看見那個滿懷抱負的模特沒 See that aspiring model there?
那就是我 黛比 直到我死的那天 That's me -- Deb -- until the day I died.
我以為我會直接上天堂 I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
但是出了點小亂子 but there was a bit of a mix-up,
結果我在別人的軀體中醒來 and I woke up in someone else's body.
所以現在 我成了簡 So now I'm Jane,
一名擁有個人助理的超忙律師 A super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
我有了新的生活 新的衣著 I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
而唯一知道真相的人 and the only people who really know what's going on with me
是我的閨蜜史黛西 還有我的守護天使保羅 are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Paul.
我一直覺得世間萬事必有其因 I used to think everything happened for a reason.
好吧 我真希望我沒想錯 Now, I sure hope I was right.
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瞧 歐文和格雷森在這呢 Oh, look, Owen and Grayson are here.
格雷森 格雷森 Grayson! Grayson!
天吶 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
我在哪裏 Where am I?
格雷森 你在醫院 Grayson, you're in the hospital.
你還記得發生了什麼事嗎 Do you remember what happened?
我男朋友要向我求婚 My boyfriend is gonna propose,
我不應該知道這件事 and I'm not supposed to know about it...
-恭喜 -謝謝 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
-格雷森 出什麼事了 -子彈碎片栓塞 - Grayson. What's happening? - The bulleme embolized
堵住了肺動脈 and blocked the pulmonary artery.
他出現了室顫 He's in v-fib.
好 現在貼上電擊片 All right. Put the pads on now.
幫他翻身朝向我 Roll him towards me.
準備360伏電擊 Charging the 360.
-離手了嗎 -離手 - All clear? - Clear.
電擊 Shock.
-心搏停止 -檢查脈搏 - Asystole. - Check for pulse.
無跡象 Negative.
沒有脈搏 No pulse.
我宣佈病人死亡 I'm calling it.
死亡時間 下午5點17分 Time of death -- 5:17 P.M.
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親愛的 你行李收拾好了嗎 Sweetie, have you packed yet?
我不和你去倫敦了 史黛西 I'm not going to London with you, Stacy.
我做不到 I just...can't do it.
格雷森下葬之後 You haven't left the house for seven days
你已經七天沒出門了 since Grayson's funeral.
我回床上去睡了 I'm going back to bed.
別 簡 聽著 No, Jane. Listen.
這時候 我知道什麼對你最好 Right now, I know what's best for you.
史黛西 你該和歐文在一起 策劃你們的婚禮 Stacy, you should be with Owen, planning your wedding.
帶你出去散心是歐文的主意 Taking you out of town was Owen's idea.
他也很擔心你 He's worried about you, too.
勸不動我 你是不會罷休的對吧 You're not gonna give up, are you?
這是我從你這個閨蜜身上學來的 It's something I learned from my best friend.
好吧 拿你沒轍 Okay. Fine.
好 Okay.
翻譯：非燕 七個柚子醬 DustD ellaxinxin 餓得慌
時間軸：SumenQ 糖不甩 校對&後期&總監：餓得慌
我要和你談談格雷森的事 I need to talk to you about Grayson.
有什麼好說的 What is there to say?
歐文 他是我的好友 Owen, he was a dear friend to me,
可我們不能讓他的死拖垮公司 but we can't let his death take down the firm.
金 Kim.
他是律所下一任合夥人 而現在... He was next in line for partner, and now...
他不在了 He's gone.
而實際上 簡也不來上班了 And for all practical purposes, Jane is, too.
我們需要雇一個新人 We need to make a new hire.
天吶 你聽到你講的話了嗎 Oh, my god. Do you hear what you're saying?
聽到了 I do.
現在我要你聽我的 我們是合夥人 And now I need you to hear me. We're partners.
如果我們不填補這個空缺 律所就會出問題 And if we can't fill the void, the firm is in trouble,
這點你知道的 and you know that.
我們必須清空他的辦公室 然後找人替他 We have to clean out his office and find a replacement.
你知道我做得對 You know I'm right.
金 你辦公室有個帶著木偶的男人 Kim, there's a man with a puppet in your office.
我知道 這是我十點要見的客戶 Yeah, I know. It's my 10:00.
我得走了 I got to go.
很高興見到你 So nice to meet you.
那我呢 別和他說話 Hey, what about me? Don't talk to him.
他只是我雇的幫手 He's just my hired hand.
米基 別這樣 很抱歉 Micky, please. I am so sorry.
米基昨晚沒睡飽 Micky didn't get enough sleep last night.
好的 你電話裏說 Okay. Uh, on the phone, you mentioned
你和KB航空有點糾紛 that you were having some sort of problem with KB Airlines?
我和米基在全國各地演出 Micky and I perform all over the country.
我不再"寄送"米基了 I no longer "Bag check" Micky
因為十年前 他們把他弄丟了 because, well, 10 years ago, they lost him.
我沒有被弄丟 我是去了地獄 Oh, I wasn't lost. I was in hell!
也或許是去了底特律 Or maybe it was Detroit.
我總是把這兩個地方搞混 Uh, I always get those two mixed up.
我再也不想聽到"讓我檢查一下你的行李"了 I never want to hear the words "Let me check your bag" again
除非下一句是"轉過頭去咳嗽" unless it's followed by "Turn your head and cough."
花了兩天時間才把米基找回來 It took two days to get Micky back.
從那時起 我的演出合同里就明確要求 And ever since then, it is in my venue contract
米基要有自己的票和座位 that Micky gets his own ticket and his own seat.
這是那些小氣鬼起碼能做的事 It's the least those cheap bastards can do.
十年前 這些事發生後 Well, 10 years ago, when all this happened,
我把米基加進了KB航空的飛行常客計劃 I enrolled Micky under KB Airlines' frequent flyer program
登記的名字是米基·伍德黑德 under the name Micky Woodhead.
只要我一直給他買票 And they always gave him his points
他們就一直給他積分 as long as I kept buying him a seat.
好了 把信給她看 Okay. Show her the letter.
對對 只是昨天 Yeah, yeah. So, only yesterday,
我們收到了這家航空公司寄給我們的信 we get this letter from the airlines telling us
說我們違反了 that we're in violation
KB航空的飛行常客計劃規定 of KB Airlines' frequent flyer program.
他們把你們的賬號都取消了 They've cancelled both of your accounts.
那可是兩百多萬英里的里程啊 That's over 2 million miles.
聽著 問題是 Look, the thing is,
我和米基終於可以開始用這些里程數 Micky and I finally started using those miles
來周遊世界了 to travel the world.
幫幫我們 女超人 你是我們唯一的希望 Help us, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope.
看來航空公司會辯稱你為米基建立的賬戶 It sounds like the airline is gonna argue that your creation
構成了詐騙罪 of an account for...Micky constitutes fraud.
不如我和KB航空安排一次會面 So why don't I set up a meeting with KB Airlines
我們看看能不能把你們倆的賬戶都要回來 and we'll see about getting both of your accounts back?
那或許你和我能找個地方共進浪漫晚餐 Then maybe you and me can have dinner somewhere romantic?
好棒 Yeah.
你很可愛 不過我不和客戶或道具約會 You're cute, but I don't date clients or...props.
簡 你來這裏幹什麼 Jane. Uh, w-what are you doing here?
你應該在和史黛西去機場的路上才對 You're supposed to be on your way to the airport with Stacy.
我把護照落在桌上了 I left my passport in my desk.
你現在怎麼樣 How are you holding up?
我沒事 I-I'm...Fine.
想聊聊嗎 Do you need to talk?
-我還沒準備好 -好的 - I'm not ready. - Sure.
什麼 你在幹什麼 What? What the hell are you doing?
歐文讓我清理格雷森的辦公室 Uh, Owen asked me to clean out Grayson's office.
我不知道你會來 I didn't know you were gonna be here.
這樣不行 This is not okay.
