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你想知道上周发生了什么 You wanna see what happened last week?
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不行 不跟你多逼逼 给老子滚 No, no, you know what? Fuck‐‐Get outta here.
我们屁都不告诉你 赶紧滚 We're not tellin' you shit. Go‐‐go, go, go.
翻译 子V Funky
别这么冲 米奇 Jesus, Mick.
该看的时候就给我好好看 Shoulda watched the last time.
你怎么得到这份工作的 How'd you get this job?
有人介绍我来的 Someone recommended me.
翻译 驴驴 24_1900
你有身居高位的朋友 对吧 Friends in high places, huh?
卡尔 我们是本市顶级的垃圾小队 We're the top garbage crew in the city, Carl.
翻译 潇然 白兔的小豆崽
我觉得这有点可疑 Strikes me as a little suspicious.
或者我可以和你一起住这里来 Or I could stay here with you,
像我们小时候那样快活 have fun like we did when we were kids.
校对 子V 潇然
老天 我们当然有血缘关系 你是我表妹 Jeez‐‐We are totally relat‐‐ We're fuckin' cousins!
时间轴 想念Gallifrey的Wholock 大葱 知之
我绝对不可能 There's literally no way
跟你一起去返校舞会 I'm going to the homecoming dance with you.
你是可以不去 但如果你不去 You don't have to go, but if you don't,
后期 吉吉
我肯定会告诉我妈你给我口过 I'm definitely gonna tell my mom that you went down on me
三次 不对 四次 three‐‐no, four times?
总监 Eunice跑路了
你不是应该在学校吗 Shouldn't you be in school?
我还有更重要的事要做 得找到弗兰克 Got more important stuff to do‐‐gotta find Frank.
他就像只家猫 会回来的 He's like a cat. He'll be back.
我要是不尽快找到他 If I don't find him soon,
就会被学校开除 they're gonna kick me outta school.
我家闹鬼了 弗兰克 It's haunted, Frank.
这房子有多大 How big is this house?
九个卧室 包括主卧 Nine bedrooms, including the master.
但那里主要用来储存 But that's mostly just storage
我爸的单一麦芽威士忌藏品 for my father's single‐malt scotch collection.
这瓶 This one...
看起来超有年头 looks really old.
加拉格先生 欢迎来到宁静旅途康复中心 Mr. Gallagher, welcome to Placid Journeys.
我不得不说 这里跟我以前 I gotta say, this is nothing like
被送去的戒瘾中心完全不一样 the rehab facility I was sent to back in the day.
我 塔米和弗莱德要搬去密尔沃基 Me, Tami, and Fred are movin' to Milwaukee.
她家人把那边一栋旧房子给我们了 The family gave us an old house up there,
我还是会经常回家的 and I'll still be around, you know,
周末 假期之类的日子 on weekends and, uh, holidays, stuff like that.
我爱你 米奇·米尔科维奇 I love you, Mickey Milkovich.
如果你愿意 A‐and if you let me, I‐I'd like to
-我希望余生都... -老天 ‐ spend the rest of my life‐‐ ‐ Jesus Christ.
省省你那套告白词吧 你个娘们 Save the fuckin' speech, you pussy.
我愿意和你结婚 I'll marry you.
无耻家庭 第十季 第十一集
米奇 Mickey!
米奇 我知道你在里面 Mickey! I know you're in there,
你这个不要脸的男同 米奇 you fuckin' homo! Hey, Mick,
死基佬 You faggy faggot!
你绝对不准跟那个叫加拉格的娘们结婚 You're never gonna marry that Gallagher queer,
听到了吗 you hear me?
米奇 Mickey!
你爸来了 Hey, your dad's here.
你想参加同志骄傲大游行吗 Hey, you want a Pride parade?
-我知道 -我把你的基佬屌 ‐ Yeah. ‐ How 'bout I slice off
切成片然后贴到彩车上去怎么样 your pansy dicks and stick 'em on a fuckin' float?
我还给你准备了性向转化治疗 I got a little conversion therapy for you.
你只要一舔屌 就会死 You suck a dick, you die.
你能闭上你的臭嘴吗 Would you shut the fuck up?
把大家都惹毛了 You're annoying the shit outta everybody.
你不搞基我会来这吵吗 Well, if it isn't the little shirt lifter.
就想告诉你一声 你要是跟男的结婚 Just want you to know‐‐ you marry a man,
我就一枪爆了你的头 I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head.
-就这么简单 -那还等什么 贱人 ‐ Simple as that. ‐ Why wait, bitch?
我人就在这儿呢 暴乱分子 I'm standin' right here, Charlottesville.
真巧 我们是在一个地方买的枪吧 Oh, look at that‐‐we must shop at the same gun show.
你他妈是怎么回事 The fuck happened to you?
有句俗话说得好 You know what they say‐‐
有其父必有其子 the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
喜欢鸡巴的儿子不算 It does if it lands on a dick!
行了 别说了 我明白好吗 Aw, please, stop. I get it, all right?
你为我自豪 You're proud a me.
你肯定是爱死鸡巴了 You must really love cock.
确实很爱那么一根 I definitely love one.
别说我没警告过你 爱舔屌的 Don't say I didn't warn ya, cocksmoker.
聊得很愉快 老爹 Good talk, Pops.
你什么时候搬去密尔沃基 So when you movin' to Milwaukee?
不知道 I don't know.
感觉你不怎么期待啊 You don't sound very excited about it.
是吗 毕竟是要去密尔沃基 Yeah, well... it is Milwaukee.
但有免费房子住 不是吗 Free house, though, right?
是的 房子确实不错 Yeah, I mean, it's a nice house.
邻里也很和谐 Nice neighborhood.
还有院子 Yard.
那不是赚翻了 Well, damn. Jackpot.
我还看到了真鸟窝 里面是鸟 Saw an actual birdhouse with birds in it.
不是毒品 Uh, not drugs.
是真的鸟 Birds.
早上好 Morning.
你爸怎么样 So, how's your dad?
他应该是当不了我的伴郎了 You know, don't think he's gonna be my best man.
你好啊 小子 准备上学去吗 Hey, what's up, punk? Ready for school?
弗兰克不在表上签字我就没法上学 Can't go to school until Frank signs a form.
-什么表 -证明我住在这里的表 ‐ What form? ‐ That says I live here.
直接辍学呗 Just drop out.
我不能辍学 我才十岁 I can't drop out. I'm ten.
给我吧 我帮你签 Give it to me. I'll sign it.
必须要家长签 Gotta be a parent.
-我可以伪造弗兰克的签名 -我也可以 ‐ I can fake Frank's signature. ‐ So can I.
-我也是 -学校说 ‐ Same here. ‐ School says
必须得由他本人到场签 that he has to sign it in person.
你知道弗兰克在哪里吗 Well, you know where Frank is?
跟一位女士住在格伦科 Livin' with some lady up in Glencoe.
-那女的开劳斯莱斯 -难以置信 ‐ Who drives a Rolls Royce. ‐ Unbelievable!
-他可以啊 -有人愿意陪我去吗 ‐ Oh, good for him. ‐ Anyone want to go with me?
没有 No.
你有钱坐车的吧 You got money for the El?
-有 -好 等你到了 - Yeah. - All right, drop us a pin
发个定位 给我们报个平安 when you get there so we know you're safe.
-知道了 -谢了 - Got it. - Thanks.
你要跟塔米商量搬去密尔沃基的事吗 So you gonna talk to Tami about Milwaukee, or...
我不知道 I dunno.
密尔沃基鸟都不拉屎 Milwaukee sucks ass.
你还是跟她说说 I mean, you should probably tell her
你是怎么想的吧 how you feel about it, right?
利普 Lip?
行 行 行了 我知道了 Yeah. Yeah, no, I got it.
谢了 Thanks.
