我们没时间这么站下去了 - We don't have time for this.
你受伤了 我明白 You're hurt. I get it.
现在我们面前有条出路 Now, there's a way out of this.
好吧 Okay?
这还真是第一次遇到 This never happened to me before.
我发誓 Really. Man.
哦 我的天 Oh, man.
该死 Damn it.
给人留下好印象的机会只有一次 You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
你知道吗 You know?
啊 别别别啊 Hey! Oh, no, no, no, no! No!
这次上膛了 This time it's loaded.
如果不马上滚出我的车 Six bullets, each with your name on it
这六颗子弹没一颗上面都有你的名字 if you don't get out of my car right now!
但我还是愿意先谈判 That said, I'm willing to negotiate.
看来伊芙琳不太喜欢你 Oh, I guess Evelyn doesn't like you very much.
那我们做个交易 I'll make you a deal.
你挪过去一点 我就带你活着跑出去 You scooch over, I'll get you out of this alive.
但你最好快点决定 But you better think fast,
因为那辆车上可不是生日小丑 'cause that ain't no birthday clown.
好的 过去吧 Okay, go!
妈的 Oh, shit.
L1 R1 上 下 左 右 右 下 上 Okay, L1, R1, up, down, left, right, right, down, up.
好好 伊芙琳 我们有九天的时间 All right, Evelyn, we have nine days
摆脱这个小丑 to get away from this clown,
甩掉这个变态搭车客 ditch this psychopathic hitchhiker,
抵达新芝加哥 and make it to New Chicago.
瞧 你忘系安全带了 Hey, look! You forgot your seatbelt.
是来看表演的吗 - Here for the show?
绝对是来看表演的 - I'm definitely here for the show!
操 Oh, shit!
你不来看我的表演了 - You're not coming to my show?
那表演自己去找你 Well, then the show is coming to you!
♪哦 宝贝 我喜欢野蛮♪ Oh baby I like it raw
♪是的 宝贝 我喜欢野蛮点♪ Yeah baby I like it raw
♪宝贝 我喜欢野蛮点♪ Oh baby I like it raw
吃晚饭了 - Suppertime!
斯图 我爱你 但这都是你的错 - Stu, I love you, but this is all your fault.
我怎么知道树林里 - How was I supposed to know
到处都是屠夫 the woods would be crawling with butchers.
他们说要把我们流放 - They're talking about getting us exiled.
你上班睡觉被抓现行了 You had to get caught sleeping on duty!
喂 你也睡觉了 - Hey! You were sleeping, too!
我没像你那么打鼾 跟头发情的山羊一样 - I wasn't the one snoring like a goat in heat!
那叫睡眠呼吸暂停 - It's called sleep apnea.
这是一种疾病状况 It's a real medical condition.
要不是你用我的呼吸机换了色情片 And it would be a lot more manageable
我也不至于打得那么响 if you hadn't traded in my CPAP machine for porno.
我想给你换个生日礼物 - Well, excuse me for trying to get you something dope
倒成了我的错了 for your birthday!
你知道我更喜欢什么吗 - You know what's dope?
整整八小时的睡眠 A full eight hours of sleep.
做梦太棒了 Dreaming is dope!
什么 - Francis! - What?
为什么两份肉都要用 - Why did you season both meat baths
照烧酱腌上 in teriyaki sauce?
弗朗西斯 我们说过口味要多样化一点 Francis, we talked about diversifying flavors.
好吧 - Fine! Um...
我把那个胖的用柠檬胡椒腌上 Oh, I'll cover the thick one in lemon pepper.
不不 No, no!
天 味道太冲了 伙计 Oh, god, it's so tangy, dude!
这男人的奶子归我 - I call dibs on the man titties.
天哪 - Holy cow!
安全 - Clear!
夏威夷宴会前我们一般找不到活猪 - We don't usually find the pigs alive
放他们出来 before the luau. You can cut 'em loose.
屠夫 Butchers!
他们宁愿吃同类 也不忍饥挨饿 They'd rather eat the flesh of their own kind than starve.
你们是警卫 You guys are guards?
我们以前是 - We, uh, we used to be.
-我跟麦克 -在执行侦察任务 Uh, Mike and I were... - On a scouting mission
从西雅图出发寻找贸易路线 from Seattle looking for trading routes.
