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翻译 小酸奶 杏仁斯嘉丽 Eunice 12
翻译 盐仔爱吃甜 三四月 八重 13
校对 小酸奶 14
时间轴 DA 永远的永远 15
后期 吉吉 16
总监 小酸奶 17
《旺达幻视》前情提要 Previously on WandaVision... 18
我们是不寻常的一对 知道吧 We are an unusual couple, ya know? 19
我妻子和她的飞碟啊 My wife and her flying saucers. 20
我丈夫和他坚不可摧的脑袋啊 My husband and his indestructible head. 21
亲爱的 我是艾格妮丝 你右边的邻居 Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. 22
你就像台行走的电脑 You're like a walking computer. 23
什么 我才不是呢 What? I most certainly am not. 24
跟哈特先生和他的好妻子哈特太太一起吃饭 Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart. 25
你们为什么会来这里 What brought you here? 26
-你们结婚多久了 -你们为什么搬来这里 - How long have you been married? - Why did you come here? 27
该死 为什么 Damn it, why? 28
停下 停下 Stop it. Stop it. 29
幻视 帮帮他 Vision, help him. 30
什么声音 What was that? 31
旺达 Wanda? 32
怎么了 亲爱的 Yes, dear? 33
你在用你的魔法开灯吗 Are you using your powers to turn on the light? 34
是的 亲爱的 Yes, dear. 35
我来吧 亲爱的 Allow me, sweetheart. 36
你看到了什么 What do you see? 37
只看到你那些可爱的玫瑰花丛 Only your lovely rose bushes. 38
没别的了吗 That's all? 39
你用了你的夜视吗 幻视 Are you using your night vision, Vision? 40
我向你保证 亲爱的 我什么都没看到 I assure you, my love, I see nothing amiss. 41
你根本不需要害怕... You have absolutely no reason to be frightened... 42
你刚刚说什么 You were saying? 43
其实最近我上班的时候听几个同事 Actually, I did overhear a couple of lads at work 44
提起附近出现了一些麻烦人物 remarking on a few unsavory characters settling in the neighborhood. 45
谁知道那些无所事事的家伙会干什么 Now, who knows what those ne'er-do-wells might be up to? 46
抢房子啊 搞破坏啊 Robbing houses, vandalizing property. 47
穿墙啊 不用手就能把东西移来移去吗 Walking through walls, moving objects without touching them. 48
旺达 亲爱的 你不会想说 Wanda, darling, you can't be suggesting 49
我的同事们说的是我们吧 my colleagues were referring to us. 50
我们中得有一个人搞清楚这声音到底是哪里来的 One of us should really determine the source of that sound. 51
是啊 得有一个人 Yes, one of us should. 52
真是太扯了 Oh, this is getting ridiculous. 53
我要看一看 I'm going to take a look. 54
天啊 亲爱的 Oh, God! Darling! 55
看来我们应付得很好 Well, I think we handled that well. 56
是的 我要声明我很自豪 Yes, I must say I'm rather proud of myself. 57
瞧瞧你多么会把握重新装修的机会啊 And look how you seized on the opportunity to redecorate. 58
这样更好吧 This is better, isn't it? 59
旺达 亲爱的 Wanda, darling? 60
怎么了 亲爱的 Yes, dear? 61
关灯 Get the light. 62
欢迎来到西景 63
旺达幻视 64
旺达幻视 WandaVision! 65
旺达幻视 WandaVision! 66
主演 旺达·马克西莫夫 67
和幻视 68
*旺达幻视 旺达幻视* *WandaVision Wa-WandaVision* 69
*旺达幻视 旺达幻视* *WandaVision Wa-WandaVision* 70
*旺达幻视 旺达幻视* *WandaVision Wa-WandaVision* 71
旺达幻视 WandaVision! 72
旺达幻视 73
女士们 先生们 最后一个魔法 Ladies and gentlemen, for my final trick, 74
我将为你们带来 神秘柜 I bring you the Cabinet of Mysteries. 75
亲爱的 你该上场了 Darling, that's your cue. 76
你说了"神秘柜"吗 You said, "Cabinet of Mysteries?" 77
我说了"神秘柜" I said, "The Cabinet of Mysteries." 78
那我该出场了 Oh, that's my cue. 79
我的老天啊 Holy Toledo! 80
亲爱的 那个才艺秀的其他表演节目 Darling, do all the other acts in the talent show 81
都要用这么精良的道具吗 have such elaborate props? 82
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding? 83
