1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:06,000 # Let's fire up the van and hit the open road 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,160 # We're putting on a show from a travelling abode 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,440 # Everywhere we see the crazy and the colourful 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,120 # Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful 5 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:18,560 # Hoopla! Everybody shout hoopla! 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,720 # All together now Hoopla! 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:25,520 # Everybody knows Hoopla! 8 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,440 - # There'll be magic - Mayhem! 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,280 - # Mystery - Suspense 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,320 - # Guises - And Surprises 11 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,600 # It's gonna be immense 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,240 # Form Matlock to Margate Pontefract to Perth 13 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,760 # It's simply gonna be the greatest show on earth 14 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,040 # Hoopla! 15 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,560 # Everybody shout hoopla! 16 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,080 # All together now Hoopla! 17 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:49,120 # Everybody loves... Hoopla! # 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,440 WIND HOWLS 19 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,920 CROAKING 20 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:10,320 - Hoopla! - Hoopla! - ALL: - Hoopla! 21 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 22 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,200 # Out on the wiley, windy moors 23 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:21,040 # We'd roll and fall in green 24 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:25,680 # You had a temper like my jealousy 25 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,440 # Too hot, too greedy 26 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:35,480 # How could you leave me when I needed to possess you? 27 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,760 # I hated you, I loved you too. # 28 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,680 MUSIC PLAYS, AUDIENCE CLAP IN TIME 30 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,840 CHEERING 31 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,640 CHEERING 32 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,920 CHEERING 33 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,000 CHEERING 34 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 35 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 36 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,520 CHEERING AND WHISTLING 37 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 38 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 39 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 40 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 41 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,600 MUSIC ENDS 42 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 43 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,680 It is time for Dick Ball! 44 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,640 Baby Dick over here is going to be the football in this game. 45 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,160 Over here we have got the two teams. 46 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,560 Samuel in the red, and we have also got Keith in the red. 47 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,800 They should be called the Leamington Drizzles. 48 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,360 - Over here we have got team number two, Danny. Hello, Danny. - Hello. 49 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:46,360 And we have also got Phoebe. You are the Battenburgs, OK? 50 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:51,240 Hang on, you can't play the game with a dummy in your mouth. Great. 51 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,720 OK, let's go over here. 52 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:58,200 And your game starts...now. 53 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:02,880 Well, here we go. Dick is wearing a nappy for personal reasons. 54 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,160 - Look at them go. - That is absolutely scandalous. 55 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,000 I don't know what he is doing, doing that. 56 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,840 They came in hard, they came in not fair. 57 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:15,000 - They should be penalised for it, John. - It is all to play for. 58 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,760 He is stuck in the middle of the pitch there. 59 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,800 Oh, lovely defending though, Brian. 60 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,560 Well, you say that, but as somebody who has never played the game, 61 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,000 and don't know it, 62 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,120 what I would saying is, stop giving it that, and look at the game. 63 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,000 Power down! 64 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,680 They have now got to power down and get him back on, John. 65 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:39,000 - How do you feel about that uniform? - The nappy? - Yeah. 66 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,160 I think it frees up the big ball, it allows him more space, 67 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:47,000 more width, and width is a very important thing, John. 68 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,160 That's right. And there's a crunch there into the side. 69 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,840 It is a very hard fought battle in midfield. 70 00:06:53,840 --> 00:07:00,040 Aggressive from Keith, and from Danny. Both dads pretty angry. 71 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,640 What you've got to look at there, very good defending. 72 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,680 Very good defending from the Leamington Drizzles. 73 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,320 Power down! 74 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:12,480 - These two teams very much equal really. - It is very tight. 75 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,680 Nobody is letting anybody leave. 76 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:19,760 That is possibly why he chose to wear the nappy today. 