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-收据给你 -谢谢 - And there's your receipt. - Thank you.
就是... It just...
好吧 那... Right. So, erm...
我们可以走了吗 还是... Do we, do we just go, or...
你要说一番话 还是怎么样 do you do a bit of a speech, or what happens now?
艾妮要走 我们很不舍 我们很高兴有你在这里 Well, we're sad to see Aine go. We've loved having you here.
老天 我在这里的日子也很开心 Oh God, I've had the time of my life,
真希望能常回来看看 I hope to come back as often as my schedule allows.
我很遗憾 你在这里过得不开心 I'm sorry you didn't have a great time.
不 我没指望会过得开心 No, I didn't expect it to be a great time,
泰瑞莎 我又不傻 Teresa, I'm not stupid,
我只是... I just, it's a lot of...
-花了肖娜很多钱 -别担心这个 - Shona's money... - Don't worry about it.
不 我的意思是这里的设施 No, I'm just saying cos I think the facilities
可以再好些 could have been nicer,
-像网站上宣传的那样 -是啊 我懂的 - like the website shows. - Yeah, I know.
替艾妮说句公道话 我帮她预约入住时 In fairness to Aine, when I booked her in,
-网站看起来这里有按摩浴缸 -没错 - the website did make it look like there was a jacuzzi... - Yeah.
当初我能说服她来 And the jacuzzi was half how
有一半原因是因为有按摩浴缸 I convinced her to come here in the first place!
-没错 -因为我跟她说... - Yeah! - You know, cos I said, you know...
如果她来了 at the worst, if she came,
-再不济也还有按摩浴缸 -没错 - at least there'd be a jacuzzi. - Yeah.
当然了 最后才发现那只是一张... Of course, as it turned out, it's just a picture of a...
-鸭子池塘的照片 -鸭子池塘 - Duck pond. - Duck pond.
-没错 -这... - Yeah. - Which...
但我说了 这里不是水疗会馆 而是康复中心 But, like I said, this is not a spa, it's a rehab facility,
所以资金都投入在护理和请治疗师上了 so we plough our money into care and therapists.
是啊 我懂 Yeah, I know,
-但我不明白为什么按摩浴缸... -或是瀑布水潭 - but I just don't see how a jacuzzi... - Or a plunge pool.
...对需要一点好心情的人来说是坏事 would be a bad thing for people who just needed a bit of a boost.
走吧 肖 不重要了 Come on, Sho, it doesn't matter.
你们走之前 还有其他...意见反馈吗 So, any other... feedback, before you head off?
你为什么用这种语气 Why are you saying it like that?
你为什么说"意见反馈"时阴阳怪气的 Why are you saying "feedback" like that?
所有行业都应该重视反馈 好吗 All businesses should appreciate feedback, OK?
我也是做生意的 我就喜欢收到反馈 I'm in business, I love feedback.
我真的喜欢 而且你别误会 And yeah, I do, actually, and don't take it the wrong way...
-算了 小肖 -等一下 - Oh, just leave it, Sho. - Just one second.
你们网站上还说这里入住有各种各样的病患 Also on your website, you say you get all sorts of people here.
但艾妮告诉我 他们进行集体治疗会时 But Aine tells me, when they were having the group therapy sessions,
主要疏导成瘾问题 而不是... they mainly dealt with addiction and not with...
精神崩溃 Nervous breakdown?
原来我被归入这一类吗 Oh, is that what I fall under?
我还以为是"乱逼逼" 创新性的新病名呢 I thought it was mostly Bs, creative type.
别反讽了 Don't be sarky!
我不是反讽 我只是无礼 I'm not being sarky, I'm being sassy!
待会儿我一拳打你脸上 I'm gonna punch your face in a minute.
事实上我真有实际的反馈意见 I actually have some practical feedback.
-那太好了 -是关于零食的 - Oh, good. - Just as regards snacks.
我觉得该有... So I was thinking,
迷你巧克力棒 mini-bars...
我是认真的 泰瑞莎 I'm actually being serious, Teresa!
因为有一天 我情绪跌到谷底时 Because one day, when I was really low,
我会很愿意付比建议零售价高一倍的价格 I would've happily paid double the recommended retail price
吃奇巧巧克力棒 且不希望任何人盯着我看 to eat a Kit Kat without everyone gawping at me.
最好是他妈的能躺在按摩浴缸里吃 And ideally, in a fucking jacuzzi.
抱歉骂脏话了 I'm sorry for cursing there.