你哪天要我搬去密尔沃基 You ever try to get me to move to Milwaukee,
我绝对杀了你 I'll fuckin' murder you.
谢谢 谢谢你们 Thanks, thank you.
谢谢你们 走之前 Thank you. I just wanna say,
我只想说 过去一个月的经历 before I go, this last month
非同一般 has been a great journey
没有你们我难以幸存至今 and one I couldn't have survived without all of you.
谢谢各位 谢谢各位 Thank you. Thank you.
我恍若在一个雪夜 I found myself alone in the woods
独自置身于一片树林 on a snowy night,
前路分开两条岔道 and there came a fork in the road...
一条 通向瘾 one, a path that led to addiction.
另一条 还是通向瘾 The other...path also led to addiction,
可当我把雪橇调转方向 but I turned the sleigh around,
人生变得大不一样 and it has made all the difference.
沃尔特·惠特曼一直是我 Wha-W-Walt Whitman has always been
《雪夜林边驻马》与《未选择的路》 作者其实是罗伯特·弗罗斯特
我崇拜的诗人 a personal favorite of mine.
无论如何 我已走出了困惑之林 Anyway, I'm outta the woods,
希望各位也早日前来与我同行 and I hope you all will join me there.
我爱你们 再会 I love you guys. Good-bye.
击个掌 谢谢大家 谢谢大家 Gimme five! Thank you, thank you!
爱你们 爱你们 爱你们 I love you, I love you, I love you.
我们有缘再见 I'll see you all again!
店面招租
你干什么呢 What are you doin'?
这个店面在招租 This place is for rent.
我们打个电话 问问情况吧 We should call the number, check it out.
-为什么要打电话 -因为我要找个事干 - Why would we do that? - Because I need a thing.
你有事干 我需要找事干 You have a thing. I need a thing.
-而且这店就在隔壁 -那又怎样 - And it's right next door. - Why?
我终于接受 I'm finally comin' to terms with the fact
我打不进NBA的事实了 that I'm never gonna play in the NBA.
你本来就打不进NBA You were never gonna play in the NBA.
只是现在不去 小维 因为我要退出篮球界了 Well, not now, V, because I'm retiring from basketball.
我还以为你会再同情我一点呢 I would think you'd be a little more compassionate.
还有很多事是咱们感激不尽的 We have so many other things to be thankful for.
比如什么 Like what?
你有家酒吧 老婆性感火辣 You own a bar, you have a hot wife
女儿们亭亭玉立 and two beautiful girls.
没错 这是很好 Okay, that is good.
但我下一步该怎么走 But where do I go from here, V?
我人生的下个篇章是什么 What is the next chapter of my life?
到底还有没有下个篇章 Is there even a next chapter?
还是说 就这么...结束了 Or is this just... it?
干洗店 Dry cleaner.
-什么 -我们该开家 - What? - We could open up
-干洗店 -不开 - a dry cleaner. - No.
-卖床垫 -不卖 - Mattress store. - Uh-uh.
-开家智囊机构 -智囊机构是什么鬼 - Think tank. - What the hell is a think tank?
就是给人坐下来思考的地方 It's where people sit around - and think.
艾莱柏酒吧就是干这个的 That's the Alibi.
弗兰克 Frank!
弗兰克 Frank.
我去做告解了 I went to confession.
神父提醒了我 Father reminded me
以眼还眼 世界只会更盲目 that an eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind.
凯尔也让我别再追究 And Kyle told me I need to let it go.
他并不开心 He was not happy.
他想出来后亲手杀了你 He wants to kill you himself when he gets out.
好啊 我会让他的假释委员会及时通知我的 Oh, well, I'll tell his parole board to keep me posted.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
过得去 Reasonable.
吃得饱 睡得香 Good chow. Lotta sleep.
话说得有点多 不过... Too much talking, but...
等我从波多黎各回来 Maybe when I get back from Puerto Rico,
也许我们还能一起喝杯咖啡 we can grab a coffee?
去波多黎各干什么 What's in Puerto Rico?
我家在那有房 My family's estate.
我去那过冬 I spend the winters down there.
什么时候走 When you going?
今天下午 This afternoon.
我回来了会来找你 好吗 I'll come find you when I get back, okay?
好 Okay.
一路平安 Safe travels.
等一下 Hold on a sec.
好了 Okay.
米尔顿 Hey, Milton.
你好啊 利普 Oh, what's up, Lip?
你好啊 哥们 What up, man?
我以为你在波斯湾 I thought you were, uh, in the Persian Gulf
-什么之类的地方呢 -休假呢 - or some shit. - On leave.
是 没错没错 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
这是怎么了 你爸要搬家了 So what's goin' on? Y-your dad's movin' out?
他去世了 葬礼几天前办的 Moved on. Funeral was a few days ago.
我去 节哀 Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man.
没事 他病了有一阵了 That's fine. He was sick for a while.
我现在得把这些东西都脱手 Now I gotta try to get rid of all this stuff.
把这破地方卖了 Try to sell this dump.
你还跟弗兰克住在那栋房子里吗 Are you still livin' that same house with Frank?
对 不幸的是他还活着在 所以... Yeah, unfortunately, he's still alive, so...
卧槽 Damn.
这我真没想到 That's a surprise.
哥们 你这地方卖多少钱 Hey, man, how much you askin'?
不知道 No idea.
墙里面都长霉了 We got mold behind the walls,
房顶是漏的 roof leaks.
到处都是老鼠屎 Rat shit everywhere.
休假结束前要拾掇的东西还多的是 Got a ton of stuff I gotta fix before my leave's up.
我可不会花太多钱买这地方 Yeah, I wouldn't put too much into it.
肯定会有小白领把这盘下来 扒扒干净 Some yuppie's just gonna buy it and gut it anyway.
我可没时间折腾这些 I don't have time for this shit.
-我得回海军基地 -圣迭戈那个吗 - Gotta get back to base. - San Diego?
-诺福克那个 -对 对 - Norfolk. - Right, yeah, no, that's--
没错 that's right.
好了 节哀顺变 All right, well, hey, I'm sorry again.
-保重啊 -谢了 哥们 - Be good, yeah? - Thanks, man.
混球 下次直接把东西 Hey, asshole, just kick it
踹到车里好了 也比你搬进去强 onto the truck next time-- you'll do less damage.
你还真喜欢为难这些卖房子的 You were pretty hard on those real estate people.
为什么去搞那些开放参观的房子 What's up with the open house thing?
你问题真多 加拉格 You ask a lotta questions, Gallagher.
你知道什么人老爱问话吗 You know who asks questions?
警察 Cops.
瞧瞧这傻逼停的车把路挡的 Look at this asshole parked in the alley.
停下车 Yo, hold up!
你是警察吗 卡尔 You a cop, Carl?
是个屁 Hell, no.
快上来吧 Come on, man.
抱歉打扰你照顾这个嗑药孩子 Sorry to interrupt crack baby time.
弗兰妮 勾搭阴险小贱人 Hey, Franny, this is this is what happens
就是老娘这个下场 when you hook up with a conniving bitch.
她会勒索你 She blackmails you.
如果你还是个穷光蛋少女妈妈 And when you're a ghetto whore teen mom,
你就得靠卖淫付账单 you become a prostitute so you can pay your bills.
你来这干嘛 What are you doing here?
-我给你买礼物了 -你可真好心 - I bought you a gift. - How sweet of you.
我在想你可能没什么正式衣服 Now, I figured you probably wouldn't have
能穿去舞会 anything nice to wear to the dance,
毕竟好市多不卖正装 since they don't sell formal wear at Costco.
礼服西服吗 A tuxedo?
你想让我穿这个去舞会 You want me to wear this to the dance?
没错 我穿礼服裙 Yeah. I'm wearin' the dress.
我妈给你发消息没 My mom text you?
她想跟我在一家时装店见面 She wants me to meet her at some boutique.
别去了 Yeah, don't do it.
