化学课上助教问你怎么没来 Uh, the TA was asking about you in the chem section.
我说你有点不舒服 I said you were feeling a bit under the weather.
所以我给你买了点...这是啥 So I got you some, um, oh, what...?
欧斯里奥... Oscillio--
欧斯克洛... Osclio...
欧克洛 Oc-Occlio.
欧克里恩 Oak-Oaknium.
欧克里奥舒可能 Occlioscosnium.
欧斯洛... Oscillo...
欧斯洛可舒能 那才是... Oscillococcinum, that's...
那才是正确的读法 that's the correct pronunciation, there.
那么... So--
吃一片 Take one of those.
天啊 Oh, my God.
Siri 拨911 Siri, call 911.
-我不确定是否听懂了您的意思 请您... -Siri - I'm not sure I got that, can you... - Siri.
她昨晚还好好的 She was fine last night.
然后 今早 And then, this morning,
她让我去给她买一些晚间感冒药 she asked me to go get her some Nyquil.
然后我说"晚间感冒药 你是想说日间感冒药吧 And I said, "Nyquil? Don't you mean Dayquil?
因为吃了那个你会睡着的" Because then you're gonna fall asleep."
她说 "我想要睡一天" She said, "I want to sleep all day."
然后 然后我最后买了一些欧洛舒...欧洛舒可能 And then, and then I ended up getting some oles, olescoleum.
你们这里有宿管或者是可以... Do you have a dorm advisor or someone who can...
什么鬼 What the fuck?!
你不是说她死了吗 I thought you said she was dead!
她的脉搏为零 我把了三次 Her vitals were at zero, I checked them three times.
天啊...对不起 Oh, my-- I-I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry, um...
把账单寄给我吧 因为我还在我爹妈的保险里 you should bill me because I'm still on my parents' insurance.
-女士 你刚刚死了 -我现在没事了 所以... - Uh, ma'am, you were dead. - I'm fine now, so...
我没事了 I'm fine.
我还是觉得你该上医院看看 女士 I still think you should come to the hospital, ma'am.
不了不了 No, no.
我好着呢 I'm fine.
女士 你并不好 Ma'am, you are not fine.
吸血鬼生活 第一季 第四集
我有没有为自己没被转化成吸血鬼而感到失望 Was I disappointed I wasn't turned into a vampire?
吉尔莫 南多的人类亲信
当然 Yes.
心碎了 Heartbroken.
但我觉得那是因为... But I think it's because...
我得学会有耐心 I need to learn patience.
而且我主人最近对我真的很好 And my master's been really good to me lately.
看起来怎么样 吉尔莫 How is it looking, Guillermo?
看起来我像是在飞 主人 It looks like I'm flying, Master.
我是个吸血鬼了 I'm a vampire!
但你并不是 You are not, though.
我们拥有完全统治权 We have total dominion
从这里 到这里 from here... to here.
-所以 就是两条街 -我们的街和艾什莉街 - So that's two streets. - Our street and Ashley's street.
对 我撒了点儿谎 Yes. I lied a bit.
实际上 是从这到这里 Actually, it's from there to there.
所以我们的领土就五栋房子 So we have dominion over five houses?
我们得联系其他吸血鬼 We need to reach out to some other vampires.
考虑联合其他领土来保证 Consider joining dominions to secure
我们对该地区的控束 our stranglehold over the region.
-是的 -是的 - Yes. - Yes.
狡诈者西蒙是我们认识了几个世纪的吸血鬼 Simon the Devious is a vampire we have known for centuries.
我们的棺材都在同一艘 Our coffins were all together on the ship
娜嘉 拉兹洛
把我们带到美国的船上 that brought us over to America.
我们过去常常藏在下面的洞里 互相低声说笑话 We used to hide down in the hole and whisper jokes to each other.
爬来爬去 互相挠痒 享受美好时光 Crawl around, tickle each other, have a lovely time.
然后我们会爬到顶层甲板 And then we would climb up to the top deck and just
呼吸海洋空气 引诱然后杀死水手 breathe in the sea air and seduce and kill sailors.
我们到了斯坦顿岛 他去了曼那个哈顿 We went to Staten Island, he went to Mana-hatta.
他很快就成为了 And he very quickly became
曼哈顿吸血鬼之王 the king of the Manhattan vampires.
当时他只有107岁 And he was only 107, which--
真正的吸血鬼金童 非常聪明 You know, real boy wonder. Very clever.
