这绝对是麦迪逊大道上最干净的台阶。 Well, these are certainly the cleanest steps on Madison Avenue.
戴先生就想让他们这样。 That's how Mr. Day wants them kept.
早上好。早上好。 Good morning. Good morning.
你是新来的吧? You're new here, aren't you?
就在今天早上。戴先生就是这样喝牛奶的。 Just this morning. This is the way Mr. Day gets his milk.
安妮，小心这道菜。你会烫伤你的手。 Annie, be careful of this dish. You can burn your hand.
一直盖着锅盖，直到可以上桌。 And keep the cover on till you're ready to serve them.
戴先生喜欢吃热的松饼。我将这样做。 Mr. Day likes his muffins hot. I'll do that.
安妮，早餐的桌子摆好了吗?是的,女士。 Annie, is the table set for breakfast? Yes ma'am.
早上好,女士。 Good morning, ma'am.
早上好,安妮。你过得怎么样? Good morning, Annie. How are you getting along?
好的，夫人，我希望。 All right, ma'am, I hope.
别因为这是你第一天上班就紧张。 Now don't be nervous just because this is your first day.
一切都会好的。 Everything's going to be all right.
但我希望一切顺利。 But I do hope nothing goes wrong.
哦,不,安妮。奶油和糖在这一头放下去。 Oh no, Annie. The cream and sugar go down at this end.
我以为每个人都能从这里到那里。 I thought everyone could reach it from here.
戴先生坐在这里。原谅我。 Mr. Day sits here. Excuse me.
我不知道该把餐巾放在哪里，女士。 I didn't know where to place the napkins, ma'am.
你可以从戒指上看出来。男孩们有自己名字的首字母。 You can tell by the rings. The boys have their initials.
克拉伦斯•C。他坐在这里。 C for Clarence. He sits here.
J代表约翰，这里。 J for John, here.
惠特尼的W。他坐在他父亲旁边。 W for Whitney. He sits over there next to his father.
上面有只小狗的那个当然是哈兰的。他的婴儿。 And the one with a little dog on it is Harlan's, of course. He's the baby.
这个狭窄的平原是我的。这是戴先生的房间。 This narrow plain one is mine. And this is Mr. Day's.
它和我的一样，只是弯了……一天早上。 It's just like mine except that it got bent... one morning.
这倒提醒了我，安妮。 And that reminds me, Annie.
一定要喝戴先生的热咖啡。是的,女士。 Always have Mr. Day's coffee piping hot. Yes, ma'am.
戴先生跟你说话的时候，说“是”，先生。 And whenever Mr. Day speaks to you, just say Yes sir.
别紧张。你会习惯他的。是的,女士。 Don't be nervous. You'll get used to him. Yes, ma'am.
噢，那棵漂亮的橡胶植物。我很高兴它来了。 Oh, that beautiful rubber plant. I'm so glad it came.
你不能每天都给它浇水。 You mustn't water it every day.
太多的水分会让它很不舒服。 Too much moisture makes it very unhappy.
早上好，妈妈。我以为你还在楼上。 Well good morning, Mother. I thought you were still upstairs.
早上好,克拉伦斯。 Good morning, Clarence.
父亲一定是在自言自语。 Father must be talking to himself.
一个红头发!妈妈，你睡得好吗? A redhead! Did you sleep well, Mother?
是的，谢谢你，亲爱的。天哪!我饿了。 Yes, thank you, dear. Golly I'm hungry.
哦，安妮，我们早上总是从水果开始吃。 Oh and Annie, we always start with fruit in the morning.
除了两个喝粥喝牛奶的小男孩。 Except the two younger boys who have their porridge and milk.
天啊!纽黑文又出事了! Jiminy! Another wreck on the New Haven!
这总是扰乱股票市场。父亲不会喜欢的。 That always disturbs the stock market. Father won't like that.
我真希望纽黑文不再有沉船。 I do wish the New Haven would stop having wrecks.
如果他们知道你父亲有多难过。 If they knew how it upsets your father.
我的灵魂和身体!克拉伦斯，你的外套怎么了? My soul and body! Clarence, what's happened to your coat?
哦，它又裂开了。 Oh it ripped open again.
玛格丽特为我修好了它，但它不会永远修好。 Margaret mended it for me but it won't stay mended.
哦亲爱的。我得和你父亲谈谈买套新衣服的事。 Oh dear. I'll just have to speak to your father about a new suit of clothes.
克拉伦斯，你为什么把我的硫酸从衣柜里拿出来了? Clarence, why did you take my H2SO4 out of our clothes closet?
我跟你说过多少次了那个柜子是不能用来做实验的。 I've told you a hundred times that closet's not to make experiments in.
两个?早上好,妈妈。 Two? Good morning, Mother.
约翰，你又弄出那些化学物质的味道了吗? John, have you been making those chemical smells again?
不，妈妈，我在做电池。 No, Mother, I'm making an electric battery.
它会让你想起一切。 It'll ring a bell and everything.
你知道你父亲不喜欢电。 You know your father doesn't like electricity.
但是妈妈，一切都会是电。 But Mother, everything's going to be electricity.
在这房子里不行。哦,上帝! Not in this house. Oh God!
怎么了，克莱尔?怎么了? What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong?
我的领带呢?这条领带吗? Where's my necktie? Which necktie?
我昨天给你的。 The one I gave you yesterday.
还没按呢。我忘了给玛格丽特了。 It isn't pressed yet. I forgot to give it to Margaret.
我明确地告诉过你我今天要系那条领带。 I told you distinctly I wanted to wear that necktie today.
你有很多领带。 You've got plenty of neckties.
马上穿上另一件，下楼吃早饭。 Put on another one right away and come down to breakfast.
我不知道这个世界会变成什么样子。 I don't know what this world's coming to.
妈妈，我可以早点吃早餐吗?我要去打棒球。 Mother, may I have my breakfast early. I'm going to play baseball.
三! Three!
惠特妮，在你离开家之前你得学习一下教义问答。 Whitney, before you leave the house you have to study your catechism.
但是妈妈，他们今天会让我投球。 But Mother, they're going to let me pitch today.
早上好。谁赢了?巨人队，7比3。 Good morning. Who won? Giants, 7 to 3.
巴克·尤因打了个本垒打!让我看看! Buck Ewing hit a home run! Let me see!
孩子们，在你们父亲看到之前不要皱这张纸。 Boys, don't wrinkle the paper before your father sees it.
妈妈，你现在能问问我的教义吗?我想我知道。 Mother, could you ask me my catechism now? I think I know it.
好,让我们看看。你叫什么名字? Well, let's see. What is your name?
惠特尼便雅悯。谁给了你你的… Whitney Benjamin. Who gave you your...
我来……weeeeeee。来帮我下来，妈妈。 Here I come...weeeeeee. Come and help me down, Mother.
我们有台阶下来。早上好,亲爱的。 We have steps to come down on. Good morning, darling.
早上好,妈妈。你的手指怎么样了? Good morning, Mother. How's your finger?
好痒。好。这是一种好转的迹象。 It itches. Good. That's a sign it's getting better.
到来。四个! Come along. Four!
哦,让我们看看。我在做什么?是的，《教义问答》 Oh let's see. What was I doing? Oh yes, the Catechism.
谁告诉你你的名字的?我洗礼时的赞助人 Who gave you your name? My sponsors at baptism
在那里，我成为基督的一员，上帝的孩子， wherein I was made a member of Christ, the child of God,
他是天国的继承者。 and an inheritor of the kingdom of heaven.
妈妈，如果我没有受洗，我就没有名字了吗? Mother, if I hadn't been baptized, wouldn't I have any name?
不在教堂的视线范围内。 Not in the sight of the church.
你的赞助商为你做了什么? What did your sponsors then for you?
他们以我的名义发誓和承诺了三件事。 They did promise and vow three thing in my name.
第一，我应该与魔鬼断绝关系，并且……(继续在背景中说话) First, that I should renouce the devil and... [continues speaking in background]
第三，我要遵守上帝神圣的旨意 And thirdly, that I should keep God's holy will
并要遵着诫命行事 and commandments and walk in the same
我所有的日子…早上好,男孩。 all the days of my... Morning, boys.
早....早上好,爸爸。 Morning. Good morning, Father.
早上,维尼。今晚过得好吗? Morning, Vinnie. Have a good night?
是的，谢谢你，克莱尔。好。下来,男孩。 Yes, thank you, Clare. Good. Get down, boys.
那东西在这里做什么? What's that thing doing in here?
克莱尔，那是我们新的橡胶厂。 Clare, that's our new rubber plant.
橡胶植物生长的地方在赤道。 Place for rubber plants is on the equator.
把那东西拿出来凯瑟琳 Uh, take that object out, Katherine.
你不是凯瑟琳。没有,先生。 You're not Katherine. No, sir.
好。反正我也不喜欢凯瑟琳。 Good. Never liked Katherine anyway.
把它放在别的地方，安妮，但不要离窗户太近。 Put it somewhere else, Annie, but not too near a window.
坐下来,哈伦。谢谢你,亲爱的。 Sit down, Harlan. Thank you, dear.
那只狗是从哪儿来的?她会离开。我会跟她说的。 Where did that dog come from? She'll leave. I'll talk to her.
你说什么?克莱尔，那套新衣服看起来很漂亮。 What did you say? Clare, that new suit looks very nice.
一个英式布甸紧。你长胖了一点，亲爱的。 A triffle tight. You've put on a little weight, dear.
我的体重和往常一样。 I weigh just the same as I always have.
克拉伦斯毁了他唯一一套像样的西装。 Well, Clarence has just managed to ruin the only decent suit he has.
对不起，恐怕他需要一套新衣服。 I'm sorry but I'm afraid he'll need a new suit of clothes.
维尼，克拉伦斯得学会不要对他的衣服太苛刻。 Vinnie, Clarence has to learn not to be so hard on his clothes.
可是爸爸，我想……你秋天就可以去耶鲁大学了。 But Father, I thought... You'll be starting at Yale in the fall.
你会全副武装的。但今年夏天什么都没有。 You'll be completely outfitted. But nothing this summer.
我能把你的一套旧西装裁剪一下吗? Can I have one of your old suits cut down for me?
我的每一套西装都有很多可穿的地方。 Every suit I own still has plenty of wear in it.
我的衣服一直穿到穿坏为止。 I wear my clothes until they're worn out.
如果你想把衣服穿破，克拉伦斯比你穿得快多了。 Well, if you want your clothes worn out, Clarence can wear them out much faster than you can.
是的，神父，你从来没有机会用完你的。 Yes, and Father, you never get a chance to wear yours out.
每次你有了新一批衣服，妈妈就把旧的送去传教士那里。 Every time you get a new batch of clothes, Mother sends the old ones to the missionary barrel.
我想我跟老传教士没什么两样。 I guess I'm just as good as any old missionary.
克拉伦斯，在你把自己比作传教士之前，记住他们所做的牺牲。 Clarence, before you compare yourself to a missionary, remember the sacrifices they make.
我不知道，维尼。 Oh I don't know, Vinnie.
我觉得我的衣服穿在克拉伦斯身上比穿在霍屯督人身上好看。 I think my clothes would look better on Clarence than on some Hottentot.
把我的那套黑衣服改短些适合你穿。 Have that dark suit of mine cut down to fit you.
谢谢你，神父。爸爸的一套西装。 Well thank you, Father. One of Father's suits.
谢谢您,先生。 Thank you, sir.
作为回报，克拉伦斯，我要你多练习拉小提琴。 In return for that, Clarence, I want you to practice more often on your violin.
惠特尼，别吃那么快。 Whitney, don't eat so fast.
神父，我今天要投球了。 Well Father, I'm going to pitch today.
但在我走之前，我得学习一下教义问答。 But before I go, I have to study my catechism.
你为什么要这么麻烦? What do you bother with that for?
因为如果他不知道教义问答，他就不能被证实。 Because if he doesn't know his catechism, he can't be confirmed.
但威尼，惠特尼今天会投球。 But Vinnie, Whitney's going to pitch today.
他随时都可以被确认。 He can be confirmed any old time.
克莱尔，有时候我觉得你根本不在乎你的孩子能不能上天堂。 Clare, sometimes it seems to me you don't care whether your children get to heaven or not.
哦，惠特尼会去天堂的。 Oh, Whitney will get to heaven alright.
我会在你之前赶到的，惠特尼。我会送你进去的。 I'll be there before you are, Whitney. I'll see that you get in.
惠特尼，等我们到了天堂， And Whitney, when we get to heaven,
我们将组织自己的棒球队。好。 we'll organize a baseball team of our own. Good.
这就像你一样，你会试着在上面运行东西。 It would be just like you to try and run things up there.
就我所听说的天堂来说，它似乎是一个很不正经的地方。 Well, from all I've heard about heaven, it seems to be a pretty unbusiness-like place.
他们可能需要我这样的好人。 They could probably use good man like me.
你凭什么确定他们会让你进天堂? What makes you so sure they'll let you in to heaven?
要是他们不同意，我可要大闹一场了! Well if they don't, I'll certainly raise a devil of a row!
克莱尔，我希望你到了天堂能好好表现。 Clare, I do hope you'll behave when you get to heaven.
现在维尼,… Now Vinnie, what...
维尼，我问过你多少次了 Vinnie, how many times have I asked you
不去雇一个不知道怎么服侍人的女佣吗? not to engage a maid who doesn't know how to serve properly?
克莱尔，你没看到她是新来的，正在努力吗? Clare, can't you see she's new and doing her best?
她把盘子举在我头上，我怎么能自己上菜呢? How can I serve myself when she's holding that platter over my head?
放低点，安妮。是的,女士。 Hold it lower, Annie. Yes, ma'am.
我们昨天的那个怎么样了? What became of the one we had yesterday?
我不明白你为什么不能雇个女佣。 I don't know why you can't keep a maid.
哦你不! Oh you don't!
你为什么不能像我管理办公室那样管理你的家呢? Why on earth can't you run your house the way I run my office?
我要的只是服务。 All I want is service.
(安妮哭泣)那是什么鬼声音? [Annie weeping] What the devil is that noise?
这是安妮。安妮?安妮是谁? It's Annie. Annie? Who's Annie?
女服务员。我买了，安妮。 The maid. I'll take it, Annie.
克莱尔，你不觉得羞耻吗? Clare, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
我又做了什么? What have I done now?
你那样对她说话，把她弄哭了。 You made her cry, speaking to her the way you did.
我从没跟她说过一个字。我是在对你说话。 I never said a word to her. I was addressing myself to you.
我真希望你能更小心一点! I do wish you'd be more careful!
雇个女佣已经够难的了而这身制服正好适合她。 It's hard enough to keep a maid and the uniform just fit this one.
(跺脚)怎么了，克莱尔?怎么了? [stomping foot] What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong?
(狗叫)这是什么…… [dog barks] What in the name of...
好!你从哪里来? Well! Where did you come from?
你是谁的? Who do you belong to?
她是我的父亲。她的名字叫公主。 She's mine, Father. Her name is Princess.
嗯，在我看来更像王子。 Hmmm, looks more like a Prince to me.
怎么了,先生?玛格丽特，这培根很好吃! What's wrong, sir? Margaret, this bacon's good!
哦……这是好!是的,先生。 Ohh... Well it's good! Yes sir.
哈兰，你的手指怎么样了?过来让我看看。 Harlan, how's that finger? Come here and let me see it.
是的,父亲。 Yes, Father.
啊，愈合得很好。 Ah, that's healing nicely.
下次猫不喜欢被抱的时候你就知道了。 I guess you'll know the next time that cats don't like to be hugged.
可以抚摸它们，但不要挤压它们。 It's alright to stroke them but don't squeeze them.
现在回去吃完你的燕麦粥。我不喜欢燕麦片。 Now go back and finish your oatmeal. I don't like oatmeal.
干下去，把它干完。这对你有好处。 Go on and finish it. it's good for you.
但我不喜欢! But I don't like it!
我会告诉你你喜欢什么，不喜欢什么。 I'll tell you what you like and what you don't like.
你还太小，不知道这些事。 You're not old enough to know about such things.
你没有理由不喜欢燕麦片。很好。 You've no business not liking oatmeal. It's good.
我讨厌它!够了!我们不讨论这个! I hate it! That's enough! We won't discuss it!
马上把燕麦片吃了! Eat that oatmeal at once!
Aghhh……(跺脚地板) Aghhh... [stomping floor]
约翰，那封信是给你妈妈的。 John, that letter's for your mother.
我吃完了燕麦粥，爸爸。我可以离开一下吗? I finished my oatmeal, Father. May I be excused?
好的，惠特尼，你可以走了。投一场好球。 Yes Whitney, you may go. Pitch a good game.
我会的。惠特尼! I will. Whitney!
是的，妈妈，我的教义问答。 Yes Mother, my catechism.
今天早上没关系，亲爱的。在运行。 Never mind this morning, darling. Run along.
谢谢你,妈妈! Thank you, Mother!
怎么了,先生?玛格丽特，这是什么? What's wrong, sir? Margaret, what is this?
咖啡，先生，这不是咖啡。 Coffee, sir. It is not coffee.
你不可能用水和咖啡豆就能达到这样的效果! You couldn't possibly take water and coffee beans and arrive at that!
这是污水!就是这样!污水!把它搬开。 It's slops! That's what it is! Slops! Take it away.
我每天早上都饿着肚子来到这张桌子前…… I come down to this table every morning hungry...
克莱尔，如果你饿了，为什么不吃早餐呢? Well if you're hungry, Clare, why aren't you eating your breakfast?
我是。 I am.
朱蒂丝阿姨要我过去看她。 Aunt Judith wants me to come up and vist her.
维尼，我不想再让亲戚住在这房子里了。 Now Vinnie, I want no more relatives in this house.
我们要自己在这里过平静舒适的生活了。 We are going to live here by ourselves in peace and comfort.
克莱尔，我是说，朱蒂丝阿姨要我去看她。 Clare, I was saying, Aunt Judith wants me to visit her.
哦。吃燕麦片吧，亲爱的。 Oh. Eat your oatmeal, dear.
但这到底是什么?亲爱的朋友, But what on earth is this? Dear friend Day,
我们把史坦顿岛的独家经营权转让给你出售 We are assigning you the exclusive rights to Staten Island for selling
宝石家庭Popover爆米花。我想那是给我的，神父。 the Gem Home Popover Popcorn. I think that's for me, Father.
那为什么不寄给小克拉伦斯·戴? But then why isn't it addressed to Clarence Day Jr?
哦,它是。 Oh, it is.
我可不想跟爆米花扯上关系，克拉伦斯。太难以消化的。 I wouldn't get mixed up in popcorn, Clarence. It's too indigestible.
混淆了!纽黑文的另一艘沉船 Confound it! Another wreck on the New Haven...
如果可以的话，女士。包裹上有一美元的欠款。 If you please, ma'am. There's a dollar due on a package.
是路易斯和康格斯写的。哦，是的，我订的那些厨刀。 It's from Lewis and Congers. Oh yes, those kitchen knives I ordered.
那就做个备忘录吧，维尼。一美元…… Ah, make a memorandum of that, Vinnie. One dollar...
不管它是干什么用的。当然,克莱尔。 and whatever it was for. Of course, Clare.
我必须要有管理这个家所花费的记录。 I must have a record of what is spent running this house.
我一直不明白钱没了，唱片还能有多好! I've never understood what good a record is after the money's gone!
只有一美元，玛格丽特。 There's just a dollar, Margaret.
维尼，这房子必须以生意为基础来经营。当然,亲爱的。 Vinnie, this house must be run on a business basis. Of course, dear.
