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《燃情克利夫蘭》是在 Hot in Cleveland is recorded
攝影棚觀眾前現場錄制 in front of a live studio audience.
看來我倆是把整整一盒酒都干掉了 I think we just polished off an entire box of wine.
這就是盒裝酒的危險之處 Mm, see that's the dangerous thing about boxed wine.
你都不知道你到底"褐"了多少 You can't really tell how much you've dranken.
"渴" Drinken.
-"喝"了嗎 -醉了嗎 - Drunken? - Drunk?
有一點 Little bit.
凱霍加河酒 So Cuyahoga River wine
要我們把盒裝酒做得上檔次些 wants us to make boxed wine classy.
那我們就去找一些 You know what we need is
自我感覺極好的名人來代言 some snooty celebrity to endorse it.
我打賭維多利亞肯定愿意 Oh, I bet Victoria would do it.
對于美酒她向來是來者不拒的 God knows she's never said no to wine.
她是不錯 She'd be good.
她那伍迪·艾倫的電影拍得怎么樣了 Hey, how's her Woody Allen movie going?
好得很 猜他們把誰請來參演了 Oh, great. Oh, guess who they just cast?
艾米特·勞森 Emmet Lawson.
-真的嗎 -對啊 - Seriously? - Yup.
我超愛那家伙 I love that guy!
他算是我最喜歡的演員 He's, like, my favorite actor!
人都說他是"演員中的演員" They call him "the actor's actor"!
我大呼小叫什么 Why am I yelling?
也許咱們改叫這酒"酒中酒" Maybe we should call this "the wine's wine."
或者學洛杉磯那的把戲 Or we could do an L.A. Trick.
貼上黑方的標 順勢抬高價格 Slap a black label on it, jack up the price,
全球首屈一指的高級威士忌的標志
再制造供不應求的假象 and create an artificial shortage.
人們就會趨之若鶩 People go crazy for that.
你真聰明 You are so smart.
剛好克洛伊出差去了 I'm glad Chloe's out of town.
能和你坐在這聊一聊真好 This is fun doing this with you.
只有我們倆 Just the two of us.
糟糕 Oh, no.
我忘給卡門去電話了 I forgot to call Carmen.
卡門 Oh, Carmen.
你還在跟那個模特約會嗎 So you're still dating that model.
其實她是騎士隊的啦啦隊長 Actually, she's a cheerleader for the Cavs.
看來她柔韌性一定不錯 So she's limber as well.
我就跟她說一下我馬上到 Let me just tell her I'll be there soon.
好的 沒關系 Yeah, no. No problem.
我正好可以順便查下手機 It'll give me a chance to see
看看有沒有錯過我男友的短信 if I missed any texts from my boyfriend.
糟糕 五條 Oh! No, five.
我還真不知道你也有相好的 I didn't know you were seeing someone.
有啊 最近的事兒 但可認真得很呢 Oh, yeah, it's new, but it's super serious.
他叫什么 What's his name?
啊 叫...嗯 Um, it's--
嗯米特 你是說 艾米特嗎 Uhmit? You mean, Emmet?
是艾米特·勞森嗎 Like, Emmet Lawson?
沒錯就是艾米特·勞森 Exactly like Emmet Lawson.
你跟艾米特·勞森在一起 You're dating Emmet Lawson?
剛才咱聊到他的時候 Why wouldn't you mention that
你怎么沒有提這事兒 when we were just talking about him?
我又不會跟人好上就到處顯擺 Because I don't like to kiss and tell.
我跟他可真沒少膩歪哦 And we have done a lot of kissin',
實話跟你說 let me tell ya.
天哪 Oh, my god.
那你能不能問問他 Do you think you could ask him
愿不愿意來代言這酒 to represent the wine?
我當然可以去問 Of course I can ask him.
他是我男人嘛 He's my boyfriend.
我每天都要問他不少問題 I ask him questions all the time.
