♪ 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah hallelujah ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah hallelujah ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ 全能的上帝 ♪ ♪ For the Lord God omnipotent ♪
♪ 掌权 ♪ ♪ Reigneth ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah hallelujah Hallelujah hallelujah ♪
♪ 全能的上帝 ♪ ♪ For the Lord God omnipotent ♪
♪ 掌权 ♪ ♪ Reigneth ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah hallelujah Hallelujah hallelujah ♪
♪ 因主上帝全能 ♪ ♪ For the Lord God omnipotent ♪
♪ 掌权 ♪ ♪ Reigneth ♪
♪ 这世上的国度 ♪ ♪ The kingdom of this world ♪
♪ 已化作 ♪ ♪ Is become ♪
♪ 我主的国度 ♪ ♪ The kingdom of our Lord ♪
♪ 与基督的国度 ♪ ♪ And of his Christ ♪
♪ 以及他的基督 ♪ ♪ And of his Christ ♪
♪ 他将统治 直到永永远远 ♪ ♪ And he shall reign For ever and ever ♪
♪ 他将永远统治 ♪ ♪ And he shall reign For ever and ever ♪
♪ 万王之王 ♪ ♪ King of kings ♪
♪ 永永远远 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ For ever and ever Hallelujah hallelujah ♪
♪ 万主之主 ♪ ♪ And the lord of lords ♪
♪ 直到永远 ♪ ♪ For ever and ever ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah hallelujah ♪
♪ 万王之王 ♪ ♪ King of kings ♪
♪ 直到永远 ♪ ♪ For ever and ever ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah hallelujah ♪
♪ 万主之主 ♪ ♪ And the lord of lords ♪
♪ 永世无尽 ♪ ♪ For ever and ever ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah hallelujah ♪
♪ 万王之王 ♪ ♪ King of kings ♪
♪ 万主之主 ♪ ♪ And lord of lords ♪
♪ 万王之王 万主之主 ♪ ♪ King of kings And lord of lords ♪
♪ 他将永远统治 ♪ ♪ And he shall reign ♪
♪ 直到永永远远 ♪ ♪ For ever and ever ♪
♪ 永永远远 永永远远 ♪ ♪ For ever and ever For ever and ever ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah hallelujah ♪
♪ 我知救赎主永活着 ♪ ♪ I know that My redeemer liveth ♪
♪ 他必站立 ♪ ♪ And that he shall stand ♪
♪ 在那一天 ♪ ♪ At the day ♪
♪ 我知救赎者永存 ♪ ♪ I know that my redeemer liveth ♪
♪ 他必站立 ♪ ♪ And that he shall stand ♪
♪ 于末日降临大地之时 ♪ ♪ At the latter day upon the earth ♪
- 试试看。- 我不想试。 - Try it. - I don't want to try it.
试试看，张嘴说"啊"。 Try it. Just go "ahh."
啊。 Ahh.
- 现在用鼻子吸气。- 屏住呼吸。 - Now breathe in through your nose. - Hold your breath.
现在尖叫。 Now scream.
- 啊！ - 不，不要。 - Ahh! - No, no.
啊！ Ahh!
看着。啊啊啊！ Watch. Ahhh!
- 试试看。- 啊！ - Try it. - Ahhh!
- 大声点。- 啊！ - Louder. - Ahhh!
再大声些。 Louder.
嗨。 Hi.
呃，我...欢迎各位来到研究所。 I, uh, I want to welcome you all to The Institute.
嗯，我叫蒂姆...是这次马拉松小组的负责人。 Uh, my name is Tim... and I'm the leader of this marathon group.
说负责人可能有点夸张。其实我...我是你们的向导。 Well, leader's a bit strong. Actually, I'm-I'm your guide.
如你所知，我们将尝试连续 24 小时不间断进行。 As you know, we're going to try to go 24 hours without a break.
而且，呃，我们会有两次一小时的用餐休息时间，至于睡觉嘛，那就随你们便了。 And, uh, we will have two one-hour breaks for food, and as far as sleep is concerned, that's up to you.
这里没有规矩。 There are no rules here.
你要是睡着了，那就睡着呗。 If you fall asleep, you fall asleep.
只有一条规矩，就一条。禁止肢体暴力。 One rule, one rule. No physical violence.
我是说，你可能会对某个人生气，所以，所以请不要痛打他或她。 I mean, you might get angry with someone, so, so please don't clobber him or her.
明白吗？这是唯一的限制。 Okay? That's the only restriction.
我们经常谈论爱...但我们很少真正感受到它。 We talk a lot about love... but we don't feel it a lot.
也许这次马拉松会打开一些心门。 So perhaps this marathon will open up some doors.
那我们就从自我介绍开始吧，简单说说你们为什么来到这里。 So let's begin by just introducing ourselves, and stating briefly why you are here.
我叫康拉德。 My name is Conrad.
我来这里是因为... And I'm here because...
因为我 64 岁了，还想继续作为一个人成长。 Because I'm 64 years old, and I want to continue to grow as a human being.
我也不明白自己为何来这儿。呃，真的不知道。 I don't know why I came here. Uh, I really don't.
- 你觉得是什么原因让你来这儿？- 我刚说了，我不知道。 - Why do you feel you came here? - I just said, I don't know.
好吧，可你为什么觉得自己不知道呢？ Yeah, but why do you feel you don't know?
或许我有点紧张吧。 Maybe I'm a little nervous.
我们都是。 We all are.
谢谢你，康拉德。 Thank you, Conrad.
好的，托比，我们晚点再联系你。 Okay, we'll get back to you later, Toby.
我想我来这里是因为我在和男性相处方面遇到了问题。 I guess I came here because I'm having trouble with men.
托比，我们晚点再联系你。 Toby, we'll get back to you later.
但我无法拒绝任何男人。 But I can't say no to any man.
我是迈娜。 I'm Myrna.
我来这里是因为想要更棒的高潮体验。 I came because I want a better orgasm.
这远远不够好。 It's just not good enough.
我是鲍勃，呃，我来这里是因为我是一名纪录片制作人，呃，我来这里是为了研究一个我想做的关于研究所的项目。 I'm Bob and I'm, uh, I'm here because I'm a documentary filmmaker and, uh, I'm here to do research on a piece I want to do on The Institute.
至少我认为这就是我来这里的原因。 At least I think that's why I'm here.
我是卡罗尔。 I'm Carol.
我是鲍勃的妻子，呃...我是跟着鲍勃来的。 I'm Bob's wife, and, um... I came because Bob came.
每天上百次，你都会与认识的人擦肩而过。 A hundred times a day you just walk by people you know.
你们会闲聊，点头问好，但从未真正注视过彼此。 Y-You chat, you nod hello, but you don't really look at each other.
现在我要你们好好看着对方。 I want you to look at each other.
这样很好，这样很好。看着对方。 That's good, that's good. See the other person.
很好。用眼神打个招呼。 Good. Say hello with your eyes.
试着建立眼神交流。 Try to make contact.
看着那边那个人。 See the other person there.
真正地，用心去看。 Really, really look.
只需注视并给予。 Just look and give.
不要害怕表达你的感受。 And don't be afraid to express what you feel.
向对方展现你的感受。让他们看见真实的你。 Show the other person what you feel. Show them who you are.
全身心投入，不要害怕。 Just give of yourself. Don't be afraid.
真正试着去建立联系。 And really try to make contact.
用心去观察。 Really try to see.
很好，非常好。 That's good. Good.
现在让他感受你的心意。来吧。 Now show him what you feel. Go ahead.
用心去尝试。 Really try.
然后了解...了解对方的内心。 And learn-learn something about the other person.
很好。只需凝视...并敞开心扉。 Good. By just looking... and-and giving of yourself.
看着对方并给予。 Just look and give.
试着真正了解对方。 Try to really learn something about the other person.
敞开心扉。敞开心扉。 Open up. Open up.
很好。让他们感受到你的情绪。 That's good. Show them what you feel.
别害怕享受乐趣。 Don't be afraid to have fun.
很好。很好。 Good. Good.
用力拍打那些手！ Pound with those hands!
选一个你不喜欢的。好！好！ Pick something you don't like. Good! Good!
好。 Good.
用力打！ Pound!
这样很好。很好。非常好！ That's good. Good. Good!
击打你不喜欢的东西。想喊就喊出来。 Hit something you don't like. Scream if you feel like it.
喊出来！释放出来！ Scream! Let it out!
用力砸。很好。很好。 Pound hard. Good. Good.
继续。喊啊。喊出来，释放出来，释放出来。 Go ahead. Scream. Scream. Let it out, let it out.
喊啊！ Scream!
尖叫。再大声点。再大声！ Scream. Louder. Louder!
我要看到扭曲的表情。扭曲的表情！ I want to see ugly faces. Ugly faces!
给她点鼓励。加油。 Give her a little support. Come on.
张开嘴。 Open up.
- 张开嘴 - 好 好的 - Open up. - Yeah. Yeah.
释放出来吧 哭出来 Let it out. Go ahead, cry.
继续 继续 真美 Go ahead. Go ahead. Beautiful.
嘘 嘘 Shh. Shh.
没事的。嘘。 It's all right. Shh.
我只是不明白为什么我从来都为自己做不了任何事。 I just don't know why I've never been able to do anything for myself.
罗杰，我觉得你之所以感到如此无助...是因为你乐在其中。 I think the reason that you feel so helpless, Roger... is because you enjoy it.
卡罗尔。 Carol.
别告诉罗杰你的想法。 Don't tell Roger what you think.
你对他有什么感觉？告诉他你的真实感受。 How do you feel about him? Tell him how you feel about him.
我觉得...他挺可怜的。 I feel... sorry for him.
谢谢。 Thank you.
她想把他当孩子照顾。她喜欢当母亲的感觉。 She wants to mother him. She loves being a mother.
不一定吧，鲍勃。 Not necessarily, Bob.
噢，别这样，亲爱的。 Oh, come on, honey.
鲍勃，你想加入卡萝尔的小圈子吗？ Bob, you feel like getting into Carol's circle?
不，抱歉。我只是在，呃，发表评论。 No, I'm sorry. I was just, uh, commenting.
你迫不及待想进去吧。 You're dying to get in there.
是啊，好吧。当然。非常乐意。 Yeah, right, okay. Yeah. Be delighted.
鲍勃，你可以代替我的位置。 Bob, you can take my place.
啊。谢谢你，康拉德。 Ah. Thank you, Conrad.
不客气，鲍勃。 You're welcome, Bob.
康拉德离开我的圈子让我很难过。 I feel very badly about Conrad leaving my circle.
你挺有敌意的。 You're pretty hostile.
康拉德离开我的圈子让我很难过。 I feel very badly about Conrad leaving my circle.
你想让我走吗？ You want me to leave?
- 鲍勃，你觉得默娜怎么样？ - 我觉得她充满敌意。 - How do you feel about Myrna, Bob? - I feel she's hostile.
可能跟她想要更美妙的高潮有关。 Probably has to do with wanting a better orgasm.
- 你满嘴胡扯。- 你在逃避责任。 - You're full of crap. - You're copping out.
你满口胡言，伙计。 You're full of crap, man.
你就是个恶毒的贱人。 You're a hostile bitch.
你是这么觉得的？ Is that how you feel?
是吗？ Is it?
对。对，我感到充满敌意。 Yeah. Yeah, I feel hostile.
很好。很好。现在你正在处理自己的情绪，明白吗？ Good. Good. Now you're dealing with your feelings, you see?
可我觉得你们都在攻击我丈夫。 Well, I feel you're all attacking my husband.
啊，谢谢你，亲爱的。 Ah, thank you, dear.
这可不行。 That won't do here.
你对我有什么感觉？ What do you feel about me?
我为你感到难过。 I feel sorry for you.
我...感觉... I-I feel...
你并不...坦诚。 that you don't... share.
我要你看着我。 I want you to look at me.
求你了。 Please.
你又推我了。 You're pushing me again.
你逼我这么做。 You're making me do something.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
鲍勃，我想让你表达此刻的感受。 Bob, I want you to express how you feel right now.
我感到内疚。我很困惑。 I feel guilty. I feel confused.
你必须说出来。 You gotta express it.
我希望卡罗尔能对我更敞开心扉... I feel I want Carol to open to me more...
但我却把她封闭起来。 but that I close her up.
我强迫她敞开心扉。 I force her to open.
对不起。我隐藏了自己的感受，却指责你隐藏了你的。 I'm sorry. I hide my feelings, and I accuse you of hiding yours.
我...我确实隐藏了自己的感受。 I-I do hide my feelings.
我害-害怕你。 I'm af-afraid of you.
鲍勃，告诉卡罗尔你现在的感受。 Bob, tell Carol what you feel right now.
现在就告诉她。 Tell her right now.
告诉她。 Tell her.
我爱她。 I love her.
我爱你。 I love you.
我-我知道。 I-I know.
我需要你帮我。 I want you to help me.
从我认识你以来...我一直不敢向你求助。 As long as I've known you... I've always been afraid to ask for your help.
哦，鲍勃。 Oh, Bob.
我不知道。 I didn't know.
噢。 Oh.
帮帮我。 Help me.
他那时总是怒气冲冲的。 He was so angry all the time.
特别暴躁。真的，特别特别暴躁。记得那个小个子吗？ Really hostile. Really, really. Remember the little guy?
哦。这人在那儿坐了 20 个小时，几乎一句话都没说。 Oh. This man sat there for 20 hours, hardly saying a word.
可悲的 40 岁小个子，吉米·卡格尼那种类型的人。 Pathetic little 40-year-old, Jimmy Cagney type of guy.
突然间，他开始哭泣。 All of a sudden, he starts to cry.
"我不行了。" "I'm impotent."
仿佛 40 年来——他一直藏着这个可怕的秘密。 Like 40 years of-- of his terrible secret.
