记住... Rebmemer...
记住, 约翰 Remember, John.
记住 Remember.
记住什么? Remember what?
记住我爱你 That I love you.
我以为这是毫无疑问的, 小扎 Didn't think that was in doubt, Zee.
我只是想说出来 I just wanted to say it,
- 在发生什么事之前... - 什么也不会发生的 - before... - Before nothing.
联盟会解决的 The League will sort this out
我们就可以在夕阳下喝酒庆祝了 and we'll be havin' pints by sundown.
或者在这里随便哪颗星星下 Or whatever that is 'round here.
我很高兴你加入了联盟 I'm glad you joined the League.
我是为了你来的, 亲爱的 I'm here for you, luv.
只是别叫我穿斗蓬 Just don't ask me to wear a cape.
全体正义联盟成员, 立刻到机库报到 All Justice League members, report to the hangar, now.
真扰人兴致, 小蝙蝠 Way to cock-block, Batsy.
好吧... Well...
该走了 time to go.
感谢各位反应迅速 Thank you for responding so quickly.
有些人已经知道这是为了什么 Some of you already know what this is about,
但我想让新成员们了解情况 but I wanted to get the new members up to speed.
这是天启星 This is Apokolips,
达克赛德的母星 home world of Darkseid,
他是个痴迷权力的暴君 a power-mad despot
精心策划了两次对地球的入侵 who has orchestrated two attempted invasions of Earth,
第一次入侵促使了正义联盟成立 the first of which resulted in the formation of the Justice League.
第二次则源于我们内部 The second one, an attack from within our ranks
来自机械超人和他的机械部队 by Cyborg Superman and his cyber force.
乌鸦, 怎么了? Raven, what's wrong?
没事 It's nothing.
这是十个小时之前 This image was taken by surveillance
太阳系边缘的监控卫星拍下的 ten hours ago on the edge of the solar system.
天启星进入了我们的维度 Apokolips phased into our dimension
并且派遣了隐形无人机 and released stealth drones,
而后又离开了 then phased out again.
这只可能被视为战争的前兆 This can only be looked at as a prelude to war.
达克赛德目的就是征服地球 Darkseid aims to conquer the Earth
并将它踩在脚下 and crush it under his heel.
他可真像丘吉尔 Regular Churchill, he is.
听着, 我知道这家伙是个热衷种族屠杀的疯子 Look, I know the guy's a genocidal maniac,
但是我们确信这是他马上要执行的计划吗? but are we sure those are his immediate plans?
还是他会等个一千年再动手? Or something he'll try in like a thousand years?
这些图像是那些被达克赛德毁灭的世界 These are images from worlds that Darkseid has conquered.
我们的情报显示 Our intel shows
他已经派出了他的精英部队 that he's now sent his elite guard
和复仇女神战队 and the Furies to act
作为占领军 as an occupying force
打击一切反抗势力 to thwart any resistance.
我想说清楚 I want to make this perfectly clear.
我们面对的 We are facing an existential threat
是事关地球生死存亡的威胁 to the planet.
我们不能等达克赛德先出手 We can't wait for Darkseid to make the first move.
那可能将是我们的末日 That could mean the end of us.
我们必须主动出击 We have to attack.
那可不容易 It's a tough job.
除了那个大坏蛋之外 Aside from the big bad,
这个地方到处都是类魔 this place is jam-packed with those Parademons.
联盟和他们交过锋 The League's faced them before.
我们知道这些是他们的弱点 We know these are their weak spots.
只要合力，就可以突破他们 With our combined force, we can cut through them.
然后我会解决后患 Then, I'll do what needs to be done.
这太疯狂了 This is madness.
一定是可以谈判的 There's always a deal to be made.
至少派个使者去天启星 Let's at least send an envoy to Apokolips.
不! No!
达克赛德造出的怪物差点杀了我 Darkseid created a monster that nearly killed me.
人类又有什么胜算呢? What chance would humanity have?
我们唯一的选择就是摧毁他 Our only option is to destroy him.
这意味着地球可能会成为世界大战的起源地 That means Earth could be ground zero in a world war.
