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自开天辟地之时 Since the beginning of time,
从第一个小女孩出生开始 since the first little girl ever existed,
娃娃就已经存在了 there have been dolls.
但当时都是清一色的婴儿娃娃 But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls.
跟它们一起玩的小女孩 The girls who played with them
只能扮演它们的妈妈 could only ever play at being mothers.
当妈也蛮有意思的 Which can be fun,
至少好玩一阵子，无所谓啦 at least for a while, anyway.
问问你老妈就知道了 Ask your mother.
直到她的出现，改变一切 This continued until...
芭 比
没错，芭比重新洗牌娃娃界 Yes, Barbie changed everything.
然后她又改变了一切 Then, she changed it all again.
这些女性都是芭比 All of these women are Barbie,
而芭比亦是千千万万个她 and Barbie is all of these women.
虽然初代芭比只是个穿着泳衣的女郎 She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit,
但现在的芭比可不限于此 but she became so much more.
她有自己的存款，有自己的房子 She has her own money, her own house,
有自己的车，有自己的事业 her own car, her own career.
因为芭比无所不能 Because Barbie can be anything,
女性亦是如此 women can be anything.
当今世界的小姑娘们 And this has been reflected back
就是这一切最好的证明 onto the little girls of today in the Real World.
现实世界
待到及笄花信时 Girls can grow into women,
她们就可以实现所有的愿望与抱负 who can achieve everything and anything they set their mind to.
感谢芭比 Thanks to Barbie,
所有的女权与平权问题迎刃而解 all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved.
至少芭比是这样想的 At least that's what the Barbies think.
芭比乐园
毕竟她们都住在芭比乐园 After all, they're living in Barbie Land.
我没有资格戳破他人美梦？ Who am I to burst their bubble?
她是众多芭比的一员 And here is one of those Barbies now,
每天都过着最棒的一天 living her best day every day.
♪ 每当我醒来 ♪ ♪ When I wake up ♪
♪ 在自己的粉嫩世界苏醒 ♪ ♪ In my own pink world ♪
玛格特·罗比
♪ 我从床上起来 向我的姐妹们挥手问好 ♪ ♪ I get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls ♪
♪ 嘿芭比 嘿 ♪ ♪ Hey, Barbie, hey ♪
瑞恩·高斯林
♪ 她可真酷呀 ♪ ♪ She's so cool ♪
♪ 大家都光鲜亮丽 ♪ ♪ All dolled up ♪
♪ 在泳池边下象棋 ♪ ♪ Just playing chess by the pool ♪
♪ 快来啦 我们还有重要事情做 ♪ ♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪
亚美莉卡·费雷拉
♪ 是她 还有她 还有我与你 ♪ ♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪
♪ 粉色 万物皆可衬 ♪ ♪ And pink goes with everything ♪
凯特·麦克金农
♪ 从头到脚都美美哒 ♪ ♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪
♪ 我已准备好出发 你懂你懂 ♪ ♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪
♪ 粉色 秀色可饮 ♪ ♪ It's pink Good enough to drink ♪
♪ 我们虽爱其他颜色 但是 ♪ ♪ We like other colors but ♪
♪ 粉色实在太赞啦 ♪ ♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪
迈克尔·塞拉
♪ 你穿的什么 裙子还是制服 ♪ ♪ What you wearing? Dress or suit? ♪
♪ 不管穿什么 都跟你气场太合啦 ♪ ♪ Either way, that power looks so good on you ♪
阿丽亚娜·格林布拉特
♪ 嘿芭比 我喜欢你的风格 ♪ ♪ Hey, Barbie I like your style ♪
♪ 如果这儿真有镜子 你会看到自己完美的笑 ♪ ♪ If that was really a mirror you'd see a perfect smile ♪
伊萨·雷
雷亚·普尔曼
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪ ♪ That's my Barbie ♪
以及 海伦·米伦
♪ 冲呀 芭比 冲呀 芭比 ♪ ♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪ ♪ That's my Barbie ♪
和 威尔·法瑞尔
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪ ♪ That's my Barbie ♪
♪ 冲呀 芭比 冲呀 芭比 ♪ ♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪ ♪ That's my Barbie ♪
♪ 快来 我们还有重要事情做 ♪ ♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪
♪ 是她 还有她 还有我与你 ♪ ♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪
♪ 粉色 万物皆可衬 ♪ ♪ And pink goes with everything ♪
♪ 从头到脚都美美哒 ♪ ♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪
♪ 我已准备好出发 你懂你懂 ♪ ♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪
♪ - 粉色诶 - 超赞粉 ♪ ♪ - It's pink - Pretty pink ♪
♪ 秀色可饮 ♪ ♪ Good enough to drink ♪
♪ 我们虽爱其他颜色 但是 ♪ ♪ We like other colors but ♪
♪ 粉色跟我们太衬啦 ♪ ♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪
♪ P 代表美丽 ♪ ♪ P, pretty ♪
♪ I 代表智慧 ♪ ♪ I, intelligent ♪
♪ N 是永不悲伤 ♪ ♪ N, never sad ♪
♪ K 是太酷啦 ♪ ♪ K, cool ♪
在你玩芭比的时候 When you're playing with Barbies...
没有人会循规蹈矩的走下楼梯 ...nobody bothers to walk them down the stairs
或者走出房门等等 and out the door, et cetera.
大家都是直接拿起来 You just pick them up
直接放在你想让她们去的地方 and put them where you want them to go.
♪ 飞上天吧 好姐妹 ♪ ♪ You'd better fly Girl, yeah, yeah ♪
发动自己的想象力 You use your imagination.
♪ 嘿 我还在唱呢 ♪ ♪ Hey, I was still singin' ♪
- 嗨，芭比 - 嗨，队长芭比 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Skipper.
一九六四年发行款
- 嗨，芭比 - 嗨，蜜姬 - Hi, Barbie. - And Midge.
设定是芭比的好友 艾伦的老婆 曾发售过怀孕版本 胎儿可以直接从肚子里弹出
蜜姬是芭比的孕妇好友 Midge was Barbie's pregnant friend
讲真咱还是别拍蜜姬了 Let's not show Midge, actually.
美泰已经停产她了 She was discontinued by Mattel
因为怀孕的娃娃真有点吓人了 because a pregnant doll is just too weird.
无所谓啦，芭比的大好日子还在等她呢 Anyway, Barbie has another big day ahead of her.
嗨，芭比！ Hi, Barbie!
- 嗨，芭比 - 早上好呀，芭比，嗨 - Hi, Barbie. - Morning, Barbie. Hi.
- 早上好 - 早上好 - Good morning. - Good morning.
- 又是个好日子 - 早上好哦，芭比 - Another great day. - Good morning, Barbie.
嗨 Hi.
- 嘿姐妹们 - 早上好呀！ - Hey, ladies. Hi. - Good morning!
大家听好，转身看向身边的芭比 Everybody, turn to the Barbie next to you.
告诉她你有多爱她 Tell her how much you love her.
赞美她 Compliment her.
记者芭比，你可以问我任何问题 Reporter Barbie, you can ask me any question you want.
你咋能这么优秀呢？ How come you're so amazing?
姐无可奉告 No comment.
没开玩笑哈，姐无可奉告 No, seriously, no comment.
哎呀，好爱你们 Ah, I love you guys.
诺贝尔新闻奖的得主是…芭比 The Nobel Prize for Journalism goes to... Barbie.
姐真的很努力，这是姐应得的 I work very hard, so I deserve it.
诺贝尔文学奖的得主是…芭比 And the Nobel Prize for Literature goes to... Barbie.
- 你就是新时代的代言人 - 我知道 - You're the voice of a generation. - I know.
根据我们的评估，金钱不等同发表言论 In our assessment, money is not speech,
而且公司主体非自然人，没有言论自由的权利 and corporations have no free speech rights to begin with.
所以他们声称行使某种权利 So any claim on their part to be exercising a right
只是他们想把民主制度转变为财阀政治的尝试 is just their attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy.
这让我很情绪化，我正在表达情绪 This makes me emotional, and I'm expressing it.
同时保持逻辑与情感 I have no difficulty holding both logic
对姐来说小事一桩 and feeling at the same time.
这也不会削弱我的力量 And it does not diminish my powers.
只会让我更强 It expands them.
嗨，芭比 Hi, Barbie.
有什么是芭比做不到的呢？ What can't Barbie do?
嗨，芭比 Hi, Barbie.
耶，太空人！ Yay, space!
妈呀 Gosh.
编剧 格蕾塔·葛韦格 诺亚·鲍姆巴赫
芭比每天都过得很开心 Barbie has a great day every day,
但只有芭比注视到自己，这才是肯的好日子 but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.
导演 格蕾塔·葛韦格
嗨，芭比！ Hi, Barbie!
嗨，肯 Hi, Ken.
- 嗨，芭比 - 嗨，芭比！ - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie!
嗨，芭比 Hi, Barbie.
- 嗨，肯 - 嗨，肯 - Hi, Ken. - Hi, Ken.
- 嗨，肯 - 我给咱俩买了冰淇淋 - Hi, Ken. - I got us both ice creams.
- 太棒啦 - 嗨，芭比 - Cool. - Hi, Barbie.
- 嗨，芭比 - 嗨，芭比！ - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie!
嗨，芭比 Hi, Barbie.
- 嗨，芭比 - 嗨，肯 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Ken.
- 嗨，芭比 - 嗨，芭比！ - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie!
嗨，芭比 Hi, Barbies.
- 拜，芭比 - 拜，芭比 - Bye, Barbies. - Bye, Barbie.
嗨，芭比 Hi, Barbie.
嗷，嗨，艾伦 Oh, hi, Allan.
这里可没有成堆的艾伦，他是唯一一位 There are no multiples of Allan. He's just Allan.
啊确实，我…我也挺纳闷的 Yeah, I'm, I... confused about that.
嗨，芭比，看好我啦 Hey, Barbie. Check me out.
肯！ Ken!
- 我的妈呀 - 不要啊！ - Ooh! - No!
啊，大事不妙！ Oh, no!
- 我的妈啊 - 不好了！ - Oh, my God! - Oh, no!
肯定超疼 That's gotta hurt.
- 肯 - 你好啊，芭比 - Ken. - Oh, hey, Barbie.
- 嗨 - 刚才的事你看到多少？ - Hi. - How much of that did you see?
我们全都看到啦 We saw the whole thing.
让我扶你起来，肯，没事的 Let's get you up on your feet, Ken. There you go.
- 你们好强壮啊 - 用腿发力，你很棒哦 - You guys are so strong. - Use your legs. There he is.
- 你还好嘛 - 嗯呢，完全没事 - You okay? - Yep. Totally.
你还是这么弱鸡啊，小卡拉米肯 Looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you, Ken.
要不是我伤得很重 If I wasn't severely injured,
“beat off：打退[进攻]；打退[敌人]”，俚语还有手冲的意思 我把你头打肚子里，肯 I would beach you off right now, Ken.
哥天天都能打趴你 I'll beach off with you any day, Ken.
帮我拿下冰淇淋，肯 Hold my ice cream, Ken.
行啊，肯，找事是吧 All right, Ken, you're on.
咱们干一场吧 Let's beach off.
谁要想干他 Anyone who wants to beach him off
必须先干我 has to beach me off first.
哥直接一次干你们两个 I will beach both of you off at the same time.
你连给自己手冲都不会 But you don't even know how to beach yourself off.
哪来的能耐一次干我们俩？ How you gonna beach both of us off?
- 额，肯们 - 少在这吹牛了 - Uh, Kens? - It doesn't make sense.
- 你激动个锤子啊 - 先给你自己打出来吧！ - Why are you getting emotional? - So you can beach yourself off!
行了，肯们，今天谁也不干谁 Come on, Kens. Nobody's gonna beach anyone off.
可以嘛？ Okay?
咱们走 Let's go.
- 行行行 - 好的 - Okay, okay. - Okay.
- 你很棒啦 - 你还疼嘛？ - You did so well. - You still hurt?
我们会修好你的 We'll get you fixed up.
冲呀冲呀！ Go! Go!
- 芭比，握住我的手 - 没事啦 - Barbie, hold my hand! - You're okay.
别离开我，芭比！ Stay with me, Barbie!
好极了 Great.
胳膊腿都没断，你没事的 Not even broken. You'll be fine.
冲浪可比人们想象的危险多了 Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.
你真的很勇敢，肯 You're very brave, Ken.
- 谢谢你啦，芭比 - 没事的 - Thank you, Barbie. - Yeah.
- 你懂，我压根就不会冲浪 - 嗯呢 - You know surfer is not even my job. - I know.
而且肯也不是救生员，这是一个常见的误解 And it is not lifeguard, which is a common misconception.
- 司空见惯 - 因为我的职责… - Very common. - Because actually my job...
- …就是海滩[做婊] - 确实 - ...it's just beach. - Right.
你在海滩上真的英姿飒爽[你是真的婊] And what a good job you do at beach.
你很快就会痊愈的 You should heal up in no time.
事实上在我刚说完上一句话的时候 Actually, in the time that it took for me to say that sentence,
你已经痊愈了 you healed.
- 太好啦 - 赞 - Fantastic. - Nice.
- 嘿芭比 - 咋啦？ - Hey, Barbie. - Yeah?
我今晚能去你家吗？ Can I come to your house tonight?
- 当然好啦，我又没什么大事做 - 太好了 - Sure. I don't have anything big planned. - Yes.
也就是要跟所有芭比开一场巨型狂欢派对 Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies
搞一下编舞，还有芭比定制主题曲 and planned choreography and a bespoke song.
你当然要来啦 You should stop by.
- 太酷啦 - 那当然 - So cool. - Yeah.
- 好呢，再见啦 - 嗯呢，拜拜 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. Bye. Goodbye.
♪ 你可以在星光闪烁下 寻得我的身影 ♪ ♪ Baby, you can find me under the lights ♪
♪ 我的眼中闪耀着钻石一样的光芒 ♪ ♪ Diamonds under my eyes ♪
♪ 即刻奏响旋律 ♪ ♪ Turn the rhythm up ♪
♪ 难道你就不想 与我踏上这段旅程 ♪ ♪ Don't you wanna just come along for the ride? ♪
♪ 贴身造型美如画 ♪ ♪ Ooh, my outfit so tight ♪
♪ 你可以听到深夜我火热的心跳 ♪ ♪ You can see my heartbeat tonight ♪
♪ 我能拿捏全场 宝贝相信我 ♪ ♪ I can take the heat Baby, best believe ♪
♪ 该姐发光发热啦 ♪ ♪ That's the moment I shine ♪
♪ 每段爱情 跌宕起伏 ♪ ♪ 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends ♪
♪ 都去他妈的 ♪ ♪ Don't give a damn ♪
♪ 深夜来临 姐不哭泣 ♪ ♪ When the night's here I don't do tears ♪
♪ 宝贝 你根本不要想 ♪ ♪ Baby, no chance ♪
♪ 我会肆意摇摆 我要舞动全场 我会一舞成名 ♪ ♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪
♪ 看我 热舞 ♪ ♪ Watch me dance ♪
♪ 驱散夜的黑 ♪ ♪ Dance the night away ♪
♪ 即使心中如火焚 ♪ ♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪
♪ 但只藏心底 ♪ ♪ But you won't see it on my face ♪
♪ 看我 热舞 ♪ ♪ Watch me dance ♪
♪ 一舞到天明 ♪ ♪ Dance the night away ♪
♪ 我会让这派对完美进行 ♪ ♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪
♪ 直至完美落幕 ♪ ♪ Not one hair out of place ♪
♪ 最近姐情绪近乎崩溃 ♪ ♪ Lately, I've been movin' close to the edge ♪
♪ 但外表看来依旧完美 ♪ ♪ Still be lookin' my best ♪
♪ 姐稳步前行 可以给你当靠山 ♪ ♪ I stay on the beat, you can count on me ♪
♪ 不会乱了分寸 ♪ ♪ I ain't missin' no steps ♪
♪ 每段爱情 曲折离奇 ♪ ♪ 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends ♪
♪ 全都去他妈 ♪ ♪ Don't give a damn ♪
- 嗨芭比 - 嗨肯 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Ken.
♪ 我会肆意摇摆 我要舞动全场 我会一舞成名 ♪ ♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪
♪ 看我 ♪ ♪ Watch me ♪
- 很漂亮哦，芭比 - 谢谢肯 - Looking good, Barbie. - Thanks, Ken.
♪ 热舞到天明 ♪ ♪ Dance the night away ♪
♪ 即使心中如火焚 ♪ ♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪
♪ 但只藏心底 ♪ ♪ But you won't see it on my face ♪
♪ 看我 热舞 ♪ ♪ Watch me dance ♪
♪ 一舞到天明 ♪ ♪ Dance the night away ♪
♪ 我会让这派对完美进行 ♪ ♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪
♪ 直至完美落幕 ♪ ♪ Not one hair out of place ♪
- 你好呀，肯 - 嗨！ - Oh, hi, Ken. - Hi!
