杰茜 Hey, Jess.
我不是杰茜 I'm not Jess.
我是她表妹 西尔维亚 I'm her cousin... Sylvia.
你还好吗 Are you doing okay?
我想吃甜甜圈 I want a donut.
那我们去买甜甜圈 Then let's get you a donut.
拜托 Please?
我想单独和你谈谈 I want to talk to you... alone.
真是个有趣的小团体 Well, this is a fun group.
你能在宿舍放我下车吗 Can you drop me off at my dorm?
在哈密尔顿 It's called Hamilton.
我想吐 I'd like to vomit now.
老天 God!
我竟然从行驶的车上跳了下来 I've never jumped out of a moving car before!
真是帅呆了 That was bad-ass!
-孩子 -好了 - Hey, uh, kiddo. - Okay.
-尼克 那边是马路 -啥事儿 - Nick, that's the road. - What's up?
你得去树林 You want the woods.
我得去树林 你真聪明 拉塞 I want the woods. You're smart, Russ.
-抱抱 -这没什么 - Come here. - Hey, it was nothing.
你很好 拉塞 You're okay, Russ.
好了 我们一会儿再抱 Okay, we can hug some more later.
你知道她不是这样的 This isn't her, you know.
她和我们不一样 She's not like us.
她是个好姑娘 She's one of the good ones.
呕吐时间到了 拉塞尔 Time to make the puke, Russell.
听好了 我们之间是平等的性关系 So listen, man, it's-it's really important to us
我俩谁都没占上风 that our completely equal sexual relationship
这一点真的很重要 where neither one of us has the upper hand,
请你一定保密 而且我尊重你 uh, remain a secret, and while I respect the fact that
你独处时听《魔法坏女巫》这个习惯 you listen to Wicked while you're alone,
我也能随时随地 I could use that information against you
把这事儿给抖出来 at any point in time.
顺便提下 那儿有个停车标志 那里 By the way, there's a stop sign, like, right up...
那是停车标志吗 Is that a stop sign?
你该减速了 Well, you'd probably want to slow down...
-我的天 -也许是个通行标志 - Oh, my God. - Maybe it's a go sign.
那不是通行标志 I don't think it's a go sign.
如果连你这种人 Because if somebody like you
都能泡上她这样的妞 is sleeping with someone like her,
那这天杀的世界整个乱套了 then maybe the whole damn world is upside down!
我就随便想想 It's just what I'm thinking.
我想和你聊聊 And I want to talk to you.
我想好好解释 I want to have a chance to explain.
没关系 我懂 That's okay. I understand.
我之前 以为 I just... I thought
你喜欢熟女 可现在我明白了 you wanted a sophisticated lady, but now I realize that
你喜欢和年轻女孩约会 因为我们认为你很酷 you like dating younger girls 'cause we think you're cool.
你猜怎样 And you know what?
这招还真管用 因为 It's working because...
我真觉得你真是个极品帅哥 I think you're a hotty with a body.
我要告诉你 我不是因为 I got to tell you, I didn't ask you out
你比我年轻 才和你约会的 because you're younger than me.
我和你约会是因为我喜欢你 I asked you out because I like you.
可我已经忘了 该怎么约年轻女孩子 But I-I've forgotten really how... how to do this, you know.
自从1989年那次后 我就再没约过会了 I haven't dated since 1989...
那时我开着越野车载她去看画展 when I took her to the picture show in my buggy.
1989年 那会儿 1989 was, my friend,
我才刚学会怎么用烤面包机呢 the year that I learned to use the toaster by myself.
晚餐收到的短信是我前妻的 The text I got at dinner was from my ex-wife.
莎拉这周末和她在一起 Sarah's with her this weekend.
我没把她的吸入器带上 I didn't pack her inhaler.
她哮喘发作了 She was having an asthma attack.
-莎拉还好吗 -很好 - Is Sarah okay? - Yeah.
谢谢 我 Yeah. Thanks. I-I...
我只是觉得我该解释一下 I just feel like I should have explained.
那天晚上我真的 And I really wanted to kiss you
-很想吻你 -真的 - the other night. - Really?
我不仅想吻你 I wanted to do more than kiss you.
我还想做你 某种意义上 I'd like to do you, at some point.
真的 Like, you know, really,
和你好好爽一番 really give it to you good.
可我忘了怎么把握 Uh, but I've forgotten how to tell
正确的时机 whether it's the right moment.
我很紧张 I was nervous.
你紧张了 You were nervous?
尼克说的对 Nick was right.
他有时候真挺聪明的 He can be really wise sometimes.
天啊 真的发生了 Oh, my God, it's happening!
末日来了 我要死了 It's coming! I think I'm dying!
我胆战心惊又心潮澎湃 I feel scared and excited!
你觉得呢 What do you think?
我觉得什么 What do I think of what?
你觉得现在时机对吗 Do you think now is the right moment?
我觉得对 I think so.
很好 Good.
你这毒药 从我体内滚出来 Get out of me, you poison!
那是你的手吗 Is that your hand?
不是 No.
是我的手 That's my hand.
-我的天 -不用谢 -Oh my God! -You are welcome.
滚开 迪克 Get out of here Dirk.
你们去哪儿了 Where are you guys?
-喂 -你们在哪儿 - Hello? - Where are you guys?
我得走下山吗 Could I walk down to the mountains?
这小山丘啥时候变这么大座山了 When does the hill became a mountain? It just happened.
我冷死了 I'm so cold.
你谁啊 Who is that?
我的天 迪克挂了 Oh my God! Dirk is dead.
迪克挂了 Dirk is dead!
我所知的头号智者 Smartest guy I knew.