名字...安妮 布莱德克 Name... Annie Braddock.
年龄...21 Age... 21.
兴趣范围... Area of interest...
人类学 anthropology.
描述你相关领域的 Describe your work experience
工作经验 as it relates to your intended field.
我的天啊 My God.
我从哪说起呢? Where do I begin?
请注意 自然博物馆 Attention. The Museum of Natural History
将在15分钟内关闭 will be closing in 15 minutes.
请从西侧楼梯 Please exit the hall
离开大厅 by using the western staircase.
世界各地在抚养孩子的方式上 Childrearing around the world
有各种不同的风俗习惯 boasts a wide variety of customs and mores.
但是也许其中最奇特的社会形态 But perhaps the most bizarre social patterns
能在曼哈顿这个小岛社会里找到 can be found within the small island community of Manhattan.
傻X! Asshole!
这片被称为上东区的居民 The inhabitants of the region known as the Upper East Side
有着这星球上最繁荣 have the most prosperous, yet idiosyncratic
也最特异的社会体系 social systems on the planet.
在成功配对 After successfully mating
并生育后代之后 and producing offspring,
男人通常变得漠不关心 the men are often distant and uninvolved,
让他们的女人们去打猎 采集 leaving their women to hunt, gather
并供养他们的家庭 and provide for their families.
但是足智多谋的上东区母亲们 Yet the resourceful mothers of the Upper East Side
有大把的时间参加 have plenty of time to participate
各种特定性别活动 in a variety of sexrole specific activities.
包括损伤身体(指整容) These include body mutilation,
神圣治疗(拔火罐)... sacred meditation...
...甚至举行加速仪式(催吐...) ...even fasting rituals.
这就把咱们带到了咱带孩子的话题上 Which brings us to our focus on childrearing:
到底谁来带孩子? Who actually does it?
非洲有句谚语... Well, in Africa, they have a saying...
养育一个孩子需要整个村庄的力量 "It takes a village to raise a child. "
但是对于上东区的部落来说 But for the tribe of the Upper East Side,
只需要一个人... it takes just one person...
保姆 the nanny.
OK 所以在这讲述的 Okay, so what's depicted here
不是典型的部落宗教 is not a typical tribal ritual,
而是这样一个保姆 but rather the unraveling of one such nanny.
事实上 这个保姆就是我 Actually, this nanny is me.
而这个职场日记的主题就是 And why I'm telling off a teddy bear is the subject
我为什么在责备一只泰迪熊 of this field diary.
如果我的报告落入俗套或是有地域局限 If by chance my report stereotypes or geographically profiles,
或是有地域局限 forgive me.
请原谅我 I'm not exactly an objective observer.
我不是个客观的观察者 Master in economics, minor in communications.
经济学硕士学位 辅修通信 Yeah! Elaine Bassen,
好 伊莱恩 巴森 honors in urban planning, minor in sociology.
城区规划高等学士学位 辅修社会学 Annie Braddock,
安妮 布莱德克 high honors in business, minor in anthropology.
工商管理高等学士学位 辅修人类学 So here I am a few months before the teddy bear incident...
在泰迪熊事件发生的几个月前 我在这 Whoowhoo!
一个新泽西当地女孩 ...a native New Jersey girl
正在参加一个可怕的通过仪式型典礼 participating in a dreaded riteofpassage ceremony.
哦 我的天! Doh! Oh my God!
这就是基本上全靠自己 And here's the woman who reared me
养育了我的女人 pretty much all by herself.
她是个护士 She's a nurse.
注意这双鞋 Note the shoes.
是什么? What is it?
你会看到的 You'll see.
噢 哇 Oh, wow.
谢谢 我知道这不算什么 Thank you. I know it's not much,
但我想给你买你第一套职业套装 but I wanted to buy you your first business suit.
谢谢 谢谢你 当你成为著名CFO的时候 Thanks. Thank you. You can look back on this
你可以再回头来看这个 哦 妈妈 when you're a famous CFO. Oh, Mom.
天 别这样 只不过是高盛的一面 Gosh, come on. It's one meeting at Goldman Sachs.
竞争很激烈 It's highly competitive.
我也许永远都得不到那工作 I'm probably never gonna get the job.
好了 别这么消极 All right, stop with the negativity.
你爸总是很消极 看看他最后去哪了 Your father was always negative and look where it got him.
活动房车里 在斯克兰顿 在斯克兰顿 Doublewide trailer in Scranton.... in Scranton.
宝贝 我不是在开玩笑 Honey, I'm not kidding.
我愿意用全世界来交换你现在的位置 I would give the world to be sitting where you're sitting right now.
你比我聪明多了 You are so much smarter than I was.
不会有男人粉碎你的梦想 No man is gonna squash your dreams.
不会有人对你指手画脚 No one's gonna tell you how to live your life.
也许我...也许我不是当CFO的料 你明白吗? Maybe I'm... maybe I'm not CFO material, you know?
别这样 如果我更适合干别... No, what if I'm better suited at something...
别的什么事呢? 比如说? something else? Like what?
人类学?宝贝 你怎么靠那个混饭吃? Anthropology? Honey how are you gonna make a living at that?
听着 如果你真的想穿着草裙满世界跑 Look, if you really want to run around in grass skirts,
那就赚够钱去迈德俱乐部过圣诞节 then make enough money to spend Christmas at Club Med.
安妮 7:15了 Annie, it's 7:15.
动作快点不然你就迟到了 Get moving or you're gonna be late.
从新泽西开往曼哈顿的PATH火车 Man on P. A: New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan
停靠在2站台 arriving on track two.
噢 Oh.
从新泽西开往曼哈顿的PATH火车 New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan
停靠在2站台 arriving on track two.
哦 天啊 Oh, goodness.
我得欣赏一下这套公司行头 哇 I have to admire this corporate drag. Wow.
至少我没在早上8点的时候 Well, at least I'm not wearing
还穿着昨晚的衣服 派对女孩 last night's outfit at 8:00 a. m., party girl.
你错过了个精彩的狂欢派对 Let's just say that you missed a fabulous throwdown
汤姆 维兰也去了 and Tom Waylan was there.
然后呢 他问起过你 So? He asked about you.
两次 Twice.
好了 我得走了 All right, well, I gotta go.
现实生活在等着呢 上帝 Real life awaits. God.
我敢打赌你研究的那些文化中 You know, I bet none of those cultures you study
没一个奉行这种严格的独身主义 practice such rigorous celibacy.
你听说过谢克族吗? 听过 他们灭绝了 You ever hear of the Shakers? Yes, and they're extinct.
不好意思 先生?先生 Excuse me, sir? Sir.
什么事? 我下错站了 Yeah? I got off at the wrong stop.
你能告诉我琴博街在哪吗? Can you tell me where Chambers Street is, please?
看见那个有红伞标志的大厦了吗? You see the building with the red umbrella?
看见了 再过去5个街区就到了 Yes. It's about five blocks below that.
噢 该死 Oh shit.
我们财务分析师培训项目 Woman: Our financial analyst training program
竞争十分激烈 is so competitive.
我们的10个职位有8000多应聘者 We have over 8,000 applicants for 10 positions.
那么你能用你自己的话 So, why don't you tell me,
说说安妮 布莱德克是怎样一个人吗? in your own words, who exactly is Annie Braddock?
哇 这是个... Wow, that's...
是个非常容易回答的问题 that's certainly an easy enough question.
恩 Mmhm.
安妮 布莱德克是 Annie Braddock is
是种... a kind...
恩 well...
我是... I am...
继续 Go on.
恩 你看... Well, you see...
嗯? Mmhm.
我完全一无所知 I have absolutely no idea.
对不起 Excuse me.
安妮 布莱德克是谁? Who is Annie Braddock?
这不算是个很难回答的问题 It wasn't exactly a trick question.
但是不知怎么我就是回答不上来 Yet somehow I couldn't formulate a response.
当然我知道所有的基本信息... Of course I knew all the basic facts...
出生日期 家乡 社会经济关系 the date of birth, home town, socioeconomic makeup.
但是我并不是真了解自己是怎样一个人 But I didn't really know who I was
我适合干什么 where I fit in
我会成为什么人 who I was gonna be.
突然间我开始害怕 I was suddenly terrified
我会永远找不到答案 I'd never find the answer.
我今晚就要5匹布从伦敦运来 I need five rolls of fabric overnighted from London.
我不在乎那要花多少钱 I don't care how much it costs.
~ 噢 ~ ~ Ooh ~
~ 你是个纽约本地人 ~ ~ You're a native New Yorker... ~
她怎么样? How about her?
这女人...她能是安妮 布莱德克吗? This woman... could she be Annie Braddock?
~ 现在你该知道了 ~ ~ You should know by now ~
~ 你是个纽约本地人 ~ ~ You're a native New Yorker... ~
恩 Hmm.
或者也许这是安妮 布莱德克? Or perhaps this is Annie Braddock?
~ 你坐着地铁长大 ~ ~ You grew up riding the subways ~
~ 你和人们赛跑 ~ ~ Running with people ~
~ 上至哈勒莫 下到百老汇 ~ ~ Up in Harlem, down on Broadway ~
~ 你迷失在阴影之中 ~ ~ There you are lost in the shadows ~
~ 寻找着某人 ~ ~ Searching for someone ~
~ 你是纽约市的心与灵魂 ~ ~ You're the heart and soul of New York City... ~
在那个春天的午后 On that spring afternoon,
我的未来似乎被确定了 it seemed my future was finally set.
我会成为中央公园的流浪女 A Central Park bag lady I would be.
至少我终于能在曼哈顿生活了 At least I'd finally get to live in Manhattan.
但是在我正式向命运投降之前 But before I officially surrendered to fate,
有件事...更确切地说...有个人 something... or rather, someone...
干涉进来了 intervened.
恩 Mmm.
噢 啊 啊! Whoa! Ahh ahh!
你好 Hello there.
嗨 你还好吧 Hi. Are you okay?
从我身上起来 变态 Get off of me, you pervert.
你属于谁吗 小家伙? Do you belong to anyone, little man?
格瑞尔! 我属于你 Grayer! I belong to you.
格瑞尔! Grayer!
哦 上帝 非常谢谢你 Oh God. Thank you so much.
你刚刚阻止了一场小灾难 You just averted a minor disaster.
在这出现的这女人 Annie: The woman featured here...
穿着迪奥蛇皮夹克 the one wearing the Dior snakeskin jacket
路易斯威登鞋的这个 and Louis Vuitton shoes...
很不幸不是安妮 布莱德克 is unfortunately not Annie Braddock.
~ 纽约女孩 ~ ~ New York City girl... ~
她 实际上 是个完美的 She is, in fact, a perfect female specimen
上东区部落女性样本 from the Upper East Side clan.
为了这个案例的研究目的 For the purpose of this case study,
我们叫她X夫人 we'll just call her Mrs. X.
嗨 我是X夫人 Hi, I'm Mrs. X.
让我为我调皮的儿子道歉 Let me apologize for my feral son.
噢 不需要道歉 Oh, no need to apologize.
请别 我爱小孩子 我是安妮 Please, I love kids. I'm Annie.
你是个保姆?噢! You're a nanny? Oh!
不 我不是 怪不得 No, I'm not. No wonder.
你跟小孩处得这么好 不 我不是 You're so good with children. Oh, I'm not.
事实上 我刚失去了我的保姆博蒂 Actually, I just lost my nanny Bertie,
那就是为什么我得自己来这个 which is why I'm out in this godforsaken park
要命的公园 好的 by myself. Okay.
她丢下我们结婚去了 好的 She left us to go get married. All right.
噢 我的天 你...你有工作吗? Oh my God. Are... are you employed?
不 很不幸 我... 太好了! No, unfortunately, I... Fabulous!
给 这是我的名片 Look, here... here is my card.
请你这周晚点一定一定要给我打电话 Please please please call me later this week.
让我们找个你喜欢的地方吃午饭 We'll schedule a lunch. Anywhere you'd like to go.
对不起... 马克饭店 四季酒店 I'm sorry... The Mark, the Four Seasons.
我得走了 但是我很希望能接到你的电话 Unfortunately, I have to run, but I really look forward to hearing from you.
对不起...我真的觉得你误会了 I'm sorry... I really think you misunderstood me.
这方面我直觉很准 I have a very good feeling about this.
我 给我打电话 I... Call me.
对不起 我不小心听到了 Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear.
我也在找新保姆 I'm looking for a new nanny too.
噢 我... 你能也收下我的名片吗? Oh I... Can I give you my card as well?
对不起? 我给的工资比平均水平高很多 Excuse me? I pay well above average.
我也有名片 给我打电话 我在汉普顿有房子 I have a card too, call me. I have a place in the Hamptons.
唐纳德 川普跟我住一个大楼 Donald Trump lives in my building.
看起来命运给了我一个极好的机会 Annie's voice: It seemed that fate now offered me a wonderful alternative...
一个完全逃避我现在生活的机会 an opportunity to completely duck out of my life.
所以我觉得这个夏天 So I decided for one summer
我要抛弃安妮 to abandon Annie
把她训练成一个崭新的人 and trade her in for a brandnew persona...
保姆 Nanny.
当然这有个小问题 Of course there was one tiny problem.
我所知道的有关当保姆的事都来自电影 Everything I knew about nannying came from the movies.
即使如此 我还是满怀自信的睡着了 Even so, I fell asleep confident
想着船到桥头自然直 that I'd magically find my way.
安妮? Annie?
安妮! Annie!
安妮? Annie?
你该脚踏实地 年轻女士 Get your feet on the ground, young lady.
恩 Hmm.
上东区的女族长们似乎对 Annie's voice: The fact that I had no childcare experience
我没有带孩子的经验这件事不怎么在乎 mattered little to the matriarchs of the Upper East Side.
虽然我没有工作 Even though I don't have a job,
我似乎就是没有足够时间留给自己 I just don't seem to have enough time for myself.
她们所关心的就是我是白人 Annie's voice: All they needed to know was that I was white,
大学毕业生 现在单身 a college grad, and terminally single.
你可以看到 我正在和老公 As you can see, my husband and I
办离婚 are getting a divorce.
所以你和孩子们时刻必须 So you and the kids must remain
呆在公寓里 on my side of the apartment
我这半边 at all times...
直到抚养权大战结束 until the custody battle is settled.
噢 Oh...
简单地说 我是保姆里的香奈儿包包 In short, I was the Chanel bag of nannies.
我听到小道消息 I heard through the grapevine
你已经见过很多人了 you've been meeting with a lot of people.
所以我想比起在公寓面试 So I thought you might appreciate a civilized lunch at Bergdorf's
你会更喜欢在贝格道夫吃顿体面的午餐 rather than being interviewed at the apartment.
谢谢你 你很体贴 Thank you, that's very considerate.
不全是 我只是喜欢在外面吃饭 Not really. I just love to eat out.
为了让咱出来吃顿午饭 I'll probably come up with a million excuses
我也许会编出无数个借口 for us to go have lunch.