- 太开心啦啊啊 - 嗨芭比 - Yes, yes, yes! - Hi, Barbie.
- 嗨芭比 - 芭比们！ - Hi, Barbie. - Barbies!
怎么样啊？肯 What's up, Ken?
♪ 我从不打安全牌 ♪ ♪ I don't play safe ♪
♪ 你难道不了解我吗 ♪ ♪ Don't you know about me? ♪
♪ 我会肆意摇摆 我要舞动全场 我会一舞成名 ♪ ♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪
嘿芭比，看我露一手 Hey, Barbie. Check me out.
你绝对做不了这种后空翻，蠢蛋肯！ Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken!
搞什么？ What?
真是一场狂欢啊，芭比 This is a real rager, Barbie.
谢谢芭比，天哪，今晚真的太完美了 Thanks, Barbie. Gosh, this night is just perfect.
简直不能更美 It's perfectly perfect.
而且你太漂亮啦，芭比 And you look so beautiful, Barbie.
谢谢芭比，我自己也觉得 Thanks, Barbie. I feel so beautiful.
- 我也是 - 简直是最棒的一天 - So do I. - This is the best day ever.
这确实是最棒的一天 It is the best day ever.
昨天也是，明天也会是 And so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow,
每天都是幸福的一天 and so is the day after tomorrow and even Wednesdays
永永远远都是最棒的一天 and every day from now until forever.
太棒啦，芭比！ Yeah, Barbie!
大家有思考过死亡吗？ You guys ever think about dying?
我说这个干嘛 I don't know why I just said that.
不让我跳舞，我会死啦 I'm just dying to dance.
♪ 我从不打安全牌 ♪ ♪ I don't play safe ♪
♪ 你难道不了解我吗 ♪ ♪ Don't you know about me? ♪
♪ 我会肆意摇摆 我要舞动全场 我会一舞成名 ♪ ♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪
♪ 舞动一整夜 ♪ ♪ Dance the night ♪
你可以走啦 You can go now.
我以为今晚可以留下来呢 I thought I might stay over tonight.
为什么？ Why?
因为我们是男女朋友呀 Because we're girlfriend boyfriend.
留下来干嘛？ To do what?
我其实也不怎么知道 I'm actually not sure.
- 但是我不想让你在这 - 好呢 - Oh, but I don't want you here. - Mmm-hmm.
是因为肯吗？ Is it Ken?
我们只是好朋友 Ken's just a really good friend.
而且这里是我的梦幻豪宅，是芭比的梦幻豪宅 And this is my Dreamhouse. It's Barbie's Dreamhouse.
不是肯的梦幻豪宅，是吧？ It's not Ken's Dreamhouse. Right?
确实无法反驳 Right as always.
对嘛，而且今晚是女孩之夜 Okay. And it's girls' night.
快来，芭比，睡衣派对开始啦！ Come on, Barbie! Slumber party!
快点啦，总统在这呢 Hurry up. The President's here.
就是我啦，别太激动啦 I am. You're welcome.
- 每晚都是女孩之夜呢 - 确实，每晚都是，直到永远 - Every night is girls' night. - Mmm-hmm. Every night. Forever.
- 每晚都是哦 - 直到永远都是 - Every night. - Forever and ever.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
我参加不了女孩夜，要走了 I can't. I gotta go.
晚安哦芭比，我保证再也不想死了 Good night, Barbies! I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore.
♪ 每当我在自己的粉嫩世界苏醒 ♪ ♪ When I wake up in my own pink world ♪
嗨芭比 Hi, Barbie.
♪ 我从床上起来 向我的姐妹们挥手问好 ♪ ♪ I get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls ♪
♪ 嘿芭比 嘿 ♪ ♪ Hey, Barbie, hey ♪
♪ 怎么这么紧张 ♪ ♪ Why so stressed? ♪
嗨，芭比 Hi, Barbie.
♪ 是因为忍不住思考死亡嘛 ♪ ♪ Could it be those irrepressible thoughts of death ♪
嗨，芭比 Hi, Barbie.
♪ 快来啦 我们还有重要事情做 ♪ ♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪
♪ 妈呀 ♪ ♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ 是她 还有她 还有我与你 ♪ ♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪
♪ 粉色 万物皆可衬 ♪ ♪ And pink goes with everything ♪
♪ 天啦 好冻啊 ♪ ♪ Oh, that's cold ♪
♪ 从头到脚都美美哒 ♪ ♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪
♪ 我已准备好出发 你懂你懂 ♪ ♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪
♪ 粉色赛高 会没事的 ♪ ♪ It's pink It's gonna be all right ♪
♪ 秀色可饮 ♪ ♪ Good enough to drink ♪
♪ 我们虽爱其他颜色 但是 ♪ ♪ We like other colors but ♪
♪ 粉色实在太赞啦 ♪ ♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪
♪ P 代表着恐慌 ♪ ♪ P, panic ♪
♪ I 我真的要吓死啦 ♪ ♪ I, I'm scared ♪
♪ N 恶心死了 ♪ ♪ N, nauseous ♪
♪ K 代表着死亡 ♪ ♪ K, death ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪ ♪ That's my Barbie ♪
♪ 冲呀 芭比 冲呀 芭比 ♪ ♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪ ♪ That's my Barbie ♪
救命啊！ Ahh!
妈呀，姐妹你还好不？ Oh. Ooh, girl, you okay?
嗨，芭比 Hi, Barbie.
我没事啦，完全没问题哦 I'm fine. A-okay.
- 你可以的，芭比 - 冲鸭，芭比！ - You got it, Barbie. - Let's go, Barbie!
啦啦队不错啊，肯们 Great cheer, Kens.
击掌点赞！ High five!
嘿，芭比 Hey, Barbie.
- 快来，芭比，咱们下水去玩吧 - 好呢 - Come on, Barbie. Let's run towards the water. - Okay.
咋回事？我的脚！ Oh! My feet!
大事不好 Oh, no.
可以啊，太棒了！ Yes! So good!
嘿，芭比 Hey, Barbie.
- 嗨 - 你好嘛？ - Hi. - Are you okay?
- 嘿芭比 - 没事的芭比，我就是摔倒了 - Hey, Barbie. - Yeah, Barbie. I just fell.
- 摔倒吗？ - 我感觉好尴尬 - Fell? - I'm so embarrassed.
- 芭比才不会尴尬呢 - 我知道 - Barbie doesn't get embarrassed. - I know.
芭比，这件事我都不知道怎么开口 Barbie, I don't even have context for this,
但是我的脚 but my feet...
我的脚后跟着地了 my heels are on the ground.
我不用脚尖走路了 I'm no longer on tiptoes.
没事的，让我看看 That's okay. Let me see.
平脚掌！ Flat feet!
立马停止，肯 Stop it, Ken.
不好意思，不好意思 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我知道自己是经典款芭比 I know I'm Stereotypical Barbie
理应不该对近期发生的事 and therefore don't form conjectures
其中的因果关系做出猜测 concerning the causality of adjacent unfolding events,
但这应该跟最近发生的怪事有关 but some things have been happening that might be related.
今早的臭口气，冷水澡 Bad breath this morning, a cold shower,
烤糊的华夫饼还从楼顶摔下来了 burnt waffle, and falling off my roof.
你出问题了 You're malfunctioning.
什么？没有啊，我就是… What? No, I'm just, I'm...
- 真的吗？ - 我也没碰到过这种问题 - Am I? - I've never seen this kind of malfunction before.
芭比一般只有头发问题 It's usually just hair-related.
你要去找一趟怪人芭比 You know, you're gonna have to visit Weird Barbie.
我从来都没找过怪人芭比 I have never had to visit Weird Barbie.
那是因为你从来没出过问题呀 That's because you've never malfunctioned.
我听说她之前是最漂亮的芭比 I heard that she used to be the most beautiful Barbie of all,
但现实生活里被人狠狠蹂躏 but then someone played with her too hard in the Real World.
现在她致力让其他芭比变得更完美 And now she's fated to an eternity of making other Barbies perfect
但是自己却年久失修 while falling more and more into disrepair herself.
所以大家都叫她怪人芭比 That, and we all call her Weird Barbie
背后这样叫，当面也这样喊 both behind her back and also to her face.
她真太怪了 She's so weird.
她干嘛一直要劈叉？ Why is she always in the splits?
要是我的脚是平的，我绝对不穿高跟鞋 I would never wear heels if my feet were shaped this way.
有人嘛？ Hello?
汪汪 Woof.
狗叫一下 Bark.
汪汪 Woof.
狗叫一下 Bark.
嘿 Hey.
什么事呀？小美女 What's cookin', good-lookin'?
- 嗨 - 欢迎 - Hi. - Welcome.
欢迎来到我的怪奇屋 Welcome to my Weirdhouse.
- 嗨，你好嘛 - 很高兴见到你 - Hi, how are ya? - Nice to meet you.
抱歉狗屎还没扫，我有什么能帮你的？ Sorry about the dog crap. What can I do ya for?
我要找你看看我的脚 I just had to come see you about my feet.
它们，额 They're, um...
- 着地了 - 是的 - Flat. - Yeah.
没见过这种情况诶 Never seen that before.
- 真的嘛 - 当然 - Really? - Whoa.
好的，那…那你知道怎么修好吗？ Okay. Well, can you, you know, fix them?
你是经典款芭比，是吧？ You're Stereotypical Barbie, right?
嗯呢 Mmm-hmm.
你的那个肯，可真是小帅哥一枚啊 That Ken of yours, he is one nice-looking little protein pot.
应该是吧 I guess.
真想看看他牛仔裤底下的罗马大帝 I'd like to see what kind of nude blob he's packing under those jeans.
- 别管了，这是因何而起呢？ - 噢，就很平常 - Anyway, what preceded this? - Oh, nothing.
一场超好玩的沙滩排球 A really fun game of volleyball.
- 就这吗？ - 关于死亡的思考 - That's it? - Thoughts of death.
什么东西？ What is it?
难道是突然关于死亡的思考吗？ Maybe some thoughts of death?
死亡的思考！ Thoughts of death!
- 这是什么大事嘛 - 天啦 - Is that a problem? - Oh.
- 怎么了 - 我听说过这个 - What? - I've heard of this.
当然了，我觉得这是不可能的，但真实发生了 Of course, I didn't think it was possible, but it's real.
你做到了，你打开了一个传送门 Oh, you've done it. You've opened a portal.
我才没有呢 I didn't open a portal.
有人开过哦，现在呢，这是连续体的一个裂纹 Someone did. And now, there is a rip in the continuum
那便是芭比乐园跟现实世界的隔膜 that is the membrane between Barbie Land and the Real World,
如果你想再变成完美的经典款芭比 and if you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie perfect again,
那小宝贝，你要自己去修复它 then, baby girl, you gotta go fix it.
不然就保持现状，看看你的大腿 Or you're gonna keep going funny. Look at your upper thigh.
是指在脂肪细胞周围多余水分，因老化废物代谢不良，而在表皮上形成凹凸不平的波纹 - 这是什么？ - 那是橘皮组织 - What is that? - That's cellulite.
- 到时候你全身都是这玩意儿 - 什么？ - That's gonna spread everywhere. - What?
然后你会很难过，多愁善感，整个人还会很混乱 And then you're gonna start getting sad and mushy and complicated.
不可以！ No!
我到底要怎么做？ What do I have to do?
你必须要去一趟… You have to go
- 现实世界 - 好的 - to the Real World. - Okay.
你要找到跟你玩的小女孩 And you have to find the girl who's playing with you.
跟我玩？ Playing with me?
我们都在被人玩啊，宝宝 We're all being played with, babe.
但一般你们都是分开的，谢谢你 But usually there's some kind of separation. Thanks.
小姑娘跟小娃娃，此生不会相遇 There's the girl and the doll. And never the twain shall cross.
- 现在能相见了吗？ - 是的 - The twain is crossing? - Yes.
跟你一块玩的那个女孩，一定很伤心 And the girl who's playing with you, she must be sad,
她的思绪、感受与人性 and her thoughts and feelings and humanness
影响到了你娃娃的思绪 are interfering with your dollness.
她为什么会难过呢？ Why would she be sad?
我们修复好一切 We fixed everything
现实世界的女性应该都是开心强大的啊 so that all women in the Real World can be happy and powerful.
我也不知道，但你非要问我 I don't know, but if you ask me,
- 这事也跟你有关 - 我吗？ - you had something to do with this, too. - Me?
- 打开传送门需要两个人 - 不可能 - Takes two to rip a portal. - I can't have.
我唯一的愿望就是一切循规蹈矩 I've only ever wanted for everything to stay exactly as it is.
尽管如此 Well, be that as it may,
你们两个的关系越来越密不可分了 the two of you are becoming inextricably intertwined.
帮她也是帮你自己 And you gotta help her to help yourself.
所以应该…妈呀！ So, should... Whoo!
所以接下来要干嘛？ So, what'll it be then?
你可以回到常规生活 You can go back to your regular life
忘记发生的一切 and forget any of this ever happened,
或者知道宇宙的真相 or you can know the truth about the universe.
选择权在你 The choice is now yours.
选第一个，高跟鞋 The first one. The high heel.
不是这样玩的，再来一次 No. We'll do a re-do.
你要选知道真相 You're supposed to want to know.
才不要 I don't.
宝贝，你听着 Mmm. Babe, listen.
你必须想知道，再选一次 You have to want to know, okay? Do it again.
我又不是探险员芭比，我就是个经典款芭比 I'm not Adventure Barbie. I'm Stereotypical Barbie.
我就是大家脑海中经典的芭比形象 I'm like the Barbie you think of when someone says, "Think of a Barbie."
这才是我 That's me.
我好失望！你很无望！一切都很没希望 I'm bummed. You're a bummer. That's a bummer.
好了，我要开始忘记一切了 Okay, I'm ready to forget now.
不要，你要选这个！ No! You're doing this one!
我就是给你个选择，让你有点参与感 I just gave you a choice so you could feel some sense of control.
- 所以根本没有选项一吗？ - 没有！ - So there is no option one? - No!
你必须要亲自修复裂痕 You have to fix the rip yourself.
美泰：全球最大的玩具公司，芭比娃娃设计、生产厂商 别怪我，怪美泰去，它们定的规矩 Don't blame me, blame Mattel. They make the rules.
啊啊，但我不想啊 Oh, I don't want to.
行，那就长橘皮吧，我无所谓 Fine, get cellulite. I don't care.
不不不不，行吧我去 No! No, no, no. No. Okay. Yeah.
送我过传送门吧 Send me through the portal.
好吧，其实没有什么传送门啦 Okay. There's actually no portal.
- 嗷 - 就是一个比喻而已 - Oh. - It's a figure of speech.
其实就是先跑车，再游艇 It's actually a sports car to a speedboat,
再到飞船，再骑双人自行车 to a rocket ship, to a tandem bike,
然后篷车，好玩，再来摩托雪橇 to a camper van, fun, to a snowmobile, brr,
这会带你去到洛杉矶附近 which will take you most of the way to the state of Los Angeles,
然后你们要穿荧光色衣服，还有旱冰鞋 where you will don neon and Rollerblades,
直接去到加利福尼亚 and enter the country of California.
有点奇怪，我懂，你最好不要想太多 Weird, I know. Best if you don't think about it too much.
那我到地方了，怎么找到这个女孩呢？ And then when I get there, how do I find this girl?
你会知道的 You will know.
好呢，那我要怎么回来？ Okay. And how do I get back?
跟出去的路一样，但是要反着来 The same way you came, but in reverse.
意思是我要向前走，但是流程倒过来，不然就… Like I should move forward but do the order backward or go...
- 别再想了 - 嗷，好呢 - Don't overthink it. - Oh. Okay.
如你所见，如果你找不到她，修复一切 For you see, if you do not find her and fix things,
丑陋的事物会更丑 what's ugly will become uglier,
奇怪的事情会更怪 and what's weird will become weirder.
到时候你会跟我一个样 And then you'll look like me.
妈呀吓死啦 Ahh! Oh.
不好意思 Sorry.
我理解，这是我自找的 I understand. I set myself up for that.
- 不管怎样，我相信你 - 谢谢你 - Anyway, I believe in you. - Thank you.
出发吧，小心点 Go. Be careful.
我爱你 I love you.
- 再见 - 再见啦 - Bye. - Bye.
现实之旅，一路顺风 Bon voyage to reality,
修复隔膜之路，一路畅通 and good luck restoring the membrane
把我们的世界跟现实分隔开 that separates our world from theirs
你就不长橘皮了！ so you don't get cellulite!
