Not even a scratch, Big V. I mean, Shendu, sir.
Try harder. The Pan'ku box must be opened.
Shouting Rhino cracks walnut!
Open sezame?
What an absurd wast of time!
Cheerio.
Need I remind you, Valmont.
That it is I, who holds controling interest
in this partnership.
And the sooner we find the portals
and release my Demon brethren,
the sooner you will have your pathetic body to yourself.
Go! Open already!
Remember, I can not touch good magic.
Shendud...
Hey, it ain't no box. It's a puzzle!
A map to the first portal.
It says we gotta find
that which runs, but never walks,
to the mouth, which never talks.
A puzzle with a riddle.
At last, the Demon Sorcerers will return
and walk the Earth, casting there shadow
upon all human...
Tell me, someone wrote that down.
Anyone?
"JADE TIMES JADE"
Sync: Vayger :)
Uncle, please. Slow down.
You so need to chill. -If I chill,
Demon will be dancing upon all our graves!
I must research the proper Chi spells,
to seal the seven portals. All requires ingrediants
must me on hand and ready.
Uncle. At least, let me help.
Do you know about magic? I was apprentice to Chi master
for 15 years!
Perhaps it is time for me to train an apprentice
of my own.
Someone of sound judgement,
whom I can trust with my Chi knowledge.
Me, me, me! I'll put some focus in your hocus!
Tohru.
I won't budge. -Clearly the Box's way of telling us,
we must find the first portal,
before proceeding to the next.
Well, if our recollection of the directions are accurate,
the portal, which imprisones Po Kong,
the Mountain Demon, will be found in,
what is now, Tokio, Japan.
Hey, T.
What you workin' on?
Duplication spell for beginners.
Uncle always says, this is his most valuable vase.
Time to double his money.
Uncle's gonna beg me, to be his apprentice.
Uncle!
Uncle?
Pack you things. Captain Black just informed me,
that Shendu is headed for Tokio.
Do not move. -What? What is it?
Do you expect me to seal the Demon door
with salt and pepper? No?
Then you go to Tokio and find out which Demon
we are dealing with, so I can research
a proper Chi spell! Good night.
Yes, Uncle.
Sounds like you could use my help, Jackio!
And I've never been to Tokio... -Jade.
It's a school night.
Now, promise me, that you will stay here
and do your homework. -Promise.
I can do my homework and go with Jackie.
Freaky.
Jinx.
The map indicated that we proceed
three hundred paces south-east
from the cherry blossom grove. Where we will follow,
that which runs, but never walks,
to the mouth, which never talks.
I don't see any cherry blossoms.
That wretched book is thousands of year old,
there have clearly been some developments
in the landscape since then.
Oh, looky, looky, looky. -No, Ratso.
You can't have one. -Don't you see.
It runs, on batteries, but doesn't walk
and it's got a mouth, no way it talks.
I suppose, it's worth a look.
That which runs, but never walks?
I've got your back, Jack. -Tokio is mundo coolio.
Don't you think?
What are you doing here?
Like I was gonna miss this. -But, my homework.
We promised Jackie. -No, you promised Jackie.
Uncle? -You cast a lousy spell!
I did? -My one of a kind vase,
is no longer one of a kind.
One more thing.
You can tag along, but no more surprises.
Capish?
Surprise?
What just happened here? -Talk later, let's role.
Wait!
No portals to Demon Worlds here.
Chan!
Jackie, I'm open!
Jade, what are you doin'... Why do I bother to ask.
Got it! -Get her!
Jade!
I got her!
No, I got her!
What do you mean? I got her!
But she don't got the box.
Hey!
Jade, where's the box?
Gazelle pounc!
Good.
Go hide.
Jade, please. I told you to hide.
Did not.
Hello.
Bad day, bad day, bad day!
Angry Crow takes flight!
No!
Jackie!
I'll teach you to take thing, that don't belong to you, Chan!
I have a better idea.
Hello! Three's a crowd.
Jackie! Are you ok?
I landed on the box.
Belly flop.
Full line on top two broken lines.
Jackie, that is a trigrame of the Mountain Demon!
I will gather Chi ingredients and come at once.
Alow me to assist you, sensei.
Why? You are a lousy apprentice!
But I did not cast the Duplicator spell.
If you did not, then who did?
Can't you guys, just pull yourself together?
Hey, don't look at us, Copperfield. -You're the one, who cast the spell.
Jade. Have you been contemplating the riddle?
Sure. What riddle was that, Uncle Jackie?
The riddle we must solve, before Shendu does.
Runs, but never walks. Mouth, but never talks.
Where were you two? -Hello! Ice?
So maybe you can, like, chill.
Quick, hide!
Mouth, that doesn't talk. Runs, but never...
Quick, Jackie. Look out the window.
Window? What are you talking...
Jade, you are a genious.
I am?
A river runs, but never walks. Has a mouth, which never talks.
The Sumida River must lead to the portal.
Jackie, don't worry, I can explane everything.
Hi, Jackie.
Oh, boy. -Good.
When Uncle arrives, tell him, where to find me.
Can I come, Jackie? There getting on my nerves!
But you have so much in common.
You have to stay here. All of you.
Jackie...
When in doubt, allow Jackie Chan,
to do the grunt work.
How do we know, Chan's even warm.
I don't see any portals. -Yeah, just a souvenir stand and...
Many thanks, for leading us here, Chan.
So, how we gonna open the portal?
Behold, the triumfant return of my sister.
Po Kong, the Mountain Demon.
Must be his big sister.
Enough fan fare. What's for supper?
Chan. Bon apetit.
An hors d'oeuvre.
No.
Come back here, you.
Hurry, Uncle.
Hey, Big Bertha!
It's not polite to play with your food.
Another tiny portion?
Jade!
Finger food. -You mean, knuckle sandwich!
The Chi spell, Tohru.
Quick, hold her down!
Hold her, untile Uncle can cast the chi spell!
Jades! Be careful!
Nice try, girls!
Now, the drum. -Drum?
The symbol od the Immortal who originaly imprisoned Po Kong.
I... I thought, you had it.
What kind of apprentice are you? -A lousy one?
Uncle!
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao.
Jackie!
Drum must be struck three times!
Enough!
Look out!
No!
Quickly, take it.
Uncle.
The Pan'ku box.
I think there is a bigger problem to solve.
I must do research.
No need, sensei. I believe, no finishing charm
was applied to the original Duplication spell.
That is why it continues to repeat.
I did some reading, during the long flight.
Tohru will be a good apprentice.
Did you bring the finishing charm?
Aha, but it will only work on the original Jade.
Jade!
Pick me! -Over here!
I... Ok.
Whoever cast the spell in the first place,
is grounded. With no TV for a year.
She did it!
Tattle tails.