77 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:24,800 - I understand. - That's a multiple 360 there for Dick. Off he goes. 78 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,040 What I would like to see 79 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:31,640 is a bit more aggression in the game, like that, John. 80 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:36,160 - That is what I am after! - Hang on. - A bit more of that. 81 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:41,200 - Danny is taking it to the line. - It's going to be a goal. - Oh, lovely! 82 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,760 Supreme attacking ability, John. That's what I like to see. 83 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,640 The Leamington Drizzles just could not hold him back. 84 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,720 Interesting to see how they line up, 85 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,840 whether they throw caution to the wind 86 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,400 - and go after the counter-attack. - Yes. 87 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,400 - Or whether they play it safe. - Off we go. 88 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,920 These final seconds here, I think we're looking at a victory. 89 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,200 It is very good defending. 90 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,880 - You can see the sweeper coming round at the back, John. - Very good. 91 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:18,520 - There he is. Ready. That's it. - That's it! 92 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:22,160 That's the end of the game. And the winners are the Battenburgs! 93 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 94 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,400 Baby Dick's got his nappy stuck. 95 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,840 LAUGHTER 96 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:37,080 Well, look at this! Was it a sensible outfit to wear? 97 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,960 - Have you soiled yourself? - I'm stuck to it! 98 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,280 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 99 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,160 - I hope that's not skidmarks! - 'This could end messily.' 100 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,080 Naughty baby! Naughty! 101 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,400 'I don't know what he's doing at all, but it's an absolute shambles.' 102 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,160 Phoebe, congratulations. 103 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,320 You're the winner of the next Golden Hoopla Hoop! 104 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,200 CHEERING 105 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,080 Three, two, one. Hoopla! 106 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,960 Clowns, take her away. 107 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:29,840 We'll see you later in the Finale-ival. Goodbye! 108 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,800 - What are you doing? - Eh? 109 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,040 And now to something even more entertaining. 110 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,320 It shouldn't be possible. It's John Kimmons! 111 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:50,960 Thank you. My name's John Kimmons and I'm a ventriloquist. 112 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,760 - Do you know what a ventriloquist is? - ALL: Yeah! 113 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,440 I haven't got a puppet with me today. Very sorry about that. 114 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,160 So I thought what I could do is use one of you as a puppet in the show. 115 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:05,200 But I'm sorry, the costume's been made a little bit too big. 116 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,600 It will only fit a fully grown man. 117 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,280 I've got a gentleman there who looks very keen. 118 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,880 Give him a big round of applause. 119 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,760 - APPLAUSE - Oh, look at that. He's actually coming out. 120 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,840 It's good when you're on telly, they actually come out. 121 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:22,240 Come on, join me. Join me. That bloke's gutted, look! 122 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,960 That bloke is gutted. You thought it was going to be you, didn't you? 123 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,760 It's all right. I've got two. You can come as well. 124 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,520 Give him a nice big round of applause. 125 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:35,240 - APPLAUSE - It's like sports day at the nursery school. We're all winners. 126 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,280 OK, come and stand over here, sir. Let's find out who these people are. 127 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,320 Come a bit closer, sir. What is your name, sir? 128 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,960 - John. - John? My very favourite name. Your name, sir? - Nicky. 129 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,520 Nicky and John, OK. 130 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,280 I've a little mask for you here. It's a little mask. 131 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,640 If you stand about here, John. Stop backing off! 132 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,680 Nice and far forward. You're in the show now. 133 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,640 That goes on there. Beautiful, beautiful. 134 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,040 This fits on the facial area, 135 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,000 near the nasal region. There we go. 136 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,640 Let me see. Let's make you a bit more comfortable. 137 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,320 - Is that OK, John? - Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah! 138 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:11,280 - Are you OK? - Oh, yes. I'm excited now, yes. 139 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,120 So am I! 140 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:17,320 - Give everyone a wave over there. - Hello! Hello, ladies! All right? 141 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,120 Hello, ladies! 142 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,800 - I like the ladies! - Oh, really? He likes the ladies. - I know, yeah. 143 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,640 I like all the pretty ladies! 