这就是家庭账户的作用。 That's what the household accounts are for.
哦，克莱尔，已经八点半了。你可不想在办公室迟到。 Oh Clare, it's half past eight. You don't want to be late at the office.
足够的时间。安妮，现在收拾桌子。 Plenty of time. Annie, clear the table now.
克拉伦斯。约翰。是的,妈妈? Clarence. John. Yes, Mother?
你们上楼把我房间里的小写字台搬到你们房间去。 You boys go up and move the small bureau from my room into yours.
未来是谁?表哥科拉。 Who's coming? Cousin Cora.
她还带来了一个朋友，一个年轻的女孩。 And she's bringing a friend with her, a young girl.
一个女孩! A girl!
你得帮她取悦她，克拉伦斯。 You would have to help entertain her, Clarence.
哦，妈妈，我必须这么做吗? Oh Mother, do I have to?
等父亲发现有人来探视我们吧!会有一场骚动的! Wait till Father finds out we've got visitors! There'll be a rumpus!
约翰，不要批评你的父亲。 John, don't criticise your father.
他非常好客…等他习惯了这个想法。 He's very hospitable... after he gets used to the idea.
我喜欢咖啡。我喜欢茶。 I like coffee. I like tea.
我喜欢女孩，女孩也喜欢我。 I like the girls and the girls like me.
我不喜欢女孩，她们也不喜欢我。 Well, I don't like girls and they don't like me.
哦,上帝!继续,男孩。继续。 Oh God! Go on, boys. Go on.
怎么了，克莱尔?怎么了? What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong?
这东西怎么跑到这里来了? How did that get in this room?
现在,克莱尔。新来的女仆怎么知道的? Now, Clare. How was the new maid to know?
把那讨厌的东西拿走。好吧，我买了。 Keep that abomination out of here. All right, I'll take it.
哦，克莱尔，亲爱的，恐怕我还需要一些钱。 Oh Clare dear, I'm afraid I'm going to need some more money.
你今天早上在抱怨咖啡的问题。 You were complaining about the coffee this morning.
那个漂亮的法式滴滤咖啡壶坏了。 Well, that nice French drip coffee pot is broken.
你知道它是怎么坏的。 You know how it got broken.
别管了，维尼。 Never mind that, Vinnie.
我记得那个咖啡壶要5美元…一些东西。 As I remember that coffee pot cost $5 and... something.
我给你6美元。 I'll give you $6.
你拿到钱后，文尼，把准确的数额记在总账上。 When you get it, Vinnie, enter the exact amount in the ledger.
当然,克莱尔。我们不能一个月接着一个月 Of course, Clare. We can't go on month after month
把家庭账目弄得一团糟。 having the household accounts in such a mess.
没有，而且我想到了一个能让我的记帐更完美的方法! No, and I thought of a system that will make my bookkeeping perfect!
听到这个我就放心了! Well, I'm certainly relieved to hear that!
我们要做的就是到处开赊账账户! All we have to do is open charge accounts everywhere!
商店会替我记账的! And the stores will do my bookkeeping for me!
等一下，文恩…… Now wait a minute, Vinne...
这样当钞票送来时，你就能知道钱都去哪儿了! Then when the bills come in you'd know exactly where your money had gone!
是的!我肯定! Yes! I certainly would!
维尼，我们的账单已经够多的了! Vinnie, we get enough bills as it is!
克莱尔，亲爱的，你不讨厌我们每个月的争吵吗? Clare dear, don't you hate those arguments we have every month?
我当然做的。 I certainly do.
而不是那些我认为对你有价值的东西。 Not to have those I should think would be worth something to you.
我会在路易斯和康格斯开个账户 Well, I'll open an account at Lewis and Congers
首先在麦克里瑞餐厅。 and one at McCreery's to start with.
谢谢你,克莱尔。 Thank you, Clare.
我们来看看结果如何。谢谢你！ We'll see how it works out. Thank you.
噢，校长今天要来喝茶。 Oh, the rector is coming to tea today.
校长。很高兴你提醒了我。 The rector. Well, I'm glad you warned me.
我要去俱乐部。晚饭前别指望我回家。 I'll go to the club. Don't expect me home until dinner time.
克莱尔，亲爱的，我真希望你能对教堂多一点兴趣。 Clare dear, I do wish you'd take a little more interest in the church.
带我去天堂是你的事，维尼。 Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie.
如果我到那里的时候车票出了问题， If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there,
你可以把它修好。 you can fix it up.
每个人都很爱你，我相信上帝也一定如此。 Everybody loves you so much, I'm sure God must too.
我会尽力的，克莱尔。 I'll do my best, Clare.
没有你就不是天堂。 It wouldn't be heaven without you.
如果你在的话，文尼，我会想办法进去的， If you're there, Vinnie, I'll manage to get in some way,
即使我得翻越围栏。 even if I have to climb the fence.
甜美的玛丽，来我这里，来我这里，甜美的玛丽 ♪ Sweet Marie, come to me, Come to me, sweet Marie ♪
玛格丽特。玛格丽特。哦,上帝! Margaret. Margaret. Oh God!
怎么了，克莱尔?怎么了? What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong?
为什么上帝造了这么多傻瓜和民主党人? Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?
呜,政治… Uhh, politics...
是的，但这是在夺走我们的饭碗! Yes, but it's taking the bread out of our mouths!
诚实的休·格兰特!诚实,bahh ! Honest Hugh Grant! Honest, bahh!
你真是个好市长! Fine mayor you've turned out to be!
如果你不能每隔五分钟就提高税收来管理这座城市， If you can't run this city without raising taxes every five minutes,
你最好出去! you'd better get out!
让能的人来吧! Let someone who can!
理查德·库克在这个镇上横行霸道，而你只是他的傀儡! Richard Cook is running in this town and you're just his cat's paw!
告诉我这… Tell me this...
这些增加的税收会用于改善公共设施吗? Are these increased taxes going into public improvements?
还是要进行移植? Or are they going into graft?
老实回答我，如果可以的话，老实的休·格兰特先生! Answer me that honestly, if you can, Mr. Honest Hugh Grant!
你不能吗?我这样认为!Baah ! You can't? I thought so! Baah!
你被选为总统是因为你承诺要结束战争 You were elected to office on the promise that you would put an end
所有这些盗窃和腐败! to all this thievery and corruption!
你已经结束了吗?不! Have you put an end to it? No!
你鼓励! You've encouraged it!
每天都有新的对国库的突袭! Every day there's some new raid on the public treasury!
(多个对话)……我们要把你扔出去 [multiple conversations] ...we're going to throw you
让你的议员们下台! and your boodle Board of Aldermen out of office!
我最后一次警告你! I'm warning you for the last time!
抢劫!就是这样!高速公路抢劫! Robbery! That's what it is! Highway robbery!
安妮，把这杯新鲜的咖啡拿给戴先生。 Annie, take this fresh a cup of coffee in to Mr. Day.
但是戴先生有客人。快进去。 But Mr. Day's got a visitor. Run along in there.
我们付你一大笔钱来照顾我们的利益。 We pay you a good round sum to watch after our interests.
而我们得到的却是低效率! And all we get is inefficiency!
我知道你是个笨蛋，而且我强烈怀疑你是个投靠共和党的人! I know you're a nincompoop and I strongly suspect you of being a scalawag!
你逃不掉你的法律责任的! You're not going to escape your legal responsibilities!
法律责任?我说的是刑事责任! Legal responsibilities? By God, I mean criminal responsibilities!
别以为我们会让你逃跑! Don't think for one minute we're going to let you escape!
我们要把你扔进监狱!(盘子打破) We're going to throw you into jail! [dishes breaking]
安妮，你受伤了吗?他不能把我扔进监狱! Annie, are you hurt? He can't throw me into jail!
维尼?威尼，为什么早上不能安静点? Vinnie? Vinnie, why can't I have quiet here in the morning?
克莱尔,发生了什么事? Clare, what happened?
听起来好像是那个女仆掉了一盘盘子! Sounded to me as tho that maid dropped a whole tray of dishes!
是的，但你跟她说了什么? Yes, but what did you say to her?
对她说吗?早饭后我就没见过她了! Say to her? I haven't seen her since breakfast!
我得去办公室了。哦，是的，克莱尔，你不能迟到。 I better get to the office. Oh yes Clare, you don't want to be late.
我有足够的时间回家吃晚饭。 I'll be home in plenty of time for dinner.
我们今晚来点鸡肉酱怎么样? Why don't we have chicken fricassee tonight?
克莱尔，鸡肉涨价了!8美分一磅! Well, Clare, chicken's gone up! It's 8 cents a pound!
(安妮哭) [Annie crying]
她穿成这样到底要去哪里? Where the devil is she going dressed up like that?
克莱尔，你又做到了!你怎么可以这样呢? Clare, you've done it again! How could you?
我怎么能什么?你没看见她要走吗? How could I what? Can't you see she's leaving?
哦亲爱的。我没有时间雇一个新女佣。 Oh dear. I have no time to engage a new maid.
我们得出去吃饭。晚餐! We'll have to have dinner out. Dinner out!
胡说!我自己会雇一个新的女仆。 Nonsense! I'll engage a new maid myself.
克莱尔,你不能!她必须穿上制服。 Clare, you can't! She has to fit the uniform.
我一小时后有一个人来! I have one here in an hour!
再见,亲爱的。再见,克莱尔。 Goodbye, dear. Goodbye, Clare.
早上好，戴先生。在你去办公室的路上? Good morning, Mr. Day. On your way to the office?
是的,警官。早上好。太太的一天。 Yes, Sergeant. Good morning. Mrs. Day.
早上好，戴先生。早上好,吉姆。 Good morning, Mr. Day. Morning, Jim.
快跑! Giddap!
科拉，很高兴见到你。 Cora, it's wonderful to see you.
好吧，维尼，我敢说，你一年比一年年轻，一年比一年漂亮! Well Vinnie, I declare, you're getting younger and pretier every year!
我是玛丽·斯金纳。埃德斯金纳的女儿! This is Mary Skinner. Ed Skinner's daughter!
我的天啊，我永远也不会认识你! My goodness I never would have known you!
把你的东西放在外面就行了，进来吧。 Just leave your things out here and come right on in.
我听我父亲说了很多关于你的事。啊呵呵。 I heard my father talk so much about you. Ah ha ha.
他跟你说过在学校他是怎么把我的辫子蘸墨水的吗? Did he tell you how he used to dip my pigtails in the ink well at school?
欢乐谷有什么新闻吗，科拉?维尼，我有好多话要跟你说。 What's the news in Pleasantville, Cora? Oh Vinnie, I have so much to tell you.
我们写信告诉你凯莉阿姨摔断了髋骨。是的。 We wrote you that Aunt Carrie broke her hip. Yes.
那是罗伯特·英格索尔演讲的那晚。 That was the night Robert Ingersoll lectured.
她当然去不了，但她去不了对英格索尔先生来说是件好事! Of course she couldn't get there, but was a good thing for Mr. Ingersol she didn't!
你好，柯拉表妹?哦，克拉伦斯，天啊，天啊…… How do you do, Cousin Cora? Oh, Clarence, my my...
不，柯拉，这是约翰。约翰?你怎么长大了! Oh no, Cora, this is John. John? Why how you've grown!
在你母亲之前，你就已经是个男人了…… You'll be a man before your mother...
约翰，我是玛丽·斯金纳。你好! John, this is Mary Skinner. How do you do?
你好! How do you do?
维尼，欢乐谷的每个人都向你问好。 Vinnie, everybody in Pleasantville sends their love.
埃文斯爷爷，伊迪丝表姐，哈蒂阿姨。泰来斯。 Grandpa Evans, Cousin Edith, Aunt Hattie. the Taylors.
哦,只是每一个人。柯拉，埃文斯爷爷怎么样了? Oh, just everybody. Cora, how is Grandpa Evans?
哦，他身体不太好。 Oh, he hasn't been at all well.
你知道他只有一个肾，而且是浮肿的。 You know he only has one kidney and that's bloated.
你好，柯拉表妹?我很高兴见到你。 How do you do, Cousin Cora? I'm glad to see you.
这不可能是克拉伦斯!没错,是很好玩! This can't be Clarence! Yes it is!
我的我的!我的天哪! My my! My goodness!
每次我见到你们，你们又长了一只脚! Every time I see you boys, you've grown another foot!
我想想，你现在要去圣保罗了，是吗? Let's see, you're going to St. Paul's now, aren't you?
圣保罗的吗?我很久以前就不去圣保罗了。 St. Paul's? I was through with St. Paul's long ago.
我今年秋天开始在耶鲁大学学习。 I'm starting in Yale this fall.
耶鲁大学!哦，哦，玛丽，这是克拉伦斯。 Yale! Oh, oh Mary, this is Clarence.
玛丽斯金纳。你好! Mary Skinner. How do you do?
哦，这是玛丽第一次来纽约。是的,这是。 Oh, this is Mary's first trip to New York. Yes it is.
这是她第一次旅行。我们得带玛丽四处看看! It's her first trip. We'll have to show Mary around!
哦，我告诉你，我会请戴先生今晚带我们去德尔莫尼科餐厅吃饭。 Oh I tell you, I'll ask Mr. Day to take us all to Delmonico's for dinner tonight.
Delmonico的!想想吧，玛丽。 Delmonico's! Think of that, Mary.
德尔莫尼科的，克莱尔堂兄是个很棒的主人。 Delmonico's, And Cousin Clare's such a wonderful host.
好。我知道你们想梳洗一下，上楼来吧。 Well. I know you girls want to freshen up, so come upstairs.
克拉伦斯，去拿他们的包。 Clarence, get their bags.
我把克拉伦斯的房间给你们了，但他不知道。 I've given you girls Clarence's room, but he didn't know about it.
(聊天) [chattering]
约翰，去拿他们的旧袋子。(聊天) John, get their old bags. [chattering]
哦，你会拉小提琴。好吧,我……我耍了一下它。 Oh, you play the violin. Well, I... I fool with it a little.
你只是谦虚而已。 You're just being modest.
不,我……我弹钢琴。 No, really I... I play the piano.
不太好。你太谦虚了。 Not awfully well. Now you're being modest.
你弹过二重唱吗?我现在还没起床呢。 Do you ever play duets? Well, I haven't up now.
到目前为止，我也没有。 Neither have I, up to now.
柯拉没跟我提过你。我从没见过耶鲁人。 Cora didn't tell me about you. I never met a Yale man before.
(笑……) [giggling...]
你怎么了?什么都没有。我感觉很好。 What's happened to you? Nothing. I feel fine.
你把它们放在哪里? Where do you keep them?
你要用家庭佣人吗?你把它们放在哪里? Do you wish domestic servants? Where do you keep them?
我记下您的姓名和地址。 I will take your name and address.
混淆了!我上班要迟到了! Confound it! I'm late at the office now!
如果您能告诉我您需要什么样的人…… If you will give me the details as to what kind of person you require...
我在问你，你把它们放在哪里? I'm asking you where you keep them?
为什么女孩们都在那里，但客户是不允许进入的。 Why the girls are in there, but clients are not allowed in that room.
如果你能告诉我你希望得到什么样的职位， If you will tell me the kind of a position you wish to have held,
我很乐意…… I'll be very glad to...
站起来…… Stand up...
先生，这是违反规定的! Sir, this is quite against the rules!
我必须知道你为什么要找这个女孩! I must know what you want the girl for!
我就买那个。 I'll take that one.
你叫什么名字?希尔达,先生。 What's your name? Hilda, sir.
希尔达，你直接去麦迪逊大街420号。 Hilda, you go right over to 420 Madison Avenue.
我会的，先生，就这些。谢谢你！ I will, sir. That's all. Thank you.
先生，在我允许任何女孩离开这里之前， Sir, before I can let any girl go from this establishment,
我必须知道要雇用他的那个家庭的性质。 I must know the character of the home in which he will be employed.
夫人，我就是我家的特色。 Madam, I am the character of my home.
我对我的邻居的责任是像爱自己一样爱他，像爱自己一样对待所有的人。 My duty toward my neighbor is to love him as myself and to do unto all men as...as...
…正如他们应该对我做的... ...就像他们应该对我做的那样，对…… ...as they should do unto me... ...as they should do unto me, to...to...
他知道这一点。 He really knows it.
对这么小的孩子来说，他已经做得很好了。 Well, he's done very well for so young a boy.
我现在可以走了吗?是的,亲爱的。 May I go now? Yes, darling.
谢谢你，劳埃德医生。 Thank you, Dr. Lloyd.
来吧,哈伦。等待我。 Come on, Harlan. Wait for me.
你和戴先生一定为你们的孩子感到非常自豪。 Ah, you and Mr. Day must be very proud of your children.
我希望今天下午戴先生会在家。 I was hoping I'd find Mr. Day at home this afternoon.
这个时候他通常已经从办公室回来了。 Well, he's usually home from the office by this time.
也许他在公园里骑马去了。 Perhaps he's gone for gallop in the park.
今天天气真好。 It's such a fine day.
我相信他很喜欢骑马。 He's very fond of horseback riding, I believe.
噢,是的。请告诉我, Oh yes. Tell me,
他从马上摔下来过吗? has he ever been thrown from a horse?
哦，不，没有马会把戴先生扔下去! Oh no, no horse would throw Mr. Day!
我还以为他出了什么意外。我注意到他从来不在教堂下跪。 I just thought he might have had some accident. I notice he never kneels in church.
哦，这不是偶然的。 Oh, that's no accident.
但我不想让你认为他不祈祷。他所做的。 But I don't want you to think he doesn't pray. He does.
哎，有时候你满屋子都能听到他的声音! Why, sometimes you can hear him all over the house!
但他从不下跪。 But he never kneels.
啊，也许现在是戴先生了。我不这么认为。 Ah, perhaps that's Mr. Day now. I hardly think so.
啊,魔鬼!我忘记了! Ah, the devil! I forgot!
克莱尔，你正好赶上喝茶。我去叫人取些热水来。 Clare, you're just in time for tea. I'll send for some hot water.
你好吗，劳埃德医生? How are you, Dr. Lloyd?
戴先生，只有一小会儿时间来拜访您。 Just a brief second to have a visit with you, Mr. Day.
妈妈，他们回来了吗?不,克拉伦斯,不。 Mother, are they back yet? No, Clarence, no.
除了安息日的短暂一瞥，我没怎么看到你们。 Except for a brief glimpse on the sabbath, I don't see much of you.
克莱尔，今天在办公室忙吗?非常忙! Well, Clare, have a busy day at the office? Devilishly busy!
克莱尔!啊…非常忙碌的一天。累了。 Clare! Ah...very busy day. Tired out.
我真不知道，一个人整天坐在办公桌前怎么会累的! How a man can get tired just sitting at a desk all day, I don't know!
我想华尔街对你和我来说都是一个谜，劳埃德医生。 I suppose Wall Street is just as much a mystery to you as it is to me, Dr. Lloyd.
不,不。这一切对我来说都很清楚。 No, no. It's all very clear to me.
我常常想到那个商人。 My mind often goes to the businessman.
我最喜欢的照片是当 The picture I'm most fond on is when
我想象着一天工作结束时他的样子。 I envision him at the close of the day's work.
我看见他在工作中停下来 I see him pausing in his toil
他想到了所有这些 and it comes over him that all those
利润和损失的数字并不重要，也没有影响。 figures of profit and loss are without importance or consequence.
虚荣和尘埃。 Vanity and dust.
好吧,我将……克莱尔! Well, I'll be... Clare!
是的女士吗?迪莉娅，再来点热水。 Yes ma'am? Delia, some more hot water, please.
