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《舞动心人生》
Straight through to the conservatory.
大家都认为麦可一生为皇室鞠躬尽瘁 One always expected Mike to get the nod after a lifetime's loyal service.
理应获颁勋章 大家都认为麦可一生为皇室鞠躬尽瘁 One always expected Mike to get the nod after a lifetime's loyal service.
理应获颁勋章
没有司令勋章也有官佐勋章 That's not to take away from CBEs and OBEs.
当然了 任何大英帝国勋章 Of course, any Order of the British Empire is a huge achievement.
都是至高无上的成就 当然了 任何大英帝国勋章 Of course, any Order of the British Empire is a huge achievement.
都是至高无上的成就
不对 No...
对 拿到厨房去 Uh, yes, that's for the kitchen.
路克学校的厨娘几年前 Didn't Luke's school dinner lady get an MBE a couple of years ago?
不就获颁员佐勋章吗？ 路克学校的厨娘几年前 Didn't Luke's school dinner lady get an MBE a couple of years ago?
不就获颁员佐勋章吗？
是啊 但员佐勋章是给劳工阶级的 Yes. MBEs tend to be for more...
- hands on service. - Hmm.
所以说 从现在开始 我们是不是 So, will you be expecting us to call you Lady Abbott from now on?
该称你为艾伯特夫人了？ Not necessarily, but it does have a rather nice ring to it.
不用这么刻意 该称你为艾伯特夫人了？ Not necessarily, but it does have a rather nice ring to it.
不过的确挺顺耳的 该称你为艾伯特夫人了？ Not necessarily, but it does have a rather nice ring to it.
不过的确挺顺耳的
喝点雪莉酒吧 Come on. Let's have a naughty sherry.
别放在那边 - Not over there! - Sorry, Ma'am.
对不起 别放在那边 - Not over there! - Sorry, Ma'am.
对不起
在服务的四十年间 During my four decades on the beat, I've worked with some fantastic people.
我与许多杰出的人共事过 在服务的四十年间 During my four decades on the beat, I've worked with some fantastic people.
我与许多杰出的人共事过
我也有幸能与许多 I've also had the pleasure
才华洋溢的伙伴共同打拼 of working with a number of great partners.
当然了 我们绝不干下流勾当 Aw.
Not in the biblical sense of course.
笑话归笑话 Joking aside,
有个人确实特别重要 there's been one very special person
伴我一路走过警界生涯 who has walked the thin blue line with me every step of the way,
以及其中的高山低谷、办案及诉讼 throughout every trial, case and verdict,
就是我结缡35年的发妻 and that is my wife of 35 years, Lady Sandra Abbott.
珊卓拉艾伯特 Aw.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢
你会不会因为担忧此后的生活 Are you losing sleep about what's going to be happening from here on in?
而在夜里辗转难眠？ No, thank you. What do you mean?
不用了 而在夜里辗转难眠？ No, thank you. What do you mean?
什么意思？ When Hugo retired,
雨果退休时 我差点跑到维特罗斯兼差 什么意思？ When Hugo retired,
雨果退休时 我差点跑到维特罗斯兼差
I was on the verge of getting a part-time job in Waitrose 雨果退休时 我差点跑到维特罗斯兼差
免得和他朝夕相处 just to get away from him. 雨果退休时 我差点跑到维特罗斯兼差
免得和他朝夕相处 just to get away from him.
珍妮特 我不担心这个 I'm not concerned about that, Janet.
我已经为退休生活规划35年了 I've been planning our retirement for the last 35 years.
亲爱的 这样很好 Oh, well, good for you, darling.
要不要再来一杯？ - Top up? - Oh, lovely. I'll spend a penny.
好 但我得先上个洗手间 要不要再来一杯？ - Top up? - Oh, lovely. I'll spend a penny.
好 但我得先上个洗手间
派对还好吗？ - Oh, are you enjoying it? - Marvellous!
棒呆了 派对还好吗？ - Oh, are you enjoying it? - Marvellous!
棒呆了
你们在做什么？ What the hell's going on?
我们… We were just...
珊卓拉 不是你看到的那样 It's not what it looks like, Sandra.
珊卓拉？ Sandra?
珊卓拉 Sandra!
珊卓拉 等等 - Sandra, wait! - Get off me!
放开我 你们在一起多久了？ - How long has it been going on? - Let's not do this here.
麦可 多久了？
别在这里谈 - How long, Mike? - Since we all went to Sorrento. 麦可 多久了？
别在这里谈 - How long, Mike? - Since we all went to Sorrento.
从我们去苏连多旅行开始 Oh, bloody hell.
那已经是五年前的事了
老天 That's nearly five years ago. 那已经是五年前的事了
麦可 我不想再躲躲藏藏了 I've had enough of all this hide-and-seek, Mike.
你怎么可以这样对我？ How could you do this to me?
你是我的好朋友 You're supposed to be my friend.
我们还带你去过皇宫 We even took you to the Palace.
珊卓拉 我也不是故意的 I... I didn't mean for this to happen, Sandra.
是吗？ Oh, really? You knew precisely what you were doing!
你到底知不知道自己在做什么？ 是吗？ Oh, really? You knew precisely what you were doing!
你到底知不知道自己在做什么？
珊卓拉 请你冷静一点 Now, please calm down, Sandra. Remember where you are. 你到底知不知道自己在做什么？
珊卓拉 请你冷静一点 Now, please calm down, Sandra. Remember where you are.
我当然知道 这里是该死的我家
别忘了这里是哪里 I know exactly where I am. I'm in my own bloody home. 我当然知道 这里是该死的我家
我一辈子的婚姻生活 I have spent my entire married life putting you and your career first,
都把你和你的事业摆第一 and what got me through was knowing that when you retired,
让我坚持下去的唯一动力 都把你和你的事业摆第一 and what got me through was knowing that when you retired,
就是退休后能跟你一起享受美好生活 we would share our golden years together.
想不到… But instead,
你竟然对我始乱终弃！ you've traded me in for a newer model.
麦可 让我告诉你 Let me tell you, Mike,
她乱搞的对象不只你一人 she's had more than one previous owner!
而且她还动过整形手术 And, and her bodywork is mainly filler!
妈妈 Mum!
爸爸 你做了什么？ - Dad, what have you done? - Sandra...
珊卓拉？ Sandra?
珊卓拉 Sandra!
珊卓拉？ Sandra?
珊卓拉？ Sandra!
听我解释 Please, let me explain.
我真的不愿意伤害你 The last thing I wanted to do was to hurt you.
我知道自己这样做不对 I know it must seem like I've behaved in a terrible way, but...
但事情就是自然而然发生了 Look, one thing led to another and...
你懂的 Oh, you know how it is.
埃玛 你好 - Hello, Emma. - Hi.
你好 Ooh!
Woo-hoo!
不好意思 Excuse me!
这里男宾止步 It's women only in here.
喂 Oi!
那是我的皮包 That's my handbag!
给我站住 等等 Come back here, you... Wait!
好了 Gotcha.
查理 Charlie!
泰德 这边都准备好了 Yeah, all ready to go this end, Ted.
底舱过滤器呢？ - Bilge filter. - Check!
检查过了 Rodding junction.
船体连接？ 检查过了 Rodding junction.
检查过了 - Check. - Pump outlet.
帮浦出口？ Oil filter tank? Discharge connection?
滤油桶？ 帮浦出口？ Oil filter tank? Discharge connection?
排水连接线？ Check, check, check!
都检查过了 排水连接线？ Check, check, check!
都检查过了
可以出发了 Then we're good to go. 都检查过了
可以出发了 Then we're good to go.
我来启动马达 I'll start her up.
查理 听起来不错哦 - She's sounding good, Charlie. - Yeah.
是啊 查理 听起来不错哦 - She's sounding good, Charlie. - Yeah.
是啊
那是什么？ What's that?
软管夹 Jubilee clip.
哪里来的？ Where from?
呃…该死！ Oh, bollocks.
熄火！可恶 Stop! Stop! Oh!
该死 Flipping hell!
快熄火 - Turn it off. - I'm trying.
我在快了 快熄火 - Turn it off. - I'm trying.
我在快了
喂？ Hello?
查理 我是碧芙 Charlie? It's Bif.
方便说话吗？ Is now a good time?
呃… Uh, couldn't be better.
当然可以 呃… Uh, couldn't be better.
当然可以
有个小偷把我的皮包拿走了 Some chancer took a fancy to my handbag.
可以请你把备份钥匙送到我家吗？ Would you be a love and drop off my spare keys?
好 我立刻过去 Yeah, I'll be there right away.
特鲁 谢谢你 Thank you, Pru.
我真该办支手机才对 I really must get around to buying one of these.
何必呢？反正你老爱当伸手牌 Why, when you can just borrow other people's.
你有看到他的长相吗？ Did you get a good look at him?
没有 No.
等我追到路上 他早就不见踪影了 By the time I made it to the top of the hill, I was seeing double.
够了就喊停 Say when.
唉唷 停 停 Woo-hoo-hoo! When! When! When!
可惜丢了皮包 Shame about the bag, though. I got it in Italy years ago.
那是几年前在意大利买的呢 可惜丢了皮包 Shame about the bag, though. I got it in Italy years ago.
那是几年前在意大利买的呢
Hmm. 那是几年前在意大利买的呢
Hmm.
干什么？ What's that for?
聊表心意吧 Oh, it's to cover your pension.
查理 拿回去 -碧芙 收下吧 - Put it away, Charlie. - Oh, Bif.
不行 - Please, please. - No, come on.
我的公交车卡和几包肠胃药也丢了 I lost my bus pass and a couple of sachets of laxatives.
是哦 All right.
不知道小偷拿那些东西去干什么 Does make you wonder why they go to all that bother, though.
便秘是很痛苦的 Well, constipation. It's a terrible thing.
到了 太太 你没事吧？ Right, we're here, love. You all right?
没事 Yes.
总共37英镑50便士 That'll be ￡37.50.
好 Right.
不用找了 Keep a pound for yourself.
我真该跟你收开瓶费的 I should really charge you corkage, you know.
可以帮我把行李搬到楼上吗？ Would you be so kind as to carry my bags up to the door?
太太 我是出租车司机 不是门房 Do me a favour, darling, I'm a cab driver, not a footman.
Please.
谢谢 借过 Thank you, excuse me.
谢谢… Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
可以麻烦你临走前 Any chance you could fix the front window lock for me before you go?
帮我修修前面窗户的锁吗？ 可以麻烦你临走前 Any chance you could fix the front window lock for me before you go?
帮我修修前面窗户的锁吗？
别修比较好 - I'd leave it. - Why?
为什么？ With a bit of luck, somebody might climb in and take the lot.
说不定有人想爬进来偷东西啊 为什么？ With a bit of luck, somebody might climb in and take the lot.
说不定有人想爬进来偷东西啊
让开
伊丽莎白？我是珊卓拉 Elizabeth, it's Sandra.
珊卓拉？ Sandra! What a lovely surp... What are you doing here?
真没想到 你怎么会来？ 珊卓拉？ Sandra! What a lovely surp... What are you doing here?
我老公跟帕米拉哈维偷情 Mike's been having an affair with Pamela Harper so I've left him.
所以我离他而去 I tried calling your landline, but apparently, you've changed your number.
我试过打到你家 但你好像换号码了 所以我离他而去 I tried calling your landline, but apparently, you've changed your number.
我试过打到你家 但你好像换号码了
好几年前就换了 - Years ago. - You might have let me know.
你应该告诉我一声 I expect it's been cut off anyway, now.
反正现在也被断话了吧 你应该告诉我一声 I expect it's been cut off anyway, now.
可能是你把电话给埋了 Or perhaps you've buried it.
现在家里肯定闹得鸡飞狗跳 I can only imagine what everyone is saying back home.
我当然知道我们已经过了蜜月期 Now I know we weren't exactly in our honeymoon period,
但我以为他的性欲会随着年纪衰退 but I just imagined his libido had naturally declined with age,
想不到他们已经背着我乱搞五年了 but it turns out he's been bonking her behind my back
老天 - for over five years. - Oh.
我到底有哪一点比不上她？ I mean, what has she got that I haven't got?
珊卓拉 她是情妇 引人遐想啊 She's a mistress, Sandra.
什么遐想 他们乱搞已经是事实了 - It's a fantasy. - It's not a bloo... This is bloody real.
你不给我来杯酒吗？ Aren't you going to offer me a drink?
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
我看看 你要… Um, well,
蜜桃白兰地还是义式白兰地？ I've got
随便都可以 - Peach brandy or grappa? - Yes, please.
这样应该就不会有人闯空门了 Well, that should stop anybody rummaging in your drawers.
太谢谢你了 I should be so lucky.
你好 - Hello. - Charlie,
查理 这位是我妹妹珊卓拉 this is my little sister, Sandra.
幸会 Oh, it's nice to meet you.
我是艾伯特夫人 - Lady Abbott. - Oh.
哦…幸会 Honoured even.
那么… All right, well, uh,
你们似乎打算好好叙旧 sounds like you've got a lot of catching up to do.
我们星期四见吧？ Uh, I'll see you on Thursday, dear, all right?
告辞 Bye.
艾伯特夫人？ Lady Abbott?
我知道你现在不好受 I know it doesn't feel like it at the moment,
但是塞翁失马焉知非福 but this could be the best thing that ever happened to you.
说不定你终于能走出麦可的阴影了 A chance to finally step out from Mike's shadow.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
不好意思 Excuse me.
可以给我汤匙或叉子吗？ Do you have, er, spoons or forks,
任何类似刀叉的东西？ anything that resembles actual cutlery here?
再来一瓶酒 Another one of those.
我总觉得他蛮横又专制 I always found him overbearing, smug and self-important.
典型的小人物症候群 Classic case of small-man syndrome.
我老公的那根可不小！ My husband doesn't have a small penis.
珊卓拉 我不是在说他的男性特征 I wasn't actually referring to his genitalia, Sandra.
我只是纳闷他个头那么小 I just wondered why a man of his size
当初怎么进得了警察厅 got into the police force in the first place.
几年前曾经取消身高限制 There was a minimum height amnesty for a couple of years.