但我们车抛锚了 接下来的事不说你也知道 Our car broke down and the next thing you know
我们被这些混蛋抓住 we're getting grabbed by these assholes.
我们一直在找正直公民 - We're always on the lookout for upstanding citizens.
我给你们一个选择 I'll give you guys a choice.
你们可以尝试北上 You can try and make your way back up north
那里危险重生 where it can be pretty dicey,
或者你们可以赌一把 or if you can take the grit,
加入我们 为分裂的美利坚 join us in bringing law and order
带来法律与秩序 back to the Divided States of America.
你们觉得呢 What do you say?
快 - Come on.
-不错 -好嘞 - Sweet. - All right.
欢迎来到执法部门 Welcome to the law, huh?
耶 Yeah!
别抛锚啊亲 - You guys. - Don't go dying on us.
真不敢相信 I can't believe
才走了一点路就爆胎 I already got a flat tire.
真优秀 约翰 还得是你 Way to go, John. Way to go.
嘿 人畜无害的小哑巴 Hey, silent but not very deadly,
你要过来帮帮我吗 you gonna come over here and help me with this?
别嘘我 Don't shush me!
来帮我换轮胎 You come over here and help me with the tire.
♪玩具乐园 玩具乐园♪ Toyland Toyland
♪小男孩和小女孩的乐园♪ Little girl and boy land
这里交给我 帮我打个掩护 - I'm gonna handle this shit. Watch my back.
啊 妈的 Ah, shit. Ahh!
♪只要你来到乐园♪ When you dwell within it
♪你会快乐一辈子♪ You are ever happy then
你想怎么躲藏都行 You can hide,
但我有办法找到你 but I have ways to find you.
马可 马可 Marco! Marco!
我马上回来 伊芙琳 - I'll be right back, Evelyn.
我会把咱们弄出去的 I'll get us outta here.
马可 Marco!
该死 这招一般很见效的 Damn! That usually works.
妈的 Oh, shit.
马可 - Marco.
你好啊 Well, hi there!
啊 有点痒 Oh, that tickled.
我爸爸一直都想玩接球游戏 You know, my dad always wanted to play catch,
但是他从没接过球 but he could never catch a ball.
他接住的是子弹 He could catch a bullet.
小松鼠 你急着跑什么 Why are you scurrying away, little squirrel?
找坚果吗 Looking for a nut?
这下有趣了 弯刀杀 This is gonna be fun! Machete!
嗯 有点偏了 Huh, swung a little wide there.
水平原来平平无奇啊 Well, aren't we a tall glass of water!
我呢 更喜欢夏威夷潘趣（挥拳） Me, I'm more of a Hawaiian punch!
我猜你不经常 I'm guessing you don't fight much
在你车外干架 对吧 outside of your car now, do you?
听着 小丑 揍你不需要四个轮子 - Look, clown, I don't need four wheels to kick your ass.
我们能回车里单挑吗 Any chance we could get this back in the cars?
来点杀人音乐怎么样 - How about a little kill music?
♪像个疯女子一样♪ Livin' la vida loca
♪她的咪咪就像卡卡卡♪ She had dumps like a truck truck truck
♪大腿就像么么么么♪ Thighs like what what what
♪宝贝 扭起你的屁股♪ Baby move your butt butt butt
♪我想我会再唱一遍♪ I think I'll sing it again
♪她的咪咪就像卡卡卡♪ She had dumps like a truck truck truck
♪大腿就像么么么♪ Thighs like what what what
♪一整夜♪ All night long
♪让我看看那条丁字裤♪ Let me see that thong
♪我喜欢这节奏♪ Likin' where the beat go
♪宝贝 放开你的跨部♪ Baby let your bootie go
♪姑娘 请你尽情展示♪ Girl you wanna show
♪那条丁字裤♪ That thong thong thong thong thong
你喜欢银发之神吗 - Do you love the silver-haired god?
说实话 别撒谎 And don't lie to me.
当然喜欢 伙计 - Yeah, man.
”释放巨龙”我听过好多遍 Look, I listened to "Unleash the Dragon"
都快把光碟听烂了 so many times the disc broke.
我不骗你 I'm not a liar.
