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dear Leah so today is three months since
we broke up and it got me thinking so
what happened hurt its history Mina and
I'm doing great and I hope you are too
should be yep what in the world do you
think you're doing does it look like I'm
doing
destroying every last ounce of your
day-to-day letter-by-letter whoa whoa
whoa hey I was just right now hey how
you doing no Thalia that's a the point
that is Yeah right there is none have
you suddenly forgotten that she cheated
on you with your best friend I thought
you were my best friend I am now because
I would never run off with her wannabe
actress ex-girlfriend who sliced your
heart into a thousand pieces with an
exacto knife I've moved on
why can't you so what's the noontime
rating so far lunch solid eight ladies
underwhelming for what do you hate when
the sandwiches are twice as good as a
woman hmm
it's all hunger I am
hands down better than my sandwich okay
I have just seen my destiny
all due respect sport there's gonna be a
line a mile off
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she just smiled at me I'm a firm
believer that nothing can keep you from
being the one that you're destined to be
with so go after her
chat her up sweep her off her feet by to
the wedding if we're meant to meet it'll
just happen there happen naturally no
yeah just like all the other fantastic
women you've met you know naturally cool
she's gonna be different
Hey look that card visit mystery site
see the bumper sticker yeah look at that
but it doesn't have a question work it
just has these swirls I go back to tide
well that's very mysterious huh mom do
you think there are aliens at mystery
site or maybe dinosaurs maybe the aliens
brought the dinosaurs maybe my dad is
there too these are just trial ads we've
got a budget we nail it nail this
hemolysis more pizza coupons there were
folks groups
hey lady my destiny
he read this way
you remember I told you I'd meet her
again yeah but if you want to meet her
you know you have to actually meet her
there's a roofie with you Swami you know
twice as big in this mom I probably step
on a nail that meant something definite
it's all the games passes all kinds of
events and parties so far it's been a
pretty cool job Wow oh you should take
down my email address anyone
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ready it's C Anderson one word at g1/s
e-comm for okay we read about you can
see Anderson at g1s c.com Oh yep
starving thank you enjoy what you call
fate oh and it's a mess time yet let's
Anderson with me an ensign away I just
talked to her
my name is Ben you're the girl of my
dreams who likes been arrested like with
me I think I hi I'm Ben coming this way
here's think
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top five reasons I'm your secret admirer
number five because ii am the perfect
time to do something that scares you
death
hey eat up little man
i want to get to work early okay you're
getting your usual today
good what's up my dad like peanut butter
and jelly well who doesn't
[Music]
okay here you go
mom oh okay
what is cool
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I love you too
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hey mommy morning to late morning again
is Jim in yet yeah I think he's game
starts at 9:00 and Charlie not 9:15 yeah
I I'm sorry Jim the freeway was a
parking lot there was an accident
actually Jim um the 405 was totally
backed up this morning it took me 30
minutes just get here from Doheny
well I guess I got to factor that in
just remember ladies if all our players
are in position
the game ain't on okay thank you for
that
Oh Jim is just a big softy hey how goes
the train program Oh everybody's been
really nice yeah I'm jim says it's a
total spring lowered it to the majors so
it felt cool Charlie Charlie where are
the Summer Music Jam reports they're on
your desk in a folder marked Summer
Music Jam reports
okay cool and I fixed all your grammar
and corrected your text that's a little
workhorse
so tell me about Chloe Anderson
[Music]
Wow sorry that I'm late
oh you look like you had a night uh no a
morning actually Luke's officially a man
he wouldn't let me kiss him goodbye at
school oh well brace yourself honey it's
a long haul yeah
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top five reasons I'm your secret admirer
let me guess the Badger sold an email to
mystery girl and he got back a big fat
goose egg
okay well I said that you know last
night and what I said it was very late
yeah well whatever if you don't hear
back by lunchtime a goose egg is cooked
now not organized yeah
number four because I brush up against a
thousand strangers a day but it wasn't
until I saw you that I realized I was
alone number three because I see poetry
in your soul number two because I see
light in your eyes and number one
because you take my breath away for
things you should know about me number
one I am NOT nor have I ever been a
player number two never hooked up on
line number three I make a killer pesto
sauce number four I believe in true love
thanks for showing this to me yeah at
first I wasn't gonna show anybody right
what do you think I think either he's
the greatest guy in the world or big
trouble yeah forget I'm not writing him
back did I say that ladies
mr. Perla fitness meeting has been
pushed up and we've got changes and what
is that Friday night
it's called I'm your boss I'm married
I'm old enough to be your mother and
you're old enough to know better now how
do they fit all that in the bottle
[Music]
all right click this yo baby give me a
coffee light two sugars
I never might not get myself well I
guess we know he's not my secret admirer
