爱 死亡 与 机器人 第一季第十六集
冰河世纪
你要把红酒放在哪里 Hey, where do you want the wine?
放到这边来 In here, please.
你敢信房东竟然 Can you believe the landlord
把这破冰箱留在这里了吗 left that funky refrigerator in here?
这种老式的冰箱 You know, these old-timey fridges,
设计还是很聪明的 they're actually, like, really smart.
现代的冰箱可不会这样 In modern refrigerators, they don't have one of these, you know.
电机都装在下面 The motor's underneath...
热气全都冒到冰箱里 so the hot air rises up into the fridge
得用生产出热气的电机来派排出去 and has to be pumped out by the same motor that produced it.
太扯了 I mean, it's, like, crazy.
是啊 太扯了 Yeah, that's insane.
要来点吗 Hey, want some?
好啊 你知道吗 这里面可能会有些冰块 Oh, yeah. You know what? There might be some ice in here.
你知道我最爱你哪一点吗 你的档次 You know what I love about you? Your class.
这简直就像一个孤独堡垒 It's like a fucking Fortress of Solitude.
-敬我们要做的爱... -敬我们要在 - To all the sex we're gonna have-- - To all the good times...
-我就是这个意思 -我们的新家拥有的 - What I meant to say. - ...we're gonna have...
-美好时光 -没错 - in our new place. - Yeah.
-什么东西 -怎么了 - What the hell? - What is it?
盖尔 你看看这冰块里面 Gail, I want you to look inside this ice cube
告诉我你看到了什么 and tell me what you see.
那是... Is that...
我记得我好像有个放大镜 I think I have a magnifying glass somewhere.
-它身上插的是长矛吗 -什么 - Are those spears in its side? - What?
我想知道这冰箱里是不是还有这种东西 I wonder if there's more of these things in the freezer.
天啊 Oh, my God.
上帝啊 Holy shit!
我们的冰箱里有一整个文明 There's a lost civilization in our refrigerator.
这根本说不通啊 This makes no sense.
-是吗 -没错 - You think? - Yeah.
这显然就是一个中世纪早期的城市 That's clearly an early medieval city.
然后呢 Yeah?
拜托 大家都知道长毛猛犸象 I mean, come on, everyone knows that woolly mammoths died out
在新石器时代晚期就灭绝了 some time in the late Neolithic period.
是啊 大家都知道 Yeah, everyone knows that.
用它做肥料应该挺不错吧 Well, it'll make good fertilizer?
我还难过着呢 Too soon.
我们再去看看 Let's check again.
我们才离开了十分钟左右 Damn! We only looked away, like, ten minutes.
这里面的时间流逝的速度肯定不一样 The time rate in there must be different.
已经过去了几十年 Decades have gone by.
已经到了工业革命了 It's the Industrial Revolution already.
-我们没看到文艺复兴 -好可惜 - Aww, we missed the Renaissance. - Oh, bummer.
不知道我们是不是他们的神 I wonder if we're their gods?
整天盯着我们的这两个呆瓜是谁 Who are these two douchebags starin' at us all day?
我不知道 我都受够她牙缝里的西蓝花了 I don't know. I'm tired of looking at that broccoli in her teeth.
我可不觉得 Yeah, I doubt it.
那是什么 What's that?
我觉得那是飞机 Oh, I think those are airplanes.
不 我觉得他们已经到现代了 Yeah, no, I think they've reached the present.
天啊 你看 他们还有星巴克 Oh, my God. Look at that! They've got a Starbucks.
-不是吧 -星巴克真是无处不在 - No way. - Those really are everywhere.
那是怎么回事 What's going on over there?
操 Oh, fuck!
-操 -你没事吧 - Fuck! - Are you okay?
我好像瞎了 It's like I'm blinded.
-你没事吧 -他们在进行战争 - Are you okay? - They're fighting a war in there!
冷静点 Calm down.
战术核弹在我们冰箱里炸了 Tactical nukes are going off in our refrigerator
你却想让我冷静下来 and you want me to calm down?
对不起 你真该看看你的脸 你... I'm sorry, you should see your face. It's--
怎么了 What's wrong?
上帝啊 Jeez.
看起来战况升级了 It looks like it's escalating.
我们不能指望他们几分钟就结束战争 We can't expect them to outgrow war in a couple of minutes.
那我们现在怎么办 So, what are we gonna do?
点个披萨外卖 Order out for pizza.
已经过了一小时了 It's been over an hour.
也许他们已经在重建了 Maybe they've had a chance to rebuild.
罗伯 Rob...
我们必须要接受他们可能... we have to face the possibility that they...
他们灭绝了 well, that they didn't make it.
嗯 Yeah.
-天啊 他们挺过来了 -是啊 - Holy shit. They made it! - They did.
那是会飞的车吗 Are those flying cars?
这简直看上去就像翡翠都市 只不过不是翡翠的 It looks like the Emerald City, only, you know, less emerald.
对 Right.
真美 It's beautiful.
老实说 那个看上去有点像阴茎 Okay, honestly, that one looks a bit phallic, you know.
像屌 没错 Like a dildo, yeah.
我想他们应该是经历了一段金字塔时期 I guess they went through a little bit of a pyramid phase.
这么多桥 That's a lot of bridges.
天啊 Oh, boy.
什么 What?
上帝啊 Holy shit.
是啊 Yeah.
你觉得他们还会回来吗 Do you think they're coming back?
我觉得不会了 No, I don't think so.
-我们可以明早再清理 -嗯 - We can clean it out in the morning. - Yeah.