听着, 我知道你们有些人 Look, I know some of you
不相信我看到的闪点的幻象, 但是... don't believe the visions I had about the Flashpoint, but...
一场真正的世界大战 a truly global war
意味着死亡和毁灭程度超过你们的想象 means death and destruction on a scale you cannot imagine.
地球上的每一个人都处在危险之中 Everyone on the planet is at risk,
所有我们在乎的人 everyone we care about.
- 闪电侠说的没错. - 约翰 - Flash is right. - John.
当然, 这家伙该死 Sure, this guy deserves killing,
但是你不能捅了马蜂窝 but you can't kick this hornet's nest
就好像地球上所有人都刀枪不入 like everyone on Earth is bulletproof.
听着, 我不会要求你们做得比我更多 Look, I won't ask you to give anything more than I do.
但是这没得商量 But this isn't up for discussion.
我们要去阻止达克赛德 We're going to stop Darkseid
永绝后患 once and for all.
这是我们的计划 Here's how we do it.
主队从天启星 The main team will attack
这道入口直攻 through this entryway on Apokolips.
泰坦成员留守地球 Members of the Titans shall remain on Earth
守卫家园 as a home guard.
复仇女神战队和精英卫队离开之后 With the Furies and his elite guard off-world,
只有类魔保护他 and only Parademons to guard him,
我们有机可趁，袭击达克赛德 Darkseid will be vulnerable to attack.
亲爱的, 拜托你躲到安全的地方去 Honey, please get somewhere safe.
克拉克, 我有工作, 就像你一样 Clark, I have a job, just like you.
也许我不能参与作战, 但是我可以报道这个故事 I may not be able to fight this war, but I can report the story.
别担心了 Stop worrying.
你得保证你会尽可能小心 Just promise to be as careful as you can.
我会的 I will.
去拯救世界吧 Now go save the world.
我爱你 I love you.
我知道 I know.
紧张吗? Nervous?
不 Nah.
不过倒是想抽根烟 Could use a ciggie, though.
准备跨维度传送门掷标 Preparing Javelin for inter-dimensional portal.
我来就行, 蝙蝠 I got this, Bats.
放松吧 Sit back and relax.
Booyah.
真友好 Lovely.
扫描显示前方有生命体向我们而来 Picking up lifeform readings coming at us.
但是他们太大了, 不可能是类魔 But they're too big to be Parademons.
那它们到底是什么? Then what the hell are those things?
要命 Bollocks.
And that's the last of the Glen Luffa.
The Glens are full of whiskey,
I mean, lots of whiskey.
Ooh. Ah.
The "H"s are gonna be a breeze after the "G"s.
Too many bloody "Glens."
You hear that?
Still cryin' in your beer, eh?
Eat yer heart out!
Hello, my old friend, Glen Magoogan.
我们需要他 We need him.
We're doomed.
John Constantine.
I'm glad we found you.
Find yer own pub.
We're drinking our way through this one.
In fact, the whole street's ours, pub-wise, so sod off.
John, it's me.
Clark Kent.
You knew me as Superman.
Oh, it is you.
I thought you'd snuffed it.
Oh, bloody hell!
Now you've done it.
John, wait.
We're not here to fight.
You come to the wrong place, then.
Azarath Metrion...
Stop!
Stop it!
Quit playin' around, boy scout! Smash 'em!
I can't!
Bloody useless, both of you.
A little help would be nice.
Bloody nuisance.
Last call, asshole.
And I'm sober again.
Magic can be such a bitch.
Gift from Darkseid?
Liquid Kryptonite...
to keep me from ever being a threat.
So he let you live
to wander about demoralizing everyone.
Impressive.
Stop it, please.
She gets like this, sometimes.
I will exact vengeance on you, daughter!
Release me,
ungrateful spawn of mine!
That's what she hears all the time.
No wonder she's always in pain,
and her healing powers don't work.
John,
where are you going? We have...
A plan to save the world, right?
And this time it will definitely work.
Bugger off, Clarkie.
I told you he was a waste of time.
All cowards are.
I didn't lead us all into a massacre!