你说过要来看我演出的 - Well, you said you were coming to my show
然后却开枪打我 and then you shot at me!
那是个误会 - It was a misunderstanding.
我从记事起就到处挨人枪子儿 I been getting shot at ever since I can remember.
我估计那是习惯使然 It's force of habit, I guess.
听上去你有很难相信别人 - Sounds like you have trust issues.
没错 你说得太对了 - Yeah, you're not wrong.
我得承认 你演奏的不错 Nice pipes, dude, I have to say.
那个高音 太完美了 That high note, whoo! It was perfect.
-哦 是吗 -当然 我能走了吗 - Oh, word? - Yeah, can I go?
我还要赶着去别处 I got somewhere to be.
你不是说要来看我演出吗 - I thought you said you were coming to the show!
我当然说过 - Of course, I am.
那演出结束后我能走吗 Just can I leave after the show?
这样的话 今晚就是首演夜 - Well, in that case, tonight is opening night!
你俩澡洗得怎么样 - How were your showers?
我都不记得自己上次摸到热水 - Aw, I don't know the last time
是什么时候了 除了自己的尿 I felt hot water that wasn't my own piss.
长官 Uh, sir.
把这当成你维护法律尊严的 - Consider it your recompense
的回报吧 for upholding law and order.
热水澡 热被窝 热饭菜 Warm showers, warm blankets, warm meals.
妈呀 还有土豆泥 - Oh. - Aw, fuck, mashed potatoes?
天 瞧那肉汁 And goddamn, look at all that gravy!
咱们要怎么才能拿到饭卡打饭啊 I wonder how we can get one of those punch cards.
接下来 开启你俩的入会仪式 - Now, let's proceed to your initiation.
这边请 先生们 Right this way, gentlemen.
映入你们眼帘的 是补给车 What you see down there is our supply truck.
会为我们提供重要供应 It brings us important provisions.
但大家看到 它抛锚了 As you can see, it's broken down.
这就是它动不了的原因 That's why it's not moving.
我需要你们保护好那辆卡车 What I need for you to do is to protect that truck.
谁会抢它 - From what?
海鸥 - Seagulls.
谢谢了 不用 - Skittles? - No, I'm good.
我登台前有点紧张 Pre-show jitters.
听着 感谢你自愿来看我演出 Listen, I really appreciate you coming along willingly.
我一般得把人又踢又闹地 Normally I have to drag people into the theater
拖进剧院 kicking and screaming.
但给你个建议 But word of advice,
你要是中途逃跑 可没什么好下场 you won't like what happens if you run.
什么 他吗 What? Oh, him?
不 他之前就在 Nah, he was here before.
嘿 唐纳德 Hey, Donald.
别担心 他听不见我们说话 Don't worry, he can't hear us.
我喜欢名字 我对名字很着迷 I love names. I'm kind of a name guy.
你知道 名字起对了 You know, the right one can send a shudder
会让人不寒而栗 down your spine.
想知道我叫什么吗 Wanna know what I go by?
西海岸何人不知 - There's not a person on the West Coast
蛀牙的大名 that hasn't heard of Sweet Tooth.
明白我的意思吗 - See what I mean?
让人有种毛骨悚然的感觉 I mean, you really feel that in your bones!
朋友 你叫什么名字 What's your name, friend?
约翰·多伊 - John Doe.
不太行 我打七分 - Nah, I'll give it a seven.
名字又不是我挑的 - Hey, I didn't pick it.
我不知道自己生下来叫什么 I don't know what name I was born with
也不知道自己到底是谁 or who I am really.
噢 健忘症啊 你是哪个牌子的健忘 - Oh, amnesia. What's your brand?
创伤应激 短暂性 还是精神分裂 Post-traumatic, transient, dissociative?
我只记得自己的初始记忆 - All I know is my first memory
是一睁眼 人在车里 is me waking up in my car
脑袋上呱呱冒着血 with blood coming out of my head.
等等 我的初始记忆也是这样 - Wait, that's my first memory too!
头上沾满了血 My head covered in blood.
当然 那是因为我正在 Of course, it was being pushed
从我妈妈的产道里出生 out of my mom's whisker biscuit, but...
天 这你都记得 - Whoa! You remember that?