yeah but who is
[Music]
those are gorgeous are they yours
someone just sent them no note or
anything it's really a mistake well
maybe you have a secret admirer oh my
gosh they'd be so romantic and you
wouldn't worry that they were weird or
what and I'm not fun game one
yeah okay
No
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do I know you
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Oh
Melek it's her it's her she wrote she
writes she has written me no way yes way
what'd you say oh why did I you know I
don't know buddy yet are you waiting for
open it do I know you
I said what was wrong with honey now
that that's that's a very valid question
there's actually bursting with
enthusiasm but it's a start tell me that
already answering that is exactly what
I'm doing
no but I'm fascinated by you isn't that
a great place to start
no the sooner she gets to know the real
means better
no but I'm fascinated by you isn't that
a great place to start
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there are a million reasons I should not
be writing it back and five reasons why
I am listen to this listen to this
Lizabeth number five because I've never
had a secret admirer and I'm choosing to
believe you're not a complete psycho
first mistake
she's a reverend I love that number four
because I could eat my body weight in
good pesto sauce
number three because I like your choice
of words well this is good this this is
a good one number two because you make
me feel alive number one number one
because I'd like to think that I also
believe in true up all that yeah you got
that right
hang on but the fact remains that I have
no idea who you are or even what you
look like
distinct disadvantage considering you
seem to know exactly who I am
frankly it's a little creepy well it is
maybe she's under a picture no no no
pictures this thing goes south and she
recognize you on the street she's gonna
punch lights out
to the point then she concludes with and
while I'm definitely not comfortable
meeting in person I may be open to
getting to know you better through words
way before there was C Anderson actually
way way before there was you there was
my first major crush miss Jackson my
sixth-grade teacher
hey you're the big news oh yeah
are you a cyber guy a little bit I don't
know what I'm doing
tell me everything so what's big news
well howdy neighbor Chloe got promoted
to coordinator seems like Jim likes some
of her marketing ideas sis the extra
credit thing crazy huh
congratulations you must be thrilled and
shocked in a little overwhelmed but
whatever I'm ready to dive in don't
forget Chloe anything you need just as
Charlie horse which is I go through gal
around here now on a different note you
and I promotional lunch one o'clock what
do you say yeah all right
all right you don't have to me hey your
laundry is done kiddo come get it huh
you know what to do it there right hmm
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you weren't the only one with the
teacher crush mine was my eighth-grade
math teacher mr. Duncan only one word
could describe him perfect turns out
another word could also describe him
shoplifter my best friend is my dog
Bowie after David of course and he has
one blue eye and one brown eye my
weirdest job I've had more women in my
life than most I was a child superstar
in my mind I was a star athlete not
dessert
I love pie you who doesn't love pie
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who's the genius oh yeah that's right
I'm a genius
oh yeah yeah yours for almost as good
money
what jump-started your creative engine
oh yeah the elationship relations right
this will be priority thank you two of
those
[Applause]
for you uh for me from him your secret
admirer aka me it's just a small thank
you for helping me edit my proposal oh
well thank you
Chloe they're beautiful you look freaked
there for a second the whole secret
admirer concept isn't it actually I kind
of have one I mean it's nothing we're
just exchanging emails Charlie that's so
exciting
are you guys gonna meet uh no oh gosh no
I mean uh not yet if ever um I don't
know
listen I'm having this little dinner
party Saturday night at my house
you should come I'll be some cute guys
there uh actually my babysitter is out
of town this weekend so don't you
remember that Luke has a sleepover with
the boys on center since when is there a
super since right now she'll be there
with bells on
super rusty left years ago it's time to
get back out there don't you think
now dude I know I've been sort of
ragging on you on this whole C Anderson
experiment but how's it going very
romantic
we've been exchanging stories back and
forth I feel like we're getting to know
each other it's weird but cool
to be honest she comes across a lot
different than she looks
yeah funnier and we're down to earth
like one of those people that has no
idea how beautiful they are hopefully
you come off different the new look to
anyone's estranged ever since this whole
thing started every time I'm out I feel
like I see her
Oh margaritas earlier come here let me
please Lord I think my daughter you get
a grip Shezan what you look like
remember that's right I can walk right
up to Xterra I'd have no idea you mean
we don't
do you want to blow your cover because I
know you you will besides this this is
how or where you want your angel to meet
our soulmate yeah
it was perfectly let's get out of here
Wow oh my gosh oh I'm so I'm so sorry I
I will pay for your dry cleaning or at
least buy you another shirt worry buddy
let me buy you a drink
I mean you know how about coffee no
tomorrow I don't even know you but we
would get to know each other over coffee
um I'll tell you what I'm mum I'm having
