妈的 谁这么没素质啊 F**k.Who the hell did this?
该死的 是牛奶瓶 Motherf**ker milk bottle.
站住 你被捕了 Wait wait!You have been caught.
啥？？ Waht??
是的 Yes.
噢 你竟然还有条狗 Oh you have a dog!
怎样 我是警察 Yes I'm a policeman.
你是警察？ You are policeman?
是的 Yes.
我的狗说你偷了东西 My dog said you have stolen something.
啥？？ Waht?
你偷了一个牛奶瓶 You have stolen a milk bottle
纳尼？？ なに??
没错 跟我去警局吧 Yes follow me to the police station.
嘿！你跟踪我多久了 Hey!How long have you been followed me?
去警局就是了 Police station.
噢我的孩子 你怎么了？ Oh oh my son what's wrong?
嗨 妈 我有麻烦了 Hey mom I have a trouble.
没事没事 我会帮你找最好的律师 Oh ok ok I will find the best lawyer for you.
别担心 你不会有事的 Don't be worry you'll be ok,
一切都会好的 会的 everything will be ok oh yes.
现在开庭 Now the court is in session.
被告 请出示你的证据 The defendant,please show me your evidence
来证明你无罪 to prove you are innocent.
首先 我的委托人是名学生 First，my client is a student,
且接受过高等教育 he has received a good education.
其次 我们有他的英语老师 Second,we have a witness,
可以作为目击证人 who was his English teacher can be his character witness.
我们有足够的理由相信 We have enough reason to believe
我的委托人无罪 而且我认为 that my client is innocent,and I think
警察应该支付整个诉讼过程中的所有费用 the police should bear the cost of the proceeding.
本院支持被告的请求 The court supports the defendant's request.
我宣布被告无罪 I announce that the defendant is innocent.
噢 我的儿子！ Oh my son!
噢 妈 Oh mom.
儿子 Son.
噢 爸 Oh dad.
天呐 上帝保佑我亲爱的孩子 Oh God bless my little son,
可怜的孩子你还好吗？ oh poor are you ok?
别担心 我没事了 Oh I'm ok don't worry..
没事的孩子 Don't worry son,
我为你雇了最好的律师 I hire the best solicitor for you.
我相信你会没事的 I believe you'll be fine.
嗯 谢了爸 Ok,thanks dad.
你应该在我抓到你时 You should be a bit more helpful,
协助我们的 when I arrested you.
不然你想怎样？ Oh what do you want?
你想要我说“嘿听我说” You want me say"Hey look at me
“你知道你在跟谁说话吗？” Do you know who you are talking to?"