Okay, MoonRockers. Tonight,
好的，MoonRockers。今晚，
we are welcoming a new couple
我们欢迎一对新人
into our family.
进入我们的家庭。
Their pre-enlightenment names
他们的启蒙前名字
were Brenda and Ted,
是布伦达和特德，
but they will now be known
但现在它们将被知晓
as Sunrise and Male Number 28.
饰演 Sunrise 和 Male Number 28。
Hi, everyone.
大家好。
Wait, what?
等一下，什么？
I met Sunrise in a threesome
我在三人行中遇见了 Sunrise
with David Crosby.
和大卫克罗斯比一起。
And for her recruiting efforts,
她在招募人才方面所做的努力，
Flower here will now be receiving
这里的花现在将收到
extra carrots with dinner.
晚餐时多吃一些胡萝卜。
Male 11,
男 11,
you will be giving her your carrots.
你会把你的胡萝卜给她。
Sw... Uh... Thanks, Male 11.
嗯…呃…谢谢，男 11。
Just to catch our new members up, this...
只是为了让我们的新成员了解情况，这...
is the Moon Rock.
是月球岩石。
It is the sacred meteorite that guides us,
它是指引我们的神圣陨石，
creates the laws we live by,
制定我们赖以生存的法律，
and that only I can talk to.
并且只有我可以交谈。
In terms of living arrangements,
在生活安排方面，
Sunrise, you will be joining me and the other wives
日出，你将加入我和其他妻子
in the Moon Tent,
在月亮帐篷里，
and Number 44... Twenty-eight.
和 44 号...二十八。
Whatever. You will be communing with nature.
不管怎样。你将与大自然交流。
You will be given a blanket
您将获得一条毯子
and a stick with which to fend off badgers.
以及一根用来驱赶獾的棍子。
Yes, Flower?
是啊，花儿？
I was just wondering, is the world
我只是想知道，世界
still going to end next week?
下周还会结束吗？
Oh.
哦。
Uh... no.
呃...不。
The Moon Rock
月球岩石
is very happy with this situation
对这种情况非常满意
and, as such, has
因此，
called off the major meteor explosion
取消了重大流星爆炸
until sundown on...
直到日落...
...February 13,
...2月13日，
2025.
2025 年。
Oh! That's great news.
噢！这真是个好消息。
Well, that's all for tonight.
好了，今晚就到这里。
So, uh, wives... to the Moon Tent.
所以，呃，妻子们...去月亮帐篷吧。
And husbands... grab your sticks,
丈夫们，拿起你们的棍子，
and may the badgers be scarce tonight.
愿今晚獾的数量减少。
All right, team,
好的，团队，
I want you to look around.
我要你环顾四周。
You are the best
你是最棒的
that the Hudson Valley has to offer.
哈德逊河谷 (Hudson Valley) 的魅力所在。
- At this salary level. - Welcome aboard,
- 在这个工资水平上。- 欢迎加入，
everyone. Isaac Higgintoot.
大家好。艾萨克·希金图特。
Gabe I know from
加布我知道
my days in New York.
我在纽约的日子。
What this man can do at a prep station
这个人在准备站能做什么
is an inspiration.
是一种启发。
Oh, right, New York.
哦，对了，纽约。
Did I used to sell you weed?
我以前卖给你大麻吗？
I like Gabe.
我喜欢加布。
Great energy.
巨大的能量。
Cobra, Neel, very excited to work with both of you.
Cobra、Neel，非常高兴能与你们二位合作。
I would die for you, Chef.
我愿意为你而死，大厨。
Got to love Cobra's commitment.
必须要热爱 Cobra 的承诺。
Happy to be here. Quick "Q"...
很高兴来到这里。快速“问”...
who was that hot blonde I saw in here earlier?
我之前在这里看到的那个金发辣妹是谁？
That's my wife.
那是我的妻子。
- Not cool, Neel. - Moving on.
- 不酷，尼尔。- 继续。
Everyone, this is Amanda. What?
大家好，我是 Amanda。什么？
What'd I do? Please don't fire me.
我做了什么？请不要解雇我。
Child, don't worry. You were the only one that applied
孩子，别担心。你是唯一一个申请的人
- for the position. - By opening night,
- 担任该职位。 - 到开幕之夜，
this team will be a well-oiled machine.
这支队伍将成为一台运转良好的机器。
February 13, 2025...
2025 年 2 月 13 日……
that's the day that we make culinary history.
那是我们创造烹饪历史的日子。
Why does that date sound so familiar?
为什么这个日期听起来这么熟悉？
Yes, Gabe.
是的，加布。
Will there be drug tests?
是否会进行药物测试？
Wasn't planning on it.
本来没有计划这么做。
Seems like maybe there should be.