144 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,760 Hey, all right, John. Don't worry, Nicky. 145 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,360 I'm not missing you out. I've got one for you. 146 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,280 Oh, beautiful! Look at that. 147 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,200 Let's try that on. Look at that. Beautiful. That fits on there. 148 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,600 Fantastic. Look at that. 149 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,520 Oh, I nearly forgot! 150 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,680 I have this as well. Now... 151 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,160 LAUGHTER 152 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,040 Come here, Nicky. It's all right, I'm not going to make anybody 153 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,760 wear this. It's a bit uncomfortable. 154 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,680 Very hot under these lights. It's moth-eaten and flea-ridden. 155 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,720 Nobody wants to wear this. 156 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,080 I do! 157 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,600 LAUGHTER 158 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,400 - Really? - I do, I do, I do! 159 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,920 - Please? Me, me, me! - Really? 160 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,680 Yeah, yeah! 161 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:12,560 Oh, it's going to bring back so many memories! 162 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,960 MANIC LAUGHTER 163 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:18,000 Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha! 164 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,200 - Ooh, you're making me laugh. - Good! 165 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,440 - In this case, literally. - Yeah! 166 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,560 Come a bit closer, Nicky. Let's try that on there. Fantastic. 167 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,480 Oh, look at that. 168 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:35,400 Yeah, beautiful, beautiful! I've always wanted to be ginger! 169 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,240 - Again. - OK, right. 170 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,640 - Hee-hee-hee! - You've gone quiet, John. 171 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,760 I know, yeah. 172 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,840 I'm just checking out the ladies. All right? 173 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:55,400 John, we haven't got long. We've got to hurry up. He likes the ladies. 174 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,360 I know. 175 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,840 - Do you like the ladies? - Not really, no. 176 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,120 I'm not bothered, no. 177 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,280 - What are you going to do for us then? - We're going to sing a song. 178 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,680 Really? 179 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:14,920 - Are you doing a song? - Yeah! - Oh, yes! - You as well? - Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah! 180 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:22,120 - Are you both singing it? - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! 181 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,720 - Together? - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! 182 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,720 - At the same time? - Oh, yes! - Yeah! 183 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,120 I'm quite keen to see how I do this myself. 184 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,360 Tell you what, let's manoeuvre you into position. 185 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,440 OK, we are going to go for the big song. Are you ready? OK. 186 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,280 - I was born ready. - OK, right. 187 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,680 One, two... 188 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,640 # I like to move it, move it 189 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,440 # I like to move it, move it 190 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,200 # I like to move it, move it 191 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,120 # I'm too sexy for my shirt 192 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,920 # Too sexy for my shirt... # 193 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,440 Hey, John! You're getting carried away. 194 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,120 Did I count to three then? 195 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,040 You didn't. No, you didn't. 196 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,080 LAUGHTER 197 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,840 - You didn't. - No. You sound like Orville. 198 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,600 I know! You didn't. 199 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,240 Well, we're going to set you both down now. 200 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,320 - No, I want to stay here. - Really? 201 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:15,440 Yes, I want this to last for ever. 202 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,160 - I want to do a solo. - Yeah? 203 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,840 - So you're going to sing? - Yeah! 204 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,960 - You're not going to sing, are you? - No. 205 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,920 - I'm going to dance. - Oh, really? 206 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,920 - Right, OK. - What are you going to sing? 207 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,280 - I'm going to sing Heads, Shoulders, Knees And Toes. - Oh, right. 208 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,480 You ready? OK. One, two, three. 209 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,880 Yes! 210 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,600 # Heads... 211 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:47,200 # Shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes 212 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,840 # Heads, shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes 213 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,040 # And eyes and ears and mouth and nose 214 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,960 # Heads, shoulders, knees and toes 215 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,600 # Knees a-a-a 216 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,440 # A-a-a-and... # 217 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,840 # Toes! # 218 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,960 Hey, he did it again! 