- 我猜她不会带你去 - 你也太垃了，肯 - I guess she's going without you. - You're so lost, Ken.
她问过我好嘛 She literally asked me.
是我自己说“我还是待在这吧” And I was like, "I prefer to stay here."
为什么？你害怕了吗？ Why? Are you scared?
- 没有 - 我打赌，你绝对是害怕了 - No. - I bet you're scared.
我还打赌，她绝对不想让你去 And I bet she doesn't even want you to go.
这两件事你都大错特错 Well, you bet both those things incorrectly,
我跟你反着赌 and I bet in the opposite direction.
- 真假 - 当然真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
那你知道路吗？ Which way is that?
你压根不知道 You don't even know.
我一点都不想走啦，真的努力寻找不走的理由 I just don't want to leave. I'm trying to find reasons not to leave.
留下吧 Please stay.
我会很想大家的 I'm gonna miss you guys so much.
我好希望有人能陪我去啊，但是你不能 I just wish someone could come with me, but you can't.
我得一个人去了 I should do this alone.
- 我在想什么鸟 - 鹦鹉 - What bird am I thinking of? - Parrot.
海豚，哎呀不是啦，是鸟 Dolphin. I mean, no, a bird.
鹈鹕 Pelican.
- 赔钱货 - 大哥你… - Ohh. - Man.
我们会想你的，芭比 We'll miss you, Barbie.
我会马上回来的，到时候脚就好了 I'll be back in no time, with perfect feet,
咱们也会忘记这一切 and we'll forget that this ever happened.
你会看到我们为世界和平做的贡献 And you'll get to see all the good work we've done to fix the world.
你就是它他们的英雄 You'll be such a hero to them.
所有伟大又强大的女性 All those grateful, powerful women
都会把美好生活，归功于芭比 who owe their wonderful lives to Barbie.
我保证所有女性，都会说谢谢你 I'll bet every woman will say thank you
然后大大的抱你一下 and give you a really big hug.
对啊，你说得对，我要走啦 Yes, you're right. Here I go.
再见啦 Bye.
- 再见芭比 - 拜 - Bye, Barbie. - Bye.
再见芭比，现实生活行大运哦 Bye, Barbie. Good luck in reality.
注意橘皮组织哦！ Watch for cellulite!
你在这弄啥嘞？ What are you doing here?
我跟你一起去 I'm coming with you.
- 别，求你出去吧 - 我不能 - No. Please get out. - I can't.
我跟肯打了两个赌 I made a double bet with Ken,
你不能在肯面前折我的威风 and you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken.
肯根本就不威风！ Ken's not cool!
在我心里很威风 He is to me.
你只会拖慢我的进程 You're just gonna slow me down.
芭比，那要是个海滩怎么办？ Barbie, what if there's beach?
你要带个海滩专业人士啊 You'll need someone who's a professional in that.
你带旱冰鞋了吗？ Did you bring your Rollerblades?
我去哪都带它们啦 I literally go nowhere without them.
- 求你啦 - 好的呢 - Please? - Okay.
一起出发吧 Let's do this.
- 我能坐前面吗？ - 别想 - Can I sit in the front? - No.
现实世界是这样的
芭比还有肯，动身启程 And so Barbie and Ken set off
这场奔赴现实世界的冒险 on their adventure to the Real World.
嗨！ Hi!
- 芭比 - 哇哦 - Barbie... - Wow.
太好啦！ Yes!
哇哦，这就是现实世界吗？ Wow. This is the Real World.
芭比，我都说了会有海滩 Barbie, I told you there'd be beach.
是呢 Yeah.
咋回事啊？ What's going on?
给哥们笑一个，金发美妞 Give us a smile, blondie.
这些男的一直看我干嘛？ Why are these men looking at me?
是啊，他们也一直盯着我 Yeah, they're also staring at me.
衣服好看哦！ Ooh, love that!
我有点膈应的慌，就… I feel kind of ill at ease. Like...
我不知道要怎么说，但就是… I don't know the word for it, but I'm...
高弹好性感 Nice leotard.
能感觉到好像大家都在看自己 ...conscious, but it's myself that I'm conscious of.
我完全不这样觉得 I'm not getting any of that.
我觉得这是他们尊重的表现 I feel what could only be described as admired.
- 卧槽，辣妹 - 不是视奸 - Damn, girl! - But not ogled.
你好性感 You're hot.
而且不带任何侵犯意味 And there's no undertone of violence.
但看我的眼神毫无尊重，全是侵犯 Mine very much has an undertone of violence.
看啊，建筑工地 Oh, look, a construction site.
我们需要正向女性能量 We need that good feminine energy.
- 是呢 - 姐妹们，呦吼 - Yeah. - Ladies! Yoo-hoo.
芭比屁股很大，是“shake：奶昔”，此处的“fries：炸薯条”暗指男性生殖器，这句话是性骚扰 想来干一炮吗？ You got fries with that shake?
我要夸你身材好，你会用它满足我吗？ If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
我死了之后会上天堂吗？ Have I died and gone to heaven?
你兜里是有个镜子吗？ Is that a mirror in your pocket?
- 宝贝，你就是天使 - 想把脸埋在你内裤里 - Baby, you are an angel. - I can see myself in your shorts.
你们讲的鬼话，姐一个字都听不懂 I don't know exactly what you meant with all of those little quips,
但我听出了一些隐晦的意思 but I'm picking up on some sort of entendre,
听起来是双关语 which appears to be double,
但姐要提醒你们一下 and I would just like to inform you,
姐没长逼 I do not have a vagina.
他也没长鸡巴 And he does not have a penis.
我们都没生殖器 We don't have genitals.
- 没事啊 - 是的 - That's okay. - Yeah.
- 确实，这有啥的 - 酷得很 - Yeah, whatever. Yeah. - It's cool.
我逼鸡双修 I have all the genitals.
天哪，午餐时间的建筑工地 Geez, you would think a construction site at lunch time
应该是很有女性能量啊 would be the perfect place for a little woman power,
但这个地方…都是男人 but this one was so... male.
这里的一切好像都反转了 Everything is almost like... reversed here.
看啊！ Oh, look!
环球小姐选拔广告
最高法院 The Supreme Court.
- 她们好睿智 - 是啊 - They're so smart. - Yeah.
- 冲啊哥们 - 下手吧，兄弟！ - Yeah, bruh! - Do it, bro!
我喜欢紧身衣 I love me a leotard.
我喜欢你的护肘 I love the elbow pads.
我觉得咱们要换件衣服穿 I think we should get some different clothes.
我们好美呀 We look great.
- 我喜欢流苏 - 我喜欢牛仔裤 - I love fringe. - I love denim.
嘿，哥们 Hey, man.
你俩买衣服得付钱 You guys gotta pay for that stuff.
衣服更多、更性感了 She looks even better in more clothes.
因为更能意淫了 Because you can imagine more.
那你就留着穿吧 You know what? Keep 'em.
怪人芭比说，我知道要怎么找到这个女孩 Weird Barbie said I would know how to find this girl,
但我毫无头绪 but I have no idea.
聪明芭比会怎么做？ What would a smart Barbie do?
我要放空思绪，这样就可以思考 I just need to clear my mind so I can think.
到底谁在跟我玩？ Who is playing with me?
我好烦别人思考啊，我好无聊 I hate it when people think. I get so bored.
我越快想出来，咱们回家就越快 Faster I figure it out, the faster we get to go home.
- 那要我干嘛啊 - 肯！ - What am I supposed to do? - Ken!
- 散散步干嘛的 - 我自己吗？ - Go for a walk or something. - By myself?
- 对啊 - 真假，去哪？ - Yes. - Really? Where?
想去哪就去哪 Anywhere.
- 我能去这里吗？ - 当然能，可以 - Can I go that way? - Yes. Okay.
- 别走远 - 知道了！ - Don't go far. - Okay!
打扰一下，先生 Excuse me, sir.
谢了哥们 Thanks, man.
怎么样啊？哥们儿 What's up, man?
- 咱们得爷们点儿 - 练得好棒啊，哥们 - We've got to man up on this one. - Great workout, man.
男人！男人！男人 Men, men, men.
- 你是纯爷们 - 爷们要战斗！ - You're the man! - No, you're the man!
男人！男人！男人 Men, men, men!
根据投资回报率，我们利润已超出预期 Based on the ROI, we are exceeding expectations.
- 很棒，所以我压根就不担心 - 打扰下… - Good stuff. So I'm not worried about it. - Excuse me...
现在没空，玛格丽特，咱们握个手吧 Not now, Margaret. Let's shake on this.
- 咱们能赚很多钱的 - 没咱俩真不行 - We are gonna make a lot of money. - We are officially important.
太好了！ Yes!
感觉好… That felt...
扎心，但还不错 ...achy, but good.
我只是想让事情变好 I'm actually trying to make this work.
然后呢？说我是神经病吗？ How? By calling me a lunatic?
你这说的是人话吗？ That's not how you make things work.
我完全不知道怎么回事… I don't know what this is all...
你好漂亮 You're so beautiful.
还用你说 I know it.
芭比！芭比 Barbie! Barbie!
太好啦！ Yes!
我知道了！ I've got it!
你知道什么啦？ Oh, what do you got?
- 你先说 - 不不，你先说 - You go first. - No, no, you go.
- 那咱们一块说 - 好啊 - We'll go at the same time. - Okay.
- 她在学校里 - 男人统治世界！ - She's at school. - Men rule the world!
- 什么东西 - 那个小孩在学校吗？ - What was that? - The kid's at the school?
你讲什么东西啊？ But what did you say?
- 没啥啦 - 好吧 - Nothing. - Okay.
- 那咱们去学校吧 - 好的！ - Well, let's go to the school. - Okay!
走！出发 Now, come on.
- 你好 - 我是FBI的丹 - Hello. - This is Dan of the FBI.
嗷，我是美泰的艾伦 Oh. This is Aaron at Mattel.
我才不他妈在乎你是谁，艾伦 I don't give a flying squirrel who you are, Aaron.
- 你是干嘛的？实习生吗？ - 不，我是… - What are you, like an intern? - No, I'm...
你们两个娃娃跑出来了 Two of your dolls have gotten loose.
不可能 Impossible.
- 你怎么知道的？ - 别跟我犟嘴，艾伦 - How do you know? - Don't sass me, Aaron.
就是那对金发情侣，芭比还有肯 Couple of blondes, answering to Barbie and Ken.
在圣莫尼卡滑旱冰 Rollerblading in Santa Monica.
我们需要美泰帮我们处理这件事 We're gonna need Mattel's help landing the eagle.
别掉链子啊，艾伦！ Don't crap the bed, Aaron!
不会的 I won't.
出事了！出大事了 This is bad. This is really bad.
- 咋的了 - 这事有过先例 - What? This happened before.
咋回事？啥时候？ What? When?
Skipper：芭比的妹妹，于一九六四年出生 我听说十年前，一个女人叫“Skipper” I heard about ten years ago, a woman named Skipper
出现在基韦斯特的某户人家 turned up at some family's home in Key West.
还要帮忙带小孩 Asked to babysit the kids.
她居然要带一岁小孩去冲浪 She then tried to take their toddler surfing.
- 妈呀 - 很离谱 - Geez. - I know.
他们了解情况后，封杀了消息 They were able to straighten it out, keep it under wraps,
但这很严重 but this is serious.
- 我要去楼上一趟 - 没人去过那里 - I'm going all the way up. - No one goes all the way up.
- 我必须去 - 你可能就回不来了 - I have to. - You may never come back.
我知道 I know.
- 嘿 - 你好呀艾伦 - Hey. - Oh, hi, Aaron.
- 新画作吗？ - 是呢 - New drawings? - Yeah.
我刚开始画这些猎奇画作 I just started drawing these weird designs.
她们好不一样 These are different.
这是无法抑制思考死亡的芭比 It's Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie.
全身都是橘皮组织的芭比 Full Body Cellulite Barbie.
尴尬不自在的芭比 Crippling Shame Barbie.
好了，我有话要对顶头上司说 Okay. Listen, I have to speak to the top brass.
- 不行 - 十万火急 - No. - I must.
- 不行 - 必须要去 - No. - I'm going to.
艾伦，他们在开企业创意讨论会，没人可以进去 Aaron, they're in a big corporate idea sesh. No one is to be admitted.
- 要给小女孩带来力量 - 艾伦，艾伦，别过去！ - ...always be empowering girls. - Aaron! Aaron! Aaron, stop!
这是必须的！ Always!
但我们到底卖的是什么呢？我来告诉你 But what do we really sell? I'll tell you what.
我们卖的是梦想 We sell dreams.
卖的是幻想！ And imagination!
还有灵感火花！ And sparkle!
我很激动，我又有动力了 I get excited. I'm passionate.
在你想到灵感火花，之后你会想到什么？ And when you think of sparkle, what do you think of after that?
指的是女性在社会、文化和个人层面上拥有自主权和权力 能够自主做出决策并影响自己的生活和命运 女性权力 Female agency.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
- 你是谁？ - 艾伦·迪肯斯，先生 - Who are you? - Aaron Dinkins, sir.
我们在聊很重要的事，艾伦·迪肯斯 We're in the middle of a major sit-down here, Aaron Dinkins.
这件事你非听不可啊，先生 I think you're gonna want to hear this, sir.
你不会发邮件吗？“EOD”发给我不行吗？ Can you just e-mail it? And you can send it to me EOD.
“今天结束的时候” End of day.
- 这词可以啊 - 那必须 - That's cool. - Yeah.
我能偷偷跟你说吗？ May I put it in a whisper, sir?
可以，偷偷告诉我吧 Fine. Whisper me.
不要啊！不好了 No. No!
啊啊啊！不要啊 Ahh! Ahh! No.
- 拿来板凳 - 把推车搞过来 - Get the chair! - Take the cart.
他们没事 They're okay.
- 你还好嘛 - 他没事 - You all right? - He's okay.
- 好的 - 他没事 - Okay. - He's okay.
这是Skipper基韦斯特事件的重演 It's a repeat of Skipper in Key West.
恕我直言，没有冒犯，那是Skipper，先生 And with all due respect, that was Skipper, sir.
这是芭比 This is... Barbie.
如果这消息传出去了 If this got out
我们的娃娃从芭比乐园来洛杉矶了 that our dolls were coming to Los Angeles from Barbie Land
而且还是真人大小等身出现的 as life-size versions of themselves...
来地球潇洒走一回 roaming the earth...
简直大坏特坏啊 this would be very bad.
芭比来真实世界了？ Barbie in the Real World?
这是不可能的啊 That's impossible.
这绝对是场紧急事件 We've got a definite situation on our hands.
简直是场灾难！ Catastrophic!
- 我真的受不了一点了 - 什么情况？ - I can't stress that enough! - What?
- 你叫什么来着？ - 艾伦·迪克斯，先生 - What's your name again? - Aaron Dinkins, sir.
- 艾伦·迪克森 - 迪克斯 - Aaron Dickinson? - Dinkins.
行吧艾伦 Yes! Aaron.
芭比乐园是真实存在的 Is Barbie Land like an alternate reality
还是说这是你们幻想出来的… or is it like a place where your imagination...
是真的！ Yes!
好吧 Okay.
把它类比成瑞典的小镇就行，艾伦·迪克斯 Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins.
瑞典 Sweden.
没错 Right.
你多重啊？ How much do you weigh?
无所谓 It doesn't matter.
包装盒来活儿了 Sounds like a job for the box.
在芭比回到包装盒之前，都会都别想休息 No one rests until this doll is back in a box.
看啊，大卫·克洛科特小学 Look, Davy Crockett Junior High School,
跟我在幻象里看到的一模一样 just like I saw in my vision.
一个骑马的男人 A man on a horse.
我突然有一种奇怪的感觉 I've started to get all these weirdo feelings.
我突然开始毫无缘由的害怕 Like, I have fear with no specific object.
- 怎么回事 - 这是焦虑 - What is that? - It's anxiety.
我也这样，我这个岁数，每天都要焦虑死了 I have it too. They're just awful at this age.
我感觉超好 I feel amazing.
因为小孩又不会对他们老爹撒气 That's because kids don't take it out on the dads.
她肯定在这的什么地方 She's gotta be here somewhere.
我要去找她 I need to find her soon.
我要去泡图书馆 I'm just gonna pop into the library
看看有没有什么关于卡车的书 and see if I can find any books on trucks.
好哦，别找事啊 Okay, just don't get in trouble.
我不会的！ I won't!
你干嘛呢？ What are you doing?
那个女孩叫什么呀？ What's that girl's name?
她是萨沙 That's Sasha.
嘿！萨沙 Hey, Sasha!
别跟她说话 Don't talk to her.
萨沙能主动找你说，但你不能主动找她 Sasha can talk to you, but you can never talk to Sasha.
