Hi, good morning, here is my PA.
As you know,we have all prospective employees
take a lie detector test prior to joining our firm.
you can see there is the lie detector
and it is a new product.
So if you don¡¯t mind
we are going to begin with some questions.
ok, Should I be hooked up to something?
With the old systerm yes,
but with the new lie detector ORANGE RABBIT.
it¡¯s programmed to go off when it hears you tell a lie.
For example,go ahead and tell an obvious lie to try it.
Grass is blue.
I am a man
I have never seen Friends.
ok. I love it,I have never missed one.
I have heared good things.
Now go ahead and say something that is true
so we can properly try this machine.
I have dated Brad Pitt.
Should¡¯d have gone off.
That¡¯s weired.
Why?
Because,you know,because there is no way
I just don't believe it.
Er, I also have dated ...er..Tom Cruise.
ok, no. Just Brad Pitt.
please coming.
I'm sorry to interrupt you.
Hey Annaliza,
Have you send me the file?
I did it last night.
ok, I sent it this moring.
Well,I haven't done it.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my boss, are you kidding me?
I'm really sorry.
I'll send it to you ASAP.
ok ,I will be back continue my work.
I will be playing angry birds on my phone.
Alice, please tell me your full name.
Just Alice.
Is it true that you reside at Summer palace?
Yes, in the room 30.
wow.And, How do you do it??
Oh,well,when I moved here,
I went to Homelink,
Only cost 90 dollars.
Oh, that's cheap.
But I dont mean that.
I want to ask you
how can you have ever dated Brad Pitt?
That's a secret. My own business.
So, we will come to another question.
I want to ask that Have you been fired form a job before?
No.
OK, three times.
Have you ever stolen from an employer before?
NO.
damn it......
So,How much would you say you¡¯ve stolen before?
A hundred dollars.
Five hundred dollars
So much I have lost count.
Forty-four thousand seven hundred and ninety-three dollars.
That is really a lot of money.
Well, I have cancer.
]I bought a boat¡­.
and named it cancer.
I will be honest,this interview is going really well.
yeah.
No,,it is the worst interview I have ever been a part of.
Normally you¡¯d be gone.
owever,company policy dictates me
to ask you one other question.
ok, go ahead.
Would you ever introduce Brad Pitt to me
to get a job?
No?
Welcome to the firm.
Thank you.