他没那么聪明 He's not that clever.
好吧 那谁更聪明呢 Okay, who's cleverer, then?
智者斯塔夫罗斯 Stavros the Clever.
他在花园中心的木桩销卖会上 He died tripping on his cape
被他的斗篷绊倒摔死了 at the wooden stake sale at the garden center.
西蒙的总部是个很棒的夜店 Simon's HQ is this fantastic nightclub
叫曼那个哈顿的小野猫俱乐部 called the Sassy Cat Club in Mana-hatta.
20年代的时候我们经常过去玩 We used to go all the time in the '20s.
查尔斯顿舞 美国1920-1930年代流行的一种摇摆舞
跳查尔斯顿舞 And we would do the Charleston
还有皮博迪舞 然后会喝一些很不错的血 and the Peabody, and we'd drink some very nice blood
皮博迪舞 美国1910-1920年代由拉格泰姆时期快速狐步舞演化而来的舞厅舞蹈
盛在一些高档的高脚杯里 from some very nice goblets.
在那儿你必须穿斗篷 You have to wear a cape in there.
对 每个人都穿着斗篷 Yes. Everyone is in a cape.
如果你不穿斗篷 And if you don't wear a cape,
你会看起来像个求操的站操者 you'll look like a Fuck Me Knee-trembler.
拉兹洛 好吧 他没说错 Laszlo! He's right, though.
如果你不穿 会看起来像个小婊子 If you don't, you'd look like a right little tart.
穿这身进城怎么样 How's this for the city?
不错 Oh, yes.
你看起来像一张美美的墙纸 You look like a beautiful piece of wallpaper.
还需要一件斗篷 It needs a cape.
真的吗 Hmm? Really?
对 越大越好 Yeah. The bigger the better.
去拿 Run.
我们今晚要进城 We're going into the city tonight.
我们要去跑趴和跳舞 We're going to party and dance
与曼哈顿的吸血鬼结成权力联盟 and form a power alliance with the Manhattan vampires
南多
这样我们就能碾压人类了 so that we can crush the humans.
别见怪 No offense.
我找到了 I found it.
看起来怎样 Thoughts?
看起来就像是活着的 Looks like it's alive.
好眼力 Good eye.
百分百女巫皮制作而成 It's 100% witch skin.
西蒙总是很嫉妒这顶帽子 Simon was always very jealous of this hat.
我等不及想看他见我走进去时的表情了 I can't wait to see his face when I walk in.
求你别戴这顶帽子 Please don't wear that hat.
-太时髦了 -不是 - Too stylish? - No.
这是一顶被诅咒的 It's a big, bloody stupid hat with
又大又蠢的帽子 a big, bloody stupid curse on it.
你每次戴它 And every time you wear it,
就会发生一些可怕的蠢事 something bloody stupid terrible happens.
-胡说 吉兹莫很喜欢 对吧 -我叫吉尔莫 - Nonsense. Gizmo likes it, don't you? - It's Guillermo.
拉兹洛的蠢帽子 Laszlo's stupid hat.
那帽子被狠狠诅咒了 It's got a bloody huge curse on it.
我无数次想把它扔掉 I have tried to throw it out many times,
但它总是爬回来 真的是爬回来的 but it keeps crawling back. Literally.
我是在 I acquired this hat
吸巴伐利亚海克森布雷纳的血时 得到的这顶帽子 while draining the blood of a Bavarian Hexenbrenner,
或者说是巫师焚手 or witch burner.
他一定注意到我盯着帽子看了 He must've noticed me eyeing it,
因为他用最后一口气 'cause in his dying breath,
说 "拿走我的帽子 它..." he said, "Take my hat, it's cuh..."
"是啊 确实很酷" 我这么想 "Yes, it is cool," I thought.
免费的帽子 Free hat.
更好 Even better.
想想发生过的所有事情 Think of all the things that have happened.
马铃薯饥荒 那次一匹马 The potato famine, that time that that horse
把你撞倒还从你身上踩过去 knocked you over and trampled over you.
-不 并没有 -然后它开始和你做爱 - No, it didn't. - Then it started making love to you?
我并不认为那是诅咒 I don't consider that a curse.
-上面都长了人类的毛发 -正是 - It's growing human hair. - Exactly.
我的新亲信 他很喜欢这帽子 是吧 达斯汀 My new familiar, he likes it. Don't you, Dustin?