有什么东西击垮了他。可怜的家伙止不住地哭泣。 Something broke him. Poor guy couldn't stop crying.
现在光是跟你讲述这件事，我就感到心潮澎湃。 I feel moved now just telling you about it.
那场景很美。 It was beautiful.
而他并没有奇迹般地痊愈...因为事情不会那样发展，但能够在一屋子近乎陌生的人面前把痛苦倾诉出来 And he was not miraculously cured... because it doesn't work that way, but just being able to say it out, to a room full of relatively unknown people
总得有个方法，有个开端，来应对这件事。 has got to be a way, a beginning, to dealing with it.
我现在必须说些什么。 I must say something now.
如果我不说出来，就是在自欺欺人。 Which if I did not say it, I would be playing games with myself.
刚才那个眼神是什么意思？ What was that look before?
- 什么表情？ - 你懂的。 - What look? - You know.
- 就是刚才对爱丽丝那个。 - 哦，你是说那个表情？ - The one to Alice just before. - Oh, you mean that look?
- 我没注意到那个表情。 - 那是个轻蔑的眼神。 - I didn't see the look. - It was a put-down look.
- 哎，等等。 - 得了吧。 - Oh, now, wait a minute. - Come on.
鲍勃，那不是轻蔑的眼神。 Bob, that wasn't a put-down look.
- 不，就算是也没关系。- 那不是轻蔑的眼神。 - No, it's okay if it was. - It wasn't a put-down look.
- 就算是也没关系。这正是我——- 那不是轻蔑的眼神。 - It's okay if it was. That's my whole-- - That wasn't a put-down look.
不，这正是我要说的重点。 No, that's my whole point.
如果你直接说出来，要么处理它，要么处理我，或者卡罗尔，或者爱丽丝——事情就是这样。我处理了爱丽丝的事。 If you just get it out, just deal with it, or deal with me, or with Carol or with Alice-- It was what it was. I dealt with Alice.
但你没处理鲍勃的事。 But you didn't deal with Bob.
拜托，你连那个表情都没看到。 Oh, come on. You didn't even see the look.
得了吧爱丽丝，我认得那个表情。 Oh, come on, Alice. I know that look.
我和鲍勃经常这么干 Bob and I do it all the time.
哦，呵呵呵 Oh, ho ho ho.
噢 别"哦呵呵"的 Oh, no. No "oh, ho ho."
我们以前就这样 That's what we used to do.
这正是我们竭力避免重蹈覆辙的事 That's what we are trying not to do ever again.
永远如此 特别是对我们所爱之人 Ever. With people that we love.
- 我们爱你 - 我们明白 我知道的 - And we love you. - We know. I know that.
我们真的爱你 千真万确 We really do, you know. We really do love you.
我们真的很爱你。 And we really do love you.
我们也爱你。 We love you too.
但我们并不总是对彼此完全坦诚。 But we are not always totally honest with each other.
不，我们很坦诚。我从未对你说过谎。 Yes, we are. I have never lied to you.
爱丽丝，你喜欢我这身打扮吗？ Alice, do you like my outfit?
我很喜欢。 I love it.
爱丽丝，他们不想知道你怎么想。 Alice, they don't want to know what you think.
他们想知道你的感受。 They want to know what you feel.
我觉得...你的穿搭为这个原本乏味的社会做出了重要贡献。 I feel... that your outfit is an important contribution to an otherwise dull society.
别这样，老兄。别这样，求你了。 No, man, don't do that. Don't do that, please.
你怎么能对一条裙子这么上心？这没那么重要。 How can you feel about a dress? It's not that important.
这条裙子就是世界上最重要的事。 It's the most important thing in the world, this dress.
如果你不在乎这件礼服，那你离漠视人性也不远了。 If you don't care about this dress, you're on your way to not caring about humanity.
这简直荒谬至极。 That's patently absurd.
不是的—— It's not--
你觉得我的...发型怎么样？ What do you feel about... my hair?
你的发型？ Your hair?
嗯，呃，你的发型。 Well, uh, your hair.
我不想冒犯你，但我大部分时间并不会反复琢磨你的发型。 I don't want to offend you, but the majority of my day isn't spent in ruminating about your hair.
- 说实话，泰德。- 你的发型很适合你。 - Be honest, Ted. - Your hair looks very good on you.
- 你满嘴胡扯。- 借口。 - You're full of crap. - Cop-out.
- 这就是我们说的推脱之词。- 没错，就是在推脱。 - That's what we call a cop-out. - Yeah. That's a cop-out.
你感觉不到吗？你对此有什么感觉？ Can't you feel? How do you feel about it?
好吧，我觉得...有点太长了。 Okay. I feel it's-it's a little long.
- 真美啊。- 太棒了。你看，这就是——你开始——他立刻就敞开心扉了。 - That's beautiful. - That's great. You see, that's-- You're starting-- He's starting to open up right away.
一旦你开始面对事情——你真正的感受是，我的头发长得离谱，而我这个中年男人却试图看起来像个年轻的嬉皮士之类的。 As soon as you begin to deal with things-- What you really feel is that my hair is ridiculously long, and that I'm a middle-aged guy trying to look like a young hippie or something.
好吧，好吧。我觉得你的头发看起来很可笑。 Okay, okay. I think your hair looks ridiculous.
- 真傻。- 老兄，这太惊艳了。 - It's silly. - That's gorgeous, man.
真相总是美丽的。 The truth is always beautiful.
那...太棒了。 That's... great.
- 这样好吗？你喜欢吗？- 美极了。 - That's good? You like that? - That's beautiful.
- 美不胜收。- 妙不可言。 - It's beautiful. - Marvelous.
真相总是美好的。 The truth is always beautiful.
来，把手给我。 Here, give me your hand.
把手放上来。搭在她的手上。 Put your hand up here. On top of hers.
此刻我感觉与你无比亲近。 I feel very close to you now.
我感受到——我深受感动，内心充满爱意。 I feel-- I feel so moved, so full of love.
谢谢。希望一切都能让您满意。 Thank you. And I hope everything was satisfactory.
你是真心的吗，埃米利奥？ Do you really, Emilio?
请原谅，桑德斯夫人。 I beg your pardon, Mrs. Sanders.
你是真心觉得服务令人满意吗？ I mean, do you really hope and feel that you wish the service was satisfactory?
这是你的真实感受？ Is that what you really feel?
晚餐没问题吗？我的服务呢？ There was nothing wrong with the dinner? My service?
亲爱的 亲爱的 Honey. Honey.
亲爱的，我在做什么？不，不，当然不是。 Darling, what am I doing? No, no. Of course not.
你的服务非常出色，晚餐也很棒。 Your service was marvelous and the dinner was great.
只是我们刚才在讨论人们很少真正交流这件事。 It's just that we were talking about the fact that people very seldom talk to each other.
我是说，我来这里已经...很久了，却从未真正和你聊过天。 I mean, I have been coming in here for... a long time, and I have never really talked to you.
是酒的问题吗？ Was it the wine?
你指望那个可怜人怎么做？ What do you expect that poor man to do?
他不知道你的生活在上周末发生了改变。 He does not know that your life changed over the weekend.
埃米利奥，人们很难对彼此说出真相。 Emilio, people find it very hard to tell each other the truth.
还有其他需要吗？ Will there be anything else?
没有了。谢谢，埃米利奥。太美了。谢谢你。 No. Thanks, Emilio. It's beautiful. Thank you.
那一定是个非常棒的周末。 It must have been some incredible weekend.
打扰一下。 Excuse me.
埃米利奥，我很抱歉。 Emilio, I'm sorry.
让你感到不舒服了。 I made you feel uncomfortable.
没关系的，桑德斯太太。 That's all right, Mrs. Sanders.
不，不。这很不好。 No, no. It's not all right.
任何人都不该让他人感到不适。 Nobody should ever make anybody feel uncomfortable.
你是个好人。 You're a nice man.
亲爱的。 Well, honey.
听着，我明天还得早起。 Listen, I got an early morning.
呃，我觉得在走之前我必须先说点什么，真的。 Uh, I feel I have to say something first before we go, I really do.
- 什么？- 怎么了？ - What? - What?
这可能会让你很烦，鲍勃，但我觉得我必须说出来。 This could very well bug you, Bob, but I feel I have to say it.
- 泰德，你想说什么？- 爱丽丝，我觉得我必须说这个。 - Ted, what do you want to say? - Alice, I feel I have to say this.
走。 Go.
我觉得这顿饭该你请。 I feel you should pay for the check.
我就知道。噢，泰德。 I knew it. Oh, Ted.
我感受到了。真的感受到了。 I felt that. I really felt that.
我觉得你真该为此买单。 I really feel you should pay for it.
谢谢。 Thanks.
- 嘿。- 天啊。 - Hey. - Gosh.
- 嗨。- 嗯哼。 - Hi. - Mm-mmm.
- 我想你了。- 我也想你。 - I missed you. - And I missed you.
- 飞机上喝马提尼了？- 是啊，其实喝了两杯。 - Martini on the plane? - Yeah, two, a matter of fact.
在楼梯这儿，还是等我收拾完行李？ Here on the stairs, or wait till I unpack?
就楼梯这儿吧。 Stairs.
拍摄进行得怎么样？ How did the shooting go?
非常顺利。确实非常顺利。 It went well. Very well indeed.
拍到了一些很棒的镜头。 Got some great footage.
摄影师嘛...我也说不好。这个新来的家伙有点特别。 Cameraman is-- I don't know. This new guy's something else.
他浑身都散发着活力。 He's got some all kind of juice goin'.
我真的不太明白。 I don't really understand.
他对素材非常投入。 He's very involved with the material.
你知道的，一个摄影师。而且他很专注。 You know, a cameraman. And he's involved.
毫无敌意，毫无嫉妒。 And no hostility, no envy.
他拥有我渴望的特质。 He's got something going for him that I wish I had.
噢，你正在接近目标。 Oh, you're getting there.
噢。 Oh.
嘿，小疯子。 Hey, nutty.
你给我买了什么呀，爸爸？ What did you buy me, Daddy?
我给你买了什么？你每次回家就只会问这个吗？ What did I buy you? Is that all I ever get when you come home?
这就是你的礼物！ That's what you get!
我给你准备了东西，但要等到明天早上才能给你。 I got you something, but you don't get it till tomorrow morning.
快松开。嘿，松开，快松开。 Turn loose. Hey, turn loose, turn loose.
- 来吧亲爱的 - 我需要我的哨子！ - Come on, darling. - I need my whistle!
我现在就要看！ I want to see it now!
明天早上你就能看到了。 Well, you can see it in the morning.
一只老虎！ A tiger!
亲爱的，看看爸爸给你买的漂亮玩具。快看。 Darling, look at your nice toy that Daddy got you. Look.
它能一口咬掉你的鼻子。 It can bite your nose right off.
你可以让它咬掉整个鼻子！ You can make it bite off an entire nose!
举手。好的。 Put your hand up. Okay.
来吧。准备好表演我们的节目了吗？ Come on. You ready to do our number?
- 哇哦！- 好的。 - Whoo! - Okay.
晚安。 Night-night.
准备好了吗？开始。好的。 Now, are you ready? There. Okay.
往下。转过去。钻到下面。 Underneath. Turn around. Get underneath.
钻到下面。快点。到下面去。 Get underneath. Come on. Underneath.
再深一点。 Deep down.
- 嘶——。 - 再见啦。 - Brrrr. - Sayonara.
我眼睛里进老虎了！ I have a tiger in my eye!
快从我眼睛里出去，老虎。快从我眼睛里出去，老虎。 Get out of my eye, tiger. Get out of my eye, tiger.
那只老虎，它老是往我眼睛里钻。 That tiger, it keeps going in my eye all the time.
你在旧金山做了什么？ What did you do in San Francisco?
嗯，我拍了一部电影。 Well, I made a movie.
会在电视上播吗？ Will it be on TV?
是的，宝贝，会在电视上播的，不过还得等一阵子才能看到。 Yeah, honey, it's going to be on TV, but it'll be a while, you know, before it's on.
我现在就想看。 I want to watch it now.
现在还看不了，片子还没制作完成呢。 Well, you can't watch it now, because it's not ready yet to be watched.
什么时候能弄好？ When will it be finished?
和往常一样，我得先拿去剪辑室把各个片段拼接起来。 Like always, I have to take it to the cutting room first and put the different pieces together.
哎哟。 Ow.
给你吹个口哨。就一声。 Whistle for you. One whistle.
吹完就睡觉。 One whistle and right to sleep.
好了，就这样。 Okay, that's all.
晚安，儿子。 Good night, Son.
晚安。亲亲！ Good night. Mwah!
晚安。 Good night.
给老虎讲个故事。 Tell tiger a story.
不要。现在不要讲故事。去睡觉吧。 No. No stories now. Go to sleep.
抱抱。 Hug, hug.
真美啊。 That's beautiful.
去睡觉。 Go to sleep.
晚安。 Nighty-night.
别关门。 Leave the door open.
他会吹口哨。 He can whistle.
你可能累了。 You're probably tired.
我在旧金山出轨了。 I had an affair in San Francisco.
这件事就这么发生了，呃，我觉得...有必要告诉你，为了你，也为了我们的关系。 It just happened and, uh, I owe it... to you, and to us, to say so.
事情发生在昨晚。 It was last night.
我们收工后，录音师带了个女孩来当助手。 And when we finished up, the soundman had brought this girl as an assistant.
金发姑娘，呃，她人不错。 Blonde, uh, she was nice.
那姑娘要我送她回家，然后...我们去了我酒店房间，然后...我们做了，呃—— The girl, she asked for a ride home and, uh... We wound up in my hotel room, and... we made, uh--
"外遇"这词不准确。我们发生了关系。 Affair is the wrong word. We had intercourse.
事实就是这样。 That's what we had.
怎么样？ Well?
我...我不太确定自己的感受。 I-I'm not sure how I feel.