艾米特·勞森 Wow. Emmet Lawson.
你真是充滿驚喜 You're full of surprises.
是啊 Yeah.
有時我都能把自己驚到 Sometimes I surprise myself.
你跟他說什么了 You told him what?
我喝醉了 I was drunk.
在阿萊克面前我有個毛病 And there's something about Alec.
每次他只要一提起卡門 Every time he brings up Carmen,
我就心生嫉妒 亂了方寸 I get all jealous and panicky,
老想著要勝他一籌 and I just want to one-up him.
那你能跟艾米特說說這事兒嗎 So do you think you could talk to Emmet?
就是 代言這酒的事 You know, about endorsing the wine?
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
他人我還沒見到呢 I haven't even met him yet.
這也讓我非常非常緊張 And I'm really, really nervous about it.
他是演員中的演員中的演員 He is the actor's actor's actor.
你多說了一個演員 I think you added an actor.
沒有沒有 No, no.
他是"演員中的演員"里最受敬重的那一個 He's the most respected actor among actor's actors.
他就有那么厲害 He is that good.
你知道嗎 《學弟黃金犬》開拍之前 Did you know that before he shot white fang,
他真的去和一群狼生活了兩個月 he actually lived with a pack of wolves for two months?
-這是瘋了吧 -不 是體驗派表演法 - Well, that's nuts. - No, that's method.
我絕對不可能去求一位 There is no way that I'm going to ask
他那種水準的演員去賣什么廉價盒裝酒 an actor of his caliber to sell some cheap boxed wine.
這可不廉價 It's not cheap.
這可是黑方 限量版 It's black label. Limited edition.
真的嗎 哪里能買到 Really? Where can I get some?
你買不到 就五十箱 You can't. They only made 50 cases.
必須買到 我出雙倍 I have to have it. I'll pay double.
我會去爭取的 I'll see what I can do
前提是你要去跟艾米特說代言酒這事 if you talk to Emmet about endorsing the wine.
你為什么不跟阿萊克說你問過艾米特了 Why don't you just tell Alec that you asked Emmet
但被他拒絕了 and he said no?
男朋友不都只會對你說"不"嗎 I mean, boyfriends say "no" all the time.
我家的可不會 Mine don't.
你還是欠火候啊 You're not doing it right.
你什么腦子 What were you thinking?
打到我一次性手機上來 Call me on the disposable.
抱歉 現在不方便說話 Hello, I can't talk right now.
這是不是跟喬依那天看到的 Does this have something to do
那袋錢有關系 with that money Joy saw?
是"據說"看到 "Allegedly" saw...
當她學習時[邊喝邊學] When she was studying.
早上好 Morning.
你們覺得怎么樣 So what do you guys think?
我去Forever 21買衣服了 I went shopping at Forever 21.
美國時尚服裝品牌 主打年輕款
那看來"更年期倉庫"應該是關門了 I'm guessing the menopause barn was closed?
真弄不明白為什么你在學校吃得挺開 I know somehow you're fitting into school
自從"家用成衣裝飾機"問世后 even though you haven't changed your look
你的造型可就再沒變過了 since the invention of the bedazzler.
但我追求的是更學院風的裝扮 But I'm going for something a little more collegiate.
我只是想融入其中 I just want to blend in.
我不希望人人都看著我 I don't want people to look at me
心想著 她來這里做什么 and think, what's she doing here?
我看著你 心里想的是 I'm looking at you and thinking
她怎么背著這么丑的手提包 why is she wearing that hideous purse?
這不是手提包 It's not a purse.
現在學校沒人會帶手提包上學了 Nobody at school carries purses anymore.
這是個斜挎包 This is a messenger bag.
-里面裝著什么 -我的手提包 - What do you carry in there? - My purse.
維多利亞·蔡斯 Victoria Chase.
