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我和艾莉莎的旅程並不如計劃中那麼順利 Things didn't always go entirely to plan on my journey with Alyssa.
你覺得它會爆炸嗎 Do you think it's gonna explode?
又不是拍電影 It's not a film.
如果是拍電影 那我們可能是美國人 If this was a film, we'd probably be American.
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我一直在想 被我殺死時她會發出什麼聲音 I kept wondering what sort of sound she'd make when I killed her.
我得找個僻靜的地方下手 I needed to find somewhere quiet.
猜猜自由是什麼味道 Guess what freedom smells like?
-什麼味道 -牛屎味 - What? - Cow shit.
-繫好安全帶 -去他的安全帶 - Seat belt. - Fuck seat belts.
你想做些什麼 So what do you wanna do?
不知道 I dunno.
我們可以隨心所欲 詹姆斯 Because we can literally do anything, James.
做什麼都行 Anything we want.
死吧 死吧 Gun! Gun! Gun!
諷刺的是 我感到無所適從 Ironically, I was not in my element.
快點啊 Come on!
你沒勁透了 This is shit!
有時候看著他 我會心想 "難道你有半截身子入土了嗎" Sometimes, I look at him and I think, "Are you a bit dead?"
舔我耳朵 Put your tongue in my ear.
-什麼 -我喜歡那樣 - What? - I like it.
夠了 快停下 Right, stop that now.
不好意思 Sorry.
艾莉莎真的很擅長惹惱別人 Alyssa was really good at annoying people.
幸好我把手機摔爛了 Thank God I smashed my phone.
不然我媽肯定會瘋狂打電話 蠢女人 I bet my mum's been calling nonstop. Stupid bitch.
你爸什麼時候報警啊 How long till your dad calls the police?
什麼 What?
-車子的事 -他不會報警的 - About the car. - He won't.
-真的嗎 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
他會以為我很快就回家 He'll think I'm coming home soon.
雖然他是個混蛋 但他總是很樂觀 And he's a prick and everything, but he's pretty optimistic.
怎樣 What?
什麼 What?
我很愛吃 I like food.
瞭解 OK.
我媽說 如果她跟食物交往 My mum says that if food were her boyfriend,
食物會對她施暴 she'd be in an abusive relationship.
她把這當成笑話來說 但其實是真的 She says it like it's a joke, but it's not.
幹嘛 What?
你帶錢了嗎 Did you bring money with you?
你沒帶嗎 Didn't you?
帶了啊 剛剛在"雷射狙殺"花光了 Yeah. I just spent it at Laserkill.
那是你全部的錢 That was all your money.
其實我沒必要幫你付錢 我這麼算很他媽有禮貌了 I didn't have to pay for you. I was being fucking polite, actually.
我們該怎麼辦 What are we going to do?
不過是些食物嘛 Well, it's just food.
而且我們還沒吃光 至少你沒有 And we haven't eaten all of it. You haven't.
在這種情況下 只要遵守 The only rule with these things
"不偷小型或獨立企業"這個規矩就好 is that you never steal from a small or independent business.
-這規矩誰定的 -我爸 - Whose rule is that? - My dad's.
他算是劫富濟貧的羅賓漢 He's basically Robin Hood.
他雖然會犯法 但是很有道德感 He breaks the law, but he's really moral.
"連鎖企業可以儘管偷" "If it's a chain, it's free rein."
-你念一次 -"連鎖企業可以儘管偷" - Say it. - "If it's a chain, it's free rein."
這就對了 否則就跟資助恐怖分子沒兩樣 There you go. Otherwise, you're basically funding terrorism.
-這種地方都是大人物經營的 -什麼大人物 - Places like this are all run by the Man. - What man?
有錢有勢的大人物 "The Man" man.
他們掌握石油企業 The Man who, you know, owns all the oil,
逼迫印度小孩組裝智能手機 討厭巴勒斯坦 forces Indian children to make smartphones and hates Palestine.
你要當膽小鬼嗎 Are you gonna be a pussy?
跟艾莉莎相處最好學會虛張聲勢 Showing willing was the best approach with Alyssa.
不要 No.
操 Shit.
不賴嘛 Nice one.
-系安全帶 -去他的安全帶 - Seat belt! - Fuck seat belts.
我完全抓住了她的心 I had her right where I wanted her.
我們應該做愛 We should have sex.
-什麼 現在嗎 -對啊 - What, now? - Yeah.
把上衣脫了 Take your top off.
好吧... Erm, OK...
我得配合她 I had to go along with it.
我們... Should...
-我們該停車嗎 -不 - Should we stop? - No.
繼續開 Keep driving.
但我不確定做愛這種事是否能"配合" But I wasn't sure sex was something you could just go along with,
特別是身為男人 especially not as a man.
女人就沒問題 It's OK for women.
她們可以躺著思考國家大事 They can just lie back, think of England.
而身為男人 我們只能認真辦事 Us men, we have to be England.