我是说 如果你最后和我们在一起的话 I mean, if you end up with us, I mean.
点菜吗? Ready?
你 你想好点什么了吗? Do... do you know what you're having?
我并不想催你 I don't mean to rush you,
但是我要2点要参加家长协会的讲座 but I'm attending a 2:00 lecture at the Parents' Society:
"超级妈妈 啥事都管" "Super Mom, Trying to Juggle It AII."
我就要个汉堡好了 I'll just have the burger.
谢谢 Thanks.
我不保证这的肉 I can't guarantee that the meat here
不含抗生素 is antibioticfree.
不过这的大厨是从布列塔尼来的 But the chef here is from Brittany,
所以我强烈推荐布列塔尼煎饼 so I highly recommend the crepe Bretagne.
请来两份 Deux, s'il vous plait.
好 极好的选择 Okay. Excellent choice.
谢谢 Thanks.
你是新泽西人 You're from New Jersey.
不幸是的 Unfortunately.
噢 别这么说 那州有些地方非常可爱 Oh no, there are some very lovely parts of that state.
我们有朋友在上撒度河那儿有牧场 Friends of ours have a horse farm in Upper Saddle River.
真的? 恩 Really? Mmhm.
我 我听说那相当不错 L... I hear it's really nice there.
什么时候我得带你去那骑马 I'll have to take you riding there one day.
好吧 Okay.
多告诉我些东西 Tell me more.
我想知道你的一切 I want to know all about you.
恩 我来自康涅狄格 Uh... I'm from Connecticut, actually.
我大学在史密斯上的 I went to Smith.
可别相信那些谣言 And don't believe the rumors,
我们不全是同性恋 we weren't all lesbians.
毕业后 After graduation,
我来了这 开了凯格斯特 I moved here and started running the Gagosian.
是家画廊 The art gallery.
噢 那是我人生的突破 Oh. It was a blast.
但是真的...在带小孩的同时 But you really... you can't do that sort of thing
你可干不了这样的事 when you're raising a child.
那些派对 闲聊 旅行 The parties, the schmoozing, the travel...
哦 对不起... Oh, excuse me...
噢 碧斯迪 Oh. Bitsy.
是你啊 碧斯迪 It's you. Bitsy.
我一直想打电话来着 I've so been meaning to call.
有什么我能帮忙的吗? Is there anything at all I can do?
除非你认识好男人 Not unless you know a hit man.
推荐的那个叫珍妮惠特曼的律师 That lawyer Jeanie Whitman recommended
完全没用 was no help at all.
我很遗憾 I am so sorry.
最后发现我们的资产事实上 Turns out all our assets are actually .
都在塔克公司的名下 in Tucker's company's name
我得到的就只有一百万 All I'm getting is a million flat.
这简直骇人听闻 That's appalling.
如果我知道会发展到这步 If I'd known it would go this far,
我当初还不如睁一只眼闭一只眼 I would have just turned a blind eye.
不管怎样 好好享受你们的午餐吧 Anyway, enjoy the rest of your lunch
别让我把这个也毁了 before I ruin that too.
这周晚点我会给你打电话的 甜心 I'll call you later this week, sweetheart.
真遗憾 Such a shame.
但是她该预见到这些 别人都看出来了 But she should have seen it coming... everyone else did.
别管那些了 我们说到哪了? 啊 对 Anyway, where were we? Ah yes.
在凯格斯特之后 After Gagosian,
我认识了X先生 I met Mr. X.
你知道 我祖母当佣人 You know, my grandmother worked as a domestic
是为了让我们不用当 so we wouldn't have to.
而你 刚从大学毕业 And here you are, fresh out of college
自愿去当保姆 voluntarily taking a nanny gig.
我告诉过你 我没打算干一辈子 I told you, this is not a lifelong commitment.
好吗? 这不过是种 Okay? It's just a way
让我头脑清醒的方法 for me to get my head together.
给钱也多啊 Besides, the money is great.
而且我终于能搬到城里住了 I finally get to move to the city.
我也要去城里住 是为了念研究生 I'm moving to the city to go to grad school,
不是去当什么仆人 not to be somebody's servant.
而且你知道你做错了 Plus you know you're wrong
不然你不会对你妈撒谎 or you wouldn't be lying to your mother.
这也太快了 This is all just happening too fast.
我不明白你为什么不能 I don't understand why you can't just live
在家里住段时间 at the house for a while,
就作为起步 just to get on your feet.
妈 我大学四年都是在家里住的 Mom, I lived at home through four years of college.
那还不够吗? Don't you think that's long enough?
你怎么能这么快就找到间好公寓? Well, how could you find a decent apartment so fast?
银行 你知道 有个优秀的培训计划 The bank has, you know, an excellent program.
他们让我跟个培训生搭对 这非常好 They got me hooked up with a trainee, which is great.
我要上车了 I'm getting in the car.
我能和你一起去吗? Can I come with you?
至少让我看看你住的地方 I would feel a lot better
那能让我感觉好很多 if I could at least see where you were living.
其他的培训生 你知道么 Come on. The other trainees, you know,
他们上过高级寄宿学校 they went to fancy boarding schools
参加过欧洲交换生项目 and European exchange programs.
如果我带着老妈一起去 I show up with my mom
我会看起来像个白痴的 I'll just look like a big dork.
这也有道理 Guess that makes sense.
过来 Come here.
我爱你 I love you.
一旦能去看望你了就通知我 Let me know the minute I can visit you.
我到那了就给你打电话 好吗? I'll call you when I get there, okay?
~ 自由 自由~ ~ Freedom, freedom... ~
嘿 你会弄得我被开罚单的 Hey, you're gonna get me a ticket.
~ 自由 ~ ~ Freedom ~
~ 你得全力以赴 ~ ~ You got to give what you take... ~
你疯了 ~ 自由 ~ You're crazy. ~ Freedom ~
~ 自由... ~ 再唱一遍 ~ Freedom... ~ Sing it again.
~ 自由 ~ ~ Freedom ~
~ 你得全力以赴 ~ ~ You got to give what you take. ~
我爱这首歌 I love that song.
我告诉你 就像蜜蜂一样 Lynette: I'm telling you, like the bees,
你自由了 姑娘 you're free, girl.
不用了 我来拿就行 小姐 That's okay, I'll take care of it, miss.
哦 谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
我不敢相信 我能适应这些 I can't believe this. I could get used to this.
我告诉你 I'm telling you that.
感谢上帝我在读精神病医生的学位 Thank God I'm getting a shrink degree.
你知道么 我爱你 但是你太苛刻了 You know, I love you, but you're harsh.
有一点 A little bit.
给我个拥抱 Just give me a hug.
我们很快会再见的 我肯定 Mwah! I'll see you soon, I'm sure.
安妮? Annie?
你知道么 最容易的道路 You know the path of least resistance?
也许会把你带往雷区 It can lead through a minefield.
噢 嗨 Oh, hi.
你就是新来的保姆? You are the new nanny?
是 你肯定是玛丽娅了 Yes, and you must be Maria.
很高兴认识你 恩 Nice to meet you. Hmm.
我能进去吗? Can I come in?
好吧 Okay.
就放那 Leave it there.
地板干净着呢 The floor is clean.
恩 Mmm.
哇 Wow.
这地方简直让人难以置信 This place is incredible.
我希望你比上一个呆得久 I hope you last longer than the last one.
谁 博蒂? 哦 是啊 Who, Bertie? Oh yeah.
X夫人告诉我她结婚去了 Mrs. X told me that she left to get married.
结婚?她不过出去约会了一次就被炒了 Married? She had one date and she get fired.
噢 玛丽娅?你要告诉X夫人我来了吗? Oh, Maria? Are you gonna tell Mrs. X that I've arrived?
X夫人逛街去了 Mrs. X is shopping.
不过她在桌上给你留了个条 But she left you a note on the table.
现在我得去吸尘了 行了吗? Now I have to go run the vacuum, okay?
"亲爱的保姆 "Dear Nanny,
欢迎你!" welcome!"
请注意就从这开始 Annie's voice: Please make note that from here on in,
在X家的社交圈所有的人都叫我"保姆" I'm referred to as "Nanny" by all the people in the Xs' social network.
我很激动你加入了我们 Mrs. X's voice: I'm so excited to have you onboard.
请你就把这当成自己家 Please make yourself completely at home.
曼纽尔在给你配全套钥匙 Manuel is making you your own set of keys.
你明天应该就能拿到 Annie: Mmm. You should have them by tomorrow.
冰箱里食物充足 The fridge is wellstocked.
豆腐肉排? Annie: Tofu cutlets?
呃 要吃什么请自便 Ugh. Help yourself to anything.
抱歉我没能在家见你 Sorry I could not be there to meet you
但是在我参加开家长协会的会议之前 but I'm trying to squeeze in a little shopping
我得挤点时间去购物 before my Parents' Society meeting,
这提醒我了... which reminds me...
请在2:15分准时去基督教学前班 please pick Grayer up from the Christian preschool...
哦 接格瑞尔 Wow!... at 2:15 sharp.
极其重要的是别迟到 It's extremely important not to be late.
你能看到 As you can see,
我附上了家里的基本规矩 I have attached a list of basic house rules.
你好 莫罗 我们相信为了格瑞尔 Annie: Hello, Manolo. We believe it's important
在家里保持一定的组织意识 to maintain some sense of structure in our home
是很重要的 for Grayer's sake.
规则1: Rule number one:
格瑞尔和他的伙伴不能 Grayer and his playmates are never allowed
在主卧室里玩 in the master bedroom. Oops.
当然你也应该避免去主卧室 Of course, you should refrain from entering our bedroom as well.
规则2: Rule number two:
格瑞尔白天不能睡觉 Grayer is never allowed to nap during the day.
不能睡觉? Annie: No naps?
否则会打乱他的作息规律 This throws his sleeping schedule completely off.
而且我更喜欢我回家时他已经疲倦了 And I prefer him tired when I get home.
规则3: Rule number three:
我们刚粉刷完墙 嗯哼 We just had the walls redone. Mmhm.
请不要让格瑞尔在墙上乱蹭 Please keep Grayer from rubbing up against them.
噢 规则4: Oh! Rule number four:
如果学校停课 If school is ever canceled,
去以下地方是被允许的... the following nonstructured outings are permissible...
大都会歌剧院 the Met,
摩根图书馆 the Morgan Library,
法国烹调研究所 the French Culinary Institute,
纽约证券交易所 the New York Stock Exchange.
规则5: 规则5! Rule number five: Annie: Rule number five!
由于细菌太多不要坐地铁 We do not take the subway because of germs.
噢 上帝 规则6: Annie: Oh God. Rule number six:
在穿过中央公园或麦迪逊大街时 Grayer still must be in a stroller
格瑞尔必须坐在手推车里 叽里呱啦 when crossing Park or Madison. Blah blah blah.
规则7:格瑞尔应该吃 Rule number seven: Grayer maintains
高植物蛋白的有机食品 a highsoy organic diet.
规则8: Rule number eight:
一周至少和格瑞尔练三次法语 Practice French with Grayer at least three times a week.
他父亲想让他去克里杰上学 His father wants him to attend Collegiate
他现在排在该学校的等候名单中 where he's currently waitlisted.
法语? 我的妈啊 French? Holy merde.
让他被录取是头等大事 His acceptance is a top priority.
我的天啊! Mon Dieu.
保姆? Nanny?
你在干吗? 条上写着 What are you doing? The note said
2:15去接格瑞尔 to pick up Grayer from school at 2:15.
恩 Hm.
现在才...现在才1点 And it's only... it's only 1:00.
我搬家搬得满身汗 So I was a little sweaty from moving
我想我该，你知道... and I thought that I would, you know...
我的意思是你在那浴缸里干什么? What I mean is, what are you doing in that bathtub?
还有为什么你的东西 And why are your bags
扔得客房到处都是? strewn all over the guest room?
我以为那是我的房间 I thought that was my room.
不 No.
不 保姆 No, Nanny.
这才是你的房间 This is your room.
噢 Oh.
好吧 Okay.
是 这儿... Yeah, this is...
很可爱 Very sweet.
对不起 你知道现在几点吗? I'm sorry. Do you have the time?
2:15. 2:15.
他们现在随时可能放学? So they'll be getting out anytime now?
2:45 什么意思? 2:45. I'm sorry?
他们每天2:45放学 They get out every day at 2:45.
蠢货 Dumbass.
我很快就发现 It quickly became clear
不管去哪X夫人都让我 that Mrs. X had arranged for me to arrive everywhere
到得特别早 torturously early.
准备好 女士们 他们来了 Get ready, ladies. Here they come.
格瑞尔?格瑞尔? Grayer? Grayer?
格瑞尔 X? 你在找谁? Grayer X? Who is it you're looking for?
格瑞尔 我认识他 Grayer. I know that one.
他跟我的小主人达尔文一起玩 He plays with my wee monster, Darwin.
嗨呀 哇 Hyya! Ow!
哦 格瑞尔 你在这儿啊 Oh, Grayer, there you are.
嗨 小家伙 你还记得我吗? Hey, little man, you remember me?
记得 我恨你! Yes, and I hate you!
什么?我们处得很好啊 记得不? What? Come on, we get along great, remember?
就像我们在中央公园碰到的那次? Like when we met in Central Park?
我给你提书包 Let me get your backpack.
停下 格瑞尔 停下 Stop. Grayer, stop.
救命啊 警察!她在伤害我! Grayer: Help, police! She's hurting me!
一开始他们就那样 是啊 They usually start out that way. Yes.
危险 危险! 耐心点 恩? Danger, danger! Just be patient, eh?
坐到手推车里来 好吗? 会好起来的 Let me put you in your stroller, okay? It'll get easier.
等一秒钟 我够大了不用坐推车了 Hang on one second. I'm too big for a stroller!
格瑞尔! 救命! Grayer! Help!
格瑞尔! 警察! Grayer! Police.
格瑞尔!格瑞尔! Grayer! Grayer!
格瑞尔!过来! Grayer! Come here!
我恨你 我要博蒂 我知道 宝贝 I hate you, I want Bertie! I know, honey.
我知道你想博蒂 博蒂得离开去结婚 I know you want Bertie. Bertie had to leave to get married
或者去约会什么的 好吗? or go on a date or something, okay?
但是我保证 我们俩一起会很开心的 真的 But I promise, we're gonna have a lot of fun together, honestly.
好吗?现在让我看看 All right? Now let me see how handsome
你穿校服有多帅 you look in your uniform.
这是什么? What's that?
噢 别碰那个! Oh. Don't touch that!
这是属于我爸的!我恨你 我要博蒂 It belongs to my daddy! I hate you. I want Bertie.
格瑞尔 Grayer.
人们会很奇怪... Annie's voice: Already, one had to wonder...
什么样的文化能让父亲的名片 what kind of culture would turn a father's business card
变成安全毯? into a security blanket?
我们到了 Annie: Here we are.
家 甜蜜的家 第一个任务完成了 Home sweet home. First mission accomplished.
