- 之前 在《外星居民》中
- Previously on "resident alien."
我收养了外星人 跟踪者的儿子，罗伯特
I adopted the alien tracker's son, robert.
儿子！
Son!
- 是灰人
- It's the greys.
他们计划征服地球
They're planning on taking over the earth.
- 我已经制定了 我自己的计划
- I have devised a plan of my own.
我正在制造一种能 摧毁灰人飞船的炸弹
I am building a bomb that can destroy the greys' spaceship.
- 你以每小时50英里的速度撞上了他，现在他不见了
- You hit him going 50 miles per hour, and now he's gone.
约瑟夫是外星人
Joseph is an alien.
- 他们要再 把我带走
- They are going to take me again.
而当他们这样做时，我会反抗
And when they do, I'm going to fight.
我不会停止，直到我们把宝宝带回来
And I'm not going to stop until we get our baby back.
- 我的儿子在哪里？
- Where is my son?
- 你--你在这里做什么？
- What--what are you doing here?
- 我们来炸掉那艘船
- We came to blow up the ship.
- 那个监狱里关的是什么外星人？
- What kind of alien was in that jail cell, anyway?
- 是一种螳螂 它们会改变形状
- It's a mantid. They're shapeshifters.
- 真是个天哪 它们带走了我的宝宝
- Holy shit. They took my baby.
她在那儿
there she is.
- 布里奇特和我必须找到那个炸弹
- Bridget and I have to find that bomb.
我也会找到达西 我保证
I will find d'arcy too. I promise.
- 哈里！ - 你必须去安全的地方
- Harry! - You have to get to safety.
- 那里没有我可以待的地方
- There's nothing down there for me.
我父亲不在了 走吧
My father's gone. Go.
- 你抱着一个婴儿 - 说来话长
- You're holding a baby. - Long story.
至少我们离开了飞船
At least we made it off the ship.
- 可是这根本不是一艘飞船 - 天啊
- Except it's not a ship. - Oh, my god.
- 马克斯有话要对你说
- Max has something to say to you.
- 这简直是胡说八道！
- This is some bullshit!
艾斯特的同伴
asta's friend.
红？她叫什么名字？
Red? What's her name?
呃，玛西！
Uh, marcy!
达…比
Dar...By.
达--呃--
Dar--uh--
达比
Darby.
达比！
Darby!
达比
darby.
- 哈里
- Harry.
披萨乔？
pizza joe?
你为什么会出现在一艘灰色外星飞船上？
What are you doing on a grey alien spaceship?
- 我被外星人绑架了 你们必须救我出去
- I've been abducted by aliens. You have to get me out of here.
我还拿着这个披萨，却没有谁要吃
I also have this pizza and no one to give it to.
- 我怎么知道你不是
- How do I know that you are not
那个变形的螳螂外星人
That shape-shifting mantid alien
在骗我，让我以为你是我的披萨送货员？
Tricking me into thinking that you are my regular pizza guy?
- 我一言既出，驷马难追
- I am a man of my word.
我还为你准备了一张优惠券，下次披萨半价
I also have a coupon for you for half off your next pizza.
- 该死
- Son of a bitch.
他有30%的几率在说谎，
There's a 30% chance that he's lying,
但我认为值得一试
But I think it's worth it.
安静点，布里吉特 我说我认为这值得
Be quiet, bridget. I said I think it's worth it.
- 谢谢你救了我 - 嗯
- Thank you for saving me. - Uh-huh.
♪ ♪
披萨呢？
where's the pizza?
♪ ♪
不！
No!
♪ ♪
- 你真是——
- You are a--
你真是——
You are a--
♪ ♪
你是个混蛋
you're a dickhead.
♪ ♪
- 你能快点画完吗？
- Could you hurry up with that drawing?
我需要为我的牢房画新的壁画！
I need fresh wall art for my cell!
- 我会慢慢来，谢谢
- I will take my time, thanks.
而且如果你不喜欢，你不应该
And if you don't like it, you shouldn't have
让螳螂骗你进入那个牢房
Let that mantid trick you into that cell.
这不关我的错！
It is not my fault!
螳螂吃的假披萨是意大利辣香肠口味的
The fake pizza that the mantid had was pepperoni.
这有什么关系吗
It does not matter.
螳螂以为他可以用耐心来掌控我的生活
The mantid thinks he can take over my life in patience.
哈哈，哈哈
Ha, ha, ha.
世界上只有哈里·凡德斯皮格尔一人
There's only one harry vanderspeigle.
没有人会相信螳螂真的是我
No one will believe that the mantid is really me.
♪ ♪
- ♪ 猜猜看，猜猜是谁？♪
- ♪ guess what, guess who? ♪
♪ 有人在偷我的风头 ♪
♪ somebody stole my thunder ♪
♪ 现在有人要付出代价 ♪
♪ and now somebody's gonna pay ♪
- 嗨，范德斯卑格医生
- Hi, dr. Vanderspeigle.
- 早上好，V医生
- Morning, dr. V.
你知道，那些东西会杀了你的
You know, those things can kill you.
- 哦，我很害怕
- Oh, I'm so scared.
- ♪ 哎呀，这就是 ♪
- ♪ well now, that's how ♪
♪ 有人在砸我的行动 ♪
♪ somebody smashed my action ♪
♪ 我被抓住了，但复仇是甜蜜的 ♪
♪ I'm busted but revenge is sweet ♪
♪ 我要得到我的满足 ♪
♪ I'm gonna get my satisfaction ♪
- ♪ 我要得到我甜食来吃 ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna get me sweets to eat ♪
♪ ♪
- 哦，那是范德斯卑格医生
- Oh, there's dr. Vanderspeigle.
嘿 - 嗨，哈里
Hey. - Hi, harry.
- 什么？
- What?
- 你啊，
- You, uh, looking forward
期待今天晚上的心理治疗吗？
To our therapy session later today?
♪ ♪
- 我宁愿吃掉一个人的头
- I'd rather eat a human head.
- 嗯 -
- Hmm. -
两人：哦
Both: Oh.
爱开玩笑的人
Jokester.
哦，我的天！
Oh, god!
- 哦
- Oh.
- 决定今天来上班吗？
- Decide to come to work today?
- 决定今天洗头吗？
- Decide to wash your hair today?
- 要好一点
- Be nice.
洛夫格伦女士在里面等你
Ms. Lofgren's inside waiting for you.
她来做乳腺筛查
She's in for her mammogram.
- 今天是乳房星期二啊
- Must be titty Tuesday.
- 哈里 -
- Harry. -
- 不是星期四吗？
- Isn't it Thursday?
- 是的，是星期四
- Yeah, it's Thursday.
♪ ♪
- 在监狱里， 你的世界非常狭小
- In prison, your world is very small.
它被你拥有的东西所限制，
It is made difficult by how little you have,
更糟糕的是，你完全没有 拥有某些东西
And worse by what you do not have at all.
监狱是一个概念， 许多宇宙生物
Prison is a concept that many beings
不会费心考虑
In the universe do not bother with.
如果你不希望某人碍事，你 就会杀死他们
If you do not want someone in your way, you just kill them.
谋杀中也包含着善良
There is kindness in murder.
- 忘了什么了吗？
- Forgetting something?
♪ ♪
- 哦，对了
- Oh, yeah.
我不该为你做这件事付钱
I should not have to pay you for this.
