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Hey. Hey, what's the deal
with your roommate?

2
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♫ Walkin' in the sunshine
Singing a little sunshine song ♫

3
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♫ Put a smile upon your face ♫

4
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BOTH:
Whoo!

5
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♫ Think about a good time
Had a long time ago ♫

6
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♫ Think about forgetting about
Your worries and your woes ♫

7
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♫ Walkin' in the sunshine
Singing a little sunshine song ♫

8
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♫ La, la, la, la, la
Dee, oh ♫

9
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♫ Whether the weather
Be rain or snow ♫

10
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[GOATS BLEAT]

11
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[GOATS SLURPING]

12
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Morning, Gordon.

13
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♫ A snowy pasture ♫

14
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Nice day, huh?

15
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♫ Walkin' in the sunshine
Singing a little sunshine song ♫

16
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♫ Put a smile upon your face ♫♫

17
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Hurry up, Bucky.
Jeez, slow poke.

18
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I'm going as fast as I can, Clint.
No fooling.

19
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I see you're trying
the Cool Ranch Doritos today.

20
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Oh. You spoke so highly of them,
I figured I'd give them a whirl.

21
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They should be their own food group.
No fooling, they're that good.

22
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Tell her your life story,
why don't you?

23
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No, I was commenting
on the Doritos.

24
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Ooh! Are you sassing me?

25
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No, no, he was just--

26
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He don't need a lawyer,
Mrs. Bozobop.

27
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Come on. Let's get on.

28
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The way we've been meaning to get on
ever since you started bagging here.

29
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OW! Oh! Oh!

30
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Oh! You hit me in the eye!

31
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[GROANS]

32
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What? No, Clint,
you hit yourself. I saw you.

33
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You've gone loony.

34
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You get out of here. You're fired.

35
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Fired?
Yeah. Go on!

36
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[SOBBING]

37
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[♫♫♫]

38
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I'm so sorry I got you
in trouble, Bucky.

39
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I shouldn't have distracted
you from your job.

40
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Mrs. Bozobop,
this has nothing to do with you.

41
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It is an honor
to have you as my last bag.

42
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And I meant what I said about the Cool Ranch.
They're so good...

43
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Oh, listen to me, Bucky.

44
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Don't let these people
get you down.

45
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I can feel it in my bones.

46
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You're destined for greatness.

47
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[♫♫♫]

48
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[SIGHS]

49
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Oh, jeez, Bucky.

50
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I haven't seen you this down
since they canceled Jericho.

51
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You know, that Clint guy
is just a little off.

52
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I was repairing the soles of his
loafers, and I'm not lying,

53
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he's got six toes.

54
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Now, get right out of town.
No joke.

55
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No. I saw the outline
right there in the shoe.

56
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I think his dad was
some sort of an amphibian.

57
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Oh.

58
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[IMITATING BUBBLING]

59
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[BOTH LAUGH]

60
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Jeremiah, shame on you!

61
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Pop, you had me going
real good there.

62
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[ALL LAUGH]

63
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He sure did.
See, you're feeling better already, hon.

64
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Ah. I bet it's that new haircut.

65
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I've been getting a lot of
compliments on it. Thanks, Mom.

66
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Oh, don't thank me.
Thank the bowl. Ha-ha-ha.

67
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Mrs. Bozobop said
I look like Brad Pitt.

68
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Yeah, you do look like
kind of the Legends of the Fall

69
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with the hair working there.

70
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Heh, heh, heh. What do you say
we adjourn to the living room

71
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and play some Yahtzee?
Oh. That's a good idea.

72
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Oh, uh, actually...

73
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Mom, I'm gonna go over
to Dale's tonight.

74
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Oh. Okay, I just thought
you loved the Yahtz.

75
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I do. it's just Rory said
they've got some movie

76
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that will turn my frown
upside down.

77
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Yeah, you know, it's good to have
friends when times are tough.

78
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I want you to wear
your bright sneakers,

79
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so the cars can see you.

80
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Already on, Pop.

81
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Look at him dancing.
Like a rapper.

82
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[♫♫♫]

83
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DALE: Ooh. Here he comes.
We gotta cheer him up.

84
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Hiya, Buck.
Hey, what's the word, Big Bird?

85
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Hey, Dale, what is that,
a robot head?

86
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I Wish.

87
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It's my parents' old projector.
We used to watch home movies on it.

88
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But tonight,

89
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[WHISPERING] we're gonna use
it to watch nude movies.

90
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]

91
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Nude?
A skin-filmer.

92
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One of those movies you can
play with your business to.

93
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Play with your busi...
Business what?

94
00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,046
Don't you twang your wang?

95
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If that means washing my Ween,
then yeah, it's an every-dayer.

96
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You know, "Up, down, all around,
do it again if I see some brown."

97
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No, it means rubbing
your skin flute

98
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after it gets stiff from seeing
a pair of love balloons.

99
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[GRUNTING]

100
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Nope. Can't say I've done that.

101
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N ' You are fibbing!
o way.

102
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Jeez, Bucky, I build my day
around the whack.

103
00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,884
I get in a breakfast flapjack,
a nooner,

104
00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:05,090
an after-lunch, pre-nap slap,
a post-work, traffic-jam slam,

105
00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,005
a pre-dinner spinner,
an after-dinner dink,

106
00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,446
a dog-walk leash-pull,

107
00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,285
and then I round it out
with a midnight snack-whack,

108
00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,965
if my folks are asleep.

109
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Sometimes I do it
at the dinner table.

110
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I'm not gonna lie, Bucky.
I've been choking the bald man

111
00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,489
the whole time Lars was telling you
his pud-pulling schedule.

112
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Pocket patty-cake!

113
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Jeez. You guys spend
a lot of time on this.

114
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Is it really that fun?

115
00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,410
Better than
"Donkey Kong."

116
00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,244
Now, get right out of town.

117
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[STAMMERS]

118
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Okay.

119
00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,167
So how do you do it, this...
What is it, whacking?

120
00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,164
It's a breeze. We'll walk you
through it, step by step.

121
00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,005
We'll even kill the lights,
so you can have your privacy.

122
00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,209
But you know what? We'll put on
the old Billy Squier black light

123
00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,283
so you can see your business.

124
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Jeez, guys, thanks a lot
for helping me out here.

125
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Hey, we wouldn't be
your friends if we didn't.

126
00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,970
Now, jump in the big bean.

127
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,360
All right.

128
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,129
RORY: Now you're gonna see
some sexy stuff in the movie.

129
00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,362
Stuff that's gonna
inflate your fun-tool.

130
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[OVER SPEAKERS]
♫ La, la, la, la, la ♫♫

131
00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,161
Ooh. Like hot-buttered yaboes.

132
00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,368
I got a feeling
this is gonna be a doozy.

133
00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,682
So pop a button and go
ankles on your trousers.

134
00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,644
You're gonna wanna
be ready, Bucky.

135
00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,644
[LAUGHS]

136
00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,606
We should put down a tarp.

137
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Could be a flood when he blows.

138
00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,722
ACTOR:
Just finished baling the hay.

139
00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,121
Need me to put the pitchfork
anywhere else?

140
00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,884
How's it going up there,
Bucky?

141
00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,566
Not sure. I'm catching some air
off my wrinkle-bag.

142
00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,564
Is that what we're looking for?
One hundred percent, Bucky.

143
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,882
That's called liftoff.
Oh.

144
00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,883
Okay.
ACTRESS: Ooh.

145
00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,610
[ACTRESS GIGGLES]

146
00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,923
Bucky, grab your joystick.
The game's about to begin.

147
00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,010
Okay, one hand or two?
No, just the one.

148
00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,446
Keep your other hand free,

149
00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,489
in case you wanna tap
on your dirt button.

150
00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,369
Okay.

151
00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,205
Forget your dirt button!
Just ice-pick it, Bucky!

152
00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,089
Grab at it
and really go to town!

153
00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,362
[BOYS LAUGHING]

154
00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,731
Up and down, like a pogo stick!

155
00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,120
[ACTRESS MOANS]

156
00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:26,045
Am I doing it now?
Am I a whacker?

157
00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:30,444
RORY: You're a whacking machine!
Whack! Whack!

158
00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,442
Is that who I think it is?

159
00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,088
ACTRESS:
How does that feel?

160
00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,443
You know, that's got a real kick to it, hon.
Just like a donkey.

161
00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,840
[BOTH GIGGLING & MOANING]

162
00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,726
That's your folks.

163
00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,410
One hundred percent.

164
00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,130
JEREMIAH:
By golly.

165
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,691
Oh, my!

166
00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,121
Jeez, that's weird.

167
00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,931
Oh. Ha-ha-ha.

168
00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,930
[JEREMIAH & DEBBIE
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

169
00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,651
That's my folks.

170
00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,485
On the big screen.

171
00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,291
I think that's
pretty dang cool, Bucky.

172
00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,241
JEREMIAH:
Hi, Buck.

173
00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,528
I knew you couldn't
resist the Yahtzee.

174
00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,809
So you finished
the movie already?

175
00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,161
Oh.

176
00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,482
I bet acting is fun.

177
00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,407
Hmm.

178
00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,165
But it's gotta be weird
having a camera pointed at you,

179
00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,970
don't you think, Pop?

180
00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,522
Oh. Probably not that weird.

181
00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,209
I bet you couldn't do it.

182
00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,010
Oh, I bet you I could.

183
00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,205
I bet you couldn't

184
00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,930
if you're nude!

185
00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,969
Jim Spraysium
and Rosie Bush!

186
00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,842
How'd you know about that?

187
00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,764
I saw it.

188
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,366
I didn't even know
you were a farmer, Pop.

189
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,846
BUCKY:
Whoa.

190
00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,520
We were gonna tell you
on your 50th birthday,

191
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,047
but I guess
you stumbled on it early.

192
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,282
You made all of these?
Sure did.

193
00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:15,126
Eighty-six, to be exact.
Jeez. I mean, uh...

194
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,850
How the heck
did you get into it?

195
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,604
Uh-- Well,

196
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,043
one day, your mother says,
"l wanna see the ocean."

197
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:27,081
So I rented a van and, well,
we went out there to California.

198
00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,686
Anyway, we're taking a walk
on the beach.

199
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,924
So we threw down a beach towel,

200
00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,321
and we start a pretty mean
session of kissy-face.

201
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,641
Oh.

202
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,849
And then, out of nowhere,
an older gentleman comes up

203
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,367
and says
we look good smooching.

204
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,205
And he said he made movies
about people doing the stuff

205
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,089
that we were doing.
Yeah,

206
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,801
and he said that we had
a natural look and technique.

207
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,923
He said it was our destiny.

208
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,686
JEREMIAH: When someone says it's
your destiny, you listen up.

209
00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,962
[♫♫♫]

210
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,682
Old Mrs. Bozobop said
I had a destiny earlier.

211
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,082
Well, sure you do.
Everybody does, Bucky.

212
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,401
Yeah, but this is it.

213
00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,210
What's it?

214
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,488
This is why I was fired.

215
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,971
This is my destiny.

216
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,043
I was born to be a star.

217
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,125
Oh, I don't Know
about that, Bucky.

218
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,721
I mean, it's not an easy life.
JEREMIAH: Oh.

219
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,441
It's filled with long days
and lots of chafing.

220
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,521
I ain't afraid of chafing.
I ain't afraid of nothing.

221
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,127
I'm gonna go to California and I'm
gonna be a star on the silver screen.

222
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,884
I'm the son of two movie stars.

223
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:39,204
That's like
a super-duper movie star.

224
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,683
Buck!
No. Let him go, dear.

225
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,402
[♫♫♫]

226
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,008
I love you so much. I'm gonna call you
right when I get there, I promise.

227
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,685
You better.
All right.

228
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,285
All right, son.
Bye.

229
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,687
There goes our boy, Jeremiah.

230
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,126
Give them heck, son!