我會整理格雷森的東西 不許其他人碰 I will go through Grayson's things. No one else.
得等到我旅行回來 And it can wait until I get back from my trip.
抱歉 我覺得這樣會更容易些 I'm sorry. I-I thought this would be easier.
打斷一下 我是佩妮·霍布斯 Excuse me. I'm Penny Hobbs.
我找格雷森·肯特 I'm looking for Grayson Kent.
他是我誹謗案的代理律師 He's representing me in my defamation case.
沒事吧 Is everything okay?
格裏森上周遇害了 Grayson was...killed last week.
天吶 Oh, god.
我會聯繫法院延期訴訟 We'll contact the court and get a continuance.
好的 請節哀 Of course. I'm so sorry.
這樣吧 佩妮 我們不需要延期訴訟 You know what, Penny? We don't need a continuance.
我來做你的代理律師 I'll represent you.
抱歉 你是誰 I'm -- I'm sorry. Who are you?
我是簡·賓格溫 我是這間律所的合夥人 I'm Jane Bingum. I'm a partner here.
我還是格雷森的女友 And I...was Grayson's girlfriend.
佩妮 你可以去接待室等一下嗎 Penny, would you mind waiting in reception
我們要先溝通一下 and give us just one minute?
好的 Of course.
保羅 Paul!
我告訴過你打電話給法庭書記員 I thought I told you to call the court clerks
通知他們格雷森過世了 and notify them about Grayson
這樣他們就能通知他的客戶了 so they could notify his clients.
我打給書記長了 I called the first clerk.
可我說不出口 But I couldn't get the words out.
-我當時太傷心了 -打斷一下 - I was too emotional. - Excuse me.
保羅 你能把檔案盒拿到我的辦公室嗎 Paul, can you put the box in my office?
我要去和我的客戶溝通了 And I'm gonna go speak to my client.
不不 不不不 No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
你現在的狀態不能工作 You are in no condition to work.
格雷森把這整個案子都給我說過了 Grayson told me all about this case.
這案子對他很重要 所以對我也很重要 It was important to him, so it's important to me.
我瞭解最新情況 I'm up to speed.
-你瞭解最新情況嗎 -對 - You're up to speed? - Yes.
幾個月前 佩妮的弟弟 A few months ago, Penny's younger brother was killed
被醉酒司機湯姆·傑瑟普撞死了 when his car was broadsided by Tom Jessup, a drunk driver.
多虧了湯姆的高價律師 Now, thanks to Tom's high-priced attorney,
他被無罪釋放了 並且不用坐一天的牢 he was acquitted and never spent a single day in prison.
現在他狀告佩妮索要三百萬的誹謗賠償 Now he is suing Penny for $3 million for defamation.
醉酒司機控告死者的姐姐 The drunk driver is suing the victim's sister?
對 佩妮因為湯姆謀殺卻逍遙法外而生氣 Yes. Penny was upset that Tom literally got away with murder,
於是她決定採取措施 and she decided she had to do something.
佩妮是一位程序員 Penny's a computer programmer,
於是她黑進了湯姆僱主的網站 so she hacked into Tom's employer's website
在員工名錄裏湯姆的名字旁 and posted the word "Murderer" next to Tom's name
貼上了"兇手"這個詞 in the employee directory.
現在他要告她了 Now he's suing her.
聽著 歐文 Listen, Owen...
我需要為格雷森做她的代理律師 I need to represent her for Grayson.
你說什麼都阻止不了我 There's nothing you can say that can stop me.
我在出租車裏等了簡二十分鐘 I've been waiting in the cab for 20 minutes for Jane.
-她在哪裏 -見客戶 - Where is she? - Meeting with a client.
不不不 我們要去倫敦 No, no, no. We're going to London.
抱歉 她在幫格雷森的一個客戶 I'm sorry. She's helping one of Grayson's clients.
這是他死後 It's the first time
她頭一次看上去對一件事感興趣 she's looked interested in anything since he died.
那就是好事咯 Oh. Well, then it's a good thing,
不過我還巴望著參觀真正的唐頓莊園呢 although I was looking forward to seeing the real Downton Abbey.
失陪 Excuse me.
歐文 Owen.
你真在吃甜甜圈嗎 Are you seriously eating a doughnut?
我壓力太大了 I'm stressed out.
吃甜甜圈有用嗎 Is that doughnut helping?
我覺得可能有用 I think it might be, yeah.
歐文 我們說好的 你戒掉垃圾食品 Owen, we had a deal. You give up empty calories,
我放棄給雙胞胎買搭配的衣服 I give up buying matching outfits for the twins.
我意志薄弱 史黛西 I'm a weak man, Stacy.
我想讓你為了孩子健康一些 I want you to be healthy for the babies.
我今晚就去健身房 好嗎 I'll go to the gym tonight. Hmm?
自從你讀了那篇跟淋浴真菌有關的文章 Ever since you read that story on shower fungus,
就一直很怕去健身房 you've been terrified of the gym.
有可能會導致截肢啊 You could lose a foot.
謝謝關心 Thanks for caring.
既然你的報告在處理中了 Now that your paperwork is processed,
你會接受評估 以確定下一步的安排 you'll be evaluated to determine the next step.
對不起 可發生了什麼 I'm sorry, but what's going on?
-你死了 -不 我才沒有 - You died. - No, I didn't.
我是中槍了 可是子彈並沒有打死我 I mean, I was shot, but the bullet didn't kill me.
子彈移動並進入了你的血液 The bullet shifted and entered your bloodstream.
那不是醫生的失誤 It wasn't the doctor's fault
如果你希望親屬可以起訴 就放棄吧 in case you're hoping your relatives can sue.
這不可能 This can't be happening.
你的監督員會解釋一切 Your supervisor will explain everything.
這兒有人嗎 Anyone here?
對不起 I'm sorry.
我彎下腰去繫鞋帶才發現我穿的是船鞋 I bent down to tie my shoe and realized I was wearing loafers!
-天哪 你是格雷森 - 我認識你嗎 - Oh, my god, you're Grayson. - Do I know you?
不不 你怎麼會認識我呢 N-no. No. Why -- why would you...know me?
很高興認識你 我是弗雷德 Um, nice to meet you. I'm Fred.
格雷森 很抱歉你會在這裏 Grayson, I am so sorry you're here.
你看起來很眼熟 我們見過嗎 You seem familiar. Have we met?
沒有 N-no.
我是說 即使我曾經 I mean, even if I had been
在地球上當過某人的守護天使 somebody's guardian angel on earth
然後我們在那段時間裏見過面 and we had just happened to have met during that time,
你關於我的記憶也已經完全清除了 your memory would have been completely wiped clean of me.
只是說說 Just saying.
我覺得著一定是有什麼誤會 Look. I-I think there's been some sort of mistake here.
我很健康 I mean, I'm healthy.
我們不會犯錯誤 We don't make mistakes.
我在重新審查你的人生 Wow. I'm reviewing your life,
很高興看到你 and I am delighted to see
打算向簡求婚 that you were planning on proposing to Jane.
她是個了不起的人 She's an amazing human.
-你認識簡嗎 - 不認識 - You know Jane? - No. No.
我只是 在讀檔案 It just -- I'm reading the file,
這上面還說你跟史黛西是朋友 which also says you were friends with a, uh, S-S-Stacy?
她怎麼樣 H-how is -- how is she?
-很好 她準備結婚了 -什麼 - Good. She's getting married. - What?!
我猜你也不認識史黛西對嗎 I'm guessing you don't know Stacy, either?
不 我怎麼可能認識她 No. How could I possibly know her?
我只是個入口監督員 I'm just an intake supervisor.
不管怎樣 Uh, anyway.
如果準備好了 我很樂意送你轉世 Uh, if you're ready, I am happy to show you to your afterlife.
不 我不想轉世 Oh, no. I'm not going to the afterlife.
這一世還沒有結束呢 I'm not done with this life.