- 她能喷死你 - 没事的 - She'll crush you. - Don't worry.
所有人都喜欢我，都觉得我又辣又美 Everyone really likes me and thinks I'm cool and pretty.
谢谢你哈 Thank you.
姑娘们好呀，萨沙，你好鸭？ Hey, ladies. Sasha, what's up?
你哪位？ Who are you?
我是你们最爱的女人 I'm only your favorite woman of all time.
芭比！ Barbie!
你真觉得自己是芭比吗？ You really think you're Barbie?
- 我就是啊 - 她疯了 - Yeah. - She's crazy.
感觉她刚从精神病院跑出来？ Do you think she escaped from like an insane asylum?
所以你是KTV里那种“公主”吗？ So you're like "Barbie" Barbie? Like a professional bimbo?
不是啊，芭比又不是陪酒的 No. Barbie's not a bimbo.
芭比是医生，是律师，也可以是参议员 Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator
也可以是诺贝尔奖的赢获得者 and a Nobel Prize winner.
所以你拿过诺贝尔奖吗？ You're a Nobel Prize winner?
我没拿过啦，但是芭比拿过 Oh. No, not me, but Barbie is.
你们要不要谢谢我、然后大大的抱抱我呀？ Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug?
因为我是你们最爱的玩具？ For being your favorite toy?
我们五岁都不玩芭比娃娃了 We haven't played with Barbie since we were like five years old.
是的，我讨厌有头发的玩偶 Yeah, I hated dolls with hair.
我只有没啥玩的时候，才会玩芭比 I mean, I'd play with Barbie, but it was, like, the last resort.
我爱芭比 I loved Barbie.
别管她，我们就是很厌恶芭比 Anyways, even then, it was horrible for us.
芭比有这么坏吗？ It was horrible?
为什么？ Why?
- 来吧萨沙 - 教她做人 - Come on, Sasha. - Give it to her.
喷死芭比 Destroy Barbie.
好啊芭比，那你听好了 Okay, Barbie, let's do this.
你的发明，让全体女性自卑不安 You've been making women feel bad about themselves since you were invented.
我觉得你完全想错了 I think you have that the wrong way around.
你代表了我们所有文化糟粕 You represent everything wrong with our culture.
Sexualized capitalism：指的是商业和广告领域中 经常使用性暗示 或性吸引力来推销产品或服务，以吸引顾客的注意力和购买力 unrealistic physical ideals：社会对于体型、外貌和健康标准的期望通常是不切实际或过于苛刻的 性资本化，不正常的形体追求 Sexualized capitalism, unrealistic physical ideals...
不不不，你在描述一些刻板印象 No, no, no. You're describing something stereotypical.
芭比可远不止于此 Barbie is so much more than that.
看看你自己 Look at yourself.
我就是经典款芭比啊 I am technically Stereotypical Barbie.
你让女性解放运动倒退五十年 You set the feminist movement back 50 years.
你摧毁了女孩与生俱来的价值观 You destroy girls' innate sense of worth
疯狂消费主义：个人过度追求购买物品和消费通常超出了他们的实际需求 与商业和广告文化鼓励人们高消费有关，过度消费以追求物质享受和社会地位 你推崇的疯狂消费主义，迟早会毁灭地球 and you are killing the planet with your glorification of rampant consumerism.
不，我是为了帮你，让你开心，内心强大的 No, I'm supposed to help you and make you happy and powerful.
拉倒吧，我已经够强大了 Oh, I am powerful.
直到今天，见到你这个“自称芭比”之前 And until you showed up here and declared yourself Barbie,
老娘忘了你几辈子了，你个法西斯！ I hadn't thought about you in years, you fascist!
好吧 Okay.
我的眼里又出水了，我得… It's happening again. I have to...
不好意思啊？ Will you excuse me?
跟你聊天真的很开心 It was really nice talking to you.
不听劝啊 They never listen.
打扰一下，先生，你知道几点了吗？ Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?
你尊重我 You respect me.
抱歉，你知道现在几点了嘛？ Sorry, no, do you know what time it is?
我不知道 No, I do not.
好呢 Okay.
芭比怎么从来没告诉过我父权制 Why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy,
我个人的理解是 which, to my understanding,
男人和骏马管理一切事物吗？ is where men and horses run everything?
是的 Sure.
我将在此找到我的财富 I shall seek my fortune there.
好的哈 All right.
神经兮兮的 So...
我要找一份有影响力的高级高薪工作 I'll take a high-level, high-paying job with influence, please.
可以，那你必须有工商管理硕士学位 Okay, you'll need at least an MBA.
我们很多人都有博士学位 And a lot of our people have PhDs.
我是个男人，还不够格吗？ Isn't being a man enough?
讲真，现在好像反过来了 Actually, right now, it's kind of the opposite.
你们这些男人，显然没有落实父权制 You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well.
没有，啊哈哈，我们… No! No. We're, uh...
其实落实的很好 We're doing it well, yeah.
只是藏得更深了 We just... hide it better now.
不可能，我是不可能让你做阑尾手术的 No, I won't let you do just one appendectomy.
- 但我是男人 - 又不是医生 - But I'm a man. - But not a doctor.
- 求你了 - 不行 - Please? - No.
- 我能跟医生谈话吗？ - 老娘就是医生 - Can I talk to a doctor? - You are talking to a doctor.
- 你能给我拿杯咖啡吗？ - 不行 - Can you get me a coffee? - No.
- 我要一根圆珠笔 - 不行 - And I need a clicky pen. - No.
- 还有白大褂 - 不行 - And a white coat. - No.
- 还有尖点的东西 - 别想 - And a sharp thing. - No.
- 找到他了，医生 - 谁能替我打妖妖灵 - There he is. Doctor! - Somebody get security.
我愿意接手你海滩的工作[替你做婊] I'd like to apply for your job of beach.
你是说当救生员吗？ So, you want to be a lifeguard?
但是我下不了海 Oh. I'm not trained to go over there.
我只会站在这里自信耍帅 I'm trained to stand confidently right here.
但是沙滩上不会有人遇险啊 There's nobody in danger here.
即使有人遇难，我也救不了他们 And even if there were, I'm not trained to save them.
那我当然不雇你了 Then I can't hire you.
在这沙滩我都呆不下去[做不了婊]！ I can't even beach here!
她居然觉得我是法西斯？ She thinks I'm a fascist?
芭比居然也没有掌管铁路交通与商业贸易 I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce.
- 你在这啊 - 妈呀，不好 - There you are. - Oh, no.
真的很不顺利 That went terrible.
我要找一块可以开展父权制的净土 I need to find somewhere where I can start patriarchy fresh.
芭比小姐？ Miss Barbie?
叫芭比就好了 It's just Barbie.
跟我们走一趟吧 We're gonna need you to come with us.
- 你哪位 - 我们是美泰公司的 - Who are you? - We're Mattel.
- 美泰公司 - 美泰诶 - Mattel? - Mattel.
天哪，谢天谢地！ Oh, thank goodness!
我要跟管事儿的聊一下 I've gotta talk to somebody in charge.
这里一切都好倒退 Everything is backwards here.
男人把我当物件 Men look at me like I'm an object.
女孩恨死我 Girls hate me.
所有人都觉得我是神经病，我疯狂被逮捕 Everyone thinks I'm crazy, and I keep getting arrested.
您这里走，女士 Need you to step this way, ma'am.
我还学会哭了 I also just learned to cry.
刚开始只流一滴泪，之后泪流成河 First, I got one tear and then I got a whole bunch.
我要怎么办？跟着芭比吗？ What do I do? Do I follow Barbie
跟着她上那辆恐怖的无标记黑车吗？ into that scary unmarked black truck car?
其实我还蛮想要那辆车的 A truck car I'd like to have, actually.
你说得对，她没事的，那可是美泰 You're right, she's fine. It's Mattel.
- 是的 - 我就知道 - Yeah. - I know.
我要回芭比乐园，告诉肯们我的所见所学 I'll go back to Barbie Land, and I'll tell the Kens what I've learned.
画面太美我都不敢想了！ Oh, it's going to be beautiful!
可以的 Okay.
- 回芭比乐园去 - 咱们走这里 - Back to Barbie Land. - Let's go that way.
- 嗨，亲亲小宝 - 别叫我这个 - Hi, Bunny Boo-Boo. - Don't call me that.
抱歉，我因为公司的突发状况，提前下班了 Sorry. I'm off early because of a crisis at work,
咱俩可以去吃点冰淇淋 but I thought we could go get some soft serve.
谢天谢地，有人把这精神病抓起来了 Thank God they arrested that nut-job.
那个得了妄想症的女人 that reality-challenged woman.
她觉得自己是芭比 She thinks she's Barbie.
等下，你说什么？ Wait, what did you say?
她觉得自己是芭比，而且坚信这个事实 She thinks she's Barbie. She's, like, fully convinced.
你要干嘛？你要干嘛啊？ What are you doing? What are you doing?
妈，老妈！ Mom. Mom!
妈，回车上！ Mom, get back in the car!
你在这逗我玩呢？ Are you kidding me?
老妈！ Mom!
美泰诶，肯定是你们把我带到现实的 Mattel! Of course it was you guys that brought me here.
因为绝对不是那个叫萨沙的小姑娘 Because it definitely wasn't that Sasha girl.
谢谢开车载我哦，太好玩了 Thanks for the ride. This has been so much fun.
哇哦，芭比母舰诶！ Wow, the mothership!
- 芭比 - 见到你我们好开心 - Barbie! - We're so happy to see you.
- 嗨 - 你要喝矿泉水吗？ - Hi! - - Would you like some mineral water?
要，谢谢你 Yes, thank you.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
我还是习惯用没水的杯子 I'm not used to that having anything in it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们很想和你进行一次高质量的面谈 So, we've been very anxious to get some quality face-time with you.
当然啦，我能怎么做？ Of course. So what can I do
才可以修好时空裂缝 to repair the rift in the space-time continuum,
让我的脚回归正常，治好我的橘皮组织 get my feet back, and that one cellulite gone,
让自己不变成怪人芭比那样？ and just generally not turn into Weird Barbie?
我们一直在讨论这个话题 We have been discussing that very topic.
如果你能同意我们的要求，我们很愿意帮你 If you're agreeable to it, we would love it
进到那个大盒子里 if you could just get into that giant box.
进到那个大盒子，我们会送你回芭比乐园 Get into the box and you'll go back to Barbie Land.
一切都会恢复如常 And everything will be as it was.
知道嘛，咱们要先把肯找回来 You know what? We should probably get Ken first.
肯？ Ken?
肯 Ken.
就是肯呀，芭比还有肯 You know, Ken. Barbie and Ken.
- 哦哦，肯 - 肯，那个男的 - Yes, Ken. Yeah. - Ken. The guy. Yeah.
回到芭比乐园！ Back to Barbie Land!
- 我要吐了 - 马上吐出来了 - I'm gonna be sick. - I'm gonna be sick.
我们不是很担心肯啦 Ken isn't something we're worried about.
没担心过 Ever.
好啊，那我就…就进那个盒子 Okay, I'll just, um... I'll get in the box then.
太好了！ All right! Yes!
但我大老远跑来 Oh. But since I came all this way,
我能不能见见女性高层 could I just meet the woman in charge,
首席执行官呢？ your CEO?
是我本人 Oh, that would be me.
- 那首席财务官 - 是我 - Oh. Your CFO. - Me.
- 首席运营官 - 这里 - Your COO. - Here.
芭比娃娃部门的总裁 President of the Barbie division.
- 这里 - 我是个没实权的男人 - Present. - I'm a man with no power.
这样能做女人吗？ Does that make me a woman?
有掌权的女性吗？ Are any women in charge?
听好，我知道你为什么心生不满了 Listen, I know exactly where you're going with this,
我真的也恨透这种现象了 and I have to say I really resent it.
我们是由女性组成的公司啊 We are a company literally made of women.
在一九九〇年我们的首席就是女性 We had a woman CEO in the '90s.
另一位就是… And there was another one...
就其他时候啦 at some other time.
现场就有…两位女性 So that's... that's two right there.
phallic / adj. 阴茎的；似阴茎的 女性就是咱们这个屌楼不可或缺的基础啊 Women are the freaking foundation of this very long phallic building.
我们有一大堆第三卫生间 We have gender-neutral bathrooms up the wazoo.
这里的每一位男人都喜欢女人 Every single one of these men love women.
我是妈妈的儿子 I'm the son of a mother.
我也是儿子的老娘 I'm the mother of a son.
我还是女性阿姨的侄子 I'm... I'm the nephew of a woman aunt.
我还有犹太人朋友 Some of my best friends are Jewish.
我想说的就是 What I'm trying to say is...
进盒子去吧，你个毒妇！ Get in the box, you Jezebel!
干嘛？我不能说毒妇吗？ What? I can't say Jezebel now?
我很久没有进过盒子里了 I haven't been in a box in ages.
看见没？很简单 See? It's easy.
嗯呢，好的 Oh, okay.
我的天啦，我记得这个味道 Oh, my gosh. I remember this smell.
法国作家，代表作《追忆似水年华》的主题 是寻找人生的意义和真实，和芭比电影的主题相照应 真是一场记忆的普鲁斯特式闪回 I'm having a real Proustian flashback.
还记得普鲁斯特芭比吗？销量可不咋地啊 Remember Proust Barbie? That did not sell very well.
知道嘛，额，我进盒子之前 You know what? Um, before I get in the box,
我能先去趟厕所 could I just run to the restroom
整理下自己头发嘛？ and make sure my hair is perfect?
- 可以，那你可以快点吗？ - 可以 - Fine. Can you be speedy about it? - Mmm-hmm.
- 这条路吗？ - 就在走廊尽头 - Down this way? - It's just down the hallway.
- 谢谢你 - 在右边 - Thank you. - On the right.
感觉她快尿裤子了 I guess she really had to go to the bathroom.
抓住那个芭比！ Get that Barbie!
敢碰那个按钮，我宰了你，让我按 Don't you dare push that button. Let me push it.
抓住那个芭比！ I said get that Barbie!
芭比在哪？ Where's Barbie?
我快追上你了 I'm gaining on you.
我会逮住你的 I'll capture you.
芭比！ Barbie!
横穿隔间会跑的更快 It's quicker to go over the cubicles.
- 会快点 - 好的 - It's quicker! - Sure.
- 抓住芭比 - 芭比！ - Get that Barbie! - Barbie!
- 芭比 - 妈的！芭比 - Barbie! - Damn it, Barbie!
我要抓住你，芭比！ I'm gonna get you! Barbie!
别担心，你在这里很安全 Don't worry. You're safe here.
这是什么地方？ What is this place?
我发现自己在厨房桌子上最有灵感 I always find I think best at kitchen tables.
喝茶吗？ Tea?
喝，谢谢 Uh, yes, please.
所以是有女性在这里工作的 So a woman does work here.
宝贝，我们要做的可不止工作啦 Oh, sweetie, we do more than work here.
谢谢你 Thank you.
怎么了？ What?
因为我不会喝茶嘛？ It's because I don't know how to drink tea?
不啦，你看起来很不同 No. You look different.
我平常不这样的，我日常很完美的 Oh. It's not how I normally look. I usually look perfect.
我不知道呢 Oh, I don't know.
但我觉得你说得对 I think you're just right.
现实世界跟我想象的截然不同 Real World isn't what I thought it was.
它从来都不尽人意 It never is.
但这不很棒嘛？ And isn't that marvelous?
你是谁？ Who are you?
她走的哪条路？谁最后看到她了？ Which way did she go? Who saw her last?
你穿过那个柜子 If you go through that closet,
有一个通往大厅的楼梯 you'll find a stairwell down to the lobby.
好的 Okay.
谢谢你，额 Thank you, um...
露丝 Ruth.
露丝，谢谢你！露丝 Ruth. Thank you, Ruth.
不客气哦，芭比 You're welcome, Barbie.
看到她了，她在这呢！ Oh, we got her! There she is!
天啊，门禁卡！ Oh! Uh, key card!
- 等下 - 我没带门禁卡 - Wait. - I don't have my key card.
上车！ Get in!
快点，快上车！ Now! Get in now!
快来 Come on.
不要啊，咱这辈子都抓不住芭比了！ Oh, no! Now we're never gonna get Barbie!
妈呀，咱不用门禁卡！ Oh, we didn't need it!
芭比！ Barbie!
咱们定个计划吧 Let's form a plan here.
哥都是坐副驾的，我坐第一辆车 I would normally have shotgun. I'll go in the first one.
抓好了 Hang on.
妈呀，希望学校里没人看到 God, I hope nobody from school saw us
咱们载了个等人大的芭比娃娃 put a life-size Barbie in our car.
- 怎么会这样呢？ - 我不知道 - How did this even happen? - I don't know.
你怎么会在这？你是个概念啊 How are you here? You're like an idea.