你应该想装饰你父亲和
You should want to decorate the prison cell
你兄弟的牢房
Of your father and your brother.
- 你不是我的父亲，
- You're not my father
那小家伙也不是我的兄弟 ```
And that little thing is not my brother.
- 不要不尊重布里奇特！
- Do not disrespect bridget!
他是你有食物的原因
He is the reason you have that food.
我的小宝贝是监狱院子经济的老板
My little baby is the boss of the prison yard economy.
我的甜心宝贝变得如此坚强
My sweet baby has gotten so hard.
你知道他有个叫莫里斯的母狗吗？
Did you know he has a bitch named maurice?
- 你一定很骄傲
- Proud you must be.
- 我为我的宝贝感到骄傲
- I am proud of my baby.
但这还不够 我怀念我的生活
But it is not enough. I miss my life.
♪ ♪
我想念我的朋友
I miss my friend.
♪ ♪
哦，糟糕
oh, shit.
- 嗯？ - 你昨晚留宿了
- Mm? - You slept over.
你不该留宿的
You weren't supposed to sleep over.
达西在外面
D'arcy is out there.
嘿
Hey.
早上好
Good morning.
- 哦，嘿，你好 -
- Oh, hey there. -
- 你不该去工作吗？
- Aren't you supposed to be at work?
我睡过头了
I overslept.
现在几点了？天啊，真晚
What time is it? God, it's late.
嗯，我，呃——我昨晚没睡
Uh, I, uh--I was up all night.
- 啊
- Ah.
- 在看一些医疗文件
- Looking at some medical files.
但我不能告诉你内容，因为... ```
But I can't tell you what because...
HIPAA
Hipaa.
你知道，健康保险
You know, the health insurance
可移植性和责任法案
Portability and accountability act.
这真的很重要，你知道吗？
It's really important, you know?
你很快就要走了吗？
Are you heading out soon?
- 你知道中央情报局有
- You know the cia has
六种不同的方法来检测一个说谎者吗？
Six different markers on how to detect a liar?
我实际上精通这六种方法，
I'm actually proficient in all six,
但我不需要它们，因为你有蓬松的头发
But I don't need any of them because you have hook-up hair.
- 嗨
- Hey.
我喜欢她的蓬松头发
I like her hooker hair.
- 哇 - 哎呀
- Wow. - Oh, god.
- 肯豆娃娃惊吓 好的
- Ken doll jump scare. Ok.
我需要你穿上衣服
I'm going to need you to put your clothes on.
我还以为你已经完成了这一切
And I thought you were done with all this.
- 好的，我喝了一大杯酒，
- Ok, well, I had a big glass of wine,
而且他有一张可爱又傻气的脸
And he has a cute, dumb face.
- 我就走吧
- I'll just show myself out.
哦，哦
oh, oh.
啊
Aw.
最可爱的家伙来了
The cutest of the cutest ones is here.
谁一晚上都没睡着？
Who slept through the night?
- 我睡了
- I did.
- 太好了 继续走吧
- Cool. Keep moving.
好的，很高兴她在这里感到舒适，
Ok, it's nice that she's comfortable here,
但你知道，也许这并不是最好的选择
But you know, it-- it might not be the best thing.
嗯，是的
- Well, yeah.
她应该和本和凯特在一起
She should be with ben and kate.
你知道你不能那样做
- You know you can't do that.
♪ ♪
- 是的，凯特被绑架了，
- Yeah, with kate being abducted,
我们不能冒这个风险
We just can't risk it.
- 她说的对
- She's right.
当灰人再次来带走凯特的时候，
When the greys come to get kate again,
他们就会把那个婴儿也带走
They'll just take that baby with them.
绝对不能让那个婴儿靠近那个房子
Can't let that baby anywhere near that house.
- 我知道，好吗？
- I know that, ok?
别装作你不是坏蛋的样子
And don't be talking like you're not one of the bad guys.
- 我不再为灰人工作了
- I don't work for the greys anymore.
但我知道他们是如何运作的
But I do know how they operate.
拐卖婴儿是他们的主营业务
The whole baby stealing thing is their bread and butter.
当然，黄石灾难之后，他们解雇了一些人，
Sure, there were some layoffs after the yellowstone disaster,
但不是拐卖婴儿的部门
But not the baby stealing division.
那些工作是安全的
Those jobs are safe.
我有个朋友在拐卖婴儿部门工作
I got a friend who works in day abductions.
刚买了一栋房子和泳池
Just bought a house and a pool.
- 好吧，你离门更近了，
- Ok, you're getting closer to the door,
但门没有打开，你也没有穿过去
But it's not opening and you're not going through it.
- 再见？
- See you later?
- 我想不这样 - 好吧 给我打电话
- I don't think so. - Ok. Call me.
- 不 再见
- No. - Talk to you soon.
- 请走
- Please go.
- 虽然我很不情愿承认，
- As much as I hate to admit it,
但我很高兴你得到了一些
I'm kind of glad you're getting some.
- 只是他不是半个外星人
- If only he wasn't half alien.
- 我做过更糟糕的事情
- Oh, I've done worse.
- 嫌疑人一到来了，代号约瑟夫
- Here comes suspect one, code name joseph.
♪ ♪
- 这不是代号 这只是他的名字
- That's not a code name. That's just his name.
- 是的，这就是代号
- Yeah, that's the code.
♪ ♪
嫌疑人二，代号艾斯塔
Suspect two, code name asta.
双重间谍仍然在房子里
The double agent is still in the house.
- 让我看看那些
- Let me see those.
- 否定
- That's a negative.
只有小队队长才能用双筒望远镜
Only team leader gets the binos.
- 嘿，我救了你脱离螳螂的威胁
- Hey, I saved your life from that mantid.
是我告诉他你尖叫
I'm the one who told him you screamed
因为你踩到了一只蜜蜂
Because you stepped on a bee.
所以如果不是我，他就会吃掉代号马克
So if it wasn't for me, he would have eaten code name max.
- 嘘！
- Shh!
不要大声说代号
Don't use code names so loud.
你会暴露我的身份
You'll blow my cover.
这太难了
it's just so hard.
黛西应该和她的家人在家
Daisy should be at home with her family.
雏菊？
Daisy?
- 是啊 她看起来不就像一朵雏菊吗？
- Yeah. Doesn't she look like a daisy?
就像一朵漂亮的小花
Just like a pretty little flower.
- 好的
- Ok.
也许我们应该找个更安全的地方，而不是给她命名和亲近，
Maybe instead of naming her and bonding,
离本和凯特的家还不到五分钟
We should find somewhere she's safer.
不
And not five minutes away from ben and kate's house.
no.
没有比和我在这里更安全的地方了
There's nowhere she's going to be safer than here with me.
我们只需要把这个小宝贝
And we just have to keep this little snookums
远离灰色外星人
Away from the grey aliens.
如果我们能做到这一点，
And if we can do that,
那我们就没有其他的 担忧了
Then we have nothing else to worry about.
♪ ♪
- 记忆是残酷的 人类是烦人的，
- Memory is cruel. Humans are annoying,
但当你相信 你再也见不到他们时，
But when you believe you will never see them again,
你开始只记得 好的事情
You begin to remember only the good things.
现在我开始想念 我甚至不喜欢的人
Now I am beginning to miss people I do not even like.
这不对 呃
It is not right. Ugh.
雪花市长看起来应该可爱得更少一些聪明
Mayor snowflake should look adorably less intelligent.