是的 我們經常聽到這個說法 Yes, we get this a lot,
特別是從年輕律師嘴裏 especially from young lawyers.
請別見怪 但是律師 No offense, but attorneys
總是認為自己特別了不起 tend to think awfully high of themselves.
大廳另一頭有個休息廳 Uh, there is a lounge down the hall.
那兒有咖啡和藍莓麥芬 They serve coffee and blueberry muffins.
你慢慢考慮 Take all the time you need.
等你準備好繼續了 And when you are ready to move on,
再回來找我 You just come on back and see me.
我方委託人 佩妮·霍布斯 My client, Penny Hobbs,
黑入了湯姆·傑瑟普公司的通訊錄 hacked into Tom Jessup's corporate directory
在他的名字旁插入了"兇手"這個詞 and inserted the word "murderer" next to his name.
我們對此不予爭辯 We don't dispute that.
但事實可為誹謗罪做出完全辯護 But truth is a complete defense for defamation.
陪審團認為湯姆 And the fact that the jury found
在車禍致死案中無罪 that Tom was not guilty of vehicular homicide
與陪審團認為 is not the same thing
湯姆是無辜的並不是一個概念 as the jury saying that Tom was innocent.
他的律師愚弄了司法系統 His lawyer played the system.
別讓他愚弄了你們 Don't let him play you.
反對 Objection.
請注意言行 賓格溫女士 Watch yourself, Miss Bingum.
好的 Of course.
那位男士說服法官基於所謂的校準誤差 That man convinced a judge to throw out a breathalyzer report
否決了一份呼氣酒精測量報告 based on a claimed calibration error.
但在那份報告中 But, see, that report showed
湯姆的血液酒精含量是0.18 that Tom's blood alcohol content was .18,
遠超過了法律的限制 well over the legal limit.
湯姆逃脫了謀殺罪 And Tom got away with murder.
我方委託人沒有誹謗湯姆 My client didn't defame Tom.
她只是揭露了事實 She exposed the truth
即使我們的司法系統不承認這一點 Even when our justice system failed to recognize it.
我請求你們做出正確的裁決 I'm asking you to do the right thing here.
支持我方委託人 Find in favor of my client,
一位正在 a woman who...
為自己弟弟哀悼的女性 is grieving for her brother.
你的航空公司十幾年來從未拒絕 Since your airline has been accepting my client's money
接受我方委託人的付款 for over a decade without objection,
你們在法律上被禁止反稱 you're legally estopped from claiming
葛林先生將米基納入項目 that Mr. Gerlin committed any sort of fraud
是一種欺詐 by enrolling Micky in the program.
是的 女士 你們被禁止翻供 That's right, lady. You be estopped.
雖然不確定那是什麼意思 但我喜歡 Not sure what that means, but I like it.
聽起來挺下流的 It sounds dirty.
我們取消葛林先生的里程不是因為欺詐 We're not revoking Mr. Gerlin's miles due to fraud
或因為米基不是真人 or even because micky's not a human being,
而是因為他們違反了我們的行為準則 But rather for violating our conduct policy.
-我沒搞明白 -是啊 我覺得好無聊 - I'm confused. - Yeah, and I'm bored.
兩位女士為什麼不用老辦法解決這些問題呢 Why don't you two ladies settle this the old-fashioned way,
果凍摔跤 Jell-o wrestling?
好吧好吧 布丁也可以 Okay, fine. We can make it pudding.
葛林先生和米基很無禮 Mr. Gerlin and Micky are offensive
並且騷擾了其他乘客 and they've harassed passengers.
這都被我們的空乘人員記錄 It's all documented by our flight attendants
在這份事故報告中 in this incident report.
這裏有二十多條投訴 There's over 20 complaints here.
米基和我會跟其他乘客開玩笑 Micky and I have fun with other passengers,
但我們並非有意冒犯別人 but we never meant to offend anyone.
這份報告是航空公司員工寫的 This report was prepared by airline employees
並不是真正的乘客 是嗎 and not actual passengers, correct?
是的 沒錯 Yes, that's right.
好的 我們法庭見 Good. We'll see you in court.
我正在想你呢 I was just thinking about you.
是嗎 我也正在想你呢 Really? Because I was just thinking about you.
我給你帶了份禮物 I brought you a gift.
是個健身手環 It's a fit clip.
什麼健身手環 A fit clip?
它會衡量你的健康狀況 每一步 每一卡路里 It measures your fitness -- every step, every calorie --
然後把結果發送到我的手機 and then it sends it to my phone.
它是怎麼做到的 How the heck does it do that?
電腦魔法或是微型健身機器人 Computer magic or tiny fitness robots.
我不知道 無論何時你想要偷懶 I don't know. So, whenever you're feeling lazy,
只要記得 我在監督你 just remember -- mama is watching.
這太可笑了 This is ridiculous.
這樣吧 How about this?
每次你達到四英里的時候 Every time you hit the 4-mile mark,
-我們就做你喜歡的那件事 -什麼事 - we'll do that thing you like. - What thing?
健身手環萬歲 Long live the fit clip.
庭審怎麼樣 How was court?
陪審團很有同情心 Well, the jury was sympathec.
但沒了呼氣酒精測量報告 我需要某個物證 But without the breathalyzer, I need some physical evidence
至少表明湯姆喝醉了 that at least suggests Tom was drunk.
所以 So...
索托和加勒漢的婚禮在新港灣酒店舉行
天哪 Oh, god.
怎麼了 What is it?
是婚禮公告 It's, uh, a wedding announcement
在新港灣酒店 from the Newport Cove Hotel.
索托和加勒漢的婚禮在新港灣酒店舉行
格雷森知道我想在那兒結婚 Grayson knew that I wanted to get married there.
所以我猜他一定是把這個從報紙上剪下來 So he must have cut this out of the paper, I-I guess,
然後跟文件混在一起了 and it got mixed up with the files.
真抱歉 I'm sorry.
安道爾的茱莉婭公主就是在那兒舉行的婚禮 You know that princess Julia of Andora got married there?
我和格雷森在看洩露給八卦網的 And Grayson and I were watching the footage of the reception,
婚禮視頻時 which was leaked to TMZ,
我說 這是舉行婚禮的完美場地 And I said, "What a perfect spot for a wedding."
抱歉 Excuse me.
你好 我是簡 This is Jane.
天哪 Oh, my god.
好的 我馬上過去 Okay. I-I'll be right there.
-別跟任何人交談 -出什麼事了 - Don't talk to anyone. - What happened?
我的委託人因刑事黑客行為被逮捕了 My client was arrested for criminal hacking.
她在監獄裏 She's in jail.
法官大人 KB航空公司沒有理由 Your honor, kB airlines has no basis
取消我方委託人的里程 to void my client's miles.
正如事故報告中所記錄的 Our passengers were offended,
我們的乘客遭到冒犯 as documented in the incident report.
那份事故報告由空乘人員撰寫 That incident report was filled out by flight attendants.
我們可以提供真正旅客的證詞 We can provide live testimony from actual passengers.
好的 我們來聽聽吧 Great. Let's get to it.
永原女士 我的委託人對您說過什麼嗎 Ms. Nagahara, did my client say anything to you?
是的 我跟格雷格說我來自夏威夷 Yes. I told Greg that I'm from Hawaii,
米基問我他能不能"上"我 and Micky asked if he could "lei" me.
[lei在夏威夷指花環]
你感到被冒犯了嗎 Were you offended?
沒有 那很搞笑 No! It was hilarious.
我走到格雷格面前 I approached Greg
跟他說我看過五次他的表演 and told him I'd seen his show five times.
之後米基問 他們是否能將飛行電影投映到我頭上 And Micky asked if they could project the in-flight movie off my head?
-你感覺被侮辱了嗎 -不 完全沒有 - And were you insulted? - Oh, no. Not at all.
我有機會跟米基說話 高興還來不及 I got a chance to talk to Micky.