是啊 我记得一切 - Oh, yeah. I remember everything.
你应该感到庆幸 You should consider yourself lucky.
有些事我宁愿自己不记得 There are some things I wish I could forget.
就比如我小学演《俄克拉何马》时 Like the time I shit my pants
拉裤子那次 in my elementary school production of "Oklahoma".
我眼前还能浮现出观众的表情 I can still see the audience's faces
他们大笑 嘲笑 laughing, mocking.
你知道西斯科的真名是马克吗 Did you know Sisqo's real name was Mark?
有块石头 Oh, a rock.
伙计 你怎么了 - Man, what is wrong with you?
你是在憋屁还是怎样 You holding in a fart or something?
这辆卡车真这么重要 干嘛不开走呢 - If the truck is so important, why don't they just move it?
事情有点不对劲 伙计 Something doesn't smell right, man.
我觉得没问题啊 - Smells good to me.
在西雅图 人人看我们如白痴 Back in Seattle, they treated us like morons.
再看我们现在 手里端上了点30口径的枪 Now look at us; we holding .30-cals, dude!
加油 亲 集中精力 Come on, baby, get your head in the game.
来吧 来吧 Come on. Come on.
-这就对了 -去你的 There you go. - Fuck you!
睁大眼睛 孩子们 - Eyes up, boys.
只要海鸥敢动我们的供应车一下 Those seagulls lay a fingernail on our supplies,
就开枪打死丫的 it's open season.
什么鬼 - What the hell?
嘿 为啥要叫他们海鸥 Hey, why do you call 'em seagulls?
我看他们都是正常的幸存者 These look like normal survivors to me.
他们以垃圾为食 你还能怎么叫 - What else would you call a bunch of fucking trash eaters?
老兄 我们真要杀了这些人吗 - Dude, are we really gonna kill these guys?
还剩一个 斯图 - There's one left, Stu.
归你了 He's all yours.
善后 Clean it up!
瓜爆了 Melon down.
我救了你一把 - I saved your ass.
海鸥 屠夫 流亡者 Seagulls, butchers, exiles.
他们认为自己可以游走在灰色的边缘 They see the world in shades of gray.
我要你们两个执法人员做什么 What I need from you two lawmen
就是要给他们看看 is to just show them
世界上只有两种颜色 that there's only two colors in the world,
黑色和蓝色（警服的颜色） black and blue.
你没打中 斯图 情有可原 Now, you missed, Stu. It can happen to anyone.
新手都这样 Rookie mistake.
下不为例哦 Hey, don't let it happen again.
好吧 Okay.
想吃汉堡吗 You guys want some burgers?
四是四 - Bubby-baby, bubby-baby.
十是十 Tip of the teat, tip of the teat.
40是40 Tip of the teat.
14是14 My marvelous mutterer makes me mingy on Monday.
你就睡这里 - You sleep here?
怎么 顶层公寓客满了 What, the penthouse was booked up?
没 上面的地方大得很 - Nah, way too much space up there.
但坐浴盆不错 Nice bidet, though.
猎枪直指屁股的感觉 Like taking a shotgun up the ass.
我睡在这儿是为了提醒自己 No, I sleep here because it reminds me
别忘了来维加斯前的样子 of where I was before Vegas.
我那时跟一群生死兄弟一起吃住 Back then, I lived with a real solid group of dudes.
但后来世界乱套了 我就来到罪恶之城 But then the world took a shit and I came to Sin City.
那才叫真正的派对 Now that was a party.
你一个人在这住了20多年 - You've been here alone for over two decades?
我草 都这么久了吗 - Oh, shit, has it been that long?
看看这个家伙 Look at this guy.
容貌未改 真是个帅男 Hasn't aged a day. What a beauty.
我不是一个人住 Nah, I'm not alone.
我有哈罗德 你有 I got Harold, which, have you--
你有见过哈罗德吗 you haven't met Harold yet.
我来介绍一下 I'm gonna introduce you.
这是哈罗德 This is Harold.
我们从小就是好朋友 Been my best friend since I was a kid.
我这一生 所有人都在骗我 You know, my entire life people have been lying to me.
连我父母也他妈不例外 Even my fucking parents!
但哈罗德从不会 But, uh, never Harold.
