1 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,545 我爱死你了 I love you so much 2 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,080 我也爱你 I love you too 3 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,093 我们买了 We'll take it 4 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,538 一 二 三 One, two, three 5 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,673 - 用力推 - 老爸 我喘不过气了 Push But, dad, I'm out of breath 6 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,909 都说了叫你别抽烟 Yeah, well, I told you not to smoke 7 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,410 我还以为你指的是可卡因 I thought you just meant crack 8 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,779 也包括香烟 No, I meant cigarettes too 9 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:30,382 就你这个年纪 你应该只抽水烟 At your age, you should just be vaping 10 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,384 - 快推 - 老妈哪去了 ? Push Where's mum? 11 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,286 她还在家具店呢 She's still in the furniture store 12 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,221 老爸 把床垫放这房间里 Hey, dad, let's put it in here 13 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:39,191 不行 这是我弟弟的房间 No That is me brother's room 14 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,793 可是 他都失踪28年了 But, dad, he's been missing for 28 years 15 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,796 我们需要这房间 你有9个小孩呢 We need the room There's nine of us 16 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,332 不行 得让这房间保持当年的模样 No I'm keeping it the way he likes it 17 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,336 不过当他回来之后 我得告诉他残酷的真相 Though when he comes back, I will have to break it to him 18 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,739 他以前崇拜的一些偶像 that some of his childhood heroes didn't love women 19 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,941 其实都不喜欢女人 as much as we thought they did 20 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,948 而其中一人又喜欢得有点过头了 And one of them liked them a little too much 21 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:11,256 老爸 你绝对找不到他了 Dad, you're never gonna find him 22 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:12,758 还是放弃吧 You might as well just give up 23 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,226 放弃 ? Give up? 24 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,094 我很清楚他就在某处 I know he's out there somewhere 25 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,297 而某一天 And one day, 26 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:22,467 他会重回我们家庭的怀抱 he's gonna join our family again 27 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:34,980 绿色地球 Green earth 28 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,396 格雷夫特工 已为你同步资料 Agent graves, your feed is live 29 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,900 目标是"大漩涡"的副指挥 The target is maelstrom's second in command 30 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:58,303 他有着我们必须抢夺的信息 He has information we must extract 31 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,407 擒获后拷问他 但别杀死他了 Capture and interrogate Do not terminate 32 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,918 开始拦截 九 八 Interception in nine, eight, 33 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,221 七 六 seven, six, 34 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:19,024 五 四 five, four, 35 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:22,294 三 二 一 three, two, one 36 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,999 已找到目标 Eyes on the target 37 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,004 注意别伤到目标 Easy Eyes on the target 38 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:39,278 请注意 东边有多名敌人 Be advised, multiple hostiles to the east 39 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,985 目标正在移动 Target mobile 40 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,029 目标正向北逃走 Target heading north 41 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,439 计划有变 Alpha 1's now bravo 1 42 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,074 - 他有机车 - 收到 He's mobile Roger that 43 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,378 快让路 闪开 Out of the way Move, move, move 44 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,547 我借用一下 谢谢 May I borrow this? Thank you 45 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,317 已获取车辆 正追赶目标 Now complete on bravo 1, following bravo 1 46 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,297 目标开始步行 正在追击 Alpha 1 now on foxtrot I'm in pursuit 47 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:33,632 南方有敌人 Hostiles to your south, 48 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,767 正赶往你的位置 advancing on your position 49 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:40,205 目标已经上车 而且还有增援 立刻终止追捕 Bravo 1 is now mobile He has backup End pursuit now 50 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,474 不了谢谢 I'd rather not 51 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,778 我的枪 ! My gun! 52 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:50,682 指挥官 快回头 视频通讯信号 Commander, relay back We are now nearing the limit 53 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,117 已经快到极限距离了 of live feed transmission 54 00:05:58,359 --> 00:05:59,958 你们好啊 Hello, chaps 55 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:13,405 请求终止任务 指挥官 请回话 Permission to abort now Commander, acknowledge 56 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,989 再见 Goodbye 57 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,560 系好安全带 ! Buckle up! 58 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,521 Lonomia毛毛虫的毒液 Lonomia caterpillar toxin's 59 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,055 已经进入了你的血管 贝德先生 entered your bloodstream, Mr Beder 60 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:07,692 你离心脏衰竭还有90秒 You have 90 seconds until heart failure 61 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,128 不过我这里有解药 I do, however, have the antidote here 62 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,730 告诉我你们"大漩涡"组织 Perhaps you'd like to tell me what your friends 63 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,565 高层的计划 at the maelstrom syndicate are planning 64 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,600 60秒 Sixty seconds 65 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,037 朗达·乔治 Rhonda George 66 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,706 - 一场暗杀 - 朗达·乔治 ? An assassination Rhonda George? 67 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,842 她是一名女演员和慈善家 She's the actress and philanthropist 68 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:27,312 她两天后会主持一场"世界灵药"活动 She's hosting an event for worldcure in two days, sir 69 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,414 给我解药 Give me the antidote 70 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,949 恐怕已经晚了 It's too late, I'm afraid 71 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,987 你得去参加这场活动 塞巴斯蒂安 I want you at this event, Sebastian 72 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:38,323 明智的选择 莱福德指挥官 Very wise, commander ledford 73 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:47,466 维尔贝克接球 鲁尼也在附近 Welbeck's touch Rooney's there too 74 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,301 传到卡里克脚上 导给了贝恩斯 Now carrick, here's baines 75 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:52,237 无人防守 Oh, he's free 76 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,507 英国要参加半决赛了 England are heading to the semis, 77 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,643 英国球迷们有好戏看了 ! to the delight of millions at home! 78 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,378 大伙们 Hey, everyone 79 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,882 让我们像成年人一样庆祝吧 Let's celebrate responsibly 80 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,812 噢 ! Oh! 81 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,780 不敢相信又发生这种事了 Can't believe it's happened again 82 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,716 快拔出来 快拔出来 Get it out Get it out 83 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,451 快拔出来 Get it out Get out 84 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,887 - 他要爆炸了 ! - 快让路 婊砸们 He's gonna blow! Out the way, ladies 85 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:44,823 - 我拿灭火器来了 - 感谢郭家 I've got the fire extinguisher Thank the lord 86 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:59,671 诺比在哪 诺比在哪 ? 诺比 ! Where's nobby? Where is he? Where's nobby? Nobby! 87 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,040 诺比 诺比 Nobby Nobby, nobby 88 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,644 你干嘛这么喘 ? Why are you so out of breath? 89 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:06,945 我从家里跑来的 I've run all the way from home 90 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,781 可你家就在街对面 But you only live across the street 91 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,349 你还记得我表帝格尔吗 ? Do you remember me cousin, digger? 92 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,918 - 那个毛贼 ? - 对 What, the thief? Yeah 93 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,487 他有天晚上在一个聚会上扒窃 Well, he was nicking coats at a posh event the other night, 94 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:16,855 你绝对猜不到他看到谁了 and you'll never guess who he saw 95 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,823 - 谁 ? - 我们终于找到他了 Who? We finally found him 96 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,793 我们终于找到你弟弟了 We finally found your brother 97 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,805 诺比·布彻 以及 塞巴斯蒂安·布彻 Nobby and Sebastian butcher 98 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,874 我们是格林斯比的布彻兄弟 We're the butcher boys of grimsby 99 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,809 他们永远别想拆散我们 They'll never split us up 100 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,210 - 永远 ! - 永远 ! Forever! Forever! 101 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,748 你弟弟明天要去参加一场上流活动 Your brother is gonna be at a fancy party tomorrow 102 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,283 可我怎么进去 ? But how will I get in? 103 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:48,320 我表弟给你偷了张门票 Me cousin's nicked you a ticket 104 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,990 全球的领袖们 Leaders from around the world, 105 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,059 比如世界卫生组织的领头人 such as the head of the world health organization 106 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,162 哈维尔·阿尔瓦雷斯 以及包括丹尼尔·拉德克里夫在内的名人 Javier Alvarez and celebrities, including Daniel Radcliffe, 107 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,831 都前来参加了"世界灵药"活动 have gathered at this worldcure event, 108 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,935 主办人是 慈善家朗达·乔治 sponsored by philanthropist, Rhonda George 109 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,273 绿色地球 Green earth 110 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:11,810 格雷福斯特工 Agent graves, 111 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,278 已为你同步 your feed is live 112 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,246 - 是谁在我耳朵里说话 ? - 是我 Who's this in my ear? It's me 113 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,916 别调情了 这是公开频道 And stop flirting We're on an open channel 114 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,285 好吧 Right 115 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,007 - 多少钱 ? - 免费的 先生 How much? Complimentary, sir 116 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,344 你们好啊 How now? 117 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,980 嗨 Hi 118 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,049 你有没有见到我弟弟 他叫塞巴斯蒂安 Have you seen me brother? He's called Sebastian 119 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,352 这是他的照片 我几年前纹的 Here's a photo of him It was taken a few years ago 120 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,423 你就位了没 格雷夫特工 ? Are you in position yet, agent graves? 121 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,376 啊欧 Uh-oh 122 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,319 别这样 卡住了 Come on It's stuck 123 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:31,156 快出来啊 Come on 124 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,761 大家欢迎 朗达·乔治 Please welcome Rhonda George 125 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,636 大家下午好 女士先生们 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen 126 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,004 谢谢大家 Thank you 127 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,839 当我一开始发起"世界灵药"的时候 When I started worldcure, 128 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,308 很多人都经常对我说 people would constantly say to me: 129 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,211 "你无法治愈全世界的疾病" "You cannot rid the world of disease" 130 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,413 而我会直视他们的双眼 I would look them straight in the eye 131 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:58,083 并说 "我就是能" and say, "Yes, I can" 132 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,823 有没有发现敌人的马脚 格雷夫 ? Can you detect any imminent threat, graves? 133 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,058 我们将会想出办法 We are gonna figure this out 134 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,594 而我们的第一步 就是这里 就是现在 And it all starts right here, right now, 135 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,829 从一个小孩开始 with one little boy 136 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,064 他的名字叫洛莫·哈立迪 His name is schlomo khalidi 137 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,601 女士先生们 我们将治愈全世界 Ladies and gentlemen, we will cure the world 138 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,845 我妈妈是犹太人 Mummy was Jewish 139 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,013 爸爸是巴勒斯坦人 Daddy was palestinian 140 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,449 但他俩互相深爱着 But they both loved each other so very much 141 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,758 我天生就有艾滋病 I was born with HIV 142 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,626 现在我已经病入膏肓了 Now I am very sick with aids 143 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,796 太棒了 ! Yes! Fantastic! 144 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,298 你就等死吧 ! You are not coming back from that! 145 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,601 嘘 ! Shh! 146 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,770 虽然这个疾病会杀死我 Though this disease may kill me 147 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,204 - 袭击者 - 为什么我们 The operator Why can't we stop 148 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,306 在中东就不能停止互相杀戮 ? killing each other in the middle east? 149 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,075 袭击者在哪 ? Where's the operator? 150 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,384 摄影机其实是枪 The camera's a gun 151 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,193 该死 摄影机其实是枪 ! Damn The camera's a gun! 152 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,386 你是谁 ? Who are you? 153 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,687 我啊 It's me 154 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,088 诺比 Nobby 155 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,025 诺比 ? Nobby? 