You did!
Zatanna was a hero who fought bravely.
But where were you when she needed you most?
Ah, piss off, both of you.
Zatanna would want you to hear us out.
Below the belt, boy scout.
More Parademons will be by.
Come with if you want.
Or not.
What about you, Etrigan?
Ugh! Whatever.
Love what you've done with the place.
What better metaphor for merry old England today?
Drink?
You can use the good glasses.
Been all mopey ever since a friend of his died.
Doesn't even rhyme anymore.
What's the point?
Look, are you going to help us or not?
Saving your asses in the bar didn't count, eh?
Offering whiskey in an unbroken glass?
Bloody ingrates, you are.
So,
it was crap from the start,
but what went wrong, eh?
Tell me what happened.
Darkseid knew every part of our plan.
Those things that attacked us were
half Parademon, half Doomsday.
Barry and Hal fought hard,
but were taken down.
The rest of us didn't last much longer.
Shazam was wounded,
but Cyborg helped him escape.
No!
Darkseid didn't kill everyone.
Some, he had plans for.
A few days later, Darkseid sent those...
"Paradooms" to Earth.
We didn't have a chance.
Does it hurt?
Good.
Even without powers,
Clark is still fighting.
You couldn't be bothered to do it once.
John!
Don't know why I ran.
Been up against all sorts of bastards
and I always stood tall.
But this time I just ran.
Why did I do that?
Why?
What do you need me for anyway?
The magic you have left works just as good as mine.
We just need a locator spell.
A locator spell?
And then you'll toddle off, will ya?
Fine.
I need some gear, so sit tight.
Etrigan,
continue loafing.
Done.
The third planet reaper is on the Earth's surface.
Boring to the magma core has begun.
With that ordnance,
the guardians of Oa
will be forced to bow before me,
and the entire space sector will be mine.
Why was this not completed earlier?
The damage done to the Apokolips reactor
- during the attack two years ago... - Your attack.
My solution is working,
but the power generated is
less than your previous reactor.
Perhaps my mind-molding
didn't fully transform you into a capable servant.
Perhaps you'd serve me better as a mindless drone.
I am still your most competent acolyte,
Lord Darkseid.
Your former teammate, Luthor,
believes otherwise.
Not surprising.
Luthor's only interest is saving his own skin.
I only perform my duties at your pleasure, my liege.
I won't stand for further delays.
After all,
a conqueror must conquer.
Hmm.
I thought there'd be fire.
Only when I fart.
We need to reassess the situation.
Gather our forces to a new location.
Another one just landed in China.
Any idea what they're for?
No.
But whatever it is can't be good.
We need to come up with a new strat...
Oh, no, come on.
Let's get you on your way, then.
Who am I finding?
Damian Wayne.
Are you bloody daft, mate?
And how exactly does the baby bat help?
What do you care?
Cheers, then.
Okay,
since I don't have a stocked magical pantry anymore,
I have to conjure a portal from scratch
big enough for all of us.
Hmm, ten hours, give or take.
Oh, and everyone has to stay still while I do it.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
- Azarath Metrion Zinthos! - Raven, no, you're too weak...
I... I didn't mean to imply anything of the sort.
When Lord Darkseid asked if I could do your job,
I answered, "Maybe one day" but...
Luthor, stop sniveling.
Continue your report.
Yes, Batman.
The last of Earth's resources are
being transferred to Apokolips.
Everything will go according to Darkseid's schedule.
Um, do you know if
I'm included in His Lordship's plans?
In a future where I'm alive to serve you both?
My business is ensuring that Darkseid's vision is executed
so his reign spreads
to every corner of the galaxy.
Don't worry about your place in those plans.
Worry about doing what I tell you.
Of course, Batman.
The infidels have breached our sanctuary!
Slay them!
Are you happy now?
Assassins!
Some challenge.
Yawn.
Ow!
Etrigan the Slayer is here.
Woe to you. And you.
You also.
Die, demon!
Whatever.
Enough!
Hi.
You.
Damian, please listen to him.
What's wrong with her?
How long have you got, mate?