她想给我买个生日礼物送给她 She wants to buy me a birthday gift
虽然我都准备好了 to give to her even though I already got her one.
你给她准备的什么 What'd you get her?
一件我准备拿去二手店的T恤 A T-shirt I was gonna give to Goodwill.
-真贴心 -她才不介意呢 - Thoughtful. - She doesn't care.
她会给自己买个东西 包装好 She'll buy herself something, wrap it,
交给我 然后我再送回去给她 hand it to me, and then I'll hand it back to her
说一声"生日快乐" and say, "Happy birthday."
就这么扯淡 It's such bullshit.
我是不是也该给她准备点什么 Should I get her something too?
不用不用 她会给你挑个东西 No. No, she'll pick something out for you
自己结了账然后说 then pay for it just so she can say,
"瞧瞧黛比给我的生日大礼" "Look what Debbie got me for my birthday."
好吧 Okay.
查斯坦酒店见 See you at the Chastain Hotel.
晚上七点 别迟到 7 p. m. Don't be late.
你觉得怎样 What do ya think?
我要就即将退出我热爱的篮球事业 I'm sending a letter to the "Player Gazette"
给《选手公报》寄封信 about my pending retirement from the game I love.
-什么 -能念给我们听听吗 - What? - Can we hear it?
"亲爱的篮球"... "Dear basketball..."
我就写了这么多 That's all I have so far.
-不过开头不错 -值得期待 - Good start, though. - Promising.
这句还不是我写的 我从抄科比的 It's not even mine. I stole it from Kobe.
而且 我现在写东西都要戴老花镜了吗 Plus, apparently, I need reading glasses now?
天 上了年纪真要命 God, gettin' old sucks.
前些天我还发现耳朵里长毛了 好多毛 The other day, I found hair in my ear--lots of hair.
-还会更糟糕的 -我这都半截入土了 - Oh, it gets worse. - Half my life is over.
不止半截 More than half.
什么 我才38 What? I'm only 38.
普通白人男性的预期寿命是76岁 The life expectancy for an average white man is 76.
-没错 -南区穷光蛋白人男性的 - Exactly. - The life expectancy
预期寿命则是70岁 for a poor white man from the South Side is 70
-前提还是你命好 -靠 我算是整个入土了吗 - if you're lucky. - Shit, am I dead?
我只是想说 你肯定已经风华不再了 I'm just saying you're definitely coming down the mountain.
小维 所以我们才得扩大生意 V, that's why we gotta expand,
增加收入 然后60岁前就退休 increase our revenue so we can retire by 60.
死之前活得滋润一点 Live a little before we die.
富人才退休 Retirement is for rich people.
穷人只配工作到死 Poor people drop dead on the job.
-你这是干嘛 -做点小调查而已 - What is happening? - Just a little bit a research.
客人名单列得 怎么样了 How's the guest list coming?
-什么 -婚礼用的啊 - What? - For the wedding.
你想请哪些人 Who you inviting?
-我没列名单 -那你需要列个名单 - Uh, I don't have a list. - Well, you need a list.
如果我不知道 I mean, if I don't know how many people
有多少人要来婚礼 我怎么知道 are comin' to the wedding, how do I know
仪式需要订多大会场 what size venue we need for the reception?
我们还搞仪式吗 还订会场 We're having a reception? At a venue?
我们要办场动真格的婚礼吗 We're having a wedding wedding?
我的天 你以为这些事就这么神奇地办好了 Jesus Christ, do you think this stuff just magically happens?
-你得有计划 -一个月前你还准备 - You gotta plan shit. - A month ago, you were ready
在市政厅结婚 现在又想办场真正的婚礼了 to get hitched at City Hall and now you want a real wedding?
一个月能发生的事可多了 比如 A lot can happen in a month. For example,
你家傻逼老爹可能会因为你是基佬 your fuckhead dad threatenin' to murder you again
再次威胁要毙了你 'cause you're gay.
就是因为这个 因为特里吗 That's what this is about--Terry?
对 只要能让那个死老头子更难受就行 Yup. Anything to make that miserable fuck more miserable.
快把客人名单给我 我来写誓词 So gimme your guest list, I'll work on your vows,
然后我再去找独奏乐手 and I will follow up with the soloist.
-独奏乐手 -不是普通乐手 ‐ A fucking soloist? ‐ Yeah, not just any soloist.
硬摇滚乐队邦乔维作品
要会弹《活在祈祷中》的原声版 Motherfucker needs to be able to rock Livin' on a Prayer, acoustic,
硬摇风的 我还想要成吨的蜡烛 hard. Also, I'm gonna want a shit‐ton a candles,
你去找几个那种 教堂小男孩 so get those, uh... church boys ready.
-你是说侍僧 -我不管他们叫什么 - Acolytes? - I don't care what they're called‐‐
反正就是点蜡烛的小崽子 the little shits that light the candles.
懂吗 You know?
去吧 Here ya go.
都帮你写下来了 Wrote it down for ya.
这个挺好看的 Oh, well, this is cute.
你为什么要帮朱莉娅买礼物 Hey, why do you buy Julia's gifts for her?
因为如果让她自己发挥 Because, if I leave it up to her,
她只会给我一坨敷衍的垃圾 she'll just give me some unthoughtful piece of junk‐‐
如果她确实打算送我东西的话 if she gives me anything at all.
你今晚有计划吗 Do you have plans tonight?
今晚 怎么了 Tonight? Why?
我打算跟朋友去吃晚饭 Well, I'm having dinner with my friends
庆祝我的生日 to celebrate my birthday‐‐
没什么特别的 nothing fancy‐‐
不过如果你去的话就有趣多了 but it'd be so much more fun if you were there.
我以为明天才庆祝生日 I thought we were celebrating your birthday tomorrow.
塔莎明天要出差 Yeah, Tasha has to go outta town for work,
所以挪到今天了 so we moved it to tonight.
我家里有点事情 Just tonight I‐I have family stuff.
你知道的 弗兰妮 You know, Franny.
我帮你请个保姆 I would pay for a sitter.
所有人都很想见你 And everyone is dying to meet you.
以及 朱莉娅不来 Plus, Julia can't come.
她好像要去个舞会 She's going to some dance thing.
我很抱歉 虽然我真的希望我能去 Yeah, I'm‐I'm sorry, I‐I really wish I could.
你知道吗 其实没事 You know what? It's no big deal.
没有你 我们也能庆祝 We'll just celebrate it without you.
明晚我们俩还可以一起庆祝 对吧 Well, you and I can still celebrate tomorrow night, right?
不了谢谢 No, thanks.
到了我这把年纪 一个生日派对就够糟心了 At my age, one birthday party is painful enough.
没事的 It's fine.
我不需要女朋友出席生日派对 I don't need my girlfriend at my birthday party.
那我尽量来吧 How 'bout I see what I could do?
真的 你确定吗 Really? Are you sure?
毕竟是你的朋友和生日晚餐 Yeah, no, it's your friends and your birthday dinner.
我不能错过 对吧 I can't miss that, right?
老天 那真是最好的礼物了 Oh, my God, that would be the best gift ever.
我是说 除了这个包之外 I mean, besides this bag
我帮你买来送给我 I'm going to buy you to give me.
既然是你过生日 Since it's your birthday,
我有一个条件 there's one condition.
由我来挑餐厅 I get to pick the restaurant.
当然 Of course.
你好 Hello!
家里有人吗 Anybody home?
你好 Hello!
有人吗 Anybody home?
女士们 放轻松 Easy, ladies.
老大 有何吩咐 What's up, boss?
怎么了 What's up?
奥蒂斯想让你闯进那栋房子 Otis wants you to bust into that house
然后在客厅里拉屎 and take a shit in the living room.
我为什么要在别人的客厅里拉屎 Why do I need to take a shit in their living room?
因为奥蒂斯让你拉 Because Otis told you to.