是的,女士。那是谁? Yes ma'am. Who's that?
新来的女服务员。我今早发的那份呢? The new maid. Where's the one I sent this morning?
这制服不合身。 The uniform didn't fit.
我更喜欢我挑的那个。 I like the one I picked out better.
克莱尔，劳埃德医生想告诉我们关于新大厦的计划。 Clare, Dr. Lloyd wants to tell us about the plans for the new edifice.
新的什么?新教堂。 The new what? The new church.
你知道我们计划建一座新教堂。 You knew we were planning to build a new church.
当然，我们得筹集一大笔钱。 Of course, we're going to have to raise a large sum money.
嗯，就我个人而言，我反对教堂里在镇上到处蹦蹦跳跳。 Well, personally I am against the church hop skipping and jumping all over the town.
所以我做出的任何贡献都将是很小的。 So any contribution I make will have to be a small one.
每个人认购的数额已经决定了。 The amount everyone is to subscribe has already been decided.
谁决定的? Who decided it?
经过慎重考虑，我们投票决定支持我们的成员 After considerable thought, we voted that our supporting members
每个人的捐款数额应该与他们的皮尤的花费相等吗? should each contribute a sum equal to the cost of their pew.
我花了5000美元买我的皮尤! I paid $5,000 for my pew!
是的,克莱尔。那我们就贡献了5000美元。 Yes, Clare. That makes our contribution $5000.
这是抢劫! That's robbery!
你知道皮尤现在值多少钱吗?3000美元! Do you know what that pew is worth today? $3000!
这是上一个的价格。 That's what the last one sold for.
我在那张长凳上已经赔了2000美元了! I've taken a dead loss of $2000 on that pew already!
弗兰克包在市场最火爆的时候卖给我的皮尤! Frank Bags sold me that pew when the market was at its peak!
他知道什么时候该出去! He knew when to get out!
我警告你，维尼 And I'm warning you, Vinnie,
一旦市场上涨，我就把皮尤脱手! if the market ever goes up, I'm going to unload that pew!
克拉伦斯的一天!你怎能谈论耶和华的殿呢 Clarence Day! How can you speak of the temple of the Lord
就好像它是华尔街可以买卖的东西一样? as though it was something to be bought and sold on Wall Street?
戴太太，你丈夫是个务实的人。 Now Mrs. Day, your husband is a practical man.
在新教堂的问题上，我们得实际一点。 We've had to be practical about the new church.
我们有所有的事实和数据。 We have all the facts and figures.
我们现在的房子值多少钱? Oh, what's the property worth where we are now?
哦,让我们看看。是40000美元吗?我知道数字里有个4。 Oh, let's see. Is it $40,000? I know the figure has a 4 in it.
买这块新地产你要花多少钱? What's the new piece of property going to cost you?
我想我听到的数字是8万5千美元。 I think the figure I heard mentioned was $85,000.
还是18.5万美元? Or was it $185,000?
劳埃德医生，你说总有一天我们都要对上帝负责。 Dr. Lloyd, you preach that someday we'll all have to answer to God.
我们确实! We shall indeed!
我希望上帝不会问你有数字的问题! Well, I hope God doesn't ask you any questions with figures in them!
戴先生在客厅里。谢谢你！ Mr. Day is in the living room. Thank you.
这是表哥科拉。她路过镇上。 It's Cousin Cora. She's passing through town.
哦,好吧… Oh, well...
哦,你好。你好。你好。谢谢你帮助我。来吧,玛丽。 Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. Thank you for helping me. Come, Mary.
哦，维尼，今天过得真棒!镇上的商店我们都找遍了! Oh Vinnie, what a day! We've been in every shop in town!
为什么,表哥克莱尔。科拉。 Why, Cousin Clare. Cora.
我的我的!你就像五月的鲜花一样受欢迎。 My my! You're as welcome as the flowers in May.
我是玛丽·斯金纳。先生的一天。 This is Mary Skinner. Mr. Day.
你好!我一直在跟玛丽提起你。 How do you do? I've been telling Mary all about you.
她非常想见你。嗯… She's been dying to meet you. Well...
劳埃德医生，这是我最喜欢的表妹，卡特莱特小姐。 Dr. Lloyd, I want you to meet my favorite cousin, Miss Cartwright.
你好! How do you do?
这位是玛丽·斯金纳。斯金纳小姐，劳埃德医生。 And this is Mary Skinner. Miss Skinner, Dr. Lloyd.
你好!你好! How do you do? How do you do?
看来这是家庭聚会啊。我要走了。 Well, this seems to be a family reunion. I'll just run along.
再见,劳埃德博士。 Goodbye, Dr. Lloyd.
再见,卡特怀特小姐。再见。 Goodbye, Miss Cartwright. Goodbye.
克拉伦斯，你还没对劳埃德医生说"你好"呢。 Clarence, you haven't said 'how do you do' to Dr. Lloyd.
再见,劳埃德博士。 Goodbye, Dr. Lloyd.
再见,每一个人。我和你一起去门口，劳埃德医生。 Goodbye, everybody. I'll go to the door with you, Dr. Lloyd.
谢谢你的茶。那些松饼很好吃。 Thank you so much for the tea. Those muffins were delicious.
你说这个漂亮的小女孩是谁? Who did you say this pretty little girl is?
她是埃德·斯金纳的女儿。这是玛丽第一次来纽约。 She's Ed Skinner's daughter. This is Mary's first trip to New York.
哦,坐下来。坐下来。 Oh sit down. Sit down.
有一些茶。我们在市区喝茶。 Have some tea. We had tea downtown.
哦，没关系，迪莉娅。坐下，坐下。 Oh, never mind then, ah...Delia. Sit down, sit down.
即使你已经喝过茶了，你也可以在这里呆上一段时间。 Even if you have had tea, you can stay and visit for a while.
这样吧，你们俩留下来吃晚饭吧。 As a matter of fact, why don't you both stay to dinner.
都安排好了，克莱尔。 That's all arranged, Clare.
科拉和玛丽要和我们一起吃晚饭。 Cora and Mary are going to have dinner with us.
哦,很好,很好。 Oh fine, fine.
当然，你只能吃顿便饭了。我几乎不会打电话… Of course, you'll just have to take potluck. Well, I'd hardly call...
克莱尔!你知道女儿们要去看朱蒂丝阿姨吗 Clare! Did you know the girls are going to visit Aunt Judith
在斯普林菲尔德待一个月!很好。 in Springfield for a whole month! Fine.
你打算在纽约待多久，柯拉? Now, how long you are you going to be in New York, Cora?
整整一个星期!灿烂的! All week! Splendid!
我们希望能见到你。嗯，你肯定会…… We'll hope to see something of you. Well, you certainly will...
柯拉，你在店里找到你想要的东西了吗? Cora, did you find anything you wanted in the shop?
我等不及要给你看了。哦，但是我害怕 Oh, I can't wait to show you. Oh, but I'm afraid
有些包裹不能在克莱尔表哥面前打开! some of these packages can't be opened in front of Cousin Clare!
我可以离开房间吗? Shall I leave the room?
[笑] [laughing]
哦,克拉伦斯。请你把大厅里的包裹拿到楼上我们的房间好吗? Oh, Clarence. Would you take the packages in the hall up to our room?
或者我应该说，你的房间! Or should I say, your room!
克拉伦斯把他的房间让给我们住了整整一个星期，真是太好了! Wasn't it nice of Clarence to give up his room to us for a whole week!
柯拉，拜托，我等不及要看那些包裹里有什么了。 Cora, come on I just can't wait to see what's in those packages.
我们很快就回来。 Well, we'll be back soon.
维尼，你上楼之前我想和你谈谈。 Ah, Vinnie, I wish to speak to you before you go upstairs.
我马上就下来，克莱尔。 I'll be down in just a minute, Clare.
我现在就想和你说话! I wish to speak to you now!
我马上就上来，柯拉。 I'll be up in just a minute, Cora.
没事的，维尼。走吧,玛丽。 It's all right, Vinnie. Come along, Mary.
那两个女人是在我们家扎营吗?现在,克莱尔… Are those two women encamped in our house? Now, Clare...
回答我!克莱尔，你知道…… Answer me! Now Clare, you know...
回答我!只是一分钟…克拉伦斯! Answer me! Just a minute... Clarence!
克莱尔，你知道你一直都很喜欢科拉。 Now Clare, you know you've always been fond of Cora.
这和她在我家里乱来有什么关系 What's that got to do with her packing herself down in my house
还带着一大群陌生人。 and bringing hordes of strangers with her.
你怎么能说那个可爱的小女孩是一群陌生人? How can you call that sweet little girl a horde of strangers?
他们为什么不去酒店呢?纽约到处都是旅馆 Why don't they go to a hotel? New York is full of hotels
为收容此类滋扰的明确目的而建造。 built for the express purpose of housing such nuisances.
克莱尔:两个女孩单独住在旅馆里! Clare two girls alone in a hotel!
谁知道他们会怎么样呢! Well who knows what might happen to them!
好吧，那就让他们上第一班火车。 All right, then put them on the first train.
他们想像吉普赛人一样四处游荡，帮他们一把! They want to roam like gypsies, lend them a hand!
让他们漫游! Keep them roaming!
但是克莱尔，他们就住在克拉伦斯的小房间里。 But Clare, they're just staying in that little room of Clarence's.
问题是，它们不会呆在那里! The trouble is, they don't stay there!
他们呆在浴室里。每次我想洗澡的时候， They stay in the bathroom. Every time I want to take my bath,
到处都是傻笑着洗头发的女人! it's full of gigling females washing their hair!
我告诉你，我不允许!送他们去酒店! I tell you, I won't have it! Send them to a hotel!
我很乐意付帐，但你得把他们带走! I'll pay the bill gladly, but get them out of here!
父亲，我怕他们能听见你在楼上! Father, I'm afraid they can hear you upstairs!
那就把门关好! Then keep those doors closed!
克拉伦斯，你把门打开!把它们全部打开! Clarence, you open those doors! Open them all the way!
克莱尔，你安静点，规矩点。 Now Clare, you be quiet and behave yourself.
他们在这里，而且会一直待在这里。 They're here, and they're going to stay here.
这就够了,维尼。 That's enough, Vinnie.
我不想再吵下去了。 I want no more of this argument.
哦,上帝! Oh God!
我不明白的是为什么这群蝗虫 What I don't understand is why this swarm of locusts
总是毫无预兆地袭击我们! always descends on us without any warning!
哦,雷! Oh thunder!
维尼……亲爱的维尼。 Vinnie... Dear Vinnie.
♬弹着钢琴哼着小曲…♪] [♪ playing piano and humming... ♪]
♬和摇曳的影子轻轻地来去 ♪ And the flickering shadows ♪ ♪ softly come and go ♪
♬虽然我的心厌倦了哼唱…♪] ♪ Tho my heart be weary ♪ [ ♪ humming... ♪ ]
神父，我能和你们一起去德尔莫尼科吗? Father, may I go along with the rest of you to Delmonico's?
那是什么?Delmonico的吗? What's that? Delmonico's?
你带着妈妈，柯拉表姐和斯金纳小姐 You're taking Mother, Cousin Cora and Miss Skinner
今晚去德尔莫尼科餐厅吃饭 to Delmonico's for dinner tonight.
哦,上帝!(抨击钢琴键) Oh God! [slams piano keys]
我不允许!我不允许! I won't have it! I won't have it!
我不会让别人安排我的生活! I will not have my life arranged for me!
我买这所房子是为了自己舒服! I bought this house for my own comfort!
我不会屈服于这种侮辱! I will not submit myself to this indignity!
克莱尔，你怎么了?我受不了! Now Clare, what's the matter? I won't stand it!
天哪，我可受不了!克拉伦斯…… By heaven, I won't stand it! Clarence...
我知道我不能在自己家里吃晚饭吗? Do I understand I am not permitted to have dinner in my own home?
哦，克莱尔，稍微改变一下对你是有好处的! Oh Clare, a little change will do you good!
我得回家吃饭。 I have home to have dinner in.
每次我不能在家吃饭的时候， And any time I can't have dinner at home,
这所房子出售。 this house is for sale.
克莱尔，你今晚不能在这里吃饭 Well Clare, you can't have dinner here tonight
因为它不是有序的。 because it isn't ordered.
此外，科拉和玛丽想看看纽约的一些东西。 And besides, Cora and Mary want to see something of New York.
唉，那不关我的事! Well, that's no affair of mine!
我不是唐人街和波威里街的导游。 I am not a guide to Chinatown and the Bowery.
戴先生，我太喜欢你的房子了! Oh Mr. Day, I just love your house!
我可以永远住在这里! I could live here forever!
柯拉是给你的，戴太太。噢,是的。我马上就去。 Cora is for you, Mrs. Day. Oh yes. I'll run right up.
很高兴你喜欢我们的房子，斯金纳小姐。 I'm glad you like our house, Miss Skinner.
戴先生，我非常喜欢。 I like it very much, Mr. Day.
陌生人的称赞其实是认可。 Praise from a stranger is approbation indeed.
在家里，我们的客厅是绿色的。我喜欢绿色。 At home, our living room is green. I like green.
我也喜欢绿色。红色是我最喜欢的颜色。 I like green too. Red's my favorite color.
这是关于颜色的一个有趣的事情。 It's an interesting thing about colors.
红色在房子里也是一个不错的颜色。 Reds a nice color in a house too.
但是在外面太多的红色就不好了。 But outside too much red would be bad.
我的意思是，举例来说，如果所有的树和草都是红色的。 I mean, for instance, if all the trees and the grass were red.
从外面看，绿色是最好的颜色。 Outside, green's the best color.
这是正确的。我从没这么想过。 That's right. I never thought of it that way.
但当你认真思考时，你会发现这是一个相当大的想法。 But when you do think of it, it's quite a thought.
我打赌你会在耶鲁有所成就的。哦…… I bet you'll make your mark at Yale. Oh...
我妈妈想让我上大学。 My mother wants me to go to college.
你相信女孩子上大学吗? Do you believe in girls going to college?
我想这没什么，如果他们想浪费那么多时间， I guess it's all right, if they want to waste that much time,
我是说在他们结婚之前。 before they get married, I mean.
戴先生，我很高兴你喜欢音乐。 I'm glad your fond of music, Mr. Day.
哦,你好!看!一个新的青春伙伴! Oh hello! Look! A new Youth's Companion!
约翰喜欢和年轻人作伴。 John enjoys the Youth's Companion.
约翰!请坐好吗? John! Won't you sit down?
噢,谢谢你。 Oh, thank you.
它告诉我们如何串联电池。 It tells all about connecting batteries in series.
约翰!我和斯金纳小姐在聊天。 John! Miss Skinner and I were talking.
哦，没关系。你不会打扰我的。 Oh, that's all right. You won't bother me.
Jiminee !这就是我的错误所在! Jiminee! There's where I made my mistake!
我没有混合足够的…嘘!(钢琴演奏) I didn't mix enough... SSSHHH! [piano playing]
哦,别停下来。你能弹那个吗? Oh, don't stop. Can you play that?
恐怕不是。 I'm afraid not.
你能演贴心的吉纳维芙吗?那是我的最爱。 Can you play sweet Genevieve? That's my favorite.
没有我的音乐就不行。 Not without my music.
赞美诗很好听，不是吗? Hymns are nice, don't you think?
我喜欢这个。 I like this one.
[演奏赞美诗][演奏渐停] [plays hymn ♪ ] [playing fades and stops]
这是有趣的。 That's funny.
歌词是一样的，但是调错了音。 The words are the same, but it's the wrong tune.
哦，不可能是调错音了。 Oh, it can't be the wrong tune.
我们在教堂里就是这么唱的。 We sing it exactly that way in church.
卫理公会教堂可不是这么唱的。 We don't sing it that way the Methodist Church.
你看，我们是卫理公会教徒。 You see, we're Methodists.
哦，那太糟糕了。 Oh, that's too bad.
我不是说你是卫理公会教徒太糟糕了。 Oh, I don't mean it's too bad that you're a Methodist.
任何人都有权利做任何他们想做的事。 Anybody's got a right to be anything they want.
但我的意思是，我们是圣公会教徒。 But what I mean is, we're Episcopalians.
是的,我知道。 Yes, I know.
不管怎样，词是一样的。我们开始好吗? Anyway, the words are the same. Shall we begin?
现在。 Now.
♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬ [both begin playing ♪ ] [violin off key...]
哦亲爱的。怎么了? Oh dear. What's wrong?
我们再试一次好吗? Shall we try again?
♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬ [both begin playing ♪ ] [violin off key...]
这一定是我的错。不，是我的错。 It must be my fault. Oh no, it's my fault.
不，你是圣公会教徒。 No, you're the Episcopalian.
我刚想起来一件事!我父亲是圣公会教徒! I just remembered something! My father was an Episcopalian!
他受了圣公会教徒的洗礼! He was baptized an Episcopalian!
他和我母亲结婚之前一直是圣公会教徒。 He was an Episcopalian right up to the time he married my mother.
她是卫理公会教徒。哦…… She was the Methodist. Oh...
哦，那我们再试一次吧! Oh, well let's try it again then!
[重新开始演奏♬] [begin playing again ♪ ]
克拉伦斯, Well Clarence,
如果你要和我们一起去德尔莫尼科，你最好穿上衣服。 if you're going to Delmonico's with us, you'd better get dressed.
我也去吗?Jiminee ! Am I going too? Jiminee!
谢谢你,父亲。马上就好，妈妈。 Thank you, Father. Be ready in just a minute, Mother.
维尼，那位年轻女士看起来和你当年差不多大 Vinnie, that young lady looks about the same age you were
当我来欢乐谷救你的时候。 when I came out to Pleasantville to rescue you.
救我?嗯。 Rescue me? Ummm.
你出来是为了说服我嫁给你。 You came out there to talk me into marrying you.
结果还是一样的。 Well, It worked out just the same.
(用法语交谈) [conversing in French]
法国人。是的。 French. Oui.
没有比法国烹饪更好的了。 There's no cooking like the French.
克莱尔，你真是太好了，邀请柯拉和玛丽来参加他们的第一个晚上。 Clare, it was so nice of you to invite Cora and Mary here their first night.
很高兴见到你。 Well, it's been a pleasure.
戴先生，你一直都是圣公会教徒吗? Mr. Day, have you always been an Episcopalian?
是的，我一直都去圣公会教堂。 I've always gone to Episcopal Church, yes.
但你没受过卫理公会教徒的洗礼，对吧? But you weren't baptized a Methodist or anything, were you?
你受了圣公会的洗礼? You were baptized an Episcopalian?
仔细想想， Come to think of it,
我想我根本没受过洗礼。 I don't believe I was ever baptized at all.
克莱尔，拿这样的话题开玩笑，一点也不好笑。 Clare, that's not very funny, joking about a subject like that.
我不是在开玩笑。我现在记起来了。 I'm not joking. I remember now.
我从未受过洗礼。 I never was baptized.
克莱尔,这是荒谬的。每个人的洗礼。 Clare, that's ridiculous. Everybody's baptized.
好吧,我不是。 Well, I'm not.
没人会阻止一个小婴儿接受洗礼。 No one would keep a little baby from being baptized.
你知道的，父亲和母亲，都是思想自由的人。 Well, you know Father and Mother, free thinkers, both of them.
他们认为这些事情应该由孩子们自己决定。 They thought the children should decide those things for themselves.
但是克莱尔… But Clare...
我记得我十岁或十二岁的时候， I remember when I was ten or twelve years old,
妈妈说我应该考虑一下， Mother said I ought to give some thought to it,
但我一直没给自己做过。 but I never got around to having it done to me.