-是贾斯汀 -是的 你摸一下吧 - It's Justin. - Yes, have a touch.
那是我们新来的亲信 That was our new familiar.
永别了 Adieu.
都怪这顶被诅咒的帽子 拉兹洛 It's that bloody cursed hat, Laszlo!
和这帽子无关 是书架的原因 It's got nothing to do with the hat. It's the bookshelf.
我委托你去修的 Which I charged you to fix.
这顶帽子没有被诅咒 This hat is not cursed.
我听到你们可能要去曼哈顿了 Uh, I-I overheard that you might be going to Manhattan.
我很想跟你们一起去 I-I'd love to tag along.
看看这天际线 吉尔莫 Ooh. Look at the skyline, Guillermo.
是的 主人 Yes, Master.
划稳点 吉尔莫 Steady, Guillermo.
有点晃晃悠悠的 It's a bit shaky.
我不想让水溅到斗篷上 I don't want water on my cape.
那样我的斗篷就湿乎乎的了 I'll have a soggy cape.
为什么我们遇到了堵车 拉兹洛 Why are we stuck in bloody traffic, Laszlo?
-我咋知道 -因为你的帽子被诅咒 - I don't know. - Cursed hat.
人行道上的那个人看起来不开心 因为帽子被诅咒 That man on the sidewalk looks a bit sad. Curse.
这车为啥闻着有怪味 因为帽子被诅咒 Why does this car smell bad? It's the curse.
听着 随你今晚怎么讲 Look, you can say that all night.
我就要戴这顶帽子 I'm gonna be wearing this hat.
去见西蒙我还是有点紧张的 I am a bit nervous about seeing Simon.
在以前 缔结同盟从来不是我的风格 In the old days, it would not have been my style to make an alliance.
我一般都会在战斗中杀掉我的邻居 I would have slaughtered my neighbors in battle.
但是当你一觉醒来之后 你就会想 But then you wake up and you think,
"我连个邻居都没有了" "I've got no neighbors."
万一我要借个东西呢 What if I want to borrow something?
我准备好做出改变了 I'm ready to make a change.
我的老野猪伙计 My old boar.
巴里 Barry.
他总是在微笑 He's always smiling.
我准备好交新朋友了 Ready to make a friend.
我来讲话 I'll do the talking.
请进 I invite you in.
好暗啊 Oh, it's so dingy.
人人看着都像比利·艾多[英国歌手] Everyone looks like Billy Idol.
这条大丹犬挺性感的 It's a sexy Marmaduke.
气氛很活跃 This is lively.
除了我们没人穿着斗篷 We are the only ones wearing capes.
我们是不是该去找狡诈者西蒙了 Shall we look for Simon the Devious?
在其他人来之前咱们先交际吧 Let's mingle until the others get here.
交际 Mingling...
交际 mingling.
和你相互了解一下 Mingling with you.
-你好 -我得去找卫生间 - Hi. - I-I'm gonna go look for the bathroom.
吉尔莫 千万小心不要被 Oh, Guillermo. Be careful you don't get--
-你为什么不交际 -算了 - Why don't you go and mingle? - Oh, I don't think so.
我肚子有点难受 Uh, my stomach's feeling a little iffy.
老想放屁 Gas.
我今晚就老老实实跟着你好了 Uh, I think I'll just stick with you tonight.
好吧 Okay.
-拉兹洛 你怎么这么磨叽 -司机师傅 - Laszlo, what is taking so long? - I say, cabbie.
我的斗篷被车门卡住了 I've got my cape caught in the door.
-拽出来不就行了吗 -你以为 - Well, yank it out. - What the hell
我在干什么 do you think I've been doing?
操 Fuck...!
你他妈逗我呢 You're fucking kidding...
你就在此地不要走动 You stay there.
我这就过来 I'll come to you.
-他妈的 -全怪那顶帽子 - Oh, for fuck's sake! - Oh, that bloody hat.
我操 Fuck me.
科比 Colby.
残暴者赞托斯和野蛮人雷登卡的亲信 Familiar of Xanthos the Cruel and Radenka the Brutal.
这里是亲信室 This is the familiar room.
嗯 Yep.
阿玛尔塔 米沙 詹姆森 Amalta, Mischa, Jameson.
-萨姆 -萨姆是... - Sam. - O-Oh, Sam is a...
萨姆是亲信 Sam's a familiar.
萨姆是只猫 Sam's a cat.
我是吉尔莫 你们好 Guillermo, hi.
