
我在刺杀独裁者 I was assassinating dictators.
回家长教师协会去吧 So, why don't you go back to the PTA?
因为你就是个笑话 'Cause you're a joke.
凯尔 你看到了什么? Kyle, what do you see?
还剩九个人 你右边有四个 前面有五个 All right, there's nine guys left. Four to your right, five ahead of you.
凯尔 我没子弹了 I'm out of ammo, Kyle.
爸 找掩护 来了一个男的 立刻翻过那堵矮墙 Find cover, Dad. A man coming. Get over the low wall. Now.
凯尔老兄 你该提到这张桌子的 Kyle, could have mentioned that table, buddy.
抱歉 Sorry.
现在把左边的那个干掉 Take out the one on the left now.
爸 等等 我们得走了 Dad, hold on. We gotta move.
凯尔 下面那个人 穿过门厅追赶他 Kyle. That guy below, chase him through the foyer.
好的 这就去 我在追他 Okay, I'm going. I'm chasing him.
让他过来 Keep him coming.
他正朝我过来 He's coming right at me.
看着马克斯 我去帮妈妈 Take Max. I gotta go help Mom.
凯尔 说话 Talk to me, Kyle.
剩下两个了 包括爷爷 Two left, including granddad.
右手边有人 Man on your right!
肖恩 如果我是你 我不会走那条路 Wouldn't go that way if I were you, Sean.
爸 妈妈受伤了 我们遇到大麻烦了 Dad, Mom's hurt. We're in big trouble.
淘气鬼们 Little brats.
肖恩 我看错你了 I was wrong about you, Sean.
你对我来说没什么用 You're no use to me.
家庭让你变弱了 Family have made you weak.
因为他们 你连战斗都无法集中注意力 You can't even focus on the fight you're in because of them.
嗨 要去哪里吗? Hi. Going somewhere?
别担心她 她没事 Don't worry about her. She's great.
小家伙 你刚才袭击我那一下 You know, that move you pulled back there, little one?
可不是明智之举 That was a very bad idea.
不管怎样 我最不喜欢在工作中杀掉未成年人 Look. For what it's worth, killing minors is the least favorite part of my job.
谁先来? Now, who's first?
我们还没打完 We're not done!
妈妈 不要 妈妈 Mom. No, Mom!
砰 Bang.
妈妈 Mama.
拜托 Oh, come on.
死掉吧 Just die.
妈妈 Mama.
看看这个 Look at this.
你在开玩笑吧 You can't be serious.
不再是从前的十项全能选手了 是吧? Not quite the decathlete we once were, huh?
孩子们 抱歉 没有针对个人 Sorry, kids. It's nothing personal.
也许有点吧 Maybe a little.
又来了 Here we go again.
她就像是《小火车做到了》里面的人物 She's like The Little Engine That Could.
贱人 还有其它九个比赛项目呢 There's nine other events, bitch.
天啊 妈妈 Oh, my God. Mom.
在我看来 这是一种仁慈的行为 Far as I'm concerned, this is an act of mercy.
我帮你省了再卖20年二手车的时间 I'm saving you 20 more years of selling used cars.
是认证二手车 Certified pre-owned.
肖恩 再见 Goodbye, Sean.
爷爷 等等 Grandpa! Wait!
我知道你认为我们可能会 I know you think that we probably hate you
因为这几天发生的所有事恨你 for everything that's happened these past few days, and--
也许我们该恨你 and maybe we should.
但我明白了家庭是这个世上最重要的东西 But I've learned that family is the most important thing in the entire world.
当我看着你时 我看到的不只是冷血的杀手 And when I look at you, I don't just see a cold-blooded killer.
我还看到了我的爷爷 I see my grandpa.
也许我们有办法作为一家人... And maybe there's a way for us to move forward...
继续生活下去 as a family.
孩子 如果你以为说这些话就能说服我... Kid, if you think this little speech is gonna win me over...
老实说... Honestly...
我只是希望这能给他 争取到足够的时间干这事 I was just hoping it would buy him enough time to do this.
宝贝 Oh, baby.
- 爸爸 - 嘿 - Dad. - Hey.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗨 Hi!
好棒啊 Wow!
(六个月后)
下午好 欢迎收看午间新闻 Good afternoon, and welcome to the news at noon.
有关一个秘密准军事组织的细节 不断浮出水面 While details are continuing to emerge about a covert paramilitary group...
谢谢 Thanks.
