猜个谜语 什么时候门不是门 Riddle me this: When is a door not a door?
感觉就像溺水 对吗 It feels like drowning, doesn't it?
当答案就在脑海中 你却抓不住它 When the answer is at the edge of your cortex, but you can't seem to grasp it.
你在测试我的耐性 You're trying my patience.
答案 The answer?
当门半掩着的时候 When it's ajar.
来一道简单点的谜语 Here's an easy one.
什么东西围着城市跑 却从未移动过 What runs around a city but never moves?
不知道 是墙 No? A wall.
你想怎么样 尼格玛 What do you want, Nigma?
我说了算 所以由我发问 I'm in charge, so I'll ask the questions.
尽量跟上我的速度 Try to keep up, won't you?
猜一猜这个谜语 有什么东西属于你 但其他人用得比你多 Riddle me this: What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
你的名字 Your name.
你听过这个谜语 没有 You've heard that one. No.
像世界上其他人一样 我用谷歌 I have Google like the rest of the world.
你为何这样跟我说话 沃勒 Why do you talk to me like this, Waller?
很简单 我需要你喋喋不休 好让我确定你的位置 Simple. I needed to keep you babbling long enough to pinpoint your position.
我的什么 My-What?
举起手来 Hands in the air where we can see them.
把他带走 Take him out.
不用留情 Make it hurt.
猜一猜 我领先时 为何不罢手 Riddle me this: Why didn't I quit when I was ahead?
怎么了 报告情况 What is it? Report.
谜语人是我的 The Riddler is mine.
切换到夜视模式 Switch to night vision.
确保周边安全 Secure the perimeter.
可恶 是蝙蝠侠 Holy crap, it's Batman.
我知道你帮他 尼格玛 I know you helped him, Nigma.
告诉我它在哪里 Tell me where it is.
我调用优先级别的紫外线 I'm invoking priority level ultraviolet.
组织特遣部队X Assemble Task Force X.
我们又有一次自杀行动 We have another suicide mission.
[露易丝·林肯]
[哥谭银行]
[冰霜杀手]
[棕榈树汽车旅馆]
[纳那维]
[鲨鱼王]
[哥谭公报]
[黑帮老大已认罪 受警方保护]
[埃里克·尼达姆]
[黑蜘蛛]
[乔治·哈克尼斯]
[回力镖队长]
[禁止入内 美国军事基地]
[阿纳托利·克尼亚泽夫]
[克格勃野兽]
[罗斯福支持中心 女子中途之家]
[哈琳·奎泽尔]
[小丑女]
[弗洛伊德·劳顿]
[死亡射手]
蝙蝠侠：突袭阿卡姆
老天 我宿醉了 但我记不起派对了 Strewth, I got the hangover, but I don't recall the party.
可恶 又来了 Aah, crap, not this again.
你也是吗 You too?
像一个不断重复的恶梦 It's like a bloody recurring nightmare.
看来我们有新人加入 Looks like we got rookies.
你们是谁 Who are you people?
我为何会穿着制服 And why am I in uniform?
没有牢笼 没有镣铐 No bars, no chains.
该吃肉了 Time for meat.
试试看 鱼柳 我会告诉你“冷血”是什么意思 You try it, fish-fingers, and I'll show you the meaning of cold-blooded.
你脾气真坏 You're feisty.
所有人都给我闭嘴 Everybody, shut up.
我以前来过这里 I've been here before.
我要走了 I am leaving.
站住 Stop.
坐下 Sit down.
我叫阿曼达·沃勒 I'm Amanda Waller.
我来劝导你们这帮罪犯加入我们的特种部队 I'm here to indoctrinate you convicts into our special forces.
不要 Pass.
我杀人是为了让世上没有堕落之人 I killed to keep degenerates off the streets.
我不会与他们合作 I won't work alongside them.
可以呼吸新鲜空气 还能减刑 Fresh air and time off my sentence?
欢迎你随时找我 亲爱的 Feel free to keep calling me up, love.
特遣部队X是一支非正式的政府突击队 Task Force X is an off-the-books government strike team...
由毫无希望被释放的罪犯组成 ...made up of convicts with no hope for release...
死不足惜 旨在完成非凡使命 ...serving as expendable agents for impossible missions.
任务成功 我会缩短你们的刑期 Succeed and I'll shave time off your sentences.
如果不成功呢 If we don't?
你们必死无疑 You'll be dead.
还有其他愚蠢的问题吗 Any other stupid questions?
是的 我的颈部有什么东西 追踪器吗 Yeah, what's in my neck? A tracker?
对 还有强大的纳米技术炸弹 Yes. And a powerful nanotech explosive.
逃跑 被捕 违抗命令 Run away, get yourself captured, disobey an order...
正确回答问题的速度太慢 我会炸掉你们的头 ...hell, give me a right answer too slowly, and I'll blow your head clean off.
你骗人 You lie.
你费尽周折 不会只是为了杀死我们吧 You would not take all of this trouble just to kill us.
试试看 Try me.
还有人要试吗 Anyone else?
我想没有了 I didn't think so.
这次是什么危险任务 你竟然要派新人去 What's so dangerous this time that you had to send in the newbies?
你们要闯入阿卡姆疯人院 You're going to break into Arkham Asylum.
荒唐之极 不太想去吗 That's insane. Don't want much?
去他的 我才不碰疯子 Screw that. I don't do freaky-deakies.
太棒了 Yahtzee!
我们如何开始 How do we start?
我喜欢你 牛仔 Oh. I like you, cowboy.