格瑞尔 从地上起来 那特脏 Grayer, get up off the floor. It's very dirty.
不 Nuhuh.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
为什么咱们不比比谁先跑到前门? Why don't we race to the front door?
好 后到的人就是臭鸡蛋 Okay, last one there is a rotten egg.
我不笨 你会让我赢的 I'm not stupid. You're just gonna let me win.
才不会 我跑步快着呢 先生 No, I am a mighty good runner, mister.
你裤子掉下来的时候可不是 噢 天啊 Not with your pants down. Oh my God!
该死 手推车 Oh shit! The stroller!
该死 格瑞尔 Shit! Grayer!
你说脏话了 我要告诉妈妈 You said a curse. I'm telling Mommy.
格瑞尔 我没在开玩笑 Grayer, I am not kidding.
现在就把这门打开 Open this door right now.
玛丽娅! 摸我的手指 Maria! Touch my fingers.
噢 你不开门... Ow! I am not letting go...
我就不放手 ...until you open the door!
噢 Ow!
对不起 Pardon me.
我想这是格瑞尔的 I think this belongs to Grayer.
坐电梯来了12楼 Rode the elevator to the 12th floor.
谢谢 别客气 Thank you. You're welcome.
不好意思 我们这出了点状况 Sorry, we're having a little bit of a situation here.
顺便说一句 我的名字是... By the way, my name's...
由于我的工作要求我单身 Annie's voice: Since my job required a vow of chastity,
所以不要和任何人亲近是很重要的 it was essential that I avoided all intimacies,
特别不要提到名字 especially first names.
为了职场日记之便 For the purpose of this field diary,
让我们叫他性感哈佛 let's just call him Harvard Hottie.
我是X家的新保姆 I'm the Xs' new nanny.
哦 你看得出来 非常新 Oh. Very new, as you can probably tell.
我要把所有的衣服都脱掉 Grayer: I'm taking off all my clothes.
看起来脱衣服在这层很流行啊 Seems to be popular on this floor.
介意我帮你把门打开吗? Mind if I take a crack at him for you?
请便 Be my guest.
嗨 格瑞尔 我是你楼上的兄弟 Hey, Grayer, it's your pal from upstairs.
嘿 你能当个好人把门打开吗? Hey, would you be a sport and unlock the door?
把人锁门外可不好啊 It's not nice to lock people out.
求你 兄弟? Please, buddy?
嘿 你怎么在这? Hey. Why are you here?
噢 我不过帮帮我的新朋友 Oh, I'm just helping out my new friend.
安妮 Annie.
安妮 安妮保姆 Annie. Annie the nanny.
她是你朋友? She's your friend?
是 她是我朋友 她不是你朋友吗? Yes, she's my friend. Isn't she your friend too?
还不是 Not yet.
谢谢你 别客气 Thank you. Anytime.
突然世上最声名狼藉的单身女 Suddenly the world's most notorious loner
生活里有了两个男人 had two new men in her life.
不幸的是 我知道大的那个是得不到的 Unfortunately, I knew that the big one was offlimits.
据我的观察 Based on my observations,
性感哈佛那样的男人 guys like Harvard Hottie only slum it
只有在读大学的时候才与平民交往 when they're in college.
所以 我没有跟随我的心 So, instead of following my heart,
而是把精力集中在想办法进入格瑞尔的心上 I focused on finding a way into Grayer's.
格瑞尔 停下来 Grayer, stop it.
~ 为什么我们不能成为朋友? ~ ~ Why can't we be friends? ~
成为格瑞尔的朋友 Annie's voice: Befriending Grayer
显然不容易 certainly wasn't easy.
啦 啦 啦 啦 啦 啦! La la la la la la!
不过玛格丽特 米德不会一碰到 But then again, Margaret Mead didn't run home every time
疟疾就跑回家 哇 she contracted malaria. Whoa!
你有麻烦了! You're in trouble!
我以为这工作是种 I thought this job was supposed to be
让你头脑清醒的方法? a way to get your head together?
才干了两个礼拜你听起来已经 Two weeks in and you already sound
绝望 沮丧 疑神疑鬼的了 depressed, dejected and paranoid.
你忘了说营养失调了 You forgot to mention malnourished.
我发誓 这些人整天就吃豆制品和苏打水 I swear, all these people eat is bean curd and seltzer.
恶 Ew.
甚至冰淇淋都是豆腐的 I mean, even the ice cream is made out of tofu.
那为什么你不过来和我们吃晚饭呢？ So why don't you come down and have dinner with us then?
我的新室友在做秋葵汤 My new roomie's making gumbo.
这不是秋葵汤 这是克里奥鱼汤 It's not gumbo. It's Creole bouillabaisse.
我不明白 I don't get it.
你搬来城里 然后一晚上 You move to the city
你的生活就成了"威尔和格蕾丝"式的了 and overnight your life becomes "Will & Grace. "
我在这 深陷在... I'm here, kneedeep in...
该死 可能是我妈 Shit. It's probably my mom.
她是唯一知道这号码的人 She's the only one who has this number.
再见 Bye.
你好? 安妮? Hello? Annie?
嗨 上帝 Hi. My God.
一周过去了你都没给我打电话 An entire week has gone by and you haven't called me back.
妈 我告诉过你我这周会很忙 Mom, I told you I was gonna be so busy with work.
哦 你连给你担心的妈妈打电话的 Oh come on. You can't find five minutes
五分钟都抽不出来? to call your worried mother?
你怎么样 宝贝? How are you, honey?
工作怎么样?公寓怎么样? How's the job? How's the apartment?
天 一切都很完美 God, everything is just perfect.
我是说 这工作就是我梦想的 I mean, the job is a dream.
有些挑战 但很值得 A little challenging. So rewarding though.
公寓非常棒 And the apartment is just incredible.
是吗? 我的室友非常友好 Yeah? And my roommate could not be nicer.
保姆 我需要你 Nanny, in the morning,
早上去蒂凡尼取X先生的手表 I need you to stop at Tiffany's and pick up Mr. X's watch.
我还要你把这些给格瑞尔上格里杰的 Then I need you to Xerox the recommendation letters
推荐信复印一下 for Grayer's Collegiate application.
另外 我想我们应该让他吃些法国食物 Also, I was thinking, we should introduce French food into his diet.
以便辅助他学习法语 所以 It might enhance his study of the language. So tomorrow night,
明天的晚饭你为什么不给他做 why don't you make him
炒扇贝豌豆呢? coquilles St. Jacques for dinner, hmm?
安妮 干洗 Annie? Dry cleaning.
那是谁 你的室友? Who was that, your roommate?
妈 我得挂了 我得处理点事 Mom, I have to go. I have some work stuff to take care of.
等会 我想什么时候去看看你 Wait a minute. I want to make a plan to visit.
安... Ann...
嗨 女士们 Hi, ladies.
我今早带麦迪逊去看医生了 So I took Madison to the doctor this morning.
她半年长高了3英寸 She had grown three inches in six months.
你还负责带她去看医生? You take her to the doctor too?
亲爱的 我什么都做 我的工作是C型的 Darling, I do everything. My job is a type C.
恩 C型?C型是什么? Mmm. Type C? What's type C?
噢 上帝 OK 新来的 Oh Jesus. Okay, newbie.
注意听 亲爱的 基本上 Pay attention, honey. Basically,
保姆分三类 A型 there's three types of nanny gigs. Okay, type A,
你每周提供几晚"二人世界时间" you provide "couple time" a few nights a week
为那些带孩子的职业女性 for women who work all day and parent at night.
B型 你每天下午提供 Type B, you provide
"心智健全时间" "sanity time," every afternoon, right,
给早晚照顾孩子的女人 to a woman who mothers in the mornings and the evenings.
C型 最常见的 And type C, the most common,
你一周七天每天二十四小时提供"我来做" you provide 247 "me time"
给既不上班又不带孩子的女人 to the woman who neither works nor mothers.
那么你是哪型的? So, which one are you?
我是C型 I am type C,
毫无疑问 虽然刚开始我一无所知 no question. Although when I started I had no idea.
我以为这是个轻松有趣的工作 I thought it would be a kind of fun and easy job.
我还以为大学毕业生 You'd think a college graduate
选择工作时会更明智些 would choose a job a little more wisely.
事实上 更像是这工作选了我 Actually, this job kind of chose me.
选择你? Chose you?
孩子 我离开我的国家 Please, child. I left my country
是因为我想为我的儿子 because I thought I could give my boy
和生病的母亲提供更好的生活 and my sick mother a better life.
我以为我来这最多两三年 I was supposed to be here two or three years tops.
当我在带这些陌生人的孩子时 And while I've been raising these strangers' children,
我自己的孩子却在没妈的情况下长大 my own child has grown up without a mother.
那就是这工作怎么选我的 That's how this job chose me.
半汤匙龙嵩 Half a tablespoon of tarragon.
那是干的 我喜欢新鲜的 That's dried. I like fresh.
你知道什么 我们只有干的 好吗 孩子? Well, you know what? Dried's all we got, okay, kiddo?
我恨干贝 我想吃寿司 I hate coquilles dry. I want sushi.
那就告诉你妈你想学日语 Well, then tell your mother you want to learn Japanese.
嗯 Mmm!
好 Okay.
我要告诉妈咪 你有麻烦了 I'm telling Mommy. You're in trouble.
好 Okay.
我不管了 That's it.
不 妈咪说这些东西高果糖高淀粉 No, Mommy says they're full of highfructose corn syrup.
妈妈不知道就没关系 行了吗 告密鬼? Well, what mommy doesn't know won't hurt her, okay, Mr. Tattletale?
吃了它 快 Eat it. Go on.
就从罐里舀出来 Right out of the jar.
没关系 It's okay.
恩 恩 Mmm. Mmm.
很好吃 对吧? 这好玩 It's yummy, isn't it? This is fun.
是吧?这好玩 这好玩 Yeah? This is fun. This is fun.
这好玩的一顿是我俩间的小秘密 好吗? And this fun meal has to be our little secret, okay?
好 Okay.
嘿 你知道 我们可以做很多好玩的事 Hey, you know, we can do lots of fun things.
只要我俩是朋友并互相信任 We just have to be friends and we have to trust each other.
好吗? 恩 Okay? Mmmhmm.
也许你该有个代号 Maybe you should have a secret name too?
你想要个代号吗? 想 我想要个代号 You want a secret name? Yeah, I want a secret name.
好 Okay.
叫海绵鲍勃怎么样? How about Sponge Bob?
不要 太傻了 不要? No, silly. No?
好吧 那就 那就格雷文? All right, what about... what about Grover?
格雷文 我喜欢格雷文 Grover, I love Grover.
你喜欢? 那好 就格雷文了 You do? All right. Grover it is.
我的小老虎 在哪? Where's my little munchkin?
爸爸! 爸爸回家了 啊? Daddy! Daddy's home. Huh?
耶 爸爸 爸爸回家了 Yay, Daddy. Daddy's home.
我听见他声音了 我听见了 I hear him, I hear him.
爸爸! 噢 他在这 Daddy! Oh, there he is!
噢 天哪 对不起 你是个小怪物吗? Oh my goodness, I'm sorry. Are you a little monster?
记得小怪物会怎么样吗 Remember what happens to little monsters?
过来 不要 爸爸! Come here for a minute. No, Daddy!
你记得吗?你怎么了? You remember? What's wrong with you?
爸爸! 过来 Daddy! Come here for a minute.
你被挠痒痒了 你记得吗? You get viciously tickled. You remember that?
爸爸 停下来 哈?嘿 Daddy, stop it. Huh? Hey.
你是我的小超级明星吗? 是 You my little superstar? Yeah.
你会 你会接管全世界吗? Are you? Are you gonna take over the world?
来 回答我 你会接管全世界吗? Come on, answer me. You gonna take over the world?
会 你什么时候接管? Yes. And when are you gonna do it?
明年 明年不够快 Next year. Next year's not soon enough.
你肯定是X先生了 我是新来的保姆 Well, you must be Mr. X. I'm the new nanny.
好 你今晚得让他安安静静的 知道吗? Yeah. Keep him quiet tonight, will you?
我正在忙个并购 I've got a merger I'm working on.
我今晚不能好好睡觉的话 I don't get some decent shuteye tonight,
某人就要负责了 somebody around here's gonna be accountable.
爸爸 来看我的恐龙 Daddy, come see my dinosaur!
爸爸有工作要做 小家伙 求你? Daddy's got work to do, buddy. Please?
嘿 格瑞尔 别 别伤心 没关系 Hey, Grayer, don't... don't be sad. It's okay.
爸爸只是累了 Daddy's just tired.
格雷文 Grover.
嘿 你想吃完好玩的饭吗? Hey, you want to finish our fun meal?
来 Come on!
好 Yeah.
~ 两只老虎 ~ ~ Frére Jacques ~
~ 跑得快 跑得快 ~ ~ Dormez vous, dormez vous ~
~一只没有眼睛 一只没有尾巴~ ~ Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines. ~
保姆? Nanny?
怎么 格雷文 Yeah, Grover?
你永远不会像博蒂那样离开我 是吗? You'll never leave me like Bertie, will you?
格雷文 你知道我... 保证? Grover, you know I... Promise?
我哪儿也不会去 你知道的 是吗 宝贝? I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right, honey?
是吗 格鲁夫? Right, Grove?
~ 哦 漂亮...~ ~ Oh beautiful... ~
亲爱的保姆 Mrs. X's voice: Dear Nanny,
请记住今天是7月4号 please remember that today is the 4th of July family party
X先生办公室有家庭派对 at Mr. X's office.
你也许忘了要求穿道具服装 It probably slipped your mind that costumes are required,
所以我自己定了几套 so I took it upon myself to have some delivered.
痒痒 我知道 甜心 This is itchy. I know, sweetheart.
为什么我们得穿成这样? Why do we have to dress up?
自由 格蕾 Annie's voice: Freedom, Grove.
都是以自由的名义 It's all in the name of freedom.
嘿 大伙 Hey, guys.
那是谁? 那是保姆 亲爱的 Who is that? That's the nanny, dear.
你见过的 露易丝怎么了? You've met her. What happened to Louisa?
那是上上个保姆了 小笨 That was two nannies ago, silly.
是 爸爸 我是乔治 华盛顿 Yeah. Daddy, I'm George Washington.
好 咯吱我 Okay. Tickle me.
不 我不明白 丹 因为那混蛋卖价低 No, I understand that, Dan, because the bastard's selling low.
求你 格瑞尔 别这样 伙计 Please! Grayer, come on, buddy.
别动了 坐下来 Cut it out, sit down.
是啊 是啊 我们在路上 不 不过是我小孩 Yes yes, we're coming. No, it's just my kid.
我们在路上 对 We're coming. Right.
不 我是这么想的... 你想让我打电话给... Well no, that's what I was thinking... You want me to call...
我的名片在哪 爸爸! 你的什么? Grayer: Where's my card! Daddy! Your what?
我的名片在哪! 我要回家 Where's my card! Oh, I wanna go home!