231
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,445
[HANSON'S "MMMBOP" PLAYING]

232
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,171
♫ Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba do bop, ba duba dop ♫

233
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:13,803
♫ Ba do bop, ba duba dop
Ba do, yeah, yeah ♫

234
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,961
♫ Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba do bop, ba duba dop ♫

235
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,202
No way.

236
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,323
Pop.

237
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:30,402
♫ Oh, yeah, ba duba dop
Ba do, yeah ♫

238
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,769
♫ Yeah, yeah ♫

239
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,969
♫ Plant a seed, plant a flower
Plant a rose ♫♫

240
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,721
♫ California love ♫

241
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,002
[2PAC'S
"CALIFORNIA LOVE" PLAYS]

242
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,648
Take care.
Be safe, Bucky.

243
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,529
[PIG GRUNTING]

244
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,569
BUCKY:
Bye, Piggies.

245
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,366
♫ Knows how to party ♫

246
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,767
♫ California
Knows how to party ♫

247
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,649
♫ In the city of L.A. ♫

248
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,245
♫ In the city ♫

249
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,283
♫ City of Compton ♫

250
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:23,361
♫ We keep it rockin'
We keep it rockin' ♫

251
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,084
♫ Now let me welcome everybody
To the wild, wild west ♫

252
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,487
♫ A state that's untouchable
Like Eliot Ness ♫

253
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,120
♫ The track hits ye eardrum
Like a slug to ya chest ♫

254
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,681
♫ Pack a vest for your jimmy
In the city of sex ♫

255
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,844
♫ We in that sunshine state
With a bomb-ass hemp beat ♫

256
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,520
♫ The state where ya never find
A dance floor empty ♫♫

257
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,808
[♫♫♫]

258
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,206
Hey, how are you?

259
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,645
On--

260
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,325
We don't sell kiddie porn, man.

261
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,848
Oh, I'm allergic to cats.

262
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,449
Self-service, pal.
Don't see what you want, just do some laps,

263
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,446
until something gives you a boner.
No, I don't wanna buy a movie.

264
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,843
I wanna be in one. Let's go.

265
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,841
We just sell the porn.

266
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,651
If you wanna make it,
you have to go to the Valley.

267
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,290
No way.

268
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,283
Is that far?

269
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,444
We just-- The bus went through
a valley in Colorado. Was that it?

270
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,489
Did I miss it?
No.

271
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,563
Just go over the hill.

272
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,085
Take Laurel Canyon.

273
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,765
All right, good.
Thanks.

274
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,285
How are you doing?

275
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,124
All right. it's hot out.

276
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,126
MAN [ON RECORDING]: Fart in my mouth!
Fart in my mouth!

277
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,727
Fart in my mouth!
Fart in my mouth!

278
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,769
[BRIAN LEE'S
"SOUL DANCING" PLAYS]

279
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,490
BUCKY:
Hi, how are you?

280
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,721
[HORN HONKING]

281
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,805
Yeah, good day.
Yeah, good day to you. All right.

282
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,647
[TIRES SCREECHING]

283
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,131
Hi, all right.

284
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:55,171
♫ All the happy faces
No time for unexpected voices ♫

285
00:14:55,600 --> 00:15:00,242
♫ Feel the warmth
Of all the love around us ♫

286
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,807
♫ 'Cause it's a dream ♫

287
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:10,286
♫ You're soul dancing free ♫

288
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:15,285
♫ You're soul dancing free ♫

289
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,842
♫ You're soul dancing free ♫♫

290
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,849
Hey, what's your soup today?

291
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:27,450
Um... Split pea
with rice and broccoli.

292
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,841
Oh. That sounds good.
I'll have a bowl of that.

293
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,449
Ooh. And some braces?

294
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,130
And maybe a haircut?
And a new shirt? Heh. God.

295
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,328
Heh-heh. Kathy,
I'm going on break.

296
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,290
Bring a bowl of soup
to Bugs Bunny at the counter.

297
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,127
Marge, you just went on break.

298
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,362
[♫♫♫]

299
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,726
I'll get that soup
over to you right away.

300
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,690
My name's Kathy, by the way,

301
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,286
so if you need anything,
just holler.

302
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,966
Okay. I'm Hucky.
Boiler at me if you need spazzing.

303
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,685
Okay.

304
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,642
[♫♫♫]

305
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,404
I need you to clean up
the bathrooms.

306
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,242
Oh, it's Marge's night
to clean the bathrooms.

307
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,481
Marge had to leave sick.

308
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,165
Why are you being so difficult?

309
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,731
Marge has a hard life.

310
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,927
Marge has got hairy ears
just like a tarantula.

311
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,730
And she's ugly as shit.

312
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,565
Show some compassion,
would you?

313
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,649
Okay.

314
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,206
I didn't know
we had rats over here.

315
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,207
Do you want me to clean
the bathrooms for you? I can.

316
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:51,041
Oh. No, it's sweet of you
to offer, but I can do it.

317
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,008
All right. Let me know.

318
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,925
I love that accent.

319
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,641
Are you from the Midwest?
Yeah! Iowa.

320
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,882
Good guess.

321
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,766
Are you here on vacation,

322
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,122
or did you come here
to become a movie star?

323
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,930
A movie star.

324
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,411
Do you have mind powers?

325
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,607
[CHUCKLES]

326
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:14,088
No, just root-beer-float powers.

327
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,765
[SNORTS]

328
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,486
[WHISPERING]
Hey. Psst.

329
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,201
I have a question.
[WHISPERING] Okay.

330
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,803
Are there any stars here?

331
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,804
Because it says
"Tony's Famous Diner" on the sign,

332
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,691
but I haven't recognized anyone.

333
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,286
Yeah. Play it cool.

334
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,802
I'm not supposed to say this,

335
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,486
but the guy behind you,
on your left,

336
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,167
was Chewbacca in Star Wars.

337
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,563
What? He was Chewbacca?
Yes.

338
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,007
I love Star Wars.

339
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,006
On my left?
Yeah.

340
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,203
[BOTH LAUGHING]

341
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,684
Oh, my God.
He looks just like him.

342
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,760
[LAUGHING]

343
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,205
[GASPS]

344
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,522
[♫♫♫]

345
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,682
[CRUNCHING]

346
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,887
Midwest,
what are you doing in there?

347
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,368
Munching on this chocolate Frisbee,
doing some Mad Libs.

348
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,170
I see that.

349
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,561
Why are you doing it in the bushes?

350
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,087
I actually thought I'd set up camp
in here tonight.

351
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,480
It's actually kind of warm.

352
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,406
You don't have any place to stay?

353
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,769
No. I just got to town,
so I don't really know anybody yet.

354
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,242
But it's fine. I was a Cub Scout,
so I can make do.

355
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,483
Bucky, get out of the bushes.

356
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,927
Come on,
it's not a nice neighborhood.

357
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,242
There's a guy at my apartment building
who's been looking for a roommate.

358
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,488
Let's go see
if the room's still available.

359
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,565
And, you know, if not,
we've got much nicer bushes.

360
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,609
All right, sounds like a plan.

361
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,847
[♫♫♫]

362
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,650
So you live here
your whole life?

363
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,361
No, I grew up in New Jersey.
I moved here after high school.

364
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,010
You went to high school?

365
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,164
Yeah, you didn't go?
No, my town didn't have one.

366
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,731
Oh.

367
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,921
So, what kind of movies you wanna do?
Comedy, drama?

368
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,366
Nude.

369
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,330
Ha-ha.
So comedy. Ha-ha.

370
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,448
No, full-on nude.
My folks did it.

371
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,971
Cross my heart.

372
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,044
Oh. Well, that's awesome.
Awesome.

373
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,486
Thanks.
Here we are.

374
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,130
Home, sweet home.

375
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,930
Your bushes are super nice.

376
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,650
KATHY:
Yeah, they're nice.

377
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,088
I hope he's still awake.
It is kind of late.

378
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,802
Hey, Gary,
I'm sorry to bother you.

379
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,167
I wanted to see
if you have that room for rent.

380
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,765
So are we gonna do this or not?

381
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,090
Yeah. Yeah.

382
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:39,006
Well, you can tell him
that Gary said to eat my shit.

383
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,845
Yeah, totally.

384
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,843
You wanna move your stuff
in tonight?

385
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,684
Oh. No. No, it's not for me.

386
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,320
It's for my friend Bucky here.
I'm still up in 44.

387
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,169
How are you doing?
Bucky Larson.

388
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,685
What line of work are you in?

389
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,081
I'm here to be a movie star. Heh.

390
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,767
My last roommate came here to be a rock
star then skipped town, that fuck.

391
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,524
Owes me three months' rent.

392
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,523
Fuck you, John Mayer.

393
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,524
Wait, no. I got the dough.
I'm good for it.

394
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,961
Can you excuse us for a minute?
Yeah, sure.

395
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,125
Oh. And don't leave.
I'd like to say goodbye.

396
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,364
Okay.

397
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,602
Look, I don't know you
and I don't know Kathy.

398
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,007
I've seen her in the laundry room
a few times,

399
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,845
but that doesn't mean I trust her.
I trust her tits.

400
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,485
Okay.

401
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,605
I'm gonna let you have the room
because I know you got cash.

402
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,048
And I know I could pound those
woodcutters down your throat.

403
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,684
Why are you being weird
about that?

404
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,730
I'm not. it's fine. Whatever you want.
Yeah, no fucking shit.

405
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,963
You can have the bathroom
off the hallway.

406
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,691
Don't use the one in my room.
That's my sanctuary.

407
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,320
Roommates?
Yeah, roommates.

408
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,051
Good.
Great seeing you again, Kathy,

409
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,249
and if you ever wanna hang out
by the pool, let me know.

410
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,925
Okay.

411
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,210
Good night, Bucky.
Good night, Kathy.

412
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,682
[KISSING]

413
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,451
[SNORING]

414
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,250
[BIRD CHIRPING]

415
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,965
[GRUNTING]

416
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,328
[BIRD CONTINUES CHIRPING]

417
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,364
All right.

418
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,884
[BLOWlNG]

419
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,724
[CHIRPING]

420
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,402
[BLOWING]

421
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,443
[CHIRPING]

422
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,888
[SUCKS TEETH]

423
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,091
I could do this all day, bird,

424
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,766
but I gotta go
and take this town by the antlers.

425
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,002
[♫♫♫]

426
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,967
Oh!
What the fuck?

427
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,122
I'm sorry.
Shut the door!

428
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,930
You said this was my bathroom.

429
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,570
It is! But I shit here!

430
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,041
I can't shit where I shower!
Shut the fucking door!

431
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,730
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

432
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,326
You better not be a psycho!

433
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,164
Sorry. We got a new intern
out here at our office.

434
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,442
[♫♫♫]

435
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,165
Bucky.

436
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,051
Why are you brushing your teeth
in the pool?

437
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,170
Oh. There's a problem
with my bathroom.

438
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,402
There's gonna be a problem
in your stomach

439
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,762
if you keep using that water.

440
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,681
Thanks for the warning.
Yeah.

441
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,166
I'm off to work.
Good luck being nude today.

442
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,010
Okay. Say hi to Chewbacca.

443
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,282
[LAUGHS]
Okay.

444
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,682
[♫♫♫]

445
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,809
Free snake? No, thanks.

446
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,162
[BUCKY READING FLYER]

447
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,726
Bucky Larson.

448
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,847
This is Bucky Larson.

449
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,809
Do you have a headshot?

450
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,244
Uh... Like a shot
of my head or what?

451
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,602
Uh... Yeah.

452
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,560
Uh... Oh! Yeah, wait.

453
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,085
I got a picture here of me.

454
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,289
That's me on the left.
You can just fold it and get the head part.

455
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,245
Your accent's awesome, man.

456
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,801
I like the Midwest choice.
And that vest is amazing.

457
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,883
Oh, thanks.
My mom made it for me.

458
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,849
[CHUCKLES]

459
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,764
This isn't a proper headshot.

460
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,844
Who cares?
Come on, this guy's great.

461
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,206
Don't be such a buzz-kill.