I know you hate me,
but I wouldn't be here if it wasn't necessary.
I'll let you live.
For now.
I like him.
Come on.
Ungrateful witch!
- I will exact vengeance on you, daughter! - No.
- I won't let you. - Release me!
Never.
It's only a matter of time now, little bird.
Only a matter of time.
You're not getting out, Father.
I have the will to do what must be done.
Impudent daughter!
If you die,
I am trapped in this hell.
Free me!
Remember what I told you.
Release me
or I will kill the boy.
Is there a way to cure her?
You get Trigon out, and yeah, she'd recover
- but... - But he destroys the world.
Did you get any rest?
Enough.
Then come with me.
You too, Kent.
I want you to see what this war has cost my family.
Steal anything and I'll cut your hands off.
Oh, I really like him.
I feared your plan would fail from the beginning.
An army without killers is no army at all.
But Batman believed in you.
You cost me my father.
And my teammates.
I won't forgive that.
Nightwing convinced me
not to voice my many objections.
"There are always risks in war," he said.
He's not saying that anymore.
You used the Lazarus Pit.
You said you wouldn't.
You promised.
He was my brother.
I had to take a chance.
It just didn't work.
We can't let what happened
to Dick and everyone else be in vain.
Help us fix things.
How?
You're powerless now.
We need you to get through to Batman.
You can break Darkseid's programming.
You grossly overestimate
the influence I have on my father.
Batman cares about you.
Even awful parents care about their kids.
I should know.
I was there when Bruce learned about Dick's death.
It affected him.
It almost got through.
He overcame my mother's brainwashing once.
If anyone could survive Darkseid's programming,
it'd be father.
So you'll try?
It's my responsibility to save him,
or barring that, kill him if he can't be saved.
He would want that.
But the only way to Apokolips is to use the boom tube
in LexCorp Tower.
How do you expect to do that?
You're getting worse.
Ugh. Great pep talk.
Here, let me help.
Lois said she was negotiating with their leader.
She's a people person,
so I'm sure the situation's well in...
...hand.
Nice hook.
Where'd you pick that up?
I'm an army brat.
Well, no one out-brats me.
Yeah. Ha-ha.
Lois?
- Lois! - She looks like she can handle herself.
Come on, Harley, have at her!
Nothing like having a cold one
while a couple of fine sheilas beat each other bloody, eh, mate?
Beer?
Break her face...
Clark's wife!
Ugh. Brits.
Aussies.
- Poms. - Convicts.
- Wankers. - Wankers.
Do your best, honey!
Ha-ha!
You've got to be kidding.
Always!
Harley, come on!
I tawt I taw a puddy tat.
Way to go, ya beauty!
And the winner and new champion,
luscious Lois Lane!
Captain Boomerang at your service.
Have I mentioned that I'm, uh,
quite experienced "down under," if ya know what I mean?
No means no, Boomerang!
All right, lady.
Looks like we've got a deal.
Listen up, everybody!
Now we ride for Lex Luthor
in his fortress of bald-itude.
So drink up,
esteemed ladies and gents
of the Suicide Squad,
because tomorrow
we take back this planet!
Why do you always lead with your chin?
I learned from the best.
Ow!
Oh, bollocks, it's my ex.
You and Harley?
Gross.
Do I look mad?
How did Amanda Waller let a lunatic like you
become leader of the Squad?
Easy. She died.
Cancer!
Sorry. It's a defense mechanism.
King Shark
is a shark.
A week after that, my puddin' died.
Thanks to new Batman,
who is no fun, by the way.
So, me and my merry band
of suicidals decided to go freelance.
We've been taking our cut from Luthor's supply trains
since this shitshow started.
We're real Robin Hood-types.
Rob from the rich and sell to the poor.
"Give to the poor."
Huh?
That can't be right.
Do you have somewhere private?
You need to see this.
My office.
We'll discuss everything over my top-notch bottle of hooch.
Now we're talking.
No! I won't let you!
Never!
I think I need a minute.
Is there a place we could rest?
Oh, is that what you kids are callin' it these days?
Cheetah'll show you the way.