而那个马头的应该更悲伤
And the horse-maned one should be sadder
因为灰色外星人偷走了她的宝宝
Because the greys stole her baby.
她可能悲伤得连床都懒得起了
She's probably so depressed she can not even get out of bed.
♪ ♪
- 嘿，亲爱的，呃，有好消息
- Hey, hon, uh, some good news.
呃，你还记得布朗夫人吗，
Uh, do you remember mrs. Brown,
那个--那个女人-- 她起诉了镇子
The--the woman who-- who sued the town
因为她被--被乌龟咬伤了吗？
When she got bit by the-- the snapping turtle?
- 你是说那个得到她应得的女人
- You mean the woman who got what she deserved
在咸水沼泽地里光着脚吗？
For going barefoot in salt marsh pond?
- 哦，我喜欢这种态度
- Oh, I like the attitude.
它很…性感
It's very...Sexy.
是的，所以我翻看了书记员的通话记录
Yeah, so I went through the clerk's call logs
我看到她几个月前报告说
And I saw that she reported
在她院子里出现了一些神秘的东西
Some mysterious being in her yard a couple of months ago.
- 嗯 - 所以我今天跟她谈谈
- Mm. - So I'm talking to her today.
- 酷
- Huh. Cool.
也许一只浣熊拿走了我们的孩子
Maybe a raccoon took our baby.
- 亲爱的，我知道你很沮丧，
- Hon, I--I know that you're frustrated,
但如果我们想找回我们的孩子，
But if we want to get our baby back,
我们必须跟进所有线索
We have to follow all leads.
这个木偶像我吗？
Does that dummy look like me?
- 什么？
- What?
- 我是说，它--它一直这样吗？
- I mean, did it-- did it always?
你--你对它做了什么吗？
Did you-- did you do something to it?
- 没有 它是这样来的
- No. Came like that.
好？ 这不是你
Ok? It's not you.
我会把她找回来，好吗？
And I'm going to get her back, all right?
我一直在训练
I've been training.
我准备好应对任何事了
I'm ready for anything.
如果以及当他们再次带走我的时候，他们会得到杀手凯特
If and when they take me again, they are getting killer kate.
- 哎哟
- Ouch.
差点就感觉到了
Almost felt that one.
但是，是的，别担心
But hey, yeah, don't-- don't worry.
外星人很快就会把你绑架
The aliens will abduct you soon.
你只需要保持积极的心态
You just-- you have to stay positive.
谢谢你，亲爱的
Thanks, sweetie.
嗯
Mm.
♪ ♪
- 你好
- Hi.
- 哦，嘿，警长
- Oh, hey, deputy.
你想吃我剩下的贝果吗？
You want the rest of my bagel?
我已经有六个芝麻酱卡在牙齿里了
I already got six sesame seeds stuck in my teeth
而且我的牙线用完了
And I'm low on floss.
- 我知道你正在休长假，
- I know you're on extended leave,
但我得不到新制服，除非你签字
But I can't get a new uniform unless you sign for it.
这个现在不合身了
This one doesn't fit me anymore.
- 我觉得挺好的
- Looks fine to me.
- 所以你没注意到我有什么不一样吗？
- So you notice nothing different about me?
- 是的，我确实注意到了
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
你来这里烦我很多
You come in here and bother me a lot.
你以前不这么做
You didn't used to do that.
- 因为你以前去上班
- Because you used to come to work.
- 或许我可以提醒你一下，我正在休病假
- Might I remind you that I'm on medical leave
自从我开始出现幻觉以来？
Since I started hallucinating?
- 你没有幻觉
- You didn't hallucinate.
你真的看到了外星人
You really saw an alien.
- 我以为我看到了外星人
- I thought I saw an alien.
我以为 我把它装进了一个袋子里
And I thought I put it in a bag.
♪ ♪
你看到了那个袋子 它是空的
You saw the bag. It was empty.
我想象了这一切
I imagined the whole thing.
那是因为辐射泄漏造成的中毒
It was, uh, the poisoning from that radiation leak.
你看到了那些政府的卡车
You saw those government trucks.
他们进来了，封锁了整个区域
They came in and closed down the whole area.
他们说任何暴露的人都可能出现幻觉
They said anybody exposed could have hallucinations.
- 没有辐射泄漏
- There was no radiation leak.
他们只是这么说 那是一场阴谋
They just say that. It was a cover-up.
- 我在幻觉
- I was hallucinating.
如果我不知道什么是真实的，我怎么能完成我的工作呢？
How am I gonna do my job if I don't know what's real?
嗯？
Hmm?
该死
Damn.
你是真实的吗？
Are you real?
- 哎哟
- Ow.
- 你通过了
- You pass.
这一次
This time.
- 太棒了
- Amazing.
嗨，本
Hi, ben.
你觉得我的制服怎么样？
What do you think about my uniform?
嗯？
Hmm?
- 看起来不错
- Looks great.
♪ ♪
- 险险的 - 是啊，我知道
- Close call. - Yeah, I know.
你差点说她看起来不错
You almost said she looks great.
- 对吧？
- Right?
你知道，我觉得不说点什么感觉很不好，但又能怎么办呢？
You know, I feel bad not saying anything, but what can I do?
- 如果你说她看起来不错，而她总是那么好的话，
- If you say she looks great, which she always does,
这意味着她之前看起来并不好
It means she didn't look great before.
- 碰不得 - 不行
- Can't touch it. - No.
人生就像地雷区里的一个巨大的诱捕陷阱
Life's a giant booby trap in the middle of a minefield.
所以…
so...
你最近怎么样？
How've you been?
我知道你最近过得不太好，
I know you've been going through some stuff,
还在和范德斯比格医生做心理治疗
Doing some therapy with dr. Vanderspeigle.
- 是啊，我没事 谢谢你的关心
- Yeah, I'm ok. Thanks for asking.
- 这就是朋友的意义
- That's what friends are for.
- 嗯
- Mm.
- 另外，我注意到你上周见了他三次，
- Also, I noticed that you saw him three times last week
而城镇的健康计划只覆盖两次心理咨询，
And the town health plan only covers two therapy sessions,
所以那次…
So that one...
需要你自己承担费用
Is going to be out of pocket.
- 你简直是圣诞节的格林奇
- You are the grinch.
- 但格林奇只在圣诞节出现，所以不可能
- But the grinch only comes at christmas, so can't be.
- 格林奇一年中其他时间都在干什么？
- The hell does the grinch do the rest of the year?
- 也许有时， 人类身上有善良的一面
- Maybe sometimes, the good in humans
很难注意到他们就在你身边，
Is hard to notice when you are next to them,
就像凝视着遥远的星星
Like staring at a distant star.
当你直接看它的时候，你无法看到它
You cannot see it when you look directly at it.
警长迈克是个不错的对手，公平，
Sheriff mike was a good adversary, fair,
而且总是闻起来像篝火
And always smelled like a campfire.
嘿，你不是那种吃东西的人
Hey, you are not the normal food guy.
- 预算削减 他被裁员了
- Budget cuts. He was laid off.
我真不敢相信我竟然能见到住在地球上的人
I can't believe I'm meeting someone who lives on earth.
我很喜欢
Big fan.
- 我来自地球 - 闭上你月亮洞，月球人！
- I'm from earth. - Shut your moon-hole, moonie!