你是疯子 我喜欢你的疯狂举动 You're loco and me likey your loco-motion.
计划是怎样的 What's the plan?
一周前 一名自称“谜语人”的下三滥员工 A week ago, while in my employ, a lowlife calling himself the Riddler...
成功入侵我的电脑系统 ...managed to gain access to my computer system.
他下载了一个文件 其中包括 He downloaded a file containing the identities and histories...
自杀小队当前过去和潜在成员的身份和历史 ...of every current, past and potential member of the suicide squad.
也包括我们的 Including ours.
没错 That's right.
他威胁要把所有数据发布在网络上 He's threatening to release them all on the lnternet.
你们要把它夺回来 You're going to get it back.
谜语人有一份副本 在他手杖内的一个拇指碟里 Riddler's got one copy and it's on a thumb drive in his cane...
手杖目前被锁在阿卡姆的保管室里 ...which is currently locked away in the Arkham property room.
在强化治疗大楼里 就在单独监禁牢房之下 In the intensive treatment building, right under the solitary confinement cells.
太好了 Good times.
我们要找内应 So we get someone inside.
是我吗 可以是我吗 归我了 Is it me? Can it be me? Dibs!
她难以预测 She's a wild card.
小丑女对阿卡姆的 Harley Quinn has an encyclopedic knowledge...
布局和物流管理了如指掌 ...of Arkham's layout and its logistics.
近距离接触小丑 她不会有问题吧 She gonna be okay that close to the Joker?
我没事 我们之间早就结束了 I'm fine. We're done.
他是个混蛋 He's a jerk.
无所谓了 Whatever.
我相信你 Well, I'm convinced.
你们要潜入哥谭市 You'll be snuck into Gotham.
你们会与一名权力经纪人会面 他会安排你们闯入精神病院 You'll rendezvous with a power broker who will set you up for the break-in.
这次行动要神不知鬼不觉 所以尽量不要杀人 This is as off-the-grid as it gets, so let's keep the body count to a minimum.
死亡射手只可用橡胶子弹 Deadshot, rubber bullets only.
遇到蝙蝠侠怎么办 What about The Bat?
另一宗案件让他忙得不可开交 He has his hands full on another case.
事实上 如果我们行事正确 甚至可以利用他 In fact, we work it right, we might be able to take advantage of him.
沃勒 Waller.
怎么了 劳顿 What, Lawton?
你老实点 我就射准一点 Play fair and I'll shoot straight.
你敢耍我 我就杀了你 Jerk me around and I'll kill you.
做一名好罪犯 劳顿 Be a good convict, Lawton.
不要逼我炸了你 Don't make me blow you up.
我说完了 I'm clear.
用毒气麻醉他们 Gas them.
什么他们 What them?
我越来越厌倦这种把戏 I'm getting tired of this trick.
我也这么想 牛仔 You and me both, cowboy.
我们进入哥谭市后 我或许可以带你四处逛逛 Maybe when we get into Gotham, I can show you around.
我知道一些好玩的地方 I know some tight places.
没兴趣 Not interested.
我告诉过你 小丑女 I told you, Harley.
如果你想调情 可以找我 好吗 If you're giving it out, heave a chunk my way, eh?
算了 别做梦了 Ah. You wish.
把你的回力镖向鲨鱼王摇摇吧 Shake your boomer-wang at the shark guy.
来吧 我会咬掉 Do it, and I'll bite it off.
别这样 小丑女 看在旧日情份上 Come on, Harl. For old time's sake?
这次我们会有问题吗 Are we gonna have a problem this time around?
说不定会有问题 老兄 I think we might, mate.
不会 No.
我不信任坏人 I don't trust vermin.
毫无荣誉感 目标和纪律 Honorless, rudderless, undisciplined.
他们永远也找不到你的尸体 They'll never find your body.
忍者真棒 Oh, ninjas are awesome.
这表示我们到了吗 You think that means we're there?
我惧高 I hate heights!
我们会死的 We're not gonna make it.
沃勒 拜托 Waller, please!
记住这种感觉 罪犯们 你们的生死由我掌控 Remember this feeling, convicts. I hold your lives in my hands.
你这个疯狂的婊子 You crazy bitch.
打开该死的降落伞 Open the damn chutes.
马上 Do it. Now!
好样的 Good one.
乖鲨鱼 Good shark.
真恶心 Gross.
小丑女呢 Where's Harley?
别担心 我的头先着地 Don't worry, I fell on my head.
太好了 我们如何秘密赴会 Great. How do we get to the rendezvous unseen?
再多走几里路 A few more miles.
继续前进 Keep moving then.
可恶之极 Aah! This is flipping bonkers.
走下水道 穿蝙蝠装那家伙就不会发现我们 Sloshing through sewage so a guy dressed like a bat won't spot us?
你想走地面吗 滑头 请自便 You wanna head topside, slick, be my guest.
不 我们差不多到了 No, we're practically there.
对 我也这样想 Yeah, that's what I thought.
[冰山酒廊]
企鹅人 Cobblepot.
我们关门了 私人派对 We're closed. Private party.
我们来参加私人派对的 Yeah, we're the private party.
这边请 他在等你们 This way. He's waiting on you.
你的客人到了 科波特先生 Your guests have arrived, Mr. Cobblepot.
好 好 请进 Right, right. Come in.
欢迎光临冰山酒廊 Welcome to the lceberg Lounge.
我马上就吃完晚餐了 I'm just finishing my supper.
对不起 科波特先生 Pardon me, Mr. Cobblepot.