无情者南多 幸会 Nandor the Relentless, so, nice to meet you.
等等 上西区的无情者南多 Wait, Nandor the Relentless of the Upper West Side?
不 那是无情者南希 No, that's, uh, Nancy the Relentless.
人们以为 我们是斯坦顿岛的 People think-- W-We're Staten Island.
酷 Cool.
那个 我们有我们的街 So you know, we have our street
以及艾什莉街 and also Ashley's street.
我们在斯坦顿岛上很忙 You know, we've just, uh, been busy over in Staten Island.
-我们要组成联盟 -告诉我 - We're going to form an alliance. - So tell me.
你们现在有和其他吸血鬼领土接壤吗 Are you currently adjoined to any other vampires?
没有 没 我... Uh, n-no. No, I...
你们知道 Do either of you two know
这楼的前身是什么吗 what this building used to be?
这楼以前是 This building used to be owned
海谢尔-斯米茨蹄铁 by Hescher-Schmitz Farrier.
一个从事马匹足部护理的蹄铁匠 A farrier deals with equine foot care.
相当于马中的耐克 Kind of a Nike for horses.
人人都知道 听着 柯林 Yes, everyone knows that. Listen, Colin.
你为什么要过来打扰 Why must you come here and interrupt me
-我和...说话 -你和谁说话 南多 - when I am talking to... - Who are you talking to, Nandor?
和 It...
什么 What did...?
-这里发生了什么 -我的天 - Fuck has happened in here? - Oh, my...
这简直是荒谬的模仿 This is a travesty.
你们怎么这么晚才到 What took you so long?
他那傻逼帽子 His fucking stupid hat.
他们怎么没穿斗篷 Why aren't they wearing capes?
看样子在曼那个哈顿任何人都可能是吸血鬼 Looks like anyone can be a vampire in Mana-hatta.
看看他 Look at him.
不管了 我要去喝一杯 Sod this, I'm gonna get a drink.
你做亲信多久了 So how long have you been a familiar?
你看着不太像亲信 You don't look very familiar.
我知道你在干什么了 十年 I see what you did there, but, uh, ten years.
-十年 十年 -是的 - Ten years? A decade. - Yeah.
对有些人来说这算是专家了 It's considered being an expert to some people.
-好吧 -厕所在哪 - All right. - Where can we use the bathroom?
我是来找厕所的 I'm here for the bathroom.
-你脚下就是 -这个吗 - You're standing in it. - Oh, is that what that is?
那两个桶 Oh, the buckets.
他们以为我们要成立工会的时候给我们的 They gave them to us when they thought we were going to unionize--
你不看简报的吗 do you not read the newsletter?
有简报 There's a newsletter?
-有的 -我可以给你我的电子邮箱 - There is a newsletter. - I can give you my e-mail.
科比 该走了 Colby, it's time to leave.
-他们是你的... -嗯 我是他们的 - Oh, those are your... - Yeah, I'm their,
我是他们的亲信 他们400岁了 I'm their familiar. They're like, 400 years old
但我得扮演他们的家长 我是他们的"爸爸" but I have to play their parent, I'm their "Dad"
-这样就没人怀疑 -科比 快 - so no one gets suspicious. - Now, Colby.
你该走了 Y-You better go.
我们走 孩子们 Let's go, kids.
爸爸来了 我们走 Daddy's coming. Let's go.
不好意思 萨姆 Excuse me, Sam.
好了 大弗拉德 给我点火 All right, Big Vlad, light me up.
西蒙 西蒙 Simon! Simon!
恶魔西蒙
这太扯了 谁会这么干啊 This is insane. Who would do this?
你准备好了吗 Are you ready for this?
地狱领主 看着 你在看吗 Abbadon, watch, are you watching?
天 今晚要好好玩 Oh, boy, we are having fun tonight.
别这么怕 Don't look so scared.
可以理解 生活充满了神秘 Understandably, life is filled with mysteries.
接下来的神秘事件... And for our next mystery...
-西蒙 -娜嘉 - Simon! - Nadja?
娜嘉 Nadja!
真是佳客啊 What a sight for sore eyes.
-好久没见你了 -西蒙 - I haven't seen you in ages. - Simon.
看看你 Look at you.
真是美死了 Don't you look wonderful?
该死的血祭 Fucking blood-le service?
五分钟前怎么不来 I wanted this five minutes ago.