我们在他出生前就带走了他，他不算数
We took him before he was born. He doesn't count.
该吃东西了，布里吉特
Time to eat, bridget.
- 我的名字是布鲁斯
- My name is bruce.
我亲自挑选的
I picked it myself
在地球上最著名的电影明星，布鲁斯·德恩之后
After earth's number one movie star, bruce dern.
你真幸运
You are so lucky.
我愿意为了去地球做任何事
I would do literally anything to go to earth.
- 嗯
- Hmm.
- 我能叫你哈里吗？
- Can I call you harry?
不，这太多了
No, that's too much.
我们慢慢来
We'll work up to that.
我得走了，不然我会说出蠢话
I'm going to go now before I say something stupid.
- 这太不可思议了
- This is incredible.
那个外星人想去地球
That alien wants to go to earth.
- 我也不怪他 我也想去那里
- I don't blame him. I would like to go there, too.
- 他说他会不惜一切代价到达那里
- And he said he will do anything to get there.
- 我也会
- So would I.
- 哈里，那个灰色外星人刚才说
- Harry, that grey alien just said
他会不惜一切代价去地球
He'll do anything to go to earth.
而且他拥有我们牢房的钥匙
And he has the keys to our cell.
♪ ♪
- 是的，我--我不太明白
- Yeah, I'm not-- I'm not following you.
等一下 我有一个主意
Hold on. I've got an idea.
如果我们可以让那个灰色外星人帮助我们逃出去呢？
What if we get that grey to help us get out of here?
- 你是个天才 - 赶上来吧
- You're a genius. - Try and keep up.
- 他就这么画了出来， 正如我描述的那样，
- He drew this one just as I described,
但在副警长的眼睛里 有些东西
But there is something in the deputy's eyes
我不记得 以前见过
I do not remember seeing before.
是力量吗？
Is it strength?
嗯
Hmm.
也许当生物 互相了解一段时间后，
Maybe when beings know each other for a while,
他们无法不 在对方身上看到更多美好
They can't help but see more good in them.
或者也许这种唇膏 只是在发酵
Or maybe this lip balm is just fermenting.
♪ ♪
- 莉芙
- Liv.
我的天啊 你回来了
My god. you came back.
我以为你忘记我了
I thought you forgot about me.
- 你知道我永远不会那样做
- You know I would never do that.
只是花了一段时间才能获得精确的配方
Just took me a while to get the exact ingredients
来制作...
To make...
你最喜欢的炸鸡
Your favorite fried chicken.
我得去六家不同的商店
I had to go to six different stores.
这闻起来真香
This smells delicious.
哇
Wow.
嗯，嗯
Mmm, mmm.
嗯
Mmm.
唉，我真希望我有胃
Oh, I wish I had a stomach.
- 看着这个总是不容易
- That never gets easier to watch.
我仍然没有在网上找到任何东西
I still haven't found anything online
关于如何组装一个机器人人的，
About how to put together a robot man,
但我找到了
But I did find instructions
一个中国机器人狗的说明书
For a chinese robot dog.
也许我们可以把腿的铰链换个方向
And maybe we can make the legs hinge the other way.
- 哦，再次感谢你，利芙
- Oh, thanks again, liv.
- 嗯 - 谢谢你一切
- Mm. - For everything.
你是一个好朋友
You've been a good friend.
我记得那一天，当我--
I remember that first day when my--
当我腿没力气的时候
When my legs failed.
我以为我完了
I thought I was done for.
- 我应该感谢你
- I should be thanking you.
每天上下山徒步
Hiking up and down the mountain a couple of times a day
是一次很好的锻炼
Has been great exercise.
我只是希望我能更多地了解
I just wish that I could find out more
你身上发生了什么
About what happened to you.
以及击中你腿子的子弹是从哪里来的
And where the bullets came from that hit your legs.
- 对不起，我做不到
- I'm sorry. I can't.
我跟你说的任何话都可能让你陷入危险
Anything I tell you could put you in danger.
我不想这么做，尤其是对你
And I don't want to do that, especially to you.
我只想让自己好起来，这样我才能去找到我的儿子
I just want to get better so I can go and find my son.
是的
Yeah.
♪ ♪
啊，真舒服
Ah, that hit the spot.
- 那么，谢谢你来，布朗夫人
- Well, thank you for coming in, mrs. Brown.
我只是想跟进一些旧的通话记录
I just wanted to follow up on some old call logs.
所以去年十月，
So last October,
这里显示你报告说有一个响亮的东西
Says here that you reported a loud being.
在你的后院
In your backyard.
你--你如何描述这个东西？
How--how would you describe this being?
大，小？
Large, small?
它是--它是人形的吗？
Was it--was it humanoid?
- 我从来没有说“响亮的东西”
- I never said loud being.
我说有人在我后院里吵闹
I said someone was being loud in my backyard.
- 你在掩盖什么，布朗夫人？
- What are you covering up, mrs. Brown?
没什么
nothing.
- 你只会让自己更难
- You're only making this harder on yourself.
- 事实证明是我表妹在翻我的垃圾
- It turns out it was my cousin going through my empties.
她是个酒鬼
She's a drunk.
- 你看，我--我--
- You know, I'm--I'm--
我在这里给你递救命圈，
I'm throwing you a safety line here,
而你却直接把它扔回了
And you're just throwing it right back.
我有消息要告诉你
And I got news for you.
你不能穿着那些愚蠢的嬉皮士鞋游泳
You can't swim in those stupid hippie shoes.
我想……
I think...
也许你会感觉更舒服……
Maybe you'll feel more comfortable...
♪ ♪
如果我们有私人空间的话
If we have a little privacy.
- 其实，我感觉更不舒服
- Actually, I feel less comfortable.
- 现在只有我们两个了，布朗太太
- It's just us now, mrs. Brown.
♪ ♪
你放心，我不会伤害你
You're safe with me.
- 你为什么裤子拉开了？
- Why is your fly open?
♪ ♪
- 不 呃……事故
- No. Uh--accident.
拉链坏了
broken zipper.
呃，你可以走了
Uh, you can go.
- 我一直都知道 我会喜欢地球的
- I always knew I would like the earth.
这些日子很难
It's difficult these days
找到一个 我们还没有渗透的星球
To find a planet we have not infiltrated.
这，正如地球人 说的，是一张白纸
This is, as the earthlings say, a blank slate.
我可以找到一个伴侣 并生下后代
I can find a mate and have offspring
而不用害怕 另一个螳螂妨碍我
Without any fear of another mantid getting in the way.
嗯
mm.
看起来不错
Looking good.
哦
Oh.
我知道
I know.
哇哦——哦
Whoa--oh.
- 另外，人类的下颚 不够强壮
- Plus, human jaws aren't strong enough
为了让我 把我的头咬下来
For my mate to bite my head off.
是的，先生
yes, sir.
我很喜欢这里
I like it here a lot.
- 嗨，你今天感觉怎么样？
- Oh, hey. How are you feeling today?
- 其实感觉挺棒的
- Pretty sexy, actually.
- 哦，酷
- Uh, cool.
你看，我知道你还在为布里吉特生气
Look, I know you're still upset about bridget.
嗯，跟别人谈谈对你来说不会有坏处
Um, it wouldn't hurt to talk to someone.
布拉德克有一位治疗师，听说很不错
There's a therapist in braddock who's supposed to be good.
我把她的名字放在你桌上了
I put her name on your desk.