该组织主导了多项高调的暗杀行动 ...responsible for high-profile assassinations
据报道 时间跨度长达数十年 reportedly spanning decades,
这个爆炸性消息的爆料者是... this bombshell story was broken
(鲍尔温县 麦卡弗瑞 利亚姆)
...高中新闻记者尼娜摩根 by a high school newspaper reporter, Nina Morgan.
(动力安保公司)
你挂了 And you're dead.
太扯了 你说过会有两个敌人 That's bullshit. You said there'd be two hostiles.
我撒谎了 不过 萨姆 那招好多了 但放倒他要再狠点 I lied. But, Sam, that was better. Take him down harder.
我不想伤到他 I didn't wanna hurt the guy.
不会 他没事的 个头虽小 人却很强壮 No, he'll be fine. He's small, but he's very strong.
嘿 打断一下 为什么不是你被扔到卡车上20次? Hey, excuse me. Why don't you get thrown against a truck 20 times?
因为信头上有我的名字 Because my name's on the letterhead.
结束了 Et voilà!
嘿 各位 我有家庭活动 Hey, guys. I have a family commitment.
(摩根安保咨询公司)
奥吉 你来接手 好吗? Augie, you take it from here, okay?
跑快点 Let's pick up the pace!
接下来几天我都不在 I'm gonna be gone for the next few days!
我希望你们记住我 I want you to remember me!
嘿 该走了 Hey, it's time to go.
好了 各位 我下线了 Okay, people. I'm out.
快点 Guys, come on.
我们得避开交通高峰 We gotta beat the traffic!
拜托 Oh, come on.
不行 我不能乘这辆又大又丑的车去学校 No, I cannot show up to school in this monstrosity.
- 你怎么能这样对我? - 不要怪我 - How could you do this to me? - Don't blame me.
是莱文用掉了所有的折扣和积分 你们没听见吗? Levon applied all the discounts and all the points. Didn't you hear?
我们是白金高级钻石会员 We are platinum elite superior diamond members.
好了 我带了小零食和地图 Okay. I got the snacks. I got the maps.
- 开始旅行吧 - 太棒了 - Let's do this. - Nice.
- 嘿 请上交手机 - 不是吗? - Hey, phones, please. - For real?
是的 抓住 Yeah. Catch it.
给你 There you go.
- 谢谢 - 如果你把这个丢了 我会杀了你 - Thank you. - If you throw this away, I will kill you.
- 天啊 恶心 - 恶心 - God, gross. - Oh, gross.
去加州的路上都要这么做吗? You gonna be doing that all the way to California?
- 对 一路上都这样 - 当然 - Yes. All the way. - Yeah. Absolutely.
- 拜托 - 没错 - Come on. - Yeah.
- 我进去了 来 让一让 - 我来拿这些 - I'm going. Here, scooch. - And I will take those.
- 哔哔 - 出发 - Beep, beep. - Here we go.
一、二、 三 One, two, three!
公路旅行 Road trip!
(生死极速)
(汽车销售员一天内收到十张超速罚单)
(月度优秀员工)
(莱文A.麦格菲蒂)
(摔伤?败诉不收钱)
(再见 特雷弗)
(维尼拉艾斯 《冰冰宝贝》)
(《拉斯维加斯太阳报》 波塞冬赌场被拆毁)
(凯利男孩)
(节日快乐 摩根一家)
天啊 大伙儿 我差点忘了 Oh, my God. Guys, I almost forgot.
什么?怎么? What? Yeah?
- 跟这些说再见 - 不要 - Say goodbye to these. - No!
为什么? Why?
天啊 Oh, my God.
一点都不好笑 That's not funny.
一分钟内 我需要一位 柔情似水的男人或女人给我加油打气 In a minute, I'ma need a sentimental Man or woman to pump me up
脚穿巴家鞋 感觉繁琐又花哨 Feelin' fussy Walkin' in my Balenci-ussies
竭力展示完美状态 Tryna bring out the fabulous
因为我太在乎了 我要喝两杯烈酒 'Cause I give a fuck way too much I'ma need like two shots in my cup
想要振作 想要沉沦 我现在就这感觉 Wanna get up, wanna get down Ooh, that's how I feel right now
我曾意志消沉 压力巨大 Oh, I been so down and under pressure
我魅力四射 毫无焦虑之感 耶 I'm way too fine to feel this stressed Yeah
- 或曾经的样子 - 曾经 - Or used to be - Be
谁的歌?珍妮杰克逊吗? Who is this? Janet Jackson?