克莱尔!你知道你在说什么吗? Clare! Do you know what you're saying?
是的，我是说我从未受过洗礼。 Yes, I'm saying I've never been baptized.
那就得想办法了，马上。 Then something's got to be done about it, right away.
维尼，别无缘无故地激动。 Now Vinnie, don't get excited over nothing.
你为什么从没告诉过我? Why haven't you ever told me?
这有什么区别吗? Well what difference does it make?
我从没听说过没有受洗的人， I've never heard of anyone who wasn't baptized,
即使是最黑暗的非洲的野蛮人! even the savages in darkest Africa!
对野人和小孩来说没什么。 Well, it's alright for savages and children.
但如果我的案子有疏忽， But if an oversight was made in my case,
现在纠正已经太晚了! it's too late to correct it now!
[突然的雷声] [sudden clap of thunder]
如果你没有受洗，你就不是基督徒! Well, if you're not baptized, you're not a Christian!
为什么,混淆了!我当然是基督徒! Why, confound it! Of course I'm a Christian!
他也是一个虔诚的基督徒! A mighty good Christian too!
比那些在教堂里唱赞美诗的人更有基督徒气质。 A lot better Christian than those psalm-singers in church.
但如果你不受洗，你就不能受洗! But you can't be if you won't be baptized!
我不会受洗，我会成为基督徒。 I won't be baptized and I will be a Christian.
我要用我自己的方式做个基督徒! I'll be a Christian in my own way!
[突然的雷声] [sudden clap of thunder]
克莱尔，你不想在天堂见到我们吗? Clare, don't you want to meet us all in heaven?
当然了，我正准备这么做呢! Of course, and I'm going to!
但如果你不受洗礼，你就不能上天堂! But you can't go to heaven if you're not baptized!
哦，那是很多的福德罗! Oh, that's a lot of falderol!
克拉伦斯的一天!你别那样亵渎神灵! Clarence Day! Don't you blaspheme like that!
你明早去办公室之前得跟我一起去教堂 You're coming to church with me before you go to the office in the morning
然后就在那里受洗! and be baptized then and there!
维尼，别傻了! Vinnie, don't be ridiculous!
如果你认为我会站在那里，让劳埃德医生 If you think I'm going to stand there and let Dr. Lloyd
在我这个年纪往我身上泼水，你错了! splash water on me at my age, you are mistaken!
现在我困了。晚安,维尼。 Now I'm sleepy. Good night, Vinnie.
[突然的雷声] [sudden clap of thunder]
妈妈，什么是福德罗?继续睡觉吧。 Mother, what is falderol? Get back to sleep.
妈妈吗?是的,惠特尼? Mother? Yes, Whitney?
如果父亲没有受洗，他就没有名字! If Father hasn't been baptized, he hasn't any name!
在教堂的视线里，他没有名字。 In the sight of the church, he hasn't any name.
这是正确的! That's right!
也许我们还没结婚呢! Maybe we're not even married!
Oohhhh ! Oohhhh!
我们，你卑微的仆人，给你的最多 We, thine unworthy servants, do give thee most
衷心感谢您的恩惠 humble and hearty thanks for all thy goodness
并对我们和所有的人充满慈爱和仁慈。 and loving kindness to us and to all men.
我们为我们的创造祝福你， We bless thee for our creation,
保存，以及所有的 preservation, and all the
今生的祝福。但最重要的是, blessings of this life. But above all,
为了救赎中你那无价的爱 for thine inestimable love in the redemption
藉着我们的主耶稣基督， of the world by our Lord, Jesus Christ,
为了恩典的手段，为了荣耀的希望， for the means of grace, for the hope of glory,
我们恳求你，给我们新的感觉 and we beseech thee, give us that new sense
你的仁慈，我们的心… of all thy mercies, that our hearts may be...
(长祈祷跟上进展……哈伦，让克拉伦斯下跪。 [long prayer contines...] Harlan, tell Clarence to kneel.
惠特尼，让克拉伦斯下跪。 Whitney, tell Clarence to kneel.
约翰，让克拉伦斯下跪。 John, tell Clarence to kneel.
母亲说,跪。 Mother says, kneel.
我不能。 I can't.
他说他不能。 He says he can't.
(长长的祈祷终于结束)阿门。 [long prayer finally ends] Amen.
我主耶稣基督的恩典 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ
还有上帝的爱和 and the love of God and the Fellowship of
圣灵与我们众人永远同在。阿们。 the Holy Ghost be with us all evermore. Amen.
所以，我的朋友们，它给了我们多大的安慰和安全感 And so, my friends, what comfort and security it gives us
当我们到了懂得的年纪 when we have reached the age of understanding
知道洗礼的仪式 to know that the rite of baptism
在我们的幼年或青年时期没有被忽视。 has not been neglected in our infancy or youth.
你能想象一个男人吗 Can you imagine any man
谁已经达到了成熟的知识 who has reached maturity with the knowledge
他从未受过洗礼 that he had never been baptized
没能赶到圣器前 failing to hasten to the holy font
使他的灵魂可以得救。 that his soul might be saved?
就像洗礼室里说的， As it says in the baptismal office,
人若不是从水和圣灵生的、 "Except a man be born of water and of the spirit,
他不能进神的国。” he cannot enter into the kingdom of God."
就是信而受洗的人 "He that believeth and is baptized
必得救，不信的人必得救 shall be saved, but he that believeth not
必被定罪。” shall be damned."
那家伙在干什么?他不可能… What's that fellow up to? He can't be...
这也显示了我们收获的巨大利益… Which also shows us the great benefit we reap...
(大声布道继续……告诉父亲，嘘! [loud sermon continues...] Tell Father, Shhh!
告诉父亲,嘘! Tell Father, Shhh!
母亲说,嘘!(大声布道继续…] Mother says, Shhh! [loud sermon continues...]
因为这应许是给你和你的儿女的。 "For the promise is to you and to your children.
所以你们不要疑惑， Doubt ye not therefore,
但认真相信。” but earnestly believe."
以父与子之名 In the name of the Father and of the Son
和圣灵。阿们。 and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.
我是威廉·泰勒·维克山姆。 This is William Tyler Wickersham.
这位是Wilhemina Eugenia Wickersham。 And this is Wilhemina Eugenia Wickersham.
今天是他们受洗的好日子。 What a lovely day for them to be baptized.
这是我一生中最快乐的一天。 The happiest day in my life.
可爱的布道。谢谢你，戴太太。 Lovely sermon. Thank you, Mrs. Day.
克莱尔，你知道我没让劳埃德医生这么做。 Clare, you know I didn't ask Dr. Lloyd to do that.
你一定说了什么。 You must have said something.
我得从他那里知道我们是不是真的结婚了。 Well, I had to find out from him if we were really married.
我结婚了，但没有受洗。 I am married and I'm not baptized.
在我看来， And as far as I'm concerned,
整个教众都知道。 the whole congregation can know it.
他们现在肯定知道了。适合我。 They certainly know it now. That suits me.
我去教堂不是为了听人说教 I don't go to church to be preached at
就好像我是迷途的羔羊。 as though I were some lost sheep.
克莱尔，你似乎不明白教堂的作用。 Clare, you don't seem to understand what the church is for.
威尼，如果有一个地方教会不该去， Vinnie, if there's one place the church should leave alone,
这是一个人的灵魂! it's a man's soul!
他会受洗的，柯拉，记住我的话! Well, he's going to be baptized, Cora, you mark my word!
没有克莱尔，我上不了天堂。 I just couldn't go to heaven without Clare.
为什么，即使我去了俄亥俄州，我也为他感到寂寞! Why, I get lonesome for him even when I go to Ohio!
一个女人这么爱克莱尔这样的男人是很难的。 It's awfully hard on a woman to love a man like Clare so much.
哦，男人真让人恼火。 Oh, men are so aggravating.
他们认为一切都是理所当然的。他们肯定做的! They take everything for granted. They certainly do!
你知道，我不相信克莱尔会出来 You know, I don't believe Clare's come right out
跟我说我们结婚后他就爱我了。 and told me he loves me since we've been married.
我当然知道，因为我一直在提醒他。 Of course, I know he does because I keep reminding him of it.
你得不断提醒他们，柯拉。 You have to keep reminding them, Cora.
文尼，餐桌还没摆好。 Vinnie, the table isn't set for dinner yet.
我马上回来，柯拉。 I'll be back in a minute, Cora.
等柯拉和玛丽上了火车再吃。 We're having it after Cora and Mary go to the train.
他们的出租车一点钟来。 Their cab is coming at 1:00.
出租车吗?马车直接从门口经过。 Cab? The horse cars go right past the door.
但是克莱尔，他们有很重的袋子。 But Clare, they have those heavy bags.
打车就是浪费钱。 Cabs are a waste of money.
好吧，如果晚餐要推迟的话，我来处理这个月的账单。 Well, if dinner is going to be delayed, I'll work on this month's bills.
他们在哪儿?克莱尔，这不公平 Where are they? Now Clare, it isn't fair
当你饿的时候，看看家里的账目。 to go over the household accounts when you're hungry.
Vinnie，那些钞票呢? Vinnie, where are those bills?
它们在图书馆你的桌子上。 They're in the library on your desk.
我不知道晚饭要迟到了。 I didn't know dinner was going to be late.
这房子里没人跟我说过任何事。 Nobody ever tells me anything in this house.
回家的时候我总是骑自行车。我喜欢马。 Back home I ride all the time. I love horses.
马是我最喜欢的动物。 The horse is my favorite animal.
哦我的天哪。你们俩去哪儿了? Oh my goodness. Where have you two been?
克拉伦斯想带我去看他他祖父的房子。 Clarence wanted to show me his his grandfather's house.
你得赶快把行李打包好。 You will have to hurry and finish your packing.
不会花我太多时间的。 It won't take me long.
我能帮你打包吗?克拉伦斯! Can I help you pack? Clarence!
克拉伦斯，你今天为什么不去教堂下跪? Clarence, why didn't you kneel in church today?
我…我只是不能。 I... I just couldn't.
如果是因为你父亲不下跪，你一定要记住 If it's because your father doesn't kneel, you must remember
他从小就不会在教堂下跪。但你是。 he wasn't brought up to kneel in church. But you were.
这和玛丽有关吗?我知道她是卫理公会教徒。 Has it anything to do with Mary? I know she's a Methodist.
哦不,妈妈。拘泥形式的下跪。玛丽告诉我。 Oh no, Mother. Methodists kneel. Mary told me.
它们不怎么起起伏伏，但会停留更长时间。 They don't get up-and-down so much, but they stay down longer.
克拉伦斯，你想下跪，对吧? Clarence, you want to kneel, don't you?
哦,是的!今天我想下跪。 Oh yes! I wanted to kneel today.
我试着!你看到我努力了!但是…我只是不能。 I tried! You saw me try! But... I just couldn't.
你爸爸那套衣服是不是太紧了?不，不太紧。 Is that suit of your father's too tight for you? No, it's not too tight.
它是什么?妈妈，很奇怪的东西 What is it? Mother, very peculiar things
自从我开始穿这套衣服，我身上就发生了这样的事。 have happened to me since I started to wear this suit.
我似乎无法让这些衣服做父亲不愿做的事! I can't seem to make these clothes do anything Father wouldn't do!
这是无稽之谈,克拉伦斯。 That's nonsense, Clarence.
在教堂里不下跪是一种亵渎。 And not to kneel in church is a sacrilege.
让父亲的裤子下跪似乎更像是一种亵渎。 Making Father's trousers kneel seemed more of a sacrilege.
克拉伦斯!你知道发生了什么事吗 Clarence! Do you know what happened
昨晚在杜拉·韦克菲尔德为玛丽举办的派对上吗? at Dura Wakefield's party for Mary last night?
我们在玩抢椅子游戏 We were playing musical chairs
有个女孩突然坐到我腿上。 and some girl sat down suddenly right in my lap.
我跳得那么快，差点伤到她! Well I jumped up so fast she almost got hurt!
她正坐在爸爸的裤子上! She was sitting on Father's trousers!
妈妈，我得有一套自己的衣服! Well Mother, I've got to have a suit of my own!
我的灵魂和身体!那你得跟你父亲谈谈。 My soul and body! Well you'll just have to talk to your father about it.
我相信如果你用正确的方式接近他，巧妙地，他会明白的。 I'm sure if you approach him the right way, you know, tactfully, he'll see.
哦,对不起。亲切的!没花你多长时间。 Oh excuse me. Gracious! It didn't take you very long.
好吧，我来帮你搞定火车上的盒饭。 Well I'll see about your box lunch for the train.
记住,今天是星期天。 Remember, it's Sunday.
我…我想在你走之前我们能在一起待几分钟。 I... I was hoping we could have a few minutes together before you left.
柯拉有很多事要做，我想给她让开。 Cora had so much to do, I wanted to get out of her way.
你不是想见我吗? Well, didn't you want to see me?
我想告诉你我非常喜欢我们的……友谊。 I did want to tell you how much I've enjoyed our... friendship.
哦,你好。母亲叫我们坐在客厅里直到晚饭做好。 Oh hello. Mother told us to sit in the living room till dinner's ready.
不是在最好的沙发上!你好。你好。 Not on the best sofa! Hello. Hello.
你去过我们家的门廊吗?噢,是的。 Have you ever been out on our porch? Oh yes.
让我给你看看! Well let me show it to you!
在有孩子的家庭里长大是非常困难的。 It's awfully hard to grow up in a family with children.
天啊，我从没想过一周会过得这么快。 My, I've never known a week to pass so quickly.
为什么我……是吗? Why I... Yes?
你到斯普林菲尔德后会给我写信的，对吗? You're going to write me when you when you get to Springfield, aren't you?
当然，只要你先写信给我。 Of course, if you write me first.
但你会有东西可写， But you'll have something to write about,
你的旅行，朱蒂丝阿姨还有春田镇的情况。 your trip and aunt Judith and how things are in Springfield.
你一到那儿就给我写信。 You write me as soon as you get there.
(也许我会太忙。)也许我没有时间。 Maybe I'll be too busy. Maybe I won't have time.
好吧，你有时间!我们不要在那件事上胡闹了! Well, you find the time! Let's not have any nonsense about that!
你先给我写信，第一天就马上写。 You'll write me first, and you'll do it right away, the first day.
你怎么知道我会听你的命令? How do you know I'll take orders from you?
好吧，我来告诉你!把手给我! Well I'll show you! Give me your hand!
我为什么要呢?把你的手给我，该死的! Why should I? Give me your hand, confound it!
你为什么想要…我的手吗? Why do you want... my hand?
我只是想要。(叹息) I just wanted it. [sighs]
你在想什么?我只是在想。 What are you thinking about? I was just thinking.
关于什么? About what?
我希望你能先给我写信，因为那意味着你喜欢我。 I was hoping you'd write me first because that would mean you liked me.
我的写作和喜欢你有什么关系? What's my writing first got to do with liking you?
这么说你喜欢我了?我当然知道。 You do like me then? Of course I do.
我喜欢你胜过我遇到的任何女孩! I like you better than any girl I ever met!
但你不喜欢我先写吗? But you don't like me well enough to write first?
我不明白一件事和另一件事有什么关系! Well I don't see how one thing's got anything to do with the other!
但是女孩子不能先写，因为……因为她是个女孩! But a girl can't write first because... because she's a girl!
这是胡说八道! Well that's nonsense!
如果一个女孩有东西可写，而一个男人没有， if a girl has something to write about and a fellow hasn't,
没有理由不让她先写。 there's no reason why she shouldn't write first.
我来的头三天，你愿意为我做任何事! You know, the first three days I was here, you'd do anything for me!
然后你就变了!你以前很有趣的。 And then you changed! You used to be a lot of fun.
然后突然间，你就变成了一个酒鬼。 Then all of a sudden, you turned into an old sobersides.
为什么…为什么你穿得像个老酒鬼! Why... why you even dress like an old sobersides!
有什么事吗?我只是碰巧想起一件事。 What's the matter? I just happened to remember something.
什么?哦,我知道。 What? Oh, I know.
因为这是我们最后一次在一起。 It's because this is the last time we'll be together.
玛丽!拜托!但克拉伦斯, Mary! Please! But Clarence,
一个月后我回来时我们再见面。 we'll see each other in a month when I come back.
哦，克拉伦斯，请先写信给我 Oh Clarence, please write me first
因为这会让我知道你有多喜欢我。 because that will show me how much you like me.
Pleeeeeease吗? Pleeeeeease?
我会让你知道我有多喜欢你…… I'll show you how much I like you...
起来!起来!喔!喔! Get up! Get up! Ohhhh! Ohhhh!
哦，玛丽，别这样，求你了，别这样! Oh Mary, don't do that Please, don't do that!
现在你会认为我只是一个胆大妄为的女孩! Now you will think i'm just a bold and forward girl!
噢,不!不，不是那样的! Oh no! No, it's not that!
是因为今天是星期天吗? Was it because it's Sunday?
不，哪天都一样。 No, it'd be the same any day.
哦!你只是不想让我坐在你腿上! Oh! You just didn't want me sitting on your lap!
哦，你这么做真是太好了! Oh, it was nice of you to do it!
是我的好意吗?所以你叫我起来! It was nice of me? So you told me to get up!
你就是不忍心让我坐在那儿! You just couldnt bear to have me sit there!
哦，你不必先写信给我! Oh and you needn't write me first!
你根本不必给我写信! You neeedn't write me any letters at at all!
因为我不会撕开它们! Because I will tear them up without opening them!
我再也不想见到你! I never want to see you again!
哦,玛丽!玛丽，听我说!玛丽!拜托!哦,玛丽…… Oh Mary! Mary, listen to me! Mary! Please! Oh Mary...
[shreiking} Ohhhhhh ! [shreiking} Ohhhhhh!
克拉伦斯! Clarence!
是的父亲吗? Yes Father?
那位小姐在哭!她在流泪。 That young lady's crying! She's in tears.
这是什么意思? What's the meaning of this?
对不起,父亲。都是我的错。 I'm sorry, Father. It's all my fault.
胡说!那女孩想对你做什么? Nonsense! What's that girl trying to do to you?
不不…她不是……这是……我…我… No no... she wasn't... It was... I... I...
好!克拉伦斯，不管你们在吵什么， Well! Whatever the quarrel was about, Clarence,
我很高兴你坚持住了! I'm glad you held your own!
爸爸，我得有一套新衣服了! Father, I have to have a new suit of clothes!
你得把钱给我! You've got to give me the money for it!
年轻人!你知道你是在跟你父亲说话吗? Young man! Do you realize that you're addressing your father?
对不起,父亲。我道歉。 I'm sorry, Father. I apologize.
但你不知道这对我有多重要。 But you don't know how important this is to me.
衣服是如此重要…… A new suit of clothes clothes is so impor...
哦为什么… Oh why should...
克拉伦斯知道你想要一套新衣服 Clarence has your need for a new suit of clothes
和那位年轻女士有什么关系吗? anything to do with that young lady?
是的父亲。 Yes Father.
为什么,克拉伦斯! Why, Clarence!
啊，这真使我大吃一惊! Why, this comes as quite a shock to me!
什么,爸爸? What does, Father?
你太…成熟的! Well, you're being so... grown-up!
尽管如此，我还是应该知道， Still, I might have known,
如果你今年秋天要上大学…… if you are going to college this fall...
是啊，你已经到了见女孩的年纪了。 Yes, you're at the age when you'll be meeting girls.
克拉伦斯，有些关于女人的事我觉得你应该知道。 Clarence, there are things about women that I think you ought to know.
坐下来。 Sit down.