看起来也许应该有。
So, as you know,
所以，正如你所知，
the opening of Jay's restaurant is tomorrow night,
杰伊的餐厅明天晚上开业，
and the hottest ticket in town
以及城里最热门的门票
is a seat at the ghost table.
是幽灵桌旁的一个座位。
We're talking "Sugar Ray opening for Limp Bizkit
我们正在谈论“Sugar Ray 为 Limp Bizkit 做开场表演
- at Webster Hall" hot. - Oh, I love Sugar Ray.
- 在韦伯斯特音乐厅”很热。 - 哦，我喜欢 Sugar Ray。
I watched him beat the crap out of Roberto Durán in 1980.
1980 年我亲眼看着他痛打罗伯托·杜兰 (Roberto Durán)。
I know it's surprising,
我知道这令人吃惊，
but I love blood sports.
但我喜欢血腥运动。
Since Isaac is busy
由于艾萨克很忙
with the restaurant launch, I've been put in charge
随着餐厅的开业，我被任命负责
of choosing who will sit at the ghost table.
选择谁坐在幽灵桌旁。
Now, there are four seats,
现在有四个席位，
and, obviously, Isaac and I will be in two of them.
显然，艾萨克和我会参加其中两场。
Why do you get to go?
你为什么一定要去？
Because I'm Isaac's money manager,
因为我是艾萨克的理财经理，
by virtue of the fact that I went to Wharton
因为我就读于沃顿商学院
and I have the ability to touch buttons on a computer.
并且我有能力触摸计算机上的按钮。
Which brings me
这让我
to the reason
原因
that I gathered you all here.
我把你们都聚集在这里。
You are the finalists for the two remaining seats,
你们是剩余两个席位的最终候选人，
and I
和我
am now open for pitches.
现在可以接受推销了。
Go.
去。
This is preposterous.
这太荒谬了。
Hey, is Trevor pushing his leverage? Sure.
嘿，特雷弗是在利用自己的优势吗？当然。
But that's what good businessmen do.
但这正是优秀商人所做的。
Plus, the guy's looking great.
另外，这家伙看上去很棒。
What? I've never been to a restaurant before,
什么？我以前从来没去过餐馆，
okay? I want this.
可以吗？我想要这个。
I don't want to toot my own horn,
我不想吹嘘自己，
so I'll just throw others under the bus.
所以我就把其他人推到风口浪尖了。
You really want a guy
你真的想要一个男人
who smells like wolf urine sitting with you?
和你坐在一起有狼尿味的是谁？
That's a good point.
这是一个很好的观点。
Sorry, Thor.
对不起，托尔。
That was cutthroat.
那真是残酷。
But as someone who has cut many throat,
但作为一个曾经杀害过很多人的人，
Thor respect.
雷神敬佩。
Well, if Thor's out, then I'm out.
好吧，如果 Thor 出局，那我也出局。
I'm out, too.
我也出去了。
The truth is, with my ghost power,
事实上，凭​​借我的鬼魂力量，
I'm able to visit a restaurant anytime I like.
我可以随时去餐厅。
I've already smelled out, like, three times this week.
这周我已经闻到气味三次了。
This is ridiculous.
这太荒唐了。
I am the lady of this house, and, as such,
我是这所房子的女主人，因此，
I will not grovel for my rightful place at that table.
我不会为了在那张桌子上获得我应有的位置而卑躬屈膝。
Well, then you're out, too.
那你也出局了。
Congratulations, Alberta and Sass.
祝贺阿尔伯塔和萨斯。
I'll see you both at opening night.
首映之夜我会见到你们。
Sorry, Hetty.
对不起，海蒂。
You can still come to the opening.
你仍然可以来参加开幕式。
You just have to stand.
你只要站着就行。
I was standing front row
我站在前排
at an MMA fight last week.
在上周的一场 MMA 比赛中。
One of their teeth flew right through my head.
他们的一颗牙齿直接射穿了我的头。
Damn, Pete.
该死，皮特。
I have a lot of repressed rage.
我压抑着很多愤怒。
Cobra, come on.
柯布拉，来吧。
You were supposed to turn that 20 seconds ago.
你应该在 20 秒前就转动它。
Flounder is a delicate fish!
比目鱼是一种娇嫩的鱼！
And my favorite character from Animal House.
还有《动物屋》中我最喜欢的角色。
Oh! Stir that sauce, girl!
噢！姑娘，把酱汁搅拌一下！
What are you doing?
你在干什么？
It's so frustrating.
太令人沮丧了。
I just wish I could, like, Ratatouille them.
我只是希望我可以像料理鼠王一样让他们喜欢。
- What's "ratatouille"? - It's a movie
- “料理鼠王” 是什么？ - 这是一部电影
where a rat controls a cook. It's good.