some friends over Saturday night stop by
if you want I would love to
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I am bin Martin
see you saturday night Ben Martin I look
forward to it just like me I'm sorry
that's quite all right
little children it's okay nice meeting
you
mr. friends
yeah yeah Charlie can you brought it
right yeah sorry I didn't realize wow
great right what'd I tell ya this this
is how it works
let me get locks mega Keys if they're
fit its rich whatever you wanted dates
Chloe throws the most amazing new
parties hold that hey you didn't tell me
this was a singles party would you have
come if I did um she brought up hide
what a house huh how do you oh my cousin
well second cousin he's working in
London for the year and he has me a
house it would not take a dime my like
the luckiest person alive
hi
man of course of course
bingo
Oh too bad I'm sorry
we love with luck
everyone
what is this national pie day don't
people to bring pies
yeah
know what
Chloe Chloe hey Ben Ben Ben Ben Mark
Martin's right
the guy who were my Margaret yes I were
you margarita yes I brought you a pie
somebody took it wow that's the second
pie - no but just my pie right yeah
so this is a bit less intimate than I
expected
oh well it's a lock-and-key party so the
more the merrier that's like oh of
course
let's logon ki party shall we get this
party okay
have you ever been to one of these no
can't say I've had the pleasure
yeah I actually went to a college mixer
for Halloween when here we had to dress
up as your favorite kitchen utensil
I don't really guess that council
doesn't
I am binge and I have looked stupid
plenty times
matter of fact I probably look priests
of the right I'm Charlie and if anybody
looks stupid right now it's probably me
I brought a pie
I brought a pie I'm not kidding I
brought a pie here tonight really yes
Wow a needle was stupid at all by the
country's not a fact you look very nice
thank you
but you were clearly very drunk if I was
drunk trust me I would be standing on a
table humiliating myself singing some
old unrecognizable song atop my lunch
like what I would probably be singing
you don't have to say you love me by
Dusty Springfield
hi black dusty Suzette that that's crazy
in my opinion just in Memphis is
probably the best record ever made yes
yes so are you friends with Chloe uh
yeah we work together oh yeah
uh well from being honest I actually
thought tonight was gonna be our first
date I think tonight is supposed to be a
lot of people's first date no I a proper
date with a beginning a middle and an
end
well the night is young if you're lucky
you might still get an end would you hey
I'm fun yeah we were just talking about
Dusty Springfield
oh was that an air freshener
no no are you are you having fun oh I
always have fun yeah even though no
one's Keys up in my lock yet I want to
try it yes I will give that a shot
see ya
no it's Jane no yep no Nikki tried no no
we have an actual video come on don't be
stomping oh yeah shut okay rule yep
closer
Wow bigger smiles you too
excellent Abby will email it to you both
okay just make sure I get your email
addresses before you leave
will do okay gang let's see who else is
meant for each other okay so what now
hi we should have pie shouldn't we no
one's gonna get our pie
you should leaves up a slice right yeah
actually I'm gonna take off that you
should stick around get to know Chloe
well in that case charlie it was a
pleasure to me it was but it was nice
you seem like a a good guy then so am
hmm here
stay that way thank you
hey you did you have fun we played
guitar girl and had three different
kinds of pizzas Wow thanks for the
assist huh
uh honey anything to get your love life
out of neutral
so how was a little soiree not so little
it was a singles party for 300 of
Chloe's closest from so basically it was
torture so there was this lock and key
theme which I guess was an okay
icebreaker
anybody okay break your ice no not
really
Charlie well there was this one guy then
but he's all gaga for Chloe so Lucy my
one decent guy that to give you hope
mm-hmm oh there's always your email
fella yes boys come on
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thanks again
all right delicious see you later
[Music]
what did you do last night
[Music]
big party
[Music]
did you meet clean interesting
[Music]
I'll never tell
I'll take that as a yes whatever you
know man they never call just email
maybe it'll be surprised game 1 Chloe I
know this is Charlie Chloe's in a
meeting can I take a message
Charlie as in I brought a pie charlie
Ben hey I had no idea that you're
Chloe's assistant I'm not I'm just
covering her phone
[Music]
if you'll excuse me for a moment I'm
just gonna pry my foot right out of my
mouth sure go right ahead
okay I'm back so what did I miss after I
left the party just more of my witty
repartee any drunken singing
unfortunately thought I switched the 7up
midstream see and I was sure you'd end
up taking requests so that's why you
laughed huh um well I'll tell Chloe you
called does she have your number I will
give it you right now
it is area code three two three five
five five zero one eight four got it
I'll talk you soon charlie yeah man they
say they'll call and he never do take
care of Charlie
huh Charlie sit down something wrong
I've been offered a job in Chicago
Chicago what kind of job
VP of Marketing for arc Mon hotels oh my
gosh would you say I said yes I leave in
a month I felt crazy late
I'm so happy freaker's Oh Charlie no
sorry sorry yeah it's just
Who am I gonna cook my famous pasty
lasagna for and you know how much Luke
loves the boys and if I have anything to
say about this you're not losing a
friend you're gaining a promotion I'm
gonna talk to Tim about you this