弗雷德和琳达要做一条护城河 Fred and Linda are building a moat 84
还有一扇能开合的吊闸 鬼知道是为什么 and a fully-functioning portcullis and no one even knows why. 85
我们继续 Let's keep going. 86
对 对 我说到哪里了 Yes, yes. Where was I? Um... 87
看好了 我是幻术大师 充满了神秘 Watch closely as I, Illusion, Master of Enigma, 88
我将让我迷人的美艳助手凭空消失 make my captivating assistant, Glamour, disappear. 89
你真的很有范儿 You really are very dashing. 90
谢谢你 亲爱的 Mmm, thank you, darling. 91
不要害怕 美艳助手 Fear not, Glamour. 92
我幻术大师保证将会让你完好归来 For I, Illusion, vow to bring you back exactly as you are. 93
阿布拉卡达布拉 Abracadabra! 94
好吧 旺达 你就不担心 Yes, um, Wanda, you're not at all worried 95
这些观众可能会看穿这个小把戏吗 that the audience might just see through this little charade? 96
这就是这个表演的意义啊 Well, that's the whole point. 97
真正的魔术表演中 一切都是假的 In a real magic act, everything is fake. 98
亲爱的 才艺秀募捐会 Darling, the talent show fundraiser 99
是每季度最重要的事 is the most important event of the season 100
我们住在这里就有义务参加 and it's our neighborly duty to participate. 101
再说了 我们这样 Plus, it's our chance to 102
也是一个尽量假装正常人的好机会 appear as normal as possible while doing so. 103
我觉得那应该不成问题 Well, I don't think that should be a problem. 104
现在这里是我们的家了 This is our home now. 105
我希望我们可以融入进来 I want us to fit in. 106
亲爱的 我们融入了 我们会的 Oh, darling, we do. We shall. 107
我们会把他们的袜子都惊艳掉 And we're gonna knock their socks off, 108
特别是等你穿上这个 especially with you wearing this. 109
这正好是从你的服装上抠出来的那一块呢 Oh, that's actually the rest of your costume. 110
要是我还想赶上 Well, I better get going 111
筹备委员会会议 就得赶紧出发了 if I'm gonna make the planning committee meeting. 112
我其实也要忙这事 That's me off as well, actually. 113
社区联防会要在公共图书馆 There's a gathering of the neighborhood watch 114
集合开会 at the public library. 115
在经过昨天刺激的一晚以后 And after last night's excitement, 116
我要确保这个小镇的绝对安全 I want to make sure this town's security is up to snuff. 117
真是一个好主意 That's a swell idea. 118
告诉那些树杈子 谁才是老大 You tell those tree branches who's boss. 119
瞧瞧我们啊 Would you look at us? 120
旺达和幻视 融入西景的居民 Wanda and Vision, Westview fitter-inners. 121
谢幕时见 I'll see you at curtain call. 122
瞧啊 是我们的大主演 Look, it's the star o' the show. 123
艾格妮丝 Agnes. 124
不好意思 你刚刚说什么 I'm sorry. What did you say? 125
我给你送我的宠物兔 给你们的魔术表演的 Oh, I brought my pet rabbit. For your magic act. 126
对了 谢谢你 艾格妮丝 Yes, of course! Thank you, Agnes. 127
我们会照顾好它的 We will take good care of him. 128
挠挠先生最喜欢舞台了 Senor Scratchy just loves the stage. 129
它在去年的圣诞盛典上扮演了婴儿耶稣呢 He played baby Jesus in last year's Christmas pageant. 130
早上好 丹尼斯 Oh, morning, Dennis. 131
早上好 艾格尼丝 Morning, Agnes. 132
举起来 Stick 'em up. 133
别开枪 我只是一个送信的 Don't shoot. I'm just a messenger. 134
-走吧 -好的 - Shall we? - Oh, we shall. 135
你准备好见见 So, are you ready to meet 136
屁股皇后和她的那群快乐的主妇了吗 Queen Cul de Sac and her Merry Homemakers? 137
艾格尼丝 多蒂不会像你说的那么坏的 Agnes, Dottie can't be as bad as you say. 138
你嗅一嗅她的玫瑰 就会被判死刑了 Hmm, well, you'll notice her roses bloom under penalty of death. 139
旺达 我能给你一点友好的建议吗 Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice? 140
是关于我的穿着吗 Is it about the way how I'm dressed? 141