219 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,240 - CHEERING - Give them a nice big round of applause. 220 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,400 Weren't they fantastic? 221 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,760 Thank you very much. 222 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,600 Thanks a lot. Give them a nice big round of applause. 223 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,640 Thank you very much. Enjoy the rest of the show. 224 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,240 Cards, cards, who will win? If I taste it, it's in the bin. 225 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,600 - Go on, Terry. - I've lost me spoon. - What? You've lost your spoon? 226 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,720 - Here have that one with curry sauce all over it. - Mayonnaise. - Mayonnaise. 227 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:42,160 With a spoon with curry sauce all over it. Right. Here you are. 228 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:46,480 Me hands are all slippy with mashed banana. Can you open that, Terry? 229 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,960 - No! - Come on, put your back into it. - There you go. 230 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,800 Right, ten seconds start now. 231 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,920 AUDIENCE SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT 232 00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:01,440 ..three, four, five, six... 233 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,920 - 'STOP IT!' - Swallow it. 234 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:08,560 - Oh, you weren't too keen. Your eyes are watering, Terry. - Sure they are! 235 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:14,400 One, two, three...everyone likes mayonnaise...four, five, 236 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,360 six. Right. 237 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:20,360 Lewis, you pick. Cards, cards, who's going to win? We don't know yet. 238 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,960 If I taste it, it's in the bin. 239 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:31,760 - Pick! What have you got? - Cold, lumpy gravy. - Cold, lumpy gravy. Delicious. 240 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,560 Oh, it's still warm, this. Feel that. You'll have to do it. 241 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,880 Look at that. Sliding round it. 242 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:43,800 Come on, put your back into it, man. Be a bloke! 243 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,080 Take the lid and get him to do it. Come on, Pooh! 244 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:52,280 Mike Poo and the rescue. Lewis, your time starts now. Off you go. 245 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,000 AUDIENCE SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT 246 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,680 - 'STOP IT!' - You liked that one, didn't you? 247 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,080 - Lewis, can you swallow it? Is it them lumpy bits? - Yeah. 248 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,280 They didn't whisk it up enough, did they? Right, two of them in there 249 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:14,400 and that's the end of the cards. Boys, this is what you've got to do. 250 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,520 Hold onto your pints really tight and I'm going to get 251 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:22,320 the mystic mixers out and I'm going to froth them up. 252 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,360 Hold your pint, Terry. 253 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,200 The first one to down their pint and put the empty pint on top 254 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,400 of their head is the winner. Go! 255 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,320 Round Two is called I'm The Best In The World. 256 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,760 You'll hear music and during the instrumental breaks 257 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,680 we'll tell you to act something out. 258 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,720 You'll get points for being really good at it, so be good. 259 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,040 Before we start this round. Terry, sorry, 260 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,200 you've got a little something on your cheek. 261 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,160 Just get rid of that. It's all gone, love, it's all gone. 262 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,600 Let's hear the music, please. 263 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,560 # I am the best in the world... # 264 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,600 Wait for it. 265 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,000 # The best in the world The very best at... # 266 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Acting like a baby, Terry. 267 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,600 Act like a baby. The better you are, the more points you get. 268 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,480 TERRY SOBS 269 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,280 He's rewound his life many years. 270 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,120 He's remembering what it's like to be foetal. 271 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,960 - Quick, because I am feeling very disturbed. - BOTH: Next! 272 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,200 Amy, go. 273 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,920 AMY SOBS 274 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,320 - Are you feeling slightly embarrassed? - Yes. 275 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,280 - Do you fear that your friends are watching? - Yeah. 276 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,200 Well, you're not going to win, are you? Next! 277 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,640 Phoebe. A baby. PHOEBE SOBS 278 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:07,280 - It wasn't that long ago! - Waah! - Oh, look! - Waaah! - She's gone foetal. 279 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,120 Oh, she has got... What...she doing? 280 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,240 - Poor baby. - Great, that's the end of that round. 