老鼠控制厨师。很好。
It's about a restaurant. It's like that show The Bear,
这是关于一家餐馆的。就像那部电视剧《熊》，
but it's a comedy.
但这是一部喜剧。
Gabe, there's supposed to be
Gabe，应该有
three mini samosas on this plate.
盘子里有三个迷你萨摩萨三角饺。
- I - think I dropped one.
- 我 - 我想我掉了一个。
Aw,
噢，
I miss the munchies.
我怀念那些零食。
Hey, that's not bad. JAY: No.
嘿，那还不错。杰伊：不。
It's still not right.
还是不对。
It's undercooked. It's oversauced.
没煮熟，酱汁放多了。
We open tomorrow, and the kitchen staff isn't even ready.
我们明天开业，厨房工作人员却还没准备好。
Look, I know you're nervous about the restaurant opening,
我知道你对餐厅开业感到紧张，
but everything is gonna go great.
但一切都会顺利的。
Yeah, Gabe clearly enjoyed the samosa.
是的，加布显然很喜欢萨摩萨三角饺。
Gabe would probably eat a horse right now.
加布现在可能要吃掉一匹马了。
Is the point that Gabe has a refined palate?
重点是 Gabe 的味觉很敏锐吗？
And the lamb looks great. Here, let me try it.
羊肉看起来棒极了。来，我尝尝。
Mmm. This is good.
嗯。这个很好。
There's too much going on.
发生了太多事情了。
You can't even taste the meat.
你甚至尝不到肉的味道。
No, it's meaty.
不，它是肉质的。
But it could be meatier, right?
但它可以更有内涵，对吧？
"Meatier, right?"
“更肉质一些，对吧？”
"Meatier, right?"
“更肉质一些，对吧？”
Meteorite.
陨石。
That's what the meteorite is telling us.
这就是陨石告诉我们的。
February 13, 2025...
2025 年 2 月 13 日……
the day the world is gonna end.
世界末日的那一天。
February 13, 2025.
2025 年 2 月 13 日。
Sam, you and Jay need to get underground right now!
萨姆，你和杰伊现在就需要躲到地下！
What? The world is going to end tomorrow at sundown.
什么？明天日落时世界就会灭亡。
It has been foretold.
这已经被预言了。
What's going on? Is this a ghost thing?
这是怎么回事？这是鬼东西吗？
Exciting. It's Flower.
令人兴奋。这是花。
For some reason, she's saying
出于某种原因，她说
the world is gonna end tomorrow
明天世界末日就要来临
and we need to get underground.
我们需要进入地下。
I don't have time to deal with any Flower nonsense right now.
我现在没有时间处理任何有关 Flower 的废话。
The only disaster I'm worried about tomorrow
我唯一担心的明天的灾难
is Neel's tambda rassa.
是尼尔的 tambda rassa。
I should be there for Jay's talk with Neel.
我应该参加杰伊与尼尔的谈话。
Management.
管理。
Sam, you need to listen to me.
萨姆，你得听我说。
Okay, it's not a great time.
好吧，现在不是好时机。
¡Por Dios, Samantha, escúchame!
¡Por Dios，萨曼莎，escúchame！
¿Quieres morir?
我想死吗？
She only speak Spanish
她只会说西班牙语
when she very upset.
当她很沮丧的时候。
Flower teaching Thor little.
花儿在教小雷神。
And, not to brag, but she say it going "no bueno."
而且，并不是吹牛，但她说这“不太好”。
Flower, I appreciate that you're trying to help,
Flower，我很感激你努力帮助我，
but Jay is under a lot of stress right now.
但杰伊现在压力很大。
He's gonna be under a lot of moon rock pretty soon
他很快就会被月球岩石覆盖
if you don't heed my warning!
如果你不听我的警告！
Let's just get through the restaurant opening,
让我们先把餐厅开张的事情办完，
and then I promise you'll have my full attention
然后我保证你会得到我的全部关注
about the end of the world.
关于世界末日。
But you'll all be dead.
但你们都会死。
Uh-huh, sure, thank you.
嗯嗯，当然了，谢谢你。
I'm gonna save Sam and Jay.
我要去救萨姆和杰伊。
Even if it means stopping this restaurant opening
即使这意味着这家餐厅停止营业
from ever happening!
永远不会发生！
I'm so happy for you about
我为你感到高兴
your restaurant opening. Thank you, Hetty.
你的餐厅开业了。谢谢你，海蒂。
But I will be blunt...
但我会直言不讳......
I am concerned. About the lack
我很担心。关于缺乏
of horse pie on this menu?
菜单上有马肉馅饼吗？
Yes, it's a concern I share.
是的，我也有同样的担忧。
I'm just worried that with you situated at the ghost table,
我只是担心你坐在幽灵桌旁，
in the middle of all the action,
在所有的行动中，
you might accidentally get walked through.