呃，让我想想。 Uh, let me see.
此刻我是什么感觉？ How do I feel right this minute?
呃，我感觉...我并不难过。真的没有。 Uh, I feel... I don't feel upset. I really don't.
我...我并不感到意外。 I'm... I don't feel surprised.
我-我觉得有点奇怪。 I-I feel strange.
我没有嫉妒的感觉。 I don't feel jealous.
你一定很嫉妒吧。 You must feel jealous.
也许我是在自欺欺人。 Maybe I'm kidding myself.
我是说，也许我在对自己隐瞒些什么。 I mean, maybe I'm hiding something from myself.
就是这样。你在躲着。 That's it. You're hiding.
让我再听一遍。 Let me hear it again.
那么，你在旧金山时发生了什么？ Now, what happened when you were in San Francisco?
来吧，亲爱的！ Come on, honey!
我和另一个姑娘好上了。 I made it with another chick.
- 你爱上她了？- 没有，当然没有。 - Are you in love with her? - No, of course not.
纯粹是肉体关系？ It was a purely physical thing?
对，千真万确！ Yes, absolutely!
哦亲爱的，我是说，我怎么会对你和某个金发傻妞的肉体关系感到嫉妒呢。 Oh, darling, I-I mean, I don't see how I can feel jealous about a purely physical thing you had with some dumb blonde.
等等，她可不傻。人家刚从伯克利大学拿到硕士学位。 Now, wait a minute. Not dumb. She just got her master's at Berkeley.
- 真的吗？- 是啊。 - Oh, really? - Yeah.
- 那她多大？- 二十岁。 - Well, how old is she? - Twenty.
噢。 Oh.
她和我妹妹同龄。 That's the same age as my kid sister.
你充满敌意。 You are hostile.
亲爱的 我没有 Darling, I'm not.
不 我只是在想艾米离成为女人有多近 仅此而已 No, I was thinking how close Amy is to being a woman, that's all.
你在耍我玩呢。 You're playing games with me.
我没有！ I'm not!
不，你就是在耍花样。 Yeah, you are. Playing games.
装成个思想前卫的新潮女人，假装不在乎丈夫做什么。 Playing an emancipated woman, a hip chick that doesn't care what her husband does.
我非常在意你的所作所为。 I care very much what you do.
你根本不在乎我的行为。这一点再明显不过了。 You don't care what I do. That's perfectly obvious.
否则你就不会像坐在火山口上一样，明明内心喷薄欲出，却偏要死死压抑。 Otherwise you wouldn't be sitting there on top of a volcano that wants to spew out of you, and you won't let it do it.
知道你在干什么吗？你又想刺激我做出反应。 You know what you're doing? You are trying to make me react again.
你感到内疚，所以想让我惩罚你。 You feel guilty, and you're trying to make me punish you.
我做了件糟糕的事。我出轨了！ I did a terrible thing. I cheated!
亲爱的，你并没有做错什么。 My darling, you did not do a terrible thing.
你主动告诉了我这件事。 You told me about it.
如果你没告诉我，那就是欺骗。 If you hadn't have told me, then that would have been cheating.
我知道什么是欺骗。 I know what cheating is.
欺骗就是和你老婆以外的女人上床。那才叫欺骗！ Cheating is when you ball a chick that's not your wife. That's cheating!
哦。 Ohhh.
天啊。 Oh, God.
噢。 Oh.
我感觉...比这辈子任何时候都更贴近你。 I feel... closer to you than I've ever felt in my whole life.
噢。 Oh.
感觉你正在——正在分享如此私密的事。 I feel that you're-- you're sharing something so personal.
你信任我，让我非常感动。 I feel very moved that you trust me.
噢。 Oh.
你没有做错任何事。 You didn't do anything wrong.
你是个迷人又英俊的男人。 You're an attractive, beautiful man.
你深爱着你的妻子和孩子，你没有做错任何事。 And you love your wife, and you love your child, and you didn't do anything wrong.
我爱你。 And I love you.
她人怎么样？ What was she like?
- 嗯？ - 那个女孩。 - Huh? - The girl.
非常好。 Very nice.
- 漂亮吗？ - 是的。 - Pretty? - Yeah.
她长得有点像坎迪·伯根。 She looked a little like Candy Bergen.
可惜她不像埃德加·伯根。 Too bad she didn't look like Edgar Bergen.
你吃醋了。 You are jealous.
哦，我开玩笑的。 Oh, I'm joking.
我只是开个玩笑。 I'm just making a joke.
难道我好奇就一定是嫉妒吗？ Can't I be curious without being jealous?
卡罗尔，我们上过床。仅此而已。 Carol, we had sex. That's all.
那么，是谁先主动的？ Well, who made the first move?
嗯，你知道的，当你...给我看看。 Well, you know, when you, uh-- Show me.
哦，别这样。 Oh, come on.
拜托，快点说嘛。 Oh, come on, come on.
告诉我后来发生了什么。 Tell me what happened after that.
结果我们去了我的酒店房间，然后...就开始亲热起来。 Well, we wound up in my hotel room, and, uh... Then we started fooling around.
你脱她衣服了吗？ Did you undress her?
我不记得有没有脱她衣服。 I don't remember whether I undressed her or not.
你明明记得。 You remember.
嗯，我脱了她的衣服。 Yeah, I undressed her.
接吻了吗？ Kissing?
嗯...嗯。 Y-Yeah.
感觉好吗？ Good?
嗯，是啊。 Well, yeah.
和我一样厉害吗？ As good as me?
不，你更厉害。 No, you're better.
厉害多少？ How much?
很多。 A lot.
给我打分。 Grade me.
好多了。真的好多了。 Better. A lot better.
哦，鲍勃，就算这世上我一无所知，至少我清楚一件事。 Oh, Bob, I know one thing if I know nothing else in the world.
这世界多美好！ It's a beautiful world!
谢谢。你太棒了。 Thank you. You're marvelous.
美极了。美极了。 Beautiful. Beautiful.
- 卡罗尔，晚安。 - 晚安。 - Carol, good night. - Good night.
谢谢。 Thank you.
- 晚安，爱你。 - Yeah, good night. - I love you.
- 晚安，我也爱你。 - Good night. - I love you.
待会儿见。 See you soon.
这道西班牙冷汤太惊艳了。卡罗尔，晚餐棒极了。 The gazpacho was astonishing. Great meal, Carol.
你知道，我很喜欢斯特里克纳一家和哈默一家，但他们每次准备离开时，就像一部有十个假结局的电影。 You know, I love the Strickners, and the Hammers, but whenever they start to leave, it's like a movie with 10 false endings.
哦，苏家的小男孩正在看心理医生。 Oh, Sue's little boy is seeing a therapist.
我不知道这事。 I didn't know that.
现在别提这个。 Now, don't mention it.
为什么？这没什么好难为情的。 Why? It's nothing to be ashamed of.
我同意，但这不是我想——他怎么了？——他从学校逃跑了。 I agree, but it's nothing I'd like to-- - What's his problem? - He runs away from school.
他多大了？ How old is he?
- 五岁半。- 我讨厌幼儿园。 - Five and a half. - I hated kindergarten.
他往哪儿跑？ Where does he run to?
他们就住在学校对面，他跑回家了。 They live across the street from the school, and he runs home.
这可是好东西。我现在就提醒你，做好准备。 This is great stuff. I'm warning you now. Get ready.
呜，呜。 Choo, choo.
坚持住。抓紧了，兄弟。 Hold on now. Hold on to it, my man.
这是阿卡普尔科黄金吗？ Is this Acapulco gold?
呃，不，这可是伯班克市中心特供的棕货，劲儿特别大。 Uh, no, this is beautiful downtown Burbank brown, but it's very heavy stuff.
药效很猛。 It's strong.
那玩意儿烧得厉害。真不知道你怎么能——宝贝儿，你得学会享受这个过程。 That thing just burns. I don't know how you can-- Well, you just gotta let it happen, honey.
我从不碰嗨的。 I never get high.
我的耳朵开始发烫了。 My ears are beginning to get warm.
我从不嗑药。 I never get high.
好吧，我现在整个人都嗨到神志不清了。 Well, I am totally and completely zonked out of my skull.
你看到诺玛的口红了吗？ Did you see Norma's lipstick?
我是说，你知道的，涂太多口红是一回事，但都涂到那位置就过分了。 I mean, you know, a little too much lipstick is one thing, but when it's up to there.
这态度可不太友善啊，亲爱的。非常不友善。 That's very hostile, my dear. Very hostile.
你提醒我一声，我就给你发个演示版。 Just remind me, and I'll send you a demo.
我会给你发个超酷又平和的演示版。 I'll send you a groovy, peaceful demo.
我会用我的尼赫鲁外套和和平珠链把它包好。 And I'll wrap it in my Nehru jacket and my peaceful beads.
然后我会以酷炫又平和的方式送你 18 岁的保姆回家，给她一个平和又酷炫的宝宝。 And then I will groovily and peacefully drive your 18-year-old babysitter home and groove her a peaceful, groovy baby.
嗯。 Mmm.
卡罗尔？ Carol?
这份西班牙冷汤...令人惊叹。 The gazpacho... was astonishing.
简直不可思议。 Absolutely astonishing.
太惊艳了。 Astonishing.
- 真是惊人。- 确实惊人。 - It is astonishing. - Astonishing.
噢。 Oh.
你明天有个案子要处理，可爱的小家伙。 You have a case tomorrow, adorable one.
你太过分了，我亲爱的、清醒的、为我生下独子的母亲，我爱的人。 You are too much, my sweet, unstoned mother of my only son, who I love.
你太夸张了。 You're too much.
我从未嗨过。无论怎么尝试都没用。 I never get high. Doesn't matter how much I try.
不，你知道我怎么想的吗？ No, you know what I think it is?
我真的觉得我害怕的原因是因为你是律师，我们可能会惹上大麻烦。 I really think the reason I'm afraid is because you are an attorney, and we could get into a potful of trouble.
大麻烦。大麻。 Potful. Pot.
不，真的。 No, really.
不管怎样，我爱你。 I love you anyway.
嗯。好吧。 Mmm. Well.
嘿。嘿。 Hey. Hey.
亲爱的。 Sweetheart.
我，呃，跟你提过这个恐惧症的。 I, uh, told you about this phobia.
你们俩看起来真美。 You both look so beautiful.
准备好回家了吗？ You ready to go home?
你确实如此。 You really do.
嘿，那我呢？ Hey, how about me?
你看起来非常非常美。 You look very, very beautiful.
- 希望如此。- 嗯。 - I hope so. - Mmm.
嘿。我感觉到——婚姻的...激情。 Hey. I sense-- Marital... passion.
你感觉没错。 You sense well.
明天去打网球吗？ You gonna play tennis tomorrow?
嗯！嗯，我订了场地。 Mmm! Mmm, I reserved a court.
- 明天？- 瘾君子，别闹了。我们回家吧。 - Tomorrow? - Junkie, come on. Let's go home.
快点。 Come on.
对她就是起效慢。 It just works slow on her.
来吧。 Come on.
- 再见。- 哦，这西班牙凉菜汤太棒了。 - See ya. - Oh, the gazpacho was gorgeous.
太惊艳了。 Astonishing.
拜拜。 Bye.
噢。 Oh.
我超爱你。 I love you so much.
我真的很爱你。 I really love you.
我想和你分享些美好的事情。 I want to share something beautiful with you.
鲍勃在旧金山时有过一段婚外情。 Bob had an affair when he was in San Francisco.
那-那不算是婚外情。那只是——只是逢场作戏。 It-It wasn't an affair. It was-- It was just sex.
但他把一切都告诉我了。 But he told me all about it.
我只是——我必须和你分享，因为这太美好了。 And I just-- I had to share it with you, 'cause it's so beautiful.
我真的很爱你。 I really love you.
我爱你。噢。 I love you. Oh.
明天网球场见。晚安。 See you tomorrow for tennis. 'Night.
我对鲍勃的敌意简直无法形容。 I have such hostility for Bob, I cannot tell you.
我还以为她要宣布自己怀孕之类的消息。 I thought she was gonna tell us she was pregnant or something.
她怎么可能告诉我们呢？ How could she tell us?
我有个大消息要告诉你。鲍勃刚刚出轨了。"哇哦。 "I have great news for you. Bob just had an affair." Wow.
泰德，我觉得我要吐了。 Ted, I think I'm gonna be sick.
给。 Here.
我得喝点水才能吐出来。 I have to have water for that.
看，我们再有几分钟就到家了。 Look, we'll be home in a couple of minutes.
泰德，我要吐了！ Ted, I am going to throw up!
放松点，放松点。 Relax. Relax.
请问您要点什么？ Your order, please.
请给我一杯水。 A glass of water, please.
我不知道明天该怎么面对他。 I don't know how I'm gonna face him tomorrow.
- 我们不是约好打网球吗？- 你看菜单了吗？ - We're supposed to play tennis? - Did you read the menu?
- 只要一杯水。- 您还需要点别的吗？ - Just a glass of water. - What else would you like?
不，我只要一杯水。 No. All I want is a glass of water.
我们有墨西哥卷饼、辣酱玉米饼、辣椒酿、芝士汉堡、特惠汉堡、热狗、薯片、烧烤味薯片。 We have tacos, enchiladas, chili rellenos, cheeseburgers, bonus burgers, hot dogs, potato chips, barbeque chips.
我要吐了。 I am going to throw up.
好吧，听着，给我来一个...呃...墨西哥卷饼和一大杯水。 All right, look, let me have a, uh, taco and a large glass of water.
还要喝点别的吗？ Anything else to drink?
不，我只要一杯水！你听不懂吗？ No, I just want a glass of water! Don't you understand that?
我不饿。我只想给你倒水。 I'm not hungry. All I want to do is get you water.
谢谢您，先生。 Thank you, sir.
天啊，我难受死了。 Oh, my God. I'm sick.