米基問我他能不能坐在我的腿上 Micky asked if he could sit on my lap
[wood在俚語中指erect penis]
我好摸摸他的"木頭" so I could feel his wood.
你被他這種明顯的性騷擾冒犯到了嗎 Were you offended at his overt sexual harassment?
當然沒有 Oh, hell no.
我希望我的丈夫也能這樣 I wish my husband treated me that way.
訊問完畢 Nothing further.
你真的要起訴我的委託人有刑事黑客行為嗎 Are you seriously charging my client with criminal hacking?
賓格溫小姐 佩妮攻破了一家 Miss Bingum, Penny breached the firewall
財富五百強企業的防火牆 of a Fortune 500 company
並且她在法庭上也承認了自己的罪行 and she admitted her crime in open court...
或者說是你替她承認的 Or, I should say, you did that for her.
你說什麼呢 What are you talking about?
你告訴陪審團 You told the jury
佩妮黑入了湯姆公司的通訊錄 that Penny hacked into Tom's corporate directory.
我申請最高刑期 三年監禁 I'm asking for the maximum sentence, three years in prison.
得了吧 佩妮在為自己死去的弟弟哀悼 Oh, come on. Penny's grieving for her dead brother.
她仍然違反了法律 She still violated the law.
你能至少接受通過協商來從輕起訴嗎 Are you at least open to making a deal?
我打幾通電話聯繫一下 然後再跟你反饋 I'll make some calls. I'll get back to you.
葛林先生 你會取笑別人嗎 Mr. Gerlin, do you make fun of people?
我們和別人同樂 這是有區別的 We have fun with people. There is a difference.
在你所乘坐的航班上是否有任何乘客 And did any of the passengers on any of your flights
-向你抱怨過你的言論呢 -沒有 - complain to you about your comments? - No.
我們飛往俄亥俄時 Actually, there was some complaints
確實有人抱怨說 about Greg's flatulence
格雷格腸胃脹氣 when we were flying over Ohio.
他的肚子不僅會發聲 還能釋放其它東東哦 His voice isn't the only thing he can throw.
說到這個 法官大人 當你在袍子下放屁時 Speaking of which, your honor, when you fart under that robe,
你會不會像熱氣球一樣飄到天花板啊 do you float up to the ceiling like a hot air balloon?
好了 我聽得差不多了 All right. I've heard enough.
身處社會 我們有時太把自己當回事了 As a society, we sometimes take ourselves too seriously.
格雷格的行為沒有惡意 所以我判航空公司 Greg's act is harmless, which is why I'm ordering the airline
在恢復他兩個賬號的同時 to restore both of his accounts
返還其所有里程數 with the full balance of his miles.
卡斯維小姐 你該給你的委託人看看這個 Miss Kaswell, you might want to share this with your client.
這是航空公司新的手提行李政策 It's a copy of the airline's new carry-on policy.
不允許攜帶超過24英吋的玩偶進入客艙 No puppets over 24 inches permitted in the cabin?
你在逗我吧 You've got to be kidding me.
這項規矩完全不合情理 There's no rational basis for this rule.
1978年的《航空解除管製法》 The 1978 Airline Deregulation Act
賦予了我們自由決定權 gives us broad discretion
我們可以隨意制定任何規矩 to promulgate any rule we want
只要不危及航空安全即可 So long as air safety's not compromised.
我們能不能向法官反映一下 Could we bring it up to the judge?
可以 但是航空公司不受國家監管 You could, but the airline's immune from state oversight.
如果格雷格想讓米基乘坐我們的航班 If Greg wants Micky to fly on our airline,
就和行李待在一起吧 It gets checked with the luggage.
你在公開法庭上承認了客戶的黑客行為 You admitted in open court that your client committed hacking?
我把注意力完全放在民事訴訟上 I was so focused on the civil case,
我都沒考慮過潛在的刑事牽連 I didn't even consider potential criminal implications.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我很傷心 想讓格雷森驕傲 I was upset and I wanted to do Grayson proud,
而現在卻徹底搞砸了 And now I've just messed everything up.
抱歉 助理地方檢察官辦公室來電了 Excuse me. Um, the A.D.A.'s office called.
他們向佩妮提出了條件 They're offering a deal for Penny.
以一年監禁換取主動認罪 One year in prison in exchange for pleading guilty.
謝謝 Thank you.
我覺得你應該勸你的客戶接受認罪條件 I think you should encourage your client to take the plea.
我會的 I-I will.
如果你想讓我接手民事案件 就直說 If you want me to take over the civil case, I can step in.
好 我覺得這主意不錯 Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
我不知道接這個案子是要證明什麼 I don't know what I was trying to prove by taking this case.
我只是覺得 如果我能贏 I just thought... if I could somehow win,
那肯定會讓格雷森 高興 it would make Grayson...happy.
但他已經走了 But he's gone.
過來 Come here.
他們以一年監禁為條件 They offering one year in prison,
交換你主動承認黑客罪行 in exchange for pleading guilty to criminal hacking.
這有悖常理 我進了監獄而湯姆卻沒有 It is just so wrong that I am in jail and Tom is free.
怎麼會這樣呢 How can that happen?
我真的很抱歉 佩妮 I'm so sorry, Penny.
我真不應該承認你黑了那家網站 I never should have admitted that you hacked the site.
我從來沒想隱藏我所做的事 I never tried to hide what I did.
不管怎樣 昨天我沒幫到你 Regardless... I didn't help you yesterday,
所以我決定不再做你的代理律師 which is why I am gonna step away from representing you
-為你的誹謗案辯護 -不要 簡 - in your defamation case. - No! Jane --
我們的主理合夥人會接手工作 My managing partner is gonna step in.
你會得到專業的幫助 You'll be in excellent hands.
沒人能比你更瞭解我的經歷 Nobody understands what I am going through better than you.
失去格雷森 Losing Grayson has...
讓我失去了做一名合格律師的能力 impacted my ability to be effective counsel.
我很抱歉 佩妮 真心的 I'm so sorry, Penny. I really am.
金 新聞上傳瘋了 Kim! It's all over the news.
什麼傳瘋了 What's all over the news?
你的客戶 格雷格·葛林 在洛杉磯機場 Your client, Greg Gerlin, was arrested at LAX
因違反《美國殘疾人法案》而被捕了 for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act.
他給米基穿上"服務人偶"的背心登了機 He boarded a plane with Micky wearing a "service dummy" vest.
真是個白癡 What an idiot.
是啊 他說米基是他的導盲人偶 Yeah, he claims that Micky is his seeing-eye dummy
並堅持要航空公司讓他倆都登機 and insisted that they both be let on to the plane.
我現在有兩個傻瓜[人偶]客戶了 Well, now I have two dummies for clients.
我得走了 I got to go.
你瘋了嗎 假裝成殘疾人 Are you crazy? Pretending to be handicapped
就為了帶個玩偶上飛機 just so you could bring your puppet on the plane?
真有趣 你居然沒回嘴 Interesting. For once, you don't have a retort.
這一切對你來說只是個笑話嗎 Is everything just one big joke to you?
聽著 我...我很抱...抱歉 Look. I-I'm s-s-s-sorry.
沒有...米米...基 我沒法...說話 I can't...talk... with-out...M-m-mic-ky.
你是認真的嗎 Are you serious?
幸好你終於過來了 Oh, thank god you finally got here.
那個證據室就跟奧茲國似的 That evidence room was like Oz!
有個叫巴布的短管散彈鎗 I mean, a sawed-off shotgun named Bubba
想讓我當他老婆 tried to make me his wife.
好吧 這是怎麼回事 Okay. What's going on?
我... Look. I've...
我自小就有這口吃問題 I've had this stutter since I was a kid.
我去看了一位語言病理學家 I-I went to a speech pathologist,
然後他在治療中用了玩偶 很有效 and -- and he used puppets in his therapy, and it worked.
我發現只要我和玩偶一起工作 I found that as long as I was working with a puppet,
我的口吃就好了 my impediment went away.
