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Hello folks, how do youdo?Garfie
Thank you for that largeroundof
Ladies and gentlemen, on the drums tonight, an
old and dear friend of mine,Mr.S
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I know you're out there,I canhea
[SOUND]. Two, three, four.
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Uh, impressions. Cat on a hot tin roof.
Thank you, Mom.
Okay, I know a dog who was so ugly, cars chased him.
[SOUND]. Okay, no more dog jokes.
This cat is walking down the
street when a big surly dog jumps
out of the alley, grabs thecat,a
He picks the cat up andsays,your
[SOUND].Your money or your ninel
[SOUND]. Nice touch.
I can see I got to warmthingsup
All your mothers wear armyboots.
[SOUND].
More like it, now that Ihaveyour
I'd like to move right tothebig
Mr. Skins, if you please.
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I love show business. It's in my blood.
And my ears.Between my toes, upm
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>> Come on boys, theshow'sabout
Gee, isn't it great to be like
a real family to enjoy something together?
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>> Good evening and welcometoPet
The show that says no matterhowi
you are, your pet may be a star.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
If your pets have any talentatal
to our studios at WBOR andentert
If your pet is determined byoura
talented pet of the week,youwill
>> $1000?
>> That's right $1000.
And that's not all, youwillalso
right to go on to thenationalfin
>> I don't believe it. >> Well, believe it.
But before we starttonight'scomp
let's have a brief look at
last week's winner of Pet Search,
Mountain Man Dan and hisdog,Blue
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>> I have a dog, his name is Blue.
He sings real good, he sings.
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>> We're better than that.>>Gee,
Ah, I wish you boys hadsometalen
We could be on that show.[SOUND]
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We're rich. We're famous.
We'll win the contest andtakethe
You guys are fabulous.
I had no idea you coulddance.[SO
>> Shucks. That old number.
You should see us on the fence.
>> We'll need costumes,aroutine.
We'll rehearse day and night.>>Y
>> Day and night? Forget it.
>> And we'll need some music.
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>> We're in big trouble, Odie.
Jon's the worst.
We'll be laughed off the air.
The show is called PetSearch,not
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>> So this is showbusiness.Prett
>> How quaint.
A low tech studio in a high tech society.
>> And those other actslookprett
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Okay boys, remember whatwerehear
Let's get in to our costumes.
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Where were you, Garfield?
>> Eliminating some competition.
>> Well hurry and get dressed,
the show is about to begin.
>> Hey, you're on infiveminutes.
Don't be late. >> Come on, guys.
Let's break a leg.
>> 10 seconds til air. Nine, Eight.
>> Aw, don't. You stupid dog.
Get out of here.
Oh, if it wasn't, I'd breakyoura
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and
welcome to.
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>> Come on, Garfield.It's aboutt
>> I'm not going. >> Hey!
We've worked too hard tohaveyou
>> Tell you what, you andOdiego
Do a knife throwing actorsomethi
>> Garfield, now.
>> This is embarrassing. >> Okay.
Are we going out theretonight?>>
>> Are we gonna givetheperforman
>> Doubt it.
>> Are we gonna win? >> Not a chance.
>> Alright, let's do it!>>Let's
>> Okay, Petey.
Do a backflip. Roll over, Petey.
Sing Ma Laguinia, Petey. Petey?
Is there a doctor in the house?
>> And that was Grandma Fogerty and the amazing.
Petey.
Ladies and gentlemen, ournextact
called five tap dancingpigeonsan
Herbie, it can't beeasyteaching
>> It's taken me 17 years.
>> It must take a lot of dedication.
>> These pigeons are mylife,you
>> Well best of luck Herbie,thes
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>> I think we have itwrappedup,
I haven't seen anycompetitionso
And there's only one actafterus.
>> With our luck, it'll probably be a
dog who plays fiveinstrumentsat
>> Our next act is a localgroup.
Ladies and gentlemen, JohnnyBopa
>> Johnny Bop and the TwoSteps.
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>> You guys were great. >> You were awful.
>> Now, one more act to go
and we can collect our thousand dollars.
>> Our final act this eveningisB
He will play five, countthem,fiv
>> Uh-oh.
>> Bingo.
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>> There seems to be a disqualification.
Well, those are all the acts.
So it's time to let the
studio audience determine this week's winner.
May have I have allthecontestant
>> This is it! Good luck, boys!
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>> Fernando and Flippy! >> Boo.
>> Pierre and his talkingparrotC
>> Boo.
>> Grandma Fogerty andtheamazing
>> Boo.
>> Five tap dancing pigeonsandHe
>> Boo. >> Johnny Bop and
The Two Steps.
It looks as though we haveourwin
Johnny Bop and The Two Steps.
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>> What a night.
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>> We got a lot of money, wegota
We got a lot, a lot of moneyandw
>> Money, big deal.
A lot of good money does a cat.
And going to Hollywoodsoundslike
It's not enough that we made
fools of ourselves on a local station.
Now we've won the right to doiti
Oh, well.
Maybe things will work out, maybe
the Earth will shift and Hollywood
will fall into the ocean.
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>> Hurry up, boys, Hollywoodisca
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There it is, boys,Hollywood,Cali
What do ya think?
>> Yip, yip.
>> Boffo, terrif, don't change a thing.