請允許我自我介紹一下 我是 Allow me to introduce myself. I am--
-艾米特·勞森爵士 -樂意效勞 - Sir Emmet Lawson. - At your service.
我一看到攝制日程表上有你的名字 As soon as I saw your name on the call sheet,
就馬上過來打招呼了 I rushed over to say hello
因為我特別喜歡你演的戲 because I'm a huge fan of your work.
哇 鄙人真是受寵若驚 Oh. I am hugely thrilled
您這么赫赫有名的演員竟然真的 that one of the world's most celebrated actors
看了為我贏得小小艾美獎的戲 actually watched my little Emmy award-winning performance
《明日邊緣》 on edge of tomorrow.
其實 我說的是你 Actually, I was referring
在Lifetime頻道出演的原創電影 to your many Lifetime original movies.
像是《望女成鳳的殺人狂》 Pageant Mom Murder,
《芬克雷斯特恩家的大房二房》 The Two Mrs. Finklesteins,
《給妹子莎拉的一顆腎》 A Kidney For Sister Sarah.
悉數數來 如珍如寶 Every one, a precious jewel.
好吧 我也倍感榮幸 Well, I am just thrilled
能與您在伍迪·艾倫的電影中共事 that we get to play together and with Woody Allen.
但萬一這部不賣座怎么辦 But what if it's one of his bad ones?
記得《雙生美蓮達》嗎 別成那樣 別 Melinda and melinda? No, thank you. No, thank you.
有咱倆坐鎮 還愁不賣座嗎 It can't possibly be bad if we're in it.
說到點子上了 Excellent point.
相信我 我覺得咱倆一定會 You know, I believe you and I are going
成為極好的朋友的 to become great friends.
這件要你 你會穿嗎 Would you wear this?
這布料少得都可以當繩子 I might tie it around my finger
系在手指上幫我記事兒了[美國人傳統] if I needed to remember something.
這是給卡門的禮物 It's a gift for Carmen.
我們倆要去科茲梅爾島過周末 We're headed to cozumel for a long weekend.
是嗎 Really?
我跟艾米特也要出遠門 Well, uh, me and Emmet are going away
一起過周末 for the long weekend too.
不同的是 我們不需要帶泳衣 Only we're not gonna need bathing suits
因為我們全程都會裸著 'cause we're gonna be naked.
一絲不掛 So naked.
干嘛告訴我這些 Why are you telling me this?
我也不知道 I really don't know.
嘿 聽著 關于那天晚上的事 Hey, um, listen. About the other night...
當時我們都喝了點小酒 I know we'd been drinking,
挺盡興的 很開心 and we were having fun-- a lot of fun.
但我想向你道歉 But I want to apologize.
我覺得作為同事 自己的行為不太合適 I don't think I was being entirely professional.
我是說 咱倆都有認真交往的對象呢 I mean, we're both in committed relationships.
不是嗎 Right?
當然 Right.
認那個真啊 Big time.
所以咱倆沒問題吧 So we're good?
對了 Oh, hey.
艾米特同沒同意給咱們的酒代言啊 What did Emmet say about endorsing the wine?
對了 我問過他 他沒同意 Oh, yeah. I asked him and he said no.
男朋友總會有說"不"的時候嘛 You know, sometimes boyfriends say "no."
你帶他過來一起吃午飯如何 Hey, what if you brought him by here for lunch?
我絕對可以說服他 I know I could persuade him.
不是我吹牛 還沒幾個人 I mean, not to brag, but people have
跟哥說過"不"呢 a hard time saying no to me.
你覺得如何 What do you say?
好的 Okay.
很好 Okay.
我又犯傻了 I did it again.
我答應阿萊克帶艾米特去跟他吃午飯 I told Alec that I would bring Emmet by for lunch.
你為什么要答應啊 Why on earth would you do that?
我也不知道 我太喜歡他了 I don't know, I just like him so much.
順著桿子就只好往上爬了 I can't help but lie to him.