462
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,562
Are you familiar with
Redondi Mac and Cheese?

463
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,404
Oh, Yeah. That's my favorite.

464
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,927
My mom makes it every Tuesday
for Boggle night.

465
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,241
I love your slogan.

466
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,528
♫ Eat Redondi
Fill your belly ♫

467
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,364
♫ Monday through Sunday ♫♫

468
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,241
That's perfect. My name is Claudio
and I'll be directing this commercial.

469
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,686
We're gonna put you on tape.

470
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,366
Did you get to peep the script?
Peep?

471
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,686
Peep?

472
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,406
Screw it. We'll do a cold read.
You're a pro.

473
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,961
Owen, press record.

474
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,245
And Bucky, go for it.

475
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,164
Okay.

476
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,684
[SCREAMING]

477
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,771
Holy shit!
Fuck, man, what are you doing?

478
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,524
No, no, no!

479
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:51,806
Did I whack it right?

480
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,088
Stop the camera! Stop!
CASTING DIRECTOR: Oh, God.

481
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,930
Oh, my God,
he's going for his butt!

482
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,770
[ALL GROANING]

483
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,326
Get out of here, you pervert!
Get the fuck out!

484
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,323
Did I get the part?

485
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,682
[MEN LAUGHING]

486
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,811
CLAUDIO:
Hey.

487
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,288
Hey, man.
Pull your pants up.

488
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,169
What the fuck is your problem?

489
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,642
I don't know. I was doing what the
guys in the neighborhood told me to.

490
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,007
So this is a dare,
some YouTube bullshit?

491
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,130
No. I wanna be a movie star,
like my folks.

492
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,362
They were on camera
and they were nude.

493
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,562
And they helped people.

494
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,441
Who the hell were your parents?
Rosie Bush and Jim Spraysium.

495
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,364
The porn stars from the '70s?

496
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,648
Are you serious?
Yeah, for sure.

497
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,643
Look at the picture.

498
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,850
Holy shit, that is them.

499
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,001
Rosie Bush.

500
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,521
Damn, her bush sure was rosy.

501
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,251
That explains it, how you got
that thick Midwest accent.

502
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,811
I don't have an accent.

503
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,445
[CHUCKLES]

504
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,001
So you seriously
wanna do porn?

505
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,050
You can't whip your dick out
at mac-and-cheese commercials.

506
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,281
You'll go to jail.

507
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,169
Oh. I don't wanna go to jail.

508
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,881
When I started out,
I used to direct some porno.

509
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,725
A lot of directors do it.
There's nothing weird about it.

510
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,201
My boy Dick Shadow's
having a house party tonight.

511
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,482
You can make
a lot of connections there.

512
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,722
People will trip meeting
the son of Rosie and Jim.

513
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,406
A trip out?
Do you wanna roll with me?

514
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,403
Yeah, I'll roll with you.

515
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,404
Actually, I'm glad
you wanna do porn.

516
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,370
At first, I thought you had some
weird mac-and-cheese fetish.

517
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,171
No, I don't use fetish cheese.
I use Velveeta.

518
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,890
[CHUCKLES]

519
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,323
Oh, you can't go this way.
They probably called the cops.

520
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,528
I've never ridden in a convertible before.
This is something else.

521
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,769
Get the full experience, man.
Stand up, feel the breeze.

522
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,046
Are you serious?
Yeah, buddy.

523
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,726
[RALPH MYERZ' "ALL NIGHT LONG"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

524
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,327
[PARTS]

525
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,567
♫ This is the shakes ♫

526
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,484
♫ Rockin' to the rhythm
Of the breaks ♫

527
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,286
[SCREAMING]

528
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,851
[CHUCKLES]

529
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,331
Holy cow! That was wild, man.

530
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,561
♫ Party people ♫♫

531
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,131
Ugh. Um...

532
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,409
Bucky, I think
you've got bugs in your teeth.

533
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,210
No.
You wanna scrape those off

534
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,523
before you get to the party.
Oh, it's still moving! EW!

535
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,168
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

536
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:23,120
This is the joint, Bucky,
the hardest, horniest party in town.

537
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,170
If you wanna be in the porn world,
you got to know the Shadow.

538
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,924
Shadows are so mysterious.

539
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,320
CLAUDIO:
What's up, Ricky?

540
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,966
What's up, guys? Ah!
Where are you going, crackhead?

541
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,487
Yo, guys, he's cool. He's with me.

542
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,761
[COUGHS]

543
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,526
Ugh. Your hands are
like a bear trap.

544
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,967
Any cameras or weapons?
No, I don't--

545
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,451
Cool. Don't bite anybody.

546
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,206
[OVER SPEAKERS] ♫ You're a hot
mess And I'm fallin' for you ♫

547
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,170
Hi, how are you?
Good to see you.

548
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,488
WOMAN: Claudio.
Hey.

549
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,122
♫ Shake it, shake it, shake it
Yeah, you know what to do ♫

550
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,601
Hey, guys. How are you?
Having fun?

551
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,290
♫ Hell, yes ♫

552
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,805
Ch.

553
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,566
Sushi?

554
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,162
"Sushi"'? Is that with an "S"?
Mm-hm.

555
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,322
Sushi. All right.

556
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,561
[SNIFFS]

557
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,722
Oh, it smells like--

558
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,770
♫ You go, go, go
You got it, girl ♫

559
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,729
Do you want some sushi?

560
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,166
♫ Say that you're unstable ♫

561
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,930
[LAUGHING]

562
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,162
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

563
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,329
♫ Well, you're a hot mess
And I'm falling for you ♫

564
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,087
♫ And I'm like, "Hot damn
Let me make you my boo" ♫

565
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,242
♫ 'Cause you can shake it
Shake it, shake it

566
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,121
♫ Yeah, you know what to do
You're a hot mess ♫

567
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,248
♫ I'm lovin' it
Hell, yes ♫

568
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,324
♫ You're a hot mess
I'm lovin' it ♫

569
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,285
No, thank you! No, thank you!

570
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:53,128
♫ The city's your playground
I watch you take a bite ♫♫

571
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,043
DANTE: So, Dick Shadow.
Is that a family name?

572
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,643
Because it sounds like
a superhero.

573
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,882
[LAUGHS]

574
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,964
Well, in many ways,
I am a superhero.

575
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,841
Oh.
Yeah, when I was a boy,

576
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,571
I was 12 or so,
I was playing out in the fields.

577
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,171
[♫♫♫]

578
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,164
The sun was so bright that day.

579
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,405
Hm. I was wearing
these baggy shorts.

580
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,210
A bee flew up my trousers.

581
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,203
WOMAN:
Oh, my God.

582
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,407
Yeah.

583
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,244
So I panicked, right?

584
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,767
I took off my shorts
as fast as I could.

585
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,242
I stood there naked
from the waist down.

586
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,331
Well, where did the bee go?

587
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,083
Doesn't matter.
He flew away.

588
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,368
But as I stood there,

589
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,804
the wind blowing and the sun
beating down on my manhood,

590
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,689
I saw a shadow before me.

591
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,924
It was gigantic.

592
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,686
Then I looked over
to the neighborhood girls.

593
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,649
And their mothers.

594
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,406
And they were standing there
in awe of my shadow.

595
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,564
And that's when
Randy Dooley died,

596
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,451
and Dick Shadow was born.

597
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,410
Nothing grows
in my cock shade.

598
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,800
Nothing.

599
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,726
LAUGHS]
Oh, yeah.

600
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,120
Yeah. Yeah.

601
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,282
Claudio. My man.

602
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,891
Dick Shadow.

603
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,281
Hey. Ladies,
why don't you take a break?

604
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,884
Give me a second
with my buddy here.

605
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,089
There's somebody I want you to meet.
You'll get a kick out of this.

606
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,250
Do you remember
Rosie Bush and Jim Spraysium?

607
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:38,486
Yeah, I think so. Married couple
from the '7Os, talked like retards,

608
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,008
never shaved?
Yeah. This is their son.

609
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,650
He wants to get into porn.

610
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,201
Really? Wow.

611
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,045
So, what do you want to do?
You wanna be a lighting guy,

612
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,406
or a fluffer?

613
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,483
Uh-- No, a star.

614
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,691
On. oh" okay.

615
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,002
Well, let's see what you got.

616
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,567
Oh. Here I go.

617
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,726
I got about two bucks
and some Bazooka Joes.

618
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,689
It's a little warm,
but it's Chewable.

619
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,887
[CHUCKLES]

620
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,963
No, no. Let's see your stuff.

621
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,208
Oh, my-- My stuff's in my apartment.
Was I supposed to bring it?

622
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,442
No, your junk, kid. Whip it out.

623
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,047
Your dick, Bucky. Pull down your pants.
That's what he's talking about.

624
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,367
Oh, my...
Yeah.

625
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,410
Yeah.

626
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,770
[AMBUSH & KING ASHOKA'S "STAY FRESH (DOCTOR
JAY'S MAKE IT RAIN RE-MIX)" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS]

627
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,247
Wow.

628
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,328
Very impressive.

629
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,723
This is quite extraordinary,
Bucky.

630
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,201
I think you've got quite
a future in this business.

631
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,404
No.
Yeah.

632
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,050
Can I borrow him for a minute?

633
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,964
I would just love
to show him around

634
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,168
and introduce him
to some people, okay?

635
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,967
Yeah, come on.
No, I'm serious.

636
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,003
[OVER SPEAKERS]
♫ Girl, you know what it is? ♫♫

637
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,164
it's Miles Deep, the director.

638
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,288
How about I direct my dick
in your mouth

639
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,568
if you don't get
the fuck out of here?

640
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,246
Look, let me just go in there
for a minute and I can--

641
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,563
Wait. Wait. You son of a bitch.

642
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,923
DICK:
Party people!

643
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,162
[CHEERING]

644
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,204
Yeah. Let's stop
the music, please.

645
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,411
I've got somebody very
important I want you to meet.

646
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,209
Now I've seen many
porn stars come and go,

647
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,767
but this guy right here
I just met,

648
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,049
he's gonna be coming
for a very long time.

649
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,565
[CROWD LAUGHING]

650
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,287
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present Bucky Larson?

651
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,283
[CROWD CHEERING]

652
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,886
Hey, how are you?

653
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,451
Drop the pants.
Show them what you got, kid.

654
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,761
BUCKY:
All right. Heh.

655
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,570
[CROWD GASPING]

656
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,804
Did I mention he'll be
starring in lesbian porn?

657
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,604
[CROWD LAUGHING]

658
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,080
[LAUGHS]

659
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,971
Oh! No.

660
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,047
[LAUGHS]

661
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,451
Somebody help him.

662
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,648
I'll save you, little man.

663
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,608
He really pushed you
in the pool like that?

664
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,125
What a jerk.

665
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,850
Maybe he thought
you were a Walrus.

666
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,008
[LAUGHING]

667
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,930
Yeah, and I can't swim good
without my water wings, you know.

668
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,290
You know, Dick Shadow's
the biggest star in the nude business.

669
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,568
You know, I mean,
what am I gonna do?

670
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,162
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I've never heard of Dick Shadow,

671
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,482
but I have heard of
Bucky Larson.

672
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,089
Hey, Kathy.

673
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,682
There's a dead cat
in the woman's bathroom.

674
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,330
I need you to put it in my car.

675
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,170
I can feed it to my snake.

676
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,801
Oh. Okay.

677
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,325
Stop being difficult!

678
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,611
MILES:
Excuse me.

679
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,207
Thought I overheard you say
something about the nude business.

680
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,487
Yeah.

681
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,202
Were you at Dick Shadow's party
last night?

682
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,691
Yeah, for a little bit.

683
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,407
Are you friends with Dick?
Uh-- No, not exactly.

684
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,040
My friend Claudio brought me.
The director, right?

685
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,768
I'm a director too.

686
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,044
Miles. Miles Deep.

687
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,204
Wow, cool. Pleasure to meet you.
Bucky Larson.