也是好概念 A great idea.
我最近有点孤独 So, I've been a little lonely lately.
我就把咱们之前玩的芭比找出来了… And I found those Barbies we used to play with...
- 我以为你都给别人了 - 然后我就跟她们一块玩 - I thought we gave those away. - Well, I started playing with them.
跟原来一样画画，记得嘛？ And making drawings like we used to do. Remember?
我以为会很好玩的 Because I thought it would be joyful.
- 其实呢？ - 完全不好玩 - Was it? - No, it wasn't.
我很难过，也很古怪 I got sad and weird,
画出来的画也阴郁又古怪 and then the drawings got sad and weird,
因为我没法像你一样完美 and maybe because I couldn't be like you,
所以就让你像我一样了 I ended up making you like me.
这些画有关于“思考死亡”和“橘皮组织”的内容吗？ Did any of these drawings by chance have thoughts of death and cellulite?
是的，无法抑制思考死亡的芭比 Yes! Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie.
- 我的妈呀 - 还有橘皮组织！ - Oh, my God! - And Cellulite!
- 我是来找你的 - 你是来找我的！ - I came for you! - You came for me!
这些是你的记忆 Those were your memories.
梗源于《The Shining / 闪灵》 搞什么？你俩在这心灵感应呢？ Hello? Are you two, like, shining?
不是，才不是这样呢 No! No, it's nothing like that.
- 你在跟个真芭比心灵感应 - 不是！ - Are you shining with a real Barbie? - No!
可能，也可能是吧 I mean, maybe. Like a little, yes.
许愿芭比来现实世界太荒谬了，我都不知道从何喷起 I don't even know where to start with this wishing-a-Barbie-to-life crap.
萨沙，你听好 Oh, Sasha, listen.
我就是个无聊老妈，工作很无趣，女儿还讨厌我 I'm just a boring mom with a boring job and a daughter who hates me.
老妈我只是想寻点乐子，这你也要怪我？ Can you blame me for wanting to have a little fun?
我得甩掉这群猪头 I gotta lose these chuckleheads.
老妈！ Mom!
我欠全体女孩一个道歉 I think I owe you ladies an apology.
我以为芭比让现实世界更好了 I thought that Barbie had made the Real World better,
但现实世界就是一团乱，永远的破烂！ but the Real World is forever and irrevocably messed up!
现实世界必然不完美，但你启发了我 Well, the Real World is not perfect, but you inspired me.
我爱女性，我想帮助女性 I love women. I want to help women.
行了吧你，女人就是过街老鼠 Oh, come off it, everybody hates women.
女人恨女人，男人恨女人 Women hate women, and men hate women.
这点是大家公认的 It's the one thing we can all agree on.
- 真的吗？ - 这很复杂 - Is that true? - It's complicated.
- 说恨太言重了 - 醒醒吧老妈！ - Hate is a strong word. - Wake up, Mom!
我很清醒，萨沙！ I am wide awake, Sasha!
妈，你在哪学这样开车的？ Mom, where did you learn to drive like this?
- 跟一个人 - 是爸爸吗？ - There was this guy. - Was it Dad?
啊对，这…就是你爸 Yeah, yeah, it was... It was Dad.
快弯腰 Okay, duck.
- 你很漂亮 - 别看我 - You look so pretty. - Don't look at me.
可以，抱歉 Okay, sorry.
我也不能躲他们一辈子啊，我们能去哪？ I can't hold them off forever. Where can we go?
等下，我知道了，你能带我们去威尼斯海滩吗？ Wait, I have an idea. Can you get us to Venice Beach?
当然了 Sure can.
我好喜欢旱冰鞋，咱们要去哪？ I love Rollerblades. Where are we going?
- 芭比乐园 - 什么？老妈！ - Barbie Land. - What? Mom!
你真的要让一个芭比 Are you really gonna let Barbie
带你，还有你未成年的女儿去个幻想出来的地方吗？ take you and your tween daughter to an imaginary land?
对，你知道为啥吗？因为我什么都没做过 Yes, and you wanna know why? Because I never get to do anything.
你学校抽奖中的游轮之旅，我都没去 I didn't even go on that cruise I won at your school raffle
因为我没假，而且你老爹对阳光过敏 because I didn't have enough vacation days and your dad's allergic to sun.
那老爸怎么办？我们不能丢他一个人啊！ What about Dad? We can't just leave him!
他会没事的 He'll be fine.
他在用手机软件跟读西语，爸爸跟手机里的读音单词重音不一样 圆珠笔 Bolígrafos.
跟读正确提示音
对对，他会没事的 Yeah, yeah. He'll be fine.
准备好开心了嘛？ Ready for fun?
- 开心 - 太好啦！ - Yes! - Great!
我们出发！ Here we go!
快来感受魔法吧 Come on and feel the magic.
咱们在哪？ Where are we?
怎么突然穿上这些衣服了？ How did we get into these clothes?
咱们怎么开上车了？ How did we get into this vehicle?
我还是小孩的时候，我丢了一双雪地靴 When I was a kid, I lost these boots
然后我老妈就不给我买新的芭比娃娃 and my mom wouldn't let me buy a whole new Barbie
就抵了这双靴子了 just to replace the boots.
- 靴子很衬你哦 - 谢谢诶 - They look so good on you. - Why, thank you.
- 嘿，你 - 她是我最喜欢的芭比 - Hey, you! - She was always my favorite Barbie.
你也是我最爱的人类 You're my favorite human.
别告诉他啊，我从来都没买过肯 Don't tell him, but I never got a Ken.
因为肯真的很多余 That's because Ken is totally superfluous.
可不是我说的哈 I didn't say that.
女性掌握所有主权，掌管所有财富 Women hold all major positions of power, control all the money.
在你们世界里，所有男人做的事 Basically, everything that men do in your world,
我们都是女人做 women do in ours.
听起来有点酷 I mean, that sounds kind of cool.
萨沙，你看，海豚！ Sasha, look, dolphins!
这是什么歌？ What is this song?
我们还有位女总统 Oh, and we have a female president
很有趣，不仅是工作还是友情，从头到尾都是女性 and it's fun and work and friendship and female 24/7.
会有大手从现实世界伸进来跟你们玩吗？ Do giant hands come in and play with you?
不会，这太离谱了 No, that's crazy.
打扰一下，你有没有见过一群开车的女人？ Excuse me. Have you seen a group of women on wheels?
见到了 Actually, yeah,
一个金头发的，一个黑头发的，还有一个小女孩 there was a blonde, a brunette and a tween.
她们滑轮滑，去那个方位了 They Rollerbladed in that direction.
大事不好 Oh, no.
第一步就是滑轮滑 First step is always Rollerblading.
什么意思？先生 Excuse me, sir?
她们去芭比乐园了 They've gone to Barbie Land.
- 完蛋 - 她还带人类过去了 - Oh, no. - And she's brought humans there with her.
这对我们这个世界来说太奇怪了 This could mean extremely weird things for our world.
类比一下？ Like what?
发生的事会超出所有人的想象范围 Nothing any of our collective imaginations could ever dream up.
两棵智慧树主持一个播客 A podcast hosted by two wise trees.
或者是两千位年轻爸爸组成一个合唱团 Or a choir of 2,000 young fathers.
毫不沾边，咱们要去一趟芭比乐园 Not even close. We've got to get to Barbie Land.
冲，找点溜冰鞋，选好方向就冲吧！ Go! Find some blades now! Just pick a direction and run!
我已经感受到我的脚后跟又提起来了！ I can practically feel my heels lifting already. Yes!
我做的很对，把你带回这里 This is what I was supposed to do. Bring you back here.
- 感觉很正确 - 真不是编的 - It feels right. - It does.
好啦，这里是… Okay, this is...
有点奇怪啊 Oh. That's strange.
啤酒来啦 Incoming brewski beer.
那是我们的总统，拿酒那个 So, that's our president, with the beer.
那个啦啦队是首席大法官 And the cheering squad is the Supreme Court.
这可比当总统好玩多了 This is so much better than being president.
今天怪怪的 Something's weird today.
嗨！芭比 Hi, Barbie!
啊，你好啊！肯 Oh, okay. Hi, Ken.
来瓶啤酒吧，我的大男孩都渴了 Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty.
无所谓啦，这… Anyway, uh...
带你去看我的梦幻豪宅 Wait until you see my Dreamhouse.
我买的所有东西，肯定能激励你 Everything I've bought and own will totally inspire you.
咱们又能换衣服啦！ And we can change clothes again!
那是国会大厦 That's the Capitol
- 是粉色的 - 粉色！ - It's pink? - Pink!
那个是… And that's the...
♪ 你觉得女性统治世界吗 ♪ ♪ You think That women rule the world ♪
这些是梦幻豪宅，我住的地方 These are the Dreamhouses. This is where I live.
这些房子是镂空的 You can see through the houses.
所以每一位芭比都有自己的房子吗？ So does each Barbie, like, have their own house?
- 嗯呢 - 太酷了 - Mmm-hmm. - That's cool.
那肯住哪啊？ Where do the Kens stay?
我不知道诶 I don't know.
起初我认为现实世界是由男人管理的 At first I thought the Real World was run by men.
之后一段时间 And then there was a minute
我以为是马管理的 where I thought it was run by horses.
但之后我才意识到，马只是男人的附属 But then I realized that horses are just men extenders.
天哪，我有那个树屋 Oh. I had that treehouse.
存了好久零花钱买的 I saved up my allowance to buy it.
我从来没见过这样的车诶，这到底咋了？ I've never seen a car like that before. What happened here?
所有东西，基本一切事物 Everything, basically everything exists
都是为了扩大和提高男性的地位 to expand and elevate the presence of men.
- 太绝了 - 太美好了 - That's amazing. - That's beautiful.
- 我也觉得 - 芭比来了 - I know. - Barbie's here.
肯？ Ken?
你干了什么好事？ What have you done?
你穿的什么啊？ What are you wearing?
别提问，接受就好了，爱妃 Don't question it. Just roll with it, tiny baby.
别叫我爱妃 Don't call me baby.
那叫你皇后怎么样？跟这个小冰箱一样 What about mini-baby? Like this mini-fridge.
不可以，肯 No, Ken.
这是我的梦幻豪宅 This is my Dreamhouse.
是我的梦幻豪宅，我的！ It is my Dreamhouse! It's mine!
这已经不是芭比梦幻豪宅了 No, this is no longer Barbie's Dreamhouse.
casa 跟 House 都是房屋的意思，直译为“护身符道场房子房子” 堆叠了很多词语，但很空洞，侧面反映肯没文化 从今以后，这里更名为“肯氏酷炫、威武房屋屋” This shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House.
“dojo：道场”跟“house：屋子”是形容地点的同类词 道场和屋子说一个就行了 You don't have to say dojo and house.
Casa也是房子的意思 And casa...
但你读一遍，超级顺口，试一下 But you do because it feels good. Try it.
- 酷炫、威武、房屋… - 收声，姐妹们，别读 - Mojo Dojo Casa... - No, girls. Don't say it.
酷炫、威武、房屋屋 Mojo Dojo Casa House.
跟我直说吧，有多奇怪？ Give it to me straight. How weird is it?
天啊老板，酷炫威武房屋屋 Whoa, boss, these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses
销量直接爆炸 are literally flying off the shelves.
小孩都爱疯了，现在短袖上、马克杯上，印的都是肯 The kids are clamoring for them. Ken is on T-shirts, mugs.
- 是最火热的纹身图案 - 大事不妙啊 - It's the number one tattoo. - Oh, no.
华纳兄弟，已经开始试镜肯的个人电影了 Warner Bros. have started auditions for the Ken movie,
消息已经响彻大江南北了 which is already a blockbuster hit.
开始了，咱们想象不出来的变数 It's happening. That thing we could never imagine.
如果大家不把我的女书记员 If we don't get my words lady...
- 是行政助理 - 我的女助理 - Executive Assistant. - My Executive Words Lady
还有应该是她女儿带回来，关闭传送门 and someone who's probably her daughter back here and close the portal,
我们的世界会永远改变 our worlds could be altered forever.
芭比跟肯谁更火爆又有何关系呢？ Well, what does it matter if it's Barbie or Ken?
钱照样赚 The money is pouring in.
你真不要脸，行政助理二号 Shame on you, Executive Number Two.
你觉得老子在董事会议室待一辈子 You think I spent my entire life in boardrooms
就为了那点臭钱吗？ because of a bottom line?
不，我做这行 No! I got into this business
是为了小女孩和她们的梦想 because of little girls and their dreams.
而且尽量不吓到她们 In the least creepy way possible.
现在都给我滑快点，时间不等人 Now, blade faster. Time is running out.
我要在我的“酷炫威武房屋屋”里喝点小酒 Look, I'm just having some brewski beers at my Mojo Dojo Casa House.
肯！ Ken!
你想留下来也可以 You can stay if you want,
做我老婆 as my bride wife,
或者做我的长期不上心、远距离女友 or my long-term-low-commitment-distance girlfriend.
你觉得呢？ What do you say?
伺候我喝酒吗？ Brewski beer me?
这是不可能的 I will not brewski beer you.
哈哈哈，无所谓 Ha-ha-ha. That's fine.
现在全权不在你们芭比了 You know, now that you Barbies aren't around to run everything,
我们想做什么发型都行 we can do our hair however we like.
我有帽子 I have hats.
我的男孩们饿了吗？谁想吃零食？ Where are my hungry boys? Who wants snacks?
芭比，见到你太开心了 Barbie, I am so happy to see you.
你能相信这发生的一切吗？ Can you believe what is happening?
我知道呀，难道不好吗？ I know. Isn't it great?
谁要喝啤酒嘛？ Anyone need a brewski beer?
你这是干嘛啊？你可是个医生 What are you doing? You're a doctor.
我喜欢当花瓶啊 I like being a helpful decoration.
而且艾伦还愿意帮我，给所有的肯按脚 And Allan likes to help me give all the Kens foot massages.
我不愿意，愿意不了一点 No, I don't, I don't like that.
我们喜欢 We love it.
- 呕，恶心死了 - 我现在喝的烂醉如泥 - Ugh, so gross. - I'm so blotto-faced day-drunk right now.
我也是呢 Ditto same-same that.
我喜欢不用动脑子的感觉 I like not having to make any decisions.
感觉在给大脑做SPA，做一辈子 It's like a spa day for my brain. Forever.
她们犯什么病？ What is wrong with them?
我们给她们解释了 We just explained to them the
正确无误、毫无瑕疵、且逻辑自洽的父权制体系 immaculate, impeccable seamless garment of logic that is patriarchy,
她们就沦陷了 and they crumbled.
我的妈呀，像是一千五百年的传染病 Oh, my God. This is like in the 1500s
土著人民感染天花 with the indigenous people and smallpox.
他们对此毫无防备 They had no defenses against it.
是呢，还有更劲爆的，宝贝 Yeah. Buckle up, babe.
因为芭比乐园现在是肯乐园了 Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land.
就像洛杉矶的世纪城一样 And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles,
因为那儿已经完美实践父权制了 because they had it all figured out in Century City.
在你下车的那一秒，你会忍不住大喊 The minute you get out of your car, you're like,
这地方也太他妈好了 "I can't believe how great this place is!"
不不不，世界城不全是这样的 No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City
因为我们辜负了现实世界的人 because we failed them.
不，是你辜负了我！ No! You failed me!
在乐园以外我有头有脸 Out there, I was somebody.
而且我走在街上的时候 And when I walked down the street...
人人都会尊重我 people respected me just for who I am.
有一个女士甚至找我问时间了 One lady, she even asked me for the time.
不可能吧！ No way!
真的 Way.
要不是因为那些专业性准则 And if it weren't for these technicalities
什么工商管理学硕士啊，医学学位啊 like MBAs, medical degrees,
还有…我也想不出来，游泳课程吧 and I don't know, swim lessons,
我可以统治那个世界 I could have ruled that world.
但是在这，那些玩意我根本不需要 But I don't need any of those things here.
在这，我就是个花花公子 Here, I'm just a dude.
而且你知道吗？ And you know what?
这就够了 That's enough.
电视遥控 TV remote.
要点哪个键？ Which one is it?
点这个 Oh, it's that one right there.
请叫我总统兼首相肯，女士 Call me Mister Ken President Prime Minister, ma'am.
这一切惊人的变化与革新 Let's recap all the amazing changes and innovations
多亏有肯 thanks to the Kens.
诺贝尔骑马奖，得主是… The Nobel Prize in horses goes to...
肯！ Ken!
肯！肯！肯！肯 Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken!
现在，您要进行一场永久性修宪的特选 And now you're making it permanent with a special election to change the Constitution.
