这首歌真好听 This song is so good.
我知道 I know.
这首歌为什么这么好听？ Why is this song so good?
你想合唱吗？ Do you want to duet?
好啊 Yeah.
♪♪ 每当我称你为"朋友" ♪ ** Whenever I call you "friend" *
♪ 我开始觉得我懂了 ♪ * I begin to think I understand *
♪ 我们的一切 ♪ * Everything we are *
♪ 你和我一直都是 ♪ * You and I have always been *
♪ 永远永远 ♪ * Ever and ever *
♪ 我在你的眼中看到自己 ♪ * I see myself within your eyes *
哦耶 宝贝！ Oh yeah, baby!
♪ 我知道这件事会告诉我原因 ♪ * And I know this thing to show me why *
♪ 无论我做什么 总会带我回到你身边 ♪ * Anything I do always brings me home to you *
高音来了！ High note!
♪ 永远永远 ♪ * Forever and ever *
♪ 现在我知道我的生命给予我的不仅仅是回忆 ♪ * Now I know my life has given me more than memories *
♪ 一天天 ♪ * Day by day *
♪ 我们能看到 ♪ * We can see *
♪ 每一刻都有继续前行的理由 ♪ * In every moment there's a reason to carry on *
哦 糟了！ Oh, shit!
♪ 甜蜜的爱为我们展现天堂的光芒 ♪ * Sweet love showing us some heavenly light *
♪ 我从未见过如此美丽的景象 ♪ * I've never seen such a beautiful sight *
♪ 甜蜜的爱为我们展现天堂的光芒 ♪ * Sweet love showing us some heavenly light **
你没感觉到吗？ You're not feeling it?
没有 我有感觉 No, I was.
哦 好的 Oh, OK.
猜猜看？ Guess what?
什么？ What?
我们星期六要上陶艺课 We're doing pottery lessons Saturday.
哦 我…我叫你别那样做 Oh, I... I asked you not to do that.
我以为你说过想尝试新体验 I thought you said you wanted to have new experiences.
是的 但我是指 比如说 性方面的 Yeah, but I meant, like, sexually.
而且 陶艺不是体验 是一项活动 And besides, pottery is not an experience, it's an activity.
陶艺也可以很性感 你看过电影《人鬼情未了》吗？ Pottery can be sexual. Have you seen the movie Ghost?
我觉得你需要更多朋友一起做事 I feel like you need more friends to do things with.
我有朋友 I have friends.
谁？除了保罗 Who? Besides Paul.
保罗… Paul...
你 你是我最好的朋友 You. You're my best friend.
你还想去吗？ You still want to go?
是的 是个海边别墅 Yeah, it's a beach house.
你确定吗？（shore和sure谐音） Are you "shore"?
是的 就在水边 Yeah. It's on the water.
哦 ‘水’的安慰 Oh, "water" relief.
你真笨！ You're so dumb!
这可能很浪漫 It could be romantic.
是啊 可能会是 Yeah, it could be.
可能是个生宝宝的好地方 Could be a nice place to make a baby.
是啊 也许…还不是时候 Yeah, maybe... Maybe not yet.
但在这期间 我们可以做别的事情 But in the meantime, we can do other stuff.
哦！我好怕痒！ Oh! I'm so ticklish!
好 好吧 OK, all right.
好 - 嘿… OK. - Hey...
把这个脱了 Take this off.
谢谢 Thanks.
用手还是用嘴？ Hand or mouth?
哦 用手就好 是的 Oh, hand's fine. Yeah.
让我帮你一下 Let me help you out a little.
哦 哇 好吧 Oh, wow. OK.
哇 好吧 我还得看路 Whoa, OK. I also got to look at the road.
这真的很性感 但也很危险 This is really sexy, but also dangerous.
哦 糟了！ Oh, shit!
刺激 Exciting.
你想摸我的胸吗？- 好！ Do you want to hold my boob? - OK!
谢谢 Thanks.
- 嗯？- 嗯 明白了 - Yeah? - Yeah, got it.
- 有用吗？- 是的 太棒了 - Is it helping? - Yeah, it's great.
嗯 你喜欢吗？嗯？ Yeah, you like that? Yeah?
- 哦 糟了！ - 混蛋！ - Oh, shit! - Asshole!
这家伙开车像个混蛋 This guy's driving like an asshole.
嘿 专心点！你看起来心不在焉 Hey, stay with me! You seem distracted.
抱歉 Sorry.
- 你快到了吗？- 是的 我快到了 - Are you close? - Yeah, I'm close.
哦 哦 操！哦 操！ Oh. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
这他妈的是什么？ What the fuck?
哦 糟了！ Oh, shit!
哦 操！ Oh, fuck!
哦 糟糕 Oh, shit.
天哪！ Holy shit!
嘿 伙计 嘿 你怎么样？ Hey, dude. Hey, how you doing?
他没事吧？ Is he OK?
幸好你系了安全带 It's a good thing you were wearing your seat belt.
- 我妻子在哪？- 他妻子在哪？ - Where's my wife? - Where's his wife?
我不知道 你帮他 我去找她 I don't know. You help him, I'll find her.
- 好的 - 嘿 伙计 - OK. - Hey, dude...
我找到了她！ I found her!
嘿！你好！ Hey! Hi!
你还好吗？ Are you OK?
她没呼吸！ She's not breathing!
- 那就做心肺复苏！ - 好的！ - Well, do CPR! - OK!
我…我能走路 I... I can walk.
先按压！ Compressions first!
C- A- B！按压 气道 呼吸 C-A-B! Compression, air, breath.
我喝了两瓶啤酒 I had, like, two beers.
我以为是A- B- C！ 气道 呼吸 按压 I thought it was A-B-C! Air, breath, compression.
不 他们改了顺序 No, they changed it.
- 谁改的？- 别担心 - Who changed it? - It's chill.
什么？我不知道！ What? I don't know!
就是那些做决定的人 Whoever makes those decisions.
他们可能做了某种调查 They probably did some kind of a... like a survey.
- 好 我要做多少次？- 什么？ - OK, how many do I do? - What?
- 我要做多少次？你做30次 - How many do I do? - You do, uh, 30.
30次按压 然后2次呼吸 明白吗？ 30 compressions, then 2 breaths, OK?
然后继续按压 Then back to compressions.
你做得很棒 You're doing great.
该死！我没数数 Fuck! I wasn't counting.
那换你了 你做得很棒 Switch then. You're doing great.
你表现得太棒了！ You're doing awesome!
- 哦 醒醒！ - 手臂要伸直！ - Oh, wake up! - Use straight arms!
- 快点 混蛋 醒醒！ - 肘部要完全锁住 - Come on, bitch. Wake up! - Really lock those elbows.
宝贝 你做得太好了 我喜欢 Oh, baby, you're doing so good. I love it.
我觉得她死了 I think she's dead.
不 她没死 继续 No, she's not dead. Keep going.
- 我觉得她死了 - 没死 - I think she's dead. - She's not.
继续 啊 糟了 Keep going. Ah, shit.
- 我还要继续吗？- 看你自己 - Should I keep going? - It's up to you.
那是什么意思？ What does that mean?
你想继续就继续 You can keep going if you want,
但她不会醒了 but she's not coming back.
如果她不回来 我他妈为什么还要继续？ Why the fuck would I keep going if she's not coming back?
我不知道 I don't know.
先生 您的阴茎怎么露出来了？ Sir, why is your penis out?
哦 操！抱歉！ Oh, fuck! Sorry!
只是… It's just...
哦 操！我剪到了 Oh, fuck! I clipped it.
- 一切还好吗？- 是的 他们没事 - Is everything OK? - Yeah, they're OK.
大家都没事 请继续前进 Everybody's OK. Keep moving along.
没事的！ It's all right!
我只是稍微割到了一点 尖端而已 I just got a little bit of it. Tip of it.
只是贴了几片蝴蝶贴 Just some butterfly bandages.
急救人员马上就到 Paramedics will be here any second.
幸好急救人员在场 Thank goodness the paramedics were there.
而且他们带了蝴蝶贴 And they had butterfly bandages.
你觉得她有很多遗憾吗？ Do you think she had a lot of regrets?
那个死去的女人？ The dead woman?
是的 我觉得她还有很多事情没来得及做 Yeah, I feel like there's a lot she never got to do.
每个人都有遗憾 Everyone has regrets.
是啊 她开着一辆面包车 Yeah, she drove a minivan.
"反思是一个交叉路口 "Reflection is an intersection.
"遗憾是一个死胡同 "Regret is a cul-de-sac.
我们所能做的 就是在当下做出最好的决定 " All we can do is make the best decision we can in the present."
你说得对 You're right.
我是说 严格来说 你是对的 I mean, technically, you're right.
这是你播客里的话 It's from your podcast.
我只是需要说出来 I just need to say it.
- 什么？- 什么？ - What? - What?
没什么 Nothing.
"如果没说出口 你就无法安睡 " "If it isn't said, you can't be put to bed."
还有你 那是你说的 Also you. You said that.
对不起 我喜欢引用你说的话 I'm sorry, I love quoting you.
我需要出去一下 I need to get out.
什么？哦 好吧 行 What? Oh, OK, all right.
我… I...
不 凯瑞 不是车 No, Carey. Not the car.
是你 You.
哦 好 Oh, OK.
不 凯瑞 不是…天哪！ No, Carey, not... Jesus!
不是你！是我们的婚姻 Not you! Our marriage.
我说出来了 我…我做不到了… There, I said it. I... I can't...
我再也坚持不下去了 对不起 真他妈的！ I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry. Fuck!
请别这么说 Please don't say that.
我想离婚 I want to get divorced.
你不能说你想 离婚 You can't say you want you want a divorce
仅仅因为一次濒死体验 just because of a near-death experience.
那不是濒死体验 That wasn't a near-death experience.
那是死亡体验 她死了 That was a death experience. She's dead.
这仍然不是真正的理由 It's still not a real reason.
我不忠诚 I'm unfaithful.
我曾经不忠诚 I've been unfaithful.
你是说只是因为你需要一个真正的理由 Are you saying that just because you needed a real reason
还是你真的… or have you actually...
真的 Actually.
好吧 见鬼！ OK. Fuck!
抱歉 Sorry.
好… OK...
就一次吗？ Just one time?
两次？ Two?
别让我数了 三次？ Please don't make me count. Three?
算了 我不想知道 OK, forget it. I don't want to know.
我原谅你 I forgive you.
所以…我们会解决这个问题 So... We're going to just work this out.
我不确定我是否想解决这个问题 I don't know that I want to work this out.
但我真的很爱你 But I love you so much.
是的 我知道 Yeah. I know.
我也非常爱你 And I love you so much.
但是我…我已经有一段时间有这种感觉了 But I... I've been feeling this way for a while.
天啊 我该怎么说呢？ God, how do I put this?
嗯… Um...
哦 我写下来了 Oh, I wrote it down.
什么？ What?
是的 我…哦 找到了 Yeah, I... Oh, here, got it.
你是计划好的吗？ Were you planning this?
不 我没有 No, I wasn't.
我是说 有一点 I mean, yes.
总有那么一刻 At some point.
但不 我没打算经历这一切 But no. I wasn't planning this exact experience.
这里 我…嗯… Here, I... Um...
我只是…还没准备好 I'm just... It's not... It's not ready.
我…没想到现在会读给你听 I... I didn't think I was going to read it to you right now.
但我可以… But I can just...
我边读边改 好吗 嗯… I'll just fix it as I go. OK, um...
"凯瑞 我的爱人 "Carey, my love.
这是我写过的最难的一封信 "This is the hardest letter I've ever written.
我们结婚才13… We've only been married for 13..."
是啊 天哪 Yeah. Oh, shit.
…呃 14个月 "uh, 14 months.
我们一直在一起构建生活 "And we've been building this life together,
但这感觉不像是我的生活 "but it doesn't feel like my life.
我觉得我们只是活着 但… "I feel like we're just existing, but...
"我不想存在 "I don't want to exist.
我…" I..."
哦 糟了 我说到哪了？ Oh, shit, where was I?
"我不想只是存在 我想成长 "I don't want to exist. I want to grow.
也许是因为我只和七个人在一起过…" And maybe it's because I've only been with 7 people..."
我以为我是你的第四个 I thought I was your fourth.
你是的 You are.
你能让我… Can you just let me...
这不仅仅是关于性的 This isn't about sex.
我的意思是 不只是关于性 I mean, it's not just about sex.
这也关乎欲望和… It's also about desire and...
凯瑞！ Carey!
凯瑞！我还没说完！ Carey! I wasn't done!
《分居》
啊… Ah...
哦！ Oh!
嘿 伙计们！ Hey, guys!
我能搭你的… 我能搭你的船吗？ Can I get a ride on your... Can I get a ride on your boat?
嘿… Hey...
你还好吗？ You OK?
不！ No!
你有水吗？ You have any water?
有 Yeah.
嘿 德里克！你得把这个泳池的侧面弄完 Hey, Derek! You got to finish the siding on this pool.
哎呀 伙计！你看起来糟透了 Oh, man! You look like shit.
是啊 我感觉糟透了 Yeah, I am like shit.
- 什么 你游过来的吗？- 部分是 - What, did you swim here? - Partially.
嘿 凯里教练！ Hey, Coach Carey!
嘿 拉斯！动作不错 伙计！ Hey, Russ! Good form, man!
你怎么样？ How you doing?
太好了 爸爸说我可以养狗 Great. Dad said I could get a dog.
我没说你可以养狗 I did not say you could get a dog.
还没决定 Not yet.
谁来清理狗屎？你吗？ Who's gonna pick up dog shit? You?
当然！ Sure!
不 你不会的 No, you're not.
我给他买了个鱼缸 他还是不停地说那该死的狗 I got him a fish tank, he won't stop about this goddamn dog.
阿什莉想离婚 她亲口说的 Ashley wants a divorce. She said it.
对不起 亲爱的 I'm sorry, honey.
进来洗个澡换身衣服 Come inside and shower and change.
我连衣服都没有 I don't even have clothes.
还有手机 我想我落下了 Or my phone. I think I left it.
- 爸爸 我们能放烟花吗？- 可以 待会儿 - Dad, can we do fireworks? - Yeah, later.
其实 阿什莉几个小时前来过 Actually, Ashley stopped by a couple hours ago.
什么？她还在吗？ What? Is she still here?
不 她把你的包送来了 No, she dropped your bag off.
她说了什么吗？ Did she say anything?
说你们分手了 That you were breaking up.
我让她去死吧 I told her to go fuck herself
我们再也不想见到她 and we never want to see her again.
什么？你为什么那么说？ What? Why would you say that?
因为我想让她知道我们的立场：站在你这边 Because I wanted her to know where we stand: With you.
我不想有"和我在一起"的说法 I don't want there to be a "with me."
他说过吗？没有 He didn't say that.
我本来会说的 但她走得很快 I would have, but she left very quickly.
顺便说一下 那是菲乌吉水 That's Fiuggi water, by the way.
一瓶大约20美元 It's, like, $20 a bottle.
显然 那是教皇唯一喝的水 Apparently, it's the only water the Pope drinks.
当然 除了葡萄酒 Besides wine, obviously.
我想教皇会喝葡萄酒 I imagine the Pope drinks wine.
天哪 Oh, God.
这很正常 对吧？ This is normal, right?
人们都会经历这样的事情 People go through stuff like this
在结婚的第一年里 in the first year of marriage.
不是的 No.
显然 这能治痛风 Apparently, it cures the gout.
我不想离婚 I don't want to get a divorce.
没人想离婚 No one does.
她想 She does.
是的 Yeah.
要来点日本威士忌吗？ Want some Japanese whisky?
我从日本进口的 I got it imported from Japan.
哦 不 不 不！ Oh, no. No, no!
呃 也许就这一杯 因为它… Uh, maybe just this one, 'cause it's...
你知道的 - 是的 And you're, you know. - Yeah.
离婚没那么严重 Divorce isn't that big a deal.
因为你没有那种东西 'Cause you don't have one of those.
那倒是真的！ That's true!
如果你没有孩子… 或者钱 If you don't have kids... - Or money.
离婚就像普通分手一样 Divorce is just like a regular breakup.
而你两样都没有 And you don't have either.
我知道 I know.
我们有钱还有孩子 我们永远离不了婚 We have money and a kid. We can never get divorced.
嗯 那是我们还在一起的唯一原因 Mmm. That's the only reason we're still together.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你！ - I love you. - I love you!
我真想洗个澡 I'd love a shower.
哦 见鬼！ Oh, goddammit!
- 哦！ - 拉斯！ - Oh! - Russ!
别朝邻居那边放！ Do not shoot them at the neighbors!
那可是价值三千美元的烟花 That's, like, $3,000 of fireworks.