劳顿 我还以为死亡射手从来不跟人合作 Lawton? Oh, I never pegged Deadshot for a team player.
世道艰难 先生 Oh, things are tough all over, sir.
说得好 That's a good one. Ha, ha.
此人是我见过最厉害的杀手 This man is the best assassin I've ever seen.
我只跟最厉害的人合作 And I only work with the best.
我的宗旨是让人满意 科波特先生 I aim to please, Mr. Cobblepot.
听说你可以让我们闯入阿卡姆 I was told you can get us into Arkham?
我的确可以 I can indeed.
我已安排好 让你们潜入那个疯人院 I've made arrangements to sneak you into the crazy farm.
跟着他们去 Follow them to...
你 You.
小丑 Clown!
你不会依然因为卡车的事在生气吧 企鹅人 You're not still mad about that truck, are you, Pengy?
感觉你依然在生气 It feels like you are.
你浪费了我不少钱 小丑女 You cost me money, funny girl.
她和她的疯子男友 偷走我运香烟卡车 然后把车开进河里 Her and her looney boyfriend nicked my truck of cigarettes and drove it into the river.
就为了寻开心 Just for a laugh.
我和小丑已经结束了 应该不关我的事了吧 Does it matter that Mr. J and I aren't together anymore?
没人能偷走我的东西 然后一走了之 Nobody steals from me and walks away.
这样不利于生意 亲爱的 It's bad business, love.
你说得没错 你应该杀了她 You're right, you should kill her.
我会帮你杀了她 Hell, I'll kill her for you.
拜托 Aw, come on.
你知道还有什么不利于生意吗 先生 Except you know what else is bad for business, sir?
出卖客户 Doublecrossing your clients.
我不想人们说 科波特先生拿了你的钱 还杀了你的员工 And I would hate for folks to say Mr. Cobblepot takes your money and kills your operatives.
把她带走 劳顿 Get her out of my sight, Lawton.
这是你们的文件 There's your files.
记住其中的内容 Memorize the contents.
你们可以在上面的房间睡一会儿 You can grab some shuteye in the rooms above.
你们明晚 在夜幕的掩护下展开行动 You deploy tomorrow night under the cover of darkness...
这之后 我不想你们再现身我的地盘 ...and then I never want to see any of you on my turf again.
给我滚出去 Now get the hell out of here.
你是有史以来最有魅力的人 对吧 Ever the charmer, ain't you?
去死吧 回力镖队长 Bite me, Boomer.
[橡胶子弹]
[高速]
劳顿 Ah. Oi, Lawton.
胡须剃得真漂亮 老兄 Nice shave, mate.
这个任务开始时 我们相处得不太好 We got off on the wrong foot at the start of this mission.
跟我们一起喝杯啤酒吧 Hoist a pint with us.
不行 今夜是上学日的晚上 Can't. lt's a school night.
随便你 Ehh, suit yourself.
来一场飞镖友谊赛怎么样 How about a friendly game of darts, then?
算你走运 Lucky shot.
好 那你来试试 Right. Let's see you do it.
对 来吧 Yeah! Come on!
对不起 老兄 Sorry, mate.
看来这只飞镖反弹得不太好 Looks like that one took a bad bounce.
我们算是扯平了 老兄 Let's call it even, mate.
露易丝 我是阿曼达 Louise? lt's Amanda.
我有一项特别任务要给你 I have a special assignment for you.
此事最好保密 Something I'd rather keep between the two of us.
我在听 I'm listening.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
你想念我吗 你想怎样 Did you miss me? What do you want?
我有点痒 想你帮我挠痒 牛仔 I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy.
这个开始真不错 Oh. Good start.
管他的 Ah, what the hell.
太好了 Yahtzee!
[洋娃娃]
我到了 Here's my stop.
祝我好运 牛仔 Wish me luck, cowboy.
应该是藏在这里的 There's gotta be one here somewhere.
你知道他藏在哪里 对吧 You know where he put it, don't you?
究竟在哪里 小丑女 Where is it, Harley?
我不懂你在说什么 No idea what you're talking about.
给我答案 Answers.
马上 Now.
走开 蝙蝠 Back off, Bats.
在哪里 Where is it?
他在说什么 What's he talking about?
谁知道这些疯人为了什么事情这么激动 Who knows what these wankers get worked up about.
我不知道 我发誓 I don't know. I swear.
我不会无缘无故向射杀蝙蝠 I'm not firing blind against The Bat.
沃勒 到底是怎么回事 Waller, what the devil's going on?
你不能打给我 要求我给你答案 死亡射手 You don't get to call me up and demand answers, Deadshot.
他们在谈论什么 What are they talking about?
小丑偷了一枚脏弹 藏在哥谭市某处 Joker stole a dirty bomb and hid it somewhere in Gotham.
很显然 这枚炸弹威力无穷 其辐射足以杀死市内一半人口 Apparently it's large enough that the radiation would kill half the population.
蝙蝠侠翻遍整个城市 想找到它 Batman's torn the city apart trying to find it.
他曾一度认为 谜语人可能会知道 At one point he thought Riddler might know.
小丑有一枚脏弹 The Joker has a dirty bomb?
真让我不寒而栗 That gives me the chills.
有关冰的双关语 真的吗 Ice puns? Really?
沃勒 这简直是胡说 Waller, this is crap.
我不管 罪犯 好好干活 I don't care, convict, do yourjob.
老实说 蝙蝠侠 我根本不知道小丑把东西放哪里 Honestly, B-man, I don't know where Mr. J puts half of his stuff.