是的，在四十八小时以内 That's right. In just 48 hours,
所有的肯都会投票，彻底的改变的宪法 all the Kens will head to the polls and vote to change the Constitution
建立一个立党为肯… to a government for the Kens,
执政为肯、全心全意为肯服务的政府！ of the Kens, and by the Kens!
你不能这样干 You can't do this.
这里是芭比乐园 This is Barbie Land.
为了这一切，芭比流血流汗又流泪 The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard to make it everything that it is.
你… You...
你不能这么轻易的破坏它 You can't just undo it in a day.
你就瞧好了 Literally and figuratively, watch me.
现在，我要下逐客令了 Now, if you'll excuse me...
这是我的酷炫威武房屋屋，它不是 this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not
芭比的酷炫威武房屋屋 Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House.
对吧？ Right?
什么滋味啊？ How's that feel?
不好玩，是吧？ It is not fun, is it?
男孩之夜到啦！ It's boys' night!
每晚都是男孩之夜哦 Every night is boys' night.
芭比，把你这些破烂女装都给我带走 Barbie! Take your lady fashions with you.
带上你的迪斯科庆典喇叭裤 Take your Celebrate Disco Bell Bottoms...
还有你的冰上表演服 ...and your Ice Capades Pretty Practice Suit
还有闪耀表演裙 and Dazzling Show Skirt.
这些衣服收藏价值好高 These are archival.
还有你在阿姆斯特丹的睡衣 Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets.
不要啊！ No!
还有你帕斯利图案的阔腿裤！ And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants!
- 这件不要丢啊 - 然后滚蛋！ - Not the Palazzos! - And get out!
这件我可能穿的上 Maybe this could fit me.
宝贝 Honey.
你为什么要让我有你们复杂的人类想法与情绪 Why did you wish me to your messed-up world
还把我带去你那混乱的现实世界？ using your complicated human thoughts and feelings?
- 什么？ - 芭比乐园原来很完美 - What? - Barbie Land was perfect before.
我原来也很完美 I was perfect before.
我很抱歉，但我真没想做什么 I'm so sorry. I wasn't trying to do anything.
不要道歉 Don't apologize.
别怪我妈 Don't blame my mom.
嗷，萨沙，你真好 Aw, Sasha, that's sweet.
可能是你想我们来，也可能是你有错，芭比 Maybe you wished us. Maybe it's your fault, Barbie.
没有，这是不可能的 No, I didn't wish anything.
我从来不想生活有任何变数 I've never wanted anything to change.
可是宝贝，人生就是这样瞬息万变啊 Oh, honey, that's life. It's all change.
这 That's...
这太吓人了 That's terrifying.
我不想这样 I don't want that.
我不要这样的生活，不要 Not my life. No, thank you.
完全不要，这件衣服我也不想要了 Just, no, I don't want this.
我要坐这里干等 I'm just gonna sit here and wait
然后期望有一位领导芭比 and hope that one of the more leadership-oriented Barbies just
清醒过来 snaps out of it
做点什么处理这破烂情况 and does something about this whole mess.
我真的超懂这种感受 I really understand this feeling.
其实就像我们做人… It's basically, like, being a human person all the time...
求你让我静静吧，别跟我说话了 Please just leave me here. Just leave me.
滚回你的破现实世界，让我一个人静静 Go back to your messed-up world and just leave me to mine.
- 所以你就直接放弃了吗？ - 是的 - So, you're just gonna give up? - Yes.
那行 Okay.
知道吗，我都有点可怜你了 You know, I almost feel bad for you,
但你就是我想象中的那种懦妇 but you are exactly what I thought you were.
走吧，宝贝，咱们… Let's go, honey. Let's just...
行，咱准备怎么… Okay, how do we... how do you expect...
所有事反着做就行了 Do everything we did in reverse.
难以置信，走吧老妈，她不配你帮 Unbelievable. Come on, Mom. She doesn't deserve you.
这是我芭生的最低谷 This is the lowest I've ever been.
精神还有身体层面都是 Emotionally and physically.
好啦小朋友们 Okay, kids,
是时候去购买新款抑郁芭比了 it's time to run out and get the new Depression Barbie.
她成天成夜的穿运动装 She wears sweatpants all day and night.
她今天看了七个小时的微博 She spent seven hours today on Instagram,
看很久不联系的好闺蜜的订婚照片 looking at her estranged best friend's engagement photos,
然后吃一整袋家庭装的星爆糖 while eating a family-size bag of Starbursts.
此时此刻，她的下巴要疼死了 And now her jaw is killing her.
她现在要去看BBC的《傲慢与偏见》 And she's going to watch the BBC's Pride and Prejudice
已经看七次了，直到自己睡着为止 for the seventh time until she falls asleep.
基于我们之间的家庭关系 Situation of our families is such that any alliance between us
我们两个人联姻是完全不可能的 must be regarded as a highly reprehensible connection.
焦虑、恐慌症、强迫症版本单独零售上线 Anxiety, panic attacks, and OCD sold separately.
芭比，芭比，醒醒 Barbie. Barbie, wake up.
嘿 Hey.
我现在跟你一样了 I'm like you now.
丑陋且无所求 Ugly and unwanted.
小嘴真甜 Thanks.
把她放后面，咱们走 Let's get her in the back. Come on.
一、二 One, two...
- 是不是很好玩 - 是的 - Isn't this great? - Yes.
等下还要坐船呢 Wait until you see the boat.
坐船 The boat.
好美的田园风光 Beautiful countryside.
♪ 他说他能看透我的心 ♪ ♪ He said He could see through me ♪
♪ 整整四年 我膜拜更高的思想 ♪ ♪ I spent four years prostrate To the higher mind ♪
♪ 拿了学位 获得了自由 ♪ ♪ Got my paper and I was free ♪
♪ 我去看了医生 我去了那座山 ♪ ♪ I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains ♪
♪ 我探望了孩子 ♪ ♪ I looked to the children ♪
♪ 我喝了山泉水 ♪ ♪ I drank from the fountains ♪
我们中断广播，为您带来我们新的节目 We interrupt this broadcast to bring you our new radio station
只播放肯喜欢的歌 only playing Ken's favorite song.
把这歌关了吧，求求了！ Turn this song off, for Christ's sake!
- 你是谁 - 我是艾伦 - Who are you? - I'm Allan.
你是艾伦啊，那没事了 Oh, you are Allan. That's great.
别告诉肯，我要逃跑 Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape.
真皮沙发我一秒都坐不下去了 I cannot sit on one more leather couch.
我整个人都要疯了 It's gonna break my spirit.
一旦他们搞清楚怎么造墙，而不是堆砖头 As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways and not just up,
想进出，门没都没有 no one is gonna be able to get in or out.
所以想润就快点润 So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it.
不行，艾伦，你不能走，这一切发生的原因… No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World
就是因为芭比闯入了现实世界 is what caused all these problems in the first place.
艾伦在去现实世界也无所谓的 Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World.
超级男孩 / 'N Sync：美国男团，其中一位成员名 Christopher Allen Kirkpatrick 而且超级男孩里不就有个艾伦 In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan.
没错，他就没事，出发吧！ Yes, even him, so come on!
嘿！你干嘛呢？ Hey, you there.
我们要怎么办？ What do we do?
上车，继续放歌就行 Just get in the car and keep it singing.
- 哥们 - 什么？ - Hey, man. - What?
做好一切准备 Be ready for anything.
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是艾伦，肯的好哥们 I'm Allan. I'm, uh, I'm Ken's buddy.
他所有的衣服我都能穿 Yeah, all of his clothes fit me.
快上车！ Get in the car!
想挨打吗？ You want a piece?
等下，你驾照都没有啊 Wait, you don't have a driver's license.
这辆车连引擎都没有 This car doesn't have an engine.
行吧 Fine.
你干嘛呢？我们要走了 What are you doing? We gotta go.
我们要回去，芭比乐园需要帮忙 We have to go back. Barbie Land needs saving.
芭比也要被拯救 Barbie needs saving.
什么？你很讨厌芭比啊！ What? You hate Barbie!
但你喜欢，你一直相信她的潜力 But you don't. You've always believed in what she could be.
但那是过去式，我错了，芭比放弃了，肯赢了 Yeah, well, I was wrong. Barbie gave up. The Kens won.
你要试试啊 You have to try.
就…即使不能尽善尽美 Even if... Even if you can't make it perfect,
- 至少可以让它更好 - 我做不到 - you can make it better. - I can't make anything better.
是我在刚开始用我那傻蛋画作 I'm the one who ruined Barbie Land
把芭比乐园给毁了的 with my stupid drawings in the first place.
根本就不傻，你画的很棒！ They're not stupid! They're amazing!
你喜欢我画的画吗？ You like my drawings?
它们猎奇又黑暗，还很疯狂 They're weird and dark and crazy.
这是你一切压抑的情绪 Everything you pretend not to be.
确实，确实！我就是个腹黑的疯子怪婆娘 I am, I am. I'm weird and I'm dark and I'm crazy.
放松点 Easy. Easy.
看什么看？艾伦捶死你 You want some more Allan?
咱们现在要立马逃跑 We have to get out of here right now.
闭嘴艾伦，我们要回去 Shut up, Allan! We're going back.
去把我娃娃找回来 Let's go get my doll.
我这辈子都出不去了 I'll never get out of here.
我们去哪找芭比？ Where do we find Barbie?
她只会去一个地方 There's only one place she'd be.
你是个作家 You're a writer.
这是你的文学奖 This is your Nobel Prize.
还记得怎么赢的吗？ Remember winning it?
给她洗脑没一点用 It's useless trying to deprogram her.
我能做的都做了 I already did everything I could.
我的妈呀，我都不知道自己怎么过去的 Oh, my God. I don't even know how I got here.
这奖我不配 I don't deserve this.
我得谢谢肯 I'd like to thank Ken.
谢谢你，肯 Thank you, Ken.
我爱你，肯 I love you, Ken.
让我奇怪的是这个，芭比 The fork in my soup is this, Barb.
你怎么没有被洗脑？ Why didn't the brainwashing work on you?
我的现实之旅让我免疫了 My exposure to the Real World must have made me immune.
要么被洗脑，不然又丑又怪 Either you're brainwashed, or you're weird and ugly.
没有第三类情况 There is no in between.
继续说吧，姐妹 Sing it, sister.
做好准备，孩子们 Well, get ready, kids.
四十八小时之后，芭比乐园就变成肯乐园了 Because in 48 hours, Barbie Land becomes Ken Land.
快走，兄弟们 Come on, gang.
楼梯走到头，我们就能找到芭比了 We'll find Barbie at the top of these stairs.
是肯们，我们被发现了 The Kens. They've found us.
- 肯 - 闭嘴，往后走 - Ken! - No! Get back.
肯哥哥！ Ken. Oh. Oh!
有人吗？ Hello?
是人类，我们没事了 Humans. We're fine.
还有艾伦 And Allan.
来我的怪人屋吧，嗨，我是怪人芭比 Come into my Weirdhouse. Hi! I'm Weird Barbie.
我一直劈叉，发型很奇怪 I'm in the splits, I have a funky haircut,
闻起来一股地下室味 and I smell like basement.
我的妈呀，我有怪人芭比诶 Oh, my God. I had a Weird Barbie.
- 你确实 - 玩的太不爱惜，就会变成怪人芭比 - Yeah, you did. - You make them weird by playing too hard.
很酷 That's cool.
Sugar daddy：花钱包养你的干爹 那是糖爹肯，还有魔力耳环肯 That's Sugar Daddy Ken. And Earring Magic Ken.
美泰已经停产了 Mattel discontinued them.
- 糖爹 - 不不不 - Sugar Daddy? - No, no, no.
我可不是什么糖爹 I'm not a sugar daddy.
这是“糖糖”，我是她的老爹 This is Sugar, and I'm her daddy.
我有个耳环，而且它有魔力 And I have an earring. A magic earring.
这才是真正的肯 These were actual Kens.
还有其他的停产芭比诶 More discontinued Barbies.
长大版的“Skipper”吗？ Growing Up Skipper?
- 我可以不 - 当然 - May I? - Okay.
看好了 Watch this.
- 她的胸就变大了 - 搞这些干嘛啊？ - Her boobs grow. - Why would they do that?
还有电视女芭比 And Barbie Video Girl.
我背上有个电视，你猜这是谁的梦想？ I have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is?
谁都不是，没人想变我这样 Nobody. Nobody's dream.
那就是经典芭比，不用介绍了 And that's Barbie Barbie, of course.
无法从当下找到满意的答案，质疑人生与意义 最终意识到我们的选择经常盲目并自欺，便形成焦虑感 她没死呢，只是有点存在性焦虑 She's not dead. She's just having an existential crisis.
好啦，起来 Okay, come on.
嘿 Hey.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
我已经不漂亮了 I'm not pretty anymore.
什么话？你分明很美 What? You're so pretty.
我已经失去经典款芭比的特色美了 I'm not Stereotypical Barbie pretty.
给电影制作人个提示 Note to the filmmakers.
玛格特·罗比还是美如画，说她丑真的很难信 Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this point.
但你很美呀 But you're beautiful.
根本就不是，我不美了 It's not just that. I'm not...
而且迟钝又无趣 smart enough to be interesting.
你很聪明呀 You're so smart.
我不会做脑部手术，我也没开过飞机 I can't do brain surgery, I've never flown a plane.
我也不是总统 I'm not the president.
最高法院里没有我这样的人 No one on the Supreme Court is me.
我太平庸了，任何事情都无法胜任 I'm not good enough for anything.
这是正常的，我们是女人，不是超人 It is literally impossible to be a woman.
你已经很漂亮，而且很聪明了 You are so beautiful and so smart,
你这么优秀的人都要自我否定，我很心痛 and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough.
我们总要卓越非凡 Like we have to always be extraordinary.
但不知道为什么总是背道而驰 But somehow, we're always doing it wrong.
你身材要苗条，但不能太瘦 You have to be thin but not too thin,
而且绝对不能说自己想瘦 and you can never say you want to be thin.
你要说一切都是为了健康 You have to say you want to be healthy,
但你还是得瘦 but also you have to be thin.
你必须得有钱，但你又不能开口要 You have to have money, but you can't ask for money
因为这很粗鲁 because that's crass.
做老板，不能太刻薄 You have to be a boss but you can't be mean.
你要领头，但不能压制别人的想法 You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.
你要喜欢自己母亲的身份 You're supposed to love being a mother,
但不能总是讨论熊孩子 but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.
你要做事业型女人 You have to be a career woman
但必须时刻注意他人感受 but also always be looking out for other people.
你必须忍受男人的臭毛病，让人无语 You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane,
但如果你指出来，你就是抱怨的怨妇 but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining.
你要为了男人保持完美形象，但不能太完美 You're supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty
不然会过分媚男，其他女性会把你当敌人 that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women
因为你要维系大家的姐妹情 because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood
不能艳压姐妹 but always stand out.
要保持感恩的心 And always be grateful.
但这个世界，灰色地带太多 But never forget that the system is rigged,
你得认命，流血流汗，还得感谢上头 so find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.
你还不能变老 You have to never get old,
不能粗鲁，不能炫耀 never be rude, never show off,
不能自私，不能崩溃 never be selfish, never fall down,
不能失败，不能展现怯懦 never fail, never show fear,
不能太出格 never get out of line.
太难了！太矛盾了！ It's too hard, it's too contradictory,
主要出力还不讨好，没人感谢你 and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you.
到最后才发现 And it turns out, in fact,
自己努力不犯错 that not only are you doing everything wrong
但到头来全是你的错 but also everything is your fault.
我真的不愿再看到自己 I'm just so tired of watching myself
看到每一位女性同胞 and every single other woman
把自己拧巴起来，就为了讨人喜欢 tie herself into knots so that people will like us.
如果这一切 And if all of that
在娃娃的世界也是这样 is also true for a doll
芭比可是女性的代表啊 just representing a woman...
我都不敢想 then I don't even know.
等下 Wait.
我确实写了本书 I did write a book.
我好像做了场梦 It's like I've been in a dream,
梦里的我，对扎克·斯奈德剪辑版的《正义联盟》评价很高 where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.
但你说的话让我清醒了 But what you said broke me out of it.
真假？ Really?
真的 Yeah.
你正常了，她正常了 You're back. She's back.
心理学名词，在同一时间有着两种相矛盾的想法，因而产生紧张状态 为了改善心态而改变自身行为或想法，使自己相信理念与行为间没有冲突 直面指出在父权制下，女性的认知失调情况 By giving voice to the cognitive dissonance required to be a woman under the patriarchy,
- 你揭穿了父权制的真面目 - 是的 - you robbed it of its power. - Yes.
这些话居然是我说的 Wow, I just said all of that.
牛逼啊，白皮救世主芭比！ Hell, yes, White Savior Barbie!