一切都会好起来的 It's gonna be OK.
哦 糟了！ Oh, shit!
该死 我眼睛进了肥皂！ Fuck, I got soap in my eyes!
我不是想轻描淡写 I don't want to downplay it,
但我觉得这可能是件好事 but I feel like this might be a good thing.
不是！结婚才是好事 It's not! Being married is a good thing.
你检查过有没有蜱虫吗？ Have you checked for ticks?
没有 我没事！ No, I'm OK!
你应该检查一下有没有蜱虫 You should check for ticks.
什么？ What?
哦… Oh...
小心 湿的 Careful, it's wet.
凯瑞 听我说 Carey, listen to me.
我是你最好的朋友 I'm your best friend.
但你嫁给了一个生活教练 你还指望什么？ But you married a life coach. What did you expect?
我不知道 为了维持婚姻吗？ I don't know. To stay married?
还记得我们去指湖品酒的时候吗 Remember when we went wine tasting in the Finger Lakes,
她只喝意大利葡萄酒 别的都不喝？ and she refused to drink anything but Italian wines?
她讨厌雷司令 She hates Riesling.
谁都讨厌 重点不是这个 Everyone does. That's not the point.
- 重点是什么？- 提升 - What's the point? - Lift.
重点是你想不想嫁给一个 The point is do you want to be married to someone
不想和你结婚的人？ who doesn't want to be married to you?
你不想 怎么了？ You don't. What's going on?
在检查有没有蜱虫 Checking for ticks.
我能不能先洗个澡 自己哭一会儿？ Can I please just take a shower and cry by myself?
当然可以 我只是想知道 Of course, I just need to know
我们喝的是什么酒 what kind of wine we're drinking.
阿什莉最近很喜欢橙酒 Ashley's really into orange wines these days.
天哪 我们得来点刺激的 Jesus Christ, we need to shock the system.
什么？哦 操！好冷！ What? Oh, fuck! That's cold!
啊！啊！ Ah! Ah!
啊 操！ Ah, fuck!
我能要条毛巾吗？ Can I have a towel?
你得别再自怜了 You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself.
我就是在自怜 I am sorry for myself.
她背叛了我 She cheated on me.
真的吗？你没说过这事 Really? You didn't mention that.
"洗澡的时候会洗掉的 " "It washes off in the shower."
什么会洗掉？ What does?
根本洗不掉 It doesn't.
我知道这感觉很严重 I know it feels like a big deal.
但如果你觉得没事 那就不算出轨 没事的 But if you make it OK, it's not cheating. It's OK.
你真的能接受吗？ You're OK with it?
我看过一本书 I read a book.
那是一篇文章 It was an article.
随便吧 我们是开放的 Whatever. We're open.
你们现在是在跟我开玩笑吗？ Are you guys fucking with me right now?
我们不是一夫一妻制 We are not monogamous.
他想做什么就做什么 He can do what he wants,
我不想知道 and I don't want to know about it.
除非我想知道 Unless I do want to know about it.
那我会问 In which case I would ask,
他会告诉我一切 and he would tell me everything.
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
是的 我们并不是在和别人约会 Yeah, it's not like we're dating other people.
这不是多重恋爱 我们没有重新发明轮子 It's not polyamory. We're not reinventing the wheel.
我没有另一个家庭 也没有另一个鱼缸 I don't have another family with, like, another fish tank.
这让我大开眼界 This is blowing my mind.
我们只是很现实 你懂的 We're just realistic, you know?
我们彼此相爱 We love each other.
这种爱既是身体上的 也是情感和精神上的 And that love is physical and emotional and spiritual,
而情感和精神层面更为重要 and the emotional and the spiritual are more important.
所以我们在身体方面会更灵活一些 So we're a little bit more flexible with the physical.
你在身体方面非常灵活 You're very flexible with the physical.
我练普拉提 I do Pilates.
好 等一下 OK, hold on a second.
这主意是谁的？ Whose idea was this?
嗯 Mmm.
- 都是我们的主意… - 都是我们的 - Both... - Both of ours.
好 你是说 OK, you're telling me
如果她出去 遇到某个人 that if she goes out, finds someone,
两人一见如故 and they hit it off,
然后他们决定去做后入式 and then they decide to go do some doggy style
在某个停车场的皮卡车后面 in the back of a pick-up truck in a parking lot somewhere,
你…你能应付得了吗？ you're... you can handle that?
那真浪漫 That is really romantic.
如果她能应付 我也能应付 If she can handle that, I can handle that.
好吧 如果是你认识的人呢？ OK, what if it's someone you know?
我不在乎那是谁 I don't care who it is.
真的？ Really?
是啊 我为什么要在乎？ Yeah, why would I care?
我可是个自我觉醒的人 I'm, like, a self-realized individual.
你们俩可以上床 这不会困扰我 You two could have sex, it wouldn't bother me.
哇！ Wow!
既然得到了这么闪亮的认可 Well, with that gleaming endorsement,
那我就过去凑个热闹 let me just saddle up over here.
哎哟 等等！ Whoa, whoa, whoa!
别激动！看看这个 Take it easy! - Look at this.
我是匹马！快跑！ I'm a horse! Giddy up!
你确实是 我看到你在洗澡 You kind of are. I saw you in the shower.
嘿 问个快问题 马最喜欢什么酒？ Hey, quick question. What's a horse's favorite wine?
- 什么？- "霞多丽- 嘶 " - What? - "Chardon-neigh."
- 一点都不好笑 - "霞多丽- 嘶 " - That is not funny. - "Chardon-neigh."
你不觉得尴尬吗？ Are you not embarrassed?
别嫉妒 宝贝！ Don't be jealous, baby!
- 你的脚真漂亮 - 谢谢！ - You have great feet. - Thanks!
他是在跟我说话 He was talking to me.
- 那个是保罗 - 嗯嗯 - That one's Paul. - Mm-hmm.
这只就是本尼迪克特 The one right here is Benedict.
这只… - 嗯？ This one... - Mm-hmm?
那只叫弗朗西斯 That one's Frances.
- 这只 小的那只… - 对 - This one, the little one... - Yeah.
他叫约翰·保罗二世 He's John Paul II.
你是以教皇来给它们命名的吗？ You name them after the Pope?
爸爸从城里回来时会给我买一台Leo XIV Dad's getting me a Leo XIV when he gets back from the city.
你觉得我还能上那节课吗？ You think I could still get that lesson?
当然可以 只要你给我泡杯咖啡 Sure. If you make me a coffee.
好啊 Cool.
嘿 拉斯 怎么了？ Hey, Russ, what's going on?
我累了 我去小睡一会儿 I'm tired. I'm going to go take a nap.
喂！他在哪儿？ Hey! Where is he?
他去哪儿了？ Where did he go?
嘿 伙计 发生什么事了？ Hey, man! What's going on?
那个小混蛋偷了我的水上摩托 That little asshole stole my jet ski.
哇 你得冷静点！ Whoa, you need to slow down!
我才不冷静呢！ I'm not slowing down!
你儿子偷了我他妈的水上摩托！ Your son stole my fucking jet ski!
- 他不是我儿子 - 他把它撞到岩石上了！ - He's not my son. - He crashed it into a rock!
- 你的水上摩托就在那儿！ - 是我的另一台水上摩托！ - Your jet ski is right there! - My other jet ski!
- 好 - 是雅马哈牌的！ - OK. - It was a Yamaha!
拉斯 你能下来一下吗？ Russ, can you come down here?
你确定是他吗？ Are you sure it was him?
我亲眼看到他干的！ I watched him do it!
好 好吧 行 OK, all right, fine.
如果他负责 而且东西坏了 Well, if he's responsible and something's broken,
我们可以修好它 we can fix it.
不 我们修不了！ No, we can't fix it!
它沉到长岛他妈的海峡底下了！ It's at the bottom of the Long Island fucking Sound!
他把它弄沉了！ - 冷静点 伙计 He sank it! - Calm down, dude.
我才不冷静呢 他就是个小混蛋 I'm not calming down. He's a little asshole.
- 别骂他混蛋！ - 你！小混蛋！ - Don't call him an asshole! - You! Little asshole!
嘿 我说什么了？ Hey, what did I say?
发生什么事了？ What's going on?
你觉得把水上摩托弄沉很好玩吗？ You think it's fun to sink jet skis?
不 No.
拉斯 回去睡觉吧 Russ, go back to sleep.
- 你的儿子需要挨打 - 嘿！ - Your son needs a beating. - Hey!
我儿子一直很健康 睡着的 这是他的午睡时间 My son has been sound asleep. It's his nap time.
也许你需要挨打 Maybe you need a beating.
你需要放一个口套 在你的那个妻子身上 You need to put a muzzle on that wife of yours.
- 搞什么？- 搞什么 - What the fuck? - What the fuck...
- 现在是你的午睡时间！ - 嘿 - It's your nap time! - Hey...
很好 妈妈！ Nice, Mom!
感觉自己在养 I feel like I'm raising
一个更有活力 更小的 我丈夫的版本 a more energetic, tiny version of my husband.
我知道 太酷了 I know. It's so cool.
嗯 Mmm...
你知道 当我们在 12 保罗偷了一台扫雪车 You know, when we were 12, Paul stole a snowplow.
只是开着它到处走 犁地的东西 Just drove it around, plowing stuff.
然后他把它撞到了树上 Then he crashed it into a tree.
最后我背了锅 I ended up taking the blame.
好 打开它 OK, open it.
- 哇！ - 拉它 - Oh, wow! - Pull it.
好！准备好了 开始 OK! All right, here we go.
然后放进水里 And into the water.
好的 All right.
哦！这真是个炙热的 Oh! That's a sizzly one.
真是太神奇了 It's amazing.
很酷吧？ It's cool, right?
太不可思议了！ It's incredible!
在烧制高温时拉出它的热冲击 The thermal shock of pulling it at the height of firing
是无法预测的 is unpredictable.
所以每一件作品都是独一无二的 So every piece is unique.
你怎么知道这么多？ How do you know so much?
我曾在日本住过一段时间 I lived in Japan for a bit.
传统上 釉料中应该使用铅 Traditionally, you're meant to use lead in the glaze.
但那是有毒的 所以我不这么做 But that is a poison, so I don't do that.
谢谢你给我上了这堂课 Thanks for giving me this whole lesson.
他在你班上表现怎么样？ How's he doing in your class?
他很有决心 He's determined.
他根本不在乎别人怎么想 Doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
- 嗯 - 那又怎样？ - Mm-hmm. - And so what?
是的 他偶尔会惹麻烦 Yeah, he gets in trouble once in a while.
他上次数学考试每道题都答错了 He got every single answer wrong on his last math test,
这几乎是不可能的 which is, like, statistically impossible,
即使全凭随机填写也不可能 even if you filled it all in at random.
真是疯狂！ It's crazy!
嗯 他体育课很棒 所以… Yeah, well, he's great in gym, so...
你知道 我们来这里就是想真正陪陪他 You know, we came out here to really spend time with him,
但保罗一直回城里 but Paul keeps going back to the city.
是啊 他总是在工作 这就是他的事 Yeah, he's always working. That's his thing.
不 他不是 No, he's not.
他在和别人上床 He's fucking someone.
你怎么知道的？ How do you know that?
保罗去城里工作的时候 正在和别人上床 When Paul goes to the city for work, he's fucking someone.
这没关系 因为我们说过没关系 And it's OK, 'cause we said it was OK.
但现在 他选择了那个而不是待在这里 But right now, he's choosing that over being here.
保罗真是个傻瓜 Well, Paul's an idiot.
那就像是… That's like...
哦 见鬼！ Oh, fuck!
哦 见鬼 哦！ Oh, fuck. Oh!
哦！我可以用我的衬衫 Oh! I can just use my shirt.
别那样 我来拿 Don't do that. I'll get it.
好吧 但它是紫色的 OK. But it's purple.
你为什么不告诉他停下来 Why don't you tell him to stop,
你已经不想再做了？ that you just don't want to do it anymore?
你知道人们为什么分手吗？ Do you know why people break up?
是的 出轨 Yeah, cheating.
内疚 Guilt.
但如果你让坏事变得可以接受 But if you make the bad thing OK,
那就不会有内疚感 then there's no guilt.
或者…干脆别再做坏事 Or... maybe just stop doing the bad thing.
对 Yeah.
也可以这样 Or that.
你知道吗 我和保罗刚认识的时候 You know, when Paul and I first met,
他正和我的室友搞暧昧 he was hooking up with my roommate.
哦 对 卡门 Oh yeah. Carmen.
她可是个大麻烦 She was a whole thing.
有一天 她正在准备的时候 And one day, while she was getting ready,
他约我出去 he asked me out.
"不 你到底怎么了？" "No, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
然后他一直出现 And then he just kept showing up
不停地邀请我 and he kept asking me.
他还是那个样子 你知道吗？ And he's still that guy, you know?
我不指望他会改变 And I don't expect him to change.
但在这样的时刻 我忍不住感到难过 But in moments like this, I can't help but be sad.
而且非常生气 And really fucking angry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我和Ashley是在一场Fray的演唱会上认识的 Ashley and I met at a Fray concert.
你知道 就是那个乐队 - 嗯 You know, the band. - Mm-hmm.
《如何拯救生命》 How to Save a Life.
我们一起跳舞唱歌 We were both dancing and singing.
然后我们开始接吻 Then we started kissing.
接着 超越了接吻 And then, more than kissing.
还有约会 And dating.
去年 我试图通过买票给她一个惊喜 Last year, I tried to surprise her by buying tickets.
当我告诉她这件事时 她说她有安排 And when I told her about it, she said she had plans.
- 没关系 - 不 不是的 - It's OK. - No, it's not.
因为The Fray乐队解散了 Because The Fray broke up.
现在我们也分手了 And now we broke up.
是的 Yeah.
我想我也只是感到难过和生气 I guess I'm just sad and angry, too.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我要去做个三明治 I'm gonna make a sandwich.
嗯… Um...
好的 OK.
我看到那儿有花生酱 I saw some peanut butter there.
你想要三明治吗？因为… Do you want a sandwich? 'Cause...
不 我们不会修改现有的租约 No, we're not going to modify the existing leases.
因为 我觉得我不应该得说这么多遍 Because, I feel like I shouldn't have to say this
这么多次 this many times,
但买这些楼的全部目的 but the entire purpose of buying these buildings
就是要空置交付 is to deliver them vacant.
这就是为什么我们提供三个月免租期 That's why we offer them 3 months free.
那你昨晚在干嘛？ Well, what were you doing last night?
我为什么要买布朗克斯的一栋楼 Why would I purchase a building in the Bronx
如果我不能翻修它？ if I can't renovate it?
那还有什么意义？ What would even be the purpose?
这里到底他妈发生了什么？ What the fuck happened here?
朱莉！ Julie!
她和拉斯出去啦 She went out with Russ.
嘿 我待会儿给你回电话 Hey, let me call you back.
该死！这简直像是… Son of a bitch! This is like a...
我都不想告诉你这地毯多少钱 I don't even want to tell you how much this rug costs.
抱歉 我们洒了一点酒 I'm sorry we spilled a little wine.
两万美元 $20,000.
那是一块两万美元的地毯 It's a $20,000 rug.
你打算说点什么吗？ Were you gonna say anything?
还是你只打算敷衍地清理一下 Or were you just gonna half clean it
然后指望我没注意到我那块两万五千美元地毯上的污渍？ and expect me not to notice a stain on my $25,000 rug?
它变得更贵了吗？ Did it just get more expensive?
通常会 是的 They tend to, yeah.
好吧 抱歉 OK. Well, I'm sorry.
没关系 这只是块地毯 That's OK. It's just a rug.
是的 - 好的 Yeah. - OK.
一块他妈的好地毯 A fucking nice rug.
顺便说一下 昨晚我和朱莉发生了关系 By the way, Julie and I had sex last night.
一起的 Together.
就在你来城里的时候 While you were in town.
嗯 我知道你们在这方面是公开且合乎道德的… Well, I know you guys are in this open ethically non...
好的… OK...
所以 你生气了 So, you're mad.
不 那不是…我没生气 No, that was... I'm not mad.
那只是一种本能反应 It was sort of a reflex.
好的 因为如果你生气了 我们应该好好谈谈 OK, because if you're mad, we should just talk about it.
那更像是迟来的反应 That was more of a delayed reaction.
是的 我生气了 Yeah, I'm mad.
我们可以谈谈… We can talk about...
- 混蛋！ - 冷静点 - Motherfucker! - Just chill.
我他妈要杀了你 I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- 你要冷静吗？- 不！我要杀了你！ - You gonna chill? - No! I'm gonna kill you!
那可不冷静！ That's not chill!
冷静点 冷静点！ Calm down. Calm down!