那也需要 不过已经太晚了 Yes, but it's too late for that. 142
多蒂是这个镇子上一切的关键 Dottie is the key to everything in this town. 143
乡村俱乐部会员资格 派对 入学申请... Country club memberships, parties, school admissions... 144
还是别说得太早了 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. 145
你和多蒂处好关系 You get in with Dottie and 146
你在这里就能如鱼得水 it'll be smooth sailing from here on out. 147
凡事小心 你绝对没问题的 Just mind your P's and Q's and you're gonna do just fine. 148
或者也许我能或多或少地做我自己 Or maybe I could just be myself? More or less? 149
旺达 那也很好 Oh, Wanda, that's good. 150
大家快一点 Everybody, hurry up please. 151
你好 多蒂 你的玫瑰真是太棒了 Hiya, Dottie! Your roses are divine. 152
谢谢你 Well, thank you. 153
扶轮社在我们说话这会儿正在完成舞台布置 The Rotary Club is finishing the stage set-up as we speak. 154
他们给凉亭重新刷了一层漆 They've given the gazebo a fresh coat of paint 155
马上就要去镇广场上 and will be installing the final decorations 156
布置最后的装饰 all through the town square. 157
如果你发现里面有古董脚灯 And if you recognize the antique footlights, 158
那是因为这是我店里出的 it's because they're from my store. 159
椅子呢 And the chairs? 160
很抱歉 多蒂 我没有问椅子[主持]的事 I'm sorry, Dottie. I didn't ask about the chairs. 161
那你以后也不要问我 So you better not ask me 162
能不能主持任何一个委员会了呢 if you can chair any committees in the future. 163
恶魔往往藏在细节中 贝芙 The devil's in the details, Bev. 164
不仅仅只在细节中 That's not the only place he is. 165
大家都知道才艺秀 As you all know, the talent show 166
是西景小学唯一的募捐会 is the sole fundraiser for Westview Elementary. 167
这也许能让你好过点 This might help. 168
在我成立这个小团体的八年来 In the eight years since I founded our little club, 169
这个盛会举办得越来越大 越来越好 this event has gotten bigger and better every season. 170
这些裤子可真漂亮 Say, those pants are peachy keen. 171
你真的这么觉得吗 Do you really think so? 172
其他女士都穿了裙子 我还担心呢 The other ladies are in skirts. I was worried. 173
距离表演开始只有几个小时了 We only have a few hours until show time, 174
所以少点闲聊 多点关注 so a little less cross chatter and a little more focus. 175
好吧 Okay. 176
那些小男孩和小女孩都指望着我们呢 Those little boys and girls are counting on us. 177
一切都是为了孩子们 All of this is for the children. 178
为了孩子们 "For the children." 179
为了孩子们 "For the children." 180
所以 我希望大家都要热烈鼓掌... So, I want you all to give yourselves a big hand... 181
当然了 是在恰当的时机 ...at the appropriate time, of course. 182
但首先 我们来回顾一下活动礼仪 But first let's review event etiquette. 183
着装要求是高档花园派对... Dress code is upscale garden party... 184
我不鼓掌的唯一原因是我吓得不敢动了 The only reason I didn't clap is because I'm afraid to move. 185
是啊 Yeah. 186
我其实不知道自己来这儿干什么 I actually don't know what I'm doing here. 187
我也有这种感觉了 我叫旺达 I'm starting to feel that way myself. I'm Wanda. 188
我是杰拉丁 I'm, uh... Geraldine. 189
我是很生气 And I'm irritated. 190
今晚的票卖得一张都不剩了 Tickets for tonight are completely sold out. 191
大家可以鼓掌了 Now, you can clap. 192
停 And stop. 193
讲真 清醒的人怎么忍得了她这一套 Really, how is anybody doing this sober? 194
公共图书馆 195
-绿的吧 -嗯 - Let's say green. - Yeah. 196
另一边可能是尘土 I mean, the other side could be dirt. 197
打扰了 请问这是社区联防会吗 Pardon me. Is this the neighborhood watch meeting? 198