你怎麼看 How do you like that?
我們倆之中 我居然是正常的那個 Of the two of us, I'm the normal one.
這種癥狀叫做選擇性緘默癥 The condition is called selective mutism.
所以 你從沒有試圖戒掉玩偶嗎 So, you never weaned yourself off the puppet?
抱歉 Uh, excuse me.
我們喜歡被稱為人偶形美國人 We prefer to be called mannequin Americans.
沒有 我沒試過 Uh, no, I never did.
實際上 我還用它成就了事業 I...Actually, I made a career out of it.
而且最棒的是 我和米基根本不用分開 And the great thing is, me and Micky never have to be apart.
報警吧 我並不是自願的 Call the police. I'm not a willing participant.
這太好了 This is good.
我可以讓法官撤銷刑事訴訟 I can get the criminal charges dropped
因為你真的有殘疾 because you actually have a disability,
也就是說航空公司不能阻止你 Which means the airline can't keep you
帶著米基登機 from bringing Micky on board.
我會向法庭遞交請願書 I'll file a petition with the court
將米基認可為語言輔助裝置 and we'll get Micky recognized as a fluency device.
-這不可能 -為什麼 - That is not gonna happen. - Why?
我不想被人看作口吃腹語師 I don't want to be known as the stuttering ventriloquist.
格雷格 我可以讓法官撤銷本案 Greg, I can get this case dropped.
肯定還有別的辦法 There has to be another way.
我 I...
可以試試提出選擇性起訴 could try to argue selective prosecution.
請用玩偶和國會議員 Uh, explain that so that a dummy
能聽懂的語言解釋一下 or a member of congress could understand it.
你是個腹語師 米基是玩偶 Look, you are a ventriloquist. Micky is your puppet.
是人偶形美國人 Mannequin American!
他是你謀生的工具 He's the tool of your trade.
我要查清楚航空公司 I need to find out if the airline
是否允許其他專業人員 is allowing other professionals
帶著他們的謀生工具登機 to bring the tools of their trade onboard
即便那些工具是否違反航空公司政策 even if those tools violate airline policy.
我讓法官下令證據開示 I'll have the judge order discovery
然後我們再想辦法 and we'll go from there.
歐文對有氧運動很上心 Owen is rocking his cardio.
根據他的健身手環賬號顯示 According to his fit clip account,
他過去一小時裏就消耗了412卡路里 he just burned 412 calories in the past hour.
我敢說那個應用的本意 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the purpose of that app
不是讓你來監視他的 is not for you to spy on him.
他的卡路里指針又動了 Ah! His calorie-burn meter just spiked again.
他簡直瘋了 He is a maniac!
他為什麼要這麼賣力 Why is he working so hard?
因為 我告訴他我會... Oh, well, because... I told him that I would...
你真會這麼做嗎 Would you do that?
我會啊 I would.
格雷森會很高興看到你笑的 Aw. Grayson would be happy you're laughing.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.
這都是些什麼東西 What's all this stuff?
格雷森辦公室裏的東西 Uh, Grayson's things from the office.
你看 Look.
法律比格犬籃球賽獎盃 A Legal Beagles basketball trophy?
是啊 Yeah.
新港灣酒店 Oh, the Newport Cove Hotel.
那不是茱莉亞公主結婚的地方嗎 Isn't that where princess Julia got married?
我想格雷森是在考慮在這家酒店 I think that Grayson was considering this hotel
跟我結婚 for our wedding.
這張肯定是和其他案件的材料搞混了 The clipping must have gotten mixed up in case files.
新港灣酒店絕對是個好地方 Well, the Newport Cove Hotel is the perfect venue.
但今年這個時候可不適合 But not at this time of year.
為什麼 你什麼意思 Why? What do you mean?
有對情侶一月結婚 This couple got married in January.
我去過那裏 Brr! I have been there,
微風從海面直接吹來 and the breeze comes right off the ocean.
看看這位可憐的新娘 她沒戴胸罩 Look at the poor bride. She didn't wear a bra.
我知道 I know.
真是太三俗了 It is so tacky.
所以上帝發明了乳貼 That's why god invented nipple covers.
等一下 史黛西 Wait a minute, Stacy.
婚禮的日期是一月十五日 The day of the wedding was January 15th.
與我的客戶弟弟被殺是同一晚 That's the same night my client's brother was killed.
真是個奇怪的巧合 That's a weird coincidence.
我不覺得是巧合 I don't think that it is.
格雷森 要轉世了嗎 Grayson, ready to move on?
不 首先我有些問題 No. First, I have some questions.
你好像很瞭解史黛西 黛比 簡還有我 You seem to know a lot about Stacy, Deb, Jane, me.
我直覺很敏銳 I'm very intuitive.
我最先知道查茲·波諾被放錯了身體 I knew we put Chaz Bono in the wrong body before anybody else.
別演了 弗雷德 Cut the act, Fred.
簡告訴我她上來過 然後按了返回按鈕 Jane told me she was up here and she pressed a "Return" Button.
你對我有所隱瞞 You know more than you're letting on.
好吧 你看 Okay. Look.
事實上 當黛比借助簡的身體回到地球時 Um, the truth is when Deb went back to earth in Jane's body,
我當了她一陣子的守護天使 I was her guardian angel for a little while.
我被迫接受這份工作是因為我搞砸了 It was a job that post on me because I screw up
讓她按到了返回按鈕 and let her press the return button.
我想看看那個按鈕 I'd like to see that button.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
就在不久前 他們把所有的返回按鈕 Just recently, they removed all of the "Return" buttons
從鍵盤上移除了 from the computer keyboards.
你知道想打字沒有返回按鈕 Do you realize how hard it is to type
有多麼難受嗎 without a "Return" button?
天啊 我得回到地球上去 Oh, god. I need to get back to earth.
我得回到簡的身邊 I need to get back to Jane.
我很抱歉 格雷森 I'm sorry, Grayson.
我希望能幫到你 但是你得轉世了 I wish I could help you, but...you have to move on.
公告上的日期是一月十五日 The date on the announcement is January 15th.
就是湯姆害死佩妮弟弟的那晚 That's the same night Tom killed Penny's brother.
格雷森是特意把剪報放在這個文件夾裏的 Grayson put this clipping in the file on purpose.
我調查了一下 I've been doing a little research.
發現新娘是湯姆的堂姐 Turns out the bride is Tom's first cousin.
而且聽好了 And get this.
那天跟她結婚的人是岡納·加勒漢 She was getting married to Gunner Callaghan,
警察局長的兒子 the police commissioner's son.
這可是個大人物 Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's huge.
我知道 我本以為湯姆之所以能逍遙法外 I know. See, I thought Tom got away with murder
是因為他的律師在證據上做了文章 because his attorney messed with the evidence.
不過現在看來根本是警方在保護湯姆 But it turns out the police were protecting Tom
並間接地保護了警察局長加勒漢 and protecting indirectly police commissioner Callaghan,
因為湯姆就是在他主辦的婚禮上 who was responsible for throwing the wedding
喝醉了酒 where Tom got drunk.
為什麼我們現在才知道這場婚禮的存在 How is it that we're just hearing about this wedding now?
因為湯姆說車禍發生前 Because Tom said that he was with his girlfriend
他和女朋友在一起吃晚飯 having dinner before the crash.
他對婚禮的事隻字未提 He never mentioned a wedding.
而警方也沒有深入調查 And the police didn't do any digging
因為他們在掩護他 because they were covering for him.
如果你把這件事公開 If you go public,
你將會面對一些十分有權有勢的人 you are gonna be going against some very powerful people.
你以為我會怕嗎 Do you think that scares me?
你當然不會 No, of course not.
你得找個目擊證人 You need to find a witness that will confirm
證明湯姆參加了婚禮 他的不在場證明是騙人的 that Tom was at the wedding, lied about his alibi.