哎呀 那是全拿式锁喉 那是违法的！违法的！ Ow, that's a full Nelson. It's illegal! It's illegal!
- 这不是摔跤！ - 是的 就是摔跤 - This isn't wrestling! - Yeah, it is.
- 好 冷静点 - 我很冷静 - OK, just calm down. - I'm chill.
- 冷静？冷静？- 好 我冷静了 - Calm? Chill? - OK, I'm calm.
- 我会放开你 - 是的 我冷静了 - I'm gonna let you go. - Yeah, I'm calm.
哦 操！我觉得你夹到了我的C4 Oh, fuck! I think you pinched my C4.
我跟你说 我们只需要谈谈 好吗？ I'm telling you, we just need to talk, all right?
- 好 好 - 哇！ - OK, OK. - Whoa!
说说那个 混蛋！ Talk about that, motherfucker!
我不想跟你打架！ I don't want to fight you!
我一直在教我的八年级学生合气道！ I've been teaching my 8th graders Aikido!
非暴力 就是… 就是要缓和局势 Non-violence, it's... It's about de-escalation.
哦 操！ Oh, fuck!
而你根本没做到 Which you're not doing.
哦！ Oh!
混蛋！ Motherfucker!
别咬！别咬！ 别咬 操！ No biting! No biting! No biting, fuck!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
别敲击 - 啊！ No tapping. - Ah!
好吧 我们就… OK, let's just...
啊！操！我的胳膊！ Ah! Fuck! My arm!
你得别再乱挥拳了！ You gotta stop throwing haymakers!
听着 对不起 你怎么… Look, I'm sorry. How do you...
哦！啊！ Oh! Ah!
你们做了什么？做爱吗？ What did you guys do? Sex?
还是别的什么？ Or other stuff?
做爱 Sex.
还有别的东西 And then some other stuff.
你在…啊！ What are you... Ah!
他妈的？ What the fuck?
别带刀！ No knives!
事情发生在哪里？ Where did it happen?
就在这里 In here.
我要… I'm gonna...
哦 操！我的腿！ Oh, fuck! My leg!
哦 操 我的腿！ Oh fuck, my leg!
我他妈要杀了你… I'm gonna fucking kill you...
好玩吗？- 喂！ Was it fun? - Hey!
没打中我！ Missed me!
操 不！ Fuck, no!
好 好 冷静点 哎哟！ OK. OK, chill. Ow!
哇！哦！ Whoa! Oh!
啊！ Ah!
哦 糟了！ Oh, shit!
对不起 保罗 I'm sorry, Paul.
我说过我道歉了 I said I'm sorry.
拜托 伙计！他妈的！ Come on, man! Fuck!
你说没事的！ You said it was fine!
不是的！ It's not!
惊喜！ Surprise!
抱歉！击球手的本能 Sorry! Batter's instinct.
糟了 糟了！ Shit, shit!
鱼！快捡起来 快捡起来！ The fish! Pick them up, pick them up!
- 你去哪儿？- 去救约翰·保罗！ - Where are you going? - Save John Paul!
哪个是约翰·保罗？约翰·保罗！啊！ Which one is John Paul? John Paul! Ah!
我抓到一个了！我抓到一个了！ I got one! I got one!
给你 There you go.
啊 操！它刺到我了！ Ah, fuck! It stung me!
那个不行 放了它 That one sucks, leave that one.
哦！ Oh!
哦 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
我们成功了 We did it.
我们救了你们 你们还活着 伙计们 We saved you. You're alive, guys.
鱼拍了你！ Fish slapped you!
不 不 不！ No, no, no!
哦 哦！ Oh, oh!
真险 That was close.
你差点抓到我 You almost got me.
♪♪ 你独自一人 你需要的是 ♪ ** You're on your own and what you need's *
♪ 一点爱和理解 ♪ * A little love and understanding *
♪ 嘿 嘿 嘿 ♪ * Hey, hey, hey *
♪ 一点温暖来抚慰你的灵魂 ♪ * A little warmth to tell your soul *
♪ 一只温柔的鸟… ♪ * A gentle bird... *
那真有趣 不是吗？ That was so fun, wasn't it?
是的 Yeah.
我们不必偷水上摩托 We don't have to steal jet skis.
如果你想冒险 可以直接坐独木舟 If you need an adventure, you can just get in the canoe.
♪ 你在那遥远的城市 ♪ * You're in that city far away *
♪ 我在远海的船上 ♪ * I'm on the ship way out at sea *
♪ 你有些问题 ♪ * You got some problems *
你们在干什么？ What are you guys doing?
♪ 你无法面对 ♪ * You can't face *
♪ 所以把它们抛在身后 ♪ * So leave them behind **
对不起 I'm sorry.
你为什么道歉？ What are you sorry for?
因为反应过度 For overreacting.
对我本不该反应过度的事情 To something I didn't have a right to overreact to.
好 OK.
很好 Good.
凯瑞 你为什么道歉？ Carey, what are you sorry for?
因为和你发生了关系 For having sex with you.
不是吗？ No?
因为伤害了我最好的朋友？ For hurting my best friend?
我也很抱歉没能意识到 And I'm sorry for not realizing
这件事可能带来的影响 the effect that this might have.
仔细想想 这其实没什么大不了的 It's really not that big of a deal
如果你仔细想想 if you think about it.
洗个澡就能洗掉 It washes off in the shower.
- 保罗… - 什么洗掉？ - Paul... - What does?
我们不必再这样了 We don't have to do this anymore.
不 不 亲爱的 我没事 No, no, babe, I'm good.
我不需要和别人一起 I don't need to be with other people.
没事 我能应付 No, it's OK, I can handle it.
真的 我没事 别担心 Seriously, I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
我们可以继续 We can continue.
我当时确实反应过度了 It was a genuine overreaction on my part.
那感觉有点像灵魂出窍 It was sort of an out-of-body experience.
直到事后我才意识到自己做了什么 I wasn't really aware of what I was doing until after the fact.
有点像…狼人变身的情形 It was kind of like... a werewolf situation.
我没事 - 好的 I'm good. - OK.
你能不能别再跟他那样了？ Can you just not do it with him again?
我不会的 I won't.
答应吗？ Promise?
答应 Promise.
你也应该…你也得答应 You should... You should promise, too.
我也答应 I promise, too.
好吧 我想我们要去吃晚饭了 OK, well, I guess we're going out for dinner.
我不行 我得回城里 Yeah, I can't, I have to go back to the city.
很遗憾 Unfortunately.
你他妈在开玩笑吧？ Are you fucking kidding me?
不 我不是他妈的在开玩笑 好吗？ No, I'm not fucking kidding you. OK?
我正处在一场他妈的谈判中 I'm in the middle of a fucking negotiation
谈判的是唐人街一栋34套单元的楼 他们就像… on a 34-unit building in Chinatown, and they are like...
你跟中国人谈过判吗？ Have you ever negotiated with the Chinese?
那完全是另一回事 - 保罗！ It's a whole different thing. - Paul!
你总是处于被动 You're always on your back foot.
你跟拉斯说我们明天去Great Thrills You told Russ we'd go to Great Thrills tomorrow.
我们可以下周去Great Thrills We can go to Great Thrills next week.
你可以下周去 我们明天去 You can go next week. We're gonna go tomorrow.
好！ Yeah!
抓住机会！ Get it!
- 快来试试！- 好 再来一次 再来一次 - Step right up! - OK, one more, one more.
- 哎呀 伙计！- 那是个不错的尝试 - Oh, man! - That was a good try.
投球 赢鱼 Throw a ball, win a fish.
我还能再来一次吗？ Can I go another?
太贵了 It's so expensive.
但我需要新的鱼 But I need new fish.
快来看看！ Step right up!
我能直接从你这里买些鱼吗？ Can I just buy some fish from you?
这里不是宠物店 This isn't a pet shop.
谢谢你 Thank you.
没问题 You got it.
好的 OK.
好的！ - 你好！ OK! - Hi!
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
- 打扰一下 - 最近怎么样？ - Excuse me. - How's it going?
我们就是在烧钱 We're just burning through cash.
- 你是拉斯？- 是的 - So, you're Russ? - Yeah.
我听说过你很多 很高兴见到你 I've heard a lot about you. Nice to meet you.
这是康纳 我叫他康奈尔 This is Connor. I call him Conair.
- 这是谁？- 我们刚认识 - Who's this? - We just met.
好吧 让我试试 All right, let me have a go.
我能加入吗？- 当然！ Mind if I jump in? - Sure!
给你 100美元 我们玩一会儿 Here. Here's $100. We'll play for a bit.
我没问题 Works for me.
- 哇！ - 嘘 嘘 - Wow! - Shhh, shhh.
你打算拿这些鱼做什么？ What are you gonna do with all the fish?
- 砰 - 天哪！太棒了！ - Bang. - Holy shit! That was awesome!
谢谢 Thanks.
你怎么这么擅长这个？ Why are you so good at that?
我只是手感很轻柔 I just have a very soft touch.
大多数时候 如果你表现得好 Most of the time. If you behave yourself.
盯着我们看的那是你丈夫吗？ Is that your husband staring at us?
不是 他是我朋友 No, he's my friend.
- 这是你的朋友？- 那是凯里 - This is your friend? - That's Carey.
凯瑞！你来"拿"这个吗？ Carey! Go ahead and "carry" this?
你想要多少 拉斯？- 全部 How many do you want, Russ? - All of them.
全部？ All of them?
伙计们 过来 我们去前排 Guys, come. Let's get the front row.
哦 嘿 不 我跟他们一起 Oh, hey. No, I'm with them.
不 这个满了 你得回去 No, this one's full. You gotta go back.
- 抱歉 - 这到底怎么回事？ - Sorry. - What the hell?
我只是需要上去 I just need to get on.
哦 你能拿这些吗？ Oh. Can you take these?
不 伙计 那全是你的 No, man, that's all you.
不？ No?
牵着我的手！ Hold my hand!
我们也应该牵手 We should probably hold hands too.
拉斯 我把你的鱼安全带来了 伙计 Russ, I got your fish safe and sound, man.
等等…这主意不太妙 Wait... This is a bad idea.
坚持住！我抓到你的鱼了！ Hold on! I got your fish!
哦 见鬼！ Oh, fuck!
我抓住了…哦不 我丢了你！ I'm holding... Oh no, I lost you!
哦 见鬼 我刚才… Oh, fuck, I just...
哦不 啊！ Oh no, ah!
加油 伙计们！加油 鱼！ Come on, guys! Come on, fish!
还剩两个！我还有两个 Two left! I got two left.
我还剩一个 我还有一个… I got one left. I got one...
哦 是的 柬埔寨 马丘比丘 所有大国 非洲 Oh yeah. Cambodia, Machu Picchu, all the big countries. Africa.
我和无国界医生合作过很多工作 I've done a lot of work with Doctors Without Borders.
你是医生吗？ Are you a doctor?
不是 我只是负责他们的社交媒体 No, I just run their socials.
伙计们 你们接下来想做什么？ Guys, what do you want to do next?
- 碰碰车！ - 对 碰碰车！ - Bumper cars! - Yeah, bumper cars!
我可以玩 你们想玩碰碰车吗？ I can do that. You want to do bumper cars?
- 是的！ - 系好安全带！ - Yeah! - Buckle up!
嘿！她不会玩碰碰车的 Hey! She's not doing bumper cars.
凯瑞！ Carey!
她有丈夫 而且他是个好人 She has a husband, and he's a great guy.
而且他恰好是我最好的朋友 And he happens to be my best friend,
所以她不会玩碰碰车 so she's not doing bumper cars.
我知道玩碰碰车会导致什么 I know what bumper cars leads to.
玩碰碰车会导致什么？ What do bumper cars lead to?
如果她想玩碰碰车 她可以玩 If she wants to do bumper cars, she can.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are,
那个油嘴滑舌又帅气的游乐园小伙子 是吧？ slick fucking handsome theme park guy, huh?
勾搭妈妈们 我打赌那都不是你的孩子 Hitting on moms. I bet that's not even your kid.
- 你他妈的有什么问题？- 我有什么问题？ - What's your fucking problem? - What's my problem?
你想玩碰碰车？那我们他妈的就玩碰碰车！ You want to do bumper cars? Let's do fucking bumper cars!
- 嘿 嘿 嘿！ - 你想玩碰碰车吗？ - Hey, hey, hey! - You wanna do bumper cars?
凯瑞 你到底怎么了？你怎么回事？ Carey, what the fuck? What is wrong with you?
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
没什么！你怎么了？ Nothing! What is wrong with you?
你为什么这样？ Why are you being like this?
因为你结婚了 还是我最好的朋友 Because you're married. To my best friend.
这没能阻止你！ It didn't stop you!
那是个错误 That's a mistake.
是吗？ Was it?
你这整天过度保护的样子 This whole overprotective thing you're doing,
这是为了保罗 还是为了你自己？ is that for Paul or is it for you?
保罗 Paul.
对 Right.
保罗不在乎 你听他说了 Well, Paul doesn't care. You heard him.
好吧 我在乎 Fine. I care.
明白吗？ OK?
我知道你们都很 I know you guys are all
情感上很成熟什么的 emotionally sophisticated and whatever,
但当你和某人发生关系时 but when you sleep with someone,
无论你是否愿意 你的身体都会做出承诺 your body makes a commitment whether you do or not.
那是什么意思…是… What does that... Is that...
《香草天空》 没错 Vanilla Sky, yes.
但这并不影响它的真实性 But it doesn't make it any less true.
只是…那天晚上 我一直在想这件事 It's just... The other night, I keep thinking about it.
想点别的吧 Think about something else.
那真是 真的很棒 对吧？ That was, like, really good, yeah?
是啊！ Yeah!
你的耐力真不错 You got great endurance.
嘿 你最喜欢的乐队是谁？ Hey, what's your favorite band?
要我说的话 大概是麦克尔莫尔 Gun to my head, I'd probably say Macklemore.
或者是我！ Or me!
你会玩吗？ You play?
会 会 Yeah, yeah.
好啊 想给我弹点吗？ OK. Want to play me some?
好！ Yeah!
你想喝点茶吗？ Do you want some tea?
嗯 有的话我想喝杯阿诺德·帕尔默 Uh, yeah, I'll take an Arnold Palmer if you got one.
嗯 我好像没有那个 Uh, I don't think I have that.
不过我有洋甘菊茶或者南非红茶 But I have chamomile or rooibos.
我不用了 I'm good.
好的 OK.
你当调酒师多久了？ How long have you been a bartender for?
大概八个月 Like, 8 months.
这算是我第一次真正擅长的事 It's kind of like the first thing I'm really good at.
我觉得我们已经知道你其他方面也很厉害了 I feel like we've established you're good at other stuff too.
比如什么？ Like what?
性爱！你真的很擅长性爱 Sex! You're really good at sex.
谢谢！ Thank you!
你知道吗 我觉得你也挺厉害的 You know, I think you're pretty good, too.
不过你可能抓伤我了 You might have scratched me, though.
哎！该死！ Hey! Coño!
没事！我还挺喜欢的 No, it's OK! I kind of liked it.
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
我在吃三明治 I'm eating a sandwich.
你眉毛到底怎么了？ What the fuck happened to your eyebrows?
被烧了 They burnt.
♪♪ 宝贝 回到床上来 ♪ ** Baby girl, come back to bed *
♪ 我觉得血液从头部涌出 ♪ * I think the blood is rushing from my head *
♪ 又流到了我的两腿之间 ♪ * Down between my legs again *
♪ 我准备好再来一次 ♪ * And I'm ready for some more *
♪ 我还挺喜欢你抓我背的感觉 ♪ * And I kind of liked the way you scratched my back *
♪ 我会帮你挠背 ♪♪ * And I'm going to scratch you back **
你是谁？ Who are you?
凯瑞 Carey.
杰克逊 这是我丈夫 凯瑞 Jackson, this is my husband, Carey.
这是波浪形的吗？ Is this wavy?
这是波浪形的 This is wavy.
你想要三明治吗？ You want a sandwich?
好 当然 Yeah, sure.
好啊 你喜欢吃肉吗？ Cool. You like meat?
是的 我喜欢肉 Yeah, I like meats.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
做另一个三明治 Making another sandwich.
凯瑞 我们不能俩都住在这里 Carey, we can't both live here.
你知道吧？ You know that, right?
为什么不呢？ Why not?
我们谈过这件事了 We talked about this.
- 没有 我们没谈过 - 对 - No, we didn't. - Right.
我没写完我的信 I didn't finish my letter.
我才不想听你那该死的信呢！ I don't want to hear your fucking letter!
哇 天哪！ Whoa, Jesus!
抱歉 我坐了小巴过来 有点累 Sorry, I took the Jitney here and I'm tired.
所以我可能就直接睡觉了 So I'll probably just go to bed.
