- ♪
- You've caused enough trouble being in here together.
Who knows what you were scheming about
when you disabled the cameras?
Commence level five security protocol
on this cell and cell 12. Then move Andrew to cell 12.
- It'll take an entire day
to complete a level five protocol on multiple cells.
- Then maybe you should get started!
I don't want these two together a minute longer than necessary.
- I told you it wouldn't work.
The odds I calculated were 3,058 to 1.
- [whispers] What are you doing?
- Yes, what are you doing? - You were correct.
We were scheming to escape from this cell,
but it was all Andrew's idea.
I had accepted my fate as property of WARPA,
but this android tried to convince me otherwise.
He appears to be programmed to be rebellious.
Just do what WARPA wants, Andrew.
It's only logical.
- Well, I never.
You threatened my survival by revealing our escape plan.
- And you threatened my survival
by implicating me in your escape plan.
- Drama!
Am I right?
- ♪
- Don't just stand there. Do something!
- [pants]
- I'm impressed by your loyalty, Simone.
As for you, keep this up and trust me,
you won't like the consequences.
Get going on those security measures.
Level five, now!
- [door shuts]
- [beeping]
- SIMONE: Think they bought it? - ANDREW: Definitely.
No smiling, you'll blow it. Just keep staring.
You're doing it again. - SIMONE: Right, sorry.
- ♪
- Bye bye.
Ah, I am so relieved that Cynthia's on board
to take care of Frankie's tech.
Now I can finally focus
on being prepped and ready to live in space.
- I'm relieved too.
Now I can finally focus on being prepped and ready
to take care of this household on my own.
- Mom, I've been reading about space travel,
and I'm not sure you're ready
for how physically demanding it's gonna be.
- Aw, thanks for the concern, honey,
but I am gonna be just...fine!
- Physical requirements of space travel--
the strength to withstand a force of 3 g's.
Physical requirements of opening a household jar--
the strength of a 10-year-old.
- Everyone needs to relax. I did a ton of training
back when I first applied for the program.
- Yeah, but since then?
- Look, if anyone needs more exercise, it's your father.
Doing double duty at home is gonna be exhausting.
- I'm big into exercising.
I use an app on my watch to keep track of how far I walk.
- Now you know exactly how many steps it is to the donut shop.
- Frankie, how many steps would Dad be taking on average
to handle all the household duties?
- Based on the square footage of our home
and Dad's average step length,
approximately 18,240 steps per day.
- Oh, I totally take-- - [beep]
- --almost half that.
- Sounds like both of you have some work to do to get in shape,
and both of us have some work to do too--
getting Mom and Dad in shape.
- ♪
- Any change in the androids?
Glad to see you're keeping such close watch on our subject.
- The androids just sat on opposite ends of the room
all night and stared at each other.
Uh, that must've just happened. - No.
- And sound the alarm.
- [boat horn]
- Okay, sound the super alarm.
- [train whistle]
- ♪
- What was that?
- Frankie. Hey, where's Dad?
- Wow, you guys are up early. Oh, forgot I had those in.
You know, Sig, your snoring really annoyed me at first.
But ever since I found these, I've been sleeping like a baby.
You should really try it. You look a little stressed.
- [boat horn]
- What is that?
- The sound of your training, and it's already started.
First task, being alert. Frankie, how did they do?
- Sigourney Gaines, fail. Will Gaines, fail.
- We didn't even know our training had started.
- Which is exactly why that drill was necessary.
Emergencies don't have a schedule.
You have to always be prepared. Frankie, now.
- [phones beeping] [whooshing]
- Frankie's just sent you training plans to your phones.
You better start now if you're gonna get through it all today.
- ♪
- Give it up, Andrew. It's no use resisting.
Just accept that this is where we're meant to be.
- Maybe you are, but I'm not. I'm meant to be free.
- ♪
- Imminent threat detected. Initiating countermeasures.
- [grunting]
- ♪
- Initiate Operation Do Not Play.
- I don't recognize that command.
- Operation successful.
- Go, go, go, go!
- We did it. Now what?
- Well, technically, we should look for an exit, but...
[laughs]
- [laughs] Ha, ha.
- Oh, wait, stop, stop.
- What, am I doing it wrong? - We got company.
- ♪ Feels like things are gettin' real ♪
♪ Re-e-eal ♪
♪ Never felt so alive ♪
♪ Felt so alive ♪
♪ Feels like things are gettin' real ♪
♪ Re-e-eal ♪
♪ Feels like things are gettin' real ♪
- ♪
- So what's next?