你可能会不小心被穿过。
Oh, dear.
哦亲爱的。
And release my noxious curse.
并释放我的恶毒诅咒。
That would be terrible.
那太糟糕了。
That could clear the room.
这样就可以清理房间了。
But...
但...
not if you are safely tucked away in some dark corner.
如果你安全地藏在某个黑暗的角落里就不会这样。
Yes, I suppose, although I'd hate to be so sidelined.
是的，我想是的，尽管我不愿意被边缘化。
True. But one could argue that, from such a perch,
没错。但有人可能会说，从这个角度来看，
you might have a better vantage point from which
你可能有一个更好的视角
to view the entire space.
查看整个空间。
Hmm. Interesting.
嗯。有趣。
I always did like being far from the action in battle.
我总是喜欢远离战斗现场。
For strategic purposes.
为了战略目的。
But that does leave the matter of an empty seat.
但这确实留下了一个空席位的问题。
One that I would be happy to fill
我很乐意填补这个空缺
with your blessing.
祝您幸福。
Then it's settled.
那就定了。
You shall take my spot at the ghost table,
你将取代我在幽灵桌旁的位置，
and I shall triumphantly lurk in the corner,
我将胜利地潜伏在角落里，
watching over my success.
见证我的成功。
Huzzah. Huzzah!
好极了。好极了！
You guys, the world is ending tomorrow.
你们，明天世界末日就要来临了。
We got to stop the restaurant from opening
我们必须阻止餐馆开业
so we can save Sam and Jay.
这样我们就能救萨姆和杰伊。
Not now, Flower.
现在还不行，花儿。
We're discussing the big opening.
我们正在讨论盛大的开幕式。
And I'm going to watch from the sidelines,
我会站在场边观察，
where one can see it all.
在那里人们可以看到一切。
Why won't anyone listen?
为什么没人听？
Hmm.
唔。
Hey, guys.
嘿，大家好。
I need your help. Oh.
我需要你的帮助。哦。
What is it, Flower? Well,
怎么了，花儿？嗯，
I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
我不愿意成为带来坏消息的人……
Wait, did somebody just say "bear"?
等一下，刚才有人说了“熊”吗？
You did.
你做到了。
Oh, right.
哦，对的。
The thing is, I have it on good authority
事实是，我有充分的证据
that the world is going to end tomorrow.
世界明天就要毁灭了。
Really? According to the prophet,
真的吗？根据先知所说，
Bruce, there's going to be a massive meteorite shower,
布鲁斯，一场大型陨石雨即将来临，
- destroying all life on the Earth's surface. - You know,
- 毁灭地球表面所有生命。- 你知道，
it's interesting. We've been seeing
这很有趣。我们已经看到
some dark tidings down here.
这里有一些不好的消息。
The water heater recently died.
热水器最近坏了。
Hey, I'm buying what you're selling.
嘿，我要买你卖的东西。
In our experience, life usually does end
根据我们的经验，生命通常都会结束
with some mass catastrophic event.
发生一些大规模灾难事件。
Yeah, cholera outbreak, doomsday meteorite...
是啊，霍乱爆发，世界末日陨石……
it all checks out. If I could
一切都顺利。如果我能
just figure out a way to stop the restaurant opening,
想办法阻止餐馆开门，
we could save Sam and Jay's lives.
我们可以挽救萨姆和杰伊的生命。
Well, we might be able to help with that.
好吧，我们也许可以提供帮助。
Really? How?
真的吗？怎么办？
Did we ever tell you about our ghost powers?
我们曾经告诉过你我们的鬼魂力量吗？
Excited for the festivities tomorrow?
对明天的节日感到兴奋吗？
I am.
我是。
And I will be sure to wave at you from the ghost table.
我一定会从幽灵桌那儿向你挥手。
Well, it shan't be a far wave, because I'll be
好吧，这不会是一场遥远的浪潮，因为我会
just across the table,
就在桌子对面，
as I'm now also sitting there.
因为我现在也坐在那里。
No, you were sitting there.
不，你就坐在那里。
But I heard about your little conversation
但我听说了你们的谈话
and convinced Isaac that he'd be lonely in the corner.
并让艾萨克相信他在角落里会很孤独。
And now he'd like his good friend Hetty to join him.
现在他想让他的好朋友海蒂加入他。
I gave your seat to Baxter.
我把你的座位让给了巴克斯特。
Which I heard about
我听说过
and proceeded to convince Baxter that attending Isaac's opening
并开始说服 Baxter 参加 Isaac 的开幕式
would be a stab in the back to his good friend Nigel,
会背叛他的好朋友奈杰尔，
whom Isaac left at the altar.