688
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,886
So did you go to Dick's party too?
No.

689
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,886
The porn world is full
of fucking degenerates.

690
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,089
My folks aren't degenerates.
They're the sweetest in the world,

691
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,328
and they were gigantors
in the pornos.

692
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,970
Who were your folks?

693
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,401
Rosie Bush
and Jim Spraysium.

694
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,560
Farmer in the Smell?
Yeah.

695
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,722
I worked on that movie.

696
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,365
Yeah, get right out of a creek.

697
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:01,082
I was a production assistant. Uh...

698
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,205
[SIGHS]

699
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,410
Hell, they were the last real originals.
I'll tell them you said that.

700
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,210
I knew I knew that accent.

701
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,528
Everyone keeps talking about
my accent, but I'm from America.

702
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,610
Do you want to be on camera?
Yeah.

703
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,568
I just bought a vintage camera.

704
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,283
Would you like to shoot
something tonight?

705
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,682
[CHUCKLES]

706
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,640
Uh-- Yeah. I think I can do that.

707
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,004
[♫♫♫]

708
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,528
Did you take Social Studies
in fifth grade?

709
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,802
Yeah, for sure. I got a B.
Yeah.

710
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,531
The line by your thumb says B.
No fooling.

711
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,329
Is that guy retarded, Miles?

712
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,602
No, Jimmy, you're retarded.

713
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,166
I told you, his parents were famous.

714
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,488
There may be a nostalgic market
out there.

715
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,722
Bucky, come on over here
and stand by the bar.

716
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,245
Oh, yeah, sure.

717
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,163
Nice, Gretchen. Really sexy.

718
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,722
I knew I'd be good at this.
I was a huge whore in high school.

719
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,561
Okay, and we're rolling.
Iowa, go ahead and step in there.

720
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,687
Get that fucking thing
out of there. Jesus.

721
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,961
Don't look at the camera.

722
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,647
All right, Bucky, go ahead, lose the shirt.
Let's see how you look.

723
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:42,370
Whoa. Kill that light.
I got a glare off of Bucky's chest.

724
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,770
Uh... Okay, Bucky, let's
go ahead, drop your pants.

725
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,649
Yeah, no problem.

726
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,685
Wow.

727
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,085
Wow.

728
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:10,525
Okay, Gretchen, now would be
a good time to pop out the puppies.

729
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,690
[SCREAMING AND GRUNTING]

730
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,248
[SEMEN SPLATTERING]

731
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,045
What the fuck just happened?

732
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,810
My brain just sparkled.

733
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,251
Where did that go?

734
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,721
Oh, I see some
on the ceiling.

735
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,242
I don't think I have any on me.

736
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,448
[SCREAMING]

737
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:48,960
[SEMEN SPLATTERS]

738
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,362
[SQUEALING]

739
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,844
Did he just come again?

740
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,606
Yeah. You got it on the lens.

741
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,367
I'm so sorry, Miles.

742
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,682
I have no control, honest.

743
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,087
Uh... No worries, kid.

744
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,204
Go ahead,
put your clothes back on.

745
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,810
[SIGHS]

746
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,771
BUCKY:
So...

747
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,123
was it good or bad? How did I do?

748
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,603
It was...

749
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,490
[SIGHS]

750
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,967
It was.

751
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,285
Yes.

752
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,807
Let's wrap it up
for today.

753
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,485
Jimmy will give you
a ride home.

754
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,648
He's not gonna jizz
all over my car, is he?

755
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,643
Shut the fuck up,
Jimmy.

756
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,122
Uh, here you go.

757
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,045
[SIGHS]

758
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,607
Where's the blue one?

759
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,847
Don't play with me, man.

760
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,641
And the black one.

761
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,087
The black one is what keeps me
from biting your fucking ear off.

762
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,849
It's just my mom said that
you went to rehab a couple times--

763
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,126
Your mom's a slut.

764
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,171
But she's your sister.

765
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,322
Exactly.
How do you think I know?

766
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,043
Why are you looking at this footage?
I thought you said it was garbage.

767
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,568
Because I'm looking to see
how the camera looks.

768
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,246
If that's all right with you, shit stains.
it's fine.

769
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,249
Thank you.

770
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,968
My God.

771
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,330
This guy has got some
piano keys in his mouth.

772
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,924
Yeah, when he pulled down his pants,
I thought he had a vagina.

773
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,920
Yeah. I had that vagina moment too.

774
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,883
Even though he's hung like a ladybug,
at least he's not afraid to show it.

775
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,730
Whoa. Oh.

776
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,331
God, I got up too fast.

777
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,610
Um... What do you want me
to do with all the footage?

778
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,725
I don't give a fuck what you do with it.
Put it up your ass.

779
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,970
Gary, I'm so glad
you're finally awake.

780
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,930
I had the craziest night last night.
I shot an actual movie--

781
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,889
Whose cereal is that?

782
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,731
Mine. I bought it
yesterday.

783
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,245
Did you buy your own milk?

784
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,882
No. Can I borrow some?
Hell, no. Fuck you.

785
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,242
Hey. Hi, Bucky.

786
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,686
Hey, Kathy.

787
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,808
What's up, Kathy?
Would you like some milk?

788
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,368
Oh. No, thanks, Gary. Hey, Bucky.
You wanna walk me to work?

789
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,488
Yeah, sure.

790
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,731
I like walking.
That's nice, Gary.

791
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,249
Come on.
BUCKY: I had the craziest night.

792
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,164
KATHY:
Oh, yeah? What happened?

793
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,963
Why don't you walk on my tits,
you big, fucking lesbo?

794
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:48,050
Hi, Mom.
No, I wasn't talking to you.

795
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,367
It was like I dreamed. The lights were
on and the director had a cool camera.

796
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,000
When I pulled down my pants,
I saw colors in my brain.

797
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,282
Then there was a pop.
And then stuff came out.

798
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,249
There was a pop,
they said, "it was."

799
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,244
They had a weird helmet.
They knew I got a B in Social Studies.

800
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,370
Wow. Wow, I mean,
you've been here two days,

801
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,488
and your dreams
are already coming true.

802
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,529
That's incredible.
Yeah, it's crazy.

803
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,364
I don't know, but I'm babbling.

804
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,648
Enough about me.
I wanna know about you, Kathy.

805
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,205
What are your dreams?

806
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,807
Um... I want to be a waitress.

807
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,808
Your dreams came true.
Why didn't you tell me?

808
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,361
So you know what I'm going through.
Dreams are crazy.

809
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,281
Well, not really. I mean,
the diner's not my dream.

810
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,244
It's my nightmare,
actually.

811
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,206
But, you know,
it's where I've been banished.

812
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,523
Yeah, I was going to
mention that earlier.

813
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,364
The people don't
seem nice to you,

814
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,171
and the food
makes my bottom burn.

815
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,367
Aw.

816
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:43,965
Why were you banished?

817
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,322
There was an incident, Bucky.

818
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,483
You killed a man?
No. Not exactly.

819
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,130
When I first moved to L. A.,
I got a job at a five-star restaurant.

820
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,484
You know,
it was my dream job.

821
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,444
And on the first day of training,

822
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,168
I was carrying a tray of soups
for a table of 10.

823
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,850
And it was heavy, you know?
But I toughed it out.

824
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,765
But then, halfway to the table,
my arm gave out,

825
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,844
and I spilled soup
all over this old lady.

826
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,684
[♫♫♫]

827
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,002
She screamed...

828
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,203
so loud.

829
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:25,528
She had to be choppered
to a burn unit in San Diego.

830
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,727
No.

831
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,166
And ever since then,

832
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:34,282
you know, I just burst into tears
when I see a large food tray.

833
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,770
So that's why I work at Tony's.

834
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,209
No trays.

835
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,931
Listen up, Kath.
We'll get your dream back, okay?

836
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,845
And you won't burn the elderly.
I promise.

837
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,126
Thanks, Bucky.

838
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,801
Oh, there's one other thing.
What?

839
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,007
You're it.

840
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,288
[BOTH LAUGHING]

841
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,680
Hi, Bucky- Hey, Miles.

842
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,046
It's great to see you.

843
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,089
So hey, how did our scene
edit together?

844
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,362
That's what I want
to talk to you about.

845
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,363
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Now, listen.

846
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,965
Yeah. Sit.

847
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:18,640
[CLEARS THROAT]

848
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,924
So I think you should be
in the porn business.

849
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,491
[GIGGLES]

850
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:32,880
But in another way
besides on camera.

851
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,083
Perhaps behind the scenes.

852
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:43,050
But I want to be a star.
it's my destiny.

853
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,641
Yeah, yeah, I know, Bucky.

854
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,366
Your parents and destiny.

855
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:54,122
But porn stars have to have
certain things.

856
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:58,446
You know?
Yeah, I can get a tan.

857
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,881
No, I meant more
in the crotch area.

858
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,361
Oh, yeah.
No, I can tan my crotch.

859
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,081
No, Bucky.

860
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,083
He's talking about
your dick, dum-dum.

861
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,969
You don't got
the boom-boom!

862
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,962
[♫♫♫]

863
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,762
Bucky, you're a really nice kid.

864
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,251
I just don't want to see you
waste your time.

865
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,642
I'm just trying to be
honest with you, kid.

866
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,885
Um...

867
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:33,807
Yeah, okay.

868
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,650
Um...

869
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,643
I'm sorry. I gotta go.

870
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,170
Bucky, are you all right?

871
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,527
[CRYING]
Yeah, I'm okay.

872
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,570
Bucky.

873
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,046
Hey, Miles, baby.
I'll do a movie for you.

874
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,843
I'm hung like a cooker Spaniel.

875
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,365
[SIGHS]

876
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:06,082
Cooker Spaniel is not a big dog.
Yeah, but it's nice and soft.

877
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,691
With cuddly eyes.

878
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,125
Your dick has cuddly eyes?

879
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,845
You know what I mean.
You know what the fuck I mean.

880
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,770
Fuck you!

881
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,048
[SOBBING]

882
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,282
[♫♫♫]

883
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,448
Did you eat one of my grapes?

884
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:33,201
Is that why you're crying,
you son of a bitch?

885
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,203
You're pathetic.

886
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,651
What the fuck is with
the forwarding of all the videos?

887
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,121
What did my mom send me?

888
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,245
What the fuck?

889
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,368
JIMMY:
I uploaded it on YouPube.net.

890
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,330
It's gotten almost
a million hits in three days.

891
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,527
You're kidding.
No.

892
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,480
All my friends watched it with their
girls and they all got laid afterwards.

893
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,605
Right.

894
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,529
The guys aren't threatened.

895
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:16,361
And the girls think they've got
a prize compared to Bucky.

896
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,642
[SCREAMING]

897
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,886
Every small dick out there
has been waiting for this.

898
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,767
How do you know that?

899
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,688
Let's stay focused.

900
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,771
This is a good angle.

901
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,042
[♫♫♫]

902
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,442
I'm just saying, I've never been
fully filled up on camera before.

903
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,843
You're saying you have
more inches to your torpedo?

904
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,087
At least five more.

905
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,922
We could blow some minds.
And more loads.

906
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,570
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

907
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,443
J. Day.
Hey, Miles, come in.

908
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,841
How's it going, buddy?
Good, good.

909
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,650
Do you know Dick Shadow?

910
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,882
Yeah. it's been a while.
MILES: Yeah.

911
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,247
Yeah, well,
you've been busy.

912
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,648
Yeah, Nice.
Miles, is that the DVD?

913
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,124
Right there.
Ah.

914
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,568
Miles called me about discovering
the new heat in porn.

915
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:12,122
Really? Wow.
I didn't know porn needed heating up.

916
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,529
Do you mind if I sit in
on this, J. Day?

917
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,648
Yeah, yeah, yes, of course.
DICK: Yeah.

918
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,802
Stay and check it out.
Have a seat, Miles.

919
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,241
Make yourself comfy.
MILES: Okay. Thanks.

920
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,609
[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

921
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,927
I know who that guy is.