嘿 笑笑 格鲁夫 我们要去派对玩 Hey, smile, Grove. We're gonna go to a party.
那不是我的名片 我的名片在哪? That's not my card. Where's my card?
你能不能挂了电话然后 Mr. X: Would you get off that phone
告诉保姆把他该死的名片给他? and tell the nanny to give him his damn card?
保姆 把车调头 Mrs. X: Nanny? Mr. X: Turn the car around.
跟保姆说 保姆回去把名片拿来 Talk to the nanny, please. Nanny, go back and get the card.
等一下 Hold the elevator!
抱歉 I'm sorry.
没关系 不用 至少我这回穿戴整齐了 It's okay, don't be. At least I'm fully dressed this time.
真对不起 这不好玩 I'm so sorry. It's not funny.
我不想笑来着 I don't mean to be laughing.
你看起来很爱国 You look very patriotic.
是啊 我来帮你按电梯 Yeah. Let me hit your floor.
哦 不用 我来 Oh, that's okay. I got it.
我可不是在啥事 Didn't grow up with the staff
都是仆人帮你干的家里长大的 doing everything for me,
所以... 我也不是 so... Neither did I.
真的? 那你肯定过得很艰苦 Really? You must have had it really rough then.
好了 我很高兴让你大笑了一场 Okay, well, I'm glad to give you a good laugh.
我和老公正在普罗旺斯 Woman: My husband and I are taking our second honeymoon
渡二次蜜月 in Provence.
~ 我跳舞时他们叫我玛格瑞娜 ~ ~ When I dance they call me Macarena ~
~ 男孩们 他们说我是哈瓦那 ~ ~ And the boys, they say that I'm buena ~
~ 他们想要我 他们不能拥有我 ~ ~ They all want me, they can't have me ~
~ 所有他们都来我身旁跳舞 ~ ~ So they all come and dance beside me ~
~ 跟我一起动 跟我一起跳... ~ ~ Move with me, jam with me... ~
我在找X先生 你看到他了吗? I'm looking for Mr. X. Have you seen him?
没 对不起 No, sorry.
就算看见了我也不知道那是他 Wouldn't know him if I did.
~ 玛格瑞娜 嘿 玛格瑞娜... ~ ~ Macarena, hey, Macarena... ~
格鲁夫 别这样 怎么了? Grove, come on. What is wrong?
怎么不跳呢? Why won't you shake your booty?
因为我要便便 'Cause I have to make a doodie.
噢 来 Oh. Come on.
嘿 格鲁夫尔 我想厕所是在那边 Hey, Grover, I think the bathroom's the other way.
我爸办公室里有一个 是吗? My daddy has one in his office. Yeah?
我想去爸爸的厕所 好 I wanna go to my daddy's bathroom. Okay.
噢 为什么爸爸在咯吱那位女士? Oh. Why is Daddy tickling that lady?
对不起 I'm sorry.
格瑞尔想上一下厕所 Grayer just had to use the bathroom.
那就去吧 So use it already.
你好 格瑞尔 还记得我吗? Hello, Grayer. Remember me?
在芝加哥我跟你爸一起工作 I work with your daddy in the Chicago office.
放手 我要便便 Let go. I have to make a doodie.
那么 你肯定是保姆了 So, you must be the nanny.
恩 是的 我... Uh, yes, I...
我这就离开你的... 我在大厅里等 I'll get out of your... I'll wait in the hall.
很抱歉 So sorry.
格瑞尔 快点 你妈来了 Grayer, hurry up. Your mom's coming.
亲爱的 Sweetie
格瑞尔接到候补委员会的通知了吗? did Grayer hear from the waitinglist committee yet?
没 怎么? No, why?
噢 我肯定这不代表什么 Oh, I'm sure it doesn't mean anything,
但是贝尔家接到了达尔文被录取了 but the Bairds did and Darwin got in.
请不要跟我老公提起 Please don't say anything about
克里杰或者达尔文 Collegiate or Darwin to my husband.
当然 Sure.
噢 嗨 南瓜 你在这啊 Oh, hi, pumpkin. There you are.
噢 你们在芝加哥见过 是吗? Oh, you've met before in Chicago, right?
是的 你好 很高兴再见到你 Yes, hello. Lovely to see you.
我也很高兴见到你 再次感谢 Nice to see you as well. Excuse me. Thanks again.
嗯哼 你去哪了 Mmhm. Where have you been?
打电话 那些中国人去哪了? Making calls. Where's the chow?
一直在打? 是 The entire time? Yeah.
男性一夫一妻制在世界各地 Annie's voice: Male monogamy remains an elusive,
仍然是种难以捉摸且很大程度上 yet much mythologized practice
被神话了的行为 throughout the world.
在很多贝多因人部落中 In many Bedouin tribes,
有权势的男人被鼓励多娶老婆 powerful men are encouraged to take multiple wives.
在当代法国 In contemporary France,
情妇是社交需要 mistresses are de rigueur
并被悄悄接受的 and quietly tolerated.
但对于上东区的女人们来说 But for the women of the Upper East Side,
通奸是被病态地视而不见的 adultery is pathologically ignored.
没人警告过我我俩要进行心理治疗 Nobody warned me we were going to have a therapy session.
我在派对上完全没看到你 It's just that I didn't see you at all at the party.
我只是想悄悄地干点活儿 Well, I was trying to sneak in a little work.
行了吗?原谅我得赚钱养家 Okay? Forgive me for making a living.
但是其他人都参与了 But everybody else was participating.
其他人没做我每年要做到那些事 Everybody else doesn't pull down what I do every year.
我把家人带去了 我出席了 I had my family there and I was present and accounted for.
所以现在 我需要安静一下 So now, you know, I would really appreciate a moment of peace and quiet.
因为坦白地讲我筋疲力尽了 'Cause frankly, I'm exhausted.
早上好 皮埃尔 Bonjour, Pierre.
早上好 Bonjour.
你好吗? Comment allezvous?
很好 谢谢 Bien, merci.
你呢? Et vous?
啊 还可以 Ah, comme ci comme?a.
OK 我有个好主意 Okay, I got a great idea.
让我们假装在个山洞里 Let's pretend that we're in a cave.
你知道吗 保姆? You know what, Nanny?
什么 格鲁夫? What, Grove?
我最爱你了 I love you best.
其他保姆就这种时刻警告过我 The other nannies had warned me about this very moment,
你想要违反保姆界 the moment when you'll be tempted to break
重要规则的时刻 the cardinal rule of nannydom.
但是看着这双悲伤探求的大眼 And yet, staring into those big, sad, searching eyes,
我就是不能抗拒 I simply couldn't resist.
我也爱你 格鲁夫 I love you too, Grove.
三个小词让离开这工作 Three little words
变得难上了1000倍 made leaving this job 1,000 times harder.
...没听我得说的事! hear a thing I have to say!
我知道你工作辛苦 我只是认为 I know that you work hard. I just think
如果 如果我们想要更多孩子... that if... if we're gonna have more children...
也许你应该把注意力放在已有的这个上 Well, maybe you should focus on the one you already have.
因为你几乎连他都应付不了 'Cause you can barely handle him as it is.
为什么你对我这么冷酷? Why are you so cruel to me?
为什么? 为什么你这么冷酷? Why? Why are you so cruel?
因为我承受不了更多压力 Because I cannot take the additional pressure.
你知道吗?我觉得我该搬去芝加哥 You know something? I think that I am going to go out to Chicago
直到合并结束 求你别这样行吗?? until this merger is finished. Will you stop it, please?
我希望当我回来的时候 And I certainly hope that you're in a better mood...
求你 别这样 你的情绪能好点 行了吗? Please, stop it.... when I come back. All right?
如果我还回来的话 If I come back!
保姆 这是你的 不是吗? Nanny, this is yours, is it not?
恩...不 我... Uh... no, I...
不 我不知道那是什么 no, I don't know what that is.
这在我们洗好的衣服里 It was in our laundry.
这不是我的 也不是X先生的 It is not mine, it is not Mr. X's,
那肯定是你的了 对吗? so it has to be yours, right?
对吗? Right?
是 是我的 Yes, it's mine.
请你不要再把你的个人物品满屋放了 Please don't leave your personal items lying around the house again.
我...我不会了 L... I won't.
我保证 对不起 我接受你的道歉 I promise. I'm sorry. Apology accepted.
我不想.... I don't mean...
当个控制狂 to be a control freak.
只是...只是当X先生在忙大买卖时 It's... it's just that when Mr. X is in the middle of a big deal,
事情对我来说会很难 it can be very hard on me.
我能理解 I understand.
格瑞尔怎么样? How is Grayer doing?
格瑞尔? Grayer?
他...他不错 He's... he's fine.
他很好 He's great.
很高兴听到这个 That's good to hear.
他真是个美妙的孩子 不是吗? He really is a wonderful child, isn't he?
他是最好的 He's the best.
他是...他很贴心... He's... he's such a sweet...
好吧 晚安 Okay, good night then.
亲爱的保姆 我知道今天是周日 Mrs. X's voice: Dear Nanny, I know it's Sunday
而你要求过休息一天 and you requested a day off,
但是我非常需要在家睡一觉 but I desperately need to sleep in.
我今天得过个漫长的下午 I have a very long afternoon today
为了我们的宴会去尝各种菜 tasting caterers for our benefit,
"刚果康茄舞" 请不要叫醒我 "Conga for the Congo. " Please don't wake me
除非X先生从芝加哥打电话来 unless Mr. X calls from Chicago.
最重要的是 And most importantly,
想办法让孩子保持安静 find a way to keep the boy quiet.
为什么他们不干脆给孩子的戴个嚼子? Why don't they just muzzle the kid already?
嚼子是什么? What's a muzzle?
你的咖啡 男孩的甜甜圈 Scrambled for you and Cheerios for the boy.
妈妈不让我吃甜的谷制品 Mommy doesn't allow me to eat sugar cereal.
甜甜圈是无糖的 Cheerios are sugarfree.
低糖和无糖是不同的 Low in sugar isn't the same as sugarfree.
格雷尔 你就吃吧 Grover, just eat it.
那是含咖啡因的吗? Is that caffeinated?
妈妈从来不依赖咖啡因 Mommy doesn't use caffeine.
那是因为妈妈都睡到中午 That's because Mommy sleeps till noon.
也许这是个美好的上午 Mrs. X's voice: Perhaps it might be a nice morning
适合带格瑞尔做些有教育意义的事 to do something educational with Grayer,
比如去古根海姆看毕沙罗的画展 like the Pissarro show at the Guggenheim.
妈妈说过你该带我去她最喜欢的博物馆 Mommy said you're supposed to take me to her favorite museum,
"古基汉尼" the "Guggyheiny. "
今天应该是我的休息日 Well, since today was supposed to be my day off,
我们去我最喜欢的 自然博物馆 we're gonna go to my favorite, the Museum of Natural History.
那不是在西边吗? 是啊 怎么了? Isn't that on the West Side? Yeah, so?
我不能去西边 那是规矩 I'm not allowed to go on the West Side. That's a rule.
今天刚巧是违反规矩日 Well, today just happens to be breaktherules day.
噢 Oh.
嗨 要两个 Hi. Two please.
嘿 你知道美国最长的词是什么吗? Hey, you know what the biggest word in America is?
是什么? What?
Anti...antidisestablishmentarianism. Anti... antidisestablishmentarianism.
嘿 你很不错哦 格鲁夫 Hey, that's pretty good, Grove.
事实上 我知道个更长的词 Actually, I know a longer word.
没有更长的词了 不 有 There is no longer word. Yes, there is.
Supercalifragilistic- Supercalifragilistic expialidocious.
哇 那是啥意思? Wow. What does that mean?
进来 我指给你看 Come on inside. Let me show you.
"迷惑龙 以前被称为雷龙 Annie: "The apatosaurus, formerly known as the brontosaurus,
属于一种大型食草动物科" is from a family of enormous herbivores. "
食草是指吃素 Herbivores means vegetarian.
就像妈妈那样 明白吗? Like Mommy, you know?
那边的是什么? What's that over there?
这是暴龙 That is the Trex.
这个也跟妈妈一样吗? 恩 Is that one like Mommy too? Hmm.
我希望我的祖先也有图腾柱 I wish my ancestors made totem poles.
他们有 那个长得很像你 Well, they did. That one looks just like you.
是很像 It does.
那家伙有个... Well, that guy has a big...
它们都被挂在上面 It's hanging.
酷 他们是什么人? Cool. What are they?
他们是马梯斯家庭 They're a Matis family.
他们住在亚马逊 They live in the Amazon.
哪个是保姆? Which one's the nanny?
她今天休息 那地方的情况不一样 She has the day off. Things are different in that part of the world.
保姆 在你休息前 Mrs. X's voice: And Nanny, one last thing
还有最后一件事 before you take the rest of the day off:
你能帮我去买点东西吗? Do you think you could manage a quick shop for me?
我来帮忙 不 不用了 格瑞尔 I'll help. No, it's okay, Grayer.
别 格瑞尔 别...别 Don't. Grayer, don't... don't!
上帝! God!
妈妈! Mommy!
真是一团糟 What a mess.
真的 保姆 Really, Nanny,
我不明白你为什么不把这些 I don't know why you didn't leave all this
放到楼下让曼纽尔收起来 downstairs with Manuel to store.
我是说在宴会前这些都得堆在这吗? I mean, am I supposed to have this lying around the apartment till the benefit?
不 不 不 当然不是 No no no, of course not.
我这就拿下去给他 L... I'm gonna bring it down to him right now.
现在没时间了 There's no time now.
我需要你准备好去参加家长协会的 I need you to get ready for the Nanny Conflict Resolution Seminar
保姆冲突解决研讨会 at the Parents' Society.
我完全忘了就在今晚 I totally forgot it was this evening.
恩... Um...
X夫人 我... Mrs. X, I...
不知道你记不记得 don't know if you remember,
但是我...我今晚该休息了 but I... I was supposed to have the evening off.
我有安排了 And I made plans.
研讨会的重点就是 The entire point of the seminar
每人都把他们的保姆带去 is that everybody brings their nanny.
你是让我一个人去参加吗? Are you suggesting I attend it alone?
恩 不 Huhuh. No.
我只是... I was just...
我糊涂了 I was confused.
我会取消我的计划的 So, I will cancel my plans.
谢谢 I'd appreciate it.
谁有多余的尿布? Does anyone have an extra diaper I can use?
别吃那些 鼻涕虫! Stop eating them boogers!
格瑞尔 别脱裤子 Grayer, no nudity. Please.
当然你把孩子留给陌生人时 Of course you feel anxiety
你会感到焦虑 when leaving your kids with strangers.
你们是母亲 好了... You're moms. Okay...
现在我想做的是 now what I would love to do
把保姆们带进来 is bring in the nannies.
琳达 吉莉安 Linda, Gillian,
你们能不能照看一下孩子们 would you mind monitoring the children
让保姆们加入我们的讨论? so that the nannies can join us in here?