没关系 That's OK.
能给我...车钥匙吗 Erm, can I have the...car keys?
好 Yeah.
谢谢你们所做的一切 泰瑞莎 Thanks, er, for everything, Teresa.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye-bye.
带我一起走 Take me with ya!
她... Is she, um...
她的病治好了吗 Is she fixed?
我没预料到会这样 It's just, I didn't really see this coming, so...
我看得出你们很亲近 对吧 I can see you guys are close, yeah?
是的 她是我唯一的姐妹 我也没有兄弟 Yeah, well, she's my only sister. Or brother, or...
我知道这对你一定是沉重打击 I know this must have been a shock.
因为对于艾妮这种病患 我们尽量帮他们 Cos with someone like Aine, we try and get them back to a place
能够重新在乎自己 where they can care about themselves
愿意照顾好自己 enough to take care of themselves.
她刚来这里时 眼睛都几乎睁不开 When she got here, she could hardly open her eyes,
现在她已经...抱怨起奇巧巧克力棒了 and now she's... complaining about Kit Kats.
她很坚强 She's made of hardy stuff.
好吧 Ok.
-知道吗 -好的 - Yeah? - All right.
-行 -谢谢你了 - Cool. - Thank you for that.
-再见 -再见 对了 - Bye. - Bye. Oh, and, um...
这就是我刚才的意思 I mean, that's kind of what I meant. Earlier.
我说的"说一番话" 就是指你刚才所说的这些 You know, when I said about a speech, what you just did.
所以也许下次... 这就是反馈意见 So, I don't know, next time... I mean, this is feedback.
嗯 谢了 Yeah. Thanks.
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好了 各位 Right, guys, OK.
现在应该很容易了吧 这个名媛家族 This should be easy by now, OK? The family.
我们都知道考特妮是... We all know that Kourtney is the...
最年长的 Eldest.
很好 没错 Very good, yes.
但金是... But Kim is the...
-排行第二的 -排行第二 很好 - Second eldest. - Second eldest, very good.
再往下就是克洛伊 But after that, then we have Khloe.
-克洛伊是... -排行中间的 - Khloe is the... - Middle.
中间 莫 没错 棒极了 Middle, Mo! Yes, fantastic!
她本来... 是过去时哦 本来是最年幼的 Now, she was -- past tense -- WAS the youngest.
直到谁出现 Until along came...
-肯德尔和凯莉 -肯德尔和凯莉 - Kendall and Kylie. - Kendall and Kylie.
他们是谁的女儿 谁的 And they are the daughters... The daughters of...
-克丽丝 -克丽丝汀 没错 非常好 - Kris. - Kristen! Yes, very good.
击个掌 太棒了 Give me a high five -- lovely.
那么 克丽丝 她是... Now, Kris, who is the...
-她们的妈妈 -妈妈 - Mother. - Mother!
欢迎 维克多 你好 没错就是妈妈 真棒 Welcome, Victor! Hello! Yes -- mother. Fantastic.
她们是克丽丝和凯特琳的女儿 OK, so they are the daughters of Kris and Caitlyn.
凯特琳·詹纳本名为布鲁斯·詹纳 是金·卡戴珊的前继父 后做了变性手术
凯特琳也是她们的妈妈 Also the mother.
凯特琳·詹纳也是妈妈吗 ... Is Caitlyn Jenner, the mother.
我觉得 I don't think that
不能说她是妈妈 she... is the mother...
她就单纯是凯特琳吗 She's Caitlyn?
她就单纯是凯特琳 没错 讨论完毕 She is Caitlyn. Exactly. And that ends that chat.
我喜欢「周五电视课」 I love this TV Friday.
是啊 谁不喜欢卡戴珊一家呢 Oh, yeah. And who doesn't love the Kardashians?
不 我那只是反问 不需要你们回答 No, that was a rhetorical, not a real question.
你们可以把手放下了 So you can put your hands down.
我在罗马尼亚经常能看到卡戴珊一家 Uh, in Romania, I see Kardashians all the time.
我有一台大电视 I have big TV.
但在这边 天空电视台 要花好多钱订阅 But here, Sky TV, a lot money.
只能看电脑 或是BBC电视台 Only laptop, or BBC.
所以天空电视台 So Sky TV
要花... 你们都在本上记下来了吗 costs... You getting this down, on your thing?
要花很多钱订阅 Costs too much money.
房租要花很多钱 Rent costs too much money.
