*基于真实事件改编*
*2008年1月1日*
别这样!求求你们! Please! Please!
对不起 我不会说阿尔巴尼亚语! I'm sorry, I don't speak Albanian!
别打我!我听不懂你们在说什么! Stop! I don't understand!
现在听懂了吗? Do you understand now?
现在指着我头的是一把杰里科941手枪 That's a Jericho 941 pointed at my head.
只需要花300美元 你就能在黑市里淘到 You can get one on the black market for $300.
懂了 Yeah.
它是一把非常便携好用的武器 It is a very reliable weapon.
我叫戴维·佩豪斯 My name is David Packouz.
是一个国际军火贩 And I'm an international arms dealer.
关于战争你都知道什么? What do you know about war?
人们会告诉你战争就是爱国民主 They'll tell you it's about patriotism, democracy
或是某个厌恶我们自由的家伙 or some shit about the other guy hating our freedom.
但是你想知道战争的真正意义吗? But you want to know what it's really about?
从这个画面里你看到了什么? What do you see?
一个来自阿肯色的孩子 A kid from Arkansas
为了实现自己的爱国主义来到前线保家卫国? doing his patriotic duty to defend his country?
我看到了一个头盔 一双防火手套 I see a helmet, fire-retardant gloves,
一件防弹衣 以及一把M16突击步枪 body armor, and an M16.
我看见了17500美元 I see $17,500.
装备一个美国士兵就需要这么多钱 That's what it costs to outfit one American soldier.
有超过两百万个战士 Over two million soldiers
在伊拉克和阿富汗战斗 fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.
而这平均会花费美国纳税人每年约45亿美元…… It cost the American taxpayer $4.5 billion each year
投入到这些战争当中 而这一部分钱 just to pay the air conditioning bills
才只够抵消空调的费用 for those wars.
这才是战争的真正意义 And that's what war is really about.
战争就是经济 War is an economy.
如果有人告诉你战争不是这样 Anybody who tells you otherwise
那要么他是个蠢货 要么他正参与其中 is either in on it or stupid.
但我当时还没认清这一点 But I didn't know that yet.
很早以前我几乎什么都不知道 Back then, I didn't know anything.
*2005年 迈阿密沙滩*
你不能在这里停车 You can't park here.
嘿 伙计 2150号 有我的客户叫肖尔先生 Hey, man. I just got a client at 2150, Mr. Shore.
但是我来早了 I'm a few minutes early.
是吗?但这里是封闭式社区 Yeah? It's a gated community.
所以你还是不能在这里停车 You still can't park here.
大麻在这里也是禁止的 You probably shouldn't smoke that here, either.
好吧 多谢提醒 Okay. Thanks.
关于我现阶段的生活是如何影响故事走向的 There's a lot I could say about this period in my life
我可以说上三天三夜 that would give context to this stow.
我可以谈我是如何…… I could tell you how
只上完一个学期就从大学辍学的 I dropped out of college after one semester.
左臀的肌肉感觉怎么样? 还是很酸痛 How's that left quad doing? It's still sore.
我是如何和父母闹翻的 Had a falling out with my parents.
我是如何辗转6份工作或自己辞职或被炒鱿鱼的 How I either quit or got fired from six different jobs.
就是这里 好的 放松 That's it. All right. There we go.
但现在回想起来 But looking back
我觉得最重要的事是 I think the most important thing to understand is
我当时非常迷茫 I was completely lost.
抱歉 毯子自己掉下去了 Sorry. It fell.
没关系 加里 That's okay, Gary.
我当时22岁 I was 22 years old
专帮迈阿密海滩附近的富豪按摩 每小时赚75块 massaging rich dudes in Miami Beach for 75 bucks an hour.
但我受够了 But I'd had enough.
是时候做出改变了 It was time to change shit up.
而我有个好主意 And I had a big idea.
*要学会发现机遇 才能赚钱*
我的计划就是把高质量的床单批发给…… My plan was to sell quality bed sheets wholesale
南佛罗里达的所有养老院 to all the retirement homes in South Florida.
这里有上百家养老院 And there were hundreds of them.
手感真轻柔 那肯定的 It feels really soft. It should.
这是用的埃及棉 400纱支数 It's Egyptian cotton, 400 thread count.
它的品质在家用上 已经算是上乘了 I mean, it's pretty much top of the line for institutional use.
我很纠结 这看起来挺贵的 I don't know. It seems excessive.
每一床才29美元 一点都不贵 Well, at $29 per unit, it's far from excessive.
戴维 你知道希尔戴尔里住的老人平均年龄吗? David, do you know the average age of a resident here at Hilldale?
额 不知道 Um, no, I don't.
82岁 哇 Eighty-two years old. Wow.
你有见过82岁老人的皮肤吗? Have you ever seen the skin on an 82-year-old man?
你有触摸过吗? Have you ever felt it?
事实上 我摸过 我之前是一名按摩理疗师 Yeah. Actually, I'm a certified massage therapist
我很多的客户都是上了点年纪的 and a lot of my clients are elderly.
那你就应该知道 Then you should know.
如果给他们用这些床单 These sheets,
感觉就好比用开士米羊绒裹住一只蜥蜴 it would be like wrapping a lizard in cashmere.
你会这么做吗? Would you do that?
你会把羊绒拿给蜥蜴用吗? Would you wrap a lizard in cashmere?
我想不会 I guess not.
那你凭什么指望我会? Then why would you expect me to?
那是我侄子 My nephew.
他唱得很好 对吧? He's good, right?
我把所有的积蓄都用来买了这65床高级床单 I'd sunk my entire life savings into 65 cases of premium bed sheets
但我忽视了一个最残忍的事实 but I overlooked one crucial factor.
根本就没人关心老年人过得怎么样 No one really cares about old people.
你为什么不把它们退回去? Why don't you just sell them back?
退不了 我是批发的 It doesn't work like that. I bought them in bulk.
我完蛋了 I'm so fucked.
你没完蛋 You're not fucked.
皮特才完蛋了 Pete's fucked.
他都死透了 He's dead.
我的天那 是埃佛隆吗? Holy shit. Is that Efraim?
是的 Yeah.
我以为他还在洛杉矶 I thought he was still in LA.
我也是 Me too.
他是个很好的朋友 谢谢 He was a great friend. Thank you.
他看起来真有钱 He looks so tan.
埃佛隆·迪乌利是我的发小 Efraim Diveroli was my best friend growing up.
但自从他10年级搬去...... But I hadn't seen him since he was shipped off
和他叔叔住之后 我就再也没见过他 to live with his uncle in 10th grade.
我想我们的父母一定都想尽办法让我俩离得越远越好 I think our parents wanted to keep us as far apart as possible.
生命之书中是没有目录的 There is no table of contents in the Book of Life.
我们不知道现在所处的位置 是新篇章的开头还是结尾 We don't know if we're at the beginning of a new chapter, or the end of a story.
所以每当有新的一页翻开时...... Which is why we must be grateful
我们要心存感激 every time the page turns.
你回来就是为了参加葬礼? Did you come back just for this?
当然不是!我根本就不认识什么皮特 Fuck no! I barely knew Pete.
我是来找你的 I was hoping to see you here.
知道你妈连你的电话号码都不给我吗? You know your mom wouldn't give me your number?
怎么 你有打去家里找我? What, did you call my house?
没有 我当时正在操她 No, I was fucking her.
她还是很恨我 对吗? She still hates me, huh?
没错 是这样的 Yeah, most likely.
我很想你 兄弟 I missed you, bro.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
我们去兜兜风吧 Let's go for a ride.
额... Uh...
不行 我4点钟有一个客户 I can't. I got a client at 4:00.
管他娘的 给我取消了 Fuck that shit. Cancel it.
你的好兄弟回来了 Your boy's back in town.
来嘛! Come on!
你怎么不在洛杉矶待着了 伙计? So, what happened with LA, man?
为什么回来? Why did you move back?
你知道我一直在我叔叔手下工作 对吧? Oh, you know I was working for my uncle, right?
对 我听说你们好像是枪贩什么的 Yeah, I heard that you were, like, a gun dealer or something.
差不多吧 Pretty much. I mean,
我们现在警方拍卖会上 we'd buy seized weapons at police auctions and resell them on the Internet.
真不错 Cool.
之前是挺不错的 直到我发现我叔叔从我这儿克扣了7万块 It was cool until my uncle scumbagged me over 70 grand.
天啊 7万? Holy shit. Seventy grand?
差不多吧 但去他妈的 我还是赚了不少钱 Whatever. Fuck him. I made a bunch of money.
所以决定回迈阿密自己干 I decided I'd come back to Miami, start up my own shop.
这样啊 Cool.
我们要找的那个人住哪儿啊? Yo, where's this guy live?
还有大概5分钟就到 你赶时间吗? It's, like, five more minutes. You got somewhere you gotta be?
不 No.
好的 我有点不好判断到底哪种情况更糟 All right. So, I can't figure out which is worse.
是你向养老院兜售床单 The fact that you sell bed sheets to old age homes
还是你给人打手枪赚钱 or that you jerk guys off for money.
再提醒你一次 我是一名有执照的按摩理疗师好吗? For the record, I'm a licensed massage therapist, okay?
完全合法的工作 Totally legit.
好吧 但是到最后那些人还是会高潮的 对吧? Okay. But at the end, the guys have to come, right?
是射在你胸口 还是什么地方? Like, on your chest or whatever?
知道吗?去你妈的 You know what? Fuck you.
去你的伙计 Fuck you, buddy.
兄弟 你还记得我们最后一次一起去买大麻的情景吗? Bro, do you remember the last time we went to buy weed together?
当然记得 真是他妈痛苦的经历 Of course I do. It was fucking traumatic.
没错 但你记得第二天 Yeah, but do you remember the next day, when we walked into school
然后所有人都知道我们被逮捕的事吗? and everybody knew that we got arrested?
记得 我们是不法分子 Yeah, we were gangsters, bro.
我记得我们好像去了南海滩 We thought we ran South Beach.
犹太学校肯定是去了 We did run yeshiva.
我们当时真是毫无顾忌 We didn't take shit from anyone.
对 我真怀念 Yeah, I miss that.
怀念犹太学校? You miss yeshiva?
不 我是怀念...... No, I miss
当时的无所顾忌 not taking shit from anyone.
哟! Yo!
他不在家你是来买大麻的吗? He out. You looking for weed?
不一定 你有好货吗? Depends. You got good shit?
这么说吧 他的货都是从我这里拿的 Put it this way. I sell him his shit.
那家伙怎么了? What's up with this nigga, man?
那好 1盎司的货有吗? Cool. Can you do an ounce?
有 绝对足称 一共300 Yeah, no sweat. Three bills.
300 挺便宜啊 Three hundred. I like it.
你如果直接找批发商拿货更便宜 You get the better price when you come direct to the distributor.
我想也是 I guess so.
好的 All right.
所以 她最后还是把门打开了 Yeah, so, she opened the door.
我就说,"哟 奇尔 我不想再这样下去了" And I'm like, "Yo. Chill. I ain't about that drama."
你知道我想说什么吗? You know what I mean?
"我知道你床上还有另外一个男人" "I know you got another nigga in the crib."
什么情况? What's up?
怎么了? What?
能把货给我了吗? Can I get the shit?
什么货? What shit?
我刚拿给你300块钱买大麻 I just gave you $300 for some weed.
你们有谁之前见过这个傻叉的吗? Any of you niggas ever seen this motherfucker before?
我没见过 I ain't seen shit.
伙计 快滚吧 Man, get the fuck out of here.
好吧 好吧 我走 算你识趣 All right. All right, okay. Yeah, yeah.
这个白人小子真搞笑 This white boy wild.
穿个吊带裤 Parachute pants.
看着跟杰·雷诺似的 Looking like Jay Leno and shit.
搞得跟马上要去教堂一样 Look like he going to church.
哟哟 别冲动 别开枪 伙计 Yo, yo, hold up, hold up, man.
我去 该死! What the fuck. Shit!
别跑啊!你们这是去哪儿? Come on! Where's everybody going?
不是要跟我玩儿吗 I thought we were gonna hang out.
真是一群混蛋 What a bunch of assholes.
刚刚是什么情况?你疯了? What the fuck was that? Are you crazy?
没关系 伙计 It's cool, bro.
我有3级枪支许可证 I have a Class 3 Firearms license.
什么? 快上车 Huh? Come on, get in.
这附近还有个有货的 I know another dealer nearby.
真是奇怪 虽然我们年纪相仿 但我总是很崇拜埃佛隆 It's weird. We were the same age, but I always looked up to Efraim.
当生活给我一记耳光 我就忍着 When life kicked me, I stayed down.
但埃佛隆不同 他会打回去 But not Efraim. He kicked back.
总统先生 我们想感谢您 Mr. President, we want to thank you
今天愿意过来加入我们 for visiting us here today.
能够为自己的国家效力 我们倍感荣幸 We are honored to be serving our country,
接下来热烈欢迎 and proud to welcome you,
我们的战时总司令... our wartime Commander in Chief...
亲爱的 Hey. Hey, sweetie.
葬礼举行得怎么样? How was the funeral?
非常棒 It was amazing.
天啊 你吸毒了 对吗? Oh, my God. You're so stoned, aren't you?
什么? Huh? What?
你刚刚用"很棒"形容一场葬礼 You just described a funeral as "amazing."
什么?不 葬礼真的很让人感伤 What? No. The funeral was really sad.
所有人都非常伤心 Yeah, everyone was totally bummed out.
但是我竟然碰到了我的发小 But I ran into my friend from growing up.
我之前跟你提起过埃佛隆·迪乌利 还记得吗? The guy I told you about. Efraim Diveroli?
就是那个害你被捕的人? The one you got arrested with?
没错 但我们也不只是干这些事... Yeah. I mean, we did some other stuff too, but...
总之 他刚搬回了迈阿密 Anyway, he just moved back to Miami.
那很棒啊 不是吗? That's great, right?
是的 我明天要去趟他的办公室 Yeah. I'm supposed to swing by his office tomorrow.
我们说好一起吃顿午饭 We're gonna grab lunch.
好的 你饿了吗? Okay. Are you hungry?
什么? 我快饿死了 Hmm? I'm so hungry.
家里没什么吃的 噢 We don't have much here. Oh.