你好 幻视 Oh, hiya, Vision. 199
没想到你会来参加 Didn't expect to see you here. 200
其实我们在聊"仅限内部成员"那种话题 This is sort of a "members only" type deal. 201
是啊 对 Certainly. Right. Well... 202
我就安安静静默不作声地待着 I'll just stay here and be as quiet as a church mouse 203
等你们说到新的话题 till you open up the floor for new business. 204
其实我们正好要说到新话题 Well, in truth, we were just getting to new business. 205
那太好了 Oh, splendid! 206
能告诉我你们巡逻多久换一次岗吗 Could you tell me how often you rotate security patrols? 207
你们直接跟本地的执法部门对接吗 Do you interface directly with local law enforcement? 208
你们对于入室盗窃 What are your protocols regarding threats 209
涂鸦和危险驾驶等威胁的规程是什么 such as burglary, graffiti, and reckless driving? 210
-不 幻视 -我知道这些事情十分重要 - No, Vision. - I know these are indeed grave matters. 211
"新话题"其实是再吃一轮酥皮点心的意思 "New business" actually means another round of Danish. 212
你要树莓馅的还是奶酪馅的 Raspberry or cheese-filled? 213
谢谢 不必了 我不吃食物 Oh, neither for me, thank you. I don't eat food. 214
我是说 What I mean to say is that 215
我两顿饭之间不吃食物 三餐还是吃的 I don't eat food in between meals but at mealtimes. 216
按时吃饭有如机器 I'm a regular eating machine. 217
朋友们 幻视说得有道理 Hey, fellas. Vision here has got a point. 218
听我说 我有绝密情报要告诉你们 Now, listen up. I got some top secret intelligence for you. 219
太好了 Oh, excellent. 220
你们知道约翰逊一直在吹嘘 Now, you know how Johnson's been braggin' about 221
他亲手为孩子们建的树屋吗 that treehouse he built for his kids? 222
知道 Yeah. 223
其实是预置的 It's a prefab job. 224
那个傻瓜连挥锤子都不会 That blockhead can't even swing a hammer. 225
我给你们讲个更好的 I can do you one better. 226
你们知道亚瑟常常擦拭的那些保龄球奖杯吗 You know those bowling trophies Arthur's always polishing? 227
那些都是他从哈肯萨克的庭院跳蚤市场买的 He bought 'em all at a yard sale in Hackensack. 228
我就知道 我从来没在保龄球场见过他 I knew it. I've never once seen him down at the lanes. 229
我也有绝密八卦要分享 I too have some top secret gossip to share. 230
诺曼是个共产党人 Norm here's a Communist. 231
幻视 你真会开玩笑 Vision, you're a real cut-up. 232
我总觉得你有点方头方脑的 You know, I always thought you were kind of a square. 233
我吗 不 我圆得很 Me? No, I'm as round as they come. 234
想来一条大红口香糖吗 Hey, care for a stick o' Big Red? 235
等一下 Well, hold on there a second. 236
你没听他说吗 他不吃食物的 Didn't you hear the man? He doesn't eat food. 237
口香糖算是食物吗 Is gum food? 238
我觉得这种东西纯粹是为了咀嚼 Well, my understanding is that it's purely for mastication. 239
我不嚼 No, I don't do that. 240
既然都来西景了... 干杯 Well, when in Westview... Cheers. 241
原来你是个这么风趣的人 Who knew you were such a funny guy? 242
你刚进来的时候 And to think you came here 243
还一心挂念着规程什么的 all hot and bothered about protocols and nonsense. 244
我们还以为你是认真的 We actually thought you were serious. 245
他真逗 好了 继续说烤肉的事 He's funny. All right, so, back to this barbeque. 246
所以安排座位前一定要填饱肚子 That is why you never do a seating chart on an empty stomach. 247
天啊 多蒂 你真是这些委员会事务的魔法师 Golly, you're a whiz at all this committee stuff, Dottie. 248
谢谢你今天选择我 Thank you for choosing me 249
帮你收拾现场 我觉得好幸运 to help you clean up today. I feel so lucky. 250
你的确很幸运 You are. 251
多蒂 我不禁在想 I can't help but wonder if you and I 252