好的 听着 Okay, listen,
我希望下周还能看到你们 I want to see you all here next week.
下周的主题是"性感妈妈 快乐母亲" The seminar is called "Sexy Mom, Happy Mom. "
那将是个火辣话题 It's gonna be a hot one.
保姆们 我们准备好了 Linda: Nannies, we're ready.
这边走 女士们 Right this way, ladies.
好了 她们来了... All right, here they are...
保姆们! 非常好 请进 the nannies! Wonderful. Come on in.
就...就顺着墙站好 都挤进来 Just... just file against this wall. Just squeeze in.
但是...但是让自己舒服点 But... but be comfortable.
非常好 现在我们在一起了 Terrific. Now that we're all together,
我想现在时候讨论 I think it's time to address
召开这次研讨会的原因了 the reason for this seminar:
改善保姆和妈妈间的交流 Improving nannymom communication.
作为开始 我希望有个妈妈能自愿 To begin, I would like a mom volunteer
为大家提供一个和保姆 to offer the group one particular example
沟通失败的具体例子 of failed communication with your nanny.
她们大多数都几乎不会说英语 Most of them barely speak English.
那就是问题所在 好 你 That's the problem. Okay, you.
我的保姆总是给派克唱宗教歌曲 My nanny keeps on singing religious songs to Parker
尽管我一次又一次地告诉她 even though I have told her time and time again
我们是无神论者 that we're agnostic.
更糟的是 每次我和她对质 And what's worse, every time I confront her
她就是不承认 即使我给她看了 she flatly denies it, even after I provided her
保姆监控录像带作为证据也一样 with evidence from the Nanny Cam.
保姆监控录像? Nanny Cam?
我还以为那就是个都市传说 I thought that was an urban myth.
那边的就是我的保姆 That's my nanny over there.
请你问问她 Will you please ask her if she's trying to convert my child?
是不是想让我的孩子入教? No. Right now we're just hearing issues.
不 现在我们只是听听看大家的问题 Okay. Next I would like to hear from a nanny.
好的 下面我想听听保姆怎么说 Can I have a nanny volunteer?
有保姆自愿者吗? Anyone?
有人吗? Por favor?
来 别害羞 Come on, don't be shy.
我们不咬人 We won't bite.
好吧 你来说说 年轻女士? Okay, how about you, young lady?
我? 对 就你 Me? Yeah, you.
你能和大家分享一下你工作上的 Can you share with the group one particular grievance
某个不满吗? that you might have about your job?
说吧 Come on.
不 不 我...我爱我的工作 No no, II... I love my job.
真的 我觉得...我觉得幸运 I do. I feel... I feel kinda lucky.
哦 那很好 Oh, that's very nice,
但是这没什么帮助也没意义 but neither helpful nor productive.
那么你能给大家说点有用的东西吗? So can you please offer the class something useful?
说吧 Come on.
恩... 什么? Well... Yeah?
我想 如果今晚我能休息的话就好了 It would be nice to have a night off, I guess.
啊 Uhhuh.
我们 我们的时间被宴会占用得多了点 We... we have been a little preoccupied with our benefit.
但是只要她提出要求我会同意的 But all she has to do is ask.
啊哈哈哈 看见了吗 女士们? Uhhuhhuhhuh. See, ladies?
问题解决了 Conflict resolved.
我来抱他 哦 不 我能抱他 I'm taking him. Oh no, I can take him.
不 没关系 不 我能...我能抱他 No, it's all right. No, I can... I can take him.
保姆 请 我希望你出去玩 Nanny, please. I want you to go out.
现在才9点 显然你想今晚休息 It's only 9:00. You clearly wanted the evening off.
不...不 你肯定累坏了 我来抱他上床 No... no, you must be exhausted, let me put him to bed.
我们很好 给 We'll manage fine. Here.
好好玩 Have a blast.
我不明白 I just don't understand it.
我...我就是不明白为什么有的人拥有一切 L... I just don't understand how someone can have everything
还能... and still be...
这么悲惨 so miserable.
不管怎么样... Anyway...
记得我在跟你说 remember I was telling you
我去了那个新生联谊会吗? I went to this orientation mixer thingy?
我碰到了个人 他长得很像... I met this guy who likes the same exact...
就好像她把和她老公的 It's like she dumps all of her problems
所有问题都丢给了我 with her husband onto me.
这是拒绝心理 It's called denial.
好吧 打个比方 就像一条拥塞的大河 Okay, like the river.
而你显然成了疏通她的闸门 And you obviously have become her enabler.
什么?这该死的是什么意思? What? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
这代表你能不能就5分钟不提这女人? It means, can you stop talking about this woman for five minutes please?
我很抱歉让你觉得无聊了 莱奈特 Well, I'm sorry I'm boring you, Lynette,
但是这就是我现在的生活 but this is my life right now.
如果你没注意到的我 I have a life too,
我也有自己的生活 in case you haven't noticed.
我现在开始怀疑你和那位女士 And I'm starting to think you and that lady
有相似的思想 are kindred spirits.
你知道吗? You know what?
纽约大学现在就该授予你学位 NYU should give you your diploma right now.
你知道所有答案 好 好 You've got all the answers. Okay okay.
好 让我们忘了那个...忘了那个 Okay, let's forget that... forget that.
让我们至少试试去享乐? Can we at least try to have a good time?
既然你把我拉到14街以上来了 Since you did drag me above 14th Street.
恩 Mmh.
别这样 安妮 这地方 Come on, Annie. This place,
你得承认 它... you have to admit, it's...
恩 很疲倦 hmm, tired.
看那边那些家伙 Look at these guys over there.
他们没穿任何孔 They don't have any piercings,
没有纹身 我是说... no tattoos. I mean...
噢 上帝 Oh my God.
我们现在就得走 什...为什么? We have to go right now. Wha... why?
等等 我跟你说过的那个男人就在那 Wait a minute. The guy I told you about is here.
性感哈佛? Harvard Hottie?
恩 哪个?哪个?在哪? Mmm. Which one? Which one, where?
扬基球帽 蓝T恤 贵族血统 Yankees cap, blue shirt, blue blood.
恩 他确实很帅 Mmm. He is gorgeous.
是啊 走吧 Yeah, okay, let's go.
不 不 不 你疯了吗? No no no, are you out of your mind?
你在跟我开玩笑吗? You kidding me?
不 是我配不上 行了吧 No, I'm out of my league, okay?
我们走 Let's go.
你到底在干吗? What the hell are you doing?
哦 我的天 我认识那女孩 安妮 Oh my God, I know that girl. Annie!
安妮 Annie!
来 和他喝一杯 Come on, have a drink with him already.
我告诉过你 我任职期间不能约会 I told you, I can't date on the job.
你是要用这工作 Are you gonna use this job
作为任何事的借口还是怎样? as an excuse for everything or what?
跟帅哥打个招呼 Say hello to the nice fella.
-嘿 -大伙 这是安妮 -Hey. -Guys, this is Annie.
我不知道你的名字 对不起 I don't know your name. I'm sorry.
噢 莱奈特 嗨 你好吗?很高兴认识你 Oh, Lynette. Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.
都是我高中时的兄弟...这是卡特 乔乔 Some buddies from high school... this is Carter, Jojo,
-约翰 肯尼 雷杰 -你好 -John, Kenny, Reggie. -Hello.
-很高兴认识你们 -坐 找把椅子 -Nice to meet you. -Sit, grab a chair.
-哦 不 我们不能 -我们愿意 -Oh no, we can't. -We'd love to.
是啊 Yeah.
那么 姑娘们 So, girls, tell us,
你们怎么认识这这小子的? how do you know our boy here?
噢 我其实不认识他 Oh, I really don't know him.
他是安妮的朋友 He's Annie's friend.
我在工作上认识他的 I know him from work.
是吗? 你是做什么的? Oh yeah? What kind of work do you do?
模特? Model?
-空姐? -女交际? -Stewardess? -Escort?
她为我大楼里某人工作 She works for someone in my building.
哦 Oh.
实际上 我是个保姆 Actually, I'm a nanny.
保姆? A nanny?
伙计! Dude!
你没告诉过我们你认识个保姆啊 You didn't tell us you knew a nanny.
真色情啊 That is so porno.
-妈妈们火辣吗? -伙计们 -Are the moms hot? -Guys.
爸爸们觉得你火辣吗? Are you hot for the dads?
你觉得爸爸们火辣吗? Are the dads hot for you?
-嘿 别这样 -你们想让我说说爸爸们? -Hey, come on. -You want to know about the dads?
我告诉你们爸爸们都什么样 I'll tell you about the dads.
他们是又胖又秃 就知道吃牛排 They're chubby, bald, steakeating,
抽烟的没耐性的猪 cigarsmoking, typeA pigs
比起火辣保姆他们更容易 who get more turned on by the Bloomberg Wire
被彭博的节目挑起性趣 than they do by any hot nannies.
事实上 你们五年后都会变成那样 Actually, it's all of you in about five years.
所以听我的 今晚好好享受 So take it from me, Enjoy tonight,
因为你们的未来看起来操他妈的黯淡 because your future looks pretty fucking bleak.
-等等 -上帝 -Wait. -God!
笨蛋 笨蛋 Stupid stupid.
你有两条新留言 You have two new messages.
嘿 安妮 是我 Hey, Annie, it's me,
酒吧的那个 那个大混蛋 the... the big jerk from the bar.
-什么? -听着... -What? -Listen...
可能你会觉得奇怪 是你的朋友莱内特 in case you're wondering, your friend Lynette
-给了我你的电话 -前朋友 -gave me your home number. -Exfriend.
显然我该好好向你道歉 I obviously owe you a major apology.
请不要根据我的窝囊废朋友们来评判我 Please just don't judge me by my loser friends.
嗯 他们都被毁得差不多了 Mmhm. They were pretty hammered.
无论如何 Anyway,
我希望你能给我一次挽回的机会 I want you to give me an opportunity
让我请你吃饭 to redeem myself by taking you out.
我警告你 我可不接受 不 作为回答 And I'm warning you, I won't take no for an answer.
我知道你住哪儿 I know where you live,
如果需要我会在你门外扎营 so I'll camp out at your door if I have to.
你还真不如赶快跟我出去了 You really might as well just get this over with.
如果这之后你真的讨厌我... And if you really hate me after that...
我...我就再不烦你了 I'Il... I'll never ask you again.
好了 我很抱歉唠叨了半天 Okay, I'm sorry to ramble.
如果我没你的消息 If I don't hear from you,
我会一直坐着电梯上上下下直到找到你 I'll ride the elevator till I find you.
再见 Bye.
我完了 I am so screwed.
安妮 我是妈妈 Annie, it's your mother.
我很抱歉昨晚没打电话 好吗? Look, I'm sorry that I didn't call last night, okay?
我昨天忙到很晚 但是今晚... I had a really late night. But about tonight...
好了 你知道吗? Okay, you know what?
我不想再听这些了 我这就过去了 I don't want to hear it. I'm coming.
-我真过去了 -好吧 行 -I am coming. -All right, fine.
行...好 我... Fine... okay, let me...
游戏约会结束了我就给你打电话 好吗? let me just call you after this play date, okay?
游戏约会? 见鬼的什么是游戏约会? Play date? What the hell is a play date?
-噢 该死 -你骂脏话了 -Oh shit. -You said a curse!
嗯 你知道 妈妈 游戏约会是... Um, you know, Mom. A play date...
那是初级投资计划会议 it's the meeting of preliminary investment schedules.
你看 我过会再打给你 行吗? Look, I'll call you later, okay?
好吧 再见 All right. Bye.
谁住这? Who lives here?
某个叫杰弗逊的孩子 Some kid named Jefferson.
你妈妈在公园街游戏约会服务那找到他的 Your mom found him with the Park Avenue playdate service.
你们好 Hi, y'all.
我是杰弗逊的妈妈 坦雅 I'm Jefferson's mama Tanya.
进来 Come on in.
我们在烤蛋糕 We're baking a cake.
哦 我的天 Oh my God.
你们进来吧 Come on, y'all!
我装作是杰弗逊的保姆 I pretend to be Jefferson's nanny.
但是我实际上是被雇来看着她的 But I was really hired to watch her.
她去了贝迪福特诊所后就会这样 And this is what she's like after Betty Ford.
噢 她老公不在乎吗? Oh! Doesn't her husband care?
喔 他75了 而她以前是个舞女 Whoo! He's 75. She's an exshowgirl.
他才不在乎任何事 He's not complaining about anything.
糖霜的乐趣! 耶! Frosting fun! Yay!
我想每天都来这 Grayer: I want to come here every day.
嘿 Hey.
你在这干吗? What are you doing here?
你身上这都是什么啊? And what is all over you?
安妮 你能告诉我见鬼的都发生什么吗? Lynette: Annie, will you tell me what the hell is going on?
好了 听着 大伙 这是我的公寓 All right, listen up, people. This is my apartment.
我的室友丽萨 And my roommate Lisa is away
去...去出差了 on... on business.
你们...噢 是来玩的 You are... oh, just visiting.
-他是... -莱奈特的新男友 -He is... -Lynette's new boyfriend.
-好 -我爱你的朋友 -Fine. -I love your friends.
我们在玩什么奇怪的游戏? What twisted game are we playing here?
我们在玩妈妈要来了 We're playing the mymomiscomingover
如果她发现我当保姆我就完蛋了的游戏 andifshefindsoutI'mananny thenI'mscrewed game.
我爱这个 嘿 我该给妈妈做个奶酪卷吗? I love it. Hey, should I whip up a fondue for Mom?
恩 你知道吗?如果你想扮异性恋的话 Um, well, you know what? If you're gonna play it straight,
还是做肉卷比较好 我要借这个 I would make it meatloaf. I'm gonna borrow this.
那是我的衣服 你不能借那件 That's my dress. You can't borrow that dress.
那衣服真难看 It's a terrible dress.
-奶酪卷? -去把我衣服拿来 -Fondue? -Go get my dress.
哦 凯文 真谢谢你 这看起来很好吃 Oh boy, Calvin. Thank you so much. That looks delicious.
盘摆得也喜庆 It's so festively presented too.
你和莱奈特是怎么认识的? So, how did you and Lynette meet?
安妮的室友丽萨介绍我俩认识的 Annie's roommate Lisa introduced us.
真遗憾她不在这 It's a shame she's not here.
我以前也跟她约会过 I used to date her too.
真的? Really?
那么... So...
你很喜欢安妮的新住处吧? don't you just love Annie's new place?
嗯 我们喜欢 Mmhm. We do.
我们总在这 We're here all the time.
是啊 我觉得这地方很...很有趣 Yeah, I think it's very... very interesting.
这有点小 但... 嗯 It's a little small, but... Mmm.
这是个很好的起步 宝贝 ...it's a fine steppingstone, honey.
是公事 我得接 It's work. I'll take that.
真够她忙啊 Well, certainly keeping her busy.
很忙 嗯 Very busy. Mmhm.
忙碌的蜜蜂 无情地 Busy bee. Relentlessly.