慢著 我好像卡住了 Stop! I think I'm stuck.
操 Shit.
你笑什麼 Why are you laughing?
這是我爸的愛車 My dad loves this car.
這是他買過最貴的東西 It's the most expensive thing he's ever bought.
我們現在該怎麼辦 What the fuck are we gonna do now?
你覺得它會爆炸嗎 Do you think it's gonna explode?
又不是拍電影 It's not a film.
走吧 Come on.
-你去哪 -反正車也開不了了 - Where are you going? - Well, we can't drive it, can we?
我也許能修好 不能把車扔在這邊 I might be able to fix it. We can't just leave it.
你還有辦法修好嗎 Do you reckon you can still fix it?
-我們該怎麼辦 -回家吧 - What should we do? - Go home.
你想回家嗎 Do you wanna go home?
等等 他想回家嗎 Hang on. Does he want to go home?
你是說你想回家嗎 You saying you wanna go home?
沒事兒 你想回就回吧 'Cause that's fine, can if you want.
-不是 我只是問... -我不想回家 詹姆斯 - No, I don't want to. I was just asking... - I don't wanna go home, James.
-可是... -我不想回家 - But... - I don't want to go home.
-那你想怎麼做 -我不知道 - So what do you want to do? - I don't know!
你他媽怎麼不出一次主意呢 Why don't you fucking think of something for once?
我不能在這邊下手 I couldn't have done it there.
車會讓警方追查到我 The car would've linked me to the crime.
為什麼沒人停車 Why is no one stopping?
也許是因為你裸著半身吧 Probably because you've got your tits out.
我說真的 沒人會為怪胎停車 除非司機也是怪胎 I'm serious. No one stops for weirdos except other weirdos.
你看起來像從瘋人院出來放風的 And you look like a proper day release.
你好 You all right?
你好 Hi.
我要往南邊去 小子 看你們順不順路 I'm heading down south, son, if it's any good to you.
你們到底要不要搭便車 Do you want a lift or not?
要 謝謝 Yeah. Thanks.
那就上車吧 Come on, then.
上車吧 Come on.
上車吧 Come on!
如果我們被殺掉 我會超不爽 I am gonna be so fucked off if we get murdered.
他居然跑去前座坐了 I can't believe he got in the front.
在後座拿件運動衫吧 丫頭 給你男朋友穿 Grab us that sweater in the back, there, love. Chuck it down to your boyfriend.
誰說他是我男朋友了 Who said he's my boyfriend?
艾莉莎開始考驗我的耐性 Alyssa was starting to test my patience.
你還好嗎 丫頭 Are you all right, love?
她還好吧 小子 Is she all right, son?
她沒事 She's fine.
你真有趣 我喜歡你 You're funny, you. I like you.
-那是你的狗嗎 -算是吧 我要買下它 - That your dog? - Nearly, I'm buying her.
-它很可愛吧 -是啊 - She's cute, though, ain't she? - Yeah.
可惜只有小時候可愛 Not for long, mind.
它是意大利卡斯羅犬 She's a cane corso.
那是什麼 What's that?
在前25名打架最兇狠的狗裏 Number 23 on the Top 25 Most Dangerous Dog List.
這種狗排第23 For fighting.
-這種狗很貴嗎 -有一點貴 - They expensive? - Just a bit.
你車上有腳臭味 You know your car smells like feet.
我有個軍中同袍在費盧傑養了一對 One of the lads had a couple, in Fallujah.
-它們極其危險 -你當過兵嗎 - They're lethal, I tell ya. - You were in the army?
當了五年 Five year.
厲害 Cool.
告訴我吧 你們兩個在做什麼呢 So tell me, then, what you two been up to, eh?
說吧 我不會多嘴的 你們是怎麼回事 Come on, I ain't gonna say anything. What's the matter with ya?
我們什麼也沒做 Well, we haven't done anything.
好吧 Sure.
我根本不在乎 I couldn't give a fuck either way, I'm...
我只是想找話題聊天 我又不是條子 I'm just making conversation, you know? I'm not a fucking copper.
我只是在想 你... I just thought, you know, you...
你可能會想打電話給媽媽 You might wanna make a phone call to your mum or something.
讓她知道你沒事 Let her know you're OK.
其實我媽過世了 My mum's dead, actually.
你不是說你媽在日本嗎 I thought you said your mum was in Japan?
所以呢 So?
這跟"過世"不太一樣吧 So it's a bit different from being dead, isn't it?
這男的是個人渣 This guy's a prick.
什麼 What?
他算是最糟糕的那種人 He's, like, the worst kind of person.
他還不錯啊 He's all right.
你幹嘛幫他說話 他是殺人犯 Why are you defending him? He's a murderer.
-什麼 -他待過軍隊 - What? - He was in the army.
這表示他殺過人 He's murdered people.
現在他要買一隻狗來殺掉其他狗 And now he's buying a dog to murder other dogs with.