不過鑒於舉行婚禮的是警察局長的兒子 And given that the wedding was for the police commissioner's son,
我想那些賓客未必願意開口 I doubt any of the guests are going to talk.
我也沒想讓那些賓客開口 I don't intend to speak with the guests.
2008年 航空公司允許一位牛仔 In 2008, the airline allowed a cowboy
帶著他的小馬駒搭乘飛機 to travel with a miniature horse
儘管航空公司政策規定"不得攜帶馬匹" even though the airline had a "No horse" policy.
這算是謀生工具嗎 Does that count as a tool of the trade?
-當然算 幹得漂亮 -找得怎麼樣了 - Sure does. Nice work. - How's it going?
我們找到了一位帶著小馬坐飛機的牛仔 We just found a cowboy who travels with a tiny horse.
-還有嗎 -還有一位科學家 - Anything else? -Yeah, a scientist
坐飛機時帶了一台裝著人腦的冰箱 who travels with an ice chest of human brains
儘管航空公司規定 despite the airline's policy
乘飛機時不得攜帶人體組織 against traveling with human tissue.
很好 幾年前 That's good. A couple of years ago,
我坐頭等艙時遇到了智宏大師 I was in first class sitting next to Master Tomahiro.
他是世界頂級的壽司廚師 He's a world-class sushi chef.
航空公司允許他帶著刀坐飛機 The airline let him travel with his knives.
好 我們找到了小馬 人腦和鋒利刀具 All right. We got a tiny horse, human brains, and sharp knives.
去見法官吧 Let's go see the judge.
鑒於航空公司允許了其他專業人士 Given that other professionals have been permitted
帶著他們的謀生工具搭乘飛機 to bring their tools of the trade on to their airplanes,
我們認為KB 航空公司拒絕 we contend that KB Airlines' refusal
讓格雷格帶米基上飛機 to let Micky board with Greg
構成了選擇性起訴 constitutes selective prosecution.
順便問一下 Hey, by the way,
到底什麼是小馬駒 what exactly is a miniature horse,
-我能騎騎看嗎 -閉嘴 米基 - And can I ride one? - Zip it, Micky.
法官大人 卡斯維小姐稱 Your honor, Miss Kaswell suggests
葛林先生是因為某種私怨而被區別對待 that Mr. Gerlin was singled out as part of some vendetta.
-沒錯 -在格雷格和米基 - That's right. - A few minutes
登機前幾分鐘 before Greg and Micky boarded the plane,
格雷格在推特上發了張照片 Greg tweeted a photo
還加了標題"看我的導盲人偶" with the caption "meet my seeing eye dummy."
有一名乘客看到了推文 A flight attendant saw the tweet
就向當局舉報了美國殘疾人法案違規 and reported the A.D.A. violation to the authorities.
即便如此 這種行為也不比 Even so, this is no more egregious
卡斯維小姐提出的那些過分 than what Miss Kaswell presented --
馬 人腦 還有壽司刀 the horse, the brains, the sushi knives.
那些特例之所以被批准 Those exceptions were all permitted
是因為那些乘客事先提出了請求 because those flyers asked for permission in advance.
然而 格雷格不僅沒有提出請求 However, Greg not only failed to ask permission,
還在推特上大肆炫耀他的違規 he flaunted his violation on twitter.
我就說我們應該發到"閱後即焚"網 I told you we should have used Snapchat.
網上照片分享應用 所有照片會在1到10秒內按時自動銷毀
情況我已瞭解 I've heard enough.
我贊成伯克小姐的說法 I agree with Miss Burke.
你應該事先請求批准 You should have asked permission.
對葛林先生的指控保持不變 Charges against Mr. Gerlin will remain in place.
怎麼回事 What the...?
啥 史黛西 怎麼了 Hey! What? Stacy. Hey, what's going on?
根據健身手環的記錄 Well, according to the fit clip,
你現在應該在跑步 並且是快速跑上坡 you're running right now, uphill and fast.
這個...肯定是出了點小故障 Oh, that -- that must be a glitch.
-在哪 -什麼在哪 - Where is it? -Where is what?
你真要讓我如此失望嗎 Do you really want to upset me?
-我可懷著你的孩子呢 -不 - I am carrying your babies! -No.
天啊 Oh, god.
跑十千米真是神清氣爽 Nothing like a 10k to start the afternoon.
你把健身手環給了保羅 You gave the fit clip to Paul?!
我監督的人一直是保羅 I have been monitoring Paul?
我覺得有點對不住這個手環 I-I felt bad for the fit clip.
我想它可能需要點運動 I-I thought it needed some exercise.
那件事你再也別想了 You're never getting the thing again.
不要啊 No!
- 別啊別啊 -不行 - No, no. - No.
那件事是什麼 What's that thing?
我會喜歡嗎 Would I like the thing?
或許我可以幫你做 Maybe I could give you that thing.
有時我也覺得 要是你能幫我 Sometimes I think it'd be easier
那事情就容易多了 可惜你不能 if you could give me that thing, but sadly, you can't.
我聽說在新港灣酒店結婚是你的夢想 I hear it's your dream to be married at the Newport Cove Hotel.
作為這裏的總經理 As general manager,
我很樂意竭誠為你服務 I'm delighted to help in any way that I can.
我今天不是為此而來的 That's not why we're meeting today.
什麼意思 Excuse me?
我是來跟你討論一樁官司的 We're here to discuss a lawsuit.
我代表的是佩妮·霍布斯 她弟弟在一月十五日 I represent Penny Hobbs, whose brother was killed
被參加了加勒漢婚禮的一位賓客害死了 by a guest of the Callaghan wedding on January 15th.
很抱歉 I-I'm sorry.
你應該去找我們的律師談 而不是我 Y-you should be meeting with our lawyers and not me.
不如先聽我說完吧 Why don't you just hear me out?
湯姆·傑瑟普喝的酒是你們酒店提供的 Your hotel served alcohol to Tom Jessup,
所以根據加利福尼亞法律對主辦方的責任追究 making you liable for my client's brother's death
我委託人弟弟的死你們也有責任 under California Host Laws.
我要你提供一位當晚工作的員工 I need you to produce an employee who worked that night
證明湯姆確實喝醉了 to testify that Tom was inebriated.
否則 怎麼說呢 我們就會起訴你 Otherwise, gosh, I don't know, we'll have to file a claim
讓你賠償幾百萬 還不止如此 for millions of dollars and then, well, I don't know.
我們就等著聽陪審團怎麼說吧 I guess we'll just see what a jury has to say.
加勒漢的婚禮上來了很多警察 The Callaghan wedding was attended by a-an ocean of cops.
我不會逼我的員工作不利於警察的證供 And I won't force my employees to speak up against the police.
這樣的話 Well, in that case,
我希望你交出酒店在婚禮時的監視錄像 I'd like all your hotel security footage from the wedding,
包括宴會廳內的 and that includes inside the banquet hall
還有停車場的 and the parking area.
我們從未對外分享過我們的監控錄像 We have never shared our security footage.
得了吧 騙誰呢 Oh, now, come on. That's not even true.
茱莉亞公主結婚的時候 When Princess Julia got married,
你們酒店的人不就把錄像洩露給了八卦網嗎 someone from your hotel leaked that reception footage to TMZ--
我想至少賣了五千吧 反正我是見過了 'cause I totally saw it -- for, I'm guessing, at least $5,000.
我給你的條件比這強多了 My deal is much better.
把錄像"洩露"給我 不然我就告你 Leak the footage to me or I'll sue.
你看著辦吧 It's up to you.
太好了 你回來了 Great. You're back.
我聽人說你想見我 Yeah. I got a message you wanted to see me.
我不會轉世的 現在不會 將來也不會 I'm not moving on. Not now, not tomorrow -- never.
-格雷森 -我不會放棄簡的 - Grayson -- -I'm not giving up on Jane.
很高興聽你這麼說 我也不會 Glad to hear it. Neither am I.
你這是什麼意思 What are you talking about?