不 他无法骗我 无法欺骗所有人 No, he can't lie to me. He can't lie to anyone.
我看得出来 - I can see that.
我不知道没了他我该怎么办 - I don't know what I'd do without him.
你看这笑容 Look at that smile.
你也有个哈罗德吗 So, you got a Harold?
没 但我有伊芙琳 - No. I got an Evelyn.
哦 好可爱 - Oh, that's cute.
我遇到她之前 只顾着孤独前行 - Before I met her, being alone was all I knew.
但他让一切都变得更简单 You know, she makes everything easier, you know?
我有时真希望能逗她笑一下 Sometimes I wish I could make her laugh. Right?
不得不说 过了这么久 I have to say after all this time
那是我最想念的声音 that's the sound I miss the most.
知道我最想念什么声音吗 You know what sound I miss the most?
人类的一起拍手的声音 The sound of hand meat clapping together.
没什么能比得种辉煌的掌声 Nothing like that glorious applause.
这声音简直要比某人 I mean, it's almost better than, I don't know,
被自己的血噎死还美妙 hearing somebody choking on their own blood.
不过看我这幅激动的样子 But look at me getting carried away.
你的伊芙琳肯定有双手吧 Good thing that your Evelyn's got hands, huh?
她一定总会为你鼓掌 She must clap for you all the time.
不 她不会 她是我的车 - Nah, she doesn't. She's my car.
你跟你的车说话 - You talk to your car?
真奇葩 That's weird, man.
啊 么么 你在这呢 Ah, mwah! There you are.
如果伊芙琳不是你女友 那她是谁 So, if Evelyn's not the girl, who's she?
这个小害虫爬进了我的通风口 I caught this little pest crawling through my vents.
我本来要饿死她的 See, I was gonna starve her.
看着他们眼中的光芒一点点暗下去 Watching the life slowly drain from their eyes.
简直像在艺术创作 Kind of my artistic process.
知道吗 上个家伙坚持了差不多四个星期 You know, the last guy lasted almost four weeks.
嘿 威尔伯 Hey, Wilbur!
我觉得她会跟你一比高低 I think she's gonna give you a run for you money.
她不会的 She won't.
四十四 Bubby-baby, bubby-baby.
你无时无刻都想杀了我 - Hey, you tried to kill me every chance you get.
我为什么要可怜你 Why should I show you mercy?
该死 Goddamn it!
伙计 你不如放她出去 Hey, man, why don't you let her out?
-我干嘛要放她出去 -不 你听我说 - And why would I do that? - No, no, no, listen.
一个观众有什么好 What good is an audience of one?
想想你会听到四只人类手掌 Think about all the meat slapping
为你鼓掌 you'll hear with four hands.
啊 有道理 - Ah, that's true.
很少会有18到35岁之间的女性 I don't often get feedback
给我反馈 from the 18 to 35 female demographic.
好吧 Fine!
你把她捞出来 找个座位 You fish her out and take a seat.
别担心 我给你专门准备了张桌子 Don't worry, I got a table just for you.
演出结束之后呢 - And what happens after the show?
你就可以快乐的离开了 - Well, you go on your merry way.
真的吗 - Really?
只要我说实话 - Well, if I'm being honest,
从没人能活着看完三幕演出 nobody has survived all three acts.
准备开始吧 Gird your loins!
今晚 你们会享用 - Tonight, you will be enjoying
白虎的三种做法方法 white tiger prepared three ways.
对 我在四楼养了一群 There's a whole pack of those milky white assholes
这种乳白色的小混蛋 breeding up on the fourth floor.
无论如何 等待开席吧 Anyway, enjoy.
带骨的乳头 Bony tit!
把钥匙还给我 嘿 - Give me back those keys! Hey, hey!
要不是我 If it wasn't for me,
你现在已经是一副饿殍了 you would be a starving corpse right now.
听着 咱们没法靠一己之力走很远 Listen, neither one of us made it pretty far on our own.
我们与其 天 这牛排真好吃 So, instead of us trying to-- holy shit, this steak is good.
与其在背后互捅刀子 Instead of us trying to stab each other in the back,
我们应该集思广益 想办法 we should put our heads together and figure out
到底要怎么做 才能撑过这场演出 how in the hell we're going to make it through the show.