afternoon Jim still thinks I'm an
assistant Jim thinks every woman's an
assistant yeah when you know more than
anybody out there including Jim
everybody knows it I can't promise
anything but I'm gonna do my best sales
job you're amazing mm-hmm but what do
you think the chances of that really
happening or what is meant to be will be
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nothing
sorry I didn't want to wait for the
elevator and Layton Estes oh no worries
hey work perk ler
I have floor seats to tonight's game go
read um no I actually have date with
Luke tonight darn
everyone I've asked is busy it's really
hoping for a fun night out well why did
I take Ben Ben Ben oh yeah I forgot to
call him back
my bad he can make amends with
basketball tickets
[Music]
hello Luke um do you work here
I'm seven that's it yep yeah that's
probably not enough to work here would
you happen to know where I could find
Chloe Anderson everyone is in the
conference room
whoa that's pretty cool what is that
mystery site like the place mystery site
have you ever been there unfortunately I
have never been there there was one a
few hours from where I grew up I never
got to go supposed to be amazing like
balls rolled uphill cars move without
being started like that so no yes way
how do they do it
see that's the mystery that's what makes
it cool yeah
the mystery mom's close to taking our
last summer but then I got chickenpox
ooh
chickenpox he's been obsessed with the
place since we saw the bumper streaker
for last year now it's like his Holy
Grail hello Charlie
- so that little dude is yours yeah just
for the last seven years so I think I'll
keep him
uh-huh good idea mom I can hear you I
know he came she promised to take me to
mystery site this summer
you want to come yeah yeah go to mystery
side with you Gore is he I've never been
here as a reminder okay you let me keep
this hmm serious okay sweet dude
right on thank you man you're welcome
mom can I go photocopy my by hands-only
buster okay yeah that light will burn
your bud I tried that I you know you
might not want to mention the mystery
site again or he'll be all over you he
never forgets a thing
that's okay neither do i oh and I
believe someone owes me a chorus of
Dusty Springfield be careful what you
wish for cuz I'm a bust that out at any
given moment why do I always find you
two together wait for some field action
uh I am have fun guys bye-bye
[Music]
Luke come on it's time to go
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that was one of the best games I've seen
in a long time thank you very much for
inviting me of course
hey Ben you two ready to order mmm oh I
just can't decide it's mmm shall I order
for us sure let's see how psychic you
are okay
linguini and chicken with extra pesto
sauce yeah pesto um but no linguini just
the chicken light on the pesto and extra
veggies please I'll just have it the way
it comes thank you I'm on a no-carb kick
trying to get back into a size two you
can't tell me that you're worried about
your weight you're perfect what else do
you think you know about me I see a
Chloe who's bright um
ambitious very capable but most likely
has had some doors open to her because
she's so beautiful
go on I see a Chloe that despite her
beauty good fortune and numerous friends
at the end of the day at the end of the
day just wants one thing and that's true
love but that special someone is a
little more difficult to find than she
would have thought cuz most guys
especially right guys find her to
approach to out of their league so much
so that I bet they don't even try
so she has decided to think outside of
the box and give ro let's try see if it
leads somewhere no one fulfilling
clothes pretty good yeah yeah
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it's weird it's like Ben knows me like
he's looked into my soul or something
well there's nothing like a sensitive
guy you know for the first time I feel
like I've met a guy who likes me for
what's in here
yeah well sensitive guy or know what's
out here is what's driving that boys
drink I don't know how this one may be
different
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what about you haven't heard you mention
phantom of the email recently that's
because he stopped emailing maybe he's
busy around in town maybe it's your turn
to email him and he's waiting on you oh
come on let's face it Belle it's crazy
I've been having feelings for a guy I've
never even met know nothing about who
couldn't be absolutely anybody and I
have a child to think about I can't be
bringing strange men into his life that
hasn't exactly been a problem whatever
I'm breaking it off with our boy right
now
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I've met someone it's Colin
check this out you don't want to hear
this from C Anderson dear art boy I've
enjoyed getting to know you but I need
to move on
I met someone real someone I liked that
guy from the party I mentioned and I
think it's best if I just focus on him
right now I hope you understand all the
best see she likes me she didn't want to
see anybody else
rats bro you're an
I totally understand he sound like a
great guy go for it
good luck see
[Music]
I'm just called suddenly all excited
wants to take me away to Joshua Tree for
the weekend
oh it's a magical place you'll have a
great time what's there exactly well
it's a park in the desert with cactus
wild flowers beautiful Joshua trees
starry nights huh maybe we'll stop at
the outlets on the way there what about
you what are you doing for the weekend
are you finally meeting your secret
admirer
hardly I just II dumped him I have lots
of guys I can fix you up with aside from
the ones at the party
no I know good on blind dates well how