156 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,486 到底出了什么差错 ? What the hell just happened? 157 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,922 世界卫生组织的领头人中枪了 The head of the world health organization's been shot 158 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,225 快找到枪手位置 ! 快找到枪手位置 ! Locate the shooter! Locate the shooter! 159 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,861 上面有枪手 ! There's the shooter! 160 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,029 虎尾小队 秘密行动 Tiger tail Undercover 161 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,932 我的子弹被人干扰了 My shot was compromised 162 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,701 干掉他 ! Take him out! 163 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,703 长官 已经得到证实了 Sir, we have confirmation 164 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,538 是格雷夫开的枪 Graves took the shot 165 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,573 格雷夫 ? Graves? 166 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,214 嗷 ! Ow! 167 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,951 快住手 别打他 Cut it out Leave him alone 168 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,955 注意身后 ! Behind you! 169 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,591 - 我该怎么帮忙 ? - 离我远点 How can I help? You can stay away from me 170 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,360 你需要我的帮助 You need me help 171 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,495 混球 Fucking twat 172 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,079 再见 诺比 Goodbye, nobby 173 00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,353 别担心 我不会离开你的 ! Don't worry I won't leave you! 174 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,228 啊 ! Aah! 175 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,897 - 啊 ! 我的脚踝 ! - 我的酒瓶 Aah! My ankle! Me bottle 176 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,967 快起身 ! Get off me! 177 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,169 脚踝骨折了 你得背我走 The ankle's shattered You'll need to carry me 178 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,938 来吧 趴我肩膀上去 Come on Get over me shoulder 179 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,710 - 抱歉 - 上车 Sorry Get in 180 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,712 喂 别当路 Hey! Move away from the car 181 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,280 我得给你开罚单 Soon as I've printed your ticket 182 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,481 快进去 Come on 183 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,950 得由你开车 You'll have to drive 184 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,485 快开 不是这里 ! Move Not that one! 185 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,756 发生什么事了 ? What happened? 186 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,325 算了 直接开就是 Never mind Just get going 187 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,061 大伙 这样很危险的 ! Come on, it's dangerous! 188 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,529 立刻下车来 ! Get out of the car now! 189 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,397 别担心 这车是防弹的 Don't worry It's bulletproof 190 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,733 - 你们打不穿的 - 别 You can't hurt us No 191 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:12,203 这是防弹车窗 We've got bulletproof glass 192 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,038 - 啊 - 快关窗 ! Aah! Roll it up! 193 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,707 快关窗 ! Roll it up! 194 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,176 还是直接开车吧 Just go Now 195 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,461 太棒了 逃跑途中还能看比赛 Oh, great We can watch the match while escaping 196 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,366 小心 ! Watch out! 197 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,234 啊 ! Aah! 198 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,377 他被判黄牌 He's gonna take the penalty 199 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,445 - 吃黄牌了 - 诺比 别看足球了行么 There's a penalty Nobby, forget the football 200 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,347 - 你要淹死了 - 我等到 You're gonna drown I'm getting out 201 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,149 - 他领了黄牌之后就下车 - 听我说 after he's taken penalty Listen to me 202 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,018 深呼吸 Take a breath 203 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,552 而他 And he 204 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,656 法克 ! Fuck! 205 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,972 世界卫生组织局长 Director general of the world health organization, 206 00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,707 哈维尔·阿尔瓦雷斯博士 Dr Javier Alvarez, 207 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,008 已死亡 is dead 208 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,676 他被卷入了一起 He was caught in the crossfire 209 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,479 针对慈善家朗达·乔治 of an apparent assassination attempt 210 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,448 的暗杀行动中 on philanthropist Rhonda George 211 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,850 当局已经派了多名警察 A huge manhunt is underway 212 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,919 追捕这名叛逃特工 to find a rogue secret agent 213 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,789 他首先开枪射杀了中东的和平象征 who first shot middle east peace symbol 214 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,590 洛莫·哈立迪 schlomo khalidi 215 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,527 这名小孩被艾滋病感染的血液溅到了 The boy's aids-tainted blood then sprayed into the mouth 216 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,963 哈利·波特的扮演者 丹尼尔·拉德克利夫嘴里 of Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe 217 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,465 线人报道称 Sources tell us that Radcliffe, 218 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,300 拉德克利夫的唾液 who had numerous open sores in his mouth, 219 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:52,336 已经检测出了艾滋病毒 has tested positive for HIV 220 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,505 我们已经在审查他的背景了 长官 We're digging into his background now, sir 221 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,341 希望能查明 "大漩涡"是怎么收买他的 Trying to work out how maelstrom could've got to him 222 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,845 你希望我们怎么做 长官 ? What do you want us to do, sir? 223 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,449 激活奇尔科特 Activate chilcott 224 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,118 我们当初开除奇尔科特是有原因的 长官 Chilcott was dismissed for good reason, sir 225 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,854 激活奇尔科特 Activate chilcott 226 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,225 生活真是奇特啊 Isn't life strange? 227 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,827 昨天我还在过正常日子 I mean, yesterday I'm having a normal day 228 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,329 在酒吧和朋友喝酒 屁股还被塞进了烟火 down the pub with me mates with a firework up me ass 229 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,698 而今天就找到我弟弟了 And here we are now, with me brother, 230 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,600 又是奔跑又是游泳的 doing some running and swimming, 231 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,402 各种各样的有氧运动 all different types of cardio 232 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,274 能问你个问题吗 ? Can I ask you a question? 233 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,777 你是不是凡·迪塞尔的替身演员 ? Are you a vin diesel impersonator? 234 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,780 还是说 你是专门瞄准染艾滋病小孩的杀手 ? Or are you a hit man who specializes in kids with aids? 235 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,050 啥 ? 我是一名秘密特工 我为军情六处的秘密小组工作 What? I'm a secret agent, I work for an offshoot of MI6 236 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,652 那你怎么之前没告诉你哥哥我 ? How could you not tell your own brother what you do? 237 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,388 我刚不是才说了是"秘密"组织吗 ? Because within the title of my occupation is the word "Secret" 238 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,424 可如果你连家人都不能信任 那你还能信任谁 ? But if you can't trust family, who can you trust? 239 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:50,495 信任你 ? 信任你 ? 就是因为你 Trust you? Trust you? Because of you, 240 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,763 世界卫生组织的局长现在死了 the head of the world health organization is dead 241 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,298 而哈利·波特也染上了艾滋 and Harry Potter has aids 242 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,601 你3秒内取得的成就 You managed to do in three seconds 243 00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,104 伏地魔用了8部电影的时间都没做到 what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies 244 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:03,541 别担心 艾滋是可以治愈的 Don't wet your knickers It's treatable 245 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,309 噢 海洛因 Ooh, heroin 246 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,579 这玩意会上瘾的 That stuff's addictive It's a gateway drug 247 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,315 - 上什么瘾 ? - 海洛因瘾 To what? To more heroin 248 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,418 这不是海洛因 这是骨骼急速修复剂 This is not heroin, this is rapid bone calcifier 249 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,020 作用是修复我脚踝的受损处 It fills the fractures in my ankle, 250 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,557 填满碎裂的骨头 好让使用者能恢复走动 hardens the bone and muscle around it so that I can walk 251 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,926 你脚踝出什么事了 ? Why, what happened to your ankle? 252 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,294 你压碎的 You fell on it 253 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,166 你好 Hello 254 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,400 不是我做的 I didn't do it 255 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,601 我需要你的帮助 I need your help 256 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,037 如果我帮你 我就会被逮捕 If I help you, I'll be arrested 257 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,273 如果你不帮 那我很可能今晚就得死 If you don't, I could be dead by the end of the day 258 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,775 好吧 听着 All right, listen 259 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,211 莱福德激活了一名特工 叫奇尔什么什么的 Ledford activated someone called chil-something 260 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,646 我只知道这些 That's all I know 261 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,315 "奇尔科特" ? 老天啊 他真是疯了 Chilcott? Oh, Jesus, he's a psychopath 262 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,350 - 这是追杀令 - 天啊 That's a kill order Oh, god 263 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,486 朱蒂 我需要你帮我做件事 Jodie, I need you to do something for me 264 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,354 我需要你去找出杀害哈维尔·阿尔瓦雷斯 I need you to find out the identity of the man 265 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,989 的凶手 who killed Javier Alvarez 266 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,425 如果我能找到他 我就能证明自己清白 If I can find him, it will clear my name 267 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,093 你能做到吗 ? Can you do that? 268 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,529 我尽力 I'll try 269 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,599 小赛 我能按这红按钮吗 ? Seb, can I press this red button? 270 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,368 - 啊 ! 操 - 怎么了 ? Aah! God's sake What? 271 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,637 你射进我脖子里的东西是个追踪装置 ! You just implanted a tracking device in my neck! 272 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:12,109 至少这样你就不会再失踪28年了 At least I won't lose you for another 28 years 273 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,679 我忘了说了 我给你准备了个礼物 I forgot to mention, I got you a present 274 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:18,015 - 什么 ? 这两张门票 What? Two tickets for me and you 275 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:22,653 我们一起去智利看英国踢决赛 to go to Chile to see england play in the final 276 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,789 你怎么知道英国能进决赛 ? How do you know if england are gonna be in the final? 277 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,458 他们最好进去 别枉费了我特地纹的纹身 Well, they'd better be because I just got this done 278 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:33,764 英国 2016年 "世界冠军" England, world "Championes," 2016 279 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,367 上面写的是200016 That says 200,016 280 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,737 才没 是2016才对 No, it says 2016 281 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,873 这年份还得过19万8000年才到 That's 198,000 years from now 282 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,977 既然如此 那这两个"0"没收我钱 我赚大发了 In that case, I got two zeroes for free, so who's the idiot? 283 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,413 - 你干嘛呢 ? - 我得销声匿迹 What are you doing? I need to disappear 284 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,015 外面有人在追捕我 There are people looking for me 285 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,984 你不会再见到我了 You won't see me again 286 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,655 祝你好运 诺比 Good luck, nobby 287 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,624 嗯 Yeah 288 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,425 好吧 你说得对 Okay No, no, you're right 289 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:04,295 我也该回家了 I should-- I should be heading back home anyway 290 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,163 得去照顾家人 Got to see the family 291 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,199 很高兴和你重逢 It's good to reconnect 292 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,700 你多保重 Take care, eh? 293 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,435 保重 Take care 294 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,810 等下 既然你是间谍 Wait Since you're a spy, 295 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,546 那谁也不知道我是你哥哥 ? does that mean no one knows I'm your brother? 