很好 房租也要花很多钱 Yes, rent costs too much money.
大家 听我说 我知道生活很艰难 And guys, listen. I know it can be tough.
生活很艰难 但你们知道吗 It can be tough. But you know what?
爱... Love...
是... costs...
免费的 nothing!
爱是不用花一分钱的 Love costs zero pounds.
我爱你们 And I love you.
我们也爱你 And we love you!
得了吧 你们只会伤我的心 Ah, stop it, you're breaking my heart!
好了 周一前把习题全做完 Right, fill out all of those worksheets by Monday, though,
否则我就跟你们也来场脱欧 or I will Brexit the lot of you.
周末到啦 It's the weekend!
给你们自己鼓鼓掌 Give yourselves a round of applause!
周末到啦 It's the weekend!
-在认真上课吗 -当然 非常认真 - Keeping it professional in here? - Yes, very much so.
对了 莫 你能把那些插头都拔下来吗 Actually, Mo, can you take out those plugs,
之前插座上被我洒了水 所以小心点 I spilled water all over the sockets. So just be careful.
不行 莫 插座如果是湿的就不能碰 艾妮... No, Mo, don't touch that socket if it's wet. Aine...
我开玩笑的 就是跟你开个小玩笑 I'm a-joking! It's one of my little jokes for you.
喂 艾玛 我是艾妮 Hi, Emma, Aine here.
我在想今晚的晚餐聚会要带什么 Just wondering what to bring for dinner tonight,
是带个帕芙洛娃蛋糕还是带一包K粉 I'm thinking pavlova or a bag of ketamine!
能见你的朋友们我超级激动 I'm super-psyched to meet all your friends...
我正给你打着电话 你的短信就来了 You are literally just texting me as I talk to you on the phone.
"苏菲不太乐意有她不认识的人在场 "Sophie being weird about people she doesn't know coming,
所以我不能带你去了..." Don't think I can bring you along any more..."
好 没关系的 Oh, yeah, that is totally fine!
我完全理解 Eh, I totally get that.
好吧 反正我还有很多事要做 Yeah, I had loads of other things to do anyways.
我自己吃帕芙洛娃蛋糕和K粉就好了 I'll just eat the pavlova and ketamine myself.
晚上玩得开心 拜 Have a great night. Bye!
嗨 这里是肖娜的语音信箱 请留言 'Hi, you've reached Shona's voicemail. Leave a message.'
喂 肖娜 是我 Uh, hello, Shona, it's me,
性病诊所的莫拉格·斯伯瑞医生 Dr Morag Sporran from the STD clinic.
我是来告诉你检查结果的 I'm ringing re your test results.
很不幸 你最担心的事发生了 Unfortunately, confirming our worst fears,
你的阴道从里到外都烂透了 your fanny is rotten from the inside out.
所以我们必须把它切除 So we're going to have to remove it.
嗨 是我 你今晚有什么安排吗 Hi, it's me. What are you doing tonight?
听到留言给我回电话 好了 拜 Ring back when you get this. OK, bye!
这里是拱廊心理诊所 Archway Psychotherapy.
你好 请问能让海伦听电话吗 Hiya, yeah, could I speak to Helen, please?
你是她的病人还是家人 Are you a patient, or family?
病人 Patient.
她现在恐怕没空 I'm afraid she's not free right now.
你想预约下周来电吗 Want to schedule a call for next week?
能不能让海伦现在听电话 Eh, could I just not speak to someone... Helen, now?
因为我... Just cos I've, erm....
我刚在商店偷了一杯奶昔 所以感觉有点... I've just shoplifted a smoothie, so feeling a bit...
其实 我更想跟海伦谈谈这件事 Actually, could I speak to Helen about this rather than you?
我在等着帮你预约下周来电 I'm waiting schedule a call for next week.
不 我都说了... 如果我要自杀呢 No, cos I said... What if I was about to kill myself?
你要吗 Are you?
如果我说我要 你能让海伦听电话吗 Would that get me through to Helen, if I said I was?
不能 我说过了 她现在没时间 No. As I say, she's unavailable.
真是"谢"你了 再见 Thanks for nothing. Bye.
嗨 你还好吗 Hi, you OK?
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
我怎么来了 别跟我调情了 What am I doing here? Stop flirting with me,
维希 你是我姐姐的男朋友 Vish, you're my suster's boyfriend!
听着 她本来就落后我5分钟了 知道吗 Look, she is five minutes behind me, OK,
别让她迟到 so don't make her late.