請用 Here you go.
謝謝 Thanks.
謝謝 Yeah.
那是你家裏人嗎 Is that your family?
這是我老婆 莉茲 That's the missus, Liz.
艾比 Abi.
小寶寶傑克 That's Baby Jack.
傑克長得像顆土豆 Jack looks like a potato.
你說什麼呢 親愛的 You what, love?
玩笑話 Joke!
我開個玩笑 Joking.
他長得像火腿 He looks like a ham.
真的很像 對不對 He does, though, doesn't he?
不像 No.
你們兩個真他媽無趣 You guys are so fucking boring.
抱歉 Sorry.
你不用道歉 小子 Don't be daft, son.
她脾氣有點暴躁 對吧 這小丫頭 She's a bit full-on, ain't she? The bird.
沒錯 她有時會這樣 Yeah, she can be.
這個嘛... Well...
-女人不都這樣嘛 -是啊 - That's women, eh? - Yeah.
大概吧 Maybe.
軍中生活 What was it like?
是什麼樣的 In the army.
還算過得去 Ah, it was all right, you know.
你殺過人嗎 Did you kill people?
無可避免 小子 It's part of the job, son.
你殺了多少人 How many?
只有變態才會仔細去算吧 Well, be a bit sick to keep count, wouldn't it?
我肯定會算 I'd have definitely kept count.
-我要去... -好 去吧 - I'm gonna go to the... - Oh, yeah, sure.
-廁所 -去吧 - Toilet. - Sure, sure.
我說 小子 I say, son.
我跟你一起去好了 我也得去一趟 I might as well join you. Put one in the bag, you know.
我很不擅長跟別人道歉 I'm bad at apologizing to people,
但有時候我知道自己應該道歉 but sometimes I know I should.
你的手怎麼了 What happened to your hand?
有時候 我只會... Sometimes, I just...
任由事情發展 let things happen.
即使我不喜歡那些事情 Even though I didn't want them to.
我不確定這是為什麼 I'm not sure why.
你們在做什麼 What's going on?
你是同性戀嗎 Are you gay?
不是 No.
-就算是也沒關係 -我不是 - It's OK if you are. - I'm not.
-但如果你是 你就要告訴我 -我不是同性戀 - But you should tell me if you are. - I'm not gay.
那你們在做什麼 So what are you doing?
你這是要去哪 Where do you think you're going?
我得走了 Well, I... gotta go.
那隻狗可不會自己跑來吧 The dog's not gonna collect herself, now is she?
把你的錢包給我 Gimme your wallet.
你說什麼 You what?
把你的錢包給我 Give me your wallet.
不行 No. No...
把你的錢包給我 否則我發誓 Give me your wallet or I swear to fuck
我會去拜訪莉茲 艾比和那個奇怪的土豆寶寶 I'll go visit Liz and Abi and your weird potato baby,
告訴他們 你喜歡跟年輕男孩在廁所裏做什麼 and tell them what you like to do with teenage boys in toilets.
你不會這麼做 You wouldn't do that.
我也會告訴警察 I'll tell the police, too.
是他把我的手放在那裏的 He put my hand there.
如果別人要對你圖謀不軌 你不必順從他們 You know that if people wanna do stuff to you, you don't have to let them.
我知道 Yeah.
你真的知道 Do you?
真的 Yeah.
那你怎麼不拒絕呢 So why did you?
你小時候發生過不好的事嗎 Did something bad happen to you when you were small?
沒有 No.
我累了 I'm tired.
-一間雙人房 -沒錯 - A double room? - Yup.
可以在雙人床上一起做愛的雙人房 A double room with a double bed for double sex.
我真的需要大哭一場 I really need to cry.
-你想看電視嗎 -好啊 - Do you wanna watch TV? - OK.
找點小電影來看 Find some porn.
你要去哪裏 Where are you going?
廁所 Toilet.
操 Shit.
你還好嗎 You all right?
我要去找販售機 I'm going to the vending machine.
好 OK.
你好 Hello?
哪位 Hello?
是你嗎 艾莉莎 Is that you, Alyssa?
是你吧 It is you, innit?
我可以跟我媽說話嗎 Can I speak to my mum?
她不想跟你說話 She doesn't wanna speak to you.
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很好吃 It's good.
-我能關掉電視嗎 -關吧 - Can I turn it off? - Yeah.
我不能回家 永遠回不去了 I can't go home. Like, ever.
-你可以 -我不想回去 - You can. - I don't want to.
你想要我嗎 Do you want me?
什麼 What?
你是想要我 還是只是在順著我 Do you want me, or do you just go along with things?
我想要你 I want you.
我要去我爸家 你想來的話就一起吧 I'm gonna go to my dad's. You can come if you want.
好啊 Yeah.
我去 OK.
-詹姆斯 -怎麼了 - James? - Yeah?
你能抱抱我嗎 Will you cuddle me?
我要報警 Police, please.
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