296 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,649 没错 Exactly 297 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:31,756 这样的话 我给你准备了个完美的藏身地点 Well, then, I've got the perfect place for you to hide 298 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,294 老天啊 Oh, no 299 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,802 你能回来 Oh, it's so good 300 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,570 格林斯比真是太好了 to have you back in grimsby 301 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,173 这里变化这么大 你肯定都认不出了 You probably don't recognize it since it were gentrified 302 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,876 我又不是格林斯比长大的 I am not from grimsby 303 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,377 嗨 Hiya 304 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,912 嗨 Hiya 305 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:58,549 我有个女朋友 虽然没有正式谈妥 I've got a girlfriend It's nothing serious 306 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,519 但她性感得不行 所以你最好收敛点 But she's fit as fuck, so hands to yourself 307 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,721 来吧 把鞋脱了 Go on Shoes off 308 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,792 嗨 Hey 309 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,560 - 我想你了 老爸 - 我也想你了 Missed you, dad Missed you too 310 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:15,366 我说的是"安全地点" 难道我没表达清楚 ? Was I not clear when I said I needed a secure location? 311 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,468 这里绝对安全 This place is totally secure 312 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,969 不过我不知道她是谁 Although I don't know who she is 313 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,906 开玩笑的 她是布兰妮 I'm just being hilarious That's our Britney 314 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,574 要喝茶吗 厨房还有烤肉串 You want a cup of tea? There's a kebab 315 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,242 想吃什么自己拿 You can have anything you want there 316 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,844 各种存货的厨房 It's a kitchen, fully stocked 317 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,686 给我闭嘴 卡特曼 ! Shut your fucking mouth, cartman! 318 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,725 这是我小女儿 被解放的姜戈 And this is our new babby, django unchained 319 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,093 嗨 老爸 Hey, dad 320 00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:43,427 他是谁 ? Who's that? 321 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:45,196 那是我大儿子 骷髅 That's me oldest son, skeletor 322 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,464 - 嗨 - 嗨 ! Hiya Hey! 323 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,199 这又是谁 又是你儿子 ? What's that, another son? 324 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,800 别开玩笑了 Don't be daft 325 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,703 这是我孙子 江南Style That's our grandson, gangnam style 326 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,005 你们好啊 Hiya 327 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,207 嗨 老爸 Hi, dad 328 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,942 这是卢克 And this here is Luke 329 00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,411 给他取这个名字是因为他得了白血病 We call him that because he's got leukemia 330 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,613 真遗憾 I'm so sorry 331 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,415 其实并没有 是我们给他剃的光头 He doesn't really We just shave his head 332 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,983 好用他去领福利 so we can claim the welfare for it 333 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,318 - 啥 ? - 给你说 What? You know what? 334 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,086 你这的秃头可是个摇钱树 You're looking at a gold mine up there 335 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:12,690 每周可以领到654英镑的福利 This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week 336 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:18,062 好了 化学课结束 All right, chemistry class is over 337 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,730 该上生物课了 Time for biology 338 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,166 在最大的时候 母象的子宫 At its maximum, the mother's uterus 339 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,869 能扩张到410立方厘米 expands to 25 cubic feet 340 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,704 - 这是谁 ? - 他是谁 ? Who's this? Who's that? 341 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,739 - 就这个光头男 他是谁 ? - 杰森 The other bald man Who's this? Jason 342 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,141 - 他才是杰森 - 我是杰森 He's Jason I'm Jason 343 00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:32,343 我有11个小孩 要记住全部人可不容易好吗 I've got 11 kids Not easy to remember them all 344 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,378 - 啊 ! - 他不叫塞巴斯蒂安 Aah! His name is not Sebastian, 345 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,213 你们只需要知道这点就够了 and that's all you need to know 346 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:40,050 你上哪找到他的啊 老爸 ? 居然是科迪叔叔 What the fuck are you on about, dad? It's uncle coddy 347 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,919 让我们抱抱 Give us a hug 348 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,454 不敢相信真的是你 I can't believe it's you 349 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:45,623 欢迎回到格林斯比 Welcome back to grimsby 350 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,759 他们是你的家人 这些都是你的侄子和侄女 They're your family Those are your nephews and nieces 351 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,895 - 他们怎么知道我是谁 ? - 这几年来 How do they know who I am? I might've mentioned you 352 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,663 我提到过你几次 couple of times over the years 353 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,766 "几次?" 给他看看你的纪念墙 老爸 "Couple of times"? I'll show him your wall, dad 354 00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,571 这是你小时候的照片 There's you as a kid 355 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,083 - 快跑 ! - 你们这群小混球 Leg it! You little bastards 356 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,351 把球还给我 ! Give me back me ball! 357 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:15,719 滚粗 Fuck off 358 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:18,222 诺比 快把球传过来 Nobby Pass us the ball Come on 359 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:20,524 - 快传球 - 他要进球了 Pass it He's gonna score 360 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,760 - 英国要赢决赛了 - 诺比 射门 ! England's gonna win the final Nobby, shoot! 361 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,964 噢 Oh 362 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,833 早安 警官 Morning, officer 363 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,801 诺比·布彻 以及 塞巴斯蒂安·布彻 Nobby and Sebastian butcher 364 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,736 我们正准备把球拿去 We were trying to return that beautiful ball 365 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,305 还给失主 to its rightful owner 366 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,507 不是球的事 小伙子们 It's not about the ball, lads 367 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:56,260 快看 小赛 那就是要领养我们的夫妻 Look, seb That's the couple that's adopting us 368 00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:58,896 他们是从伦敦来的 They're from London 369 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:03,467 你会和我一起去的 对吧 诺比 ? You're coming with me Right, nobby? 370 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:05,069 当然 Of course 371 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,937 我永远不会离开我弟弟 I'd never leave my little brother 372 00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:10,274 伤心很正常的 It's all right to be sad 373 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:13,310 但绝对不能站在这里 But it's not all right to stand there and whinge 374 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,845 哭得没个人样 like a low mopey bastard 375 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,547 我们是谁 ? 说出来 Who are we? Come on, say it 376 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,883 我们是格林斯比的布彻兄弟 We're butcher boys of grimsby 377 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,651 我没听见 大声点 I didn't hear you Say it again 378 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:23,821 我们是格林斯比的布彻兄弟 We're the fucking butcher boys of grimsby 379 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,489 他们永远别想拆散我们 They'll never split us up 380 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:27,825 - 永远 ! - 永远 ! Forever! Forever! 381 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,795 总之 你们叔叔肯定不想再看这些 Anyway, your uncle don't want to look at pictures 382 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:33,197 以前的老照片了 对吧 ? of me and him all day, do you? 383 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,199 - 是的 - 啥 ? No What? 384 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,667 不想 No 385 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,202 好吧 来吧 All right Come on 386 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:41,205 大家来看看我在伦敦旅游的照片 Let's take a look at me travel photos of London 387 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:45,309 大家都来 都挤挤 都挤挤 Come on, everyone Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up 388 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:48,379 这是"七天酒店" 这是"如家酒店" This is the Norfolk arms This is the dog and duck 389 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,880 这是"汉庭酒店" This is the three crowns 390 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,715 而这是查理十字警察局 And this is charing cross police station 391 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,117 那群蠢猪 Fucking pigs 392 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,219 这是我在喝冰镇酒 This is me with some free booze 393 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:58,022 而这是我用手指插进了非洲小男孩的屁股 And this is me with me finger up an African boy's ass 394 00:25:58,024 --> 00:25:59,990 等下 倒退一下 给我看看 Wait a minute Go back Let me see 395 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:08,732 他就是刺客 It's the assassin 396 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,702 听着 伦敦是很好玩 但我很想你们 Listen, London were fab But I missed you lot 397 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:14,672 - 我们也想你了 - 我们也想你了 老爸 Missed you too Missed you too, dad 398 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,176 接吧 Answer it 399 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,377 遵命 长官 Yes, sir 400 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,046 你好 ? Hello? 401 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,281 莱福德在盯着你 对吧 ? Ledford's watching you, isn't he? 402 00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:25,482 说"嗨 爸爸" Say, "Hi, daddy" 403 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:26,884 嗨 爸爸 Hi, daddy 404 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:27,885 啊 Aww 405 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,320 看看你的邮箱 Check your e-mail 406 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:31,488 查出他是谁 Find out who that is 407 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:34,325 你得进入全球面部识别数据库 You'll have to access the global facial recognition grid 408 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:36,060 我怎么进 ? And how am I going to do that? 409 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:37,595 自己想 Figure it out 410 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:42,232 - 嗨 - 不会是我的一生挚爱唐妮吧 ? Hiya That the love of me life, dawny? 411 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:45,502 - 难道是我亲爱的诺比 ? - 我回来了 Is that my darling nobby? I'm back 412 00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:48,372 - 我想死你了 - 我也是 I missed you so much Me too 413 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:49,607 好了 孩子们快出去 All right, kids Out Now 414 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,275 听妈妈的话 赶紧出去 Out Listen to your mum Out quick 415 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,445 我有很重要的事要给爸爸说 I got something very important that I need to tell your dad 416 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:55,646 什么事 ? What is it? 417 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:57,681 我内裤丢了 I lost me panties 418 00:26:57,683 --> 00:26:59,650 你确定不是被你屁股夹进去了 ? You sure your ass hasn't eaten them again? 419 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:03,153 不是 你个白痴 我是直接没穿 No, you daft twat I didn't put any on 420 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:09,660 我直接看硬了 Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at legoland 421 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,863 快看 我完全 Oh, look I'm exactly like 422 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,300 "第六感追缉令"里的莎伦·史泰龙一样 Sharon Stallone in basic instincts 423 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,038 别担心 Don't worry 424 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,506 不是从菊花里放出来的 That didn't come out me bum 425 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:23,741 噢 Oh 426 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,643 这个才是 That one did 427 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,544 - 没问题 - 快过来 No problem Get over here 428 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,713 我知道你肯定想要了 I know you must be gagging for it 429 00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:32,182 - 好的 - 快来 诺比 All right Come here, nobby 430 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,085 - 嘿 - 怎么 ? Hey What? 431 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,621 我想吃本市特色早餐 I'm hungry for a grimsby breakfast 432 00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:38,956 自己动手丰衣足食 Well, the buffet's open 433 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,724 我预约一个人的位置 I'll need a table for one 434 00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:42,493 你就只能吃这么点 It's all-you-can-eat 435 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,128 60分钟后见 See you in about 60 minutes 436 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,429 快来吧 Get going 437 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:47,131 - 咳 诺比 - 噢 Ahem, nobby Oh 438 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:52,436 这是我酒友 本·金斯利（英国男演员） That's me darts partner, umBen Kingsley 439 00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:55,439 诺比 你觉得我傻吗 ? Nobby, what do you take me for? 440 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:58,042 我知道他是谁 他是你弟弟 I know who that is That's your brother 441 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,110 这么多年你都跑哪去了 ? Where the fuck you been all these years? 442 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:03,914 我之前在忙 顺带一提 恭喜了 产期是什么时候 ? I've been busy Congratulations, by the way When are you due? 443 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:07,618 噢 我没怀孕 我只是胖而已 Oh, I'm not pregnant I'm just fucking fat 444 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:09,086 - 诺比 - 嗯 ? - Nobby - What? 445 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:10,954 我的位置必须保密才行 It's imperative no one know that I'm here 446 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:13,624 你需要一个周围没人的隔绝空间对吧 ? You need somewhere isolated where there's no one around? 