就在这里？ Here?
是的 沙发没问题 Yeah, the couch is fine.
不 沙发不行 No, the couch is not fine.
这地方没有隔断 This place has no walls.
而且我早上还得见客户 And I have to meet a client in the morning.
说到肉 这三明治真不错 Well, on the meat front, this sandwich goes hard.
嘿 杰克逊 你要喝冰茶吗？ Hey, Jackson, you want some iced tea?
我泡了些冰茶 I made some iced tea.
里面还有柠檬 And there's lemons in there.
所以我觉得那是阿诺·帕尔默 So I think that's an Arnold Palmer.
传奇 Legend.
凯瑞… Carey...
我知道这一切对你来说很痛苦 I'm sure this is all, you know, very painful for you.
但我们必须弄清楚这件事 But we need to figure this out.
弄清楚什么？ Figure what out?
离婚 Divorce.
你能让我把信写完吗… If you could just let me finish the letter...
不 听我说 阿什莉 No. Hey. Listen, Ashley.
我明白 你想和别人睡 I get it. You want to sleep with other people.
为此我们不需要离婚 We don't need a divorce for that.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
这很麻烦 It's a lot of work.
其实不一定非得这样 It doesn't have to be.
我的意思是 我们没有孩子 也没钱 I mean, we don't have kids, we don't have money.
没错 我们没有离婚的理由 Exactly, we don't have a reason to get divorced.
除非你真的想把我从你的生活中剔除 Unless you definitively want me out of your life.
不 我并不想彻底把你从我的生活中除去 No, I don't definitively want you out of my life.
好 OK.
如果我们保持开放关系呢？ What if we kept it open?
就是那种开放式关系？ Like, an open relationship?
是的 没问题 Yeah, sure.
好 那具体是怎样的？有什么规则吗？ OK. Um, what does that entail? What are the rules?
你希望规则是什么？ What do you want the rules to be?
我不想要规则 I don't want rules.
好 那就没有规则 Great. No rules.
好 如果…如果我遇到别人呢？ OK, what if... What if I meet someone?
而且很认真？ And it's serious?
那我们就离婚 Then, we get divorced.
是的 我觉得这是一种防御机制 Yeah, I feel like this is a defense mechanism.
而你其实内心很痛苦 And you're actually in a lot of pain.
这没关系 - 不！ And that's OK. - No!
我不是 我心情起伏不定 I'm not. I'm wavy.
我也和别人睡过 I slept with someone too.
哦 你是吗？ Oh, you did?
是的 挺好的 所以一切都好 Yeah, it's good. So it's all good.
我们不用谈这事 我们扯平了 We don't have to talk about it. We're even.
好 OK.
你们真让人感到鼓舞 You guys are so inspiring.
我希望我到你们这个年纪也能这么成熟 I hope I'm this mature when I'm your age.
谢谢你 杰克逊 Thanks, Jackson.
我们还没那么老 去睡觉吧 We're not that old. Go to bed.
我会去见别人 他们也会在身边 I'm going to be seeing people, and they're gonna be around.
太好了！我也是！ Cool! So will I!
我并不嫉妒 I'm not jealous.
好的 OK.
嗯 如果你觉得好 我也觉得好！ Well, if it's good with you, it's good with me!
对我来说 这不仅仅是好 That's more than good with me.
嗯 也许我们可以把气垫球桌搬走 Um, maybe we can get rid of the air-hockey table
然后就在凯瑞角放个充气床垫？ and just put a blow-up mattress in the Carey corner?
也可以不放 Or not.
沙发也不错 或者窗台什么的… Couch is good. Or the ledge or...
- 好 - 我会找个地方的 - OK. - I'll find something.
晚安 - 晚安！ Good night. - Good night!
睡个好觉 Sleep well.
你也是 Yeah, you too.
嘘！ Shhh!
哦 呵呵！哇！ Oh, ho ho! Whoa!
感觉怎么样？ How does that feel?
天哪！ Holy shit!
是的 你的颞肌有点紧张 伙计 Yeah, you got some tightness in your temporal muscle, man.
张开你的下巴 Open your jaw.
- 费德 快来！ - 好的！ - Fede, please come! - Yeah!
那些发作很严重 Those 'fits are tight.
你们真是很投入 You guys are real committed.
我的投入没有界限 My commitment knows no bounds.
你在这里做什么？我们已经谈过了 What are you doing here? We talked about this.
凯瑞在帮我写简历 Carey's helping with my resume.
- 你们以前交往过？- 短暂的 - You guys used to date? - Briefly.
我们…我们走吧 走吧 Let's... Let's just go. Let's go.
杰克逊 你得决定你想做什么 Jackson, you gotta decide what you want to do.
嗯 这个脊椎按摩师的事看起来挺不错的 Well, this chiropractor thing seems pretty tight.
不 那是医生 你得去上学学那个 No, that's a doctor. You gotta go to school for that.
你擅长什么？ What are you good at?
狗 Dogs.
足球 Football.
彩弹射击 卧推 Paintball. Bench press.
好的 OK.
我能把整个柠檬塞进嘴里 I can fit a whole lemon in my mouth.
不！吐出来！ No! Spit it out!
吐出来！ Spit it out!
你去负责音乐 You go handle the music.
我来处理简历 I'll handle the resume.
嗯！ Mmm!
天哪！那真是太放松了 Oh my God! That was so relaxing.
真是一次难忘的体验！ What an experience!
感觉怎么样？ How was it?
声音浴？哦 真是太禅意了！ The sound bath? Oh, it was so zen!
- 哈里·奥姆 - 哈里·奥姆 - Hari om. - Hari om.
哦！ Oh!
你试试普通洗澡怎么样？ How about you try a regular bath?
天哪 Oh my God.
你好 美人！ Hello, bonita!
那真有趣 That was a funny one.
但我要告诉你 体味源于压力 But I'll have you know that body odor stems from stress.
而我 完全没有压力 And I, I hold none.
真的吗？ Really?
你能教我吗？ Can... Can you teach me that?
当然 来吧 Of course. Come.
凯瑞 这得停止了 我知道你在做什么 Carey, this has to stop. I know what you're doing.
我在做什么？ What am I doing?
费德为什么在这里？ Why is Fede here?
因为他是我的朋友 'Cause he's my friend.
但他为什么还在这里？ But why is he still here?
他现在很难过 He's having a hard time.
是因为我跟他分手了吗？ Because I broke up with him?
是的 可能跟这事有关 Yeah. Probably has something to do with it.
我们才交往了两周！ We only dated for two weeks!
- 是啊 不过… - 才两周！ - Yeah, well... - Two weeks!
哦 抱歉 大家！ Oh, sorry, guys!
好心情 Good vibrations.
我给你泡了点南非红茶 I made you some rooibos.
比赛开始！ Game time!
杰克逊 你这方面真厉害 Jackson, you're really good at this.
保持专注 你只落后三分 Stay focused. You're only down by three.
你还有机会翻盘 You can still come back.
喂 你去哪儿？ Yo, where you going?
去听演唱会 To a concert.
哎呀 糟了！我忘带荧光棒了 Oh, shit! I forgot my glow sticks.
还有我的棒棒糖 And my lollipops.
你要去看什么演唱会？ What concert are you going to?
克里斯·斯台普顿 Chris Stapleton.
我以为你不喜欢乡村音乐 I thought you didn't like country.
♪ 那是我以前的事 ♪ * That was before my time *
不过 我开始喜欢上了 Well, it's growing on me.
- 你们在看什么？- 《洛伦佐的油》 - What are y'all watching? - Lorenzo's Oil.
不 不！我不会说西班牙语 No, no! No habla español.
我不会说西班牙语 白人女孩！ No habla español. Gringa!
你他妈的来这儿干什么？ What the fuck are you doing here?
我是来找你丈夫布鲁图斯谈话的 I'm here to talk to your husband, Brutus.
凯瑞 保罗来了 Carey, Paul's here.
嘿 保罗！你还好吗？ Hey, Paul! You OK?
不 我不好 她把我赶出去了 No, I'm not OK. She kicked me out.
哦 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
我需要一个住的地方 I need a place to stay.
不！不 不行 No! No, no.
我刚才在跟他说话 I was talking to him.
那也是我的公寓 不行 It's my apartment, too. No.
回家 跟你妻子谈谈 解决问题 Go home, talk to your wife. Fix it.
我解决不了 好吗？ I can't fix it. OK?
我不在乎 I don't care.
我一直住在酒店 I've been staying at a hotel.
她不接我的电话 She won't take my calls.
而且我的信用卡用不了 And my credit card's not working.
- 我可以借你点钱 - 不 不用了 - I can loan you some money. - No, no.
别再借钱了 好吗？我需要你帮我解决这个问题 No more loans, OK? I need you to help me fix this.
自从你们发生关系后… - 等等 等等 Ever since you guys had sex... - Wait, wait.
- …情况变得更糟了 而且… - 什么？ - It's been worse and... - What?
那就是你睡过的人？ That's who you slept with?
就在我们背后 Right behind our backs.
什么时候？ When?
在你提出离婚之后 After you asked for our divorce.
- 我没想到 - 我也没想到 - I didn't expect that. - Me neither.
我已经道歉了 你还想让我怎么做？ I said I was sorry. What more do you want from me?
我不知道！我不知道该怎么办 I don't know! I don't know what to do.
我只是觉得一切都非常不平衡 I just feel like everything is very, very imbalanced,
我们需要找到恢复平衡的方法 and we need to find a way to restore the balance.
你和我妻子发生了关系 也许 我不知道… And you had sex with my wife, so maybe, I don't know...
- 绝对不可能！ - 你怎么了？ - No fucking way! - What is wrong with you?
你可以和我妻子上床 我却不能和你妻子？ You have sex with my wife, but I can't with yours?
保罗 你到底活在哪个该死的星球上？ On what fucking planet, Paul?
我也不想和你上床 阿什利 明白吗？ I don't want to have sex with you either. Ashley ok?
我只想要回我的妻子 为什么一切都这么复杂？ I just want my wife back. Why is everything so complicated?
我长得也不算太差 I'm not that bad-looking.
这跟外貌一点关系都没有！ It has nothing to do with looks!
这种事经常发生 This kind of shit happens all the time.
来吧 萨顿 我们走 Come on, Sutton, let's go.
- 他们是谁？- 她的情人 - Who are they? - Her lovers.
前情人 回家去吧 Ex-lovers. Go home.
嘿 每周四电影之夜 Hey, movie night every Thursday.
下周放《日瓦戈医生》 Next week's Doctor Zhivago.
好 告诉我 我错过了什么？ OK, fill me in. What did I miss?
他们正在试着制造一种药油 想救他们的儿子洛伦佐 They're trying to make an oil to save their son, Lorenzo.
我得去拿我的包 I need to get my bags.
他得了某种病 我觉得像是ALS He's got some disease. I think like an ALS.
- 阿尔德 - 是的 ALDS - ALD. - Yeah, ALDS.
不 那是棒球的事 No, that's a baseball thing.
你得赢了那个才能进世界大赛 You got to win that to get to the World Series.
这孩子绝不可能进世界大赛 No way this kid's going to the World Series.
Russ 你的作业截止日期是几号？ Russ, what day is your assignment due
是生物多样性课的作业吗？ for your biodiversity class?
Russ！ Russ!
来吧 亲爱的 你知道规矩的 Come on, honey, you know the rules.
车里不准戴耳机 No headphones in the car.
如果你想听 就插上音响 If you want to listen, just plug it in.
我是在问你作业截止日期是哪天 I was asking you what day your assignment is due.
这是什么？ What is this?
流产胎儿 Aborted Fetus.
我喜欢它 I like it.
挺不错的 It's nice.
我稍微调小点音量 Just gonna turn it down a little.
一点点 A little bit.
听着 亲爱的… Listen, honey...
如果你难过 难过是没关系的 If you're upset, it's OK to be upset.
我也很难过 I'm upset, too.
生活中 有时候你必须面对复杂的情绪 Sometimes, in life, you have to deal with difficult emotions.
而且你得 And you have to...
- 怎么了 拉斯？- 嘿 凯里教练 - What up, Russ? - Hey, coach Carey.
猜猜看？今天排球课！ Guess what? Volleyball today!
随便 Whatever.
耳机真酷 Sweet headphones.
嘿！你最近怎么样？- 嗨！ Hey! How you been? - Hi!
还可以更好 - 一样 Been better. - Same.
等一下！ Hold on!
凯里 嘿！ Carey, hey!
你得跟保罗谈谈 You got to talk to Paul.
我有普拉提课！ I have Pilates!
我有吗？ Do I?
是的 他一直住在我这里 Yeah. He's been staying with me.
我们家地方不大 We don't have a lot of room at our place.
我得把曲棍球桌搬开 I had to move the hockey table.
你能信吗？体育老师负责接送！ Can you believe this shit? The gym teacher's on drop-offs!
喂！别按喇叭！ Hey! Stop honking!
他跟你说发生了什么吗？ Did he tell you what happened?
说了 你把他赶走了 Yeah. That you kicked him out.
去你的！ Fuck you!
- 别按喇叭 玛丽！ - 天哪！ - Stop honking, Mary! - Oh, God!
我拿着牌子 到时候告诉你什么时候走 I have the sign. I'll tell you when to go.
回体育馆去！ Go back to the gym!
他们让我星期二来干这活 They make me do this on Tuesday.
我也不想待在这儿 I don't want to be here either.
- 上车 - 我得… - Get in. - I got to...
是啊 你说得对 算了 Yeah, you're right. Fuck it.
好吧 你自己看着办 小心孩子们 All right, you're on your own. Watch out for kids.
给你！ There you go!
你想知道到底发生了什么吗？ Do you want to know what really happened?
想 Yeah.
他在房地产上完全过度杠杆了 Well, he was totally over-leveraged in real estate.
结果全盘崩盘了 And it all completely blew up.
他上周把公司关了 And he shut the company down last week.
天哪！ Holy shit!
什么？他没跟你提过这些吗？ What? He didn't mention any of that to you?
没有！ No!
情况有多糟？ How bad is it?
一团糟 It's a fucking mess.
我不清楚所有细节 但我… I don't know all the details, but I...
我们可能会失去一切 We could lose everything.
他们冻结了我们的账户！ They froze our accounts!
哇 Whoa.
Russ怎么样了？ How's Russ doing?
我不知道 不太好 I don't know. Not great.
我不知道该怎么跟他解释发生了什么 I don't know how to explain to him what's going on
因为我…我自己都不明白 because I... I don't understand myself.
你应该跟Paul谈谈 You should talk to Paul.
他让你跟我说话了吗？ Did he ask you to talk to me?
所以你才跟我说话吗？ Is that why you're talking to me?
不是！ No!
好吧 是的 OK. Yeah.
他确实让我跟你说话 He did ask me to talk to you.
但这不是我跟你说话的原因 But that's not why I'm talking to you.
我只是喜欢跟你说话 I just like talking to you.
你告诉Paul 我不是跟他谈话 You tell Paul that I'm not talking to him
因为我一句话都不信 because I don't believe a word
他他妈说的每句话我都不信 that comes out of his fucking mouth.
好的 我会告诉他的 OK, I'll let him know.
布兰登·卢吉亚纳 别那样做！ Brandon Lugiana, do not do that!
我一直在想你 I think about you all the time.
我知道你们是开放式关系 I know you guys are in an open relationship,
这对你们来说没什么大不了 但对我来说却很重要 and it's not a big deal to you, but it was to me.
对我来说也是 It was for me, too.
真的吗？ Really?
我从没那样做过 I never did it.
什么？ Did what?
我从没和别人睡过 I never slept with anyone else.
但你和我睡过 But you did with me.
是的 我确实那样做了 Yes, I did.
你当时就在那儿 You were there.
是的 我在 Yeah, I was.
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
好的 太棒了 我得走了 OK, cool. I got to go.
好的 再见 OK, bye.
好的 OK.
♪♪ 耶 ♪ ** Yeah *
♪ 没有我的意大利豆汤面 我感觉好傻 ♪ * I feel so silly without my pasta e fagioli *
♪ 没有我的意大利豆汤面 没人能陪我 ♪ * Can't have nobody without my pasta e fagioli *
♪ 我需要有人来舔我的意大利豆汤面 ♪ * I need somebody to lick my pasta e fagioli *
♪ 意大利豆汤面！♪♪ * Pasta e fagioli! **
哇 太好吃了！ Oh, wow! It is so good!
这意大利豆汤面真是绝了 This pasta e fagioli slaps.
嗯！完美无缺！ Mmm! It's perfecto!
谢谢 Grazie.
打扰一下 可以吗？ Excuse me a minute?
- 他没事吧？- 他没事 - Is he OK? - He's fine.