会说话的波波娃娃明天大减价 我想现在要一个 I just wanted a Chatty Boo-Boo doll before they went on sale tomorrow.
[陈述：真实]
[洋娃娃]
把她送回阿卡姆 Get her back to Arkham.
好的 蝙蝠侠 Will do, Batman.
上车吧 疯女人 Get in there, you nutty broad.
[阿卡姆疯人院]
我正在吃午饭 现在要我处理这个傻妞 I'm in the middle of lunch, now I gotta process this dizzy dame?
真疯狂 Crazy, huh?
我把她送回以前的牢房 然后再回来 Why don't I just toss her in her old cell and come back?
好 我有半打新文件要填 然后你才可以进来 Yeah, right. I got, like, half a dozen new forms to fill out before you can even come in.
我们有十分钟放置设备 We've got 10 minutes to plant the device.
[太平间]
我应该把她放在哪里 Where should I dump her?
把尸体放上X光机 Put it through the x-ray machine.
肯定死了 Heh. Don't get much deader than that.
尸体已经冰冷 This one's cold as ice.
老兄 系统里没有纪录说要接收一具尸体 Hey, buddy, I got nothing in the system about accepting a new body.
太好了 Yeah. Ha, ha.
电脑显示“没有纪录” It says, uh, "Not found."
我从里面出来的 再试一下 I came from inside. Run it again.
不 有些不对劲 No, something's wrong.
我要叫保安来 I'm gonna have to get security.
接线盒就在前面 快点走 The junction box is up ahead so move your ass.
小丑女 Harley?
真的是你吗 Is it really you?
可恶 Shit.
别把事情搞砸了 Don't screw this up.
你连招呼都不打吗 Aren't you even going to say hello? Heh, heh.
各位 来看看 小丑刚刚发现小丑女了 Aw, guys, you gotta see this. Joker just spotted Harley.
继续走 Keep walking.
叫他闭嘴 Tell him to shut up.
我看得出你依然很痛苦 Aw, I can tell you're still sore.
至少那些瘀伤不见了 At least the bruises cleared up nicely.
你赶着去哪里 小丑女 What's your hurry, Harl?
闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
该死 Damn it.
走吧 Let's move.
或许她会杀了他 Maybe she'll kill him.
我恨你 你这个混蛋 I hate you, you bastard!
我会杀了他 I'll kill him!
他这样对我 我要亲手杀了他 I'll kill him myself for what he's done to me.
女人 我说得没错吧 警官 Women. Am I right, officer?
没法和她们生活在一起 也不能把她们从车里踢下去 Can't live with them, can't kick them out of a moving car.
你知道规矩 伙计 我得通知上头 You know the rules, buddy. I gotta phone it in.
她已经死了 She's dead.
她还能制造多少麻烦呢 How much trouble could she be?
没有批准 任何东西都不可以进出阿卡姆 Nothing goes in or out of Arkham without being OK'd.
不过稍等一下 我会试着联系值班警官 But give me a sec, I'll try to get ahold of the watch commander.
再试一次 我试过两次 先生 Run it again. I've tried twice, sir.
我不能因为系统失灵 就失去这份工作 I can't lose this job because your system is down.
[没有记录]
快点吧 外行人 Come on, you amateurs.
对不起 亲爱的 是防弹的 Tsk, tsk, tsk. Sorry, hon. Bulletproof.
那更好 Even better.
小甜心 Pudding.
怎么了 小丑女 如果我不了解 我还以为你想杀死我 Why, Harley, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're trying to kill me.
我们之间结束了 We're finished, you and me.
我现在有新男友了 I got someone new now.
更好的人 Someone better.
该死 只能这样了 Oh, hell. This'll have to do.
不用担心 刚刚传过来 Never mind. Just came through.
差不多是时候了 About time.
[准许进入]
对不起 是旧系统 Sorry, it's an old system.
没关系 No problem.
我们来看看有什么好东西 Let's see what goodies we've got.
该死 Oh, shit!
怎么 哦 How...? Oh!
我的蛋蛋 Aah! Me goolies.
这是报复 蠢蛋 That's payback, you dumb-ass.
走走就没事了 袋鼠队长 Walk it off, Captain Kangaroo.
快点 我们没时间了 Come on, we're out of time.
新男友 是的 New guy? That's right.
你不会吃醋吧 You're not jealous, are you?
就是他 That's him.
我认识你 I know you.
我们曾经合作过一次 We worked together once.
不 等等 不要告诉我 不要告诉我 No, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me. Hmm....
傻瓜 Deadhead, hmm?
大型铅弹 Buckshot? Ha, ha!
我抓到她了 I got her.
你可以跟她一起 You can have her.
你连衣服也会买二手的 Bet you buy your shirts second-hand too. Ha!
先生 E层发生爆炸 Sir, we've got an explosion on Level E.
他依然被关着 先生 He's still secure, sir.
是客房服务吗 Is that room service?
告诉他们烤乳酪馅饼 还没送来 Tell them I never got my calzone.
好 所有保安立即赶去厨房 Good. I need every available security down in the kitchen, stat.
现在是黄色警报 We're on yellow alert.
你们来晚了 她遇到前男友 抓着 You're late. Ran into her ex. Grab hold.
用力点 Put your back into it.
嘿 不准来下面 Hey. Nobody's supposed to be down there.
我们下来开小型派对 We just snuck down here for a little party.
什么派对 What kind of party?
可恶 你是小丑女 Crap, you're Harley Quinn!
不许动 你这个疯 Don't move, you crazy bit...
我讨厌意大利食物 I hate Italian food.