447 00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:14,992 - 完全没错 - 好吧 Exactly All right 448 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:17,061 我知道有个地方 I know just the place 449 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:20,097 就这边 路过火车站 It's just this way, past the train station 450 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:30,407 - 915车乘客请快上车 - 格林斯比到伦敦 - All aboard the 915, - grimsby to London 451 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:31,842 进去吧 In you go 452 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:38,449 你觉得新父母会让我们 Do you think our new parents will let us sleep 453 00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:39,983 睡在同一间屋里吗 ? in the same room? 454 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:42,953 如果是双层床 我能睡上面吗 ? If we have bunk beds, can I have the top? 455 00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,555 上面给你吧 小子 You can have the top, little man 456 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,792 现在快去撒泡尿 免得被别人抢先了 Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do 457 00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,194 好的 哥哥 Okay, bruv 458 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,364 - 额 塞巴斯蒂安 - 怎么了 ? And Sebastian What is it? 459 00:28:56,434 --> 00:28:58,068 没什么 Nothing 460 00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:12,249 诺比 ? Nobby? 461 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,287 诺比 ? Nobby? 462 00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:20,424 诺比 ? 诺比 ? Nobby? Nobby? 463 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:28,432 诺比 ? 诺比 ? 你有没有见到我哥哥 ? Nobby? Nobby? Have you seen me brother, nobby? 464 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:31,502 诺比 你在哪 ? Nobby, where are you? Nobby! 465 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:34,571 不 ! 诺比 ! No! Nobby! 466 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,306 快回来 ! Come back! 467 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,976 快回来 诺比 ! Come back, nobby! 468 00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:42,546 小赛 快走吧 Sebbo Come on 469 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:47,217 我知道 过去的美好历历在目 对吧 ? I know It's great to be back, isn't it? 470 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:51,288 到了 就这里面 Here we go Just in here 471 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,856 你确定这个地方很安全 ? You sure this location is secure? 472 00:29:52,858 --> 00:29:55,425 放松点 相信你哥哥 Relax Trust your brother 473 00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,831 惊喜 ! Surprise! 474 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,368 快停下 小赛 ! No, no! Seb! Come on, no 475 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,803 他们是我们朋友 No, they're our folk 476 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,971 欢迎回家 Welcome home 477 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,606 没人应该知道我在这里才对 Nobody's supposed to know I'm here 478 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,008 确实没人知道啊 No one does know you're here 479 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,242 可这伙人不就知道 These people know I'm here 480 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,845 - 你们知道他在这里 ? - 不知道 ! - Do you know he's here? - No! 481 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:19,917 我们到了 We are here 482 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,185 干得好 奇尔科特 Good work, chilcott 483 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,553 你怎么找到他的 ? How did you find him? 484 00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:25,055 就当是职业直觉吧 Let's just call it professional intuition 485 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,527 什么味道 ? What's that smell? 486 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:32,963 是我 米尔基·皮姆斯 That's me Milky pimms 487 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:34,731 我在码头工作 Oh I work our docks 488 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:37,935 我们把"使命召唤"运往全世界 We transport COD all over the world 489 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,603 引人入胜 Fascinating 490 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,506 有什么事吗 ? Can I help you? 491 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,877 奇尔科特 让开 Chilcott Move 492 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,479 怎么了 ? What is it? 493 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:52,082 老天啊 我被围住了 Oh, god, I'm cornered 494 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,517 我真不该独自前来的 I should never have come here alone 495 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,720 你在格林斯比永远不孤独 老弟 You're never alone in grimsby, bruv 496 00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:59,056 伙计们 Lads Lads 497 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,558 看见外面那群蠢货了吗 ? See those blokes out there? 498 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,795 他们是曼彻斯特联队的球迷 Those are Manchester united supporters 499 00:31:04,797 --> 00:31:06,330 这些蠢货居然敢跑来这里嚣张 ? How dare those twats show up here? 500 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:09,766 拖住他们 我向你保证 我会一把火烧了你学校 Delay them I promise I'll burn your school down 501 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:10,968 不上学万岁 ! No school! Come on 502 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,502 拿上桌球 ! Get the ball! 503 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:15,105 - 我们上 小子们 - 他们有枪 ! - Let's go, lads - They've got guns! 504 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:23,413 打扰下 先生 你好像掉东西了 Excuse me, sir I think you dropped something 505 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:24,915 掉什么了 ? Dropped what? 506 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,353 这里可是格林斯比 渣渣 ! You're in grimsby now, you git! 507 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:31,822 你觉得我不敢杀你吗 ? 小混球 Do you think I'll hesitate to kill you? Little bastard 508 00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:34,091 就现在 ! Now! 509 00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:40,497 桑杰夫 就现在 ! Sanjiv, now! 510 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:50,207 进鱼厂 这边 Fish factory, this way 511 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:52,609 进鱼厂 快走 Come on, fish factory Go there 512 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,678 快进去 Quick In there Let's go 513 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,987 啊 ! Aah! 514 00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:11,528 小赛 Seb 515 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:14,131 你干了什么好事 ? 你把他杀死了 What have you done? You've killed him 516 00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:22,372 诺比 你做什么呢 ? Nobby, what are you doing? 517 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,942 我让他死得体面些 I'm showing some respect for the dead 518 00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:27,044 给 伙计 There you go, mate 519 00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:36,787 - 诺比 - 什么 ? Nobby! What? 520 00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:39,523 - 过来 - 怎么了 ? Get over here What is it? 521 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,725 我需要你帮忙吸我肩上的伤口 I need you to suck this wound in my shoulder 522 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,828 不不不 我可不舔男人的肩膀 No, no, no, I don't put my lips on another man's shoulder 523 00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:46,129 - 太基了 - 赶紧的 That's very gay Do it now 524 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,497 在格林斯比 人们只要 People have been chucked out of grimsby 525 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,399 敢点全素早餐 都会被赶出去 for ordering a vegetarian breakfast 526 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,835 这颗子弹里含有lonomia毛毛虫的毒液 That pellet was filled with lonomia caterpillar toxin 527 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:54,404 你不吸出来的话 我90秒内就会死 I'll be dead in 90 seconds if you don't suck it out 528 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,173 好吧 好吧 Okay, okay 529 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:59,409 用力点 Suck hard 530 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,644 就这样 That's it 531 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,912 别把毒液吞进去了 Don't swallow the poison 532 00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:03,313 赶紧吐出来 And now spit it out 533 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,117 - 干得好 - 赞美太阳 Well done Praise the lord 534 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,052 我还以为我要失去你了 弟弟 I thought I'd lost you, brother 535 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,454 - 我爱你 - 诺比 I love you so much Nobby 536 00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:12,556 - 什么 ? - 我另一个部位也被击中了 What? I've been hit somewhere else 537 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:13,757 哪 ? Where? 538 00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:18,695 我才不吸那里 绝对不行 I'm not falling for that one No way 539 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:21,098 不行 你干嘛 ? No, you don't-- what are you doing? 540 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,600 你干嘛脱裤子 ? No, why are you taking those off? 541 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:26,169 毒液是从左边睾丸叶进入的 The toxin's coursing through the left lobule of my teste 542 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:29,740 经由精液和淋巴管通往我的肾脏 快吸 Up the spermatic plexus to my kidneys Suck it 543 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,074 呼 ! Whoo! 544 00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:32,576 耶稣说过 As Jesus said, 545 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:36,546 "别给自己兄弟口交" "Thou shalt not suck off your own fucking brother" 546 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:39,349 快吸 要不然我60秒内就会死 Do it, or I'll be dead in 60 seconds 547 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,418 我傻乎乎的找了你30年 I've been searching for you for almost 30 year 548 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,554 其实上Grindr(同性恋交友网站)的话 2分钟就能找到了 I could've found you in two minutes on grindr 549 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:48,158 选一个吧 要不吸我蛋蛋 要不看着我死 Choose You can suck my scrotum or you can let me die 550 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:50,594 好吧 Okay 551 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,829 你想让我刻什么在你墓碑上 ? What would you like written on your gravestone? 552 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,564 快给我吸 ! Suck my balls! 553 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,400 喔 ! Whoa! 554 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:57,901 我只剩40秒了 I have less than 40 seconds 555 00:33:57,903 --> 00:33:59,569 好吧 All right 556 00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:01,471 这是为了老爸 This is for dad 557 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,909 快吸 用力吸 Suck it Suck harder 558 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,944 吸出来吐掉 Suck and spit 559 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:12,382 吸出来吐掉 吸出来吐掉 Suck and spit Suck and spit 560 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,918 毒液传播太快了 我得用上体位才行 It's traveling too fast I need to be on top 561 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,421 来这边 Over here 562 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:20,023 啥 ? 不行 我才不玩Teabag(一种玩法) What? No I draw the line at teabagging 563 00:34:22,995 --> 00:34:24,461 得赶紧摇出来 Must shake this out 564 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,697 根本没起作用 It's not working 565 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,006 科迪 Coddy 566 00:34:36,008 --> 00:34:39,876 科迪 别死啊 科迪 Coddy, don't go Coddy 567 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,813 我失去了你一次 I've lost you once 568 00:34:42,815 --> 00:34:45,248 我不能再次失去你 I refuse to lose you again 569 00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:56,760 噢 ! Oh! 570 00:34:58,229 --> 00:34:59,429 好了 That's it 571 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,565 - 我们做到了 - 你做到了 We did it You did it 572 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,799 我们做到 We did-- 573 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,068 你居然射我脸 you just came on me face 574 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,037 最多只是射精前的透明液体而已 It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most 575 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:08,472 成熟点吧 Grow up 576 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,687 我想象能有一天人们不用再活在困难当中 I envision a day when people won't have to live like this 577 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:26,490 人们不再会被贫困压垮 A day when poverty will be eradicated 578 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:28,492 我知道这一天是有可能实现的 And I know it's possible 579 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:30,560 长官 我们有线索了 Sir, we've got something 580 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:33,363 用力吸 吸出来吐掉 Suck harder Suck and spit 581 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,599 你找到什么新线索了 马巴尔 ? So, what's this new intelligence, marber? 582 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:38,502 我们查到了格雷夫的同伙 是他哥哥 We've identified the partner, sir He's graves' brother 583 00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:40,036 - 哥哥 ? - 凯尔·阿伦·布彻尔 Brother? Kyle Alan butcher, 584 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,638 也被称作 诺比·布彻尔 aKA Nobby butcher 585 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,173 肯定是"大漩涡"的间谍吧 A maelstrom sleeper, no doubt 586 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,909 只是个劳动阶级流氓而已 Just some working-class scum 587 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:47,511 找出并杀了他们 Find them and kill them 588 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:48,712 遵命 长官 Yes, sir 589 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,451 我找到杀手了 I found the assassin 590 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,887 他叫帕维尔·卢卡申科 他正前往南非途中 He's pavel lukashenko He's on route to South Africa 591 00:35:56,889 --> 00:35:58,221 很好 Good 592 00:35:58,223 --> 00:36:00,157 还有 他们查到你哥哥了 Yeah And they know about your brother 593 00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:01,791 没问题 我正准备甩开他 No problem I'm about to ditch him 594 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,593 听着 Listen 595 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:06,863 如果他被抓到 他和他家人都会被杀 They'll kill him and his family too if they catch him 596 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,499 你真希望害死你哥哥吗 ? Do you really want your brother to die? 597 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:23,747 快忘掉 Forget it 598 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:25,815 听着 我得找你那朋友聊聊 Look, I need to talk to your friend 599 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,285 叫啥来这 米尔基 ? Uh, what--? Milky? 600 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,720 那个运鱼的 ? The fish travel agent? 601 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,924 怎么 你想让他也给你吸吸 ? What, so you can gob-rape him too? 602 00:36:33,926 --> 00:36:35,158 你个禽兽 You monster 603 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,127 不是 No 604 00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:38,762 我们要去南非了 We're going to South Africa 605 00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:41,898 真的 ? Really? 