他有点伤心 He's got the sad sads,
因为没人正式让他下场 'cause someone never officially benched him.
我从未正式和他交往过 I never officially dated him.
你知道什么才算正式吗？结婚 You know what's official? Marriage.
结婚才是正式的 Marriage is official.
嘿 保罗 你打算待多久？ Hey, Paul, how long are you staying?
多久都行 As long as it takes.
多久？什么多久？ As long as what takes?
嘿 大家！抱歉我迟到了 Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late.
我们加时了 We went into overtime.
比赛很精彩 Game was great.
我是说 我们输了 但女孩们表现很棒 I mean, we lost, but the girls were great.
凯瑞 我给你留了一碗 Carey, I saved you a bowl.
我本来会多做点 I would have made more,
但我不知道要给这么多人做饭 but I didn't know I was cooking for so many.
你本不该做这么多 You weren't supposed to.
没关系 安东妮塔 我有安排 It's OK, Antoneta. I have plans.
我得去洗个澡 I gotta take a shower.
哇！真忙的人 Wow! Busy guy.
我懂 兄弟 I get it, man.
我觉得你不懂 I don't think you do.
我什么都能修 任何东西 I can fix anything, anything.
姿势不良 偏头痛 脊柱侧弯 椎间盘破裂… Bad posture, migraines, scoliosis, ruptured discs...
但这个我修不好 I can't fix this.
感觉整个宇宙都失去了平衡 It just feels like the universe is out of alignment,
而我却无法调整它 and I can't adjust it.
我真的懂 I really get it.
你懂吗？ Do you?
嗯 Yeah.
谢谢你 兄弟 Thanks, man.
哦！嗯… Oh! Um...
你应该去跟她谈谈 好吗？ You should go talk to her about it, OK?
嘿 你有没有雇过那些 Hey, you ever hire people
完全没有经验的人？ with, like, no experience whatsoever?
有啊！你可以付他们更少的钱 Yeah! You can pay them less.
等等 你付他们多少钱？ Wait, how much do you pay them?
每小时2.75美元 $2.75 an hour.
那都不到最低工资 That's not even minimum wage.
是啊 这就是小费的作用 Yeah. That's what tips are for.
食物价格你控制不了 Food prices, you can't control.
但你总能少付员工工资 But you can always pay the staff less.
他们累垮了 总有人找工作！ When they burn out, there's always people looking for work!
我正在找工作 I'm looking for work.
是啊 现在竞争非常激烈 Yeah, it's really competitive right now.
好可爱的屁股！ Cute butt!
天哪 阿什利！ Jesus Christ, Ashley!
我能有点隐私吗？ Can I have some privacy?
我以前见过你裸体 I've seen you naked before.
是的 但自从那件事发生后就没有了 Yeah, but not since everything happened.
好吧 我们到了 OK, well, here we are.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我只是在刷牙 I'm just brushing my teeth.
嗯… Mmm...
你知道吗？ You know what?
我不能让这么多人待在我们公寓里 I can't have all these people in our apartment.
- 他们是你的情人！ - 前情人 - They're your lovers! - Ex-lovers.
你和安东妮塔分手了？ You broke up with Antoneta?
没有 但如果分手 我希望 No, but when I do, I'd appreciate it
你不要邀请她 if you wouldn't invite her.
好吧 周二是FIFA之夜 OK, well, Tuesday's FIFA night,
她已经在比赛组里了 and she's already in a bracket,
所以这会有点棘手 so it's going to be a little tricky.
凯瑞 Carey.
是你告诉我我需要交朋友的 You're the one who told me I needed to make friends.
你喜欢吗？ Do you like it?
是的 你看起来很棒 Yeah, you look great.
会不会太夸张了？ Is it too much?
不会 永远不会太夸张 No, it's never too much.
你应该试试低背的 You should try one with a low back,
因为你的背部线条很好看 'cause you have a great back.
这件就是低背的 This one has a low back.
哦 Oh.
是的 完美 Yeah, it's perfect.
我们今晚本来要去看一场心灵魔术表演 We're supposed to go see a mentalist tonight.
不过 我完全可以取消 But, I mean, I can totally cancel.
我们可以待在家里 看电影 We could stay in, watch a movie,
就我们两个人 just us two.
我有安排 I have plans.
- 哦 - 什么安排？ - Oh. - What plans?
- 保罗 - 该死！ - Paul. - Goddamn it!
保罗 回家去！ Paul, go home!
大家好！ Hey, everyone!
大家都得离开！ Everyone needs to leave!
只要我老婆开始 I will happily leave
再跟我说话 我就乐意离开 as soon as my wife starts talking to me again.
说起来 你有 呃 跟她说话吗？ Speaking of which, have you, uh, talked to her?
- 还没有 - 哇 真遗憾 - Not yet. - Oh, wow! That's a shame.
我本以为你可能会碰到她 I thought for sure you might have run into her
送拉斯去学校的时候 dropping Russ off at school.
我没碰到 I didn't.
你确定你没做什么 Are you sure you didn't do something
让她这么难过？ to make her so upset?
没有 我想不到有什么 No, nothing I can think of.
一点都没有？ Nothing at all?
没有 什么都没有 No, nothing.
怎么了 你知道什么吗？- 不知道 Why, do you know something? - No.
- 到底发生了什么？- 没什么 - What the fuck is going on? - Nothing.
你和谁有约？ Who do you have plans with?
一个女人 A woman.
我不知道你在交往 I didn't know you were dating someone.
- 是啊 我也不知道 - 刚开始的 - Yeah, me neither. - It's very new.
我很想见见她 I'd love to meet her.
- 我也是 - 我也是 - Yeah, me too. - So would I.
费德 我叫你走！ Fede, I told you to leave!
- 他们得走了 - 好 - They got to go. - OK.
- 他们得走了 - 伙计们 你们得走了 - They got to go. - Guys, you got to go.
- 大家 快出去！ - 快点 费德！ - Everybody, out! - Come on, Fede!
快滚出这该死的房子 伙计 Get out of the fucking house, dude.
- 我觉得你该走了 - 回家去！ - I think you should go. - Go home!
不 不 不 她不是说我 No, no, no, she doesn't mean me.
喂？ Hello?
是的！ Yes!
好的 发生了什么？ OK, what happened?
好的 我现在就来 OK, I'm coming now.
是的 我正在赶来 Yes, I'm on my way now.
喂！ Hey!
不 不 不！你在干什么？ No, no, no! What are you doing?
你要开我的车吗？ Are you taking my car?
哦 现在是我的车了 Oh, it's my car now.
你不行！先生！ You can't! Sir!
你不能开我的车！ You cannot take my car!
我现在就需要我的车！ I need my car right now!
我需要我的车！ I need my car!
这就是我第二任妻子离开我的原因 And that sums up why my second wife left me.
康妮 她是个好女人 Connie. She was a good woman.
我的第三任妻子…哎呀 哎呀 哎呀 My third wife... Ay, ay, ay.
抱歉 关于车的事！祝你好运 Sorry about the whole car thing! Good luck.
嘿 Hey.
别承认任何事 好吗？ Don't admit anything, OK?
否认 否认 再否认 Deny, deny, deny.
否认 Deny.
对不起 妈妈 I'm sorry, Mom.
嘿 你查过你的消息了吗？ Hey, have you checked your messages?
皮安皮亚诺先生和夫人 Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano.
请你们和我一起好吗？ Would you join me, please?
什么都别说 我们会处理这个问题 Don't say anything. We will handle this.
还行 OK.
你怎么了？ What's going on with you?
他先对我动手了 He did it to me first.
做了什么？ Did what?
布兰登·卢吉亚纳 （Brandon Lugiana） 给我穿了裤子 劳伦·惠滕伯格 （Lauren Whittenberg） 的前面 Brandon Lugiana pantsed me in front of Lauren Whittenberg.
然后他们被抓住了 在我的脚踝周围 Then they got caught around my ankles,
所以每个人都看到了一切 so everyone saw everything.
布兰登·卢吉亚纳是 一个小混蛋 Brandon Lugiana is a little asshole.
这就是我把他找回来的原因 That's why I got him back.
汉谟拉比法典 以眼还眼 Hammurabi's Code. Eye for an eye.
什么？ What?
这是最古老的法律 世界上的系统 It's the oldest legal system in the world.
美索不达米亚 Mesopotamia.
我不是故意的 不过 打断了他的手臂 I didn't mean to break his arm, though.
你为什么总是惹麻烦？ Why do you keep getting in trouble?
你是个聪明的孩子 You're a smart kid.
这没关系 It doesn't matter.
学校体制已经坏了 The school system's broken.
洛克菲勒把它模仿成工厂的样子 Rockefeller modeled it after factories
目的是培养更听话的工人 to create more obedient workers.
你从哪里听说的？ Where did you hear that?
TED演讲 A TED Talk.
你不想上大学吗？ Don't you want to go to college?
不想 太贵了 Nah. It's too expensive.
而且我父母总是为钱吵架 And my parents are always fighting about money.
我觉得他们要离婚了 I think they're getting a divorce.
他们说过吗？ Did they say that?
没有 但我听到妈妈在和律师谈话 No, but I heard my mom talking to a lawyer.
我觉得她有了新男朋友 And I think she has a new boyfriend.
你为什么觉得她有了新男朋友？ Why do you think she has a new boyfriend?
我在她房间里看到了一双New Balance运动鞋 I saw a pair of New Balance sneakers in her room.
我爸绝不会穿New Balance 在你的体育课上袭击了他 My dad would never wear New Balance.
他太酷了 He's too cool.
别担心 我们会帮你摆脱困境 Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of this.
明白吗？ OK?
只要…说实话 Just... tell the truth.
真相总会水落石出的 It always comes out eventually.
格兰特先生 拉塞尔 请 Mr. Grant, Russell, please.
走吧 说实话 Let's go. Tell the truth.
格兰特先生 正如我向皮安皮亚诺夫妇解释的那样 Mr. Grant, as I was explaining to Mr. and Mrs. Piampiano,
布兰登·卢吉亚纳声称拉塞尔 Brandon Lugiana claims that Russell
在你的体育课上袭击了他 assaulted him in your PE class.
我的意思是 这有点牵强 I mean, that's a stretch.
我是说 那有点牵强 I'm not an attorney, but that sounds like hearsay.
我只是拉了他的裤子 他自己摔倒了 I just pantsed him. He fell on his own.
拉斯 我跟你说过什么？ Russ, what did I say?
有不少目击者 A number of eyewitnesses
也站出来了 have also come forward.
很明显这是故意的行为 And it's clear it was a deliberate act.
一种报复行为 - 报复？ An act of retribution. - Retribution?
哈里 你把这里变成了告密者的温床 You're turning the place into a snitch breeding ground, Harry.
奥特博士！ Dr. Ott!
博士？你是哪个专业的博士？ Doctor? What are you a doctor of?
也许这是报复 Maybe this is retribution
因为我曾在食堂点过篝火 for when I started a bonfire in the cafeteria.
我他妈就知道是你 I fucking knew it was you.
据说 我据说点过篝火 Allegedly. When I allegedly started a bonfire.
保罗 我们能谈谈拉斯吗？ Paul, can we please talk about Russ?
感觉你在揣测他的意图 It feels as though you're making assumptions about his intent.
那么 拉塞尔 你到底想干什么？ Well, what was it, Russell?
你的意图是什么？ What was your intent?
我只是想拉下他的裤子 I just wanted to pull his pants down
让大家都看到他也有个小弟弟 so everyone could see that he had a little penis too.
- 拉斯 - 他先对我做的！ - Russ. - He did it to me first!
是啊 但你并不是故意要弄断那个孩子的胳膊 对吧？ Yeah, but you didn't mean to break the kid's arm, right?
跟他这么说 Tell him that.
不管怎样 结果就是结果 Regardless, the outcome is the outcome.
他的意图不重要 Doesn't matter what his intent was.
- 不 意图很重要 - 奥特医生 你说得对 - Yes, it does. - Dr. Ott, you're right.
拉斯要为他的行为负责 Russ will be responsible for what he did.
不 他说得不对 No, he's not right.
有时候 你本意是做好事 Sometimes, you intend to do a good thing,
但却发生了你无法控制的坏事 and bad things happen that are outside your control.
是的 但你仍然需要为此承担责任 Yeah, then you need to be held accountable for them.
- 我同意！ - 我也是 - I agree! - Yeah, me too.
- 我同意皮安皮亚诺夫人 - 我支持朱尔斯… - I agree with Mrs. Piampiano. - I'm with Jules...
我是说皮安皮亚诺夫人 I mean Mrs. Piampiano.
我们对暴力采取零容忍政策 We have a zero-tolerance policy for violence
在迪尔比学校这里 here at The Dirby School.
所以 拉塞尔将被开除 So, Russell will be expelled.
- 哈利 你他妈的什么意思？- 这他妈的学校！ - What the fuck, Harry? - This fucking school!
这件事被夸大了 This was blown out of proportion.
我不这么认为 I don't think it is.
我们对暴力采取零容忍政策 We have a zero-tolerance policy against violence.
- 是我让他这么做的 - 什么？ - I told him to do it. - Excuse me?
是的 布兰登·卢吉亚纳当着劳伦·惠滕伯格的面拉下了拉塞尔的裤子 Yeah, Brandon Lugiana pantsed Russ
在劳伦·惠滕伯格面前 in front of Lauren Whittenberg.
所以我让拉塞尔回敬他一回 So I told Russ to pants him back.
这是汉谟拉比法典 美索不达米亚 It's Hammurabi's code. Mesopotamia.
嗯… Well...
好 OK.
你被解雇了 You're fired.
该死 Shit.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你为什么要让他那样做？ Why would you tell him to do that?
他没让他那样做 He didn't.
我们花了三万五千美元让他去这个洗脑中心 We pay $35,000 for him to go to this indoctrination center,
结果他因为反抗恶霸被踢了出来 and they kick him out for standing up to a bully.
保罗 闭嘴！ Paul, shut the fuck up!
我只是说 我们应该为他感到骄傲 I'm just saying, we should be proud of him.
嘿 我为你感到骄傲 Hey, I'm proud of you.
凯瑞 你能带拉斯去车里吗？ Carey, can you please take Russ to the car?
你们要谈谈吗？ Are you guys gonna talk?
是的 宝贝 我要和你爸谈谈 Yeah, baby, I'm gonna talk to your dad.
快点 拉斯 我们走吧 Come on, Russ, let's go.
成功了 It worked.
他们开始说话了 They're talking.
我能解决 I can fix it.
你解决不了 You can't fix it.
我需要让你保持隔离 以便 I needed to keep you insulated to...
你把贷款都放在我们儿子的名下 You put loans in our son's name.
你知道那有多他妈恶心吗？ Do you know how fucking disgusting that is?
脱离上下文 是的 Out of context, yes.
什么上下文？什么他妈的上下文能让那变得合理？ What context? What fucking context makes that OK?
我根本无法预料 There was no way I could predict
利率会像那样飙升 rates would jump the way they did.
但我正在逐个与银行协商解决 But I am working it out with the banks one by one,
同时我也在申请破产 as I file for bankruptcy.
破产？ Bankruptcy?
是的 人们经常破产 Yes, people go bankrupt all the time.
沃尔特·迪士尼 林肯 米特洛夫… Walt Disney, Lincoln, Meatloaf...
别说了 Stop talking.
这是一种财务重置工具 It's a financial tool for reset.
它能一笔勾销 It wipes the slate clean.
实际上 如果…这可能是件好事 Actually, it can be a positive thing if...
他们要收走海边别墅 They're taking the beach house.
是的 海边别墅没了 Yeah, the beach house is gone.
但我们的房子登记在你名下 But our house is in your name.
他们收回了我的车 They repossessed my car.
是的 车是登记在公司名下的 Yeah well, the car was in the company name.
你听到我的留言了吗？ Have you heard my messages?
我说过要把车停进车库 I said to park in the garage.
- 别说了！- 听我说 朱尔斯 - Stop talking! - Listen Jules.
我们现在必须有策略地解决问题 We have to unwind things strategically, right now.
否则我们可能会失去一切 Or we could lose everything.
- 你被起诉了吗？- 没有 - Are you being indicted? - No.
该死的骗子！我已经和律师谈过了 Fucking liar! I spoke to the attorney.
好吧 严格来说 我做的没有违法 OK, well, technically, nothing I did was illegal.
但现在他们看起来像混蛋 But now they look like assholes,
所以他们要找我算税务问题 so they're coming for me on taxes.
你打算什么时候告诉我？ When were you going to tell me this?
等你接我电话的时候 When you answered my phone calls.
你打算什么时候告诉我？ When were you going to tell me?
告诉你什么？ Tell you what?
你和我最好的朋友睡了吗？ Are you sleeping with my best friend?
是的 我和他睡了 Yes, I am.