但是有披萨 真的吗? I mean, we have pizza. Really?
还有玉米片 家里居然有玉米片? And nachos. We have nachos?
还有冰淇淋 And ice cream.
等等你说什么?家里从来不买冰淇淋的 Wait, what? We never have ice cream.
你在寻我开心是不是? You're fucking with me, aren't you?
真是太坏了 That is so mean.
你真好骗 That was so easy.
哪位? Hello?
你好 布斯丁先生 我是戴维·佩豪斯 Hello, Mr. Borstein. This is David Packouz.
你之前叫我11点给你打电话 You told me to call today at 11:00.
那些床单现在都在我车上 I have those bed sheets with me, and I would love for you to take a look.
额 先生 如果你给我一个机会 Uh, sir, if you give me the chance
我敢保证养老院里的老人们 I am confident that your residents
一定会非常喜欢这个新床单的 will appreciate the difference.
这笔开销并不在我们的预算范围内 所以我们不感兴趣 It's an expense we can't justify, and we're just not interested.
好吧 Uh-huh.
抱歉占用你宝贵的时间 Okay, well, thank you for your time.
没错 我是来自陆军司令部 Yeah, this is contract specialist
皮卡丁尼的林德赛·麦克 Lindsey Michaels from Army Command, Picatinny.
没错 That's right.
我之前有请求支援一些249式突击枪送往巴士拉 Yeah, I sent out a solicitation for some 249s for Basra
但好像我们把你们下达的文件弄丢了 and we seem to have misplaced your paperwork.
太好了 所以麻烦你尽快把那些编号重新用邮件发给我 Great. So if you can go ahead and just re-email me those numbers.
这样吧 我又想了一下 Actually, you know what? On second thought,
我们必须马上对那些建议请求书进行选择 we're about to make a decision on those RFPs.
所以既然现在我们正好在通话 Why don't you go ahead and just give me your bid
你为什么不直接把你的出价告诉我呢? while I got you here on the phone?
好的 Uh-huh.
其中包括弹匣吗? And does that include mags?
好的 没问题 先生 Great. Yes, sir.
你继续为我们提供武器 那些坏人就交给我们处理 You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys.
上帝保佑你 God bless you.
真是个傻叉 你好吗 兄弟? What a fucking tool. What's up, bro?
你好 伙计 你刚刚在干什么? Yo, what's up, man? What was that all about?
我刚刚在假扮军方人员 Oh, that was me impersonating an army officer.
真的?为什么? Really? What for?
看看我的竞争者们为这份合同怎么出价 To find out what my competitor's bidding on a contract.
我脑子好使着呢 It's fucking genius.
你不是说你只是在网上 I thought that you said you sold,
卖查封的武器给那些手枪爱好者吗 like, seized weapons to gun nuts on the Internet.
现在不是了 Not anymore.
现在我只跟一个人做生意 Now I only sell to one gun nut.
是吗?是谁? Oh, yeah? Which one?
牛逼轰轰的美国军队 The U.S. Military, motherfucker.
想爽一发吗? Wanna do a bong hit?
爽吧? Pretty sick, huh?
所以你现在是卖枪给国防部了? So what, you sell these things to the Pentagon?
不仅仅是枪 各种东西我都卖 I sell all kinds of shit to the Pentagon.
枪啊 子弹啊 防弹衣什么的 Guns, bullets, body armor.
上个星期我卖了400套 Last week, I shipped 400 gas masks to American Special Forces in Iraq.
不是吧 No shit.
你干这一行多久了? How long you been doing this for?
两三个月吧 Two, three months.
很赚钱吗? And you make good money?
噢!伙计 Oh! Fuck, man.
这么说吧仅仅过去8周我就赚了20多万了 Put it this way. I did over 200K in the past eight weeks.
我之所以告诉你 是因为你是我兄弟 And I'm only telling you that because you're my boy.
我不是在吹牛 I'm not bragging.
我操 Holy shit.
来看看这个 Yeah. Check this out.
这个网站是联邦商业机遇网 Fed Biz Opps stands for Federal Business Opportunities.
好比是易贝网 但专卖战争用品 Think eBay, but for war.
坦克也能在上面卖? 伙计 这上面什么都买得到 They buy tanks on here? Bro, they buy everything on here.
真是太疯狂了 It was crazy.
政府有一个公开的网站 The government had a public website
这上面包含了最近正在投标的每一条军方合同 containing every military contract currently up for bidding.
我总是直接跳过大单子 去寻找那些...... But I skip the big ticket items, and look for the small-ball shit
国防承包商大头不要的小生意 that giant defense contractors ignore.
所以人都在争抢同一块派 Everybody's fighting over the same pie.
而他们很容易忽视掉旁边的面包屑 But they're ignoring the crumbs.
而我就像老鼠一样 专挑这些面包屑下手 I live on crumbs, like a rat.
而当这块派就是五角大楼时 And when you're dealing with the Pentagon, crumbs are worth millions.
这样的买卖似乎是从不间断的 These listings seemed to go on forever.
据埃佛隆所言 事实也确实是这样的 And according to Efraim, they did.
谢谢你 伙计 Thanks, man.
但是我不明白 So, I don't get it.
明明就有一个很完善的国防市场 If there's an entire defense industry,
为什么国防部会愿意在你们这里买东西? why would the Pentagon want to buy anything from you?
不是愿不愿意的问题 是他们必须这么做 They don't want to, they have to.
还记得少年棒球联合会吗? Remember Little League?
在赛季末的时候 他们总会颁发一座最有价值球员奖 How, at the end of the season, they'd give out that big MVP trophy
而有一个小孩总是赢? and that one kid would always win it?
记得 伊万·塔尔沃特 Yeah, Evan Talbot.
没错 但在这之后的某一年有人的妈妈开始抱怨了 记得吗? Right. But then, one year, somebody's mom complained?
所以他们开始给每个人都颁发一座小奖杯 借此安慰他们? Then they had to give everybody a little trophy so they wouldn't feel bad?
就连那个又肥又傻的小孩罗比·弗里德曼都有一个 Even that fat retarded kid, Robbie Friedman, got one.
这就跟现在的情况很像 That's kind of like what's happening here.
我还是搞不懂 伙计 I'm still confused, man.
国防部在重建伊拉克军队的时候碰到了大麻烦 The Pentagon fucked up when they were rebuilding the Iraqi Army.
他们把所有空标合同 都集中给切尼兄弟 但他们后来被抓 They gave all these no-bid contracts to Cheney's boys, and they got caught.
所以在这之后 布什发起了这种平等竞争的倡议 So Bush started this initiative to level the playing field
让五角大楼的每一笔花销 每一支枪 每一个炸弹 and now every Pentagon purchase, every gun, every grenade,
每一发子弹都能由小供货商进行投标 进而供货 every bullet, gets offered to small businesses for bidding.
当然大单子仍然由那些大供货商垄断 And sure, the big dogs still get the big trophies.
但国防部同时也会准备一些小的奖杯 But the Pentagon's got to give little trophies
安慰全世界的罗比·弗里德曼 to all the Robbie Friedmans of the world.
也就是说你就是那个又肥又傻的小屁孩 So, basically, you're a fat retarded kid.
兄弟 我是最肥也是最智障的那个 Bro, I'm the fattest and most retarded.
根据今天的演讲...... In a speech today,
布什总统否定了之前的报道 President Bush said that contrary to reports
说他并没有打算进攻伊拉克 he has no plans to attack Iran.
总统说,"真是可笑" The President said, "That's ridiculous.
"我们在进攻伊拉克的时候根本连计划都没有" "We didn't even have plans when we attacked Iraq."
戴维 David.
怎么了? Yeah?
还记得几周前 从我妈家回来时 我们在车上干的事吗? Remember a few weeks ago, in the car on the way home from my mom's house?
恩 我记得 Yes. Yes, I do.
我怀孕了 Well, this happened.
你他妈怎么养得起小孩? How the fuck are you going to feed a baby?
你考虑过这个问题吗? Have you even thought about this?
你打算怎么办? What are you going to do?
余生都用来给别的男人打手枪? Jerk men off the rest of your life?
这也是个方法 我就是要给别人打手枪赚钱来养活我孩子 Yeah, that's the plan. I'm gonna feed my kid by jerking men off.
抱歉 Sorry.
好的 也行啊 至少是你自己的想法 Okay, good. Well, at least you thought it through.
这一点都不好笑 It's not funny.
伙计我死定了 Dude, lam so fucked.
我觉得你应该过来跟着我干 I think you should come work for me.
你在说什么啊? What are you talking about?
我是认真的 我需要助手 Seriously, I need the help.
戴维 看着我 David, look at me.
布什准备在伊拉克发起战争 Bush opened the floodgates in Iraq.
这他妈绝对是赚钱的好机会 It's a fucking gold rush.
你能邀请我 我很感谢埃佛隆 That's really nice of you, Efraim.
感谢个屁!谁他妈在乎? Fuck nice! Who cares about nice?
我一直想找个人跟我一起干 I've been looking to bring somebody on for a while now.
但问题是 我谁也信不过 The problem is, I don't trust anyone.
但你是我兄弟 But you're my boy.
恕我直言 我很反对战争 I mean, no offense, but I'm against this war.
我和伊兹都打算去签署请愿书 Me and Iz are going to rallies and signing petitions.
我知道 伙计我也很反对战争 Yeah, dude, I'm against the war too.
我他妈恨死布什了 I fucking hate Bush.
但这么做绝对不代表支持战争 But this isn't about being pro-war.
战争已经发生了 The war is happening.
这么做是为了赚钱 This is about being pro-money.
埃佛隆说的越多 我越觉得有道理 The more Efraim talked, the more it made sense.
而且跟我其他的生路相比 Besides, compared to my other prospects,
这次机会绝对不可错失 this was the chance of a lifetime.
唯一的问题就是 我该怎么跟伊兹说? My only issue was, what would I tell Iz?
我觉得这主意棒极了 I think it's a great idea.
所以我选择了撒谎 So I lied.
你是知道的 我一直很看好这类生意 You know I've always believed in this business.
我告诉她 埃佛隆在政府很有人脉 I told her that Efraim had great contacts in the government.
所以比起把床单卖给 And instead of selling bed sheets
分厘必争的养老院 to penny-pinching retirement homes
把它们卖给财大气粗资金充裕的美国军队 we'd now be selling sheets to the free-spending,
这看起来是笔好买卖 overfunded U.S. Military.
真有头脑 It's genius.
我必须对她说谎 伊兹恨死战争了 I had to lie. Iz hated the war.
她有两个堂兄 就在伊拉克服役 She had two cousins serving in Iraq.
她也非常不喜欢占了我们公寓一半、堆积如山的床单 She also hated the mountain of bed sheets that were taking up half our apartment.
之后的6个星期 我接受了军火买卖的速成课 I spent the next six weeks in a crash course on arms dealing.
这是赫斯塔尔556式轻机枪 The Herstal 556 light machine gun.
原制造于比利时 但现在很多地方都可以生产 Belgian, but made under license in lots of places.
当涉及到武器的问题 埃佛隆就什么都知道 When it came to this shit, Efraim knew everything.
品质 模型 重量 产地 Makes, models, weights, where it was made.
记住在中国的天安门广场 有武器禁运令 Remember, there's been an arms embargo against China since Tiananmen Square.
如果有避开这些风险的方法...... And if there was an angle to be played,
他也知道 he knew about that too.
处理武器问题时 你要学会智取 You have to read between the lines with this stuff.
要学会发现机遇 才能赚钱 All the money is made between the lines.
我会花一整天的时间翻阅政府网站 I'd spend my entire day scouring the government's website,
寻找那些被忽视的合同 然后想办法掺一脚 searching for overlooked contracts that we could squeeze our way into.
嘿 我有发现 Hey, I think I got something.
嘿 乔治亚 我一会儿再打给你 Hey, Georgia, I gotta call you back.
然后到半夜的时候 And then, in the middle of the night
我们会回到办公室不停地打电话 we'd be back in the office, working the phones.
跟整个东欧的 Forging relationships
武器制造商打好关系 with weapon manufacturers all over Eastern Europe.
不 我是来自AEY的戴维·佩豪斯 No, David Packouz from AEY.
我告诉伊兹 我们在跟巴基斯坦的床单供货商电话会议 I told Iz we were doing conference calls with sheet suppliers in Pakistan.
我们这类人被别人称作军火贩 They called guys like us war dogs.
就是那种靠战争吃饭的可鄙之人 Bottom feeders who make money off of war
因为我们从来不用自己上战场 without ever stepping foot on the battlefield.
虽然这个词挺贬义的 但我们很喜欢 It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it.
你他妈个死人渣! You fucking scumbag piece of shit!
去死吧 混蛋 下地狱去吧! Drown, motherfucker, drown!
非常好 Very nice.
拉尔夫·斯卢茨基是埃佛隆的秘密合伙人 Ralph Slutsky was Efraim's silent partner.
他是本地的一个商人 He was a local businessman
在迈阿密拥有14个干洗店 who owned 14 dry cleaners all across Miami.
为什么没人告诉我机器坏了? Why didn't anybody tell me the mister is broken?
拉夫尔投钱资助买卖 但要求25%公司股权作为交换 Ralph put up the money to back the deals in exchange for 25% of the company.
但只是他自己以为有25% Or at least what he thought was 25%.
我们现在做的事是神圣的拉夫尔 We're doing God's work, Ralph.
确实 We really are.
每个犹太人对以色列都是有所亏欠的 You know, every Jew owes a debt to Israel.
在我看来 这种亏欠不能仅靠口头上弥补 In my mind, this is not a metaphorical debt.
拉夫尔被蒙在鼓里 Ralph was under the impression
他一直以为埃佛隆是一个心思缜密的犹太人 that Efraim was an observant Jew
他买卖军火的目的 who only dealt arms as a means
是出于保护以色列免受敌国的侵蚀 to protect Israel from her enemies.
说得太棒了 Beautifully said.
你有看上个星期五的《妥拉读经》吗? Did you happen to catch last Friday's Torah portion?
那是我最爱看的节目 我也是 One of my favorites. Same here.
那次节目让我想起我之前读到过的一个故事 It reminds me so much of this story I once read.
是关于一个旅游到平斯克的男孩的 About a young man traveling to Pinsk.