922
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,641
Does he have pussy?
Wait, wait, wait.

923
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,047
[SCREAMING]

924
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,005
Whoa.
DICK: Wait a minute here.

925
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,521
What--?
What's he turning into, a werewolf?

926
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,763
He's got quite the squirt gun, huh?

927
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,445
[♫ DAY LAUGHS]

928
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,765
[SQUEAKS]

929
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,964
Well, what do you think?

930
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,168
I mean, the guy can spunk
like a monkey,

931
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,971
but his face is a nightmare
with the teeth.

932
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,483
He should not be on camera.
You're pulling my nuts, huh?

933
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,967
This a joke?
No.

934
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,044
This thing was all over the Internet.

935
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:26,410
It was the most e-mailed clip
of the week on YouPube.net.

936
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,849
Yes, of course it was. This guy's like
Muppet with clown-flower spray-penis.

937
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,244
But this isn't porno, man.

938
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,404
Porn is to fantasize about
the cock you wish you had.

939
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,086
Or wish was in your wife's hand
or ass crack.

940
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:44,481
Ah. But it's also about the cock
you're glad you don't have.

941
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,528
I know it's different,
but this could be something

942
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,011
really groundbreaking.

943
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,726
J. Day, you got to give this a shot.

944
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,004
You know what? I want to do
several shots of tequila,

945
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:03,688
black out, and forget I ever saw
the rat face and mouse pee-pee.

946
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,200
Listen, I'm really sorry, Miles.
What can I do? Heh.

947
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,001
I'm sorry, buddy.
MILES: Okay.

948
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,201
Take it easy, broheim. Relax.
Go home, wax your asshole.

949
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,601
[WHISTLES]

950
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,001
I feel bad turning
my back on him.

951
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:27,286
But he's a mess with the pills and the
ex-wives and the yada-yada-shmada.

952
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,888
Are you into pills too?
No, it's just a little Viagra.

953
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,929
I'm going to the mall.

954
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,127
[GRUNTS]

955
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,125
Jeez.

956
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,327
[♫♫♫]

957
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,482
JIMMY: Are you sure you
wanna do this, Miles?

958
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,286
My professor said you should
never invest your own money.

959
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:49,047
Yeah? And where is
your professor?

960
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:53,125
In the classroom, teaching
a bunch of dick-divers.

961
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,324
I'm a fucking artist and
the movies always come first.

962
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,723
Not money, not happiness,
the movies.

963
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,966
You know who knows that?
My first wife, my second wife,

964
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,367
my fourth wife,
and my ninth wife.

965
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,088
Plus, I just got approved
for a loan.

966
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,010
What bank gave you a loan?

967
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,403
The bank of the Vietnamese mafia.

968
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:19,447
[YAWNS]

969
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:24,686
I just got off a night shoot. I wrapped another
movie like an hour ago and I come right over.

970
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,162
You know, you should get some sleep,
though. Sleep is really important.

971
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,687
My mom said everyone
should have nine hours a day.

972
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,844
TOMAS: Nine hours would be good.
I love work, you know--

973
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,684
What the fuck are you doing?

974
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,003
I was just trying to fix his hair.
But who told you to do that?

975
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,646
I thought--
I don't give a shit what you thought.

976
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,849
I don't want him to look good.
I want him to look natural.

977
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,682
But he looks horrible.

978
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,124
Get the fuck out.

979
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,208
Get the fuck out.

980
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,607
How are you feeling, Bucky?
I'm good.

981
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,167
I think he was trying to be nice.
He was tired--

982
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,368
Who cares? Fuck him.
He's getting paid.

983
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,205
I want to talk to you
about the scene we're about to shoot.

984
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,647
Oh, yeah. Okay, good.
Okay.

985
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,805
You're a paperboy. And you've been
delivering papers all day long.

986
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,042
And you're hot. And you're tired.

987
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,851
You've been up and down the streets,
throwing the papers.

988
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,243
And you need an ice cream.

989
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,206
Oh, boy.

990
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,161
What?

991
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,729
I never delivered
a paper in my life.

992
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,804
I'm so sorry. I should have told you.
I just didn't even think.

993
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,207
I didn't have a paper route
in the neighborhood.

994
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,761
I mowed the lawns.
You want to make it lawn mowing--

995
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,042
it's okay. it's okay.
it's okay.

996
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,440
[LAUGHS]

997
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:43,043
Oh, God. I love it
that you care about the details.

998
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,771
Yeah.
Did we powder Blueberry's tits?

999
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,565
Uh... Not yet.

1000
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,404
Well, why the fuck not?

1001
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,090
Yo, fruit bat.

1002
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,210
Where the fuck are you going?
What?

1003
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,085
I thought you said--
Fuck you, what I thought.

1004
00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:00,210
Powder her tits.
Do something right today.

1005
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:01,840
[SIGHS]

1006
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,842
Excuse me, ma'am.
Could you wait one second?

1007
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,401
For what?
We're shooting a movie.

1008
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,606
Oh. Who's the star,
Judge Reinhold?

1009
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,286
Is it a monster movie?

1010
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:25,446
And er-action.
Oh, er-action. Bucky, go. Go, go, go.

1011
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,920
Oh. Eeh, eeh, uh...

1012
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,084
Hey, ma'am, I got your paper.

1013
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,130
You can leave the paper
on the counter.

1014
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,520
Oh. I got it right.
I saw it.

1015
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:40,727
Don't look at me.

1016
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,444
I have a problem, paperboy.

1017
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,807
Maybe you can help me.

1018
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,325
I have a sundae,

1019
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,804
but it needs nuts and cream on it.

1020
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,449
Oh, no. Here, let me help.
I'll just get my scooper out.

1021
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,325
That's it?
it's average.

1022
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:16,971
Boy, my sugar cones
could really use some air.

1023
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,926
[BLUEBERRY MOANS]

1024
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,448
[GRUNTING]

1025
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,647
[SQUEALING]

1026
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,086
[SEMEN SPLATTERING]

1027
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,611
[SCREAMS]

1028
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,923
[GROANING]

1029
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:31,921
[GLASS SHATTERS]

1030
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,640
[GRUNTING]

1031
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,091
[SIGHS]

1032
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,602
Cut! That was great, Bucky.

1033
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:44,207
It was?
It was.

1034
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,249
Do you got another one
in you? Good.

1035
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,528
That was great. Good job.

1036
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,564
Hi, Blueberry,
do you need a rag?

1037
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:54,560
I saw it come out,
but I didn't get any on me.

1038
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,722
There's some on my shoe.

1039
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,406
I wouldn't eat that.

1040
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,721
Okay, you can walk now.

1041
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,882
Thanks, but I'm gonna
send you a bill

1042
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,044
for this bird poop on my shoulder.

1043
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,811
Ugh...

1044
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,362
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

1045
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,247
So there it is. The future.

1046
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,084
I wanted you all
to see it first

1047
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:28,050
because you're the best
distributors in the business.

1048
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,328
And I value your opinion.

1049
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,244
And we're looking
for a modest deal,

1050
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:36,041
foreign and domestic.
Any questions?

1051
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:40,761
Yeah, Eddie.
Miles, are you fucking kidding us?

1052
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,730
What?
That didn't even get me half hard.

1053
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,645
It actually got my dick
to go back inside me,

1054
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,804
and it's pointed towards
my stomach.

1055
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,730
And it hurts.

1056
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,325
It's a new style.

1057
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,201
But, Eddie, this is going to catch on.

1058
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,362
How did he lose his penis?

1059
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,090
Was it a hunting accident?

1060
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:02,969
[MEN LAUGHING]

1061
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,442
Miles, where'd you find a buck-tooth
dyke with a clit that big?

1062
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,965
[MEN LAUGHING]

1063
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,882
[CHATTERING]

1064
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,121
MAN:
Unbelievable.

1065
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:17,801
So that went good?

1066
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,242
[♫♫♫]

1067
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,611
Who's taller?

1068
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,808
KATHY:
Heh-heh. He is.

1069
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,610
Okay. All right, well, wait.

1070
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,801
Now, who's taller?
He is.

1071
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:39,847
Ha-ha.
Look, Bucky, I'm a parade float.

1072
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:41,651
Oh, my gosh.

1073
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,926
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1074
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,491
[HUMMING]

1075
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,923
I don't know what those distribution
guys were talking about, Bucky.

1076
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,562
I thought you were totally adorable
and charming in that paperboy movie.

1077
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,001
Really? Thanks.

1078
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,162
Yeah, I just got
to keep on believing.

1079
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,085
You know, this town is
really testing me.

1080
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:03,608
Yeah. And you know
what's funny?

1081
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,524
Clowns?

1082
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,087
Yes, but, you know,
in your videos,

1083
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:11,369
you never actually have
sex with the girls.

1084
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:17,164
Oh, uh... Yeah, I've never really
done that before, so I don't know.

1085
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,210
Yeah. No.

1086
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,051
Oh. Can I take a picture?
All right. How's my hair?

1087
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,601
Very GQ. Very good.

1088
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,368
No way.
I don't believe this.

1089
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,444
I've seen all the shit in here,
but that is not real.

1090
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,364
Hi.
Whoa, shit.

1091
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,330
I'm sorry, man.
You're real. Okay. Heh.

1092
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,369
They pay you to glue
those chopsticks on?

1093
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,291
To glue what sticks?
Baby, I don't think he works here.

1094
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,164
I don't care.
If those are real,

1095
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,608
then I gotta get a picture with the beaver man.
Here, watch this.

1096
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:53,570
All right, leave it to my man, beaver.
Look at you, brother.

1097
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,405
You could tear up a carrot.
Look at that.

1098
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,686
Thanks.

1099
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,922
[♫♫♫]

1100
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,131
Are my teeth really that weird?

1101
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,931
No. Not at all.

1102
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,321
They just have
character.

1103
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,931
Really?
Yeah.

1104
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,525
Thanks, Kathy.

1105
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,405
No. It cannot be.

1106
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,042
Uh-- Yeah, they're real.

1107
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,680
You are him?
Bucky from the Internet?

1108
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,604
You spray from your nest.

1109
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,762
Yeah, that's me.
Ah.

1110
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:34,369
Your video was beautiful,
inspiring.

1111
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,842
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

1112
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,963
It was such a big help
to me and my wife.

1113
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:44,245
She had grown tired
of my Water Wiggle,

1114
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:48,610
but you renewed
her joy in my rod.

1115
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,000
Thank you so much.

1116
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,606
Yeah, my pleasure.
That's great.

1117
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,809
Listen, I have a restaurant
called Chop.

1118
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:57,769
It is an Italian steakhouse.

1119
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,446
You come in, I'll give you
the meal of your lifetime.

1120
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,163
What?
I know Chop.

1121
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,563
You got nine-and-a-half stars
out of 10 in Restaurant Magazine.

1122
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,281
The only Los Angeles restaurant
to do that in four years.

1123
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:14,087
Their chef, Alfred DuPont,
flies in stone crab claws

1124
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,686
fresh from Florida
every day.

1125
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,650
And he's also cultivated
the largest wine selection

1126
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,326
in all of southern California.
And he's a Libra.

1127
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,289
Wow, how do you know this?

1128
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,565
Oh. I'm a food fan.

1129
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,802
Kathy's like the best
waitress in the world.

1130
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,047
Where do you work?

1131
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,926
Uh...

1132
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,321
She's talking to
a couple places.

1133
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,682
You come in to Chop on
Friday, you ask for Dominic.

1134
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,730
I'll see if we got
any openings.

1135
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,370
Thank you so much.
Thank you.

1136
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,648
[MAN SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

1137
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,040
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]

1138
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,282
Ciao, ciao. Ciao.

1139
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:51,527
Oh, my God.

1140
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,810
Bucky. Oh.

1141
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:57,011
Wow, your head is full
of so many food facts.

1142
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,205
But, Bucky, I can't.

1143
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,930
[♫♫♫]

1144
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:07,045
The old woman. I burned somebody.