是你吗 艾妮 Is that you, Aine?
不是 是你的老太太邻居 米尔珠 No, it's your elderly neighbour, Mildred!
茶巾底下是我发酵的酸面团 That is a sourdough I'm proving under a tea towel.
是我刚弄好的 所以别戳它 It is my little newborn. So don't poke it.
我不会让她迟到 也不会戳你的酸面团 I will not make her late and I will not poke your sourdough.
-爱你 -拜 - Love you! - Bye.
拜托别迟到 Please don't be late.
你们房子前面的那个流浪汉还挺好的 Hey, that homeless man out the front of your building's nice.
你收到我的留言了吗 You get my voicemail?
没有 我只收到了你的短信 怎么了 No, I got your text, what's wrong?
听我说 真的很有趣 Listen to it, it's really funny.
什么意思 听你说 我赶时间呢 What do you mean, listen to it, I'm in a rush!
你今晚不是有那个晚餐聚会吗 You have that party tonight, the dinner party?
没有... Eh, no...?
不 为什么 发生什么事了 Oh, no! Why, what happened?
不是 改成晚点在酒吧聚了 Oh, no, it's just turned into like a pub thing later.
那可能更好玩 Oh, that's more fun, probably.
-是啊 -有机会认识新朋友了 - Yeah. - Chance to meet new people.
布鲁斯觉得他一天大约能赚200镑 Bruce reckons he makes ￡200 a day out there.
谁 Who?
还问谁 那个流浪汉啊 "Who". Homeless guy.
别吃那个水果沙拉 Don't eat that fruit salad!
那是维希的早餐 It's Vish's breakfast.
天呐 维希现在要把我逼疯了 God, Vish is driving me nuts right now.
一直暗示要搬进来 Just keeps alluding to moving in.
但都是通过卑劣的小手段暗示 You know, but in a sneaky way,
比如在这里做酸面团 like, he makes his sourdough here.
他说黄油放在他家容易坏 He says the butter fits in his house.
那也太卑劣了 That's so sneaky!
想想看他有多爱你 Imagine loving you so much
才会想让你住进他的大房子 还不用交房租 that he'd...want you to live in his mahoosive house, rent-free?
不过 如果我搬进去 接下来会怎么样 And anyway, if I move in, then what next?
我们要么分手 要么结婚 We'd either break up, or get married.
我希望你们能结婚 I wish you guys would get married
这样我就能上台说个好笑的伴娘致词 so I can do my hilarious best man speech.
讲真 我的开场笑话就是... Honestly, my opening gag is
-你的开场笑话是什么 -我才不告诉你呢 - What's your opening gag? - Oh, I'm not going to tell you
因为我想在那天看到你的真实反应 because I want the look on your face on the day to be real.
好吧 我对结婚毫无兴趣 Right, well, I've no interest for marriage
所以你可以现在告诉我 so you may as well tell me now.
肖娜 别这么说 Shona! Don't say that.
如果你不结婚 我也不能结婚 If you don't get married, I can't get married.
因为妹妹比姐姐先结婚的话 Because it's bad luck and unnatural
会带来厄运 且有违常理 for the younger sister to wed before the elder.
现在别说这个了 我已经开始有压力了 Stop talking about it now, cos I'm getting stressed.
你能帮我擦背吗 Can you do my back?
不要 上次擦完 我的手两天都是棕色的 No, last time I did this, my hands were brown for two days!
赶紧的吧 是可以洗掉的 Just do it, it's wash-off!
-你那天晚上去格林公园干什么 -肖娜 - What were you doing in Green Park the other night? - Shona!
你不停止跟踪我 我就跟你解绑「寻找我的手机」功能 I'll unmatch you on Find My Phone if you don't stop stalking me,
你就像个变态怪蜀黍一样 you're like a creepy uncle!
我没有跟踪你 我只是看看你在哪儿 I'm not stalking you, I'm just checking where you are
这样我就能睡个安心觉了 so I can sleep at night.
你去那里干什么 What are you doing there?
你能稍微轻点吗 会弄得到处都很脏的 Can you do it a bit gentler, it's gonna smear.
我去散步 I, er, I went for a walk.
晚上10点去散步 10pm at night?
没错 看完电影去散步 Yes, after the cinema.
好吧 你跟谁一起去看的电影 Oh, OK, who did you go to the cinema with?
没人 我应该跟谁一起去看电影才对啊 No one, who would I have to go to the cinema with?