I don't like kids.
Sticky hands.
Shut up.
Sorry.
Sometimes he gets so loud I have to answer.
You probably think I'm weak.
Raven,
you're one of the strongest people I know.
So, how'd you end up with Kent?
You left and I was alone.
I just wanted to end the pain.
I'm sorry for not coming with you.
When I asked you to join me
in leading the League of Assassins,
I wasn't doing it because you're a good fighter,
I...
I had feelings for you.
If you didn't, you made the right decision.
It wasn't that at all.
I left because my father wants to kill you.
After everything,
I couldn't risk that.
Darkseid's machines have gone online in the Congo,
China, and off the coast of England.
What the heck are they?
They phase the Earth's magma into Darkseid's base.
So these things must be destroyed.
That's a temporary solution.
We need to blow up Apokolips.
Oh, is that all?
Piece of cake.
We can't brute-force this.
On Apokolips, Darkseid has Paradooms.
Parademons upgraded with Superman's DNA,
like Doomsday was.
Don't rub it in, honey.
We have to get them off of Apokolips to have any chance.
To do that, we plan on mounting
simultaneous attacks on two of the machines.
That should cause the Paradooms
to be sent to Earth as reinforcements.
Why not attack all three?
We don't have enough people.
If the two teams do enough damage, we'll be fine.
The boom tube gate is located in LexCorp Tower.
That's where we come in.
We take the tower.
Our strike team transports to Apokolips,
sets its power generator to go critical,
reverses the boom tubes,
bringing all the Paradooms back to Apokolips,
then we get out before it blows up.
Easy peasy, rich n' cheesy. Ha-ha!
King Shark is a shark.
Aren't you forgetting one small detail,
name of Darkseid?
"Warm beer, soggy chips" here is right.
We can't take him.
No one can.
Darkseid is going to Oa.
We only begin after he's gone.
Once we're there, we shut down the portal so he can't come back.
Without Apokolips, he can't destroy Earth.
How do you know he'll be gone?
Did you steal his diary?
I have a source in Darkseid's camp called "Sleeper."
He or she has been slipping me information for months.
No wonder you and Kent are together.
You're both gullible fools.
Darkseid is playing you.
Or Batman is.
The information from Lois' source
has led to every victory we've had since the conquest.
You have a strange concept of "victory," mate.
The planet's molten core will be gone in a week.
Then it's game over.
I know this plan has astronomical risks and impossible odds,
but we're out of time.
Blah, blah, blah. Let's do this thing!
Hi, we need your van.
Ah, crikey. That's not right.
Yeah, g'day.
My friend here was attacked by thugs.
We killed 'em right back. Yup.
Yes, siree Bob. You betcha.
Gotta get my friend to a doc. How are you?
Can we go?
Lord Darkseid, reports indicate that
the lanterns have mostly fallen.
Good.
I go to claim Oa for my empire.
Any remaining resistance
shall not be a problem.
Do not interrupt me.
Yes, master.
It's Sleeper. Darkseid's gone.
I'm sending the signal to attack the machines.
China team has engaged.
North Sea team engaged.
Orchid's with them, John.
Wonder where she went after she kicked me out of the house.
Why have the rebels been able
to stage these attacks on our reapers?
How the hell should I know?
I don't do security for the entire Earth.
Isn't that your job?
Hmm.
I say that with all due respect.
Stand ready to transport the Paradooms.
On your mark.
What's wrong?
I'm not getting a signal that any of the Paradooms
have left Apokolips.
- Another debacle. - Damian.
We should have waited,
we should have gathered a third force.
This is my fault.
I'll sort this.
You here?
I thought I'd pop by to discuss fertilizer and the such.
There you are, Swampy.
You are wiser than I give you credit for.
Well, not a high bar, I gather.
One day, Constantine.
One day.
You're leaving already?
But just know that this thing here
will be the death of your precious green.
It...
steals the heart of the planet?
And you, you walking salad, you didn't notice, did you?
Just happy that half the people on the planet are dead, eh?
The humans earned their fate.
By that logic the green has it coming, too.