那如果没必要拉屎呢 What if I don't need to take a shit?
当奥蒂斯让你拉屎的时候 When Otis says take a shit,
你唯一的问题就是 多大算够 your only question should be, "How big?"
如果你想证明自己不是条子 You wanna prove you're not a cop,
去客厅拉屎就行 shit in the living room.
我不需要这个 I don't need it.
房屋出售
该死 Oh, damn!
我在格伦科挨家挨户地找你 I been to every home in Glencoe looking for you‐‐
终于发现这家停着劳斯莱斯 finally found the one with the Rolls Royce.
有人跟着你吗 Were you followed‐‐
没别人知道我在这儿吧 Does anyone else know I'm here?
-没别人 -你想要怎样 ‐ Nobody. ‐ Whay do you want?
我需要你去学校在表格上签字 I need you to sign a form at my school
否则我要被退学了 or else I can't go anymore.
我为什么要那样做 Well, why would I do that?
我想上学 弗兰克 I wanna go to school, Frank.
那地狱里的人还想喝冰镇啤酒呢 Well, people in Hell want cold beer.
跟我又有什么关系 What's in it for me?
我会给儿童服务机构打电话 I'll call Child Services.
说你是我爸爸 你抛弃了我 You're my father. You've abandoned me.
服了你了 儿子 Well played, son.
但我在做完这件事后 就会立刻再抛弃你的 But I'm re‐abandoning you right after this is done.
去外面等 我不用这个入口 Wait outside. I used a different entrance.
在国王十字那里有间房子 Hey, so there's this house over on Kingscross.
-是吗 -没错 ‐ Yeah? ‐ Yeah.
破得不行 不过 You know, it's a total dump, but,
应该不用多少钱就能买到 you know, it's probably gonna go for nothin',
再稍微修缮一下 and, uh, with a little bit a work,
应该挺不错的 could be nice.
你在考虑在南区买房子吗 You thinking about buyin' a house in the South Side
可你就快要搬去密尔沃基了 even though you're movin' to Milwaukee?
不是 不不不 No. No, no, no.
我只是在想 I was just thinkin', you know,
没准谁买下来投资也不错 could be a good investment for somebody, though.
把房子修一下 You know, fix it up,
再转手出去 flip it.
你做过这种生意吗 Did you ever do anything like that?
我从来都不用担心该做什么不该做什么 I never have to worry about what I would or wouldn't do.
岳父帮我付了房子的首付 Mr. Tamietti paid the down payment on my house,
还借我钱开这家店 loaned me the money to start Born Free.
他来决定我该做什么 He decides what I do.
我就是选择受限的真实写照 I'm the definition of limited options.
塔米 Tam.
我今天在美发店摊牌了 I gave notice at the salon today.
也就是说我让莱莎吃屎去死了 Which means I told Liza to eat shit and die.
真的吗 Really? Yeah?
完全切断后路 Burned that bridge!
可以啊 恭喜 Nice one. Congrats.
我还在奶奶家附近找到一家美发店 And I found a salon near Nana's place
我可以在那里租个椅子做美发 where I can rent out a chair.
这么快的吗 那挺好 Wow, already? Really‐‐wow‐‐Yeah.
挺不错的 That's sweet.
还有 Oh, also,
美国知名发动机制造商
我叔叔威尔在密尔沃基的百力通公司工作 my Uncle Will works at Briggs & Stratton in Milwaukee.
说他们一直在招维修工 Says they're always looking for new mechanics.
我可以让我爸联系他一下 I mean, I could have my dad give him a call.
怎么回事 What's going on?
没什么啊 What's goin' on? Nothin'.
我在干活 怎么了 Yeah, I'm workin'. Why?
你表现得很奇怪 You're being weird.
对 抱歉 我正好想起 Yeah, no, sorry, I just‐‐ I just remembered
我手头上还有几件事要处理 I gotta close the loop on a couple things,
所以... so...
什么事 What loops?
我可是刚辞掉了工作 Look, I just quit my job.
我当然知道 Oh, yeah, I know.
没事的 好吗 Uh, it's all good, all right?
一切都很好 Everything's... everything's fine.
怎么 What?
没什么 Nothin.
没什么 Nothin'.
都挺好 Nothin'.
有两间卧室 一个卫生间 It's got, uh, two beds, one bath,
需要再修缮一下 不过 and, you know, I mean, I‐‐ i‐it needs some work, but...
是栋不错的房子 well, it's a good house.
你觉得怎么样 Now, what do you think?
这地方烂到家了 This place is a shithole.
我就是想多点选择 好吗 Well, I‐I'm just lookin' at options, all right?
你知道密尔沃基 I mean, did you know that Milwaukee
在冬天时比芝加哥还冷吗 gets even colder than Chicago in the wintertime?
你也知道到时候我们每周 And‐and you know that we're gonna be the ones
都要去老人院看望你奶奶 that have to check in on your nana every week
而且还要随叫随到 at the old folks' home and anytime she needs anything.
而且说实话 我有点愧疚 Look, I don't know‐‐ honestly, I feel kinda guilty,
还要接受你家人的帮助 you know, takin' charity from your family.
你在逗我吧 You gotta be kidding me.
这里离你家也就30米远吧 It's what‐‐100 feet from your family's house?
轮胎店怎么样 What about a tire store?
不行 No!.
理发店 Barber shop?
美甲店 Nail salon.
梦想太愚蠢了 Dreams are stupid.
梦想并不愚蠢 Dreams aren't stupid.
愚蠢的主意才愚蠢 Stupid ideas are stupid.
男士美甲店 Nail salon...but for men.
再开一家赛百味快餐店也不错 We could definitely use another Subway.
或是兑支票的地方 Or a check‐cashing place.
我们不需要再多一家兑支票的门店了 We don't need another check‐cashing place.
再说了 你们说的这些店都需要大笔启动资金 Plus, all those things require big start‐up costs.
小维 我们应该联系那个房产经纪人 V, we should contact that realtor.
那地方很快就会租出去了 That place is gonna rent out soon.
你连商业计划书都没有 You don't even have a business plan.
商业计划就是租下那里 The business plan is to rent out the place.
租下来之前你得先决定要做哪种生意 Not until you know what kinda business you wanna start
要花多少钱才能开业经营 and how much it's gonna cost to get it up and running
还要考虑库存 人工 ‐‐ inventory, labor
这才叫商业计划 a business plan.
-没酒了 -我有个主意 ‐ Keg's kicked. ‐ Oh‐‐I have an idea.
不如做这个生意 你卖啤酒 How 'bout a business where you sell beer,
等啤酒桶空了 你就换上新的 and when the keg is empty, you replace it.
我知道了 I got it.
我觉得这算是完成我作为父亲的责任了 I think that fulfills my fatherly obligation.
恭喜你 儿子 Congratulations, son.
你可以继续上学了 You get to keep goin' to school.
回见 See ya.
弗兰克 等等 Frank, wait.
你现在住的那个新房子挺不错的 That new house that you're living in is pretty sweet.
周边肯定有好学校 我想搬去跟你住 Bet they have good schools. I wanna live with you.
你肯定是想 Oh...I bet ya do.
不幸的是 伙计 我们没有足够的空间 Unfortunately, pal, we just don't have the space.
我需要你留在南区 I need you on the South Side
照顾...生意 lookin' after the‐ the business.
什么生意 What business?
找到简单创新的方式来不劳而获 Finding easy, innovative ways to make money without working.
这就是加拉格家的家族生意 That's the Gallagher family business.
我白手起家 兢兢业业 I built it from scratch. I put in the hours.
才将其发展成为你今天看到的行业龙头 Turned it into the thriving racket you see today.
现在 作为光荣退休的董事长 And now, as Chairman Emeritus,
我任命你为我的继任者 I'm naming you my successor.
但我想你了 But I miss you.