- 嗯，也许她拥有 容纳一个巨大的卵囊
- Mm, perhaps she has the bone structure
的骨骼结构 里面装有300只螳螂幼虫
To contain a giant egg sac holding 300 mantid nymphs.
我给她打个电话
I will give her a call.
- 好
- Good.
我认为和别人谈谈对你是有益的
I think it's healthy to talk to someone.
你知道吗，说实话，我不知道，
You know, to be honest, I don't know,
我不确定我最近感觉如何
I'm not 100% sure how I've been feeling these days.
自从我在太空中，我感觉就像...
Ever since I was in space, I feel like I'm...
不是真的在这里
Not really here.
- 我想工作
- I want to work.
我应该工作
I should be working.
我不想每周都坐在心理治疗室里
I don't want to be sitting here in therapy every week.
我的意思是，我是最后的堡垒
I mean, I'm the last bastion
关于这座城镇的礼仪和风度，
Of civility and grace in this town,
更不用说权力和好相貌了
Not to mention power and good looks.
但我不能当警长，如果我不能信任我的大脑
But I can't be sheriff if I can't trust my brain.
而且我亲眼看到了一只外星人
And I thought I saw an alien with my own eyes.
- 是的，但显然，外星人是不存在的
- Yes, but obviously, aliens do not exist.
- 没错
- Exactly.
你看，一个男人不能随便相信任何事情
See, a man just can't go around believing in just anything.
必须有界限
There's got to be boundaries.
这个世界是黑白的，对吧？
The world is black and white, right?
就像……就像黑夜一样
It's like-- it's like night and day.
盐和胡椒
Salt and pepper.
你和我
You and me.
- 我是白的那一个
- And I am the white one.
- 没错
- Very much so.
黑白分明，医生 没有灰色
Black and white, doc. There is no gray.
我很抱歉 我以为你开玩笑
I'm sorry. I thought you told a joke.
- 那是辐射中毒，那肯定就是它造成的
- That radiation poisoning, that's what it's got to be.
- 嗯， 他的头看起来真美味
- Mmm, his head looks so delicious.
如果我俯身 去啃它
It would be easy just to lean over
那条多汁的脖子 上
And nibble it off that juicy neck.
但我会引起 太多注意
But I would draw too much attention
然后我不得不 换一个身体
And I'd have to switch to another body.
我喜欢住在 哈里的小屋里
And I like living in harry's cabin.
他烧烤很好吃， 而且湖景很棒
He has a great barbecue and a kickass view of the lake.
也许下次 我去杰萨普取一个头，
Maybe next time I go to jessup for a head,
我会把它带回家 然后烧烤它
I'll take it home and grill it up.
- 你明白我的意思吗？
- You see what I'm saying?
- 当然
- Of course.
但最，呃，最重要的事情是要记住
But the most, uh, important thing to remember
外星人并不存在
Is that aliens are not real.
你有没有用茴香烧烤过？
Have you ever grilled with fennel?
- 嗯？
- Hmm?
现在开始
here we go.
- 你去哪儿了？
- Where did you go?
- 我在申请圣诞老人的工作
- I was applying for santa's job.
他没法一直吃那种饮食
He's not going to live on that diet forever.
- 我们已经讨论过了
- We talked about this.
你不应该带孩子出去
You're not supposed to take the baby out.
万一你遇到熟人怎么办？
What if you see someone you know?
- 哦，什么，这个孩子？
- Oh, what, this baby?
这是我表妹的孩子
It's my cousin's kid.
她不得不去密歇根州参加一个工作机会
She had to go to michigan for a work opportunity.
真是太悲伤了
It's really sad.
她的丈夫，布拉德，就在孩子出生后不久就去世了
Her husband, brad, died just after the baby was born.
噬细胞性淋巴组织细胞增生症
Hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis.
- 嗯
- Mm.
- 是的，我知道，这个词太长了
- Yeah, I know, it's a mouthful.
真是太悲伤了
It's just really sad.
努力做我能做的一切来帮助
Trying to do everything I can to help out.
哦
Oh.
那是谁？
So who is that?
哦，是她
Oh, that's her.
嗨
Hey.
谢尔-谢尔
Sher-sher.
是的，她没事
Yeah, she's fine.
等一下
One sec.
她必须在每小时听到科莱特的咕咕声，否则就会吓坏
She has to hear colette cooing on the hour or else freaks out.
- 如果你记住了淋巴组织细胞增生性疾病，
- Well, if you memorized lymphohistiocytosis,
那么有什么可能出错吗？
Then how could anything go wrong?
- 听着，我知道这并不完美
- Look, I know none of this is perfect.
事实上，
The truth is
我们不知道本和凯特的家里发生了什么
We don't know what's going on at ben and kate's house.
我们需要…
What we need...
- 哦 - 是…
- Oh. - Is...
信息
Information.
- 等等 那是本的客厅吗？
- Wait. Is that ben's living room?
- 是的
- Yeah.
我安装的户外摄像头
The outdoor cameras I set up
没有拍到任何外星活动，
Weren't catching any alien activity,
所以我邀请自己去吃晚饭，并设置了室内摄像头
So I invited myself for dinner and set up indoor cameras.
- 室内摄像头？
- Indoor cameras?
酷，我们从非法变成了非常非法
Cool, so we went from pretty illegal to really illegal.
我是说--是的
I mean-- yeah.
他是市长…
He is the mayor...
所以他是政府的一部分，这意味着…
So he's part of the government, which means...
他们已经暗中监视我们好几年了
They've been spying on us for years.
好的
All right.
如果灰人为了找她出现，我们会看到的
The greys show up looking for her, we'll see them.
而且它有24小时连续录像，
Plus, it has 24-hour continuous recording,
所以我们不必坐在这里看一整天
So we don't have to sit here and watch all day.
我不建议这样做
Which I do not recommend.
因为下班后，本喜欢回家
Because after work, ben likes to come home
拔脚趾上的棉絮
And take the lint out of his toes.
哦，是的
Oh, yes.
- 为了拯救一个，59 哭了吗？
- 59 cried to save one?
- 真可爱
- Isn't it cute?
- 但我们不要太依恋这个婴儿？
- But we're not too attached to the baby?
- 不
- No.
不，我们不在 - 嗯
no, we are not. - Mm-hmm.
而且你的意思是黛西
and you mean daisy.
- 有可能 在地球上的时候 我实际上在乎一些人类吗？
- Is it possible that there are some humans
- 人类的联系是强大的
I actually cared about even when I was on earth?
- 也许有些人类 太害怕它了，
Human connection is powerful.
Maybe some humans are so afraid of it,
他们假装 这并没有发生
They pretend it isn't happening.
她的头发应该是红色的，
Her hair should be red,
但不是自然界找到的红色，只有在玩具中
But not a red you find in nature, only in toys.
- 嘘 布鲁斯来了
- Shh. Bruce is coming.
就谈谈地球有多棒
Just talk about how amazing earth is.
- 你好，哈里
- Hello, harry.
月尼
Moonie.
哈里，我给你带来了非常特别的饼干
Harry, I brought you very special cookies.
我们昨晚绑架了一个整支女童子军队伍
We abducted an entire girl scout troop last night
只为了这些
Just for these.
- 谢谢
- Thank you.
- 哈里最近太忙了
- Harry's been so busy
谈论地球，
Talking about earth,
他没有时间吃饼干
He doesn't have time to eat cookies.