你这么做是为了伤害我吗？ Are you doing it to hurt me?
不是 No.
为什么？这让你难受吗？ Why? Does it hurt?
好 Good.
那为什么呢？ Why, then?
我不知道 保罗 因为他很善良 I don't know, Paul, because he's kind.
而且值得信赖 And trustworthy.
而且他的那个比你大 And he has a bigger dick than you.
不 他一点也不值得信赖！ No, he's not trustworthy!
他背叛了我 就在你们俩都承诺不会那样做之后 He betrayed me, right after you both promised not to.
你现在想开始数破了多少承诺吗？ You want to start tallying broken promises right now?
- 不 没特别想 - 是啊 - No, not particularly. - Yeah.
你危及了我们儿子的经济未来 You jeopardized our son's financial future.
那是绝对不可原谅的 That is un-fucking-forgivable.
- 五年 - 什么？ - Five years. - Excuse me?
他的信用评分五年后会重置 His credit score resets after five years.
- 他那时还不到18岁 - 滚开！ - He won't even be 18. - Fuck off!
保罗 闭嘴！ Paul, shut the fuck up!
嘿！ Hey!
零容忍！ Zero tolerance!
哦 见鬼 Oh, fuck...
你的车呢？ Where's your car?
没了 开车吧 It's gone. Just drive.
嘿！皮安皮亚诺！ Hey! Piampiano!
有人来看你！ You got a visitor!
你脸上怎么了？ What happened to your face?
这是监狱 It's prison.
我以为那是那种最低安全级别的监狱 I thought it was one of those minimum-security prisons.
像那种比较好的 Like the nice ones.
是的 但毕竟还是监狱 It is. But it's still prison.
好吧 行 OK, fine.
我们玩街头曲棍球 有时候会很激烈 We play street hockey. Sometimes, it gets competitive.
我带来了拉斯的信 I brought a letter from Russ.
他怎么样了？ How's he doing?
他很好 He's great.
我觉得他更适合公立学校 I think he fits better in public school.
朱莉和我告诉他 Julie and I told him
你还在婆罗洲建那家酒店 you're still building that hotel in Borneo.
所以当你回信给他时 要说现在是雨季 So when you write him back, it's rainy season.
我们的房子怎么样了？ What's happening with our house?
银行还在试图止赎 Bank is still trying to foreclose.
送达员越来越失控了 The process servers are getting out of control.
千万别说出你的名字 也别… Never say your name and never...
我知道 接收包裹 我知道 I know, take the package. I know.
嗯… Um...
朱莉问你有没有签那些文件 Julie asked if you had signed the papers.
就是离婚的那些 The divorce ones.
我还没签 没有 I have not. No.
我最近有点忙 I've been a little busy.
忙着街头曲棍球？ With street hockey?
我老婆怎么样？ How's my wife?
朱莉很好 是的 Julie's great. Yeah.
听说我有访客时 When I heard I had a visitor,
我以为可能是她 所以订了这个房间 I thought it might be her, so I booked this room.
顺便说一句 这是夫妻房 It's a conjugal room, by the way.
你可以告诉她这里有夫妻房 You can tell her they have one.
我不会告诉她的 I'm not gonna tell her that.
你也应该告诉她 我知道我搞砸了 You should also tell her that I know I fucked up.
而且在我犯错之前 我就一直在犯错 And even before I fucked up, I was fucking up.
我没能像应该的那样支持拉斯 I wasn't there for Russ the way I should have been.
现在我根本没在他身边 Now I'm not there for him at all.
我来了 I'm there.
我知道 我他妈的恨你 I know. I fucking hate you.
还有 谢谢你一直在身边 But also, thanks for being there.
还谢谢你来看我 你是唯一一个来看我的人 And for coming to visit. You're the only one who has.
我真的不想让她看到我失败 I really didn't want her to see me fail.
我本该寻求帮助 I should have asked for help.
有时候 真的很难开口求助… Sometimes, it's really hard to ask for...
我需要帮助 I need help.
好 OK.
我有资格申请假释 I'm up for early parole,
我需要一个住处 and I need a residence.
就是一个住的地方 Like a place to live.
不！ No!
不 不 不！ No, no, no!
你得坚持下去 You just gotta stick with it.
天哪！ Oh, God!
- 太难了吗？- 不 挺好的 继续 - Is that too hard? - No, it's good. Keep going.
好的 OK.
哦 我那里有个结 Oh, I have a knot right there.
我知道 I know.
啊 它还在 以防你改变主意 Ah, it's still there.
这可真不小！ 我不会… It is "knot" small!
谢谢你 Thank you.
还有哪里 嗯… Is there anywhere else you're, um...
感到紧张的吗？ holding tension?
我得送拉斯去学校 I have to get Russ to school.
你是个好妈妈 You're a great mom.
我觉得你会再次成为一个好妈妈 I think you'd be a great mom again.
凯瑞！我不会再生孩子了 Carey! I'm not having another baby.
我知道 我只是说说而已 I know. I'm just saying it.
万一你改变主意了 In case maybe you change your mind.
我不… I'm not...
我不会改变主意的 I'm not gonna change my mind.
是的 想法一致 Yeah, same page.
我要去拿些鸡蛋 I'm gonna get some eggs.
嘿 拉斯！ - 嘿！ Hey, Russ! - Hey!
你要鸡蛋吗？ You want some eggs?
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
你知道玛卡在哪里吗？ Do you know where the maca is?
你要玛卡干什么？ What do you need maca for?
它能提升性欲和睾酮水平 It boosts libido and testosterone.
找到了！ Found it!
嘿 公交车快到了 Hey, the bus is gonna be here soon.
我们开始准备吧 Let's start getting ready.
好的 一会儿 Yeah, one minute.
我给你做了蛋白质奶昔 I made you a protein shake.
谢谢 伙计！ Thanks, bud!
我有个包裹 给朱莉·皮安皮亚诺 I have a package for Julie Piampiano.
这里没有朱莉 滚开！ There's no Julie here. Fuck off!
你是朱莉吗？ Are you Julie?
好 我可以等 OK, I can wait.
那是谁？ Who was that?
该死的送达员 Fucking process server.
哦！ Oh!
这里面是什么？ What's in this?
拉斯！公交车！ Russ! Bus!
拉斯 公交车 Russ, bus.
给 你的"炒蛋" Here, I made you some "scramblos."
只是鸡蛋而已 It's just eggs.
我没事 谢谢 I'm OK, thank you.
嘿 拉斯 你为什么养了只金毛贵宾？ Hey, Russ, why'd you get a golden doodle?
凯里的叔叔对它过敏 Uncle Carey's allergic.
是的 但你知道会发生什么 Yeah, but you know what happens
如果你拿一只优秀的狗 比如金毛寻回犬 if you take a great dog like a golden retriever
然后和一只糟糕的狗 比如贵宾犬混合？ and mix it with a shit dog like a poodle?
你就会得到一只糟糕的狗 You get a shit dog.
如果你想让我对凯里叔叔刻薄 我可以 If you want me to be mean to Uncle Carey, I will.
你不必刻薄 You don't have to be mean.
不过我很感激 - 拉斯 公交车来了！ I appreciate it, though. - Russ, bus!
你要吃完吗？ You gonna finish that?
该死！他错过公交车了 Goddamn it! He missed the bus.
拉斯 穿上你的鞋！ Russ, get your shoes on!
啊 混蛋！ Ah, motherfucker!
拉斯！你得清理这狗屎！ Russ! You gotta pick up this dog shit!
操！哦 沾到我的脚趾了 Fuck! Oh, it's in my toes.
我没时间开车送他 I don't have time to drive him.
没关系 我来开车送他 It's OK, I'll drive him.
反正我得把这些包裹送过去 I have to drop these packages off anyway.
好的！ OK!
我可以开车送他 I can drive him.
不 凯瑞来处理 No, Carey's got it.
早上好 Good morning.
早 Morning.
凯瑞 我觉得那个送达员还在外面 Carey, I think that process server is still outside.
别跟他说话 Do not talk to him.
好的！拉斯 快点 我们走吧 OK! Russ, come on, let's go.
- 再见 爸爸！ - 再见 拉斯！ - Bye, Dad! - Bye, Russ!
先生 您是皮安皮亚诺先生吗？ Sir, are you Mr. Piampiano?
我不会说英语 No hablo inglés.
哦 我是说法语 Oh, I mean français.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
洗脚 Washing my feet.
先生！先生！ Monsieur! Monsieur!
你们看起来真的很忙 You guys seem really busy.
是的 进展很顺利 Yeah, getting a lot of traction.
我负责制作所有东西 然后凯瑞负责发货 I make everything, and then Carey handles the fulfillment.
嗯… Well...
他是个好人 He is a good guy.
你还能遇到更糟的 You could do way worse.
我遇到过 I have.
你们看起来很幸福 You guys seem really happy.
是的 我们很幸福 We are.
啊！哦 操！ Ah! Oh, fuck!
我好久没吃过这个了！ I haven't had this in so long!
嗯！ Mmm!
嗯 操 真好吃！ Mmm, fuck, that's good!
我签了文件 I signed the papers.
我以为你在等你的律师 I thought you were waiting on your lawyer.
不 那只是我在拖时间 No, that was just me stalling.
应该很简单明了 Should be pretty straightforward.
我们已经没钱了 We don't have money anymore.
没错 我们真的没钱了！ No, we don't!
迟早我们会被赶出去的 We're getting kicked out of here at some point.
我依然爱你 I still love you.
我觉得这点永远不会变 但… I don't think that'll ever change, but...
我不知道 近距离看到你们… I don't know, seeing you guys up close...
即使是在后院 even from the backyard,
我意识到我只是希望你们幸福 I realize I just want you to be happy.
我希望拉斯能幸福 I want Russ to be happy.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我一直在读关于以孩子为中心的离婚 I've been reading about child-centered divorce.
你居然在读书？ You've been reading?
是啊 我是说… 我有时间了 Yeah, I mean... Well, I've had time.
好吧 没错 这是有声书 OK, fine, it's an audiobook.
但重点是双方父母 要共同努力 But the gist is that both parents work together
去营造一个… to create a...
支持且稳定的 环境给孩子 supportive and stable environment for the child,
比如通过一致性和日常规律 You know, through things like consistency and routine,
开放沟通 减少冲突 你懂的？ open communication and minimizing conflict, you know?
很好 It's cool.
我很佩服 I'm impressed.
你知道 我也能让人印象深刻 You know, I can be impressive.
你还好吗？ You OK?
朱尔斯？ Jules?
我不知道 就是让我有点感动 I don't know, it just made me emotional.
我也说不清为什么 I don't know why.
我们已经不再是夫妻了 We're not married anymore.
听着 如果你想让我撕掉那些文件 我 Listen, if you want me to rip those papers up, I...
不 不 不！这些是喜悦的泪水 No, no, no! These are happy tears.
哦 Oh.
我太开心了！ I'm so happy!
哦 是的 好的 Oh yeah, OK.
它们看起来像普通的泪水 They looked like regular tears.
嘿 我在考虑请个小丑 Hey, I'm thinking about getting a clown
为拉斯的生日 for Russ's birthday.
他有点大了 不适合请小丑吧？ He's a bit old for a clown, no?
是的 我想你说得对 Yeah, I guess you're right.
我会想别的办法 I'll think of something else.
还有 我可以带我女朋友吗？ Also, can I bring my girlfriend?
我是说 我不知道你有女朋友 I mean, I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
是的 是的 我…我确实有女朋友 Yeah, yeah, I... I do have a girlfriend.
她很棒 你会喜欢她的 She's great. You'd like her.
当然 Sure.
迫不及待想见她 Can't wait to meet her.
你先去吧 You go first.
♪♪ 今晚我的生活沉重 ♪ ** Tonight my life is heavy *
♪ 我软弱无力 落魄不堪 ♪ * I'm weak and down at heel *
♪ 地牢中的囚徒… ♪ * The prisoner in the dungeon... *
对不起 我做不到 I'm sorry, I can't do this.
我…我抱歉 I-I... Sorry.
是有什么特别的原因吗？因为我一直在锻炼 Is it something specific? 'Cause I've been working out.
不 不是你的外表 No.it's not how you look.
这不会让他嫉妒 什么都不会 It won't make him jealous. Nothing does.
该死 Ashley Goddamn, Ashley.
这是你的主意 - 我知道 It was your idea. - I know.
我以为你想要Carey回来！ I thought you wanted Carey back!
我告诉Julie我有女朋友了 I told Julie I have a girlfriend.
也许你可以跟她谈谈 坦诚相待 Maybe you could talk to her and just be honest.
也许她会给你另一次机会 Maybe she'll give you another chance.
为什么？我不配再有机会 Why? I don't deserve another chance.
那这就是你的答案 Then that's your answer.
那不可能是我的答案 That can't be my answer.
也许这正是答案 Maybe it is the answer.
先想一想 别急着否定 听我说 Just think about it for a second. Stay with me.
我一直在和一个读心术者约会 I've been dating a mentalist.
他总能读懂我的心思 这让我很难受 And he always reads my mind, which is hard,
因为我对他没感觉 because I'm not into him.
后来我的生活教练让我接触到了 But then my life coach turned me onto
一种叫做"残酷诚实"的理念 this concept of brutal honesty.
一旦接受了它 我感到非常解脱 And it's been really freeing once I embraced it.
你也应该试试 You should try it.
你为什么需要生活教练？你自己就是生活教练 Why do you need a life coach? You're a life coach.
教练也需要教练 保罗 Coaches need coaches, Paul.
你觉得我婚礼前是怎么减掉那么多体重的？ How do you think I lost all that weight before the wedding?
我的工作是帮助别人 My job is to help people,
激励他们做出更好的决定 to motivate people into making better decisions.
听起来很像当父母 Sounds a lot like being a parent.
我们干脆骗他们 说我们发生过关系怎么样？ Why don't we just lie to them and say that we had sex?
你刚才还大谈特谈要诚实呢 You just gave this whole spiel about being honest.
说实话 是因为我的外貌吗？ Be honest. Is it how I look?
不是 也因为你的为人 No. It's also because of the way you are.
我会想别的办法 I'll come up with something else.
你可以诚实一点 You can be honest.
我会不惜一切代价把妻子追回来 I'm going to do whatever it takes to get my wife back.
好 Ok
你知道 我真的以为我们能团结起来 You know, I really thought we could unite in common pursuit
共同追求比我们自身更伟大的目标 of something much bigger than ourselves.
好吧 行 OK. Fine.
我们做爱吧 Let's have sex.
不 我现在不想 No. I don't want to now.
好吧 行 OK. Fine.
好吧 行 是的 我们做爱吧 你说得对 OK, fine, yeah. Let's have sex, you're right.
不 是你说得对 No, you're right.
我们得想点别的办法 We need to come up with something else.
该死的 Goddamn
要点大的 比如浪漫的举动什么的 Something big. Like a romantic gesture or something.
好 我数到五再穿衣服 OK, I'm gonna count to five before I put my clothes on,
以防你又改变主意 in case you change your mind again.
一 二… One, two...
三 四 五 Three, four, five.
四 Four.
我想让你想出一个数字 Russ 任何数字 I want you to think of a number, Russ. Any number.
说出你的数字 说出来 Say your number. Say it.
- 十一！ - 十一 - Eleven! - Eleven.
那太简单了 But that's easy.
那是他的生日 That's his birthday.
好吧… All right...
这个魔术师真差劲 This magician sucks.
好啦 那我们再来一个 Okey-dokey, so, let's do another.
这次轮到你了 我的小怀疑者 Let's go with you, my little skeptic.
让你选一个名字 Let's have you pick a name.
想一个你非常爱的人 Think of someone that you love very much.
告诉我 Send it to me.
以S开头 Starts with an S.
以…以S开头？ Starts with... starts with an S?
不是 No.
不是吗？ No?
我一直想到索尼娅 I keep getting Sonia.
不 是妈妈 No, it was Mom.
你妈妈叫什么名字？她叫索尼娅吗？ And what's your mom's name? Is her name Sonia?
好的 OK.
我们来鼓掌 Let's clap.
谢谢 我们鼓掌吧 Thank you. Let's clap.
是啊 连自己妈妈的名字都不知道 Yeah. Doesn't even know his own mom's name.
你能让我消失吗？ Can you make me disappear?
不 我…我是心灵魔术师 不是魔术师 所以… No, I... I'm a mentalist, not a magician, so...
我的魔法更多是在心灵上 my magic is more in the mind.
比如 我能读懂别人的心思 Like, I can read people's minds.
我在想什么？ What am I thinking of?
- 生日蛋糕 - 哇 - Birthday cake. - Whoa.
我也在想生日蛋糕 I was thinking about birthday cake, too.
我知道你在想 I know you were.
