- [SINGING] We're tiny. - We're Icon-y.
We're all a little loony.
And in this cartoon-y We're invading your TV.
We're comic dispenses.
We crack up all the censors.
On Tiny Tn Adventures Get a dose of comedy.
So here's Acme Acres It's a whole wide world apart.
Our home sweet home It stands alone.
A cartoon work of art.
The scripts were rejected Expect the unexpected.
On Tiny Tn Adventures It? About to start.
They're furry, they're funny.
They've Babs and Buster Bunny.
Montana Max has money Elmyra is a pain.
- Here's Ham ton. - And Plucky.
Dizzy Devil's yucky.
Furrball': unlucky And Gaga is insane.
Al.' Acme Looniversity We earn our Teen degree.
The teaching stilt': been getting laughs Since 1933.
We 're tiny We 're teen-y.
We're all a little loony.
It's Tiny Tenn Adventures Come and join the fun.
And now our song is done.
NARRATOR: Do you have what it takes to be a classic cannon star?
Can you crash Ink-first into a bee and feel no pain?
Suffer degrading acts of humiliation and retain your sense of humor?
Ingest dangerous objects and still keep smiling?
[HICCUPS]
Then come to Warner Bros. Studios today...
and audition for the new Warner Bros. Cartoon Acme Qop.
Came an, Buster. You promised to go to the Two-Tune Cinema with me.
I don't know, Babs-area.
Maybe we should skip the movie and audition for Acme Oop.
Why? We've gut our awn show.
[SINGING] We're tiny, we're Icon-y We're an each afternoon-y.
That's us, remember?
Yeah, but what if our show gets the ax?
What if we lose our time slat?
What if Tiny Toons goes off the air?
What if we became has-beans'?
We'll end up an Toonywood Squares.
Buster and Babs to black, please.
[SCREAMS]
Don't worry, Buster, our 'gobs are sale.
Believe in yourself. You're a big star.
PLUCKY: Did someone mention a big star?
You must be talking about me, Hudson Duck.
Don't bother to audition, rabbits.
After the Warner Bras. Executives get a load of my new movie Hudson Duck...
Acme Oop will be canned and shelved like yesterday's peas.
I'd invite you ta the screening today but it's private.
Studio hunches only.
Still, you're welcome to wait outside and beg for my autograph.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
You're right, Babs, our careers are safe. Let's go to the movies.
BABS: Two-Tune Town.
BUSTER: The Big Buzz of 1932.
Afternoon, bub. - Hi. Two, please.
Say, sister, what do you know?
[IMITATING MAE WEST] I know my mother told meta stay away from strangers...
and, bub, you're as strange as they came.
Wuuhuu'.!
She's a live one, huh?
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey, that's that guy in the lobby.
Foxy works here.
Say, sister, what do you know?
Evening, swells. I'm Roll!-.
That's Foxy on sax and Goopy Geer on piano.
Hit if, fellas.
[SINGING] Bee-bop-a-buzzing bumble bee You're my loving honey pie.
You can buzz around with me You're the only bee I got.
Buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing
I'm a flower, you're my bee.
Buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing.
Squeeze the nectar out of me Everybody buzz
[BEES BUZZING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[BABS E BUSTER CHEERING]
Buzz off, folks-
Foxy, you were fantastic.
[CHUCKLES]
The Hues recognized me, huh?
Hues? Na, we're Buster and Babs Bunny.
Na relation.
In Two-Tune Town, we call you teens "Hues"...
"because, sister, heh, heh, you got color."
Hey, when's your next cartoon coming out, Foxy?
Get out of town. I'm a Two-Tune. Na work for Two-Tunes, so we gave it up.
- Gave it up? Na way. - Yeah.
The last time we worked was years ago.
Roxy and I were an Toonywood Squares.
[GULPS]
[GASPS]
[BIG BEE BUZZING]
FOXY: It's the man from Acme.
Big Bee is gonna sell his buzz. We gotta stop him.
[BUZNG]
Tan late.
We've all had to sell our sound effects and music just to make ends meet.
This is way tan sad.
You think this is sad, sister?
Wait till you hear Gaapy Geer play piano.