- 哦，我有时间
- Oh, no, I have time.
- 地球？我想听听所有的事情
- Earth? I want to hear everything.
- 请讲，哈里
- Go ahead, harry.
告诉布鲁斯地球有多棒
Tell bruce how amazing earth is.
- 我不喜欢这些
- I do not like these.
布里吉特，你想吃一块饼干吗？
Bridget, would you like to have a cookie?
- 我想去地球游玩，这实现了我一生的梦想
- I would do anything to visit earth.
这对我来说已经是个梦想了
It has been my dream my whole life.
- 布鲁斯，我想到了一个主意
- Bruce, I have an idea.
如果你放我们出去，也许哈里会——会——
If you let us out of here, maybe harry would--would--
带我们去地球
Would bring you to earth with us.
- 真的吗？哦，我不想给您添麻烦
- Really? Oh, I couldn't impose.
我最不想做的事情就是打扰哈里的计划
The last thing I want to do is step on harry's toes.
- 哈里，他要离开了
- Harry, he is leaving.
- 哦！
- Oh!
嗯--
Well--
布鲁斯，嗯，如果你放我们出去，
Bruce, um, if you let us out of here,
我们会带你一起去地球
We will take you to earth with us.
- 别骗格雷人 我们能看出来
- Don't lie to a grey. We can tell.
好吧，我没法分辨
Ok, I can't tell.
你在说谎吗？
Are you lying?
- 我很认真
- I'm serious.
- 太棒了！
- Hot diggity!
是这样吗？
Is that right?
记住，如果我的任何表达
Remember, if any of my expressions
都过时了，请告诉我
Are outdated, please tell me.
- 这个是100%新鲜的
- That one is 100% fresh.
- 我们能不被任何人看到地到达逃生舱吗？
- Can we get to the escape ships without anyone seeing us?
- 别担心 警卫们在罢工
- Don't worry. The guards are on strike.
噢！权力属于人民
oh! Power to the people.
给权贵们使劲！
Stick it to the man.
那个--那个格雷人
The--the grey man.
那些格雷人
The grey people.
是的，我们该走了
Yeah, we should go.
- 春节快乐，女士们
- Happy spring, ladies.
最好把夏天的裙子熨好
Better iron those summer skirts.
温暖的天气就在拐角处
Warm weather is right around the corner.
我不是说只有女人才需要熨衣服
And I'm not saying that only women have to iron.
你知道，男人也可以熨衣服
You know, men can iron too.
人人平等
Everyone is the same.
任何人都可以做任何事
Anyone can do anything.
♪ ♪
亲爱的，你还在做头发吗？
Hon, hon, are you, uh, are you still getting your hair done?
你别动
Will you sit tight?
我盯着约瑟夫了
I have eyes on joseph.
是的，那个——那个外星人约瑟夫
Yes, the--the alien joseph.
♪ ♪
该死
damn it.
♪ ♪
- 我觉得是他了
- I think it's him.
♪ ♪
是的，是他
Yes, it's him.
嫌疑人穿着黑色夹克
Uh, suspect wearing a black jacket
拿着红色的雨伞，伞下是鲜花
With a red umbrella holding flowers.
他现在正直接在我身后，
He is currently directly on my six,
情况仍在发展，
And the situation is still unfolding,
但非常危险
But it is very dangerous.
所以现在，就待--
So for right now, just stay--
在沙龙里
In the salon.
我的宝宝呢？
where's my baby?
- 别碰我！
- Get off of me!
- 天啊，我--我以为你是别人
- Oh, my god, I--I thought you were someone else.
- 噢，等等，等等
- Oh, wait, wait.
她可能是个变形者
she might be a shapeshifter.
我读到过他们
I read about them.
这就是她有雨伞和--鲜花的原因
That's why she has the umbrella and the--the flowers.
- 一个英俊的男人送给我的
- A nice, handsome man gave them to me.
- 哦
- Oh.
- 现在行善也不违法吧？
- It's not illegal to be kind now, is it?
- 我真的非常抱歉
- I'm so sorry.
- 你会收到我律师的联系
- You'll be hearing from my attorney.
- 再次表示抱歉
- Really sorry, again.
- 没事
- It's ok.
她反正也要起诉我的
She was probably going to sue me anyway.
♪ ♪
- 我们快到小屋了 该准备一下了
- We're almost at the cabin. Time to get ready.
- 我准备好了
- I'm ready.
等等，那是什么？
Wait, what is that?
- 我自己做的
- I made it myself.
完全由天然成分制成
Made entirely of natural ingredients.
它能在一分钟内喷洒一加仑的螳螂喷雾
It delivers one gallon of mantid spray in one minute.
- 螳螂杀 专利申请中
Manticide. Patent pending.
- 但我是外星人追踪者
- But I'm the alien tracker.
我应该是拥有武器的那个
I'm the one that's supposed to have the weapons.
- 没有
- Well, you don't.
哈里拿走了你的电击枪，你还记得吗？
Harry took your taser, remember?
- 你有其中一个吗？
- Do you have one of those for me?
- 没有
- No.
我以为我们都在开发
I assumed we were both developing
先进的反外星生物武器
Advanced anti-alien biological weaponry
既高度有效
That is both highly effective
又对人类和水质没有影响
And has zero impact on humans and the water table.
- 我要磨快这根棍子
- I'm gonna sharpen this stick.
♪ ♪
- 不要尖叫 - 耶稣！
- don't scream. - Jesus!
你吓了我一跳
You scared me.
我来这里是为了给你一些重要的信息
I am here to give you important information.
- 躲在我车里戴着尼克松的面具？
- By hiding in my car with a richard nixon mask on?
我差点就打死你
I almost shot you.
而且差点尿裤子了
And also almost peed myself.
其中一件可能还会发生
One of those still might happen.
外星人约瑟夫又回到了镇上
joseph the alien is back in town.
- 什么？ 你看见他了吗？
- What? Did you see him?
正面看 你不要提问
face forward. You don't ask the questions.
我来提问
I ask the questions.
好吧
fine.
继续
Go ahead.
继续什么？
go ahead what?
- 问一个问题
- Ask a question.
我没有问题
I don't have a question.
我只是告诉你约瑟夫在这里
I'm just telling you that joseph is here.
我亲眼看见他了
I saw him myself.
作为镇治安官，你的任务是逮捕他
It is your job as town constable to arrest him.
- 你认为他们用“治安官”这个词
- Do you think constable is the word they used
来指警察在 20 世纪 70 年代吗？
For police during the 1970s?
我说你不要提问
I said you don't ask the questions.
为了追踪此人，你可以利用任何你需要的资源
You can use any resource you need to pursue this person.
- 呃，市长得批准那个
- Well, the mayor has to sign off on that.
市长不能参与其中
the mayor can't be involved in this.
你只是在利用你的任意预算
You're simply using your discretionary budget
调查一位匿名市民的举报
To investigate a tip from an anonymous citizen.
这场会议…
This meeting...
结束了
Is over.
请关闭儿童锁
please turn off the child lock.
♪ ♪
- 真是个敲门声
- What a ding-dong.
- 是的，她的丈夫，布拉德，
- Yeah, her husband, brad,
就在宝宝出生前去世了
Passed away right before the baby was born.
噬芽细胞淋巴组织细胞增生症
Hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis.
我知道，这个词真难记
I know, it's a mouthful.