-你懂的 -是啊 我懂 - You know how it is. - Yeah, yeah, I do.
其實 我也許 And actually, I might be able
能幫你說服艾米特 to talk to Emmet for you.
原來我和他有許多共同語言 It turns out that we have a lot in common.
他很喜歡我拍的戲 He's a huge fan of my work.
為啥 Why?
我是說很棒 意料之中的事 I mean, great. Not surprising at all.
毫無震驚 So not shocked.
我討厭學校 再也不回去了 I hate school, and I'm never going back,
你們架我去都不中 and you can't make me.
親愛的 發生什么了 Honey, what happened?
沒人愿意搭理我 No one makes any attempt to talk to me
視我于無形 or acknowledge my existence.
他們個個穿環紋身 可帶勁兒呢 They're all so cool with their piercings and tattoos.
至少還有愛爾卡陪著你呢 Well, at least you got Elka.
她也是"賤女孩"中的一員 She's one of the mean girls.
我看到她跟她的學習小組朋友一起 I saw her with her study group friends,
對我完全就是愛理不理 and they totally snubbed me.
喬伊 下面我要跟你說的 Now, Joy, I'm gonna tell you
就是過去每當我的孩子 what I used to tell my kids
遇到同樣問題時我給他們的忠告 when they had a problem like this.
跟心理醫生說去 你媽忙著拍電影呢 Talk to your therapist; mommy's in a movie.
維多利亞 Victoria.
艾米特來了 Oh, it's Emmet.
我們剛拿到劇本 We just got our script,
我邀他來過一下臺詞 and I asked him to come by to run lines.
是你叫我來的嗎 You call for me?
艾米特·勞森爵士 您好 Oh, Sir Emmet Lawson. Hello.
非常高興向您介紹我的朋友們 I would like to introduce you to my friends--
誰告訴你我愿意跟你共處一室了 Why would I want to be in the same trailer as you,
更別提跟你一同活在人間了 let alone the same universe?
抱歉你說什么 I'm sorry?
抱歉 死性不改 You're sorry? Typical.
總是抱歉來抱歉去 不是嗎 You're always sorry, aren't you?
對我來說 認識你才覺得抱歉 Well, I'm sorry I ever met you.
我不懂你在說什么 I don't understand.
你從來就沒懂過 No. You never do.
發生了什么 What was that?
我也不知道 I don't know.
你怎么不幫我問問午飯的事 You didn't ask him about lunch.
剛剛發生的事 真是把我弄糊涂了 I don't understand what just happened.
早上他還說自己是我的骨灰粉呢 This morning he was my biggest fan
這會就恨不能把我碾成骨灰了 and now he hates me.
奇怪的是 他說你本性不改 What's odd is he said you "always" do this.
你們之前壓根都不認識 How could you "always" do anything
他怎么可能知道你的本性呢 if you've only just met him?
我也不明白 不明白為什么 I don't know, and I have no idea
他會給我整這么一出戲 why he's acting this way.
演戲 Acting.
劇本里他是我的前夫 對我痛恨至極 In the script he's my ex-husband, who hates me.
也許剛剛他是在用體驗派表演法 Now, maybe he's doing that whole method acting thing,
于是把我當可恨的前妻對待了 and he's just treating me like his ex-wife.
-一定是這樣 -這才說得通 - Oh, of course. - That's it.
但如果他不是在演戲呢 Yeah, but what if it's not?
要是他真的恨我呢 What if he just hates me?
這要不弄清楚我怎么跟他共事三個月啊 I can't go through the next three months not knowing.
我看你還是認命吧 Well, you're gonna have to
除非伍迪突發奇想把劇本一改 unless Woody magically decides to rewrite the movie
讓你們倆成為一對神仙眷侶 and turns your characters into a loving couple.
有點意思 Interesting.
我不過隨便舉個例子 I was saying that as an example
還是那種不可能會發生的例子 of something that's not going to happen.