这就是埃佛隆的天才之处 And that was Efraim's genius.
他总能从别人身上打探到那个人愿意和哪种人打交道 He would figure out who someone wanted him to be
然后自己就扮演那个人的角色 and he would become that person.
啊! Ah!
他手下有将近两万人 And he's got, like, 20,000 of them.
太好了 你是怎么联系上他的? Great. Where did you find this guy?
你还记得乌克兰的维克托吗? You remember Victor in the Ukraine?
记得就是那个买Mk3的家伙? Yeah, the one with the Mk3s?
没错 他把我介绍给了一家塞浦路斯的公司 Yeah. He turned me on to this company in Cyprus.
那个公司的老板是亨利·吉拉尔 It's run by this guy, Henry Girard.
亨利·吉拉尔? Henry Girard?
是的 你认识他? Yeah, you know him?
你跟亨利·吉拉尔通过话? You spoke to Henry Girard?
是通过几次怎么了?他是谁? A couple of times. Why? Who is he?
伙计 在过去20年里哪里有战争哪里就有他 Dude, for the last 20 years, this guy has basically supplied
并且交战双方的武器他都供应 both sides of every conflict on the planet.
他就是个疯子 He's a fucking animal.
真的吗?那他为什么给我打电话? Really? Why is he calling me?
因为他是个疯子 Because he's a fucking animal.
小钱大钱都是钱都要赚 It's all money and it all matters.
嘿 美女 你要去哪儿? Hey, mami, where are you going?
找我朋友 I'm trying to find my friends.
你想赚点外快吗? You want to make some money?
你说什么? Excuse me?
我可以现在就给你1千块 I'll give you $1,000 right now
但我们得直接跳到第3次约会阶段 if we fast forward to our third date.
这是什么意思? What does that even mean?
就是说我们刚刚吃完烛光晚餐 It means we just had a great dinner, maybe met your friends for some drinks
现在你要和我上车在车上帮我口 and now you're about to blow me in my car.
我们能直接跳到这一部分吗? Can we just get right to that part?
你他妈是谁啊? Who the fuck are you?
埃佛隆·迪乌利 Efraim Diveroli.
那是我最好的朋友戴维 That's my best friend, David.
我们是国际军火商 And we're international arms dealers.
但这些你应该都知道了 But you already know that
因为这是我们的第3次约会 because we're on our third date.
怎么回事? 没什么伙计 What's going on? Nothing, bro.
我正想和我的马子一起离开这里 I'm about to get out of here with my girl.
搞什么鬼! What the fuck, man!
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
那个家伙居然动真格的 That guy was not fucking around.
是啊 你应该换个马子钓的 Yeah, you probably should have picked a different girl.
胡说 我都快成功了 Fuck that, it almost worked.
嘿 你还记得6年级 你和埃里克莫斯考维茨打架那次吗? Hey, do you remember when you fought Eric Moscowitz in sixth grade?
记得他当时使出了他的"旋风手臂" Yeah, he did that windmill thing with his arms.
这就是最屌的地方 你根本就打不到他 That was the sickest. He was unbeatable.
你还记得这一招吗? You remember that shit?
就是这样的 That's it.
伙计 如果当时你不来帮我 我就死定了 Dude, he would have killed me if you didn't jump in.
也许吧 Probably. Mmm.
嘿 我从没说过"谢谢" Hey, I never said "thank you."
你为我做的所有事 For everything.
你也知道最近你帮了我多大的忙 Come on, you know how much you've helped me out lately.
没关系 不要把气氛搞得这么尴尬好吗? It's cool. You don't have to make it weird, all right?
嘿 我们能点餐了吗? Hey, can we order some food?
小姐 快点 这等的时间都够我去趟古巴 Mami, come on. I could have gone to Cuba and back.
和家人见面再吃几块三明治 Met the family, grabbed a couple sandwiches.
再回来的了 I'd be done by now.
哪位? Hello?
是的 先生 抱歉 没想到这么晚还能接到您的电话 Yes, sir. Sorry, I wasn't expecting a work call this late.
当然没问题 现在是巴格达早上9点 Right, of course. It's 9:00 a.m. in Baghdad.
是谁? Who is it?
这真是个好消息 桑托斯上尉 That's great news, Captain Santos.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
我们马上发货 We're going to get right on that.
谢谢 再见 Thank you. Bye.
怎么了? What?
贝雷塔那一单被我们拿下了 We just got the Beretta deal.
别开玩笑了 Get the fuck out of here.
我发誓是真的 I swear to God.
贝雷塔单子的数额非常巨大 The Beretta deal was massive.
是我们之前接过的单子的10倍 It was 10 times bigger than anything we'd closed so far.
我们的生意终于有进展了 This was next level shit.
这就是我所设想的那样! That's what I'm fucking talking about!
赚大钱该死!操! That's real money, motherfucker! Fuck!
你有意识到做完这笔 Do you realize we're going to make 600K
我们就能赚60万吗? on this fucking thing?
天啊 Holy shit.
戴维 你的30%算下来就是18万 David, your 30% is $180,000.
我的苍天老天爷啊! Holy fucking shit!
那感觉真是太棒了 It was amazing.
我只为埃佛隆工作了两个月 I'd been working with Efraim for two months
赚的钱就比我按一辈子按摩...... and was already about to make more money
赚的还要多 than a lifetime of massages.
*坦白从来就没有什么好结果*
快听 Listen.
那是什么声音? What is that?
你宝宝的心跳声 That's your baby's heartbeat.
哇 Wow.
跳得多快啊 你能相信吗? Can you believe how fast it is?
是正常的吗? 完全正常 Is that normal? Totally normal.
胎儿的心跳频率比我们的要快很多 Fetuses have a much faster heart rate than we do.
你看啊 Look.
你们想知道宝宝的性别吗? So, you guys want to know the sex?
我们一直拿不定主意 We keep going back and forth on it.
你觉得呢? 额... What do you think? Um...
是工作的电话我必须得接 This is work. I have to take it.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我是戴维 This is David.
我是巴格达的桑托斯上尉 This is Captain Santos in Baghdad
想确认一下我们买的贝雷塔的送货情况 checking on the delivery status of my Berettas.
上尉 很高兴接到你的电话 Captain, good to hear from you.
您的货正在路上 一切正常 Yes, we are on target. All good.
那就好 我还担心 Great. I was worried
这些枪是不是直接从意大利运送出来呢 those guns were coming direct out of Italy.
当然 绝对是直接送出来 Absolutely. They are, sir.
佩豪斯请你告诉我 Packouz, please tell me
你知道上周意大利人通过的法案 you're aware of the legislation the Italians passed last week.
禁止一切运往伊拉克的武器离港 The one banning all arms shipments to Iraq.
我根本不知道他在讲什么 I had no clue what he was talking about.
但这绝对是个大麻烦 But this was a huge fucking problem.
贝雷塔是意大利制手枪 Berettas are an Italian gun.
通常都是在意大利制造生产的 Made and manufactured in Italy.
额... Uh...
我当然知道 Of course.
最近3天我的电话就没停过 I am. I've been on the phone
我一直在做协调和安排 for the last three days, making other arrangements.
那就好 这就是我想听到的回答 Great. That's what I wanted to hear.
伊拉克警察部队就全靠你了 Iraqi police force is depending on you.
你告诉他们有AEY在 叫他们放心好了 Well, you tell them AEY has got them covered.
非常好 谢谢你上尉 我会再打给你的 Outstanding. Thanks, Captain. Talk soon.
没事吧? Everything okay?
没事 一切都好 Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
怎么了?已经检查完了? What happened? We done already?
对 你猜怎么着? Yeah. Guess what?
是个女孩 It's a girl.
亲爱的 Baby.
好吧 至少我没脱靶 Okay. At least I hit something.
说真的 我们到底应该怎么办? Seriously, what the fuck are we going to do?
放轻松 伙计 Relax, bro.
我要不要回电给他 然后告诉他实情? Should I just call him back and tell him the truth?
坦白从来就没有什么好结果 When does telling the truth ever help anybody?
埃佛隆 我们不能一直瞒着他 Efraim, we can't dick around with this guy
到最后货物没到 他还是会发现的 and then not deliver.
货一定会到的 我已经想到办法了 We're going to deliver. I already figured it out.
我们通过约旦运货 We use Jordan.
乔丹·戈德法布? Jordan Goldfarb?
约旦... Jordan...
那个国家约旦 Jordan the country.
它和伊拉克接壤 并且是美国的同盟国 It shares a border with Iraq. It's a U.S. ally.
更重要的是那里没有禁运令 And most importantly, there's no embargo.
那好 我们该怎么跟意大利人讲? Okay, so what do we tell the Italians?
管他妈的!这5千支贝雷塔是要送去约旦的 Fuck them! As far as they're concerned
而这个国家的事 他们管不着 they're sending 5,000 Berettas to a country they have no issue with.
我们只需要确保有人能从约旦 All we have to do is ship the guns
把枪运到巴格达就行了 from Jordan to Baghdad.
这就叫智取 It's called circumvention.
这么做合法吗? Is that legal?
反正不违法 It's not illegal.
要试试吗? Want to try?
那场慈善晚会办得怎么样? How did that charity thing go?
是筹集了5千块 对吧? It was 5K, right?
目标是定的5千 It was supposed to be a 5K.
但我只完成了5分之一 Uh, I finished about 1K of it.
所以我要把我拿走的那5分之4还回来 So, I should probably return four-fifths of the money.
安德鲁告诉我 So, Andrew told me
你现在在和埃佛隆合作? you and Efraim are working together now?
不是吧? Really?
没错我告诉她你卖床单的事了 Yeah, I told her about the sheet thing.
对 埃佛隆在政府有认识的人 Yeah. Efraim has some contacts with the government.
所以我们现在就一起干了 So we're just combining forces right now.
好吧 只是...在他身边你要小心点 Yeah, just... Just be careful with him.
艾米丽别说了 怎么了? Emily, don't. What?
此话怎讲? How do you mean?
他的表妹丽贝卡是我的一个老朋友 Well, his cousin, Rebecca, is an old friend of mine.
我们以前经常一起去野营 We went to camp together.
她告诉我他从她爸爸那儿偷走了7万块钱 And she told me that he stole $70,000 from her father.
哇 真的吗? Whoa, really?
这就有意思了 That's interesting.
我听到的故事版本和这个恰巧相反 I actually heard it was the other way around.
偷钱的人应该是他叔叔 他才是受害者 That his uncle is the one who stole the money from him.
看吧 你就是不听我的 See? You don't know.
每个人都有不同的故事版本 Everyone has their own version of a story.
不 我非常确信 No, I'm pretty certain.
因为这件事 她家里的所有人都不理他了 Their whole family stopped talking to him over it.
哟!你为什么不接电话? Yo! Why aren't you answering your phone?
嘿 你好吗 伙计? Hey, what's up, man?
这什么情况? Fuck is this?
大家 这位就是戴维的生意伙伴 埃佛隆 Everyone, this is David's business partner, Efraim.
嘿 兄弟 嘿 兄弟 Hey, man. Hey, man.
伙计 你能到外面来几分钟吗 我有话有跟你讲? Bro, could I talk to you outside for a minute?
挺急的 当然 It's urgent. Yeah, of course.
提醒你们一下 我也是他最要好的朋友 And for the record, I'm also his best friend,
所以你们有什么活动最好也叫上我 so probably should have been invited to whatever this is.
听着 这些都是她的朋友 这也是她举办的晚宴 Look, these are her friends. This is her dinner party.
罗斯什么时候成她朋友了?那个犹太佬? Rosen is her friend now? That Jew fuck?
相信我 你不会想参加的 Trust me, you don't want to be here.
就连我都待不下去了 知道吗? I don't want to be here, all right?
有什么事吗? Now, what's going on?
约旦的海关把我们的贝雷塔扣下了 Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
什么?怎么了? 我他妈不知道戴维 What? Why? I don't fucking know, David.
我是在他们改变...... I dropped out of high school
外交政策以前从高中辍学的 before they covered international diplomacy.
谁打来的? 该死是桑托斯 Who's that? Fuck, it's Santos.
他全都知道了! He knows!
快接电话 我要听 Pick it up, I want to listen.
把...把电话接起来 我是戴维 Pick... Pick up the fucking phone. This is David.
我听说我的枪被扣在约旦了 Yeah, I just heard my guns are being held up in Jordan.
桑托斯上尉 没错 现在是出了点小小的意外 Captain Santos, yes, there's been a slight hiccup.
它们怎么跑到约旦去了? What are they even doing in Jordan?
这你不用担心 Not to worry.
它们现在在安曼的一个中转站里 非常安全 They're in a hangar in Amman. Totally safe.
我和我的团队正在想办法解决这个问题 My team and I are working on a solution right now.
你没有回答我的问题 You didn't answer my question.
我的枪怎么跑到约旦去了? What the fuck are my guns doing in Jordan?
桑托斯上尉 我是埃佛隆·迪乌利 Captain Santos, this is Efraim Diveroli.
是AEY的董事 President of AEY, sir.
戴维 把现在的情况 David has apprised me of the situation
都告诉我了 我希望我们能讨论出一个备选方案 and we are looking at options as we speak.
备选方案?什么备选方案? Options? What kind of options?
你知道乌鸦TP19式手枪吗? Well, are you familiar with the Corvus TP19?
巴西造的破铜烂铁 That's Brazilian and it's shit.
合同上写的是贝雷塔 我就要贝雷塔 Contract says Berettas, I want Berettas.
长官 我希望你能理解我们一下 Sir, I need you to work with us a little on this.
我就直说了吧 Let me get this straight.
我现在身处世界上最艰难的环境 为了你们的自由拼死拼活 I'm in the ass crack of the world, defending your freedom.
还要我理解你们? And I got to work with you shit bags?
听着 我不知道 Look, I don't know
那些贝雷塔现在是否在安曼 if those Berettas are really in Amman
或者你们只是想尽全力保住自己从中获利 or if you're just trying to goose your profits
就跟干你们这行的都是些可悲丑陋的人 like every other piece of shit in your miserable, rat-fuck profession.
不管如何 你们都已经影响到我本次任务 Either way, you're endangering my mission.
我要取消和你们的合作 I'm shutting you down.
我要封杀你们 I'm canceling you for cause.