281 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,760 # I am the best in the world 282 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,600 # The best in the world The very best at... # 283 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:24,960 Smelling something and then acting like you've stepped in it. 284 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,040 - What is it that you're smelling, Terry? - Oh! 285 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,960 Oh, he's acting like a baby again. Oh, he stepped in it! 286 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,920 - You really stepped in it! Next! - Come on, Amy. 287 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,120 Come on, you smell something. 288 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,960 No, you smell something first! 289 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,680 What can you smell? What has she smelled? Smell something! 290 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,560 What are you smelling, the roses? What is it? 291 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,320 - She's thinking about her mates again. - Next! 292 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,400 Oh, Phoebe. She's not worried. 293 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,120 Oh, Phoebe! What have you stepped in?! 294 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:03,200 - Acting skills. - Oh! Very good. Well done, Phoebe. - Lovely. 295 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,840 # I am the best in the world 296 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,200 # The best in the world The very best at... # 297 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,840 - Like you're being attacked by a swarm of wasps. - Go. 298 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,120 - Bzzz! - TERRY SHRIEKS 299 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,640 He's a baby again! 300 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,440 Go on, Tezza! 301 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:25,160 - The more you put into it, the more points you'll get. - Oh! 302 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,920 What are you doing, man! 303 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,600 - Quick, next! - Amy, go. 304 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,800 Forget your mates are watching, go for it. 305 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,040 - SHE SCREAMS - That's it. - Aah! - That's it. 306 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,960 - Are you not scared of wasps, Amy? - No. 307 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:47,680 If I was being chased by wasps, I wouldn't be doing this. 308 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,120 Phoebe, it's your turn, go! Next! 309 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,200 Ooh, ow, ooh! That's it. 310 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,360 - Aah! - Oh! 311 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,720 There's a wasp. 312 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,440 BOTH: Brilliant! 313 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,440 # I was the best in the world 314 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,400 # The best thing ever The best thing ever 315 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,840 # The best thing in the world. # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 316 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,760 Quite, but who was the best in the world at everything? 317 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:16,360 First of all, Terry, for his three performances, his points, please. 318 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,560 Right, up we go. 319 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,200 8, that's 17. 320 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,640 17 + 6 = 23. 321 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,320 23 + 8 = 31. 322 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,480 31! Not a bad score, Terry. CHEERING 323 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,320 So... For the slightly self-conscious Amy... 324 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,320 Ready? Up we go, go. 325 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,080 OK, 3 + 8 = 11. That's 28! 326 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,000 - No, it's not. It's 18. - It's 18! 327 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,600 - All right, Pooh! - He didn't pass Maths. 328 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,640 I've finally, Phoebe, that means you have got to beat Amy. 329 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:51,840 17 or less and you will have to go home. Points, please, for Phoebe. 330 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,920 - Up we go. - Oh, you've done it! - Look at that! 331 00:21:55,920 --> 00:22:00,160 - 38 points! - I think we all know there that, Amy, you are eliminated. 332 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,480 Sorry, Amy. The kid clowns will take you to the lion with no pride. 333 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,440 You had no pride on the stage. 334 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,600 - You didn't want to make a fool of yourself. - Bye! 335 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:12,040 Go and join Johnny Pooh who is waiting for you. 336 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,600 Go on! Yeah! 337 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,560 MUSIC PLAYS 338 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:24,080 Now, the moment you've all been waiting for, 339 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,440 it's the final of the Finale-ival! 340 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 341 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,600 And here's our two Finale-aval finalists, it's Phoebe... 342 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,440 CHEERING 343 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,120 And Terry. CHEERING 344 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,760 Now then, you two. 345 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,040 Behind you, you can see there are eight bins. 346 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,400 - In seven of those bins, there's treasure! - Treasure! - Yes! 347 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,080 Prizes, the best prizes on television! Oh! 348 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:03,720 - AUDIENCE: - Whoo! - Oh, yes! - For you! - But, but, but! 349 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,240 In one of those bins is a clown called Cyril. He's very wrong. 350 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,960 If you find Cyril, you lose the game. 351 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,960 Now, Phoebe, you had the most amount of points in the last game, 352 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,640 so you go first. 353 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,920 Are you nervous? 354 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:21,960 - Yeah. - I hope you don't get that clown, cos he's wrong. 