这招可以 儿子 Nice try, son.
"我想你了" "I miss you."
"想你" "Miss you."
真正的绅士应该能 A true gentleman should be able
打一个得体的领结 就像这样 to tie a proper bow tie, full stop.
只有男学童才可以戴... Only a schoolboy should ever be allowed to wear...
门没锁 It's open!
这可是一大堆婚戒 That's a lotta wedding rings.
给米奇准备的 It's for Mickey.
他说他想挑一挑 He said he wanted to see some options.
算是婚礼习俗里借的东西 对吧 Something borrowed, right?
或者说是从珠宝店偷的 Or stolen from Zales.
我会还回去的 I'm gonna return them.
系在你的脖子上 ...your tie around your neck.
你在看什么呢 What the hell are you watching?
在学怎么打领结 Trying to figure out how to tie a bow tie.
我知道怎么打领结 I know how to tie a bow tie.
-真的吗 -真的 ‐ Really? ‐ Yeah.
调整领结 Adjust the tie
让右边比左边长一寸到一寸半 so the right side is an inch to an inch and a half longer.
打好了 There you go.
很漂亮 Beautiful.
戴这个干什么 What's this for?
参加返校舞会 Homecoming dance.
你去参加返校舞会干什么 Why in the hell are you going to a homecoming dance?
不是我要去 It's not my choice.
我认识的那个女孩朱莉娅 她要穿礼裙 This girl I know, Julia, is wearing the dress.
为什么是她穿礼裙 Why does she get to wear the dress?
是想借此彰显权力吗 Is this some kind of power move?
我不知道 但如果穿裙子 I don't know, but if her wearing a dress
能让她觉得自己很强大 那也挺好的 makes her feel powerful, then good for her.
也许那是最后一波了 Maybe that's the final wave.
没懂你的意思 I don't know what that means.
问题是 我今晚还要跟朱莉娅的妈妈吃个晚餐 The problem is, I also have a dinner tonight with Julia's mom.
她们俩都不知道对方跟你的关系吗 And neither one knows about the other?
你个小荡妇 You little slut.
凑活吧 I try.
-我们真的需要花吗 -当然要 ‐ We really need flowers? ‐ Hell, yeah.
要葵百合 蠢货 Stargazer lilies, motherfucker.
请问有什么需要吗 How can I help you?
我要结婚了 Hey, so, uh, I'm gettin' married,
我们想看看你们这儿 and we'd love to see what you have
都有什么品种的葵百合 in the way of Stargazer lilies.
我来给你们看看照片 Let me show you some photos.
这个叫落日山脉... This is the Sierra Sunset...
-这个叫蓝调之外 -好漂亮 - And this is what we call Beyond Blue. ‐ That's gorgeous.
特别是我们会算好最佳时间 Especially because we get them at the perfect time
在它们开花前采摘 right before they open,
好让花能在你们的婚礼上绚丽绽放 so they're spectacular on your blessed day.
那肯定的 Yeah, I bet.
我喜欢那个蓝色的 Hey, I like the... blue ones.
-是吗 -对 ‐ Yeah? ‐ Sure.
-你是伴郎吗 - 不是 我是... ‐ Are you the best man? ‐ Uh, no, I'm the...
新郎吗 还是正式伴侣 the groom? The official partner.
我不知道 我们还没讨论过称呼 I don't know, we haven't really talked about it yet.
所以你们是... So you're...
同性恋吗 h‐homosexuals?
不 他是 No, well, he is.
我只是喜欢被另一个男人的鸡巴爆菊 I just like having another man's dick in my ass.
对不起 I'm s‐sorry.
我恐怕不能跟你们这种人做生意 I'm afraid we don't do business with your...
哪种人啊 With your what?
我们不相信... Uh, w‐we don't believe...
-把话说完啊 老奶奶 -米奇 - Finishing sentences, Grandma? ‐ Mickey.
你们不相信什么啊 That what you don't believe in?
鸡奸是一种罪 Sodomy is a sin.
你知道还有什么是罪吗 You know what else is a sin?
一刀捅在你这个贱人的心脏上 Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart
-好了 好了 -那也是罪 ‐ Okay, yeah. ‐ That's a sin!
把你也鸡奸了 你这个老不死的家伙 Gonna sodomize you, you wrinkly fucking Q‐tip.
-别说了 -等着我回来 ‐ No. ‐ I'm gonna come back
把我名字缩写刻在你的牙龈上 and carve my initials in your fuckin' gums!
凯文 兄弟 Kevin. My man.
天呐 Oh, God.
兄弟 我一直在给你发短信 Dude, I've been texting you.
你收到我的短信了吗 Did you get my texts?
没有 我把你手机号拉黑了 No. I blocked your phone number.
好吧 听着... W‐‐Okay, look...
那天晚上的事对不起 I'm sorry about the other night.
我知道事情变得有一点... I know things got a little, uh...
种族歧视 Racist?
是的 我们以为一对穷酸夫妇 Yeah, we thought when a poor couple
-同意被拍卖就是... -别解释了 - agrees to be auctioned off‐‐ ‐ No.
再次向你们道歉 Again, sorry.
我来这里是为了认领另一样 I'm only here to claim the other thing
我们拍卖到的东西 that we won at the auction.
什么 What?
我的私人健身课程 My personal training session.
对啊 你在拍卖会上说过 Yeah, you said at the auction
中标者会得到一套私人健身课程 the winner gets a personal training session.
现在吗 Right now?
我对我在健身房的私教生厌了 I'm bored with my trainer at Equinox.
他老是迟到 因为他要先训练完几个 He's always late because he's training some guys
公牛队的球员才会轮到我 from the Bulls before me.
听着 如果你忙我可以再来 Look, I can always come back if you're busy,
但是我 but I‐‐ I‐‐
不用 不用 No. No, no, no.
这样吧 You know what?
现在这个时间正好 Right now is a perfect time.
我们刚到了一批货 跟我来 We just got a delivery. Follow me.
我每次锻炼都是从所谓的啤酒桶托举开始 I start every workout with what I like to call keg lifts
很简单 你只要把这些啤酒桶搬进酒吧就行了 Simple. All you gotta do is take these kegs into the bar.
特别锻炼核心力量 It's great for your core.
-真管用吗 -看我这身材 洛恩 ‐ Does that really work ‐ Look at me, Lorne.
从来没去过健身房 Never step foot in a gym.
好吧 Okay.
记住 用腿发力 不要用腰 Yeah, use your legs, not your back.
就这样 There ya go.
很好 All right.
绷紧腹部 Flex your base.
你好 Hello?
有人在家吗 Anybody home?
有人在吗 Hello?
非常好 There ya go.
只剩八个啤酒桶了 很好 Only eight more kegs. All right.
很棒 Good.
悠着点 悠着点 All right, all right, all right.
哥们 你举过铁吗 Bro, do you even lift?
普拉提 Uh, Pilates...
也打壁球 and I play squash.
壁球是什么玩意儿 好了 哥们 继续 What the fuck is squash? All right, man, here we go.
我们得燃烧点肌肉 We're gonna burn some muscles.
就像这样 挺直腰背 Like that. Keep your back straight.
用腿发力 记得呼吸 Use your legs. Don't forget to breathe.
慢点 慢点 好吧 All right, all right, okay.
好吧 很好 All right, good.
看到了吗 现在你知道搬啤酒桶管用了吧 See? Now you know it's workin'
开花店的怎么可能不和同性恋做生意 How can you be a florist and not do business with the gays?
没关系的 好吗 反正她也快老死了 Doesn't matter, all right? She'll be dead soon anyway.
随便吧 你联系酒宴承包商了吧 Whatever‐‐you lined up a caterer, right?
-联系了 -提供竹节椅的吧 ‐ Yes. ‐ You got the Chiavari chairs?
-提供 -金色椅身白色椅垫 ‐ Yes! ‐ Gold ones with the white cushions.