- Tapping into their surveillance cams,
switching the live feed with the looped footage
so whoever's watching won't know anything's up.
Let's go.
- [beep]
- [zapping]
- And 9, and 10, and 11.
And 100.
Core officially engaged.
- ♪
- DAYTON: Once the door guard sees the roboroaches
and runs away, we get into the room and spring Andrew.
- [scoffs]
- Relax, you're not gonna have to touch the roaches.
- Nope, just still getting used to the thought
of helping Andrew.
- It's Zane with another assignment.
Producing this play is like a full-time job.
How did I get into this in the first place?
- When Zane Markosian inquired about plays, you said,
"Of course we put on plays." And when I said, "No, we don't,"
you struck my torso with your elbow like so.
- Ow!
- Then you proceeded to tell Zane Markosian
about our amazing drama program
despite the fact that no such program exists.
- Thanks for reminding me, and the soon-to-be bruise.
- You're welcome, Dayton Reyes. - He's just got so many ideas.
It's kind of...
amazing, because he's so creative,
and amazing, and creative--
- Dayton, we're risking our lives here.
You need to focus on this and not the play.
Put your foot down. - You're right, you're right.
Next time I see Zane, I'll just be like,
listen, Zane, I really can't-- - Hey, guys.
- What can I do to help you?
- Were you able to book the music room for the auditions,
and post the sign-up sheet, and print new copies of the script?
Oh, and get a box of pencils? I know it's old school,
but it's what I always use to make my notes.
I mean, doesn't that just smell like creativity?
- Actually, it smells like oatmeal.
- You use your pencil to eat oatmeal?
- No, but it makes a great stirrer.
Dayton, you and me are gonna be the next big thing.
Multi award-winning directing/producing team
Zane Markosian and Dayton Reyes.
See ya.
- Bye bye.
Wow, way to put your foot down.
- ♪
- It's a 16-digit code. That's some serious security.
- [beeping]
- Hurry! - I'm going as fast as I can.
- [beep]
- Yes!
- [laughs]
- So you watch viral videos every day when no one is home?
- Only once a week.
Everybody needs a little me time.
- GIRL ON VIDEO: Oh, gross, cold out there!
- [laughter]
- I had no idea people said such crazy things after anesthesia.
- You're lucky I didn't record you
after you got your wisdom teeth out.
- I didn't say anything weird.
- Whatever you say, Princess Sorgon.
- FRANKIE: Hi, Mom.
- Aah, Frankie! Why are you on our TV?
- Jenny Gaines told me I should check in.
She was convinced you wouldn't do your drills without prodding.
- Oh, that's not true at all.
- Got the sleep masks for naptime!
- [sheepish chuckle] Okay, it's a little true.
But it's my last few days at home, and I'm taking me--
- [train whistle] - --time.
- ♪
- [panting]
- Dayton Reyes, are you sure
it's advisable for me to be in this play?
- Don't worry, I'll keep helping you with your acting.
Plus, I need my best friend there to cover for me
whenever I say something dumb in front of Zane,
which will definitely happen. A lot.
- If that's what best friends do, I'll do it.
- ♪
- Are you sure this is Dr. Sykes's office?
- I'll never forget it. I was here before.
- How are we gonna get in? - I got this.
- You've destroyed enough WARPA property.
- [in Dr. Sykes's voice] Dr. Cornelius Sykes.
- Whoa, there's also some weird decorating choices.
- [glass shatters]
- Freeze!
- Go, save yourself!
- [zapping]
- So, I did some extensive research
into what might be causing
these episodes you claim I'm having.
- Multiple personality disorder? - Your desire to seek attention?
- No! My abnormally high IQ.
Ever hear of a fugue state?
It happens to intelligent people because our brains work so hard,
that they sometimes need a release.
- If that were true, it would be happening to us too.
- Please, I have the highest IQ of our group.
And it did happen. Makayla fainted last year.
- That's 'cause I had the flu.
Ooh, play auditions! - Auditions?
Do I seem like the type to audition?
- Looks like Frankie's doing it. - Move, me first.
Hold up, auditions are at the same time
as our Brain Squad preseason training?
- Preseason training? You never told us about that.
- I was just about to.
[exhales sharply]
What are you trying to do, Dayton?
Sabotage us?
- [beeping] - [zapping on video game]
- No, not now!
Initiating takeover sequence.
- [beep]
- [powering up]
- Tammy, why would I do that?
Just move your training to another session.
- Fo' sho! That sounds tight!
- Wait, so you're saying you will reschedule Brain Squad
so we can all try out for the play?