真的很难受，我生病了。 I really am. I'm sick.
被这事恶心得不行。 Absolutely sick from this thing.
她怎么能告诉我们呢，泰德？她就这样突然—— How could she tell us, Ted? How she just came--
我对鲍勃的敌意简直无法形容。 I have such hostility for Bob, I cannot tell you.
我为他们俩都感到难过。 I feel sorry for both of them.
我真替她难过。她怎么能和他一起生活？ I feel sorry for her. How can she live with him?
- 亲爱的，现在别这样。 - 我马上就完事了。 - Honey, please don't do that now. - I'm almost finished.
我头疼得要命，你都快把房子震塌了。 I have a headache, and you are shaking the whole house.
你到底在搞什么？ What are you at now?
810 下。 810.
再敲 500 下我脑袋就要炸了。能停手吗？ My head won't take 500 more. Will you stop?
- 让我调到九台。- 求你了。别闹了！ - Let me go to nine. - Please. Will you stop it!
好了好了，对不起。 Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
母亲去世时我也有同样的感受。 I had the same feeling when Mother died.
我再也不想见到他们了。 I don't want to see them anymore.
- 你不想见卡罗尔了？ - 我该怎么面对她？ - You don't want to see Carol? - How am I gonna face her?
怎么，我们还要去打网球吗？ What, we're supposed to play tennis?
哎呀，我能理解你对鲍勃感到不自在。 Gee, I can understand you being uncomfortable with Bob.
也许她是——她直接就告诉我们了。 Maybe she came-- She just came right out and told us.
- 我们必须帮助他们。- 我们怎么帮？ - We have to help them. - How are we going to help?
我还没想好，但我们——是啊，你得先帮你的朋友鲍勃。 I don't know yet, but we-- Yeah, well, you will have to help your friend Bob.
希望事情已经发生并结束了，仅此而已。 Look, hopefully it happened and it's over, and that's all there is to it.
你知道我认为这一切是怎么回事吗？ You know what I think it all is?
什么？ What?
与其让她说鲍勃有外遇，"他告诉我了，我要离开他"——这确实是她的感受——确实如此。 Instead of her saying that Bob had an affair, and "he told me, and I'm leaving him," which is what she feels-- Absolutely.
她在极力掩饰这一切。 She's covering it all up.
至于鲍勃为何这么做，那就是另一回事了。我不明白他为何要告诉她。 Now, why Bob did it's another story. I don't know why he told her.
他大概深感内疚，你懂吧？ He's probably very guilty, you know?
本着这次全面对质的精神，他就向她坦白了。 And in the spirit of this whole confrontation thing, he told her.
呃，这——这么做可不太明智。 Well, it's-- it's not the most intelligent thing to do.
真希望他事先告诉我一声。 I wish he'd told me first.
他没告诉你？你完全不知情？ He didn't tell you? You didn't know anything about it at all?
是啊，我和你一样惊讶。 No. I was as surprised as you were.
你知道你压根没提鲍勃干的那件事吗？ Do you know that you've not said one thing about what Bob has done?
他确实干了件糟糕的事，这点我同意你。 Well, he's done a terrible thing. I agree with you.
他这是在自找麻烦。但他就是想要麻烦。 He's asking for trouble. But he wants trouble.
爱丽丝，此刻世界上有五千万男人在搞外遇，没有一个会主动告诉妻子，可鲍勃非得跑去跟卡罗尔坦白。 Alice, there must be 50 million men having an affair right this second, and not one of them's gonna go and tell his wife, and Bob has to go and tell Carol.
重点不在于他告诉了她。 The point is not that he told her.
关键在于他确实这么做了。 The point is that he did it.
他背叛了他的妻子。他背叛了卡罗尔。 That he cheated on his wife. That he cheated on Carol.
我同意。这很糟糕。 I agree. That's bad.
但我想你会同意，如果他没有告诉她，就不会有问题。 But I think you'll agree with me that if he hadn't told her, there'd be no problem.
如果他没有那样做，没有欺骗她，就不会有问题！ There'd be no problem if he hadn't done it, if he hadn't cheated!
我只是想说，如果我们讨论的是愚蠢行为，那么他告诉她这件事本身就是愚蠢的。 All I'm trying to say is that if we're examining the dumbness, it was dumb of him to tell her.
另一件事只是肉体关系而已。 The other thing was just physical.
他要是真那么需要，就让他自己去拿。 If he needs it that badly, let him go and get it.
让他自己去拿。 Let him go and get it.
哦，我不知道。听着，谢天谢地这不是我的问题。 Oh, I don't know. Look, thank heavens it's not my problem.
对此我非常高兴。 I am very pleased about that.
- 别闹了。- 不，我是认真的。 - Come on. - No, I really am.
- 这让我特别有安全感。- 得了吧！ - Gives me a great feeling of security. - Come on!
真的。我知道你绝不会做这种事。 It really does. It's something I know you'd never do.
- 爱丽丝，连说都别说。- 没什么能让你那么做。 - Alice, don't say it even. - Nothing could make you do that.
晚安，宝贝。 Good night, baby.
你已经让我足够兴奋了。 I'm turned on enough by you.
我不需要其他任何东西。 I don't need anything else.
嗯。嗯。 Mmm. Mmm.
亲爱的，现在别这样好吗。 Honey, please don't do that now.
哎呀，别这样嘛，爱丽丝。 Oh, come on, Alice.
宝贝，我只是——我现在真的完全没心情。好吗？ Baby, I'm just-- I'm just not in the mood at all. Okay?
要不要看会儿电视？ Do you want to watch some television?
嗯哼。 Mm-mmm.
我要是看会儿电视会打扰你吗？ Would it bother you if I watched some?
不会，亲爱的，你看吧。声音小点就行，好吗？ No. No, honey, you can watch. Just keep it low, okay?
要我帮你按摩吗？ You want me to give you a massage?
- 我给你按摩一下吧。- 亲爱的 我不想... - 我来给你按摩。- 我不想按... 我只是希望你现在别碰我 就这样。 - Let me give you a massage. - Honey, I don't-- - I'll give you a massage. - I don't feel like a mass-- I just wish you wouldn't touch me now. That's all.
- 好吧。- 泰德 能不能... - 好吧。- 你能理解吗？ - All right. - Ted, can-- - All right. - Can you understand?
你能理解发生了什么吗？能吗？ Can you understand what happened? Can you?
这让我完全提不起兴趣。 It turns me off, completely.
你不介意我睡在这儿吧？ You don't mind if I sleep here?
好了，别犯傻了。 Now, don't be silly.
我明白，爱丽丝。我理解。 I understand, Alice. I understand.
我想去散个步。 I think I'll take a walk.
哦，亲爱的，别，别这样——求你了泰德，别——别去散步。好吗？ Oh, honey, no, don't, don't-- Please, Ted, don't-- Don't go for a walk. Please?
我感到非常不安。 I feel so nervous.
我体内有股——这股能量，爱丽丝，这种过剩的——你为什么不锻炼一下呢？ I have this-- this energy in me, Alice, this excess-- Why don't you do your exercises?
我要去散步。 I'll take a walk.
不，求你了，泰德。我不想你——别走。求你别走。 No, please, Ted. I don't want you-- Please don't walk. Please don't.
- 你想让我留下？- 求你别走。 - You want me to stay? - Please stay.
你能留下来吗？ Will you stay, please?
我就熬个通宵。 I'll just stay up.
哦，谢谢。 Oh, thank you.
我知道，亲爱的。我知道。 I know, hon. I know.
好的，宝贝。好吗？ Okay, honey. Okay?
嗯，我—— - 好的，宝贝。 - 我们睡觉吧。 Yeah, I'm-- - Okay, honey. - We'll go to sleep.
- 晚安，泰德。- 晚安，爱丽丝。 - Good night, Ted. - Good night, Alice.
- 爱丽丝。- 亲爱的。 - Alice. - Honey.
- 爱丽丝，别这样。- 亲爱的，我告诉过你别这样。 - Alice, come on. - Honey, I asked you not to.
- 爱丽丝，我们都好久没——- 你能别说了吗？ - Alice, we haven't done it in so-- - Will you please stop?
你能不能别这样了！ Will you just stop it!
- 我在散步呢。- 什么？别散步了，就待着！ - I'm taking a walk. - What? Don't walk, just stay!
你倒是拿个主意啊，行不行？ Make up your mind, will ya?
我就只有这个选择了吗？ Is that the only option I have?
爱丽丝，我现在还很兴奋，既刺激又亢奋。 Alice, I'm still high, and I'm stimulated and aroused.
- 别冲我发火。- 泰德——泰德，你是想让我违背自己的意愿做事吗？ - Don't take it out on me. - Ted-- Ted, do you want me to do something against my will?
现在呢？你是想让我违背自己的意愿吗？是吗？ Now, do you? Do you want me to do something against my will? Do you?
不，我不想让你做任何违背你意愿的事。 No, I don't want you to do anything against your will.
好的，但请别去散步。好吗？ All right, but please don't take a walk. Okay?
你在发现之前就有这个心情了吗？ Were you in the mood before you found out?
因为我当时确实有这个心情。 'Cause I was in the mood then.
之前，我们在车上的时候。 Before, when we were in the car.
- 你当时有兴致吗？- 当然有。其实我想着我们可以回家——因为我当时真的——我确实很有兴致。 - Were you in the mood then? - Oh, yeah. Well, you know-- I thought we'd come home-- 'Cause I was-- I was really-- I really was in the mood.
我真的，真的...我们干脆忘了她告诉我们的那些话吧？ I really, really... Why don't we just forget about what she told us?
- 我知道。- 只是——我明白。我明白。 - I know. - Just-- I know. I know.
我知道你现在很有兴致。 I know that you are in the mood.
但是，亲爱的，我没有。现在你看。 But, honey, I'm not. Now, look.
噢。 Oh.
你想就这样敷衍了事吗？我一点感觉都没有。 Do you want to do it just like that, with no feeling on my part?
是啊。 Yeah.
随你便。想怎样就怎样吧。 Go ahead. Do what you want.
- 来吧，爱丽丝。- 做你该做的事。 - Come on, Alice. - Do what you have to do.
- 我要看电视了。- 这里！这里！这里！ - I'm gonna watch television. - Here! Here! Here!
- 爱丽丝，你这样太掉价了！- 你挑的时机可真绝！ - Alice, you're making it very cheap! - You pick an incredible time!
或许是吧。或许这是个不可思议的时刻，爱丽丝。 Maybe it is. Maybe it is an incredible time, Alice.
我不知道，爱丽丝。我就是控制不住——控制不住自己的冲动。 I don't know, Alice. I just can't seem to con-- control my drives.
亲爱的，我很抱歉。真的。我只是——我为卡罗尔的事太难过了。 Honey, I'm sorry. I really am. I'm just-- I'm so upset about Carol.
我为她们俩都感到难过，爱丽丝。 I'm upset for both of them, Alice.
但我越来越为自己感到难过。 But I'm getting more upset for myself.
我不知道。我开始变得——算了。 I don't know. I'm beginning to become a-- Never mind.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
- 我头疼。- 怎么了？ - I have a headache. - What's the matter?
我头上有个特别难受的发箍，爱丽丝？ There's this incredible band around my head, Alice?
- 呃，我能... - 哦！ - Well, what can I-- - Oh!
- 你想让我怎么做？ - 爱丽丝，就... - 我能做什么？ - 揉揉我的后颈。 - What do you want me to do? - Alice, just-- - What can I do? - Rub the back of my neck.
- 我这里...有个特别僵硬的结。 - 是这里吗？ - I have this... incredible knot. - Right here?
是在那里吗？ Is it right there?
这样行吗？哦。 Is that good? Oh.
可怜的小家伙。你也——你也受这东西影响了。 You poor baby. You were-- You were affected by this thing too.
你全身都绷紧了。 You're all tense.
那里？ There?
哦，是的。 Oh, yeah.
这样好些了吗？ Is that better?
噢，是的。 Oh, yes.
- 这样好多了 - 行吗？ - It's better. - Okay?
噢。 Oh.
全身都涂了？这样够好吗？ All over? Is that good?
哦，感觉太完美了。 Oh, that feels perfect.
不知道他们会不会离婚。 I wonder if they'll get a divorce.
我对此表示怀疑。 I doubt it.
最让我恼火的是，她又回到了那栋房子——你吃药了吗？——还没，我晚点再吃。 The thing that annoys me more than anything else, is that she's back at that house-- - Did you take your pill? - No, I'll take it later.
你觉得她为什么告诉我们？她就这么直截了当地说了出来。 Why do you think she told us? She just came right out and told us.
- 爱丽丝，我非常兴奋。- 我...我完全没有这种感觉！ - Alice, I'm very excited. - I don't-- I don't feel that way!
- 我要去散步！ - 不行，我不想一个人待着！ - I'm gonna take a walk! - No, I don't wanna be left alone!
我真希望有条狗！我就能带它去散步了！ I wish I had a dog! I'd take him for a walk!
让我去散步吧，爱丽丝！ Let me take a walk, Alice!
你想干嘛就干嘛。我根本不在乎你做什么。去吧—— Go do whatever you want. I don't really care what you do. Go--
从梳妆台拿药片。 Get the pills from the dresser.
嗯？ Huh?
从梳妆台拿药片。 Get the pills from the dresser.
你确定吗？我不想让你做任何违背意愿的事。 Are you sure? I wouldn't want you to do anything against your will.
抓住他们。 Get them.
怎么了？ What's the matter?
什么——现在，有什么好笑的？ What's-- Now, what's so funny?
有什么好—— - 爱丽丝，怎么了？ - 我不干了。 What's so-- - Alice, what's the matter? - I'm out.
- 你什么意思？ - 药片已经没有了！ - What do you mean? - There are no more pills!
什么叫你没有药片了？ What do you mean, you have no more pills?