对 Yes!
终于出来了 It's about time.
我可是在别人家客厅里拉屎了 Okay, I took a shit in somebody's living room.
你们是要怎样 What the fuck's going on?
这么说吧 在这座城里环卫部是老大 Let's just say the Department of Sanitation runs this town.
小维 洛恩在社交媒体上说 V, Lorne went on social media
这是他最棒的一次健身 and said it was the best workout he's ever had.
现在他那些雅皮士朋友都想找我健身了 Now all his yuppie friends wanna train with me.
我刚收到了两条短信 说不定这是门大生意 I just got two texts. This could be huge.
-哇哦 两条短信呢 -就是它了 小维 ‐ Wow, two texts. ‐ This is it, V.
我找到了自己的使命 这就是我人生的下一章 I found my calling. This is my next chapter.
就像迪克塔退休不再执教后 Like when Ditka retired from coaching,
迈克·迪克塔 美国著名橄榄球教练
他开了一家牛排餐厅 he opened a steakhouse.
那家店叫什么来着 Yeah, what's the name a that place?
迪克塔家餐厅 Ditka's.
所以整桶啤酒是145斤 So a full keg is about 160 pounds.
-这桶得有45斤 -那不是45斤 ‐ This is about a 50? ‐ That is not a 50.
那是价值200美元的啤酒 放回去 That is $200 worth of beer. Put that back.
小维 我不能用空桶 V, I can't use empty kegs.
-空的才不到30斤 -真可惜 ‐ They're like 30 pounds. ‐ Too bad.
小维 千里之行 V...the longest part of a journey
始于足下 is always the first step.
-谁说的 -幸运饼干说的 ‐ Says who? ‐ Fortune cookie.
就是这个了 小维 有些人 This is it, V‐‐some people wait their entire lives
为了这一刻的顿悟等了一辈子 for a moment like this, a moment of clarity.
这么多人抓一匹好马 That's a lotta people to hunt one fox.
可不算公平 Not a fair fight.
用老练的眼神死盯着动物看 Fix the animal in the eye with a masterful gaze.
靴子不合脚 The boots don't fit.
妈的 Shit.
-喂 -伙计 ‐ Hello? ‐ Hey, buddy.
是你亲爱的老父亲 你好吗 It's your dear old dad. How you doin'?
你想干什么 弗兰克 What do you want, Frank?
天啊 今天见到你真高兴 Boy, it was great seeing ya today.
你喝醉了是吧 You're drunk, right?
哈哈哈 你一下都长这么大了 Ha ha ha ha. You, growin' up so fast.
让我不禁思考 Uh...it got me to thinkin'.
我很想多花点时间和你共度父子时光 I‐I'd love to spend more time together.
-什么时候 -不如现在吧 ‐ When? ‐ How 'bout right now?
我今天早上花了好几个小时才到那里 It took me hours to get there this morning.
那...那我们就几小时后见 So, uh, so I'll see ya in a few hours?
不可能 我可能明天放学后来吧 No way. Maybe tomorrow after school.
我...我希望你天黑前能到这里 Uh, I was...I was hopin' you'd get here before dark.
-就这样 -抱歉 ‐ That's all. ‐ Sorry.
利亚姆 Hey, Liam.
干什么 What?
我想你了 I miss you.
嗯 Right.
再见 弗兰克 Bye, Frank.
你觉得怎么样 So, what do you think?
这是什么 What are these?
这是你要的椅子 They're the chairs you wanted.
我没说清楚吗 Was I not clear?
竹节椅他妈的在哪呢 Where the fuck... are the Chiavari chairs?
-这些就是竹节椅 -你他妈闭嘴 ‐ These are the Chiavaris. ‐ You shut the fuck up.
你 我说得不能再详细了 You...I could not have been more specific.
我让你找个宴席承包商 I asked you to find me a caterer
能提供金色竹节椅 who had the gold Chiavaris
带白色坐垫 with the white cushions.
我就给你安排了这一件事 You had one job.
是我的错 我以为我们有那种椅子 That was my fault, I... thought we had those,
但我弄错了 but I was mistaken.
不过我觉得什么椅子都能用... But I‐I think that any of these could work‐‐
妈的 为什么所有事都他妈的不顺利 God damn it, why does everything always have to suck?
这他妈的可是我的婚礼 This is my fucking wedding day!
就这一天 就这一天 For one day. For one day
我就不能拥有带白色坐垫的金色竹节椅吗 can I have the gold Chiavaris with the white cushions?!
-我可以打电话问问 -我不是让你 ‐ I mean, I‐I can call around‐‐ ‐ I thought I told you
他妈的闭嘴吗 你弱智吗 to shut the fuck up! Are you retarded?
布鲁克斯 Huh, Brooks?
-回答我 -是的 ‐ Answer me! ‐ Uh, yes.
-是的 你弱智 -我弱智 ‐ Yes, you're retarded! ‐ I'm retarded.
所以我们才他妈的出了这场乱子 Which is why we had the fucking mix‐up!
对不起 I'm sorry.
是我的错 This is my fault.
是我给你安排太多事了 I put too much on your plate.
-你找到弗兰克了吗 -找到了 ‐ Did you find Frank? ‐ Yeah.
大家都去哪里了 Where is everybody?
黛比去舞会了 卡尔在上班 Debbie went to a dance, Carl's at work,
伊恩和米奇在一起 菲奥娜搬走了 Ian's with Mickey, Fiona moved,
现在你也要搬去密尔沃基了 and now you're moving to Milwaukee.
你会没事的吧 哥们 You gonna be all right, buddy?
没事 Yeah.
我就是很怀念大家都在的时候 I'm just gonna miss everyone being around.
干杯 Cheers.
看这个包 Oh, look at this bag
黛比送给我的生日礼物 that Debbie got me for my birthday.
-太好看了吧 -天哪 ‐ That is so cute! ‐ Oh, my God!
我知道 我很喜欢 I know, I love it.
你品味真好 You have good taste.
-没错 她品味很好 -皮肤还这么好 ‐ Yes, she does. ‐ And good skin.
天哪 看看你那皮肤 God, look at your skin!
我皮肤以前也这么好 I used to have skin like that.
你就扯吧 Bullshit.
还有你的头发 我很喜欢这个颜色 And your hair‐‐ I love the color.
-谁帮你染的 -我自己染的 ‐ Who does it? ‐ I do it.
我太嫉妒你了 I'm so jealous.
你肯定嫉妒 Mm, I bet you are.
现在19岁的孩子都喜欢做什么 So what do 19‐year‐olds like to do these days?
看关于自杀的电视剧 嗑药 Watch TV shows about suicide, do drugs.
抗议我们根本不懂的东西 Protest shit we don't know much about.
开玩笑而已 I'm just kidding.
我也不太了解 我工作很忙 I don't really know. I work a lot.
我是个焊工 I'm a welder.
你是个焊工 You're a welder?
最近不做了 不过没错 Not as of lately, but...yeah.
天哪 太厉害了 Oh, my God, that's incredible.
就像詹妮弗·比尔斯 Like Jennifer Beals.
演的那部《闪电舞》 In Flashdance.
我要再来一杯 I'm gonna need another drink.
我要去趟卫生间 Uh, hey, I'm gonna run to the ladies' room real quick.
-好的 -马上回来 ‐ Okay. ‐ I'll be right back.
需要我陪你一起去吗 Do you need me to go with you?
不用了 Uh, no.
你真是个混蛋 You're an asshole.
你们俩都是混蛋 You're both assholes.
别说了 Stop it.
急什么 我马上就到 Calm down. I'll be there in a second.
终于来了 There she is.
还要搞这个 Seriously?
跟我来 Come on.
记住 你爱我爱到痴迷 Remember, you're desperately in love with me.
谢天谢地你来了 Thank God you're here.