- 你真的不应该让宝宝的脚
- You should really not let the baby's feet
朝外指
Point out like that.
如果它们这样生长，
If they grow that way,
她可能成为一位芭蕾舞者
She might turn out to be like a ballet dancer.
- 芭蕾有什么不好吗？
- What's wrong with ballet?
- 只是，就像，太，就像
- It's just, like, so, like.
你知道吗？
You know?
- 是啊
- Yeah.
- 我们有个麻烦了
- We've got a problem.
约瑟夫回城了
Joseph is back in town.
- 约瑟夫，约瑟夫？
- Joseph joseph?
- 是的
- Yeah.
是的，你看，我知道你正在经历一些事情，
Yeah, look, I know you're going through some things,
但你必须回到工作岗位
But you have to come back to work.
我……我需要你的帮助找到他
I--I need your help to track him down.
- 约瑟夫不再是我的问题了
- Joseph ain't my problem anymore.
说真的，就我所知，他甚至都不存在
Hell, as far as I know, he don't even exist.
我也曾幻觉过他
I hallucinated him too.
那你为什么穿着便装？
And why are you wearing civilian clothes?
- 你就这么跟我说一句？
- That's all you have to say to me?
这座城镇需要你
The town needs you.
我需要你
I need you.
约瑟夫差点杀了我们，
Joseph almost killed us,
而且你什么也没幻觉
And you didn't hallucinate anything.
你看到了一只外星人
You saw an alien.
你知道约瑟夫是一个外星人
You know joseph is an alien.
接受它，然后忘掉它
Accept it and get over it
然后回来，这样我们才能想办法
And come back so we can figure things out.
而且你想知道为什么
And you want to know why
我在工作时穿着便装？
I am wearing civilian clothes at work?
因为我拒绝穿一件对我来说太大的制服
Because I refuse to wear a uniform that's too big for me
仅仅因为我的老板太盲目，看不到
Just 'cause my boss is too blind to see
就在他眼前的
What's right in front of him.
哦，来吧
oh, come on.
嘿
hey.
- 总统先生，您好
- Hello, mr. President.
♪ ♪
- 我甚至不会问
- I'm not even going to ask.
- 哦，天哪
- Oh, shit.
朱德，我需要你的帮助
Jude, I need your help with something.
- 10-4 我来处理 你需要什么？
- 10-4. I'm on it. What do you need?
血？
Blood?
他们在诊所不会抽我的血，
They won't take mine in the clinic,
所以我有很多
So I have plenty extra.
- 不，拜托
- No, come on.
♪ ♪
什么？
what?
- 我需要你把她带到后面去
- I need you to take her out back.
不要让任何人看到你
Don't let anybody see you.
- 是的 确认 我马上去
- Yes. Affirmative. I'm on it, stat.
- 好的，好的，好的，好的，好的
- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
- 快，快，快 走
- Go, go, go. Go.
哦，哦，哦 好
oh, oh, oh. Ok.
你想让我给她喂奶吗？
Do you want me to breastfeed her?
可能不需要，对吧？
Probably not, right?
- 不 - 好
- No. - Ok.
- 等一下 你能吗？
- Wait. Could you?
- 你觉得凯文的皮肤怎么这么光滑？
- How do you think kevin gets such smooth skin?
- 嗯——哦，伙计 只—
- Uh--oh, dude. Just--
- 好的 我明白了，我明白了
- Ok. I got it, I got it.
♪ ♪
- 嗯，您好，我最喜欢的两个人
- Well, hello, my two favorite people.
嘿
Both: Hey.
- 嘿 要喝点什么吗？ 我真需要
- Hey. Need a drink? I sure as hell do.
嗯
Mm.
当然 给你来点什么？
heck yeah. What can I get ya?
- 噢
- Ooh.
我不想打扰你
I don't mean to bug you.
或者烦你
Or bugger you.
宝贝有胸腔
Baby got thorax.
哦，你不是淑女
Oh, you are no lady.
- 哈利？
- Harry?
- 怎么了？
- Huh?
- 嗨
- Hi.
- 阿斯塔，我的朋友
- Asta, my friend.
你好吗？
How are you?
- 我担心我是否不应该直接出现
- I was worried maybe I shouldn't just show up.
我带了披萨
Uh, I brought pizza.
我觉得已经很久了
I feel like it's been so long
自从我们有机会真正聚在一起
Since we've had a chance to really hang out.
- 我本来打算避免 与当地人类交配，
- I was going to avoid mating with a local human,
但她显然 被我吸引了
But she is clearly attracted to me.
这将加速 我寻找配偶的行动
This would speed up my hunt for a mate.
我现在不饿
I'm not hungry right now.
尽管你的头 看上去很美味
Even though your head looks delicious.
- 哦 甚至不要为披萨吗？
- Oh. Not even for pizza?
好吧，就那样吧
Ok, then.
我们就坐在这里聊聊天吧
Let's just sit and catch up.
嗯 这挺好的
Hmm. This is nice.
我试着给你一些空间
I was trying to give you space
因为我知道你还在处理失去布里吉的事情
Because I know you're still dealing with losing bridget.
只能想象那有多难
Can only imagine how hard that is.
你知道吗，我觉得我需要找人聊聊
You know, I think I need to talk to someone.
我感觉有点迷茫
I'm feeling a little lost.
- 哦
- Oh.
- 只是我们当时在飞船上…
- Just we were on that ship...
在太空中
In space.
而且，而且月亮不是月亮，但又好像是月亮
And--and the moon was not the moon, but it is the moon.
所以现在每次我看到月亮，
And so every time I look at the moon now,
我都无法像以前一样看待月亮
I can't look at the moon the same way.
我把灵魂的一部分留在了那里
I left a little part of myself up there.
只是…
Something just--
那…
Does that--
哦
Oh.
- ♪ 但我想认识你 ♪
- ♪ but I'd like to get to know you ♪
- ♪ 是的，我想 ♪
- ♪ yes, I would ♪
- ♪ 但我想认识你 ♪
- ♪ but I'd like to get to know you ♪
- ♪ 如果我能 ♪
- ♪ if I could ♪
- ♪ 但我想认识你 ♪
- ♪ but I'd like to get to know you ♪
- ♪ 终于我找到了 搜索了四处 ♪
- ♪ finally I've found searching all around ♪
♪ 并不是答案 ♪
♪ just was not the answer ♪
♪ 我一度认为是真的 看起来有点像你 ♪
♪ one I thought was true looked a bit like you ♪
- 哦 不，谢谢
- Oh. No, thank you.
嗯 - 好的
Mm-mm. - Ok.
哦，我的天
oh, god.
你抽这么多烟吗？
Should you be smoking so much?
呃，我--我知道你为布里吉特生气，
Uh, I--I know you're upset about bridget,
但你应该是一名医生，记得吗？
But you are supposed to be a doctor, remember?
人们已经投诉你
People have already complained about you
碰他们的绷带的白色部分
Touching the white parts of their band-aids.
- 你是在对我表示好感
- You are showing affection for me.
- 没错，是啊
- Well, yeah.
你知道，你是我最亲密的朋友之一
You know, you're one of my closest friends.
你知道我爱你
You know I love you.
♪ ♪
- 嗯，啊--
- Mm, ah--
嗯
mm.
- 你在干什么？
- What are you doing?
哦，我的天，我闻起来像什么？
Oh, god, do I smell?