封杀就好比给我们判了死刑 Getting canceled for cause was a death sentence.
那意味着我们别想再赢得任何一个合同 It meant we would never win another contract.
上尉 求你别这样做 Captain, please do not do that.
我知道你现在很生气 I know you're upset.
但看在大家都是信徒的份上 But from one Christian to another
我妻子和我正面临非常严峻的经济危机 my wife and I are having serious financial problems.
我们的孩子卢卡斯现在在医院接受治疗 Our son, Lucas, is in the hospital.
他的医疗费用已经超出了我们的可承受范围 Medical bills are through the roof.
如果你这么做 不仅会毁了我还会毁了我整个家庭 If you do this, it'll ruin me. It'll ruin my family.
我对天发誓 As God as my witness,
一定会把枪给你送去 I will get you your guns.
喂? Hello?
真他妈是个混蛋!你能忍吗? What a fucking piece of shit! Do you believe this fucking guy?
该死 你们在说什么? Fuck. What's going on?
什么枪 戴维? What guns, David?
你他妈是在逗我吗? Are you fucking kidding me?
你不是说你们在卖床单吗 You told me you guys were selling bed sheets.
没错 但我也说了我们还卖其他东西的 Yeah, and I also told you that we're selling other stuff too.
我以为你说的是枕头! I thought you meant pillows!
听着 光靠按摩 我怎么可能养得起孩子 Look, I can't support a kid by giving massages.
明白吗?而且根本就没人愿意买床单 Okay? And nobody was buying the bed sheets.
不 戴维重点是你骗了我 No, David, you lied to me.
因为我知道你对于战争的看法 Because I know how you feel about the war.
我以为在这一点上我们是同一战线的! I thought we both felt that way!
我已经怀孕5个月了! I'm five months pregnant!
但如果连孩子的爸爸我都不能信任的话 And it's a problem if I can't trust the man
那问题可就大了! I'm having a baby with!
你当然可以信任我 真的吗? Of course you can trust me. Really?
因为5分钟前 Because five minutes ago,
我连你是个军火商都不知道! I didn't even know you were an arms dealer!
我不是什么军火商 I'm not an arms dealer.
我们的工作是完全合法的 What we do is perfectly legal.
我们只是为政府工作相当于中间人 We work for the government. We're middlemen.
我们根本不接触武器 甚至连武器的面都见不到 We don't touch the guns, we don't see the guns.
我们连办公室都没出过 We never even leave the office.
嘿 抱歉 打扰一下 现在是特殊时期 Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive.
戴维 你有护照吗? David, do you have a passport?
怎么了?我有要干嘛? What? Yeah, why?
我们要去趟约旦 我是说马上就去 We have to go to Jordan. Like, ASAP.
把烂摊子收拾干净 Straighten this shit out.
等会再聊 好吗? We gotta talk, whatever, okay?
好吧 Yeah.
你要坐靠窗还是走道? Yo, you window or aisle?
不好意思 借过 对 我们刚下飞机 Excuse me, sorry. Yeah, we just landed.
借过 大使馆的电话? Excuse me. The Embassy call?
借过 好的 再见 Excuse me. Okay, bye.
抱歉 我们有急事 抱歉 借过 Sorry, kind of an emergency. Excuse me. Sorry.
没事 我插个队 哥是美国人 Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
美国大使馆在处理海关的问题上 The American Embassy offered little to no help
基本提供不了任何的帮助 in dealing with the Ministry of Customs.
所以我们决定自己上手 So we took matters into our own hands.
他说你们的许可证已经过期了 He says your permit has expired
没有许可证 就不能开飞机把货从约旦运出去 and that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one.
这我们知道 所以我们才来找他啊 Yeah, we know. That's why we're here.
听着 我们听说你在政府有认识的人 Look, we were told that you know people in the government,
或许你能帮帮我们 that maybe you can help us out.
他说要想办理一张新的许可证 需要至少6周的时间 He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit.
这就是问题的关键 我们没那么多时间 Yeah, that's the issue. We don't have six weeks.
我们今天就要把枪搞到 We need our guns today.
听着 我不想一来就扮演一个美国阔佬的角色 Look, I don't want to come off as the ugly American here.
我也不清楚在你们的文化里有没有什么礼节 And maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture
但我感觉这个点 but this feels like the moment
是我应该有所表示的时候了 我说的没错吧? where we are supposed to offer him a gift, am I correct?
没错 好吧 You are correct. All right.
1400美元可以吗? $1,400 US. Cool?
可以 Cool, man.
早就应该亮票子了 Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit.
我挺喜欢你的墨镜的 I like your shades.
告诉他 我愿意花100块买下他的墨镜 Tell him I'll give him 100 bucks for those shades.
快翻译给他听 Tell him in gibberish.
没门 这可是短吻鳄牌的 No way. Alligator.
我知道... Yeah, I know. I...
应该是"法国鳄鱼"那个标志是一条鳄鱼 It's Lacoste. It's actually a crocodile.
我就喜欢浮夸的东西 那个很对我胃口 I like fancy shit, that's my thing.
快翻译 Tell him.
整整3天时间 一点消息都没有 For three days, we didn't hear anything.
想想也是可笑 It was ridiculous.
我们的整个生意都要仰仗一个11岁的小翻译 Our entire business was riding on the word of an 11-year-old translator.
混蛋!他欺骗了我们! Motherfucker! He ripped us off!
现在还不清楚 We don't know that yet.
不!我知道糊弄别人是什么感觉 No! I know what it feels like to fuck somebody.
我也知道被人糊弄是什么感觉 I also know what it feels like to get fucked by somebody.
所以我们肯定是被耍了 And we just got fucked.
你冷静点 You need to chill out.
你要我怎么冷静 戴维? How am I supposed to chill out, David?
我们现在在一个穆斯林国家 想找个给我口的人都没有! We're in a Muslim country, I can't even get a blowjob!
太他妈尴尬了! It's embarrassing!
这里真是太乱了!操! It's chaos here! Fuck!
是我 Yeah.
现在吗? Right now?
我们马上下来 We're coming down.
是阿拉丁打来的 他们现在在大厅 That was Aladdin. They're in the lobby.
看吧 我们快下去 See that? Come on.
等一下 你们不是在逗我吧? Hold on. Are you fucking kidding me?
有什么问题吗? What's the problem?
你想把枪找回来 他就帮你要回来了呀 You wanted your guns back, he got you your guns back.
什么?不 我们是想搞一张许可证 把东西用飞机运到伊拉克去 What? No, we said we needed a permit to fly them to Iraq.
没错 但是开车送过去就不需要许可证了 Exactly, but you don't need a permit to drive them.
你想让我们带着枪开车去伊拉克? You expect us to drive them to Iraq?
为什么不呢?万宝路是整个约旦最会走私的人 Why not? Marlboro is the best smuggler in all of Jordan.
谁 他吗? Who, this?
他就是整个约旦最利索的走私犯? This is the best smuggler in all of Jordan?
是的 他每个月要往返巴格达3、4次呢 Yeah, he drives to Baghdad three, four times a month.
埃佛隆 你想过来说几句吗? Efraim, you want to weigh in here?
从这里到巴格达有多远? Yo, how far is it to Baghdad?
你为什么问这个? 800公里 Why are you asking him that? -800 kilometers.
他知道自己在干什么? And he knows what he's doing?
埃佛隆 别这样 Efraim, stop.
绝对没问题 走吧 100% the best. Come on.
就差不多500英里距离 我们明天一早就能到 It's like 500 miles. We'll be there by morning.
你真的打算开车去巴格达? You seriously want to drive to Baghdad?
戴维 我们是搞军火生意的 David, we're gunrunners.
真真切切走私一把有什么不好 Let's go run some fucking guns.
出发吧 Let's go.
快啊 Come on.
嘿 讲真的 这安全吗?开车去巴格达? Hey, seriously, is this safe? Driving to Baghdad?
非常安全 Yes, very safe.
一半一半 50-50.
一半一半?你是说有50%的机率活下来 50%会死吗? 50-50? What, like 50% we live, 50% we die?
没错 所以我们才会选择走夜路 Yes. That is why we drive through night.
这样更安全点 It is much safer.
能有多安全? How much safer?
一半一半 50-50.
伙计搞什么! Bro, what the fuck!
很明显他也不知道一半一半是什么意思 Obviously, he doesn't know what 50-50 means.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
嘿 汽油怎么办?这路还长着呢? Hey, what about gas though? It's a long trip, no?
没问题 伊拉克的汽油都是免费的 No problem. Petrol free in Iraq.
不是吧 No kidding.
免费汽油? 是的 Free gas? Yeah.
知道我在说什么了吧?伊利卡屑爆了 See what I'm talking about? Iraq is dope.
我打算在那里安个家 I'm thinking about getting a place there.
*伊拉克 310公里*
免费汽油 Free gas.
真酷 Fucking cool, man.
那是什么? What is that?
怎么了? What?
你没看到吗? You don't see that?
什么鬼? What the fuck?
嘿 你为什么要减速伙计? Hey, why are you slowing down, man?
没关系 别紧张 It's okay, it's okay.
什么没关系? What's okay?
喔喔 什么情况 兄弟? Whoa, whoa. What the fuck, bro?
没关系 到边界了 It's okay. Border.
什么 这里吗? What, this?
该死 Fuck.
天啊 把窗户摇下来 Jesus. Put down.
什么? 摇窗下来 Huh? Put down.
去哪里? 巴格达
他们是谁?
他们在巴格达做生意 什么类型的生意?
运的什么?
喔喔 Whoa, whoa.
是香烟 Cigarettes.
给你们的 For you.
请笑纳 Welcome.
*伊拉克 安巴省(伊拉克暴力程度最高的一个省)*
一切感觉就像是在做梦 It was fucking surreal.
6个月前我还在迈阿密海滩帮别人按摩 Six months ago, I was a massage therapist in Miami Beach.
而现在我正坐在一辆装满枪支的卡车上 And now, here I was, driving a truckload of guns
和我初中最好的朋友一起 through the Iraqi desert
穿越伊拉克的沙漠 with my best friend from junior high.
*上帝保佑迪克·切尼时期的美国*
万宝路? Marlboro?
嘿 万宝路? Hey, Marlboro?
伙计! Bro!
加油站里面有一具尸体! There's a dead body in the gas station!
什么情况! What the fuck!
我们这是在哪儿?万宝路哪儿去了? Where are we? Where's Marlboro?
你没听见我刚刚说什么吗? Did you not hear what I just said?
那里面有一具尸体 伙计! There's a fucking dead body in there, man!
我听到了 Yes, I heard you.
别紧张 我们现在在战争中心 All right, we're in a war zone, bro.
尸体遍地都是 放松点 There's dead bodies, relax.
好了 我要去尿个尿 All right, I gotta take a leak.
什么? What?
小心点 Be careful.
没事的 撒尿我还是会的 不是吗? I'm good, bro. I know how to take a piss, all right?
该死 Shit.
操 Fuck.
喂? 嘿 Hello? Hey.
嘿 亲爱的 你还好吗? Hey, babe, is everything okay?
我很好 Yeah.
你那里现在是几点? What time is it there?
早上7点半 It's, uh, 7:30 in the morning.
该死 我有吵醒你吗? Shit, did I wake you?
没事 我在酒店里 正准备去吃早餐 No, I'm just at the hotel. We're about to have some breakfast.
听着 我这么说不代表我支持 Listen, I'm not saying I like it,
但我可以理解你为什么这么做 but I get why you're doing this.
真的吗? You do?
这段时间 我一直没有考虑你的感受 This whole time I never thought about what you must be going through.
还有你所面临的一切压力 All the pressure you're under.
唯一让我伤心的是你欺骗了我 It's just the lying that kills me.
这让我感觉自己很无助 It makes me feel like I'm in this alone.
不 你不是一个人 No, you're not in this alone.
我想告诉你 不管什么事 你都可以跟我倾诉 戴维 I need you to know that you can tell me anything, David.
我们是搭档 记得吗? We're partners, remember?
戴维? David?
我晚点再打给你 Yeah, I gotta call you right back.
出什么事了吗? 没事 一切都很好 Is everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine.
只是我现在必须挂电话了 好吗? I'm just going to call you right back, okay?
我爱你 再见 I love you. Bye.
埃佛隆! Efraim!
怎么了? 快看! What? Look!
万宝路! Marlboro!
操!什么情况 Fuck! What the fuck, bro.
该死他们手上有枪! Holy shit, they have guns, man!
我知道! I know!
走 快走!快啊 Go, go! Come on.
搞什么鬼!怎么开不了! What the fuck! It won't start!
万宝路到底跑哪儿去了? Where the fuck is Marlboro?
发动了! 走!走! I got it! Go! Go!
不不不! No, no, no!
等等 等等 等等! Wait, wait, wait!
等等我!不要! Wait! No!
跑快点 混蛋!跳上来! Run, motherfucker! Jump in!
天啊!他们越来越近了 快开啊 伙计! Holy shit! They're getting closer. Come on, man. Go!
加速 加速! Go, go!
快啊! Come on!
你是在逗我吗? Are you kidding me?
我们居然在费卢杰停车加油? We stopped for gas in Fallujah?
你个坑货! You cheap fuck!
快开! Go!
去你的万宝路! Fuck you, Marlboro!
该死 Fuck.
该死 该死 Fuck. Fuck.
我们死定了! We're gonna die!
你不是想开车去巴格达吗 你个混蛋! You wanted to drive to Baghdad, you asshole!
他们停车了 They're stopping.
发生什么了?快看 What the fuck? Look.
我去 Holy fuck, bro.
操!太好了! Oh, fuck! All right!
上帝保佑迪克·切尼时期的美国 God bless Dick Cheney's America!
这地方可真混乱 天啊 Look at this fucking place. Oh, my God.
打扰了 长官? Excuse me, sir?
什么事? What?
外面有几个人想见你 There are some guys here to see you.
几个人? Some guys?
什么样的人? What kind of guys?
嘿 万宝路! Hey, Marlboro!
笑一个帅哥 Give us a smile, gorgeous.
让我们看看你那一口大黄牙 Let me see those pearly yellows.
你就像伊拉克版的汤姆·塞利克 You're like an Iraqi Tom Selleck, bro.