我现在在跟娜嘉聊天 I'm talking to Nadja now.
走开 走开 Please, please.
你现在在干什么 So, what are you up to?
我住在斯坦顿岛 Well, I'm, uh, uh, living in, on the Staten Island.
生活非常非常非常美妙 And things are going very, very, very good.
-是吗 那就好 -非常美妙 是的 - Good? Good. - Very good. Yes.
很开心听你这么说 因为我很担心你 Oh, I'm so happy to hear that, 'cause I worry about you.
来来来来 Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
我担心你因为我经常听说 You know, I worry about you because I hear all these stories
这些吸血鬼的故事 他们渐渐失控 about all these vampires, and they slowly spiral out
然后困在自满里 and then they get stuck in this real complacency.
最终 他们消失 And eventually, they just fade away.
-但你没有 -怎么可能 - But not you. - No way.
你 你在斯坦顿岛 You're, you're in Staten Island.
-是的 -拉兹洛和南多呢 - Well, yes. - And Laszlo and Nandor?
你最近有跟他们联系吗 Have you spoken to them recently?
他们其实也在这儿 Uh, well, actually, they're somewhere here.
不是吧 No!
-是的 -不可能 - Yes. - Impossible!
我们该一起喝一杯 Well, we should all have a drink.
我想和那两个家伙叙叙旧 I would love to catch up with those two rascals.
你在这儿呢 Ah, there you are.
我盯了你一整晚了 小子 Had my eye on you all night, little one.
-我 我只是 -不管你"只是"什么 - Oh, I-I, I'm just, uh... - Yeah, whatever it is you're "Just,"
你在这里找到了 从生活中解脱 you just found it right here. Sweet release from life.
-我喜欢生活 我只是 -吉尔莫 - Uh, I like life. And I'm just, uh... - Guillermo.
有什么需要帮助的吗 朋友 Something I can help you with, friend?
没有 不过 Uh, well, not really, but...
你刚是想... Oh, were you gonna...
-不不 -因为我正想... - No, no, no. No. - 'Cause I was thinking...
-好吧 好的 -是吗 - Okay. Well, okay. - Yeah?
-我希望你别这么做 -为什么 - I'd prefer it if you didn't. - Why?
他是我的亲信 He's kind of my familiar.
-我怎么会知道 -不 我 - How could I know? - No, I...
无心之过 你不必道歉 No, honest mistake. Y-You don't have to apologize.
我必须道歉 对不起 I will. I must apologize, I'm so sorry.
别 如果你铁了心要这么干 No, look, if you really had your heart set on it,
就当我不存在 don't let me stand in your way.
不不 是我太无礼 That-- no, no, no, this is my discourtesy,
-我过意不去 -我无所谓 - and I feel bad. - I mean, I'm okay with it if...
-你要想的话你可以尽管去做 -不不 抱歉 - I mean, you can if you like. - No. No. No. I do apologize.
再见 玩得开心 Cheers. Okay? Rock and roll.
我当然不会让他吃你 No, I wasn't going to let him eat you.
吉尔莫 Guillermo!
狡诈者西蒙要见你 Simon The Devious will see you.
好的 好 Okay. Great. Uh,
-你的帽子在流血 -我知道 - your hat is bleeding. - I know.
你在汉普顿必须杀人 这... You must kill someone in the Hamptons. It's just...
拉兹洛 南多 Laszlo! Nandor?
真是佳客啊 Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?
很荣幸再次见到你 西蒙 Pleasure to see you again, Simon.
看看你们 娜嘉说你们过得不错 And look at you. Nadja said you're doing well.
看着你们披着斗篷 And now I see you in your capes,
我想"你们的幽默感还在" and I think "Well, you haven't lost your senses of humor."
-你结婚了 -是的 - You're married? - Yes.
你和我的行为让我 Well, your behavior with me did not
-以为你还没结婚 -不不不 - preclude you to be married. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
因为她和我的身体接触 我都忘了 I had forgotten because of her physical behavior with me.
我们上次聚在一起是什么时候 Oh, when was the last time we were all together?
1976年 二百周年纪念 The bicentennial, 1976.
你讲了那个水手的笑话 Yes, you told that joke about that group of sailors.
是的 "就像海员虚拟瑞式自助餐" Yes. Uh, "It's like a virtual smorgasbord of seamen"?
结束了 That's it.
但我还没给你们介绍我的人 But I haven't even introduced you to my crew,
皮皮 the Leather Skins.