不，一切归功于你老妈，是她拯救了我们 No, it was your mom. Your mom did the saving.
我们要阻止肯们 We have to stop the Kens.
你要把刚才的话说给其他芭比听 And you need to say all of those things to the other Barbies.
- 那是关键 - 好的 - That's the key. - Got it.
但我们怎么把芭比跟她们的肯分开呢？ But how are we gonna get the Barbies away from their Kens?
我们很有经验 We have experience with a world like this one.
你有芭比乐园的地图吗？ Do you have a map of Barbie Land?
那你说呢？ What do you think?
别惊讶，我做的 Thanks. I built it.
好啦，我们这样做 Okay, here's the deal.
他们怎么看我们无所谓 It's not just about how they see us,
咱们要把他们捧上天 it's about how they see themselves.
肯乐园种了个自我毁灭的果 Ken Land contains the seeds of its own destruction.
首先，我们把芭比跟肯分开 First we have to get the Barbies away from their Kens.
我们找个芭比，假装被洗脑，做诱饵 We could use a decoy Barbie who pretends to be brainwashed.
- 就是你了 - 好的 - That should be you. - Cool.
装傻装柔弱，分散肯的注意力 Distract them by appearing helpless and confused.
肯们对这样的芭比毫无抵抗力 Kens cannot resist a damsel in distress.
你要让他们觉得地球没自己就不转了 You have to make them believe that you're complacent.
给他们捧天上 That they have the power.
当他们放松警惕，直接把权利夺回来 And when their guard is down, you take the power back.
保时捷三五六简直影响了整个汽车界 The influence that Porsche 356 has had on the motoring world as a whole,
一点都不夸张 it can't be overstated.
哎呀，修图好难呀！ Oh! Photoshop is so hard!
人家真的不会用选择工具啦 I just don't understand how to use the Select tool.
宝贝，你只能在被选定的图层，用选择工具 Honey, you can only use the Select tool if the layer is highlighted.
我来教你 Let me show you.
我的小脑子里都是ps术语 My tiny head is just swimming with technical jargon
什么三原色带呀，磁性套索还有点阵图 like color bands and magnetic lassos and bit maps.
- 你们搞什么呀？ - 艾伦，走出来！ - Oh! What's happening? - Allan, go around!
- 我的肯怎么办啊 - 不要啊！ - Oh, but what about Ken? - No, no, no!
- 我好爱他 - 快来，艾伦！ - No, but I love him! - Come on, Allan!
嘿，要对我的肯宝做什么？ Hey! What's gonna happen to Ken?
听好了 Just listen.
你要做家里的老妈子 You have to be their mommies
但必须默默无闻 but not remind them of their mommy.
想做什么事，还得低声下气的笑脸相迎 Any power you have must be masked under a giggle.
咋回事啊？ What happened?
前一秒我还是总统 One minute I was president,
下一秒我就在给肯切牛排了 and the next I was cutting a Ken steak for him.
欢迎回来，总统女士 Welcome back, Madam President.
接下来，把没被洗脑的芭比收归麾下 Then we'll recruit the now unbrainwashed Barbies to our cause.
让她们做新诱饵 They can be the new decoys.
你跟他们讲，你从来没看过《教父》 You can tell him that you've never seen The Godfather.
装作自己很想听他们解说 And that you'd love them to explain it to you.
你们是在看《教父》嘛？ Are you guys watching The Godfather?
《教父》 The Godfather.
我没看过诶 I've never seen it.
我的天啊，你居然没看过《教父》？ Oh, my God. You've never seen The Godfather?
这部电影画面充分的展现了导演科波拉的审美 This movie is a rich blend of Coppola's aesthetic genius
好莱坞传奇制片人、电影公司高管 也是罗伯特·埃文斯的成功佳作 and a triumph for Robert Evans
承载了七十年代好莱坞电影工业体系 and the architecture of the '70s studio system.
你能给我放嘛 Can you start the movie over
把这些给我解说一下？ and just talk through the whole thing?
你要想办法拒绝男人的示爱，但不会伤到他们自尊 You have to find a way to reject men's advances without damaging their egos.
如果你同意，那你就是公交车 Because if you say yes to them, you're a tramp,
如果你拒绝，那你就是假正经 but if you say no to them, you're a prude.
一摸脚我就浑身难受 I don't wanna touch a foot.
你确实不想摸 No, you don't.
接下来，装作不懂金融理财 Another one, be confused about money.
人家把所有的钱都存银行啦 I just have all my money in a savings account.
大错特错，你应该买国债 That's totally wrong. You need treasury bonds,
企业债券，还有CD corporate bonds, CDs.
没人听CD了呀 No one has CDs anymore.
丫头，你困惑的样子好可爱 Oh, sweetheart, you are so cute when you're confused.
不是唱片CD啦 But no, not music.
定期存款的一种，通常由银行及存款机构所发行 几乎没有风险，可在到期时取回本金和应收的利息 CD是定期存单 CD stands for Certificate of Deposit.
史蒂芬·马尔克姆斯的音乐风格，混合了路·里德的直白谈唱 Stephen Malkmus really harnessed the acerbic talk-singing
还有后朋克音乐 of Lou Reed with post-punk influences
比如威尔乐队和堕落乐队 such as Wire and The Fall.
我这是穿的啥啊？我怎么可能穿这些？ What am I wearing? I would never choose this.
因为你是物理学家，要穿裤子嘛？ Because you're a physicist. Do you want some pants?
要 Yeah.
欢迎回来，芭比 Welcome back, Barbie.
天呀，人家好尴尬，我觉得自己好丑 Gee, I am so awkward and don't feel pretty at all,
会有人喜欢我吗？ and will anyone ever like me?
或者用土办法分散他们的注意力 Or distract them with the old standby.
戴个隐藏美貌的眼镜 Wearing glasses so they can discover that you're pretty.
- 我可以吗？ - 当然啦 - May I? - Sure. Go ahead.
摘了吧，大家就能看清你的漂亮脸蛋了 There. Now we can see your beautiful face.
接下来，假装自己没有任何运动细胞 And then there's pretending to be terrible at every sport ever.
来吧，我给你示范 Here, let me show you.
- 来吧，我给你示范 - 来吧，我给你示范 - Here, let me show you. - Here, let me show you.
来吧，我们给你做示范 Here, let us show you.
咱们就这样干，直到所有芭比回归正常 We'll do this until every single Barbie is deprogrammed
接下来就是夺回芭比乐园了 and ready to take back Barbie Land.
好诶！ Yes!
明天肯就要投票修改宪法了 Hey! Tomorrow the Kens vote to change the Constitution,
咱们要抢先一步 so we have to get there first.
我们计划的最终目标 The final stage of our plan,
让肯们反目成仇 turn the Kens against each other.
现在他们觉得自己权力大过你们了 Now that they think they have power over you,
要让他们感觉，其他肯的权力大于自己 you make them question whether they have enough power over each other.
计划失败怎么办？ What if this doesn't work?
如果他已经完全… What if he doesn't...
不喜欢我了怎么办？ like me anymore?
- 他喜欢你的 - 他真的好难过 - He likes you. - He was really upset.
那是因为他爱你 Because he likes you.
而且他打心眼里知道 And because he knows deep down that
你不会同等的爱他 you don't like him the same way.
但我完全不想伤害他啊 It still doesn't mean I want to hurt him.
他霸占你家 He took your house.
他给你朋友洗脑 He brainwashed your friends.
他想控制政府 He wants to control the government.
确实 True.
姊妹 Girl.
感觉自己已经是个女人啦 It's like I'm a woman already.
恭喜 Welcome.
是这种感觉吗？ Is this what it's like?
是时候了 It's time.
我准备好了 I'm ready.
谢谢你 Thank you.
出发啦 Here I go.
嗨 Hi.
哦你好，我刚好在读书 Oh, hey. You've caught me reading.
我一直在想 I've been thinking.
- 肯乐园 - 肯帝国 - Ken Land. - Kendom.
- 肯帝国 - 肯帝国乐园 - Kendom. - Kendom Land.
- 什么乐园来着… - 自由与男人的乐园 - Land of the... - Land of the free and the men.
对，这个地方… Right. Well, this place is...
肯帝国乐园 Kendom Land.
真的太棒啦 ...really great.
而且肯真的太会管理了 And the Kens really are just better at ruling
比芭比厉害多了 than the Barbies ever were.
就是父权制，男权称霸而已 Well, we just took patriarchy and you know, made a patriarchy.
- 对呢，我在想… - 怎么？ - Yeah, well, I was thinking... - Yes?
我想做你的长期、远距离… I'm ready to be your long-term-distance
低投入成本的非正式女友 low-commitment casual girlfriend,
如果你还喜欢我 if you'll still have me.
- 能稍等一下吗？ - 当然可以 - Would you just hold on for one second? - Oh, okay.
爽死了！ Sublime!
我不知道，考虑下吧 I don't know. I'm gonna have to think about that.
求你啦？ Please?
行吧 Okay.
进来吧，我给你弹吉他 Come on in. I'll play the guitar at you.
太棒啦！ Oh, yay!
♪ 我不知道 自己是否足够优秀 ♪ ♪ Said I don't know if I've Ever been good enough ♪
♪ 我有点木纳 ♪ ♪ I'm a little bit rusty ♪
♪ 我的思绪也很混乱 ♪ ♪ And I think My head is cavin' in ♪
♪ 我也不知道 是否有人爱过我 ♪ ♪ And I don't know if I've Ever been really loved ♪
四小时后…
♪ 在有人伸出手 轻抚我时 ♪ ♪ By a hand That's touched me ♪
♪ 我总会感觉要有所失 ♪ ♪ And I feel like Something's got to give ♪
♪ 让我有点生气 ♪ ♪ And I'm a little bit angry, Well ♪
♪ 这一切不会结束 至少不是现在 ♪ ♪ This ain't over, No, not here, no ♪
♪ 因为我仍然需要你在我身边 ♪ ♪ Not while I still Need you around ♪
♪ 你不欠我什么 ♪ ♪ You don't owe me ♪
♪ 我们可能会改变 是的 ♪ ♪ We might change, yeah ♪
♪ 也许我们会感觉很好 ♪ ♪ Yeah, We just might feel good ♪
♪ 我想让你被我摆布 ♪ ♪ I wanna push you around ♪
♪ 我会的 我会的 ♪ ♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪
♪ 我想任意支配你 ♪ ♪ I wanna push you down ♪
♪ 我会的 我会的 ♪ ♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪
这是我们计划的最后一环 This is the final stage of our plan.
让他们梦想成真 Give them their dream come true.
在快乐到顶点的时候 And at the peak of their happiness,
在他们觉得你真的很爱这首歌的时候 when they think you actually care about this song...
直接猛泼冷水 You take it all away.
你给谁发信息呢？ Who are you texting?
- 没谁啊 - 让我… - No one. - Let me just...
肯！ Ken!
抱歉，稍等下 Sorry. One sec.
你弹的歌简直太好听了 That's a beautiful song that you're playing.
你自己写的吗？ Did you write it?
是的，你想坐这听我弹 Yes. You want to sit here and watch me do it,
让我色咪咪盯着你，连着唱四个半小时吗？ while I stare uncomfortably into your eyes for four and a half minutes?
太想了 I would love that.
抱歉，稍等下 Sorry, one sec.
马上回来 Be right back.
玩弄他们的自尊心 You play on their egos
他们会很吃醋 and their petty jealousies,
让他们开始内斗 and you turn them against each other.
稍等 One sec.
抱歉 Sorry.
他们斗起来的时候，我们夺回芭比乐园 While they're fighting, we take back Barbie Land.
难道“长期、远距离… Does the title of long-term-distance casual
低投入成本的非正式女友”的头衔，屁都不算吗？ low-commitment girlfriend mean nothing?
我们该怎么办？ What do we do?
咱们一个一个教训她们 We beach every individual one of them off.
不要 No.
我们要打仗 We go to war.
- 打芭比吗？ - 不，打肯 - Against the Barbies? - No, against the Kens.
- 自己打自己吗？ - 是其他的肯 - But we are the Kens. - The other Kens.
咱不能叫他们肯，不然会搞混的 We should probably call them something else so it doesn't get confusing.
不用啊，咱们自己知道啥意思 No, because we'll know what we mean.
但咱们上战场了 But when we're on the battlefield
你来句“肯在四点钟方向” and you say "Ken at four o'clock,"
我咋知道这个肯是敌是友？ how will I know if you mean us Kens or the other Kens?
因为…好哥们，咱们早上十点打 Because, my dudes, we attack at ten o'clock
利用好晨浪 and take advantage of the morning waves.
但会不会太早了？我们还想睡觉呢 But not so early 'cause we're gonna want to sleep in.
确实 Right.
咱们用什么武器呢？我们没枪 But what will we fight with? We have no guns.
就用网球拍和排球 Tennis rackets and volleyballs.
还有抽嘴巴 And slap fights.
还有扯头发 And beach offs.
- 太棒了 - 天才之举 - Yes. - Oh, yeah.
♪ 似乎不论我怎么做 ♪ ♪ Doesn't seem to matter what I do ♪
♪ 我永远是万年老二 ♪ ♪ I'm always number two ♪
♪ 没有人知道我付出了多少 ♪ ♪ No one knows how hard I tried ♪
♪ 心中的情绪 我无法诠释 ♪ ♪ Oh, I, I have feelings that I can't explain ♪
♪ 我要被逼疯了 ♪ ♪ Driving me insane ♪
♪ 我一生谦卑有礼 ♪ ♪ All my life been so polite ♪
♪ 但今夜我只能独自入睡 ♪ ♪ But I'll sleep alone tonight ♪
♪ 因为我仅是肯 ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 其他任何地方 我都是满分好男人 ♪ ♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪
♪ 这是我的宿命吗 ♪ ♪ Is it my destiny to live and die ♪
♪ 一辈子只能是金发嫩男 ♪ ♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪
♪ 我仅是肯 ♪ ♪ I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 我的爱人把我当朋友 ♪ ♪ Where I see love she sees a friend ♪
♪ 我要怎么做 ♪ ♪ What will it take for her ♪
♪ 才能让她看到我内心的狂热 ♪ ♪ To see the man behind the tan ♪
♪ 能为我斗争 ♪ ♪ And fight for me? ♪
我们马里布海滩见！ I'll see you on the Malibu beach!
冲啊！ Charge!
♪ 你不能 肯 你做不到 肯 ♪ ♪ You can't, Ken, you can't, Ken ♪
♪ 你做不到 肯 ♪ ♪ You can't, Ken ♪
他们开始自相残杀了 And now they destroy themselves.
你猜我在想什么？ You know what I think?
咱应该先把宪法改回去 I think we should put our freaking Constitution back.
- 对啊 - 好主意 - Yes. - That's a great idea.
这可真是个大马蜂窝啊 This is a real hornet's nest in here.
注意两边 Watch your flank.
- 我中弹了 - 这是不可能的 - I got shot. - That's impossible.
- 这里有真武器吗？ - 没有 - Are there real weapons here? - Nope.
♪ 我想知道 爱情的滋味 ♪ ♪ I wanna know what it's like to love ♪
♪ 真真切切感受到爱 ♪ ♪ To be the real thing ♪
♪ 难道这是罪 ♪ ♪ Is it a crime? ♪
♪ 爱上别人的我 难道不是天菜 ♪ ♪ Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings? ♪
♪ 我的闪耀时刻已来到 还是我在臆想 ♪ ♪ And is my moment finally here or am I dreaming? ♪
♪ 我可不爱做美梦 ♪ ♪ I'm no dreamer ♪
救命啊哈哈哈 这个动作也太海澜之家了 :)
♪ 肯 ♪ ♪ Ken ♪
♪ 你能感受到吗 ♪ ♪ Can you feel? ♪
♪ 可以吗 ♪ ♪ Can't you? ♪
♪ 肯 ♪ ♪ Ken ♪
♪ 他们是肯 你是肯 我们都是肯 ♪ ♪ They are, you are, we are ♪
♪ 我只是肯 ♪ ♪ I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 其他任何地方 我都是满分好男人 ♪ ♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪
♪ 这是我的宿命吗 ♪ ♪ Is it my destiny to live and die ♪
♪ 一辈子只能是金发嫩男 ♪ ♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪
♪ 我仅是肯 ♪ ♪ I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 我的爱人把我当朋友 ♪ ♪ Where I see love she sees a friend ♪
♪ 我要怎么做 ♪ ♪ What will it take for her ♪
♪ 才能让她看到我内心的狂热 ♪ ♪ To see the man behind the tan ♪
♪ 能为我斗争 ♪ ♪ And fight for me? ♪
♪ 我仅是肯 ♪ ♪ I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 我受够了 ♪ ♪ And I'm enough ♪
♪ 我很会做事 ♪ ♪ And I'm great at doing stuff ♪
♪ 所以 尽请期待我吧 ♪ ♪ So, hey, check me out ♪
♪ 是啊 我只是肯 ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 我名叫肯 ♪ ♪ My name's Ken ♪
♪ 我也是 ♪ ♪ And so am I ♪
♪ 好哥们把手与我紧握 ♪ ♪ Put that manly hand in mine ♪
♪ 嘿 世界 尽请期待我吧 ♪ ♪ So, hey, world, check me out ♪
♪ 耶 我仅是肯 ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 宝贝 我只是肯 ♪ ♪ Baby, I'm just Ken ♪
- 肯！肯 - 怎么了？ - Ken! Ken. - Huh? Yeah?