是的，我觉得还是我亲口告诉你比较好 Yes, I think it's better for you to hear this from me
而不是自己去学习。 than to have to learn it for yourself.
克拉伦斯，女人不像你想的那样是天使。 Clarence, women aren't the angels that you think they are.
首先，我来解释一下。 Well now, first let me explain this to you.
你看，克拉伦斯，我们男人必须统治这个世界。 You see, Clarence, we men have to run this world.
这不是一件容易的事。这需要努力，需要思考。 And it's not an easy job. It takes work and it takes thinking.
一个人必须通过推理来解决问题。 A man has to reason things out.
现在你娶了一个女人。一个女人认为…… Now you take a woman. A woman thinks...
不，我错了!女人根本不思考! No, I'm wrong right there! A woman doesn't think at all!
她被激怒了! She gets stirred up!
她会因为最令人困惑的事情而激动! And she gets stirred up over the most confounded things!
现在我像爱任何男人一样爱我的妻子。 Now I love my wife just as much as any man.
但这并不意味着我应该支持很多法德罗! But that doesn't mean that I should stand for a lot of falderol!
我对天发誓，我不会容忍这种事的!代表什么，父亲? By God, I won't stand for it! Stand for what, Father?
这是我决不屈服的一件事! That's the one thing I shall not submit myself to!
克拉伦斯，如果一个人认为某件事是错的，他就不该这么做! Clarence, if a man thinks a certain thing is wrong, he shouldn't do it!
如果他认为那是对的，他就应该去做! If he thinks it's right, he should do it!
这和他爱不爱他的妻子毫无关系! Now, that has nothing to do with whether he loves his wife or not!
谁说有，父亲?他们做的! Who says it has, Father? They do!
谁,先生?女人! Who, sir? Women!
他们会被激怒，然后他们也会试图激怒你! They get stirred up and then they try to get you stirred up too!
但别让他们得逞，克拉伦斯!别让他们这么做! But don't you let them do it, Clarence! Don't you let them do it!
现在，如果你能在论证中保持理性和逻辑， Now, if you can keep reason and logic in the argument,
当然，男人是能守住自己的。 well, a man can hold his own, of course.
但如果他们能把你换掉 But if they can switch you,
很快，争论就变成了你是否爱他们! pretty soon the argument's about whether you love them or not!
我发誓，我不知道他们是怎么做到的， I swear, I don't know how they do it,
但别让他们得逞，克拉伦斯。别让他们得逞! but don't you let them, Clarence. Don't you let them!
我明白你的意思了，神父。如果你不注意自己 I see what you mean so far, Father. If you don't watch yourself,
爱情可以让你做很多不想做的事。 love can make you do a lot of things you don't want to do.
完全正确!但如果你小心点 Exactly! But if you do watch out
知道如何和女人相处…你会没事的! and know just how to handle women... Then you'll be all right!
一个人要做的就是要坚定! All a man has to do is be firm!
你知道有时候我必须对你妈妈严格要求。 You know how sometimes I have to be firm with your mother.
是的。但是父亲，他们哭的时候你能怎么办? Yes. But Father, what can you do when they cry?
嗯,好啊……这是一个相当大的问题。 Hmmm, well ahh... that's quite a question.
你只需要让他们明白你这么做是为了他们好。 You just have to make them understand that what you're doing is for their good.
我明白了。克拉伦斯，你很了解女人。 I see. Now, Clarence, you know all about women.
但父亲……是的克拉伦斯? But Father... Yes Clarence?
我以为你要告诉我… I thought you were going to tell me about...
关于什么?对女人! About what? About women!
克拉伦斯，有些事是绅士不应该讨论的! Clarence, there are some things gentlemen don't discuss!
你想知道的我都告诉你了。 I've told you all you need to know.
你要记住的是:要坚定。 The thing for you to remember is: be firm.
玛丽，当你到了春田镇，你做的第一件事… Mary, when you get to Springfield, the very first thing you...
哦,上帝! Oh God!
怎么了，克莱尔?怎么了? What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong?
坐下来,维尼。哦，克莱尔，科拉和玛丽 Sit down, Vinnie. Oh Clare, Cora and Mary are
现在随时都可能离开……坐下来。 leaving any moment now... Sit down.
维尼，你知道我喜欢好好生活， Vinnie, you know I like to live well,
我希望我的家人过得好。 and I want my family to live well.
但这房子必须以生意为基础来经营! But this house must be run on a business basis!
我必须知道我花了多少钱，为什么要花! I must know how much money I'm spending and what for!
比如，如果你还记得， For instance, if you recall,
一周前我给了你6美元买个新咖啡壶。 a week ago I gave you $6.00 to buy a new coffee pot.
是的，因为你把旧的弄坏了!你把它扔在地上了! Yes, because you broke the old one! You threw it right on the floor!
我不是在说那个。 I'm not talking about that.
现在我发现在我的…打破那个漂亮的咖啡壶真是太可惜了， Now I find here among my... It was a pity to break that nice coffee pot,
克莱尔，这是从法国进口的。 Clare, it was imported from France.
那个小商店已经不再卖了。 and that little shop has stopped selling them.
但那是什么…他们说关税不允许他们这么做。 But what has that... They said the tariff wouldn't let them.
这是你的错，因为你总是投票支持提高关税。 And that's your fault because you're always voting to raise the tariff.
关税保护美国不受外国廉价劳动力的影响。 The tariff protects America against cheap foreign labor.
现在这个法案… Now this bill...
关税除了提高价格没有别的作用 The tariff does nothing but put up the prices
这对每个人来说都很艰难，尤其是农民。 and that's hard on everybody especially the farmer.
维尼，我向上帝祈祷你不要谈论事情 Vinnie, I wish to heaven you wouldn't talk about matters
你什么都不知道!我也很了解他们! you don't know anything about! I do too know about them!
奎利格小姐说，每个聪明的女人都应该对…… Miss Guelig says that every intelligent woman should have some opinion about...
请问奎利格小姐是谁? Who may I ask is Miss Guelig?
她是时事评论员。我跟你说过。 She's the current events woman. I told you about.
每周二的票价是1美元。 And the tickets are $1 every Tuesday.
你是想告诉我一群无所事事的女人吗 Do you mean to tell me that a pack of idle minded females
每人付1美元，就可以听另一个女木槌讲述当天的事件! pay $1 apiece to hear another female gavel about the events of the day!?
如果你想知道今天发生了什么，就听我说! Listen to me if you want to know anything about the events of the day!
但是你就这么兴奋吗，克莱尔! But do you get so excited, Clare!
而且，奎利格小姐说我们的总统， And besides, Miss Guelig says that our president,
你总是轻视的那个人，向上帝祈祷，寻求指引。 whom you're always belittling, prays to God for guidance.
维尼，那6美元怎么了?6.00美元是什么? Vinnie, what happened to that $6.00? What $6.00?
我给了你6美元买个新咖啡壶。 I gave you $6.00 to buy a new coffee pot.
现在我发现你在路易斯和康格斯有一个 Now I find that you apparently got one at Lewis and Congers
并被指控它!这是他们的账单。 and charged it! Here's their bill.
一个咖啡壶- $5.00。 One coffee pot - $5.00.
所以你欠我一美元!你可以马上交出来! So you owe me a dollar! And you can hand it right over!
我不会做这种事的! I'll do nothing of the kind!
你把那6美元怎么了? What did you do with that $6.00?
克莱尔，我现在不能告诉你，亲爱的。 Well Clare, I can't tell you now, dear.
你当时为什么不问我? Why didn't you ask me at the time?
我放弃!等一下! I give up! Wait a minute!
我花了4.5美元买那把新伞。 I spent $4.50 for that new umbrella.
现在我们有进展了!一把伞——4.50美元。 Now we're getting somewhere! One umbrella - $4.50.
那一定是在我付托宾太太两天洗衣费的那个星期。 And that must have been in the week I paid Mrs. Tobin for two extra days washing.
托宾太太…… Mrs. Tobin...
Tthat的2美元。使…构成……6.50美元。 Tthat's $2 more. that makes... that makes up... $6.50.
你还欠我50美分!我不欠你什么! And that's another 50¢ you owe me! I don't owe you anything!
你欠我的是我的钱去哪了的解释! What you owe me is an explanation of where my money is gone!
我尽量减少开支。 I do the best I can to keep down expenses.
你自己也知道，菲比表哥花的钱是我们的两倍。 You know yourself, Cousin Phoebe spends twice as much as we do.
别跟我提你表妹菲比! Don't talk to me about your cousin Phoebe!
你自己的亲戚说得够多了! You talk about your own relatives enough!
这不公平，维尼。 That's not fair, Vinnie.
当我谈论我的亲戚时，我批评他们! When I talk about my relatives, I criticize them!
我甚至不能说菲比表哥! I can't even speak of Cousin Phoebe!
你想怎么说她都行。 You can speak of her all you want to.
但我不会有表妹菲比或其他人 But I won't have Cousin Phoebe or anyone else
指挥我如何管理我的家! dictating to me how to run my house!
我对她的口授只字未提。 I didn't say a word about her dictating.
克莱尔，你知道她不是…你说……你说…… Clare, you know she isn't that... You said... You said...
我不知道你现在说了什么! I don't know what you said now!
你从来就没说到点子上! You never stick to the point!
现在，我们要逐项检查这本账簿。 Now, we're going over this account book - item by item.
我找到一张38美元的账单。 I find here a bill for $38.
我不知道你对我有什么期望。 I don't know what you expect of me.
我整天在楼梯上跑上跑下，把自己累坏了， I tire myself out chasing up and down those stairs all day long,
试着照顾你的舒适，抚育我们的孩子… trying to look after your comfort, to bring up our children...
我负责修理和销售。 I do the mending and the marketing.
现在你又想让我成为一个记账专家! Now you want me to be an expert book keeper too!
维尼，我想讲道理。但是… Vinnie, I want to be reasonable. But...
你不能理解吗?我这么做都是为了你好。 Can't you understand? I'm doing all this for your own good.
好吧，我想我得继续付账单了 Well, I suppose I'll have to go ahead just paying the bills
希望我银行里有足够的钱来见他们。 and hoping I've got enough money in the bank to meet them.
但这一切都很令人沮丧。我会努力做得更好的，克莱尔。 But it's all very discouraging. I'll try to do better, Clare.
这就是我的要求。 Well, that's all I'm asking.
好吧，我来开支票并签字。 Well, I'll it make out the checks and sign them.
但是…也许我没有权利签这些支票 But... maybe I haven't any right to sign those checks
因为在主的眼中，我没有名字! since in the sight of the Lord I haven't any name!
这是正确的!克莱尔，为了兑现支票， That's right! Clare, to make those checks good,
你必须接受洗礼……马上。 you'll have to be baptized... right away.
维尼，银行才不管我有没有受洗。 Vinnie, the bank doesn't care whether I've been baptized or not.
好吧,我在乎!不管劳埃德医生怎么说， Well, I care! And no matter what Dr. Lloyd said,
我不确定我们是不是真的结婚了。 I'm not sure we're really married.
维尼，我们有四个孩子! Vinnie, we have four children!
如果我们现在不结婚，以后也不会了! If we're not married now, we never will be!
克莱尔，劳埃德医生今早说…啊，就是这样，维尼。 Clare, Dr. Lloyd said this morning... Ahh, that's all, Vinnie.
我想你最好去告诉惠特妮，让她等车。 Uhh, I think you better go tell Whitney to watch for the cab.
你先给我1。5美元。1.50美元是什么? Not before you give me that $1.50. What $1.50?
你欠我的1.5美元!我不欠你1块5 ! That $1.50 you owe me! I don't owe you any $1.50!
我给你钱让你给我买咖啡壶， I gave you money to buy a coffee pot for me,
不知怎么，它变成了你的雨伞! and somehow it turned into an umbrella for you!
为什么,克拉伦斯的一天!你是什么样的人? Why, Clarence Day! What kind of man are you?
当你不朽的灵魂处于危险之中，你还在为1.5美元讨价还价! Quibbling about $1.50 when your immortal soul is in danger!
更重要的是……好吧!好吧!好吧! And what's more... All right! All right! All right!
谢谢你,克莱尔。 Thank you, Clare.
现在账目又全清了! Now the accounts are all straight again!
你在下面做什么? What were you doing down there?
我在安装新的防盗报警器。我自己发明的。 I'm setting up this new burglar alarm. I invented it myself.
你有钱借我吗? Have you got any money you can lend me?
不，你现在欠我30美分。 No, you owe me 30¢ now.
好吧，我把我收集的邮票给你 Well, I'll give you my stamp collection
还有约翰·威尔克斯·布思的断指。 and my piece of John Wilkes Booth's finger.
多少钱?足够买套新衣服了。 How much? Enough to get a new suit of clothes.
如果你能等一个月等华盛顿专利局的消息， If you can wait a month till I hear from the Patent Office in Washington,
我可能很有钱!我不能等那么久! I may be rich! I can't wait that long!
也许我可以早点拿到。 Maybe I could get it sooner.
我明天要去调查别的事。 I'm gonna look into something else tomorow.
想要的。一个精力充沛的年轻人出售家庭必需品。 Wanted. An energetic young man to sell household necessity.
自由的委员会。应用312…约翰，把这份工作给我吧! Liberal commission. Apply 312... John, let me have this job!
我为什么要把工作给你?他们很难得到! Why should I give you my job? They're hard to get!
我得买套新衣服。 I've got to get a new suit of clothes.
也许我能给我们俩都找份工作。 Maybe I could get the job for both of us.
我去问问那个人。 I'll ask the man.
马车来了，神父。谢谢你，惠特尼。 The cab's here, Father. Oh, thank you, Whitney.
维尼!Corra !出租车在这里! Vinnie! Corra! The cab's here!
约翰，上去拿他们的包。是的,先生。 Uhh, John, go up and get their bags. Yes sir.
先生，这是火车上的午餐。 Here's the lunch for the train, sir.
好吧，拿去出租车上。 Well, take it out to the cab.
那个人是谁?这是艾伦。迪莉娅昨天离开。 Who's that one? It's Ellen. Delia left yesterday.
我不知道你妈妈在哪找到的。 I don't know where your mother finds them.
维尼，别让克莱尔来操心我们。 Now Vinnie, don't you let Clare worry about us.
我们有足够的时间。 We have plenty of time.
把包拿出去，约翰。是的,先生。 Ah, take the bags right on out, John. Yes sir.
好吧,再见,克拉伦斯。见到你真是太好了。 Well goodbye, Clarence. It was so nice to see you.
再见,堂兄柯拉。 Goodbye, Cousin Cora.
再见,惠特尼。现在你要乖乖的。 Goodbye, Whitney. Now you be a good boy.
再见,堂兄柯拉。再见,哈伦。 Goodbye, Cousin Cora. Goodbye, Harlan.
再见。别胡闹了。 Goodbye. Keep out of mischief.
走吧,每一个人。别让出租车久等了。 Come along, everybody. Don't keep the cab waiting.
出租车费用的钱。 Cabs cost money.
如果有一件事是戴先生不能忍受的，那就是让出租车一直等着他。 If there's one thing Mr. Day can't stand, it's to keep a cab waiting.
如果还有什么可等的 If there's any waiting to do,
中央车站有个候车室专门为这个服务。 there's a waiting room at the Grand Central Depot just for that.
玛丽，你都不准备和我握手吗? Mary, aren't you even going to shake hands with me?
我想我不太好。 I don't think I'd better.
你应该记得，当我离你太近的时候，你会觉得受到了污染。 You may remember, that when I get too close to you, you feel contaminated.
玛丽，你打算给我写信，是吗? Mary, you're going to write to me, aren't you?
你要先写吗?不,玛丽。 Are you going to write first? No, Mary.
有时人必须坚定。 There are times when a man must be firm.
玛丽，妈妈说你最好快点出去 Mary, Mother says you better hurry out
在父亲开始大喊大叫之前。它是星期天。 before Father starts yelling. It's Sunday.
再见,约翰。 Goodbye, John.
我很高兴认识了你。 I'm very happy to have made YOUR acquaintance.
谢谢你！ Thank you!
我能为您效劳吗?不了,谢谢。 May I help you? No, thank you.
照顾好自己。 Take care of yourself.
再见,先生。再见,玛丽。 Goodbye, Mr. Day. Goodbye, Mary.
我过得很愉快。再见。 I've had a wonderful time. Bye bye.
再见,表哥克莱尔。再见,科拉。 Goodbye, Cousin Clare. Goodbye, Cora.
亲爱的玛丽…… Dear Mary...
我对邻居的责任是像爱自己一样爱他 My duty toward my neighbor is to love him as myself
我愿意人怎样待我，也要怎样待众人。 and to do to all men as I would they should do unto me.
父亲去办公室了吗? Has Father gone to the office yet?
来吧，我们到球场去。 Come on, let's go to the ball field.
约翰回来之前，我得守着这个箱子。 I've got to guard this box till John comes back.
这是他的防盗警报器。 It's his burglar alarm.
行不通，所以他修好了。 It wouldn't work, so he fixed it.
我们要把它放回餐厅 We're going to put it back in the dining room
爸爸去上班后。附近有窃贼吗? after Father goes to the office. Are there burglars around?
无处不在!哦…… Everywhere! Oh...
…爱我的父母，尊敬他们，帮助他们。 ...to love, honor, and succor my father and my mother.
你为什么要学这个? Why do you have to learn that?
因为如果我不这么做，我会下地狱! Because if I don't, I'll go to hell!
父亲要下地狱了!他不是! Father's going to hell! He is not!
是的，他是，因为他没有受洗! Yes he is, because he isn't baptized!
他会下地狱，被烧死一千年! He'll go to hell and burn for a thousand years!
他不会!他不会! He won't! He won't!
他会被扔进硫磺火湖里! He'll be in a lake of fire and brimstone!
成千上万的恶魔将拿着干草叉刺向他! And a thousand devils with pitchforks will be poking at him!
不!不!妈妈不让……爸爸会听见的! No! No! Mother dont' let... Father will hear you!
哦，来吧，你们忠实的，快乐的，胜利的。♪ [singing loudly:] ♪ Oh come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant. ♪
别闷死我!哦，来吧，所有忠实的人……♪ Don't smother me! ♪ Oh come, all ye faithful... ♪
那是什么声音?只是唱歌,爸爸。 What's that noise? Just singing, Father.
孩子们，安静点!你知道你妈妈不舒服。 You boys, be quiet! You know your mother isn't feeling well.
是的,父亲。 Yes, Father.
你妈妈说了什么? What did your mother say?
她说她不想吃早餐。 She says she doesn't want any breakfast.
你妈妈为什么要这样对我? Now, why does your mother do that to me?
她知道她不来吃早餐只会让我一天都不开心。 She knows that it just upsets my day when she doesn't come down to breakfast.
是快递，先生，谢谢。 A special delivery, sir. Thank you.
约翰今天早上在哪儿? Where's John this morning?
约翰很早就吃过早饭了，爸爸，然后出去办点事。 John had his breakfast early, Father, and went out to see about something.
看到什么? See about what?
嗯，约翰和我想这个夏天我们要工作，挣些钱。 Well, John and I thought we'd work this summer and earn some money.
好!工作从来不会伤害任何人。这对他们有好处。 Good! Work never hurt anyone. It's good for them.
但如果你要工作，那就努力工作。 But if you're going to work, work hard.
所罗门王对工作的看法是正确的。 King Solomon had the right idea about work.
所罗门说:“你手所当作的事，随你狗的便吧!” "Whatever thy hand findeth to do," Solomon said, "Do thy doggonedest!"
我一点也不明白。 Hmm, well I don't understand this at all.