我们是不是一开始没给彼此留下好印象 haven't gotten off on the wrong foot, Dottie. 253
如果可以 我想扭转这一点 And I would like to correct that if I can. 254
你要怎么做到 And how would you do that? 255
我听说过关于你的传闻 I've heard things about you. 256
你和你丈夫 You and your husband. 257
我不知道你听说了什么 Well, I don't know what you've been told, 258
但我向你保证 我对谁都没有恶意 but I assure you I don't mean anyone any harm. 259
我不相信你 I don't believe you. 260
旺达 旺达 能收到吗 完毕 Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over? 261
-旺达 -那是谁 - Wanda? - Who is that? 262
旺达 Wanda? 263
你又是谁 Who are you? 264
旺达 Wanda? 265
旺达 Wanda. 266
是谁把你变成这样了 旺达 Who is doing this to you, Wanda? 267
旺达 旺达 旺... Wanda? Wanda? Wan... 268
多蒂 Dottie! 269
你... You... Oh! 270
突击测验 旺达 Pop quiz, Wanda. 271
家庭主妇如何洗掉白亚麻布上的血迹 How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? 272
答案是 自己洗 By doing it herself. 273
人们说男人有这两样重要配饰 They say a man is never fully-dressed 274
才算盛装打扮好了 without two important accessories. 275
他的特别女伴 His special lady... 276
和他的"男爵"手表 and his Strücker. 277
男爵 他会为你腾出[制造]时间 Strücker. He'll make time for you. 278
男爵手表 瑞士制造 九头蛇公司 279
才艺秀 为了孩子们 280
幸好我不是跟在这男人后面表演 Glad I don't have to follow this guy. 281
什么 Huh? What? 282
但你会表现出色的 Oh, but you're gonna be great. 283
现在几点了 What time is it now? 284
从你上次问完 过了两分钟 Mmm, two minutes after the last time you asked. 285
我不知道他在哪里 I don't know where he could be. 286
那是他吗 Oh, is that him? 287
他看起来有点步履蹒跚[故障] Well, it looks like he's got a little hitch in his giddy-up. 288
旺达 我的小卷心菜 你看起来真美 Wanda, my little cabbage, you look smashing! 289
小幻 Vis. 290
你跑哪去了 Where have you been? 291
我和兄弟们玩了个 Uh, well, me and the boys were playing 292
很刺激的穿鞋马游戏 a rather thrilling game of horses with shoes. 293
不 不对 No, that's not it. 294
是鞋马 也不对 Shoe horses! No. 295
是马的鞋 Ah! Horse's shoes. 296
听着 多蒂身上发生了奇怪的事 Listen, something strange happened with Dottie. 297
在那之前也发生了奇怪的事 Well, something strange happened before that, too. 298
我很难解释 It's hard to explain. 299
我刚才在玩他的鞋子 I was just playing with his shoes. 300
到底怎么回事[谁上场] What is going on? 301
该你了 You are! 302
非常感谢大家前来支持 I want to thank you all for coming out 303
西景小学"为了孩子们"才艺秀 to support Westview Elementary, "For the children." 304
"为了孩子们" "For the children." 305
最后一个节目 And for our final act... 306
请欢迎 旺达和幻视 I give you, Wanda and Vision. 307
才艺秀 为了孩子们 308
喂 该你上了 牛仔 Hey! Hey! You're up, Cowboy! 309
什么 What? 310
对 该我上了 Oh! Yeah! I've to go! 311
下午好 西景的朋友们 Hello, Westview! Good afternoon. 312
非常高兴来到 It's so lovely to be... 313
对不起 不小心的 I'm so sorry. Excuse me. 314
我是美艳大师 I am Glamour 315
这是我可爱的助手 幻术小姐 and this is my delightful assistant, Illusion. 316
我才是美艳小姐 他是幻术大师 I am Glamour and he's Illusion. 317
她说得对 Yeah, what she said. 318
今天我们会骗你们 Today, we will lie to you 319
但你们却会相信我们的小把戏 and yet you will believe our little deceptions 320
因为人类对宇宙的内部运作 because human beings are easily fooled 321
理解有限 due to their limited 322
所以很容易被骗 understanding of the inner workings of the universe. 323
瞧好了 Flourish! 324
别大声说出来了 赶紧表演 亲爱的 You just do it, you don't say it out loud, honey. 325