别这么说 那让我觉得难过 Don't say that, that just makes me sad.
那是实话 不是吗 Well, it's true, isn't it?
我愿意跟你一起去看电影 I'll go to the cinema with you!
你看的是什么影片 What did you see?
我看了一部色情片 I saw a big porno
一大群小伙子在狂干... with loads of young lads riding holes...
大晚上的别一个人出去乱走 好吗 Look, just don't go walking around at night on your own, OK?
那让我很担忧 你会被强奸或谋杀的 It stresses me out -- you'll get raped or murdered.
-那倒也挺好的 可惜几率太低 -天呐 - Chance would be a fine thing. - Jesus...
不 我知道我不应该... No, I know I shouldn't...
你为什么要说这种话 Why would you say that?
-抱歉 我不该这么说的 -快摸下木头 - So sorry, I shouldn't have said it. - Touch wood.
说了不吉利的话后 摸木头以求摆脱灾祸
我摸木头 Touch wood.
-肖 -怎么了 - Oh, Sho... - What?
你这里有颗小痘痘 我能戳破吗 You've just got... A little spot, can I pop it?
-不 不能戳破 -不 我也不想的 - No, you cannot pop it! - No, I don't want to,
但今晚如果有人看到以后吐了怎么办 but what if someone sees your back tonight and vomits?
天呐 那好吧 Oh, Jesus, OK, then!
-我操啊 -太难 抱歉 - Ow, fucking hell! - Oh, God! Sorry.
真是太恶心了 That's disgusting.
别在我的被子上擦啊 Don't wipe it on my bedding!
难道我要在你的背部擦吗 What, I wipe it on your back, then?
好了 你可以走了 OK, you can go now.
谢谢您 主人 Thank you, master!
别逗我笑 我会出汗的 Don't make me laugh, I'll sweat.
你还好吧 Are you OK?
天呐 你这穿的是什么鬼 Oh my God, what are you wearing?!
-怎么了 -你从哪儿买的这衣服 - What? - Where did you get that?
「永远21岁」店里 Forever 21.
那有点讽刺吧 Well, that's a bit of fucking irony if I ever heard of it.
很难看吗 我还以为有点神奇女侠风呢 Oh, is it awful? I thought I looked kind of Wonder Woman-y.
不 只是... Ah, no! It's just a bit...
有点妓女风 prostitute-y.
-艾妮 -肖娜 - Aine! - Shona!
你明明有很多血汗工厂制造的衣服啊 You've a sweatshop full of clothes,
-为什么不从中选一件 -不 我不能 - why don't you wear something from that? - No, I don't.
我看上去又老又丑 还没好看的衣服穿 And I look old and awful and I've nothing to wear.
你一般开襟线衫下面配什么 What are you wearing under your cardigan?
黑色皮迷你裙 My black pleather mini.
那上面的衣服 你想穿哪件自己挑 Literally just help yourself to anything that's on there, OK?
除了要干洗的那些 Except for the dry cleaning stuff.
以及那件白裙子 Oh, and the white dress.
你什么时候出门 What time are you heading out?
他们很快会发短信告诉我具体时间 Oh, they're gonna text me soon.
不过我应该会在你出门后立刻出门 But I'll probably just scoot straight after you.
你没事吧 Are you OK?
没事啊 我好极了 Yeah, I'm grand!
好极了 当然 Grand, yeah, course!
如果你愿意 可以跟我一起去参加那个活动 Cos you can come to this thing with me if you want.
不要 你疯了 No, you're mad!
你个混蛋 You doughnut.
想象下我跟那些穿西装的男人混在一起的场景吧 Imagine me at an event with all the suits.
话说 我能给你表演下我的绝招吗 Oh hey, listen, can I show you my thing?
-亲爱的 我得... -不 等等 - Ah honey, I've got to... - No, no, wait.
-稍等下 看好了 -那赶快表演吧 - Just wait a second. - Look at this. Show me.
?对不起 我不是最漂亮的人? ?I'm sorry, I'm not the most pretty?
?我的歌声永远无法像惠特妮那么美? ?I will never ever sing like Whitney?
?让所有的心滴血...? ?So let's let all hearts bleed...?
好吧 棒极了 很精彩 OK. Yes, great, brilliant.
-很棒 -我看着搞笑吗 - Very good! - Do I look funny?
快出门吧 这可是周末 好好玩一玩 Go out, it's the weekend, have fun!
好咧 Yes!
你这是怎么了 What happened to you?