606 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:45,268 我要和我弟弟去度假了 I'm going on holiday with me babby brother 607 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,768 全球瞩目的半决赛正在上演 It's a semifinal that has become gripped by tension 608 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:22,072 球权在英国脚上 正进行最后一次进攻 And england to have the ball Time for one last attack, baby 609 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:24,474 - 加油 斯特林 - 球传到了斯特林脚上 Come on, Sterling The ball's broken for Sterling 610 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,610 - 射门啊 - 拉西姆·斯特林穿过去了 Get in there Raheem Sterling's through 611 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,545 拉西姆·斯特林为英国射门得分 ! And raheem Sterling scores for england! 612 00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:30,513 这一球奠定了英国 That surely puts england 613 00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:32,816 前往智利参加决赛的资格 into the final in Chile 614 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,384 加油 ! Here we go! 615 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,319 一口老痰吐你们脸上 ! We spit on your face! 616 00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:37,821 加油 ! 加油 ! Here we go! Here we go! 617 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:41,524 诺比 他们在打齐克·斯丹顿 Nobby They're beating up Zeke Stanton 618 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:42,859 纳粹混蛋 ! Nazi bastard! 619 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,995 - 入侵足球场 ! - 入侵足球场 ! Pitch invasion! Pitch invasion! 620 00:37:44,997 --> 00:37:47,597 - 纳粹混球 ! - 干死他们 ! - Nazi scum! - Let's get them! 621 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,499 - 快走 - 耶 ! - Come on - Yeah! 622 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:11,254 比赛结束 英国将前往智利参加决赛 That's it England are going to the final in Chile 623 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,893 - 朱蒂 - 嗨 爸爸 Jodie Hi, daddy 624 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,928 别再这样叫了 感觉挺变态的 No, no, stop doing that now It's weird 625 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,930 我发现卢卡申科的位置了 I've discovered where lukashenko is 626 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:25,735 我追踪到了他的位置 克鲁格公园的灌木旅社 I tracked him to the tshukaru bush lodge in kruger park 627 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:29,606 他在跟一个叫约里斯·斯密特的化学家会面 He's meeting up with a biochemist called joris smit 628 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,709 "大漩涡"很显然在买他的什么产品 Maelstrom are clearly buying something from him 629 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:35,578 这人目前和他妻子 丽娜·斯密特 一起住在酒店里 He's currently in a hotel room with Lina smit, his wife, 630 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,914 他妻子以乱交闻名 famed for her promiscuity 631 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,884 你得从她那下手 可能得献身勾引她才行 You need to find out from her You may need to seduce her 632 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:43,119 你也知道 为了英国 我在所不辞 Well, as you know, I'll do anything for england 633 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:44,621 给我在旅社预定一个房间 Book me a room at the lodge 634 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:47,357 已经定好了 你的化名叫谢尔顿先生 I have done Your alias is Mr Shelton 635 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:48,992 - 嘿 英国佬 - 干嘛 ? Hey, English What? 636 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,760 我有用来庆祝的好东西 I have something for you to celebrate: 637 00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:54,230 全非洲最棒的海洛因 好好享受吧 The best heroin in Africa Enjoy 638 00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:57,067 说出来很丢脸 我从没试过海洛因 I'm embarrassed to say I've never actually tried any before 639 00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:58,668 - 你绝对喜欢的 - 听着 You'll like it Listen, 640 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,170 我很希望能和你保持联系 I'd love to stay in touch 641 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,905 - 你有E-mail之类的吗 ? - Linkedin(商务社交网站) Are you on e-mail or? Linkedin 642 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:06,276 账号是 tabansinyaguraheroindealer15 It is tabansinyaguraheroindealer15 643 00:39:06,278 --> 00:39:08,311 什么 Yes 644 00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:09,746 你刚和谁说话呢 ? Who's that you were talking to? 645 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:11,881 我新朋友 塔班西 That is me new mate, tabansi 646 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:14,217 他在南非搞运输 He flies to and from south America 647 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,686 在菊花里藏毒品乘飞机 with drugs rammed up his bottom 648 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,923 不这么做就只能犯一辈子罪 It's either that or a life of crime 649 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,759 诺比 Nobby 650 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,327 我得出去几小时 I'll be gone for a couple of hours 651 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:26,196 为啥 ? 你去做什么 ? Why? What are you up to? 652 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:29,299 我要去见个人 查清卢卡申科来这里的目的 I'm meeting someone to find out why lukashenko came here 653 00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:32,669 你就好好待在这里 懂没 ? You stay here, understood? 654 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:43,980 不 Oh, no 655 00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:49,119 我好像把我俩的针管搞混了 I think I might've mixed up our needles 656 00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:51,488 老天啊 Oh, my god 657 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:54,591 你注射了海洛因可执行不了秘密任务 You can't do a secret mission on heroin 658 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,559 别担心 Not to worry, all right? 659 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,862 把间谍任务交给你哥哥就行 Just leave the spying to your brother 660 00:40:10,307 --> 00:40:11,508 塞巴斯蒂安 ? Sebastian? 661 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,643 不是 他在沙发上躺着 No, he's currently on couch, 662 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,044 揉自己奶玩呢 smacked off his tits 663 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,446 你是谁 ? Who is this? 664 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:18,014 我是他哥哥 诺比 I'm his brother, nobby 665 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:19,015 我能帮什么忙吗 ? Can I help? 666 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:22,552 诺比 你得好好听着 Nobby, I need you to listen to me 667 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,654 你得代替他执行任务 You are going to have to take his place 668 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:27,657 你得前往梅特兰车站 You need to head to maitland station 669 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,959 然后你会见到一个来自灌木旅社的司机 There, you'll meet a driver from tshukaru bush lodge 670 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:33,563 见到他之后 你的化名叫谢尔顿先生 When you meet him, your alias is Mr Shelton 671 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:35,098 听懂了没 ? Did you get that? 672 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,901 我现在就传信息到你隐形眼镜上 I'll send the information to your lens 673 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:27,350 糟了 快把门打开 ! Oh, no Open the door! 674 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,085 把门打开 ! Open the door! 675 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:45,401 好的 你得进酒店去 找到丽娜·斯密特 然后勾引她 Okay, you need to head inside, find Lina smit and seduce her 676 00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:47,303 什么 背着唐妮偷情 ? 绝对不行 What, and cheat on dawny? Never 677 00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:49,305 你得勾引她 然后查出 You need to seduce her in order to find out 678 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:51,875 她丈夫卖了什么给卢卡申科 what lukashenko bought from her husband 679 00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:53,276 好吧 Okay 680 00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:59,449 你见到丽娜·斯密特没 ? Can you see Lina smit? 681 00:41:59,451 --> 00:42:01,417 她很显眼的 She's easy to spot 682 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:04,988 她穿着一条绿裙子 而且她是个大美人 She's wearing a green dress, and she's absolutely gorgeous 683 00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:13,630 噢 不 Oh, no 684 00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:15,031 她的确是个大美人 She is gorgeous 685 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,232 找到了 ? Got her? 686 00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:17,867 没错 Bingo 687 00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:28,945 我得挂了 记住 表现得深沉点 I've got to go Remember, act sophisticated 688 00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:33,716 你好啊 小野猫 Hello, pussycat 689 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,251 我叫 The name is 690 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:37,186 谢尔顿 Shelton 691 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,721 MR 谢尔顿 MR Shelton 692 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,024 我在到处找你 I've been looking for you 693 00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:42,692 你想让我清扫房间 ? You want room clean? 694 00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:44,861 清扫房间 ? Room clean? 695 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,730 嗯 没错 "清扫房间" Yeah Yes "Room clean" 696 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:50,300 从上到下都清理干净 From top to bottom 697 00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:51,568 我住在23号 I'm in 23 698 00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:54,704 但是你和我一起的话 我们能玩到69号 But together, we could make it 69 699 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:56,673 好吧 我一会就来 Okay I come soon 700 00:43:13,023 --> 00:43:14,457 快啊 Come on 701 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,858 啊 ! Ugh! 702 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,228 下午好 Good afternoon 703 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:22,432 你好 我这里有紧急情况 褐色代码 Hello There's an emergency It's a code brown 704 00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:23,733 褐色代码 ? A code brown, sir? 705 00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:26,035 我把厕所堵了 I've blocked the toiletry 706 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:28,705 你能尽快派个人上来么 谢谢 Could you send somebody up as soon as you can, please? 707 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:30,406 好的 谢尔顿先生 Okay, Mr Shelton 708 00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:31,874 我马上派人来 I will send you assistance 709 00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:34,010 塞巴斯蒂安到了 Sebastian graves is here 710 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:36,746 去他的房间勾引他 Go to his room and seduce him 711 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:38,281 我马上来 I'll be there soon 712 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,717 太好了 维修工来了 Oh, good Maintenance is here 713 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,054 谢尔顿先生 Mr Shelton 714 00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:46,456 你们这的员工真够快的 That is really fast service 715 00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,658 我才刚挂电话呢 I only just called down 716 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:50,627 谢谢你这么快就来了 Thank you for coming so quickly 717 00:43:50,629 --> 00:43:54,097 希望我能满足你 I hope I can reciprocate 718 00:43:55,332 --> 00:43:56,766 好吧 Yeah 719 00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,134 总之 跟我来吧 Anyway, uh, follow me 720 00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:01,804 就这里面 开始工作吧 Uh, ahem, come on In here Let's do this 721 00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:05,541 你平时可不会选这里 Not your usual place to do it 722 00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:08,544 什么 ? 为啥 ? What? Why? 723 00:44:08,546 --> 00:44:09,812 我平时会选哪 ? Where did you expect me to do it? 724 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,214 床上 In the bed 725 00:44:11,216 --> 00:44:13,383 床上 ? 我又不是动物 In the-- in the bed? I'm not an animal 726 00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:16,185 我都有5周没在床上拉过了 I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks 727 00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:18,755 我们赶紧开工好吗 我直接指给你看吧 ? Let's be quick with this Shall I show it to you? 728 00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,923 我怎么知道 你给我看之后 How do I know that when I see it, 729 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,960 我不会疯狂的爱上你 ? I won't fall madly in love with you? 730 00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:28,364 这可能性并不高 There's really not much danger of that 731 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,800 很大坨的 It's enormous 732 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:33,770 我喜欢那样的 All the better 733 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:35,672 有多硬 ? How hard is it? 734 00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:37,607 好吧 Well, okay 735 00:44:37,609 --> 00:44:39,942 让我想想 额 Let me try and remember Um 736 00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:42,145 顶上十分硬 I mean, the top of it is, you know, very hard 737 00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:43,546 而且弄得我很痛 Actually, painfully so 738 00:44:43,548 --> 00:44:44,881 嗯 Mmm 739 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:47,316 然后中间是半硬 Then kind of medium soft 740 00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:51,220 然后到了最后 又变得非常硬 And at the base of it, really hard again 741 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,990 要不要我给你说说我准备怎么做 ? Now, should I tell you what I'm gonna do with it? 742 00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:55,525 不了 No 743 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,927 我会用手拿起来 I'm gonna take it in my hand 744 00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,929 - 全部拿起来 - 好吧 All of it Right 745 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:01,330 真是不寻常 That's very unusual 746 00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:02,532 是的 Yeah 747 00:45:02,534 --> 00:45:03,900 然后我拿嘴去亲 And then I'm gonna kiss it 748 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,835 拿嘴去亲 ? Gonna kiss it? 749 00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:09,806 然后就全放进嘴里去 And I'm gonna put all of it in my mouth 750 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:15,545 简直比"两女一杯"还恶心(好孩子别去搜) This is worse than 2 girls and 1 cup 751 00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:19,015 我打赌肯定是草莓味的 I bet it tastes like strawberries 752 00:45:19,017 --> 00:45:22,985 我向你保证 绝对是清真烤肉串的味道 And I bet you that it tastes of kebab with extra curry sauce 753 00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:28,157 听着 你这人真够重口的 Listen You're a total fucking weirdo, right? 754 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:32,028 呆在这里 绝对别出来 Just stay in here and do not come out 755 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:33,229 好的 Okay 756 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:43,573 又见面了 So we meet again 757 00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:45,808 请进吧 Please, come in 758 00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:48,945 好吧 Okay 759 00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:55,752 你干嘛呢 ? 叫个佣人擦桌子就行了 What are you doing? Let someone else do that 760 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:01,190 请原谅我离开一下 Please excuse me for one moment 761 00:46:03,127 --> 00:46:05,695 你干嘛呢 ? What the hell are you doing? 