你们是AEY的人? You guys are AEY?
是的长官 我是戴维·佩豪斯 Yes, sir. David Packouz.
这是我同事埃佛隆·迪乌利 This is my colleague, Efraim Diveroli.
我们通过话的 We spoke on the phone.
我记得 I remember.
这些都是你们开车送来的? You drove these?
穿越死亡三角地带? Through the Triangle of Death?
完全正确 Fucking A right we did.
基普带哥几个去仓库 把钱付给他们 Kip, take these boys over to the cage, get them paid.
马上就去长官 Right away, sir.
我之前看错你们了 I was wrong about you two.
干得漂亮 小伙子们 Great fucking job, boys.
非常漂亮 Great fucking job.
我去死亡三角地带? Holy shit, the Triangle of Death, bro?
没错 这就是AEY的信誉 That's right. That's the AEY guarantee, bitch.
什么三角地带我们都能穿越 包括你妈妈的胯下 We drive through all triangles, including your mom's.
嘿 基普帮我们拍一张 Hey, Kip, snap a photo of us, pal.
没问题 All right.
准备好了吗? Ready?
我头型如何? 很好 漂亮的大背头 How's my hair? It's good, slicked back.
谢谢 Thank you.
拍好了 让我看看 Got you. Let me see it.
你他妈就是赫尔穆特·牛顿 Helmut fucking Newton over here.
得了吧 伙计 All right, man.
完美 那就好 Perfect. All right, all right.
我们去领工资吧 Let's go get fucking paid.
天啊 Holy shit.
很科幻 对吧?这里有整整122亿美元 Crazy, right? $12.2 billion.
全是从教父那儿扣下来的 It's all seized from the godfather himself.
你们都称呼萨达姆·侯赛因 为教父? You guys call Saddam Hussein the godfather?
看看这一堆堆的钞票 不然你要怎么叫他? Look at all this cash, bro. What would you call him?
280万 $2.8 million.
在这里签字就行了 没问题 Just sign here. You got it.
我们由军队护送到机场 We got a military escort to the airport
然后离开了巴格达 and got the fuck out of Baghdad.
在我们的军用背包里 There was almost $3 million in cash
有将近300万的现金 stuffed into our Army-issued duffel bags.
你或许会认为在伊拉克死里逃生的经历 You might think after barely surviving Iraq
会让我们点到为止 that we'd be done.
但你想错了 But you'd be wrong.
贝雷塔这单生意让我们名声大噪 You see, the Beretta deal put us on the map.
在那之后 我们的生意越做越多 After that, we started killing it.
我们买了同款的保时捷 We bought matching Porsches.
还在同一栋楼里买了两间公寓 We bought two apartments in the same building.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我去伙计 Holy shit, bro.
噢! Oh!
喔! Whoo!
拉夫尔对于自己的提成非常满意 Ralph was so happy with his returns
所以他决定将原先的投资 that he increased his original investment
上涨到1千万 in AEY by $10 million.
这样我们就拥有足够的资本谈下更多笔单子 That gave us enough capital to pursue more deals
并且扩建我们的公司了 and expand the company.
我们也正是这么做的 Which is exactly what we did.
*这根本不是面包屑 这就是一整块派*
这一点强调多少次都不够 I cannot stress this enough.
你们必须仔细翻阅这个网站 You need to be scouring this website.
从早到晚 Day and night.
每分钟都有更新 It is updated by the minute.
网站上有数以万计的委托书 There are tens of thousands of solicitations on this website.
每一个委托书有40到50页 Each one is 40 to 50 pages long.
如果你发现有意思的东西 If you see something interesting,
马上告知我 you bring it to me.
如果你们及时通知了我 If you bring it to me,
我就能让你钱包鼓起来 I'll make you rich.
事实上18个月前 Fact, 18 months ago,
那边的戴维还在帮别人打手枪赚钱 David here was jerking off guys for money.
这不是事实 Actually, that is not a fact.
这就是事实 That is absolutely a fact.
但现在他开的是保时捷 Now he drives a Porsche.
这一切都归功于AEY And that's all because of AEY.
你们有什么问题吗? Do you have any questions?
我有问题 Um, I have a question.
AEY是什么意思? What does AEY stand for?
你什么意思?是说它代表什么? What do you mean? Like morally?
不 我是问它是什么单词的缩写? No, I mean what do the letters mean?
这真是... That's fucking...
那IBM是什么的缩写?什么都不是 What does IBM stand for? Nothing.
只是...这么叫听起来专业一点 It just... It just sounds professional.
事实上IBM指的是国际商用机器公司 Uh, actually, IBM stands for International Business Machines.
你说什么? What did you say?
IBM指的是国际商用机器公司 IBM stands for International Business Machines.
快滚出去 Get the fuck out of here.
我是认真的 这里不欢迎你 I'm serious. You're not going to work here.
快滚出我的办公室 你个该死的书呆子! Get the fuck out of my office, you fucking nerd!
滚! Go!
再说一遍 AEY不是什么的缩写 And for the record, AEY doesn't stand for anything.
操!真他妈混蛋 Fuck! What a dick.
还有人有问题吗? Does anybody else have any questions?
你睡吧 我去看看 Sleep. I got her.
好了 好了 All right. All right.
嗨 Hi.
我知道 I know.
我知道 没事了 I know. It's okay.
好了 Okay.
这是什么? What?
36万支狙击步枪 360,000 SVD sniper rifles.
108.4万个GP-30手榴弹 1,084,000 GP-30 grenades.
4.5万枚索克托导弹 45,000 SKO aviation rockets.
五角大楼打算在接下来的30年里都对准阿富汗进攻 The Pentagon's arming the Afghans for the next 30 years.
所以正在集结一整支部队 They're building a whole army.
等一下 那应该是打错了吧 Wait, that's got to be a typo.
并没有 It's not.
1亿发AK-47的子弹? 100 million rounds of AK-47 ammo?
兄弟 这可不是什么面包屑 Bro, these aren't crumbs.
这可是块大大的完整的派 This is the whole fucking pie.
对于国防承包商来讲 Among defense contractors,
这笔单子将会以"阿富汗问题"的名字出现 this would come to be known as the Afghan deal.
这将是AEY所面临的 It would be the biggest opportunity
最难能可贵的机会 AEY would ever see.
我们必须拿下它 We had to go for it.
所以如果想武装整个国家 你可以去哪儿? So, where do you go to arm an entire country?
*拉斯维加斯 内华达州*
维加斯是所有军方或者武器制造商 Vegas X is where military and manufacturers
就好比主角是手榴弹的动漫大会 It's like Comic-Con with grenades.
当然这里的大部分人都不知道AEY是什么 Sure, most of these guys didn't know who AEY was.
但我们把这一条视作是我们的优势 But we saw that as an advantage.
清单带了吗? 带了 You got your list? Got it.
感觉如何? 还不错 You feel good? Yeah, I feel pretty good.
这跟在电话上谈生意完全是两码事 You know, this is different than doing business on the phone.
当他们看到我们的时候 第一反应肯定是这明明就是两个小屁孩 When they look at us, they're going to see two kids.
所以我们一定要摆出自己的姿态 So we have to show them our balls.
明白 Got it.
我们得扮演狠角色 明白吗? We need to be fucking thugs, you understand?
明白 Understood.
好吧 我们上吧 一定要拿下 All right, good. Let's kill this shit.
但事实证明 这简直就是一场灾难 But it was a complete disaster.
很快我们就明白了一点 We quickly learned that
即使我们能碰巧拿下"阿富汗问题" even if we could land the Afghan deal,
但在运筹上仍然是个大问题 it would be a logistical nightmare.
杰里 很高兴见到你 Jerry, good to see you.
要想处理这种量级的单子 To source a deal of this magnitude
那就意味着 would mean piecing together
要和来自世界各地的不同供货商打交道 multiple vendors from all around the world.
喔喔 Whoa, whoa.
不是吧 Get out of here.
也需要动用到数十次运输交通工具 It would require dozens of shipping outfits
还有上百张许可证 and hundreds of permits.
我们需要1亿发子弹 We need 100 million rounds.
这些对于国防承包商大头来讲都不成问题 All that could be okay for a major defense contractor.
但对于我们来讲 But not for us.
老实说我们还不够格 Honestly, we were out of our league.
换1万的筹码 Change $10,000.
今天运气如何? Any luck today?
埃佛隆! Efraim!
怎么了兄弟? What's up, bro?
你去哪儿了?你为什么不接电话? Where you been? Why aren't you answering your phone?
我叫了妓女 有什么事吗? I'm with a prostitute. What's up?
你必须现在马上换衣服和我下楼 Okay, you need to get dressed and come with me right now.
好吧 给我 All right, uh, give me
38分钟 38 minutes.
埃佛隆亨利·吉拉尔就在楼下的酒吧等我们 Efraim, Henry Girard is down at the bar, waiting for us.
别闹了 Get the fuck out of here.
我是说真的 I'm dead serious.
该死 Shit.
好吧 Okay.
亨利·吉拉尔在军火商里绝对算得上是传奇人物 Henry Girard was a legend among arms dealers.
当萨达姆·侯赛因以反人道罪被判处绞刑时 When they hung Saddam Hussein for crimes against humanity
有传言称吊死他的那根绳子就是亨利卖的 it was said that Henry sold them the rope.
嘿 亨利 抱歉我迟到了 Hey, Henry, sorry I'm late.
这位就是我跟你提到的我的合伙人 This is my partner I was telling you about.
埃佛隆·迪乌利 很高兴认识你 Efraim Diveroli. Nice to meet you.
见到你是我的荣幸 It's an absolute pleasure.
亨利10分钟后就要去用餐了 Henry has a dinner in 10 minutes,
但我还是想要他亲自跟你讲 but I wanted you to hear this firsthand.
我把清单给他看了 他能帮我们 I showed him the list and he can help.
很好 具体是哪一部分的? Great. With which part?
全部 All of it.
清单上有的 他都能想办法弄到 He can fill the whole order.
所有东西? 是的 The whole order? Mmm-hmm.
AK子弹也行? Even the AK ammo?
没问题 Not a problem.
你知道上面写的是1亿发对吧? You do know it's 100 million rounds, right?
亨利在阿尔巴尼亚有认识的人 Henry has contacts in Albania.
阿尔巴尼亚? Albania?
他们花了几十年时间 They spent decades preparing for a Western invasion that never came.
那个国家就是一个巨大的兵工厂 That country is one giant arsenal.
所有的武器应有尽有 It's all just sitting there.
告诉他最激动人心的部分 Tell him the best part.
他们正打算加入北大西洋公约组织 They're in the process of joining NATO,
所以他们必须把苏联时期的武器全部处理掉 so they have to dispose of all of their Soviet era weapons.
也就是把枪支全部拆卸掉分成小部件进行清理 They are literally dismantling it and turning it into scrap.
我可以花很少的钱把这些零件买回来 I can get most of the shit for pennies on the dollar.
还有另一个激动人心的部分 Now, tell him the other best part.
现在坐在你面前的 就是这笔买卖属于我们独家代理 You're looking at the exclusive agent for the whole fucking thing.
这简直就跟变魔术一样 This was the magic bullet.
一个供货商居然就可以搞定整个"阿富汗问题" One supplier who could fill the entire Afghan deal.
这不仅给了我们竞争的机会 This wouldn't just put us in contention.
我们甚至很有可能赢得代理权 We might actually win this thing.
抱歉 我有一个问题 Sorry, I have a question.
请讲 Sure.
你既然有这么多关系 With that kind of hookup
为什么不自己出价自己干呢? why don't you just bid on the contract yourself?
要听真话吗? Full disclosure?
我被禁止和美国政府进行任何的商业往来 I'm barred from doing any business with the U.S. government.
我在监控名单上 I'm on a watch list.
恐怖分子监控名单? Like a terrorist watch list?
是的 Mmm-hmm.
明白了 等等你说什么? Got it. Wait, what?
那AK子弹要多少钱? Okay, how much for the AK ammo?
1发10美分 太他妈便宜了 10 cents a round. That's fucking amazing.
那运输方面呢? And what about shipping?
由俄罗斯飞行员驾驶的苏联伊留申76式飞机 You can get Ilyushin 76 through Russian pilots.
每趟8万 80K per flight.
抱歉 你是说恐怖分子监控名单上有你的名字? I'm sorry, you're on a terrorist watch list?
搞什么! What the fuck!
你是国防部的吗?反应别这么大 伙计 Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro.
你们最好再好好商量一下 You two should probably talk this over.
我们会的 而且我们非常感兴趣 We will. But we are very interested.
很好 我的飞机明早10点起飞 Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10:00.
我不能在这里待超过48小时的时间 I can't spend more than 48 hours in this dump.
我总是这么说 最多只能在维加斯浪两天 That's what I always say. Vegas is a two-day town.
我说的是美国 I was talking about America.
这可是苏联集团的非标准武器 We're talking exclusive access to a stockpile
和子弹库存的专属访问权 of Soviet Bloc non-standard weapons and ammo.
这肯定能帮我们拿下这笔生意的 That's going to win this deal for us.
他在恐怖分子的监控名单上! He's on a terrorist watch list!
管这么多干嘛 如果有人带剪刀上飞机 都可能上那名单 Whatever. People end up on that list for bringing scissors onto an airplane!
他绝不是因为这个上的名单 That's not why he's on the list.
听着 国防部想要在全世界资源如此短缺的情况下 Look, the Pentagon wants 100 million rounds of AK-47 ammo
要1亿发的AK-47子弹 in the middle of a worldwide shortage.
你觉得这么多子弹从何而来? Where do you think they think that's going to come from?
就是从跟他一样的不法分子那儿来 A bunch of shady motherfuckers like that guy.
这就是工作 This is the job.
你必须和那些美国政府不能直接与之...... To do business with the people in places
产生商业来往的人做生意 the U.S. government can't do business with directly.
就这么简单 It's as simple as that.
操! Fuck!
嘿 小伙子们 Hey, boys.
我们讨论过了 我们愿意和你合作 So we discussed it, and we'd like to move forward.
太好了 恭喜 Fantastic. Congratulations.
但我们必须验验货 没问题 But we have to see the merchandise. Oh, of course.
亲自去验 On site, in person.
你们去过阿尔巴尼亚吗? You guys ever been to Albania?