以撒把他留在了祭坛上。
We can go round and round, Lefkowitz.
我们可以转来转去，莱夫科维茨。
Whatever. You're not sitting at that table.
随便吧。你不会坐在那张桌子旁边。
Is this because I'm Irish?
是因为我是一个爱尔兰人吗？
Haven't my proud people suffered enough?
我的骄傲的人民遭受的苦难还不够吗？
What?
什么？
This has nothing to do with that.
这与那件事无关。
Well, then why on earth are you so determined
那你为什么这么坚决
to exclude me from this dinner?
把我排除在这次晚宴之外？
Fine. If you must know,
好吧。如果你一定要知道，
it's 'cause I don't like how you ended things between us.
那是因为我不喜欢你结束我们之间关系的方式。
What? You broke up with me.
什么？你跟我分手了。
Because I caught you trying to get with Thor.
因为我发现你正试图接近托尔。
As part of a complicated Good Luck Chuck scenario.
作为复杂的“祝你好运查克”场景的一部分。
We've been through this. It doesn't matter.
我们都经历过这些。没关系。
You didn't even have the decency to talk to me about it first.
你甚至没有礼貌地先跟我谈谈这件事。
The point is,
重点是，
you're out, and I win.
你出局了，我赢了。
T-Money.
T-钱。
More like T-New Money!
更像是 T-New Money！
Yeah, that's right!
是啊！
That's the kind of quips you won't be getting
这些都是你不会得到的俏皮话
at that table without me there!
在那张没有我在那里的桌子上！
Excellent-looking marinade, Cobra.
看起来很棒的腌料，眼镜蛇。
I love the color on that chicken, Gabe.
我喜欢那只鸡的颜色，加布。
- And I love you, man. - Whatever Gabe
- 而且我爱你，哥们儿。- 不管怎样，加布
took in the bathroom is kicking in.
进入浴室后，
Amanda, that is a perfect consistency.
阿曼达，这真是完美的一致性。
Hey, what's the deal with that manager chick?
嘿，那个经理女孩怎么了？
Is she seeing anyone?
她正在和谁约会吗？
The deal is she's my sister.
事实是她是我的妹妹。
And yes, she's seeing someone.
是的，她正在和某人约会。
But is it, like, solid?
但它是固体吗？
It's really a numbers game for Neel.
对于尼尔来说，这确实是一场数字游戏。
Your number's zero.
你的号码是零。
Which is how high you can count, Thor.
这就是你能数到的最高数，托尔。
Thor count to one, which is number
托尔数到一，也就是数字
of small, ugly hats on your head.
头上戴着又小又丑的帽子。
Oh, the zingers.
噢，太精彩了。
I feel like I'm at a Dean Martin roast.
我感觉自己就像在参加迪恩·马丁烤肉派对一样。
So, how you feeling?
那么，你感觉怎么样？
Honestly, I don't want to jinx it,
说实话，我不想带来厄运，
but dinner service starts in an hour,
但晚餐服务一小时后开始，
and I think people are actually going to love it.
我认为人们确实会喜欢它。
We made it, guys.
我们成功了，朋友们。
Huzzah. Ah, this would be more impactful
好极了。啊，这会更有影响力
if either of you could hear me.
如果你们有人能听到我的话。
All right, let's hurry.
好嘞，咱们赶紧走吧。
After this, we still need to convince Sam and Jay
在此之后，我们仍然需要说服 Sam 和 Jay
to seek shelter downstairs with us.
和我们一起在楼下避难。
You heard the lady. Time to neutralize the kitchen staff.
你听到那位女士说的话了。是时候让厨房工作人员恢复正常了。
What's happening? ¡Viva la revolución!
发生什么事了？ ¡革命万岁！
Yeah, I feel good.
是的，我感觉很好。
Oh. Hey, guys.
哦。嘿，大家好。
What are you all doing up here?
你们都在这里干什么？
Attack!
攻击！
What the heck just happened?!
到底发生什么事了？！
We're saving Sam and Jay before the world ends.
我们要在世界末日来临之前拯救萨姆和杰伊。
Turns out the basement ghost power
地下室鬼魂力量
is giving people cholera.
给人们带来霍乱。
That not good.
那不太好。
Oh, they'll be all right tomorrow.
哦，明天他们就没事了。
But they're gonna have a rough night.
但他们将要度过一个艰难的夜晚。
This is a disaster. Flower, what the hell did you do?!
这简直是​​一场灾难。花儿，你到底做了什么？！
You ruined my restaurant!
你毁了我的餐厅！
For what it's worth, I'm hearing
不管怎样，我听说
that the cholera is temporary,
霍乱是暂时的，
and it's not contagious.
并且它不具有传染性。
Ooh, you hate when that's the good news.