听着，我很抱歉。我忘记重新订购了。 Look, I'm sorry. I forgot to reorder.
你忘了你的——你怎么能忘记？ You forgot your-- How could you forget?
亲爱的，我不知道。我忘了。 Honey, I don't know. I forgot.
- 你—— - 我忘了。 - You-- - I forgot.
这是我听过最残忍的——你忘了？人不可能忘记这种事。 That's the cruelest thing I ever-- You forgot? You don't forget.
亲爱的，我忘记重新订购了。我不知道——好吧，行，算了。这样也好。 Honey, I forgot to reorder. I don't know-- Okay, right, fine. It's just as well.
我明白。你知道，这真的——我明早还有个案子要处理。 I understand. You know, it's really-- I have a case tomorrow morning.
我真的—— - 亲爱的，现在，来—— - 不，不，这很—— - 这很——不，不，爱丽丝。 - 你想——不，不，什么？亲爱的，我不是故意的。 And I really-- - Honey, now, come-- - No, no, it's quite-- - It's quite-- No, no, Alice. - What do you-- No, no, what? Sweetie, I didn't do it purposely.
我理解你遇到的问题，而且正好—— - 宝贝，听着—— - 不，拜托，别碰我。 I understand the problems that you have, and it's just as well that-- - Baby, now look-- - No, please, don't touch me.
♪ 祝你生日快乐 ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ 亲爱的肖恩，生日快乐 ♪ ♪ Happy birthday, dear Sean ♪
♪ 祝你生日快乐 ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
现在许个愿吧，亲爱的。许个愿吧。 Now make a wish, darling. Make a wish.
默默许个心愿。对自己许愿就好。 Make a secret wish. Wish to yourself.
卡罗尔，你挡着路了。 Carol, you're in the way.
哦，对不起，亲爱的。 Oh, I'm sorry, darling.
现在吹蜡烛吧。 Blow out the candles now.
亲爱的，你这是在指挥他做事。让他自己来。 Honey, you're telling him what to do. Let him do it for himself.
抱歉，宝贝。深呼吸一下。 I'm sorry, darling. Take a deep breath.
我也想吹蜡烛。 I want to blow out too.
不行，克里斯托弗，今天不是你生日，是肖恩的生日。 No, Christopher, it's not your birthday, it's Sean's birthday.
让他也吹一下呗，有什么大不了的？ Let him blow too. What's the big deal?
你干嘛老跟我唱反调？你只是——我没有唱反调——那你来全权处理吧——怎么，他想吹就吹呗 Why are you countermanding everything I say? You just-- I'm not countermanding-- - Then you handle it all. - What, he wants to blow.
来个大——哦！ Take a big-- Oh!
太棒了！哦，好孩子。 Terrific! Oh, good boy.
你不用在众人面前开始。 You don't have to start in front of everybody.
因为我们咬着牙说话，所以没人能听见？ No one can hear us talking because we're clenching our teeth?
玛丽亚。 Maria.
呃，嗯——鲍勃以为他在拍《乱世佳人》。 Uh, um-- Bob thinks he's shooting Gone with the Wind.
那是贝尔豪威尔牌的？ Is that a Bell & Howell?
我不清楚。可能是日本产的。 I don't know. Maybe it's a Japanese one.
- 雅西卡牌的。- 对。 - A Yashica. - Yeah.
卡罗尔？需要我帮忙吗？ Carol? Can I help you with that?
不用了，谢谢。没关系。 No, thanks. That's all right.
孩子们玩得非常开心。 The kids are really having a wonderful time.
我知道。 I know.
刚才那是怎么回事？ What was that about?
亲爱的，你知道我爱你。 Honey, you know I love you.
嗯，我也爱你。 Well, I love you.
你知道吗？我一直不敢和你说话。 You know, I've been afraid to talk to you?
我...我总摸不准你什么时候是认真的。 I-I never know when you're serious.
我想拆礼物了。 I want to open my presents.
马上就来，亲爱的。能帮我拿一下这些吗？ Be right there, darling. Can you take these?
卡罗尔，我想让你知道我最近非常难过。 Carol, I want you to know I have been very upset.
我不知道这事。 I didn't know that.
我马上回来，好吗？ I'll be right back, all right?
好的。 Okay.
哦，对不起。 Oh, I'm sorry.
好的。 Okay.
泰德？ Ted?
给我解释一下。你走进投票亭——我进去了，你懂的，我就那么站着。 Explain it to me. You went into the voting booth-- I went in and, you understand, I just stood there.
那一刻我选择给自己一个私人时刻。 I chose at that moment to have a personal moment.
- 你明白吗？- 但你并没有投票。 - You understand? - But you didn't vote.
或许我想要从那天得到的东西，远比我那一票能带给我的更多。 I wanted something more out of the day than my particular vote could have afforded me perhaps.
我希望你能明白这一点。 I wish you'd understand that.
- 我告诉了她我有多难过。- 哦，是吗？她怎么说？ - I told her how upset I was. - Oh, yeah? What did she say?
- 她很抱歉。- 好吧。 - She was sorry. - All right.
来个特写镜头。 Coming in for a tight shot.
- 你想让我们怎么做？- 你可以撕开她的衬衫。 - What do you want us to do? - You could rip her blouse off.
我想卖掉这个东西。 I'd like to sell this thing.
我不知道该怎么办。我不能撕掉她的衬衫。 I don't know what to do. I can't rip her blouse off.
抱歉。 Sorry.
你觉得我们能在节目里表演一个节目吗？ Do you think we can do a turn in the show?
我觉得我们的服装——他们预计会有一千人到场。 I think our dress is-- They expect a thousand people.
- 我想人都到齐了。- 我们订位子了吗？ - I think everybody showed up. - Do we have a table?
是的，菲利斯·科尔文是委员会成员，她说会帮我们留张桌子。 Yes, Phyllis Korwin's on the committee and she said she'd be holding a table for us.
饮料两美元一杯，这是二十美元的酒钱。好的。 Drinks are $2, and here's $20 worth. Okay.
- 待会儿见。- 回见。 - I'll see you later. - See you later.
哦，快看，那是小萨米·戴维斯 Oh, look, there's, uh, Sammy Davis Jr.
- 在哪儿？- 那是艾伦·兰兹伯格 - Where? - There's Alan Landsburg.
艾伦·兰兹伯格是谁？ Who's Alan Landsburg?
我的一位朋友 A friend of mine.
嗨，鲍勃。 Hi, Bob.
嗨。 Hi.
真是个漂亮姑娘。 That's a pretty girl.
- 她是谁？ - 我知道她是谁。 - Who is she? - I know who she is.
旧金山。 San Francisco.
你很有品味。 You have good taste.
我爱你。 I love you.
你们俩都有病。 You're both sick.
爱丽丝。 Alice.
这是错的！ It's wrong!
这是错的，所以—— It's wrong, that's why--
全都病了。 All sick.
我不记得我们刚才在聊什么了。 I don't know what we were talking about.
和你丈夫相处有困难。 Difficulty having relationships with your husband.
没错，就是这样。 Yes, that's right.
可不是嘛。 Tell me about it.
是啊，我就是不想做了。仅此而已。 Yes, I don't feel like doing it. That's all.
你什么时候开始觉得没意思的？ When did you stop enjoying it?
我只是不想被触碰。 I just don't want to be touched.
几周前。 Several weeks ago.
大多数时候我都是个非常快乐的人。 I am a very happy person most of the time.
是什么让你感到快乐？ What makes you a happy person?
你问我什么让我快乐？我喜欢我的丈夫，爱我的孩子，喜欢到处旅行，也爱我们的朋友们，还有——是的，我非常——真的很爱我的朋友们。 What do you mean, what makes me happy? I mean, I like my husband, I love my child, and I love going places, and I love our friends, and-- Yeah, I mean, I love-- I real-- I love my friends.
我依然爱着他们。我是说，我非常爱他们。 I still love them. I mean, I love them very much.
只是他们满脑子想的都是那档子事。 It's just that they're just-- Well, that's all that's on their minds is sex.
性，性，还是性。 Sex, sex, sex.
如果脑子里整天想着性爱，这肯定不是什么好事，对吧？ And sex, if it's on your mind all the time, it can't be a very good thing, can it?
我是说，这种事不该顺其自然吗？以前都是自然而然发生的。 I mean, shouldn't it just happen? It used to just happen.
你注意到刚才你说过喜欢丈夫、爱孩子吗？ Are you aware that earlier you said that you like your husband and you love your child?
不，我不记得说过这话。 No, I don't remember saying that.
不，我没有。我是说，我爱我丈夫。 No, I don't. I mean, I love my husband.
你确实爱他？ You do love him?
我当然爱他！ Of course I love him!
- 我说过这话吗？- 是的。 - Did I say that? - Yes.
你说过："我喜欢我丈夫，也爱我的孩子。" You said, "I like my husband and I love my child."
"我喜欢泰德。" 这——这只是种表达方式。 "I like Ted." Now, that's-- that's just a figure of speech.
我是说，人们通常会说——听着。 I mean, that's how you say-- Oh, listen.
呃，你知道的，我有个孩子。 Well, you know, I have a child.
哦，我有个非常棒的... Oh, I have a wonderful...
我的孩子。啧啧。 My child. Tsk.
非常棒。很乖。 Wonderful. Well-behaved.
吉米从没让我操过一天心。 I have never had a day's problem with Jimmy.
五。他是个很棒的男孩。 Five. He's a wonderful boy.
我是不是该把心里想的都说出来？ Am I supposed to say everything that I'm thinking about?
吉米看到我们光着身子了。 Jimmy saw us naked.
我是说，有时候我们—— I mean, sometimes we--
光着身子走来走去，我们都不穿衣服。 walk around undressed, we don't put clothes on.
我是说，这种事不会让我们觉得尴尬。 I mean, that kind of thing doesn't embarrass us.
我的意思是，当吉米在房间里或走进房间时，如果我没穿衣服，我不会因为他进来就特意穿上衣服。 I mean that when Jimmy is in the room, or walks in the room, and I don't have any clothes on, I don't put clothes on just because he walks in the room.
但我刚才在想我... But I was just thinking that I...
有一次我对他发火了。 got angry at him once.
我不知道。 I don't know.
我想是因为鲍勃和我—— I think it was because Bob and I--
我刚才说了鲍勃吗？ Did I say Bob?
那是说漏嘴了。 That was a Freudian slip.
泰德。 Ted.
我和泰德。 Ted and I.
你看我的眼神。 The way you're looking at me.
泰德和我正准备亲热，我们当时很想亲热...然后... Ted and I were gonna have sex, and we wanted to have sex... and...
结果吉米突然闯进了房间。 Well, Jimmy walked into the room.
当时还是大白天，我一下子慌了，就责备他进门不敲门，而且——哦他太可爱了。你知道小孩子都这样。 And it was daytime, and I got nervous, so I scolded him for not knocking at the door before he walked in, and-- Oh, he's so cute. You know how children are.
我是说，小孩子总是充满好奇心的。 I mean, they're very curious.
他想知道我为什么有个"小妹妹"。 Well, he wanted to know why I had a tee-tee.
请-请原谅？我不明白什么是"小妹妹"。 Par-Pardon me? I don't know what a tee-tee is.
阴道。 A vagina.
哦，这是你的爱称吗？ Oh, it's a pet expression of yours?
是的，你知道这些词。 Yes, you know words.
嘘嘘、尿尿、便便、嗯嗯、臭臭、拉粑粑。 Tee-tee, tinkle, po-po, wee-wee, kee-kee, poo-poo.
我之前从没听说过"嘘嘘"这种说法。 I'd never heard of tee-tee before.
你和孩子们用什么表达方式呢？ What expression do you use with your children?
阴道。 Vagina.
整件事真的让我非常尴尬。真的。 I'm really very embarrassed by this whole thing. I really am.
我无话可说了。真的没有。 I don't have anything else to say. I really don't.
当我们谈到性时，你就会变得尴尬。 When we come up to the sex, you become embarrassed.
你想要——我该说什么呢？ What would you like-- What am I supposed to say?
我无所求。说你想说的话就好。 I have no wants. Say what-- what you think you'd like to say.
你觉得我需要这个吗？ Do you think I need this?
你真以为能帮到我？ Do you really think that you can help me?
我觉得再多聊聊会很有帮助。 Well, I think it'd be useful to talk some more.
我不确定自己能否帮到你。 I don't know for sure if I can help you or not.
你觉得你能自己解决吗？ Do you think you can help yourself?
泰德是个非常紧张的人！ Ted is a very nervous man!
性对男人来说非常重要。 Now s-sex is very important to a man.
你知道的。 You know that.
好吧，看来我们今天的时间到了。 Well, it seems that our time is up for today.
也许我不信任泰德？ Maybe I don't trust Ted?
那周四我们再详谈吧。 Well, let's talk about that on Thursday.
你觉得有这种可能吗？ Do you think that that's a possibility?
也许这就是问题的关键？ That maybe that's what it's about?
我们周四继续，到时候再讨论这个问题，好吗？ Let's continue Thursday, and we'll discuss it at that time, hmm?
我是不是对卡罗尔有敌意？可能——我也不知道为什么会这样。你觉得——我们的时间到了。这个问题应该留到周四再谈。 Is it possible that I was being hostile to Carol? Could that-- I don't know why it could be. Why do you think-- Our hour is over. We ought to take that up on Thursday.
我怨恨她。为什么会这样？ I resented her. Why was that?
我们打网球，我们——听起来我们有很多要聊的，但留到下次见面再说吧。 We play tennis, we-- Sounds like we have a lot to talk about, but let's do it at the next meeting.
老时间。现在必须停下了。 The same time. We must stop now.
肖恩！ Sean!
穿上救生衣！ Put on your life jacket!
吉米！别闹了！ Jimmy! Cut it out!
吉米！别在泳池边乱跑。 Jimmy! No running around the pool.
爱丽丝看起来美极了，对吧？ Alice looks terrific, doesn't she?