24小时的 你好? Round the clock. Hello?
这不是雷龙 你什么都不知道 This isn't a brontosaurus. You don't know anything.
噢 格瑞尔 别! Oh, Grayer! Please!
现在在上瑜伽课 而且妈妈在打电话 It is yoga hour and Mommy's on the phone.
你好? Hello?
嘿 是我 Yes, hi. It's me.
我...我知道我同意了让你 L... I know that I agreed to let you
今晚去医院看你祖母 visit your grandmother in the hospital tonight,
但是我想我需要提醒你 but I feel I need to remind you
明天是格瑞尔的生日 that tomorrow is Grayer's birthday.
什么?怎么会这样? What? How can that be?
他的生日派对不是下个月才开吗? His party isn't until next month.
我们故意这样安排的 Well, we scheduled it that way on purpose
因为我没约到想要的那个派对策划人 because the party planner I wanted wasn't available.
也没约到我老公 但是现在 Neither was my husband. But as it turns out,
X先生会从芝加哥回来两天 Mr. X is coming home for two days from Chicago,
我们正计划一个小型的家庭庆祝会 so we're planning a small family celebration.
哦 那很可爱 Oh that's lovely.
这是格瑞尔最想要的礼物了 Grayer couldn't ask for a better gift.
在那之后我们会和朋友去卡莱尔 And then afterwards, we'll all head over to the Carlyle
参加一个更正式的活动 for a more formal affair with friends.
显然 我希望你参加 Obviously, I do expect you to attend.
好 行 Okay, all right.
所以你得穿戴得体 So you will need to dress appropriately.
好 不管怎样 Right. Anyway...
由于你没在这帮忙 since you are not around to help,
我把一切都安排好了 妈妈 来玩 I've taken care of everything. Mommy, play!
谢谢 Thank you.
另外 这有束给你的玫瑰 Also, some roses arrived for you.
玫瑰? 是啊 非常奇怪 Roses? Yes, very curious.
卡片上写着"接受我的道歉 The card says, "Accept my apology,
不然" or else. "
哦 那是疯子祖父 Oh, that's crazy Grandpa.
他... He...
他昨晚没来看祖母 he didn't visit Grandma last night
我们就让他送了 and we just let him have it.
你知道格瑞尔对花粉有什么反应 Well, you know how Grayer is around pollen.
所以 我得把它们扔出去了 So, I'll have to throw them out.
-安妮? -噢 好吧 -Annie? -Oh, okay.
你知道 我得... Well, you know, I am going to...
挂了 因为起搏器掉了 hang up because the pacemaker isn't on.
明早见 So I'll see you in the morning.
噢 天 Oh gosh.
-宝贝? -怎么? -Honey? -Yeah?
-你没事吧? -嗯哼 -Are you okay? -Mmhm.
非常好 Perfect.
要甜点吗? Dessert?
这非常重要 你意识到了吗? Mr. X: This is of vital importance, are you aware of that?
我不认为现在是合适的时间 I don't think right now is the time.
你完全没意识到我有多失望 You have absolutely no idea how disappointed I am.
小丑应该很好玩阿 Grayer: Clowns are supposed to be funny.
他们是法国小丑 格鲁夫 Well, they're French clowns, Grove.
我恨他们 我恨我的生日 I hate them and I hate my birthday.
...为了给你收拾烂摊子! Mr. X:... in order to clean up your mess!
别打断我 Do not interrupt me.
你告诉我多上一年学前班 Now you told me that the extra year of preschool
就能保证他被录取 would guarantee him a spot.
他今天就6岁了 现在你的计划是什么? Today he's six. What's your plan now?
我会回来的 好吗? I'll be back, okay?
我们应该冷静下来 Mrs. X: We should try to be calm.
我兄弟的孩子进去了 Mr. X: My brother's kids got in.
那还不够耻辱 我现在不会 ...that isn't enough of a humiliation. I will not tolerate
再忍受 - 隔壁正在演滑稽剧 at this point... -There are mimes in the next room.
我建议你小声点 你知道吗? I suggest you keep your voice down. You know what?
嘿 Hey.
你在这干什么? What the hell are you doing here?
我想知道你为什么把我的花扔了 I want to know why you threw my flowers away.
我在楼梯间里发现了它们 I found them in the stairwell.
不是我扔的 行了吧? I didn't throw them away, okay?
我的疯子雇主干的 My lunatic employer did.
而且如果你现在还不离开的话 And if you don't get out of here right now,
她会把我也扔出去 she's gonna throw me out too.
-好吗? -你不跟我约会我就不走 -Okay? -Not until you agree to see me.
什么? 别再这样了 What? This has got to stop.
别 就一次约会 我就要求这么多 Come on, one date. That's all I'm asking here.
哦 好吧 好吧 行了吗? Oh, fine fine, okay?
周四下班后 走 走 After work on Thursday. Go go.
保姆 Nanny.
在我们去卡莱尔之前 Before we head over to the Carlyle,
我想让你知道为什么X先生这么心烦 I would like you to know why Mr. X is so upset.
看起来格瑞尔被克里杰拒了 It seems that Grayer was rejected for admission to Collegiate.
嗯...我很抱歉 Um... I'm very sorry.
这肯定让很让人心烦 不是让人心烦 That must be upsetting. Not upsetting.
是让人无法接受 Unacceptable.
停下来! Stop it!
-离我远点 -哦 甜心 -Get away from me! -Oh, sweetheart.
别害怕 他们只是小丑 Don't be afraid. They're only clowns.
-我恨他们 -他们是友好的法国小丑 -I hate them. -They're nice French clowns.
他们吓到我了! They scare me!
格瑞尔 去你妈妈那 Grayer, go to your mommy.
去你妈妈那 格瑞尔 Huhuh. Go to your mommy, Grayer.
-去呀 -不 -Go. -No.
去 甜心 Go on, sweetheart.
就像我说的 保姆 As I was saying, Nanny,
我们觉得你没花足够的时间 we feel that you are not spending enough time
带我们的儿子参加教育性活动 on educational activities with our son.
所以我们决定雇个顾问来 Therefore we have decided to hire a consultant
充分研究现在的情况 to fully research the situation.
他这周会占用你额外的时间... He will demand extra time from you this week...
只要对格瑞尔好就行 Whatever's best for Grayer.
...从周四晚上开始 ...starting Thursday evening.
你给小孩念"华尔街日报"吗? Do you read to the child from "The Wall Street Journal"?
"金融时报"呢? "格兰塔"呢? "Financial Times"? "Granta"?
我...我给他唱法语歌 L... I sing to him in French.
我们需要比预想的花更多时间 Well, we need more time than I thought
才能把事情弄清楚 to get to the bottom of this.
我知道 我知道 我迟到很久了 I know. I know, I'm very very late.
对不起 你听到我的留言了吗? I'm sorry. Did you get my message?
-嗯 6个都收到了 -我工作拖得太晚了 -Yep. All six of 'em. -I couldn't get out of work.
顾问没完没了的 太可怕了 The consultant kept me forever. It was horrible.
是啊 现在不仅定的座没了 Yeah, well, not only did I lose the reservation,
厨房也关了 所以... but the kitchen is now closed. So...
好吧 我很抱歉我迟到了 Okay. I'm sorry I was late.
恩...有时候...这些事就是... Um... sometimes these things just...
成不了 好吗? don't work out, okay?
等等 噢 噢 噢 噢 噢 噢 噢 Wait, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
你觉得这么容易就能摆脱我? Think you can just get rid of me that easily?
不 不是要摆脱你 No, it's not about getting rid of you.
只是这么晚这附近也没地方开着了 It's just that no place around here stays open this late.
如此而已 That's all.
事实上 我知道个很好地方 Actually, I know the perfect place.
相当不错吧? Pretty good, huh?
上东区头号批萨 Number one slice on the Upper East Side.
不坏 It's not bad.
但是我告诉你...这没泽西海岸的好... I'll tell you what though... it doesn't touch the Jersey Shore.
如果你是个批萨鉴赏家 Well, if you're such a pizza connoisseur,
在意大利黑人区有个很不错的地方 there's a really great place in Italian Harlem.
什么时候我带你去那 I'll take you there sometime.
黑人区? Harlem?
我难以想象你在黑人区的样子 I have a hard time imagining you in Harlem.
为什么?我很喜欢探索我的城市 Why? I enjoy exploring my city.
你也该多试试 Something you should probably do more of.
噢 谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
我会试着在清理格瑞尔呕吐物 I'll try to squeeze that in between cleaning up Grayer's vomit
和取X夫人衣服之间挤出时间来做的 and picking up Mrs. X's laundry.
如果你的工作真那么糟 Come on, if your job is that bad,
你干吗不干脆辞了? why don't you just quit?
我是说 这不像是你在你的职业规划里 I mean, it's not like you're on a career path here.
我不明白 I don't understand.
是啊 当然你不明白 No, of course you don't understand.
显然你过着被祝福过的生活 You've obviously lived a very charmed life
在第五大街上长大 你上的是哈佛 growing up on Fifth Avenue. You went to Harvard.
被祝福过的生活? A charmed life?
好 现在我明白了 Okay. Now I get it.
你要知道 You know, for your information
我4岁的时候妈妈就死了 my mother died when I was four.
我爸爸经常出差 My father traveled constantly for work.
我由9个不同的保姆带大 I was raised by nine different nannies
直到我大到能去海外上寄宿学校了 until I was old enough to get shipped off to boarding school.
这就是我被如何祝福的生活 That's how charmed my life was.
-我很抱歉 -但是你知道吗? -I'm really sorry. -But you know something?
尽管如此我觉得我还是 I still think I turned out to be a pretty decent guy
长成了一个很体面的男人 in spite of it all.
我想我是个傻X I guess I'm officially an asshole.
不... Well...
傻X太脏了 asshole is a pretty strong word.
我会说混蛋或是笨蛋 I would have gone with jerk or bonehead.
但那只是因为我还保有在学前班学的教养 But that's just my prep school upbringing.
我不知道 我只是...我很想辞职 I don't know, you know, I just... I would love to quit.
我真的会 但是我... I really would, but I...
我不能丢下格瑞尔 I can't leave Grayer.
我不能 I can't.
你也许会觉得我彻底疯了 You're gonna think I'm totally crazy,
但是我也替她感到难过 but I feel really bad for her also.
你觉得我疯了吗? Do you think I'm crazy?
你知道 你也许得了 Well, you know, you could be suffering from
斯德哥尔摩综合症 Stockholm Syndrome.
你听说过帕蒂 赫斯特吗? You ever heard of Patty Hearst?
你在开玩笑吗? Are you kidding?
是 Yes.
但是我真的认为你现在应该让我吻你 But I do think you should probably let me kiss you right about now.
什么? What?
呃... Well...
我们离你的大楼还有两个街区 we're two blocks from your building.
一旦我们走近了 我就不能离你太近 And once we get any closer, I won't be able to go near you.
实话告诉你 Which, to tell you the truth,
自从那天看到你穿那套国旗服开始 is all I've really thought about since that day
我脑子里想的就全是这事 I saw you in that Betsy Ross getup.
那还真是奇怪 That is really kinky and weird.
你连一半都还不知道呢 You don't know the half of it.
晚安 Good night.
愉快的夜晚 是啊 Pleasant evening. Yeah.
晚安 Good night.
小心... Look out for the...
对不起 Sorry.
在做现场工作时 While doing field work,
众所周知人类学家会迷失在 anthropologists have been known to lose themselves
他们研究的社会中 in the very society that they're studying,
一种被称为"成为当地人"的现象 a phenomenon known as "going native. "
当这发生时 When this occurs,
应该采取的行动是让自己 the proper course of action is to remove oneself
尽快脱离出来 ASAP.
在我和性感哈佛度过一晚后 After my night with Harvard Hottie,
我对X家的迷恋很明显 it became quite obvious
意味着我已经成当地人了 that my obsession with the Xs meant I'd gone native.
那天在公园里做白日梦时 Daydreaming in the park that day,
我得出结论能做到唯一正确的事 I came to the conclusion that the only right thing to do
是去面对X夫人... was confront Mrs. X...
然后辞职 and quit.
哦 我都忘了这个了 Oh, I forgot about this.
哇 这不错 Wow. This could work.
恩 Mmm.
看看你能不能给我找件短点的 See if you can find me something short.
和这项链更配的 It'll go better with this neckline.
好 Okay.
噢 Oh.
这是格瑞尔给你的? Did Grayer get you this?
上帝 God.
我10岁时买给我妈的 I bought this for my mother when I was 10.
她很生我的气 不肯戴 她说太普通了 She got mad at me, refused to wear it. She said it was common.
我想我是赌气才留下的 I think I saved it out of spite.
这个呢? How about this?
结婚一周年时X先生买给我的 Mr. X bought it for me for our first wedding anniversary.
这是最合适的 我今晚该戴这个 So it's only fitting that I should wear it tonight,
对吗? right?
当然 Definitely.
X夫人 我得跟你说点事 Mrs. X, I need to talk to you about something.
我知道你今晚很忙 I know you're really busy tonight,
所以我想能不能安排一点时间 so I was wondering if we could schedule some time
-明天晚上谈 -什么事 保姆? -tomorrow night to talk. -What is it, Nanny?
我...我想我们单独谈比较好 L... I think it's better if we talk alone.
什么事? What is it?
保姆 来帮把手 Nanny, lend a hand.
怎么样? Well?
你看起来很漂亮 You look amazing.
真的? 你很漂亮 妈妈 Really? You look very pretty, Mommy.
你们喜欢这套迪奥? And... and you like the Dior?
我是说 我知道对吃顿饭来说这有点过了 I mean, I know it's a little much for dinner,
但是之后他会带我 but afterwards he's taking me
但之后他会带我去Met学校校长的庆祝会 to the President's Circle Gala at the Met.
我想不出有比这衣服更适合 Well, I couldn't imagine a more perfect dress
浪漫的周年纪念的 for a romantic anniversary.
现在我差的只有我老公了 All I need now is my husband.
我刚给机场打过电话 I just called the airport.
从芝加哥来的航班既没有延误 There wasn't a single delay
也没有取消的 or cancelation out of Chicago
所以... so...
他能去哪了? Where can that man be?
保姆 给兰格威打电话 Nanny, call La Grande Nuit
告诉他们我们会晚点 过来 and tell them we're running late. Come on.
我可不想预约作废了 I don't want to lose the reservation.
是雷格威还兰格 Is it "Le Grande Nuit" or "La Grande... "
还是阿里...阿里亚斯 "Le... Les"?
我觉得是"兰" I think it's "La. "
谢谢 聪明鬼 Thanks, smartypants.
-你好? -嗯 是我 -Hello? -Uh yeah, it's me.
听着 我快出服务区了 Listen, I'm losing cell service here.
我要你告诉我妻子 I need you to find my wife and explain to her
我的航班被取消了 that my flight was canceled.
由于我周日晚上才能回去 Uh, and since I'm gonna have to be back here Sunday night,
我整个周末就在芝加哥过了 I'm just gonna spend the whole weekend in Chicago.