do you expect to meet someone the
Internet I'll tell you what we'll go on
a double date me and Ben you and someone
found I come up with um but there's just
one thing if you're gonna jump back into
the dating pool you may need a little
bit of a visual reboot one what are you
doing after work
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Jim you remember Charlie Wow
the greatest comeback since the 69
minutes ah Chloe get into your smear
charlie Wow
I mean this is unbelievable is that a
compliment I mean if you want it to be
of course she does
oh my gosh Charlie boom it was all Chloe
she's a makeover fee
oh no don't listen to her she's got the
goods okay Chloe I'm next
you know what operation Charlie goes
dating starts immediately what are you
doing tomorrow night
[Music]
mom you look pretty I'm glad you're
gonna do over it's a make over and thank
you honey you know what I'm starting to
feel kind of pretty are you hurting me
how many dad I'm going on a date a
shopping spree hmm let's do bad hey you
know what one day you might have another
dad but for right now the only thing
that matters is that I love you very
very much okay
I know love and this time no tying up
the babysitter oh she's old Charlie this
is Dave hi nice to meet you hey Chloe
told me all about you but I showed up
anyway
charlie Gabe's got a wicked sense of
humor hey everybody sorry that I'm late
hi Charlie you look amazing Chloe said
that you had a makeover exam at work so
hey I'm Ben Gabe nice to meet you I'm
not sure I like the way you're looking
at my date would you rather I look at
you that way
[Applause]
what is hungry I am see I never got the
hang of trolling spaghetti how are you
doing hmm
momento let me show you the manner from
Cicely other 12 the spaghetti
first you take the default camera and
you make the swirl like this and when
you have the pasta on the department
then after the twist and swirl then you
II Gabe truly has the most adorable
seven-year-old son oh yeah what's he do
for a living
well actually Luke and his mind plays
for the Dodgers but in reality he's just
learning how to throw a ball not that I
am the best teacher cuz I'm not well I'd
offer to help but I make kids cry most
adults do Charlie I'm actually happy to
teach Luke if you'd like I wouldn't ask
you to do that yeah okay you're kidding
no brilliant
um well oh okay and I'm sure he's loving
it's a date then
on a guy okay so Ben's a prince we get
it now can we talk about me yes of
course
Gabe what do you do for a living me I
run a Charm School kidding
[Music]
ah yeah take the grill
tonight wasn't so bad was it hmm
what sure gave is the right match for
Charlie but oh it's the best I could do
on short notice anyway you gotta kiss a
bunch of frogs before you meet your
prince
[Music]
because you can even true love right I
believe in true luck at least that's how
life's worked for me anyway the other
night at dinner you said you only wanted
one thing you said that was true up no
you said it for me besides just because
I may want it doesn't mean I believe it
actually exists it's not very romantic
out you know
but this is
[Music]
so Charlie's dating random jerks maybe I
should meet danger
I don't think stop Charlie's a good girl
you know she's nice sweet kind she's
practically a perfect woman last thing
she needs to be doing is dating a cynic
like you off the board well maybe she
should be dating someone like I don't
know yourself what is that supposed to
mean just that you're awfully fond of a
lady that you're not even actually
dating I could have a girlfriend and a
friend at the same time nothing wrong
with that it's called multitasking I
call being soft but anyway how is the
lovely Chloe doing she's um she's
ridiculously hot you know that's how she
is
I just think he might have a problem
sharing in person you know what now just
last night she had a completely
different take on true love than we
spoke online completely different it's
just she's confusing to me one thing to
say it's online it's nothing to say to
her face fade away we're not even close
not even close
[Music]
well you said you talked to the
[Music]
we stayed up all night searching for
UFOs which was kind of fun for the first
hour and became pointless Oh
Ben made a fire with twigs he's such a
Boy Scout we toasted marshmallows though
I I made Ben eat my marshmallows I'm
totally off sugar now oh my favorite
part we stopped at the outlets on the
way back Ben
hey are your ears burning Luke keeps
asking me when he's gonna teach menator
art oh you got that okay let's see what
you got fired right down the tube
oh okay that wasn't bad
that was totally back I throw like my
mother that's not true you don't you
throw much better than I've seen her
throw your skills far surpasses okay
I'll be waiting okay when I was your age
I couldn't even throw that well true
story but I practiced and I practiced
and a couple years later I was bringing
the heat or at least some warm by then
so come here check this out the peace
sign right you get to put the ball right
in between the two fingers you're gonna
rest it on nap knuckle clamp it with
your thumb just right here the same arm
that you throw with you're gonna push
off that leg just point to where you
want to throw and watch straight over
your head here right there give it a
let's check it out
okay watch this mom watch this watch
this
I got a good feeling about this right
down the pipe
Wow one lesson I'm the Phil Jackson a
peewee ball again right down the pipe
yes
[Music]
yeah I really can't thank you enough
oh you're king I have blast up there
Luke is a great kid you're obviously a
great mom I don't want to be intrusive
but um where's his dad um he left he
left right after Luke had his first
