♫ Where are you Christmas
- I'm right here!
(screams)
♫ Yo, Salt, I looked around
♫ And I couldn't believe this
♫ I swear, I stared
♫ My niece my witness
♫ The brother had it going on with something kinda
♫ Uh wicked, wicked, had to kick it
♫ I'm not shy so I asked for the digits
♫ I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd
♫ Mousker hey, Mousker hi, Mousker ho
♫ Mousker ready, Mousker set, here we go
♫ You're a thinkin' and solvin' work it througher
♫ Mousker me, Mousker you, Mousker doer
♫ Mousker me, mousker you, Mousker doer
♫ Hey you and me and the beat
♫ Go great together
♫ You and me and the beat
♫ You and me and the beat go
(playfully, quirky circus music)
♫ Chewey
(playful music)
♫ Chewy, Chewy, Chewey, Chewey
(mysterious music)
(smashing glass)
- Yeah and then I was like boom, boom.
- Okay.
- So he was like, pssh, pssh, pyah, kssh, kssh, pyah!
- Use words!
♫ How long will I be with you
♫ Num, num, num, num, num, num, num
♫ Num, num num, num, num, num, num
♫ Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num
- Do you guys dare me to eat all this?
- Nope. - Okay!
Here I go, why are you guys making me do this?
("It aint me" by Selena Gomez)
♫ It ain't me
♫ I had a dream we were back to 17
♫ Summer nights at the Libertines
♫ Never growing
(silly, made-up words)
- What are you doing?
- It's called Yoga.
Have you never heard of it before?
- That is not Yoga.
- Yes it is.
♫ Look at my pants
♫ With the eyes in your face
♫ My legs are covered in outer space
♫ Space pants
- Would you like a tasty mini quesadilla?
- I said no.
- Would you like an ooey-gooey,
yummy, yummy, delicious quesadilla?
- I do not.
- Would you like a delicious, toasty, cheesy quesadilla?
- I already--
- Do you have dry, cracked, peeling skin?
- Yeah. - Ew, that's gross.
♫ I just wanna Rolly, Rolly, Rolly
♫ With a dab of ranch
♫ I already got some designers to hold up my pants
♫ I just want some ice on my wrist
♫ So I look better when I dance
♫ Have you lookin' at it, put you in a trance
♫ I just wanna Rolly, Rolly
- I accidentally put on my teeth.
- Honey, it's Girl Scout Cookie season!
Want one of my thin mints?
- Yeah, thank you.
- Where did they all go?
- I don't know.
(cell phones chiming repeatedly)
(screaming)
♫ Come to gimme that title, title
♫ Better gimme that title, title
♫ If it aint no thang
♫ I won't be hanging around
(singing in Spanish)
♫ Put your pinky rings up to the moon
♫ Woo, girls, what y'all tryna do
♫ 24 carat magic in the air
♫ Head to toe
♫ Oh, girls just wanna have fun
♫ To my heart I must be true
♫ Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do
♫ You're the one that I want
♫ You are the one I want
♫ Oo, oo, oo, honey
♫ The one that I want
- Don't point at people, Parker.
Don't point at people.
♫ Watch me footwork then I drop
♫ Now millie rockin' that block
♫ Sexy walkin' dip
♫ Now slide this full split
♫ Then I kick real high
♫ Bring my leg up in the sky
♫ Turn around and stab
♫ Buck then dab
♫ Watch me foot work then I drop
♫ Now slay this full split
(intense techno music)
♫ Most of all, Winnie the Pooh
♫ Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh,
♫ Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
♫ He's Winnie the Pooh
♫ Winnie the Pooh
(laughing)
♫ Is it gravity or are we falling in love
♫ We fall, we fall, I guess we're falling in love
(playful pop music)
(repeated bleeps)
(ding)
(beep)
(cranking rotor)
(playful arcade music)
- Mom. - What?
- Hey, mom. - What.
- Hm, I forgot.
♫ I'd like to eat all your chicken nuggets
- I love you so much
you just make me wanna,
(belches repeatedly)
excuse me,
(belches)
you make me wanna be a better person.
♫ Last Christmas I gave you my heart
♫ But the very next day you gave it away
♫ This year to save me from tears
♫ I'll give it
♫ You never do anything around this house
♫ Better wash those dishes
♫ Better wash that mouth
♫ Getting those grades up is what you're about to do
♫ Okay, mom
♫ Boy, don't get an attitude
- Shakira, sing Jingle Bells.
♫ Jingle Bells
That's not jingle bells.
♫ Jingle, jingle
- I love that guy just running around in circles
(laughing)
(quirky playful music)
- I love how great I look in this shirt.
I look on fleek.
♫ Watch me whip, watch me nay-nay
♫ Watch me whip
♫ It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
♫ Everywhere you go
♫ Take a look at the five and ten
♫ It's glistenin' once again
("March of the Toy Soldiers" by Tchaikovsky)
♫ My eyebrow brings all the boys to my page
♫ And they're like what's on your face
♫ Viva Las Vegas
(salsa music)
- What a beautiful day it is today, isn't it?
(screams)
♫ Are you happy knowing
♫ That you're having my baby
♫ I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doing to me
♫ Having my baby
(long sustained musical run on "I")
- Have a really sore throat
so I don't think I can come into work today.
♫ Makes no difference who you are
♫ Anything your heart desires
♫ Will come to you
♫ Woah, abracadabra
♫ Abracadabra
(giggling)
(quirky, playful polka music)