知道 但是呢 Yeah, but--
但是要是我自己寫一出 But what if I wrote a scene
鴛鴦蝴蝶的戲碼 where our characters get along
不聲不響塞進艾米特的劇本 and I slipped it into Emmet's script
這樣我就能搞清楚他究竟是真恨我 and that way I'll find out if he hates me
還是為了演戲在體驗了 or if he's just being method.
一旦真相大白 And once I find out,
我就再神不知鬼不覺地讓那劇本消失 then I just make the improved script go away.
真的假的 你還當真要 Really? You're seriously considering
改寫伍迪·艾倫的劇本 rewriting Woody Allen?
她已然說自己寫的是"改良版"了 She already referred to it as an "improved" scene.
又不是說我寫的場景要放電影里 It's not like it's gonna be in the movie.
不過這也說不準哦 Although one never knows.
你知道怎么寫劇本嗎 Do you even know how to write?
當然啊 Well, of course.
知名編劇 代表作有社交網絡 白宮風云等
別忘了阿倫·索爾金的堂兄是我前夫 You forget I was married to Aaron Sorkin's cousin.
我維基百科的自傳是我自己執筆的 And I wrote my own wikipedia bio.
我還像編劇一樣嫻熟地把筆夾在了耳后 And I just put a pencil behind my ear.
扯這么多就說明你能寫嗎 Were any of those a "yes?"
喬依 Hi, Joy.
我是喬依·斯克羅格 Hi. Joy Scroggs.
經濟學咱一個班 From economics.
怎么樣 Hey, what's up?
悠然自得 回歸本我 Just chillaxin'. Keeping it real.
做做家庭作業唄 Gettin' my homework on.
神吶 Oh, geez.
你們剛才笑什么呢 So...what were you laughing about?
愛爾卡說有人把手提包放在 Elka says there's some girl who carries a purse
斜挎包里邊 inside her messenger bag.
可悲之極 丟人現眼 Oh, how sad and random.
屋里可真熱 It's so hot in here.
你脖子上是什么 What's on your neck?
這個啊 剛弄了個紋身 Oh, this? I just got inked.
你弄了個紋身 You got a tattoo?
都灌膿了 It's oozing pus.
司柏德說可能會流出點液體 Spider said there might be some weeping.
挺惡心的 It's pretty gross.
你得注意消毒才行 You have to keep disinfectant on it.
我媽中年危機來襲時 The same thing happened
也跟你一樣去弄個了紋身 when my mom got her mid-life tattoo.
你是不是剛滿50啊 Did you just turn 50?
現在是真要整出點液體了[要哭了] Now we're gonna see some weeping.
梅蘭妮 是我 Hey, Melanie. It's me.
實驗沒奏效 Our experiment didn't work.
我把假場景插進去了 I dropped off the fake scene,
但我一整天都沒見著艾米特 but I haven't seen Emmet all day.
你還是告訴亞力克 You should probably just tell Alec
你和艾米特分了吧 that you and emmet broke up.
維多利亞 Victoria.
你在這太好了 I'm so glad you're here.
真的嗎 Really? You are?
你收到新場景的劇本了嗎 Oh, did--did you get the new scene?
收到了 所以我決定不演這部電影了 I did which is why I'm quitting the movie.
什么 What?
這絕對是我讀過最爛的劇本 It's hands down the worst thing I've ever read.
全是拼寫錯誤 Rife with spelling errors,
完全沒有邏輯 makes no sense at all.
絕對是伍迪的爛片之一 Definitely one of Woody's bad ones.
我覺得新場景很好啊 I thought the scene was quite brilliant.
胡說 Bollocks.
這比阿倫·索爾金的堂兄寫的 It's even worse than that play
那劇本還爛 Aaron Sorkin's cousin wrote.
不行 No.
伍迪明顯腦子進水了 Woody's obviously lost it.