你跟敌人同床共枕就是不对 That still doesn't excuse you from sleeping with the enemy.
我们之所以参加格林汉姆反核抗争 The whole point of us going to Greenham Common
就是为了让女人们团结起来 was to stand side by side in female solidarity.
但他才隔着篱笆看你一眼 You dropped your knickers at the first suggestive glance through the fence.
你就弃械投降了 Mike was only doing his job.
麦可只是善尽职守 你就弃械投降了 Mike was only doing his job.
保卫核武算什么职守？ Guarding a bloody nuclear weapon.
当时冷战气氛紧绷 It was the height of the Cold War, people were scared
社会人心惶惶 拥核武以自保 and they had every right to believe that they needed a nuclear deterrent.
也没什么不对 社会人心惶惶 拥核武以自保 and they had every right to believe that they needed a nuclear deterrent.
也没什么不对
胡说八道 - Poppycock. - Can you not appreciate 也没什么不对
胡说八道 - Poppycock. - Can you not appreciate
拜托你醒醒 不是每个人都像你 that not everyone is as brave and self-sufficient as you?
勇气可嘉而且独立好吗？ Some of us need to feel safe and secure which is exactly what Mike offered me.
我们想要拥有安全感 勇气可嘉而且独立好吗？ Some of us need to feel safe and secure which is exactly what Mike offered me.
而麦可就是这点让我欣赏 勇气可嘉而且独立好吗？ Some of us need to feel safe and secure which is exactly what Mike offered me.
而麦可就是这点让我欣赏
直到他决定出轨为止 Until he decided to press the red button. 而麦可就是这点让我欣赏
直到他决定出轨为止 Until he decided to press the red button.
我就知道过来找你是个错误 I knew it was a mistake coming here.
我怎么会期望你 尤其是你 能明白我的痛苦？ How could I have expected you of all people to understand?
你这一生从来没认真谈过恋爱 You've never stuck at a relationship in your life because it takes you away
因为你太专注在自己 from your devotion to yourself and your latest crackpot cause.
和你那些疯人行径上了 因为你太专注在自己 from your devotion to yourself and your latest crackpot cause.
和你那些疯人行径上了
保护我们的地球才不是疯人行径 There's nothing crackpot about trying to safeguard the planet. 和你那些疯人行径上了
保护我们的地球才不是疯人行径 There's nothing crackpot about trying to safeguard the planet.
是哦 如果所有人类都忙着拯救地球 Oh, right, so what would happen to the human race
if everyone was too busy saving the planet to make time to procreate?
全都不再繁衍后代怎么办？ Oh, so the universe should be grateful that you and Mike had a knee trembler?
意思是全宇宙都该感谢你和麦可… 全都不再繁衍后代怎么办？ Oh, so the universe should be grateful that you and Mike had a knee trembler?
意思是全宇宙都该感谢你和麦可…
女士们 Ladies, could you please quieten down?
可以请你们小声一点吗？ You're upsetting the other customers.
影响到其他客人了 可以请你们小声一点吗？ You're upsetting the other customers.
影响到其他客人了
影响到其他客人？ We're upsetting them?
那人生中的心碎和背叛 How about the lifetime of heartbreak and betrayal
又该怎么说？ that is inevitably coming their way?
反正我也不期待你们这种 Not that I would expect you to understand with your cultural concubines
容许三妻四妾的多重伴侣文化会明白啦 反正我也不期待你们这种 Not that I would expect you to understand with your cultural concubines
容许三妻四妾的多重伴侣文化会明白啦
and polygamy. 容许三妻四妾的多重伴侣文化会明白啦
请你离开 I'm going to have to ask you to leave!
什么？你敢… I beg your... How dare...
警察小姐 这是一场误会 Officers, there's been a terrible misunderstanding.
我只是在跟这家店… I was simply having a very nice conversation
继续走 - with the young manager there. - Keep going.
…年轻的经理闲聊而已 And when the, uh, my hand inadvertously slipped...
我不小心手滑了一下 …年轻的经理闲聊而已 And when the, uh, my hand inadvertously slipped...
我不小心手滑了一下
放开我行不行？ - Will you get your hands off me? - All right, madam, calm down. 我不小心手滑了一下
放开我行不行？ - Will you get your hands off me? - All right, madam, calm down.
太太 请你冷静 I do hope you know who you're dealing with.
你最好放尊重一点 太太 请你冷静 I do hope you know who you're dealing with.
我可是前萨里郡警察局长的夫人 I'm married to the former Chief Constable of Surrey Police.
她先生背着她偷吃 Her husband's been cheating on her.
我一点也不意外 I'm not surprised.
你犯了什么法？ What did they charge you with?
种族歧视还是酒后乱性？ Racial aggravation or drunk and disorderly?
你别在大庭广众之下嚷嚷行吗？ Could we discuss this in a less public forum?
好 我要下楼了 Sure, I'm coming down. Chuck this in the bins, will you?
帮我把这袋丢进垃圾桶里好吗？ 好 我要下楼了 Sure, I'm coming down. Chuck this in the bins, will you?
帮我把这袋丢进垃圾桶里好吗？
我到局里去接你 但他们说你睡着了 I came down to the station, but they said you were sleeping it off.
碧芙 不好笑 This isn't funny, Bif.
要不是你跟我斗嘴 If you hadn't been bullying me, I wouldn't have got so upset
我也不会气到 拿印度油炸包丢女服务生 and thrown the onion bhaji at that woman.
他是男的 It was a man and you assaulted him with a prawn dumpling.
而且你是拿虾饺扔他 他是男的 It was a man and you assaulted him with a prawn dumpling.
而且你是拿虾饺扔他
为什么你要一直挑我语病？ Why are you being so pernickety? 而且你是拿虾饺扔他
为什么你要一直挑我语病？ Why are you being so pernickety?
听好 Listen, why don't you have an Alka-Seltzer, have a lie down,
你何不吃点阿司匹林？ 听好 Listen, why don't you have an Alka-Seltzer, have a lie down,
躺下来好好睡一觉 and I'll be back this afternoon.
我下午就会回来 - Why? Where are you going? - Dancing.
你要去哪里？ 我下午就会回来 - Why? Where are you going? - Dancing.
跳舞 我下午就会回来 - Why? Where are you going? - Dancing.
跳舞
很好 Very good! Good, good, good! And turn!
非常好 很好 Very good! Good, good, good! And turn!
转圈 Turn! Flick! Flick!
转圈 转圈 Turn! Flick! Flick!
跳起来 转圈 Turn! Flick! Flick!
跳起来
跳起来… - Flick! Flick! Flick! - Flick!
抱歉 克蕾娜 - Sorry, Corrinna. - Oh, no worries. You're with Ted.
没关系 你跟泰德一组 I've worked out some new moves for us.
我练习了一些新舞步 没关系 你跟泰德一组 I've worked out some new moves for us.
我练习了一些新舞步
最好戴上你的安全帽 Might want to put your crash helmet back on.
跳起来
非常好
很好 Very nice. 非常好
很好 Very nice.
西拉 很棒哦 Good, good! Sheila, great!
喂？ Hello?
珊卓拉 是我 Sandra, it's me.
怎么了？ Oh, yes.
帕米拉要我搬去跟她同居 Pamela's asked me to move in with her.
她想跟我重新开始 She wants us to make a fresh start together.
我考虑过了 I thought it through,
我想这么做对大家都好 and I've decided it's in everyone's best interest.
你还真贴心啊 How very bloody thoughtful of you.
珊卓拉 希望随着时间过去 Sandra, I hope that with time,
你会明白我并非故意伤害你 you'll understand that I never set out to hurt you.
伤害我？ Hurt me? How about bloody destroyed me?
干脆给我个痛快算了 伤害我？ Hurt me? How about bloody destroyed me?
干脆给我个痛快算了
各位 稍微休息一下 Okay, everyone, let's take a break.
札克
渐入佳境啰
我老是跳不好 - Oh, I'll never get it. - Yeah. Here you go, Ted.
泰德 给你 Payment for your labour the other day.
这是之前的酬劳 泰德 给你 Payment for your labour the other day.
这是之前的酬劳
你是说我的血汗钱 What? Danger money, you mean.
快收好啦 Oh, put it away.
你周末跟网友的约会如何？ How did your Internet date go at the weekend?
这么说吧 比我想象中来得好 Well, let's just say, I got more than I bargained for.
幸运的家伙！ - Ooh, lucky you. - No, he showed up with his wife in tow.
不 他跟老婆一起现身 幸运的家伙！ - Ooh, lucky you. - No, he showed up with his wife in tow.
不 他跟老婆一起现身
我才知道自己不小心 Turns out I'd clicked swinging instead of swimming on my list of likes.
把嗜好清单上的游泳勾选成换偶了 我才知道自己不小心 Turns out I'd clicked swinging instead of swimming on my list of likes.
把嗜好清单上的游泳勾选成换偶了
Ooh.
这种旧锁还真是… These old locks are a bloody...
你不会把我前门的锁换掉吧？ You don't fancy changing the one on my front door, do you?
你跟那位贵妇怎么会是姊妹 Oh, how you and Her Majesty are sisters,
我还真想不透 I'll never know.
她以前不是这样的 Well, she used to be fun.
是吗？发生什么事了？ Oh, yeah? What happened?
她嫁错了人 She married a tosser,
变得喜欢跟其他人勾心斗角 and then became obsessed with keeping up with all the tossers.
上次你们见面是什么时候的事？ When was the last time you saw one another, then?
大概十年前吧 Erm, it's nearly ten years.
我当时去抗议纽伯里公路 I was protesting against the Newbury bypass.
是哦？ - Yeah? - I failed to turn up
结果错过她的五十大寿 - to her 50th birthday... - Oh, dear.
唉唷 - And it was a murder mystery party... - Oh!
那场派对的主题是谋杀案谜团 唉唷 - And it was a murder mystery party... - Oh!
哦 ...and I was the one who ended up getting killed off.
结果最后我成了被害人 哦 ...and I was the one who ended up getting killed off.
没错 Yeah.
修好了 行了 Ah, I've got it, that's it.
也许这是一个机会 Well, you know, maybe this is an opportunity for you to get to know
让你们重新认识彼此 对吧？ one another again, eh?
不 我们都太固执了 很难改变 Ah, I think we're too stubborn,
and set in our ways.
你会固执？ You? Stubborn? Oh...
给你 - Here you are. - No, thanks. I've had enough.
不用了 我抽够了 给你 - Here you are. - No, thanks. I've had enough.
不用了 我抽够了
电话响了 Oh.
是啊 - It's ringing. - Yeah, they do that.
可以请你… - Uh, can you, erm... - What?
怎么？ - How does it go... - What? What is it?
怎么办呀？ -怎么了？ - Uh... - That up there.
按这里 - Okay. - Well, speak into it.
说话吧 按这里 - Okay. - Well, speak into it.
说话吧
好 What? Okay.
什么？好…喂？ He... Yes, hello?
喂？ Yes?
是…哦 喂？ Yes?
是…哦
Oh. 是…哦
好 谢谢来电告知 Okay. Um, well, thanks for letting me know.
我立刻出发 I'm on my way.
珊卓拉被送到医院去了 - What? - Sandra's in hospital.
看你被吓得六神无主 I'm not surprised you're having panic attacks.
难怪会突然恐慌症发作 - What, with the stress of everything. - It wasn't a panic attack.
什么恐慌症 我才不是那种人 I'm not that sort of a person. I just had a bit of a turn.
只是有点头晕而已 什么恐慌症 我才不是那种人 I'm not that sort of a person. I just had a bit of a turn.
只是有点头晕而已
准备搭上玩乐公交车了吗？ Ready to board the fun bus?
珊卓拉 你先上车吧 - Er, you go first, Sandra. - Please come, come, come. This way.
来 这边请 珊卓拉 你先上车吧 - Er, you go first, Sandra. - Please come, come, come. This way.
来 这边请
我先上车吧 -来吧 想坐哪里请自便 Um, shall I get in first?
反正车上也没什么位子吧？ - 'Cause there's no seat. - In you go. Help yourself.
关上车门 准备出发啰 Shut the door. Let's get off.
Right.
好 把门关上 Slide her across.
出发！唉唷 Off we go. Oops.
你们是不是嗑嗨了？ Are you both high?
嗨上天啰 As kites.
Ooh! Sorry.
想不到你还没戒掉大麻 I can't believe you still smoke wacky baccy.
拜托 这有什么大不了？ Oh, what's the big deal?
一袋药品跟一袋大麻 There's really not that much difference between a bag of weed
其实根本没什么差 and a bag of pharmaceuticals.
碧芙 授权药物跟管制毒品 There is a big difference between licensed medicines and prohibited drugs.
差异可大了 Yeah, well, my crop has medicinal benefits, you know.
对 但我种的大麻有疗效 差异可大了 Yeah, well, my crop has medicinal benefits, you know.
对 但我种的大麻有疗效
你也可以用来舒缓焦虑 You should try it for your anxiety.
唉唷 让路 Oh, mate, mate, come on.
我唯一的焦虑是能不能平安回到家 My only anxiety is whether we make it back alive.
我可不想因为一次意外 And I have no intention of taking any medication, legal or otherwise
而服用任何合法或非法的药物 我可不想因为一次意外 And I have no intention of taking any medication, legal or otherwise
而服用任何合法或非法的药物
for a one-off incident. 而服用任何合法或非法的药物
事实上 Well, actually,
以前我曾因生活困顿服用过抗忧郁剂 I was put on anti-depressants a while back,
when I was going through a bit of a difficult time.
还挺有效的呢 Hmm.
Well, actually, I... I think it worked.
我是说 要是你… I mean, if you were...
要是你摔断了腿 总不会让自己 If you break your leg, you don't limp around like a stray dog, do you?
像条流浪狗一样跛着脚溜达吧？ I mean, you'd do something about it, right?
你会想办法治好 对不对？ Perhaps, I should check myself into Battersea Dogs Home.
也许我该到巴特西流浪狗之家报到 你会想办法治好 对不对？ Perhaps, I should check myself into Battersea Dogs Home.
也许我该到巴特西流浪狗之家报到
那也是一个办法 Well, it's a thought, you know.