当然 你后面的是大弗拉德 Of course, that's Big Vlad behind you.
地狱领主 恩浦萨 Abbadon, Empusa.
这边是怪胎姐妹 We've got the Freak sisters over there,
她们没有血缘关系 they're two sisters and they are not related.
那是小弗拉德 That's Little Vlad.
他是个疯子 The guy's a fucking maniac.
这是50年代先生 We've got Mister 50s.
这是S 因为她叫莎拉 We've got S, and that's because her name is Sarah.
这是罪恶史蒂夫 We've got Evil Steve.
怪异托尼 Freakfest Tony.
他在那 放血者布拉夫格拉德 There he is, Blavglad the Exsanguinator.
当然还有沉默者 And, of course, The Silent One.
那边还有 We keep going over there,
那是亚洲人麦克 那是常特 we've got Asian Mike. And that's Chunt.
无魂者简 老五艾尔格拉德 矿井主赫瓦克 Jane the Soulless, Elgrad the Fifth, Horvok the Pit Master.
冈斯拉帕 他弟弟克里萨克 Gonthrapal and his brother Krylsac.
卫斯理·赛克斯 It's Wesley Sykes.
尖叫者戴斯蒙娜 Desdemona the Shrieker.
是的 Yes.
那是伦 我的会计 There's Len, my accountant.
当然 还有兰普拉伯爵 And of course, Count Rapula.
*在纽约生活了三百年 孩子* * 300 years livin' in New York, son *
*91年我才开始作押韵诗* * I didn't start rhyming till 1991. *
是的 他91年才开始说唱 Yes, he just started rapping in 1991.
嗯 这是我的人 Yes, well, um, this is our crew.
这是南多 我的好妻子娜嘉 There's Nandor. My good lady-wife Nadja,
你显然认识 还有我自己 who you clearly know. And my good self.
-我们喜欢人少点 -大家好 - We like to keep things slim. - Hi, everyone.
我 我也是和他们一起的 I'm, I'm-I'm also with them.
-他是谁 -谁也不是 - Who is he? - No one.
我和他们一起的 I'm with them.
我们彼此都很熟悉 Now, we've all known each other long enough
这显然不是单纯的串门 to know that this is not a mere social visit.
你说得没错 You are not wrong.
你也许听说了 Um, you may have heard that, uh,
男爵来拜访了我们 we have the Baron visiting with us.
男爵去斯坦顿岛拜访你们 The Baron came to visit you in Staten Island?
是的 我们在想 因为我们控制了斯坦顿岛 Yes. We were thinking, as we have dominion over Staten Island...
你 西蒙 你控制了曼哈顿大片区域 ...and you, Simon, you control a lot of Manhattan, well...
-是的 -嗯 - I do. - Yes, uh,
我们或许可以联盟 I mean, there's talk we could possibly join forces,
分割纽约市的大部分领土 take the lion's share of New York City.
包括我们的街和艾什莉街 Uh, which also includes our street and also Ashley Street.
所以我贡献曼哈顿 So, I would bring Manhattan to the table,
而你们贡献 and you would bring...
我们的街和 Our street and...
-艾什莉街 -艾什莉街 - Ashley Street.- ...and Ashley Street.
-没错 -是的 - Correct. - Yes.
很有意思 Well, that sounds very interesting.
我想谈判始于 So I guess I would begin the negotiation by...
你把那顶帽子给我 you giving me that hat.
我就知道会这样 Oh, I fucking knew this would happen.
-绝对不行 -拉兹洛 - Absolutely not. - Laszlo.
西蒙 你不想要那帽子 不是什么好帽子 Simon, you don't want the hat. It's not a good hat.
-不 -帽子给他 -不 - No... - Give him the hat. - No.
我看你在那船上走 I watched you walk around that ship
总是戴着那帽子 心想 always wearing that hat and thinking,
"这个吸血鬼不配这顶帽子 我才配" "This vampire doesn't deserve this hat. I deserve that hat."
我告诉你 如果你想要这帽子 Well, I'll tell you something, if you want this hat,
你就得砍掉我的头 you'll have to cut my head off.
-拉兹洛 -行啊 - Laszlo. - That's fine.
你身后的大弗拉德有一把砍刀 Big Vlad, right behind you, has a machete.
他可以砍头 或者我们可以让沉默者来 He could take it, or perhaps we could get The Silent One,
或者小弗拉德 他是疯子 or Little Vlad, he's a fucking maniac.