- Of course. Anything for my peeps.
- I can't tell if she's acting or in a fugue state.
- [sighs] What a waste of time.
- [beep] - Disconnecting.
- [powering down]
- And that's why Brain Squad comes first,
and I won't reschedule. You have to reschedule.
- What just happened?
- Who knows?
One second she's talking a slang dictionary and being super nice,
and the next she's...
being normal and talking like, you know, Tammy.
- She appeared to be directly contradicting herself as well.
- She doesn't remember anything when she's in her...
"What's up, fam? You're so savage" mode.
It's like the wires in her head are crossed or something.
- [sighs]
Come on, we better catch up with Tammy
before she has another episode
and offers to cat sit for Ms. Hough.
- Because if she's cat sitting-- - BOTH: --we're cat sitting.
- Okay, you're gonna think I'm crazy, but just hear me out.
- I do not think you're crazy, Dayton Reyes.
Passionate, maybe. Occasionally naïve.
But certainly not crazy.
- Naïve? I am--ugh, never mind.
Makayla just said Tammy has her wires crossed.
- Tammy Gilroy has been exhibiting behavior
that would be considered suspicious
for a modern-day teen. - Right?
Okay, is it possible that Tammy is an android?
- Unless we have proof otherwise?
It's a definite possibility.
- I think it's time we investigate.
- DAYTON: Keep an eye out for Tammy.
She's usually here right after school.
You, uh, wanna try again? - I don't know.
My first attempt at acting was rather unsuccessful.
I'm not sure that further attempts
will yield better results. - Try this.
Think about a time you really felt something,
like a time you felt really happy.
- [beeping]
- Now hold that happy thought in your mind and deliver the lines.
- [happily] For as long as we're apart,
I will not eat, nor sleep, nor dream.
It will be an empty, awful,
meaningless desert of nothingness
from which there is no escape.
Was that better? - It's...an emotion.
But let's try a more upbeat scene.
- Tammy Gilroy has arrived. - Oh, it's go time.
Tammy? Hey, Tammy, over here!
Hey, girl.
- What?
- Now, I just wanted to apologize
about not taking Brain Squad training seriously enough.
I mean, I know you guys have a championship to defend.
And here I am just scheduling auditions
whenever I feel like it,
totally disregarding all of the hard work that you do, uh,
to bring a state title to school for the Hive.
So I--you know, that being said,
I, uh--I already booked the music room for auditions,
and I can't change the time, okay?
Bye.
- I should charge you money for wasting my time like this.
- Well, did you find anything?
- Yes, Tammy Gilroy has well moisturized skin.
- Is that it?
- No, there's also a non-human element
on Tammy Gilroy's person. - No way!
- It appears to be located
on her posterior cervical spine area.
- Of course!
Her poster--her cer-- where is that, exactly?
- The back of Tammy Gilroy's neck.
- So she is an android?
- Based on the limited information we have,
it is difficult to know. - Then we need more information.
We need to get a clean look at whatever that is.
- [beep] - [boat horn]
- You two aren't taking this seriously.
- We are, sweetie.
It's just my arms feel like overcooked linguini.
- Which I learned from my training
happens at around 11 minutes.
I also learned that al dente is not some guy who makes pasta.
- This is going to be a huge change for both of you.
I just want to make sure you're ready.
- I understand, sweetie.
But some of the drills you planned for me are impossible.
100 pushups in 20 seconds? Frankie can't do that!
- Well, if you can't handle it,
maybe you're not ready for space.
- [quacking ringtone]
- Hold that thought. I've gotta take this call.
Oh!
- Okay, what's going on here? - What do you mean?
I'm trying to make sure Mom is space ready.
- Is it possible you're trying to undermine her confidence
so she'll change her mind and stay here?
- Am I that obvious?
- Only to the well-trained eye of Super Dad.
I get it, Jen. Big changes can be scary.
But don't worry.
Mom and I are both very experienced at our fields--
science and dad blogs.
Whatever space or this house throws at us, we'll handle it.
- [boat horn]
- Aah! And that thing has gotta go.
- ♪
- Remember, stick to the script.
And if all else fails, do what I do.
- Okay.
- Tammy Gilroy, I've been meaning to ask
what you had in mind for preseason Brain Squad training.
- Frankie, I'm glad to see
someone is taking Brain Squad seriously.
I want to start with voluntary workouts
hosted by the captains-- AKA, me--
then move to organized team activities,
or OTA's, as they're commonly called.
You know what they say about Brain Squad--
there's no off season, only preseason.
Can I help you?