咱们今天不是要投票吗？ Weren't we supposed to vote today?
- 什么？ - 修宪投票啊 - What? - To change the Constitution.
- 是今天吗？ - 是的 - Oh, it was today, wasn't it? - Yeah.
好啦姐妹们，咱们开始吧 Okay, ladies, let's do this.
愿意让芭比乐园重回正常的人 All those in favor of letting Barbie Land be Barbie Land,
说“Aye” say "Aye."
我太开心啦 I'm so happy.
冲呀！芭比，冲呀！芭比，冲呀！芭比 Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!
这是我的错觉 Is it just my imagination,
怎么感觉咱们的房屋屋变得有点梦幻豪宅了？ or did these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses just get dreamier?
因为这就是梦幻豪宅，操你们妈 That's because they're Dreamhouses, mother....
没错 That's right.
我们已经把芭比乐园宪法恢复原状了 We've reinstated the Barbie Land Constitution to what it should be.
而且所有芭比头脑都恢复正常了 And restored all the Barbies' brains and autonomy.
没错！ Yes!
而且我们彻底消毒了这些房子 And we seriously disinfected those houses.
我们怎么办？ What do we do?
肯们！ Kens!
- 我们要进攻谁？长官 - 不了 - Who are we attacking, sir? - No...
不要 No...
别看人家！ Don't look at me!
他哭了吗？ Is he crying?
给我们点时间 Just give us a minute.
肯 Ken.
你还好嘛？ Are you okay?
好得很 Yeah. Totally.
男人哭吧不是罪 It's okay if you're crying.
你知道的，我也哭了，感觉还挺奇妙的 You know, I cried too. It's actually kind of amazing.
我是个开明的好男人，我知道落泪不等同软弱 I'm a liberated man. I know crying is not weak.
好呢 Okay.
你想坐起来几分钟嘛？ You wanna sit up for a minute?
这就是… This, uh...
管理国家太难了 It was hard running stuff.
我很不喜欢 I didn't love it.
我懂你 I get it.
而且这些迷你冰箱太小了 And those mini-fridges are so small.
- 确实 - 只能放六瓶饮料 - Mm-hmm. - You could only fit a six pack in them.
而且冷冻柜压根没用 And the freezers are basically useless.
说实话，在我发现父权制的主体，不是马的时候 To be honest, when I found out that patriarchy wasn't about horses,
我已经没兴趣了 I lost interest anyway.
没事的 That's okay.
我一直觉得这是我们的屋子 I always thought this would be our house.
肯 Ken.
我欠你一句对不起 I think I owe you an apology.
我很抱歉，把你的一切当成理所当然 I'm really sorry I took you for granted.
不是每晚都必须跟姐妹一块过的 Not every night had to be girls' night.
谢谢你说这些 Thank you for saying that.
谢谢你 Thank you.
等下，我不是这个意思 Oh. I didn't mean to suggest, uh...
离开你，我真的不知道自己是谁 I just don't know who I am without you.
你是肯啊 You're Ken.
那也是建立在有芭比的基础上的 But it's "Barbie and Ken."
根本没有离开芭比的肯 There is no just "Ken."
我被创造的初衷就是这样 That's why I was created.
我只有… I only exist
在你温暖凝视我的时候，才是真的活着 within the warmth of your gaze.
没有它 Without it,
我只是个不会后空翻的路人金发男 I'm just another blond guy who can't do flips.
也许是时候发掘一下肯的本色了 Maybe it's time to discover who Ken is.
- 好的，我懂你意思 - 好的 - Okay. I think I get it now. - Okay.
不要啊，我不是这个意思 No, no, no! This isn't the answer.
我觉得自己是小丑 I feel so stupid.
我看起来也好傻 I look so stupid.
我看起来像小丑！ I look so stupid!
- 不是 - 你超帅的 - No! - So cool. You look so cool.
好了，肯 Okay. Ken,
你要领悟出在没有我的时候，自己是什么样的人 you have to figure out who you are without me.
为什么？ Why?
你是自己的女友 You're not your girlfriend.
也不是房子，更不是那件貂皮大衣 You're not your house, you're not your mink.
- 海滩呢？ - 也不是 - Beach? - Nope.
你才不为海滩活[你根本不是婊男] You're not even beach.
可能那些你自认为造就你的所有事物 Maybe all the things that you thought made you you
并不是真的你 aren't... really you.
可能人人都说没有芭比就没有肯 Maybe it's Barbie and...
但你就是肯 it's Ken.
肯就是… Ken is...
我吗？ me?
是的 Yes.
肯就是我！ Ken is me!
我也是独立的芭比 And I'm Barbie.
肯 Ken...
就是我！ is me!
肯就是我！ Ken is me!
- 肯就是我 - 肯就是我！ - Ken is me! - Ken is me!
我是不是肯都无所谓 I don't even care about being Ken anymore.
我真的很想念好朋友芭比！ I just miss my friend Barbie!
- 太酷了 - 芭比！ - That's cool! - Barbie!
在这呢 I'm right here.
肯！ Ken!
我想把这个送给你 I want you to have it.
嗷，你人还怪好呢 Aw. That's nice.
我们只是因为不知道自己是谁，才会打架 We were only fighting because we didn't know who we were.
肯就是我！ Ken is me!
肯说得对 Ken is right.
当领导太难了 It's just so hard to be a leader.
那是我上司 That's my boss.
吓死我了 Ahh.
蜜姬，差点被你吓晕 Midge, gosh.
她不是被咱停产了 I thought we discontinued her.
你知道有多少次 Look, do you know how many times
我想站在董事会大喊 I've wanted to stand up in a board meeting and just say,
“咱们能胡挠痒痒吗” "Can we just tickle each other?"
- 真假 - 咱们来个公司团建 - Really? - Let's have a company retreat
互挠痒痒吧 and just tickle each other.
谁挠我一下，谁挠我一下 Someone get me. Someone get me.
我喜欢被挠 I love being tickled.
不不不，别抱我，别抱我 No, no, no. Don't hug me. Don't hug me.
但感谢芭比 But thanks to the Barbies,
我也从这场苦难里解脱了，没丢掉饭碗 I, too, can now relieve myself of this heavy existential burden while
还保住了我CEO的头衔 holding on to the very real title of CEO.
而且我们能把芭比乐园完全恢复原状 And we can restore everything in Barbie Land to exactly the way it was.
- 美泰先生，我… - 请叫我老妈 - Mister Mattel, I just... - Please. Call me Mother.
还是不叫了吧 No, thank you.
我不觉得所有事物都要回归原样 I don't think that things should go back to the way that they were.
不该有芭比活在阴影中 No Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows.
艾伦也是 Or Allan.
- 嘿 - 我吗？ - Hey. - Me?
- 是呢 - 你好 - Yeah. - Oh. Hello.
我想说 I just want to say,
很抱歉，我们人前人后都喊你怪人芭比 I'm sorry we called you Weird Barbie behind your back and also to your face.
没事啦，挺好的 That's okay. I'm owning it.
你想在我的内阁工作吗？ Would you like a job in my cabinet?
我能管理公共卫生吗？ May I please have sanitation?
成交了 It's yours.
- 啊谢谢你 - 没事啦 - Yeah, thank you. - All right.
总统女士 Madam President.
请问能不能让肯做最高法院法官？ Please, may the Kens have one Supreme Court Justice?
这可不行 Oh, I can't do that.
不过可以做下级巡回法院的法官 But maybe a lower circuit court judgeship.
可以啊，能穿长袍就好了 We accept. As long as we can wear robes.
肯总要有个开始嘛 Well, the Kens have to start somewhere.
总有一天 And one day,
肯们在芭比乐园获得的权利、产生的影响 the Kens will have as much power and influence in Barbie Land
会和现实世界的女性一样多 as women have in the Real World.
不，我不想说 No, I don't want to.
- 说吧 - 不行 - Just go! - I can't.
- 成熟点，去吧 - 我有个想法 - Grow up and go. - I have an idea.
讲讲你的奇思妙想吧，孩子 Tell me your secret dream, child.
为什么不生产一个普通芭比？ Okay, what about Ordinary Barbie?
她并不特别，也不是什么总统 She's not extraordinary. She's not president of anything,
也可能是 or maybe she is.
她可能是个妈妈，也可能不是 Maybe she's a mom. Maybe she's not.
因为想做妈妈没问题 Because it's okay to just want to be a mom,
想做总统也没问题，或者一位母亲总统也无妨 or to wanna be president or a mom who is president.
或者是不想做总统的妈妈 Or not a mom who's also not president.
她只有一件喜欢的上衣 She just has a flattering top,
而且她只想自我感觉良好的 and she wants to get through the day
过完这一天 feeling kinda good about herself.
这个想法真的很烂 That's a terrible idea.
但能赚钱 Yeah, that's going to make money.
妈呀，普通芭比，我爱了，太棒了 Oh. Ordinary Barbie. I love it. Fantastic.
太棒了 Okay, great.
- 很棒 - 酷 - Great. - Cool.
- 是呢 - 可以嘛？ - Yes. - We good?
我觉得可以，是吧？ I think we're good, right?
话不多说，开干吧 All right, let's begin the work
关闭两个世界的传送门 to close the portal between our two worlds.
嘿，那芭比怎么办？ Hey, what about Barbie?
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
那芭比怎么办？ Yeah, what about Barbie?
她的结局是什么？她有什么回报？ What's her ending? What does she get?
这还不简单，她跟肯热恋呗 Well, that's easy. She's in love with Ken.
她的归宿才不是这样的 That is not her ending.
我不会跟肯热恋的 I'm not in love with Ken.
你想要什么？ What do you want?
我不知道，我… I don't know. I'm...
我也不是很清楚自己该何去何从 I'm not really sure where I belong anymore.
我觉得自己没有结局 I don't think I have an ending.
这才是重点 That was always the point.
是我创造的你，芭比的故事永无尽头 I created you so you wouldn't have an ending.
是你 It's you.
你是美泰的露丝 You're Ruth from Mattel.
宝贝，我就是美泰 Baby, I am Mattel.
在国税局找我喝茶之前是…串台了 Until the IRS got to me, but that's another movie.
所以你是 So, you're...
露丝·哈德勒，芭比的发明人 Ruth Handler. Inventor of Barbie.
什么？ What?
太酷了 That's so cool.
她的魂魄一直逗留在公司十七层 Her ghost keeps an office on the 17th floor.
- 什么？ - 什么情况？ - What? - What?
大家伙啊 You guys,
你们觉得发明芭比的人，必须要跟芭比长得一样嘛？ you think the lady who invented Barbie looks like Barbie?
晚年的时候，露丝不幸患上乳腺癌，双乳切除 我是个一米五二的老太婆，而且还做了双乳切除手术 I'm a five-foot-nothing grandma with a double mastectomy...
我还偷税漏税 ...and tax evasion issues.
没人长得像芭比啦 Nobody looks like Barbie,
当然啦，除芭比之外，得瑟下吧，宝贝 except, of course, Barbie. Take a bow, honey.
我已经不觉得自己是芭比了 I don't really feel like Barbie anymore.
过来，咱娘俩散散步 Come, walk with me.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢你芭比 Thank you, Barbie.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我不太确定，自己现在该怎么做 I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do now.
我一直都是经典款芭比 I've always been Stereotypical Barbie,
我真不觉得自己擅长什么事情 and I don't think I'm really good at anything else.
你可是把芭比乐园从父权制手里救回来了啊 You saved Barbie Land from patriarchy.
都是团队帮忙啦 That was very much a group effort.
你帮了那对母女，让她们心连心 And you helped that mother and daughter connect.
是她们互相救赎 They really helped each other.
莫非你是谦逊款芭比？ Maybe you're Self-Effacing Barbie?
也可能我不再是芭比了呢 Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore.
你要知道，凡人生命终将油尽灯枯 You understand that humans only have one ending.
但创意永存于世，人类可就没那么幸运了 Ideas live forever, humans not so much.
你知道的，是吧？ You know that, right?
我知道 I do.
做个人类也有很多不舒服的呢 Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable.
我清楚 I know.
人类总在搞事，创造了父权制，还有芭比 Humans make things up like patriarchy and Barbie
只是为了应对社会中的不适 just to deal with how uncomfortable it is.
我理解 I understand that.
然后人还会死 And then you die.
是呢 Yeah.
是啊 Yeah.
我想当一个人类 I want to be a part of the people
一个有意义的人 that make meaning.
而不是被制造出的物件 Not the thing that's made.
我希望自己可以思考创造，而不是做个创意 I want to do the imagining. I don't wanna be the idea.
您能理解我的意思吗？ Does that make sense?
我一直相信芭比会给我惊喜 I always knew that Barbie would surprise me,
但我没想到会这样 but I never expected this.
您可以允许我变成人类吗？ Do you give me permission to become human?
你不需要我允许呀 You don't need my permission.
但你发明的我，你… But you're the creator. You...
难道不要控制我吗？ Don't you control me?
我不能控制你 I can't control you
就像我不能控制自己的女儿一样 any more than I can control my own daughter.
我给你取了她的名字，芭芭拉 I named you after her, Barbara.
我对你充满希望，就像希望她前路无碍一样 And I always hoped for you like I hoped for her.
母亲会留在原地 We mothers stand still
女儿回头看，就能知道自己走了多远 so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come.
所以变成人类，我不需要… So, being human's not something I need to...
请示或祈求吗？我直接… ask for or even want? I can just...
领悟了大道便已成人吗？ It's something that I just discover I am?
凭良心说，我不能让你在迷茫的情况下 I can't in good conscience let you take this leap
盲目的跨出这一步 without you knowing what it means.
握住我的手 Take my hands.
闭上眼 Now close your eyes.
用心感受吧 Now feel.
《我为何而生》 比莉·艾丽什 "What Was I Made For" by Billie Eilish
♪ 我曾飘然空中 ♪ ♪ I used to float ♪
♪ 如今只剩坠落 ♪ ♪ Now I just fall down ♪
♪ 往昔熟知的一切 ♪ ♪ I used to know ♪
♪ 如今却无所适从 ♪ ♪ But I'm not sure now ♪
♪ 我究竟从何而来 ♪ ♪ What I was made for ♪
♪ 究竟为何而生 ♪ ♪ What was I made for? ♪
♪ 因为我…我… ♪ ♪ 'Cause I... 'Cause I... ♪
♪ 我不知该作何感受 我不知该作何感受 ♪ ♪ I don't know how to feel ♪
♪ 但我渴望尝试 ♪ ♪ But I want to try ♪
♪ 我不知该作何感受 ♪ ♪ I don't know how to feel ♪
♪ 但某日 我或会 ♪ ♪ But someday I might ♪
♪ 有天 我或许会有所领悟 ♪ ♪ Someday I might ♪
我愿意 Yes.
所以，芭比离开了粉色塑料的芭比乐园 So, Barbie left behind the pastels and plastics of Barbie Land
选择了勇闯洛杉矶 for the pastels and plastics of Los Angeles.
好啦，相信你载我 Okay. Thanks for the lift.
你可以的 You got this.
我真的为你骄傲 I'm really proud of you.
[西班牙语] 我为你感到“脚”傲 Estoy muy orguoso de ti.
读音有问题哦 Orgulloso.
骄傲，感到骄傲 Orgulloso... Orgulloso de ti.
很棒哦，很准啦 There you go. Close enough.
你们太好啦！谢谢你！谢谢 You guys are the best. Thank you. Thank you.
干就完了 Okay. Whew! Let's do this.
[西班牙语] 没问题的 Si se puede.
著名的美国民权领袖 Cesar Chavez 曾使用这个口号 这是政治宣言，太正式啦 That's a political statement.
不太合适啦，老爹 That's appropriation, Dad.
- 你做完了，我们在这等你哦 - 我们爱你！ - We'll be here when you're done. - We love you!
- 好的 - 我们爱你！ - Okay. - We love you!
嗨 Hi.
姓名？ Name?
哈德勒·科玛·芭芭拉 Handler, comma, Barbara.
您来这里看什么病呢？芭芭拉 And what are you here for today, Barbara?
我来看我的妇科医生 I'm here to see my gynecologist.