Like humanity, it was minding its own business
and, oh, too bad, death sentence.
The green
will not die!
Swampy's pretty pissed.
That should bring down the flyin' uglies.
It worked.
Harley, you're up.
Yahtzee!
And out.
No more planning,
just doing.
Is there no end to these minions?
# If you're happy And you know it Smash a head #
# If you're happy And you know it #
# Then your face Will surely show it #
# If you're happy And you know it Smash a head #
# If you're happy And you know it #
# And you really Wanna show it #
# If you're happy And you know it Splat the brains! #
Best boss ever.
King Shark is a shark.
I need a cigarette.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Rest well, Shiva.
We sent the Paradooms to help you!
But sir, they're eating everyone!
HR is going to be furious.
Ah, we're sitting ducks here.
I love duckies.
Worst team ever.
The boom tube gate is there.
One floor up. No stairs.
This way. Keep it moving, gang.
You said this would be hard.
It's not hard.
I'm afraid you don't have the proper clearance.
Ah, bollocks.
Damian!
No one will mourn you!
Raven, no!
Stay in control.
Can everyone stop trying to kill Luthor?
We need him.
He's a stinking collaborator.
Too right, he is.
Let me take a little off the top.
Please,
I was surrounded and the battle was over.
I had to make a choice.
I've been helping Lois ever since.
You're Sleeper?
He's a traitor
who changed sides when it suited him.
What makes you think he won't do it again?
Because you need me and you don't have a lot of time.
Batman won't allow it.
Abomination!
You will stand
no more!
The Congo reaper is a loss.
Concentrate the forces on the North Sea and Great Wall reapers.
Shazam!
You'll take care of it, won't you?
If my father gets control.
You want me to add your soul to my ledger?
The spell has to be...
ugly.
My body has to be more than dead.
The last accursed Dagger of Ostova.
Good. That'll work.
Keep Daddy in his pen
and we won't have to go down that road.
I'm strong.
I can do it.
This thing's kind of stuffy.
Hon, you wear two layers in the summer.
You'll live.
My finest work.
Fires kryptonite-infused missiles
and high-explosive rounds.
Perfect for Paradooms.
But you made it to kill my husband.
What can I say, I had issues.
That's a whole lot of kryptonite.
We'll hold this end.
Lois, you...
Someone has to make sure the portal stays closed.
- But you need to... - Hey...
we're in this together.
I love you, Lois Lane.
I know.
Now, go save the world.
Touching.
Now, can we leave before I come to my bloody senses?
Why are you still here, John?
Don't exactly know, Clarkie.
Guess I just want to see how it all turns out.
Come back to me, Smallville.
That should help us blend in,
but I suggest we keep moving.
Luthor, there's been unauthorized use
of the portal from LexCorp.
I want an explanation.
Just a power surge, Batman.
It's nothing, already handled.
All hail Darkseid.
So, you've finally decided
to reveal your traitorous nature.
Lord Darkseid will kill you slowly.
Well, I guess I'm completely on your side now.
Yay, team.
Lord Darkseid,
apologies for the intrusion.
I trust this is important, Batman.
We had an unauthorized boom tube from LexCorp.
In brightest day,
in blackest night...
So, Luthor validated your concerns.
No evil shall escape my sight.
Send the Furies to capture the invaders.
I will deal with them myself.
Let those who worship evil's might...
And also,
teleport a portion of Earth's magma here.
I'd like to make a point.
Beware my power...
As you will it.
Green Lantern's light!
Diana.
I'm so sorry this happened to you.
To all of you.
I have to say, I don't fancy the new look, luv.
Makes you look a bit murdery.
Kori, it's me!
You're being controlled!
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Oh, shit.
Easy, Princess.
Finally, a challenge.
Took you long enough.
I like to make an entrance.
And so it ends.
My race is run.
I regret nothing.
It was fun.
None of you will last long.
You have no true warriors.
You're right, Princess.
We could use one of those.
Oh, the old magic, that's the stuff.
Cuts both ways, though.
Hear me, Wonder Woman of the Justice League.
You are a paragon for warriors through the ages,
not Darkseid's minion.