355 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,160 - Which bin isn't Cyril in? - Erm... 356 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Seven. 357 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:35,160 So...slowly go over to bin number seven. Good luck, Phoebe. 358 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,480 Put your hand on the handle. 359 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,360 - And lift the lid! Oh! - What is it, Phoebe? - It's a... 360 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:48,280 - Bring it, bring it! - It's a pig! - Bring it, bring it! - Bring it here! 361 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:53,280 - Bring it, bring it! What is it? - It's a pig, it's lovely. - It's a pig! 362 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:59,280 Oh, wow! Terry, bin number seven's gone. 363 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,560 It's your chance to pick a bin. 364 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:06,560 All right, Terry? Which bin isn't Cyril in? 365 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:12,200 Oh, it's got to be number...three! 366 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,400 Three. OK, Terry, in your own time. 367 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,320 Make your way to the bin and lift off the lid. Number three. 368 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:23,200 - Yee-argh! Oh. - Oh! What is it?! 369 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:27,960 Look what you got! It's a bouncy ball! 370 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:32,120 - AUDIENCE: - Whoo! - Treasure for Terry! 371 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:35,520 The best prizes on television. 372 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:42,640 So Phoebe, you've got your small pig, but which bin isn't Cyril in? 373 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,200 AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT NUMBERS 374 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,640 - Shut up! - AUDIENCE: - Ooh! 375 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,400 How to win your audience! 376 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:55,320 - Five. - Bin number five. Good luck, Phoebe. 377 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,480 Your chance to get more prizes. 378 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:07,640 - Aah! - Oh! - What is it? - It's a yellow car! - It's what? - It's a car! 379 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,560 - A yellow car! - CHEERING 380 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,960 You've lost your name badge again! I told you about this earlier! 381 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,640 Gypsy Rose told ya! It's Terry on yer head! 382 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,120 You're a bit sweaty, aren't you? I know you're tense. 383 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,320 Which bin isn't Cyril in? 384 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:31,800 - It's got to be number two. - Number two. OK, Terry. 385 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,640 Over to the bin. 386 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,520 Lift the lid. Terry, stop! 387 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:41,360 - What did you have for tea last night? - Curry. - Lovely, lift the lid! Aah! 388 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,560 Oh! 389 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,800 - What is it? - Oh! - Let me see! 390 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,800 - Pencils. - Oh! Terry's got felt tips! - Oh! 391 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,840 CHEERING Treasure for Terry. 392 00:25:54,080 --> 00:26:00,640 We are nearing the completion. Which bin isn't Cyril in? 393 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,960 AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT NUMBERS 394 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,560 Six. 395 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:13,240 - Bin number six. Phoebe, don't let go of your prizes. - I won't. - Good luck. 396 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,280 Here we go. 397 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,840 - It's going to be in there. - Oh! 398 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,520 - Aah! - SHE SCREAMS 399 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,200 Run! Run! CYRIL LAUGHS MENACINGLY 400 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,800 Not very nice, is it? 401 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,040 Oh! 402 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,000 - Cheers, mate? - You all right? - Thought I was a goner, then. But look! 403 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,360 Ladies and gents! The master of the Hoopla. 404 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:50,200 And the winner of the Hoopla trophy...is Terry! 405 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,680 CHEERING 406 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,840 - Hold your trophy, Terry. - Well done. 407 00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:00,200 Terry... How... How do you feel? 408 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,360 Absolutely brilliant. 409 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,640 - Have you enjoyed your time here? - Superb. 410 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,800 Aah! AUDIENCE SCREAMS 411 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,480 DICK AND DOM YELL 412 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,000 CYRIL CACKLES 413 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Oh, no. Look! Terry's been turned into a kid clown. 414 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:30,480 Well, Terry...you might as well join our carnival...for ever! 415 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,280 Thanks to everyone that's been on the show today, 416 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,320 including the Black Eagles, and not forgetting John Kimmons. 417 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,600 - He was here. - And also to magician extraordinaire Timo Marc. 418 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,520 The Pooh brothers, and the kid clowns, as always. 419 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,000 And also to you lot. 420 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,280 - AUDIENCE CHEERS - That's it and who knows, 421 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,040 our carnival might be coming to a town near you. 422 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,800 - BOTH: - Hoopla! - AUDIENCE: - Hoopla! 423 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,440 Dick and Dom would like to point out that Phoebe survived her 424 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,720 encounter with Cyril and is about to open her own flan shop in Wigan.