- 你在排卵
- You are ovulating.
让我们交配
Let's mate.
- 呃，呃--
- Uh, uh--
哦，不，哦，我的天
Oh, no, oh, god.
好吧，哇
Ok, wow.
时间过得真快 我--我得走了
Time flies. I--I gotta go.
得去工作了
Gotta go to work.
这很有趣 再见
This has been a lot of fun. Bye.
♪ ♪
哦！
Oh!
你在这里干什么？
What are you doing here?
还有，哈利到底发生了什么事？
Also, what the hell is going on with harry?
- 哦，你好，阿斯塔
- Oh, hello, asta.
或者我该称呼你为外星同情者？
Or should I say the alien sympathizer?
- 你在说什么？
- What are you talking about?
- 我们知道你在为螳螂工作
- We know you're working for the mantid.
- 谁？
- The who?
- 她说的是螳螂
- She said the mantid.
真可惜，阿斯塔
Too bad, asta.
现在我也得杀了你
Now I'm going to have to kill you too.
- 好吧，或许她并不是在为螳螂工作？
- Ok, maybe she's not working for the mantid?
♪ ♪
- 如果你试着抓住那个，或者如果你试图逃跑，
- If you try grabbing that and if you try to escape,
我必须在吃掉你之前杀了你
I will have to kill you before I eat you.
而且我更愿意活着吃掉你
And I'd rather eat you alive.
人肉变质得太快了
Humans go bad so quickly.
- 你敢碰他们吗
- Don't you dare touch them.
你对哈利究竟做了什么？
And what the hell have you done with harry?
- 不用担心哈利
- Don't worry about harry.
哈利在很远的地方
Harry is very far away.
而在我吃掉你们三个之后，
And after I eat you three,
其他人根本不知道我不是他
No one else will ever have any idea that I'm not really him.
这真是一堆废话
This is some bullshit.
- 去吧，吃掉我们
- Go ahead, eat us.
螳螂只吃头
Mantids only eat heads.
他们会找到我们的身体，然后就知道是你做的了
They'll find our bodies and know you did it.
- 更正
- Correction.
螳螂也可以吃身体
Mantids can eat bodies.
我们只是更喜欢吃头，那是最好吃的部分
We just prefer the heads. It's the best part.
就像吃纸杯蛋糕的顶部一样
It's like eating off the top of a cupcake.
- 我更喜欢纸杯蛋糕的底部，而不是顶部
- I like the bottom of the cupcake more than the top.
这奇怪吗？
Is that weird?
- 哈利？
- Harry?
- 叮当！
- Dun-dun!
- 你逃出来了？我印象深刻
- You escaped? I'm impressed.
- 因为我比你聪明，而且比你更强大
- Because I am smarter than you and I'm stronger than you
还有混蛋！
And son of a bitch!
那是意大利辣香肠吗？
is that pepperoni?
- 你为什么叫那个人哈利？
- Why did you call that guy harry?
- 因为他是哈利
- Because he's harry.
♪ ♪
- 不，他不是 他只是个普通人
- No, he's not. He's just a guy.
♪ ♪
我忍不住想以人类形态杀了你
I'm tempted to kill you in my human form.
但是作为外星人到外星人，这会更有趣
But alien to alien, this will be much more fun.
我需要一分钟
I'm gonna need a minute.
布里吉特！
Bridget!
杀了那个混蛋
Kill that sumbitch.
啊！
Ah!
失望了
Disappointed.
你休息一下吧？
Why don't you take a rest?
交给我来处理
I got this.
嘿呀！
Hyah!
♪ ♪
- 哈利，你失去你的外星力量了吗？
- Harry, did you lose your alien powers?
- 没有！
- No!
我有点时差
I'm a little bit jet-lagged.
♪ ♪
- 那么我想我会吃掉你们四个人
- I guess I'll be eating all four of you then.
我需要更多的番茄酱
I'm going to need some more ketchup.
- 试试追上这个，虫子
- Try to catch up to this, bug.
- 跑！
- Run!
♪ ♪
- 阿斯塔，你来开车！
- Asta, you are driving!
♪ ♪
走，走，走！走！
Go, go, go! Go!
- 快点！
- Go faster!
- 别告诉我怎么开车！
- Stop telling me how to drive!
- 人类已经生活 在监狱里，
- Humans already live in a prison,
一个他们为自己创造 的监狱
A prison they create for themselves.
一个信念的监狱 束缚着他们
A prison of beliefs that hold them back
阻止他们成为最好 的自己
From being the best version of who they are.
- 先生，您好
- Hi, sir.
♪ ♪
- 很高兴您回来
- Nice to have you back.
- ♪ 救我离开这座城市 ♪
- ♪ get me out of this city ♪
♪ 让我摆脱这个小镇 ♪
♪ set me free of this town ♪
♪ 因为我的灵魂疲惫不堪 ♪
♪ for my soul is weary ♪
♪ 我看不到云彩之外 ♪
♪ can't see past the clouds ♪
♪ 给我指引方向 ♪
♪ show me the horizon ♪
- 世界上有无数事情
- There are a million things in this world
阻止人类前进
That keep humans from moving forward.
♪ 穿过河流和山谷 ♪
♪ with rivers and valleys ♪
♪ 雄鹰翱翔其中 ♪
♪ where the eagles fly by ♪
♪ 救我离开这座城市 ♪
♪ get me out of this city ♪
♪ 我要离开这个小镇 ♪
♪ I'm gonna bust outta town ♪
♪ 因为我的灵魂疲惫不堪 ♪
♪ for my soul is weary ♪
♪ 我看不到云彩之外 ♪
♪ can't see past the clouds ♪
♪ ♪
- 我没有她
- I don't have her.
我不知道
I don't know.
- ♪ 因为我的心渴望 ♪
- ♪ for my heart is yearning ♪
- 不
- No.
- ♪ 我也渴望 ♪
- ♪ and I am yearning ♪
- 我不知道
- I don't know.
- ♪ 来自上方的指引 ♪
- ♪ for a sign from above ♪
♪ 沿着峡谷一路向前 ♪
♪ take a ride up the canyon ♪
- 我们会好好照顾她的
- We'll take good care of her.
- ♪ 在郊狼游荡的地方 ♪
- ♪ where the coyotes roam ♪
- 谢谢你
- Thank you.
- 有时只需要
- Sometimes it just takes
信任别人才能帮助你
A little faith in others to help you.
- ♪ 悲伤像石头一样沉入海底 ♪
- ♪ sorrows sink like stone ♪
- 并且相信你自己 拥有力量
- And faith in yourself for having the strength
将你的生活变成 你想要的样子
To make your life what you want it to be.
- ♪ 我要 冲出这个小镇 ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna bust out of town ♪
♪ 因为我的灵魂疲惫不堪 ♪
♪ for my soul is weary ♪
- 但有时，那些 监狱的墙壁实在太高了，
- But sometimes, those prison walls are so high,
简直不可能逃脱
It is impossible to escape.
- ♪ 救救我离开这座城市 ♪
- ♪ get me out of this city ♪
- 尤其当 你身处的监狱
- Especially when the prison you are in
是维系你生命的血肉之躯
Is the hunk of skin and blood keeping you alive.
- ♪ 因为我的灵魂疲惫不堪 ♪
- ♪ for my soul is weary ♪
♪ 我看不到 云层之外 ♪
♪ I can't see past the clouds ♪
♪ ♪