查理 谢谢 再见 - Thanks, Charlie. Bye. - All right, bye, Bif, yeah.
碧芙 再见 查理 谢谢 再见 - Thanks, Charlie. Bye. - All right, bye, Bif, yeah.
碧芙 再见
艾伯特夫人 帮个忙好吗？ Do me a favour, Lady Abbott, next time you're in need of a lift,
麻烦叫艾甲甲开宾利汽车去载你 下次需要搭顺风车 get Smithers to pick you up in the Bentley.
麻烦叫艾甲甲开宾利汽车去载你
真没礼貌 How rude!
乖乖道谢不就好了？ Perhaps if you'd said thank you.
道什么谢？ What for? The insults and psychiatric evaluation?
那家伙还暗示我是神经病 道什么谢？ What for? The insults and psychiatric evaluation?
那家伙还暗示我是神经病
珊卓拉 你以为自己有多了不起？ Who the hell do you think you are, Sandra? 那家伙还暗示我是神经病
珊卓拉 你以为自己有多了不起？ Who the hell do you think you are, Sandra?
也许你的臭钱和头衔 在以前的生活圈很管用 Maybe your money and title mean something where you live,
但这里没人吃那一套 but around here, nobody gives a shit.
显然你已经走投无路 Clearly, you were out of options
否则也不会跑来投靠我 or you wouldn't have turned up on my doorstep.
麻烦你放下身段 对别人有礼貌一点 Get off your high horse and start treating other people with some common manners.
我进来啰 Here we go.
拜托哦 别这样遮遮掩掩的 For Christ's sake, don't be such a prude.
又不是没看过 I've seen them before.
现在的我跟以前不一样 Not in this condition, you haven't.
珊卓拉 这就是地心引力呀 Gravity hits us all, Sandra.
重点是别让我们的心灵 The challenge is to make sure our spirits don't drop quite as far.
跟肉体一样下垂了 重点是别让我们的心灵 The challenge is to make sure our spirits don't drop quite as far.
跟肉体一样下垂了
听着 我想让你振作起来 Look,
I want to help you get back on your feet, but you're making it very difficult.
但你很不合作 I'm not like you, Bif.
碧芙 我跟你不一样 但你很不合作 I'm not like you, Bif.
碧芙 我跟你不一样
I...
我没办法… I can't just...
像朵莲花一样完全绽放 Open up like a lotus flower.
我知道成长的过程中 I know when we were growing up, showing emotions was seen as a weakness,
展露情绪是软弱的表现 我知道成长的过程中 I know when we were growing up, showing emotions was seen as a weakness,
展露情绪是软弱的表现
但就我的经验而言 but in my experience, bottling them up gets you nowhere. 展露情绪是软弱的表现
但就我的经验而言 but in my experience, bottling them up gets you nowhere.
一味压抑也不是办法 但就我的经验而言 but in my experience, bottling them up gets you nowhere.
一味压抑也不是办法
这是一场无法醒来的噩梦 This is like a bad dream that I can't wake up from.
本来麦可和我 Mike and I were supposed to be setting off on a cruise around the Adriatic tomorrow.
明天要搭船前往亚得里亚海 本来麦可和我 Mike and I were supposed to be setting off on a cruise around the Adriatic tomorrow.
明天要搭船前往亚得里亚海
下周四要不要跟我一起参加舞蹈课？ Why don't you come down with me to my dance class next Thursday?
应该会让你打起精神来 It might cheer you up.
我已经出够洋相了 不要 I've been made to feel enough of a fool already, thank you.
你在说什么呀？ What are you talking about?
你是个杰出的舞者 You're a great dancer.
那是陈年往事了 That was a lifetime ago.
这影片是哪来的？ Where did you get this?
几年前我把爸爸的 超级八厘米底片转成DVD I had Dad's Super-8 film transferred to DVD a few years ago.
本来打算寄一份给你 I meant to send you a copy.
还记得妈妈一针一线 Do you remember Mum sewing all that stiff, nasty net onto the petticoat?
把那些蕾丝绣到衬裙上吗？ 还记得妈妈一针一线 Do you remember Mum sewing all that stiff, nasty net onto the petticoat?
把那些蕾丝绣到衬裙上吗？
记得 感觉就像… Mmm. I remember it. It was like... 把那些蕾丝绣到衬裙上吗？
记得 感觉就像… Mmm. I remember it. It was like...
站在起司刨丝器上跳舞 dancing in a cheese grater.
这个男孩叫什么名字？ What was his name again?
葛维利包威尔 Gregory Powell.
几年前我在基尔福遇到他 I bumped into him a few years ago in Guildford.
还是一样弱不禁风 Camp as Christmas.
难怪呀 No surprises there, though.
我看起来好快乐 I look so happy.
是啊 You were.
快点 我们会错过暖身的 Come on, we're gonna miss the warm up.
最好错过整堂课 I'd be happy to miss the whole bloody thing!
各位早安 抱歉我们迟到了 Morning, everyone. Sorry we're late.
唉 骄傲夫人也来啦 Oh, here she is. Lady Never Shit.
你怎么没说他也来上课？ You didn't tell me he'd be here.
克蕾娜 这是我妹妹珊卓拉 Corrinna, this is my sister, Sandra.
她今天可以跟我们一起上课吗？ She's going to be joining us today, is that all right?
当然没问题 Yeah, of course. Find a space, ladies.
自己找个位子吧 当然没问题 Yeah, of course. Find a space, ladies.
自己找个位子吧
你好 我叫贾姬 - Hello, I'm Jackie. - Oh, nice to meet you.
幸会 你好 我叫贾姬 - Hello, I'm Jackie. - Oh, nice to meet you.
幸会
你来跟碧芙一起住？ - You staying with Bif? - Yes.
是啊 - How long? - Not really sure,
要住多久？ 是啊 - How long? - Not really sure,
不知道 过一天算一天吧 just taking one day at a time.
珊卓拉刚经历婚变 Sandra's marriage has just collapsed.
贾姬是婚姻之事的沙场老将 Jackie's a veteran where affairs of the heart are concerned.
我结过五次婚 Been married five times.
最后这次是因为宗教的缘故破局 First one broke down for religious reasons.
他以为自己是上帝 He thought he was God. I didn't.
大家听好
我可不认同 Okay, everyone, time to get rid of the cobwebs. 大家听好
我可不认同 Okay, everyone, time to get rid of the cobwebs.
该清清身上的蜘蛛网了 我可不认同 Okay, everyone, time to get rid of the cobwebs.
该清清身上的蜘蛛网了
那是唯一让泰德四肢健全的东西耶 It's the only thing that's holding Ted together. 该清清身上的蜘蛛网了
那是唯一让泰德四肢健全的东西耶 It's the only thing that's holding Ted together.
对啦 我是靠蜘蛛网和这身莱卡纤维 Yeah, that and this bloody Lycra.
好了 大伙围成一圈 All right. Okay, everyone, form a circle.
跟身边的人手牵手 And everyone hold hands with their neighbour.
珊卓拉？ - Sandra? - There we go.
好 开始啰
好的 我想大家都知道该怎么做 All right, I think we all know what to do.
左脚伸进去 ? You put your left leg in ?
左脚抽出来 ? Your left leg out ?
进、出、进、出 ? In out in out you shake it all about ?
全身动一动 进、出、进、出 ? In out in out you shake it all about ?
全身动一动
屁股扭一扭 ? You do the Hokey Cokey And you turn around ?
接着转一圈 屁股扭一扭 ? You do the Hokey Cokey And you turn around ?
接着转一圈
这样就对啦 ? And that's what it's all about ?
哦… ? Oi ?
哦…跳跳舞 ? Whoa the Hokey Cokey ?
哦…跳跳舞 ? Whoa, the Hokey Cokey ?
膝盖弯曲 手臂伸直 啦啦啦 ? Knees bend all stretch Ra ra ra ?
各位 两个两个一组 Okay, everybody, find your partners.
查理 你在哪里？查理 Charlie, where are you, Charlie?
跳华尔兹的时间到啰 It's time to waltz.
札克 Zach!
我当男方 你当女方 I'll be the guy, you be the girl.
One, two, three.
一、二、三、二、二、三 One, two, three, two, two...
碧芙 我可以自己数 I can count, Bif.
我知道 I know.
再来一次 Again.
泰德 怎么了？ What is it, Ted?
让我静一下好吗？ Just give me a minute, will you?
泰德？ - Ted? - It's all right. I've got it.
没关系 让我来吧 泰德？ - Ted? - It's all right. I've got it.
没关系 让我来吧
查理 这是我们的结婚主题曲 That was our wedding tune, Charlie.
每次都让我想到往事 Sets me... Sets me off every time.
你转太快 我都眼花了 You're spinning me too fast. I'm getting disorientated.
看得出来 I can tell.
你要去哪里？ Where are you going? Sandra?
珊卓拉？ 你要去哪里？ Where are you going? Sandra?
珊卓拉？
有时候我忍不住会想… It's just some days, I...
当时能跟她一起走就好了 I wish we'd gone together.
兄弟…好了… Oh, man. Oh, yeah.
我知道… I know. I know. I know.
我需要去洗手间 Oh, I... just wanted to spend a penny.
慢慢来 Spend as much as you like.
厕所就在楼下 Bog's down there.
兄弟 没事了 Oh, man. All right, mate.
没事了 Come on.
亲爱的 我们周六见 All right, darling, I'll see you on Saturday.
好 再见 Okay, bye.
谁呀？ - Who is that? - Nicola.
妮可拉 - Huh? - My daughter, your niece.
什么？ 妮可拉 - Huh? - My daughter, your niece.
我女儿 你的侄女 妮可拉 - Huh? - My daughter, your niece.
我女儿 你的侄女
对哦 - Oh, of course. - Where did I put my drink?
我的饮料放哪去了？ 对哦 - Oh, of course. - Where did I put my drink?
我的饮料放哪去了？
她要带我的孙子路克来找我 She's gonna bring Luke, my grandson, up to visit me,
你终于要见到他了 - so you can finally get to meet him. - Oh, I'd love to,
很好 但得改天再说 but it'll have to be another time. I've already got plans.
当天我有事 很好 但得改天再说 but it'll have to be another time. I've already got plans.
当天我有事
什么事？ - Like what? - I'm going on a date.
我要去约会 什么事？ - Like what? - I'm going on a date.
我要去约会
你已经过了约会的年龄了 Aren't you past all that?
我记得上床没有所谓的年龄限制 Last time I checked, there wasn't an age limit for getting your leg over.
手机借我一下行吗？ Can I borrow your phone a minute?
在这儿呀 There you are.
Cor, you've... a bit of a tangle here, Lil.
莉莉 你的头发有点乱呢 Cor, you've... a bit of a tangle here, Lil.
莉莉 你的头发有点乱呢
亲爱的 怎么了？ What is it, love?
Hey.
是不是需要什么？ Do you want something?
我想见查理 I want to see Charlie.
亲爱的你看看我 我就是查理 You're looking at him, love.
I am Charlie.
别碰我 Don't touch me.
好 要不然… All right, love. Um...
出去散步好吗？呼吸新鲜空气？ Why don't we, erm, go for a walk, eh? Get a bit of air?
别碰我 Eh?
Get off me.
让我自己静一静 Leave me alone.
路克的帽子真漂亮 That's a very snazzy hat Luke's wearing.
是帕米拉买给他的 Pamela bought it for him.
为什么她要买东西送他？ Why is she buying him presents?
妈 Mum.
我希望自己能扭转一切 但是没办法 I wish I could change what's happened but I can't.
我也知道你不好受 但… I know you're hurting, but...
我只想跟你共度美好的一天 I just want to have a nice day with you.
外婆 帮我推推好吗？ Grandma, can you push me?
又来呀？好啊 I can. Yes.
为什么你跟外公没有一起住了？ Why aren't you living with grandpa any more?
Um...
你还记得… Remember when
奥斯卡弄坏你新的变形金刚 Oscar broke your new Transformer and you said you never wanted
你说自己不想再跟他说话了吗？ - to speak to him again? - Yeah.
记得 Well, that's sort of what's happened with me and grandpa.
我跟外公的情况有点类似那样 记得 Well, that's sort of what's happened with me and grandpa.
我跟外公的情况有点类似那样
那只要他买新的变形金刚给你 So, you'll come back if he buys you a new Transformer? 我跟外公的情况有点类似那样
那只要他买新的变形金刚给你 So, you'll come back if he buys you a new Transformer?
你就会回家？ 那只要他买新的变形金刚给你 So, you'll come back if he buys you a new Transformer?
你就会回家？
可能吧… Maybe.
You're not going to leave me out here in the...
杰尔… Gerald, Gerald, Gerald. Come in here.
进来吧 不 到客厅去 No, no, let's go in here.
等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one sec. One sec.
等一下 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one sec. One sec.
等一下
你最爱的曲子
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
帮你暖身 Warming you up.
不用啦 Don't worry about that.
我早就准备好啰 I'm armed and dangerous.
只要三十分钟就行了 Thirty minutes and I'll be good to go.
我十分钟就帮你搞定 I'll get you there in ten.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ahh.
杰尔？ Gerald?
杰尔？ Gerald!
你没事吧？ - You all right? - I'm fine.
我没事 But I don't think Gerald is.
但我想杰尔不太对劲 我没事 But I don't think Gerald is.
但我想杰尔不太对劲
(杰尔浩特布瑞斯威特) 他很讨人喜欢 He was a lovely fella.
又幽默 又亲切 Funny, kind...
尤其是下面那根… - Hung like a... - Please.
够了 太详细了 Too much information.
没想到你会拿往生者开玩笑 I can't believe you're laughing about him, poor man.
珊卓拉 杰尔是挂着笑容过世的 Gerald clocked-off with a smile on his face, Sandra.
这样还不够好吗？ That's all any of us can hope for.
难道你…一点都不怕死？ Aren't you scared of dying?
有什么好怕的？ What's there to be frightened of?
因为…这样就结束了 Well, the fact that...
that that's it.
马克吐温说得好 As Mark Twain said,
「出世以前 我死了好几十亿年 I was dead for billions of years before I was born and had not suffered
对我来说毫无不便」 the slightest inconvenience from it.