噢，当那是好消息时你会讨厌它。
Do we have to, like, call the CDC? - What?
我们是否需要致电疾病预防控制中心？ - 什么？
No. We can't tell anyone about this.
不，我们不能告诉任何人这件事。
Ask for Gary Thomas. He'll be discreet.
询问 Gary Thomas。他会很谨慎。
He helped me out back in '84
他在 1984 年帮助过我
when there was a dengue fever outbreak in Laos,
当老挝爆发登革热时，
and I had to get the Robinsons home from their honeymoon.
我还得送罗宾逊一家度完蜜月回家。
Sam, tell Jay he might
山姆，告诉杰伊他可能会
be upset right now, but he is going
现在很沮丧，但他会
to be relieved when meteors rain down on the Earth,
当流星雨落在地球上时，
and all life on the surface is extinguished.
表面的一切生命都将灭绝。
- Yeah, these are some dark silver linings. - Okay, Bela,
- 是的，这确实是一个黑暗的希望。 - 好的，贝拉，
let's write up some sort of damage-control email
让我们写一些损害控制电子邮件
that doesn't specifically mention cholera
没有具体提到霍乱
- and send it to the guests. - Okay.
——然后发给客人。——好的。
We can use the template I have from when there was an outbreak
我们可以使用我在疫情爆发时使用的模板
of worms at the cat café.
猫咖啡馆里的蠕虫。
Cool.
凉爽的。
I can't believe you, Flower.
我真不敢相信你，弗劳尔。
You knew how important this night was to Jay.
你知道今晚对杰伊来说有多重要。
Please, Sam, we have to get to the basement.
拜托，山姆，我们必须去地下室。
The world is ending at sundown.
世界将在日落时终结。
Flower,
花，
the sun set almost a half an hour ago.
太阳大约半小时前就落山了。
Really? THORFINN: Yes.
真的吗？ 托尔芬：是的。
Great wolf Skoll already chase Sun out of sky
大狼斯科尔已经把太阳赶出天空
to begin nightly journey through Underworld.
开始夜间穿越冥界的旅程。
Sorry to get scientific.
抱歉，我说的是科学问题。
But...
但...
the world didn't end.
世界并没有毁灭。
I don't understand.
我不明白。
Bruce told us.
布鲁斯告诉我们的。
Wait. Did the meteorite lie to Bruce?
等一下。陨石对布鲁斯撒谎了吗？
Oh, she's so close.
噢，她离我这么近。
You really don't get it? Bruce lied.
你真的不明白吗？布鲁斯撒了谎。
He wasn't a prophet. He was a con man.
他不是一位先知。他是一位骗子。
The cult was a scam.
这个邪教是一个骗局。
It was?
是吗？
How do you not see that?
你怎么没注意到呢？
You ruined the restaurant opening for nothing.
你白白毁掉了餐厅的开业。
I'm such an idiot.
我真是个白痴。
Hey, guys, how's it going?
嘿，伙计们，最近怎么样？
Oh, wait. I remember.
哦，等一下。我记得。
I'm an idiot, and I've ruined everything.
我是个白痴，我毁了一切。
Trevor.
特雷弗。
May I sit, or am I banned
我可以坐吗？还是我被禁止了？
from all tables across the property?
来自酒店各处的桌子吗？
Knock yourself out.
尽情发挥吧。
You know, I very much enjoyed today's battle
你知道，我非常享受今天的战斗
of social manipulation.
社会操纵。
You are quite the formidable opponent.
你确实是一个强大的对手。
Yeah, well, you don't get to be president
是的，你当不了总统
of your local B'nai B'rith youth organization chapter
您当地的 B'nai B'rith 青年组织分会
without knowing how to play the game.
不知道如何玩这个游戏。
Okay, it's not exactly the Newport 400.
好吧，它不完全是 Newport 400。
Look, it's not like I want to get back together or anything.
听着，我并不是想和我们复合或者其他什么。
It's just, we used to be friends,
只是，我们曾经是朋友，
and then we were kind of a power couple,
然后我们就成了一对权力夫妻，
and then we were...
然后我们就……
nothing.
没有什么。
I certainly could have handled things better.
我当然可以处理得更好。
I'm sorry.
对不起。
Thank you.
谢谢。
You know, I, too, miss our friendship.
你知道，我也怀念我们的友谊。
And I agree, we were something of a power couple.
我也同意，我们确实是一对权力夫妻。
Mm.
毫米。
But maybe
但也许
we can be...
我们可以……
power friends.
强力朋友。
I'm listening.
我正在听。
I'm proposing an alliance.
我提议建立联盟。
Instead of jousting with each other,
而不是互相争斗，
we collude against the other ghosts
我们与其他鬼魂勾结
to our mutual benefit,
为了我们双方的共同利益，
with the ultimate goal of ruling the house.