birthday
[Music]
so he's not in Luke's life at all hmm
his loss and Luke's of course
what's good you're datin again right
[Music]
yeah right now I'm kind of stalled in
that department out of here
you're a great catch you deserve a great
guy
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he's out there I'm sure you'll find him
nice dude nice
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surprise ah man you scared the life out
of me what are you doing here I'm here
for Charlie's thank-you lies
Oh God you know actually guys I have a
lot of work to do I'll probably just
order in
but you two go enjoy yourselves are you
sure uh yeah go okay
all right we're stalling for tonight
though right absolutely okay yeah all
right bye okay so what is your all-time
favorite sad sad movie The Notebook
because I love general she was stellar
in that I will give you that what about
comedy what's your favorite comedy of
all time okay well you can't judge me I
had the unit first 16 games I'm just
like sixteen Candles are you kidding me
what about dessert what's your favorite
dessert hi of course
I think we talked about that we
certainly did
what about
your favorite childhood memory my
favorite childhood memory hmm my
favorite childhood memory it's big um
that would have to be riding bikes with
my dad at the beach really early in the
morning there's the two of us
all right my turn go get Dave or killer
woo
favor ban needles really yeah well you
said like you're surprised I was was
that to old school for you know I just
heared you for a stone spanning what I
am a Stones fan but if I had to pick one
desert island style I would go Iquitos
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interesting so I was a new-and-improved
Charlie getting a little cozy with her
now
what no they're just friends he did her
a favor and so she's just returning it
does I mean that you're free for lunch
check this out I'm buying berating five
um favorite moment in the last three
months that would be Chloe's locking key
party I met a new friend that night burn
friends yes yes
thank you very much I mean what I'm just
thinking the only thing on that plate
that Chloe would eat is pickle and I'm
not even certain about the pickle okay
well if it's not moving or some
unidentifiable color I'm there a woman
after my own heart
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hmm thank you for boosting Lukas
confidence although you better be
careful with all your talk he's gonna
end up wanting to call you for a
playdate that's okay we can move on to
basket
hey guys we were just out for a quick
lunch
I thought side thought you had a lot of
other stuff to do
well I mean you know what they say a
work and no play makes Chloe no fun for
the Benjy we can't have that now can we
yeah I guess I guess we can't of that
well bye charlie
Chloe see you soon right Ben bye Ben
after you ladies
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Arnold drives you what makes you tick
what thrills you would what what would
you value the simplest things to the
deepest I do maybe that's more about me
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so that's not true at all I'm very
interested in you yeah
what's my favorite color what's what's
my favorite color
red it's blue actually
what's my favorite band
unfolds and those know what position did
I play in Little League how should I
know
because I play tri-c you where is this
coming from this isn't because I'm gonna
to lunch with Ryan is it it's not
because Ryan's nobody we just work to
get him
it's not about Ryan anyway I'm sorry hey
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oh let's watch a DVD clear our heads
what's your favorite fun looking maybe
we have it here
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would you have an ad sixteen Candles
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you
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the top five reasons I'm a total loser
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remember me don't do this charlie
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it's better be good for weekend
8:00 a.m. wake-up call okay
guess who art boy got an email from last
night Angelina Jolie schwanz Tyree kid C
Anderson Chloe emailed you at your big
Sunday emergency icon I never gave her
the heart blame Ella drive for obvious
reasons
well whatever why I don't know you know
if she if she ended it with cyber me
because she was in the real meat
cheating on you with you come on that's
not funny
got him funny okay what why what
happened what you do we kind of the
little fight it was tiny I mean was
inconsequential the idea it's certainly
not a deal-breaker I wouldn't think
maybe not to you our boy has to meet see
Anders in the flesh and you have to do
it right now nip it in the bud before it
gets too complicated and you lose her
entirely right yeah
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see great to hear from you it's time for
us to meet in person please say yes
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okay let's do it
house tomorrow 1:00 p.m. the tables at
the skylight marketplace
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can't blame me you know if they don't
know so you guys really don't think I'm
crazy charlie
you're meeting him in a crowded public
place outdoors in broad daylight it'd be
fine however if he looks remotely like
Hannibal Lecter skedaddle healeth wild
but after all those emails you still
don't know what he looks like
yeah well he didn't want to send a photo
and frankly neither did I you know what
patek I'll go really yeah I want to see
this guy
okay okay so what's your mental picture
um okay polish maybe a little scruffy