呃，我这周末又要去旧金山了。 Uh, I'm going up to San Francisco again this weekend.
要去见那个金发妞吗？ You gonna see the blonde?
不知道。我——我以为你不想知道这种事。 I don't know. I-- I thought you didn't want to know about that kind of thing.
哦对，我确实不想。 Oh, right, I don't.
帮我个忙。 Do me a favor.
如果你回来时有好消息，别告诉爱丽丝，好吗？ If you come back and you have great news, don't tell Alice, okay?
大多数时候我就坐在那儿。无话可说。 Most of the time I just sit there. Nothing to say.
嗯，肯定有事发生。我看得出来。 Well, something's happening. I can tell.
真的吗？ Really?
好吧，我现在对你和鲍勃确实已经完全没有敌意了。 Well, I definitely do not have that animosity towards you and Bob anymore.
我知道。 I know.
不过说真的，我还是觉得你脑子有问题。 But you know, I still think you're crazy.
那是你的问题。你自己慢慢消化吧。 That's your problem. That's your bag.
玛丽亚，再来点莎莎酱。 Maria, mas salsa, por favor.
我真的分不清这话是从你嘴里还是她嘴里说出来的了。 Well, I really can't tell anymore whether it's coming out of your mouth or hers or what.
你这辈子自己从没产生过这种淫秽念头，是吗？ You have never in your whole life had such prurient thoughts yourself, is that it?
噢，我可想过这事儿。 Oh, I've thought about it.
你好啊。 Hi there.
我忍不住注意到你了。 I couldn't help noticing you.
我觉得你真是个极具魅力的男人。 I find you actually an extremely attractive man.
我想给你一点小小的惊喜。 I would like to give you a little jump up.
我当然明白你已经结婚了，但我保证不会带来任何麻烦。 I realize, of course, that you're married, but I promise there'll be no complications.
你知道的，这里存在双重标准，而我可不想玩这种游戏。 You know, there's a double standard operating here, and I'm not gonna play that game.
我不会做任何我不希望我妻子做的事。 I am not gonna do anything I don't want my wife to do.
还有你知道吗？ And you know something?
要是卡罗尔出轨了，你肯定受不了——但愿这事别发生。 I don't believe that you could handle it if Carol had an affair, God forbid.
我能应付得来。 I could handle it.
去玩——去那边玩吧。 Go play-- Go play over there.
我也看过别的女人。 I've looked at other women.
我有过心动 只是从未... 我们来玩小火车游戏吧！ I've had feelings. I just never ever-- Let's play choo-choo train!
去那边玩... 小火车！出发！ Go play over-- Choo-choo train! Let's go!
还记得我去年去纽约那次吗？ Remember when I went to New York last year?
当时我手头有好多工作要处理。 I had a lot of work to do.
我在那里待了两天半。 I was there for two and a half days.
所以他们给我安排了一位临时秘书。 So they assigned me one of those temporary secretaries.
她当时——你的饮料来了，亲爱的。 And she was-- Here's your drink, darling.
- 非常感谢。- 泰德，你要来一杯吗？ - Thank you very much. - Ted, do you want one?
不，不，不。 No, no, no.
她是个非常可爱的女人。 She was a very lovely woman.
娜奥米。 Naomi.
你不认识她的。她住在纽约。 You wouldn't know her. She lives in New York.
她离过婚，而且，呃，她自食其力，人也漂亮。 She was divorced, and, uh, she was earning a living, and she was beautiful.
那天我们加班到很晚，然后，呃，彼此有了好感。 Well, we were working late, and, uh, there was an attraction.
你懂的，当一个女人那样看着你的时候。你明白吧？ You know, when a woman looks at you, and you know. You know?
我知道。 I know.
不，我从未出过轨。 No, I've never ever strayed.
绝不。 Never.
我们当时工作到很晚，然后... We were working late, and...
喝了点酒。 we had a drink.
在我的酒店房间里。 In my hotel room.
我不知道是怎么发生的...但突然间我们接吻了。 And I don't know how it happened... but suddenly we were kissing.
她的唇微微张开。 And her mouth was open.
真美好。看，多美妙的事啊。 That's beautiful. See, that's a lovely thing.
那感觉棒极了。 It was fantastic.
这真的——太令人兴奋了。 It was really-- It was exciting.
就在几分钟前，我刚和爱丽丝通过电话，打了招呼，问问孩子们的情况，你知道吗？ And I'd just spoken to Alice a couple of minutes before, to say hello and see how the kids were, you know?
当时我内心充满了一种可怕的矛盾感，你知道吗，就在我正高兴的时候。 And I had this terrible feeling of ambivalence, you know, at my pleasure.
我真不敢相信。 I don't believe it.
我实在坚持不下去了。 I couldn't go on with it.
这太让人沮丧了。 It was so frustrating.
她想去——娜奥米想去睡觉了。 She wanted to go to-- Naomi wanted to go to bed.
你怎么能这样，老兄？ How could you, man?
你怎能任由生命中永不再来的瞬间就此消逝？ How can you let a moment disappear out of your life that will never ever come again?
它再也不会重现。 And it won't come again.
你意识到自己只存在了大约 10 秒吗？ Do you realize you're here for about 10 seconds?
看在老天的份上。 For Pete's sake.
这就是生活，本该好好体验。 It's part of life. It's meant to be lived.
是啊，但我内心充满愧疚。 Yeah, but I had such guilt.
看看你，伙计，反正你都有愧疚感了，别浪费它。 Look at you, man, you got the guilt anyway. Don't waste it.
嗨，我叫泰德，泰德·亨德森。 Hi, my name is Ted. Ted Henderson.
我正要去迈阿密参加一个法律会议。 I'm, uh, on my way to Miami for a legal convention.
我已婚。 I'm married.
我有一个非常非常棒的孩子。 I have a wonderful, wonderful child.
我妻子叫爱丽丝。 My wife's name is Alice.
我从未，从未，从未出过轨。 I've never, never, ever strayed.
有过一次。差一点。在纽约和娜奥米那次。 Once. Almost. With Naomi in New York.
那次是——我差点就犯了错。 That was-- I almost did then.
我知道我们之间不可能发生什么，但我只是想把握当下，你懂吗？ I know there's no chance for us to have an affair, but I'm just trying to seize the moment, you know?
我知道这话听起来很理性，但是呃——我根本没机会的。 I know that's an intellectual statement, but, uh-- And there's absolutely no chance for me.
我说过了，我已经结婚了。爱丽丝和我结婚 12 年了。 Like I said, I'm married. Alice and I have been married for 12 years.
整整十二年。 Twelve years.
我们这代人对性的看法和你们不一样。 We feel differently about sex than your generation.
很高兴和你聊天。 Anyway, it's been very nice talking to you.
你看起来人很好。 You seem like a very nice person.
我该走了。 Well, I'd better go now.
我是说，显然你对任何形式的——我们可是在迈阿密。 I mean, obviously you have no interest in having any kind of-- We're in Miami.
...和我发生关系毫无兴趣。 ...sexual encounter with me.
嗨，我叫泰德。泰德·亨德森。 Hi. My name is Ted. Ted Henderson.
我正要去迈阿密参加一个法律会议。 I'm, uh, on my way to Miami for a legal convention.
我会从结尾处剪掉三帧。 I'll cut in three frames from the end.
嗯，这样就行。 Yeah. It'll do.
好的。 Okay.
听着，亲爱的，和你共事很愉快。 Well, listen, it's been a pleasure working with you, honey.
- 你非常出色。- 谢谢。 - You're very good. - Thank you.
你想来洛杉矶工作的话，随时告诉我。 You ever want to work in Los Angeles, let me know.
你今晚要赶飞机吗？ You catching a plane tonight?
呃，我还不确定。 Oh, uh, I don't know.
牛排、烤土豆、蒜香面包配金酒？ Steak, baked potatoes, garlic toast, and gin?
我们只需要苦艾酒。 All we need is vermouth.
好吧，我想我该回家了。 Well, I think I'll go home.
下次吧。 Next time.
下次见。晚安。 Next time. Good night.
晚安。 Good night.
哦，我还以为你明天才回来呢。 Oh, I thought you were coming back tomorrow.
没呢。提前忙完了。 Nope. Finished early.
呃，鲍勃，那个——这香味真特别。你闻起来棒极了。 Um, Bob, um, I-- That's a marvelous scent. You smell wonderful.
- 谢谢亲爱的 - 但我确实想你了 - Thank you, darling. - But I did miss you.
- 鲍勃... - 在旧金山呢亲爱的 在旧金山可不能闹出什么场面 - Bob... - In San Francisco, honey, in San Francisco, no scenes of any kind.
哦 你本来可以的 Oh, well, you could've.
你做什么我都觉得没关系 Anything you do is all right with me.
但我爱你 But I love you.
我爱你。 I love you.
鲍勃——你最好做好准备，因为有个大人物要来找你了。 Bob-- You'd better get yourself ready, 'cause one of the great ones is coming your way.
- 鲍勃，我有件事要告诉你。- 说吧，我听着。 - Bob, I have to tell you something. - Go ahead, tell me.
别开门。 Don't open the door.
噢。 Oh.
你给我买了东西。 You bought me something.
不。呃——里面有人。 No. Uh-- There's someone in there.
什么，是肖恩还是谁？ What, is it Sean or what?
不。里面有个男人。 No. There's a man in there.
在干什么？你说里面有个男人是什么意思？ Doing what? What do you mean there's a man in there?
我有外遇了。 I'm having an affair.
- 他现在就在里面。- 你到底在胡说什么？ - He's in there now. - What the hell are you talking about?
我有外遇了。 I'm having an affair.
你对我做了什么？ What are you doing to me?
其实，"affair"这个词用得不恰当。 Actually, affair is the wrong word.
你什么意思？你对我做了什么？ What do you mean? What are you doing to me?
你怎么能这样反应？ How can you react this way?
我的孩子在哪？肖恩！ Where's my child? Sean!
他在我母亲那里。 He's at my mother's.
谁在里面？ Who's in there?
一个男人。 A man.
是谁？ Who is it?
- 你想知道他的名字吗？- 他是谁？ - Do you want to know his name? - Who is he?
别告诉我任何名字。 Just don't give me any names.
现在里面真的有人吗？就这一秒？ Is there really somebody in there right now? Right this second?
当然有。开门吧。 Yes, of course. Open the door.
我要宰了他！我要宰了那个狗娘养的！ I'll kill him! I'll kill the son of a bitch!
这就是那个捧着我的脸对我说我们应该坦诚相待的男人？ This is the man who held my face and said to me that we should be open with each other?
我做什么你就非得跟着做吗？ Everything I do, you have to do?
我不是因为你做了才跟着做的！ I didn't do it because you did it!
那为什么？ Why then?
- 我这么做是因为我想这么做。- 哦，老天爷啊，为什么？ - I did it because I wanted to do it. - Oh, why, God almighty?
- 为什么？- 因为。 - Why? - Because.
因为我想这么做。 Because I wanted to do it.
我只是想看看自己能不能做到 I just wanted to see if I could do it.
为什么在我家？为什么在我床上？ Why in my house? Why in my bed?
呃 鲍勃 我是说 这样比较方便 Well, Bob, I mean, it just seemed like a convenient thing.
你本来又不会在这儿 Uh, you were not going to be here.
他没穿我的睡衣吧？ He's not in my pajamas, is he?
啧，当然没有！ Tsk, no!
对不起。 I'm sorry.
你怎么不打电话给我？ Why didn't you call me?
你为什么不打个电话告诉我： Why couldn't you have called me and said:
鲍勃，我想出轨。 "Bob, I want to have an affair.
求你了，我能出轨吗？打电话给我。 Please, can I have an affair? Call me."
鲍勃，我是说，我不能那么做。 Bob, I mean, I couldn't do that.
你不能打电话来征求许可。 You can't call to ask for permission.
是啊，好歹也算个事儿。 Yeah, well, it's something.
你平时都叫我亲爱的。 Well, you always call me, darling.
这次你却没这么叫。 And this time you didn't call.
- 我想喝一杯 - 你想喝什么？ - I need a drink. - What would you like?
- 亲爱的，要我帮你拿吗？- 不用。 - You want me to get it for you, darling? - Nope.
我得把这个弄出来处理掉。 I have to get this out and get it dealt with.
回屋去告诉他穿上衣服，下楼来和我们喝一杯。 Go back inside and tell him to put his clothes on, come downstairs, and have a drink with us.
我会告诉他的。 I'll tell him.
那是他，呃，外面的车吗？ That his, uh, car outside?
是的。 Yes.
雪佛兰？ A Chevy?
玛莎拉蒂。 The Maserati.
他不敢下来。他怕你会打他。 He's afraid to come down. He's afraid you're gonna hit him.
我不会打他的。 I'm not gonna hit him.
哦，真是——在我家里打他。太棒了。 Oh, for-- Hit him in my house. That's beautiful.
呃——听着，我不会动手的。 Uh-- Listen, I'm not going to hit.
这里不允许任何打斗行为。 There isn't going to be any hitting.
在我们家不允许这样做。 We don't do that in this house.
这是个崇尚非暴力的家庭。 It's a nonviolent household.
我们甚至不允许家里出现任何战争玩具。 We don't even allow any war toys in the house.
先生？你好。 Sir? Hello.
他真是吓坏了，可怜的家伙。 He really is scared, poor guy.
- 喂？ - 啧。 - Hello? - Tsk.
我真不该带他来这儿。 I never should have brought him here.
是的，你做得对。你很坦诚。 Yes, you should. You did the right thing. You were open.
不，不。我没有。 No, no. I didn't.
我做错了。 I did the wrong thing.
不，你没有。 No, you did not.
哦，你不该——你知道的，不该把他们带回自己家。 Oh, you don't-- You know, you don't bring 'em to your own house.