最终目的是统治房子。
As power friends. Mm.
作为强力朋友。嗯。
I like it. Plus, it sounds like a Saturday-morning cartoon.
我喜欢它。另外，它听起来就像周六早上的卡通片。
Is that good? Duh! They rocked.
好吗？太棒了！他们太棒了。
Okay, what the hell? Let's do it.
好吧，管他呢？我们开始吧。
Power friends.
强力朋友。
Power friends.
强力朋友。
Now what?
现在该怎么办？
Now, we sit and await opportunities
现在我们坐下来等待机会
to be better than other people.
变得比其他人更好。
Maybe in the living room?
也许在客厅？
More foot traffic. Smart.
更多的客流量。聪明。
Hey, Flower, how are you doing?
嘿，花儿，你好吗？
You're still talking to me? Look,
你还在跟我说话？你看，
I'm very upset about what you did.
对于你的所作所为我感到非常不高兴。
You sabotaged the opening of the restaurant
你破坏了餐厅的开业
in literally the grossest way possible.
实际上是最粗暴的方式。
But
但
I know you only did it because you care about us.
我知道你这么做只是因为你关心我们。
I am so sorry, Sam.
我很抱歉，萨姆。
Thank you, Flower. For once,
谢谢你，花儿。这一次，
I thought I was the one that was going to be right,
我以为我是对的，
and everyone would thank me for saving the day.
每个人都会感谢我挽救了局面。
But it turns out I'm just the joke
但事实证明我只是个笑话
everyone thought I was.
每个人都以为我是。
Well, people love jokes.
嗯，人们喜欢笑话。
Knock-knocks, chicken crossed the road.
敲敲门，鸡过马路了。
Steve Martin's whole arrow-through-the-head bit,
史蒂夫·马丁的整个射箭动作，
which, yes, hits a little close to home, but I still eat it up.
是的，这确实有点触动我心，但我还是接受了。
You're not a joke, Flower.
你不是在开玩笑，弗劳尔。
Yes, you may have been duped by Bruce,
是的，你可能被布鲁斯欺骗了，
and yes, you can be a little naive sometimes,
是的，有时你可能会有点天真，
but it's because you have this beautiful ability
但那是因为你有这种美妙的能力
to see the best in people.
看到人们最好的一面。
And we love that about you.
我们喜欢你的这一点。
We all could take a page out of your book.
我们都可以从您身上学到一些东西。
Bruce promised a better life
布鲁斯承诺过上更好的生活
when things were really hard for me,
当我遇到困难的时候，
and I had nowhere else to turn.
我已无路可去。
That's what cults do.
这就是邪教做的事。
They prey on people who are vulnerable.
他们以弱势群体为目标。
That's how I got involved in the whole Amway thing.
这就是我参与整个安利事件的经过。
I died with a garage full of that crap.
我死的时候车库里堆满了那些垃圾。
I really just wanted to belong.
我真的只是想要融入其中。
You do belong, with us.
你确实属于我们。
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
是的，绝对如此。是的。
Thanks, guys.
谢谢大家。
So, I guess
所以，我想
opening night is canceled?
首映之夜取消了？
It looks that way.
看起来就是这样。
Jay can't do an entire dinner service on his own.
杰伊无法独自完成一整套晚餐服务。
Well, can't you, Bela and Mark pitch in?
那么，你、贝拉和马克不能加入进来吗？
We don't know the recipes.
我们不知道菜谱。
Oh.
哦。
But you guys do.
但你们确实如此。
The three of you have been there the whole time,
你们三个一直都在那儿，
watching in the kitchen while he's been training the staff
在厨房里看着他培训员工
- on the menu. - She's right.
- 在菜单上。 - 她说得对。
- We know that menu inside and out. - When to put things
- 我们对菜单了如指掌。- 什么时候放东西
in the oven, when to take them out, how to plate them.
在烤箱里，什么时候拿出来，如何装盘。
Yeah, we just can't interact with the physical world.
是的，我们就是无法与物理世界互动。
- But Sam, Bela and Mark can. - Flower, that's genius.
- 但 Sam、Bela 和 Mark 可以。 - Flower，真是天才。
We can tell Sam what needs to be done,
我们可以告诉萨姆需要做什么，
and, Sam, you can tell them.
山姆，你可以告诉他们。
It'll be like Ratatouille, but with ghosts.
它会很像《料理鼠王》，但是有鬼。
Ghostatouille.
鬼影重重。
You really think this'll work? I do.
你真的认为这会有用吗？我认为是这样。
But I believe everything, which we are now framing
但我相信我们现在正在构建的一切
as one of my great qualities.
这是我的优秀品质之一。
Okay, let's give it a shot.