操 快停下 Oh, fuck, stop this...
该死的 艾妮 你怎么还没出门 Fuck's sake, Aine, why haven't you left yet?
肖娜 Shona?
你好啊 夏洛特 Oh hey, hi, Charlotte.
-你没事吧 -没事 抱歉 有点心不在焉 - You OK? - Yeah, sorry. Distracted.
你刚刚看完的样子 The way you looked at me,
我还以为我把你这爱尔兰名字叫错了 I thought I'd made an Irish name mistake.
随便叫什么爱尔兰名字 我都会应的 希布恩 Listen, I'll answer to any Irish name -- Siobhan...
-萨夏尔 -没错 有人叫我希姆丝我都转过身 - Saoirse? - Yeah, I mean, I've turned around for Seamus...
我很高兴你也来了 I'm glad you're here.
我还以为就我一个女的呢 I thought I was gonna be the only womb present.
-是啊 我也是这么以为的 -进去吗 - Yeah, God, me too. - You coming in?
好的 Yeah.
天呐 我已经可以闻到止汗除臭剂的气味了 God, I can smell the Lynx Africa already.
我就知道艾妮会害你迟到 See, I knew Aine was gonna make you late!
她们来了 掌控财务命脉的强大女人 There they are, the power ladies of finance!
-弗莱迪 -有免费的酒喝 我就知道你会来 - Freddie! - I knew you'd turn up for a night of free drink.
我就希望能从这些有钱人身上榨出点油水来 I just hope we can squeeze some juice out of these wealthy lemons!
艾妮怎么样 肖 How's Aine, Sho?
她好得很 She's absolutely fantastic.
肖 总共150人里有一个女人 三个棕色人种 Sho, so we have one woman and three brown people up there out of 150,
所以这就像是圣诞节一样 so it's like Christmas.
肖娜和我有个很喜欢的游戏 就是每次 Sho and I have this favourite game where we drink a shot
只要看到棕色人种或是做财务的女人 就喝一杯 every time we see a brown person or a woman working in finace.
这是个很烂的喝酒游戏 因为每次都不可能醉 It's a shit drinking game, cos you stay really sober.
这说明我是双重威胁吗 Does that make me a double threat?
是啊 对于你 我们要喝两杯龙舌兰 Yeah! So you'd be two tequilas.
而我显然是负分 And I'm, obviously, minus points.
是的 没错 Yeah, you are.
好了 我们进去吧 Right, well, let's get in there!
看能从这些有钱人身上榨出多少油水 See what juice we can squeeze out of these wealthy lemons!
天呐 你已经说过这话了 Oh my God, you already said that, mate.
-怎么了 -我不知道她...她竟然回家了 - What's going on? - I just don't know where she... She's gone home.
我不知道她为什么又返回家中 是换衣服还是干什么 I don't know why she's gone home. Getting changed, or something.
-你在干什么 -心思放在这里 - What are you doing? - Just be here.
心思放在这里 她没事 她跟她朋友在一起 Be here, all right? She's fine. She's with her friends,
交些新朋友 making new friends...
-我的心思在这里啊 -淡定点 - I am here! - Just chill.
我很淡定 等下在上面见 I am. I'll see you up...
你为什么要跟弗莱迪一起玩 你个叛徒犹大 What are you hanging out with Freddie for anyway, you Judas?
犹大 他是我们这个圈子的一员啊 Judas? He's part of the group!
-别告诉艾妮 -我不会告诉艾妮 - Well, don't tell Aine. - I won't tell Aine!
我不会告诉她她姐姐今晚有多性感 I won't tell her how sexy her sister looks tonight.
谢谢你 亲爱的 这是艾妮的裙子 Ah, thanks, hon. It's Aine's skirt.
-天呐 上帝啊 -不是上帝 是我 小可爱 - Oh, God, fucking Jesus. - No, just me. Hello, sunshine.
你好 天呐 布莱德利 你要去哪儿了 Hello. My God, Bradley, where you off to?
我要去见艾玛 抱歉堆了很多脏衣服 I'm just gonna go and meet Emma. Sorry about all the laundry.
-一直没洗 -天呐 那真是太可爱了 - Not doing it and stuff. - Oh, God, that's so cute.
怎么 你是去了健身房吗 What? Have you been to the gym?
抱歉 我姐姐把我的裙子穿走了 Sorry, no, my sister took my skirt.
所以... So...
好的 祝你玩得开心 Yeah, OK, have fun.