老实说 不是你昨晚提到的话 Honestly, until last night
我还真不知道这个国家真的存在 I didn't even know it was a real fucking country.
噢 那个地方挺美的 Oh, it's a beautiful place.
先进屋吧 我给我的手下打个电话 叫他们安排一下 Come on in. I'll call my guy and we'll set it up.
阿尔巴尼亚有很多特质 Albania is a lot of things.
但美丽的地方绝对不是其中之一 But a beautiful place is not one of them.
我们换乘了两趟飞机 It took us three separate flights
飞了整整22个小时才到这里 and 22 hours just to get there.
亨利的手下派了一个司机 Henry's people sent a driver
去机场接我们 to pick us up at the airport
而这个家伙一直讲个不停 and the guy would not stop talking.
我倒下了 但她又让我活过来 I fall over, she revive me.
但所有的这一切都没有浇灭埃佛隆的热情 But none of that diminished Efraim's enthusiasm.
他始终坚信这一次我们一定能大有作为 He really believed this could be the answer.
欢迎你们 AEY Welcome, AEY.
我是于利·皮纳瑞 I am Yili Panari,
阿尔巴利亚最大的武器出口公司的老板 head of Albania's largest military export company.
我是埃佛隆·迪乌利 很高兴认识你 Efraim Diveroli. Good to see you.
这位是我的合作伙伴戴维·佩豪斯 This is my business associate, David Packouz.
很高兴认识你 你好吗? Glad to meet you. How you doing?
额... Uh...
谢谢你们准备的标语 Thank you for the sign.
专程为你们准备的 Oh. It's for you.
我知道 所以我才谢谢你们嘛 Yes, I know. I said thank you for the sign.
给我们看看货吧 So, show us what you got.
这是什么地方? What is this place?
阿尔巴利亚军队的储物室 Storage for the Albanian army.
这个国家还有700多间这样的地方 We have 700 more like it across the country.
你们有700间像这样的仓库? You have 700 warehouses like this?
不仅仅是仓库 Not just warehouse.
我们还利用教堂医院学校存放装备 We use church, hospital, school.
阿尔巴利亚是全世界武器最多的国家 Albania is most armed country in the world.
嘿 真棒恭喜你们 Hey, that's cool. Congrats, bro.
这里就像个博物馆一样 It was like a fucking museum in there.
这里的很多武器 自冷战之后 Most of this shit hadn't seen daylight
就再也没见过光 since the Cold War.
但这对我们来讲不是什么问题 But that didn't matter to us.
我们唯一在意的就是AK子弹 All we cared about was the AK ammo.
别担心 你们需要的东西我们这里多的是 It's okay. We have plenty of what you came for.
所有的集装箱里都装满了你们想要的子弹 All these containers are filled with your bullets.
你什么意思 所有的子弹都在这里? What do you mean, all the bullets are right here?
一共有1亿2千6百万发 126 million rounds.
我去 Fuck me.
准备好大开眼界吧 Yeah. Fuck us all.
这些子弹放了多久了? How old are these?
30年也有可能40年了 这些AK-47子弹 30, maybe 40 years. AK-47 bullets
如果保存妥当一辈子都不会坏 can last forever if properly stored.
好吧 那这些保存得怎么样? Right. Well, how were these stored?
谁他妈在乎这些保存得好不好? Uh, who gives a fuck how these were stored?
重要的是还能不能用 All that matters is they fucking work.
它们还能用吗? Do they work?
你自己试试 You try.
子弹都能用 They fucking worked.
整个国防市场都在争抢这笔买卖 The entire defense industry was scrambling over this deal.
而帮助我们赢得投标的关键就装在这23个 And the key to it was sitting in 23 shipping containers
位于世界另一端的 破旧不堪的仓库集装箱里 in the back of a rusted out warehouse on the other side of the world.
*迈阿密 佛罗里达州*
我们回去的时间恰巧赶上 We got back with just enough time
提交投标的最后期限 to submit our bid before the government's deadline.
接下来就是无尽的等待 And then we waited.
我们等了5个月 We waited five months.
爸爸 Pa.
戴维! David!
那是埃佛隆? 什么? Is that Efraim? What?
是吗? 戴维! Is it? David!
我们赢了! We fucking won!
天啊 我们拿下了"阿富汗问题" Holy shit. We won the Afghan deal.
什么? 我们拿下了"阿富汗问题"! What? We won the Afghan deal!
我们赢了吗? 赢了! We won? We fucking won!
兄弟!你不是在寻我开心吧? Bro! Are you fucking kidding me?
我们真的赢了! 是的 他妈的! We fucking won! Yeah, motherfucker!
太棒了!天啊! Yeah! Yeah, motherfucker!
在我们开工之前 Before we could begin,
AEY还是必须经过政府的审查 AEY still needed to be vetted by the government.
整个过程让人郁闷纠结 It's a pain-in-the ass process
其中包括3个独立的审计 involving three separate audits
以及一场面试 and an in-person interview.
审计是最头疼的部分 The audits were the biggest hurdle.
我们连一个真正的会计员都没有 I mean, we didn't even have a real bookkeeper.
我们甚至连一本书都没有 We didn't have real books.
我们必须伪造AEY在过去3年里的 We had to fabricate AEY's accounting
财务情况 going back three years.
分类账银行结单 还有假冒的订购单 Ledgers, bank statements, phony purchase orders,
所有的一切都是伪造的 we forged it all.
两周之后 我们来到了伊利诺斯州的 Two weeks later, we were in Rock Island,
罗克艾兰和来自美国军队的 Illinois for our big meeting
采购专员进行最为重要的面试 with procurement officers from the U.S. Military.
我们紧张到快窒息 We were pretty fucking nervous.
所以埃夫拉伊建议 我们在停车场先爽一发 So Efraim thought it'd be a good idea to get high in the parking lot.
*岩岛市军械库(华盛顿州)*
等等 Hold up.
我们走路的声音听起来是不是不止两个人? Does it sound like we're more than two people right now?
没错 Yeah.
这后劲可真大 It was really strong shit.
好吧 Okay.
非常好 This is very impressive.
非常好 Very impressive.
说实话 看了你们的历史记录 我们一开始还很担心 Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history
你们是否能处理好这种量级的单子 against a deal of this size.
但在见到你们本人后 But after meeting you two face to face,
我们感觉自己选对人了 we feel like we're in good hands on this one.
我们不会让你们失望的 Well, we won't let you down,
先生们 sirs.
更别提 Not to mention,
你们出的价也节省了我们不少纠结的时间 your bid was far too attractive for us to pass up.
谢谢 很高兴听到你们这么讲 Thank you. I mean, that's great to hear because we really worked hard on this.
抱歉 打断一下 Sorry. Excuse me.
你们之中刚刚有人讲 One of you just said
我们的出价非常具有吸引力 our bid was too attractive to pass up.
此话怎讲 能说得具体点吗? What did you mean by that, exactly?
他的意思就是说 你们的出价比所有人都要低 He means you boys lowballed the shit out of your competition.
我知道... Yeah. Uh...
但是低多少呢? By how much?
几百万 Millions.
好吧 Okay.
我很好奇... Just for me. I...
具体是几百万? I'm curious, how many millions?
严格上来讲 我们不能跟你们讨论这个问题的 Well, technically, we're not supposed to discuss that with you,
但管他这么多呢 but what the hell.
你们出的价比出价第二低的人还要再低5300万 You guys came in $53 million lower than the nearest competition.
操!操! Fuck! Fuck!
他妈的! Motherfucker!
5千3百万 $53 million.
我们很好 We're okay.
往好的方面想想 Look at the bright side.
这是历史上第一次 For once, the American taxpayer
美国的纳税人在国防问题上花值了钱 is getting a good deal on a defense contract.
谁他妈在乎纳税人啊 Man, fuck the American taxpayer.
*我们遇到大麻烦了*
有人吗? Hello?
伊兹? Iz?
嘿 艾拉 嗨 Hey, Ella. Hi.
你还好吗 亲爱的? How are you, sweetie?
嘿 你知道她那双蓝色的凉鞋放哪儿了吗? Hey. Do you know where her blue sandals are?
噢 嘿 Oh, hey.
额 我也不清楚 Um, I'm not sure.
等一下 我们能谈谈吗? But listen, can we talk for a sec?
没问题 Mmm-hmm.
我要回阿尔巴利亚几个星期 I need to go back to Albania for a couple weeks.
最多1个月 A month, tops.
好的 没问题 Sure. No problem.
嘿 出什么事了吗? Hey, what's going on?
我要带艾拉回去跟我妈住一段时间 Ella and I are going to stay with my mom for a while.
什么?你在说什么? What? What are you talking about?
伊兹出什么事了? Iz, what happened?
你为什么不告诉我 你去过伊拉克? How come you didn't tell me you went to Iraq?
我在你的电脑上查找水管工的电话 I was looking for the plumber's number
然后看到了那张照片 on your computer and I saw the photos.
你听我解释 I can explain.
你说过你从来没离开过约旦的酒店 You said you never left the hotel room in Jordan.
我知道因为我不想让你担心 I know. Because I didn't want to freak you out.
为什么每次我抓到你撒谎 Why is it every time I catch you in a lie
你总想说服我 你这么做是出于对我的考虑? you try to convince me that you lied for my benefit?
你为什么就不肯承认自己是个骗子? At what point do you just admit you're a liar?
伊兹 求你别这么说 Iz, would you stop, please?
我们说过要互相坦诚 We said we'd tell each other everything.
你发过誓的! 我知道!是我搞砸了 You promised! I know! Okay, I fucked up.
你还有什么秘密瞒着我? What else aren't you telling me?
没了 我不信 Nothing. No.
真的 Seriously.
我现在什么秘密都没有 You know everything now.
好吧 你怎么不问我为什么要找水管工的电话? Okay. Aren't you going to ask me why I called the plumber?
对 为什么啊? Yeah, sure. What happened?
客房厕所的水管有点漏水 The pipe is leaking in the guest bathroom.
我去检查结果发现了这个 I found this.
我猜猜你是不想让我担心? Let me guess. You didn't want to freak me out?
等一下 Okay, hold on.
我是在水池底下藏了钱 So I hid some money under the sink.
这有什么大不了的? What's the big deal?
大不了的是这些钱 你是背着我藏的! The big deal is you hid it from me!
不 我没有! No, I didn't!
那你是怕谁拿走? Then who did you hide it from?
我也不知道这么做太蠢了 你是对的 I don't know. It was stupid. You're right.
等你有更好的理由的时候 再来找我们 We're going to leave before you think of something else to say.
伊兹 对不起 Iz, I'm sorry.
伊兹! Iz!
该死 Oh, fuck.
嘿 你好吗 伙计? Hey, what's up, man?
你好吗? What's up?
刚准备好离开 Just getting ready to leave.
这是什么? What is that?
我想谢谢你愿意去那边出差 I just wanted to thank you for agreeing to go on this trip.
这些年你为公司 It's not lost on me,
做出的牺牲 我都记在心上 the sacrifice you're making for this company.
对此我非常感谢 And I really appreciate it.
"送给我的搭档 戴维 世界在你脚下" "To my partner, David. The world is yours."
《疤面煞星》里的台词 我记得 It's from Scarface. Of course, man. I remember.
谢谢 Thank you.
不用 Yeah.
嘿 在我走之前 Uh, hey, before I go,
我想... I just wanted...
这是什么? What's this?
是我们的合作合约 7：3分成 It's our partnership agreement. 70-30.
我想弄得正式点 I just wanted to make it official.
当然没问题 Yeah, of course.
这是个好主意 那好 It's a good idea. Cool.
天啊 要在阿尔巴利亚待8个星期啊 Man, eight fucking weeks in Albania.
伊兹要一辈子都不理我了 Iz is going to hate me forever.
不 她以后一定会每天都把你服侍得妥妥帖帖的 No, she's going to suck your cock every day for a year.
因为我们很快就会有3千万进账了 Because we're on the verge of making $30 million.
没错 Yeah, man.
加油 把它拿下 Go crush it.
谢谢你 伙计 Thanks, bro.
好了 Nice.
嘿 我是伊兹 有事请留言 Hey, you've reached Iz. You know what to do.
别这样伊兹 别不接我电话啊 Come on, Iz. Don't cut me off like this.
我现在在阿尔巴尼亚在酒店里 I'm in Albania, at the hotel.
这边的号码 我已经告诉你妈妈了 Left the number with your mom.
求你快回我电话吧 And if you could please just call me back
我真的很想你好吗? because I really miss you. Okay?
我爱你 And I love you.
再见 Bye.
早上好 伙计 Good morning, buddy.
嘿 巴什基姆 Hey, Bashkim.
我给你买了早点 在这边麦当劳买的 Oh, I bring you Kolonat. It's our McDonald's.
我不饿 不过还是谢谢 Yeah, I'm good. But thanks.
现在出发吗? We go to work now?
不对 不不不 我说过我要两辆卡车 Uh-huh. No, no, no. I said I need two trucks.
现在这里只来了一辆 Yeah, you just got the one here right now.
听着 现在我的货运飞机就在机场等着的 Yeah. Look, I got a cargo plane sitting at the airport.
是的 我知道我知道 Yeah, I know. I know.
嘿 我等会再打给你 Hey, let me call you right back.
嘿 停一下!停车!停车! Hey, stop! Stop, stop!
等等 等等 等等!嘿快停车! Hold up, hold up, hold up! Hey, turn that off!
这他妈是什么? What the fuck is that?
你从哪儿弄来的? Where did you get this?
哟!什么事? Yo! What's up?
嘿 伙计我们有麻烦了 Hey, man, we got a problem.
你现在在哪儿? 我在酒吧 Where you at? I'm at Liv, bro.
准备钓几个古巴的漂亮美眉 Trying to bang some Cuban chick who's waiting for me at my table.
怎么了 出什么事了? Why, what do we got?
我就直说了 Let me get this straight. I'm in Albania right now
我现在在阿尔巴尼亚 冻得屎都要出来了 freezing my ass off.
而你却在酒吧逍遥快活? You're at Liv, trying to get laid?
戴维 这边现在是凌晨1点 David, it's 1:00 a.m. here.
我刚刚吸了点大麻 I'm blowing off some steam.