你明白我在说什么么 Is any of this getting through to you?
如果同意就眨眼两次 Blink twice for yes.
行吧 我们完蛋了 Cool, we're fucked.
今晚 我将为大家呈现一出名为 - Tonight, I will be presenting a one-man play entitled
”室内娱乐”的独角戏 "That's In-Room Entertainment",
以酒店的室内娱乐设施为例 based on the hotel's in-room entertainment.
你好 我是客服部的黛布拉 Hi, I'm Debra from guest services.
欢迎来到内华达 And welcome to Nevada!
坐落在拉斯维加斯深处的是基督山 Deep in the heart of Vegas is the Monte Cristo,
名副其实的沙漠绿洲 a veritable oasis in the sand.
别忘了我们的步行街 And don't forget about our promenade.
里面有各个品牌的最新款 It features all the latest brands
离沙龙也是一步之遥 and is just a stone's throw from the salon.
姑娘 是时候打理一下分叉的秀发了 Girl, might be time to take care of those split ends!
还有你们这些小情侣 And for all you lovebirds out there,
拉斯维加斯依然是世界结婚之都 Las Vegas is still the marriage capital of the world.
来接个吻吧 Time for kisses!
您 如果选择了快速结帐 And you have selected express checkout.
请把钥匙放在 Please leave your key at the drop box
前台的寄存箱里 at the front desk.
谢谢你选择入住我们酒店 And thank you for staying with us.
好 接下来是问答环节 Well, we've come to the Q&A
我问问题 你来回答 where I ask the Q's or I kick your A.
到揭晓真相的时刻了 So, now is the moment of truth.
你们觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我很喜欢 - Oh, um, I loved it.
骗子 - Liar!
你喜欢它什么 What exactly did you love about it?
你的表演 我大为震撼 - Uh, your performance! I was moved!
怎么了 完全是一场大杀四方的表演 What? It was a tour de force!
你要是再不说实话 - I am gonna tour de force this machete down your throat!
这把砍刀就要杀进你喉咙 If you're not gonna tell the truth,
鲜血四流 你就能学会闭嘴了 then I'm gonna make you shut up and bleed.
表演无聊透顶 - It was a fucking snooze-fest.
你现在开口了 - Now you talk?
你说什么来着 - What the hell did you say?
糟透了 - It sucked.
你的表演无聊透顶 Your performance was dull as dick water
坦白来讲 配不上你的威名 and frankly beneath you.
你呢 - And you?
同意她的观点吗 You agree with her?
是 我同意她的观点 - Yes. I agree with her.
拜托 哥们 真的很无聊 Come on, man, it was boring.
我明白 你在这里呆了很久 I get it, you've been here forever,
可你还是写了一部关于酒店的戏 but you did a play about a hotel!
马克·吐温不是教育我们 要写自己熟悉的领域吗 - But didn't Mark Twain say you should write what you know?
马克·吐温是个蠢蛋 - Well, Mark Twain's a dumbass.
你得出去见见世面 You gotta get out in the world, man.
没错 相信我 - Yeah. Look, trust me,
你不会想独自度过余生的 you don't want to spend the rest of your life alone.
最后落得跟一辆车讲话 You end up talking to a car.
对 就跟你一样 - Yeah, like this guy.
知道吗 你说得对 - You know what? You're right.
我不能总等观众来 I can't wait here for my audience.
我需要走出去 搜寻我的观众 I need to get out there and hunt my audience down.
不 不 我不是这个意思 - Oh, no, no, that's not what I meant.
你就是这个意思 - No, that's exactly what you meant.
我要走出去 我要拥抱混乱 I'm gonna get out there, and I'm gonna embrace the chaos.
谁知道呢说 不定我还能谈一场恋爱呢 Who knows, maybe I'll even fall in love!
巡演开始了 The show is going on the road!
太美了 伙计 - That was beautiful, man!
这一夜真是充满了第一次 - Well, a night of firsts.
我收获了第一个诚恳批评 My first honest critique,
我第一次让人活着离开这里 first people I ever let leave here alive,
但最重要的是 我第一次有了两大粉丝 but most importantly, my first two fans.
你们两个 You two.
我给你画了个大头照 I got you a headshot.