我叫桑迪来帮忙负责邀请函 I'm bringing Sandy in to deal with the invitations
还有后续的一些细节 and a few other details moving forward.
-等等 为什么 -因为很多事情 ‐ Wait‐‐what? Why? ‐ 'Cause too many things
都处理得不够细致 加拉格 are slippin' through the cracks, Gallagher.
那椅子也太他妈的丑了 The chairs were a fuckin' shit‐show.
还有 桑迪会负责找我的伴郎 Also, Sandy's getting me my best man.
你想好自己的伴郎了吗 You line up your best man yet?
还没有 Not yet, no.
我说的就是这种情况 That's what I'm talkin' about.
你确定还要办这场婚礼吗 You sure you still wanna go through with this?
没错 怎么 Yes. Why?
特里正在家里做空尖弹呢 Terry's back at the house making hollow‐tip bullets.
-起名叫爆菊弹 -去他的 ‐ Calls 'em Pansy Poppers. ‐ Fuck him.
你问黛比能不能让弗兰妮当花童了吗 You ask Debbie if Franny can be the flower girl?
问了 我给她发了短信 Yeah, I sent her a text.
谢谢你 Thank you.
还是因为特里 是不是 This is still about Terry, right?
你根本不在乎办不办婚礼 You don't give a shit about weddings.
你戒指去哪里了 Where the fuck's your ring?
我...肯定是 I...must have...
落在洗手池边了 left it next to the sink.
我他妈真是 I can't even.
我明白你为什么找我来了 I can see why you called.
妈的 Ah‐‐shit!
你他妈是谁 Who the hell are you?
我帮忙看房子的 你他妈是谁 I'm house-sitting, who the hell are you?
我是让-卢克 园丁 I'm Jean‐Luc, the gardener.
法耶女士让我在她去波多黎各的这段时间 Miss Faye asked me to look after the place
-帮忙照看房子 -这下就有意思了 ‐ while she's in Puerto Rico. ‐ That's funny,
因为她根本没跟我提起过这件事 'cause she never mentioned anything about it to me.
她也没提过你的事 Well, she never mentioned you either.
你守房子为什么把家具都盖起来 Why's all the furniture covered, hmm?
我...只用二楼 I'm...just using the second floor.
你知道吗 You know what?
我要打电话给她 I'm gonna call her.
-我们把事情理清楚 -打吧 ‐ We will straighten this out. ‐ Go ahead.
我不知道她号码 I don't have her number.
我知道 我来打 I do. I'll call her.
好 打给她 Fine. Call her.
我就在这等着 I'm not goin' anywhere.
我现在就打 Oh, I'm calling.
告诉她弗兰克向她问好 Tell her Frank says hello.
还有 告诉她她不在的这段时间 And tell her the yard guy
扫院子的要住进她的屋子 is gonna stay in her house while she's gone.
我不是扫院子的 混蛋 I'm not the yard guy, asshole.
-你到底是谁来着 -我是她男朋友 ‐ Who the hell are you again? ‐ I'm her boyfriend.
有意思 她从来没说过 Funny, she never mentioned anything
自己交了男朋友 about having any boyfriend.
你是说她没有和扫院子的 Oh, you mean she didn't share her
分享自己的恋爱状况吗 romantic status with the yard guy?
不要再叫我扫院子的了 Stop callin' me the yard guy.
-我要报警 -好啊 赶紧的 ‐ I'm callin' the cops. ‐ Oh, go ahead.
告诉他们有人非法闯入 And tell them there's been a break‐in,
因为我可是有钥匙的 你怎么进来的 'cause I have house keys. How did you get in?
你不是说要打给法耶女士吗 I thought you were gonna call Miss Faye.
-没错 -那打啊 ‐ I am. ‐ Well, then do it.
我现在就打 I'm calling her right now.
-我不该进来的 -可不是吗 ‐ I'm not supposed to be here. ‐ Well, no shit.
-我也不该 -我不知道楼上有人 ‐ Me neither. ‐ I didn't know anyone was upstairs,
我还以为是我幻听了 I thought I was hearin' things.
你当时在哪儿呢 我还以为房子闹鬼了 Where were you‐‐I thought the place was haunted!
我在地下室啊 I stay in the basement.
-你是不是会弹钢琴 -会 ‐ Do you play a piano? ‐ Yes.
幸好 Thank God.
要不... Hey, maybe, uh...
我们俩都住在这里怎么样 we can both live here, huh?
答应嘛 这么大的房子 Come on, it's a big house.
完全够我们两个住了 There's plenty of room for the both of us.
好 我要二楼 Fine. I'll take the second floor.
地下室给你了 You can keep the basement.
-一楼公用 -好 一楼公用 ‐ First floor neutral. ‐ Sure, first floor's neutral.
有什么情报 加拉格 What do you got, Gallagher?
环卫部 So, Sanitation Department's
和房地产开发商有不法勾当 in bed with the real estate developers.
贿赂他们要么回收垃圾 Bribe them to either pick up the trash,
要么让小区变臭变脏 make the neighborhood look like shit.
这样他们就能影响租金 That way, they can influence the rent,
房产价格 整个行情 property value, all of it.
这些王八蛋 Son of a bitch.
这些都由一个叫奥蒂斯的负责监管 And it's all overseen by this cat named Otis.
上车 Get in.
干得好 加拉格 Nice work, Gallagher.
说真的 这情报很有价值 Seriously, this is good stuff.
这么说我其实是卧底 So...I'm undercover.
不是 No.
你是个线人 Y‐you're an informant.
随便你怎么叫 但我就是卧底 Call it what you want, but I'm undercover.
你不是卧底 You're not undercover.
我可是在别人家里拉屎了 长官 I took a shit in somebody's house, sir.
为了让他们相信我 So they trust me.
就凭这点我肯定是卧底 Pretty sure that makes me undercover.
你不是卧底 You're not...undercover.
我懂了 Oh. I gotcha.
不 我觉得你没懂 No, I don't think you do.
然后怎么办 So what now?
让联调局介入调查吗 Bring in the FBI?
联调局 当然不是 FBI? Hell, no!
我想分一杯羹 I want a slice.
什么羹 Of what?
钱啊 The money.
当然 Course.
所以我们不是好警察 So we're not the good cops?
当然不是 Not at all.
不过说真的 But seriously, hey.
干得漂亮 Nice work.
继续努力 Keep it up.
看看能不能给你弄一张逼真的假身份证 See if we can't get ya a good fake I. D.,
或者不用管那个最低年龄限制 maybe waive that minimum age restriction,
让警察学院破格录取你 get you in the Academy.
你将来肯定会成为一名优秀的警察 加拉格 You'll make one hell of a cop some day, Gallagher.
谢谢你 长官 Thank you, sir.
很荣幸能为民服务 Proud to be of service.
你要去哪里 Hey, where are you going?
把我嗑药的孩子扔进垃圾桶 Throwing my crack baby in the dumpster.
我去上个厕所 I'm goin' to the bathroom.
不好意思 Sorry.
-你没事吧 -尿路感染 ‐ Hey, are you okay? ‐ UTI.
-太可爱了 -19岁真好 ‐ So adorable. ‐ So 19.
敬...鱼尾纹 To...crow's feet?
-小凯酒桶健身区 -不错 ‐ Kev Ball's Keg Zone. ‐ Cool.
我要用啤酒桶教人健身 I'm gonna train people using kegs.
看着 Observe.
酒桶臂弯举 Keg curls.
酒桶俯卧撑 Keg‐cline push‐ups.
-可以 -好吧 ‐ Sweet. ‐ Okay.
酒桶支撑 你想试试吗 小维 Keg plank. You wanna try it, V?
酒桶深蹲 Keg squats.
科密特 你最好先从空酒桶开始 Uh, Kermit, you might wanna start off with a empty one.
我是不想这么练 不过我觉得其他人会愿意 I don't wanna do this, but I think other people will.