我建議你打給經紀人 在你被炒掉之前 I suggest you call your agent and get off this movie
退出這部電影吧 before you get fired.
被炒 Fired?
新場景中你的角色 The scene calls for your role
需要找個30來歲的妙齡女郎來演 to be played by a stunning 30-something.
很明顯 他要重選演員 Obviously, he's going to recast you.
我也能演30來歲的啊 I could pass for 30-something.
親愛的維多利亞 Oh, sweet Victoria.
看到你經歷了這么多還能保持幽默感 I'm so pleased you haven't lost your sense of humor
我真是倍感欽佩 through all of this.
再會了 I bid you adieu.
茫茫人海 你我定將再度相會 I'm sure our paths will cross again.
等等 Wait!
那場景是我寫的 I wrote that scene.
什么 Come again?
能演這部電影對我來說無異于夢想成真 Being on this movie is a dream come true for me.
我非常非常敬重你 I have such enormous respect for you,
和你這樣才華橫溢的演員 and I'm just very insecure
對戲我很沒有安全感 about working with an actor of your caliber.
我只想要弄清楚 And I-I just needed to know that
你是真討厭我 還是在體驗派表演而已 it wasn't you hating me, it was the method.
親愛的你真是個失心狂 You darling little lunatic.
答應我千萬別退出不演了 Please tell me you won't quit.
答應我千萬別寫劇本了 Please tell me you won't write.
成交 Deal.
我知道你必須代入角色 And I know that you have to go back into character,
我保證不會再感情用事了 and I promise that I won't take it personally.
咱們可以看看我是否能調整一下 Well, we'll see if I can't adjust my methods
不演得那么粗暴 so I'm not quite so gruff, hmm?
謝謝 Thank you.
所謂的"浸入角色" It's just fear, you know.
其實只是害怕而已 The whole immersing myself into the character thing.
那樣的話 如果演得不好 That way, if the performance fails,
只是角色的錯 不是我的 it's the character's fault, not my own.
真是坦誠 That is so honest.
且深刻 And deep.
可不是 I know.
正因為這樣 But because of that,
我總被認為是難以共事 I'm often labeled as difficult.
我能理解 I understand.
別人也這么說我 People say that I'm difficult too.
歇斯底里地要求換個大保姆車的背后 But beyond my hysterical demands for a larger trailer,
其實藏著我這個缺愛的小姑娘 I'm just a little girl looking for love.
謝謝你告訴我這些 Thank you for sharing that.
你知道嗎 You know,
我相信我們是一枚硬幣 i believe you and I are two sides
的兩面 of the same coin.
一枚非常稀有美麗的硬幣 A very rare and beautiful coin.
你那些朋友現在肯定 Well, I suppose all your friends are out there
在外面笑我笑得正歡吧 having a nice laugh about me right now.
你這個年紀上大學確實有點不著調 Look, you're at an awkward age for college.
僅此而已 That's all.
那你呢 What about you?
她們都很喜歡你 They all love you.
因為我都90了 Because I'm 90.
可是稀有物種 I'm a novelty.
還因為我是酷到骨子里 I'm also genuinely cool.
而我跟她們的媽媽一樣大 And I'm their mum's age.
沒人希望和媽媽一起玩 No one wants their mum hanging out with them,
更別說 學她們的樣 or worse, acting like them.
-她們不是針對你 -當然不是 - You can't take it personally. - Of course not.
看來我只能接受現實 I guess I just have to accept
承認我實在不適合大學的社交生活了 that the social part of college won't be for me.
也沒什么值得參與的 Well, you're not missing much.
我們那個年代才懂該怎么狂歡 In my day, we knew how to party.
英國遠古巨石建筑遺跡 暗諷愛爾卡老
你們確實把巨石陣搞得一團糟 Well, you certainly left a mess at stonehenge.
給你點陽光 你就燦爛是吧 This is why I can't be nice to you.