还配有铭文 There's an inscription in that.
-后会有期 -后会无期可还行 - "See you soon." - I hope not.
嘿 感谢你的坦诚 - Hey, thanks for being honest.
♪来吧♪ Come on
♪欧耶♪ Yeah
♪宝贝 那条丁字裤♪ Baby That thong
♪我说了 我说我喜欢你这样♪ I said I like the way
♪宝贝♪ Baby
♪我说我喜欢你这样♪ Listen Said I like the way
♪你似乎没听见我的话♪ I don't think you heard me
♪宝贝♪ Baby
♪耶♪ Yeah
我得承认我没想到 You know, I have to admit I didn't think
咱们可以活着出来 we were gonna make it out of there alive.
你要是早开口大声说话 I mean, it would have been a lot easier
事情会简单很多 if you had piped up instead of just trying to--
别这样 你还没吸取教训吗 oh, come on! Have you learned nothing?
你到底有什么毛病啊 What is your problem anyway?
我要找一个人 - I'm trying to find someone.
我还有别的地方要去 - Well, I'm trying to get somewhere,
光是看那场糟心的演出 and I lost a hell of a lot of time
就已经耽误了我很多时间 watching that god-awful play.
你要是把枪放下 我就尽量 If you put the gun down, I'll drop you off
把你送到你想去的地方 好吗 as close as I can to where you're going. Deal?
好 但枪我要留着 - Fine. But I'm keeping the gun.
别这样 那是把新枪 好好 拿去吧 - No, come on, that one's new. All right, all right, take it.
你叫什么名字 What's your name anyway?
好 我先来 嗨 我是约翰 Okay, I'll start. Hi, I'm John.
你是 You're...?
布丽姬特吗 Bridget?
尤兰达 珍妮弗 Yolanda? Jennifer?
既然你喜欢安静 Okay. So, since you like to be quiet,
我就这么叫你安静 that's what I'm gonna call you: Quiet.
-可以吗 安静 -好的 Is that okay, Quiet? - Yep.
你真不打算告诉我你的真名吗 - So, you're really not gonna tell me your name?
不打算 - Nope.
好吧 - Fine.
让我把你丢在荒郊野外岭 Makes it easier when I drop your ass off
就省事多了 安静 in the middle of nowhere, Quiet.
打起精神 菜鸟 Sack up, newbs.
来了个 Got a live one.
我会拦停他们 I'll stop the vehicle
要求他们出示开放道路许可证 and demand to see their open road license.
拿不出就不许过 If they don't got it, they don't pass.
怎么啦 What?
抱歉 我有一个问题 - Hey, sorry, just one question.
我们要带他们去哪 Where do we bring 'em?
那我们为什么要拦停他们 Oh, and why are we stopping them?
什么是开放道路许可证 And what's an open road license?
-这常见 -快上去吧 Is it common at the-- - Just get in.
在工作中学习 我表示尊重 - We learn on the job. I respect that.
我从没在定居点外 - I've never seen a checkpoint
见过检查站 that wasn't outside of a settlement.
地图上没标记这些人 And these guys aren't on the map.
看来又要延误了 So, more delays.
让我来交涉吧 Let me do all the talking.
我常和这些人打交道 I deal with these guys all the time.
我会他们的行话 I speak their lingo.
嘿 请出示ORL - Hey, ORL, please.
你刚让我给你口活儿么 - Did you just ask me for oral?
不 先生 是ORL - Uh, no, sir. ORL.
开放道路许可证 Open road license.
这个缩写也太猥琐了 - That's an awful acronym.
听着我只是个送奶工 Hey, look, I'm just a milkman.
只是路过 伙计 拜托 I'm just passing through, man. Come on.
顺便一提 你们看起来真精神 And you guys look great, by the way.
我喜欢你的衬衫 伙计 I love your shirts, man.
你们是俱乐部的 还是什么球队的 What are you, like a club or a team or something?
我们是执法警官 - We're officers. Of the law.
哦 愤怒的黑人朋友 好吧 - Ah, angry black friend. Okay.
嘿 你去哪儿 回车里来 Hey, where-- Get back in the car!
听你朋友的话 Listen to your friend!
吃屎吧你 混蛋 - Eat my ass, motherfucker!