This is a reconstruction of a true event.
Could you take a picture of me, Marlene?
Just...
Yes I can, Regine.
With the water in the background
Pretty!
Oh!
There we go!
Boobs on fleek.
A bit pointy...
A small, distinct nipple there...
Your earrings, that's the best
Masturbating Subjects
I just wonder where all the interesting boys are?
That's what you're thinking about?
Where are those without nipple piercing?
How do you find those with nipple piercing?
They find me.
No, they don't.
I just wanna meet a really big dick!
Dick as in idiot?
No!
I meant it, actually, metaphorically.
Actually!
No, but someone who is -
That he is a big penis.
Do you understa-
Of course!
No, but someone who can -
Fill the emptiness.
The emptiness inside. The void -
The void within.
I want that.
Should we go, or...?
Stop!
Don't do that! (in English)
We don't know if he is foregin, Julie...
Eh, excuse me, we can see you.
We will call the police!
Police!
Well, there he went.
Should we go, or -
Yes..
Yeah, I certainly don't want to be here.
No...
It's...
It's very peculiar.
I just -
I just can't understand why?
Ugh.
But you have to admit that it's a bit ironic.
Us standing there-
Taking pictures of ourselves.
And him standing there...
Dancing to Spice Girls.
Yeah...
No, but the pictures we took -
That we posted online.
We don't know who might masturbate to those photos.
But that's not the same thing.
No, but -
I don't give a shit if someone jerks off to the pictures I'm posting.
I just don't want to see it.
Okay.
So it would have been better if that man -
Was better at hiding?
No.
No, I just - It's just a bit ironic.
That's what I meant.
Yeah. Very funny.
But, did you guys just think it was funny?
I mean, It's creepy. It's...
Yeah yeah.
It's not cool.
No, absolutely not.
But...
It turned out fine, sort of...
Yes...
But I just feel that when he jerks off over us -
He looks at us -
He just looks at me like I'm some kind of object.
But...
At the same time, that's sort of what you want.
What do you mean?
Not like that. I didn't mean it tha way -
But you do want - or we all want -
To be an object of desire, as well.
We want boys to like us.
Like, you just posted a picture of yourself on Instagram.
Yes, but I don't do it for the guys who follow me -
- so that they will like me more.
That's not why I post pictures of myself.
Okay, then why do you do it?
I don't know. Maybe I want to show that
I'm happy with myself, and ...
This is how I look, and you should also be happy with yourself.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Boys are like, nasty when they masturbate.
And girls are like, sexy when they do it.
Yeah...
Boys masturbate to girls -
That masturbate, sort of.
That's unfair.
I feel we should do something.
Like what?
Well, we have to prove that we're not just -
Masturbating objects
That we are, in fact, masturbating subjects.
But...
How do you show that you're a subject?
You have to do something active, at least.
Not just be passive.
Objects are passive.
One!
Two!
Three!
Come on!
Freedom!
Free - dom!
Feminism!
Yeah, I feel that we have shovn them now...
Okay?
That felt good!
I think I will do this more often.
Fuck boys!
Fuck society!
I also masturbate in an unsexy way!
YES!
Sometimes I watch myself in the mirror while I'm doing it!
And that's society's fault!
Fuck society!
Fuck boys!
Fuck Sivert!
On our way -
On our way home, all he talked about was how pretty I looked.
He wouldn't shup up about how beautiful I was.
And I was actually quite happy, I was like ...
I don't know, I thought ...
Maybe he wanted me anyways?
Then we had sex, and ...
When we woke up...
The next morning...
He just left.
Okay Andrea?
You first?
Fine.
Written and directed by
Okay! Stopp! Stopp!
For fucks sake, Marlene! Okay! Stopp! Stopp!
For fucks sake, Marlene!
Sorry!
Oh my god! Sorry!
I just...
I just figured that -
Eh... It would be stupid to do it, just to -
prove something.
To shave our head just to prove something.
Yeah, because -
It should be okay to have long hair as well.
You don't have to ...
Yeah, what's wrong with that, right?
Yeah.
Written and directed by Andrea Sitara Grand & Marlene Emilie Lyngstad
Written and directed and acted by Andrea Sitara Grand & Marlene Emilie Lyngstad
Written and directed and acted and edited by Andrea Sitara Grand & Marlene Emilie Lyngstad
Written and directed and acted and edited etc etc by Andrea Sitara Grand & Marlene Emilie Lyngstad
but who cares about Mozart ... he's DEAD