50年代先生也行 他能帮上忙 And if we could hit Mister 50s, maybe he could help,
或者放血者本人 or the Exsanguinator himself.
或者 我看看 这里的所有人 Or, let's see, fucking everybody here.
行行 我懂你的意思了 放开我 All right, all right, you've made your point. Get off me.
把帽子拿去 Take the fucking hat.
谢谢 Ah, thank you.
是什么在我后脑勺 What is it that's sort of puckering
缩拢 吮吸 and sucking at the back of my head?
女巫屁眼 It's witch's asshole.
是的 Oh, yes.
既然我拿到帽子了 Well, now that I've got the hat,
-我可以叫他们滚出去了 -什么 - I can say, um, get them out of here. - What?
-什么 -滚出去 - What? - You can get the fuck out!
滚出我的夜店 Get out of my club!
我召唤你来 I summoned you here
是为了要你的帽子 现在你们该走了 to get your hat, and now it is time for you to leave.
*喂 该走了* * Hey, yo, it's time to go *
*快滚 我的押韵太强* * So hit the exit, my rhyme flow's so sick *
-*已是更高境界* -对 - * It's on some next shit... * - Yeah!
-真丢人 -谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 - Humiliating. - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
对了 我们不免停车费 By the way, we don't validate parking.
虽然你们没车 Not that you have a car,
-因为你们是吸血鬼中的废物 -拉兹洛 别 - because you are failures of vampires - Lazlo, don't...
披着可悲的斗篷 in your pathetic, lame capes.
这帽子 让我觉得自己像罗宾汉 This hat-- it makes me feel like Robin Hood.
大弗拉德 我的弓 Big Vlad, my bow.
-高耸入云 -高耸入云 - Touch the sky. - Touch the sky.
他就是个大傻逼 He's a big silly dickhead.
我不记得他有这么狡诈 I don't remember him being so devious.
他名字就是狡诈者西蒙 I mean, he is called Simon The Devious.
-靠 -靠 - Shit! - Shit! Oh, shit!
真该死 亲爱的 Fucking hell. Darling?
-什么事 -我觉得我的帽子可能被诅咒了 - Yes? - I think my hat's probably cursed.
蝙蝠 Bat!
吉尔莫 Guillermo.
吉尔莫 Guillermo?
那个想吃了你的吸血鬼 You're still angry about that vampire
你还在生他的气 对吗 who tried to eat you, aren't you?
-是的 -不要否认 我能看出来 - Yes. - Don't deny it. I can tell.
-我说是的 -看 我就知道 - I said yes. - See, I knew it.
吉尔莫 Guillermo...
我为今晚对你的态度道歉 I'm sorry for how I treated you tonight.
我很感谢你 I appreciate you.
真的 I really do.
那你有时候的表达方式可真奇怪 Well, you have a funny way of showing it sometimes.
谢谢夸奖 但是 Thank you. But...
今晚 我要补偿你 I'm going to make it up to you tonight.
这太神奇了 主人 This is amazing, Master.
好好享受 吉尔莫 你真的在飞 Enjoy it, Guillermo. You're really flying.
这是我人生中最棒的一晚 This is the best night of my life!
那可真悲惨 不过也很迷人 Oh, that's quite sad, but also quite beautiful.
-我感觉像个真正的吸血鬼 -别得寸进尺 - I feel like a real vampire. - Don't push it.
-那边那个是什么 -哪里 - What's that over there? - Where?
我觉得是帝国大厦 The Empire State Building, I think.
那个是吗 Is that it right there?
什么 那里 What, over there?
啊哦 Oops.
靠 Shit.
嘘 吉尔莫 Shh, Guillermo.
不要自寻烦恼 Don't trouble yourself.
他很幸运 He was fortunate.
一大丛树枝勾住了他 A thicket of trees tangled him up,
接着他摔在了废弃快餐车顶上 and then he landed on the roof of an abandoned food truck.
我希望你知道 I want you to know
你是我的 that you are my...
朋友 friend.
不 听起来不太对 Ugh, no, that didn't feel right.
忘掉我说的话 我们走吧 You will forget I said anything. Shall we?
我嘞个去 那是我的帽子 Hold your Horlicks-- that's my bloody hat.
是你在里面吗 西蒙 Is that you in there, Simon?
我要拿回我的帽子了 你个王八蛋 Well, I'm gonna take my hat back, you crispy piece of shit.