不 不 不...一定要告诉她我很抱歉 No no no... Make sure to tell her I'm sorry.
不 不 不 X先生 你不能这么做 你看 她... No no no, Mr. X, you can't do this. Look, she...
保姆 是谁打的? Nanny, who was it?
他说什么了? What did he say?
恩... Um...
他说... he said that...
他的航班被取消了 his flight was canceled.
还有... And...
他非常非常抱歉 and he's very very sorry.
记住把这个放在最上面 Make sure you put that one on top.
我不希望任何东西皱了 I don't want anything to wrinkle.
妈妈 你去哪? Mommy, where are you going?
妈妈 别走! Mommy, don't go!
不 格瑞...不 格瑞尔 别...别捣乱 No, Gray... no, Grayer. Don't... don't be difficult.
妈妈得离开几天休息一下 Mommy has to go away for a few days to get some rest.
保姆 我决定休息几天 Nanny, I've decided to take a few days off.
我会在兰尼克斯的图森峡谷牧场温泉中心 I'll be at the spa at Canyon Ranch in Lenox.
玛丽娅有我所有的号码 哦 上帝 Maria has all my numbers. Oh God.
保姆 我们能上楼去吗? Grayer: Nanny, can we go upstairs?
我觉得不舒服 I feel funny.
哦 上帝 怎么能升得这么快?104度? Oh my God! How did this come on so fast? 104?
哦 上帝 哦 上帝 好 好 Oh my God, oh my God. Okay okay.
宝贝 过来 你还好吗? Honey, come here. You okay?
我非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
没关系 没关系 That's okay, that's okay. All right.
好 等等 不 Okay, wait. No.
嘿 莱奈特 我是安妮 听着 我需要你帮忙 Hey, Lynette, it's Annie. Listen, I need your help.
格瑞尔烧到104度了 Grayer has a temperature of 104
他吐得我满身都是 也没别人了 and I have vomit all over me and there's nobody here.
上帝 你给他妈打电话了吗? God. Did you call his mother?
是 我打过了 她在什么要命的温泉中心 Yes, I called his mother. She's at some friggin' spa.
我留了三条言 她不给我回电话 I left three messages and she won't call me back.
我不知道该做什么 I don't know what to do.
我是说 我该带他去看急诊还是怎样? I mean, should I take him to the emergency room or something?
-安妮 这我回答不了 - 我... -Annie, I can't answer that. -I...
你有医生的电话吗? Do you know a number of a doctor
能让我咨询的 护士的也行 I could call for advice, or a nurse even?
我当然认识一个护士 Of course I know a nurse.
你妈妈 Your mother.
保姆? Nanny?
莱奈特 我过会再给你打 Lynette, I have to call you back.
怎么了 甜心? 出什么事了? What is it, sweetheart? What's wrong?
我要妈妈 I want my mommy.
我也是 Me too.
一切如何? How is everything?
他的烧退了 His fever's down.
但是我想他得了喉炎 But I think he's got the croup.
蒸汽能让他对咽喉打开些 The steam should help open his passages
希望这能让他的咳嗽减轻些 and hopefully it'll ease up his cough
他就能休息一会 and he can get some rest.
这...这有什么我能做的吗? Is... is there anything I can do?
把门关上 Just close the door.
他没事了 He's okay now.
好多了 Much better.
哦 谢谢你 上帝 Oh, thank you, God.
即使如此 你明早也该带他去看医生 Even so, you should bring him to the doctor in the morning.
也许该给他开点药 He's probably gonna need a prescription.
好的 Okay.
嘿 妈 恩... Hey, Ma, um...
我...我不知道该怎么... I... I don't know how to...
谢谢你 你过来帮我... thank you for coming here, and helping...
你为什么对我撒谎 安妮? Why'd you lie to me, Annie?
我从来没对你说过谎 I have never lied to you.
从来没 Ever.
我知道 I know.
我只是... I just...
哦 妈妈 我真的再应付不了了 Oh, Mom, I couldn't handle it anymore.
我就是应付不了 什么? I just couldn't handle it. What?
你应付不了什么? 你年轻 聪明 What couldn't you handle? You're young, you're smart,
你精力充沛 前途一片光明 you're energetic. You got this incredibly bright future ahead of you.
就是太光明了 妈 行了吗? It was too bright, Ma. All right?
我只是...我只是 我得... I just... I just, I got...
我得逃离原来的轨道 I had to get away.
然后做这个? And do this?
你明白吗?我值的每个夜班 You understand? Every night shift I worked,
我接受的每次加班 every overtime hour I accepted,
我做这些都是想让你过得比我好 I did it because I wanted something better for you than I had.
保姆! 很好 你起床了 Nanny! Good, you're up.
就放那 Just leave that there.
听着 那水疗简直糟透了 So listen, the spa was just awful,
挤满了郊区的流氓 totally overrun with suburban riffraff.
而且我正在去角质的时候 And then in the middle of my body scrub,
X先生给我打电话 信不信由你 Mr. X called and believe it or not,
他这周想带我们去楠塔基特 he wants to take us all to Nantucket next week.
所以我决定提前回来 So I figured I might as well cut my trip short and...
这是谁? Who's this?
我是朱迪 I'm Judy.
她是我妈妈 It's my mom.
你从没提过你有个妈妈 保姆 You never mentioned you had a mother, Nanny.
恩... Um...
我妈妈是个护士 她过来帮我 my mom's a nurse. She came over here to help me.
格瑞尔病得很重 Grayer's been very very very sick.
我试着给你打电话 他在哪? I tried calling you... Where is he?
他... 他正在睡觉 Well he's... he's sleeping now.
那他病得也不是那么严重了 是吗? Then he can't be that sick now, can he?
听着 你能迅速把我的行李都拿出来 So listen, could you quickly unpack my luggage
然后把所有东西都送去洗衣房? and just put everything in the laundry?
我精疲力尽了 I'm exhausted
而X先生明早9点前就会回来 and Mr. X is expected sometime before 9:00.
明早见 I will see you in the morning.
噢 很高兴认识你 朱莉 Oh, very nice to meet you, Julie.
朱迪 Judy.
当你生活的这一段过去了给我打电话 Call me when this phase of your life is over.
我真想在她身后大叫 Annie's voice: I desperately wanted to yell out after her,
但是就像在我的那些噩梦中 but it was like one of those awful dreams
我出不了声 where I had no voice.
我想成为生活观察者的愿望 My desire to be an observer of life...
使得我没法好好生活 ...was actually keeping me from living one.
很明显 这女人太可恶了 Clearly, the woman's heinous.
你必须辞职 就这么简单 You gotta quit. It's just that simple.
我不能 好吗? 我试过了 I can't, all right? I tried.
如果我有个诱人的提议呢? What if I made you a tempting offer?
我得去我爸在南安普敦的房子呆一个月 I'm gonna go to my father's house in Southampton for a month.
我需要点时间 I've got to take some time,
想想法学院是不是真适合我 figure out if law school is really right for me.
你为什么不和我一起去? Why don't you join me?
去做一下心灵探索 Do a little soulsearching.
整栋房子都归我们 一分钱都不用花 We'd get the whole house to ourselves... won't cost us a cent.
我们会在沙滩上散步 喝红酒 We'll walk on the beach. We'll drink red wine,
烤鲜鱼 grill fresh fish.
这听起来就像天堂 That sounds like heaven.
但是如果这次度假 But what if this vacation
能挽救他们的婚姻怎么办? can save their marriage?
如果我现在辞职的话 就把这毁了 If I quit now, I'll ruin it
还会伤了格瑞尔的心 and break Grayer's heart.
那我的心呢?我算什么? What about my heart? Do I count for anything?
来吧 答应我 Come on, say yes.
跟我一起去汉普顿享受青春 Be young with me in the Hamptons.
不要跟那家怪人去楠塔基特 Don't go to Nantucket with the weirdoes.
怎么样? What do you say?
完全没可能 是吗? Not a chance in hell, is there?
我明白了 别这样 我没说不去 I can take a hint. Come on, I didn't say no.
但你也不是大叫着说要去 不是吗? You weren't exactly screaming yes though, were you?
我现在开始怀疑你到底是真的无私呢 I'm starting to wonder if you're really selfless
还是有些自恋 or just a little selfobsessed.
谢谢你 谢谢 Thank you. Thanks.
我得走了 I have to go.
听着 如果你改变主意了 Listen, if you change your mind,
我的提议仍然有效 my offer stands.
我们要去塔基特 我们要去塔基特 We're going to 'Tucket. We're going to 'Tucket.
猜猜还有什么? 我要有只小狗了 Guess what else? I'm getting a puppy.
噢 Oh!
哦 我的天! Oh my God!
爸爸 爸爸 我的小狗在哪? Daddy, Daddy, where's my puppy?
就在那边的车里等着你呢 运动员 Been waiting for you right up in the car there, sport.
这不美妙吗? 恩 Isn't it wonderful? Mmm.
迟来已久的家庭旅行 A family trip has been long overdue.
恩 听着 我不想当这格瑞尔说什么 Mmm, listen, I didn't want to say anything in front of Grayer,
但事实上我只能呆几天 but the truth is, I can only stay for a few days.
他们正催着我赶快结束芝加哥的事情 They're really pushing me to finish up in Chicago.
你在开玩笑吧 You can't be serious.
你不能把我们单独丢在这岛上 You're not gonna leave us on this island alone.
好吧 我们迟点再谈 Okay, we'll talk about it later.
~ 但是我在前进 ~ ~ But I'm moving on ~
~ 我成为你的首位 ~ ~ I'm gonna be your number one ~
~ 我不是那种 ~ ~ I'm not the kind of girl ~
~ 会就这放弃的女孩 ~ ~ Who gives up just like that ~
~ 噢 不 不 不...~ 嗨 ~ Oh noooo... ~ Annie: Hi.
我是安妮 我很久没你的消息了 It's Annie. I haven't heard from you in a while.
也许现在你在南汉普顿 You're probably in Southampton,
但是我只是想让你知道... but I just wanted to let you know that...
我的手机在这不能用 my cell phone doesn't work here.
所以如果你想给我打电话... So if you wanted to call...
如果你想打电话 if you wanted to call,
也许你手机上已经... 保姆 快点 you probably have the number... Nanny, hurry up!
显示了这个号码了 但是以防万一 ...already on your cell phone, but I will give it to you
我还是再说一遍 508... just in case. It is 508...
你好 噢 Hello? Oh.
什么 你好? 你好 保姆? What, hello? Hello, Nanny?
什... 我想用这电话 Wha... I need to use this phone.
现在 好吧 很抱歉 Immediately. Okay, so sorry.
噢 上帝 保姆 我们要去海滩 Oh God. Nanny, we're going to the beach.
我长大想要足够的钱去 When I grow up, I want enough money
盖个真的城堡 to build a real castle.
记住 格鲁夫 钱买不到爱 Just remember, Grove, that money can't buy love.
但是妈妈给你钱而我爱你 But Mommy pays you money and I love you.
惊喜啊 惊喜 亲爱的 Woman: Surprise surprise, dear.
妈妈? 天 你长胖了 Mother? My, you've gotten portly.
嗨 奶奶 Hi, Grandma.
见鬼的你在这干吗? What the hell are you doing here?
问你妻子 是她让我来的 Ask your wife. She's the one who requested I come.
亲爱的 我... 我可不需要邀请 Darling, I... Not that I need an invitation.
这是我的房子 It is my house.
我只是希望你妈一起听这个消息 I just wanted your mother to be here for the news.
消息 什么消息? 现在到底在做什么? News, what news? What in the hell is going on here?
我怀孕了 I'm having another baby.
...这不可能 ... virtually impossible.
你到底想要什么? What exactly do you want?
现在我妈在这 所以我去不了芝加哥了 And now my mother is here so I can't go to Chicago.
就他妈一周 One lousy week!
你知道吗?你是个能惹人发火的女人 You know something? You are an infuriating woman.
你真是! You really are!
这就是我不去参加社交季的报答 That's what you get for rejecting debutante season.
谁让你不去的 婊子? Who asked you, bitch?
你能照顾一下孩子们吗? Can you look after the kids for a minute?
我是这唯一的保姆 我得去下厕所 I'm the only nanny here. I just have to use the restroom.
恩 Hmm.
动作快点 亲爱的 我正在看最后一章 Make it snappy, dear. I'm on the last chapter.
哦 非常感谢 Oh, thanks a million.
哦 你看起来真漂亮 Oh. You look gorgeous.
听着 我需要一些有关保姆的建议 Listen, I need some nanny advice.
好的 实话告诉你 Okay. To tell you the truth,
我不知道她最近怎么了 I don't know what's gotten into her lately.
我装了个保姆监控头 Well, I installed a Nanny Cam.
所以我们很快能看到真相 So we'll soon see the truth.
也许该是让她走到时候了 It might be time to let her go.
我又看见了一个 I saw another one.
许个愿 格鲁夫 Annie: Make a wish, Grove.
我希望我们能永远呆在塔基特 I wish we could stay in 'Tucket forever,
妈妈 爸爸 你和我的小狗 Mommy, Daddy, you and my puppy.
格鲁夫? Grove?
你知道我... You know I...
我不会永远当你的保姆 I'm not gonna be your nanny forever.
我不能 I can't be.
这不代表我不会一直是你的朋友 That doesn't mean I'm not gonna always be your friend.
什么 这该死的小破房里竟然没橘子汁? What, there's no OJ in the goddamned shitshack?
哦 我正准备做点 Oh, I was just about to make some.
恩 Mmhm.
格瑞尔呢? 他起床了吗? Where's Grayer? Isn't he up yet?
恩 他昨天入睡有点困难 Um, he had a little trouble sleeping.
所以... So...
浓缩的 你在开玩笑吧 Concentrate? You have got to be kidding me.
我花这么多钱都喝不到鲜榨的 All my money and I can't get freshsqueezed? Come on.
我们以前开派对时经常这样做的 Uh, we used it all at the party, so...
那么 你和我一起去超市 Well then, why don't you and I take a little trip to the market
买一些回来 怎么样 and get us some, huh?
我现在不在家 请在B一声后留言 Harvard Hottie: I'm not in right now. Leave it at the beep.
~ 做新的自己 亮出自己 ~ ~ Be the new one, burn to shine ~
~ 悲伤由我承担 ~ ~ I take the blue ones every time ~
~ 让我走到你的内心 ~ ~ Walk me down your broken line ~
~ 你只需要哭出来 ~ ~ All you have to do is cry ~
~ 你只需要哭出来 ~ ~ Yes, all you have to do is cry ~
~ 你只需要哭出来 ~ ~ All you have to do is cry. ~
- 格雷尔 在哪里 - 和他奶奶一起 Where's Grayer? With his grandmother.
那么我可以问 你去哪啦 And where, may I ask, have you been?
- 我想整理一下思绪 - 是吗 I just had to clear my head. Did you?