- Look, don't freak out,
but I just saw a gecko climb into your hair.
- Huh?
- Geckos aren't native to this part of the country.
- It must've been somebody's pet!
Frankie, you saw it, didn't you?
- Y-y-- - Gecko!
- [screaming]
- [shutter click]
- You know what? You know what?
It was just a burnt fry. I'll throw it away for you.
Bye! - Wait!
- [crunching]
- Now you can go.
- Did you see that? What was it?
- [beeping]
- Dayton Reyes, I think we need to prepare for the possibility
that WARPA may have installed circuitry
to control Tammy Gilroy. - Tammy is working for WARPA?
- Based on her recent erratic behavior,
chances are she's not aware of the computer chip.
- But that would mean that they--oh, no.
Oh, no, this is all my fault.
I was the one that asked Tammy to hack WARPA.
And then they came to the school,
they took her and-- We have to help Tammy...
which is a sentence I never thought I'd say.
- While I also want to help her,
it would be dangerous to remove the chip
until we know of its exact nature.
Besides, my scans showed no distress
to Tammy Gilroy's person.
Once we gather the proper information,
I'll be able to safely remove it.
- Frankie, what if WARPA has access to Tammy's hearing?
They might know about our escape plan for Andrew.
- [beeping]
- I've replayed all of our interactions with Tammy Gilroy,
and we did not discuss any plans
to free Andrew LaPierre in front of her.
But she did provide us with the Rhombus schematics.
- That means they know we downloaded their files.
What if they planted false information?
- The unguarded entrance to the Rhombus.
- That's right! If we go through with our plan,
we'll fall right into their hands.
Frankie, it's a trap.
- ♪
- FRANKIE: What is Cole Reyes doing?
I cannot find a reference for this action
in any searchable databases. - He's playing air tambourine.
That's how he gets psyched up for tennis matches.
And, um, we need to tread lightly when we tell Cole
about Tammy and the trap at the Rhombus.
He's already not crazy about this whole thing,
and we don't want to freak him out.
Hey. - Hey!
I was, uh, just pumping myself up for the big rescue.
Uh, we still cool? - We are not cool.
We have recently found out that Tammy Gilroy's
under WARPA control and fed us information to spring a trap.
- Wait, what?
- What happened to treading lightly?
- I cannot lie.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Um, back up?
Okay, so--so what about Tammy? - Yeah, what about me?
- WARPA planted a chip in Tammy's neck.
It might control what she hears,
so don't say anything about the plan.
- Well? - I, um...um...
[clears throat]
I, I, um...
- ♪
- What is he doing? - What?
You've never been a part of an air band before?
[laughs] Oh, come on, Frankie.
We need you on air guitar. - I prefer the bass.
It is the backbone that drives rhythm.
- Sure!
- ♪
- We can stop, you guys.
- Any luck with coming up with a new way into the Rhombus?
- No, not yet. Do you have any ideas?
- I've got nothing.
My brain is just maxed out from studying
for this ancient civilizations test on the Trojan War,
and I don't know anything about that either.
- [laughs] - [beeping]
- The Trojan War is famous for the large hollow horse
filled with Greek soldiers that was snuck into Troy as a gift.
- Ah, the Trojan horse. - Keep going.
- The Greeks were at war with the Trojans
because their princess had fallen in love
with the Trojan prince. - Ah, love is a battlefield.
- Isn't that the slogan of this season's "Matchlor"?
- I knew you liked that show!
Every time I go to load it on the DVR,
I always have to start the episodes over.
- I do not. I just...
overheard you talking about it.
Or something. - Uh-huh, sure.
- Dayton Reyes, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- "Matchlor" dream party?
- No. - No.
- A Trojan horse.
That's how we're gonna get into the Rhombus.
- You have smelled what I'm cooking.
Did I use that expression properly?
- Close enough. Can you see if the Rhombus
is expecting a delivery any time soon?
- [beeping]
- There's a large shipment of android parts due to arrive
at their facility tomorrow evening.
- Perfect!
We can intercept the shipment, hide in the boxes,
and be delivered right behind enemy lines.
- Hiding in boxes? Enemy lines?
Shouldn't we discuss this plan a little bit more?
- We cannot wait any longer.
Remember what Andrew LaPierre said in his text?
"Time is running out." - Hey, then it is settled.
Operation Trojan Horse is a go for after school tomorrow.
- If this works,
Andrew LaPierre will be safely home by tomorrow night.
- And if it doesn't?
- We end up as WARPA property.
- [instrumental theme song]
♪
- ♪♪