好的，让我们尝试一下。
Ghostatouille! Felt worth repeating
Ghostatouille！感觉值得重复
since it didn't garner much of a response the first time.
因为第一次并没有引起太大的反响。
It's Ratatouille plus ghosts.
这是料理鼠王加上鬼魂。
Sam, is it helpful if you write this down for people?
山姆，如果你把这个写下来给大家参考，会有帮助吗？
This needs more coriander!
这需要多加点香菜！
Bela, that saag paneer needs more coriander.
Bela，那个菠菜奶酪需要多放点香菜。
Oh, these samosas are done. Those are done, Mark.
哦，这些萨摩萨三角饺做好了。马克，那些都做好了。
Table six low on water! Table six needs more water.
六号桌的水不够了！六号桌需要更多的水。
On it.
就可以了。
How is she tracking all this?
她是如何追踪这一切的？
Oh, I don't know, Mark.
哦，我不知道，马克。
She's a woman, and she's good at her job. I've heard about you.
她是个女人，而且工作很出色。我听说过你。
Not in my kitchen, Mark.
不在我的厨房，马克。
Ah, the things they do to this poor man.
啊，他们对这个可怜的人做了些什么。
These are some pretty prime seats, huh?
这些座位真是太棒了，对吧？
Yeah, not bad.
是的，还不错。
Excuse me. This table was reserved for myself and Trevor.
不好意思。这张桌子是我和 Trevor 预订的。
Well, there's plenty of room. You're welcome to join us.
嗯，还有空位。欢迎你加入我们。
You can sit next to me.
你可以坐在我旁边。
No, thank you. I'm good.
不用了，谢谢。我很好。
Basement buddies.
地下室伙伴。
Basement buddies.
地下室伙伴。
Ladies and gentleman, Chef Jay.
女士们、先生们，杰伊大厨。
Uh...
呃…
Well, I hope you're enjoying your first course.
好吧，我希望你喜欢你的第一门课程。
Um, this menu was intended
嗯，这个菜单是
to be a modern take on the foods that I grew up eating,
对我小时候吃的食物进行现代诠释，
because, above all else,
因为最重要的是，
Mahesh is about family.
马赫什 (Mahesh) 很关心家庭。
You know, in a family,
你知道，在一个家庭里，
you can have your disagreements.
你可以有不同意见。
And, to be honest, we had one today.
老实说，我们今天就有一个。
But then we came together to make tonight happen,
但后来我们齐心协力，让今晚成为现实，
and I'm so grateful to share it with you all.
我很感激能与大家分享。
Great speech. Who is this guy?
很棒的演讲。这个人是谁？
Thank you, everyone.
谢谢大家。
Enjoy your meals.
祝您用餐愉快。
You heard him. Thank you for coming.
你听到了。谢谢你的到来。
Oh.
哦。
Sorry.
对不起。
That was me. Wow.
那就是我。哇。
There's really nothing Sam won't do for us.
真的没有什么是 Sam 不能为我们做的。
Back to my corner.
回到我的角落。
Retreat.
撤退。
Well, I'm glad you guys are feeling better.
好吧，我很高兴你们感觉好些了。
I know it was a rough 24 hours.
我知道这24小时很艰难。
Yeah, I looked up the symptoms,
是的，我查了一下症状，
and I know this is gonna sound weird,
我知道这听起来很奇怪，
but it kept coming up "cholera."
但结果总是显示“霍乱”。
Well, obviously, it wasn't an extremely rare
显然，这并不是一件极其罕见的事
and mostly eradicated infectious disease,
并基本根除传染病，
'cause that would be crazy.
因为那太疯狂了。
How's Jay gonna get out of this one? - Anyway,
杰伊要怎么摆脱这个困境？ - 无论如何，
we looked into it, had a guy run some labs.
我们对此进行了调查，并派一个人去管理一些实验室。
Science stuff. Turns out, it was the romaine lettuce
科学研究。原来是生菜
we ate at family meal.
我们一起吃家庭餐。
He's blaming lettuce?
他怪罪生菜吗？
Haven't America's honest lettuce pickers had enough?
难道美国诚实的生菜采摘者还没有受够吗？
Oh, it was my idea. It came to me because I recently learned
哦，这是我的主意。我之所以有这个想法是因为我最近了解到
there's such a thing called "bacteria,"
有一种东西叫“细菌”，
which are like little men that live on the leaves
它们就像生活在树叶上的小人
and punch your stomach from the inside.
并从内部击打你的腹部。
We're still following laws this fool made.
我们仍在遵守这个傻瓜制定的法律。
So we're all agreed?
那么我们都同意了吗？
It was the romaine and nothing else?
只剩下长叶莴苣了，没有别的吗？
Yes, Chef!
是的，厨师！
Man, these people will believe anything.
伙计，这些人什么都会相信。
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