我想 你那不可接受的行为 I imagine your unacceptable behavior
肯定和楼上那个男的有关 has something to do with that boy in the building.
保姆 Nanny.
我不是昨天才出生的 I wasn't born yesterday.
这星期他打了很多次电话来 He called several times this week.
是吗 为什么你不告诉我 He called? Why didn't you tell me?
我想 我忘了 I suppose I forgot.
我 只是为了你好 It's really for your own good.
你不觉得你和他完全不是同一类人吗 He's a little out of your league, don't you think?
你们不可能白头偕老的 It couldn't possibly end well.
显然这行不通了 Clearly this isn't working out.
X先生已经安排了的士送你去搭船 Mr. X has arranged for a taxi to take you to the ferry
还有车在那边接你 and then for a car to pick you up on the other end.
请不要 请不要这样做 Please don't... please don't do this.
不看在我份上 你也要为格雷尔想想 Not... not for me, but for Grayer.
至少等你们解决了夫妻问题后才解雇我 Not until you and your husband work your problems out.
你真大胆 Don't you dare.
你这个 这个笨蛋 You stupid... you stupid girl.
好像你很了解我的生活 As if you know anything about my life.
很了解真实世界 As if you know anything about the real world.
我只有100块的 All I got's $100.
这样吧 当你回我妈妈家的时候 All right, you know what? Just give me the change
兑点零钱 when you come back for my mother at some point, okay?
留自己10块 Keep 10 bucks for yourself, all right?
保姆 Nanny...
这是你的最终酬劳 here's your final payment.
我希望你收拾好你的行李 I expect you to have all your things
在我们回去之前离开 out of our apartment by the time we come back.
把钥匙留给看门的 Just leave the keys with the doorman.
格雷尔 我想你要睡一下了吧 Grayer, I think you should take a nap.
我现在就想躺下了 I'm certainly ready for one.
保姆 你去哪里啊 Nanny! Where are you going?
保姆 格雷尔 格雷尔 Nanny! Grayer. Grayer.
保姆 不要动 Nanny! Stay here.
- 看着 - 你在干什么 Here. What are you doing?
你收下吧 什么 Take it, take it. What?
我再也不能忍受那些狗吠声 I can't tolerate the yapping.
毕竟 格雷尔太小了 Grayer's too young anyway.
保姆 格雷尔 Nanny! Grayer.
- 保姆 不要走 - 格雷尔 宝贝 Nanny, don't go! Grayer, sweetheart...
保姆 等等 Nanny, wait!
保姆 格雷尔 Nanny! Grayer!
保姆 不要离开我 Nanny, don't leave me.
保姆 Nanny!
格雷尔 Grayer.
什么 What?
小狗狗 去吧 干点好看的 Go ahead, puppy, do your business.
随你喜欢 Anywhere you like.
真乖 Good puppy!
保姆监视器 保姆监视器 你躲到哪里啦 Nanny Cam, Nanny Cam, where are you hiding?
我爱死你 I love you.
你好(西班牙语) Hola.
嗯 Hmm.
啊哈 Aha!
好的 你要保姆监视器 Okay, lady, you want Nanny Cam?
我就给你表演 "发疯的保姆" I'll give you "Nannies Gone Wild. "
这就是我一生中最重要的 And this is how the most significant confrontation
真心表白 in my life...
和一只泰迪熊 happened with a teddy bear.
在这个职业的突然离职后 After the abrupt termination of my field work,
我花了点时间回想 I took some time to make sense
我所目睹的一切 of all that I had witnessed.
在这段时间 During this period
我认识到 人类学家认为 I read that critics of anthropology believe
仅仅通过观察一种文化 that just by observing a culture
你会不可避免地改动它原有的东西 you inevitably change it.
嗯 噢 嘿 Mm! Ow! Hey.
当我经常想起格雷尔时 In the many times that I thought of Grayer,
我暗中希望那些学者 I secretly hoped those critics...
是对的 were right.
这是我上一个保姆疯狂的录像 This is a tape of my latest nanny disaster.
至少她经常闯祸 She was extremely problematic, to say the least.
她不搭理 格雷尔 She neglected Grayer.
她偷酒喝 她还和我丈夫调情 She drank. She even flirted with my husband.
最后我不得不解雇她 I finally had to fire her
因为她和楼上的男生乱搞 for promiscuous behavior with a boy in the building.
这段录像展现了她教我孩子 This videotape shows her feeding my child
直接从罐子里吃花生酱和果冻的情景 peanut butter and jelly directly from the jar.
我记起那个保姆啦 You know, I remember this nanny.
她态度很古怪 She had a very peculiar attitude.
大家请看 Let's watch.
你要去小河谷 高兴吗 You excited about going to Nantucket?
是啊 Yes.
好的 闭上眼睛 好吗 Okay, well, why don't you close your eyes
那么你就可以梦见堆沙丘 and you can dream about building sand castles?
我爱你 保姆 晚安 I love you, Nanny. Good night.
肯定不是这段录像 我从来没看过这段 This must be the wrong tape. I've never seen this one before.
没关系 继续播吧 It's all right, just let it play out.
我们会看到精彩东西的 We'll get to something good.
噢 问题来了 Oh! It's a problem.
大问题 Big problem.
好的 X太太 现在是时候 Okay, Mrs. X, now it's time
我教你一些简单的育儿准则 for a few simple childcare rules.
噢 好的 泰迪熊被降服了 Oh, all right. The teddy bear has been compromised.
在你孩子面前大力关门是不行的 Slamming the door in your kid's face is not okay.
花在你从来没见过的孩子的时间 Spending more time on a benefit for kids you've never met
比你自己孩子还要多是不行的 than you do with your own blood is not okay.
孩子发烧104度时你还要去泡温泉 Going to a spa when your son has a fever of 104
还不回复紧急电话 and not answering emergency calls,
这就正式表明你不配做妈妈 that officially makes you an unfit mother.
这太过分了 不要播了 This is outrageous. Stop the tape.
噢 不 这显然是个愤世嫉俗的保姆 Uh, no, this is clearly a disgruntled nanny.
我们可以从中学点东西 We... we might have something to learn here.
是的 我知道你忙得不可开交 Yeah, I know that you're really busy
做头发的安排啦 with your hair appointments
不停打电话 按摩的预定啦 and your Watsu massages
你想永葆青春 and your attempts to stay young
那样你老公就不会离开你 so your husband won't leave you,
我有一个主意 but here's an idea...
就是为什么不坐下来 why don't you try eating dinner with your child
偶尔和你的孩子吃顿饭 every once in a blue moon?
女士们 听清楚啦 And a head's up here, lady.
经常笑一笑 你们很讨人厌 Try smiling once in a while. People hate you!
至于你 X先生 As for you, Mr. X,
见鬼啦 你是谁啊 who the hell are you?
可能你也会问我相同的问题 Maybe you're asking the same about me.
我知道你只注意我的屁股 I know you've noticed my ass,
甚至连我长什么样都不记得 but you probably don't recognize my face,
那么我给你一点提示 好吧 so here's a little hint, okay?
我是那个一直照顾你儿子的人 I'm the one who's been raising your son.
格雷尔不是首饰 Grayer is not an accessory.
他的妈妈不是从目录中挑他出来的 His mother didn't order him from a catalogue.
你的儿子 你的妻子 Your son, your wife,
是 是 are... are...
是你家里人 are people in your home,
是被欲望淹没的人 human beings who are drowning in their desire
只是为了你 为了你看一看他们 for you to just... for you to look at them.
说真的 我不想你们任何人受伤 You know, the truth is, I don't wish either of you harm.
如果你们没有其他理由推卸 If for no other reason than you having
当格雷尔的父母是任重道远的责任 the profound privilege of being Grayer's parents.
格雷尔爱你们 Grayer loves you.
他 He...
他不在乎你们穿什么 he doesn't care what you're wearing
或者你们买给他什么 or what you buy him
或者他上怎么样的学校 or what school he gets into.
他只是 只是需要有你们在身边 He just... he just wants you there.
这就足够了 That's it.
时间一点一点流逝 And time's running out,
他不会永远无条件地爱你 and he won't love you unconditionally that much longer.
所以 So...
为了你自己 for your own good,
不要错过认识他的机会 don't miss out on getting to know him.
因为他 他真的 He is... he's truly
非常非常可爱 an amazing amazing little person.
不好意思 Excuse me.
当然 Of course.
晚上好（西班牙语） Buenas noches.
对女人来说 现实世界更加残酷 It's a much tougher game out there for women.
命运弄人 Nature deals us some tricky cards.
真的有那么难懂吗 Is that so hard for you to understand?
不 No.
我不知道 妈 我只是 I don't know, Mom. I just...
我猜你该不会有财政危机了吧 So I guess you're not going into finance?
我不认为钱能解决所有事 I don't think that having money makes it any easier.
我现在知道了 You know, I know that now.
好的 It's okay.
那是你的人生 It's your life.
虽然我觉得你大错特错 Personally, I think you're making a big mistake.
但这是你的生活 But it is your life.
我希望你能开心 I want you to be happy.
嗨 Hey.
- Hayden. - 对了 Hayden. Oh, that's right.
我忘了说 他叫海登 I forgot to mention his name is Hayden.
一旦我脱口而出 And once I finally let myself say it,
这个习惯就很难改了 it was a habit that was pretty hard to break.
事实上 一切都非常顺利 It is... it's going pretty good actually.
奖学金比我想象中还要多 There's more scholarships out there than I thought.
为什么你来迟了 So why are you so late?
因为我有点东西给你 Because I have something for you.
是你前雇主给你的 It's from your former employer.
什么 What?
她在12楼拦住我 She cornered me on the 12th floor,
问我能不能在她之前联系到你 figured I could get to you before she could.
我不想看 I don't want to read this.
- 我来读给你听吧 - 好的 Why don't I read it to you? Okay.
亲爱的 安妮 "Dear Annie...
我们几个月都没和对方说过话了 It's been several months since we've spoken.
不过 你在录像中说的每天都困扰着我 Even so, the things you said on that tape haunt me every day.
现在想想 我不知道说些什么 And now looking back, I don't know what to say
除了说声谢谢 except thank you...
还有对不起 and I'm sorry. " Mrs. X: "And I'm sorry.
你说得对 You were so right.
Grayer是我遇到的最好的事情 Of all my privileges, Grayer is my greatest.
我非常需要别人证明这一点 I desperately needed someone to show me that.
你做到了 You did.
因此 我欠你太多了 And for that, I owe you the world.
你可能或者可能不会吃惊 You may or may not be surprised
我离开了我的丈夫 to learn that I've left my husband.
不要弄到罐子外面 Not out of the jar.
试一试 Try it.
任何使我深深绝望 Any man who made me feel desperate enough
而打掉胎儿的男人不值得我争取 to feign a pregnancy wasn't worth fighting for.
好不好吃啊 Isn't it good?
嗯 Yeah.
很好吃 Yeah, it is good.
我非常有信心 So I'm pretty confident that in time
我们会相处得很好 we'll be getting along just fine.
嗯 真的很好吃 Yeah, it's really good.
真的很好吃 It's really good.
我希望你一切都很好 Please know that I wish you all the best in life.
敬爱的 Sincerely... " "Sincerely...
亚历山德拉 Alexandra.
备注... P. S...
我很高兴地说 I'm happy to report that
格雷尔已经越来越少提起你 Grayer asks for you a little bit less
白天或者晚上 every day and every night. "
提起精神来 好的 Come on. Okay.
离开这里吧 Let's get out of here.
和我爸爸看扬基队的比赛 Catching the Yankees game with my dad tonight.
不错啊 是啊 Sounds wonderful. Yeah.
有一句人类学家的至理名言 There's a popular belief amongst anthropologists
你必须投身于陌生的世界 that you must immerse yourself in an unfamiliar world
才会真正认识你自己 in order to truly understand your own.
我要走了 I've probably gotta get going soon actually.
今晚见 好吗 See you later tonight, okay?
好啊 Yeah.
我就是这么想的 I certainly hope so.
总而言之 Annie's voice: In conclusion,
我希望这本专业日记会照亮 I hope this field diary has been illuminating
我毕业的道路 for those considering my application to graduate school.
这就是我啦 It certainly has been for me.
~ 哦也 ~ ~ Oh yeah ~
经过当保姆的迷茫暑假 After a lost summer of being Nanny,
我终于了解到安妮 I finally got to know Annie.
多亏格雷尔这个小不点 Thanks to a little man named Grayer,
我只跨过哈德森河 I only had to trek across the Hudson River
就找到最精彩的收获 to make this most amazing discovery.
~ 我不会让你失望 ~ ~ 自由 ~ ~ I won't let you down ~ ~ Freedom ~
~ 我永远不会放弃你 ~ ~ 自由 ~ ~ I will not give you up ~ ~ Freedom ~
~ 声音中带有自信 ~ ~ Have some faith in the sound ~
~ 有进才有出 ~ ~ You got to give what you take ~
~自由 ~ ~ Freedom ~
~ 我不会让你失望 ~ ~ I won't let you down ~
~ 自由 ~ ~ 所以请不要放弃我~ ~ Freedom ~ ~ So please don't give me up. ~
~ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo ~
~ Never done all the things you wanted to try ~
~ Stuck in one place ~
~ Got a pain in your face ~
~ From all your stressin' out~
~all your stressin' out ~
~ All your stressin' out ~
~ Hey, you ask yourself ~
~ There's got to be more ~
~ Than what I'm living for ~
~ What I'm living for ~
~ You ask yourself there's got to be ~
~ Something else ~
~ Something more, more ~
~ More, well, let the sun shine ~
~ On your face ~
~ And don't let your life ~
~ Go to waste ~
~ Now is the time ~
~ Got to make up your mind ~
~ Let it shine on you ~
~ Feel like there's nothing~
~nowhere to go ~
~ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo ~
~ You try and fight but you can't let go ~
~ Of all the pain, got so much to gain ~
~ Now is the time ~
~ Mm-hmm ~
~ You ask yourself ~
~ There's got to be something else ~
~ Something more, more, more ~
~ Let the sun shine ~
~ On your face ~
~ And don't let your life ~
~ Go to waste ~
~ Now is the time, got to make up your mind ~
~ Let it shine on you ~
~ You ask yourself, there's got to be ~
~ More than what I'm living for ~
~ What I'm living for, what I'm living for ~
~ You ask yourself, there's got to be ~
~ Something else, something more ~
~ More, more ~
~ Well, let the sun shine ~
~ On your face ~
~ And don't let your life ~
~ Go to waste ~
~ Now is the time ~
~ Got to make up your mind ~
~ Let it shine on you ~
~ Let the sun shine ~
~ On your face ~
~ And don't let your life ~
~ Go to waste ~
~ Now is the time ~
~ Got to make up your mind ~
~ Let it shine on you ~
~ Let the sun shine ~
~ On your face ~
~ And don't let your life ~
~ Go to waste ~
~ Now is the time ~
~ Got to make up your mind ~
~ Let it shine on you ~
~ Let it shine on you. ~
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