作為簡的守護天使 我有時不是那麼稱職 I wasn't always the best guardian angel to Jane.
我愛上了史黛西 Uh, I fell in love with Stacy.
我總是游手好閒 I goofed around a lot,
特別是跟泰麗一起 especially with Teri in the office.
老實說 我有時會把自己的需求看得比簡重 Truth be told, I sometimes put my own needs in front of Jane's
這樣是不對的 And that was wrong.
我相信她會原諒你 I'm sure she forgives you.
也是我跟簡說 I'm also the one who told Jane
如果她聲稱自己是黛比 你一定會覺得她瘋了 that you'd think she was crazy if she claimed to be Deb
如果她想贏回你的心 And that if she ever hoped to get you back,
你愛上的必須是簡 you'd have to fall in love with her as Jane.
我確實愛上了簡 弗雷德 And I did. I love her, Fred.
我知道 I know.
所以我不能讓你去轉世 That's why I'm not letting you move on.
我以為你說過 I-I-I thought you said
已經沒有返回鍵了 there weren't any more "Return" buttons.
我在倉庫裏發現了這個 I found this in storage.
這是最後一個 It was the last one.
上面還有返回鍵 It's still got the button.
我應該會因此被降職 I'll probably get demoted for this.
或者更糟 Or worse.
不過我欠簡的太多了 But...I owe Jane...a lot.
記住 這個鍵你只能按一次 Now, keep in mind, this button is a one-time deal.
他們一發現我的所作所為 They're gonna confiscate this keyboard
就會沒收這個鍵盤 as soon as they found out what I've done.
謝謝 Thank you.
我該怎麼做 So, how does it work?
只要 按下這個鍵就行 Just, uh...press that button.
還有 格雷森 幫我給她一個擁抱 Oh, a-and, Grayson... Uh, give her a hug for me.
恭喜了 社媒先生 由於你發的推特 Well, congratulations, Mr. Socialmedia, thanks to your little tweet,
你很可能得在監獄裏過六個月沒有米基的日子 you'll probably be spending six months in prison without Micky.
既然格雷格去坐牢了 Ooh. While Greg's in the big house,
不如你來跟我玩過家家吧 how about you and me play house?
就我們倆 在加上一匹小馬駒 Just us and the miniature horse.
做你的春秋大夢 玩偶 In your dreams, puppet.
抱歉打斷一下 Sorry to interrupt.
有壞消息 Uh, bad news.
格雷格 航空公司打算殺了你 Greg, the airline's going to kill you.
什麼 What?
我在整理航空公司提供的證據時 I was putting away the airline discovery,
找到了這個名為"暗殺名單"的文件 And I found this document called "The hit list."
暗殺名單耶 Oh, a hit list.
那瑞安·西克萊斯特說不定會對我們有興趣了 Now maybe Ryan Seacrest will pay attention to us.
《美國偶像》主持人
你是怎麼讓他說話的 Hey. How do you get him to talk?
這裏有五千個名字 你的排在第一個 5,000 names and yours is number one.
等等 航空公司為什麼會想殺我 Wait. Why would the airline want to kill me?
這不合理啊 That doesn't make any sense.
這不是傳統意義上的暗殺名單 This isn't a hit list in the traditional sense.
格雷格 我想你並沒有生命危險 And, Greg, I don't think your life is in danger.
而且航空公司給你帶來的麻煩 But I do think your trouble with the airline
很快就會消失無蹤了 is about to fly away.
親愛的 會面情況如何啊 Hey, sweetie. How was your meeting?
我威脅了酒店 Well, I threatened the hotel
就看他們到底怕不怕我了 and now we'll see if they're really scared of me.
你用了簡的"我用眼神殺死你"嗎 Ah, did you give them the old Jane Bingum staredown?
不 我放了黛比的"頭髮甩甩"大招 No, I get them the Deb Dobkins hair flip.
放心吧 他們肯定怕了 Trust me, they're scared.
這是怎麼回事 What's going on?
你不是放棄買搭配的小孩衣服了嗎 I thought you went cold turkey on the baby clothes.
不 因為歐文沒能信守承諾 那個協議取消了 No. That deal's over because Owen couldn't keep his promise.
他沒戴健身手環嗎 He's not wearing the fit clip?
比這更過分 他把手環給了保羅 Worse. He gave it to Paul.
我怎麼能相信一個拿健身手環騙我的男人 How can I trust someone who commits fit clip fraud?
史黛西 誰在乎這些啊 Stacy, who cares?
歐文只不過沒那麼健康而已 Owen's just not a big fitness guy.
我懂 或許我把他逼得太緊了 I understand. And maybe I pushed too hard.
可他騙了我啊 But he lied to me.
所以我決定買一大票搭配的寶寶衣服 So now I intend to buy enough matching baby clothes
一直能穿到孩子們過青春期 to dress our kids through puberty.
史黛西 看開點吧 Stace, let it go.
我看不開 他騙了我 I can't let it go. He tricked me.
是啊 誰知道你們倆還能相處多久呢 Yeah. And who knows how much time the two of you have left together?
如果你想浪費寶貴時間吵嘴 那就吵吧 So if you want to spend it arguing, I say, yeah, argue.
這樣對你們的孩子也有好處 And it's really healthy for your babies, too.
-什麼 -你的未婚夫還活著 - What? - Your fiance is alive.
你會跟他舉辦夢想婚禮 過上完美生活 You're gonna have a dream wedding and a perfect life.
難道除了為一隻該死的健身手環爭吵 Isn't there anything better that you can do
你們就沒有其他事情好做了嗎 than argue over a freakin' fit clip?
伯克女士 乘客兌換航行積分時 Ms. Burke, the airline doesn't make money
航空公司是沒錢賺的 對吧 when people redeem their rewards points on flights, correct?
雖說我們無法從積分乘客身上盈利 We don't profit from award travelers,
但我們將其與付費乘客一視同仁 but we treat them the same as paying passengers.
你能告訴我們"死鴨子"是什麼意思嗎 Can you please tell us what a "dead duck" is?
在俚語中 dead duck意為"注定要完蛋的人"
這超出了允許提問的範疇 That's outside the scope of permitted questions.
卡斯維小姐 能解釋一下這個問題的依據嗎 Miss Kaswell, care to explain the basis of this question?
很樂意 With pleasure.
我想呈上一份證據 I'd like to introduce into evidence
這是KB航空公司名為"暗殺名單"的備忘錄 an internal KB Airlines memo entitled "Hit list."
上面包含有KB飛行常客計劃中 It contains the names of 5,000 members
五千名成員的名字 of KB's frequent flyer program.
在我方委託人及其他多位乘客的名字旁邊 Next to my client's name, as well as several others,
標有"死鴨子"字樣 are the words "dead duck."
伯克小姐 如果你拒絕回答 Miss Burke, if you refuse to answer,
我會判你蔑視法庭 I will hold you in contempt.
死鴨子是指飛行已超過一百萬英里 Dead ducks... are frequent flyers
但卻不再購買新票的飛行常客 who have banked over 1 million miles yet no longer purchase new tickets.
再解釋一下暗殺名單 And tell us about the hit list.
暗殺名單強調了我們需要 The hit list memo emphasizes the need
阻止這些死鴨子乘客 to discourage these dead ducks
繼續在KB航空公司預定兌換機票 from continuing to book award flights on KB Airlines
因為他們會給公司帶來上百萬的損失 as they are costing the airlines millions.
法官大人 我們認為通過針對這些死鴨子乘客 Your honor, we contend that by targeting the dead ducks,
該航空公司涉及了... the airline is engaging in...
選擇性起訴 Selective prosecution.
-沒錯 -我同意 - Damn right. - Agreed.
我將駁回所有針對葛林先生的控告 I am dismissing all charges against Mr. Gerlin.
並將這份名單移交給助理聯邦檢察官辦公室 And I'm also handing over this list to the A.U.S.A.'s office.