kind eyes
soulful looking yeah so full o in down I
keep it well yeah I can't believe I'm
doing this if art boys half his grade as
you say he seems you should have done it
a long time ago Oh what if he's here now
I don't want him to know that you are my
mother okay I got it
I'll just casually go over their
membership and then I'll casually sit a
few tables away and if it's a busted
sneeze twice I'll just call your cell
phone with a family emergency okay
I feel like I'm in sixth grade I love
the sixth grade bye charlie I'll see you
back at the office
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is this seat taken
I don't believe it is Purvis Thanks
what's up with this guy right hey
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see Hendersons then it's you yes
see Anderson is me Ben
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what brought that on just the sum total
of all of our experiences online yeah I
just I just feel like that's the first
time that I kissed real C Anderson I
thought you didn't be at the tables are
you okay
yeah it's just um just the big picture
becoming clear
yeah you can say that
you really didn't know
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there you go just hot green tea I order
Chinese chicken veggies on low carbs
Thanks
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then how did you first get my email
address
I overheard you giving your email
address to your friend and I wrote it
down but wait wait I know that that's
crazy and it's wrong so I don't regret
it because we got to meet each other
Chloe I foresaw you which was in the
park walking across the bridge
I was taken you blond hair and your
white dress we're just flowing in the
wind to me you looked like an angel
Ben there's something I need to tell you
hold that thought
hold that yeah no okay yep uh-uh nope
he'll not leave I'll be down there to
sign for all right that was just callin
we're having some proofs delivered and
my name is on the box so I have to go
down and sign for her we won't get it
okay so I'll be five minutes and I'll be
right back okay then just keep drinking
our tea
cuz you look better already okay
I'll be right back
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dear see I'm sorry I didn't show up
today I know it was wrong and I
apologize if I hurt you in any way but I
realized what we've had all along is
just a fantasy and it was probably
foolish on both of our parts to think it
could ever be matched in reality meet
our one secret admirer wants to stay
secret
I need to read you this part please know
that you'll always live in my heart and
that no one can ever take away the joy
we've shared ah hi Chloe where you been
oh just in with Jim he had a question
about one of the accounts I take it our
boy didn't show nope
warm heart cold feet it's all in him
honey I'm sorry
now your pal
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you know even though I never met our boy
I really felt like I knew him because we
talked about so many things like little
life things you know yeah I'd like to
believe that at least that part was real
Oh Chloe you didn't tell Ben that I was
meeting cyber guy did you Ben
no definitely not okay good it's all
just too mortifying I really don't want
anybody else to know
okay ladies company meeting in the
conference room what's going on I'm just
a messenger can we shoot you she's very
cute you know I think you're finally
warming up to meet charley horse you
call me that again and I'll personally
disable you and enjoy every single
second of it yes I'm getting to her you
getting something I'm gone for five
minutes and then she leaves and this is
what I find and why are you telling what
does I need time to think even me I'm
just riffing here but I'd say it means
she needs time to think
I don't get it you know she said the
name was fine maybe but the question
remains why did she email art way again
team we're gathered here to bid fond
farewell to thou as she leaves the warm
and sunny playing fields of Los Angeles
for the cold and windy expanses of that
toddlin town Chicago there's a new
uniform oh just what I needed I'm so
slimming I also want to give a shout-out
to Val's the placement and I'm happy to
say that despite the availability of
some talented players from the outside
I've decided to promote from within our
own championship team after all we are
promotions company right so put your
hands together for game ones new
director of marketing Ryan Burt
[Applause]
Jimmy's an idiot he doesn't deserve you
and you deserve better
I was waiting to see how things played
out with the job and with the part boy
before I brought this up but I said that
I could bring someone in to run in my
office in Chicago mm-hmm I'm not gonna
pull any punches it is cold it is like
North Pole cold but if you're up for the
challenge
think on it well I miss you already
me too charlie hey Chloe still working
yeah trying to impress your new boss you
should have gotten the job it's actually
quite liberating not to get what you had
your heart set on twice in one day
frees you from all expectation charlie
about your email guy oh he's the last
person I want to talk to right now yeah
I know but but nothing
I refuse to devote another second of my
life that man but I will say this I got
to him that much meaning yeah
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Chloe's been I think we should talk so
uh you should call me whenever you ready
okay
hey kid what the sacred shirt and I like
your basketball shirt I have you so he
watch thank you Ben's is really above
and beyond the call of duty no worries
actually needed to see couple smiling
faces today especially that one right
there