Heh, heh. Yeah. I play by ear.
Maybe they should audition for Acme Oop.
Gaapy Geer, right? And Roxy? Heh.
- I thought you guys were dead. - They're not dead, mister.
They're big stars.
In fact, they've gut an audition today...
at Warner Bras. For the new cartoon Acme Oop.
- [IN UNISON] We do? - Yeah, they do.
All right, all right. Lack, Gaap, I don't have all day.
You wanna sell the piano or not?
I gotta eat and I gut nothing left to sell 5a...
If you take that piano, mister, I'll hop on your head.
Have it your way.
Oh, and good luck on the audition, Two-Tones.
[CACKLING]
Listen up, Two-Tunes, you will get work.
I have the strength ta fight for you.
If I have to, I'll give up everything for you but you will be stars again.
[CRYING]
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
Eat your heart out, Susan Lucci.
To prepare you for your audition, I will be your acting coach.
And I will return to Acme Acres where...
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] ...like Rabin Hand, I
will beg, barrow, and if I have to, steal...
new music and sound effects for you.
Hey, nanny, nanny and away!
Yes, Gcupy?
Haw did he do that whirly change thingy?
Like this.
[SINGING] Getting acquainted.
Getting in find out what you've like
[GASPS
Well, uh, let's skip the spinning.
New what we need to dais update your act a bit.
Make it more '90s.
You'll do a modern, flirty, funny routine, I originated an Tiny Toon Adventures.
Dc you like my ears better up or dawn?
I don't get it.
Say, sister, what do you think of my ears?
How's this?
Uh-h.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
BUSTER: Will you please give your music to those who are in need?
Na. Quiet!
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Darn, I gotta steal.
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
Oops, I'm in trouble now.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
New music, check. New for some sound effects.
[BUSTER READS SIGN]
Perfect.
[CLEARS TH ROAT]
-Uh, pardon me, sir. SAM: Na handouts, Varmint!
Oh, watch me sweet talk this guy.
[IN HIGH-PITCHED SOUTHERN ACCENT] Ahem, you all.
[WOLF WHISTLES]
Well, ma'am. You're prettier than an ax roast.
[ensues]
Why, thank you, you naughty old, cowpoke, you.
Now would you be a doll and get a "plop" sound effect for little old me?
Pretty please?
It's way up there, isn't it?
I gut it, sugar dumpling.
One "plop," an the house, sugar dumpling.
[CHUCKLING]
[GIGGLING]
Oh, nawl need me a:
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
You know, darling, awhatchamacallit.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
You mean a:
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
Yes.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
New get up an that ladder and fetch. It's way up there.
Oh, hurry. There are two horrible bad men in the stare.
Oh, help, help. Rubbers.
[GUNSHOTS]
They gut you, Sammy, they gut you.
- They did? - Oh, yes. They did. Baahaa, baahaa.
The dirty varmints.
[THUD5]
I'm a goner.
"Thanks for the free sound effects. Lave, Buster Bunny...
a.k.a. Sugar Dumpling."
Are you sure you guys don't wanna wait for Buster to show up?
Na, we're ready ta audition, let's get it aver with.
Yes, sir. We gut our ears an our heads and not an our butts.
That's not it. We sing and tie up our ears in knots.
Na way, brother. We fight with our ears and we're funny with our butts.
- Right, Roxy? - Dan't ask me. I don't get it.
People, people. Don't go all Delta Burke on me, all right?
- Sarry, sister. - Listen, let's just forget the routine.
Ga in there, be yourselves and have fun.
- |t's just an audition, right? - [IN umsou] Right.
BABS: And don't be nervous.
Warner casting executives are sweet and personable...
and really care about actors.
I hate my life.
BUSTER [IN BRITISH ACCENT]: I hope I'm not tan late for the Two-Tune audition.
I'm Babs Silverman. William "Don't Ignore Us" Agency.
These are my clients...
the funny-funny-really-funny-funny Foxy, Roxy, Gaapy Geer and Big Bee.
Thank you, we've seen enough.
What?
You're very well-drawn characters. Nat bright, not dazzling, but well drawn.
