Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Once upon a time on a hot summer day a girl named Alice sat by a stream on a hill with her sister
I'm so bored she promised she would play with me liar
At that very moment an oddly dressed rabbit appeared before Alice
Oh I'm late I'm so late
The rabbit ran past Alice without turning and hopped over the hill
Alice was curious and decided to follow him
Oh where did he go Ah there he is
Wait for me
Oh where are you Oh I can't see oh where are you rabbit
The hole turned out to be a cold dark tunnel
Where are you
Ahhhh
Oh ouch that hurts Huh Alice looked around her and realised that she had landed inside a small house
with very low ceilings and many many doors
What is this place
Suddenly she spotted a little gold key on the table
Let's see and oh it worked but I can't fit through this little door
What do I do now huh
Drink me
Yum it's delicious strawberry my favorite haha yummy
As soon as Alice drank the last drop something strange began to happen
Oh I've just shrunk
Alice was now able to get out through the little door
As soon as she stepped outside a white rabbit approached her and said
Well don't just stand there Hurry bring me my fan and gloves at once Hurry up I'm late I said
What uh alright
Alice had no idea what she was doing or why but she ran into the rabbit's house
What just happened I was talking to a rabbit and now I'm running errands for him
What a strange place
Alice went in and found herself in a small neat room
But where are they oh there they are Oh look a cake
I'll have some
Alice ate the whole cake and suddenly her body began to grow What's happening to me I'm getting biger
Oh what's taking her so long oh no
The rabbit was shocked to see Alice's arm sticking out of the window
Ugh what's going on
Terrified the rabbit ran into the garden Get out there at once
I oh a cookie maybe if I eat this it will help
Alice grabbed the cookie and ate it hurriedly As soon as she was done her body shrunk again
Alice could just walk out of the house
Ahh
Who are you
So many strange things have happened to me today
Better get used to it
Realizing the bug would be of no help Alice turned to go but then it spoke to her
If you eat this side you'll grow Eat this part and you'll shrink
Then the bug turned and strolled away casually
Wait but which part will return me to my normal size
It will only make me bigger or smaller
Oh My chin I'm becoming too small I should try the other half
Now I'm too big I probably had too much I should try smaller bites
Alice chewed off little bites making herself bigger and smaller until she reached her original size
As she continued down the road Alice came upon a large cat looking down at her from a tree branch
Oh hello I'm a little lost perhaps you can help me find my way
Well if you go around that corner to the right you will reach the home of March Rabbit
If that's alright with you just keep going
OK
Alice listened to the cat and went towards the house of the March Hare
When Alice arrived at the house she saw March Hare and a hatter sitting around a table
with a rat sleeping between them
There's no room here no room
That's not true there’s plenty of room at the table
Alright have some wine
But there's no wine here
It's rude to offer a guest something you don't have
Well it's also rude to sit down to a tea party when you're not invited
It's the 4th
Oh it's a waste of time talking to you
You Number 3 stop splashing me with paint
Oh sorry it was an accident
What on earth are you doing
We are the Queen's gardeners
She ordered us to plant red rosebushes here but we planted white ones by mistake
If she finds out
Oh no she's coming she's here already what do we do
What's this I wanted red roses
Oh it's just a mistake
Hmmm and who are you
Err I'm just Alice
Punish this arrogant child
Ugh
Oh she's only a little girl
Fine follow me to the croquet field
Alice was puzzled but she followed the queen
A croquet match was in progress on the field
The Queen ordered Alice to join in even though she didn't know how to play
Oh this game is so complicated and confusing
What if I don't play better I'll lose my head
Suddenly a cat's head materialized in the sky
So Alice how is your game going
This is the most ridiculous game I've ever played
Is that so
How dare that cat yawn in front of me off with its head
Well it has a head so it has a neck too
The cat vanished then the Queen said
Let the trial commence
A trial what here
One fine summer day the Queen of Hearts baked a delicious apple pie
It was stolen by Jack Jack took it
An apple pie what
What
Guilty not guilty not guilty guilty
Wait I want to call a witness Alice
What but I don't
Alice what do you know about this case
But I don't know anything
What how dare you off with her head
No don't touch me take that
Alice Alice
Huh what
Oh but where did the trumps go where's the Queen
Queen what are you talking about Alice
There was a rabbit in a very strange outfit and he was looking at his pocket watch
Huh you are an odd one Alice
Alice's Wonderland is only for those with the purest hearts and the strongest imaginations