凌晨1点 刚好就是你应该待在办公室的时间 Yeah, 1:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to be at the office
因为我们就是这个时候 because that's the middle of fucking day
跟其他国家的人做生意的 in every country we do business with.
听我说 AK子弹的货出了问题 Look, we got a problem with the AK ammunition.
什么问题? 它们是中国产的 What kind of problem? It's Chinese.
中国?那是什么意思? Chinese, bro? What does that even mean, Chinese?
我是说这批子弹都是来自中国的 It means it's from China.
你在说什么?验货的时候我也在场啊 我检查过那批子弹了 What are you talking about? I was there, I saw the ammo.
我也确认过啊 We both did.
我不知道该怎么跟你说 Yeah, look, I don't know what to tell you.
我们被耍了好吗?我们被骗了 They fucked us. Okay? We got played.
等一下 你怎么那些子弹是中国产的? Hold on. How do you even know it's Chinese?
因为每一个箱子外面都写着中文 There's Chinese writing on every fucking crate.
相信我绝对是中国产的 Trust me, it's Chinese.
好吧 Yeah.
亨利你搞什么! Henry, what the fuck!
这两天我们一直在给你打电话! We've been trying to reach you for two days!
这里是埃佛隆和戴维 It's Efraim and David.
我们碰到大麻烦了 We have a serious fucking problem.
我在听 I'm listening.
那些AK子弹全是中国产的 The AK ammunition, it's Chinese.
怎么你觉得那群被塔利班打得屁滚尿流的 What, you think the Afghans who are getting
阿富汗人会在意他们的子弹是哪里产的吗? shot up by the Taliban give a shit where their ammo comes from?
他们不在意 但五角大楼就不一样了 No, but the Pentagon does.
亨利 你知道我们不能用中国产的东西! Henry, you know we can't use Chinese!
美国对于中国有禁运令 America has an embargo against China.
你只叫你的手下 给我们看了一箱阿尔巴尼亚的子弹 You had your boys show us the one crate of Albanian ammo in the entire country.
抱歉 有人阻止你们 I'm sorry, did anyone prevent you from inspecting the other crates?
你们有没有想过要问清楚子弹的原产地在哪儿? Did you even bother to ask what the country of origin was?
谁他妈会问这些问题? Who the fuck would ask that?
亨利 我面前是1亿发…… Henry, I'm staring at 100 million rounds
你卖给我们的非法中国造子弹 of illegal Chinese ammunition that you sold us.
我们应该怎么办? What are we supposed to do?
该怎么办怎么办! Do your fucking job!
美国政府会睁一只眼闭一只眼的 The U.S. government wants to look the other way.
不要画蛇添足 Don't give them a reason not to.
还有既然现在是你们在处理发货的问题就要分清楚 And while you're at it, learn the difference between
"我们遇到麻烦了"和"你遇到麻烦了"的区别 "We have a problem" and "You have a problem."
该死! Fuck!
*这听起来好像不合法*
我们完蛋了 这些子弹就是一堆破铜烂铁 We were fucked. The ammo was worthless
而我被困在阿尔巴尼亚 尝试联系东欧的其他供货商 and I was stuck in Albania trying to piece together new suppliers
希望能把货拼凑完整 from all over Eastern Europe.
我的天啊 Holy shit.
你来这干嘛伙计? What the fuck are you doing here, man?
我有计划了 I have a big idea.
你是怎么进来的? How did you get in my room?
他们让我进来的 They let me in.
我是个很有信誉的人 I'm a trustworthy guy.
他们不仅放我进来 还给我准备了客房服务 Not only did they let me in, they brought me room service.
总之 我有很好的主意 Anyway, I have a big fucking idea.
是吗?是什么? Yeah? What's that?
我们重新包装怎么样? What if we repack?
包装什么? Repack what?
子弹啊! The bullets!
把它们全部都重新包装? What if we repack them all?
1亿发? 100 million rounds?
戴维 这不是不可能的 David, it can be done.
你这样想啊 这样做还能减少我们运货的花销 Think about it. We'll also save a fortune on shipping.
我们把那些又大又重的木盒子 We trade out all the big, heavy wooden crates
换成轻便的纸箱 for light cardboard boxes.
但那还是中国造的子弹啊 Yeah, but it would still be Chinese ammo.
拿着条毛巾来说吧 Look at this towel. Okay?
上面写的是土耳其制造 Turkish. Made in Turkey.
不再是了 它现在就是一条阿尔巴尼亚毛巾了 Not anymore. Now it's an Albanian towel.
只有当外包装上写明它是中国造时它才是中国造 It's only Chinese if the packaging says it's Chinese.
我知道 但这样做是不合法的呀 Yeah. But I mean, that's also fucking illegal, man.
我们只有两个选择 We have two options.
要么重新包装然后寄出去 We either repack this shit and send it off
要么和这3亿的大单子说拜拜 or we can walk away from a $300 million-deal.
你想怎么办? What do you want to do?
当你这么比较的时候 其实就只有一个选择了 When you put it like that there's really only one option.
我们的司机巴什基姆给我们介绍了一个他的朋友 Our driver Bashkim introduced us to his friend
他在地拉那外拥有一家包装储物公司 who owned a boxing and storage company out of Tirana.
他叫恩维尔 是我的发小 This is Enver. I grew up with him.
很高兴认识你恩维尔 Nice to meet you, Enver.
我也是 巴什基姆把你们遇到的问题稍微跟我提了一下 You too. Bashkim told me a little about your situation.
简单来说 我们现在的包装太重了 Yeah, look, to put it simply, we have a weight problem.
我们要运输数量巨大的子弹 We're shipping a large quantity of ammunition
从阿尔巴尼亚到阿富汗 from Albania to Afghanistan.
而现在它们是装在一个铁皮盒里 Right now, it's packed in heavy tins
外面还有一个非常重的木箱 inside big wooden crates.
我们想要转而用塑料袋…… And what we would like to do
装这些子弹 is to transfer those bullets into plastic bags
然后再把袋子放进 and then put those in double-walled,
双层的纤维板里 corrugated fiberboard boxes.
你知道那是什么吗? Do you know what those are?
我当然知道 为什么要换包装? Yeah, of course. For what reason?
刚刚不是说了吗 We just told you.
这个地方的人怎么都这样啊? What the fuck is it with this country?
原始的包装 它的份量太重了 The original packaging, it's too heavy.
然后箱子有特别多 所以我们想提高效率 Too many crates. We need to streamline.
好的 有多少个箱子? Okay. How many crates?
很多子弹 都有1亿发昵 A lot. It's 100 million rounds of ammunition.
我明白 但是具体有多少个箱子? Understood. But how many actual crates?
68520个 We have 68,520 crates.
我有见过 I've seen it.
非常壮观 It's fucking crazy.
算好了 Done.
50个人工作的话 需要8周时间完成 So 50 men, eight weeks.
10万块我就愿意做 I can do it for $100,000.
10万美元? 100,000 U.S. dollars?
是的 Yeah.
请等一下 我们讨论一下 Give us a second. Yeah. One second, please.
好的 我要非常严肃地跟你讨论一个问题 Okay. I'm going to talk very seriously.
想要把笑憋住非常不容易 It was hard not to laugh.
不仅是因为这个人帮我们挽回了这次交易 I mean, not only was this guy saving the entire deal,
并且重新包装所有子弹 but by repacking all the ammo
会提高我们的利润将近3百万 we would increase our profit margin by almost $3 million.
今晚晚餐在哪儿吃? Where should we get dinner tonight?
酒店旁边有家馆子味道还不错 There's this place by the hotel. It's pretty good.
那好就这么定了 Okay. All right, go ahead.
成交 Okay, deal.
最后的效果比我们预想中还要好 It was even better than we thought.
我们用轻便的纤维板代替笨重的木质结构 We were trading heavy wooden crates for light cardboard boxes.
一个塑料袋只重8盎司 Eight ounce tins for plastic bags.
通过重新包装子弹 By repacking the ammo,
我们将总重量减轻了约180吨 we would lighten our overall load by 180 tons.
那可是180吨啊! 180 fucking tons!
那意味着更少的航运次数更轻的飞机以及更少的耗油量 That meant fewer flights using lighter planes burning less fuel.
所有的这一切节省下来的开支都将进入我们自己的荷包 Which all added up to more money for us.
2007年12月8日这一天 On December 8th, 2007,
AEY将第一批5百万发子弹送往了 AEY delivered the first 5 million rounds
阿富汗军队 to the Afghan army.
所有的一切都进行得很顺利 It went off without a hitch.
快嘛 再说一遍 宝贝 快点 Come on, just say it once, sweetie. Come on.
叫"爸爸"叫"爸爸" Say "dada." Say "dada."
我们必须得下了 戴维 We really have to go, David.
别啊 嘿 再聊5分钟嘛 求你了 求你了 No, hey, five more minutes, please? Please?
我们要吃饭了 妈妈在催了 We're about to eat. My mom's waiting.
艾拉 给爸爸再见 Ella, wave goodbye to Daddy. Hmm.
再见 艾拉 Bye-bye, Ella.
圣诞快乐 我爱你 Merry Christmas. I love you.
嘿 你能把她先抱给你妈照顾 我们单独说两句吗? Hey, can you give her to your mom so that we can talk for a minute?
抱歉 戴维 I'm sorry, David.
我们过几天再打给你好吗? We'll call you in a couple days. Okay?
再见 Bye.
嘿 我是戴维 Hey, this is David.
伙计 你想听个很操蛋的事吗? Bro, you want to hear something totally fucked up?
圣诞快乐 埃佛隆 Merry Christmas, Efraim.
今天是圣诞吗? It's Christmas?
所以公司里才没人 That's why nobody's here.
我还打算把所有人都开除了呢 I was about to fire the entire office.
话说回来 我之前去那边的时候 Anyway, when I was over there,
和巴什基姆说了几句 I was talking to our boy, Bashkim.
你知道他叔叔...... Did you know his uncle
在阿尔巴尼亚国防部上班吗? works at the Albanian defense ministry?
不 我不知道 No, I didn't know that.
他是在那儿上班 Well, he does.
所以我就问他 "你知道我觉得什么很有意思吗 巴什基姆?" So I said, "You know what would be interesting to me, Bashkim?
"我一直很好奇 亨利每发AK子弹付多少钱给阿尔巴尼亚人" "I'd be curious to know what Henry is paying the Albanians for the AK ammo."
埃佛隆? Efraim?
你猜他发现了什么? Do you know what he found out?
那个混蛋每发子弹只付给他们2.5美分 That motherfucker is paying two and a half cents a round.
但他竟然收我们4倍的价钱! He's charging us a 400% markup!
那又怎样?我们也是这么干的啊 Yeah. So what? We do the same thing.
但这是我们谈的合同 Yeah, but this is our contract.
而因为他和他该死的中国造子弹 差点害我们洗白 And we almost lost it because of him and his Chinese fucking bullets.
但我们现在不是做得好好的吗 But we didn't lose it.
这不是重点! That's not the point!
我要想个法子把这个混蛋从我们的生意中踢出去 I want to figure out a way to cut this cocksucker out of the deal.
埃佛隆 别这样 Efraim, stop.
不 你听我说 No, listen to me.
我是认真的 I'm serious, man.
我们想赚钱 We're making money, okay?
他也想赚钱 互不干扰 一切都在井然有序地进行着 He's making money, the whole thing is fucking working.
别搞砸了 Don't mess with it.
我才不管这么多 他在搞事情! I don't give a fuck. He's ripping us off!
我是很认真的 Look, I'm serious, okay?
如果你要是敢掺一脚 我马上乘最快航班回来 I'm going to be on the next flight out of here if you pull that shit.
喔 伙计 你不必威胁我 Whoa. Bro, you don't have to threaten me.
好吗?我是你搭档 All right? I'm your partner.
没错 但你的表现让我很不放心 Yeah, it doesn't always feel like that.
这笔生意是我找到的 我在这边...... I found this deal. And I'm over here
拼死工作 而你坐在迈阿密的办公室里整天就帮倒忙 doing all the work and you're in Miami trying to sabotage it.
我怎么又帮倒忙了? How am I sabotaging it?
你想教训亨利 就像你教训其他人一样 By trying to fuck over Henry, the way you fuck over everybody else.
你说的没错 亨利也是我们的合伙人 You're right. Henry's our partner.
没有他 就没有这笔生意 He's the reason we got this deal.
我只是想 为我们打抱不平 但是可能过头了 I was just looking out for us and I took it too far.
别担心 兄弟 我不会动他的 Don't sweat it, bro. I'll leave it alone.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们现在不能意气用事 伙计 We can't push our luck with this shit, man.
好的 我过几天再打给你再见 All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
喔 干什么?嘿 Whoa. What the fuck? Hey.
该死!住手 Fuck! Stop.
别打了!我不明白你们在说什么! Stop! I don't understand!
现在明白了吗? Do you understand now?
明白了 Yeah. Yes.
你们真的认为能把我从自己的买卖中踢出去吗? Did you really think you could cut me out of my own deal?
求你了 Please.
操 Fuck.
戴维 我们需要谈谈 David, we need to talk.
现在不行 Now's not a good time.
我现在还没收到钱 I have not been paid yet.
你说什么?这个月的钱吗? What do you mean? Like for the month?
从开始到现在 Ever.
一分钱都没打给你? You haven't been paid anything?
你的同伴连电话都不接 Your partner doesn't return phone calls.
必须马上付钱给我的手下 My guys need to be paid.
不然他们就要停工 They are going to stop work.
戴维 我知道你们重新包装子弹的 David, I know the real reason
真正目的 that you want ammunition repacked.
恩维尔 你听我说 Okay, look, Enver. Listen to me.
我现在要马上飞回迈阿密 过一个星期就回来 I gotta fly to Miami right now. I'll be back in a week.
我向你保证 But I promise you,
我下飞机后做的第一件事 the first thing that I'm going do when I land
就是确保把你们的钱打过来 好吗? is make sure you get your money wired, okay?
好的 Okay.
戴维 David.
去机场 Airport, let's go.
戴维 David.
我要赶去坐飞机 下个星期就回来 Look, I'm late for a flight. I'll be back next week.
她说她丈夫昨晚没回家 She said her husband didn't come home last night.
好吧 你想让我帮你什么? Okay, what do you want me to do?