1145
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,841
Listen to me.
That was an accident.

1146
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,280
You can do this.

1147
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,491
Come on, you can't keep
working in that stupid diner,

1148
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:19,042
getting tipped in Monopoly money
and belly-button lint.

1149
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,605
[SIGHS]

1150
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,931
I know it's hard, but I'll help you.

1151
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,208
We can do this.

1152
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,646
Okay.

1153
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,882
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

1154
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:37,162
Video or the teeth?
CROWD: Teeth.

1155
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:44,689
Oh, no, no. We gotta have six or eight of
those before you get the fire started.

1156
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,524
What's the big whoop-de-doo,
Miles?

1157
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,364
Bucky.

1158
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:52,650
Hey. Hey, what's the deal
with your roommate?

1159
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,326
You can't talk on the phone
for more than 20 seconds,

1160
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,209
or else he'll burn your pubes off?

1161
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:01,081
Oh, yeah, I know. Gary just had
a rough day. He's got diarrhea.

1162
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,561
You keep pubes.

1163
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,447
Anyway, great news.

1164
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,849
We set up a link so that people
could buy our latest piece of work,

1165
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,923
and guess what.
What?

1166
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,889
It's selling like a mofo.

1167
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,565
Hot dog.

1168
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,451
Not only did we make
all of our money back,

1169
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:22,286
the Vietnamese guys have offered to
finance a couple more pictures for us.

1170
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,604
No fooling?
Fuck fooling.

1171
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,923
You were right.
You were born to be a star.

1172
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,681
This is-- Oh, wow.
I gotta call my folks.

1173
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,049
I have to tell Kathy. I'm gonna call Kathy?
My gosh. And my folks--

1174
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,965
You do that and we're going to party.
Oh. Unh-

1175
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:42,283
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.

1176
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,966
[OK GO'S
"HERE IT GOES AGAIN" PLAYS]

1177
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,841
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1178
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,330
♫ It could be 10 but then again ♫

1179
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:58,047
♫ I can't remember half an hour
Since a quarter to 4 ♫

1180
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,045
♫ Throw on your clothes
The second side of Surfer Rosa ♫

1181
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,010
♫ And you leave me
With my jaw on the floor ♫

1182
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,645
♫ Hey ♫

1183
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:12,081
♫ Oh, just when you think
You're in control ♫

1184
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,129
♫ Just when you think
You've got a hold ♫

1185
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,011
♫ Just when you get on a roll
Oh, here it goes ♫

1186
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,288
♫ Here it goes
Here it goes again ♫

1187
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,522
♫ Oh, here it goes again
I should have known ♫

1188
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,684
♫ Should have known
Should have known again ♫

1189
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,962
♫ But here it goes again
Oh ♫

1190
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,566
♫ Oh, here it goes again ♫

1191
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,720
♫ Starts out easy
Something simple, something sleazy ♫

1192
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:37,281
♫ Something inching pest
The edge of reserve ♫

1193
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,683
♫ Now through the lines
Of the cheap venetian blinds ♫

1194
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:47,209
Where the fuck do I put my grapes
now, you insensitive bastard?

1195
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,850
♫ Oh, just when you think
You're in control ♫

1196
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,162
♫ Just when you think
You've got a hold ♫

1197
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,290
♫ Just when you get on a roll
Oh, here it goes ♫

1198
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,966
♫ Here it goes
Here it goes again ♫

1199
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,248
♫ Oh, here it goes again
I should have known ♫

1200
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,402
♫ Should have known
Should have known again ♫

1201
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,803
♫ But here it goes again
Oh, here it goes ♫

1202
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,010
I'm an old lady and I love soup.

1203
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,042
♫ Oh
Oh, here it goes again ♫

1204
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:17,125
♫ Oh, oh ♫

1205
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,244
♫ Oh, here it goes, oh
Oh, here it goes again ♫

1206
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,205
I did it.
You did it! I knew you could!

1207
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,801
Whoo! Bucky!

1208
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,642
[CHATTERING]

1209
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,447
♫ Oh, here it goes, here it goes
Here it goes again ♫

1210
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,251
♫ But here it goes again
Oh, here it goes ♫♫

1211
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,846
There you go.
Enjoy the brain sparkle.

1212
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,210
MILES: Next.
We are just so excited to meet you.

1213
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,443
I mean, for so long,
our relationship was really off.

1214
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:55,926
It was just shit.

1215
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,568
My boyfriend's got
a really small dick.

1216
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,246
Like, no meat on it.
And it really bothered me.

1217
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,882
I was kind of used
to being with guys

1218
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,441
with big-to-huge dicks
before I met him.

1219
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,807
I thought dicks
were supposed to be like that,

1220
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,928
with fatness and length
and whatever.

1221
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,287
When Allen would ask me
to blow him, I was like:

1222
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,762
"Keep that fucking gross niblet
away from me."

1223
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,287
But then when I saw your dick,

1224
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,967
it was like a rebirth,
a new beginning.

1225
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:26,201
I watched the whole video
and I thought,

1226
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:29,569
maybe I do have something
great with Allen after all.

1227
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,491
Compared to you,
he's gigantic.

1228
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,411
I mean, you make me look
like I got a big dick. Heh.

1229
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,285
So anyways,
we've been fucking a lot.

1230
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,489
And I can't ride his dick
because I always fall right off.

1231
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,962
But he's been dogging me, and I
don't know, I can kind of feel it,

1232
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:49,806
or it's his pubes bumping up
against my sandbar, but whatever.

1233
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:53,601
At least we're doing it,
connecting.

1234
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:55,444
Just, thank you.

1235
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,087
Yeah. Thank you.

1236
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,288
Changing lives.

1237
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,806
Our next guest went from
being an Internet sensation

1238
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,890
to getting the most nominations
in the history of adult Him.

1239
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,611
Oh. This should be good.

1240
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,325
[AUDIENCE CHEERING ON TV]

1241
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,165
Please welcome Bucky Larson,
everybody.

1242
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,129
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

1243
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,123
[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC]

1244
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,605
No! You fucking prick!

1245
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,805
You don't look like
the average porn star.

1246
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:31,201
Oh, yeah,
because I'm wearing a sweater.

1247
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:32,765
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

1248
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,884
♫ Sexy people, party with me ♫

1249
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:39,761
♫ Get up off the wall
lf you're feeling the beat ♫

1250
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,527
♫ I know what you want
And I got what you need ♫

1251
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:49,050
♫ So come on, all my sexy people
Party with me ♫

1252
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,690
♫ Hot boys get the girls ♫

1253
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,882
[REPORTERS CLAMORING]

1254
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,166
Blueberry's with me.

1255
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,809
♫ Sexy people, party with me ♫♫

1256
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,206
MAN 1:
Bucky.

1257
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,565
MAN 2:
Another shot, Bucky.

1258
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:08,641
MAN 3:
Bucky...

1259
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,962
♫ Move your body ♫♫

1260
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:12,167
WOMAN 1:
it's Bucky.

1261
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:13,407
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

1262
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,369
MAN: Is that him?
WOMAN 2: Hey, Bucky.

1263
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,090
WOMAN 3:
God, he's here.

1264
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,329
Miles. it's great
to see you, Miles. Hello.

1265
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:25,407
Your vision with Bucky?
I didn't see it, but you did.

1266
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:29,042
You turned a Tic Tac
into a gold mine.

1267
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,247
[CHUCKLING]

1268
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,050
Well, here he is.
Hey, how are you?

1269
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,690
Hello,
it's great to meet you.

1270
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,041
Hello, beautiful.
Hello.

1271
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,771
Yes, you can have
a seat here. Be my guest.

1272
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,241
And you know Rosie Bush
and Jim Spraysium.

1273
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,686
Of course.
MILES: Bucky's parents.

1274
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,046
Hi, how are you?

1275
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:46,522
Your movies were like
my Batman growing up.

1276
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,924
Oh. How sweet.
Batman? That's swell. I love Batman.

1277
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,445
Have a seat.
Thanks so much.

1278
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,365
Hey, Dick. Good to see you again.
Good to see you too.

1279
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:56,602
Congratulations on winning
Best "Newcomer."

1280
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:59,764
What? Are we late?
Did we miss an award?

1281
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:02,844
No, no, but you'll get that one.
How do you know?

1282
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,928
That's the only award
I can't win.

1283
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:10,130
Who's the pretty girl?
Oh, this is Kathy.

1284
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,726
She's my girl, uh...
Neighbor.

1285
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:19,321
Fr-- Friend. She lives by me.
I like her a lot. She's a girl. Lady.

1286
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:20,686
[CLEARS THROAT]

1287
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,729
I'm Bucky's girlfriend.

1288
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,601
[SIGHS]

1289
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:29,286
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the
15th annual Adult Film A wards.

1290
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,962
And here 's your host,
Pauly Shore.

1291
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,124
Oh! What? I love Pauly.

1292
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,885
[CHEERING]

1293
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,651
The first award is
Best "Newcomer."

1294
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,321
Which is great because
it's something you get

1295
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,403
before the herpes
and hep-C kick in.

1296
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,485
MAN 1: I got herpes!
MAN 2: I got hep-C!

1297
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:51,803
And your nominees
are Steven Storm.

1298
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:56,411
Mike Thunder.
Yeah, Mike!

1299
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:59,450
Jeffrey Lightning.

1300
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,927
And a new kid who's making
quite a splash around here lately.

1301
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,127
Bucky Larson.

1302
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,687
[CHEERING AND CLAPPING]

1303
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:11,801
And the winner is...

1304
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,843
Holy shit, Bucky Larson.

1305
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,206
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

1306
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,482
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

1307
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,164
Uh... Heh.

1308
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:42,448
Heh. I've never held
a trophy before.

1309
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,204
Or given a speech.

1310
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:48,690
I want to thank my director,
Miles Deep, for making my movies.

1311
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:50,888
And for saying
I could be a paperboy

1312
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,725
when I swear I've never
delivered a paper in my life.

1313
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,291
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

1314
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:57,723
Also, uh,

1315
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,405
to my girlfriend, Kathy.

1316
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,800
PEOPLE:
Aww...

1317
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,845
[SNORTS]

1318
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,562
Who made sure
I didn't sleep in the bushes.

1319
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:11,011
And to my folks.

1320
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,247
You are my inspiration
and my heroes.

1321
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:20,325
I thought I was going to bag groceries
till I was gray in the hair.

1322
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:26,644
But you showed me
that you can have dreams.

1323
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:33,490
And that dreams can make
your downstairs explode with magic.

1324
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:40,924
Thank you. I love you so much.

1325
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:43,560
[UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

1326
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:45,802
[CHEERING]

1327
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:55,128
Okay. That's out of the way.
Now is when I cast my shadow.

1328
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:59,690
And the award for
biggest load goes to...

1329
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:02,246
Bucky Larson!

1330
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,482
[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND CLAPPING]

1331
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:13,728
Ha. Ha. Uh...

1332
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,962
Everyone in Iowa, I love you!

1333
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,801
The award for
Best Bush goes to...

1334
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:21,487
Come on.

1335
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,281
Bucky Larson.

1336
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:28,164
I told you not to shave
completely down there.

1337
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,448
You have too many moles.

1338
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:33,211
Uh... To my roommate,
Gary, who always said:

1339
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,010
"Don't shit where you shower."

1340
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:39,011
Am I in the fucking
Twilight Zone?

1341
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:42,084
Bucky Larson!
Bucky Larson.

1342
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:45,961
Bucky Larson.

1343
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:48,122
[BABBLING]

1344
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:50,800
Bucky Larson.
Bucky Larson.

1345
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:53,008
Bucky Larson! Whoo!

1346
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:56,369
Best taint is...

1347
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:58,524
Bucky Larson.

1348
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,809
This is wild stuff, man.
Exciting.

1349
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:05,001
I don't even know
what a taint is.

1350
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:09,488
But if I have the best one,
that's because of my mother.

1351
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,527
Bucky. Buck.

1352
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,684
You're not nominated
for best tits. Come with me.