姐妹們 扎克剛發短信給我 Hey, guys. Zack texted me.
說什么了 What did he say?
他想讓我去他宿舍玩玩 He wants me to come to his dorm room and hang out.
就是你幾周前勾搭上 Is this the guy you hooked up with a couple of weeks ago
然后就再也沒聯系你的那個 who never called back?
是的 Yes.
或許他... You know, maybe...
其實是真的想認真跟我處 He's looking for something serious after all.
我的個老天 Oh, dear god.
怎么了 What?
雖說這不關我什么事兒 Look, it's none of my business,
不過他一看就不是想跟你認真 but that's not someone looking for something serious.
就是想跟你約炮 言簡意賅 That's a booty call, plain and simple.
我就這么一說 Just sayin'.
你又不認識扎克 You don't even know Zack.
我看起來怎么樣 How do I look?
你看起來什么樣不重要 Doesn't matter how you look.
反正扎克喊你過去就是想給你寬衣解帶的 Zack wants you to come there and take your clothes off.
你一絲不掛才是他要的效果 That's how he wants you to look.
經濟學中 當某物有一定需求量時 In economics, when something is in demand,
最快削弱其價值的方式是什么 what is the quickest way to diminish its value?
-充斥市場 -正解 - Flood the market. - Exactly.
如果你一聽到他那條"玩玩"的短信 And if you go over to Zack's dorm
就立馬跑去扎克的宿舍 based on a let's-hang-out text,
你覺得你的個人價值會有什么變化 what do you think that's gonna do to your value?
一落千丈 Make it plummet.
很對 Precisely.
這是凱恩斯經濟理論中關于 It's a classic example of Keynesian theories
市場可替代性的典型案例 of market fungibility.
我竟然理解了經濟學 Hey, I understand economics.
我能問你個問題嗎 Can I ask you something?
那如果有人告訴你他不能見你是因為... What if a guy tells you he can't see you because--
他在說謊 He's lying.
你怎么知道的 How do you know?
因為如果他真的想要見你 Because if a guy really wants to see you,
想盡辦法他也會來見你 he will find a way to see you.
那如果有人跟你說他想 What if a guy said he wants
分開一段時間思考思考 to take a break for a little while?
忘了他吧 Oh, cut him loose.
他八成已經在搞你的室友了 He's already banging your roommate.
下一個 Next.
別亂 別亂 No, no, no, no.
一次一個問題 慢慢來 One at a time, one at a time.
你就帶這么多東西 Is that all you're taking?
去海邊度個假 不需要帶太多 It's a beach vacation. You don't need much.
是嗎 Yeah?
艾米特和我也沒帶多少東西 Well, Emmet and I aren't packing much either
因為我們準備冰天雪地裸體滑雪 'Cause we're going on an all-nude snowboarding--
算了不說了 Ugh, never mind.
艾米特是要來這兒嗎 So is Emmet coming by?
恩 我來就是為了跟你說這事兒 Yeah, that's what I came to talk to you about.
那什么 See, um,
艾米特跟我分手了 Emmet and I broke up.
梅蘭妮 親愛的 Melanie, my love!
艾米特·勞森 我的天啊 E-emmet lawson. Oh, my god.
那什么 好啊 我的愛人 I mean, uh, hello. My lover.
呃 咱倆不是已經玩完了嘛 伙計 I mean, I thought I dumped you, buddy.
梅蘭妮 我的小心肝 Melanie, my sweet.
求你不要跟我分手 Don't break up with me, please.
再給我一次贏取你芳心的機會 Give me another chance to win your heart.
好啊 Okay.
幸會 勞森先生 I'm so glad you're here, Mr. Lawson.
別這么說 勞森先生是我的父親 Oh, please. Mr. Lawson is my father.
我是艾米特爵士 I am Sir Emmet.