我敢說這夠他們忙一整天的了 I'm sure they're gonna have a field day with this one.
如果你們不想遭到處罰 Oh, and unless you want sanctions,
就立即允許葛林先生和米基登機 allow Mr. Gerlin and Micky back on board immediately.
-太棒了 -謝謝 - Yes! - Thank you.
法官大人 這是加勒漢婚禮當晚 Your honor, this is the security camera footage
由新港灣酒店錄製的安全監控錄像 produced by Newport Cove Hotel from the night of the Callaghan wedding.
湯姆·傑瑟普聲稱 Now, Tom Jessup claimed
他是與女友出去共進晚餐 that he was out to dinner with his girlfriend.
而這是湯姆在酒店酒吧的錄像 But here is Tom at the hotel bar.
請您注意時間戳印 Will your honor look at the time stamp?
晚10點16分 10:16 p.m.
這是湯姆於晚10點34分坐上他自己轎車的錄像 And here is Tom getting into his car at 10:34 p.m.
我方委託人弟弟的車在13分鐘後被湯姆所撞 My client's brother's car was struck by Tom 13 minutes later.
這起嚴重車禍發生時 湯姆顯然屬於醉駕 Clearly, Tom was impaired when this horrible crash occurred.
你曾是刑事審訊中的檢察官 You were the prosecutor in a criminal trial.
你怎麼會沒有傳訊這段錄像 How did you not subpoena that footage?
因為助理地檢勞裏 Uh, because A.D.A. Lowry
也是湯姆所參加婚禮上的賓客 was a guest at the same wedding Tom attended.
事實上 這裏還有一張助理地檢勞裏 In fact, here is a still photograph taken at the wedding
在婚禮上跟他的好哥們加勒漢局長喝酒的照片 Of A.D.A. Lowry doing a shot with his good buddy Commissioner Callaghan.
對於湯姆·傑瑟普的起訴 The prosecution of Tom Jessup
從一開始就是個笑話 was a joke from the very beginning.
助理地檢勞裏和加勒漢的警察密友們 A.D.A. Lowry, along with Callaghan's police cronies,
從來就沒打算給湯姆定罪 never had any intention of convicting Tom.
勞裏先生 這讓我覺得噁心 Mr. Lowry, this is disturbing.
法官大人 我方申請 Your honor, we're asking
您下令對湯姆·傑瑟普進行一次新的刑事審訊 that you order a new criminal trial of Tom Jessup.
依據一罪不受兩次審理原則 Under double jeopardy, your honor,
被告不能因同一罪名受到重審 the defendant cannot be retried for the same crime.
審訊有黑幕 Trial was fixed!
這意味著一罪不受兩次審理原則不適用 Which means that jeopardy never attached.
我同意 I agree.
地檢辦仍然需要起訴 The district attorney's office would still need to prosecute
您不能強迫我們那麼做 and your honor cannot force us to do that.
很可惜 助理地檢說得對 Unfortunately, the A.D.A. is correct.
或許如此 Well, maybe so.
但您可以自行指定一位特別檢察官 But it is within your discretion to appoint a special prosecutor,
尤其是在整個地檢辦公室 especially since the entire D.A.'s office
有受賄嫌疑的情況下 may be under corrupt influence.
您會考慮指定一位嗎 Would you consider appointing one?
湯姆 Hi, Tom.
抱歉打擾你們的浪漫晚餐 I'm so sorry to interrupt your evening,
不過湯姆今晚跟我有個約會 but Tom has a date with me tonight.
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
你知道你惹的是誰嗎 Do you know who you're messing with?
我們來看看 Um, well, let's see.
你的第一個問題 我瘋了嗎 沒有 Your first question -- am I crazy -- no.
我覺得我沒瘋 I don't think so.
還有你的第二個問題 我知道你是誰嗎 No, and your second question -- oh, do I know who you are?
我知道 你是個殺人犯 Well, yeah. You're a murderer.
天啊 Oh, god.
我來問你個問題 你知道我是誰嗎 Now let me ask a question. Do you know who I am?
不想猜猜嗎 You give up?
我是新上任的特別檢察官 I'm the newly appointed special prosecutor.
警官們 請依據車禍致死 Officers, please arrest Tom Jessup
妨礙司法公正和共謀罪的指控 on the charges of vehicular homicide,
逮捕湯姆·傑瑟普 obstruction of justice, and criminal conspiracy.
我還要再堅持七分鐘 Hey. Seven more minutes on this thing.
歐文 我知道你恨這台健身機 Owen, I know you hate this machine.
"恨"這個字眼太重 不過我確實恨它 Hate... is a strong word. But in this case...
你在這健身機上出臭汗 I love you so much
就為了哄我開心 我好愛你 for sweating on this machine just to make me happy.
我希望你身體健康 And I want you to be healthy
這樣我們就能長壽地生活在一起了 so we can live a long life together.
但我絕不想把你逼到對我撒謊的境地 But I never want to put you in a position where you have to lie to me.
不 我不該把健身手環給保羅 No, I shouldn't have given the fit clip to Paul.
對不起 那樣做不對 I'm sorry. That was just wrong.
我還知道另一種能令你心跳加快的辦法 I happen to know another way to get your heart rate up.
這跟我喜歡的那件事有關嗎 Does it, uh...involve that thing that I like?
有啊 It does...
只要你肯做我喜歡的那件事 If you do that thing that I like.
你要知道 你喜歡的那件事 Just so we're clear, that thing you like,
我很喜歡對你做 I like doing it to you.
我今天下午請個假 我們去你家 So how about...I take the rest of the afternoon off
你覺得如何 and we go back to your place?
或者我們可以把門鎖上 Or we could just lock the door.
我出了一身汗 I'm all sweaty.
我很快也會跟你一樣了 Pretty soon, I will be, too.
天吶 我愛你 Oh, my god, I love you.
我去關門 I got to get the door.
我不知道該怎麼謝你 簡 I don't you know how to thank you, Jane.
你救我出獄 還給我弟弟討回了公道 You got me out of jail and you got justice for my brother.
湯姆要坐很久的牢了 Well, Tom is going away for a very long time.
警察局長和助理地檢 And the police commissioner and the A.D.A.
由於要接受全面調查而進入了強制性休假 are on a mandatory leave subject to a full inquiry.
我猜他們很快也要跟湯姆一樣去蹲大牢了 So my guess is they will be joining Tom in the slammer real soon.
我弟弟會很喜歡你的 My brother would have really liked you.
節哀順變 佩妮 I'm really sorry for your loss, Penny.
這些事都沒法減輕悲痛 And none of this makes grief any easier.
你說的是我 還是你 Are you talking about me... or you?
我說的大概是我們兩個人 Uh, well, I...I guess I'm talking about both of us.
格雷森非常愛你 You know, Grayson loved you very much.
他跟你提起過我嗎 Did he talk to you about me?
他說你是世上他所見過 He said you were the smartest, kindest,
最聰明善良美麗的女人 most beautiful woman he'd ever met.
對不起 我不是故意惹你傷心 I'm -- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
沒有 No. No.
不 我只是太想念他了 No. I just -- I just miss him...so much.
晚安 簡 Good night, Jane.
晚安 Good night.
你好 Hello?
我是洛杉磯監獄的13號話務員 This is Operator 13 from Los Angeles Correctional Facility.
這裏有一通來自D區犯人的電話找你 I have a call from a D-Block inmate.
我可以為你接通嗎 May I put you through?
可以 Um...I guess?
你好 Hello?
你好 你是哪位 Hello. Who is this?
是我 It's...It's me.
抱歉 Sorry.
我不認識這家監獄的人 I don't know anyone at the facility.
簡 是我 格雷森 Jane, it's me. It's Grayson.
這可不好笑 我要掛電話了 This isn't funny and I'm hanging up.
不 聽著 是我 No! Listen. It's me.
我... I...
我按了返回鍵 我回來了 I hit "Return"... And I'm back.