慢、慢、快、快、慢 Slow, slow,
quick, quick, slow,
脚并拢 停 side together.
慢、慢、快、快、慢 Slow, slow,
quick, quick, slow,
脚并拢 停 side together.
可以吗？大家都看清楚了？ Okay, has everyone got that? Yeah? All right, find a partner.
很好 自己找个伴 可以吗？大家都看清楚了？ Okay, has everyone got that? Yeah? All right, find a partner.
很好 自己找个伴
查理？ Oh, um, Charlie.
可以请你…你知道吧？ Can... You know it, don't you? Can you be with Sandra, please?
请你跟珊卓拉一组好吗？ 可以请你…你知道吧？ Can... You know it, don't you? Can you be with Sandra, please?
请你跟珊卓拉一组好吗？
谢谢 札克 Yep, thank you.
请下音乐 Zach, music.
五、六、七、八 Five, six, seven, eight.
很好 转圈… Okay, turn, turn.
很好 一起来 Slow, side, together.
对 Yep.
呃… Uh, look,
听着 我… I know this goes against every instinct,
我知道这么说不太合理 听着 我… I know this goes against every instinct,
我知道这么说不太合理
但你可不可以… but, er, it might help if you... 我知道这么说不太合理
但你可不可以… but, er, it might help if you...
让我带舞？ let me lead?
好 当然 - Yes, I would. - All right. Yeah?
可以吗？ - Yes. - Yeah?
可以 可以吗？ - Yes. - Yeah?
真的？ 可以吗？ - Yes. - Yeah?
真的？
Hands higher.
好了 There, we made it.
我们成功了 好了 There, we made it.
我们成功了
是啊 Yes.
很好 Great, lovely, everyone.
同学们 麻烦过来我这里
大家都很棒 Can you make your way up here, class? 同学们 麻烦过来我这里
在开始下一支舞之前 Before we go onto the next dance,
贾姬有个好点子 Jackie has come up with a rather fun idea
让我们能在这个冬天好好自我挑战 of how we can challenge ourselves this winter.
我不要再用平底雪橇滑下国会山庄了 I'm not tobogganing down Parliament Hill again.
你真没骨气 You're just a sore loser.
整个冬天 Throughout the winter, every seven minutes,
每七分钟就有一名长者冻死 an elderly person dies from cold.
英国老年协会打算改善这种状况 Now Age UK are trying to change that
现在正为新的活动「散播温暖」募款 by raising funds for their new campaign called, "Spread the Warmth."
我想现在已经不流行冰桶挑战了 I think we're probably passed our ice bucket challenge days,
不过每个人都还是能略尽棉力 but one thing we all can do is shake a leg or two.
我们何不在大街上跳一场舞 So how about we put on a dance performance in public,
向路人要求乐捐呢？ and pass the hat around?
好极了 Oh, yes.
你想跳什么舞？ What dance were you thinking?
各种舞都来一点如何？ Well, how about a bit of everything?
好耶 类似混搭 Yeah, like a mash-up.
谁想加入？ So who's gonna join us?
我！ I am.
来嘛 反正是圣诞节 - Oh, come on, it's Christmas. - Come on!
来嘛 很好 Yes.
来嘛
踊跃一点 Come on. 来嘛
踊跃一点 Come on.
太好了 踊跃一点 Come on.
太好了
来嘛
珊卓拉 你有看过中央暖气账单吗？ Sandra, have you actually ever seen a central heating bill?
别对我晓以大义 Don't be so patronising.
我愿意慷慨解囊 I would happily make a generous donation.
但别叫我在大家面前丢脸 I do not want to embarrass myself in public.
年纪增长的好处之一 Surely one of the perks of being old is it doesn't matter any more.
不就是丢掉面子的包袱吗？ Well, it does to me.
我办不到 不就是丢掉面子的包袱吗？ Well, it does to me.
我办不到
珊卓拉 怕死是一回事 You know, it's one thing being scared of dying, Sandra,
但担惊受怕的活着又是另一回事了 it's a whole different matter being scared of living.
好 就快好啰 That's it. Nearly there.
好…亲爱的 可以了 All right. Oh, there we go, love.
你在做什么？ What're you doing?
跟你一起用餐 Having tea with you. Same as every Thursday.
每个星期四都是这样呀 跟你一起用餐 Having tea with you. Same as every Thursday.
每个星期四都是这样呀
来吧 Here you are.
这是你的最爱 是鸡肉呀 It's your favourite, love. It's chicken.
是鸡肉… Well, it was chicken.
不 不要紧 莉莉 没关系 Oh, it's all right, Lilly,
亲爱的 放轻松 it's okay, love. Calm down, love.
莉莉 没关系 It's all right, it's all right, it's all right, Lilly. It's all right.
没事了… - It's all right. It's your husband. - Lilly.
莉莉 没事了… - It's all right. It's your husband. - Lilly.
是你的丈夫查理哦 It's Charlie.
骗子 Liar!
莉莉 没事了 It's all right. It's all right, Lilly.
你好 Hiya!
你好 Hello.
看来今天你还没踏出家门 I take it you've not seen daylight today?
只是在收发重要的电子邮件而已 I've just been checking up on some important emails.
你是指虚拟世界的掩护吧 Virtual curtain twitching, you mean.
你只不过是拒绝使用社群媒体罢了 Just because you choose not to do social media...
你这么喜欢偷窥别人的生活 How do you expect to take control of your life
又怎能好好控制自己的人生呢？ when you're so obsessed with everyone else's?
出去骑脚踏车怎么样？ Why don't you take the bike out? Go for a ride?
去骑个一圈 Get some fresh air.
呼吸新鲜空气 I can think of easier ways to kill myself.
要自杀不必那么麻烦 呼吸新鲜空气 I can think of easier ways to kill myself.
要自杀不必那么麻烦
看得出来 Clearly.
等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
舞步要变了
好 停！ Okay, stop, stop, stop! This really is a mash-up.
真是一团混乱 All right, look, don't get disheartened.
听着 千万别灰心 真是一团混乱 All right, look, don't get disheartened.
听着 千万别灰心
我们一定会成功的 We will get there.
是啊 如果我没心肌梗塞的话 Yeah, if I don't have a coronary first.
请大家回家后一定要练习 But you must practise these steps at home. It's the only way we're gonna remember.
这是熟记舞步的唯一方法 请大家回家后一定要练习 But you must practise these steps at home. It's the only way we're gonna remember.
这是熟记舞步的唯一方法
我连自己是谁都搞不清了 I can't even remember my own name. 这是熟记舞步的唯一方法
我连自己是谁都搞不清了 I can't even remember my own name.
好吗？准备再来一次了吗？ Okay, are we ready to go again?
好 - Yes. - Yeah.
很好 札克 下音乐 Okay. Zach, music.
你在搞什么？ What the hell have you done?
打扫房子呀 Tidied up.
这不是害我找不到东西吗？ Well, how am I supposed to find anything now?
我只是想帮忙 Just trying to help.
这些食物全都过期很久了 All this food is way past its sell-by date.
别告诉我你相信有效日期那一套 Please don't tell me you subscribe to the "Best Before" conspiracy?
等你肉毒杆菌中毒就不会这样说了 You won't be saying that when you're struck down with botulism.
有效期限 19日…天啊 "Best before 19..."
Oh, blimey.
左脚向后 两脚并拢 右脚向前才对 It's left foot back, feet together, right foot forward, feet together.
Argh.
因为你放错脚 所以才会重心不稳 You're losing your balance because you're setting off on the wrong foot.
舒服地躺在沙发上说当然简单 Easy for you to say from the comfort of the sofa.
我只是想帮忙 - Just trying to help. - Well, don't!
不必了 我只是想帮忙 - Just trying to help. - Well, don't!
不必了
查理 你好 Hi, Charlie.
她在起居室里 She's in the day room.
其实我是来找你的 - Oh, I've come to see you, actually. - Oh.
哦 其实我是来找你的 - Oh, I've come to see you, actually. - Oh.
哦
查理 大多时候她都很安详 Charlie, most of the time, she's in a comfortable routine.
我希望她可以一直保持这样 Well, then that's the way I want her to be all the time.
我…一直在想… Uh, I've been thinking, um...
也许我不再来访… Maybe it's better for Lilly if I, er...
对莉莉而言比较好 don't come any more.
这是一件坏事吗？ Is that a bad idea?
这种事没有所谓的对错 There's no right or wrong in these situations.
查理 为了她 你连房子都卖了 Look, you sold your house to care for her, Charlie.
你已经仁至义尽 No one could have done anything more.
亲爱的 你好 Hello, love.
Huh.
保重啊 Take care, love.
查理？ Charlie?
我刚好路过 想说也许… I was just passing and I thought maybe...
唉唷 希望你可以修修这道门 Oh, wish you'd get this bloody door sorted.
怎么了？ What's up?
说再见的时候到了 Er, it was time to say goodbye.
查理 我很遗憾 I'm so sorry, Charlie.
谢谢 我也很遗憾 Thanks, uh...
Me too.
你知道吗？ You know, I...
碧芙 我这一辈子都在修理东西 I spent my whole life
fixing things, Bif, you know?
我有一双巧手 Uh...
Pretty good at it.
但是对她… But there's nothing...
我却毫无办法… abs... absolutely nothing,
一点办法…也没有… nothing I could...
我对她束手无策 I can do to fix... fix her.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你怎么可以这样对我 How dare you do this to me? I hate you so much!
我恨你！ 你怎么可以这样对我 How dare you do this to me? I hate you so much!
我恨你！
Aah!
哦 我没听到你进门 Oh, didn't hear you come in.
才刚进来而已 Just walked in the door. I got us a curry.
我买了咖哩 才刚进来而已 Just walked in the door. I got us a curry.
我买了咖哩
今天你的气色不错 You seem more upbeat today.
我的脑袋里一直出现那首恼人的旋律 Oh, I just got this annoying tune going round in my head.
这是你的信 Hmm, this one's for you.
Hmm.
Oh.
有好消息吗？ More bills.
怎么了？ What's the matter?
离婚协议书 Divorce petition.
你很意外吗？ Well, weren't you expecting that?
不然你以为会发生什么事？ What did you think was gonna happen?
我以为他会恢复理智 Well, I thought he would come to his senses and
打电话来求我复合 phone me up and beg me to come home and
回到从前的生活 so I could get on with my life.
这样你就不必离家出走了吧？ Oh, surely you wouldn't have gone?
我知道你觉得我异想天开 I know you think I'm mad, Bif, but I've...
但我一辈子都跟麦可在一起 I've loved Mike for most of my life and whatever he's done,
无论他多对不起我 those feelings don't just...
那份感情…依然存在 无论他多对不起我 those feelings don't just...
那份感情…依然存在
是啊 Go away. 那份感情…依然存在
Nor this.
你得寻求专家的帮助 You need to get an expert opinion.
他想把房子卖掉怎么办？ What about him selling the house?
既然他想卖 就让他卖吧 Well, if the bastard wants to sell it, let him.
这样珊卓拉也能用分到的钱 Then Sandra could buy something smaller with her share.
买间小一点的房子 and live comfortably off the remaining equity.
再用剩下的财产舒服过日子 买间小一点的房子 and live comfortably off the remaining equity.
再用剩下的财产舒服过日子
还好你可以优先选择财产内容 The good news is, you get first dibs of the contents.
他只要求伊丽莎白一世晚餐桌 All he's requested is the Elizabethan dining table,
六组玻璃杯 six cut glass tumblers, and his tennis trophies.
还有网球奖杯而已 六组玻璃杯 six cut glass tumblers, and his tennis trophies.
还有网球奖杯而已
三十五年的婚姻只值这样？ 35 years of marriage, and that's all he values?
抱歉 珊卓拉 请原谅我的拙口笨舌 I'm sorry, Sandra, that was shockingly clumsy of me.
但我能保有头衔吧？ But I can still keep my title?
珊卓拉 头衔不属于你 I'm afraid it's not your title, Sandra.
婚姻关系终止后 头衔会转移到 When the marriage is dissolved, it will be transferred to his chosen consort.
他所选择的配偶身上 婚姻关系终止后 头衔会转移到 When the marriage is dissolved, it will be transferred to his chosen consort.
他所选择的配偶身上
当个自由的女人 总比当个被囚的夫人好吧 Surely becoming a free woman is better than being a kept lady.
老天 这房子可真大 Good God, this place is obscene.
你们有仆人吗？ - Did you have staff? - You're looking at her.
我就是啊 Oh.
哦 When we bought this house, I thought we'd be here forever.
买房子时 我们以为会永远住下来 哦 When we bought this house, I thought we'd be here forever.
买房子时 我们以为会永远住下来
珍妮特 Janet.
你怎么来了？ What are you doing here?
珊卓拉 Sandra, what a surprise!
真没想到 No, I was just collecting some spare balls from your court.
我到你家网球场上捡球 真没想到 No, I was just collecting some spare balls from your court.
你应该不介意吧？ I thought you wouldn't mind, for the annual tennis tournament,
是今天下午的年度网球锦标赛要用的 你应该不介意吧？ I thought you wouldn't mind, for the annual tennis tournament,
是今天下午的年度网球锦标赛要用的
this afternoon. 是今天下午的年度网球锦标赛要用的
珍妮特 这是我姊姊伊丽莎白 Janet, this is my sister, Elizabeth.
请叫我碧芙 你好 Bif, hi.
你会回来多久？ How long are you back for?
只有今天 我想趁买家过来参观之前 Just the day, I'm collecting some personal things
回来拿些私人物品 from the house before it's shown to buyers.
哦 我们有看到出售的消息 I know. We saw it had gone on the market. Such a shame.
可惜你白白把阳台整修好了 哦 我们有看到出售的消息 I know. We saw it had gone on the market. Such a shame.
可惜你白白把阳台整修好了
After all that work you'd done with the patio. 可惜你白白把阳台整修好了
After all that work you'd done with the patio.
没办法 日子还是要过 But still, you know, life goes on.
也许我离开前会过去跟球队打声招呼 Maybe I'll find a minute to pop over and say hello to the gang, before we leave.
那样会有点尴尬 Oh, that would be a bit awkward.
麦可要过来了 Mike is coming.
跟帕米拉一起 And Pamela.