他们本该请个小丑的 They should have gotten a clown.
妈妈 我们能吃蛋糕吗？ Mom, can we have cake?
可以！ Yes!
哦 好啊 来吧… Oh, good, yeah. Let's...
我们就在我表演中间休息一下 吃蛋糕吧 Let's just take a break for cake in the middle of my show.
- 你表现得很棒 - 不 - You did great. - No.
- 那很不错 - 不是 - That was good. - It wasn't.
天哪 我讨厌为孩子们表演 God, I hate performing for children.
嗯 也许是自己的孩子就不一样了 Well, maybe it's different when they're yours.
你说得对 You're probably right.
你们打算要孩子吗？ You guys thinking of having kids?
不 他做了输精管结扎手术 No, he has a vasectomy.
是的 我23岁时对乳胶过敏 所以… Yeah, yeah, I was 23 and had a latex allergy, so...
抱歉 兄弟 I'm sorry, man.
伙计 谢谢你 Buddy, thank you.
不 谢谢你来做这件事 No, thank you for doing this.
没事 我很乐意 Yeah, no, my pleasure.
我…我通常不在这么小的场地表演 不过 呃… I... I usually don't do venues this small, but, uh...
不 他通常是在大型场地表演 No, he usually does big venues.
比如大型企业活动 有几百人 Like, big, corporate, hundreds of people.
- 是的 几千人 - 对 - Yeah, thousands. - Yeah.
不过为了这位女士 什么都愿意 But anything for this lady.
凯瑞 你能过来一下吗？ Carey, can you come here?
我们可以开始送礼物了吗？ Can we do presents?
我准备了一个盛大的压轴节目 I got a big finale planned.
先切蛋糕之后 After we do the cake.
- 我们可以切蛋糕了吗？- 吃完之后 - Can we do the cake? - After we eat.
请问食物什么时候上？ When is the food coming, please?
我不知道 I don't know.
安东妮塔应该马上就到 Antoneta should be here any minute.
好的 你能帮我找一下蜡烛吗？ OK, can you please find the candles for this?
我想它们在楼上卧室的一个CVS袋子里 I think they're upstairs in a CVS bag in the bedroom.
- 是的 - 还有那只狗！ - 一只小狗？- 是的 是你的 - Yeah. - And the dog!
请你把狗放到Carey的衣橱里好吗？ Please, can you put the dog in the Carey closet?
啊！明白了 我知道了 Ah! Gotcha. I've gotcha.
他为什么那样抱着狗？ Why is he holding the dog like that?
嘿 杰克逊！ Hey, Jackson!
嘿！我检查了你所有的火灾报警器 Hey! Yo, I checked all your fire alarms.
有两个的电池快没电了 伙计 The batteries were low on, like, two, man.
你得定期更换它们 知道吗？ You gotta, like, regularly replace those, you know?
好的 我会的 OK. I will.
好的 All right.
- A puppy？- Yeah it's yours - A puppy? - Yeah, it's yours.
这只你其实可以训练 This one, you can actually train.
谢谢你 爸爸！ Thanks, Dad!
保罗 这是什么？ Paul, what is this?
他一直想要一只狗 He always wanted a dog.
他现在有一只狗了 He has a dog.
一只真正的狗 A real dog.
哦 呃 这是凯瑞 Oh, uh, this is Keri.
嘿！ Hey!
凯瑞 这是我的前任 Keri, this is my ex.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
朱莉 很荣幸 Julie. Pleasure.
天哪！我们穿了同样的裙子 Oh my God! We're wearing the same dress.
真有趣！ How funny!
天哪！那是… Oh my God! That's...
保罗刚给我买的 Paul just bought it for me.
是吗？真巧 Did he? What a coincidence.
热 热 热！你想把这个放哪儿？ Hot, hot, hot! Where do you want this?
嗯 就这边 厨房里 Mmm. Just this way, in the kitchen.
请随意 就当自己家一样 Make yourself at home.
你知道那只狗花了我差不多三千块吗？ You know that dog cost me, like, three grand?
嘿 凯瑞！ Hey, Carey!
凯瑞 我能跟你说句话吗？ Carey, can I talk to you?
凯瑞！ Carey!
阿什莉 我知道你在想什么 Ashley, I know what you're thinking.
别想了 Don't.
啊 Ah.
嘿 你在放The Fray的歌吗？ Hey. Are you playing The Fray?
♪♪ 有些事我们不愿提起 ♪ ** Some things we don't talk about *
♪ 宁愿不谈 ♪ * Rather do without *
♪ 只是假装微笑 ♪ * And just hold the smile *
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
♪ 爱恨交织 ♪ * Falling in and out of love *
♪ 既羞愧又自豪 ♪ * Ashamed and proud of *
♪ 一直在一起 ♪ * Together all the while *
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
♪ 永远不要说永不 ♪ * You can never say never *
♪ 虽然我们不知道何时 ♪ * While we don't know when *
♪ 一次又一次 ♪ * Time and time again *
Ashley 等一下 好吗？ Ashley. Just hold on a second, OK?
♪ 现在比以前更年轻 ♪ * Younger now than we were before *
♪ 别让我走 ♪ * Don't let me go *
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
♪ 别让… ♪ * Don't let... *
别让我走 我还有两个 Don't let me go. I have two more.
♪ 别让我走 ♪ * Don't let me go *
Ashley 停一下 停一会儿 Ashley, just stop. Just stop for a second.
停一会儿 Just stop for a second.
♪ 别让我走 ♪ * Don't let me go *
- 阿什莉 阿什莉 - 什么？ - Ashley, Ashley. - What?
停一下 Stop for a second.
你在做什么？- 我…我在唱歌 What are you doing? - I... I was singing.
我不想签离婚协议 And I don't want to sign the divorce papers.
那是你的离婚协议 They're your divorce papers.
我给了你你要的东西 什么都没改 I gave you what you asked for. I didn't change anything.
我知道 因为你那么好 那么温柔 I know, because you're so nice and so sweet.
我把你当成理所当然了 对不起 And I took you for granted. I'm sorry.
我经历了一段疯狂的经历 I went on a crazy experience
和很多人发生关系才明白… and fucked a lot of people to realize...
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
- 我想坦诚 - 别这样 - I'm trying to be honest. - Don't.
不要坦诚？ Don't be honest?
是的 你有足够的时间去坦诚 Yeah, you had all the time in the world to be honest
当我们和你那些该死的愚蠢情人在公寓里的时候 when we were in the apartment with your fucking stupid lovers.
- 我以为你喜欢他们 - 不 我不喜欢他们 - I thought you liked them. - No, I don't like them.
好吧 我确实喜欢他们 他们是很酷的人 OK, I do like them. They're cool people.
但关键是我…我不想喜欢他们 But the point is I... I don't want to like them.
我和他们做朋友只是为了惹你生气 I was friends with them just to piss you off.
你以为我不嫉妒吗？ You think I wasn't jealous?
我一直都很嫉妒 I was jealous the whole time.
那真浪漫 That's really romantic.
不 这一点都不浪漫 No, it's not romantic.
简直糟透了 It's fucking terrible.
是的 你说得对 Yeah, you're right.
你知道睡在沙发上有多痛苦吗？ Do you know how painful it was to sleep on the couch?
我知道 费德告诉你沙发没支撑…但是… I know. Fede told you it had no support.but...
- 天哪… - 你没听进去！ - Oh my... - You didn't listen!
该死！ Fuck!
阿什利 见鬼！ Ashley, fuck!
对不起 I'm sorry.
我曾不开心 不知道该怎么解决 I was unhappy, and I didn't know how to fix it.
嗯 我希望你已经想明白了 Well, I hope you figured it out.
我想明白了 没什么需要修复的 I did. Yeah, there was nothing to fix.
幸福只是一种情绪 转瞬即逝 Happiness is just an emotion. It's transient.
我们时而拥有 时而失去… - 我不是转瞬即逝的 We move in and out... - I'm not transient.
我住在这里 好吗？我很幸福 I live here, OK? And I'm happy.
好 OK.
嗯 那个… Well, um...
我为你感到高兴 I'm happy for you.
我们可以做朋友吗？ Can we be friends?
可以 我们可以做朋友 Yes, we can be friends.
我们能成为…最好的朋友吗？ Can we be... best friends?
朋友之间可以拥抱吗？ Can friends hug?
当然了 Yeah, of course.
♪♪ 别让我走 ♪ ** Don't let me go *
♪ 别让我走 ♪ * Don't let me go *
朋友是不会那样做的 ♪ 这一定是你的把戏 ♪ Friends can't do that.
哦 好吧 Oh, OK.
那朋友能做什么呢？ So, what can friends do?
（♪ 你爱我吗？ (* Do You Love Me?
保罗 Paul.
我能跟你说几句吗？ Can I talk to you for a second?
当然 马上回来 亲爱的 Sure. Be right back, babe.
♪♪ 自从遇见你 ♪ ** Since I met you *
♪ 你一直在撒谎 ♪ * You've been lying *
♪ 说谎话 ♪ * Telling lies *
♪ It must be your game ♪ * It must be your game *
♪ 现在你爱我了吗？♪ * Now do you love me? *
回头见 失败者 Later, loser.
你怎么了？ What is wrong with you?
- 什么 那个小狗？- 是的 就是那个小狗 - What, the puppy? - Yes, the puppy.
还有 这个女人是谁？ But also, who is this woman?
哦 呃 凯瑞 Oh, uh, Keri.
你为什么邀请艾什莉？ And why did you invite Ashley?
因为她正在和我雇佣的心理学家约会 Because she's dating the mentalist I hired.
保罗！ Paul!
这真让人筋疲力尽 This is exhausting.
我知道你在做什么 I know what you're doing.
要怎样才能让它停止？ What is it gonna take for it to stop?
没什么 我永远不会停止 Nothing. I'm never gonna stop.
我学会了对自己诚实 I've learned to be honest with myself,
我冲动而且有点敏感 and I am impulsive and somewhat sensitive
还有点混蛋 and a bit of an asshole.
但我是个爱你的混蛋 But I'm an asshole who loves you.
我不知道怎么去爱别人 And I don't know how to love anyone else.
- 我不相信你 - 我知道 - I don't believe you. - I know.
因为我隐瞒了事情 还撒了谎 Because I hid things and I lied,
但我再也不会那样做了 but I'm never gonna do that again.
我不想再对你撒谎了 - 什么？ I'm done lying to you. - What?
那到底是什么意思？ What does that even mean?
我以后绝不会再对你隐瞒任何事情 I will never lie to you about anything ever again.
- 是吗？- 是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
好 你是不是上楼进了我的衣橱 OK, did you go upstairs into my closet
看到我刚买的这件裙子 and see this dress that I had just bought,
然后又给那个女人买了同款？ and then go and buy the exact same one for that woman?
是的 我确实这么做了 Yes, I did do that.
你想让我有什么感受？ And what did you want to make me feel?
希望你会嫉妒 Jealous, hopefully.
嗯 而且 你知道 我想如果我不能和你在一起 Um, but also, you know, I figured if I can't be with you,
至少我可以和一个让我想起你的人在一起 I can at least be with someone who reminds me of you.
天哪！ Oh my God!
显然没有你那么漂亮或聪明 Obviously not as beautiful or smart
也没那么好聊 但… or fun to talk to, but...
保罗 你真他妈的满嘴谎言！ Paul, you're so fucking full of shit!
你曾拥有我 You had me.
你拥有我 却想和别人上床 You had me and you wanted to fuck other people.
不 我没有 No, I didn't.
- 但你确实想了 - 不 我没有！ - But you did. - No, I didn't!
你为什么要骗我？ Why are you lying to me?
你刚说过你不会骗我 You just said that you weren't gonna lie to me.
我没有！我…我没有 I'm not! I'm... I'm not.
好吧 我只是想澄清一下问题 OK, I'm just gonna clarify the question,
只是为了避免这里有任何误会 just so that there's no confusion here.
我们结婚的时候… When we were married...
你有没有和别人睡过？ did you ever sleep with anyone else?
- 没有 - 保罗 你到底在说什么？ - No. - What the fuck, Paul?
那我们为什么要开放式关系？ Then why were we in an open relationship?
因为！因为… Because! Because...
看看你 看看我 Look at you. Look at me.
我根本配不上 I have no fucking business
和你这样了不起的女人在一起 being with a woman as incredible as you,
但不知怎么的 我说服了你和我在一起 but somehow, I convinced you to be with me.
是我选择了和你在一起 I chose to be with you.
是的 也许我害怕有一天你会醒悟 Yeah, well, maybe I was scared that one day you'd wake up
选择不再和我在一起 and choose not to be with me.
你会意识到你可以找到更好的人 You know, realize you could do better
找到一个更有趣得多的人 and find someone way more fucking interesting
而且显然很帅 and handsome, clearly.
我想如果我做得还不错 I figured if I made it OK, then...
你就少一个离开我的理由 you'd have one less reason to leave me.
你真是个疯子 You're a fucking crazy person.
是的 我知道 Yeah. I know.
嘿 拉斯 我们什么时候吃蛋糕？ Hey, Russ, when are we doing cake?
朱莉 我得跟你说件事 Julie, I need to tell you something.
嗯？ Hmm?
你是谁？ Who are you?
凯瑞 你是谁？ Keri. Who are you?
凯瑞 Carey.
凯瑞叔叔！我们可以吃蛋糕了吗？ Uncle Carey! Can we do the cake?
可以 我得先找到你的蜡烛 Yeah. I just need to find your candles.
面条 你在干什么？ Noodle, what are you doing?
他们让你从凯瑞的衣橱里出来了吗？ Did they let you out of the Carey closet?
快点！ Come on!
那是谁的狗？ Whose dog is that?
我很确定那是你的狗 伙计 I'm pretty sure that's your dog, dude.
顺便说一下 你的灭火器过期了 兄弟 By the way, your fire extinguisher expired, man,
所以我从车里抱了这只大狗出来 so I grabbed this big dog from the car.
- 好 - 你应该找时间加入 - OK. - You should join sometime.
这是志愿者工作 但他们允许你在消防站待着 It's volunteer, but they let you hang out at the fire station.
我会考虑的 I'll think about it.
那里有免费的健身房 They have a free gym.
我不会给你买狗的 I'm not getting you a dog.
- 嘿 费德！ - 嘿！抱歉我迟到了 - Hey, Fede! - Hey! Sorry I'm late.
我把桌子搬进来了 以防有人紧张 Brought the table in case anyone is tense.
好的 OK.
♪ 祝你生日快乐 ♪ * Feliz cumpleaños a ti *
嘿 对不起 Hey. I'm sorry.
你找到它们了吗？ Did you find them?
什么？ What?
蜡烛呢？你找到它们了吗？ The candles. Did you find them?
而且一点也不后悔 And also not sorry at all.
- 拿着这些 - 太好了 拿到了！ - Take these. - Sweet. Got them!
感觉怎么样？感觉怎么样？ How does that feel? How does it feel?
感觉如何？ How does it feel?
天哪 太棒了！ Oh my God. That's amazing!
凯瑞 千层面好了 拿隔热垫来！ Carey, lasagna's ready. Get the hot pads!
好 好 All right, all right.
没人告诉我心灵魔术师会来这里 No one told me that mentalist would be here.
我讨厌那个该死的家伙 J'haïs cet estie de gars-là.
哇 哇 Whoa, whoa.
怎么了 凯瑞？ What's up, Carey?
哦！烫！ Oh! Hot!
嘿 凯瑞？ Hey, Carey?
嘿！ Hey!
你怎么能这样？ How could you?
你答应过不偷看我的心思 You promised not to read my mind.
不 而且你也答应过不会在楼上和凯瑞对我不忠 No.and, yeah, you promised not to cheat on me upstairs with Carey
而我却在这里为这些忘恩负义的孩子表演 while I'm here performing for ungrateful children.
呃 抱歉 什么？ Uh, sorry, what?
我没答应过那件事 I did not promise that.
是啊 不过你的身体已经做了承诺 Yeah, well, your body made a promise.
那真的发生了吗？ Did that happen?
是的 确实发生了 Yes, that happened.
我本想告诉你 但我却告诉了凯瑞 I tried to tell you, but I told Keri instead.
顺便问一下 那是谁？ Who is that, by the way?
嘿 是的 抱歉 我还在这里 Hey, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm still here.
那是保罗的女朋友 That's Paul's girlfriend.
我不会确切地说是"女朋友" I wouldn't say "girlfriend" exactly.
我们有个约定 We have an arrangement.
我们是在Seeking Arrangements上认识的 We met on Seeking Arrangements.
现在它叫Seeking了 It's just called Seeking now.
- 她为什么长得像你？- 为了让朱莉嫉妒 - Why does she look like you? - To make Julie jealous.
那就是我们的约定 That was the arrangement.