1353
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:20,049
I went you to meet some people.
Okay. Are you gonna be all right?

1354
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:23,204
Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing.
Are you sure? I'll be right back.

1355
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:26,011
[SIGHS]

1356
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:29,164
Quite a night.
Yeah.

1357
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:31,841
Wow. This is crazy.

1358
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,128
So tell me, um,

1359
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:37,045
a guy like Bucky,
what are his tricks?

1360
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:41,282
Uh-- What do you mean?
You know, in the bedroom.

1361
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,443
He's gotta have something
up his sleeve.

1362
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,921
He surely doesn't have
anything in his pants.

1363
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,731
Uh, ha. Well, that's Bucky's
personal business,

1364
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,645
and I don't really think
it's any concern of yours.

1365
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:53,531
Wow.

1366
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,884
So you don't even know?
You two haven't...'?

1367
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:02,566
In that case, I really think you
need to spend a night in the shadow.

1368
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,609
I'm already in the shadow.

1369
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,531
The shadow of the 11 awards
Bucky's won tonight.

1370
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,760
He's already tied
your record, right?

1371
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:14,844
And I believe we have
one more award to go.

1372
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,924
So thanks.

1373
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:25,165
I don't care what they said.
I have the best taint and everybody knows it.

1374
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:31,847
And now for the winner of the
most prestigious award of the night.

1375
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,606
Male Genitals of the Year.

1376
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,842
[♫♫♫]

1377
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:39,565
And the winner,

1378
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:44,123
and the new record-holder
of 12 Adult Film awards...

1379
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,291
Bucky Larson!

1380
01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:49,522
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

1381
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,842
[♫♫♫]

1382
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,365
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1383
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,282
[UNCLE KRACKER'S
"SMILE" PLAYS]

1384
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,002
So I asked Miles
if he wanted to hang out

1385
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:38,687
but he said he got an eight ball.
So I guess he's gonna go play pool.

1386
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,570
Oh.

1387
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,528
♫ I'm lucky just to linger in your life ♫

1388
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:49,322
So it's pretty cool that we both
won awards on the same night.

1389
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,685
What do you mean, "we"?
I didn't win anything.

1390
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,365
Oh, yeah, you didn't hear?

1391
01:13:56,320 --> 01:14:00,803
♫ Nothing can compare
To where you send me ♫♫

1392
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,845
What the heck is this?

1393
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:06,204
Open it.
This is your award ceremony.

1394
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:09,051
Oh. Bucky, you didn't
have to give me anything.

1395
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,331
Uh, I didn't. You won it.

1396
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:19,441
And now, for waitress of the
year or millennium, Kathy McGee!

1397
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:25,766
Oh, flip it over, read the back.

1398
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:30,163
KATHY: "Congratulations to the
best waitress in the world.

1399
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:32,681
Nobody carries food better."

1400
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,842
[♫♫♫]

1401
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,484
That's you.

1402
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:41,209
I didn't plan on winning anything
tonight, so, you know, I just...

1403
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:45,331
I thought you should get a trophy.
Thank you, Bucky.

1404
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:49,929
You know,
I've never won anything before.

1405
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:56,044
I've never been to any
fancy award shows and...

1406
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,525
I've never had a guy
treat me like a star.

1407
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:06,924
And I've never had anyone
believe in me the way that you do.

1408
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:10,762
Yeah, of course.
You deserve it, Kathy.

1409
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:21,330
[CHUCKLES]

1410
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:24,527
Oh. What is that for?

1411
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,365
For being you.

1412
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:33,363
You know, Bucky,
I was thinking, um,

1413
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:38,121
since you've never done it
with any of the girls in your videos,

1414
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:43,241
and, you know,
I've never done it, either,

1415
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:47,764
um, I was thinking that maybe
we could do it together.

1416
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,651
So you're a Virgo too?

1417
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,121
Yeah.

1418
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:58,681
But if we're going to do this,
then we have to be careful, okay?

1419
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:01,081
My mother said that protection

1420
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,487
is just as important for you
as it is for me.

1421
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:04,926
Yeah, sure, sure.

1422
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:10,128
Okay. Do you have any protection?
Do I have a knife?

1423
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:14,250
Um...

1424
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:41,211
Try that.
Oh.

1425
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,331
It fits.

1426
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:57,927
[CHUCKLES]

1427
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:01,926
♫ You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed ♫

1428
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:05,368
♫ Sing like a bird
Dizzy in my head ♫

1429
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:09,286
♫ Spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night ♫

1430
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,648
BUCKY:
Oh. You've got hair too.

1431
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,290
[KATHY GIGGLES]

1432
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,604
♫ Forget how to breathe ♫

1433
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,009
♫ Shine like gold
Buzz like a bee ♫

1434
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:24,166
♫ Just the thought of you
Can drive me wild ♫

1435
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:26,846
♫ Oh, you make me smile ♫

1436
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,641
♫ You make me smile ♫

1437
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,245
♫ Oh, you make me smile ♫♫

1438
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,084
Kathy?

1439
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:40,564
Kathy? Where are you,
sweet pea?

1440
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,924
There you are.

1441
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:47,369
Good morning. Look at you,
carrying a tray like a pro.

1442
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,603
It's not a big deal.
Kathy...

1443
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,762
That was so great last night.

1444
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:56,447
With all the kissing
and the cuddling,

1445
01:17:57,080 --> 01:18:00,163
and the pushing
and the bumping.

1446
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:03,727
That was the best night
of my life.

1447
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,888
And I'm not even talking
about the awards.

1448
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:10,086
I could care less about that.
I'm talking about...

1449
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,242
just being with you.

1450
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:17,968
Yeah. Yeah,
it was pretty cool, I guess.

1451
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:24,125
You know, Bucky,
I've been thinking about it,

1452
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:29,806
and, um, last night was
really fun and everything,

1453
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:35,410
and I just think, you know,
since it was my first time,

1454
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:39,491
that I should explore
all my options.

1455
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:41,763
[♫♫♫]

1456
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:46,887
Just really get out there and have
other experiences with other guys.

1457
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:49,960
Other--'? Other guys?

1458
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:53,170
But I only want
to do that with you.

1459
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:56,529
Yeah. We're not married, Bucky.

1460
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,809
We're young
and we should have fun.

1461
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,243
And I have to get
an earlier flight back to L.A.

1462
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:09,487
I picked up the dinner shift,
and I'll see you later. Okay?

1463
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:12,126
I don't understand.

1464
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:18,291
[SIGHS]

1465
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,569
[PHONE RINGS]

1466
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,967
Hello?
MILES: Hey, up and at them, sunshine.

1467
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:33,642
Me and J. Day have been at the
airport trying to outrun airplanes.

1468
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,768
Come on,
meet us downstairs for breakfast.

1469
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:38,207
I've got breakfast up here.

1470
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:41,330
Fuck that. Let's go, down.

1471
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:44,801
[MILES LAUGHS]

1472
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:46,689
We're not stopping now, Bucky.

1473
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,042
This is only the beginning.

1474
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,210
Kathy left this morning.

1475
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:55,843
That's what chicks do. They leave.
That's how this shit works.

1476
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,604
They're whores.

1477
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,162
Except Blueberry.

1478
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:04,724
We are taking it to the next level.
Oh, yes.

1479
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:08,009
J. Day is producing
all of our movies now.

1480
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:12,051
He paid off the mafia and he wants
to put you under an exclusive deal.

1481
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:14,811
Men don't want to live
in the shadows anymore.

1482
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:17,042
They want to look down
at their baby dick

1483
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,680
and pee and bang and be happy.

1484
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:22,650
We think that, in our new movies,
what you should do,

1485
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:26,088
is you should actually
have sex with the girls.

1486
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,848
But what about
what we've been doing?

1487
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:33,688
The world's wondering if you can even
get inside someone with that thing.

1488
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,285
But Kathy. I--
Kathy's gone, man.

1489
01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:39,647
She's gone. She told you so.

1490
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:43,247
She's probably on the plane right now,
fucking another guy on her way home.

1491
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:48,287
Yes, she's probably banging the pilot like crazy.
"Kathy," you know?

1492
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:55,841
Hey, Bucky, Bucky, Bucky.

1493
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,126
This is about you now.

1494
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:01,248
You gotta look to the future, man.

1495
01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:06,125
Let's have a toast.
Let's drink to you, Bucky.

1496
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:07,611
You're the big--
DICK: Ahh!

1497
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:12,971
[IMITATING BUCKY] Oh. I'm sorry.
I think I just jizzed on you.

1498
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:18,803
Ha-ha. I'm a lucky Internet chipmunk.
Come on, show some respect, Dick.

1499
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:22,123
That's a joke, J. Day. Huh?

1500
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:24,681
Why don't you show some
respect to our industry, huh?

1501
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,251
Or to your manhood?

1502
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:29,649
You fucking wannabes.
WOMAN: Come on, Dick.

1503
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:32,927
Nothing grows in my cock shade.

1504
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,610
Nothing.

1505
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,682
Do you know what grows
in your cock shade?

1506
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:43,049
A field of baby dicks. Ha-ha.

1507
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:45,642
I just still
can't believe it, Pop.

1508
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:49,088
I tried to call her.
She didn't even answer the phone.

1509
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:52,005
I don't know.
She seemed like a good egg.

1510
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:55,004
She was a beautiful egg.

1511
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:57,288
Painted gold.

1512
01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:01,523
Laid by a diamond goose.

1513
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:06,322
Now, look, son, you gotta buck up.
You have to power through this.

1514
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:09,251
You got a big movie to shoot.
That's why you're out there.

1515
01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:11,289
[♫♫♫]

1516
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:16,648
Suck it, whore!

1517
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:19,484
[DOOR SLAMS]

1518
01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:21,802
[♫♫♫]

1519
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:28,130
♫ DAY:
The weather is a little bit windy...

1520
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:32,131
Here you go, Uncle Miles.
What the hell are you doing?

1521
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:33,847
You said you wanted--

1522
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:37,402
I'm about to direct the biggest movie
of my career. I don't wanna be high.

1523
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,289
I want to be focused.

1524
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:41,568
She moved out
of your complex?

1525
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:44,642
She won't even see me
at her job.

1526
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:48,523
Oh. That's heavy, man.
I had a man leave me once.

1527
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:53,371
One night, after he fucked me,
he told me the smell is so brutal,

1528
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:57,320
that he break up with me.
And we were in love too.

1529
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:01,083
But he said that the fumes
from my backside,

1530
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:04,881
that they make him gag
and that they give him nightmares.

1531
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:08,484
And he said that
the sweat from my ass,

1532
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:10,927
it could be used
as a chemical weapon.

1533
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:14,081
So I tried cleaning it
and scrubbing it.

1534
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:15,571
I used a car freshener.

1535
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:18,570
Nothing.
I tried eating only pineapple.

1536
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,444
MILES:
What the fuck are you doing?

1537
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,007
Nothing. Just talking
about the movie.

1538
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:27,210
There's no talking. Get the fuck out
of his head. Get out of here!

1539
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,441
Come on. Stand up,
let me see the duds.

1540
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,964
[CHUCKLING]

1541
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:41,282
Good. Good, good. Perfect.

1542
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:43,204
Yeah, Buck? Hey, Miles?

1543
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:47,448
Um... I just wanted
to say thanks.

1544
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,647
[♫♫♫]

1545
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:51,565
Thanks for bringing me
my dreams.

1546
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:53,609
And for being my friend.

1547
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:57,128
Of course, Bucky.
And my folks thank you too.

1548
01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:00,124
They know how tough
this town can be,

1549
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:04,884
and to have someone that's in your
corner and that cares about you

1550
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,769
is real nice.

1551
01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:18,850
[DOOR CLOSES]

1552
01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:23,926
This rock is boiling, Miles.
Can we go?

1553
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:25,246
Relax.

1554
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:28,802
You know how many girls
would love to be tied to a hot rock,

1555
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:33,005
waiting for Bucky Larson
to try and put it in them?

