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♫ Where are you Christmas


2
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- I'm right here!


3
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(screams)


4
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♫ Yo, Salt, I looked around


5
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♫ And I couldn't believe this


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♫ I swear, I stared


7
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♫ My niece my witness


8
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♫ The brother had it going
on with something kinda


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♫ Uh wicked, wicked, had to kick it


10
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♫ I'm not shy so I asked for the digits


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♫ I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd,
I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd


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♫ Mousker hey, Mousker hi, Mousker ho


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♫ Mousker ready, Mousker set, here we go


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♫ You're a thinkin' and
solvin' work it througher


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♫ Mousker me, Mousker you, Mousker doer


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♫ Mousker me, mousker you, Mousker doer


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♫ Hey you and me and the beat


18
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♫ Go great together


19
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♫ You and me and the beat


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♫ You and me and the beat go


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(playfully, quirky circus music)


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♫ Chewey


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(playful music)


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♫ Chewy, Chewy, Chewey, Chewey


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(mysterious music)


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(smashing glass)


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- Yeah and then I was like boom, boom.


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- Okay.


29
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- So he was like, pssh,
pssh, pyah, kssh, kssh, pyah!


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- Use words!


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♫ How long will I be with you


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♫ Num, num, num, num, num, num, num


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♫ Num, num num, num, num, num, num


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♫ Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num


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- Do you guys dare me to eat all this?


36
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- Nope.
- Okay!


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Here I go, why are you
guys making me do this?


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("It aint me" by Selena Gomez)


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♫ It ain't me


40
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♫ I had a dream we were back to 17


41
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♫ Summer nights at the Libertines


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♫ Never growing


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(silly, made-up words)


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- What are you doing?


45
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- It's called Yoga.


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Have you never heard of it before?


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- That is not Yoga.


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- Yes it is.


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♫ Look at my pants


50
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♫ With the eyes in your face


51
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♫ My legs are covered in outer space


52
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♫ Space pants


53
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- Would you like a tasty mini quesadilla?


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- I said no.


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- Would you like an ooey-gooey,


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yummy, yummy, delicious quesadilla?


57
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- I do not.


58
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- Would you like a delicious,
toasty, cheesy quesadilla?


59
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- I already--


60
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- Do you have dry, cracked, peeling skin?


61
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- Yeah.
- Ew, that's gross.


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♫ I just wanna Rolly, Rolly, Rolly


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♫ With a dab of ranch


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♫ I already got some
designers to hold up my pants


65
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♫ I just want some ice on my wrist


66
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♫ So I look better when I dance


67
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♫ Have you lookin' at
it, put you in a trance


68
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♫ I just wanna Rolly, Rolly


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- I accidentally put on my teeth.


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- Honey, it's Girl Scout Cookie season!


71
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Want one of my thin mints?


72
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- Yeah, thank you.


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- Where did they all go?


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- I don't know.


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(cell phones chiming repeatedly)


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(screaming)


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♫ Come to gimme that title, title


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♫ Better gimme that title, title


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♫ If it aint no thang


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♫ I won't be hanging around


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(singing in Spanish)


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♫ Put your pinky rings up to the moon


83
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♫ Woo, girls, what y'all tryna do


84
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♫ 24 carat magic in the air


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♫ Head to toe


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♫ Oh, girls just wanna have fun


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♫ To my heart I must be true


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♫ Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do


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♫ You're the one that I want


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♫ You are the one I want


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♫ Oo, oo, oo, honey


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♫ The one that I want


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- Don't point at people, Parker.


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Don't point at people.


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♫ Watch me footwork then I drop


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♫ Now millie rockin' that block


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♫ Sexy walkin' dip


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♫ Now slide this full split


99
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♫ Then I kick real high


100
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♫ Bring my leg up in the sky


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♫ Turn around and stab


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♫ Buck then dab


103
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♫ Watch me foot work then I drop


104
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♫ Now slay this full split


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(intense techno music)


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♫ Most of all, Winnie the Pooh


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♫ Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh,


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♫ Chubby little cubby
all stuffed with fluff


109
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♫ He's Winnie the Pooh


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♫ Winnie the Pooh


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(laughing)


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♫ Is it gravity or are we falling in love


113
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♫ We fall, we fall, I
guess we're falling in love


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(playful pop music)


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(repeated bleeps)


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(ding)


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(beep)


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(cranking rotor)


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(playful arcade music)


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- Mom.
- What?


121
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- Hey, mom.
- What.


122
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- Hm, I forgot.


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♫ I'd like to eat all your chicken nuggets


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- I love you so much


125
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you just make me wanna,


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(belches repeatedly)


127
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excuse me,


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(belches)


129
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you make me wanna be a better person.


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♫ Last Christmas I gave you my heart


131
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♫ But the very next day you gave it away


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♫ This year to save me from tears


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♫ I'll give it


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♫ You never do anything around this house


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♫ Better wash those dishes


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♫ Better wash that mouth


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♫ Getting those grades up
is what you're about to do


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♫ Okay, mom


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♫ Boy, don't get an attitude


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- Shakira, sing Jingle Bells.


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♫ Jingle Bells


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That's not jingle bells.


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♫ Jingle, jingle


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- I love that guy just
running around in circles


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(laughing)


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(quirky playful music)


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- I love how great I look in this shirt.


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I look on fleek.


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♫ Watch me whip, watch me nay-nay


150
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♫ Watch me whip


151
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♫ It's beginning to look
a lot like Christmas


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♫ Everywhere you go


153
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♫ Take a look at the five and ten


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♫ It's glistenin' once again


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("March of the Toy
Soldiers" by Tchaikovsky)


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♫ My eyebrow brings
all the boys to my page


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♫ And they're like what's on your face


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♫ Viva Las Vegas


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(salsa music)


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- What a beautiful day
it is today, isn't it?


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(screams)


162
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♫ Are you happy knowing


163
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♫ That you're having my baby


164
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♫ I'm a woman in love and I
love what it's doing to me


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♫ Having my baby


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(long sustained musical run on "I")


167
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- Have a really sore throat


168
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so I don't think I can
come into work today.


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♫ Makes no difference who you are


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♫ Anything your heart desires


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♫ Will come to you


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♫ Woah, abracadabra


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♫ Abracadabra


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(giggling)


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(quirky, playful polka music)