Break free, now!
I am...
Diana of Themyscira.
Daughter of Hippolyta.
I follow the old gods
and will never again bow to the new.
Care to do the honors?
There's a tunnel behind you leading to the power generator.
Leave them to me.
Do not hold what happens next against me, friends.
Always keep the best one for yourself, Lexy.
Lex...
Well, that's a problem.
For Clark and the team to have any chance,
those monsters can't get back to Apokolips.
We have to hold them off.
Last call, then.
King Shark is a shark.
Buckle up, Suicide Squaddies.
Today's the day
we earn our name!
Oh, shite and fried eggs.
My God.
Barry? Barry!
Clark.
We thought you were dead.
It was phased when Omega Beam hit.
Apokolips reactor damaged.
Converted me to replacement.
Make it stop.
You gotta make me stop.
Let me.
Sleep, mate.
He caused it,
the Flashpoint.
What are you talking about?
If he doesn't go back to save his mum,
Darkseid isn't here.
But if Flash is the power generator...
there's no generator to blow up.
So we can't stop Darkseid from coming back.
Well, come on, then.
Too far in to turn around now.
We go through.
What are you planning, Constantine?
It's magic.
You wouldn't understand.
I hate magic.
King Shark...
is a shark!
Come on, you bunch of assholes.
Hey, you want a boomerang?
Here! Come one, come all! What about you? And you!
And you have a boomie. You all have some fucking boomies.
I've got you covered!
Almost out of ammo.
We can't let them through!
Everybody, on the platform!
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Can't do this long.
Raven...
Let go.
Trust me, daughter.
Let go!
Raven!
I'll kill you, boy!
So, that was my dad.
None can resist Darkseid.
Hail Darkseid.
I am the source wall.
Lord Darkseid has ordered you taken alive
to personally see to your punishment.
Please wait for Lord Darkseid's return.
You shall be dealt with accordingly.
Just stop saying "Darkseid."
I must alert Lord Darkseid.
- I am the source wall... - What are you doing, Constantine?
Techno magic.
Feels like taking a test you haven't studied for.
Luckily, I cheat.
Lord Darkseid.
Lord Darkseid. What is happening?
Debugging ya, mate.
It's gonna hurt.
You've all acquitted yourselves admirably.
Excellent technique, Mera.
Now, let's find our friends.
What's... What's going on?
No! Stop!
I'm fully integrated, Clark.
There's not enough left of me to ever leave this place.
Now, listen, Batman stepped out to talk to the big...
Batman's returned.
And with his lord and master.
You!
I knew Clark would come one day.
It was inevitable.
But I never thought you'd be part
of a lost cause, Constantine.
I'm here to level the playing field.
No running this time.
Maybe Zatanna's loss finally broke you.
Was drinking yourself to death not fast enough?
You won't pick us apart so easily, Father.
You dare call me that?
Your mother drugged me to conceive you,
goaded me into raising you,
and broke me mentally.
But once my eyes were opened by Lord Darkseid,
I see you were never my son.
Only a burden.
Don't listen to him, Damian.
That's Darkseid talking.
Come, then.
End your burden once and for all.
Why is the whelp still alive?
Correct this, Batman.
Mobius Chair, attack protocol Alpha-Red.
Shit!
In the past, I let you win.
This time...
I won't hold back.
Bruce! Don't!
Finish him, Batman.
Finish him and take your place
as first among my servants.
You heard me, slave.
Finish him.
Go to hell.
You disappoint me.
No!
Damian!
I am...
free!
John! He's coming!
Do it now!
[Constantine chanting spell]
Your bonds are loosened,
but not yet broken...
until your oath to me is spoken!
I'm offering you a willing magical host.
Let's kill the bastard.
I have a better idea.
Bollocks!
What's this?
What have you done, Kryptonian?
Not the Kryptonian.
Not anymore.
No matter.
So, you are
one of the so-called new gods.
I am unimpressed.
Damian.
Good to see you again, Father.
Hold on.
Dad,
I know I wasn't the ideal son,
but you took me in and welcomed me.
You taught me a better way.