听着，我没有你那种勇气。 Look, I didn't have your kind of courage.
我不得不在旧金山一家廉价旅馆的房间里完成这件事。 I had to do it in a cheap hotel room in San Francisco.
你直接把他带进了自己家。 You brought him right into your own home.
你让我感觉自己像个五岁小孩。 You make me feel like a little kid. Five years old.
既想留着蛋糕又想吃掉它，还不许别人碰一口。 Wants to have his cake and eat it, and doesn't want anybody else to have any.
哦，我爱你。 Oh, I love you.
哦，天哪。 Oh, my God.
顿悟。 Insight.
哦，看在上帝的份上... 我脑子里灵光乍现，宝贝。灵光闪现。顿悟。 Oh, for the love of... Lights are going on, baby, in my head. Lights going on. Insight.
发生了什么？ What happened?
实际情况是怎样的？ What actually took place?
真实情况到底是什么？ What really, actually did happen?
你和那个男人有过一段关系。 You had a thing with a man.
- 嗯？- 是的。 - Huh? - Yes.
- 你早就拿到了，对吧？- 嗯哼。 - You already had it, didn't you? - Mm-hmm.
那就好，没人受伤。 Well, then, nobody's hurt.
- 有人受伤吗？- 没有。 - Is anybody hurt? - No.
呃，肉体关系。纯粹是肉体上的事。 Uh, physical. It was a physical thing.
- 没有爱？ - 没有。一丝一毫都没有。 - No love? - No. None whatsoever.
天啊，这算什——到底——搞什么鬼。 Well, what the-- What-- For heaven's sake.
喂，喂！听着，老兄，你穿好衣服没？我要进来了。 Hey, hey! Hey, listen, man, you decent? I'm coming in.
嗨。 Hi.
我是鲍勃·桑德斯，卡罗尔的丈夫。 I'm, uh, Bob Sanders, Carol's husband.
我不会打你或做类似的事。 And I'm not gonna hit you or anything like that.
很高兴认识你。 It's nice to know you.
呃，我...我在网球场见过你。 Uh, I-I have seen you at the tennis courts.
是的，我教网球。 Yes, I teach tennis.
我真的很尴尬。 I'm very embarrassed.
哦，听着。 Oh, listen.
拜托，这就是我想说的。 Come on now. That's what I was trying to say.
你不必感到难为情，也无需觉得不自在。 You mustn't be embarrassed, and you mustn't feel ill at ease.
我不希望那样。请坐下吧。 I don't want that. Please, sit down.
是啊。 Yeah.
呃—— - 想喝点什么吗？ - 好的，谢谢。 Uh-- - Would you like to have a drink? - Yes, thank you.
好的。卡罗尔，我们能不能，呃，呃——稍等。你想喝什么？ Okay. Carol, could we, uh, uh-- Wait a minute. What would you like?
潘诺酒。 Pernod.
呃，我们好像没有潘诺酒吧？ Uh, I don't think we have any Pernod, do we?
- 威士忌就行。- 我们还没...哦，威士忌？ - Scotch is fine. - We haven't had-- Oh, scotch?
好的，没问题。听着，我有教师牌和珍宝牌的。 Yeah, sure. Listen, I got, uh, Teachers. J & B?
呃，让我看看，我们这里有，呃，卡蒂萨克威士忌。 Uh, let's see, we've got, uh, uh, Cutty Sark.
呃，我还有一瓶 12 年的百龄坛。 Uh, I've got some 12-year-old Ballantine.
- 百龄坛不错。- 百龄坛。太棒了。 - Ballantine would be nice. - Ballantine. That's beautiful.
那就来两杯百龄坛吧。我的加冰块，呃——请给我加冰块和一点水。 Let's have a couple of Ballantines. Mine on the rocks, uh-- On the rocks with a little water, please.
- 少放点水—— - 好的。 - Little water for-- - Okay.
我想我其实，呃——之前没问你的名字。 I don't think I actually, uh-- I didn't get your name before.
霍斯特。 Horst.
H-O-R-S-T。 H-O-R-S-T.
- 霍斯特。- 霍——哦，霍斯特。 - Horst. - Hor-- Oh, Horst.
是啊。 Yeah.
嗯。听着，我们——我和我妻子，你知道的，卡罗尔和我，最近我们有个——呃，周末体验。 Well. Listen, we-- My wife and I, you know, Carol and I, recently we had a-- well, a weekend, uh, experience.
他们管那地方叫——呃——叫"研究所"。 They call it-- It's, uh-- At a place called The Institute.
我知道。卡罗尔跟我说过这事。 I know. Carol told me about it.
哦。那么你应该知道我们一直在整个性自由领域进行实验。 Oh. Well, then you know that we've been experimenting in the whole field of, uh, of sexual freedom.
我信仰这个理念。 I believe in that.
我知道。正因如此，除了其他原因外，我想为之前所有的...吼叫道个歉。 I know. And, uh, that's why, among other things, I'd like to apologize for all of that... shouting.
- 不必。- 不，不，我是认真的。 - No. - No, no, no, I mean it.
我不是故意的——只是有点没站稳。 I didn't mean to-- I was caught a little off-balance.
坐在你卧室里让我感到很不自在。 I feel very uncomfortable sitting here in your bedroom.
拜托，别这么想。 Oh, please, I don't want you to feel that way.
你完全没必要——我刚告诉霍斯特，他根本不必觉得应该......这实在很多余。 The one thing that isn't necessary is for you to-- I was just telling Horst that it really is very unnecessary for him to feel uncomfortable that he should be--
- 哦，这太棒了。- 你真是个了不起的家伙。 - Oh, that's good. - You are one hell of a guy.
- 我没告诉过你吗？- 嗯，我在努力。 - Didn't I tell you? - Well, I'm trying.
你很有品位。 You've got a lot of class.
谢谢。 Thank you.
♪ 老霍根的山羊 ♪ ♪ Old Hogan's goat ♪
♪ 感觉真不错 ♪ ♪ Was feeling fine ♪
♪ 老霍根的山羊感觉真不错 ♪ ♪ Old Hogan's goat was feeling fine ♪
♪ 它吃掉了我晾衣绳上的三件红衬衫 ♪ ♪ He ate three red shirts off my line ♪
♪ 我再也不喂那只山羊了 ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna feed that goat no more ♪
♪ 我再也不喂那只山羊了 ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna feed That goat no more ♪
♪ 我再也不喂那只山羊了 ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna feed that goat no more ♪
♪ 我再也不喂那只山羊了 ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna feed That goat no more ♪
♪ 你带大麻了吗？♪ ♪ Did you bring any pot? ♪
♪ 你带了吗？♪ ♪ Did you bring any? ♪
带什么？ Any what?
你这个蠢货！ You fool!
♪ 晾衣绳上的衬衫不见啦 ♪ ♪ Shirts off my line ♪
♪ 老霍根的山羊胃口大开 ♪ ♪ Old Hogan's goat was feeling fine ♪
♪ 它吃掉了我晾的三件红衬衫 ♪ ♪ He ate three red shirts off my line ♪
♪ 我再也不喂那只山羊啦 ♪ ♪ I ain't gonna feed that goat no more ♪
小心！还有——嘿！嘿，你好啊！ Look out! And-- Hey! Hey, hello there!
你好呀！感觉怎么样？ Hello there! How ya feeling there?
哦，这就是里维埃拉。音乐厅在哪儿？ Oh, so this is the Riviera. Where's the concert theater?
我有钱，我有钱。 Oh, I have money. I have money.
哦太好了，我们去那边吧。 Oh, good, let's go over there.
- 我待会儿给你些钱。- 好的。 - I'll give you some money later. - Okay.
- 桑德斯？桑德斯派对？- 是的，先生。 - Sanders? Sanders party? - Right, sir.
我们要去订个套房，好好赌上几把。 We're gonna get ourselves a suite, we're gonna do some heavy gambling.
桑德斯怎么拼？ How do you spell Sanders?
S-A-N-D-E-R-S。 S-A-N-D-E-R-S.
- 桑德斯？桑德斯。- 对，没错。 - Sanders? Sanders. - Yes, that's right.
934 号房间。 Room 934.
我赌 100 美元押 934 号。 I'll bet you $100 on 934.
这里不下注，要去那边下注。 You don't bet here, you bet there.
我押 100 美元赌 934 号。 I'm betting $100 on 934.
啊，真高兴我们来了！ Oh, I'm glad we're here!
亲爱的，两个头奖。两个头奖。 Honey, two jackpots. Two jackpots.
等等。还有一个。 Wait. One more.
我们赢了！ We won!
-你相信吗？-好的。 - Do you believe this? - Okay.
抱歉各位，我们只是确认一下。 Sorry, folks. We're just checking in.
你相信吗？ Do you believe it?
亲爱的，我们能回来玩吗？ Honey, can we come back and play?
- 不是很棒吗？- 是啊，当然。太精彩了。 - Wasn't that terrific? - Yes, sure. Wonderful.
那你替我们亲他一下，告诉他我们会给他带薯条回来，好吗？ Well, you just give him a kiss for us and tell him we'll bring him back some chips, okay?
再见。 Good-bye.
吉米很好。他棒极了。 Jimmy's fine. He's terrific.
吉米是谁？吉米，吉米，吉米。我们这儿有叫吉米的吗？ Jimmy who? Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Do we have a Jimmy?
- 不，我们没有叫吉米的 - 我来敬你一杯 - No, we don't have a Jimmy. - I give you a toast
敬爱丽丝。 To Alice.
为什么是我？ And why me?
啊？因为你人好啊。 Huh? Because you're nice.
嘿，嘿，嘿。 Hey, hey, hey.
为鲍勃、卡罗尔、泰德和爱丽丝干杯。 Here's a toast to Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice.
说得好——我也敬咱们一杯。 That's a good-- I'll drink to us.
- 帽子和喇叭。- 我见过最时髦的人。 - Hats and horns. - The grooviest people I've ever known.
嘿，我真的快喝醉了，你知道吗？ Hey, I'm really getting drunk, you know that?
- 是吗，亲爱的？- 烂醉如泥。 - Are you, honey? - Crocked.
- 演出几点开始？- 我们还有半小时左右。 - What time is the show? - We've got about another half hour.
- 能再给我调杯酒吗？- 我爱——- 好的，亲爱的。- 我爱，我爱，我爱托尼·班尼特。 - Will you fix me another drink? - I love-- - Yes, dear. - I love, I love, I love Tony Bennett.
知道为什么吗？他就只是纯粹地歌唱。啧，就在这儿。 You know why? He just sings. Tsk, right there.
♪ 旧金山 ♪ ♪ San Francisco ♪
♪ 展开你金色的羽翼 ♪ ♪ Open your golden bird ♪
这首歌选得真有意思。 A very interesting choice of song.
我收回之前关于吐司的评价。你实在太糟糕了。 I take it all back about the toast. You're very bad.
怎么没听你提起上次去旧金山的战绩？ How come I haven't heard the box score of your last trip to San Francisco?
其实原因很简单，呃，根本没什么可说的。 Actually, the reason for that is because, uh, there's nothing to tell.
你在旧金山却没再见过那个女孩？ You were in San Francisco and you didn't see that girl again?
不关你的事。 It's none of your business.
- 哦，鲍勃，你介意吗？ - 不介意！ - Oh, Bob, do you mind? - No!
卡罗尔？你确定？ Carol? You're sure?
我并不介意，因为老实说，我必须告诉你...那位女士当时根本不在旧金山。 I do not mind because, in all truth, I must report to you that, uh... that lady wasn't in San Francisco.
我明白了。我懂了。 I see. I see.
你现在可真爱刨根问底啊，亲爱的？ You really go for the nitty-gritty nowadays, don't you, dear?
- 我觉得这样很棒 - 真的吗？ - I think it's great. - Do you?
我也是。我觉得太棒了。不开玩笑。 I do too. I think it's marvelous. No kidding.
希望我们永远能坦诚相待。 I hope we'll always be honest and open with each other.
- 真的吗？- 嗯哼。 - Really? - Uh-huh.
最近在城里有什么艳遇吗？ You been getting any action in town lately?
叮！咻！ Bing! Zing!
- 你真美。- 我就知道你会这么说。 - You're beautiful. - I knew you were gonna say that.
不，不，不。别轻举妄动。 No, no, no. No action.
你在写什么，八卦专栏还是什么玩意儿？ What are you writing, a gossip column or something?
至少，呃，反正不是我干的。 At least, uh, not by me in any event or rate.
这话什么意思？ What does that mean?
哦没什么，我开玩笑的。 Oh, nothing, I was just joking.
你才不是。 You were not.
- 我当然记得。 - 不，你根本不记得。 - Sure I was. - No, you weren't.
我记得——什么？ I was-- What?
你觉得现在准备好接触真正的大场面了吗？ Do you think you're ready for some of the really big stuff now?
- 当然。 - 来吧，爱丽丝。 - Sure. - Come on, Alice.
够了，爱丽丝。 That's enough, Alice.
我在心理治疗中学到的一点是：绝不能把自己的价值观强加给这个世界。 One thing I think I've learned in therapy is that I must not impose my values on the world.
无论朋友们做什么，我都爱他们。你做了什么？ I love my friends, no matter what they do. What'd you do?
这个... Well...
我没什么可自夸的，不过... I can claim no credit for myself, but...
- 卡罗尔出轨了。- 谁啊？ - Carol had an affair. - Who?
我们不想知道。别告诉我们是谁。 We don't want to know. Don't tell us who it is.
- 我不想听。- 谁？到底是谁？ - I don't want to know. - Who? Who was it?
霍斯特。 Horst.
他其实人挺好的。 Yeah, he was very decent about it, actually.
他还主动提出教我打网球。 He offered to give me tennis lessons.
没事的，你懂吧？ It's all right. Uh, you know?
我真的很感动。 I am very moved.
真的。我觉得我正在分享一个非常——我出轨了。 Really. I feel I'm sharing a very-- I had an affair.