And you may be funny-funny-really-funny-funny teens...
but we have to consider merchandising potential.
Stuffed toys.
Acme Oop breakfast cereal.
Canned Acme Oop pasta by-praduct with imitation cheese.
And quite frankly we don't see any of you as marketable action figures.
- Thank you. - Say, sister, what do you know?
I told you Two-Tones don't work in this town.
See you in the movies.
Oh, yeah, I guess not.
Faxy's a star. Roxy, Gaapy Geer, Big Bee, they're stars.
Yu just dismissed classic Warner Bras. Laney Teens...
- withaut even seeing what they can do. - |'ve made our decision.
Send in Plucky Duck. New if you'll excuse us...
we're going to screen an important new cartoon, Hudson Duck.
By the way, you've gut Man Gan Gai Pan in your teeth.
Greetings, executives.
I'm Plucky Duck, and this is my movie.
[SINGING] Would you like to make me a big star?
And make cartoons better than they are.
Oh, Warner Executives You'd show some pluck.
If you would hire Hudson Duck
[LAUGHING]
Is that funny, or what?
[YAWNING]
Oh, but this next part is a scream.
[LAUGHING]
Sc haw did the audition go, Two-Tunes?
Heh, that's what I thought.
Se, Gaapy, you wanna sell the piano?
Here, I'll even throw in an extra buck.
Nope.
I may starve but I can't sell my piano.
That would mean I really gave up.
But I'm not a quitter. Nope. I'm Gaapy Geer.
MAN: Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, right.
You're nothing but a has-been.
BUSTER: Tallyha!
- Ta-da. - Great timing, Buster.
A little late for the audition, though.
- |t's aver. - [|N NORMAL VOICE] Sorry, guys.
Gee, all I can say is:
[SCREAMS]
[RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, sorry.
Just kidding.
[BUZNG]
[ALL CHEERING]
[LAUGHING]
What's that strange, unfamiliar sound?
I believe it's called laughter.
This is the part of my movie...
where the audience gets up and runs to a window. Innovative, isn't it?
Say, Hues, thanks for everything.
What's this? What's this? You taans are in my way.
Move it. Move it.
Or we'll have you arrested for sidewalk obstruction.
Uh-ah, here goes our G-rating.
- I did it. - Way to go, Gaapy Geer.
Say, copper, these pedestrians are in the way of our piano.
But, but...
This is your butt and these are your ears.
[LAUGHING]
We lave it. You Two-Tunes are hysterical.
I am truly sorry I let you go earlier.
Why, you Two-Tunes are better than Tiny Teens.
- Better than Tiny Teens? - Na.
We're thinking of marketing a Gaapy Geer dull.
Pull a string and he whirls into funny clothes.
Kids will lave it.
Oh, and we have the perfect time slat for you.
The things you gotta do ta get work in this town.
[SINGING] We're Two-Tones, we're loony We're wacky, silly, goony.
You can watch our cartoon-y On your black and white TV.
Our comedy': faster We're ink and alabaster.
Uncolorized adventures Two-Tone classic comedy.
So here's Two-Tone Town It's where we live and where we play.
We're not in Technicolor We were drawn in shades of gray.
There's Foxy and Roxy They're straight out of muloxy.
On Two-Tune Town Adventures It's a Two-Tone day.
- There's Big Bee and Plucky. - I'm really Hudson Ducky.
And don'! Forget Goopy On those oh! Piano keys.
So come join the Two-Tones And our swarthy family.
Hilarious adventures Ebony and ivory.
We're Two-Tones, we're loony We're wacky, silly, goony.
And do you like our rs and butt Better up or dawn?
Let's go to Two-Tone Town.
"Don't worry, aurjabs our safe," she says.
[IMITATING BABS] "|'|| give up everything for you, but you will be stars again."
[IN NORMAL VOICE] New what, Babs?
Came an, we've gut a great new jab.
HOST: Hey, it's those stars of Tiny Toon Adventures.
WOMAN: I'd like Buster and Babs Bunny to black, please.
Remember, cartoon characters never die.
[IN UNISON] We just d game shows.
-Say good-night, Babs. Goad-night, Babs.
[English - US - SDH]