想必你就是阿萊克 And you must be Alec,
高級盒裝酒供應商 purveyor of fine wine served in cardboard.
見到你很高興 It's a pleasure to meet you.
能否賞光嘗嘗我們的美酒 I would love for you to try our wine.
可以嗎 Do you have a second?
就像彼得·奧圖爾當年跟我說的一樣 Well, as Peter O'toole once said to me,
"艾米特 不要拒絕免費的..." "Emmet, never turn down free--"
話沒說完他就掛了 And then he passed out.
不過我確信他是想說酒來著 But I'm sure he was gonna say "wine."
我的天啊 你怎么到這來了 Oh, my god. What are you doing here?
維多利亞已經把來龍去脈跟我說過了 Victoria brought me up to speed on the whole story.
哦 待會兒他要是提起裸體滑雪 Oh, if he brings up nude snowboarding,
你就裝的跟真得玩過一樣 act like it's a real thing.
我確實玩過 I've done it.
真的 Really?
這叫演技 That's acting.
你來了真是蓬蓽生輝 So glad you're here.
我最愛看你的作品了 I am such a huge fan of your work.
我也是 As am i.
讓我們打開紙片上的閥門 Now pull open the valve on that carton
一同暢飲酒神巴克斯的珍寶吧 and let us drink deeply from bacchus' treasure.
凱霍加河酒的美妙之處在于... Now the beauty of cuyahoga river wine--
酒好不好還得喝了才知道 Let's let the wine do the talking.
愛死它了 我愿意代言這酒 I love it. I will endorse this wine.
真是太棒了 That's fantastic news.
這是我的經紀人 代言費想必你心里有數 This is my agent. You are aware of my fees.
我覺得應該是不會低 I imagine they're high.
要是低的話我就不會提了 I wouldn't be bringing it up if they were low.
謝謝 我會聯系他的 Thank you. I'll call him.
我也不想著急就走 Now I hate to run,
不過我還有班飛機要趕 but I've got a plane to catch.
還有 And--and listen,
很感謝你能百忙之中來代言 I can't thank you enough for your time.
為了梅蘭妮 一切好說 Anything for my Melanie.
我是個幸運的男人 不是嗎 I am a lucky man, aren't I?
我很肯定你是 You most certainly are.
謝謝 Thank you!
順便說下我是梅蘭妮 And I'm Melanie by the way.
艾米特·勞森爵士樂意效勞 Sir Emmet Lawson at your service.
你是真的挺中意這家伙的 You really like this guy, huh?
是的 Oh, yeah.
不過也真是很荒唐 And it's really so stupid
因為他正和另外一個女人打得火熱 because he's totally involved with another woman.
我卻沒法忘記他 And I can't get him out of my head.
每天我來到這里上班 And then I come here every day,
腦子里想的卻全是他 and he's all I think about.
你說的感覺我略知一二 I know a little of what you speak.
是嗎 You do?
和那些狼群一同生活的那幾個月 When I spent all those months living with the wolves,
我發現一對藍色的眼眸 there was this one blue-eyed beauty
總是讓我魂牽夢繞 that really caught my eye.
狼的眼眸 One of the wolves?
當然不是 Of course not.
我的女主角 卡梅隆·迪亞茲 My costar, Cameron Diaz.
你這人什么毛病 What's wrong with you?
我剛在走廊里看到你老板了 Hey. I saw your boss in the hallway.
他挺帥的 He is cute.
是嗎 在... 在走廊里 Really? In--in the hallway?
-什么時候 -就剛才在門口 - When? - Just now outside the door.
我的天啊 都讓他聽見了怎么辦 Oh, my God. What if he heard us?
維多利亞 快站那測試下能不能聽見我說話 Victoria, do that thing where we check if someone can hear.
要是她在那能聽見我說的話 If she can hear what I'm saying,
我就徹底完蛋了 I am totally screwed.
你徹底完蛋了 You are totally screwed. �