厨房的火势被控制了吗 Has that kitchen fire been contained?
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
劳顿 什么事 Lawton. What?
全球定位系統表明 你在主保安室 GPS has you in the main security hub.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我们占据了这间房 就这样 We own it, that's what.
现在我们去拿手仗 Now we grab the cane.
别太狂妄自信 劳顿 Don't get too cocky, Lawton.
你走上了不归路 你最好记住这一点 You're at the point of no return. You best keep that in mind.
煤气爆炸让整个可恶的疯人院处于黄色警报中 That gas explosion put the whole bloody asylum on yellow alert.
如果监控摄像头认出我们 我们就完蛋了 If the security cameras make us, we're toast.
那就关闭所有监控摄像头 So shut down all the security cams.
这样蝙蝠侠肯定会知道 That's a surefire way to alert The Bat.
那怎么办 让他看着我们像白痴一样乱跑 What then? Let him watch us run around like idiots?
播放昨天的录像 Play yesterday's footage.
鲨鱼王第一次有自己的想法 Aw. Shark Week had his first thought.
闭嘴 回力镖 再说一遍 Shut it, Boomer. Say it again.
播放昨天同一时段的录像 Play yesterday's footage at the same time.
我来 I can do that.
这样我们的行动就不会受到监视 And we can operate without eyes on us.
你是指蝙蝠侠还是沃勒 两者都是 You mean Batman's or Waller's? Both.
强化治疗大楼在那边 就在放风场对面 The intensive treatment building is there, just across the yard.
走吧 Let's move.
低调行事 Low profile.
冰霜杀手 走吧 Frost. Move your ass.
[一号摄像头：艾迪·纳什顿 又名爱德华·尼格玛“谜语人”]
这些塔楼是首要任务 Top priority are those towers.
我可以爬上去 I can scale them.
没时间了 No time.
你对付两个 我对付两个 You do two, I'll do two.
好 听我口令 开始 Fine. On my mark. Now.
你失手了 稍等 You missed. Wait for it.
巡逻队 请派人彻底搜索放风场 Patrol, I need a sweep of the yard. Ugh!
你糗了吧 Boom! In your face.
他用对讲机报告了情况 那是失误 你这个下三滥 He got to his walkie. I'd score that a miss. You two-bit C-lister.
够了 That's it!
美国 U.S.A!
各位 有人来了 Boys, we got company.
鲨鱼王 不要 终于可以大干一场了 Shark, no. Finally, some action.
这可真低调 So much for low profile.
报告情况 我探测到你们在放风场上 但摄像机上看不到你们 Status report. I've got you in the exercise yard, but you don't show up on the cameras.
肯定是系统出问题了 Must be something wrong with the system.
可恶 我们现在有点忙 Damn it. We're a little busy right now.
待会再打给你 I'll call you back.
别胡闹了 罪犯们 拿手仗 然后离开 Don't yank me around, convict. Get the cane. Get out.
太好了 Yahtzee.
维克特·萨斯 你被包围了 Victor Zsasz, we got you surrounded.
请别伤害我 Please. Please don't hurt me.
放开那个女孩 别把情况搞糟 Let the girl go before it gets ugly.
我来释放僵尸 The zombie's mine to liberate.
我有正义之事要做 I have righteous work to do.
我今晚没心情 萨斯 I'm not in the mood tonight, Zsasz.
你今晚似乎有心事 少爷 You seem troubled tonight, sir.
是小丑女 阿福 It's Harley, Alfred.
她有点反常 She was acting odd.
比平日还反常吗 Odder than usual, you mean?
她好像很高兴被抓起来 Like she was happy to get caught.
她有可能想念旧情人 Maybe she missed her, uh, pudding.
有可能 Maybe.
更有可能跟小丑的炸弹有关 More likely it's linked to the Joker's bomb.
阿卡姆今晚发布了黄色警报 Arkham had a yellow alert this evening.
一切看起来安然无恙 Everything looks to be in place.
那是莫西尔 他周五通常不上班 That's Moshell. He doesn't work Fridays.
法瑞克也不会 他周四上班 Neither does Ferrick. That's the Thursday crew.
这不是现场直播 他们在播放以前的录像 This isn't live. They're broadcasting old footage.
阿卡姆出事了 Something's wrong at Arkham.
不 不要 No, no.
够了 鲨鱼王 把他放下 Enough, Shark! Put him down!
你现在可以留心听我说话了吗 Do I have your attention now?
除非我下命令 否则别在任务中途暴露身份 Don't break cover in the middle of an operation unless I say so.
永远别再这样对我 Don't ever do that to me.
否则怎样 你会咬掉我的头 Or what? You'll chew my head off?
下手吧 我求你 Do it. I'm begging you.
你认为 没有我 你们有机会活着出去 You think any of you have a shot of getting out alive without me?
我就知道会这样 That's what I thought.
幸好一切没有张扬出去 We're just lucky this was contained.
你们都要听指挥 Start following orders, all of you.
冷静点 小甜心 Why don't you just calm down, pudding?
别叫我“小甜心” Don't call me pudding!
[阿卡姆疯人院 强化治疗部]
保管室在这里 Property room's here.
上锁了 很快就开了 Locked. Not for long.
真可悲 Now that's just pathetic.
院长所有的密码都采用生日的倒数 The warden uses his birthday backwards for practically all of his passwords.
[已授权 发送密码]
你怎么知道 我曾经在这里工作 How do you know that? I used to work here.
我没说过吗 Didn't I mention that?
少来了 你在这里做什么 Come on. As what?