762 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:07,296 我在给自己做准备 I'm getting myself ready 763 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:09,365 嘘 ! 听着 我懂的 Shh! Listen, I get it 764 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:11,834 你不想把褐色染料弄到衣服上去 You don't wanna get any brown shrapnel on your clothes 765 00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:14,470 褐色染料 ? Brown-- brown shrapnel? 766 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:16,372 就这个 This 767 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:21,177 看到没 ? 硬 软 硬 You see? Hard, soft, hard 768 00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:24,213 祝你成功 May the best man win 769 00:46:26,483 --> 00:46:29,085 - 我要去修厕所了 - 别别别 - I go in there now - No, no, no 770 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:32,088 我们认识一下吧 Let's get acquainted 771 00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:36,959 有没有人告诉过你 Has anyone ever told you 772 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:39,395 你是个非常美丽的女人 ? that you're a very beautiful woman? 773 00:46:41,932 --> 00:46:43,900 你是上帝在这"绿色地球"上 You are the most beautiful thing 774 00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:46,769 创造出的最美的人 to ever walk the lord's green earth 775 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:52,475 我们收到了格雷夫眼镜里传来的信号 长官 We're getting signal from graves' lens, sir 776 00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:53,676 放到屏幕上 Put it up 777 00:46:53,678 --> 00:46:56,412 是什么情况 ? So, what are we looking at? 778 00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:02,385 老天啊 格雷夫 Good god, graves 779 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,088 乌 ! Whoo! 780 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:08,457 卢卡申科为什么和你丈夫会面 ? Why did lukashenko meet your husband? 781 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:12,328 能放大那个招牌么 ? Can you zoom in on that stationery? 782 00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:16,999 把坐标发给奇尔科特 Send the coordinates to chilcott 783 00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:22,171 你宁愿上女佣 也不上我 ? You'd rather make love to a maid than me? 784 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,406 女佣 ? Maid? 785 00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:27,610 巴努 出去 ! Banu, out! 786 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:29,245 对不起 斯密特夫人 Sorry, Mrs Smit 787 00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:31,347 斯密特夫人 ? Mrs Smit? 788 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:32,548 出去 巴努 ! Get out, banu! 789 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,383 真对不起 I'm so sorry Sorry 790 00:47:36,221 --> 00:47:42,058 现在 让我给你看看 我有多狂野 Now, let me show you how wild this animal can be 791 00:47:45,229 --> 00:47:49,966 你真以为我会让你睡我老婆吗 格雷夫先生 ? Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr Graves? 792 00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:51,467 没 不过话又说回来 我也没想到 No But then again, I never thought 793 00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:53,936 她会用衣架给我通大便 that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger 794 00:47:56,274 --> 00:48:00,943 再见了 塞巴斯蒂安·格雷夫 Goodbye, Sebastian graves 795 00:48:00,945 --> 00:48:03,112 他可不是我 That's not Sebastian graves 796 00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:09,785 - 你没事吧 ? - 嗯 You okay? Yeah 797 00:48:09,787 --> 00:48:11,020 海洛因效果如何 ? How was the heroin? 798 00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:13,389 比想象中还爽 Better than expected 799 00:48:14,858 --> 00:48:16,592 卢卡申科找你丈夫做什么 ? Why did lukashenko meet your husband? 800 00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:17,927 "大漩涡"在计划什么 ? What are maelstrom planning? 801 00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:19,829 我不知道 I don't know 802 00:48:19,831 --> 00:48:21,364 小赛 别 Seb, don't 803 00:48:22,633 --> 00:48:25,101 别太往心里去了 美人 他见人就杀的 Don't take it personal, love He kills everyone 804 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:27,970 因为他小时候常尿床 It's because he used to wet the bed 805 00:48:27,972 --> 00:48:30,406 - 这事很重要 得告诉她才行 - 根本不重要 It's important she knows It's not important 806 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,975 对于那个常年睡在你下铺的小男孩很重要 Well, it was important to the boy on the bunk under you 807 00:48:32,977 --> 00:48:34,577 我经常被上铺的尿滴到身上 who used to get dripped on at night 808 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:35,778 赶紧办正事 Get on with it 809 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,880 把你知道的事告诉我们 Just tell us what you know, 810 00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:39,482 他就让你活命 and he'll let you live 811 00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:40,683 说吧 Come on 812 00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:44,453 卢卡申科从我丈夫那买了某种病毒 Lukashenko bought some kind of virus 813 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:46,355 准备什么时候使用 ? When is he gonna use it? 814 00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:48,224 明天 Tomorrow 815 00:48:48,226 --> 00:48:50,526 他们准备在哪释放病毒 ? Where are they gonna release the virus? 816 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,067 他们 They'll-- 817 00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,103 趴下 ! get down! 818 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,173 趴下 ! Stay down! 819 00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:11,147 是奇尔科特 快跑 It's chilcott Move! 820 00:49:14,384 --> 00:49:15,584 快来 ! Come on! 821 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,534 快跑 Come on Run 822 00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:47,783 根本无处可躲 There's nowhere to hide 823 00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:49,385 - 我有主意了 - 真不错 I got an idea Oh, great 824 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:50,820 到目前为止 你的主意 Because your ideas have netted nothing 825 00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:52,054 全都是帮倒忙 but gold up to this point 826 00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:53,356 你得跟着我 You're gonna follow me 827 00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:55,257 然后服从你老哥的命令 and do exactly what your big brother says 828 00:49:55,259 --> 00:49:56,959 - 赶紧的 ! - 走吧 Hurry! Come on 829 00:50:08,038 --> 00:50:09,905 他们去哪了 ? Where'd they go? 830 00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:12,141 - 刚刚还在这的 - 散开 They were just here Spread out 831 00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:14,243 找出他们 Find them 832 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:20,149 老天啊 恶心死了 Oh, god, this is disgusting 833 00:50:36,233 --> 00:50:38,100 长官 快来看看 Sir, take a look at this! 834 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:43,939 - 看看他们走没 - 等我爬出去 - Check if they've gone - I'm trying to 835 00:50:46,177 --> 00:50:49,078 看到什么了 ? 他们走没 ? What can you see? They've gone? 836 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,713 周边已安全 The coast is clear 837 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,581 太好了 我们出去吧 Good Let's get out of here 838 00:50:54,751 --> 00:50:56,419 不 Oh, no 839 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,722 我操啊 ! Oh, fuck me! 840 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,023 做好准备 小赛 ! Brace yourself, seb! 841 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:05,061 快放开他 ! Get off him! 842 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:07,396 快抬开 啊 ! Get it off me Aah! 843 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:10,599 公象性交能长达3小时 The male can fuck for up to three hours 844 00:51:10,601 --> 00:51:12,234 我们得给它撸出来 We have to make it come 845 00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:13,836 我在动物世界里看过 I saw it on the BBC 846 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:17,339 你负责丁丁 我负责蛋蛋 You work the shaft, and I'll cradle the balls 847 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:19,141 我脖子都要被顶断了 It's gonna break my neck 848 00:51:21,344 --> 00:51:23,279 我抓到了 I got them 849 00:51:23,281 --> 00:51:25,114 加油 小赛 你能行的 Come on, sebbo You can do it 850 00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:26,782 我已经在撸了　！ I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 851 00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:30,653 - 用舌头舔它尿孔 - 别说蠢话 Put your tongue in the peehole Don't be stupid 852 00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:34,123 好像起作用了 好像起作用了 I think we're in business I think we're in business 853 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:38,094 快射啊 Come on Come on 854 00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:43,899 老天啊 Oh, god 855 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:45,701 恶心死了 ! That is revolting! 856 00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:48,671 哈库娜玛塔塔 Hakuna matata 857 00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:49,872 干得好 Well done 858 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:53,676 我要吐了 I think I'm gonna be sick 859 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:55,778 这最多只是射精前的透明液体而已 It's a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most 860 00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:56,979 成熟点吧 Grow up 861 00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,714 去看看周边安全没 See if the coast is clear 862 00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:03,018 - 不 - 怎么了 ? Oh, no What? What is it? 863 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:05,421 这是大象群交 It's an elephant bukkake party 864 00:52:05,423 --> 00:52:06,989 快拔出去 Get it out 865 00:52:06,991 --> 00:52:08,491 我菊花要被顶破了 It's breaking me asshole 866 00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:11,460 要不了多久了 Not much longer now 867 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:14,830 - 做好准备 ! 啊 ! - 不 ! Brace yourself! Aah! No! 868 00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:23,772 好了 All right 869 00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:29,678 你还好吧 ? Are you okay? 870 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,718 我一点都不好 No, I'm not okay 871 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:38,420 我刚拉的屎都是白色的 I just did an entirely white poo 872 00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:40,322 你得清洗干净 进来吧 You need to get cleaned up Get in 873 00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:43,592 我菊花没事吧 ? Is me ass okay? 874 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,194 啊 ? Huh? 875 00:52:45,196 --> 00:52:48,264 嗯 没什么事 一点都没事 Yeah, it's good It's really good 876 00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:55,604 这是你蛋蛋 ? Are those your bollocks? 877 00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:57,873 你右边蛋蛋被人亲出吻痕了 Someone's given you a hickey on your right nut 878 00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:00,643 是你弄的 That was you 879 00:53:02,078 --> 00:53:03,646 噢 Oh 880 00:53:04,948 --> 00:53:06,382 是朱蒂 It's Jodie 881 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:08,684 把她娶了吧 She could be your missus 882 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,686 不行 我受不了只有一个女人 No, I could never be with one woman 883 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,622 那你就错过了生命中最棒的礼物 Well, you're missing out on the greatest gift in life: 884 00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:15,424 家人 Family 885 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:18,661 我家人给我的唯一礼物就是背叛 The only gift I ever got from my family was betrayal 886 00:53:20,397 --> 00:53:21,964 你当初为什么下车了 ? Why did you do it? 887 00:53:22,966 --> 00:53:24,200 已经不重要了 It doesn't matter 888 00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:25,401 不重要 ? It doesn't matter? 889 00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:27,570 我才6岁 你却把我抛弃了 You abandoned me when I was 6 890 00:53:27,572 --> 00:53:29,171 告诉我原因 Now, why? 891 00:53:37,247 --> 00:53:39,181 我们已经做出决定了 We have made our decision 892 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:42,651 我们决定领养其中一个孩子 罗斯利先生 We've decided we can take one of the brothers, Mr Lowsley 893 00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:46,922 可格雷夫先生 格雷夫女士 他俩形影不离 But Mr And Mrs Graves, these boys are inseparable 894 00:53:46,924 --> 00:53:50,559 这样会伤碎他们心的 而且会有有非常不好的影响 It would break their hearts, and affect them both very badly 895 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,561 我们已经做出决定了 This is the decision we have come to 896 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,697 但这样的话 其中一人就只能 But that would leave one of the brothers 897 00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:56,332 待在格林斯比的收养所了 in the foster system in grimsby 898 00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:58,033 那可不是小孩该待的地方 It's no place for a boy 899 00:53:58,035 --> 00:54:00,436 他在那里绝对没有未来 He'll have no future here 900 00:54:09,212 --> 00:54:11,347 快上车了 ! All aboard! 901 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,351 诺比 ! nobby! 902 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,653 有没有见到我哥哥诺比 ? Have you seen me brother nobby? 903 00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:20,022 诺比 ! Nobby! 904 00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:22,825 不 ! 诺比 ! No! Nobby! 905 00:54:22,827 --> 00:54:24,326 快回来 诺比 ! Come back, nobby! 906 00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:30,766 老天啊 Oh, my god 907 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,401 所以当初我有可能会像你一样 ? So I could have had your life? 908 00:54:32,403 --> 00:54:33,602 没错 That's right 909 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:36,672 而我主动退出了 And you could have had mine 910 00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:39,441 诺比 Nobby 911 00:54:40,977 --> 00:54:42,378 我 I 912 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,018 真对不起 I am so sorry 913 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:50,452 等下 Wait 914 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:54,189 我俩的丁丁好像撞上了 I think our penises just fist-bumped 915 00:54:54,191 --> 00:54:56,492 快分开 Disengage 916 00:54:56,494 --> 00:54:58,661 - 你得集中精力 对吧 ? - 对 You need to focus, right? Yeah 917 00:54:58,663 --> 00:55:00,296 你得查清楚"大漩涡"明天 You need to find out where maelstrom 918 00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:01,764 准备在哪引爆炸弹 are planning to blow up tomorrow 919 00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:04,900 而我得找间酒馆看决赛 And I need to find a pub to watch the final in 920 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:11,473 - 等下 没错 - 他们要炸掉太阳 Hold on That's it They're gonna blow up the sun 921 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:14,743 不对 他们准备炸掉智利的决赛 No, they're planning to bomb the final in Chile 922 00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:16,612 - 啥 ? - 我们得怎么在 What? How are we supposed to get 923 00:55:16,614 --> 00:55:18,113 12小时内飞大半个地球啊 ? halfway around the world in 12 hours 924 00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:20,549 而且全球的情报机构都在追杀我 with the entire global intelligence community 925 00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:23,419 我们绝对没机会的 trying to kill me? We'll never make it 926 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:25,621 我找了你28年 I searched for you for 28 years 927 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:29,325 我可不相信"绝对" I do not believe in never 928 00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:38,534 这就是Linkedin的魅力 That's the beauty of linkedin 929 00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:40,836 嘿 伙计 Hey, nobb-man 930 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,638 就你哥哥这"卑鄙的我"的打扮 How is your brother going to blend in 931 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,906 是准备怎么混入 with those football hooligans 932 00:55:43,908 --> 00:55:46,208 足球流氓团体里啊 ? looking like the guy from despicable me? 933 00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:56,952 英国 ! England! 