看来确实奏效了 Well, looks like it worked.
你有什么事要告诉我吗？ Do you have something you need to tell me?
他已经知道了 He already knows.
他看到你在凯瑞的衣橱里 He saw you in the Carey closet.
马特 你的服务这里不再需要了 谢谢 Matt, your services are no longer required here. Thank you.
好吧 兄弟 Cool, brother.
对不起 I'm sorry.
好吧 我也道歉 OK. I'm sorry too.
我不后悔 I'm not sorry.
是的 我也不后悔 Yeah, I'm also not sorry.
- 去你的 保罗 - 去你的 凯瑞 - Fuck you, Paul. - Fuck you, Carey.
- 好！ - 好… - OK! - OK...
嘿 嘿 等等！ Hey, hey, whoa!
嘿 注意界限！不要动手！ Hey, boundaries! No violence!
请保持界限 我觉得…嘿！ Just boundaries, please. I think... Hey!
我觉得我们该谈谈感受了 I think it's time we all talk about our feelings.
现在没人想谈感受 Nobody wants to talk about their feelings now.
我们只有现在 我改过了 All we have is now. And I revised it.
我觉得你会很喜欢的 I think you're really gonna like it.
我觉得我做得很棒 I think I nailed it.
不 我们忘掉一切吧 No, let's forget about everything.
你们做了完整的事 You guys did the full thing.
我们只是轻轻吻了一下 We kissed just a little bit,
然后她用手了 但我没完成 then she used her hands, but I didn't finish.
那仍然算数 That still counts.
"凯瑞 我的爱 "Carey, my love.
"这是我写过的最难改写的信 "This is the hardest letter I've ever re-rewritten.
"我试过很多人 很多人 "I've tried on a lot of people, a lot of people,
"我发现你才是最合适的那一个 "and I've learned that you are the one that fits.
"马尔科姆·格拉德威尔说 "Malcolm Gladwell says it takes
掌握一门技能需要一万小时 " 10,000 hours to master something."
马尔科姆·格拉德威尔？ Malcolm Gladwell?
"虽然我没一直计时… "While I haven't been keeping track of the hours..."
- 没人想听这个 - 我想听 继续说 - No one wants to hear this. - I really do. Keep going.
非常感谢 "我已经走过…" Thank you so much. "I've gone..."
朱莉 我们能去另一间房聊聊吗？ Julie, can we talk in the other room?
让她说完 我们都是成年人了 Let her finish. We're all grownups.
我可以直接说结尾 I can skip to the end.
不 但在你那样做之前 No, but before you do that,
我可以表演我的压轴节目吗？ can I do my finale?
什么压轴节目？ What finale?
我的盛大压轴 可以让我… My grand finale. Can I...
- 不行 Carey… - 拜托 让我表演压轴吧 - No. Carey... - Please, let me do the finale.
那就表演吧 Just do it.
如果你还想说 就赶紧表演吧 快点 快点 If you're gonna keep talking, just go for it. Quick, quick.
那么 有人想喝柠檬水吗？ So, does anybody want some lemonade?
这本来是我一开始的开场方式 然后… It was gonna be the first way I started it. And then...
然后… And then...
哇！ Whoa!
这到底是怎么回事？ What the hell?
里面一直有张牌吗？ There was a card in there the whole time?
然后那张牌… And then the card...
是一张红心皇后 is a queen of hearts.
因为你是我的女王 'Cause you're my queen,
你永远拥有我心中的一片 and you'll always have a slice of my heart.
然后我本来想 And then I was gonna...
我以为你不会变魔术 我为你做了输精管复通手术 I thought you don't do magic.
当然 我会变魔术 Yeah, of course I do magic.
然后我打算做这个 Then I was gonna do this.
黑桃K King of spades,
因为我是你的国王 但我被绝育了 because I'm your king, and I got spayed.
然后我会拿出这根绳子 And then I was gonna take out this rope.
我做了输精管结扎手术 I got snipped.
但现在 But now...
我不是了 I'm not.
我不明白 I don't get it.
我为你做了输精管切除术 I got my vasectomy reversed for you.
太疯狂了 算了 That's fucking crazy. Fuck it.
- 这不疯狂 - 我不需要那个 - It's not crazy. - I don't need that.
凯瑞 看着我 Carey, look at me.
我并不完美 - 天哪！ I'm not perfect. - God!
但生活也不完美 对吧？ But life's not perfect, right?
我们必须掌控自己 We have to take charge,
我们是自己命运的主宰 and we are the masters of our own destiny.
- 我完全同意 朱莉？- 不 - I completely agree. Julie? - No.
- 我爱你 - 不 - I love you. - No.
很抱歉我必须经历这一切 And I'm sorry that I had to go on this whole journey
才明白那个人是你 to realize that it's you.
我想和你一起组建家庭 It's you who I want to start a family with.
我现在有了家庭 I have a family now.
- 不 你没有 - 我有个孩子… - No, you don't. - I have a kid...
- 别敢这么说 - …我还是个叔叔 - Don't you dare. - I'm an uncle to.
天哪！这永远都不会结束 Oh my God! This is never gonna end.
会一直这样 永远永远 It'll be like this forever and ever.
这简直是一场他妈的灾难 This is such a fucking dumpster fire.
着火了！ Fire!
拉斯 快让开！快动！ Russ, get out of the way! Move!
哦！ Oh!
爸 你着火了！ Dad, you're on fire!
糟了！哦！糟了！哦！ Oh, shit! Oh! oh, shit! Oh!
快动 快动 快动！ Move, move, move!
天哪！ Oh my God!
坐下 坐下 Sit down. Sit.
你没事吧？ Are you OK?
啊！我想没事 Ah! I think so.
- 该死 你的眉毛 - 凯瑞 打911！ - Fuck, your eyebrows. - Carey, call 911!
- 杰克逊 打911！- 对不起 爸 是我做的蛋糕 - Jackson, call 911! - Sorry, Dad. I did the cake.
号码是多少？ What's the number?
- 嘿！- 嘿！ - Hey! - Hey!
他怎么样？ How is he?
很好 他在睡觉 Good. He's sleeping.
我真为你高兴 就是带七八磅寿司 你懂的？ I'm really happy for you.
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿！我带了Zuka Giri Hey! I brought Zuka Giri.
哦 他们不允许带外食 Oh, they don't allow outside food.
我知道 他们喂你毒药 I know, they feed you poison
还奇怪为什么大家都生病 and they wonder why everyone's sick.
嘿 把那个藏在背心下面 Hey, hide that under your vest.
走吧 快点 别让人看见 Let's go, come on. Keep it hidden.
她创造了一个人 She created a human.
我至少能做的 The least I could do
is bring 7 to 8 pounds of sushi you know？ is bring 7 to 8 pounds of sushi, you know?
你要哪一个？手还是嘴？ What do you want? Hand or mouth?
你要手吗？ You want hand?
举手！ Hand!
我感觉他能读懂我的心思 I feel like he can read my mind.
你能读懂妈妈的心思吗？ You can read Mama's mind?
是还是不是？ Sí o no?
诀窍就是在这里放入适量的材料 The trick is to just put a good amount in here
这样当你把碎片拼接起来时 so that when you put the pieces together,
金色会从缝隙中流淌出来 the gold kind of spills through the cracks.
这上的纹路真是令人惊叹 The patterns on this are incredible.
我知道 我喜欢金缮艺术 I know. I love kintsugi.
能在这里静静地存在 真好 This is really nice, just being here and existing.
嘿！你怎么样？ Hey! How you going?
挺好的 Good.
是的 很好 Yeah, good.
好 Good.
- 是的 - 好 - Yeah. - Good.
嘿 你觉得他们在调情吗？ Hey, you think they're flirting?
- 谁在乎？- 我在乎 - Who cares? - I do.
嘿 - 嘿 Hey. - Hey.
我们睡在一起了 We slept together.
谁？ Who?
我和朱莉 今年第二次了 Julie and I. Second time this year.
- 恭喜 - 谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thanks.
她说是她有过的最棒的性爱 不是我说的 Best sex she's ever had. Her words, not mine.
听起来不像她会说的话 Those don't sound like her words.
嗯 你知道 不是用嘴说的那种话 Well, you know, not like vocal words,
而是她的眼神… but her eyes...
你们复合了吗？ Are you guys back together?
没有 No.
他只是总是在附近 He's just always around.
他喜欢追我 He likes chasing me.
这算是我们的特色 It's kind of our thing.
嗯 绝对不会 完全不会 Mmm.
这个东西怎么用？我几乎是从银行白拿的 How does this thing work?
好消息 我联系了Spectrum 这里提前几个月就被预订满了 OK, so good news. Spoke with Spectrum.
网络会在星期四之前安装好并运行 我甚至什么都不用做 The Internet will be up and running by Thursday.
这有什么好消息？我们那时已经走了 How is that good news? We're gone by then.
总的来说 这是个好消息 Well, it's good news in general.
这是我一直想办的事 It's something I wanted done.
现在办好了 我们就在这里 Now it's done, and here we are.
声音真大 哇！ That's so loud. Wow!
这里挺不错的 你有没有想过卖掉？ This is a nice place. Ever think about selling?
是的 当然不是 完全不是 Yeah, definitely not. At all.
我从银行免费得到的 I got it for nothing from the bank.
这是提前几个月预订的 It's booked for months in advance.
我甚至不需要做任何事情 I don't even need to do anything.
你得做点什么 这是天然木质外墙板 You have to do something. It's natural wood siding.
你得处理一下 否则木头会腐烂 You have to treat it or you'll get wood rot.
谁会注意到这些呢？ Well, who's going to notice that, ever?
请把脚从茶几上拿开 谢谢 伙计 Get your feet off the coffee table, please. Thanks, bud.
这该死的家伙 This fucking guy.
他怎么还在这里？ Why is he still here?
他说他是超级房东 Says he's a Superhost.
那是什么 像是 Airbnb的黑心房东？ What is that, like, an Airbnb slumlord?
好了 开始起作用了 There we go. It's working.
所以他是你叔叔？ So he's your uncle?
他曾是我的体育老师 后来有点像我的继父 Well, he was my gym teacher, then sort of my stepdad,
现在他又只是我的叔叔了 and now he's just my uncle again.
我们没有血缘关系 We're not related.
挺好 他们 还是朋友吗？ Cool. And they're all still friends?
最好的朋友 Best friends.
我哄阿图罗睡着了 I got Arturo to sleep.
哦 太好了！ Oh, good!
孩子很喜欢音乐 Kid loves music.
你需要什么吗？ You need anything?
嗯 你知道吗？ Um, you know what?
我要一杯浓缩咖啡 I'll have an espresso.
哦 我也要 谢谢！ Oh, me too, please!
好的 明白了！ Yes! Gotcha!
谢谢你 Thank you.
他很喜欢当爸爸 He loves being a dad.
你觉得这东西值多少钱？ How much you think this thing costs?
我不知道 布兰登 I don't know, Brandon.
你永远不知道某样东西真正值多少钱 You never really know what something's worth
除非你把它沉下去 until you sink it.
哦 呃 我们需要救生衣吗 还是 Oh, uh, do we need life jackets or...
不用了 我们没事 No, we're good.
这张桌子摇摇晃晃的 This table's wobbly.
这是爱彼迎 你还能指望什么？ It's an Airbnb. What do you expect?
我期望有人买了 I expect that when someone buys
一座建筑杰作 an architectural masterpiece,
不会用宜家家具来填满它 they don't fill it with Ikea furniture.
我有个关于宜家的笑话 I have a joke about Ikea.
算了 组装太费时间了 Never mind. The setup takes too long.
- 等我把这地方买回来… - 你买不回来的 - When I buy this place back... - You're not buying it back.
- 也许吧 - 你得先有这个念头 - I might. - You gotta manifest it.
- 用什么钱？- 如果我们凑钱的话 可以… - With what money? - If we pooled our money together we can...
- 喂！ - 哎呀 糟了！ - Hey! - Oh, shit!
- 喂！ - 他妈的 怎么回事？ - Hey! - What the fuck?
喂 发生什么事了？ Hey, what's going on?
你儿子刚刚偷了我的喷气快艇！ Your son just stole my fucking jet boat!
你确定那是他吗？ You sure that's him?
是的 我他妈的确定那是他 Yes, I'm fucking sure that's him.
就是他 就在那里！看！ It's him right there! Look!
那看起来不像他 That doesn't look like him.
天哪 我可以百分之百保证你 Oh my God, I can 100% guarantee you
那就是他们那个混蛋的儿子 that is their shit cunt spawn.
嘿 别那样骂他 Hey, stop calling him that.
是啊 你儿子就是个混蛋！ Yeah, your son is a shit cunt!
不是他的儿子！ Not his son!
- 混蛋！ - 啊！ - Motherfucker! - Ah!
操！ Fuck!
我们…我们要帮帮他们吗？ Should we... should we help them?
- 不 别管他们 - 啊 别咬！别咬！ - No, just leave them. - Ah, no biting! No biting!
♪♪ 中午时分来见我 ♪ ** Meet me in the middle of the day *
♪ 让我听你说一切都好 ♪ * Let me hear you say everything's OK *
♪ 从你的房间带来南方的吻 ♪ * Bring me southern kisses from your room *
♪ 在夜深时分与我相见 ♪ * Meet me in the middle of the night *
♪ 让我听你说一切都好 ♪ * Let me hear you say everything's all right *
♪ 让我闻到你香水里的月光 ♪ * Let me smell the moon in your perfume *
♪ 哦 神明与岁月将起落沉浮 ♪ * Oh, gods and years will rise and fall *
♪ 总有更多的东西存在 ♪ * And there's always something more *
♪ 沉迷于谈话 我浪费了时间 ♪ * Lost in talk, I waste my time *
♪ 这些话早已说过 ♪ * And it's all been said before *
♪ 在面具背后更深处 ♪ * While further down behind the masquerade *
♪ 眼泪依然存在 ♪ * The tears are there *
♪ 我并不奢求太多 ♪ * I don't ask for all that much *
♪ 我只想有人关心我 ♪ * I just want someone to care *
♪ 现在就给我答案 ♪ * Answer right now *
♪ 在白昼中间与我相见 ♪ * Meet me in the middle of the day *
♪ 让我听你说一切都好 ♪ * Let me hear you say everything's OK *
♪ 走到闪耀的阳光下 ♪ * Come on out beneath the shining sun *
♪ 在夜深时分与我相见 ♪ * Meet me in the middle of the night *
♪ 让我听你说一切都好 ♪ * Let me hear you say everything's all right *
♪ 偷偷溜出星空下奔跑 ♪ * Sneak on out beneath the stars and run *
♪ 是的 ♪ * Yeah *
♪ 哦耶 是的 是的 ♪ * Oh yeah, yes, yes *
♪ 哦 是的 ♪ * Oh yes *
♪ 这是国王与王后 ♪ * It's king and queen *
♪ 我们必须走到吊灯之下 ♪ * And we must go down now beyond the chandelier *
♪ 在那里我无需直言不讳 ♪ * Where I won't have to speak my mind *
♪ 你也不用去听 ♪ * And you won't have to hear *
♪ 零碎的消息和事后想法 ♪ * Shreds of news and afterthoughts *
♪ 以及复杂的场景 ♪ * And complicated scenes *
♪ 我们将在光影后风雨同舟 ♪ * We'll weather down behind the light *
♪ 然后像杂志一样褪色 ♪ * And fade like magazines *
♪ 时光如风飞逝 如今无物可赠 ♪ * Time flies like the wind, nothing to give now *
♪ 白昼中间与我相见 ♪ * Meet me in the middle of the day *
♪ 让我听你说一切安好 ♪ * Let me hear you say everything's OK *
♪ 从你的房间带来南方的吻 ♪ * Bring me southern kisses from your room *
♪ 嘿 嘿 ♪ * Hey, hey *
♪ 夜晚中间与我相见 ♪ * Meet me in the middle of the night *
♪ 让我听你说一切都好 ♪ * Let me hear you say everything's all right *
♪ 让我闻到你香水里的月光 ♪ * Let me smell the moon in your perfume *
♪ 哦 现在 ♪ * Oh, now *
♪ 白昼中间与我相见 ♪ * Meet me in the middle of the day *
♪ 让我听你说一切安好 ♪ * Let me hear you say everything's OK *
♪ 让我看到你回以微笑 ♪ * Let me see you smiling back at me *
♪ 嘿 ♪ * Hey *
♪ 夜晚中间与我相见 ♪ * Meet me in the middle of the night *
♪ 让我听你说一切都好 ♪ * Let me hear you say everything's all right *
♪ 紧紧抱着我 爱是自由的 ♪ * Hold me tight and lovin', love is free *
♪ 哦 ♪ * Oh *
♪ 好的 ♪♪ * OK **