当心理医生 傻蛋 As a psychiatrist, silly.
老兄 扔回力镖的人不懂得放手 And pal, anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go.
好了 Et voilà.
我们从哪里入手 Where do we even begin?
每人负责一部分 开始找 Everyone take a section. Just start looking.
老天 Bloody hell.
我的酸性扑克牌 My acid playing cards.
我就知道 我把它们留了在这里 I knew I left them here.
这是小丑在火车抢劫案中 穿过的蝙蝠侠服装 Here's that Batman costume Mr. J used for the train heist.
我一直到处找 I've been looking all over for this.
原来在这里 Here's where it went.
[小丑]
找到了 Bingo.
萤火虫 Firefly.
飞蛾杀手 Killer Moth.
宙斯 Maxie Zeus.
从未听说过这些工具 Never heard of any of these tools.
急冻人的枪 Mr. Freeze's gun.
找到了 Score.
谢谢 Thanks.
是蝙蝠侠 It's Batman.
不可能 No way.
战利品 The spoils of war.
黑蜘蛛刚刚痛扁了蝙蝠侠 Black Spider just kicked The Bat's ass?
老兄 我有点激动得说不出话来 Mate, I'm a little choked up.
我拿到拇指碟了 Got the thumb drive.
什么 What?
搞什么 What the hell?
我们被玩弄了 We've been played.
冰霜杀手在哪里 Where's Frosty?
冰霜杀手 该死 Frost? Damn it.
冰霜杀手 Frost!
真简单 Easy.
[谜语]
我就知道沃勒会派人来 I knew Waller would send someone.
我太聪明 她不想让我活着 I'm too clever for her to let me live.
什么你都知道 天才 Nothing gets past you, genius.
我会让你死个痛快 I'll make this fast.
你知道自己为何要杀我吗 Do you even know why you're assassinating me?
沃勒说你招惹她 她要杀鸡儆猴 The Wall says you screwed her and to make an example out of you.
这种说法就能满足你的好奇心 And that satiated your curiosity?
我不问问题 I don't ask questions.
我不相信 I don't believe that.
人的思维总会有疑问 The human mind always has questions.
我唯一的问题是 沃勒为何不用你的纳米炸弹炸爆你的头 My only question is why Waller didn't just blow your head off with your nano bomb.
正是因为这个原因 她才要杀死我 It's the same reason she needs me dead.
因为我知道如何解除这些炸弹 Because I know how to diffuse them.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
你怎么知道她和谜语人在一起 How do you know she's with the Riddler?
在监控室时 她不停地看他 She was eyeballing him at the monitor room.
她给自己找了一位新男友 So she's got herself a new guy.
我为她做了这么多 After everything I've done for her.
我们走着瞧 Ooh, we'll see about that.
我再交五个跟她一样的女朋友 I'll make five more just like her.
我会剥了她的皮 把另一个人塞进去 I'll take her skin and put someone else in it.
那完美光滑的肌肤 Oh, that perfect creamy skin.
振作点 老兄 Pull yourself together, man!
她当面嘲笑你 She mocked you right to your face!
甚至敢叫你 Even dared to call you...
“小甜心” ...pudding.
那个可爱的女孩 Oh, that darling girl!
她或许值得我爱 She might even deserve me.
好了 宝贝 开始吧 Okay, babies, let's cook.
大吉大利 晚餐吃鸡 Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Ha-ha-ha.
噢 小丑女 我收回一半以前对你做的坏事 Oh, Harley, I take back half the horrible things I've done to you.
[谜语]
他们走了 They're gone!
我们看到了 小丑女 他们去哪里了 Yeah, we can see that, Harley, but where?
是沃勒 It's Waller.
我在这里 你在搞什么 死亡射手 I'm here. What are you trying to pull, Deadshot?
你没有报到 我们跟蝙蝠侠发生打斗 You're not checking in. We had a bout with The Bat.
但我们逃过了 我拿到手仗了 沃勒 But we're past it. I got your cane, Waller.
我们在找出口 We're just looking for an exit.
你们都在一起吗 So you're all together?
当然 为何不在一起呢 Of course. Why wouldn't we be?
那为何特别犯罪组被召去保护医疗中心 Then why has the Special Crimes unit been called in to protect the medical center?
说不定双面人长了痔疮 Maybe Two-Face got a pair of hemorrhoids.
我们要走了 We're out of here.
请不要爆炸 请不要爆炸 请 Please don't explode. Please don't explode. Please don't explode.
闭嘴 医疗中心在哪里 Shut up. Where's that medical center?
这里依然处于黄色警报中 We're still on yellow alert.
你听到动静了吗 You hear something?
我去看看 Let me check.
嘿 还记得当时疯帽人 Hey, remember that time when Mad Hatter...
斯密提 Smitty?
斯密提 嘿 Smitty? Boo.
斯密提 Smitty!
举起手来 Put your hands in the air!
轰隆 And boom.
我会穿上舒服点的衣服 I'm just going to slip into something more comfortable.
不许偷看 So no peeking.
[医疗中心 特别犯罪组]
我们是特种反罪部队 This is the Special Crimes unit.
投降 然后返回你的牢房 Surrender and return to your cells.
开火 Light them up!
真有用 That worked well.
就像即将被绞死的人 我们走途无路了 Then like the hanged man, we are at the end of our rope.
我真的很恨你 Wow, I hate you. Unh!
晚点再谢我们 衰人 You can thank us later, losers.
你没事吗 算是吧 You all right? Somewhat.
你能来 真是太好了 Glad you made it.
最好值得我们这样做 This better be good.