警察 快开门 Police! Open up!
不 我还以为是我点的那个脱衣舞男来了呢 Oh no, I thought it was gonna be that stripper I ordered.
-很高兴见到你 -我也是 - Good to see you. - Yeah.
天呐 在现实世界见到你 有点怪怪的 God! It's weird seeing you in the real world.
你换掉运动裤确实看起来很帅 You do look well out of tracksuit bottoms though.
-因为我看了《粉红救兵》 -我超爱那节目 - Been watching Queer Eye, haven't I? - I love it, I love it.
-你觉得我打扮怎么样 -你看起来像个男模 -What do you reckon? - I think you look like a male model.
所以 你还是在喝酒吗 So erm... you still drinking, then, yeah?
是啊 不过我的问题不在于我喝酒 汤姆 Oh, yeah, yeah, but my problem wasn't that I was drinking, Tom.
而在于 我是个惊天动地的传奇 It was that I was too much of a... fucking legend!
话说 你愿意去沙发上坐着喝吗 Anyway, will you take these over to the couch?
好啊 为什么不呢 Yeah, yeah, why not.
美女 Young lady.
我最好的朋友那天骂我是傻逼基佬 I got called a gay knobhead the other day by my best friend.
就因为我边喝橙汁边看足球比赛 Just for watching football with an orange juice.
你不如直接 You should just go
去星巴克之类的店里看足球比赛 and watch the football in Starbucks or something, you know?
是啊 然后大喊"你他妈是什么傻逼" Oh yeah, shout "Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya?"
边喝拿铁边喊 over a mocha fucking latte!
我一直不懂看球时为什么这么骂 I never get that with "Who are ya?"
就像在问"你是谁" It's like, "Who are ya?"
难道应该回答一下 比如说"我是艾妮" Are you supposed to answer? Like, "I'm Aine."
好吧 All right.
现在是什么情况 W-what's going on here?
我懂的 这就像是两个圆滚滚的瓜 I know, they remind you of two lovely melons.
天呐 Oh, Jesus.
我们不该做这种事 艾妮 We shouldn't do this, Aine.
-什么 -你知道我们并不喜欢彼此 - What?! - You know we don't fancy each other.
不 我并不知道这一点 No, I don't know that, no.
你的奶子很美 不过... Look, you've got cracking boobs but...
想想看泰瑞莎说的话 Think what Theresa said.
-禁欲一年... -去他妈的禁欲 - You know, one year of celibacy... - Fuck celibacy!
-别傻了 -不 不要 你难道不明白吗 - Don't be silly. - No, no, no! Don't you get it?
我是想尊重你 你个傻子 I'm trying to fucking respect you here, you mug!
天呐 你就不能等我们做爱过后再尊重我吗 God! Could you not have respected me after we had sex?
拜托 你知道这很不明智 Oh, come on, you know this is a bad idea.
天呐 是的 是的 我知道 我知道 汤姆 Oh, God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I know, I know, I know, Tom.
天呐 你难道就不想好好感受下某样东西吗 God, but do you ever just wanna feel something
哪怕就五分钟 for five fucking minutes?
我当然想 Course I do.
我只是不希望让我们的治疗效果又倒退 I just don't want us to set each other off or anything.
天呐 你的奶子真美 Shit. They really are cracking boobs.
-我知道 -对不起 宝贝 - I know. - I'm sorry, babes.
我...你明早会为此感激我的 I... You're gonna thank me for this in the morning.
我明早也不会为此感激你的 汤姆 I will not thank you for this in the morning, Tom.
怎么了 你想再试一次吗 What? What's wrong? Do you wanna give it another go?
不 问题在于... No. Th-the thing is...
在于 列车已经停运了 The erm... is the trains.
我操啊 Oh, Jesus on a stick!
我一直以为维希是美国人 I always thought Vish was American.
天啊 不是 他只是在纽约待了很多年 Oh, God, no, he just spent ages in New York.
然后又在香港待了一段时间 Then a bit of time in Hong Kong.
我还以为我能听出香港口音呢 Thought I detected Hongkongese.
我真高兴你来了 I'm so glad you're here.
我一般很讨厌外出 I hate going out normally,
不过这给了我的猫一个想念我的机会 but it has given my cat a chance to miss me.
-我无法想象你是一个喜欢猫的... -爱猫女 - I can't imagine you as a cat erm... La... - A cat lady?
你是打算这么叫我吗 难以置信 Is that what you're calling me? Unbelievable.