这是一封来自一个我从未听说过的女人的信! Here's a letter from some woman I never even heard of!
哦爸爸…哦,上帝! Oh Father... Oh God!
什么事，父亲? What is it, Father?
这个女人说她坐在我腿上 This woman claims that she sat on my lap
而且我不喜欢!哈! and that I didn't like it! Huh!
这个词是什么? What's that word?
不，是下面那只! No, that one down there!
它看起来像“好奇”。 It looks like "curiosity".
哦……“我只是出于好奇才拆开你的信的。” Oh... "I only opened your letter as a matter of curiosity."
哈!是的,继续! Huh! Yes, go on!
哎呀，越来越糟了! Why, this gets worse and worse!
就变成了一堆伤感的情话! It just turns into a lot of sentimental lovey-dovey mush!
哈!如果这是某人恶作剧的想法…… Ha! If this is someone's idea of a practical joke...
怎么了，克莱尔?怎么了? What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong?
没有什么错的。只是一封愚蠢的信。 Nothing wrong. Just a fool letter.
你感觉怎么样，维尼?我以为你需要我。 How are you feeling, Vinnie? I thought you needed me.
如果你不去，我就回去睡觉。 If you don't, I'll go back to bed.
不不不!坐下来吃点东西。 On, no no no! Come sit down and get some food in you.
这对你有好处。增强你的力量。 It'll do you good. Build up your strength.
在这里,在这里。坐下来。坐下来。 Here, here. Sit down. Sit down.
这里呃…这个人叫什么名字?诺拉。 Here uh... What's this one's name? Nora.
诺拉，给戴太太买点熏肉和鸡蛋。 Nora, get Mrs. Day some bacon and eggs.
不,诺拉。给我端杯茶到我的房间去。 No, Nora. Bring me a cup of tea up to my room.
是的,女士。 Yes ma'am.
Vinnie，向疾病屈服太软弱了! Oh Vinnie, it's just weak to give in to an ailment!
我注意到，当你头疼的时候，你会大叫、呻吟和咒骂。 I notice when you have a headache, you yell and groan and swearing enough.
好吧，这是为了证明我的头痛比它强大! Well, that's to prove to the headache that I am stronger than it is!
我想我感染了某种细菌。 I think I've caught some kind of germ.
我的一些朋友不得不派人去请医生。 Some of my friends have had to send for the doctor.
一个医生! ?哦,胡说! A doctor!? Oh poppycock!
但是亲爱的克莱尔，当人们生病的时候，你必须做点什么! But Clare dear, when people are ill, you have to do something!
你当然得做点什么! Certainly you have to do something!
使他们振作起来!这是治愈它们的方法。 Cheer them up! That's the way to cure them.
你要怎么让他们高兴起来? How would you go about cheering them up?
我吗?我会对他们说“呸!”【维尼哭…] I? Well I'd tell them "Bah!" [Vinnie crying...]
我又做了什么?哦……哦，克莱尔，别说了! Well, what have I done now? Oh... Oh Clare, hush up!
维尼，我不是故意让你不高兴的。 Vinnie, I didn't mean to upset you.
“亲爱的克拉伦斯……” "Dear Clarence..."
我…我只是想帮你。 I... I was just trying to help you.
知道吗，当你上床睡觉的时候， You know, when you take your bed,
我在这里过得很孤独。 I have a confounded lonely time around here.
所以当我看到你觉得不舒服的时候， So when I see you getting into your head that you're not feeling well,
我想做点什么。 I want to do something about it.
就因为你的一些朋友已经屈服了， Just because some of your friends have given into this,
你没有理由想象自己生病了。 is no reason why you should imagine you're ill.
克莱尔,停止!滚出这间房子，回你的办公室去。 Clare, stop! Get out of this house and go to your office.
你被录用了吗? Did you get the job?
是的，为了我们俩!看，我带着呢! Yes, for both of us! Look, I've got with me!
它是什么?药! What is it? Medicine!
药吗?你给我们找了份卖药的工作? Medicine? You took a job for us to go out and sell medicine?
但这是一剂良药。看看它能治愈什么… But it's wonderful medicine. Look what it cures...
"治感冒，咳嗽，粘膜炎，哮喘， "A sovereign cure for colds, coughs, catarrh, asthma,
呕吐，喉咙痛，消化不良，夏季不适， quinsy, and sore throat, poor digestion, summer complaint,
绞痛，消化不良，烧心，呼吸短促， colic, dyspepsia, heartburn, and shortness of breath,
腰痛，风湿病，心脏病，头晕，妇女的抱怨， lumbago, rheumatism, heart disease, giddiness, and women's complaints,
神经衰弱，圣维图斯舞，黄疸病，流行性感冒，骄傲的肉体， nervous prostration, St. Vitus dance, jaundice, la grippe, proud flesh,
红眼病，晕船，还有粉刺。” pink eye, sea sickness, and pimples."
这是用只有巴特利特医生知道的秘密配方制成的。 It's made from a secret formula known only to Dr. Bartlett.
我们每卖出一瓶酒可以得到25美分的佣金! We get 25¢ cents commission on every bottle we sell!
他要把整个曼哈顿都给我们! And he's giving us the territory of all Manhattan Island!
很多父母的朋友都有这种病。 Well, lots of Father's and Mother's friends have some of those diseases.
让我们从向他们提问开始。 Let's start out by calling on them.
是的。哦……如果他们问我们是否在家里用呢? Yes. Oh... What if they ask us if we use it at our house?
哦，是的，如果我们能说我们做了会更好。 Oh yes, it would be better if we could say we did.
原谅我。哦，那是戴太太的茶吗? Excuse me. Oh, is that the tea for Mrs. Day?
是的。哦，我把它拿给她。 Yes. Oh, I'll take it up to her.
谢谢你！现在就去，趁着天气热。 Thank you. Right away now, while it's hot.
妈妈怎么了? What's the matter with Mother?
我不知道。她只是在抱怨。 I don't know. She was just complaining.
说!这上面说它对女性投诉有好处!在这里…… Say! It says here it's good for women's complaints! Here...
是的，先生，切萨皮克和俄亥俄州，八分之一。纽约中心:四分之三。 Yes sir, Chesapeake and Ohio: an eighth. New York Central: three quarters.
我想找戴先生谈谈莫里斯和埃塞克斯银行的存款。 I'd like to see Mr. Day about those Morris and Essex deposits.
他今天上午很忙。你得等等。 He's very busy this morning. You'll have to wait.
父亲在哪儿? Where's Father?
喂，惠特妮少爷，你是来拜访我们的吗? Well, Master Whitney, have you come to pay us a visit?
父亲在哪儿?他在办公室忙着接待一位顾客。 Where's Father? He's busy in his office with a customer.
惠特尼大师! Master Whitney!
本公司的戴先生是…… Mr. Day, the president of the firm is...
爸爸，你必须马上回家! Father, you have to come home right away!
这是什么意思? What's the meaning of this?
谁派你来的?你的母亲吗? Who sent you down here? Your mother?
不，先生，妈妈病了。她病得很严重。 No sir. Mother's ill. She's terribly ill.
医生让你来找我的吗?不，先生，是玛格丽特。 Did the doctor sent you for me? No sir. It was Margaret.
玛格丽特? Margaret?
玛格丽特叫你马上回家，不许胡闹! Margaret says you're to come home right away, and no nonsense!
珀金斯，下去拦下第一辆车。 Perkins, go down and stop the first cab you see.
一辆出租车吗,先生? ?戴先生，您呢?? A cab, sir?? For you, Mr. Day??
是的，我要出租车，别胡闹了! Yes, I want a cab and no nonsense!
对不起，霍普金斯先生。 I'm sorry, Mr. Hopkins.
讨厌你!你不能再快一点吗? Confound you! Can't you go any faster?
好了，先生，快点! All right, sir. Gid-up!
Gid-up那里!你听到我!Gid-up ! Gid-up there! You hear me! Gid-up!
哦,医生。戴太太好吗?她是个病得很重的女人。 Oh doctor. How is Mrs. Day? She's a pretty sick woman.
她怎么了? Well what's wrong with her?
嗯，你知道吗?还是你不? Well, do you know? Or don't you?
戴太太今天早餐吃了什么? What did Mrs. Day have for breakfast this morning?
不是一个东西!我试着让她吃点东西，但她不吃。 Not a thing! I tried to get her to eat something, but she wouldn't.
我不明白。理解什么? I can't understand it. Understand what?
剧烈的恶心发作。她就像中毒了一样。 These violent attacks of nausea. It's almost as though she were poisoned.
毒吗?让我搭你的车吧。 Poisoned? Let me take your cab.
我尽量不离开超过10到15分钟。 I'll try not to be gone more than 10 to 15 minutes.
戴先生，你不准进她的房间! And Mr. Day you are not to go into her room!
你最好把她治好!马上!否则我会告诉你的! You'd better get her well! Right away! Or you'll hear from me!
在27街向西拐。Gid-up。Gid-up。 Turn west on 27th Street. Gid-up. Gid-up.
妈妈怎么样?我不知道吗? How is Mother? I don't know?
她最好是病怏怏的好人不然我把他带到这里来，父亲会生气的。 Well she better be good and sick or Father may be mad at me for getting him up here.
尤其是在出租车里。 Especially in a cab.
你父亲来了吗?是的,刚才! Has your father come? Yes, just now!
你要去哪儿，玛格丽特?我得去找部长。 Where are you going, Margaret? I have to go for the minister.
我猜牧师是来给神父施洗的这样他就不用下地狱了。 I guess the minister's coming to baptize Father so he won't have to go to hell.
他不能在房子里受洗。你必须有水。 He can't be baptized in a house. You've got to have water.
我们有很多水!不是正确的类型。 We have lots of water! Not the right kind.
妈妈好点了吗，爸爸?我怎么知道呢? Is Mother better, Father? How can I tell?
她不让我和她一起进房间。 She wouldn't let me in the room with her.
这些该死的医生从来不知道别人得了什么病! These confounded doctors never know what's the matter with anybody!
父亲吗?是吗? Father? Yes?
妈妈会好起来的，是吗? Mother's going to get well, isn't she?
她当然会好起来的。 Of course she's going to get well.
父亲，我们可以进来吗?没有母亲是孤独的。 Father, may we come in? It's lonesome without Mother.
是的，哈兰。这是寂寞的。进来,男孩。 Yes, it is, Harlan. It's lonesome. Come in, boys.
你在干什么，哈兰?没什么，他们不让我上楼。 What have you been doing, Harlan? Nothing, they won't let me upstairs.
你呢，惠特尼? What about you, Whitney?
我本该学完剩下的教义问答。 I was supposed to learn the rest of my catechism.
你愿意听我说吗，父亲? Will you hear me, Father?
好的，惠特尼，我会听到的。 Yes Whitney, I'll hear you.
从这里开始。 Start here.
“一件圣礼有多少部分?” "How many parts are there in a sacrament?"
二:外在的可见记号和内在的灵性恩典。 Two: the outward visible sign and the inward spiritual grace.
“在bap中，什么是外部可见的标志或形式……洗礼吗?” "What is the outward visible sign or form in bap... baptism?"
水，人在其中以…的名义受洗。 Water, wherein the person is baptized in the name of...
你还没受洗吧，神父? You haven't been baptized, have you, Father?
惠特尼，什么是向外可见的符号? Whitney, what is the outward visible sign?
水，其中的人…在的人…… Water, wherein the person... wherein the person...
你还不够了解，惠特尼。你最好再去研究一下。 You don't know it well enough, Whitney. You'd better go and study it some more.
要我读给你听吗，哈兰? Do you want me to read to you, Harlan?
神父，他们会把你下地狱吗? Father, are they going to put you into hell?
惠特尼，带上哈兰。 Whitney, take Harlan with you.
这世界怎么了?大家都去请医生了。 What's the world coming to? Everybody's sending for doctors.
医生对你没有任何好处。只会让你感觉更糟。 Doctors don't do you any good. Only make you feel worse.
胡说!(贝尔对吗) All poppycock! [bell rining]
谁在拉响铃?别吵了! Who's rining that bell? Stop that noise!
我说，住手!是哪个白痴在敲那个铃? Stop it, I say! What idiot's ringing that bell?
戴先生，我们必须保持安静。 Mr. Day, we must all be quiet.
Mrs.Day病了。我知道她病了。 Mrs.Day's been ill. I know she's ill.
上去看看她需要什么。 Go up and see if she needs anything.
你出了家门干什么?我把部长叫来了。 What are you doing out of house? Sent for the minister.
部长? The minister?
他马上就来。他在付车费。 He'll be right in. He's paying off the cab.
得知戴夫人的病情如此严重，我深感震惊。 I was deeply shocked to learn the serious nature of Mrs. Day's illness.
你能带我去见她吗? Will you take me up to her?
她现在休息。她不能被打扰。 She's resting now. She can't be disturbed.
医生马上就回来。 The doctor will be back in a minute.
戴太太一直是这个教区的中坚力量。 Mrs. Day has been a tower of strength in the parish.
每个人都很喜欢她。 Everyone liked her so much.
是的，她是个好女人。 Yes, she was a fine woman.
我对天发誓，我希望你不要把戴太太说得像死了一样! I wish to heaven you wouldn't talk about Mrs. Day as if she were dead!
医生回来了吗?不，她需要他吗? Is the doctor back yet? No, does she need him?
她有点焦躁不安。 Well, she's kind of restless.
她会说梦话，还会翻来覆去。 She's talking in her sleep and twisting and turning.
(门铃) [doorbell]
好吧，医生，在我看来这10分钟太长了! Well doctor, it seems to me that was a pretty long 10 minutes!
看这里，戴先生。如果让我来处理这个案子… See here, Mr. Day. if I'm to handle this case...
如果你不在家里，你怎么能应付得了呢? How can you handle it if you're out of the house?
这是谁?萨默斯博士。 Who is this? It's Dr. Somers.
你好! How do you do?
我觉得戴太太的情况证明我应该请萨默斯医生来 I felt that Mrs. Day's condition warranted my getting Dr. Somers here
尽快进行磋商。我希望能得到你的同意。 as soon as possible for consultation. I hope that meets with your approval?
当然可以。任何可以做的事。 Why yes, of course. Anything that can be done.
楼上的,医生。原谅我。 Upstairs, doctor. Pardon me.
戴太太现在得到了很好的照顾，戴先生。 Mrs. Day is in good hands now, Mr. Day.
你和我现在帮不上什么忙。 There's nothing you and I can do at the moment to help.
劳埃德博士吗?是吗? Dr. Lloyd? Yes?
有件事困扰着戴太太。 There's something that's troubling Mrs. Day's mind.
哦?我想你知道我指的是什么。 Oh? I think you know what I refer to.
是的。你是说你从未受过洗礼。 Yes. You mean the fact that you've never been baptized.
是的，我从你上周日的布道中得知了这件事。 Yes, I gathered that you knew about it from your sermon last Sunday.
但是我们不要生气。 But let's not get angry.
我想最好做点什么。 I think something had better be done about it.
是的,先生?等医生从那边过来， Yes, Mr. Day? When the doctors get through up there,
我想让你和戴太太谈谈。我想让你告诉她一件事。 I want you to talk to Mrs. Day. I want you to tell her something.
嗯，我很乐意!你是做这件事的最佳人选。 Well, I'd be glad to! You're just the man to do it.
她不应该为此感到难过。 She shouldn't be upset about this.
现在我要你告诉她我正在受洗 Now I want you to tell her that my being baptized
只会是一堆莫名其妙的废话。 would just be a lot of confounded nonsense.
不过,天…… But Mr. Day...
她会相信你说的话的。 Oh, she'll take your word on a thing like that.
现在我们俩都必须竭尽全力帮助她。 And we both must do everything we can to help her now.
但是解决方法很简单。 But the solution is so simple.
只要你同意，我就可以接受洗礼。 It would take only your consent to be baptized.
那是不可能的! That's out of the question!
我很惊讶像你这样的成年人会提出这样的建议! And I'm surprised that a grown man like you would suggest such a thing!
医生，她怎么样了?你决定了什么? Well doctor, how is she? What have you decided?
这里有我们会诊的房间吗? Is there a room we could use for our consultation?
哦，是的，我的图书馆。医生…… Oh yes, my library. Doctor...
萨默斯医生，这不是很严重吧? Dr. Somers, this isn't serious is it?
在我们咨询完之后，我们会和你谈的，戴先生。 After we've had our consultation, we'll talk to you, Mr. Day.
但肯定…放心, But surely... Rest assured,
萨默斯医生会尽其所能。 Dr. Somers will do everything that is humanly possible.
我们尽量不要耽搁太久。 We'll try not to be long.
告诉我，这个萨默斯医生，他很有名气，不是吗? Tell me, this Dr. -uh- Somers, he's very highly thought of, isn't he?
噢,是的。 Oh yes.
但如果维尼是认真的…如果有人能帮她，那就是他。 But if Vinnie is seriously... If anyone could help her, he could.
你不觉得吗?非常好的医生。 Don't you think? Very fine physician.
但是有一种更大的帮助，在需要的时候随时出现。 But there is a greater help, ever-present in the hour of need.
让我们向他祈祷吧。 Let us turn to him, in prayer.
让我们跪下祈祷吧。 Let us kneel and pray.
哦，主啊，从天堂往下看。 Oh Lord, look down from heaven.
求你眷顾并解救你的仆人 Behold, visit, and relieve this thy servant
因病忧愁。 who is grieved with sickness.
上帝啊，可怜可怜她吧。 Have mercy on her, oh Lord.
怜悯这可怜的罪人吧。 Have mercy on this miserable sinner.
原谅她，延续你惯有的…… Forgive her, and extend thy accustomed...
她不是一个可怜的罪人，你知道的! She's not a miserable sinner, and you know it!
哦,上帝!你知道维尼不是一个可怜的罪人! Oh God! You know Vinnie is not a miserable sinner!
她是个好女人! She's a fine woman!
不该让她受罪! She shouldn't be made to suffer!
我告诉你，这一切必须停止!必须停止! It's got to stop, I tell you! It's got to stop!
我说，发发慈悲吧!发发慈悲吧，我告诉你! Have mercy, I say! Have mercy, I tell you!
怎么了，克莱尔?怎么了? What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong?
维尼!维尼，你在这下面干什么? Vinnie! Vinnie, what are you doing down here?
你不应该不起床!你马上回楼上去! You shouldn't be out of bed! You get right back upstairs!
我听见你在叫。你需要我吗? I heard you call. Do you need me?
维尼，我现在知道我有多需要你了。 Vinnie, I know now how much I need you.
恢复健康,维尼。我受洗。我保证。我受洗。 Get well, Vinnie. I'll be baptized. I promise. I'll be baptized.
你会吗?我会做任何事。 You will? I'll do anything.
噢,克莱尔!我们去欧洲，就我们俩。 Oh Clare! We'll go to Europe, just we two.
你不必担心孩子、家庭帐目或……维尼! You won't have to worry about the children or the household accounts or... Vinnie!
别担心，戴先生。她现在会好起来的。 Don't worry, Mr. Day. She'll be all right now.
为你所做的事祝福你!我做了什么? Bless you for what you've done! What did I do?
你答应受洗的。 You promised to be baptized.
我做的? !哦,上帝! I did?! Oh God!
这里是不是有风，妈妈?要我给你拿外套吗，妈妈? Isn't it drafty here, Mother? Shall I get your coat, Mother?
不,谢谢。我很舒服，谢谢。 No thank you. I'm quite comfortable, thank you.
现在来吧。让我们呆在一起。哈兰，别再迷路了。 Come on now. Let's stay together. Harlan, don't you get lost again.