他知道如何解除炸弹 He knows how to turn off the bombs.
看起来很眼熟吧 Look familiar?
我能搞定 但你们得带我进去医疗中心 I can do it, but you've got to get me into the medical center.
在沃勒搞明白之前 我们有差不多五分钟的时间 We got maybe five minutes before Waller figures out what's what.
我们一定要进去那个房间 否则就死定了 We get to that room or we're dead.
应该要带一辆坦克来 Should've brought a tank.
我们有一辆 We have one.
我惧高 No heights.
你在开玩笑 我说了我惧高 You're joking. I said, no heights!
我会引导你 相信我 I'll guide you. Trust me.
我不正常 但这实在太疯狂了 I'm crazy, but that's just nuts!
快点 Step on it.
右转 Go to the right.
走吧 Let's move.
我们赢了吗 Did we win?
让我们看看 我们需要启动这个 这是作后备用的 Let's see now. We'll need this on. This for back-up.
拿把椅子过来 Grab a chair.
你到底怎样解除炸弹 How do you diffuse this bomb, exactly?
用电击 It's the electroshock.
你说什么 It's the what now?
我要让一千伏特的电通过你们的脑部 把炸弹烧毁 I'm gonna run 1 000 volts through your heads and fry your bombs.
很好 把椅子放在电椅周围 Good. Put the chairs in a circle here around Old Sparky.
我喜欢电击 这是脑部指压按摩 Oh, I love electroshock! It's a shiatsu massage for your brain.
把头罩取下来 Lose those.
我会留意外面的情况 I'll keep a lookout.
来了更多警察和直升机 More cops. Choppers too.
会成功吗 This'll work?
或者会令你僵直阵挛发作 Or give you a grand mal seizure.
我把你们固定在椅子上 因为你们会扭动 I'm clamping you to the chairs because you're going to wiggle.
我不相信这疯子 I don't trust this fruit loop.
一千伏特 五个人 乘以五 Hmm. A thousand volts, five bodies...
允许吸电 三秒脉冲 ...multiply by five, allowing for absorption, three-second pulses....
你知道自己在做什么吧 You know what you're doing, right?
该死 别停下 怎么了 沃勒 Damn it. Don't stop working. Yeah, Waller?
我收到报告 说有人入侵阿卡姆 I am getting reports there's a break-in at Arkham.
现在是红色警报 我还不知道呢 You're on red alert. News to me.
你不明白什么是“秘密行事”吗 What part of "off the books" do you not understand?
你们在医疗中心吗 Are you in the medical center?
我们遇到一个小问题 We hit a snag.
又是蝙蝠侠吗 Batman again?
蜘蛛侠需要就医 Spider needed medical attention.
蜘蛛侠 但他 Spider? But he's...
别找借口 劳顿 明白吗 No excuses, Lawton! You get that?
少说废话 没时间了 别耍花招 No more crap! No more time! No more shenanigans!
[弗洛伊德·劳顿“死亡射手”]
[哈琳·奎泽尔“小丑女”]
这帮人渣想整我 Those scumbags are trying to screw me.
我永远不要再这样了 I never need to do that again.
开什么玩笑 我感觉棒极了 Are you kidding? I feel great!
没人可以整我 Nobody screws the Wall!
[引爆]
各位 再来一次 Uh, guys? Do it again.
我不明白 或许他的皮太厚了 I don't know. Maybe his skin is too thick?
有史以来最厉害的枪 Best gun ever.
他的头为什么会爆炸 Why'd his head explode?
因为他颈部的炸弹没被解除 你这个混蛋 Because the bomb in his neck didn't diffuse, you asshole.
他有什么借口 So what's his excuse?
真酷 Oh, that's rich.
老天 他们对你做了什么 Denzel! What have they done to you?
你们还没弄明白吗 Haven't you solved it yet?
黑蜘蛛是蝙蝠侠 The Black Spider is Batman.
我听过这声音 I know that sound.
有人在清理他们的大脑 Someone's flossing their brain.
告诉我 你们来这里做什么 Talk! Why are you here?
阿曼达·沃勒想杀死谜语人 Amanda Waller wanted the Riddler dead.
沃勒 她有什么 Waller? What's she got...?
我来了 混蛋们 I'm here, bitches!
我为大家带来了惊喜 And I brought favors for everybody!
太好了 Yahtzee!
我想这是你的 死亡射手 I think this was yours, Deadhead.
谁找到就是谁的 Finders, keepers.
小甜心 你自由了 Pudding! You're free.
别再叫我“小甜心” Don't you pudding me.
我离开 你突然间 就多了一帮新朋友 甚至还有了新男友 I go away and suddenly you've got new friends. Even picked a new guy.
你搞错了 宝贝 You got it all wrong, baby.
我利用他们 帮助你逃离这里 I was using them to help you escape.
我还会为了谁闯入阿卡姆 Who else would I break into Arkham for?
没有其他任何人 Nobody, that's who.
一切都会回到从前 It'll be just like old times.
你 新男友 我不喜欢别人碰我的东西 You. New guy. I don't like people touching my stuff.
动手吧 你没子弹了 我有 Go ahead. You're out of bullets. I am not.
没有了 你可以开枪 如果我没倒下 You are. You're gonna pull the trigger, and when nothing happens...
我会猛击你的喉部 把你的脑浆打出来 ...I'm gonna punch you in the throat and bash your brains out.
三 Three.
二 Two.
一 等等 One. Hold on.
别数了 我知道有子弹的 Stop counting for a second. I know there are bullets.