And I thank you for that.
Son.
Remember, Father.
Justice, not vengeance.
Save them.
Save her.
[Lois] Clark?
Clark, are you there?
Clark!
Honey? Come in! Please!
Clark!
Lois.
Bruce?
Forty seconds to reach minimum safe distance.
I need to speak with Clark.
There's not a lot of time left.
Vic, send the message to Clark's mech suit now,
so he can see it.
It's good to have you back, Bats.
Clark, honey,
I know we planned on always being together,
but that's not going to happen now.
Lois?
What is this?
King Shark is a shark!
King Shark is a shark.
King Shark is a shark!
And Captain Boomerang is a boomerang, you fuck knuckle.
It's been an honor to fight by your side.
Are you shitting me?
Top of the world, puddin'!
Ten, nine, eight...
seven, six...
You'll have to be strong.
- ...four, three... - I know you can do it.
- ...two, one. - Lois?
I love you, Clark.
No!
This cannot be!
It is impossible!
And now to deal with...
You.
You took everything
from me.
Now, I'm going to make you pay.
You will do nothing but die.
Unless I miss my guess,
we'll need Constantine.
Well, that's a problem.
Hello, John.
Hey.
So, I finally bought the farm.
Easy as crossing a street.
But how in the hell did you get me into heaven?
Pulled a few strings.
I needed to apologize
for making you run away when I died.
Remember?
Rebmemer.
A compulsion spell.
Batsy.
He thought we should have a backup plan
in case everything went wrong.
Can you forgive me?
'Course I do!
I get to spend eternity with you.
First question,
are there any pubs?
If not, we build one.
Next time.
Today, our friends still need your help.
Oh, come on, Zee.
I did my bit.
I'm dead.
John Constantine,
you of all people should know that means nothing
when destiny's involved.
Damian...
I...
I love you.
Goodbye for now, John.
Holy shit, he's alive.
How are you alive?
I can't even be a corpse in peace!
Wanking destiny can go bugger itself.
You brought me back.
I had to take the chance.
Release me!
Bet you wish you had taken my offer now, eh, wanker?
We're going to talk when this is done.
Now, what's the bloody plan?
Vic, do we have a way out?
Working on it.
Damian...
those things I said...
Don't make this overly emotional, Father,
it wasn't your fault.
I've relinked with the Mother Box.
I can transport you off the station
and bring back the Paradooms.
Then I send Apokolips to no destination at all.
Darkseid is trapped with his monsters forever.
We're not leaving Clark behind.
That won't work.
Darkseid needs to be distracted for me to do my thing.
Yeah, yeah, let me think.
Still pissed at you.
You can't be serious.
Uh-huh.
On second thought...
that's perfect.
All together now.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
You have spirit, Kryptonian.
But the strength of a lost love is only...
Go!
Unless you would fight me for the right to destroy him.
And now,
new god,
let's see who shall rule,
and who shall serve!
Okay, bus is leaving. There'll be no better time.
Victor?
Can't come.
Download your consciousness
into a mother cube, or whatnot.
It doesn't work like that, genius.
Now leave, before these assholes realize
they're gonna be trapped here forever.
Cheers.
Go on, I'm right behind you.
What a wonderful gift, daughter.
Be well!
Goodbye, Father.
Looks like I get the last word.
Suck it, bitches!
No!
You're mad! No!
What news?
Even though the planet reapers were stopped
before they finished,
the damage was done.
How bad?
We lost 31% of the Earth's molten core.
The planet's rotation is compromised.
The smallest change either way will mean freezing or burning.
My best estimate is another billion deaths
before we can get anything under control.
Provided we can.
Okay.
I know everyone's been through hell,
but we can't quit.
The Justice League
doesn't quit.
If we work together, we can do this.
We can save the planet.
You know what you have to do, mate.
Clear the board...
start again.
Another Flashpoint?
I promised Iris before she...
I can't.
Yeah, figured you'd say that.
Everything would change.
Again.
And some of those changes may be shite.
And we may make the same mistakes again.
It won't be perfect...
but it'll be a long sight better than what we got now.