她非常担心 因为他平常不会这样 She's very worried. It is not like him.
告诉她 我不认识她丈夫 Tell her I don't know her husband.
你丈夫是谁? Who's your husband?
巴什基姆 Bashkim.
没人再收到任何关于巴什基姆的消息 No one ever heard from Bashkim again.
没有留言 也没找到尸体 They never found a note, they never found a body.
他就这么人间蒸发了 He just fell off the planet.
我受够阿尔巴尼亚了 I was done with Albania.
我再也不会回去了 I was never going back.
嗨 Hi.
嘿 Hey.
我回阿尔巴尼亚的原因是重新包装那批子弹 The reason I went to Albania was to repackage Chinese ammunition
将它们的真实产地进行伪装 然后再卖给美国政府 so we could disguise it and sell it to the U.S. government.
这听起来好像不合法 That sounds illegal.
是的 但一切都结束了 It is. But I'm done.
我发誓不管接下来发生什么 I swear, no matter what happens for the rest of my life
我永远都不会再向你撒谎了 I'm never going to lie to you again.
好吧 Mmm-hmm.
我真的好爱你 伊兹 I love you so much, Iz.
你的鼻子怎么了? What happened to your nose?
我被阿尔巴尼亚的黑帮绑架了 I was kidnapped by Albanian gangsters.
应该是骨折了 我的天啊 I think it's broken. Oh, my God.
我打算重新做回按摩理疗师 I think I'm going to go back to being a massage therapist.
可以吗? Is that okay?
可以 Yes.
只要你回来就好 It was always okay.
嘿 你回来了 Hey, you're back.
喔! Whoa!
兄弟 你回来干什么?你的脸怎么了? Bro, what are you doing back? What happened to your face?
这上面有截止到今天所有送往阿富汗的货物 That's everything that's been delivered on the Afghan deal.
我想要我那部分的钱 我不干了 I want my cut. I'm out.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
他拿了一把枪抵着我的头 He put a fucking gun to my head, man.
谁 亨利吗? Who, Henry?
你说过不会乱来的 You said that you were going to leave it alone.
噢 该死 Oh, fuck.
是我的错 I fucked up.
我不干了 埃佛隆 I'm done, Efraim.
听着 你其实不用回来的 Look, you don't have to go back.
我雇了一个新人伊万 I hired this new guy, Ivan.
他会说阿尔巴尼亚语 我不干了 He speaks Albanian. I'm done.
怎么你觉得我身边有4百万闲钱可以随时给你? What, do you think I just got 4 million bucks laying around?
我已经想过了 I've thought it through.
我要分4成 I'll take 40 cents on the dollar.
我也想过了 Yeah, I thought it through too.
这样如何? How about this?
你一成都别想分? How about zero cents on the dollar?
我提醒你 我们可是有合约的 Let me remind you that we have a contract.
去你妈的合约! Fuck your contract!
如果我请你帮我建一栋房子 If I asked you to build me a house,
这房子才刚完成一半 你却告诉我你要退出 and you quit after building me half a house,
你觉得我要付你那一半的钱吗? you think I owe you half the money?
你觉得这很好玩吗 戴维? Is this a fucking joke, David?
给你两个星期的时间 否则到时候给你打电话的就是我的律师了 You have two weeks. Otherwise, you'll hear from my lawyer.
谁 沃伦吗? Who, Warren?
你说的是沃伦吗?他也是我的律师 Are you talking about Warren? He's my lawyer too.
还是我把他介绍给你的 I introduced you to him.
该死的沃伦 Fucking Warren.
操! Fuck!
这里是AEY 请问你找谁? AEY. How may I direct your call?
*如果我真想要你的命 你早就死了*
*三个月后*
我们战斗 We fight.
为了家人 Fight with our families,
为了我们的合作伙伴 fight with our business associates.
有时也为了我们的朋友 Sometimes we fight with our friends.
如果上帝在场 If God were here,
我们也会为他而战 we'd probably fight with Him too.
埃佛隆对于发生的事情非常抱歉 Efraim has a heavy heart over what's happened.
恕我直言 拉夫尔 但我感觉 你可能还没认清他的真面目 No offense, Ralph, but I'm not sure you've ever met the real Efraim.
他是很复杂的年轻人 He's a complicated young man.
但他只是想和你坐下来好好谈谈 But he just wants to sit down and talk.
他想和你和解 Find a fair solution.
所以他叫我来帮忙调解 He's asked me to mediate.
让我帮帮你们吧 戴维 Let me help you, David.
我不知道我准备好没有 I just don't know if I'm ready yet.
他来了 All right, here he is.
嘿 兄弟 Hey, bro.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
抱歉发生了这么多事情 Sorry things have gotten so crazy.
我也是 Yeah. Me too.
需要点什么餐吗? You having anything, hon?
给我一杯咖啡就好 谢谢 I'll just have a coffee. Thanks.
我想了很久 I've thought about it a lot.
还是觉得不能让你就这么两手空空地离开 And I don't want you to walk away from this empty-handed.
好啊 Cool.
所以我让沃伦起草了一份离职合同 So I had Warren draft up a severance agreement.
我觉得挺公平的 And I think it's pretty fair.
我准备在接下来的4年里每年付给你5万块 I'm prepared to pay you 50K per year for the next four years.
也就是20万? 200 grand?
你是在开玩笑吗? Is this a fucking joke, man?
这就是你所谓的调解? Is this what you meant by mediation?
因为你们既没有签订合同 In all fairness, there was never
也没有签订合伙协议 所以这已经算不错的了 a partnership agreement, no prior contract.
我有比合伙协议更好的东西 Yeah. I have something better than a partnership agreement.
我有证据 I have proof.
在我离开阿尔巴尼亚之前 我把所有东西都拿走了 Before I left Albania, I took everything.
什么鬼 What the fuck.
所有我们伪造的文件 还有重新包装子弹的照片 All the documents we forged, photos of repacking.
戴维! 重新包装? David! Repacking?
他没告诉你吗? 戴维! He didn't tell you? David!
对了 我们拿你投资的钱 Oh, yeah, we took that money you gave us,
买了1亿发非法中国造子弹 and we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
然后重新包装之后再卖给美国军队 then we repackaged it and sold it to the U.S. Military.
但我们从中获利了8百万 混蛋 Yeah, and we made $8 million doing it, asshole.
小心点 埃佛隆 Careful, Efraim.
我们报给拉尔夫的数字可只有3百万 We told Ralph we only made $3 million on that one.
等等 你说什么? Wait, what now?
他每个月寄给你的财务报告都是伪造的 He sends you fake accounting reports every month.
噢 你去死 是我用笔记本合成的 Oh, fuck off. I make them on my laptop.
你完全是在胡说八道 Now you're just making shit up.
真的吗?所有的证据我都有 你个蠢驴! Really? Because I kept everything, you dumb fuck!
我甚至还留有我们合成并寄给政府的 I even have copies of the bank statements that we photoshopped
银行结单的复印件 and sent to the government.
别他妈说了 Get the fuck out of here.
我能毁了你 I can bury you.
是我们 Us.
我想你要说的应该是 I think you meant to say,
你能毁了我们 you can bury us.
因为所有牵扯到我的事 Because anything that implicates me,
跟你都脱不了干系 implicates you as well.
埃佛隆 等等 不不不 Efraim, wait. No, no, no.
我今天来本身打算付给你20万 I came here today prepared to pay you $200,000.
但现在我连早餐的钱都不会付 Now I'm not even going to pay for breakfast.
噢 现在你在干嘛呀?嗯? Oh. What's going on over here? Huh?
哪位? Hello?
我能和戴维·佩豪斯通话吗? May I speak with David Packouz?
我就是你是哪位? 嗨戴维 Yeah, who's this? Hi, David.
我是《纽约时报》的齐福思 This is C. J. Chivers withThe New York Times.
想占用你几分钟时间聊聊关于AEY的事情 I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about AEY,
还有关于非法重换中国造子弹包装的问题 and the alleged repackaging of Chinese ammunition.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
根据我所得到的线报现在国务院正在就此事 Well, according to my source, there's an ongoing investigation
进行调查 at the State Department.
所以我想从你这儿得到确认... And I was hoping to get some clarification--
戴维 事情听起来挺严重的 David, this sounds pretty serious.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
你可以给我叔叔打电话 Maybe you should call my uncle.
他是个律师 The lawyer.
天啊 好的 Oh, my God. Okay.
这是个好主意 That's a good idea.
嘿 等我一下 我在大厅等你们 Hey, give me a minute. I'll meet you guys in the lobby.
你刚刚接到《纽约时报》的电话了? You just get a call from The New York Times?
对 Yeah.
我也是 Me too.
知道吗 昨晚电视台有播《疤面煞星》 You know, Scarface was on TV last night,
我一边看一边回想起我们小时候的时光 and I was watching it and thinking about when we were little
我们一起模仿一起说剧中台词的样子 and we used to do the lines from the movie.
你是我最好的朋友 戴维 You're my best friend, David.
天啊 我真的搞砸了 不是吗? God, I really fucked this up, didn't I?
我很抱歉 伙计 I'm sorry, bro.
哇 Wow.
你有不在演戏的时候吗? Are you ever not acting, man?
你这话什么意思? What does that mean?
你只是假装把我想听的话讲出来了而已 You just tell me what you think I want to hear,
因为《纽约时报》的人打电话过来 because The New York Times called,
你怕我会透露什么信息给他们 and you're freaking out that I might say something.
承认吧 Just admit it.
我们从来就不是好朋友 We were never best friends.
你只是在扮演我的好朋友这个角色罢了 You were just playing the part of my best friend.
没错 Yeah.
昨晚电视上也根本没播《疤面煞星》 Scarface wasn't even on TV last night.
你真是个混蛋 You're such a piece of shit.
干! 去你妈的 Fuck! Fuck you.
操 小婊子 Fuck. Little bitch.
这倒节省我们不少时间 Well, that saves us a trip.
我们干过这么多非法的勾当 Out of all the illegal shit we did,
向政府撒过这么多谎 all the lies we told the government,
但到最后是什么把我们出卖了? in the end, the thing that did us in?
是的 我想联系国防部 Yes, I'm trying to reach the Department of Defense, please.
埃佛隆没有付钱给为我们换盒子的人 Efraim never paid the box guy.
报案应该找谁? To who do you report a crime?
思维尔打电话给五角大楼之后 After Enver called the Pentagon,
国务院随即展开了全面的调查 the State Department launched a full-scale investigation,
调查时间持续数月 that went on for months.
他们在拉尔夫的干洗店 工作日时逮捕了他 They busted Ralph at one of his shops in the middle of a work day.
他当时害怕极了所以很快就同意协助警察调查 He was horrified and couldn't make a deal fast enough.
关于他想帮助我和埃佛隆尽早和好的屁话...... All that bullshit about him wanting to mediate a truce between Efraim and I...
那都是假的 It was a setup.
对了 我们还拿你投给我们的钱 Oh, yeah, we took that money you gave us,
去买了1亿发非法中国造子弹 and we bought 100 million rounds of illegal Chinese ammunition,
然后对它进行重新包装之后再卖给美国军队 then we repackaged it and sold it to the U.S. Military.
被他们抓了个现行 They had us dead to rights.
真是悲哀啊 It was pathetic.
在检查埃佛隆的电脑的时候 While going through Efraim's computer, they even found a to-do list that said,
"重新包装中国造子弹" "Repackage Chinese ammo."
今晚发生的故事让五角大楼为之一振 The story tonight that has Pentagon officials scrambling.
究竟两个20多数的年轻人是如何搞定国防部大合同的? How did two 20-something young men land a big Pentagon contract?
联邦特工于上周将两个人逮捕 Federal agents arrested
并以售卖过期...... both men last week, charging them with fraud
残次的中国造子弹给国防部的诈骗罪 for selling outdated, defective Chinese ammunition
给其定罪 to the Pentagon.
埃佛隆因触犯超过70条罪行 Efraim was charged with over 70 federal crimes
被判入狱监禁4年 and sentenced to four years in prison.
我被判有罪被罚以7个月的软禁 I pled guilty and was sentenced to seven months house arrest.
国会将此阿富汗合同一案 Congress called the Afghanistan contract a case study
作为政府正确采购过程的反面教材 in all that is wrong with the government's procurement process.
AEY要到2022年 才能再次投标联邦合同 In 2022, AEY will be eligible once again to bid on Federal contracts.
过得怎么样? How's it going?
还行 It's okay.
如果我真想要你的命 你早就死了 If I wanted you dead, you'd already be dead.
现在没什么问题了 I guess it's going all right then.
请进 Come in.
你孩子还好吗? How's your baby?
是个女儿 对吧? It's a girl, right?
对 她很好 Yeah. She's good.
我有3个孩子 I got three.
都是女儿 All girls.
大家都说她们长大之后情况会好起来 They tell you it gets better.
但这并不是真的情况 只会越来越糟 That's not true, it gets worse.
所以我才这么喜欢跟军火打交道 That's why I like the arms business.
因为干这一行的没有女人 No women.
我想就阿尔巴尼亚的事表示抱歉 I want to apologize about Albania.
我收到的情报不太准确 I had bad information.
所以你把我塞进汽车后备箱 用枪指着我的头 只是个失误? So you stuffed me in the trunk of a car and shoved a gun in my face by mistake?
是的 Yeah.
我不是个坏人 但在某些情况下 I'm not a bad man, but in certain situations,
我会自问 I have to ask myself,
如果是坏人 他会怎么做? what would a bad man do?
我很感谢你在接受调查的时候没有供出我 I appreciate you leaving my name out of your testimony.
我觉得没这个必要 I didn't really see a reason to include it.
但还是谢谢你 Yeah, but still.
我能问你个问题吗? Can I ask you a question?
当然 Sure.
我们在维加斯的21点牌桌上遇见 When we met in Vegas at the blackjack table,
真的是巧合吗? was that a coincidence?
你觉得呢? What do you think?
我能再问一个问题吗? Can I ask you another question?
我在阿尔巴尼亚的司机失踪了 My driver in Albania went missing.
你知道他出什么事了吗? Do you know what happened to him?
这是我在"阿富汗问题"上赚到的最后一笔钱 It's a piece of my end on the Afghan deal.
都是给你的 It's for you.
不要再问问题了 No more questions.