你怎么回家了 你没事吧 艾妮
-你是要去什么地方吗 -抱歉 这太没礼貌了 - Somewhere else you need to be? - Oh, shit, sorry, that's so rude.
不 我妹妹...我不想说我的私事让你觉得无聊 No, my sister er... I don't wanna bore you with my personal life.
说吧 我大部分时间都是一个人在家吃面条 Please, spent most of the day on my own eating noodles.
是吗 你的猫叫"面条"吗 Yeah? Is that your cat's name?
不 弗莱迪是我妹妹的前男友 No, erm... Freddie's actually my sister's ex.
天呐 我的天呐 Oh, God! Oh, my God.
你还记得刚刚在里面跟我们说话的海伦吧 You know Helen who we were talking to inside?
-记得 她有点笨笨的 -她是我前女友 - Yeah. Bit of a dullard. - She's my ex.
是吗 Is she?
-抱歉 不过老实说... -没错 她是笨笨的 - So sorry. Though in fairness... - Yeah, she is a dullard.
如果我之前弄得有点尴尬 很抱歉 Sorry if I made it awkward earlier but er...
但我 没心情假装喜欢弗莱迪 该死的 艾妮 I wasn't in the mood to pretend to like Freddie. Ah, shit, Aine.
那个 我得走了 Do you know what, I'm gonna have to skedaddle.
抱歉丢下你一个人跟那些男人在一起 Sorry to leave you at the frat party on your own.
不 没事 走吧 不过下次还能一起出来玩吗 No, go, go, but can we hang out again?
-当然可以 -这样问是不是很不好 - Yeah. - Is that uncool to ask?
不 我很乐意 No, god, I'd love that.
我们可以贱贱地八卦别人 We can be mean girls bitch about everyone who isn't us.
-下次见 -下次见 - See you. - See you.
别再跟踪我了 Stop stalking me.
大晚上别一个人去公园里散步 艾妮 Don't go walking on your own in the park at night, Aine.
过来 Come here.
我知道你心里不太舒服 I knew you weren't feeling right.
我好得很 I'm grand.
刚刚一个吸毒的跟我说我很瘦 所以... And a crack addict just told me I looked thin so, you know...
-那很好啊 -是啊 - That's nice. - Yeah.
有花堪折直须折嘛 Take it when you can get it.
-你是提前离开聚会了吗 -不 已经结束了 - Did you leave the party early? - No, no. It was over.
-遇到什么有趣的人了吗 -没有 - Anyone interesting there? - No.
-你想看一些长得像明星的狗的照片吗 -好啊 - Do you wanna see some dogs who look like celebrities? - Course.
太搞笑了 So funny.
维希
瞧瞧这张 Wait till you see this.
-它长得像理查·基尔 -是啊 - Look, that's Richard Gere. - Oh, yeah!
-这个像洁芮?哈利维尔 -没错 洁芮?哈利维尔 - Geri Halliwell! - Yes! Geri Halliwell!
我觉得这个像你 That lad I actually think looks like you.
混蛋 Asshole!
那才不像我 那就是只哈巴狗而已 That doesn't look like me, it's a fucking pug!
就因为这样啊 它的前额很短 Exactly, look at its short forehead.
这张像尼古拉斯·凯奇 That's Nicolas Cage!
天呐 天呐 真是太赞了 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! That's totally amazing.
再给我看看那张 Show me that again.
真的太赞了 That's brilliant.
相比起真正的尼古拉斯·凯奇 我好像更喜欢这狗 I think I fancy that dog more than I fancy actual Nicolas Cage.
有一位老师辞掉了教法国小孩的工作 One of the guys has pulled out of a job with this French kid.
下集预告
你会说法语吗 Do you speak French?
会啊 先生 我法语说得很好[法语]Oui, monsieur. Je parle plus q'un peu.
他妈妈最近去世了 His mother died recently.
我是他的法定监护人 I'm, I'm his legal guardian.
他的父亲吗 His father?
对 对 Yup, yup.
也是他的父亲 That too.
天呐 Oh, my God!
老天啊 维克多 Jesus! Victor...
你这是怎么了 What happened to you?
你有孩子吗 艾妮 You have children, Aine?
据我所知没有 Not that I know of, no.
天呐 我真是个大白痴 God, I'm such an idiot.
是啊 这又不是什么新闻 Yeah, no news there, then.
吃屁去吧 肖娜 Eat my arse, Shona.
你才吃屁呢 Eat MY arse!