I love it just the way itis.Let'
>> Well, I hope Hollywoodisready
us, [LAUGH], if you know whatIme
>> I'm afraid I do.
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I had no idea.
This town has my namewrittenall
This is Shangri-la.
I'll be famous, a householdword.
I could get used to this.
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Have the bags sent to mysuite,Jo
the bellman well, you knowwhata
This is more like it.
This makes Jon's home looklikea
No squeaky floors, nopeelingwall
class as far as the eye can see.
I think I could get used tothis.
What more could a cat want?Acat
I'm so happy, I could just cry.
Check that.
I'm so happy, I could just sleep and dream.
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>> This is the life, isn'titboys
Better enjoy it while you can.
We'll have to go back torealityp
>> Reality? Where's that?
>> Well, while I take a shower,
why don't you boys do some rehearsing.
>> Mm-hm. >> Rehearsing?
A lot a good rehearsingthatstupi
Well, Jon and Odie can go backto
reality if they want to, butI'mn
I'm staying.
I'm going to win that talent competition,
become a star, and live outmyday
the manner to which I'm goingtob
[WHISTLES].
Odie, come here!
[SOUND].
Odie, we're pretty talented, right?
>> Right.>> We're good dancers,r
>> Right.
>> We went to Pet Search and won, right?
>> Right.
>> And we're gonna win in Hollywood, right?
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>> You're right, we're not gonna win, right?
>> Right.>> Cuz our act stinks,r
>> Right.>> And whose fault isth
[NOISE]>> Right, it's Jon'sfault
Odie the time has come to cut
some of the deadwood out ofourac
And there's only one way todoit.
Not a pretty job, Odie,butsomebo
[SOUND]. Here give me a hand.
[SOUND]. Good work.
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>> Ready boys? I better tune up the
old guitar. >> Good luck.
>> [SOUND]
>> What's the matter, Jon?
You look as tough you've lost your only friend.
>> My guitar is crushed.
It's gone, caput.
>> On to that big tuning forkint
>> You boys wouldn't happento
know anything about this,wouldya
[SOUND] >> Alright you guys.
Come back here.
What are we gonna do?
The finals are coming upsoon,and
>> Don't worry your prettyheadab
Leave everything to us.
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>> Wow just look at all this.
Our own private dressingroom,fre
So this is what stardom is like.
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>> Hey, they'rerehearsing,let's
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It looks as though the competition's
a little stiffer than back home.
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>> You know, could it be lifeinH
>> I hope so.
>> Could it be life in thefastla
>> I could live with that.
>> Could it be we'll forgetwhowe
>> Only if we're lucky.
>> That we'll hurt thelittlepeop
>> Hey, I don't care who I step on
on the way up, cuz Iain'tcoming
Come on, Odie.
It's show time! >> Could it
be you'll forget about me?
>> Good evening, ladiesandgentle
welcome to the nationalfinalsof
Yes, the winners oftonight'scomp
are not only going to become
famous, but they're goingtorecei
What do we have for them, Bob?
>> Well, Burt, tonight's winners will receive a
one year contract with abigHolly
But before they go to work they'll spend six weeks on a world cruise.
And that's not all, waitingforth
matching his and herslimousinesp
the pool of their brand newhome.
But what good is a home without
a little spending money to furnish it.
Right, Burt? >> Right, Bob.
>> Tonight's winners willalsowal
for one million dollars!
>> Tell us Bob, what are
the second place contestants going to receive?
>> A boat! >> A boat?
>> A boat.Thank you very much,Bo
Now let's get on with PetSearch!
Here from Chicago, Illinois,theL
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>> Those chickens wereprettygood
>> Yes they are.
We must have them for dinner some time.
>> Here from New York City,TheGa
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>> I didn't know dogscouldtumble
>> Yeah, but are they housebroken?
>> From New Orleans, Louisiana,
here's Miles, the Jazz Canary.
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>> Winning all thoseprizeswould
But getting back to our real
home will be even greater,right?
>> You've got to be kidding.
>> Our next act featuresarather
From Muncie, Indiana,welcomethe
>> This'll be a piece of cake.
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We were fantastic! We can't lose.
We're number one!
>> Next, from Los Gatos,
California, Desiree the classical cat!
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Ladies and gentlemen, ourjudgesh
Fifth place goes to theLemonsist
Fourth place goes to Miles,theJa
Third place goes to theTumblingG
Well we are down to ourtwofinali
May I have the envelope please?
Whoops. >> Come on will ya.
Come on.
>> Second place goes toTheDancin
The winner is DesireeTheClassica
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>> We've been robbed.
I demand a recount, thejudgeswer
We been robbed, call RalphNader.
We've lost everything.
>> We really haven't lost anything Garfield, we're
still a family, we stillhaveeach
>> Big fat hairy deal.
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>> You know, boys, maybeit'sbest
I don't know if we were cutoutfo
>> Speak for yourself, Jon.
Some of us were born to be great.
>> Nevertheless, we did getaboat
>> There's something to besaidfo
>> I could grow accustomedtothis
>> Where do we sail to next, gentlemen?
The south of France?
>> Hm, I hear the Fiji islands
are particularly nice this time of year.
>> Yes, maybe we could dosome
surfing off the Gold CoastofAust
>> Maybe we should just settle for
a simple spin around the Caribbean islands.
>> Yes. >> What think you, Odie?
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