很遗憾 跟你们这些 爱打球的家伙比起来 Sadly, as much as one loves playing with balls, one's rather pressed for time.
我们的时间很宝贵 很遗憾 跟你们这些 爱打球的家伙比起来 Sadly, as much as one loves playing with balls, one's rather pressed for time.
我们的时间很宝贵
难怪你不愿放手 No wonder you stuck it out for so long. You must have barely seen one another.
你们相处的时间应该不多吧 难怪你不愿放手 No wonder you stuck it out for so long. You must have barely seen one another.
你们相处的时间应该不多吧
这么多奖杯是怎么回事？ And what's with all this silverware?
简直像个神龛似的 It's like a bloody shrine.
以前我花好几个钟头把这些擦得雪亮 I used to spend hours polishing those.
我想… And I think...
是啊 自这场锦标赛起 Yes, from that tournament on, he was sleeping with her.
他们就开始暗地偷情了 是啊 自这场锦标赛起 Yes, from that tournament on, he was sleeping with her.
他们就开始暗地偷情了
他真是可恶至极 Well, he doesn't deserve any prizes for that.
来吧 换你了 - Come on, your turn! - No, I can't!
我不行啦 Just do it.
快点 我不行啦 Just do it.
快点
珊卓拉 加油 给他点颜色瞧瞧 Go on, Sandra. Give it to him.
感觉如何？ How does that make you feel?
我本来想说比性爱更好 Well, I was gonna... I was gonna say better than sex, but it's been so long,
但太久没做了 我都忘了是什么感觉 I've forgotten what it's like.
麦可是个称职的爱人吗？ Was Mike a good lover?
应该是吧 I... I think so.
认识麦可之前 你总有自己的人生吧 Please tell me there was life before Mike?
难怪你离不开这家伙 No wonder you put all that crap on a pedestal.
你们好 - Hello. - Hi.
你好 What are they doing here?
他们怎么来了？ Well, you needed a man with a van.
你需要会开车的男人 I got you two for the price of one.
我帮你找了两个来 你需要会开车的男人 I got you two for the price of one.
我帮你找了两个来
查理 我欠你一个道歉 Charlie, I think I owe you an apology.
初次见面时 你肯定觉得我很无礼 I must have come across
quite rude when we first met.
唉 我早就不记得了 Ah, it's already forgotten.
我了解自己孤身一人时 Anyway, I know how disorientating it can be
那种茫然若失的感受 when you find yourself on your own.
会越来越好转吗？ Does it get any easier?
希望会吧 I hope so.
喂！难道只有我和泰德在做事？ Oi! Are Ted and I the only ones working around here?
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
查理 我要检举你未经申请偷休息 I'll need to report you for an unscheduled rest break, Charlie.
真是个抓耙子 - You grass! - Bugger!
该死 - Oh, er, hang on. - Okay.
小心点 该死 - Oh, er, hang on. - Okay.
小心点
要不要休息一下？ Perhaps we should take a bit of a tea break, eh?
好啊 - Yeah. - Obviously with
看来是获得泰德同志的首肯了 - Comrade Ted's permission here. - Da.
没错 Any chance of something stronger?
要不要去喝一杯？ 没错 Any chance of something stronger?
要不要去喝一杯？
唉唷 Ow! Ooh.
你没事吧？ Are you all right?
我可不想当没有金洁作伴的弗莱德 - I don't fancy being Fred without Ginger. - What?
什么？ At the mash-up if you can't flippin' dance.
混搭舞呀 你是我的舞伴 什么？ At the mash-up if you can't flippin' dance.
混搭舞呀 你是我的舞伴
我才不会错过那么有趣的事呢 The last thing I want to miss is the fun. 混搭舞呀 你是我的舞伴
我才不会错过那么有趣的事呢 The last thing I want to miss is the fun.
最糟的状况是有人代替我… - Worst case, maybe someone else... - Not happening.
不可能？为什么？
不可能 - No. - Why? 不可能？为什么？
不可能 - No. - Why?
反正她也没空练习 She won't have time to learn it, anyway.
她比我还熟呢 - She knows it better than I do. - What difference does that make?
那又怎么样？ 她比我还熟呢 - She knows it better than I do. - What difference does that make?
那又怎么样？
没关系 我请客 No, it's all right. My treat.
谢谢 Thank you.
我请客 It's my round.
想喝什么？ - What do you fancy? - Yes, ladies.
女士们 -请给我半品脱拉格啤酒 - Erm, a half of lager, please. - Half a lager.
半品脱拉格啤酒 - Okay, I'll have a gin and tonic. - G and T.
我要琴汤尼 半品脱拉格啤酒 - Okay, I'll have a gin and tonic. - G and T.
一杯琴汤尼 Sandra?
珊卓拉 一杯琴汤尼 Sandra?
珊卓拉
你怎么会在这里？ What are you doing here?
只是来拿些婚姻生活的纪念品罢了 Just picking up a few souvenirs from our life together.
麦可 我们走 Come on, Mikey, let's go.
走吧 That's right, run along, pretend that nothing's happened.
对 快滚吧 当作什么事都没发生 走吧 That's right, run along, pretend that nothing's happened.
对 快滚吧 当作什么事都没发生
珊卓拉 别让大家难堪 Let's not cause another scene, Sandra. 对 快滚吧 当作什么事都没发生
珊卓拉 别让大家难堪 Let's not cause another scene, Sandra.
老天爷 破坏婚姻就理直气壮 Heaven forbid. Perfectly all right to destroy a marriage,
我想说句话却不行 not okay to talk about it.
该死的小三 Home wrecker.
我只是个贤内助 Home maker, more like.
也许你可以打扮得像在拍洗衣粉广告 You may look as if you're in some
washing powder commercial, but underneath, you'll always be a grubby little bitch.
但内在却不折不扣 washing powder commercial, but underneath, you'll always be a grubby little bitch.
是个卑鄙的贱人 washing powder commercial, but underneath, you'll always be a grubby little bitch.
是个卑鄙的贱人
帕米拉 走吧 快走 Come on, Pamela, let's go. 是个卑鄙的贱人
帕米拉 走吧 快走 Come on, Pamela, let's go.
Come on, leave it.
哇 真爽快 Whoa! Well, that's her told!
这杯本店作东 This one's on the house.
好啊！ Well done!
说得妙 Touché.
她来了 - Here she is! - Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my keys.
碧芙 快来吧 她来了 - Here she is! - Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my keys.
碧芙 快来吧
抱歉我来迟了 找不到钥匙 - Come on, Bif. - Come on, you lot. 碧芙 快来吧
抱歉我来迟了 找不到钥匙 - Come on, Bif. - Come on, you lot.
动作快 -你的身体不要紧吗？ - Are you sure you're up to this? - Shake a leg! Crack on!
加油 你可以的！ -我一定要跳 - I better be. - Yes. Move along, get inside.
好 继续 上车 加油 你可以的！ -我一定要跳 - I better be. - Yes. Move along, get inside.
好 继续 上车
走 出发 Go! Let's go!
泰德 你看起来心神不宁 - You look nervous, Ted. - I'm not nervous.
我哪有 - I'm bloody terrified. - You'll be fine.
我简直是魂飞魄散了 我哪有 - I'm bloody terrified. - You'll be fine.
没问题的 我哪有 - I'm bloody terrified. - You'll be fine.
希望如此 I hope.
查理 等一下 Charlie, hang on.
还有空位吗？ - Room for a small one? - Yay!
唉呀 还有空位吗？ - Room for a small one? - Yay!
唉呀
改变心意啦 So, you changed your mind, lass.
泰德 其实我改变了不少呢 About a lot of things, actually, Ted.
一、二、三点钟 四点钟开始！ ? One two three o'clock four o'clock rock! ?
五、六、七点钟 八点钟开始！ ? Five six seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock!
九、十、十一点钟 十二点钟开始 ? Nine ten eleven o'clock twelve o'clock rock! ?
今晚我们要跳翻天！
Hey!
外公 瞧瞧外婆传给我的影片 Gramps, look what grandma sent me.
她变成网络红人了 It's gone viral.
有够荒唐 Tsk, she looks ridiculous.
她去烫头发了 She's had her hair done. It's knocked years off her.
看起来年轻不少 她去烫头发了 She's had her hair done. It's knocked years off her.
看起来年轻不少
唉唷 - Ooh! - Sorry. Foot slipped.
不好意思 脚滑了一下 唉唷 - Ooh! - Sorry. Foot slipped.
碧芙 快一点 -怎么了？ - Come on, Bif! - What?
我们快要醒酒了 We're in danger of sobering up?
有我在别想 Not on my watch.
尝尝 Try.
真够呛！ Mmm, lethal.
这样才够味吧？ Isn't that the point?
是啊 Yes.
查理 Charlie?
饮料来啦 Ah! Refreshments!
太好了 Lovely!
兄弟 干杯 -哦 看起来真好吃 - Cheers, buddy! - Right, that looks a bit tasty!
有很多…听着 Listen. Oh, look! Listen, listen.
伦敦青年十四回应道 LondonYouth14 commented,
「虽然是一群老骨头 "They may be clapping, but these old peeps are banging!"
但这些家伙还真屌！」 「虽然是一群老骨头 "They may be clapping, but these old peeps are banging!"
但这些家伙还真屌！」
Whoo-hoo. 但这些家伙还真屌！」
Whoo-hoo.
拜托说白话一点 In English, please.
意思是 虽然年纪不小又有点紧张 He's saying despite being old, and a little frayed,
但这群长辈的舞跳得还真不赖 these elderly people are rather good.
我们的实力有目共睹啊 Who's gonna argue with that?
干杯
你好 Oh, hello.
你好啊 Hiya.
真想不到 I can't believe how...
你的船屋这么舒适 how homely your barge is.
你好像很惊讶 Mmm. You sound surprised.
我从没想过有人会住在船上 Well, I suppose I've never really thought of a boat as a place to live.
请坐 - Want to... - Oh, yes, thanks.
谢谢 So how long have you had it? Uh, her?
你住在这艘船上多久了？ 谢谢 So how long have you had it? Uh, her?
你住在这艘船上多久了？
仔细想想 大概有五年了 Oh, it's... 你住在这艘船上多久了？
仔细想想 大概有五年了 Oh, it's...
coming up to about five years, I think, since I sold the house.
自从我把房子卖掉 coming up to about five years, I think, since I sold the house.
自从我把房子卖掉
大家都劝我要住在房子里 Everybody advised me to, you know,
stay on the property ladder, keep my money in bricks and mortar.
把钱存在银行里 stay on the property ladder, keep my money in bricks and mortar.
把钱存在银行里
是啊 也有人劝我这样分配财产 Yeah, they say the same thing to me about my share of the sale.
你瞧 人人都希望坐拥房地产对吧？ Well, you know, this country's obsessed with home ownership, isn't it?
Hmm.
也许这样让人有独立感 You know, I suppose it makes people feel independent.
但我却有别的看法 But I see it differently.
我觉得自己被困住了 It's like a trap.
而且我也需要释出一些资金 Plus I, uh, I had to free up a bit of capital.
看得出来 你的优势在于 Well, I can certainly see the advantage of being able to change your neighbours
想换邻居随时可以换 whenever you feel like it.
这句话我会对泰德保密的 I won't tell Ted you said that.
你觉得… So do you...
自己会永远这样生活下去吗？ see yourself living like this forever?
不… No.
不会 No, no.
等时机成熟 我打算来场大冒险 When the time's right, I plan to take on a bigger adventure.
横跨英吉利海峡 You know, sail across the Channel.
慢慢向法国前进 直到卡马格 Slowly work my way down through France to the Camargue.
真美好 That sounds idyllic.
Yeah.
只要厕所的马达别坏掉就行 As long as the pump on the toilet doesn't pack up.
谁知道呢 Well, you know...
来吧 Here.
我们到底为什么要自讨苦吃？ Can you remind me exactly why we're doing this?
因为游泳对身体好 Because swimming's good for you.
那也不用挑冬天游呀 Not in the middle of winter.
别吵了 Do shut up.
早安 特鲁 水温如何？ Morning, Pru, what's the water like?
冷得要死 反正你也不会注意到 Very cold. Not that you'd notice.
她是怎么了？ What's wrong with her?
我们交往过 We had a thing once, didn't last.
可惜维持不久 You...
你跟女人交往？ 可惜维持不久 You...
你跟女人交往？
You swing both ways? 你跟女人交往？
偶尔啦 Sure, sometimes.
你也该试试看 You should try it. Doubles your chances on Saturday night.
周六晚上被约的机会倍增哦 你也该试试看 You should try it. Doubles your chances on Saturday night.
周六晚上被约的机会倍增哦
你好 - Hello. - Hi.
你和查理好像和好了
你好 You and Charlie seem to be getting on better. 你和查理好像和好了
他很好客 Well, he's... He's a very good host.
我想他对你特别关照 I noticed some guests got more attention than others.
输的人是傻蛋 Last one in is a sissy.
听我倒数 十、九、八… I'll count you in.
Ten, nine, eight...
最好的暖身就是开始游 来吧 Are you afraid to warm up? You should start moving. Come on!
唉唷 Ow! Ooh.
怎么了？ What's the matter?
我的背又疼了 唉唷 My bloody back's playing up again.
活该啦 - Ow! - Serves you right.
想不到你还会剪纸片 I can't believe you still make these.
我还记得妈妈教导我们的情景 I remember mum teaching us to do them like it was yesterday.
历历在目 我还记得妈妈教导我们的情景 I remember mum teaching us to do them like it was yesterday.
历历在目
我想她应该很后悔 I think she regretted it, though.
以前我们常为了亮粉 不停吵她 We used to drive her mad squabbling over the glitter, didn't we?
我最喜欢的圣诞节活动 是上伦敦看灯饰 My favourite Christmas treat was being taken up to London to see the lights.
除了那次到塞尔福里奇百货公司 Apart from that time when we went to see Santa at Selfridges,
见圣诞老人之外 and you peed yourself when you sat on his knee.
坐在他膝上时 你不小心失禁了 见圣诞老人之外 and you peed yourself when you sat on his knee.
坐在他膝上时 你不小心失禁了
不知道我跟他谁比较懊恼 I don't know who was more upset, me or him.