珍贵的时刻和你在一起，你知道吗？我——那很好，亲爱的。 precious moment with you, you know? I-- That's good, honey.
我是说，我觉得它就在那里—— - 我出轨了。 - 亲爱的，我说那很好。 I mean, I feel that it's right there-- - I had an affair. - Honey, I said that's good.
我是说，你不会直接告诉所有人——我在迈阿密的时候出轨了。 I mean, you just don't come right out and tell everybody-- I had an affair when I was in Miami.
我在迈阿密的时候有过一段外遇，爱丽丝。 I had an affair when I was in Miami, Alice.
我在飞机上认识了她。 I met her on the airplane.
然后，呃...我租了辆车。 And, uh... I hired a car.
我们聊了几句，然后我送她回家... And we exchanged a couple of words and I was taking her home...
我做到了，爱丽丝！ and I did it, Alice!
真的发生了，爱丽丝。那太美妙了。 It really happened, Alice. It was fantastic.
太美妙了，爱丽丝。它—— It was fantastic, Alice. It--
嗯...没有爱，爱丽丝。只是——那女孩完全敞开了心扉。 Well... There was no love, Alice. It was just-- The girl was totally open.
- 你在做什么，爱丽丝？- 我在脱衣服。 - What are you doing, Alice? - I'm getting undressed.
爱丽丝，放松点。 Alice, relax.
哦，放松。 Oh, relax.
住手，爱丽丝。 Stop it, Alice.
去你的。我说的都是实话。 Screw you. I am being honest.
我只是在做我想做的事。 I'm doing what I feel like doing.
你想做什么？ What do you feel like doing?
我想做我们上来该做的事。 I feel like doing what we came up here to do.
- 那是什么？- 群交派对。 - And what is that? - Orgy.
来个群交派对。群交。群交。群交。 Have an orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy.
- 爱丽丝。- 群交！ - Alice. - Orgy!
你就是在报复泰德。 You're just getting even with Ted.
听我说 你能告诉我为什么你觉得我们要来这里吗？ Listen. Will you tell me why you think we came up here?
- 为了找乐子！ - 还有什么比狂欢更有趣的？ - To have fun! - And what is more fun than an orgy?
爱丽丝 你太放荡了 能把衣服穿上吗？ Alice, you're flipping. Will you put your clothes on?
在车里胡闹还有那些乱七八糟的事 Fooling around in the car and all that stuff.
你不会觉得那是意外吧？ You don't think that was accidental, do you?
- 爱丽丝，亲爱的，快看。- 什么？怎么了？ - Alice, Alice, darling, look. - What? What?
我觉得你完全是在做心理分析。 I think you're being completely psychoanalytical.
我对和泰德上床没兴趣。 I have no interest in sleeping with Ted.
我也对和卡罗尔上床没兴趣。 And I have no interest in sleeping with Carol.
哦，你巴不得和卡罗尔上床呢！ Oh, you'd love to sleep with Carol!
- 哦，爱丽丝。- 而你做梦都想和泰德来一发！ - Oh, Alice. - And you're dying to do it with Ted!
这太恶心了。 That's sick.
爱丽丝，说这种话真的很下流。 That is really a sick thing to say, Alice.
我对和泰德上床毫无兴趣。 I have no interest in sleeping with Ted.
不。不？ No. No?
但你跟霍斯特上过床。 But you slept with Horst.
但爱丽丝，那完全是两码事。 But, Alice, that was an entirely different situation.
- 哦，确实不一样。- 那根本不一样。 - Oh, it was different. - That was totally different.
我们之间又没有友谊。 There was no friendship there.
- 根本没有爱情。- 没错。 - There was no love. - Right.
我是说，泰德就像我的家人一样。 I mean, Ted is like my family.
我们彼此相爱。我们关系亲密。 We love each other. We're involved.
我们就像兄妹一样，爱丽丝。 We're like brother and sister, Alice.
这简直是乱伦。 It would be incestuous.
逃避责任！ Cop-out!
爱丽丝，你就是在无理取闹。我不该告诉你的。对不起。 Alice, you're just being perverse. I shouldn't have told you. I'm sorry.
- 你早该... - 我根本没资格搞外遇。 - You should've-- - I had no right having an affair.
你确实有权利这样做，正如我也有权利——我之所以告诉你，只是因为我心怀愧疚。 You did. You had every right, just as I have the right-- The only reason I told you is because I'm guilty.
- 你很享受，对吧？- 呃，我实在没忍住。 - You enjoyed it, didn't you? - Well, I couldn't help myself.
爱丽丝，她是个非常有魅力的姑娘。 She was a very attractive girl, Alice.
听着，爱丽丝。我不想和泰德上床，鲍勃也不想和你发生关系。 Alice, listen. I don't want to sleep with Ted, and Bob does not want to sleep with you.
等一下，鲍勃不想和我睡吗？ Wait a minute. Bob doesn't want to sleep with me?
鲍勃。 Bob.
- 爱丽丝，别这么恶心。- 鲍勃！ - Alice, don't be disgusting. - Bob!
你好。 Hello.
你愿意和我共度良宵吗？ Would you like to go to bed with me?
- 鲍勃？- 噢，别这样，爱丽丝。 - Bob? - Oh, come on, Alice.
噢，亲爱的，来吧。 Oh, honey, come on.
你是想逼我说出些让大家都难堪、让你非常不快的话。 You're trying to make me say something that's gonna embarrass everybody and make you very unhappy.
嗯，我觉得不是这样。 Hmm, I don't think so.
听着，就算在我最疯狂的想象中，在我内心最阴暗的角落里，也绝不可能——你可是——你是我最好朋友的妻子。 Look, never in my wildest imagination, in the darkest recesses of my mind, would-- You're-- You're the wife of my best friend.
别管你的想法了。我们现在讨论的不是你的想法。 Forget your mind. We're not discussing your mind.
- 你在说—— - 你想睡觉了吗？ - You're talking about-- - Do you want to go to bed?
一个假想的情境。 an imaginary situation.
- 鲍勃，你能和我做爱吗？ - 天啊—— - 哦，你能别这样吗？ - 别逃避。 - Bob, could you make love to me? - For heaven's-- - Oh, will you cut this out? - Don't cop out.
- 你能吗？可以吗？ - 我想我可以。 - Can you? Could you? - I suppose I could.
你这混蛋！真是好朋友！你可真是我的"好"朋友啊。 You son of a bitch! Great friend! You're a great friend to me.
老兄。那可是你丈夫。他都能和我老婆上床了。 My friend. That's your husband. He could make love to my wife.
得了吧，伙计。她只是在幻想一个假想场景。 Come on, man. She's dealing with an imaginary situation.
- 借口。- 我只是想说实话。 - Cop-out. - I'm trying to be honest.
你可别告诉我你不可能和卡罗尔上床。 And don't tell me that you couldn't possibly make love to Carol.
绝对不行。 Absolutely not.
绝对不行。任何情况下都不行。 Absolutely not. Under no conditions.
哦，真的吗？噢。你觉得卡罗尔没有吸引力？ Oh, is that a fact? Oh. You don't find Carol attractive?
我当然觉得她有魅力。 Of course I find her attractive.
我非常爱她，但像对妹妹一样。 And I love her very much, but like my sister.
我知道你爱她，老兄。这点毋庸置疑。 I know you love her, man. That's not in question here.
她对你有性吸引力吗？ Does she turn you on?
从某种角度说是的，但这都是因为我们之间的关系。 Yes, in a way, but that's because of our relationship.
不，不，不。别提什么关系。 No, no, no. Forget the relationship.
我忘不了。我忘不了我们的感情。 I can't forget about it. I can't forget our relationship.
我让网球教练来做的。 I let a tennis pro do it.
我会让你做的，明白吗？ I would let you do it. Don't you see?
现在，给我个答复。是或不是？ Now, just give me an answer. Yes or no?
哦！ Oh!
明白了。哦！ Insight. Oh!
爱丽丝！ Alice!
爱丽丝。 Alice.
多么美丽的女人啊。哦！ What a beautiful woman. Oh!
你看。你把我们看得一清二楚。 You see. You see right through us.
你真美。 You're beautiful.
- 你知道关键在哪。- 哦，你可帮了大忙了。 - You know where it's at. - Oh, you're helping a lot.
不，她说得对。 No. She's right.
爱丽丝是对的。 Alice is right.
这就是我们的现状。 This is where we are at.
到底怎么了？有什么大不了的？ Now what is wrong? What is so wrong?
等一下。卡罗尔，你看，我们是个关系紧密的小团体。 Wait a second. Carol, look, we're a close-knit group of people.
大家整天抬头不见低头见。 We see each other all the time.
我觉得光是维持家里的那段亲密关系就够让人头疼了。 I think it's difficult enough for us to maintain one sexual relationship at home.
迈阿密也有一个。 And one in Miami.
卡罗尔，别这样。 Carol, stop it.
鲍勃，爱丽丝完全正确。 Bob, Alice is absolutely right.
我们必须坦诚面对这件事。 We have to be straight about this.
我开始有感觉了。 Now, I'm beginning to feel something.
我开始感到兴奋。 I'm beginning to feel excited.
现在，你想让我否认这一点吗？ Now, do you want me to deny that?
不。 No.
你对爱丽丝是什么感觉？ What do you feel for Alice?
爱丽丝，我想和你共度良宵。 Alice, I could go to bed with you.
我可不会随便和人上床。 Well, I'm not going to bed with anybody.
为什么，泰德？为什么不呢？ Why, Ted? Why not?
我太了解你了。 I know you too well.
如果鲍勃说没问题，爱丽丝也说没问题，我也说没问题。 If Bob says it's all right, and Alice says it's all right, and I say it's all right.
那感觉就是不对劲。 It just seems wrong.
哦，其实没什么。 Oh, it's not.
看，这感觉多美妙，是我们从未体验过的。 Look, it's just nice feelings, it's something that we've never done before.
只是肉体欢愉。这——这不过是性爱而已。 It's physical fun. It's-It's just sex.
哎呀，别这样。会很有趣的。 Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
好吧，我确实有感觉。这点我无法否认。 Well, I do feel aroused. I can't deny that.
纯粹是肉体关系。 It would be purely physical.
纯粹的。纯粹是肉体关系。 Purely. It would be purely physical.
来吧。会很有趣的。 Come on. It'll be fun.
她说得对，老兄。这很美。 She's right, man. It's beautiful.
瞧，这到底有什么大不了的？ Look, what the hell is the big deal?
我们本该体验世间万物。 We're supposed to experience everything.
亲爱的，你能去开门吗？ Honey, would you get that?
我们先来场狂欢派对，然后去看托尼·贝内特的演出。 First we'll have an orgy, and then we'll go see Tony Bennett.
来吧。 Come on.
卡罗尔，友善点。 Carol, be nice.
不。 No.
你在皮茨顿公司投钱了吗，鲍勃？ Did you put any money into Pittston, Bob?
不。 No.
我也对自己很失望，老兄。 I'm sick with myself too, man.
我告诉所有认识的人买沃辛顿石油，当时股价才三块，我自己却没买。 You know, I gave everybody I knew Worthington Oil, and it was only at three, and I didn't take any myself.
哦，现在涨到多少了？ Oh, what is it at now?
十五块。 Fifteen.
♪ 此刻世界最需要的是 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 爱是甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 它是唯一 ♪ ♪ It's the only thing ♪
♪ 世间稀缺的东西 ♪ ♪ That there's just too little of ♪
♪ 此刻世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 爱是甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 不，不只属于某些人 ♪ ♪ No, not just for some ♪
♪ 而是属于每个人 ♪ ♪ But for everyone ♪
♪ 主啊 我们不需要另一座高山 ♪ ♪ Lord we don't need Another mountain ♪
♪ 有崇山峻岭 ♪ ♪ There are mountains And hillsides ♪
♪ 待你攀登 ♪ ♪ Enough to climb ♪
♪ 有汪洋江河 ♪ ♪ There are oceans and rivers ♪
♪ 待你横渡 ♪ ♪ Enough to cross ♪
♪ 足够延续到时光尽头 ♪ ♪ Enough to last Till the end of time ♪
♪ 此刻世界最需要的是 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 这是唯一珍贵的东西 ♪ ♪ It's the only thing ♪
♪ 这世间实在太稀缺 ♪ ♪ That there's just too little of ♪
♪ 此刻世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 是爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 不，不只给少数人 ♪ ♪ No, not just for some ♪
♪ 但对每个人而言 ♪ ♪ But for everyone ♪
♪ 主啊 我们不需要另一片草原 ♪ ♪ Lord, we don't need Another meadow ♪
♪ 已有玉米田 麦浪绵延 ♪ ♪ There are cornfields And wheat fields ♪
♪ 足够生长 ♪ ♪ Enough to grow ♪
♪ 阳光灿烂 月光皎洁 ♪ ♪ There are sunbeams And moonbeams ♪
♪ 光芒足以闪耀 ♪ ♪ Enough to shine ♪
♪ 哦，请聆听吧 主啊 ♪ ♪ Oh, listen, Lord ♪
♪ 若你想知晓 哦 ♪ ♪ If you want to know, oh ♪
♪ 此刻世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 是爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 唯有这份情 ♪ ♪ It's the only thing ♪
♪ 总觉太少不够分 ♪ ♪ That there's just too little of ♪
♪ 此刻世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 是爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 不，不仅给予某些人 ♪ ♪ No, not just for some ♪
♪ 哦，而是给予所有人 ♪ ♪ Oh, but just for ♪
♪ 每个人，每个人，所有人 ♪ ♪ Every, every, everyone ♪
♪ 此刻这世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 是爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 此刻这世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 是爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 此刻世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 是爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 此刻世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 是爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 此刻世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 是爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♪ 此刻世界最需要 ♪ ♪ What the world needs now ♪
♪ 是爱，甜蜜的爱 ♪ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