934 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,288 英国 ! England! 935 00:55:59,290 --> 00:56:00,723 英国和德国粉丝们 English and German fans 936 00:56:00,725 --> 00:56:02,558 过去几天来 都已经聚集到了 have been arriving here in Santiago 937 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,959 圣地亚哥(智利首都) throughout the last few days 938 00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:05,761 这里是一个特别适合 Looks like the perfect place 939 00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:07,563 前来观看自己国家队比赛的地方 to come and watch your national team play 940 00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:09,398 而且奖金已经打破了全世界足球 for what is ultimately the greatest prize 941 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,733 最高纪录 in world football 942 00:56:10,735 --> 00:56:12,601 不愧是世界级运动 This is a truly international occasion 943 00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:14,069 我们看到了唐纳德·特朗普(逗比美国总统竞选人) We've seen Donald trump 944 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:18,207 荧幕巨星 丹尼尔·拉德克利夫也来了 Star of stage and screen, Daniel Radcliffe is here 945 00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:20,809 中东和平象征 洛莫·哈立迪也来了 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi, 946 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:23,779 他看上去气色好多了 looking much better, is here too 947 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:25,881 人们大喊着挥舞着国旗 So much color and noise 948 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:28,183 而且比赛结束后还有更精彩的一幕 And there will be plenty of both at the end of the match, 949 00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:30,119 最终的哨响将会点燃 because the final whistle will trigger 950 00:56:30,121 --> 00:56:33,489 据说是运动史上最华丽的 what we are told will be the biggest firework display 951 00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:36,658 烟火表演 ever seen at a sporting event 952 00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:38,460 我们还小的时候 When we was kids, 953 00:56:38,462 --> 00:56:42,498 你有没有想过我们居然能一起来看世界杯决赛 ? did you ever think that we'd end up going to the final together? 954 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,133 我确实想过 哥哥 Yes, I did, brother 955 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,170 诺比 ! Nobby! 956 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:54,309 - 不 - 惊喜 ! No Surprise! 957 00:56:54,311 --> 00:56:56,412 噢 ! Oh! 958 00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:58,447 我想死你了 I missed you so much 959 00:56:58,449 --> 00:57:01,150 嘿 我们最喜欢的间谍 ! Hey Our favorite spy! 960 00:57:01,152 --> 00:57:03,452 他是军情六处的王牌 ! He's MI6's finest! 961 00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:06,121 他是军情六处的王牌 ! He's MI6's finest! 962 00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:07,790 安静点 Keep quiet 963 00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:09,992 这里没什么好看的 ! Nothing to see! 964 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,864 街上有骚动 长官 There's a commotion, sir 965 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,065 靠近点 Get in closer 966 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,769 格雷夫 Graves 967 00:57:24,007 --> 00:57:26,175 - 诺比 - 喂 我马上回来 科迪 ! Nobby Hey I'll be back Coddy! 968 00:57:26,177 --> 00:57:27,576 等等 诺比 ! Wait Nobby! 969 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,265 我们走 Let's go 970 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:52,501 小赛 ? 小赛 ? Sebbo? Sebbo? 971 00:57:53,837 --> 00:57:55,237 小赛 ! Sebbo! 972 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,872 喂 ! Oi! 973 00:57:56,874 --> 00:57:58,073 小赛 ! Seb! 974 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:12,721 找到了 Got you 975 00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:31,006 这是什么地方啊 ? What is this place? 976 00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:39,081 老天啊 Oh, my god 977 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:41,650 "大漩涡"居然是卖淫集团 Maelstrom are sex traffickers 978 00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:44,186 听我说 你们快跑 Listen to me You've gotta get out 979 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,288 要不然他们会把你们拿去拍卖掉 before they sell you to the highest bidder 980 00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:48,991 快跑 快跑啊 Get out Get out now Out 981 00:58:48,993 --> 00:58:51,426 快跑 安静点 你们不必过这种生活 Out Shh! Quiet You don't have to live like this 982 00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:54,196 快跑 快跑 Get out Out Get out 983 00:58:54,198 --> 00:58:56,098 重新拾起你们的自尊 Regain your dignity Out 984 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:14,116 小赛 Seb 985 00:59:16,252 --> 00:59:18,287 "强奸犯"(连读是理疗师) "The rapist" 986 00:59:18,289 --> 00:59:20,322 喂 Hey 987 00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:22,558 没人能爆我弟弟菊花 Nobody buggers me brother 988 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,427 男人的精液承受量是有限的 A man can only take so much jizz 989 00:59:25,429 --> 00:59:27,195 离他远点 ! Get off him! 990 00:59:35,805 --> 00:59:38,240 啊 ! Aah! 991 00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,311 等下 Wait 992 00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:43,545 你不是小赛 You're not seb 993 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,061 你肯定冷死了 You must be freezing 994 01:00:00,296 --> 01:00:01,530 是你 You 995 01:00:01,532 --> 01:00:03,966 很高兴见到你 塞巴斯蒂安 Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian 996 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,201 我能理解你为什么想杀 I could understand why you might want to kill 997 01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:08,337 世界卫生组织的局长 the head of the world health organization 998 01:00:08,339 --> 01:00:10,505 但为什么要炸世界杯 ? Why bomb the final? 999 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:12,341 炸 ? Bomb? 1000 01:00:12,343 --> 01:00:13,609 根本没炸弹 There is no bomb 1001 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,811 是传播疾病 It's a disease 1002 01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:19,081 一种名字叫RD-9的病毒 It's a virus called rd-9 1003 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:23,352 我比较喜欢称其为 "世界灵药" Or as I like to call it, worldcure 1004 01:00:23,354 --> 01:00:24,653 比赛结束后 At the end of the game, 1005 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:27,089 球场里的所有人都会被感染 everyone in the stadium will be infected 1006 01:00:28,091 --> 01:00:29,691 病毒的潜伏期大概在 It should take two to three weeks 1007 01:00:29,693 --> 01:00:31,593 两到三周才会开始出现症状 for symptoms to start showing up 1008 01:00:31,595 --> 01:00:33,228 到时候96000名足球粉 By which time, 96,000 fans 1009 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:35,063 都已经散布到世界各地了 from almost every country in the world 1010 01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:37,532 都回到了自己家乡 开始传播病毒了 will be back home, spreading the disease 1011 01:00:37,534 --> 01:00:39,868 你为什么做这种事 ? Why are you doing this? 1012 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:42,004 想想看 Well, think about it 1013 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:44,206 我们现在人口有70亿 We have 7 billion people running around 1014 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,809 而地球只能承受50亿 on a planet that can only hold 5 1015 01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:49,144 我只是想改善下世界 I'm just trying to make the world 1016 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:51,213 仅此而已 a better place, that's all 1017 01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:52,814 把多余的东西删除掉 By deleting the surplus 1018 01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:55,117 "治愈世界" "Cure the world" 1019 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,620 那你准备删除哪些人 ? And whom, exactly, do you intend to delete? 1020 01:00:58,622 --> 01:01:00,155 垃圾们 The garbage 1021 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,624 那些酗酒的低能者 The imbeciles who lie around drunk, 1022 01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:04,893 像兔子一样到处繁殖 reproducing like rabbits 1023 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:06,628 衣来伸手饭来张口 And sitting there with their hand out, 1024 01:01:06,630 --> 01:01:09,431 靠着我们这些人养活他们 expecting the rest of us to pay 1025 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:12,834 直说吧 反正也不会有人会想念他们 And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway? 1026 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:18,974 杀了他 Kill him 1027 01:01:58,514 --> 01:02:00,482 你是新入行的吧 You're new to this 1028 01:02:02,618 --> 01:02:05,821 以前杀过人吗 ? You ever killed a man before? 1029 01:02:35,985 --> 01:02:38,420 你要拿枪射我么 ? Are you gonna shoot me? 1030 01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:44,459 不 No 1031 01:02:47,396 --> 01:02:51,466 你们英国足球粉那句话是怎么说的来着 ? How is it you English football supporters say? 1032 01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:52,868 没错 Oh, yes 1033 01:02:55,138 --> 01:02:59,441 准备受死吧 You're going to get your bloody head kicked in 1034 01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:08,450 嗷 ! Ow! 1035 01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:15,524 你还是直接拿枪射我好了 Maybe just shoot me 1036 01:03:22,431 --> 01:03:24,232 起来 Get up 1037 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,754 给你那瞎眼 Time to say goodbye to your 1038 01:03:45,756 --> 01:03:48,523 包猪婆说再见吧 hideous pig wife 1039 01:03:53,696 --> 01:03:56,765 给你点建议 Let me give you some advice, 1040 01:03:56,767 --> 01:03:59,067 乌克兰版的本·阿弗莱克 Ukrainian Ben affleck 1041 01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:04,706 千万不要黑格林斯比的姑娘 Never, ever slag off a grimsby lass 1042 01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,008 你没这个胆 You don't have guts 1043 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,049 喔 Whoa 1044 01:04:14,051 --> 01:04:15,884 没想到这么轻松 Well, that were easy 1045 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:21,323 嗨呀 Hiya 1046 01:04:23,893 --> 01:04:25,360 太棒了 Amazing 1047 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:27,562 得给孩子们弄把回去 Gotta get one of these for the kids 1048 01:04:28,564 --> 01:04:29,764 你有家人吗 ? You have a family? 1049 01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:32,400 我最近才和我家人重逢 I just reconnected with mine 1050 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,640 我现在准备回家 然后 I'm going to go home and-- 1051 01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:44,346 你们这杀手行业真是不错 this killing business is a right laugh, isn't it? 1052 01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:47,282 我明白你们为什么这么爱枪了 I understand why you love guns so much 1053 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:49,117 用枪杀人的话 I mean, it completely detaches you 1054 01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:50,652 完全没有罪恶感 from the guilt of your actions 1055 01:04:52,489 --> 01:04:54,222 嗒哒 ! Ta-da! 1056 01:04:55,459 --> 01:04:56,758 还能耍帅 Bonus point 1057 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:05,166 能别射了么 ? Will you stop shooting everything? 1058 01:05:07,905 --> 01:05:10,805 现在德国1分 英国1分 It's Germany 1, england 1, 1059 01:05:10,807 --> 01:05:13,541 情况随时可能改变 and it's anyone's final now 1060 01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:21,917 - 赶紧调出图像 - 在努力了 Get that feed up Come on I'm trying 1061 01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:24,019 没多少时间剩下了 So little time remaining 1062 01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:26,888 离比赛结束还有4分钟 Four minutes to decide the final 1063 01:05:26,890 --> 01:05:28,957 任务完成 Mission accomplished 1064 01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:31,059 现在只要英格兰的一分 All we need is england to score 1065 01:05:31,061 --> 01:05:32,661 我的人生就无悔了 This'll be the best day of my life 1066 01:05:32,663 --> 01:05:36,865 啥 ? 这里的所有人都要死了 What? Every man, woman and child in this stadium is about to die 1067 01:05:36,867 --> 01:05:39,000 放进耳朵里 Put this in your ear 1068 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:41,736 朱蒂 你得帮我查查任何 Jodie, I need you to check for anywhere 1069 01:05:41,738 --> 01:05:43,271 可能放置病毒的地方 that might contain the virus 1070 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:46,808 好的 我扫描下球场的化学物质 Okay, I will scan for the chemical signature 1071 01:05:46,810 --> 01:05:48,510 我们没机会了 This is hopeless 1072 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:49,978 还有的 No, it's not 1073 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:52,047 看看是谁来了 Look who just sat down 1074 01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:55,450 我们得赶在她释放病毒前阻止她 We need to stop her before she sets off the virus 1075 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:57,352 好吧 那我们从球场绕过去 All right, listen, let's go around the stadium 1076 01:05:57,354 --> 01:05:59,187 时间不够的 We can't go around There's not enough time 1077 01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:01,423 我们得穿过赛场 We need to go across the pitch 1078 01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:03,692 侵略赛场 Pitch invasion 1079 01:06:03,694 --> 01:06:05,226 保全太多了 Too much security 1080 01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:06,628 我们自己过不去的 We'll never make it alone 1081 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,163 自己 ? Alone? 1082 01:06:08,165 --> 01:06:10,231 我们并不孤单 We are not alone 1083 01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:12,167 英国队目前 It's england who are looking 1084 01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:14,836 的进球几率比较高 the more likely to steal a late winner 1085 01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:16,104 扩音器给我 Hey, give me that 1086 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:17,472 诺比 快坐下 ! Nobby! Sit down! Come on 1087 01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,207 格林斯比的大伙们 听好了 Men and women of grimsby, listen up 1088 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:21,042 这事很重要 This is important 1089 01:06:21,044 --> 01:06:23,878 看到那个姑娘没 ? You see that lass over there? 1090 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,347 谁 ? 莎伦·奥斯本 ? What? Sharon Osbourne? 