应该是他吧 Him probably.
明天要不要去？ Shall we go tomorrow?
什么？ Huh? What? To see the lights?
去看灯饰？ Why not?
有何不可？ Okay.
好啊 我们可以去购物 We could do a bit of shopping, 'cause I need to get something for Luke.
我得帮路克买礼物 好啊 我们可以去购物 We could do a bit of shopping, 'cause I need to get something for Luke.
我得帮路克买礼物
好 你先去 我晚点再跟你碰面 Hmm. All right, well, you do that first and then I'll meet you later.
等等 我扶你下来 - Wait, I'm gonna help you down. - Help you down?
不 我先下去 好啦 -不行 来吧 - Or I'll go down. - No, no, no, no. Come on.
珊卓拉 你好 Hello, Sandra.
查理 Oh, Charlie.
碧芙没说你要来 Well, Bif didn't say you were coming.
对 她也没说你会来 怎么… No, no, she didn't say you were coming either, is she here?
我打给她 All right, um...
好 I'll, I'll just call her.
All right, yeah, yeah.
嗨 珊卓拉 Sandra, hi.
真对不起 Oh, I'm so sorry.
今天下午我遇到老友 聊到忘记时间 I ran into an old flame this afternoon, I completely lost track of time.
抱歉 我们准备好了 - Sorry, we're ready. - What?
什么？我没提过他要来吗？ 抱歉 我们准备好了 - Sorry, we're ready. - What?
什么？我没提过他要来吗？
Didn't I mention he was joining us? 什么？我没提过他要来吗？
对 听着 我得挂电话了 Yeah. Listen, I've got to go.
回家见 I'll see you back at home.
好 再见 Okay, bye.
Standard! Standard!
她不会来了 对吧？ She's not coming, is she?
对 Nope.
不去看灯饰也很可惜 Well, it'd be a shame not to see the lights...now we're here.
都来了嘛 Hmm?
是啊 - Right. - Shall we? Yeah.
对 是啊 - Right. - Shall we? Yeah.
对
我还记得自己来过这里
应该是三十年前的事了
我不懂 在圣诞袜里 I don't know. What was wrong with a Satsuma
放蜜柑和几粒核桃有什么不好？ and a couple of walnuts in a stocking?
我想弥补自己不在场的遗憾 I wanted to make up for not being there.
我帮你拿 - Here, let me take that. - Oh, thank you.
谢谢 Makes it a bit easier for you, yeah.
这样你比较轻松 谢谢 Makes it a bit easier for you, yeah.
其实 这是第一次 Actually, this will be the first year I won't see my grandson
我无法看着孙子打开圣诞袜 open his stocking.
没有孩子的圣诞节肯定很奇怪 Christmas without any children is going to feel very strange.
是啊 我们试过有孩子 但… Yeah. We tried for kids, but...
一直无法成功 it just didn't happen.
我很遗憾 Oh, I'm sorry.
没关系 Oh, it's okay. No. In some ways, it... it brought us closer together.
就某方面来说 这让我们感情更好了 没关系 Oh, it's okay. No. In some ways, it... it brought us closer together.
就某方面来说 这让我们感情更好了
反正莉莉总是说照顾我已经够麻烦了 Anyway, Lilly always said I was enough trouble to look after, you know?
是啊 Yeah.
今晚真是一趟怀旧之旅 Tonight's been a trip down memory lane.
我曾跟三百个女孩一起站在这个街角 I once stood on this corner with 300 girls queuing around the block.
人都排到转弯去了 我曾跟三百个女孩一起站在这个街角 I once stood on this corner with 300 girls queuing around the block.
人都排到转弯去了
是吗？为什么？ Yeah? For what?
为了参加《歌舞在线》的试镜 Waiting to audition for Chorus Line.
你肯定是匹黑马吧？ You're a dark horse, aren't you?
我就知道你经验老到 I had a feeling you had a bit of form!
后来有通过吗？ Did you make the cut?
算是吧 Well, sort of. Erm, I got through the second round
我进到第二关 算是吧 Well, sort of. Erm, I got through the second round
我进到第二关
但后来发现自己怀了孕 but then I discovered I was pregnant. 我进到第二关
但后来发现自己怀了孕 but then I discovered I was pregnant.
所以 我转而接受另一个角色 So, I embraced a different role.
也就是母亲 Motherhood.
你有想过再试一次吗？ Ever fancy giving it another go?
麦可的观念比较传统 Mike had a rather traditional view of family life,
到舞台上抛头露面不太符合他的期望 and being a West-End Wendy didn't really fit into that.
那不是你的休旅车吗？ That's your van, isn't it?
不会吧 Oh, no. No.
先生 不好意思 Hey, excuse me, mate, I say, excuse me!
我叫你等等 先生 不好意思 Hey, excuse me, mate, I say, excuse me!
我叫你等等
你在开玩笑吧 我明明付钱到十一点 You've gotta be kidding me. I mean, I've paid till 11 o'clock.
你停到机车停车格了 Not to park on a motorbike bay, you didn't.
但应该只越线几吋而已吧？ Yeah, but it's gotta be a matter of inches, isn't it?
别这样 你没有圣诞节精神吗？ Come on, where's your Christmas spirit?
老兄 我开的是拖吊车 I drive a tow truck, mate, not Santa's sleigh.
不是圣诞老人的雪橇 How much is the fine, anyway?
罚款多少钱？ 不是圣诞老人的雪橇 How much is the fine, anyway?
拖吊费280英镑 ￡280 for moving it, plus the parking ticket of 65 quid.
违停罚单65英镑 拖吊费280英镑 ￡280 for moving it, plus the parking ticket of 65 quid.
违停罚单65英镑
一天的保管费40英镑 Then, 40 quid a day storage after that. 违停罚单65英镑
一天的保管费40英镑 Then, 40 quid a day storage after that.
这种情况显然完全是个误会… Surely, in a situation like this, where someone has made a genuine mistake...
太太 我也很为难 You are breaking my heart, lady.
老实说 我刚好是…唉呀 Ah, well, as a matter of fact, I happen to be... Ooh!
喂！ Oi!
你在做什么？ What the hell are you doing?
要上车吗？ You coming?
Oi.
你不可以这样 Oi! You can't do that!
见鬼去吧！ Grinch!
可恶！ Maniacs!
Okay. Keep your eye out for the wanted posters.
记得留意我们的通缉海报 Okay. Keep your eye out for the wanted posters.
记得留意我们的通缉海报
谢谢你…无微不至的关照 Thank you for the door-to-door service.
乐意之至
查理 晚安了 - Goodnight, Charlie. - Yeah, goodnight.
晚安 查理 晚安了 - Goodnight, Charlie. - Yeah, goodnight.
晚安
你计划这出戏多久了？ How long had you been planning that little stunt?
我们年纪不小了 At our stage of life,
还想等事情慢慢进展啊？ why waste time waiting for things to take their natural course?
你们有没有… - So, did you? - No!
没有 他没亲我 你们有没有… - So, did you? - No!
没有 他没亲我
也没打算跟我上床或有进一步举动 He didn't try to kiss me or get his leg over or anything else untoward. 没有 他没亲我
也没打算跟我上床或有进一步举动 He didn't try to kiss me or get his leg over or anything else untoward.
他是个完美的绅士 - He was a perfect gentleman. - I need to have a word with him.
我得跟他谈谈 No, you need to leave it alone.
不！你别管 我得跟他谈谈 No, you need to leave it alone.
不！你别管
你已经搅和够了 谢谢你哦 You've meddled quite enough, thank you very much.
至少你玩得开心吧？ Tell me you at least had fun.
是啊 Yes, I did.
干杯 Cheers.
在各位去排圣诞老人小屋的队伍之前 Before you go off and join the queue for Santa's grotto,
我要提早送你们一个圣诞礼物 I've got an early Christmas present for you all.
有星探看上我们了 We've been talent spotted.
罗马双年展的艺术总监 The artistic director of the Rome Biennale
在网络上看过我们的街头表演之后 has invited us to perform, after seeing our flash mob online.
邀请我们前去演出 在网络上看过我们的街头表演之后 has invited us to perform, after seeing our flash mob online.
邀请我们前去演出
二月十日出发 三天两夜 We leave on the 10th of February, for two nights, all expenses paid.
费用全免 二月十日出发 三天两夜 We leave on the 10th of February, for two nights, all expenses paid.
费用全免
真不敢相信
我们要去罗马了 We're going to Rome!
饭店最好有卫星电视 This hotel better have satellite TV.
我可不想错过阿森纳对热刺之战 I cannot miss Arsenal beating the Spurs again.
泰德 我们可是要去恋人之城罗马耶 Oh, Ted, we're going to Rome, City of Lovers!
没错 Exactly! The only question you should ask yourself
你唯一该烦恼的 是怎么升级到大床房型 is whether you can upgrade to a bigger bed!
来吧 快一点 Come on, come on! Go fast, go faster!
快一点 Go faster!
倒数三、一、二 On three. One, two...
大家都有拿到 -慢着 我来瞧瞧 有了 - We've all got one! - Ooh, a little frame.
Hang on, let's have a look here. Oh, here we are.
这是什么？我看看 What's this? Oh... Okay, all right.
哪位剧作家害怕过圣诞节 All right, erm...
"Which, er, playwright was terrified of Christmas?"
不知道 Don't know.
诺尔寇威尔 No?l Coward!
Ha-ha-ha!
好… Okay, okay, okay.
吃掉圣诞装饰会怎么样？ "What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?"
得金属丝炎 Tinsel-itis.
碧芙 你拿到什么？ Bif, what have you got?
不是有一句话说 家人不能选 You know how they say, you can't choose your family
但朋友可以挑？ - but you can choose your friends? - Yeah.
是啊 Well, I couldn't have chosen a better bunch than you lot.
你们都是我的至亲好友 是啊 Well, I couldn't have chosen a better bunch than you lot.
你们都是我的至亲好友
还有珊卓拉 Aw! 你们都是我的至亲好友
还有珊卓拉 Aw!
And Sandra, over the last few months,
过去几个月来 And Sandra, over the last few months,
过去几个月来
我发现 我妹妹又回来了 I've realised I've got my sister back. 过去几个月来
我发现 我妹妹又回来了 I've realised I've got my sister back.
这是我所期望收到 And that's the most precious Christmas gift I could have wished for.
最棒的圣诞节礼物了 这是我所期望收到 And that's the most precious Christmas gift I could have wished for.
最棒的圣诞节礼物了
太好了 Aw, good.
敬家人和朋友 - To family and friends. - Yeah.
敬家人和朋友 - To family and friends. - Cheers!
干杯
Now, does anybody fancy another one of these rissoles?
有人想来点炸肉饼吗？ 干杯 Now, does anybody fancy another one of these rissoles?
炸肉饼今天大特价 Rissoles are cheap today!
妈妈 从头到尾都是场灾难 It's been a disaster from start to finish, Mum.
真是有生以来最糟的圣诞节 It's the worst Christmas ever!
发生什么事了？ - What happened? - Lunch was inedible.
午餐难以下咽 It all came out of a packet and Pamela still managed to burn the lot.
全是即食食品 午餐难以下咽 It all came out of a packet and Pamela still managed to burn the lot.
帕米拉还有办法全部烧焦 午餐难以下咽 It all came out of a packet and Pamela still managed to burn the lot.
帕米拉还有办法全部烧焦
她不准路克 Luke wasn't even allowed to play on her new carpet
在新地毯上玩你送的遥控吉普车 with the remote-control jeep you bought.
她跟爸爸喝香料红酒喝醉了 And then, she and Dad got drunk on mulled wine and had a blazing row.
结果吵得不可开交 她跟爸爸喝香料红酒喝醉了 And then, she and Dad got drunk on mulled wine and had a blazing row.
结果吵得不可开交
之后你们有好过一点吗？ So the day got better then?
妈妈 - Mum! - Sorry, sorry.
抱歉 妈妈 - Mum! - Sorry, sorry.
抱歉
我带几片派回家 I'll take some of these pies back home.
好主意 -别白白浪费了 - Oh, that's a good idea. - Shame to let them go to waste!
可以帮我把玻璃杯拿进来吗？ Can you pick up a couple of glasses from in there?
好 打扫真是场灾难啊 Yeah, let's get this carnage cleared up.
嘘 她睡着了 Shh, shh, shh, she's asleep.
睡得很香呢 She's out for the count.
说真的 今年圣诞节我本来很消沉 To be honest, I was really dreading Christmas this year,
没想到竟成了印象中最棒的圣诞节 but it has been one of the most enjoyable I can remember.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
对 不过说老实话 Yeah, I'm...
Although, I'll tell you,
一想到明年才会再听到圣诞歌曲 I'll be pleased not to have to listen to any more Christmas tunes until next year.
还真令我开心呢 一想到明年才会再听到圣诞歌曲 I'll be pleased not to have to listen to any more Christmas tunes until next year.
还真令我开心呢
你喜欢哪种音乐？ What, er... What music are you into, then?
Er...
挺糟糕的 因为我也不知道 This sounds terrible, but I'm not really sure.
麦可以前会在车上播开车合辑 Mike used to play drive time compilations in the car, but we didn't really
但屋子里没什么CD have any in the house.
夫妻生活中怎么能少了音乐？ How can a couple not have music in their lives?
一直讲话压力太大了！ I mean, the pressure on conversation is insane.
这样才象话嘛 Now that's more like it.
怎么？你知道这种舞？ Well, what, don't you know this one?
不知道 No.
这是所谓的哈林摇 Yeah, it's, er, it's called the Harlem Shake.
来嘛 跳跳看 - Come on, give it a go. - No, I'll just do this lot.
不 我洗碗就好 Come on, come on, come on, they're not going to go anywhere, are they?
来嘛… 不 我洗碗就好 Come on, come on, come on, they're not going to go anywhere, are they?
碗放着又不会跑 Come on, come on, right, so it's all about the hips, right?
来嘛 这就对了 碗放着又不会跑 Come on, come on, right, so it's all about the hips, right?
重点在于臀部 It's in the hips and the shoulders, so...
懂吗？臀部和肩膀 重点在于臀部 It's in the hips and the shoulders, so...