今年的帽子很可爱，不是吗? Aren't the hats lovely this year?
鸵鸟羽毛! Ostrich feathers!
你不会戴那顶帽子吧，妈妈? You wouldn't wear that hat, would you, Mother?
我觉得这很漂亮。我觉得它们都很漂亮。 Well, I think that's very pretty. I think they're all pretty.
嗯，我确实需要一些粉红色的丝线。 Well, I do need some pink silk thread.
哦，这贴花很漂亮吧?刚从巴黎来，夫人。 Oh, isn't this applique beautiful? Just arrived from Paris, madam.
这是迷人的。妈妈，你在找什么? It's charming. What are you looking for, Mother?
哦，我只是在买东西。 Oh, I'm just shopping.
我想我还是选普通的吧。但这是最新的。 I think I just take a plain one. But this is the very latest.
我们才用了几天。 We've only had them in a few days.
记住，妈妈，这是你第一天出来。 Remember, Mother, this is your first day out.
你不要太累了。 You mustn't get too tired.
不，我在救我自己，亲爱的。我不得不这么做。 No, I'm saving myself, dear. I have to.
柯拉堂兄明天来。 Cousin Cora's coming tomorrow.
她是吗?父亲知道这件事吗? She is? Does Father know about it?
还没有。玛丽也去吗? Not yet. Is Mary coming too?
是的,亲爱的。哈兰，别碰东西。 Yes, dear. Harlan, don't touch things.
我敢打赌你知道。不，我真的没有，明天没有。 I'll bet you knew it. No, honest I didn't, not tomorrow.
袖子是不是有点长了?它适合对吧 Aren't the sleeves a little long? It fits right
在肩膀上。现在，关于袖子…… across the shoulders. Now, about the sleeves...
这种原料我们还有吗?是的,我们做的。谢谢你！ Do we have any more of this material? Yes, we do. Thank you.
这是真正的仿制德累斯顿， This one is genuine imitation Dresden,
由杜里耶原创设计。 the original design by Duriet.
约翰，这不是最可爱的事吗? John, isn't this the darlingest thing?
这正是我一直想要的。 It's exactly what I've always wanted.
这只可爱的哈巴狗多少钱? How much is this lovely pug dog?
15美元,女士。15美元!哎呀,妈妈。 $15, ma'am. $15! Gee whiz, Mother.
我们可以花5美元买一只真正的猎犬。 We could buy a real live bloodhound for $5.
哦，他不是很可爱吗? Oh, isn't he perfectly adorable?
哦,我不应该。我知道我不应该。 Oh, I shouldn't. I know I shouldn't.
太太的一天!哦,太太怀特黑德。 Mrs. Day! Oh, Mrs. Whitehead.
见到你真高兴。你完全康复了吗? How nice to see you. Are you quite recovered?
几乎。这是我第一天外出。 Almost. This is my first day out.
我们在教堂很想念你。你还记得莫利先生吧。 We've missed you at the church. You remember Mr. Morley.
你好，戴太太。你好! How do you do, Mrs. Day? How do you do?
莫利先生星期天布道时，劳埃德医生病了。 Mr. Morley preached the Sunday Dr. Lloyd was ill.
哦,是的!我无法形容我有多喜欢你的布道。 Oh yes! I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your sermon.
连我丈夫都喜欢你的布道。 Even my husband enjoyed your sermon.
我们刚开完外国使团的董事会。 We've just come from the board meeting of the foreign missions.
我要带莫利先生回家吃午饭。 I'm taking Mr. Morley home to lunch.
我来这里买东西。我马上就来。 I had to drop in here to pick up a purchase. I won't be a minute.
你的教区在城里吗? Is your parish in the city?
是的，在郊区。我的教堂在奥杜邦公园。 Yes, it's on the outskirts. My church is in Audubon Park.
哦，在那上面。 Oh, way up there.
你在奥杜邦公园认识吗? Oh, are you acquainted in Audubon Park?
不，我相信我们在那里一个人都不认识。 No, I don't believe we know a soul there.
莫利先生，这可能吗? Mr. Morley, would this be possible?
我丈夫戴先生… My husband, Mr. Day...
如果我们把领子放低，就会很合身。 If we lower the collar, it'll be a very fine fit.
你在城里找不到比这更好的衣服了，只要15美元。 You won't find a better suit of clothes in the city for $15.
哦，不是价格的问题。这是钱。 Oh, it's not the price. It's the money.
谢谢你帮我拿着。不客气 Thank you for holding it for me. You're welcome.
再见,太太的一天。希望我们能很快再见面。 Goodbye, Mrs. Day. I hope we meet again soon.
再见。很高兴再次见到你。 Goodbye. It was very pleasant meeting you again.
我认为这是天意。 I think it was divine providence.
我将很高兴为您服务。 I shall be delighted to be of service.
再见,先生莫理。再见。 Goodbye, Mr. Morley. Goodbye.
我可以试试吗? May I work it?
哦,不。这是违反规定的。哟…… Oh no. It's against the rules. Whee...
你好。 Hello.
你为什么要带更多的药回家? What did you bring home more medicine for?
巴特利特医生收买了我们，对吧? Dr. Bartlett paid us off, didn't he?
噢,是的。哦，吉米尼，你吓到我了。 Oh yes. Oh jiminy, you scared me.
我得带15块去麦克里餐厅。 I've got to take $15 right down to McCreery's.
我今早在那里买了套西装 I bought a suit there this morning and
我说过我今天下午就能拿到钱。 I said I'd have the money this afternoon.
哎呀，那太糟糕了。什么太糟糕了? Gee, that's too bad. What's too bad?
嗯…你看，克拉伦斯…… Well... Well, you see, Clarence...
什么?巴特利特医生用医药费收买了我们。 What? Dr. Bartlett paid us off in medicine.
哦,上帝! Oh god!
他也感谢了我们为人类所做的贡献。 Well, he thanked us too for our services to mankind.
但是我的西装!我明天就要拿到它! But my suit! I've got to have it tomorrow!
而且，他们正在做些改变。 And besides, they're making the alterations.
我必须要15美元! I've got to have $15!
也许你可以给他们15瓶药。 Maybe you could offer them 15 bottles of medicine.
哦，他们不会接受的。McCreery's不卖药! Oh, they wouldn't take it. McCreery's don't sell medicine!
父亲! Father!
维尼!我回来了! Vinnie! I'm home!
下午好，先生，你母亲好吗，克拉伦斯? Good afternoon, sir. How's your mother, Clarence?
今早的旅行对她很有帮助。 Oh, the ride this morning did her a lot of good.
下星期天她会好起来的，可以和我们一起去教堂了。 She'll be well enough to go to church with us next Sunday.
啊,好啊! Ah, fine!
神父，你有没有注意到我最近很少在教堂下跪? Father, have you noticed I haven't been kneeling down in church lately?
别让你妈妈逮着你做那事。 Don't let your mother catch you at it.
然后，我必须马上有一套新衣服。 Then, I have to have a new suit of clothes right away.
这说不通啊。 That doesn't make sense.
穿上你的衣服，你不愿意做的事我也做不了! I can't do anything in your clothes that you wouldn't do!
如果我的旧衣服让你规规矩矩， Well, if my old clothes make you behave yourself,
我觉得你不应该穿别的! I don't think you ought to wear anything else!
噢,不!你是你，我是我!我要做我自己! Oh no! You're you, and I'm me! I'm want to be myself!
我是说，如果我想在一个女孩面前下跪。 I mean, suppose I should want to kneel down in front of a girl.
你究竟为什么要做那样的事? Why in heaven's name should you want to do a thing like that?
我总有一天要向一个女孩求婚。 Well, I've got to propose to a girl sometime.
克拉伦斯!哦，不是马上。 Clarence! Oh, not right away.
但只要15美元，我就能买一套好衣服。 But for $15, I can get a good suit of clothes.
克拉伦斯，你现在说话跟你妈一样疯狂… Clarence, you're beginning to talk as crazy as your mo...
…你好,维尼。你今天感觉好点了吧? ...Hello, Vinnie. You're feeling better today, huh?
好多了。谢谢你,克莱尔。 Much better. Thank you, Clare.
你不必每天这样从办公室赶回家。 You don't have to hurry home from the office every day like this.
生意是这样的， Uh, with business the way it is,
去办公室根本没有用。 there's no use going to the office at all.
是的，你看起来好多了，维尼。你今天做了什么? Yes, you do look better, Vinnie. What did you do today?
我弄了辆马车带孩子们出去兜风。 Well, I got a carriage and took the boys for a ride.
我们去了一趟麦克里餐厅。 And we stopped in at McCreery's.
哦，克莱尔，我有个天大的好消息要告诉你。 And, oh Clare, I have the most wonderful news for you.
你以为我遇到了谁?莫理先生。 Who do you think I met? Mr. Morley.
莫理吗?从没听说过他? Morley? Never heard of him?
记住，那个星期天代替劳埃德医生的年轻牧师。 Remember, that nice young minister who substituted for Dr. Lloyd one Sunday.
噢,是的。明亮的年轻人。 Oh yes. Bright young fellow.
他讲了一篇很有道理的讲道，而且很简短。 Preached a good sensible sermon, short one too.
应该有更多像他这样的大臣。 Ought to be more ministers like him.
克莱尔，他的教区在奥杜邦公园。 Well Clare, his parish is in Audubon Park.
就在哈莱姆区上空。 You know, way up above Harlem.
那里没人认识你。你会很安全的。 Nobody knows you up there. You'll be perfectly safe.
安全吗?维尼，你到底在说什么? Safe? Vinnie, what the devil are you talking about?
我跟莫利先生把一切都谈过了。 I've gone all over everything with Mr. Morley.
他同意给你施洗。 And he's agreed to baptize you.
哦,他! Oh, he has!
呵呵，这个自以为是的年轻人!他太好了。 Hehe, the young whippersnapper! Very nice of him.
我们哪天早上都可以上去。 We can go up there any morning.
我们甚至不需要预约。 We don't even have to make an appointment.
谁说我要受洗的? Who said I was going to be baptized at all?
为什么克莱尔!你做的!现在维尼…… Why Clare! You did! Now Vinnie...
你给了我你的承诺，你神圣的承诺! You gave me your promise, your sacred promise!
你说:我要受洗。我保证我会受洗的。 You said: I'll be baptized. I promise I'll be baptized.
如果是呢? Well, what if I did?
克莱尔!你不是个说话算数的人吗? Clare! Aren't you a man of your word?
维尼，我们都以为你要死了! Vinnie, we all thought you were dying!
所以很自然，我说这些是为了让你高兴起来! So naturally, I said that to cheer you up!
事实上，医生告诉我那才是治愈你的方法! As a matter of fact, the doctor told me that's what cured you!
所以在我看来，你继续催促这件事真是太忘恩负义了。 So it seems to me pretty ungrateful of you to press this matter any further.
我的健康与此无关。 My being well has nothing to do with it.
你向我保证过的!你已经向主发过誓了! You gave me your word! You gave the Lord your word!
你要去莫利先生的教堂 And you're going to march yourself up to Mr. Morley's church
在你去办公室接受洗礼之前的某个早晨! some morning before you go to the office and be christened!
如果你觉得我…天哪，那是什么? If you think for one minute I'm... What in the name of heaven is that?
如果你认为我会让你加罪的话 If you think I'm going to let you add the sin
违背你庄严神圣的诺言… of breaking your solemn and sacred promise...
我要求知道这个排斥的物体是什么? I demand to know what that repulsive object is?
这是什么很明显。它是一只哈巴狗。 It's perfectly plain what it is. It's a pug dog.
这房子里到底发生了什么?我想要，就买了。 What is it going in this house? I wanted it and I bought it.
你花了不少钱?克莱尔，别想转移话题。 You spent good money for that? Clare don't try to change the subject.
你为那件暴行付了多少钱? How much did you pay for that atrocity?
我什么也没买。我负责它。 I didn't pay anything for it. I charged it.
指控它!我早该知道的! Charged it! I might have known!
多少钱?15美元。 How much was it? $15.
15美元吗?这玩意儿? $15? For that eyesore?
你难道不把这件可爱的艺术品称为“眼中钉”吗? Don't you call this lovely work of art an eyesore!
坐在红色的垫子上会很漂亮 It will look beautiful sitting on a red cushion
在客厅的壁炉旁。 by the fireplace in the living room.
如果它放在客厅里，我就不要! If that sits in the living room, I won't!
而且，我甚至不想让它和我住在同一间房子里! Furthermore, I don't even want it in the same house with me!
把它弄出去! Get it out of here!
克莱尔，你出不去的 Clare, you're not going to get out of this room
直到你定下受洗的日期! until you set a date for your baptism!
我告诉你一件事。 I'll tell you one thing.
只要那个可怕的怪物还在这房子里，我就永远不会受洗! I'll never be baptized as long as that hideous monstrosity is in this house!
好吧!好吧! All right! All right!
克拉伦斯…… Clarence...
那只哈巴狗今天下午要回去 That pug dog goes back this afternoon
而且他早上第一个取名字! and he's chrisrened first in the morning!
你听到了吧，克拉伦斯? You heard him, didn't you, Clarence?
你听到他说他要受洗 You heard him say that he'd be baptized
等我把这只哈巴狗赶出家门。 as soon as I got this pug dog out of the house.
你赶紧拿着它回麦克里餐厅去 You hurry right back to McCreery's with it
确保他们把15美元贷给我们。 and be sure they credit us with $15.
哦，妈妈，我们在麦克里里餐厅的时候， Oh Mother, while we were at McCreery's,
我碰巧看到一套我非常喜欢的衣服。 I happened to see a suit I'd like very much.
这套衣服只要15美元。 And the suit was only $15.
克拉伦斯，恐怕你的西装得等一等了 Well Clarence, I'm afraid your suit will have to wait
直到我给你父亲洗礼。 until after I get your father christened.
不，我是说既然这套衣服和哈巴狗一样贵， Well no, I meant that since the suit cost just the same as the pug dog,
如果我用哈巴狗换衣服… If I exchanged the pug dog for the suit...
为什么是的!那这套衣服就不会让你父亲损失一分钱了! Why yes! Then the suit wouldn't cost your father anything!
哎呀，你多聪明啊，克拉伦斯，能想到这一点! Why, how bright of you, Clarence, to think of that!
我最好在麦克里瑞关门前马上开始。 I'd better start right away before McCreery's closes.
是的。现在让我们看看。 Yes. Now let's see.
如果我们要带你父亲去奥杜邦公园… If we're going to take your father all the way to Audubon Park...
克拉伦斯，你回来的时候，在车行停一下 Clarence, on your way back, you stop at the livery stable
告诉他们明早8点叫辆出租车来。 and tell them to have a cab here at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning.
妈妈!一辆出租车!你认为你应该这么做吗? Mother! A cab! Do you think you ought to?
我们不能一直走到奥杜邦公园! We can't walk all the way to Audubon Park!
但你知道出租车对父亲的影响。 But you know what a cab does to Father.
这是一个非常重要的场合。好吧。 This is a very important occasion. All right.
找一辆最好的出租车，葬礼上用的那种。 Get one of their best cabs, the kind they use at funerals.
但是每小时要2美元!如果父亲生气了…… But those cost $2 an hour! And if Father gets mad...
如果你爸爸早上开始吵架，你还记得… Well, if your father starts to argue in the morning, you remember...
哦，他同意了。我们都听到了。 Oh he agreed to it. We both heard him.
我希望你注意到，克拉伦斯要把哈巴狗送回去。 I hope you notice, Clarence is returning the pug dog.
这表明你的官能恢复了! Well, that's a sign you're getting your faculties back!
不要偷懒,克拉伦斯。 Don't dawdle, Clarence.
到我这儿来，亲爱的玛丽。♪ ♪ Come to me, sweet Marie. ♪
不是因为你的脸很白，你没看出来。♪ ♪ Not because your face is fair, don't you see. ♪
维尼，很高兴再听到你唱歌。 Vinnie, it's good to hear you singing again.
惟有你那纯洁甜蜜的微笑，让我的幸福完整 ♪ But your smile so pure and sweet Makes my happiness complete ♪
让我在你脚下摇摇欲坠，甜美的玛丽 ♪ Makes me falter at your feet, Sweet Marie ♪
在去上城的路上，我顺便去了 Oh, uh - on the way uptown, I stopped in at
蒂芙尼，给你买了点东西。 Tiffany's and bought you a little something.
我想你可能会喜欢。 Thought you might like it.
克莱尔!多漂亮的戒指啊! Clare! What a beautiful ring!
我很高兴你能满意。 Well, I'm glad it pleases you.
噢,克莱尔!你真贴心! Oh Clare! How sweet of you!
真不知道该怎么感谢你! I don't know how to thank you!
这对我来说已经足够感谢了 Well, it's thanks enough for me
只是为了让你能重新站起来四处走动。 just to have you up and around again.
你知道当你生病的时候，文尼，这房子就像坟墓一样! You know when you're ill, Vinnie, this house is like a tomb!
没有兴奋。 There's no excitement.
这是你给我买过的最可爱的戒指。 That's the loveliest ring you ever bought me.
现在我有了这个，你就不用再给我买戒指了。 Now that I have this, you needn't buy me any more rings.
好吧，如果你不想再吃了。 Well, if you don't want any more.
我现在真正想要的是一条漂亮的钻石项链。 What I'd really like now is a nice diamond necklace.
维尼，你知道一条钻石项链多少钱吗? Vinnie, do you know how much a diamond necklace costs?
是的，我知道，克莱尔。 Yes, I know, Clare.
但你不知道吗，你给我弄了这个 But don't you see, your getting me this
说明我对你很重要。 shows I mean a little something to you.
现在是一条钻石项链……好天堂! Now a diamond necklace... Good heaven!
如果你现在还不知道我对你的感觉… If you don't know by this time how I feel about you...
我们已经结婚20年了! Well we've been married for 20 years!
我一直都爱着你! And I've loved you every minute of it!
你说什么，克莱尔? What did you say, Clare?
我说我们已经结婚20年了 I said we've been married for 20 years
我一直都爱着你。 and I've loved you every minute of it.
但如果我不得不买下珠宝店来证明的话… But if I have to buy out jewelry stores to prove it...
如果我没有用我的语言和行动告诉你… If I haven't shown it to you in my words and actions...
好吧，我还是… Well, I might as well...
我又做了什么? Well, what have I done now?
没事的，克莱尔。 It's all right, Clare.
我太高兴了。快乐吗? I'm just so happy. Happy?
你说过你爱我。 You said you loved me.
这枚漂亮的戒指，是我没有想到的。 And this beautiful ring, that's something else I didn't expect.
哦,克莱尔。我喜欢惊喜。 Oh Clare. I love surprises.
这也是我一直不明白的一点，维尼。 That's another thing I've never understood about you, Vinnie.
现在我想知道会发生什么， Now I like to know what to expect,
那我准备好迎接它了。是的，我知道，克莱尔。 Then I'm prepared to meet it. Yes, I know, Clare.
但如果我们总是知道未来会发生什么，生活会变得相当乏味。 But life would be pretty dull if we always knew what was coming.
这里当然不无聊! Well, it's certainly not dull around here!
在这个房子里，谁知道呢 In this house, you never know
明天会发生什么事呢?哈哈。 what's going to hit you tomorrow! Hehehe.