现在我和我太太就等着看 And now my wife and I will delight 326
你们的蠢脸上的吃惊表情了 in your dumbstruck little faces. 327
瞧好了 Flourish! 328
看到了吗 他用了绳子 Ha! See there? He's using a rope. 329
旺达 怎么回事 不不不 旺达 拜托 Wanda, what's... Oh, no! Oh! No! Wanda, please! 330
亲爱的 放我下来 Darling, let me down! 331
我要吐了 I'm feeling pukey! 332
接下来是什么来着 Uh, what's next? 333
想起来了 是非常精彩的一个节目 Oh! Yeah, this is... This is gonna be great! 334
展现我的超凡实力 A staggering feat of strength. 335
幻术大师 Illusion... 336
充满神秘的幻术大师 让我试试 Illusion, Master of Enigma, allow me. 337
什么 What? 338
我们变戏法的秘密可不该让观众看见啊 You weren't supposed to see how we did that trick. 339
那是我祖母的钢琴 That was my grandmother's piano. 340
谢布特 这是我的老朋友 谢布特 Oh, Sherbert! Yeah, this is my old mate, Sherbert. 341
快起来 谢布特 跟大家问个好 Stand up, Sherbert. Say hello to the crowd. 342
我是赫布特 赫 It's Herbert, Herb. 343
安静点 谢布 选一张牌 随便选 Pipe down, Sherbie, and pick a card. Any card. 344
现在放回牌堆里 Yeah, put it back in the deck. 345
我没看哦 好了 看我的 I'm not looking. All right. Watch this. 346
这是你的牌吗 Is this your card? 347
不是 Uh, no. 348
我可不同意 I beg to differ. 349
真的吗 这是你的牌吗 Really? Is this your card? 350
幻视 Vision... 351
这是你的牌吗 这是你的牌吗 Is this your card? Is this your card? 352
这是你的牌吗 这是你的牌吗 Is this your card? Is this your card? 353
这是你的牌吗 Is this your card? 354
这是你的牌吗 这是你的牌吗 Argh! Is this your card? Is this your card? 355
-不是 -这是你的牌吗 - No. No. No. No. - Is this your card? 356
这是你的牌吗 这是你的牌吗 Is this your card? Is this your card? 357
这是你的牌吗 Is this your card? 358
这张是 Oh, it is! 359
是什么 It is what? 360
是我的牌 It's my card. 361
不好意思 赫布 还给你 Well, pardon me, Herb. Have it back. 362
不 是你的魔术成功了 Oh, no, you did the trick right. 363
我的魔术当然成功了 我可是幻术大师 Well, of course I did the trick right! I'm Illusion! 364
瞧好了 Flourish! 365
现在 我的下一个魔术 And now, for my next trick... 366
我的老天 Oh, goodness me. 367
谁偷走了我的帽子 Who stole my hat? 368
快 抓住那只兔子 Oh! Oh, stop that rabbit! 369
我得从兔子里变出一顶帽子 I gotta need to pull a hat out of it. 370
挠挠先生有当大明星的潜质 是不是 Senor Scratchy's got real star quality, don't you think? 371
我们别折腾可怜的小兔子了 好吗 Maybe we leave the poor bunny out this one, shall we? 372
那好吧 那我就把这顶帽子 Well then, I will just have to pull this hat... 373
从我身体里变出来 ...out of myself. 374
幻视 别 Vision, no. 375
我要开始了 I'm doin' it. 376
大家肯定不知道我们怎么变的 If only you all knew our secret. 377
镜子能起到这个作用吗 Is that how mirrors work? 378
闭嘴 贝芙 Shut up, Bev. 379
才艺秀 为了孩子们 380
女士们先生们 现在是我们的压轴大戏 And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale. 381
我为大家带来 神柜秘 I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries! 382
是神秘柜 The Cabinet of Mysteries! 383
对 对 就是她说的这个 Yeah, yeah. What she said. 384
才艺秀 为了孩子们 385
现在 我要让我的妻子 I will now make my wife... 386
消失不见 ...disappear. 387
你确定你不需要观众志愿者吗 Are you sure you don't want 388
比如我丈夫拉夫 an audience volunteer named "My husband Ralph?" 389
不要 阿布拉卡达布拉 No. Abracadabra! 390
-亲爱的 -怎么了 - Uh, sweetheart? - Yeah? 391
我在这呢 Hi. 392
柜子里有什么 What's in the box? 393
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? 394