看好 懂吗？ 重点在于臀部 It's in the hips and the shoulders, so...
看好 懂吗？
对 臀部 Right, so hips... 看好 懂吗？
对 臀部 Right, so hips...
来嘛 - I don't know what kind... - Come on, what's going on down here?
我不知道怎么… I thought you were supposed to be a pro or something.
听着 我以为你是跳舞达人耶？ 我不知道怎么… I thought you were supposed to be a pro or something.
听着 我以为你是跳舞达人耶？
你看起来一副要敲碎核桃的样子 I mean, you look like you're trying to crack a walnut down there! 听着 我以为你是跳舞达人耶？
你看起来一副要敲碎核桃的样子 I mean, you look like you're trying to crack a walnut down there!
谢谢哦 真有魅力 -不 听着 对了 继续 Thank you! Charming!
你的身体要放轻松一点 Come on, you're gonna have to loosen up a little bit.
轻微晃动 懂吗？ -我在晃了 Shake it out a little bit, all right?
对 Yeah...
现在你看起来像要去撞墙 Oh, now you look like you're trying to hump the wall!
对 Okay, all right.
你没事吧？怎么了？ Are you all right? What's the matter?
帮我拿呼吸器好吗？ Can you get my inhaler? It's in my cardigan.
在我的羊毛外套里 帮我拿呼吸器好吗？ Can you get my inhaler? It's in my cardigan.
在我的羊毛外套里
好 All right?
给你 - There you go. - Thanks.
谢谢 I didn't know you had asthma.
我都不知道你有气喘 谢谢 I didn't know you had asthma.
没事吧？ Okay?
有时候就会发作 Mmm... It flares up from time to time.
抱歉…我是个糟糕的主人 It's fine now.
I'm sorry for being such a bad host.
竟然自顾自睡着了 Falling asleep on the job.
别担心 不用道歉 Don't worry about it. Don't apologise. You left me in very capable hands.
你留了一个很棒的帮手给我 别担心 不用道歉 Don't worry about it. Don't apologise. You left me in very capable hands.
你留了一个很棒的帮手给我
是啊 I'm fine now.
没事吧？ - All right? - Mmm.
唉 没事吧？ - All right? - Mmm.
唉
Oh...
快用呼吸器！ Use your inhaler!
Oh.
唉 Mmm...
早安 - Morning. - Mmm.
我饿坏了 Oh, I'm starving.
你怎么吃这么多药？ What are all those?
为了治气喘啊 They're for the asthma.
我快死了 I'm dying.
这玩笑真烂 There had better be a good punchline to this.
肺癌第四期 How about Stage 4 lung cancer?
医生查不出我的背有什么毛病 They referred me to an oncologist,
就把我转到肿瘤科 when they couldn't make out why my back wasn't mending.
几个星期前 And then I got the result of a scan, a couple of weeks ago.
我收到断层扫描的结果 几个星期前 And then I got the result of a scan, a couple of weeks ago.
我收到断层扫描的结果
你怎么不告诉我？ Why didn't you tell me?
我自己也需要时间搞清楚状况 Well, I needed the time, just to get my head around everything.
什么时候开始化疗？ So when do you start chemo?
我才不要经历那些痛苦 I'm not going to put myself through all of that.
你非做不可 You have to.
我不要 No, I don't.
查理 别让我看到眼泪 I don't want any tears, Charlie.
我不会哭的 You aren't getting any.
哦 Oh.
纯粹出于医学用途 Purely medicinal purposes.
可以给我哈一口吗？ - Mmm. - Can I have a puff?
谢谢
我只告诉你一个人 You're the only people I'm telling.
我可受不了其他人把我当成老病猫 I couldn't bear everyone else to start treating me like a sick old woman.
那贾姬和泰德呢？ What about Jackie and Ted?
不 我最需要的 What I need most are things to look forward to.
是值得期待的未来 不 我最需要的 What I need most are things to look forward to.
是值得期待的未来
要是我昭告天下 会毁了罗马之旅 And if I tell everyone, it will spoil Rome.
你还打算去罗马？ You're not still thinking of going?
不 我要坐在这儿等死 No.
I thought I'd just sit here and wait to die.
女士 早安呀 -早安 - Buongiorno, madame. - Buongiorno.
欢迎光临巴利奥尼大饭店
谢谢 回到罗马的感觉真好
您喜欢罗马吗？
当然 我爱死这里了
你知道她会说意大利语吗？ Did you know she could speak Italian?
完全不知道 -各位 让我们盛装打扮一番 - Not a clue! - Okay, everybody, let's get
罗马被称为永恒之城是有道理的 our glad rags on. It's called the Eternal City for a reason.
我来拿吧 - I'll take it. - It's all right, Sandra.
我有癌症没错 但还是好手好脚
珊卓拉 没关系 I've got cancer, I'm not an amputee! 我有癌症没错 但还是好手好脚
太美了 Stunning!
谢谢 - Thank you. - Oh, I meant the view.
我是说风景 谢谢 - Thank you. - Oh, I meant the view.
没错 - Oh, yes. - No, no, I'm only joking.
没有 我是开玩笑 没错 - Oh, yes. - No, no, I'm only joking.
没有 我是开玩笑
当然是玩笑 Of course, I am.
不 你看起来… Oh, no, you look bellissimo.
美呆啦 不 你看起来… Oh, no, you look bellissimo.
美呆啦
听着 珊卓拉 Look, Sandra,
我知道这不容易 I know it's difficult...
但碧芙已经做出抉择 But Bif's made her choice.
我想为了她保持坚强 但… I'm trying to be strong for her,
我没有她那份勇气 but we're cut from different cloth.
你们俩比你想的还像 You two are more similar than you realise.
谢谢
幸好明天不是早上表演 Ah, it's a good job we don't have a bloody matinée tomorrow.
是早上演出啊 We do.
还能怎么办？ What can you do? Signore!
服务生… 还能怎么办？ What can you do? Signore!
服务生…
医生就是这样嘱咐的 That's exactly what the doctor ordered.
我吃太撑了 可能需要看医生 I've eaten so much, I think I might need a doctor!
我好爱这个城市 Oh, I love this city.
看来这城市也爱你 And it seems to love you.
我是在1969年初来此地 I first came here in 1969,
当时我跟波利瓦特金斯一起 when I hitch-hiked across Europe with Polly Watkins.
我怎么没印象
路边拦车横越欧洲 - I don't remember that. - No, well, you were still at school. 我怎么没印象
路边拦车横越欧洲 - I don't remember that. - No, well, you were still at school.
当时你还在上学 路边拦车横越欧洲 - I don't remember that. - No, well, you were still at school.
当时你还在上学
白天我当服务生 By day, I was a chambermaid,
晚上就化身黛莉赫本 and by night, I was Audrey Hepburn,
追寻自己的罗马假期 looking for my own Roman Holiday.
那时我遇见了他 That's when I met him.
这个「他」是哪位？ Which "him" is this?
他叫吉诺 His name was Gino.
大伙儿常窝在他父母打烊后的餐厅里 A group of us used to hang out at his parents' restaurant
大啖整桌剩菜筵席 after closing time and eat huge feasts of all the leftovers.
他称我为他的小「帕达美拉」 He called me his little pattumiera.
也就是小厨余桶 - Huh? - Little dustbin.
因为我对他煮的东西来者不拒 Because I'd eat anything he cooked.
他还真会说话 He had a way with words, then.
他擅长的事情很多 He had a way with most things.
瞧瞧 Look at this.
我们疯狂地爱着彼此 We were madly in love,
甚至打算互订终身 and planned to spend our lives together.
他的父母祝福我们 His parents gave us their blessing.
但就在我准备搬来罗马的两周前 And then,
two weeks before I was supposed to move here,
他在一场车祸中过世了 he was killed in a stupid car cash.
天啊 No.
等我终于走出伤痛 And when I finally got myself back in one piece,
发誓绝不让自己再尝到失去挚爱的痛 I vowed I wouldn't ever let myself feel that pain again.
我也从未食言 And I haven't.
但你知道吗？ But you know what?
现在旧地重游 Being back here now,
我才感到后悔 I regret it.
后悔什么？ Regret what?
从未再次坠入爱河 Never falling in love again.
喂！快跟上来吧 Oi, come on, you two!
明天可是大日子 Big day tomorrow.
上床爬枕头山的时间到啦 快点 Time to go up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.
Come on.
来吧 - Come on. - Yeah.
好 来吧 - Come on. - Yeah.
好
Oh...
妮可拉 怎么了？ Hello, Nicola.
一切都好吗？ Is everything all right?
很好 爸爸离开帕米拉了 Yes, great.
Dad's left Pamela. He's going to call you.
他会联络你 Dad's left Pamela. He's going to call you.
他会联络你
是哦？他想怎么样？ Really? What's he expecting?
Me to come running back now he's had his fun.
玩够了才期待我对他投怀送抱？ Me to come running back now he's had his fun.
玩够了才期待我对他投怀送抱？
我不知道 至少跟他谈谈好吗？ I don't know. Will you at least speak to him?
没那么容易 It's not that simple.
而且我人在罗马 Besides,
I'm in Rome.
罗马？ Rome? What are you doing there?
你在那里做什么？ I'm dancing.
跳舞 你在那里做什么？ I'm dancing.
跳舞
有一场表演 At a festival.
你不喜欢跳舞啊 You don't like dancing.
跟你爸在一起时 There are a lot of things I forgot I liked whilst I was with your father.
我忘了自己有很多兴趣 跟你爸在一起时 There are a lot of things I forgot I liked whilst I was with your father.
我忘了自己有很多兴趣
亲爱的 我得挂了 Listen, darling, I've got to go,
因为再一下就得上台… 'cause we're on stage in about...
该死 Oh, shit!
女士 早安 - Buongiorno, madame. - Buongiorno.
早安 - Are you enjoying your morning? - Oh, lovely, thank you!
祝你有美好的一天 早安 - Are you enjoying your morning? - Oh, lovely, thank you!
太好了 谢谢 早安 - Are you enjoying your morning? - Oh, lovely, thank you!
太好了 谢谢
查理 你觉得怎么样？ What do you think, Charlie?
以暖场表演来说还不赖 Not bad for a warm-up act.
不好意思 Sorry. Where the hell is Sandra? We're on in five.
珊卓拉呢？ 不好意思 Sorry. Where the hell is Sandra? We're on in five.
再五分钟就要上台了 不好意思 Sorry. Where the hell is Sandra? We're on in five.
再五分钟就要上台了
你的头没事吧？ How's your head?
跟节奏一起嗡嗡叫呢 Thumping in time with the beat.
大家准备好了吗？ All right, guys? Come.
我到了 I'm here.
谢天谢地 - Oh! Thank goodness! - Oh, here she is!
她来了 Oh, here she is. Okay, guys, it's show time.
各位 表演的时候到了 她来了 Oh, here she is. Okay, guys, it's show time.
各位 表演的时候到了
记住 只要你乐在其中 Just remember, if you enjoy it, they'll enjoy it. 各位 表演的时候到了
记住 只要你乐在其中 Just remember, if you enjoy it, they'll enjoy it.
观众就会看得开心 - You'll be fabulous. - Break a leg, everyone.
一定会成功的 观众就会看得开心 - You'll be fabulous. - Break a leg, everyone.
大家加油 观众就会看得开心 - You'll be fabulous. - Break a leg, everyone.
姊姊、妹妹
没有这么相亲相爱的姊妹
没有这么相配的灵魂伴侣
没有 先生！
我是来照顾她的
照顾、分享
我们身上穿戴的一切
当某个来自罗马的绅士到来
她穿上洋装
而我…
待在家里
没事吧？ Well done.
太棒了 Bravo!
Whoo!
太棒了！ Bravo!
好棒！ Bravo!
小心 - Look out. - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
对不起 Whoa!
今晚真的不需要留下来陪你？ Now, you sure you don't want me to stay in with you tonight?
看你喜欢什么 还可以叫客房服务 We could order up room service, anything you fancy?
不必了 Definitely not.
我已经精疲力竭了 让我休息吧 All the excitement has taken it out of me. I just need to rest.
你跟查理好好玩
好 You go and enjoy yourself with Charlie. 你跟查理好好玩
Mmm.
答应我 Promise me, you won't make the same mistake I did.
别重蹈我的覆辙 答应我 Promise me, you won't make the same mistake I did.
别重蹈我的覆辙
我不知道自己… I'm not sure I could...
有没有办法再相信别人 Ever trust anyone again, really.
有时候你必须勇敢踏出第一步 Sometimes, you just need to take a leap of faith.
好啊 正中红心 Yes, bullseye! Right.
很好 "First one guarantees that you will return to Rome."
第一发 你一定会回到罗马 很好 "First one guarantees that you will return to Rome."
第一发 你一定会回到罗马
好 那这一发呢？ Okay, and what's this one for?
我不能…等你丢了再告诉你 No, I'm not telling you till you've thrown it.
好 Yes! Bosh! Right. Yeah, right.
好啊！厉害 好 Yes! Bosh! Right. Yeah, right.
好啊！厉害
我看看 It says that the second one... 好啊！厉害
我看看 It says that the second one...
书上说第二发 我看看 It says that the second one...
书上说第二发
会带来新恋情 Leads to new romance.
那第三发呢？ What's the third one for?
结婚 It's... Marriage.
不 听好 One sec. Sandra, erm...
珊卓拉 不 听好 One sec. Sandra, erm...
珊卓拉
我有话要告诉你 There's something I need...
难不成你是有妇之夫？ Well, you're not going to tell me you're married?
说啊？ What...
莉莉已经是阿兹海默症末期了 Yeah, Lilly's in the advanced stage of Alzheimer's.
你不是说你太太过世了？ I thought you told me your wife had died.
不 我从没这么说过 No, no, I never said that.
她已经在赡养院住五年了 She's been in a care home for the past five years.
认不出我来 She doesn't recognise me.
也不记得任何我们之间的回忆 She doesn't remember anything about our life together any more.
碧芙知情吗？ Does Bif know?
知情 - Yeah. - Well, why wouldn't she have told me?
她怎么可以瞒着我？ 知情 - Yeah. - Well, why wouldn't she have told me?