♬山谷里的每一朵雏菊 ♪ Every daisy in the dell ♪
知道我的秘密，知道得一清二楚。♪ ♪ Knows my secret, Knows it well. ♪
然而我不敢告诉你，亲爱的玛丽。♪ ♪ And yet I dare not tell thee, Sweet Marie. ♪
♪甜蜜的玛丽。甜蜜的玛丽。♪ ♪ Sweet Marie. Sweet Marie. ♪
到我这里来。来找我。♪ ♪ Come to me. Come to me. ♪
不是因为你的脸很白 ♪ Not because your face is fair ♪
爱看。喜欢看到。♪ ♪ Love to see. Love to see. ♪
♬山谷里的每一朵雏菊 ♪ Every daisy in the dell ♪
知道我的秘密知道得一清二楚。♪ ♪ Knows my secret Knows it well. ♪
然而我不敢告诉你，亲爱的玛丽。♪ ♪ And yet I dare not tell thee, Sweet Marie. ♪
好吧，哈兰，非常… Well then, Harlan, the very...
你是谁?你叫什么名字? Who are you? What's your name?
玛格丽特，先生，不可能是玛格丽特。 Margaret, sir. Can't be Margaret.
家里有个叫玛格丽特的。 We've got one Margaret in the house.
在家里，他们叫我麦琪，先生。 At home, they call me Maggie, sir.
好吧,玛吉。 All right, Maggie.
如果她叫玛格丽特，那是个好兆头。 If her name's Margaret, that's a good sign.
也许她会在这里待上一段时间。哈哈… Maybe she'll stay a while. Hehehe...
你们知道吗，孩子们，你们的母亲曾经 Do you know, boys, your mother used
要像对待女仆一样对待厨师。 to be just the same about cooks as she is about maids.
因为某些原因，我一直不能保留它们。 Never could keep them for some reason.
有一天…呃14年前… Well, one day about...uh 14 years ago...
是的，你刚出生，约翰。 Yes, it was right after you were born, John.
天啊，你是一个不起眼的婴儿!哈哈… My, you were a homely baby! Hehehe...
谢谢你,玛格丽特。 Thank you, Margaret.
早上好,男孩。早上好,妈妈。 Good morning, boys. Good morning, Mother.
早上好,克莱尔。早上,维尼。 Good morning, Clare. Morning, Vinnie.
哎呀，你穿得好像要去参加婚礼似的。 Why, you look as though you were dressed for a wedding.
我,亲爱的?是的。 Do I, dear? Yes.
今晚过得好吗?是的，谢谢你，克莱尔。 Have a good night? Yes, thank you, Clare.
坐下来,维尼。坐下来,男孩。 Sit down, Vinnie. Sit down, boys.
哦，谢谢你，克拉伦斯。 Oh, thank you, Clarence.
在我看来，今天早上大家都盛装打扮了。 Well, seems to me everyone's all dressed up this morning.
这个好天气有什么节目? What's on the program for this fine day?
今天下午，梅·刘易斯的母亲 Well, this afternoon, May Lewis' mother
为梅舞蹈班的每个人举办一个聚会。 is giving a party for everyone in May's dancing class.
哈兰会去的。我不想走，妈妈。 Harlan's going to that. I don't want to go, Mama.
哈伦!你不想去参加派对，吃冰淇淋和蛋糕吗? Harlan! Don't you want to go to a party and get ice cream and cake?
梅·刘易斯总是想吻我!哈哈… May Lewis always tries to kiss me! hehehe...
当你长大一点， When you get a little older,
你不会反对女孩子想吻你…… you won't object to girls wanting to kiss you...
会他,克拉伦斯?哈哈 Will he, Clarence? hehehe
戴先生，这是给您的。我该把它放在哪里? This is for you, Mr. Day. Where shall I put it?
哦，我想那是给我的。上楼吧，玛吉。 Oh, that's for me, I think. Take it upstairs, Maggie.
等一下，麦琪。把它在这里。让我看看。 Wait a minute, Maggie. Bring it here. Let me see it.
看!这是给我的，父亲:小克拉伦斯·戴。 See! It's for me, Father: Clarence Day Jr.
让我看看。这是McCreery餐厅的。 Let me look. Well, that's from McCreery's.
标记:充电!它是什么? It's marked: Charge! What is it?
克莱尔，没事的。你没什么好担心的。 Clare, it's all right. It's nothing for you to worry about.
好吧，至少我应该知道我要付多少钱。 Well, at least I think I should know what's being charged to me.
它是什么?克莱尔，别大惊小怪的。 What is it? Clare, stop your fussing.
这是克拉伦斯的新衣服 It's a new suit of clothes for Clarence
而且不用花你一分钱。 and it isn't costing you a penny.
上面写着:收费15美元。花了我15美元! It's marked: Charge $15. It's costing me $15!
我告诉Clarence…克莱尔，你不能相信我的话吗? And I told Clarence... Clare, can't you take my word?
不用花你一分钱! It isn't costing you a penny!
我希望你能解释一下为什么不是这样! I'd like to have you explain why it isn't!
因为克拉伦斯把哈巴狗带回去了换上了西装! Because Clarence took the pug dog back and got the suit instead!
当然，他们会收我15美元。 Of course, and they'll charge me $15 for the suit.
胡说,克莱尔。 Nonsense, Clare.
我们用哈巴狗换了这套衣服。你没有看见吗? We gave them the pug dog for the suit. Don't you see?
那我养哈巴狗他们就收我15美元。 Then they'll charge me $15 for the pug dog.
但是克莱尔，他们不能!我们没有哈巴狗! But Clare, they can't! We haven't got the pug dog!
我们把它送回去了!嗯…嗯…但是… We sent that back! Well... Hmm... But...
等一下，维尼。这套衣服…… Well now, wait a minute, Vinnie. The suit...
哎，你的推理有问题! Well, there's something wrong with your reasoning!
嗯,克莱尔!我对你感到惊讶! Well, Clare! I'm surprised at you!
你应该很擅长计算的! And you're supposed to be so good at figures!
嘿，这对我来说再清楚不过了! Why, it's perfectly clear to me!
维尼，他们要收我的钱了! Vinnie, they're going to charge me for one thing or the other!
别让他们得逞! Don't you let them!
Haa…… Haa...
麦克里里餐厅不会送西装的 Well, McCreery's aren't giving away suits,
他们不会送哈巴狗的。 and they aren't giving away pug dogs.
为什么，对一个孩子来说应该很清楚， Why, it should be clear to a child,
如果克拉伦斯把哈巴狗送回去，他们…嗯… that if Clarence sent the pug dog back, they... Well...
我不会让那个植物学怪人在这个房间里! I will not have that botanical freak in this room!
约翰!你在镇上到处卖药吗? John! Have you been going around this town selling medicine?
是的,妈妈。狗药吗? Yes, Mother. Dog medicine?
不,妈妈。不是狗药。 No, Mother. Not dog medicine.
斯普拉格太太的信上说你卖给她一瓶这种药 This letter from Mrs. Sprague says you sold her a bottle of this medicine
她的小男孩给他们的狗吃了一些，结果狗死了。 and that her little boy gave some of it to their dog and it killed him.
现在她要我们给她10美元买一条新狗 Now she wants $10 from us for a new dog
来，让我看看那封信。 Here, let me see that letter.
他不应该给狗吃的。这是对人类。 Well, he shouldn't have given it to a dog. It's for humans.
为什么，这是巴特利特的善款香脂，由秘密配方制成的。 Why, it's Bartlett's Beneficent Balm, made from a secret formula.
你一直在我们的朋友中间来往吗 Have you been going around among our friends
邻居向出售秘方? and neighbors selling  some patent nostrum?
但这是一剂良药，神父。我可以向母亲证明。 But it's good medicine, Father. I can prove that by Mother.
维尼，你知道些什么?嗯,没什么,克莱尔。 Vinnie, what do you know about this? Well, nothing, Clare.
但我肯定约翰…不，我是说那天妈妈… But I'm sure John... No, I mean that day Mother was...
够了!你要去每户人家 That's enough! You're going to every house
你卖了一瓶那种混合物然后又全买回来! where you sold a bottle of that concoction and buy it all back!
但这是一瓶一美元!我不在乎多少钱。 But it's a dollar a bottle! I don't care how much it is.
在这里。我现在就给你钱。 Here. I'll give you the money now.
你卖了多少瓶? How many bottles did you sell?
128年……128 ? ! 128... 128?!
克莱尔，我一直跟你说约翰会成为一个好商人的! Clare, I always told you John would make a good businessman!
年轻人，你得和我一起到我的办公室来一趟。 Young man, you'll have to come down to my office with me.
我会给你钱买药的。 I'll give you the money to buy back that medicine.
128块，斯普拉格太太的狗又多了10块。 $128, and $10 more for Mrs. Sprague's dog.
这是138美元。谢谢你,维尼。 That's $138. Thank you, Vinnie.
但都是从你的零用钱里扣的! But it's all coming out of your allowance!
这意味着你将不会得到另一个便士直到全部138美元付清! That means that you'll not get another penny until the whole $138 is paid up!
我就21岁了! I'll be 21 years old!
哦,上帝! Oh God!
怎么了，克莱尔?怎么了? What the matter, Clare? What's wrong?
那些吉普赛人回来了!谁也不要去开门! Those gypsies are back! Don't anyone answer the door!
他们又在向我们逼近了，所有的东西! They're moving in on us again, bag and baggage!
我不允许，我告诉你!我不允许! I won't have it, I tell you! I won't have it!
现在克莱尔… Now Clare...
别让他们进来! Don't let them in!
克莱尔,嘘。他们会听到你。 Clare, hush up. They'll hear you.
让他们回到出租车上，直接开到俄亥俄州去! Tell them to get back in that cab and drive right on to Ohio!
好像我们可以把自己的亲戚拒之门外似的! As if we could turn our own relatives away!
他们太奢侈了，当马车从我们门口呼啸而过的时候，他们还能坐出租车。 They're extravagant enough to take cabs when horse cars run right by our door.
现在你给我安静点，规矩点!约翰，来帮我搬行李。 Now, you be quiet and behave yourself! John, come help with the baggage.
为什么他们总是毫无预兆地突然袭击我们? Why do they always have to pounce on us without any warning?
嘘!科拉!玛丽! Shhhh! Cora! Mary!
你能回来真是太好了! Well, it's so good to have you back again!
你好吗，维尼?我们都很担心你。 How are you, Vinnie? We've been so worried about you.
哦，我现在好了。你在春田玩得开心吗? Oh, I'm fine now. Did you have fun in Springfield?
哦，太棒了。 Oh, it was wonderful.
约翰,我的天!你仍在增长!谢谢你，柯拉表妹。 John, my! You're still growing! Thank you, Cousin Cora.
约翰，去拿他们的行李。惠特尼。 John, go get their baggage. There's Whitney.
惠特尼，你好吗。亲爱的?很好,谢谢你。 Whitney, how are you. darling? Fine, thank you.
和小哈伦。 And little Harlan.
你乖不乖?不… Have you been a good boy? No...
克莱尔，姑娘们来了。 Clare, the girls are here.
表弟克莱尔!我们又来了! Cousin Clare! Here we are again!
我的我的!能回来真是太好了! My my! It's so nice to be back!
你好，戴先生。你好! How do you do, Mr. Day? How do you do?
进来坐下来和我们一起吃点早饭。 Come in sit down and have some breakfast with us.
我们在车站吃过早餐。 Oh, we had breakfast at the depot.
嗯，我们的差不多已经完成了。 Well, we've practically finished ours.
我还没吃完早饭呢!好吧，克莱尔，坐下吧! I haven't finished my breakfast! Well then, sit down, Clare!
来喝杯咖啡吧。玛丽，坐在那边。 Come have a cup of coffee anyway. Mary, sit over there.
科拉…麦琪，清理这些地方。 Cora... Maggie, clear those places.
我的我的!这看起来很自然。 My my! This seems so natural.
克莱尔，别让你的腌鱼凉了! Clare, don't let your kippers get cold!
玛吉，端点咖啡来。是的,女士。 Maggie, serve some coffee. Yes ma'am.
克拉伦斯在哪儿? Where's Clarence?
他一定在楼上搬东西，这样你就又能住他的房间了。 He must be upstairs moving his things so you can have his room again.
哦，哦，维尼，我们不能过夜。 Oh oh Vinnie, we can't stay overnight.
埃文斯爷爷的成绩一直很差，所以我得赶紧回去。 Grandpa Evans has been failing very fast, and that's why I have to hurry back.
我们今天下午乘五点钟的火车离开。 We're leaving on the 5 o'clock train this afternoon.
柯拉，能再见到你真是太好了! Well, Cora, it certainly is good to see again!
(门铃响)哦，会是谁呢? [doorbell ringing] Well, who can that be?
这次不能再给克拉伦斯寄特快专递了! Well, this time it can't be another special delivery letter for Clarence!
你在斯普林菲尔德的时候，我们的邮差忙得不可开交!哈哈… Ah, while you were in Springfield, our postman was kept pretty busy! Hehehe...
是出租车，女士。出租车吗?出租车什么? It's the cab, ma'am. Cab? What cab?
那辆载我们去奥杜邦公园的出租车。 The cab that's to take us to Audubon Park.
哦，谁要去奥杜邦公园?我们都是! Oh, who's going to Audubon Park? We all are!
柯拉，最美妙的事情发生了! Cora, the most wonderful thing has happened!
克莱尔今天上午要接受洗礼。 Clare is going to be baptized this morning.
维尼，你在说什么? Vinnie, what you saying?
我是说你今天早上要接受洗礼。 I'm saying you're going to be baptized this morning.
我今天早上不会接受洗礼，以后也不会! I am NOT going to be baptized this morning or any other morning!
你昨天答应我，我一送那条哈巴狗去你就接受洗礼。 You promised yesterday that as soon as I sent that pug dog that you'd be baptized.
我从没说过这种话! I never said anything remotely like that!
克拉伦斯就在那儿，听到了你的话! Clarence was right there and heard you!
这就是我叫出租车的原因! That's why I ordered the cab!
出租车!维尼，你把那个送回去! The cab! Vinnie, you send that right back!
我不会做这种事的!我一定会看到你去天堂的! I'll do nothing of the kind! I'm going to see that you go to heaven!
我不能坐出租车去天堂!哦! I can't go to heaven in a cab! Oh!
你可以从出租车开始! Well, you can start in a cab!
我不确定他们会不会让你进天堂! I'm not sure they'll ever let you into heaven!
但我知道除非你受洗，否则他们不会的! But I know they won't unless you're baptized!
他们不能因为法律条文就把我赶出天堂! They can't keep me out of heaven on a technicality!
克莱尔!停止吹毛求疵!你还是面对现实吧。 Clare! Stop quibbling! You may as well face it.
你必须和上帝和好! You've got to make your peace with God!
直到你惊动了他，我才与神有过烦恼! Until you stirred him up, I had no trouble with God!
哈伦。惠特尼。来拿你的节日帽子。 Harlan. Whitney. Come get your Sunday hats.
克拉伦斯!约翰!是的,妈妈? Clarence! John! Yes, Mother?
快点，我们准备好了。 Hurry, we're ready to go.
哦，我的祈祷书。哈兰，我来帮你系领带。 Oh, my prayer book. Harlan, come let me fix your tie.
Vinnie，你疯了吗? Vinnie, are you mad?
是你的计划让我自己的孩子目睹这种侮辱吗? Was it your plan that my own children should witness this indignity?
为什么克莱尔!他们会为你感到骄傲的! Why Clare! They'll be proud of you!
我想哈兰是我的教父! I suppose Harlan is to be my godfather!
维尼，我不会这么做的!这是最后一次。 Vinnie, I won't go through with this thing! That's final.
克莱尔，如果你这么想的话…… Well Clare dear, if you feel that way about it...
我做!我们不会把孩子们带走的! I do! Well, we won't take the children with us!
我不是在说孩子们。我准备好了,妈妈。 I'm not talking about the children. I'm ready, Mother.
噢,约翰! Oh John!
维尼，我今天早上没时间做这种事。 Vinnie, I haven't time for anything like that this morning.
我得带约翰去我的办公室 I've got to take John down to my office with me
给他钱买回狗药。 and give him the money to buy back that dog medicine.
但那不是狗药，长官! But it wasn't dog medicine, sir!
年轻人，我们马上就要去市中心了。 Young man, we're starting downtown this minute.
你不能这么做! You'll do no such thing!
我差点死掉的那天，你给了我你神圣的承诺。 You gave me your sacred promise that day I almost died.
是的，如果我们不给她一些药她就会死。 Yes, and she would have died if we hadn't given her some of that medicine.
这证明它是一剂良药。 That proves it's good medicine.
你给你妈妈吃了那种狗药! You gave your mother some of that dog medicine?!
约翰,你没有吗? John, you didn't?!
是的，妈妈。我们那天早上在你的茶里放了一些。 Yes, we did, Mother. We put some in your tea that morning.
噢,约翰! Oh John!
你意识到你可能杀了你母亲吗? Do you realize you might have killed your mother?
你确实杀了斯普拉格太太的狗! You did kill Mrs. Sprague's dog!
约翰，我得好好考虑一下你会受到怎样的惩罚。 John, I'll have to give considerable thought as to how you are to be punished for this.
但是克莱尔…不,维尼。 But Clare... No, Vinnie.
当我想起那一天!什么……哎呀，我们可能会把你弄丢的! When I think of that day! What... Why, we might have lost you!
你现在没事了，谢天谢地。 You're all right now, thank heaven.
但那天下午我所经历的… But what I went through that afternoon...
我的感觉…嗯，我永远不会忘记的! The way I felt... Well, I'll never forget it!
你已经忘了。什么意思? You've forgotten it already. What do you mean?
那天你给了我你神圣的承诺。 That was the day you gave me your sacred promise.
是的，但我不会答应你的， Yes, but I wouldn't have given you my promise,
要不是我以为你快死了。 if I hadn't thought you were dying.
如果约翰没有给你那种狗药你也不会死! And you wouldn't have almost died if John hadn't given you that dog medicine!
你没有看见吗?整件事都是违法的! Don't you see? Well, the whole thing is illegal!
假如我已经死了。对你来说没什么区别。 Suppose I had died. It wouldn't make any difference to you.
你不在乎我们是否在天堂相遇。 You don't care whether we meet in heaven or not.
你根本不在乎是否能在孩子们身上看到我。 You don't care whether you ever see me in the children again.
哦,维尼!你对我不公平。 Oh Vinnie! You're not being fair to me.
没事的，克莱尔。 It's all right, Clare.
如果你不够爱我们，我们也无能为力。 If you don't love us enough, there's nothing we can do about it.
但那跟这事没关系! But that has nothing to do with it!
我和任何男人一样爱我的家人。 I love my family as much as any man.
我的一生都在努力奋斗，只为…… All my life, I've struggled and worked just to...
哦,上帝。有出租车。 Oh God. There's that cab.
维尼，你的身体还没好到去奥杜邦的地步。 Vinnie, you're not well enough to go all the way to Audubon.
如果我们一起骑马，我就没事了。 Oh, I'm well enough if we ride.
但这趟旅行要花上整个上午! But that trip would take all morning!
那些出租车每小时才一美元! And those cabs cost a dollar an hour!
这是他们最好的出租车之一! This is one of their best cabs!
每小时2美元! This costs $2 an hour!
那你怎么还没准备好?把帽子戴上! Well then why aren't you ready?! Get your hat on!
哦,讨厌的!阿利路亚!阿门! Oh, tarnation! Hallelujah! Amen!
小姐，如果不是你， Young lady, if I hadn't been for you,
没有人会知道我是否受洗了! no one would have known whether I was baptized or not!
哦,上帝! Oh God!
早上好，戴先生。去办公室? Good morning, Mr. Day. Going to the office?
不!我要受洗了，该死! NO! I'm going to be baptized, damn it!