好了 科密特 别泄气 All right, Kermit, stay positive.
小维 挺直腰背 V, keep your back straight.
很好 Good.
我们要怎么决定由谁来走红毯 How do we decide who gets to walk down the aisle?
要看谁是新郎谁是新娘 Depends on who's the bride and who's the groom.
不管怎样 我们都要请个摄像师 Either way, we need a videographer,
因为我到时候要把特里绑在椅子上 'cause I need to tape Terry to a chair
逼他循环观看这玩意儿 and make him watch the shit over and over again.
-为什么我们不能都当新郎 -我不知道 - Why can't we both be grooms? ‐ I don't know.
-我们就不能当伊恩和米奇吗 -我不...该死的 ‐ Can't we just be Ian and Mickey? ‐ Look, I don't...God damn it,
你和桑迪真是 我不知道 you and Sandy. I don't know.
有事吗 Can I help you?
Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovi
*她说我们要把握现在的拥有* * She said we gotta hold on to what we got *
*因为成功与否* * 'Cause it doesn't make a difference *
*并不重要* * if we make it or not *
-你他妈怎么知道我喜欢这首歌 -不告诉你 ‐ Fuck did you know that? ‐ Little bird told me.
*我们拥有彼此* * We've got each other *
*这就已经足够* * And that's a lot for love *
你这个狡猾的小坏蛋 You're a sneaky bastard.
*我们会放手一搏* * We'll give it a shot *
*我们就要成功了* * Whoa, we're halfway there *
*活在祈祷中* * Whoa, livin' on a prayer *
-这下留证据了 -什么 ‐ Right. Proof. ‐ What?
没什么 谢谢 Nothing. Thank you.
我想跳舞 I wanna dance.
你认真的吗 Seriously?
还要苏格兰威士忌吗 Would you like more scotch?
当然 Oh, you know it.
谢谢 Thank you.
-介意我抽根烟吗 -完全不 ‐ Mind if I smoke? ‐ Not at all.
这是海洛因吗 Is that crack?
我不吸海洛因 I don't smoke crack.
这是冰毒 你要来点吗 It's crystal meth. Would you like some?
我们将度过一个美好的冬天 扫院子的 Oh, it's gonna be a good winter, yard guy.
胸花不错 Nice boutonniere.
我买的 I bought it.
让朱莉娅给她舞伴戴的 For Julia to give to her date.
她的舞伴放了她鸽子 我就答应跟她来了 Her date ditched her, so I agreed to go with her.
她不想一个人来 She didn't wanna go alone.
扯淡 Shit.
你知道吗 我原本真的很喜欢你 You know, I really liked you.
我也真的很喜欢你 I really like you too.
我居然傻到以为 It was stupid for me to think
像你这样年轻漂亮的女孩会喜欢上我 a young, beautiful girl like you would fall for me.
黛比在和我上床 So Debbie and I are fucking.
你是同性恋 You're gay?
当然不是 我讨厌和女人搞 Hell, no. I hate vaginas.
我只是想气气你 I just wanted to piss you off.
-我的天 -为什么 ‐ My God. ‐ Why?
我是说 我到底哪里惹到了你 I mean, what have I ever done to you
我已经给了你一切 besides give you everything?
比如统计碳水化合物摄入 身材羞辱 Oh, the carb counting? The body shaming?
-我那么做是为了保护你 -以防什么 ‐ I did that to protect you. ‐ From what?
-以防你被欺凌 -所以你就欺凌了我 ‐ Being bullied. ‐ So you bullied me.
-我才108斤 -谁说的 ‐ I weigh 119 pounds. ‐ Says who?
-反正不是体重秤 -你真是魔鬼 ‐ Not the scale. ‐ You're a monster.
你这个只知享受的混蛋 Well, and you're an entitled little shit.
-滚开 -什么 ‐ Fuck off! ‐ Excuse me?
一周不能碰电子产品 No screens for a week.
行 那我也不练大提琴了 Fine. Then I'm quitting the cello.
-你敢 -走着瞧 ‐ Mm, no you're not. ‐ Watch me.
我要送你回蒙大拿 I'm sending you back to Montana.
回到问题少年学习中心去 Back to the troubled teen learning institute.
-迫不及待 -但这一次 ‐ Can't wait. ‐ But this time...
你给我坐经济舱去 I'm flying you coach.
没有特殊服务 No more special services for you.
我租了那栋房子 I rented that house.
我带你去看的那栋 That one I showed you.
塔米 Tami.
你能等等吗 等一下 好吗 Hey, can you wait? Wait, please.
让弗莱德和同辈表亲相处是有好处的 对吧 Look, it would be good for Fred to be around his cousins, right?
还有他的姑姑叔叔们 You know, his aunts, his uncles.
他的家庭 还有你的家庭 His family and your family.
到了密尔沃基 你就没有亲戚了 You know, in Milwaukee, you'll have no one.
对吗 我们就没有亲戚了 Right? I mean, we will have no one.
我的家庭 My family...
这个社区是我的支柱 this neighborhood is my support system.
这里是我的家 This is my home.
好吗 我以为我能做到 All right? I thought I could do it.
真的 但我思考了一段时间 I really did, but I had some time with it,
然后...我不知道 and...I don't know.
我担心我不能继续保持戒酒 You know, I‐I'm worried about my sobriety.
我在这里有一个小团体 还有互助会 I've got a community here, my meetings.
布拉德 互助会里的人 还有一份工作 Brad, the people in our group, my job‐‐
这个地方 它... I mean, this place, it's...
它对我来说很重要 It's important to me.
密尔沃基的棒球队就叫酿酒人 Milwaukee's baseball team is called The Brewers.
我在那里绝不可能继续戒酒 There's no way I could stay sober up there.
塔米 Tami.
有钱人都是疯子 Rich people are crazy.
都他妈是神经病 Fuckin' nuts.
他们非得搞点闹剧出来 就因为太无聊了 They create drama because they're bored.
人穷的时候根本不需要创造闹剧 When you're poor, you don't need to create drama.
我懂 你每天的生活就是一场闹剧 I know, every day's a goddamn drama.
你在干... 你现在是环卫工人了吗 What are‐‐ You're a garbage man now?
比你看到的复杂多了 米尔科家的 It's more complicated than that, Milk.
我现在差不多算是卧底警察 I'm basically an undercover cop.
那你当得不怎么好 Not a very good one.
卧底警察不会到处宣扬 Undercover cops don't go around
自己是卧底警察 telling people they're undercover cops.
你就笑吧 桑迪 Laugh all you want, Sandy.
这比你想象的要困难得多 It's a lot harder than you think
永远不知道该信任谁 never knowing who you can trust,
不知道他们会不会发现你是叛徒 whether or not they're gonna figure out you're a rat.
压力很大的 我能来一口吗 It's stressful. Can I hit that?
你不用药检吗 Don't you get drug tested?
我是卧底 我得吸点药 I'm undercover‐‐ I have to do drugs
来向他们证明我是自己人 so they know I'm one of 'em.
向谁证明 环卫工人吗 Who, the garbage men?
算了 Forget it.
我要去睡觉了 I'm goin' to bed.
列举有钱人的怪异行为 开始 Weird shit rich people do‐‐go.
他们去露营 They go camping.
他们会投票 They vote.
他们会去救济厨房做义工 They volunteer to work in soup kitchens.
他们会亲吻自己的狗 They kiss their dogs.
即使在冬天还洗车 Wash their cars, even in the winter.
你想滚床单吗 You wanna fuck?
操 当然 Fuck, yeah.
光线很好 Lots of light.
没有改造过 所有灯具都是新的 Original molding. All the light fixtures are new.
后面还有一个小露台 Oh, oh, and there's a nice little patio in the back.
天哪 Oh, God.
他们养狗吗 Did they have a dog?
应该没有 Yeah, I don't think so.