她怎么可以瞒着我？
也许她希望我们都再次获得幸福吧？ Well, perhaps she wanted us both to be happy again.
我做不到 Oh, I... I can't do this.
珊卓拉… Sandra, Sandra, Sandra, wait, wait, wait, wait.
等等 Please, please, listen, just listen.
拜托你听我说 等等 Please, please, listen, just listen.
拜托你听我说
我曾以为自己会永远禁锢在回忆中 I didn't imagine for a minute
that I would be able to move on.
直到我遇见了你 - But then you come into my life... - I wouldn't have dropped my guard
要是我知道真相 我绝不会卸下心防 if I'd known the truth.
我发誓 我不是故意欺骗你 But I promise you,
I didn't set out to deceive you.
查理 我真的很喜欢你 I've grown really fond of you, Charlie.
但我自己经历过这种痛楚 But after what I've been through,
我不能将之加诸在别人身上 I can't be the other woman.
对不起 Sorry.
(麦可)
碧芙？ Bif.
贾姬 Jackie, was Bif at breakfast?
碧芙有来用早餐吗？ I'm not sure but I'm not at my best this morning.
我不知道 但今天早上我精神不济 碧芙有来用早餐吗？ I'm not sure but I'm not at my best this morning.
我不知道 但今天早上我精神不济
泰德和我品尝各种酒到半夜三点 Ted and I stayed up until 3:00 testing various Grappas. 我不知道 但今天早上我精神不济
泰德和我品尝各种酒到半夜三点 Ted and I stayed up until 3:00 testing various Grappas.
需要我过去看看吗？ - Do you want me to go and check? - No, no, she's probably just having
不 她应该只是睡过头 没关系 a lie in, it's fine.
谢谢 - Thank you, grazie. - Prego.
不客气 谢谢 - Thank you, grazie. - Prego.
不客气
早安 Morning.
你都没听到吗？我敲门敲了好久 Did you hear me? I've been knocking for ages.
起床了 Come on, we're gonna miss the best of the day.
太阳都晒屁股了 起床了 Come on, we're gonna miss the best of the day.
太阳都晒屁股了
嗯？ Hmm?
哦… Oh...
不 No.
不 Oh...
碧芙 Bif.
成长过程中有碧芙这位大姊相伴 Growing up with Bif as my big sister,
I inherited my very own alternative life coach.
让我获得一位另类人生导师 I inherited my very own alternative life coach.
让我获得一位另类人生导师
在她身上 我学到 用不同的方式看世界 I learned the ways of the world
through her example, and as you can imagine,
就如各位所知 through her example, and as you can imagine,
就如各位所知
绝非墨守成规 it wasn't all textbook stuff.
但她唯一教不会我的事 The one thing she wasn't able to teach me was how to say her name properly,
是念对她的名字 但她唯一教不会我的事 The one thing she wasn't able to teach me was how to say her name properly,
是念对她的名字
她会拥有众所皆知的绰号碧芙 which is how she ended up being known as Bif,
是因为我不会念她的名字伊丽莎白 due to my inability to pronounce Elizabeth.
我最大的缺憾 My biggest regret
是数年来我们分隔两地 is that over the years we grew apart,
直到去年夏天才重新相聚 and it was only when we reconnected last summer,
我才发现自己好想念 that I realised quite how much I missed...
她那双循循善诱的手 Her guiding hand.
她对生命的热忱极具感染性 Her lust for life was contagious.
待在她身边让我幡然醒悟 And being around her again forced me to wake up
决定不再虚掷光阴 and start making the most of it.
我的姊姊忠实、有趣 My sister was loyal,
fun,
勇于挑战 challenging,
鬼灵精怪、慷慨、可爱 mischievous, generous, loving and stubborn as a mule.
跟骡子一样顽固 鬼灵精怪、慷慨、可爱 mischievous, generous, loving and stubborn as a mule.
没错
她就在这儿 She quite simply refused to be defined by convention, or more recently, 没错
她就在这儿 She quite simply refused to be defined by convention, or more recently,
她拒绝落入传统的窠臼 她就在这儿 She quite simply refused to be defined by convention, or more recently,
也拒绝病魔的束缚 她就在这儿 She quite simply refused to be defined by convention, or more recently,
也拒绝病魔的束缚
illness. 也拒绝病魔的束缚
她真是独特 She was truly a one-off.
碧芙 没有你 The world is going to be a duller place without you, Bif.
这个世界将变得索然无味 碧芙 没有你 The world is going to be a duller place without you, Bif.
这个世界将变得索然无味
输的人是傻蛋 Last one in is a sissy.
我会想念她的
致词说得很好
您会留下吗？ - You did very well. - Are you coming afterwards? 致词说得很好
您会留下吗？ - You did very well. - Are you coming afterwards?
会 屋子里见 Yes, I'll see you back up there.
珊卓拉 Sandra.
I, er...
我们可以谈谈吗？ Can we talk?
谈什么？ About what?
妈妈 Mum.
你会如何调适… - About how you're coping... - Mum?
妈妈 你会如何调适… - About how you're coping... - Mum?
妈妈
你好 - I... - I'm going to go ahead and get the car.
我先去开车 Okay.
好 我先去开车 Okay.
好
你看起来好憔悴 - You look shattered. - I'm fine.
我没事 No, you're not.
不 才怪呢 我没事 No, you're not.
不 才怪呢
我们也一样 We're not.
妈妈 回家吧 Please come home, Mum.
我们还想帮你盛大庆生呢 I want to have you with us for your big birthday.
这儿没什么值得留恋的了 There's nothing keeping you here, any more.
我到上面等你 I'll see you at the top.
Sandra.
珊卓拉 我知道你不想听 Sandra.
珊卓拉 我知道你不想听
- I know there's no point in... - No. None at all, Mike. 珊卓拉 我知道你不想听
- I know there's no point in... - No. None at all, Mike.
麦可 我的确不想听 - I know there's no point in... - No. None at all, Mike.
麦可 我的确不想听
我知道自己是个彻头彻尾的混蛋 I know I behaved like a complete idiot.
幸好你有自知之明 Whatever gave you that idea.
但有时人生中的错误反而会导向正途 But sometimes the wrong turns in life bring us to the right place.
我会尽我所能 全力以赴 I'd do anything, and everything
弥补自己带给你的痛苦和羞辱 to take away the pain and humiliation my stupidity has caused you.
现在我才知道自己有多爱你 I realise now how much I really do love you,
也一直都很爱你 have always loved you.
给我…给我们第二次机会吧 Give me... Us, a second chance,
我发誓我绝对不会 and I promise, I won't take you for granted ever again.
再把你视为理所当然 我发誓我绝对不会 and I promise, I won't take you for granted ever again.
再把你视为理所当然
Hmm.
珊卓拉 就这些东西吗？ Is that the lot, Sandra?
没错 Yep, that's it.
慈善商店肯定会大吃一惊 Well, the charity shops will not know what hit them.
这里应该有大半东西都是从那儿买的 Half of most of it came from there in the first place.
珊卓拉 加油 - Good luck, Sandra. - Thank you.
谢谢 珊卓拉 加油 - Good luck, Sandra. - Thank you.
谢谢
希望你接下来的日子一帆风顺 I really do hope it works out for you.
每个人都应该得到第二次机会 Well, everyone deserves a second chance.
我丈夫也不例外 Even my husband.
他最好知道自己有多幸运 And I hope he knows how lucky he is.
亲爱的 欢迎回家 Welcome home, love.
我到马莎百货采买了一番 I went to Marks and did a bit of a food shop.
有你喜欢的小牛肉和肉派 I got the veal and ham pie we like for tea.
我找不到腌黄瓜 Er, I couldn't find your pickle.
你也知道我不擅长料理家务 As you know, I'm a bit of a stranger to the larder.
家里用吸尘器打扫过了 I had a whisk round with the hoover.
但应该很多地方有待加强 But I fear my efforts will not pass muster.
亲爱的珊卓拉 Dear Sandra,
我想告诉你 莉莉已不幸离世了 I wanted to let you know that Lilly has sadly passed away.
现在她的人生走到终点 Now that she has reached the end of her journey,
我想我的新人生也该启程了 it feels like the right time to embark on a new one of my own.
我要出发前往法国 I'm setting sail for France on the 15th,
十五号从我停在柏灵顿的地方 扬帆起行 from my moorings in Paddington to make the tide.
如果你的人生仍旧缺少音乐相伴 So if you're life is still without music,
而且也想尝尝一两个美味的可颂 and you fancy a decent croissant or two...
还给我 Give it to me.
Stop it.
别闹了 Slower.
先生女士、男孩女孩 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and those of you who are undecided.
以及介于两者之间的各位 先生女士、男孩女孩 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and those of you who are undecided.
以及介于两者之间的各位
今天大伙齐聚一堂 We're gathered here today to celebrate the birthday of my wonderful wife.
欢庆我太太的生日大宴 今天大伙齐聚一堂 We're gathered here today to celebrate the birthday of my wonderful wife.
欢庆我太太的生日大宴
她就像美酒一样越陈越香 Like a fine wine, she only grows better with time,
我很期待和她共度未来的美妙岁月 and I'm looking forward to sharing many more vintage years with her.
亲爱的 生日快乐 - Aw! - Happy birthday, my love.
祝你生日快乐 ? Happy birthday to you ?
一起来！亲爱的珊卓拉生日快乐 Come on.
? Happy Birthday, dear Sandra ?
祝你生日快乐 ? Happy birthday to you ?
老天 瞧瞧葛洛莉的衣服 God, look what Gloria is wearing.
还记得那次吗？ Do you remember that time in Claridge's when,
在克拉里奇酒店 还记得那次吗？ Do you remember that time in Claridge's when,
我们叫她找侍酒师 还记得那次吗？ Do you remember that time in Claridge's when,
我们叫她找侍酒师
when we told her to get the sommelier, 我们叫她找侍酒师
她却以为要点两瓶酒！ and she tried to order two bottles of it?
你还记得吗？ Do you remember?
是克拉里奇酒店对吧？ Oh, was it Claridge's? My memory.
外婆 可以教我跳舞吗？ -我们还在说话耶 Granny, can you teach me how to dance?
Oh, I'm in the middle of a story!
亲爱的 当然可以 来吧 Of course, I can, darling. Come on.
可恶 Oh!
你先把鞋子脱了 - I want you to take your shoes off. - Okay.
好 你先把鞋子脱了 - I want you to take your shoes off. - Okay.
好
现在把脚踩在我的脚上 Now, I want you to put your feet on mine.
好无聊哦 This is really boring. Can't we do Gangnam Style?
可以跳江南Style吗？ 好无聊哦 This is really boring. Can't we do Gangnam Style?
可以跳江南Style吗？
我不会跳那个 Oh, I don't think I know that.
等等 你先待着 Wait, wait, wait, stay there, stay there.
不好意思 Excuse me, excuse me.
珊卓拉 你别丢人现眼了 You're making a spectacle of yourself, Sandra. Everybody's looking.
大家都在看 珊卓拉 你别丢人现眼了 You're making a spectacle of yourself, Sandra. Everybody's looking.
大家都在看
谁在乎啊？ Who fucking cares?
我在乎啊 你喝太多了 I do. You've had too much to drink, let's get you a coffee.
我帮你倒杯咖啡 来吧 我在乎啊 你喝太多了 I do. You've had too much to drink, let's get you a coffee.
我帮你倒杯咖啡 来吧
Come on. Come on. 我帮你倒杯咖啡 来吧
我才不要喝什么咖啡 The last thing I need is a bloody coffee.
麦可 我清醒得不得了 I'm stone-cold sober, Mike.
你知道吗 我以为你的背叛 You know, I didn't think anything could be worse than being betrayed by you.
是人生中最糟糕的事 你知道吗 我以为你的背叛 You know, I didn't think anything could be worse than being betrayed by you.
是人生中最糟糕的事
但事实上 我发现过去35年来 But actually, I've realised I've spent the last 35 years betraying myself.
我都背叛了自己 但事实上 我发现过去35年来 But actually, I've realised I've spent the last 35 years betraying myself.
我都背叛了自己
你要记得外婆很爱你 I want you to remember that granny loves you very much.
亲爱的 我也爱你 I love you, too, darling.
保持联络 - I'll keep in touch. - Mum, where are you going?
妈妈 你要去哪里？ 保持联络 - I'll keep in touch. - Mum, where are you going?
妈妈 你要去哪里？
见识这个世界 To see the world. It's bigger than this.
它比这个地方大多了 见识这个世界 To see the world. It's bigger than this.
它比这个地方大多了
查理 你想把单车放在哪里？ Charlie, where'd you want the bait?
放在舱门上就好 谢谢 Yeah, just there by the hatch, mate, thanks.
泰德 如果你改变心意 Hey, Ted, if you change your mind, mate,
我船上还有很多空间 plenty of room in here for a stowaway.
要不是为了孙子 我也很乐意跟啊 Aye, if it wasn't for the grand kids, I'd love to be your cabin boy.
你怎么不向贾姬求婚？ Hey, why don't you give Jackie a ring, eh?
邀她出去喝一杯 Ask her out for a drink.
我行吗？ - You think so? - Mind you, if it goes anywhere,
我可告诉你 如果真的成事 make sure you get a prenup.
别忘了订立婚前协议书 我可告诉你 如果真的成事 make sure you get a prenup.
我在这里下车 I'm going to get out here.
珊卓拉？ Sandra?
你怎么来了？ What are you doing here?
查理呢？ - Where's Charlie? - He left a few minutes ago.
几分钟前出发了 Oh!
哦 几分钟前出发了 Oh!
哦
不是那边 Wrong way.
我就知道 谢谢 Oh. Wrong way. Thank you.
查理 Charlie.
查理 Charlie!
珊卓拉 Sandra!
没想到你会来 I didn't think you'd come!
我也没想到 Neither did I, but you're right,
但你说的没错 it's impossible to find a decent croissant in Surrey.
萨里郡没有好吃的可颂 但你说的没错 it's impossible to find a decent croissant in Surrey.
萨里郡没有好吃的可颂
你要做什么？ What are you doing?
踏出信心的脚步！ I'm taking a leap of faith!
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