对啊 柜子里有什么 Yeah, what's in the box? 395
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box? 396
柜子里有什么 柜子里有什么 What's in the box? What's in the box? 397
太棒了 Oh, yes! 398
瞧好了 Flourish. 399
我们走吧 Let's get outta here. 400
对不起 对不起 我很抱歉 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 401
-我太蠢了 -小幻 没关系 - I'm so stupid. - Vis? Vis, it's all right. 402
没事 没关系 It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. 403
但是你到底怎么了 But what is going on with you? 404
我不知道 我今天一直感觉很奇怪 I have no idea. I've been feeling weirdy all day. 405
好 好的 没事 Okay. Okay. Okay. 406
你看看啊 Would you look at that? 407
把我的零件都黏住了 对吧 That really gummed up my works, didn't it? 408
没有这个我就没那么好玩了吧 I'm not as funny without it, am I? 409
你恢复正常了 这是我唯一在意的事 Well, you're back to yourself and that's all I care about. 410
现在 让我们赶在多蒂和规划委员会 Now, let's get out of here before Dottie 411
指责我们破坏了整场表演之前离开 and the planning committee string us up for ruining the show. 412
才艺秀 为了孩子们 413
你们两个 站住 You two, stop right there. 414
我们的才艺秀上从来没有出现过 Nothing like what you two just did up here 415
像你们俩刚才那样的表演 has ever happened in the history of our talent show. 416
多蒂 我们非常 Dottie, we are so... 417
太搞笑了 Hilarious. 418
这是我们看过的最搞笑的表演了 That was the most hilarious act we've ever seen. 419
你们说是不是 Wouldn't you all agree? 420
是 Yeah. 421
就是这样 Oh, yes. 422
你们两个上台来 上来 You two, come on up. Come on. 423
才艺秀 为了孩子们 424
我代表规划委员会 On behalf of the planning committee, 425
向你们颁发首届 I would like to award you 426
年度最佳喜剧表演奖 with the inaugural Comedy Performance of the Year. 427
谢谢 Oh, thank you. 428
我想问一下 I have to ask. 429
上一秒我还在后台 下一秒 One second, I'm backstage and in the next, 430
我就出现在一个小暗室里 I'm in a dark cubby hole. 431
你是怎么做到的 How'd you do it? 432
一位魔术师从来不会泄露魔术的秘密 Oh, a magician never reveals his secrets. 433
他都交给助手来解答 He leaves that to his assistant. 434
助手也不会说的 And she's not talking. 435
我就知道你会这么说 I had a feeling you'd say that. 436
"为了孩子们" "For the children!" 437
"为了孩子们" "For the children!" 438
你真是太棒了 美艳助手 You were tremendous, Glamour. 439
你也是 幻术大师 As were you, Illusion. 440
我都不知道我之前在担心些什么 I don't know what I was so worried about. 441
搞好邻里关系也不是这么难呀 It wasn't so hard to fit in after all. 442
我们只需要做自己就好了 And all we had to do was be ourselves. 443
但是需要做一点点的改变 Well, with a few modifications. 444
-都是为了孩子们 -为了孩子们 - And it was all for the children. - For the children. 445
我想孩子们需要来一点爆米花 Well, I think the children might need some popcorn. 446
旺达 Wanda. 447
怎么了 Hmm, what? 448
幻视 这一切是真的吗 Vision... Is this really happening? 449
是真的 亲爱的 Yes, my love. 450
这一切都是真的 It's really happening. 451
如果还是那棵该死的树 If it's that damn tree again, 452
我一定把它连根拔了 I am going to rip it out by the roots! 453
我什么都没看到 I don't see anything. 454
怎么了 What is that? 455
旺达 Wanda. 456
不 No. 457
幻视 这一切是真的吗 Vision... Is this really happening? 458
是真的 亲爱的 Yes, my love. 459
这一切都是真的 It's really happening. 460
幻视 Vision... 461
旺达 是谁把你变成这样了 旺达 Wanda? Who's doing this to you, Wanda? 462
旺达 Wanda? 463
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