看到了吗 See?
[洗衣房]
老兄 你刚才骗过了小丑 Mate, you just out-crazied the Joker.
这里到处是警察 This place is crawling with cops.
我要杀了沃勒 我们先离开才说 I'm gonna kill Waller. Can we get out of here first?
手锤 Mallet.
就在这里 小丑 It's right here, Mr. J.
我一直替你好好保管它 I was keeping it safe for you the whole...
是时候来一次大爆炸了 It's time for a very big bang.
我们为何要走 Why the hell are we running?
我们是瓮中之鳖 We're sitting ducks here.
你认为这是谁的错 老大 And whose fault is that, do you suppose, leader?
我整晚都在关照整支队伍 你这个混蛋 I've been carrying this team all night, you douche bag.
两位 真的吗 Uh, fellas? Really?
你这么认为 两位 Is that what you'd call it, eh? Guys.
两位 听着 我就是这么认为 Guys, listen. That's what I'd call it...
你这个混蛋 太好了 大家各走各的 ...you one-gimmick hack. Great, let's split up.
我单独行动最好 两位 蝙蝠侠来了 I'm better off on my own. Guys. Batman's here.
小丑 他去哪里了 Joker. Where did he go?
我跟你没恩怨 蝙蝠侠 Don't owe you squat, Bats.
劳顿 你我之间的事可以稍后再解决 Lawton? We can settle our business later.
小丑在哪里 Now, where's the Joker?
他和小丑女拿了手锤 然后消失了 He and Harley took their mallet and disappeared.
他把炸弹藏在手锤内 That's where he's hidden the bomb.
喂喂 试音 喂喂 Sibilance, testing. Sibilance.
我知道你能看到我 蝙蝠侠 I know you can see me, Bats.
希望你带来了保护措施 因为我将给哥谭市 Hope you brought protection because I'm about to give Gotham...
一次有瑕疵的终极之爱 ...a terminal case of tainted love...
真的会燃烧起来 ...and it's really gonna burn.
为了防止你阻止我 And just in case you were thinking of stopping me...
我邀请了一些朋友来参加这次大爆炸 ...I figured I'd invite some friends to my big blow-out.
[为邓特投票]
停下 Stop.
拜托了 Please?
我要找到小丑 阻止炸弹爆炸 I need to find Joker and stop that bomb.
祝你好运 老兄 Good luck with that, mate.
得离开这里 Gotta get out of here.
对 但有什么方法可以让我们远离爆炸 Yeah, but what'll get us far enough to escape that blast?
真方便 Well, isn't that convenient?
别挡路 衰人 Out of my way, loser.
不 不要 劳顿 那是我的直升机 Oh, no, you don't, Lawton. That's my ride.
我们中只有一人可以离开 可惜不是你 Only one of us is getting out of here and it ain't you.
我会复仇的 劳顿 I'll get you for this, Lawton!
关上大门 Get those gates closed.
我们的后援呢 Where's our backup?
这就是我所说的后援 Now that's what I call backup.
一切尽在掌握 蝙蝠侠 你可以 We've got it under control, Batman. You can take...
我在自言自语 And I'm talking to myself.
又这样 Again.
和我同路吗 帅哥 Going my way, handsome?
真帅 Cute kid.
但愿她当了孤儿后 不会觉得太难过 Hope she doesn't take being an orphan too hard.
该死 Holy crap!
你知道她会害死我们 对吧 You know she's gonna kill us, right?
该死的油门踏板在哪里 Where's the fricking gas pedal?
当然 他有时会打我 Sure. He smacks me around sometimes...
但你总是伤害我 ...but you're the one who's always hurting me.
现在我要伤害你 Now I'm gonna hurt you.
听到这个就阻止我 Stop me if you've heard this one.
听我说 Listen to me.
小丑女 炸弹 Harley, the bomb.
[切断红线]
对于不是蝙蝠侠的人来说 For someone who's not Batman...
你真的很讨厌 ...you've been a real pain in my ass. Ha-ha-ha.
平手 新男友 Deuces, new guy.
请坐 小甜心 Have a seat, pudding.
砰 Bang!
沃勒 Waller.
你派那支自杀小队去阿卡姆时就知道他们会乱来 You knew when you sent your little suicide squad into Arkham, they'd go off script.
只是你而已 Oh, it's just you.
当你的炸弹制不住他们时 你想用特别犯罪组来制住他们 When your bombs didn't ice them, you figured the S.C.U. would.
所有这一切 只为了杀死谜语人 All that, just so you could kill the Riddler.
这么说吧 有失才有得 Let's just say I break a lot of eggs to make an omelet.
因为你的错失 谜语人逃脱了 And because you're a messy cook, the Riddler was able to escape.
是我粗心大意 I got careless.
我的人下次会抓到尼格玛 没有下一次了 My men will get Nigma next time. There is no next time.
没有 我们是美国政府 No? We're the U.S. government.
谁会告发我们 那些罪犯吗 谁会相信他们 Who's going to blow the whistle on us? The convicts? Who'd believe them?
你吗 You? Heh.
你打算写博客来揭发我们吗 我想你不会 You going to start a blog and expose us? I don't think so.
你输了 蝙蝠侠 That's checkmate, Batman.
我警告你 I'm warning you.
够了 Enough.
你那个丑恶的小城不是需要你回去吗 Don't they need you back in your squalid little city?
他们没找到小丑的尸体吧 They never did find the Joker's body, did they?
混混 Punk.
混蛋 Motherfu...
砰 Bang.
蝙蝠侠：突袭阿卡姆