1091 01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:29,150 她准备释放一种致命病毒 No She's gonna release this deadly virus, 1092 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:32,253 这种病毒会杀光我们这样的穷人 and it's gonna kill poor people like us, 1093 01:06:32,255 --> 01:06:34,723 她觉得我们就是渣滓 because she thinks that we are scum 1094 01:06:34,725 --> 01:06:36,725 没错啊 诺比 我们就是渣滓 Bloody hell, nobby, we are scum 1095 01:06:36,727 --> 01:06:37,959 你的确是 皮特 Well-- well, you are, Pete 1096 01:06:37,961 --> 01:06:39,561 你是被记录在案的性犯罪者 You're a registered sex offender 1097 01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:41,763 我又不是在夸奖你 That's not a compliment 1098 01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:45,266 我们就这样承认自己是渣滓 ? So we're scum, are we? 1099 01:06:45,268 --> 01:06:48,470 好吧 我给你们说说 Well, let me tell you something about scum: 1100 01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:51,139 建造医院的就是渣滓们 It's scum who built the hospitals 1101 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:52,841 而现在却正被一家家关闭 that are now closing down 1102 01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,042 没错 Yeah 1103 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:56,177 而发起战争的是那群混蛋 It's scum who die in the wars 1104 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,480 捐躯的确是我们渣滓 started by the bastards in charge 1105 01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:00,715 - 没错 ! - 都是因为我们渣滓 Yeah! It's scum that keep 1106 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:03,985 才能让"速度与激情系列"重新开拍 the fast and furious franchise alive 1107 01:07:03,987 --> 01:07:05,987 没错 ! Yeah! 1108 01:07:05,989 --> 01:07:09,391 我现在请求你们 加入我们 So I ask you to join with us now 1109 01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:11,893 - 帮我们穿过赛场 - 耶 ! and storm that pitch Yeah! 1110 01:07:11,895 --> 01:07:18,033 让世界见识下 渣滓们绝不会轻易投降 and show the world that scum cannot be washed away, ever 1111 01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:19,768 耶 ! Yeah! 1112 01:07:23,639 --> 01:07:25,640 耶 ! Yeah! 1113 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:39,054 我们是渣滓 ! We are the scum! 1114 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,197 耶 ! Yeah! 1115 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:54,769 我们过早进场了 We started too early 1116 01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:55,970 呼 ! Whoo! 1117 01:07:55,972 --> 01:07:58,640 是格雷夫 It's graves 1118 01:07:58,642 --> 01:08:00,442 别让他靠近我 Keep him away from me 1119 01:08:00,444 --> 01:08:02,944 目标正在移动 我同步到你眼镜上去 Okay, the target is on the move I'll sync with your lens 1120 01:08:02,946 --> 01:08:06,081 诺比 准备好大战没 ? Nobby, you ready for a fight? 1121 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:08,116 我都等不及了 I thought you'd never ask 1122 01:08:08,118 --> 01:08:10,018 绿色地球 Green earth 1123 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,754 目标正向南移动 Target heading southwest 1124 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,289 正穿过德国球迷区域 through the German section 1125 01:08:25,968 --> 01:08:27,836 快走 Come on 1126 01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:36,811 看来球场秩序已经恢复 球员也回到了场上 Well, sanity has returned, and so have the players 1127 01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:40,381 比赛继续 决赛重新开始 The show will go on The final will be restarted 1128 01:08:40,383 --> 01:08:42,383 朱蒂 病毒在哪 ? Jodie, where's the virus? 1129 01:08:42,385 --> 01:08:44,352 我还是没找到 I still can't find it 1130 01:08:46,222 --> 01:08:47,789 诺比 来认识下 Nobby, meet the head 1131 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:50,859 世界最大犯罪集团的老大 of the biggest crime syndicate in the world 1132 01:08:50,861 --> 01:08:52,560 啥 她是FIFA老板 ? What, she runs fifa? 1133 01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:55,363 这蠢货又是谁 ? Who's this idiot? 1134 01:08:55,365 --> 01:08:58,099 他叫塞巴斯蒂安 His name's Sebastian 1135 01:08:58,101 --> 01:08:59,501 小的们 ! Boys! 1136 01:09:01,737 --> 01:09:04,472 该死 Oh, bollocks 1137 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:06,674 上 ! Go! 1138 01:09:13,949 --> 01:09:15,483 快追 她要逃掉了 ! Quick! She's getting away! 1139 01:09:27,696 --> 01:09:31,166 又见面了 So we meet again 1140 01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:33,668 找到了 I found it 1141 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,503 病毒在其中一个烟火里 The virus is in one of the fireworks 1142 01:09:37,773 --> 01:09:39,874 赶在她释放病毒前射她 Shoot her before she gets to the detonator 1143 01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:41,576 如果我射偏怎么办 ? But what if I miss? 1144 01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:43,244 我相信你 I trust you 1145 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,584 喂 ! Oi! 1146 01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:51,719 10秒 Ten seconds 1147 01:09:51,721 --> 01:09:55,557 就只剩这点时间了 快看斯特林 ! That's all that's left Oh, look at Sterling! 1148 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,326 好机会 ! What a chance! 1149 01:10:00,329 --> 01:10:03,298 不 球要越过球门了 ! Oh, no! It's going over the bar! 1150 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,333 噢 并没有 Oh, no, it's not 1151 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,871 等下 球是怎么搞的 ! But wait! What's happened to the ball? 1152 01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:11,372 弹进球门了 ! It's bounced in! 1153 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:16,244 不 裁判要判此球无效 No, the referee's gonna disallow it 1154 01:10:18,447 --> 01:10:20,114 - 进球有效 - Yes ! The goal stands Yes! 1155 01:10:20,116 --> 01:10:21,316 英国赢了 ! England have won it! 1156 01:10:21,318 --> 01:10:22,517 诺比 Come on, nobby 1157 01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:24,185 别乱开枪 集中注意力 Stop shooting everything and focus 1158 01:10:24,187 --> 01:10:25,887 别担心 交给我吧 Don't worry I've got this 1159 01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:32,694 朱蒂 枪卡壳了 Jodie, me gun's jammed 1160 01:10:37,499 --> 01:10:38,700 不 Oh, no 1161 01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:41,402 打扰下 女士 Excuse me, miss 1162 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,340 什么 ? Yes? 1163 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:47,842 滚你妹的 ! Go fuck yourself! 1164 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,844 啊 ! Aah! 1165 01:10:49,846 --> 01:10:51,246 Yes! Yes! 1166 01:10:52,514 --> 01:10:54,115 Yes! Yes! 1167 01:10:54,117 --> 01:10:56,517 Yes！我们成功了 小赛 ! Yes! We did it, seb! 1168 01:10:57,353 --> 01:11:00,388 耶 耶 ! Yeah! Yeah! 1169 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,191 桑吉夫 就现在 ! Sanjiv, now! 1170 01:11:03,193 --> 01:11:06,294 - 收到 - 什么 ? 求你们了 别 ! Got it What? Please, no! No! 1171 01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:10,531 永别了 塞巴斯蒂安 Goodbye, Sebastian 1172 01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:13,701 不 ! No! No! 1173 01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:23,444 治愈世界 ! Cure the world! 1174 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:37,358 不 ! No! 1175 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,627 已经晚了 ! Too late! 1176 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,629 烟花根本停不下来的 ! There's no way to stop the fireworks! 1177 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:43,464 - 我跳上去盖住他们 - 没用的 I'll jump on them It won't work 1178 01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:45,199 病毒被密封在烟花的尖端 The virus is in the tip of the firework 1179 01:11:45,201 --> 01:11:46,734 需要爆炸在 It would need to explode 1180 01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:49,203 一个密封的环境里 才可以阻止病毒传播 within a contained environment to stop it spreading 1181 01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:50,838 你根本无能为力的 There's nothing you can do 1182 01:11:52,207 --> 01:11:54,409 还有个方法 Yes, there is 1183 01:11:54,411 --> 01:11:56,611 我是格林斯比人 I'm from grimsby 1184 01:11:56,613 --> 01:11:59,881 朱蒂 病毒在哪个烟火里 ? Jodie, which firework is it in? 1185 01:12:01,283 --> 01:12:03,384 在中间左手的火箭里 It's in the central left-hand rocket 1186 01:12:05,454 --> 01:12:08,923 - 你做什么 ? - 为社会主义做贡献 What are you doing? Contributing to society 1187 01:12:11,895 --> 01:12:13,561 啊 ! Aah! 1188 01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:16,731 诺比 是你的左手方 不是我的左手方 Oh, nobby It's the firework to your left, not my left 1189 01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:18,566 我了个去 ! For fuck's sake! 1190 01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:27,842 告诉我的孩子们 老爸是英勇就义的 Tell my kids that daddy died with dignity 1191 01:12:29,478 --> 01:12:31,612 诺比 能听见我么 ? 你身旁的那个火箭 Nobby, can you hear me? The firework next to you 1192 01:12:31,614 --> 01:12:33,381 一样有病毒 also has the virus 1193 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,684 什么 ? 不 What? No 1194 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:39,587 可我只有一个菊花 But I don't have another asshole 1195 01:12:40,656 --> 01:12:44,492 我需要第二个菊花 I need another asshole 1196 01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:48,396 交给我吧 You've got one 1197 01:12:49,965 --> 01:12:52,734 我也是格林斯比人 I'm from grimsby too 1198 01:12:52,736 --> 01:12:55,703 我再也不会让你离开我了 And I'm never gonna let you leave me again 1199 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,982 我的天啊 格雷夫 Oh, my god, graves 1200 01:13:12,788 --> 01:13:16,357 格林斯比的布彻兄弟 兄弟齐心 Butcher boys of grimsby, together 1201 01:13:16,359 --> 01:13:17,859 其利断金 Forever 1202 01:13:46,722 --> 01:13:49,924 唐纳德·特朗普染上了艾滋 Donald trump has aids 1203 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,428 慈善家朗达·乔治被逮捕 Philanthropist Rhonda George has been arrested 1204 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:56,898 中东和平象征洛莫·哈立迪已被逮捕 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi is in custody 1205 01:13:56,900 --> 01:14:00,168 罪名是谋杀军情六处特工 杰里米·奇尔科特 following the murder of MI6 agent Jeremy chilcott 1206 01:14:00,170 --> 01:14:03,104 不是我杀的 这一周简直受不了了 I didn't do it I've had the worst week ever 1207 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:06,441 滚你妹的以色列 滚你妹的巴勒斯坦 滚你们所有人 - Fuck Israel - Fuck PalestineFuck all of you 1208 01:14:06,443 --> 01:14:10,711 英国队粉丝们赛后情绪高涨 England fans in high spirits after cup final victory 1209 01:14:10,713 --> 01:14:13,714 军情六处的叛逃特工 塞巴斯蒂安·格雷夫 Rogue MI6 operative Sebastian graves 1210 01:14:13,716 --> 01:14:15,216 以及他哥哥 诺比·布彻 and his brother nobby butcher 1211 01:14:15,218 --> 01:14:17,518 为了防止病毒扩散 died at the scene while preventing the release 1212 01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:18,920 死于世界杯 of a deadly toxin 1213 01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:21,222 另一则消息 一位南非女佣 In other news, a south African hotel maid 1214 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,658 起诉"绿洲乐队"主唱 连恩·盖勒格 has filed a suit alleging sexual assault 1215 01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:25,993 性侵她 by oasis frontman Liam Gallagher 1216 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,629 盖勒格同时在被通缉中 Gallagher is also being sought for abusing an elephant 1217 01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:32,800 疑和"速度与激情"影星 范·迪塞尔 一同虐待大象 in conjunction with fast and furious star vin diesel 1218 01:14:34,503 --> 01:14:38,139 很明显 你们都需要新身份才行 Naturally, you'll both be needing new identities 1219 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,841 你们身体还好吧 ? How are you guys doing? 1220 01:14:43,412 --> 01:14:45,213 我屁股如何了 ? How does me ass look? 1221 01:14:48,383 --> 01:14:50,785 没什么 真的没什么 Good Uh, really good 1222 01:14:50,787 --> 01:14:53,521 这里好大烟味 能麻烦你把风扇打开吗 ? It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie Can we have the fan on, please? 1223 01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:55,790 没问题 Uh, of course 1224 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:57,725 你们之所以没被感染 So you were saved from the virus 1225 01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:00,194 是因为大象精子里的抗体 by an antibody found in elephant semen, 1226 01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:01,696 也就是说 which lined, uh 1227 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:05,466 你们体内的大象精子 your innards 1228 01:15:05,468 --> 01:15:08,169 我俩的菊花正在奏乐呢 We're like a pair of pan pipes 1229 01:15:08,171 --> 01:15:09,670 很好 Great 1230 01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:11,939 我还以为你不会出轨的呢 塞巴斯蒂安 And I thought you were going to be faithful, Sebastian 1231 01:15:11,941 --> 01:15:15,543 你填满了我生命里缺失的一部分 You know, you really filled a hole in my life 1232 01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:22,116 嗨 ! Hiya! 1233 01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:23,985 - 诺比 - 老爸 - Nobby - Dad 1234 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:26,087 天啊 Oh, my god 1235 01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:29,957 真高兴你还活着 I'm so glad that you're alive 1236 01:15:34,096 --> 01:15:35,663 知道吗 ? You know what? 1237 01:15:36,932 --> 01:15:38,165 家人 Family 1238 01:15:42,437 --> 01:15:45,573 是生命里最棒的礼物 It's the greatest gift in life 1239 01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:50,678 别丢硬币了 那里又不是许愿池 Stop throwing coins in there It's not a brown wishing well 1240 01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:29,584 图像正在传输中 You are now transmitting 1241 01:16:30,852 --> 01:16:33,354 原地待命 盯住目标 Stand by Stand by Eyes on the target 1242 01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:44,665 听着 我们正传送资料到你们的隐形眼镜上 Listen, we're sending information to your lens 1243 01:16:44,667 --> 01:16:46,667 交给我吧 蓝色地球 I've got this Blue earth 1244 01:17:13,161 --> 01:17:14,161 嗨 老兄 Hiya, bruv 1245 01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:16,664 - 很好 你提前到了 - 没错 Good, you're early Yes, I am 1246 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:18,065 你和队友们见面没 ? Did you meet the team? 1247 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:48,329 抱歉打扰下 足球场该怎么去 ? Excuse me Which way to the stadium? 1248 01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:51,732 直走5千米 然后右转 Straight on for 5 kilometers, then to the right 1249 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:52,933 谢谢 Thank you 1250 01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:56,136 不留目击证人 Leave no witnesses 1251 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000 片名 : 王牌贱谍 1252 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 指挥官塞巴斯蒂安·格雷夫 虎尾小队 军情六处 1253 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 坎帕拉 乌干达 1254 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 伦敦 英格兰 1255 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 虎尾小队总部 军情六处黑色行动小组 1256 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 旅者酒馆 格林斯比 英格兰 1257 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,000 "世界灵药"慈善活动 伦敦 英格兰 1258 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,000 欢迎回家 格林斯比的间谍 ! 嘘 ! 1259 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000 开普敦 南非 1260 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 哈拉雷乡 开普敦 南非 1261 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000 如果我喝躺了 请拨打07700 900489 1262 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,000 哈拉雷乡 开普敦 南非 1263 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,000 格拉西亚体育馆足球场 圣地亚哥 智利 1264 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:49,000 "大漩涡"营地 圣地亚哥 智利 1265 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,000 剧终 1266 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:14,000 电影里的丹尼尔·拉德克利夫 并不是本人 而且他没有染上艾滋 1267 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:22,000 电影里的唐纳德·特朗普 并不是本人 1268 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,000 而且他没有染上艾滋(为什么两人这句话的风格不一样) 1269 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,000 八周后 雅加达 印度尼西亚 1270 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,000 指挥官 诺比·布彻 虎尾小队 1271 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,000 谢谢观看 CAST结束后还有彩蛋