that toothy grin ready to tear up the
court hmm see what you got buddy
all net oh Harlem Globetrotter style
before your time at Meadowlark lemon
this guy trust me this guy was a wizard
on the court nice
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it's really gonna miss it here if we
leave what are you talking about well
there's a chance I'll take that job that
Val offered me in Chicago wait you you
might be moving
I haven't told anybody yet not Luke but
I'm just waiting for it to actually
happen first
okay that's that's that's uh that's a
surprise
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I'm not loading up the trailer just yet
no I know
I really miss that little dude yeah
he'll miss you too
so uh what is the potential job Oh
argument hotels you're kidding
My partner Colin and I just did some
sample creator for them through their
local web boom
we're potentially up for a sizable
freelance gig Wow really yeah well
whether or not I end up there I'll
definitely tell Val about it I'm sure
she'll get I I didn't mean that it's
just that uh I mean if I got the job
then maybe we find herself in the same
city yeah
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nice
all right great work team okay on the
count of three game ones model one two
three
there's no louder break
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thank you very beautiful are you talking
to me there's a lunch table Cafe piccolo
with our name on it
nice I'll meet you downstairs
looking good charlie horse thanks Ryan
hey what's the deal it even Ryan know he
likes taking me to lunch it's actually
kind of fun more fun than Ben Charlie
about Ben um I think you know he's meant
for somebody else why do you say that
well what if a guy he never really sees
the real you because he doesn't want to
ruin the fantasy that he's created are
you talking about Ben or my secret
admirer I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring
it back to me but Chloe you know that
Ben's really special right yeah guys
like him don't come along every day
yeah I just hate to see you do something
you regret you know yeah trying not to
Hey
how soon do you need me how about
yesterday yes thank you I look forward
to it too bye
we got the Arkham on job no yes we did
yes yeah your pal Charlie told Val about
us she got a whole of her comps she's
loved them she made it her first
executive decision
oh we are in baby oh you should call
your friend Charlie thicker no no no I
gotta go wrong as a finger person I'm
good up I'll be back okay great
I can't believe how fast all of this
happened one day you're here the next
year gone I know I'm just lucky that my
landlord had a waiting list right unit
hey I'm glad I caught you I was just
gonna stop by to tell you thanks you
know for everything you oh no that was
all Val's doing but I'm really glad it
worked out yeah yeah me too so you're
actually leaving yeah well when they
throw your going-away party there's no
turning back yeah yeah I guess oh but I
guess Myron taking Luke on our way to
Chicago where were the mystery sight for
his birthday I can't wait to see the
look on his face he's gonna flip out oh
I wish I could be there to see that that
safe travels
you know one please tell Luke I say
goodbye give him a hug for me he's gonna
be a Dodger in no time I'll definitely
tell him that and take care of yourself
mr. Ben I will and thank you so much
Chloe for the great send-off good luck
around here okay thank you
take care
it's good to see you
I hate Chicago stupid you can't hate
someplace you've never been an entire
city can't be stupid yes it can
okay go inside check your room one more
time so we haven't forgotten anything
okay okay thank you
hey Chloe what is it
everything okay I know who your secret
admirer is what Charlie it's been been
everything that he thought he loved
about me was you
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does Ben know about this wanted to tell
you first
can we just keep it that way
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I mean nice someone stuff I gotta do so
I thing to say goodbye okay yeah thank
you okay
so I was emailing Charlie this whole
time how that happened you know for a
guy who's so interested in life's little
details there's one you never realized I
spell my name with an Ian not an O n
like Charlie who does CX look Ben I
don't mean to be harsh but we don't
belong together
yeah and that's not to say that you're
not the nicest guy that I've ever dated
or that I haven't really enjoyed being
with you but the truth is I belong with
someone more like me I need to be with
someone knows your favorite color who
actually likes pie and pesto and Gatti's
Springsteen do Springfield and most
importantly someone who believes in true
love and he's probably pulling out of
her driveway as we speak oh my gosh
you
you're Irish pork I wished I had a tell
it won't come true
you
thanks mom this is gonna be the best
birthday ever
we're here we're actually here I know
sweetheart hey you know you built this
place up so much in your life but I just
want to make sure you don't get
disappointed okay hi mom come on
all right you go ahead I'll catch up
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don't tell me a dinosaur no a dog is two
different color eyes
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dude sorry for crashing but I do still
have my invite cool I'm gonna complete
it up so do you believe in true luck a
true love I think I'm starting to
believe in a little bit of both
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hey mom guess what my birthday wish came
true that we come to the mystery site oh
yeah that's it
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shall we
you