1556
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:37,850
We are rolling. Er-action!

1557
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:44,084
The sun is beating down on me.
I'm losing my mind.

1558
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:47,847
Oh, no! It's Fucky Bucky.

1559
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:51,083
Don't touch me, you dirty man.

1560
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:52,890
[♫♫♫]

1561
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:57,364
Oh, no. The wind
just blew my Clothes off.

1562
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,290
She's good actress.

1563
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:10,763
Come on, buddy. Pound her.

1564
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:28,371
Cut!

1565
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:40,085
I can't let you do this, Buck.
Why, what happened?

1566
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:44,043
I got a confession to make, Bucky.

1567
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:50,051
Kathy didn't leave you on her own.
I told her to do it.

1568
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:53,564
What?
That morning in Las Vegas

1569
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:56,166
at the hotel,
we'd been up partying all night,

1570
01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:59,642
and J. Day gave me the news
about our new deal.

1571
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:03,401
And I ran into Kathy in the
restaurant and she was so happy,

1572
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:08,009
but I was so fucked up,
I told her about our new plan

1573
01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:10,322
to have you bang the chicks.

1574
01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:16,926
She looked horrified.
She said you'd never want to do that.

1575
01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:18,491
I just lost it.

1576
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:21,371
I told her that this is why
you came out here.

1577
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:22,726
This was your destiny.

1578
01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:25,963
And that she'd be selfish
if she stood in your way.

1579
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:31,411
She started to cry
and I said to her that

1580
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,729
if she cared about you,

1581
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:38,680
that she'd out you loose
and let you be great.

1582
01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:40,962
[♫♫♫]

1583
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:44,410
I had no right to do that.

1584
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:46,961
She loved you.

1585
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:50,760
You meant the world to her.

1586
01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:54,964
And I don't want to see you
make the same mistakes I did.

1587
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:01,081
You need to go to Kathy.

1588
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:03,966
You need to go right now.

1589
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,288
[JOURNEY'S "FAITH FULLY" PLAYS]

1590
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,082
I forgive you, Miles.

1591
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:21,723
I'm gonna go tell her.
I'm gonna tell her right now.

1592
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:26,171
♫ Into the midnight sun ♫

1593
01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:33,002
♫ Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind ♫

1594
01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:39,250
Miles, where's he going?
He's gone, J. Day.

1595
01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:41,169
♫ DAY:
But I need that horse!

1596
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:44,807
He's the star of another movie
I'm doing in Germany.

1597
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:47,887
Horsecock Island.

1598
01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:50,681
♫ Along the wire ♫

1599
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:52,649
[HORSE NEIGHS]

1600
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:57,362
♫ They say that the road
Ain't no place to start a family ♫

1601
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:04,606
♫ Right down the line
it's been you and me ♫♫

1602
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:07,241
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1603
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:09,044
God gave me a magic wand.

1604
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:11,441
Why wouldn't I want
to cast love spells?

1605
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:14,809
Wow. You are the most aggressive
person I have ever met.

1606
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:17,042
It's ridiculous.

1607
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:20,963
Is it ridiculous how much pleasure
I could bring to your smell garden?

1608
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,401
Trust me. I would be
the best you ever had.

1609
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:27,643
Dick, you are a dick.

1610
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:30,690
You know why Bucky Larson
is a bigger star than you now?

1611
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:35,805
Because he showed people that it
wasn't about having a giant wiener

1612
01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:37,724
swinging between your legs.

1613
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:42,041
It's about being a beautiful
and caring partner.

1614
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:46,562
And even though
it broke my heart in two,

1615
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:52,326
I knew it was more important for him
to continue helping the world

1616
01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:54,926
than for me to have happiness.

1617
01:28:57,440 --> 01:29:00,250
So you know what
you need to do now?

1618
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:03,569
Give you some good rebound sex?

1619
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:06,724
Let you swing
on my sweet meat? Ha-ha.

1620
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:08,609
No. You need to leave.

1621
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,842
Oh-ho. Look who's back.

1622
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:14,925
Kathy, I remember the first time
I saw you at the diner.

1623
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:18,966
My heart stopped.
My stomach felt funny.

1624
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:21,083
I thought I had the flu.

1625
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:26,166
But I didn't. It was you.

1626
01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:31,010
Being in those nude movies,
that's not my destiny.

1627
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:32,605
Being with you is.

1628
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:34,211
[♫♫♫]

1629
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:35,805
You make my heart smile.

1630
01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:39,123
Does your heart have buck teeth too?
Shut your cock.

1631
01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:47,409
What I'm trying to say is
I love you, Kathy.

1632
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:49,405
I love you too, Bucky.

1633
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:56,406
♫ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♫

1634
01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:59,086
Will you do me a favor?
Yeah.

1635
01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:02,881
Will you give me
a ride home to Iowa?

1636
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,166
With honors.

1637
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:10,162
[SOBBING]

1638
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:14,529
♫ I'm still yours ♫

1639
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:16,210
[GIGGLING]

1640
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:18,687
I smell a garden.

1641
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,685
Ride, little dick. Ride.

1642
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:37,443
♫ I'm forever yours ♫

1643
01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:47,441
♫ Ever yours ♫♫

1644
01:30:47,960 --> 01:30:50,042
[♫♫♫]

1645
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,404
[GIGGLES]

1646
01:30:56,480 --> 01:30:58,084
BOTH:
Mm.

1647
01:30:58,280 --> 01:31:02,683
Do I have chips in my teeth?
No, you don't have any teeth.

1648
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:06,003
Jeremiah.
Well, she doesn't.

1649
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:07,207
Oh, my.

1650
01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:09,647
Table 17.
And thank you for coming.

1651
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:12,565
Hey, best steaks
and service in the state, Bucky.

1652
01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:14,006
That's my wife's doing.

1653
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:17,642
Hey, honey, there's a table in back,
wants to take a picture with you.

1654
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:21,361
Yeah, sure. Jeez,
how many bowls you got there?

1655
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:24,729
Seven. it's my new record.
No way.

1656
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:29,202
You owe me rent money,
fucker!

1657
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:32,204
Gary, no!
You're just like John Mayer!

1658
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:34,089
Just like John Mayer.

1659
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:37,045
[MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD'S
"SAY HEY (I LOVE YOU)" PLAYING]

1660
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:41,967
♫ I say, hey, I'll be gone today
But I'll be back all around the way ♫

1661
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:44,441
♫ it seems like everywhere I go ♫

1662
01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:47,041
♫ The more I see, the less I know ♫

1663
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:51,842
♫ But I know one thing
That I love you ♫

1664
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:57,450
♫ I love you, I love you
I love you ♫

1665
01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:59,682
♫ Now, I'm not
A highly metaphysical man ♫

1666
01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:02,650
♫ But I know when
The stars are aligned you can ♫

1667
01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:05,201
♫ Bump into a person
In the middle of the road ♫

1668
01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:07,806
♫ Look into their eyes
And you suddenly know ♫

1669
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:10,287
♫ Rockin' in the dance hall
Movin' with you ♫

1670
01:32:10,440 --> 01:32:12,920
♫ Dancing in the night
In the middle of June ♫

1671
01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:17,847
♫ My momma told me don't lose you
'Cause the best luck I had was you ♫

1672
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:23,291
♫ I said, hey, I'll be gone today
But I'll be back all around the way ♫

1673
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:25,807
♫ it seems like everywhere I go ♫

1674
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:27,928
♫ The more I see, the less I know ♫

1675
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:33,484
♫ I said, hey, I'll be gone today
But I'll be back all around the way ♫

1676
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:35,961
♫ it seems like everywhere I go ♫

1677
01:32:36,120 --> 01:32:38,646
♫ The more I see, the less I know ♫

1678
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:43,567
♫ But I know one thing
That I love you ♫

1679
01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:47,361
♫ I love you, I love you
I love you ♫

1680
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:48,931
♫ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♫

1681
01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:57,642
♫ I love you, I love you
I love you ♫

1682
01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:00,127
♫ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♫

1683
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:02,044
♫ Come on
Hey, papa, hey, papa ♫

1684
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:03,406
♫ Hey, mama, hey, mama ♫♫

1685
01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:11,490
♫ You're my superstar ♫
♫ You're my superstar ♫

1686
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:14,120
♫ You're my superstar, star, star!

1687
01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:17,887
♫ You know who you are
You are, you are ♫

1688
01:33:18,040 --> 01:33:20,771
♫ Since the day I met you
Things ain't been the same ♫

1689
01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:23,207
♫ A smile on my face
Every time I hear your name ♫

1690
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:26,125
♫ You see the way he shines
Tingle in my spine ♫

1691
01:33:26,280 --> 01:33:29,045
♫ The way he touches me
Lets me know everything's all right ♫

1692
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:34,445
♫ He's my personal sunshine
And he's anywhere, any time ♫

1693
01:33:34,600 --> 01:33:37,410
♫ Love is a drug
And I am an addict ♫

1694
01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:40,689
♫ Every time I see you
I've been thinking, "Gotta have it" ♫

1695
01:33:40,880 --> 01:33:43,360
♫ You're my superstar ♫
♫ You're my superstar ♫

1696
01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:45,045
♫ You're my superstar ♫

1697
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,521
♫ You're my superstar, star, star!

1698
01:33:47,720 --> 01:33:50,929
♫ You know who you are
You are, you are ♫

1699
01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:55,881
♫ You're my superstar ♫
♫ You're my superstar ♫

1700
01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:58,646
♫ You're my superstar, star, star!

1701
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:01,644
♫ You know who you are
You are, you are ♫

1702
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:05,046
♫ I know you've never felt
This kind of love in your life ♫

1703
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:07,971
♫ But that's the way you feel
When someone's loving you right ♫

1704
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:10,891
♫ And I'm-a make sure
You feel better than the rest ♫

1705
01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:13,686
♫ When we're separated
I can feel it in my chest ♫

1706
01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:16,491
♫ I know some people hate it
But we gotta do us ♫

1707
01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:19,086
♫ it ain't lust
Just love, devotion, and trust ♫

1708
01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:22,164
♫ And trust
I'm-a always have my baby's back ♫

1709
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:25,005
♫ And I'd love to hear
My baby's laugh, ha ♫

1710
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:27,811
♫ Cover Girl, Maybelline
Magazines, on the screens ♫

1711
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:32,363
♫ Finest thing I've ever seen
'Cause, baby, you're my superstar!

1712
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:35,211
♫ 'Cause, baby
You're my superstar ♫

1713
01:34:35,360 --> 01:34:38,762
♫ Oh, there's no one above ya
Can't nobody touch ya ♫

1714
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:43,767
♫ You're the only one for me
'Cause, baby, you're my superstar!

1715
01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:46,321
♫ Baby, you're my superstar ♫

1716
01:34:46,480 --> 01:34:51,691
♫ You're my superstar ♫
♫ You're my superstar ♫

1717
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:54,525
♫ You're my superstar, star, star!

1718
01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:58,401
♫ You know who you are
You are, you are ♫♫

1719
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:02,282
[WADDY WACHTEL'S
"DON'T BE LONG" PLAYING]

1720
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:12,200
♫ It was peaceful last evening
Just like the night before ♫

1721
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:17,241
♫ And you're busy talking
To someone outside our door ♫

1722
01:35:17,440 --> 01:35:20,808
♫ But now you're gone ♫

1723
01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:25,403
♫ Don't be long ♫

1724
01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:30,488
♫ Yeah, now you're gone ♫

1725
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:35,802
♫ Don't be long ♫

1726
01:35:56,920 --> 01:36:01,767
♫ The horses won't listen
Won 't eat a bit of hay ♫

1727
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:06,767
♫ And even my Brahma
Can't find a place to lay ♫

1728
01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:11,881
♫ 'Cause now you're gone ♫

1729
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:16,648
♫ Don't be long ♫

1730
01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:21,886
♫ Yeah, now you're gone ♫

1731
01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:25,601
♫ Don't be long ♫♫